Ann Coulter Pwned thanks to Pat (r.i.p.) Tillman's mother

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donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

As for Chomsky, whom Ann Coulter would undoubtedly label "treasonous,"

unfair

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

why, unfair?

peepee (peepee), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

a pit in the cherry atop their bloody sundae

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

why, unfair?

Because trife has read Ann Coulter's "Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism" and knows that Chomsky isn't mentioned once. Also, no one on the right would lump Chomsky in with "liberals."

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Mary Tillman says a private meeting was planned between him and Pat after Pat's return--a meeting that never took place, of course. Chomsky confirms this scenario.

this woulda been neat, and no doubt Pat was looking forward to it.

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

yeah but she DOES say "Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant. Fifty years of treason hasn't slowed them down." And, considering Chomsky is MORE to the left of "liberals," the charge is a fair one. Q.E. fuckin' D.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

(I mean the charge of the original writer that Coulter would consider Chomsky a traitor, by the way)

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

as for ned raggett, whom matt cibula would undoubtedly label "sexy as hell"

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

What the god damned hell have you been smoking

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

(Q.E. fuckin D.)

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Also, no one on the right would lump Chomsky in with "liberals."

that's because there are so many other colorful adjectives to use when describing Chomsky.

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

but, obligatory, everyone knows chomsky isn't a "liberal." and an author as concerned with accuracy as Coulter surely acknowledges that important difference, and thus the inference is totally unreasonable and just your typical closed-minded liberal bullshit.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

i guess im smoking whatever it is that makes people realize the best tools for debate maybe arent false, invented quotes which your opponents MIGHT say to be used against them in news articles

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

gabbneb i thought you were for real at first but i guess youre being sarcastic- if you are then will you please use your humongous, well-oiled brain to explain why its a good idea for the left to make up quotes and attribute them to right-wingers in order to bolster "our" side of the argument??

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

yeah, why bustas be fronting on Ann? (xpost)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

as for ned raggett, whom matt cibula would undoubtedly label "sexy as hell"

*preens*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

an author as concerned with accuracy as Coulter

Okay, okay I get the joke!

Hey, Ethan Padgett, I think that your headlong quest to provide us all with our "much-needed" devil's advocacy is leading you down some very dark roads. The writer of that article is not making up false invented quotes and you know it, because you understand the meaning of the word "probably." Damn.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

i mean how is this different than when ann coulter says that michael moore secretly wants osama bin laden to kill more americans or whatever

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

lower standards for everyone!

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

it's a small point of contention in an otherwise illuminating article

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

because it's fun, dude. or did you think we were tryna get our fact-checked and footnoted (just like Ann!) critique onto the Hamilton County, OH 6 O'Clock news? (xpost)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Again, Ethan, the difference is because Ann Coulter has written that "liberals are either traitors or idiots," and because the writer used the word "probably."

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

BTW how on earth did Coulter become editor of law review? I want to make a snide comment about her fucking her way into the job having brains but can't seem to find the words.

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

ANN COULTER IS JT LEROY

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

There are so many people like her who are the editors of law reviews in American law schools that it's not even funny.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

and yes probably people like her who are on the left too, okay?

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

you mean people who fucked their way into the job?

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

No, he means people who actually have a striking facial resemblence to the horse they rode in on.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

awesome rasheed

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

can't they be both?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

ann coulter is pretty , motherfucker

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/14/983/320/grave_bg.jpg

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

x-post ...and thus those in power at law departments at American universities like to fuck horses! Q.E. fuckin' D.

it was a different shark (wetmink2), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.randomhouse.com/features/cormac/border/art/horses.gif

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

as for horses, whom alan dershowitz would undoubtedly label "pretty"

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

This thread makes me think of this picture, in a happy way:

http://scumby.com/~wes/Bman98/Seven/DSC00006.JPG

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

so were yall big fans of the 90s-era 'small breasts and two fat thighs' jokes about hillary? was it funny when limbaugh called chelsea 'the white house dog'??

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

coulter can hit below the belt too but at least its funny (i did laugh at 'all the pretty horses')

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

do you get the difference between using a child and an adult? not liking comments about hillary doesn't make them out of bounds. and guess who started it in all of these cases?

BTW how on earth did Coulter become editor of law review?

at Michigan, no less. it's clear that she isn't stupid. perhaps she was less troubled then. or maybe she was just as much of a bully.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

was it funny when limbaugh called chelsea 'the white house dog'??

Hahahahaha! Yes.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

I didn't realize we were here to seriously and soberly debate Ann Coulter's positions.

it was a different shark (wetmink2), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

I don't think any of the personal jokes sit well. I can never take John McCain seriously, because he told the very first Chelsea joke at some GOP conference, like a fuckin' dickweed. And, although I don't think Ann Coulter is attractive in any way shape or form, making an argument against her physical appearance (even when she and others have exploited her "attractiveness") is just, y'know, stupid.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

There are certain people in this world that I do not want to waste time being "smart" about. Ann Coulter is one of them.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

not if it helps explain Ann Coulter. only people make arguments. (xpost)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Coulter was an editor at Michigan Law Review, not the editor.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

For some reason I don't feel all that bad about piling on someone who actually defended McCarthyism.

xpost

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

there's a difference between 'piling on' and 'sinking to the other side's level in an ineffective internet sort of way'. but I do it too sometimes.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

mccain did not tell the very first chelsea joke!! wasnt that in like 98?? it was more of a janet reno joke than a chelsea joke anyway

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Ethan you are right! You totally schooled me! But it was also an anti-Chelsea joke because he called her "ugly," so we are both right.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Plus it was also homophobic towards both Reno and Hillary Clinton! He must have been working on that one since 1993.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

'as john mccain might have said...'

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

there's a difference between 'piling on' and 'sinking to the other side's level in an ineffective internet sort of way'.

Being nasty about Ann Coulter's looks is not sinking to her level. To suggest so is to disrepect the awesome fearless rhetorical depths to which Ann Coulter is willing to dive. Give her some credit.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

also dan the white house dog joke was kinda funny the first time but limbaugh did it EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. FOR. A. WEEK.

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

and the hillary jokes is whatever, still lickable

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

See, this is why I don't listen to Limbaugh; those rare times when I hear something he's said that's funny, it's still fresh. Or rather, "fresh".

I'm listening to a lot of ICP right now so pretty much every mean joke referenced on this thread has been slaying me.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

i mean how is this different than when ann coulter says that michael moore secretly wants osama bin laden to kill more americans or whatever

Possibly because the right-wing pundits of Coulter's type routinely equate Chomsky (or, more likely, groups like ANSWER and their NORTH KOREAN SPYMASTERS) with everyone to the left of Bush as well as equate Chomsky's opposition to US policy with outright treason on a regular basis. (Actually, they tend to equate things much less objectionable than Chomsky's beliefs to treason.)

When does devil's advocacy cross over into playing dumb?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

How did McCain tell the first Chelsea joke in 1998? People like Limbaugh had been ridiculing her since the day Clinton became the Dem nominee.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

bye everybody, it's always fun to talk to you all, gotta run

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

How is devil's advocacy anything BUT playing dumb?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

yo dan
http://secure.hatchetgear.com/img/icp7128.jpg

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.monesi.com/sergio/movies/dec97/devilsadv1.jpg

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, that's like one of the three worthwhile songs off their first album! OMG.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

haha dan im sure i mentioned this already but i stay bumpin twiztid all day now, fuck with 'freek show' and 'the green book' (featuring esham, layzie bone & e-40! real gangsta music)
http://horrorcore.com/news/uploads/big_money_hustlas_cover.jpg

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I still need to see that. Or maybe just hear the soundtrack.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

anyway milo sorry my 'devils advocacy' had to ruin your unfunny echo chamber of wack ann coulter jokes

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Um, the Ann Coulter jokes I didn't make?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

The "horse she rode in on" one was funny!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

did you ever hear 'just anotha crazy click' off when da smoke clears? 3-6, la chat, twiztid and icp rappin bout pirates, frankenstein and lou gehrig over a portishead sample

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

I still can't figure out how the original statement is actually unfair. It's not like Anne Coulter wouldn't label Chomsky as treasonous. I'd be shock if she hasn't actually.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

sorry that makes it sound too goofy its actually a real tight song

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

you dont understand why its not cool to blame people for things they might say?

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

I think it's pretty safe to infer that Anne Coulter either would or has said that very thing. And there is a pretty sizeable amount of her writing to back that inference up.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

george bush: "i think black peoples hair feels like a sheep"

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

we're not talking about "people," we're talking about "Ann Coulter," who has made a career out of doing precisely that (xpost)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

which you disagree the practice of, so you do it yourself

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

sorry i dont even care about this at all i just want to talk bout insane clown posse- dan do you listen to esham too?! i am real into brotha lynch hung lately

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

i got his posse album tho.... not a good cd

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Ethan, sorry, but I don't think this one's particularly unfair. Saying Coulter would probably call Chomsky "treasonous" is like saying Hitler would probably disapprove of Harvey Firestein. All her own words and positions kinda support the conclusion, and I think the sentence was written for an audience that's already familiar with Coulter and her relationship with that kind of accusation. (Hence the quotes around "treasonous" -- i.e., "she calls everybody this.")

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

so im double-oh seven, redrum wit my three fifty seven
brotha lynch hung, but all the bitches call me kevin

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

yeah i know dude i was just startin shit cuz ile is boring today

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

David Horowitz thinks Chomsky is a traitor.
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=1020

trife why do you do this stuff?

J (Jay), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

"today"

x-post

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

it is kind of extraneous tho, just to be on the safe side i wouldve either sourced it or left it out and let the reader come to the conclusion on their own

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

"today"

...is the GREATEST...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

why do i care about the left maintaining standards of civility and honesty in debate, instead of sinking into muck just because 'they did it too!'? probably because i am a republican

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

You darned GOP plant, you're one of Rove's boys AREN'T YOU.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Come to think of it Hitler would probably have given Harvey Firestein his own one-man exhibition of degenerate theater.

(Ha, the Ethan edit: Chomsky is "the sort of person Coulter routinely accuses of treason.")

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

Rove's Boys needs to be a gay porn movie title.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

did you ever hear 'just anotha crazy click' off when da smoke clears? 3-6, la chat, twiztid and icp rappin bout pirates, frankenstein and lou gehrig over a portishead sample

I haven't heard this but it sounds awesome!!!!! If you'd asked me 6 months ago what it would take to get interested in Psychopathic Records again, I probably would have described something exactly like this.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Why does anyone even argue with Ann Coulter? There's no point. It's all about performing for the audience, not about facts and logic. Cut one promo.

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

nitsuh i dont think thats a trivial edit!

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

I ACTUALLY READ AN ARTICLE IN ADBUSTERS DEBATING TRIFES POSITION

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

(Do I need to reiterate the point I made last week about how people are using semantics to ruin the country, ergo semantics are non-trivial?)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

i cant believe im being mocked by nitsuh for pedantry

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

something that the right knows how to do pretty well is to look down not only on the position of the left but also their methods of political discourse, which means they rarely take the bait, or at least they take the bait a lot less than the left.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

http://asmallvictory.net/archives/tr040503.gif
was anybody gonna let ted rall know about this article?

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Russell Baer remembered, "I can see it like a movie screen. We were outside of [an Iraqi city] watching as bombs were dropping on the town.... We were talking. And Pat said, 'You know, this war is so f***ing illegal.' And we all said, 'Yeah.' That's who he was. He totally was against Bush."

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, much of the left persists in believing facts matter most. No they don't. Swift Boat Veterans for "Truth" to thread.

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

what?

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Ah, Ted Rall. Fucker.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

when discussing ted rall, one word comes to mind...

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Ted Rall clearly needs a smacking.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

"sort of person she usually accuses" : "person she would probably accuse" :: "this dude kicks every puppy he sees" : "this dude would probably kick this puppy right here"

I actually agree with you that the "edit" version is better and realer and more specific and more damning and doesn't leave wiggle room for the person in question to say "look, I never said that" -- so you're right, rhetorically, it's way preferable. But the meanings and inferences aren't spread that far apart.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Ted Rall needs to be locked in a room with Ann Coulter.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

i cant believe im being mocked by nitsuh for pedantry

Technically, I think he was mocking you for sophistry.


gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

(see, that was pedantic)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

so fristy

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Main Entry: soph·ist·ry
Pronunciation: 'sä-f&-strE
Function: noun
1 : subtly deceptive reasoning or argumentation
2 : SOPHISM 1

The Ghost of It's Deceptive To Point Out That Inference != Fact? (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

bill fristy?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

i really think ann coulter is usually being alot funnier and cleverer than most of her boring detractors will give her credit for so they 'stoop to her level' in a really cringey unfunny way and the whole thing just comes off really bitter and unpleasant. look at her posing at mccarthys tombstone up top- yall dont think she knew that was funny? in the midst of all the dem blog shrieking about her being the skinny hideous bitch antichrist cunt blah blah blah in reality shes just a sarcastic right-moderate who discovered she had a knack for comedy writing and constructed a sexy blonde archie bunker persona to cash in

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

otm

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

otm i suppose but, moderate?

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

she's not funny, tho. i can believe she thinks she's funny, just like she apparently thinks she's a knock-out, but her shtick is lame. it basically amounts to trafficking in the weakest, wackest stereotypes possible (liberals are pansies, conservatives are real hard dudes) while sneering in a mini-skirt. BO-RING.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

I bet her vagina looks like Chyna's!

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

dude as much as she publically reps for evangelicals and family values and red states shes still a bleachy haired stoli drankin mahattanite elitist hoe, shes also been real diverse in idealogies of boyfriends (maher, d'souza, some 20 yr old naderite)

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

xpost i think shes funny as hell

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

She's maybe about as funny as Michael Moore (ie, not at all funny).

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

i see.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

she's joanie one note

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

i don't believe she believes half the shit she says, actually. sometimes i think it's performance art.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

This whole misunderstanding could've been cleared up with the background info that Mary Tillman and Noam Chomsky shared a loft in their Vassar days.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

I am merely trying to help advance Ms. Coulter's career by giving her the shrieking liberal reaction she is seeking. If we were all calm rightie symps she might actually have to give up the Liberals WTF Variety Hour and actually go pass the bar or something. And god knows we can't have that.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

DID PAT TILLMAN GET WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM?

W i l l (common_person), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

wow, nostalgic!

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, "funny".

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

"good times"

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

"hangin' in a chow line"

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

"Hangin in a chow line"

XPOST DAMN YOUR FAST DIGITS

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

ain't we lucky we got em

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/goodtimes08.jpg

Good Times was recorded in front of a live studio audience

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i think it's performance art.

haha, so Ann Coulter is like a neo-con female Andy-Kaufman-cum-Karen-Finley? Where do the yams come in?

Actually, never mind. I just upchucked.

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Me too.

The Ghost of Andy-Kaufman-cum-Karen-Finley EW (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Latka Gravas's Pickled Preserves

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

fact I can't believe no one pointed out - Coulter named her book on the liberal evildoers TREASON.

Keith Olbermann says Rush Limbaugh doesn't believe a word of his own shit, either. He's a frustrated sportscaster who lucked into a big-money gig giving handjobs to frustrated white men across the nation.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

was it Sportscenter that had the little skit about Rush getting whomped on by McNabb about 2-3 years ago?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

i can believe she thinks she's funny, just like she apparently thinks she's a knock-out, but her shtick is lame. it basically amounts to trafficking in the weakest, wackest stereotypes possible (liberals are pansies, conservatives are real hard dudes) while sneering in a mini-skirt. BO-RING.

gypsy, you sound a little like somebody in a comedy club who, after the guy on stage has just slayed the room, walks out muttering "his stuff is weak"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

in that they shouldn't have been in the lame comedy club with all the reflex-laughers in the first place? yeah.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

maybe you can write a book or a newspaper column that details the places your readers should laugh, eric!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

gypsy, you sound a little like somebody in a comedy club who, after the guy on stage has just slayed the room, walks out muttering "his stuff is weak"

haha, well I've never been in a room that was slayed by Ann Coulter. Until now, maybe.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

But hey, let's let the lady speak for herself:

Sen. Teddy Kennedy has demanded that the Bush administration waive attorney-client privilege and release internal memos John Roberts worked on while in the solicitor general's office 15 years ago, all of which were supposed to be held in the deepest confidence. Apparently, Kennedy thinks public officials have no right to keep even their attorney-client communications secret.

This surprised me because the senator is such a strong advocate of the (nonexistent) "right to privacy." And not just in the way most drunken, Spanish quiz-cheating, no-pants-wearing public reprobates generally cherish their own personal right to privacy. I mean privacy in the abstract.

I know as much about the "right to privacy" as I know about any other made-up, nonexistent right, but I would have thought that any "right to privacy" would protect confidential attorney-client conversations at least as much as, say, abortions in public buildings.

But I'll have to defer to the expert.

Consequently, applying the principle even-handedly to members of the executive branch as well as the legislative branch, I demand that Kennedy immediately waive all attorney-client privilege relating to his communications with his lawyer after he drove Mary Jo Kopechne off the bridge at Chappaquiddick. It's time to clear up, once and for all, the many questions that have swirled around Kennedy since Chappaquiddick.

Oops — "swirled" may have been a poor choice of words there. How about "floated"? Nope. "Surfaced"? Oooh — even worse, in terms of irony. "Come to light"? OK, now I'm just being obtuse. "Beset"? Yes, that's better.

Ha ha! Chappaquiddick! Never gets old.

Or how about this:

To expiate the pain of losing her firstborn son in the Iraq war, Cindy Sheehan decided to cheer herself up by engaging in Stalinist agitprop outside President Bush's Crawford ranch. It's the strangest method of grieving I've seen since Paul Wellstone's funeral. Someone needs to teach these liberals how to mourn.

Call me old-fashioned, but a grief-stricken war mother shouldn't have her own full-time PR flack. After your third profile on "Entertainment Tonight," you're no longer a grieving mom; you're a C-list celebrity trolling for a book deal or a reality show.

We're sorry about Ms. Sheehan's son, but the entire nation was attacked on 9/11. This isn't about her personal loss. America has been under relentless attack from Islamic terrorists for 20 years, culminating in a devastating attack on U.S. soil on 9/11. It's not going to stop unless we fight back, annihilate Muslim fanatics, destroy their bases, eliminate their sponsors and end all their hope. A lot more mothers will be grieving if our military policy is: No one gets hurt!

Fortunately, the Constitution vests authority to make foreign policy with the president of the United States, not with this week's sad story. But liberals think that since they have been able to produce a grieving mother, the commander in chief should step aside and let Cindy Sheehan make foreign policy for the nation. As Maureen Dowd said, it's "inhumane" for Bush not "to understand that the moral authority of parents who bury children killed in Iraq is absolute."

I'm not sure what "moral authority" is supposed to mean in that sentence, but if it has anything to do with Cindy Sheehan dictating America's foreign policy, then no, it is not "absolute." It's not even conditional, provisional, fleeting, theoretical or ephemeral.

The logical, intellectual and ethical shortcomings of such a statement are staggering. If one dead son means no one can win an argument with you, how about two dead sons? What if the person arguing with you is a mother who also lost a son in Iraq and she's pro-war? Do we decide the winner with a coin toss? Or do we see if there's a woman out there who lost two children in Iraq and see what she thinks about the war?

OMG! I hadn't thought of that! Or what if you had two dead sons, a maimed daughter and an incontinent terrier? ROFFLES

Etc. Plenty more here for those who can't get enough.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Has anybody tried to do an Amazon 'search inside the book' to see if Chomsky is mentioned in Coulter's 'Treason'? For some reason it's not working for me but if his name even appears in said book then TRIFE IS FULL OF IT and I am willing to bet $$ that his name appears in said book.

J (Jay), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

I kind of doubt she got past the Michael Moore jokes. Her book's intended audience has probably never heard of Chomsky.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Ann Coulter threads= probably what Michael Moore threads look like on freerepublic. Just replace "socialist fatty" with "stupid c**t"


When the Pro Bowler joined the Army Rangers...

Uh, I don't think he ever went to the Pro-Bowl.

Keith Olbermann says Rush Limbaugh doesn't believe a word of his own shit, either. He's a frustrated sportscaster who lucked into a big-money gig giving handjobs to frustrated white men across the nation.

Is that aimed at Olbermann or Limbaugh?

Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Ann Coulter threads= probably what Michael Moore threads look like on freerepublic.

Yeah, I'm sure a bunch of freepers leap to Moore's defense every time somebody makes a fat joke. And I'm sure those people are allowed to stick around and aren't immediately banned.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

Neither of those are like laughable-terrible -- just pointless. The "made-up, non-existent right" part in the first one is vaguely dry-funny, but harping on a decades-old personal fuckup is a poor way of arguing today's issues. There isn't so much untrue about the second one, apart from the gigantic button-eyed strawman (liberals who think the point of Cindy Sheehan is that we're just supposed to defer to whatever war mothers think) that she's putting so much vitriol into picking apart. (Her Dowd quote isn't a "probably," is maybe Ethan's point!) She's written far crazier and more vehement than those, both of which kinda confirm the comedy-routine reading above. The first one amounts to "hahaha what the fuck ever, Kennedy, we know what you did last 1969"; the second one amounts to "hahaha what the fuck ever, Sheehan, just because your kid died doesn't mean anyone gives a shit what you think."

xpost Walter, did you see the Team America thread a while back? Even on a boardful of North Korea admirers there were like three guys going "whatever, that movie was pretty funny, chill out."

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

NB Ann Coulter is totally NOIZE!!!

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Ann Coulter threads= probably what Michael Moore threads look like on freerepublic. Just replace "socialist fatty" with "stupid c**t"
But we also have threads attacking Moore (I know, I started one. Or revived one to complain about. Something) - do the Freepers start a lot of threads calling Coulter a stupid cunt themselves?

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

xpost Walter, did you see the Team America thread a while back?

On free republic? Or here? I don't see what you're getting at. My point was that this thread is not the left wing equivalent of a freeper/moore thread. If it were half of the posters here would have been banned by now.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

She's written far crazier and more vehement than those,

Oh yeah, like the crusader jihad rant that got her bounced from National Review. I was just picking randomly, looking for signs of hilarity. The immediate resort to Chappaquiddick just illustrates what I mean about her reliance on moth-eaten right-wing greatest hits. She rarely has anything remotely new to say, and when she does, it tends to be of the deliberately "provocative" Joe-McCarthy-was-right variety. So daring.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

on the bob edwards show last week, george clooney talked about how one of the reasons he made "Good Night & Good Luck" was directly in response to some of the claims in her Treason book & its pro-McCarthy shite

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

was it Sportscenter that had the little skit about Rush getting whomped on by McNabb about 2-3 years ago?

I could swear it was the regular NFL show on CBS with Boomer Esiason et al, because I'm pretty sure I saw it (I don't have cable/watch Sportscenter).

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I think that's the NOIZE joke people are talking about. IT's a lame trick. But the real disgruntled right seems to really enjoy having its "hot" pitbull cheerleader who'll kinda roll around pumping the "haha fuck you of COURSE we're right" macho bullshit. Surely no one on the right looks to her for any kind of insight or analysis -- they look to her half for a giggle and half for the comforting sense that insight and analysis don't matter, they're just right from the beginning. In that sense she's not different from a lot of the liberal cartoons in alt-weeklies.

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

I mean, scary as it is, whatever liberation people get from reading Coulter is entirely wrapped up in this neo-fascist daydream -- like "wait, why CAN'T we just execute everyone who disagrees with us?"

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

And really, if a moment came where they started rounding people up into camps, I don't doubt for a second that Coulter would be on the cable shows going "boo-hoo, who gives a fuck, nobody needs them anyway."

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

That is the kinda creepy thing about her, Michael Savage, Hannity, etc. -- you wonder how far they'd be willing to cheerlead.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

lock thread.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

gypsy since when did comedy success hinge on being new or daring???? you can grumble that you don't find it funny all you want, but she is an astronomically successful writer/pundit and the very fact that she says nothing new or particularly interesting just supports the idea that it's her humor that gets her across, in a sphere not particularly noted for it

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

The immediate resort to Chappaquiddick just illustrates what I mean about her reliance on moth-eaten right-wing greatest hits.

Ted Kennedy's act of vehicular homicide is timeless and will be hilarious until he falls off the wagon and does it again. It's kind of sad that he got clean and sober, because that really limited the amount of time he can hang with rapist cousins.

don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

That is the kinda creepy thing about her, Michael Savage, Hannity, etc. -- you wonder how far they'd be willing to cheerlead.

Has Hannity ever taken a Republican to task for anything? I can't bear the sight or sound of that retard so I don't know. I can only assume that the answer is no.

don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

Tracer, just to be clear (cuz I need a scorecard with all these devil's advocates), are you personally arguing that Ann Coulter is funny, or just for the proposition that it's possible some people could find her funny? I'll obviously admit the latter point, since I know some of those people (I call them "in-laws"). I'm just saying that, her quantitatively demonstrated appeal notwithstanding, she ain't funny.

I await the defense of "Mallard Fillmore" next...

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

it's her humor that gets her across

umm, yeah. in further news, americans line up to watch man in pit bite head off chicken. ROFFLEZ.

(xpost)

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/michelle/malkin.archives.asp

that person is so much worse than ann coulter could ever be.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Also, I'm not sure it's Coulter's humor that gets her across (I'd never actually thought of her as a humorist until this thread) so much as her blonde-chick-in-a-miniskirt-sneering-at-pansy-liberals routine.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

if she was fat or ugly (traffic stopping, not debatably "horse-ish" or merely "Republican"-looking), she'd be totally unknown.

don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

same goes for Malkin.

don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

The sneering kitten-with-a-whip waiting to be pwned by a Real Man trope just never gets old!

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

haha gypsy isn't that like saying "his statistics aside, he's a terrible hitter"??! she IS funny, just read what she wrote about bush's latest supreme court nom! she has the fucking timing down COLD! so yes, i personally find her funny. infuriatingly, tooth-grindingly funny. and incredibly mean-spirited. and elitist. and breathtakingly amoral. mallard fillmore is exactly the wack shit that passes for "funny" in the comics section, i.e. not funny.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

Hmm. OK. I don't. She does zero for me. Everything I read by or about her just kind of makes me go "yeah yeah yeah, stupid liberals want to have gay sex with al qaida, I get it."

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

Also, humor is a lot harder to quantify than hitting.

(he says, anticipating a 75-post digression into sabrmetrics)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

"yeah yeah yeah, stupid liberals want to have gay sex with al qaida, I get it." = not funny

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

That's what I'm saying.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

Although like I say, it had never really occurred to me to think of her as "funny" or "not funny." I mean, I didn't realize some people saw her as a humorist rather than a demagogue or ranter or whatever. So this thread has been interesting.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

gypsy, if she literally wrote "yeah yeah yeah, stupid liberals want to have gay sex with al qaida" she would not have a newspaper column, you see what i mean?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

well, she thinks she's funny.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

The problem with a suck-up press for Democrats is that with no adversary press to call them on it, Democrats develop wilder and wilder Walter Mitty fantasy lives until finally one day, when they are at the zenith of their political careers, someone notices that they're not Irish, they didn't deserve their war medals, 254 Swift Boat veterans hate them, and they didn't spend Christmas Eve, 1968, in Cambodia. (Or that they are white-trash serial molesters and unrepentant rapists who somehow talked their way into an Arkansas governorship.)

-- Aug. 18, 2004
(she also calls Kerry "French" in the hedline of that one, hahaha)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

i mean c'mon gypsy! what i'm talking about is the CRAFT of comedy. re-read what you just quoted. now imagine her - or anyone - saying all that, then looking up at the crowd, putting hand over mock-frightened mouth and going "woops!" it doesn't matter what the content is, or who the names are. the rhythm is time-tested.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

I know what you're saying. I just don't get it from her, is all. Obviously she's not illiterate or anything, and her success shows a talent for playing to her audience. I just don't respond to the same things her audience does. John Mayer has some craft too, but not in any way that makes me respond, you know? I find them both dull.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

Walter Mitty fantasy lives

There is a liberal bias in national media. Christians are an oppressed minority. Ann Coulter's opinion matters to anyone of consequence, anywhere.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

The problem with a suck-up press for Republicans is that with no adversary press to call them on it, Republicans develop wilder and wilder Walter Mitty fantasy lives until finally one day, when they are at the zenith of their political careers, someone notices that they're not Texan, they didn't deserve their honorable discharge, thousands of Vietnam veterans hate them, and they spent the morning of September 11 listening to a children's story. (Or that they are steroid-abusing serial molesters and unrepentant rapists who somehow acted their way into an California governorship.)

Nope, still not funny.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

it doesn't matter what the content is, or who the names are.

Then lets see her try to tell an Ole & Lena joke and see if she's still high-lah-rious.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

her popularity is the result of a massive republican/media conspiracy then, i guess? i dunno

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

i mean, are you actually interested in how her messages of hate find ears in the world or not?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.davidlynch.de/bvears.jpg

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

I know how she reaches all those ears. She says things that a lot of people agree with. Like my wife's uncle, who's one of my favorite people in the world but likes nothing more than hearing about how stupid liberals are and how they just want to take your money and give it to welfare queens and drug addicts. There's a huge market for that stuff, and within that marketplace there's clearly a niche for sassy-gal-in-miniskirt being contemptuous of liberal morals and virility.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

Ted Rall is boffo laffs because he uses sequential art and whimsical caricature in a time-tested tradition previously trod by Charles Schultz and Bill Watterson!

disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

"a niche for sassy-gal-in-miniskirt being contemptuous of liberal morals and virility"

see, the more you contemptuously dismiss her, the more you sound exactly those academic lefties she tears down every week - condescending and clueless. i mean, listen to yourself. she's a "niche"? maybe like mad magazine was a "niche" magazine in the early 70s, i.e. it had inspired an entire industry.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

Ann Coulter is Mad Magazine like Colin Quinn is goddamned Lenny Bruce.

disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

I give. She's funny because she's smart, she's trenchant and she's absolutely right about everything, especially the humorlessness of liberals. Wow. I don't know why I resisted her for so long.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

The credit for inspiring an industry goes to Rush, if anyone. Coulter's just part of the whole wave of post-Limbaugh conservative commentary. And it's not even like she was the only sassy gal in the bunch, there was Laura Ingraham and others I can't think of, with Malkin obviously being the latest iteration. And I'm supposed to feel bad for dismissing her contemptuously? Dude, this woman said she wished that Timothy McVeigh had blown up the building that I work in. I got no love for her.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

Maybe if she wrote about gays more often, I'd actually like her a little bit.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

bah - look, there's a DIFFICULTY here, which you are studiously avoiding. can you feel it? here it is: that this hateful, awful person -- so tempting to say "woman" there, isn't it? -- is astoundingly popular. rather than give her any credit for ANY of her success, you prefer to imagine that millions and millions of americans respond not to her comedy -- which is her entire schtick -- but to her hateful, venal, opportunistic and amoral "positions" on things, which i think is unbelievably cynical and very far off base. and profoundly depressing for you, if you both live in america and really believe that americans are, en masse, so hateful.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Shall I pull up the percentages on those gay marriage ballot initiatives?

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

Well, it's either the fairly reasonable explanation that a lot of Americans decided post-9/11 that everything we're going through now was partially caused and continues to be exacerbated by a left-wing mindset and makes no secret of being really, really pissed off about it and hey let's find a figurehead for that anger, or it's the more cynical explanation that Americans looking for a right-wing humorist have no standards whatsoever and will rally behind the conservapundit answer to Judy Tenuta on Quaaludes.

disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

Ann's latest

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

Why bait with the "woman" thing, also? It's not like anyone's been defending the amazing comedy stylings of Dan Savage here. Or are you suggesting that, because she's a woman, she can't possibly mean the things she says and therefore it's a "comedy act"?

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Well, I don't find the popularity of Coulter (or Hannity, or Savage, who I would refer to as "guys" if I were writing about them) heartening in any way, for sure. But I recognize that she's playing a part, being deliberately over the top, like a lot of punditry on both sides. So I don't really think her audience is as hateful as she sounds, any more than I think she herself is really that hateful. I'm sure she's capable of having dinner with a liberal without kicking them in the shins.

But no, I don't think her "comedy" is her big selling point. I read some of her chapter defending Joe McCarthy, and there wasn't a laugh line anywhere, funny or otherwise. When she says liberals are guilty of treason, I don't hear a "ha ha" in there. I guess you can call it comedy the way pro wrestling is comedy, but it's really the simulated bloodlust that gets the crowds going.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

(haha Ned, I avoided quoting that column because i agree with it! dammit)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

and....

tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

SHE BRANG THE FUNNEY HAHA now lock thread.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

now now now, i would not cast aspersions onto the comedic powers of El Dandy, Silver King, and La Parka. They are innocents in this, these men of titanic proportions and titanic talents.

xpost

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Whatever else you think of them, the average Harvard Law School student is very smart. I gather I have just committed a hate crime by saying so.

funny, or pathetic?, Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I didn't say the column was funny ("gyno-American"), just that it's right. But I'm agreeing with all sorts of weird people on Harriet Miers. I don't expect it to last.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

Whatever else you think of them, the average ILxor is very smart. I gather I have just committed the sin of rockism by saying so.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

MY ROFFLES HAVE RIDGES

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure what Tracer is getting at that hasn't been gotten at already, as to Ann's tactics one can easily appreciate what she's doing and how her audience is processing it, but there's not much to analyze and even less to co-opt from a progressive/liberal perspective(a point idly but ably pointed out amongst the thicket of trife's needling), if that's what you're getting at. There's no easier, more comedically fertile position than "I don't care about x, fuck em", which is what her schtick amounts to at its most extreme(most marketable). Good for her, hope she rots. Am I missing something?

tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

I think there should be a Coulter/Cho double-headliner tour.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

no, you're not, trmendoid! i agree that i have been captain obvious of the s.s. irritable on this thread.. anyway, 3th4n's right that the kind of unsubstantiated, guilt-by-supposition grade-d bullhockey (that can be made deliciously appetizing with skillful comedic formulation) does not serve progressive interests, because it does not promote rationality and an understanding of the facts - conservatives and bullies always do better in a climate of fear and confusion, and ann is total master of that

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

this hateful, awful person -- so tempting to say "woman" there, isn't it? -- is astoundingly popular.

Um, really? Evidence please. I seriously doubt that she's "astoundingly popular".

and profoundly depressing for you, if you both live in america and really believe that americans are, en masse, so hateful.

What an incredibly delusional argument. So the masses of people who love Limbaugh and voted for Bush are just taking the piss as well?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

I mean a quick and admittedly unscientific google search tells me that Coulter spent 13 weeks on the NY Times bestseller list compared to Moore's 50 weeks (not to mention his record-breaking documentary film). If you have better statistics please let me know but I don't get the impression that she's all that well known or influential outside of die-hard right wing circles.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

seeing as how thinktanks (from both sides?) now spend a great deal of funds buying up shipments of books just to get them up the NYT list, i would not use that as a reliable indicator...

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

I don't get the impression that she's all that well known or influential outside of die-hard right wing circles.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/db/220px-Ann_coulter_time_magazine.jpg

cover story 5 years stale, of course, but still...

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

That's the cover photo she complained about, right? That she said showed the liberal bias of Time because it made her look scary?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

(she does look in need of a broomstick there.)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

seeing as how thinktanks (from both sides?)

What are these left wing think tanks?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

It's just dawned on me that the Coulter schtick is a little like an evil version of Ally on ILX.

nabiscothingy, Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

I put it to you that Ms. Coulter is not going to be able to claim 'I have a big ass' as an essay title anytime soon.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

What are these left wing think tanks?

hmm. no actual idea if any of them have done so yet, but there are groups like Brookings or Rockridge...

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

Brookings is hardly liberal and Rockridge has been around since what, 2003?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

gotta start somewhere

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Ned -- Ann is not unfamiliar with the term "big ass," though!

The average LSAT score at SMU Law School is 155. The average LSAT at Harvard is 170. That's a difference of approximately 1 1/2 standard deviations, a differential IQ experts routinely refer to as "big-ass" or "humongous."

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

no need for "think tanks" when you've got "universities", network "news", and the NYTimes.

don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

WHOA WHOA WHOA

YELLOW CARD.

YELLOW FUCKIN CARD.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/2004-05/04-verge-yellowcard-inside.jpg

"You rang?" *cries while violin plays*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

A memorable Coulter moment -- from the piece she wrote for USA Today about the Democratic National Convention last year:

As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's approval. Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

In my opinion, Coulter's presents herself as "funny" only so far as it offers her a way of saying incredibly libelous shit without taking responsibility for it. Likewise, it allows her audience to swallow her slander whole, since "it's funny because it's true" and doesn't require evidence or scrutiny.

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

"Pie wagons"? what's a pie wagons, and can we eat them?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

'somewhat fragrant' is libellous?

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

no need for "think tanks" when you've got "universities", network "news", and the NYTimes.

Universities, network news channels and the NY Times buy liberal books in bulk to mess with the bestseller list? Follow the conversation dude.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Ann's further adventures with the pie wagon:

http://www.clifburns.us/photos/coulter_pie.jpg

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

No, "somewhat fragrant" isn't libellous. That wasn't the point I was making, was it? Two posts.

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

what has she said thats libellous? (under american laws, not british or saudi or whatever)

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

are you referring to statements she would 'undoubtably' say?

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

I object.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

unfair

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I think calling Bill Clinton an "unrepentant rapist" is libellous, is it not?

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

He did feel bad about it afterwards.

(haha ILE shitstorm in t-45 seconds)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

The only problem with that Democratic National Convention thing is that everyone in the world knows that all political flunky bitches look exactly the same! I mean how the hell are you supposed to tell the difference between Liddy Dole, Laura Bush, and hell even Hillary Clinton and Tipper Gore besides their hair colors? They're all Angela Lansbury Manchurian Candidate clones. Any woman that actually met the description Coulter just gave out would be shunned and possibly murdered by the psycho DC bitches with their enormous impossibly sprayed and slightly unnaturally colored hair and their bad Talbot's suits. Fuck's sake, Coulter, you know better than this.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

I think calling Bill Clinton an "unrepentant rapist" is libellous, is it not?

Maybe she meant "rapper"

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

The only reason anyone can tell Barbara Bush apart from the rest of them is cos she's 17,000,000,000 years old.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

calling clinton an unrepentant rapist = hustler's jerry falwell ad = not libellous

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Nice to have you with us, Justice Miers.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

also im not sure on the precedent here (tad?) but when a public figure has been tried for a criminal charge and then settled out of court they lose some of the moral authority over 'defamation of character' that libel suits require- remember coulter was on paula jones' legal team!!

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

presents herself as "funny" only so far as it offers her a way of saying incredibly libelous shit without taking responsibility for it

vs.

hustler's jerry falwell ad

=

not incredibly different!

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

could michael jackson sue for libel over being called a child molestor in an opinion column w/o 'alleged' up front?

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

A) Hustler's ad had a disclaimer on it stating it was fictional
B) The reasonable belief standard: Not even Falwell's biggest enemy is going to actually believe that story in Hustler. But I betcha you can find people who will tell you, yes, Bill Clinton is definitely a rapist.

I mean I'm pretty much with you in this thing, at least in theory, ethan but that's a little bit of a stretch. I mean if Bill Clinton gave a fuck about anything he coulda had her ass for something like that (assuming she doesn't immediately disclaim it in the article or her speech or whatever).

xpost also nabisco kind of OTM, those are the same thing. Also yeah I'm pretty sure he could--I mean didn't OJ take some people to court? And we all know that OJ killed those people, c'mon.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

if Bill Clinton gave a fuck about anything he coulda had her ass for something like that

oh man, how's THAT for a mental image!

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Or well significantly different, but along the same spectrum; obviously everyone understood Hustler was not making a specific legal claim that Falwell had sex with his mother in an outhouse (or whatever it was), whereas Coulter rides that line where she can call people types of things (treasonous, rapist, murderer) in enough of a vague dismissive context that it's not an actual libellous accusation.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

A google search for ann coulter libel brings up an interesting reason why there would be no point in suing Coulter.

"In 1997, Drudge wrote: "'There are court records of Blumenthal's violence against his wife,' one influential republican, who demanded anonymity, tells the DRUDGE REPORT.” Drudge retracted the story, but did not apologize to the Blumenthal family. Blumenthal filed suit against Drudge. While Blumenthal had to pay for attorneys out of his own pocket, Drudge relied on funding from right-wing groups (one of the main sources of funding was David Horowitz who recently libeled David Brock when he ironically accused Brock of libeling him). Blumenthal had to drop the lawsuit and pay court costs, not because of the merits of his case, but rather because of the right’s deep pockets. "

http://www.anncoulter.blogspot.com/

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Not even Falwell's biggest enemy is going to actually believe that story in Hustler.

really? not even after that pro-life activist dude said on the radio last year that he used to fuck goats?

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know what that means, but yes, ethan, I'm going with "really" on that one.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

look i basically agree that she uses her context as a humorous columnist to allow room for brash, extreme accusations, but if you want to use the word libellious i need to be convinced theres some kind of legal basis and i dont know law enough to tell you either way

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

I mean if you're going to debate that no halfway reasonable person would believe Falwell would do that well then you've just torn apart an enormous part of what that decision was based on, haven't you? I mean don't put up an argument and then insult the argument you're basing your claim on.

I mean for the record I don't give a shit if she libels people and yes OTM that there's really no point in suing Ann Coulter et al unless you're an equally powerful and well funded individual.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

So Ann's allowed to make the extreme accusations be we aren't. Gotcha.

xpost

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

i mean this shows how little i know, but how is accusing clinton of rape as a lawyer for paula jones any different than accusing clinton of rape as a columnist a few years later?

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

I USE GRAMMAR GOOD PEOPLE, MY SENTENCES ARE ALL V. CLEAR.

xpost dude that's massively different!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

walter the difference being that i havent accused anyone of this thread as libel against ann coulter, even for calling her a tranny horse which i believe is untrue on both counts

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

I mean I'm no lawyer but you're now getting into territory of, like, if you get arrested of a crime but acquitted you can go ahead and sue the cops for libel! And believe me I wish that was true, I'd have more money ATM!

xpost

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

sorry too many xposts- ally i dont understand the point about falwell! im saying, some ppl could believe he fucked his mom cuz right wing evangelicals are caught out for shit like that all the time, just like you could believe clinton is a rapist cuz of how many sexual harrassment/assult cases brought to him (mostly funded by republicans i admit), so ann coulter joking about clinton's rapist tendencies doesnt seem so much more plausible than flynt joking about fundie incest

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

dont you mean youd have more money ATM machine

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

anyway look yall even the simpsons called bill clinton a rapist, was that 'libellous' too??

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

that seems incredibly edgy for the Simpsons.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

if only we had an impartial reference book on defamation & libel law we could consult on this topic....
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/pics/slander.gif

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

it was a shitty recent episode (recent = last 8 or 9 years)

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

no they said he fucked pigs

gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

It wasn't just an issue of whether someone might believe it. If you printed the Falwell thing as part of the New York Times, people would believe it. The question was a little more specific -- the thing was (a) in Hustler and (b) in the context of a mock Campari ad. Even Falwell's argument seemed to be less that people believed it and more just that people shouldn't be allowed to take fabricated shots on that personal of a level.

From what I can tell Coulter rarely says anything specific. She's unlikely to say "I believe that Bill Clinton raped X person on X evening based on X evidence," which would constitute an allegation -- she'll just say stuff like "Clinton's a sleazy white-trash rapist" or "Kennedy's a drunken murderer" or whatever else, these kind of half-interpretive things. The fact that she has an audience makes those things dangerous, because she normalizes the opinion without ever having to dip into the world of actual facts. But as rhetoric in themselves, they're just further along the same spectrum that contains, say, "George Bush is a total retard" (to which Bush might respond with an IQ test indicating average intelligence).

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

walter the difference being that i havent accused anyone of this thread as libel against ann coulter,

Nobody here has accused Coulter of being a serial rapist. We can throw around extreme accusations (humorous or not) all day long. Why are you trying to hold ilxors to a standard that the journalist you're defending doesn't meet?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

anyway re: Falwell keep in mind there was a disclaimer on the original published, uh, work stating it was a work of satire and as such fiction.

but let's go back to this cop libel thing, how do we make this happen.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

gear thinks pigs show consent!!

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

yeah but Bush IS a total retard, I mean let's be serious.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

how the fuck did falwell take them to court over a disclaimered piece? wasnt the disclaimer just 'not a real ad', not 'falwell didnt fuck his mom'

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

didn't the Critic make that pig joke 10 years ago?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

how the fuck does anyone take anyone to court dude? You don't need to have actual grounds to sue anyone! Like nabisco said dude it's more like "You hurt my feelings! How dare you!" than anything else.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

pigs dress for it, bro, they're gagging for it

gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

So how about that Pat Tillman?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

did he like pigs? does noam chomsky?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

the problem with Ann Coulter is that I basically lived with this awful Ann Coulter wannabe for almost a year of my life, and that's a year I can't get back, a year I'd rather have spent with Coulter because she's better than a vapid wannabe Coulter, I gotta say.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Somewhat relevant, from here: http://www.megalaw.com/top/defamation.php

The defamatory statement must also have been made with fault. The extent of the fault depends primarily on the status of the plaintiff. Public figures, such as government officials, celebrities, well-known individuals, and people involved in specific public controversies, are required to prove actual malice, a legal term which means the defendant knew his statement was false or recklessly disregarded the truth or falsity of his statement. In most jurisdictions, private individuals must show only that the defendant was negligent: that he failed to act with due care in the situation.

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

i dont know law enough to tell you either way

Really? You don't say?

Falwell didn't sue Hustler for libel. Falwell sued him for intentional infliction of emotional distress. The holding in the case established that the preexisting standards regarding parody in the context of libel also apply to other causes of action when the subject of the action is speech.

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

oops, i mean here: http://www.medialaw.org/Content/NavigationMenu/Public_Resources/Libel_FAQs/Libel_FAQs.htm

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

(of course "him" = Hustler/Larry Flynt)

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

well done mocking me for a case i admitted i didnt know enough about, needledick point in your favor

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

(Revision of above, I was going by faulty memory - "preexisting standards for parody" should read "preexisting standards for libel relating to public figures")

http://laws.findlaw.com/us/485/46.html

"In order to protect the free flow of ideas and opinions on matters of public interest and concern, the First and Fourteenth Amendments prohibit public figures and public officials from recovering damages for the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress by reason of the publication of a caricature such as the ad parody at issue without showing in addition that the publication contains a false statement of fact which was made with "actual malice," i. e., with knowledge that the statement was false or with reckless disregard as to whether or not it was true."

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Trife, I mock you because you act like an asshole when you aren't one.

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

So, how about Coulter saying that Jesse Jackson was "presiding over rioting in the streets" during the aftermath of the 2000 election? Libelous?

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

i think thats poetic usage of the word 'presiding'

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

it depends on what your defintion of 'is' is

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

I think it depends more on your definition of "rioting in the streets."

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

i think thats poetic usage of the word 'presiding'

-- _ (...), October 13th, 2005 4:27 PM. (later) (link)

it depends on what your defintion of 'is' is

-- _ (...), October 13th, 2005 4:27 PM. (later) (link)

Now that was funny!

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

running, running

a bottle in one hand
a can in the other
don't fool around 'cause they're real
mean mothers

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

i assumed 'rioting' was figurative

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

WTF, do people not remember this?

Marjorie Strayer insisted she was just a Virginian on vacation in Miami... But Strayer, it turns out, is a top aide to New Mexico's Republican Congresswoman, Heather Wilson, and was one of hundreds of paid G.O.P. crusaders who descended on South Florida last Wednesday to protest the state's recounts. "The system is unfair, inaccurate, fraught with human error!" Strayer cried. In a Winnebago outside, G.O.P. operatives orchestrated the ranks up to the 19th floor, hoping to halt the tally of the largest potential lode of Gore votes.

... But the G.O.P.'s march turned into a mob. The screaming, the pounding on doors and the alleged physical assaults on Democrats suddenly made a bemused public queasy. "I'm all for anyone's right to protest," says Miami-Dade Democratic chairman Joe Geller, who had to have a police escort. "These were Brownshirt tactics."

elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

"Figurative" is not a defense to a defamation lawsuit.

The Jesse Jackson statement is probably defamation per se, meaning that it is a false, facially defamatory statement of fact. Morever, it appears to have been made with actual malice e.g. a blatant disregard for the truth, so it would probably survive a motion to dismiss. Problem would be proving damages; it's unlikely that Jackson could demonstrate that the statement caused him any real damage because ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE BELIEVE STUFF ANN COULTER SAYS.

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

The real poetry up there is the idea that one can "preside" over a "riot" -- it's linguistically fresh and subtly beautiful, like the Queen of the Anarchists or the Ministry of Savage Arts and Sciences.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Judge Sly Stone presiding.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

"The system is unfair, inaccurate, fraught with human error!"

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

yeah i liked that too!! i imagine jesse as napolean, captain over a sea of liberals

_, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

oxymoron /= poetry

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

jesse as napolean, captain over a sea of liberals

that is a rather striking image

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

he'd have a fun hat

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

It's not an oxymoron, J, one actually can preside over a riot. (In fact I think the legal sense of "riot" implies common purpose or organization, as in "inciting a riot.") You don't have to tear at that one -- she wrote an interesting phrase seemingly by accident, you can let her have that. Attacking it is like attacking language, not Coulter. :(

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

I mean I imagine Jesse sitting back in a giant chair popping champagne and waving his arms around, directing the whole thing: "Everybody on the left, smash a window! That's right, give yourselves a hand! Let's see you flip a car, right side! C'mon, you can do better than a Taurus!"

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

ri·ot

1. A wild or turbulent disturbance created by a large number of people.
2. Law. A violent disturbance of the public peace by three or more persons assembled for a common purpose.


pre·side

1. To hold the position of authority; act as chairperson or president.
2. To possess or exercise authority or control.

Mebbe, but only if we're talking about def. 2 of 'riot'. I think there's a case to made that it's an oxymoron. "Queen of the Anarchists" sure is!


J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

(xpost)

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

ok this is getting into supreme douchey territory now.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

(xpost)

Besides, oxymorons aren't neccesarily bad. Neither are malapropisms.

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

DOUCHEY!!!!

J (Jay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Allyzay, You must either furnish evidence that this thread is, in fact, flushing out our vaginas, or else preference your statement with "I think," so that it falls under "fair comment."

emilys. (emilys.), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

I don't have a camera on me now, so I cannot furnish the evidence.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

Just point us to a headshot, and I'm sure someone will be able to photoshop something together.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

I don't have a camera on me now, so I cannot furnish the evidence.

what, you don't work with anybody with a cameraphone?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

I meant to say "preface," not that it matters

emilys. (emilys.), Thursday, 13 October 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

Has anybody tried to do an Amazon 'search inside the book' to see if Chomsky is mentioned in Coulter's 'Treason'? For some reason it's not working for me but if his name even appears in said book then TRIFE IS FULL OF IT and I am willing to bet $$ that his name appears in said book.

i flipped through it the other day at the bookstore and chomsky is mentioned once in the first chapter along with a bunch of other liberals. given that the book's thesis is that all liberals are "traitors" i think it's safe to say that yes, ann coulter probably thinks noam chomsky is a traitor.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 14 October 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

pigs dress for it, bro, they're gagging for it

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), October 13th, 2005.

OTM! why else do they walk around naked, their anuses exposed, their cute lil' curly tails hanging above the heaven that lies within.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 October 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

i miss farm life:-/

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 October 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

JD I WUV YOU.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

I think the point was less "Ann Coulter hasn't said that!" or "Ann Coulter would never say that!" and more "Shouldn't you check to see that she's actually said that if you want to maintain your moral superiority?"

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

I thought the point was that trife wanted to stir up shit for no good reason. It's not as though he hasn't pulled facts completely out of his ass recently (cf. the statement regarding black republicans in Ohio giving the 2004 election to Bush).

Oh, and I finally got amazon to work, and according to the index of the book Chomsky shows up on page 14. I have no idea what the context is, though.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

First post:

As for Chomsky, whom Ann Coulter would undoubtedly label "treasonous,"

unfair

-- _ (...), October 12th, 2005 3:04 PM. (later) (link)

I don't see how that supports your more charitable take, Dan.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

Particularly in light of gabbneb's first sarcastic response.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

This by Tracer:

the kind of unsubstantiated, guilt-by-supposition grade-d bullhockey (that can be made deliciously appetizing with skillful comedic formulation) does not serve progressive interests, because it does not promote rationality and an understanding of the facts - conservatives and bullies always do better in a climate of fear and confusion, and ann is total master of that

Seemed to me to be very well put, and a beliveable statement.

She means shit over here, anyway, so back to lurking on this thread.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

dan is right, if its so easy to find coulter labelling chomsky as "treasonous" why didnt they source the quote? it looks like theyre just making shit up she MIGHT have said and hoping it would turn out to be true (which, knowing ann coulter, it probably would). like i already posted above, i wouldve either sourced the quote or let that part out and hope that readers of "breaking news for the progressive community" are smart enough to figure out that ann coulter dislikes noam chomsky without making up opinions she never actually expressed. really i cant believe yall are endorsing this wishy washy non-journalistic bluff game just because its being used against ann coulter, you cant get by quoting people for what they would 'undoubtably' say!!

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

But nothing was actually quoted except for the title of her book.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

as for fallen soldiers in iraq, whom michael moore would undoubtably label "stupid white men"

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

This is the sound of Dan fucking off of the political threads for at least the next six months: *brrrrrrr-thwip*

The Ghost of It's Like Talking To Cottage Cheese (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

nooooo

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

as for fallen soldiers in iraq, whom michael moore would undoubtably label "stupid white men"

This is not the same thing at all -- there are no legitimate grounds for saying that, very much unlike the statement about Coulter. After 320-plus posts I don't suppose it really matters anymore and shame on me for still taking the bait. Just two things to say, though:

A.) I think it's pretty weird that you picked that one line out of the original piece and tried (successfully, so point to you) to divert the thread into "defend the indefensible: Ann Coulter" rather than any discussion of the (to me) much more interesting story of Pat Tillman and his family. I still haven't figured out what your motives are.

B.) The statement about Chomsky and Coulter was pretty simple deduction, ergo:

-- Ann Coulter has called lots of people like Noam Chomsky traitors.
-- Lots of people like Ann Coulter have called Noam Chomsky a traitor.
-- Ann Coulter would probably call Noam Chomsky a traitor.

That's not unfair -- treason is one of Coulter's favorite charges against anyone to the left of Joe Lieberman, as you surely know if you're as big a fan of hers as you purport to be. And Chomsky being well to the left of Lieberman, and being (along with Susan Sontag) the favorite lefty-intellectual whipping boy for the right post-9/11, there is plenty of grounds to believe that Coulter would call him and his statements about the war on terra treasonous. It's not in any way misrepresenting her stated and well documented views to make that assumption; it follows logically from them. If somehow that turned out to be false, and she's actually a grudging admirer of Chomsky (or even an enthusiastic devotee), then I think we would all be very surprised. But that statement is a statement of probability -- hence the "probably" -- which necessarily acknowledges the statistical possibility that it is not true, however slim that possibility may be.

Criminy.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

_ is right

RJG (RJG), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

1) im not arguing that coulter wouldnt say chomsky is treasonous, im arguing that you shouldnt quote her on it without reference

2) everyone in this thread keeps saying she would "probably". the article does not say "probably", it says "undoubtably". this is not about what ann coulter might or might not think of chomsky, its about a misleading, falsified quote which she did not say (or if she did, they were too lazy to actually look up), even if she may well agree with it

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

why does that article sneer only at coulter anyway? the ted rall cartoon is proved just as wrong by tillman's mother as anything coulter said, and has the added insult of slandering him in his death instead of inaccurately honoring him as she attempted to do

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

I call serious bullshit. Just admit you were wrong and move on; if you can't, may I introduce you to Mr. Kettle, Mr. Pot?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

(in case that was unclear, don't you see that you're holding those of us who are defending the quote to standards you reject for yourself?)

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

I call serious bullshit.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/69/180px-Seriousbusiness2.jpg

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

he's not really wrong. That's not the kind of thing I would've gotten away with writing at a fucking college newspaper. Why do actual paid writers get away with it?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

It's in THE NATION.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

maybe coulter should take out an ad on the back cover

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm also confused about the effort to protect Coulter from an "unfair" "unjournalistic" assertion, even though I don't think the claim that Coulter would "probably" accuse Chomsky of treason is unreasonable AT ALL based on her published remarks.

Even if it were so, if Ann Coulter can dish out unfair, unjournalistic accusations on a weekly basis, then surely she should be able to withstand them? Your role as champion & defender of the Coulter grows increasingly ridiculous.

elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

(Furthermore, I think everybody here agrees that Ted Rall is as full of shit as a human being could possibly be, an asshole and a terrible artist to boot. If the point of all this was to draw a moral equivalency between Rall and Coulter, then I missed it completely and will concede the point without reservation)

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

'id like to thank momus, gabbneb, j. mcchump, tadeusz and milozauckerman for making me the number one political columnist in the country'

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

I disagree, elmo. Insofar as I agree with anything that trife has been arguing on this thread, I agree with "Coulter does it so we should do it too" is bullshit. I just don't think that the derail at the top of the thread is the same thing or even in the same universe.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

(xpost)

I'm sorry, I take it back: you are an asshole after all.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

it derailed the thread to talk about the article the thread was about?

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)


Even if it were so, if Ann Coulter can dish out unfair, unjournalistic accusations on a weekly basis, then surely she should be able to withstand them?

this is kind of bullshit

i think the statement in the article can be correctly labelled "unfair," as dude did in his first post, but not neccessarily inaccurate. nowhere does the writer state or even really imply that coulter HAS called chomsky treasonous. it's pretty clear that the intent is to imply that she very likely WOULD.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

is this a partisan issue? can coulter say it was ok to make unfair, unjournalistic allegations because michael moore did it first back in 80s? and then moore can say he did it because goebbels did and goebbels can say he did it because hearst did and hearst can blame pope gregory xv...

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

well obv the "she does it too" excuse doesn't fly

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

J would undoubtably agree

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Serious question: is Coulter a journalist? Is a pundit (or columnist, or whatever) a species of journalist?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

J, I wasn't attempting to suggest that we should make baseless claims against Coulter.

I was, however, pretty confused by trife's apologia for Coulter's libel, while at the same time being defending her against a far less serious defamation (misattribution).

elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

A journalist? I guess. A reporter? No.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

xpost

I can't believe this insanity. THIS IS ANN COULTER we're talking about, people. It's unfair to call her "horse-faced", but it's not unfair to call her a lying sack of shit. Neither is it unfair to say that she calls liberals and leftists, including Chomsky, treasonous-SHE WROTE A BOOK ON IT. Furthemore, to contend that you have to source EVERY claim you've ever made defies common sense.

The thread was not about Chomsky, it was about PAT TILLMAN and HIS MOTHER.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

as for paula jones, about whom clinton would undoubtably say "i raped the bitch"

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

As for me, I would undoubtedly throw up my arms in complete exasperation.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

it was about a column exploiting pat tillman's death for political gain by finger-wagging at those who tried to exploit his death for political gain

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

You're right about the "undoubtedly" vs. "probably," my bad. Undoubtedly doesn't leave any rhetorical out. So OK, being literal-minded, he should have said "probably." Would that make you happy?

Let me try asking the question this way: Ethan, do you think Ann Coulter would probably call Noam Chomsky treasonous, based on what you know of both her and him? Why or why not?

As for derailing the thread, you planted your flag on a 7-word nonessential clause. Have you even said anything about Pat Tillman? Has anyone?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

xpost:
OK, now you mentioned Pat Tillman. Hurrah.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

what is the difference between undoubtedly and probably? aren't they pretty much the same thing?

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

also if you want to talk about pat tillman then talk about him! don't blame other people for NOT talking about him!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

also the first three words of the title of this thread ARE "ann coulter pwned"... it's just as much about her if a thread can really be said to be "supposed" to be about something

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

DOUCHEY LEVELS INCREASING

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

undoubtedly is more like definitely than probably

it doesnt matter whether she wd or wdnt, its just not a fact

minna (minna), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

Main Entry: un·doubt·ed
Pronunciation: -'dau-t&d
Function: adjective
: not doubted : GENUINE, UNDISPUTED
- un·doubt·ed·ly adverb

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=undoubtedly

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Main Entry: prob·a·bly
Pronunciation: 'prä-b&-blE, 'prä(b)-blE
Function: adverb
: insofar as seems reasonably true, factual, or to be expected : without much doubt "is probably happy" "it will probably rain"

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=probably

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

forest, trees

total dissolved solids, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

i guess i've always read it to mean "very very 99.999% likely" but still with a small margin of maybe not

but that's just me!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

At this point Dan Perry would undoubtedly reiterate his point about semantics being very important.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

is 'forest, trees' the new 'pot, meet kettle'? do yall write for must see tv now?

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

huh, all this time i thot tillman died in afghanistan, or something.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

i dont think meteorologists saying "it will probably rain" is 99.999999999% accurate

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

i meant undoubtedly

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

A journalist? I guess

journalist ascribes some reportorial process of facts. Chick's a pundit if there ever was one.

I think her purpose is double-edged; both as a troll to the left side, as well as some sorta uninhibited Id for the rightwingers.

I am reminded Dan Savage's essay(in terms of id) from just after the election essentially saying, "fuck 'em. let those who vote for the fuckheads face the results of fucked policy."

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

I recall being at the Superbowl in Houston and seeing Pat Tillman's face, both in NFL uniform and military uniform, being displayed on the Jumbotron to roaring applause, complemented with a short speech by the President and live Satellite video of troops worldwide tuned in to the game. Later in the ceremony, we were instructed to be silent for the deceased Columbia astronauts, while the crew of the next shuttle flight was trotted out for a photo op. It was truly a celebration of AMERICAN HEROES.

elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

I've been mystified at the absolute nonsense of being in "awe" of Tillman's "sacrifice" that has been the American response. Mystified, but not surprised. True, it's not everyday that you forgo a $3.6 million contract for joining the military. And, not just the regular army, but the elite Army Rangers. You know he was a real Rambo, who wanted to be in the "real" thick of things. I could tell he was that type of macho guy, from his scowling, beefy face on the CNN pictures. Well, he got his wish. Even Rambo got shot in the third movie, but in real life, you die as a result of being shot. They should call Pat Tillman's army life "Rambo 4: Rambo Attempts to Strike Back at His Former Rambo 3 Taliban Friends, and Gets Killed."

But, does that make him a hero? I guess it's a matter of perspective. For people in the United States, who seem to be unable to admit the stupidity of both the Afghanistan and Iraqi wars, such a trade-off in life standards (if not expectancy) is nothing short of heroic. Obviously, the man must be made of "stronger stuff" to have had decided to "serve" his country rather than take from it. It's the old JFK exhortation to citizen service to the nation, and it seems to strike an emotional chord. So, it's understandable why Americans automatically knee-jerk into hero worship.

elmo = http://media.dailycollegian.com/pages/tillman_lobandwidth.html

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Oh good god lord. "Undoubtedly." It's rhetoric. It implies prediction and probability. Cf "this thread will undoubtedly get more douchey after I post this." It is understood by all, in denotation and connotation and common usage, to mean a certain thing. "If I kick my boss in the nuts, he will undoubtedly get pissed." Similarly: "If Ann Coulter were here right now to address the issue of Noam Chomsky and treason, she would undoubtedly stick the two together." It's fucking semantically sound, absolutely sound. And it's sound in evidence, too, what with there really not being much doubt that Coulter would say exactly that, and having said it about large groups that any reasonable person would take as including Chomsky. It's kinda vague and appeals to your already knowing her history and probably isn't the snappiest piece of rhetoric -- if I were teaching a writing class I would write "more specific" in the margin! -- but there's nothing fucking incorrect or unfair about it. And now we will undoubtedly proceed to more niggling and douchery.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

And that definition is half-shit with regard to usage of "undoubtedly." Maybe in some rationalist fairy-world that word could mean "there is no room for anyone to doubt," but in our post-structuralist world of relative interpretation in can mean nothing other than "I have absolutely no doubt."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

compare

its just not a fact

with

i flipped through [Ann Coulter's book 'Treason'] the other day at the bookstore and chomsky is mentioned once in the first chapter along with a bunch of other liberals. given that the book's thesis is that all liberals are "traitors" i think it's safe to say that yes, ann coulter probably thinks noam chomsky is a traitor.


You guys do realize that you're adopting the rightwingblog meme "forged but accurate" for your own purposes, right? Doesn't anybody else except for Ned actually monitor this stuff?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

THANK gOD FOR NITS-H!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

(NB This is why scientists don't say "this rock undoubtedly weight six kilograms," but film critics say "this is without a doubt the best movie of the decade.")

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

heres the actual ann coulter column which mentions tillman- does it contradict anything said by tillman's mother or fellow soldier?

American hero Pat Tillman won a Silver Star this year. But unlike Kerry, he did not write his own recommendation or live to throw his medals over the White House fence in an anti-war rally.

Tillman was an American original: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be. The stunningly handsome athlete walked away from a three-year, $3.6 million NFL contract with the Arizona Cardinals to join the U.S. military and fight in Afghanistan, where he was killed in April.

He wanted no publicity and granted no interviews about his decision to leave pro football in the prime of his career and join the Army Rangers. (Most perplexing to Democrats, he didn't even take a home movie camera to a war zone in order to create fake footage for future political campaigns in which he would constantly palaver about his military service and drag around his "Band of Brothers" for the media.)

Tillman gave only an indirect explanation for his decision on the day after 9-11, when he said: "My great grandfather was at Pearl Harbor, and a lot of my family has gone and fought in wars, and I really haven't done a damn thing as far as laying myself on the line like that." He said he wanted to "pay something back" to America.

He died bringing freedom and democracy to 28 million Afghans – pretty much confirming Michael Moore's view of America as an imperialist cowboy predator. There is not another country in the world – certainly not in continental Europe – that could have produced a Pat Tillman.

http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=16492

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

journalist ascribes some reportorial process of facts. Chick's a pundit if there ever was one.

Agreed, though in general when a lot of people hear the word "journalist" they immediately think of Coulter or Bill O'Reilly, not Anthony Shadid or Peter Gosselin. Which is why every reporter worth their salt fucking hates the word "journalist."

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

http://mediamatters.org/items/200509290001

Do research plz thx

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

why is coulter singled out for pwnage over her comments, when the alternative seems to have been-

The Portland, Ore., chapter of Indymedia.org posted the news of Tillman's death accompanied by this headline: "Dumb Jock Killed in Afghanistan." Some who posted comments suggested alternate titles for the piece, like "Privileged Millionaire, Blinded by Nationalist Mythology, Pisses Away the Good Life," "Cottled Sports Star Allows Nationalism to Foster Jingoistic Irresponsibility Resulting in His Death," and "Capitalist Chooses to Kill Innocents Instead of Cashing Check."

http://www.townhall.com/opinion/columns/benshapiro/2004/04/28/11520.html

(i admit that the article might be confusing headlines with comments or forum topics)

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

FUCK THEM ALL TOO. Although I would suggest that TOWNHALL IS ALWAYS FULL OF SHIT and you can confirm this fact quite easily.

Why do you want to defend her so much? I think you luv her!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

I guess I missed that issue of Time magazine that had the Portland chapter of Indymedia.org on the cover.
xpost

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

xpost, yeah i saw the video of that but theres a big difference to a live, on-air reaction to something and writing in a column 'pat tillman didnt really like chomsky' or whatever the fuck you think would make her disingenous in regards to this. she heard some news which made her look wrong and reacted with 'i dont believe it!' and a joke about dan rather

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

since when does a time cover mean shit? should we ask dr andrew weil what he thinks about pat tillman??

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

she heard some news which made her look wrong and reacted with 'i dont believe it!' and a joke about dan rather

(plz note presence of very same meme I just referenced)

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

It's like arguing with a sponge. Or Ann Coulter herself. SAY THAT'S IT TRIFE IS ANN COULTER!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

You're about 100000x more obnoxious on this thread than ethan is.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

And Michael Moore did put out that book that was mainly letters home from U.S. troops. Yeah, all the letters printed were supported his p.o.v. but that's a bit diff from the "MM hates the troops and amur'ca" shit.

xpost

why is coulter singled out for pwnage over her comments, when the alternative seems to have been-

uhm, this is an ann coulter thread, thus the shocking singling-out.

i live out here, and much of the local indymedia types are plenty fucked. hell, most of indymedia types across the country are plenty fucked.

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Ethan it doesn't bring Coulter in conflict with the family -- it brings Coulter in conflict with herself and her usual formulas and routines. She has lionized a person's character. Now there is evidence that he held views she usually attacks as belonging to people with weak characters. There are plenty of ways to bring those two facts into harmony -- she could, for instance, say that possibly Tillman was an honorable, virtuous, "masculine" person who nevertheless was politically unsophisticated and wrong. But she hasn't chosen any of those routes, because they would force her to step into the realm of seriousness and fairness -- in which decent people believe lots of different things -- and out of the caricatured and amusing evil-world she usually makes her money off of inhabiting.

And of course the same is true of anyone on the left who made knee-jerk attempts to try and tear down the jock-hero mythology being erected by the right. Both sides have tried to squeeze this person into some sort of narrative that fits with their beliefs, and -- as always -- it means he's existed as a media concept more so than a person. Now one piece of information develops that complicates things by revealing him as (shock) an actual complex three-dimensional person, and all those who did that shaping -- whether on the left or the right -- are going to have to come out into that realm of seriousness and fairness. We'll see who's decent enough to manage that and who clings to the media silly putty.

Simple enough.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

It's like arguing with a sponge. Or Ann Coulter herself. SAY THAT'S IT TRIFE IS ANN COULTER!

Now that's just sorry.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

kingfish i meant singling out in the original article, as opposed to ted rall or indymedia or whoever else "undoubtably" called him a jingoistic racist hick til they learned he fucked with chomsky

xpost, nitsuh otm

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

You're about 100000x more obnoxious on this thread than ethan is.

I don't really trust your judgment on that.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

You don't have to, now someone else is ridiculing your "jokes" too!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

why is coulter singled out for pwnage over her comments, when the alternative seems to have been-

uhm, this is an ann coulter thread,

anyway, dude kingfish, he's not talking about the thread, I mean things exist outside of ilx! He meant the article which I also think is a fair point until you realize where the article comes from and then it's like, duhh they love her.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Maybe Ann Coulter is singled out because the situation is FUNNY. Who cares if a random assortment of indymedia types on the left are "pwned"? That's just to be expected.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Well, it was a stupid joke!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Maybe Ann Coulter is singled out because the situation is FUNNY.

Like Ann Coulter isn't proven wrong very often? Come on.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

True dat.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

oh, right then.

still, why the focus on her? I dunno. Probably just a prominent person who one side tends to like and one side REALLY doesn't like being caught in a bit of cognitive dissonance/BEAR IS DRIVING HOW CAN THIS BE!!!?1 moment, as nabisco mentioned upthread, and didn't handle it that well.

Like Ann Coulter isn't proven wrong very often? Come on.

yeah, but not necessarily live on the air.

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

But are you suggesting that every time anyone insults Ann Coulter they have to insult Ted Rall as well? Or does Ann Coulter get a free pass while I am forced to ridicule Alexander Cockburn or something?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

her original column makes alot more sense than any pat tillman comments ive heard from the left before they learned they could exploit him

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, in whose universe is "Ann Coulter is wrong" funny or amusing at all? I mean you'd think y'all got used to that years ago.

And quite frankly it's kind of a lot funnier to me that people who said really horrible, awful shit about Pat Tillman have been "pwned" by reality than it being funny that people who supported him are also pwned.

XPOST NOBODY IS FUCKING SUGGESTING THAT. WHAT IS BEING SAID HERE IS THAT IT IS NEITHER BIG NOR CLEVER OR REALLY PARTICULARLY FUNNY AND Y'ALL REALLY DON'T NEED TO PAT YOURSELVES ON THE BACK COS ANN COULTER IS A CARTOON CHARACTER.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Also, I think some people are saying, "You are just as boring and annoying as Ann Coulter now. She isn't here so I can't tell her to shut the fuck up, but you are. Ergo, shut the fuck up."

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

(shortest six months ever, btw)

The Ghost of Is It Spring Already? (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

I shit you not Dan, when I read your post it went from rainy wintery weather in DC to sunshine through my window. There was definitely a time warp happening.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

nothing she said in the original column is proved wrong, its just embarrassing to her kerry-voters-hate-america dichotomy to have been caught rubbing her cooch all over a dead soldier who turned out to read chomsky. she praised his heroism, which i agree with. meanwhile, ted rall/indymedia/"undoubtedbly" others called tillman a redneck arab-killing racist imbecile, and so the "shocking" "revelation" that tillman wasnt actually in afghanistan cuz he was in love with bush and hated towelheads leaves more egg on their faces

xpost with ally/dan otm as usual

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

I mean what is being left out of all of this is that article is one of the worst examples of journalism I've ever seen.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, Ally, you're wrong. None of us even started participating in this thread until after panties got bunched about the word 'undoubtedly' and what you deem to be poor sourcing. I personally DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK about Ann Coulter; what I care about is people who are ostensibly on the left using the tactics of the right to attack other people on the left. That's what you and trife are both doing, and if you weren't so annoyed with me, you'd probably see it for yourself.

(xpost. Glad you're all one big happy family who can all miss the point together.)

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

So now "the tactics of the right" = "can use the English language above the sixth-grade level"????

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

xpost

(I mean, this thread wouldn't have been nearly this long if we were talking about the article, for the reasons you state!)

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

fairness & accuracy in reporting = tactics of the right? i think intentional misrepresentation and a pathological focus on a cartoonish pundit is much more a tactic of the left

xpost w/ dan haha

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

much more a tactic of the right, i mean, but as demonstrated here the left has learned alot from them

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

do you honestly believe that either me or ethan are actually annoyed with you? you're a complete douchebag.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

But you all go back to "HA HA ANN COULTER PWNED!" cos really it's kind of funny when you think about the fact that she and her ilk totally have y'all pwned for the next 3 years.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

(XPOST)

No Dan, I'm not talking about the article. I'm talking about the fact that there's a vaguely written, but ultimately fair, statement in the article, and the line of argument on this thread is that because it's not well sourced anybody WHO AGREES WITH THE STATEMENT (which I do although I don't have much invested in it anyway) is equally wrong and unfair.

YOU GUYS I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING ARTICLE!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

do you honestly believe that either me or ethan are actually annoyed with you? you're a complete douchebag.

-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), October 14th, 2005 1:42 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

Kisses, bitch.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

no actually ethan never said that.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

i wish i had a picture of that fox news ad in the nation

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Ok, you're being dense. Please read Nitsuh's long post above and then explain to me why we're still talking about this.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

i mean except for nitsuhs post this is the saddest defense of a fairly defensible issue that ive ever seen

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

xpost - Sunshine here as well, thanks Dan! excellent

Any woman that actually met the description Coulter just gave out would be shunned and possibly murdered by the psycho DC bitches with their enormous impossibly sprayed and slightly unnaturally colored hair and their bad Talbot's suits. Fuck's sake, Coulter, you know better than this.

Ooooh, bad Talbot's suits. PWND

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

omg people on both "sides" of the political divide exploit other people who can't speak for themselves shocker!!!!

really now, ilx.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

wtf does any of Nitsuh's posts have to do with the words that ethan actually wrote? Or are you somehow implying it was Nitsuh that believes that everyone who agrees with the idea that Ann Coulter probably disapproves of Chomsky is some kind of libelous fiend?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

J MCCHUMP PWNED THANKS TO ALLY

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

What on earth are either of you talking about?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, give it to me slow, because apparently I'm a moron.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.timewarptoys.com/rockem60.jpg

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Your search - farrakhan ufo - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Rasheed totally wins.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

were farrakhan ufos part of the "must read!" 9/11 conspiracy theory thread?

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

ok yes, let's take this slow.

you said:
I'm talking about the fact that there's a vaguely written, but ultimately fair, statement in the article, and the line of argument on this thread is that because it's not well sourced anybody WHO AGREES WITH THE STATEMENT (which I do although I don't have much invested in it anyway) is equally wrong and unfair.

so then I said:
no actually ethan never said that.

so then you were all like:
Ok, you're being dense. Please read Nitsuh's long post above and then explain to me why we're still talking about this.

so I'm all:
wtf does any of Nitsuh's posts have to do with the words that ethan actually wrote? [ed. note: because AFAICT, you are either referring to his post where he dissemates the word "undoubtably," which has nothing to do with "anybody WHO AGREES WITH THE STATEMENT [...] is equally wrong and unfair," or the one where ethan said he was OTM, about two sides exploiting the same person etc etc]

then you're like "Whut?" and ethan was like "You go girl!" and then it was like snap Talbot's suits!

Better?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Could someone take pity on me and please explain the foregoing ten posts?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

were farrakhan ufos part of the "must read!" 9/11 conspiracy theory thread?

dude my mom was watching Fox News the other night and she said he was on it, claiming he was abducted by aliens.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Could someone take pity on me and please explain the foregoing ten posts?

Just pick a random point in the middle of the thread and start reading there again. Same thing.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

holy shit! Rock'em Sock'em Robots are Marxist!

see? check the label!

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

(sorry xpost)

AFAICT, you are either referring to his post where he dissemates the word "undoubtably," which has nothing to do with "anybody WHO AGREES WITH THE STATEMENT [...] is equally wrong and unfair,"

Ah, I get it. Hang on and I'll explain what I meant.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

http://pachome1.pacific.net.sg/~litesbr/graphics/gifted.gif

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

kingfish shouldnt be off playing huk-l's ed mcmahon somewhere?

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

The entire point of contention here is that the original author didn't write "As for Chomsky, one of many left-leaning political figures mentioned in Coulter's book Treason, [...]" I don't understand why people are so desperate to attack that criticism; (NOTE: Sarcasm starts here) after all, why should the people writing from your viewpoint have their shit together? The other side doesn't; in fact, they've been making up stuff for YEARS and have gotten so good at it that they can make people believe that the sky is yellow. Beating them at their own game should be child's play. (end sarcasm)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

How long before Tillman's mother is targeted for a conservative tongue-lashing, a la Cindy Sheehan?

elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Ew, Rove-Cheney tongue bath.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Mr. Zarem and his two friends got up to leave. I told Ms. Coulter they’d called her the Antichrist.

"Excellent!" she said. "Excellent. It is a good thing, not a bad thing, to be attacked by the enemy."

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

How long before Tillman's mother is targeted for a conservative tongue-lashing, a la Cindy Sheehan?

I'd say never, since nobody outside this thread really gives a shit.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

See, I think that post has everything to with the argument ethan has been advancing on this thread, even way back when he called me a needledick.

Ethan took a thread that by all appearances was originally intended to be about a specific incident and almost immediately turned it into a thread about the the story written about the incident. That's precisely what Fox News does, it's what right wing blogs do, and it's what the White House does. Nitsuh's post was great because it demolished the argument about the story.

This is what I have been trying to talk about all along. This is what I meant when I was talking above about the "ostensible democrats," when I talked about the 'derail,' etc.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

That's also why "I don't care about the article", etc.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

IT'S CALLED "ANN COULTER PWNED THANKS TO PAT TILLMAN'S MOTHER" DUDE

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco's post back up there aways was -- as ethan hisself says -- exactly otm. And since ethan hisself says it, I don't see as there's much left to talk about in re: the Coulter stuff.

As for Tillman, I think he's a fascinating guy. I was sorry he was killed, although at first I admit I assumed he was the flag-waving musclehead that he was painted as by the White House. I admired his determination to get involved after Sept. 11, even if I'm not personally convinced that enlisting was the best way to do that. I did resent the way the right exploited him to advance its own causes (most specifically, the war in Iraq, even though he was killed in Afghanistan). And then as more came out both about him and the circumstances of his death, he became a more and more interesting figure, and his death became more and more sad. That his mother has ended up feeling ill-treated by the administration and the Pentagon is hardly surprising, given which administration and Pentagon we're talking about. And it certainly provides more proof if anyone still needs it of the disconnect between this administration's words and actions. I admire Pat Tillman. I admire his family. I have no time for Ann Coulter. I'm uninterested in indymedia (even though I wrote something for them once, full disclosure -- and was promptly strafed in the comments for reporting things that were at odds with what i.m. readers wanted to hear). And man do I wish we had a different president. I guess that covers it for me.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Ethan took a thread that by all appearances was originally intended to be about a specific incident and almost immediately turned it into a thread about the the story written about the incident. That's precisely what Fox News does

....

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

DISCUSSING THE MEDIA IS A REPUBLICAN PLOT!!!!

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

It is when the media obscures the underlying story!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

EXCEPT FOR TEDIOUS FOX NEWS BASHING, WHICH IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

you took a thread about an article written about ann coulter and turned it into a thread about something in that article!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

No I didn't! Someone else did that! Anyway LOGICAL VORTEX ALERT.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

i wasn't talking about you!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

although by prolonging this argument you DID

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

J, the crack about not comprehending English above the sixth-grade level? That was directed at you, not the article. You're kind of reinforcing that crack now.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

mcchump would you still be whining about my 'derailment' if i had still talked about ann coulter but done it thru lame, unfunny attacks on her instead of trying to clarify a portion of the article?

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Also, thread title or no thread title, that article is not "about" Ann Coulter, it's about Pat Tillman. Coulter just serves as a useful stand-in for the jingoistic right in the intro and conclusion, hoisted by her own petard, etc.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

J, I'm totally with you except that the "underlying story" was itself not that interesting. No harm was really done since as far as I can tell, there's not really a serious issue under discussion.

xpost

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

'look at this article' 'well, one part of it seems unfair...' 'ONLY REPUBLICANS DISCUSS THE ARTICLE!!!'

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

walter also otm that the underlying story is not that interesting, the fact that an american soldier read chomsky and wanted to vote for kerry is only "news" to assholes who dont know any american soldiers (i.e. ann coulter, j mcchump)

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

(XXXposts)

I'm sorry Dan, but I think it's a fair objection, and if you think I'm dumb for making it, well so be it. I also said upthread that if we had actually been talking about the underlying story, this thread never would have been this long because the story is well meh. Finally ethan, I'm not whining about anything, I'm just pointing out what you did. Care to deny it?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

XXXPOST. I'm sorry, but fuck you ethan--my brother in law is in iraq right now.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

i apologize for that- it was a cheap shot

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and *I'm* the obnoxious asshole. Jesus christ.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Apology accepted.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

and, um, a prescient example of the kind of assumptions i think everyone- ann coulter, the nation - should be trying to avoid!

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

I agree that the story is a non-story. I've said so many times.


(xpost)


HAH!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

I apologize as I'm way too tired to read most of this but one quick question:

With Tillman's new side being offered up to the public, has there been any conspiracy speculation that Tillman was assassinated rather than killed by friendly fire (esp. as it seems like the Army-brass' story kept changing as the facts were being sorted out)?

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

haha sorry again dude i think i was mentally using you as a stand-in for lefty critics of pat tillman (pre-chomsky "bombshell") which is entirely unfair as you havent said one unkind word about him

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

gygax you already missed the "must read" conspiracy theories section of the thread

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Thanks. S'alright.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

I don't think it's a non-story. I think Pat Tillman's interesting. You can put me on the list of people who don't know many combat-casualty Chomsky-reading atheist pro-football players. But the real point of the story anyway is the way the military has made it hard for his family to find out what exactly happened to him -- which of course isn't surprising, given everything else we know, but is still telling about all sorts of things more important than whether or not Ann Coulter can be fairly said to be an idiot.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

(And to be clear, I *wouldn't* say anything bad about Pat Tillman or any other soldier, for that matter. I'm too chickenshit to do what they do, and it's not like they make the decisions!)

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

and if you think its the priority of anyone involved with iraq to silence infantry who criticize bush/read chomsky, or that any of his fellow soldiers would conspire to murder him (even if ordered), you are batshit insane

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

The article contrasts the image of Pat Tillman put forward by Ann Coulter with the image put forward by his family and friends. Pretty much every personal revelation about Tillman is done in a manner intended to discredit a facet of Coulter's strawman portrayal. It's clear from the tone and the structure of the article that it is just as much about Coulter's offensive false enfetishment[1] as it is about the tragedy of Pat Tillman's death. Given that and the way it was presented to ILE, it is NOT unfair or a distortion to point out something which amounts to an editing mistake; furthermore, pointing out an editing mistake doesn't invalidate the rest of the article.


[1] This is not a word but it should be.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

thank you j! i didnt really talk about this in the thread but i think the main reason that article gloating over coulter irritated me so much was because i can remember the disgraceful response from much of the left to his death and its so much more worth the scorn than anything coulter ever said about him

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

The 'Coulter pwned' angle is totally a non-story; the only angle that is worth anything is how the military brass/pentagon/administration/somebody lied about the circumstances of Tillman's death
; the fact that he opposed the iraq war is totally incidental at best.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Enfetishment's a good word. I still don't think the article's about Ann Coulter. If it had credits, she would get an "and with an appearance by" line. But whatever. I think it's weird that the thread ended up being about what it mostly ended up being about, but not like that's unusual either.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

yeah its weird how the asshole pedantry/semantics accusations are always saved for usually worthwhile politics threads on a board with like 15 active topics about how people who say "ATM machine" should be rounded up into gas chambers

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

But the real point of the story anyway is the way the military has made it hard for his family to find out what exactly happened to him

That's true, the story of Tillman's death and the questions surrounding it are interesting. It's the little Tillman vs. Coulter sub-issue that I was referring to as being uninteresting.

For the record, I have a cousin in Iraq and he's never done anything to shatter any of my long-held, lefty stereotypes of soldiers and Republicans. I'll be curious to see what he's like when he gets back though.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

xpost dude her name is in the first line!

The Meeting That Never Was: Pat Tillman and Noam Chomsky
by Dave Zirin

"I don't believe it," seethed Ann Coulter.


_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

(xpost)

I actually didn't catch much of that gloat at the time, but it is totally appalling stuff. That Ted Rall cartoon is disgusting, but as I said upthread, most of what he does is.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Given that and the way it was presented to ILE, it is NOT unfair or a distortion to point out something which amounts to an editing mistake; furthermore, pointing out an editing mistake doesn't invalidate the rest of the article.

Fair enough. Am I still stupid?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

If Tillman was indeed a "type-A/born leader" as described by his friends, teammates and family and UNDOUBTEDLY exhibited influence ("OMG the NFL guy!") on his fellow soldiers, could his distrust of the commander-in-chief and commanders and souring on the situation be seen as threatening behavior by his superiors?

(Given the vapid absence of moral ground on the battlefield) does the military investigate friendly-fire deaths with much rigor?

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

I retract my last post.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Also, ethan this -- "the disgraceful response from much of the left" -- is a little over the top, isn't it? You make these massive generalizations about "the left", which tend to boil down to "Ted Rall" or "Robert Byrd" or "anarchist indymedia kids." If you want to argue semantics and verbal specificity, you'd better be able to show that "much of the left" responded as you say, which I don't think was the case. Of course, we'd first have to define both "much" and "left". But as a lazy generalization, that's -- dare I say it -- unfair.

"Some of the left" I could live with.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Am I still stupid?

That depends; do you agree with me now? ;-)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

man if he exhibited so much influence on his friends and teammates i really wouldnt wanna be the army guy who goes and asks them to shoot him in the head cuz he was gonna vote for kerry

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

say, has Chomsky said anything about this?

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

well i dont think ted rall & indymedia represent "much of the left" but they do represent "much of the left" who commented on tillman's death, the more moderate factions chose to ignore it because at the time it did not fit into their agenda

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

xxpost

It's clear from the tone and the structure of the article that it is just as much about Coulter's offensive false enfetishment[1] as it is about the tragedy of Pat Tillman's death.

Actually, that's exactly WHY I don't care about this article. It seems too much like schadenfreud.

And yes I agree with you Dan!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

if you dont care about the article why did you spend 100 posts arguing about it?

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

"the disgraceful response from much of the left" -- is a little over the top, isn't it?

I agree and I think it's interesting how upthread Coulter was said to be "astoundingly popular" (admittedly not by "_") but now she's being compared to a small time cartoonist and a free-for-all left-leaning website. I would have to see some evidence of a figure like Moore saying something disgraceful about Tillman for your point to have any weight.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

dude her name is in the first line!

I once wrote an article about a woman who was saved from drowning after she jumped off a bridge. The subject of the first line of the story was a duck. The duck actually played a small supporting role in the narrative that followed. The story was not about the duck.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

well i dont think ted rall & indymedia represent "much of the left" but they do represent "much of the left" who commented on tillman's death, the more moderate factions chose to ignore it because at the time it did not fit into their agenda

This seems OTM to me; Tillman died in Afghanistan, a military action that everybody in their right minds supported, and at the time the pentagon/administration/brass somebody had indicated he died fighting enemy fire even though his own damned brother, who was in his unit, knew that wasn't the case.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

if you dont care about the article why did you spend 100 posts arguing about it?

Because your response to it pissed me off!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

i keep saying this but what did she say about tillman that was wrong?? the only contradiction relates to her own jokey 'i hate all liberals' stuff, not anything she said about tillman personally. and ted rall is pretty popular, you can read him in alot more newspapers than ann coulter!

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

who cares about torturing terrorists, they're fucking TERRORISTS

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

hrm i thot the military had rules about siblings not being in the same unit because of those three brothers that got killed on the boat in ww2. huh.

anyway this is a l'il cynical, even compared to what i wrote:

...the more moderate factions chose to ignore it because at the time it did not fit into their agenda

unless maybe being respectful of the dead constitutes part of an "agenda" or something.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

who cares about torturing terrorists, they're fucking TERRORISTS

except for the dudes in guantanamo and abu grahib, who are mostly just dudes.

james yee's interview on leonard lopate today was pretty fascinating.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

He died bringing freedom and democracy to 28 million Afghans

As much as I would have liked it to be true, this turned out to be false, didn't it?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

well i dont think ted rall & indymedia represent "much of the left"

OK.

but they do represent "much of the left" who commented on tillman's death, the more moderate factions chose to ignore it because at the time it did not fit into their agenda

I'd have to go back and look to see who wrote what. But to the extent there was silence among moderates, it wasn't just because it "didn't fit into their agenda," it's because the way Tillman was being presented by the White House (and people like Coulter) put critics of the war in a no-win situation. Respecting Tillman was explicitly made equivalent to supporting the War on Terror and the president. Critiquing the war was made equivalent to disrespecting Tillman. This is the same support-the-troops game that war boosters always use to box in war skeptics, and Tillman's death allowed them to really play it up.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

I once wrote an article about a woman who was saved from drowning after she jumped off a bridge. The subject of the first line of the story was a duck. The duck actually played a small supporting role in the narrative that followed. The story was not about the duck.

DALLAS, Nov. 22—Elvira Brown's aging face seems almost to be a map of the parched, weatherbeaten Texas countryside that has been her home for 83 years. Through the eyes that squint in the harsh sunlight, she has seen Dallas grow from a tiny cowtown into a midland capital. The street outside of her tiny house used to be nothing more than a dust trail in summer and a mudhole in winter.

Years ago, she would sit on this porch and watch cattle drives pass. Today, a procession of quite a different sort passed along the now-paved course. It was a motorcade. It flew by at top speed on its way to Parkland Memorial Hospital. Top speed, because, it seems, the President of the United States was inside. And he was dead.

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

haha hstencil you realize that i am, come se dice, fucking with you a little

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

The new revelations about Tillman make him more and more contradictory and, well, human. If he believed the Iraq war was illegal, why did he forsake an NFL contract at the height of his career to participate in the great American "War on Terror"? When did he get into Chomsky? These are details I'd like to know.

elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

my point being the same tired old one brought up again and again to disingenuous befuddlement: principles don't just apply to people you happen to like

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

gygax is it disrespectful to acknowledge the death of a soldier? do you also think military coffins should be off-limits to photographers, and nytimes shouldnt print a death tally?

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/03/AR2005050301502.html

"The documents also show that officers made erroneous initial reports that Tillman was killed by enemy fire, destroyed critical evidence and initially concealed the truth from Tillman's brother, also an Army Ranger, who was near the attack on April 22, 2004, but did not witness it."

So I wasn't quite right about that.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

elmo he was fighting in afghanistan

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

i mean shi, stence, you know me. you don't need to play dumb with me like that!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

of course tracer, i was being illustrative for the maybe theoretical dummy who may read this thread.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/09/25/MNGD7ETMNM1.DTL

This one is a great article.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

ie nobody here, who is posting right now, to my knowledge.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

(same ranger batallion, not same unit. my bad)

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

gygax is it disrespectful to acknowledge the death of a soldier? do you also think military coffins should be off-limits to photographers, and nytimes shouldnt print a death tally?

that's pretty disingenuous. the right acknowledged tillman's death - tho hardly any others (remember the uproar about "nightline" episodes just with troop names pre-empted? - for a specific purpose. in a quite similar way to jessica lynch, actually.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

which isn't really better or worse tactic-wise than what the left has done, but to claim that the average american even knowing tillman's name was for singularly "acknowledg[ing] the death of a soldier" is ridiculous.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

xxxpost

I know he died in Afghanistan -- but the friend who quoted him saying the war was illegal indicated that they were in Iraq at the time.

We were outside of [an Iraqi city] watching as bombs were dropping on the town.... We were talking. And Pat said, 'You know, this war is so f***ing illegal.'

So I'm just wondering if he originally went into Afghanistan having already been turned on to Chomsky and being critical of the administration, or if his mind was changed by / during the run up to Iraq war?

elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

principles don't just apply to people you happen to like

Of course. Hence the argument here (among others) over whether the article -- to the extent it concerns her, which is very little -- is unfair to Ann Coulter. Like I said up above, although "undoubtedly" might be pushing it a little, the statement about Coulter's presumed views of Noam Chomsky doesn't seem unfair. I mean, c'mon -- does anyone seriously think Ann Coulter doesn't think Chomsky's a pinko America-hater?

So to me the issue isn't whether it's OK to be unfair to Ann Coulter just because Ann Coulter is unfair to vast swaths of humanity, it's whether the particular statement is even unfair to start with, and I don't think it is.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

elmo are you unfamiliar with the majority of americans who believe that military action was justfied in afghanistan but not iraq?

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

To clarify: he got sent to Iraq first, then to Afghanistan.

"Moved in part by the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, Tillman decided to give up his career, saying he wanted to fight al Qaeda and help find Osama bin Laden. . . . Instead of going to Afghanistan, as the brothers expected, their Ranger battalion was sent to participate in the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq in March 2003. The Tillmans saw combat several times on their way to Baghdad. In early 2004, they finally were assigned to Afghanistan. "

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

gygax is it disrespectful to acknowledge the death of a soldier? do you also think military coffins should be off-limits to photographers, and nytimes shouldnt print a death tally?

so is it too much to ask for the army to be upfront about the circumstances of a soldier's death? are they protecting Mary Tillman or themselves?

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

The new revelations about Tillman make him more and more contradictory and, well, human.

thing is, i don't think that the details, which do make him ever more human than just state prop, necessarily make him more contradictory. the dude really believed in what he was doing, thus the whole "forsaking" bit. Chomsky informed those beliefs.

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Tillman died in Afghanistan, a military action that everybody in their right minds supported

Nice.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry Walter, I just can't take anybody who opposed military action towards Afghanistan seriously. And I'm a crazy lefty!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

The crazy part is right.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry Walter, I just can't take anybody who opposed military action towards Afghanistan seriously. And I'm a crazy lefty!

heh. Reminds me of Jello Biafra's last album: "Oh come ON. even NADER would have bombed Afghanistan!"

kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

xxpost

Yes, I know support for Afghanistan was much stronger than for Iraq. Do I know that's what Tillman thought? No. It was a sincere question, fuckface.

elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

haha sorry gygax i confused you with hstencil!! my point was that until the moderate left realized they could use this against bush (they lied about a dead soldier) they just didnt comment AT ALL, no memorializing, no RIP PAT TILLMAN, none of that, and i think that was because at the time his death was a symbol of a man's dedication to liberation in afghanistan and also because his decision to sign up was a blow to what most of the left semi-accurately says about the poor, minority underclass in the armed forces, so the extreme left spun it into 'racist hick' and the moderate left ignored it

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

semi-accurately is sort of a fudge but im at work and cant think of a better word to describe how both parties misrepresent the demographics of soldiers

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

xpost: Many of these questions are answered in that chronicle article that J linked and I will relink:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/09/25/MNGD7ETMNM1.DTL

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Who is the "moderate left" and who is the "extreme left" here? Because, to be honest, I have seen basically zero commentary about Pat Tillman among any of the usual mainstream Washington chattering types, whether they were using it to praise Bush or to bury him.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

thats exactly what im saying- the moderate left being washington types, the extreme left being ted rall and indymedia

_, Friday, 14 October 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Walter are you a pacifist?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

xpost: Indeed -- misread your post. Sorry bout that.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

I hate to even consider Ted Rall et al. as 'extreme left.'

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

However, I should add that I haven't seen any of this either:

UNTIL the moderate left realized they could use this against bush (they lied about a dead soldier) they just didnt comment AT ALL

I've seen no "moderate" "left" commentary on Pat Tillman before, during, or after the fact of his unfortunate demise. This may be because I view this whole thing as the sort of highly unfortunate mishap that happens on a battlefield, and not some kind of ideological parable.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I would have to see some evidence of a figure like Moore saying something disgraceful about Tillman for your point to have any weight.

this is ages old now but everyone keeps ignoring Ethan, so I wanna reiterate it: Coulter never said anything bad or disgraceful about the man. At all.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.xoverboard.com/blogarchive/week_2003_11_09.html#000265

August Pollack's take on this thread. He's wrong, but it's kinda interesting anyway.


J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Ann Coulter Pwned thanks to Pat (r.i.p.) Tillman's mother

Who is this 'everyone' you speak of?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

this is ages old now but everyone keeps ignoring Ethan, so I wanna reiterate it: Coulter never said anything bad or disgraceful about the man. At all.

Right but Ethan was comparing Coulter's response to "the left's" response and using Indymedia and Ted Rall as his examples. My point is simply that the comparison doesn't make any sense. Coulter never said anything disgraceful but undoubtedly no comparably high-profile figures on the left did either.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Hey Walter, answer me!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Or don't.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

See, this is the kind of shit that just drives me INSANE:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/13/AR2005101302166.html

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Hey Walter, answer me!

Oh, I missed your question. I'm mostly a pacifist but it's not like pacifists were the only people with any doubts in the lead up to the Afghanistan war. An in-depth discussion of the issue is probably better left to another thread but I'll just say that I think there are plenty of practical, reasonable reasons to be opposed to the war in Afghanistan.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

You should start a thread or maybe revive an old one. I'm interested to hear those reasons and how they have or have not changed since the days prior to the invasion.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

by everyone I mean "the readers of the thread contained within this webpage on the Internet q.e.d."

xpost I'm not sure if comparing Ted Rall and Ann Coulter is a completely off comparison.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

i think that was because at the time his death was a symbol of a man's dedication to liberation in afghanistan and also because his decision to sign up was a blow to what most of the left semi-accurately says about the poor, minority underclass in the armed forces,

Now who's making assumptions? First of all, I don't buy that the moderate left was silent about Tillman; since everybody was talking about him for at least a couple of days, I find it hard to believe that the mainstream liberal punditry didn't weigh in somehow, but I'm gonna go look it up and see what I can find. Second, as a self-identified member of the moderate left, I know that my own reactions were along the lines of, "Well great, here's an obviously well-intentioned guy who went and got killed in Afghanistan, and the White House is going to use this to once again make anyone who questions the war in Iraq look like some kind of soldier-hating traitor." Which is of course what they did, Coulter included -- note her contrast of Tillman's service with what she imagines Kerry's service to have been (speaking of bizarro conspiracy theories, her thing about Kerry staging shit for the cameras so he can get a medal so he can run for president as a war hero...)

I don't think the moderate left was like, "Oh noes, a real war hero! Our effete conscending case against the war is all blown to blooey! We'd better shut up and hope no one notices!"

xpost: Rall is a more marginal figure than Coulter, sells way fewer books, is published fewer places, etc. It's not a completely crazy comparison, but I imagine she'd be insulted by the implication that they're on the same level in some way.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

She'd be insulted if you said ANYONE was on the same level as her!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

by everyone I mean "the readers of the thread contained within this webpage on the Internet q.e.d."

Yeah, that's what I figured. Which is why I specifically pointed out, by linking the post, that not only had I addressed ethan's point as to that very issue, but that I had impliedly agreed with him. So as to, you know, show that not *everyone* "keeps ignoring" him.

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

"impliedly"!

also I don't click links. I apologize for lumping you in with walter.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Hey, it's a word!

J (Jay), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

A funny one!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

FOR TEH RECORD:

I stopped by a bookstore on the way to work today and flipped through Mlle. Coulter's Treason. Mssr. Chomsky is indeed mentioned on page 14, as indicated above. The context is as follows: His name is included in a list of people (Susan Sarandon, Casey Kasem, etc.) that Coulter identifies as "Hollywood has-beens and never-weres" (I guess Chomsky would be among the Hollywood never-weres) who signed a statement for the group Not in Our Name opposing various aspects of the War on Terror. Coulter sizes up the assemblage as "a group nearly indistinguishable from those who had enthusiastically backed the Soviet Union during the Cold War."

*cue NBC "the more you know" music w/rainbow*

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 15 October 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Doesn't anybody else except for Ned actually monitor this stuff?

Hi there. I have no idea what happened in this thread.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 October 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

ok that's too many damm posts to read but has anybody remembered that trife is swingin' wood for Ann Coulter and that's why he reps 4 her? it aint rocket science ppl

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 16 October 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

trife is colonel save-a-ho

gear (gear), Sunday, 16 October 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

Do not hurt...my woman

five bucks to the first person sad enuf to get the comic book ref

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 16 October 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Hi there. I have no idea what happened in this thread.

After reading it over a few times, I've come to the conclusion that no one did. I, for one, missed one of Dan's posts entirely the first time around, which I suspect is what led to him later saying that I was stupid. trife and I ultimately decided that despite all of the angst that we pretty much agreed with each other but I still didn't like the fact that the entire thread got hung up on one or two words, nitsuh did exactly what is great about nitsuh, ally did what is great about ally, and generally we all got really confused and started sniping at each other. Wish you were here!

J (Jay), Sunday, 16 October 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

oh and i forgot to mention that donut summed the whole thing up brilliantly without even having read it. touche!

J (Jay), Sunday, 16 October 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

TEH GENIOUS OV DOUGNUT

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 October 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

This may be because I view this whole thing as the sort of highly unfortunate mishap that happens on a battlefield, and not some kind of ideological parable.

sheed wins.

giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 16 October 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/po/2005/po051011.gif

Abderraouf Jdey, Monday, 24 October 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

The medieval conception of women shares much with the corresponding medieval conception of Jews. In both cases, a perennial attribution of secret, bountiful, malicious "power," is made. Women are anathematized and cast as witches because of the enduring grotesque fears they generate in respect of their putative abilities to control men and thereby coerce, for their own ends, male-dominated Christian society. Whatever the social and psychological determinants operative in this abiding obsession, there can be no denying the consequential reality of such anxiety in medieval Christendom. Linked to theological traditions of Eve and Lilith, women are perceived as embodiments of inexhaustible negativity. Though not quite quasi-literal incarnations of the Devil as were Jews, women are, rather, their ontological "first cousins" who, like the Jews, emerge from the "left" or sinister side of being.

- Steven Katz, The Holocaust in Historical Context, Vol. I, p. 435.

when i put a snarky one-line post up not so long ago abt courtney love being a magnet for misogynists, i attracted a pretty similar self-righteous hostility, from love-haters angrily insisting they were not misogynists: and it's true, some of them certainly aren't => but i still think mention of her brings misogyny buzzing out of the woodwork, and it thinks it's "allowed" bcz she's manifestly an awful person

-- mark s (mar...), June 11th, 2003.

Abderraouf Jdey, Monday, 24 October 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001350563

J (Jay), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

What a card.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 24 October 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
so i get on the train this morning and theres this scott peterson looking motherfucker
http://leegoldberg.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/petersen.gif
in a peacoat
http://www.progressiveboink.com/mike/img/punkoremo/peacoat.jpg
nose glumly buried in "how to talk to a liberal (if you must)"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1e/HowToTalkToALiberal.jpg/180px-HowToTalkToALiberal.jpg
right across from him is a paul winfield looking motherfucker
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/2004-03/09-winfield-inside.jpg
in a black skully
http://www.k5.com/images/products/PRO-TEC/S/SKULLCAPBEANIE_BLK.jpg
stuck in a dekalb county library copy of "bait & switch"
http://www.barbaraehrenreich.com/images/int_ehrenreich_25.jpg
about 5 minutes after i got on, scotty coulter discovered his reflection, looked briefly panicked, glanced around the train car and returned to the book, smirking at his luck. for the rest of the ride ehrenreich dude gave him a serious case of stinkeye.

100%, Monday, 12 December 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

I like the story even if I can't seem to distill a point from it

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 12 December 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

"I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am," Ann Coulter said onstage at the University of Connecticut. No, she wasn't explaining why she appears on The O'Reilly Factor so much. Instead, she was mocking UConn students for making her job even easier than it usually is. The UConn Undergraduate Student Government paid the controversial pundit $16,000 to speak -- and DC's own Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute kicked in untold thousands as well -- but Coulter lasted only fifteen minutes before using chants of "You suck, you suck" as an excuse to cut her speech short and go straight to the Q & A section of the evening.

Sample Q & A:

One student asked what she would do if she had a child who came out as gay.
Coulter replied: "I'd say, `Did I ever tell you you're adopted?'"

118%, Monday, 12 December 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wpe.com/~musici/MVC-784F.JPG

älänbänänä (alanbanana), Monday, 12 December 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

One student asked what she would do if she had a child who came out as gay.
Coulter replied: "I'd say, `Did I ever tell you you're adopted?'"

She should go all out and invest in laugh-track generator to give her live comedy that frisson of Brechtian bullshit.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
i love op-eds from alternate universes-

FORK REPLACES DONKEY AS DEMOCRATIC PARTY SYMBOL
January 11, 2006


I'm not sure Sen. John Cornyn was helping with that lengthy presentation attempting to establish the many similarities between Samuel Alito and Sandra Day O'Connor.

It doesn't matter. Liberals are being routed. They can change the lineup, the manager, the coach, but the losing streak never ends. By and large, Republicans aren't even bothering to send in their A team anymore. Alito can start wearing his iPod to the hearings. By the end of the hearings, he'll be addressing the senators as "dude."

For fun, we ought to replace all the Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee with "American Idol" contestants (assuming they wouldn't object to serving on a committee that includes a degenerate like Teddy Kennedy). Democrats would still not be able to persuade a single normal American that Sam Alito is "out of the mainstream."

With all their hysteria about Valerie Plame, I had nearly forgotten what the Democratic Party stands for. It's good to be reminded that the sole item on the Democrats' agenda is abortion.

According to Dianne Feinstein, Roe vs. Wade is critically important because "women all over America have come to depend on it." At its most majestic, this precious right that women "have come to depend on" is the right to have sex with men they don't want to have children with.

There's a stirring principle! Leave aside the part of this precious constitutional right that involves (1) not allowing Americans to vote on the matter, and (2) suctioning brains out of half-born babies. The right to have sex with men you don't want to have children with is not exactly "Give me liberty, or give me death."

In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today's Democrats. It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc.

The Federalists drafted the greatest political philosophy ever written by man and created the first constitutional republic. The anti-Federalists – or "pre-Democrats, as I call them – were formed to oppose the Constitution, which, to a great extent, remains their position today.

Andrew Jackson, the father of the Democratic Party, may have had some unpalatable goals, but at least they were big ideas. Wipe out the Indians, kill off the national bank and institute a spoils system. Love him or hate him, he never said, "I'll be announcing my platform sometime early next year." The Whigs were formed in opposition to everything Jackson stood for.

The Republican Party emerged from the Whigs when the Whigs waffled on slavery. (They were "pro-choice" on slavery.) The Republican Party was founded expressly as the anti-slavery party, which to a great extent remains their position today.

Having won that one, today's Republican Party stands for life, limited government and national defense. And today's Democratic Party stands for ... the right of women to have unprotected sex with men they don't especially like. We're the Blacks-Aren't-Property/Don't-Kill-Babies party. They're the Hook-Up party.

Leave aside any moral questions about baby-killing – a term I have come to understand the baby-killing party dislikes. Smoking is fun too, but even I wouldn't support a political party whose sole raison d'etre was to eliminate non-smoking sections across the nation. That's not exactly the Magna Carta.

This week's conventional wisdom is that the Democrats weren't even trying to nail Alito at the confirmation hearings. Au contraire! The Democrats were tigers! They proved exactly what they set out to prove.

In fact, Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-Hillary's state, was so deft in his questioning, he even has me convinced that Alito is going to vote to overrule Roe vs. Wade. (And just when I thought I couldn't be more enthusiastic about the nomination!)

I'll go out on a limb and bet that, after the Democrats' expert cross-examination, Judge Alito has lost the support of every single member of NARAL.

The problem for the Democrats is: NARAL members aren't like most people. "Give me liberty or give me the right to have unprotected sex with men I don't want to have a child with" just isn't that attractive a principle in the light of day.

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

So where's that from?

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

anncoulter.org

as usual shes glaringly right about one thing -- modern dems hopelessly need to find new issues to differ from republicans on besides abortion

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

An adult wrote that?

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

so ethan do you just like search every monday morning for coulter threads, or what?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

except that today's tuesday, of course.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Andrew Jackson, the father of the Democratic Party, may have had some unpalatable goals, but at least they were big ideas. Wipe out the Indians, kill off the national bank and institute a spoils system.

My god, is she insincere about EVERYTHING?

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

i thought that was worthy constructive criticism!! 'Love him or hate him, he never said, "I'll be announcing my platform sometime early next year."'

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

i mean im not actually interested in the is-coulter-kidding argument again but when ilxers compare nsa spying to gestapo or whatever nobody thinks 'ugh, how insincere!'

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

i also love this-

Having won that one, today's Republican Party stands for life, limited government and national defense. And today's Democratic Party stands for ... the right of women to have unprotected sex with men they don't especially like. We're the Blacks-Aren't-Property/Don't-Kill-Babies party. They're the Hook-Up party.

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

the blacks-arent-property party!!!!!!!

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Are you actually serious that Ann Coulter wrote that though? I mean that seems above and beyond retarded, even for the type of teh funnies she normally does, dude. I mean that looks like something you'd find on a particularly psycho live journal.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

coulterberrywho

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

'Love him or hate him, he never said, "I'll be announcing my platform sometime early next year."'

because, you know, they had 24-hour cable news and the internet back then. the town crier was all 'Whigs undecided on midterm agenda; 'Hunters of Kentucky' at number 1 for 22nd week in a row' (xpost)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

today's Republican Party stands for life, limited government and national defense

yeah the Bush administration has totally been about limited government, they tow a strong conservative line on that'n eh

Mr Straight Toxic (ghostface), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

theyre the blacks-arent-property party!

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

isn't she outrageous.

kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

yeah dude sorry i didnt start a thread about some AP story on a woman marrying a table lamp or whatever

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

truly, truly outrageous.

kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Keith Olbermann says Rush Limbaugh doesn't believe a word of his own shit, either. He's a frustrated sportscaster who lucked into a big-money gig giving handjobs to frustrated white men across the nation.

Is that aimed at Olbermann or Limbaugh?


-- Cunga (visionsofjohann...), October 13th, 2005.

lol

,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Ethan, are you confusing kingfish and Huk?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

...

Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

I shit my pants

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:29 (twenty years ago)

I am in awe.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

put enough effort into being outrageous = get on the shouty shows

tho this is a different rightwing blonde...

kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 20 January 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
"We may start the administrative procedure to remove Ms. Coulter from the voter rolls this week," said Charmaine Kelly, deputy elections chief. "There will be a public hearing to cancel her registration. If that happens, she won't be able to vote until she re-registers. It's a rather rare procedure."

Kelly said that after the hearing, Supervisor Arthur Anderson also will determine whether to refer the case to the state attorney's office for criminal prosecution.

http://www.bradblog.com/Images/AnnCoulter_LetterfromArthurAnderson_032706.jpg

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Damned liberals.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:57 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/27/pat.tillman/index.html

HMMM

JW (ex machina), Saturday, 27 May 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

"IM FUCKING TILLMAN!" AND THEN I LOOKED AND HIS HEAD WAS GONE. fucking hell.

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 28 May 2006 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

This story is really very sad for so many reason - the description of events suggests a platoon that doesn't really understand operating procedures: not bad guys so much as confused guys, who can be a damn sight worse than bad guys. The key bit for me is the burning of the uniform because it represented a "biohazard": the sense I get is of bad information being passed around among undertrained men, total recipe for disaster.

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 28 May 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...
His brother speaks. Damn.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Wow.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

Hope it gets media attention.

I'd like to hear Bill Marr say, "Ann, you know we're old friends and, as I say, 'I kid you' a lot, like I do... but, I'm not kidding when I say to you, and to the world, (turns to camera): 'Ann coulter is a cunt.' Now get the fuck off my stage."

the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

bigtime

gbx (skowly), Friday, 20 October 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Somehow America has become a country that projects everything that it is not and condemns everything that it is.

I love that statement.

Incidentally, who else believes that if Ann Coulter could achieve just one orgasm she might stop spewing her hatred?

shorty (shorty), Friday, 20 October 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
More Tillman investigating, which ends with this note:

Rep. Mike Honda, a Democrat who represents the San Jose district where Tillman's family lives, has pressed the Pentagon for answers on the status of its investigations.

"I'm very impatient and at times cynical," Honda said. But, he said, the honor of the military — and the confidence of the public in the military and the government — are at stake.

"So if we pursue the truth and wait for it," he said, "it may be worthwhile."

And now that the Democrats have the House...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

And now that the Democrats have the House...

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 9th, 2006.

. . . where the hell *is* Ann?!

From the Moon to Pluto Back Down to Earth (Rrrickey), Friday, 10 November 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm goin' down three times, but Lord, I'm only comin' up twice . . . "
http://mediamatters.org/items/200611100004

From the Moon to Pluto Back Down to Earth (Rrrickey), Friday, 10 November 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

yeah a whole lotta hearings immediately, plenty of score-settling: that'll really endear the party to the voters and ensure an '08 victory eh

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 10 November 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...

So she was on Hardball last night, and Elizabeth Edwards called in to call her on her shit. Hijinks ensued.

kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

I like Liz.

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

"The wife of a presidential candidate is asking me to stop speaking,"

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Transcript

"You know, in the south, when someone does something that displeases us, we want to ask them politely to stop doing it."

jessie monster, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

I wish she had punctuated that one with "And I am asking you to stop being a bitch."

jessie monster, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

I saw part of this last night. Her weak argument for her reasoning on calling Hillary's legs "chubby" infuriated me so much, I changed the channel.

molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

so nice to see her pwned.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

She's such a clown. Does she know how much of a joke she is? And what was with that smug bitch in the background, snickering at all of AC's lame quips? I'm getting annoyed just thinking about it.

molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahaha that is awesome

HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

she really seems afraid of Edwards in particular; perhaps she senses that a dude like him might think her posse is not so pretty?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

does she wax her posse?

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait I read that wrong gabb

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

although I do think it's kind of lame that Edwards sent his wife in to do his dirty work.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

(even though I suppose there's some sort of "equal time" consideration if they let Johnny Lawsuit on the air)

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

although I do think it's kind of lame that Edwards sent his wife in to do his dirty work.

C: Yeah, why isn’t John Edwards making this call?

E: I haven’t talked to John about this call. I’m making the call as a mother. I’m the mother of that boy who died. My children participate — these young people behind you are the age of my children. You’re asking them to participate in a dialogue that is based on hatefulness and ugliness instead of on the issues, and I don’t think that’s serving them or this country very well.

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

do I need to repeat myself?

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

I wish she'd depended less on self-help drivel ("asking" children to participate in "dialogue that is based on hatefulness," etc) and just reminded Coulter what she is: a bitch and a lackey.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

exactly.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

that's right, Don, Ann Coulter deserves to be on par with a Senator and Presidential candidate. they should have sent a 19-year-old intern.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

Well that would have been participating in a dialogue based on hatefulness and ugliness. xxpost.

ledge, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

Liz Edwards is a presidential candidate?

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

no. the upshot of your comment is that ann coulter deserves to be in the same room as john, rather than elizabeth. because why?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

that's your conflation, gabbneb.

Swimming in the gutters with an ass helmet like Ann Coulter doesn't do anything but a) validate her existence and b) bring sympathy to John Edwards as a presidential candidate.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

I think anyone who reads the transcript would understand that Edwards a) essentially invalidated Coulter's existence and b) made the issue very much about everything other than her husband

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

dude, her existence was already validated when she went on hardball

max, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

elizabeth edwards didnt call up a public access show in montana, she called one of the most famous & influential political talk shows in the country--a talk show that had as its guest ann coulter.

max, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

Swimming in the gutters with an ass helmet like Ann Coulter doesn't do anything but a) validate her existence and b) bring sympathy to John Edwards as a presidential candidate.

so all presidential candidates should just stop being on tv? I'm cool with that. tv should basically just be horatio miami 94/7 anyway

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

haha yeah exactly max I mean wtf is the woman doing in ANY media anymore? except being trotted out for abuse, which is actually fine by me, turnabout is fair play and all that

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

she makes money off being a shock jock masquerading as a political commentator, end of story.

jessie monster, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

elizabeth edwards didnt call up a public access show in montana, she called one of the most famous & influential political talk shows in the country--a talk show that had as its guest ann coulter

apart from the fact that edwards rhetorically invalidated coulter's existence on precisely that 'famous & influential' talk show, do you know how many people actually watch hardball?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

I just think it's embarrassing the RNC has her at events and shit.

jessie monster, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

gabbneb im just pointing out to dandy don that elizabeth edwards isnt validating ac's existence--her existence was already validated when she was a guest on hardball. i get that no one watches hardball.

max, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

If it were only about motherhood and losing a child, then Liz Edwards didn't need to say her name. She said her name because it serves the political cause.

Liz would have gotten a lot more mileage if she'd have gone after Matthews. It's one thing for AC's existence to be validated for appearing on a tv show; it's another thing entirely to have a candidate do it.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

I don't see how anyone could walk away from this exchange feeling that Ann Coulter's existence had been validated

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

(other than Ann Coulter)

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

If it were only about motherhood and losing a child, then Liz Edwards didn't need to say her name

LOL, oic 'Liz' Edwards should have called in anonymously. like, "hi, I'm a mom from Raleigh"

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

with a handkerchief over the mouthpiece

brownie, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

tv should basically just be horatio miami 94/7 anyway

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bnw, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

Had she done that, Don, and it were later revealed who the caller was - you'd most likely be berating her cowardliness for not using her real name, hiding behind anonymity etc.

xpost

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

what I don't understand is why A&E insist on producing all this dog the bh/criss angel bullshit original programming when they could easily just play Magnum P.I. and CSI reruns alternating back and forth and get much higher ratings. I mean it's like HMMM, shit that never gets old, or shit that gets old before you even watch it? Ehh.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

I wouldn't be calling her a coward if I didn't know who she was. Obviously. And I don't think John is a coward for not entering the debate. I don't see the point of anyone entering a debate with Ann Coulter.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

Ann Coulter is an embarrassment to the country, and women everywhere.

I don't see the point of anyone entering a debate with Ann Coulter.

Amen to that.

molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

Elizabeth Edwards wasn't debating Ann Coulter, she was asking her to shut up.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

i remember when a&e showed a woody allen movie every week

gff, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

Entering a conversation with Ann Coulter means it turns into a debate, unfortunately. That woman doesn't deserve any airtime, in my opinion. In fact, I feel dirty acknowledging her existence.

molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Don. please read beyond the fifth word of my 1st sentence. thank you.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, Matthews is the real asshole/villain here (as usual). Coulter's a known quantity. (xp)

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

Matthews lets me down in this, actually: there's like half a moment where he knows it's really not impolite or non-neutral to say "Ann, that's a REALLY lame retort, you're not being asked not to speak, you're being asked not to make idiotic ad hominem slurs," and he kinda starts to do it, but ... he gives up looking a little tired. (Which is too bad, cause it'd probably do more for his show to really and truly back her into a corner of non-responses and see what happens: I don't suspect it'd be that hard to get her to lash out at you.)

nabisco, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure Matthews will run to his network and demand that Coulter never gets booked again.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

guys, the people at fault here are either a) Elizabeth Edwards, or b) Chris Matthews, certainly not c) Ann Coulter

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

or d) ABC News

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

at fault for WHAT??

max, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

not booking don weiner on hardball

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

MSNBlishi

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

THANKS FOR RUINING A FUNNY THREAD, GUYS xoxoxoxo

HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/richbrown100/Sad_Baby.jpg
where have all the ROFLZ gone

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes, to do things, you gotta stop doing other things

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

^^^that could easily be the mantra for every recovering pothead I know.

Spinspin Sugah, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

Coulter is going to be Glenn Beck's guest tonight on CNN in Paula Zahn's time slot, to "give her side" of yesterday's Edwards phone call. Hopefully they'll whip each other up into a slur-frenzy and both get Imus'ed forever.

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

Hopefully they'll whip each other up into a slur-frenzy and both get Imus'ed forever.

That's my wish.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes, to do things, you gotta stop doing other things

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 8:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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^^^that could easily be the mantra for every recovering pothead I know.

-- Spinspin Sugah, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 8:43 PM

lololol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 June 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

So nice to see Elizabeth Edwards trolling the Today show this morning, keeping the pulse of Ann Coulter alive.

Dandy Don Weiner, Thursday, 28 June 2007 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

Robin Williams, at the beginning of his "Today" interview, said, "Big day on the Today show today: steroids; Ann Coulter... Kind of redundant, really."

Sometimes I heart Robin Williams.

HI DERE, Thursday, 28 June 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Chris_Matthews_weighs_in_Elizabeth_Edwards_0627.html

gabbneb, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

I believe Matthews said something along the lines of: "I think Edwards was a little over-the-top hopeful that she could shame Ann Coulter, which is just ... undoable."

nabisco, Thursday, 28 June 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hadn't thought of this bit:

Coulter's tell, when you know she's been cornered, which is just about any time she's interviewed by someone who's not Sean Hannity (who must fingerfuck her under the desk), is that she pushes her long bottle-blonde hair to one side then the other, which she did almost constantly while Edwards was on the phone.

The tell bit, not the fingerfucking bit.

Presumably.

kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

a "harridan"? what, has she been hanging out wiht hitchens or something?

kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

Coulter vs pop-up window. this is getting better and better.

gabbneb, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

lawl you can see her eyes darting around the room as she backs into the corner

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/014948.php

gabbneb, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

Her obsession with manliness is really amazing: if only the dates lined up better, I'd suspect she was the reincarnation of Mishima.

nabisco, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

the reincarnation of Mishima = http://www.bradygames.com/content/downloads/tekken5/heihachi/heihachi.jpg ?

kingfish, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/18470/original.jpg

and what, Thursday, 17 April 2008 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

interesting you didn't post that on the ann coulter is pretty thread.

s1ocki, Thursday, 17 April 2008 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

horrorcore.com

and what, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

Pat (r.i.p.) Tillman

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

Hey, where is Ann Coulter?

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know, but don't say her name three times.

I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.anncoulter.com/photos/ann_al.jpg

omar little, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

she's blogging away, if you care to google

Barunka Hussein O'Shaughnessy (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

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The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

fuck

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

Just posting this here to laugh at her latest screed:

Why We Don't Celebrate 'Historians Day'

for just the hilariously infantile "oh YEAH?! well, well, well we didn't want yer stinkin' accolades ANYWAY! try to tell us that Dubya wasn't #2 Greatest of All Time! and FUCK Rolling Stone, man! How dare they not rank Pink Floyd higher!"

kingfish, Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

or rather, just the title I find to be great

kingfish, Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

new docu is out. From the AV Club review:

For example, words can’t properly describe the rousing footage of Tillman’s younger brother speaking at Pat’s memorial service. After John McCain and other political and military leaders spoke about Pat being in “a better place,” the younger Tillman took the stage with a pint of ale, thanked everyone for coming, then said, “By the way, Pat isn’t with God, he’s fuckin’ dead. He wasn’t religious.”

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-tillman-story,44352/

Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Friday, 20 August 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

very curious about this; did anyone read the krakauer book?

balls, Friday, 20 August 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

I did. It was good, as all of Krakauer's books I've read have been, looked mostly at Tillman's life and death rather than focusing entirely on the coverup.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 20 August 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)


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