The Wicker Man - C/D?

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Have we done this? That bloody movie really got under my skin, even though it was transparently made on a tiny budget and contains the most laughably obvious body double in cinema.

Will, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Here comes the sun... new answers!

Will, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Britt Ekland's arse = Classic. Unless you're trying to tell me that WASN'T her arse.

Trevor, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

All I remember is some naked woman half-heartedly banging on a bedroom door. I'm very glad that's all I remember.

David Raposa, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

It was not her arse, Trevor. Sorry to say. Britt was on TV recently talking about it - she agreed to topless and nothing else - once those shots were done she'd hop in her limo and back to her hotel to thaw out. Then they got a body double and put a blonde wig on her...

Will, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Stone the crows, I never knew that. Next thing you'll be telling me they used a corn dolly for the wicker man!

Trevor, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The thing is, you think it's a REALLY bad film, but then there's that final scene which puts the past 90-or so minutes into perspective and it is really unsettling. It gave me really strange dreams.

Will, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

No, those weren't her arse cheeks... but those were her breastsises. So. Two outta four ain't bad.
Hurry, hurry the Digital Disc edition. I missed it on New Years Eve. What a stoopid time to show it.

DavidM, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Saw it years ago and thought it was really spooky. The end = total classic.

Omar, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yes, the mundaneness of the bulk of the film is what provides the ending's impact. The viewer is made to share the victim's overwhelming sense of "NO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!".

Trevor, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I wuv the Wicker Man. Director's cut NOW you fuX0rs!

DG, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

DG is OTM. The original butchery was a travesty. 20 mins just lopped off!

Will, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

What was lopped off? Britt's buttocks??

Trevor, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

No, Trev, the butt of Britt is safe. They had to sell the film to distributors somehow! Lord Summerisle's soliloquies on his own faith are the main victims, as is the Maypole scene, I think.

Will, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

in the book i have on WM it says that the actually film w/director's cut on it ended up in the hammersmith flyover (or equiv).

mark s, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I saw five minutes of it, it looked like some strange combination of all creatures great and small and the good life.

james, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

fantastic film all the way through. classic! missed the director's cut which was on tv over Xmas, but i think i've seen it before then, since i remember the maypole etc

michael, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Classic! One of the v. best English horror films evah, along w/ 'Witchfinder General'. I always find the sight of C. Lee in a dress and wig inexplicably haunting/spooky (see also Anthony Perkins at the end of 'Psycho'.) And I don't think it's a crappy movie before the ending - Lindsay Kemp is wonderful, the scenes at the school are truly creepy, and the whole 'pagan' flavah is a uniquely 'English' kind of terror, a clash between competing 'ways of praying'.

A few years back on 'Moviedrome' they presented a SLIGHTLY more complete cut than the norm - helped to establish the urgent and key fact that Woodward is a virgin, and hence ripe for the pyre.

Andrew L, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I don't think it's a patch on thee orig b/w "Night of the Demon" Now that is scary

Norman Phay, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

never got it. watched it again recently. it doesn't do it for me, and i know a lot of people who swear it's a towering work of hyowg cultural importance, which makes me feel left out.

Alan at home, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"HYOWG"?

Norman Phay, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Wasn't the "director's cut" just released on DVD?

Sean, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yes. And in late-breaking news, Hammersmith Flyover just fell over.

But I have a big book all abt Wicker Man which insists that much of the original footage was irretrievably sold as clinker.

mark s, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Classic for me, it has the same smouldering strangeness as Picnic at Hanging Rock. And that's my favourite having-sex-through-the-wall scene ever.

K-reg, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I fear it's probably "Inglesfield to thread" time ...

Robin Carmody, Friday, 4 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

... but he's not here!

Robin Carmody, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

As far as I know there is no definitive directors cut as Mark S sez, much of the original footaqge was junked. I like the Wicker Man as an exercise in building weirdness, but I don't find pagans very scary.

WHo would say - "I'm only doing tit shots, no arse". Its like bolting the stable door after the horse has left.

Pete, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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WHo would say - "I'm only doing tit shots, no arse".

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Wondered about that myself. ;) Anyway I thought that stick your head through the circle of swords moment was pretty scary at the time.

Omar, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...
I watched this last night on Irish TV, was very impressed. Didn't think it was boring at any stage, eerie all the way through and increasingly so towards the end. The finale is pretty terrifying, I don't think I've seen any films which can match it. The scene where he's being anointed and putting on the white robe holding his hands out is particularly frightening, removal of his own freedom kind of hits home at this point but you're still thinking there's some small chance he might escape. Yeah I thought it was fantastic, I watched it having read an article about it a few months back. I half expected to be disappointed but it was as good as I'd read and then some.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 10:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

''A few years back on 'Moviedrome' they presented a SLIGHTLY more complete cut than the norm - helped to establish the urgent and key fact that Woodward is a virgin, and hence ripe for the pyre.''

ah, that's a good one. not all 'longer cuts' are a waste of time then.

I really like this movie. but i never for one second thought he would escape.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 10:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

............

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

*shrugs* *winky face* etc etc

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 10:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hmmm... I'm so divided on this film. Classic cos it's mentalist, dud because it's mentalist. I exchanged the DVD for the extended Lord Of The Rings set just yesterday.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

in the book i have on it, it claims that the tapes for the complete uncut version ended up as landfill (or in a concrete stanchion holding up the westway, or similar): ie that they were irrecoverable, as a result of debts the studio had to pay

is this no longer considered to be the case?

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

The west made way.

Seeing as we're on a repeating ourselves tip, I was born on the day Sgt Howie died. I found The Wicker Man second only to Alien in my 'films that were supposed to be scary but weren't at all' list.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh haha yes, well, this time i wz being faux-self-deprecating and asking it as a question so :P

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

A tad overrated I feel. The Britt Ekland wall-banging, arse-slapping scene (together with Woodward's sweaty reaction) is somewhat risible, but there's no denying that the climax is utterly horrifying no matter how many times you watch the film, made more so by the deliberate slow pacing leading up to it. Only the incongruity of some 70's wah-wah music at the end (clashes with the corn dolls and barley rigs folk ditties heard throughout) has dated it really. Oh, and I think Diane Cilento is excellent too.

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

The DVD version IS the director's cut in mono on disc one, with the normal version in stereo or 5.1 (I forget) on disc 2.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 16 January 2003 09:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ben do you mean the cave chase music? In the most recent CD of the soundtrack, which does not include it (although the 1998 release did) Gary Carpenter dismisses that music as "undoubtedly a mistake".

Actually (and I've probably mentioned this somewhere before) the 1956 BTF film "The Land of Robert Burns" includes this ridiculously prettified, rosy-cheeked arrangement of the Corn Riggs song, played over scenes of Everyone Together Bringing In The Harvest. Not until I saw *that* did the version in the Wicker Man *really* chill me to the bone. But oh it does now, just knowing that context ...

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 January 2003 11:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, I do mean the cave chase music where Howie is "rescuing" Rowan. It just seems totally out of sync with the rest of the film. A definite lapse in judgement.

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Thursday, 16 January 2003 11:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

know something ? the maypole, morris dancing and all things old english always used to freak me out and i could never work out why.
then i saw the wicker man, and it was all validated.
just the opening with 'corn riggs' scared the sh*t out of me.
when i went to see it at the cornerhouse in manchester
a few years ago it was
unfortunately in an audience that had a smattering of those kind of
people who go to see old movies to sneerily
laugh out loud at things that look dated in a knowing chuckily
way that makes me want to hit them hard thus destroying the tension/
atmosphere for 'wicker' virgins.

piscesboy, Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't do this normally but The Wicker Man is a bit Carry On. Well, OK, more Hammer House of Horror.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
I saw this yesterday. I enjoyed it - and I especially loved the fact that the cop was a full-on proper Christian, not just a good guy who's a bit uptight. It made it a much braver movie, I thought.

Sam (chirombo), Monday, 24 February 2003 11:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

No one told me it was going to be a musical.

The sex through the wall scene, the scene where they cut off a random person's head but he/she survives because it is a costume head, and the part where everyone sings about bedding the pub-owner's daughter right there in front of her in the pub are classic. Otherwise, I thought it was kind of silly.

The cop being Christian is interesting because he only appeals to his executors on the grounds that he is a Christian and that they are silly heathens. He never even brought up reasons not to kill him like "other cops will come to the island and arrest the lot of you," etc. Then instead of struggling towards the end he just starts to pray. I dunno. Maybe its just a cultural misunderstanding, but he seemed like a WILLING martyr in a lot of ways.

I didn't have much sympathy with any of the characters, and I wasn't all that surprised with anything that happened, so as a "scary" film It was a dud for me.

Overall neither C nor D (or a little of both).

Ryan McKay (Ryan McKay), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 03:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

two months pass...
I just watched it; I thought it was so great. But it wasn't really what I was expecting: seemed more like a mystery movie than a horror one. My coworker lent me the DVD which did this weird pause-y slo-mo thing that got increasinly pronounced just at the best parts. I was annoyed. If you're going to lend me a DVD, you could at least do me the favor of lending me one in working condition.

Mary (Mary), Sunday, 18 May 2003 06:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just bought the DVD. It's a double, with original version on one disk and director's cut on the other. I really like how this film fails to allow a 'doxic reassertion'. In other words, it leads us into a strange parallel world but fails to crush it and allow normality to reassert itself at the end. The white male hero dies. It's like seeing James Bond lured into Goldfingerland then fed to the pirahnas. The thing is, we are left with a refreshed feeling at the end. We actually want a return to 'the old religion' with its fabulous folk music, maypole dances, fertility rites, carnival. All this is well-researched, and it's latent in our culture. It's hidden in stuff we call 'Christmas' and 'carnival' and 'festival' and 'superstition'. It's even there in the other DVD I got this week, The Fall's 'Perverted By Language Bis'.

There's a nice blogstrapolation from The Wicker Man called Orwell on Summerisle. I'd like to see something similar with Mark E. Smith visiting the pagan isle.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 18 May 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it in Harry Potter, Momus?

Venga, Sunday, 18 May 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

My dad was lucky enough to see it at the cinema. It's one of my favourite films for the reasons Momus states. And the soundtrack is a big, big influence. The more structurally similar films get the better it seems when you go back to it.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 18 May 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

The soundtrack is great. I've always really loved this movie, even when I was very young and it creeped my shit right out.

slutsky (slutsky), Sunday, 18 May 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

apologies for the unpleasant turn of phrase.

slutsky (slutsky), Sunday, 18 May 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Taht's a grebt phrase!

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 19 May 2003 08:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

M3 to thread.

Alex K (Alex K), Monday, 19 May 2003 08:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Duderooni i thought
even though i had to buy the video

interesting ingredients but the least threatening horror film i have ever seen.

and edward woodward - "the tranquilizer" more like.

arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Monday, 19 May 2003 10:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...
I saw this for the first time yesterday, and yes, rest of thread OTM. I thought it was pretty rubbish through most of it, and it was only the last 10 minutes that made it good; the realisation of what the islanders have been up to is a real OMG WTF!?! moment. The film also successfully reminded me how spooky masks are - the bit with the kids looking over the wall whilst the policeman tries to start his plane freaked me out big style.

The weird thing for me was the last scene where the islanders are singing a folk song while the fire burns. The song is track 1 on Richard Thompsons album "1000 Years of Popular Music", where he sings old songs and new songs just by himself. NO doubt Thompson has seen the Wicker Man, but as a hardline Muslim, he would know that he opens the album with a pagan (or in this context, decidly anti-Christian) ditty. Or am I just reading to much into this?

Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 10 January 2005 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a little bit too hyped in my opinion although I do enjoy it when it's on. I really like the songs as well.
I like to think of it as Glasonbury - The Movie

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Summer is a-coming in, sing cuckoo sing? It's Middle English, I think.

Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:49 (nineteen years ago) link

The maypole song, however that goes. I can't remember due to a ruck of Elvis tunes still lingering in my head from last night.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

"Sumer is Icumen In", that's the one. I've no idea what the song is about (it's from the 13th century, apparently) , I'm just interested in the way it relates. IN the film it's set-up as almost an anti-Christian song (in contrast to the hymn that the policeman is singing at the same time) and I'm intreguied that a Muslim folk singer would pick a song that's now heavy on anti-Christian symbolism to sing on what is essentially a secular album.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

It was found on the walls of Reading Abbey, and is the oldest verifiable song/tune ever...

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I missed it on New Years Eve. What a stoopid time to show it.

-- DavidM (i...) (webmail), January 4th, 2002 1:00 AM. (link)

wtf they showed it on NYE in 2001 and NYE 2004 as well? Why on earth? I mean, once is quite outré, but twice? That's just baiting.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 10 January 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link

If I hadn't been raised to find pagan imagery frightening, this movie would have been a total comic delight. The lead character was such an asshat that I couldn't wait for him to pay. I wasn't shocked by the end, in part because I knew there was a twist (if not what the twist specifically was) and because the dude kept running around and shaming people without realizing he was totally at their mercy. Plus he lost my sympathy when he ignored the horny Britt Eklund [/calum].

miccio (miccio), Monday, 10 January 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...
I watched and enjoyed this over the weekend, especially how the protagonist is so unsympathetic throughout most of the movie, and then he DIES. The ending is great. This was the dvd with the short cut btw, although it's got a documentary with bits of the cut footage on it.

Apparently the original director is doing a remake, with NICHOLAS CAGE (argh) in the lead.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Cage???
What, he's some evangelical FBI guy who investigates Burning Man?

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I love this film. It's the only horror movie you can enjoy whilst nursing a hangover - so so chilled out.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Genre: Horror / Drama
Status: To Be Advised
Director: Neil LaBute
Screenwriter: Neil LaBute
Distributor: Universal

Cast:
Nicolas Cage
Christopher Lee
Sean Austin

Synopsis: Nicolas Cage will star in the remake of The Wicker Man, a groundbreaking thriller released in 1973. The story follows a Scottish police officer investigating the disappearance of a child. He finds himself in a pagan land where human sacrifice is still practiced. Neil LaBute will direct from his own adaptation. Cage lends a production hand at Saturn Films with partners Norm Golightly and Joanne Sellar.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

At least it's not Keanu.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I love the wicker man music.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

what a stupid idea remaking this is. god people can be stupid sometimes. stupid stupid. (unless it's awesome)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I never saw it mentioned upthread (if it's there, sorry), but Britt Ekland was pregnant and that's why she didn't do the arse scenes and needed a body double.

Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Everytime I read about Cage in a remake, I die a little.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

classic.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 9 June 2005 09:11 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
I watched this today and I think I just didn't get it, because I didn't like it at all.

It was interesting and fine and everything, but the protagonist was SO unlikeable that I really just didn't give a shit that he died. And when it's him vs. Christopher Lee, I mean who am I supposed to be cheering for? Chris Lee needs to be eating puppies or some shit before I stop rooting for him.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 30 July 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Christopher Lee is one actor from whom I'd tolerate puppy eating.

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Sunday, 30 July 2006 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

It's deliberately ambiguous. Adherants of The Old Ways are presented as being a lot happier and healthier than stuffy old christians in a lot of ways.

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chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Sunday, 30 July 2006 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Classic by theway. I love how it's mostly shot in daylight with a bright pallette and the music is all terribly jolly, but it still manages to be creepy as fuck. That's good directing.

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Sunday, 30 July 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah i think it's kinda cool how unlikeable the protag is

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 30 July 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

It didn't seem ambiguous at all to me, though. They seemed to be absolutely happier/better off, and yeah they killed him, but he was also a major prick. I am starting to think there may actually be something wrong with ME for not being disturbed that he was killed though, lol.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 30 July 2006 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link

It wasn't just him being a total prick, it was how stupidly he walked into the trap.

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, you would think he would've been like "okay there is definitely some town-wide conspiracy, time to get backup" when they said they didn't know the girl but they did, or when they said she had died but there was no proof she had...

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 31 July 2006 00:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought he was a prick up till the end too, but it's his sheer panic and desparation in the final scene which makes me empathise with him completley. I think throughout he had a naive asumption that his faith would somehow make him invulnerable, which makes his final repeated evocations of god all the more pitiable.

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Monday, 31 July 2006 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link

faith in humanity vs. faith in god

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I see the movie more as an endorsement of relativism, but in any case that's the real horror of the film.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 31 July 2006 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

WOW GUYS THE REMAKE OF THIS

A++++++ BAD

homosexual II, Friday, 19 December 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

notthebees.gif

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 19 December 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Island of Dr Moreau levels of wtf bad or just bad?

Neil S, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I've managed to make it this far without ever seeing Moreau, but I can attest that Wicker Man remake is spectacularly bad. Even for Cage.

from Wikipedia: "Today it has a significant cult following as an unintentional comedy, with several scenes on YouTube boasting Cage brutalizing various women throughout and terrorizing children, a fan-made comedy trailer of the film, and more"

Moreau is worth watching (or just youtubing) for the scene in which Brando, dressed in a mu mu, is accompanied on the piano by his mini-me. Truly mind boggling.

Neil S, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah cage punches a ton of chicks in this

the "not the bees" was genius

homosexual II, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

If you liked this, you MUST watch Moreau.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah cage running around in a BEAR SUIT btw punching and roundhouse kicking ladies -- i feel the bear suit is a pretty important part of this.

honestly the first 1,000,000 minutes of this movie are not worthwhile, they are straight-up regular "ugh i can't keep this up" bad but that last half hour/45 minutes is really wow.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I think if you are a staring-out neofolk band, you are given a contract stipulating you have to cover "Willow's Song" (aka "naked girl pounding wall song").

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 19 December 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

This based on my husband having like 30 versions of the thing on his computer.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 19 December 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

This pretty much covers it:

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link

First minute confirms this was a Labute film.

Eric H., Friday, 19 December 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah all the chick-punching confirms its a labute film

homosexual II, Friday, 19 December 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

is lakeview terrace on dvd yet? god i'm pissed i missed that in theaters. Ebert gave it four stars!!!

da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link

REALLY important to make sure you're watching the unrated side of the wicker man dvd. I wasn't paying attention first time I watched it and was like "where's the bee mask?" People who saw this in the theater didn't see the bees, think about that.

da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link

is there any strained oscarbait about black and white race relations that ebert didnt give 4 stars to?

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

id watch it just for kerry washington regardless

Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

ebert only gave bulworth three and a half stars. why do people like him again?

da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

ebert's always been a sucker for oscar bait but since his health probs he's gone on a 4-star-givin'-out rampage

You go, Squirrel TM (latebloomer), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

"Take your stee-upid mask."

skygreenleopard, Saturday, 20 December 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

this is not ilm but whatever

http://www.juno.co.uk/products/328458-01.htm

ǝɟɟɐzǝɟ (☪), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

having been the only person to have seen the remake and not the original I say I like the remake on the frustrating concept that this movie was based on. I mean it still pisses me off that the good guy loses. Had it been a movie in which I liked the bad guys than maybe it would be different.

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

NOTTHEBEESNOTTHEBEESNOTTHEBEESAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i think he would have outright died at the bee scene if he was allergic...

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link

spoiler - in the criterion edition of The Wicker Man, there is an extra ending in which nicholas cage falls out of the burning wicker man as it collapses and he rolls through the embers 'til he lay handcuffed in a patch of mud. Then a swarm on little blond girls come over with pointed sticks, and kick and jab the shit out of him.. then and only then, he almost dies. They tie him up in the woods for the real bear to come eat him. The end.

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait, there's a Criterion edition of the remake? What? Why?

Nate Carson, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link

captainlorax you should watch the original, woodward resists the seductions of the island but youll be lured into their ecstatic, creepy, orgiastic ways. 'pure anti-puritanism'. i would have been more conflicted if woodward had a bearsuit. is there a christopher lee character in the remake?

ogmor, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

the original of this is dope. loved lord summerisle he has some amazing lines like 'shock is always easier to take with knees bent'

tho why o why is everything a trilogy now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboys_for_Christ

dude is 70 already so wouldnt be surprised if the movie never happens

johnny crunch, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't know there was a trilogy but maybe one of the books has an ending where I don't have to yell 'FUCCCCCCKKKK' lol
I would like to see that movie happen and I would watch it just for the ending even if the rest was crap. I want to know that a Wickerman movie can have a different kind of ending.

btw I don't know what everyone's problem with nicholas cage is.. is it because all he does is typecast roles? but lots of his movies are good.
he reminds of bruce willis but I think bruce is much more annoying as a typecast character. (I saw adaptation the other night and thought is was good)

Mulvaney, Friday, 1 May 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one. There was senseless nudity and singing. The main character guy was way less emotional than Nicholas Cage so I didn't really get into him as a character. Obviously the end wasn't as gratifying because I already new what was going to happen. It wasn't any better or worse of a film and I would to see a sequel in which the Sargent character slaughters everyone on summer isle and then a sun god smushes him with his finger (or something cooler) because the crazy blasphemous pagans turn out to be correct. Actually I just want to the some of the people on summer isle slaughtered.

goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Sunday, 24 May 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link

It blows my fucking mind how many neofolk bands have covered 'Willow's Song'(one, hilariously, under the name 'Wicker Man Song'). Personally I think I wld prefer the "TAKE THE FIRE INSIDE YOU WATCH THE BABY GROW" song or 'Barley Rigs' but honestly that is bcz they bring me more glee and the lols factor is a notable factor.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn rigs and BARLEY rigs

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Lord help the world when I am drunk and reminded of the Wicker Man soundtrack, everyone at the party gets informed about the corn & barley rigs & how I've often walked the (???) alone among the fields of barley.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

(Tho lately I am more into singing The Nomi Song, poorly.)

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

The main character guy was way less emotional than Nicholas Cage so I didn't really get into him as a character

Really, you don't get emoting from Ted Woodward.

Matt #2, Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

You get a lot of wooden disgust, which is AWESOME. He just walks around being stiffly appalled.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

^

this movie rules

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

If you don't like this movie, you can't be my friend. End of.

Wasn't there some terrible indie band that covered the soundtrack in its entirety?

Germanic Street Preachers (Masonic Boom), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

And from that seed there grew....a chiiiiiiiiiiiild!

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I found this movie at a thrift store along with APE and BAD TASTE and it knocks those other two straight out of the water.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one.
So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one.
So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one.
So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one.
So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one.
So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one.
So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one. So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one.
So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one.
So I saw the original Wicker Man the other night. It really wasn't any better or worse than the Nicholas Cage one.

nu hollywood (Eric H.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ very rong

Wasn't there some terrible indie band that covered the soundtrack in its entirety?
i think you're thinking of valerie and her week of wonders. another great soundtrack, but totally different.

i love the wicker man ardently and shamelessly
i even taught myself to the fire leap song on the recorder (it's really easy, but still)

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

BTW, the only reason I rented this movie was because of this thread.
Maybe yall's views on the original Wicker Man would be different too if you saw it second to the remake.
The music was good. I liked the movie but it could have been stretched out to put in more creepy scenes at least.
The concept is always awesome. I love the ending. Reminded me of Jesus Camp.

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

wait wait are you saying you got into nicolas cage as a character?

da croupier, Monday, 25 May 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link

more so than edward, but no. he was great in adaptation btw

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Maybe yall's views on the original Wicker Man would be different too if you saw it second to the remake.

If I saw the Wicker Man remake and then got syphilis, I would totally be all "Up With Syphilis!"

Slowly Rotating Black Man (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 25 May 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't understand your metaphor. The Wicker Man has syphilis?

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

never seen this film and have no interest in it because it always seemed v bad and hammy and old and british

conrad, Monday, 25 May 2009 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link

nah dude it's good and hammy and old and british!

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Scottish more specifically, makes it 10x cooler

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link

british I think and lame

conrad, Monday, 25 May 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

you are not very rad, con

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

2 disc DVD's amazing. of the original obv.

has cage ever apologised in an interview or explained himself? man what HAPPENED to this guy?

piscesx, Monday, 25 May 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link

cage is the one man who never needs to apologize for anything

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

it's like asking a cactus to sing

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link

ok, maybe it's like asking a Mycetozoa to knit a dinosaur

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link

take that, google

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link

i feel like some threads are just one sockpuppetmaster talking to himself

s1ocki, Monday, 25 May 2009 05:13 (fifteen years ago) link

laaaaaame

conrad, Monday, 25 May 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Sometimes I think it's like, we're all God's sock puppets. Then I sigh and put down the bong.

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 05:46 (fifteen years ago) link

The main character guy was way less emotional than Nicholas Cage so I didn't really get into him as a character

Really, you don't get emoting from Ted Woodward.

― Matt #2, Sunday, May 24, 2009 Bookmark

Woodward plays it as a repressed copper, which I think is what the poster means

(not seen the remake)

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 May 2009 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link

You watch me knit a dinosaur, latebloomer...you just WATCH me!

a Mycetozoa, Monday, 25 May 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha that was me, Abbott, don't worry! I would TOTALLY knit a dinosaur, tho...just you wait!

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Monday, 25 May 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

:D

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://issuu.com/soundofdrowning/docs/muppetwickerman

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i just came here to post that! i squealed like a child when i saw it.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh my god!

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Thank you for this, Ward.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

never has there been a better role for miss piggy!

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

ha, i was coming here to post this

requiem for crunk (kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Woah - official sequel, to the original:

http://io9.com/5636915/new-wicker-man-sequel-will-help-you-forget-nic-cages-infamous-bee+gargle

Who can forget the gargling bee-filled gasps of Nic Cage's Wicker Man remake? But this new sequel, The Wicker Tree, written and directed by the original film-maker Robin Hardy and starring original leading man Christopher Lee, might help us heal.

Here's the official synopsis — nothing says fry me up pagans like a couple of unsuspecting missionaries!

Young Christians Beth and Steve, a gospel singer and her cowboy boyfriend, leave Texas to preach door-to-door in Scotland . When, after initial abuse, they are welcomed with joy and elation to Tressock, the border fiefdom of Sir Lachlan Morrison, they assume their hosts simply want to hear more about Jesus. How innocent and wrong they are.

Shock and Awe High School (Phil D.), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link

FINALLY
better title the Jesus Cowboys or whatever they were calling it before

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously? i CANNOT WAIT for this to come out.

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbsa2t0kuB1qe0eclo1_500.gif

Neil S, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

One of my favourite films. Watched "Blood On Satans Claw" after Mark Gatiss mentioned it on his horror retrospective as a similar film, but it wasn't a patch on the Wicker Man.

The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, not nearly as good, nor is the OST-- but even so, the sdtk is still pretty damn good.

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i often imagine an alternative universe with loads of really rough chavs stretching each other out off their tits on e to "corn rigs" as the last tune of the night...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i understand "off their tits" but what does this mean stretching each other out (honest q)

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes when people are high on e (and have zero self respect, or are say, 18) they do various bodily stretches which basically make you get a crazy headrush and feel like you are about to have a happiness heart attack. they can be surprisingly complex and detailed. a bit like with all drugs i guess when you're v young, someone always has some "pro tip" for what to do while high.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Lord Summerisle is definitely assuming a raving posture in that pic.

Sméagol-Eye Cherry (NickB), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, I have seriously never heard of that. Learned sthg today.

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

NO NOT THE BEES THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!
AAAAGGGHHAHHH!
ARAGUIAHISUFHSDAOFUISOUIDAOIAAA!!

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

new making-of book out this year
http://blog.booklistonline.com/2010/12/10/reading-the-screen-the-wicker-man/

can't wait to read it

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 10 December 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess i should have read to the bottom before i posted this -- apparently it's a reprint/reissue/republish w/e but i am still excited because i cling to scraps

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 10 December 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm sure you know this, but that review has it wrong - it IS possible to see the longer version of the wicker man, or near as dammit, on the region 2 dvd, which also includes a p entertaining commentary w mark kermode, robin hardy, edward woodward and christopher lee, who is hilariously pompous throughout

Ward Fowler, Friday, 10 December 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i do have a longer version of the movie but i don't know if i have that one -- i have the special edition in the little wooden box that comes with the released version and an extended version with shitty looking unremastered "lost scenes" (slugs), but i don't know if it has commentary. honestly i don't listen to commentaries all that often.

have you read the book? clearly i haven't.

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 10 December 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i barely read that blog post tbh
i just saw the words new and wicker man and book and posted like a moran

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 10 December 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

that extended version you have does sound like the same one on the region 2 dvd: yeah, it is a shame abt the quality of the restored footage, but it's pretty important to have all that stuff BEFORE the copper gets to the island (establishing he's a virgin etc.) haven't read the bk, no. a cpl of years ago there was a pretty gd doc abt movie locations in britain, and kermode went back to some of the wicker man locations w edward woodward - they haven't really changed at all, and lots of the locals still remember the shoot. i've lived in scotland for the last few years and im pretty ashamed that i've haven't made a similar pilgrimage (my excuse is that i'm a non-driver and a lot of these places are p remote)

Ward Fowler, Friday, 10 December 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes -- those scenes are totally important and without them, things don't really make sense. The parts of the Wicker Man book (the actual book, not the making-of book) add more to the backstory of Howie and his girlfriend. Yeah, he had a girlfriend!

I have made that pilgrimage, if you can believe it. I stayed in the Ellangowan, went up to the cliff, and found the feet and everything.

Looky:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/350665831_16291dbb35.jpg

I have another one of me sitting at the bar too.

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 10 December 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

That was mere months after someone chopped off what remained of the legs -- there was actually a lot more left before we got there.

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 10 December 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

v v cool! making a similar trip top of my 2011 resolutions...

Ward Fowler, Friday, 10 December 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The soundtrack is amazing, I can't say it enough. I know Magnet were responsible for "Corn Rigs", but what about the rest? We should poll the soundtrack really.

What are you doing here? (dog latin), Friday, 10 December 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

how could i pick? if i had to, though, festival/mirie it is processional medley
it's one of my favorite songs of all time and i have yet to find anything that genuinely sounds like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG-0s5BnO-0

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 10 December 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

most of the s/t was by a geezer called paul giovanni - i think you can see him onscreen in some of the pub singsong scenes

Ward Fowler, Friday, 10 December 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

he's the guy singing "gently johnny"

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 10 December 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

the guy who played the fiddle (most notably in the maypole scene) had a funny blog somewhere -- i think it was purple -- i had it bookmarked for a while but that was a long time ago

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 10 December 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah, I think I know who you mean. A guy with big hair. My favourite is Gently Johnny.

What are you doing here? (dog latin), Friday, 10 December 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Also need a best characters poll. My vote is for the massive avuncular beardpeado with the dragon costume.

What are you doing here? (dog latin), Friday, 10 December 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

While we're at it, RIP Ingrid Pitt.

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Friday, 10 December 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Look what I got for Christmas!

(pardon the reflection of my kitchen window)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5169/5290220171_fb8fa7b7d6.jpg

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Sunday, 26 December 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

aaaahhhh

kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 26 December 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

don't be jealous

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Sunday, 26 December 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

wicker tree trailer!!
gonna admit that i am pretty psyched and super glad they changed the title from jesus cowboys or w/e
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/23360

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

"i'm one queen of the may that no one is EVER gonna forget" in that accent omg

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Personally I'm dubious, but more than willing to be proven wrong.

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

also nudity and weird man-birth and pagan people clapping for what i can only guess is an imminent human sacrifice
YES
question: will there be songs, will those songs be awesome?

i know that this might be terrible, but i am ready to like it regardless (unless it is as terrible as, say, fear dot com, which is probably the worst movie ever)

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

wow they got christopher lee too. the og wicker man is srsly awesome i can watch that over and over

am0n, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

lee prolly working w/o pay just like he did on the original

omg @ framed summerisle 1972

it made me wish batman had written an article on mfas (Edward III), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

six months pass...

I got the paperback version of Allan Brown's Wicker Man book for my birthday yesterday, pretty psyched about reading it. I skimmed the photos/captions/addenda and it looks to be pretty funny and full of new (to me) info.

Has anyone read the Christopher Lee bio Tall, Dark, and Gruesome?

i drive a wood paneled station dragon (La Lechera), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Ooh, I think that's the book I have. (The Allan Brown book, not the Christopher Lee one.)

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I read Tall Dark and Gruesome many many years ago - my memory is that it is rather too full of family anecdotage and not enuff Hammer, Amicus, Wicker Man etc etc chitchat. There is a revised version called (in the uk at least) Lord of Misrule, w a heavier emphasis on lotr, geo lucas etc.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

JAN. 27 release date!!!

trailer on hulu http://www.hulu.com/watch/307162/the-wicker-tree

Got Tall Dark and Gruesome for Christmas this year btw.

La Lechera, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

ACCEPT OUR SACRIFICE, THAT WE MAY BE FRUITFUL
ONCE AGAIN!

if nothing else, costuming for this movie looks ~excellent~

La Lechera, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

hey La Lechera, come and see this with us:

http://www.nationaltheatrescotland.com/content/default.asp?page=home_AnAppointmentWithTheWickerMan

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

oh, if only i could! one question: what does am-dram mean?
On a remote Scottish island, the Loch Parry Theatre Players mount their am-dram version of The Wicker Man.

i feel like i need to organize an outing to see this movie when it comes out in chicago

La Lechera, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

am-dram = amateur dramatics (ie a non-professional theatre group)

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Oh wow I would love to see that!

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

ha, i thought it was a scottish variant of humdrum or something
good to know!

La Lechera, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

it does look okay except the music in that trailer is very incongruous.

i mean, not just because the original soundtrack is one of the greatest things ever.

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

it's also really different from the first trailer with the man-birthing and obvious texans
this is gonna totally tank in the US

La Lechera, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

this is destined to be on netflix instant view within a month of its release...which is fine by me. Looking forward to seeing it even though I have some reservations.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

WICKER TREE opens THIS WEEKEND

fyi

La Lechera, Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

A peer LOVED this, but her tastes are extremely suspect. Still...a little stoked I guess?

Simon H., Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

I can imagine exactly how bad this will be and I'm still pretty eager!

Frobisher (Viceroy), Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

Totally psyched, hope it comes to Chicago soon because apparently tomorrow is not the day :(

La Lechera, Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

The local arthouse place was advertising it for 1/27 here, but now they aren't... delayed perhaps?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 26 January 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

Congratulations, El Paso! http://www.thewickertreemovie.com/showtimes.html

Try again later, Chicago. :(

I'm totally psyched about seeing this but bummed that I can't be in the first round. (Not so bummed that I would drive to Cincinnati, but I did briefly consider it.)

La Lechera, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

El Paso and Plano? What?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha why did I think that was Plano, Illinois for half a second before coming to my senses? I was about to say, La Lechera, Plano is a much closer drive than Cincinnati.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

The movie does have Texans in it, though. Maybe that's why. Cowboys for Christ, etc.

La Lechera, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

THAT IS CLEARLY THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXCUSE!

La Lechera, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

Naked Butted norse woman hits wall in sex-anguish - the end is a twist that makes you feel like "am I happy about this? I dont know" overall I feel somewhat sad about the grain-worshipping smelly folk of that island

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

If they had shown it in Austin, people would have actually gone to see it though!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

she was naked all over iirc

La Lechera, Friday, 27 January 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

has this been noted?
Nic Cage wants to play ghost in Wicker Man sequel set in Japan
http://www.avclub.com/toronto/articles/nic-cage-wants-to-play-ghost-in-wicker-man-sequel,68416/

tylerw, Friday, 27 January 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck yes!! Nic Cage should really, at this point, just set up his own production company and stop waiting for crazy projects to come to him. I bet he has the money to produce a few (insanely crackpot) films.

Frobisher (Viceroy), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty sure he has negative money!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

That's the kind you need to make bad movies, rite?

Frobisher (Viceroy), Friday, 27 January 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe he's got no cash, but I think he has plenty of HOLLYWOOD CAPITAL.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 28 January 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

No shortage of bad ideas, either.

La Lechera, Saturday, 28 January 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

On the other hand, nobody in Austin has ever commented on my Summerisle t-shirt. Maybe El Paso is crazy for the Wicker Man?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

What kind of cretins are you living with there? Nobody?
Savagery!

La Lechera, Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

I love this movie (the original obv). gotta say though after cop-guy's smug "Haven't you all ever heard of Jesus?" screeds, I was happy as hell when they sacrificed his witnessing ass.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit Spoi--ahh hell who the hell didn't know that's how it ends.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

Lots of people!

I'm genuinely bummed that I can't see the Wicker Tree this weekend. There's nowhere to see it within a 6 hr radius though and that's a lot of gas money and mileage ;_;

La Lechera, Saturday, 28 January 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

I know! I used to live only an hour away from El Paso, too! Argh!

Frobisher (Viceroy), Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

Driving ten hours to El Paso is more realistic than the idea of driving 5 hours to Plano.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 29 January 2012 07:00 (twelve years ago) link

It'll probably get a wider release next weekend, I think? Right?

RIGHT?!!?

La Lechera, Sunday, 29 January 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

I woul dlike the sequel to be "The Wicker Chair Set"

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Bad news! Things don't look good for wider distribution/screening in small towns like Chicago ;_;

Good news: out on DVD in April.

*sigh*

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH1VdD-nAc0

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

Brilliant.

A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

That was posted upthread iirc? It was awesome then too.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

Oh probably, I was just too lazy to check.

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

Still haven't seen this :(
Considered preordering the dvd but it felt wrong. Holding out for something at the Music Box or similar venue. Stoically.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Monday, 13 February 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

me either! I think I'm going to scour the usual places to see it. It's not piracy if a movie has like no distribution, rite?

#1 Inspector Spacetime Fanboy (Viceroy), Monday, 13 February 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

I mean morally, obv. the MPAA thinks it is.

#1 Inspector Spacetime Fanboy (Viceroy), Monday, 13 February 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

Well, I've given up. So be it.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

web site doesn't list screening cities anymore, just links to amazon for dvd/blu-ray pre-orders. oh well.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

apparently this was screened in january here in austin!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

you should ask all three people who went to the screening who paid them not to tell anyone else about it
geez

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

To be fair, I'm not super plugged in to local events. One downside of never going anywhere without a book to read is you never pick up the local alt weekly and find out about stuff.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

* still haven't seen Wicker Tree :(

* did see Whiskey Galore, which has a similar premise of "remote Scottish island experiences drought" only this time, it's a whiskey drought! there aren't songs a la wicker man, but there IS a great dancing scene when one of the main characters sneaks away from his protective religious mother and gets married to a local girl. it's on netflix! really surprisingly entertaining, the whole movie. i liked it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-rkvIEERSA

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

ooh, how does it compare to "I Know Where I'm Going!"?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure because I haven't seen it, but I would guess that it's funnier -- Whiskey Galore was pretty funny! Do I need to see I Know Where I'm Going? The synopsis sounds intriguing because of curses and islands and whatnot.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

If you've seen any Powell/Pressburger films from the time, it's got this calmness that makes it feel like they filmed it almost accidentally, and then you get these bursts of jazzy back-and-forth dialog... I like it a lot! I am going to watch Whisky Galore, which almost looks like its twin.

I Know Where I'm Going! used to be on Netflix, but it isn't anymore.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Well, Wicker Tree is out on DVD now. Still haven't seen it, but I guess I will sooner or later. Today would have been a nice time if I had planned ahead. WHOOPS.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

On May Day! Inspired timing.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Lm4wirsl4

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

Ian Cutler, fiddler on that tune
http://www.iancutler.com/Pictures/ianfront1.gif

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

I purchased a copy of The Wicker Tree for my library because I am a bad librarian. (I also bought a copy of the original Wicker Man at the same time).

deploying a sewer otter unit (askance johnson), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

what a terrible awful librarian you are

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/13891-21276.gif

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

I think next year is the 40th anniversary?

I really wanted to have a maypole in town this year. And maybe a burning.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

General Strike Action and Burning of Criminals

bit.ly sno cone maker (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

Well, I've finally seen it.

Pretty good! The music is nothing to write home about (in fact, the soundtracked/incidental music was really distracting) but there was notable plot development from the original, and lots of natural boobs (the Willow character, Lolly, was charming even if she wasn't Britt Eckland). I'll spare anyone who hasn't seen it further commentary.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Sunday, 6 May 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Has no one else seen The Wicker Tree yet?!

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

nah, waiting until it is v v cheap on amazong

la lechera, have you ever seen the fantasist, robin hardy's 'other' film?

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

I have not. Should I?

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

Looks like it's only available on VHS?

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

there was a region 2 dvd, also

i haven't seen it for many many years - my memory is that it was a fairly ordinary psycho thriller, but it may have 'aged' well, i dunno

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

I bought The Wicker Tree DVD, but I haven't watched it yet.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

It's in my shopping cart, but I'm waiting for a gift card!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

although I just realized, I am wearing my Summerisle t-shirt today.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

:D

game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

finally saw The Wicker Tree this past weekend. It didn't really have the spark of genius of the original but I still enjoyed it. I was immensely excited to find out that Honeysuckle Weeks was in this, I am little bit in love with her.

Apparently this is now supposed to be a trilogy, with the third part titled The Wrath of the Gods???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wicker_Man_Trilogy

i invented steampunk (askance johnson), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_IpgtmCYAAXAJb.jpg:large

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 27 December 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

:D

Q-Tip—blessed Q-Tip! (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 27 December 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

print of the original cut found

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

Whaaaaaaaat

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

"and this is the exciting bit"

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 22 July 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

found under a hayrick?

Orpheus in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 July 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

I think my favourite thing about the film is that the hot air currents have failed so that the island is dying / it's not even an unbroken chain back to the pagan past, because it was Lord Summerisle's grandfather who instigated the paganism - so it's about pagan reconstructionism, not just paganism. Neither the island's way or the policeman's way 'work'.

cardamon, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 06:07 (eleven years ago) link

So viewed in terms of 'Environmental Cinema', that edge is what keeps the film from being a regressive fantasy like Avatar or LotR.

cardamon, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 06:10 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not sure it's what i like about the wicker man, but i sure love games where everybody loses.

so will there be a theatrical release of the newly found print? WILL THERE!?

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

The discussions on the Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/WickerManAppeal), particularly the one attached to Robin Hardy's video announcement, are very interesting! The history of the Wicker Man is contested!

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

In this one, the policeman escapes..

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

i already clicked on that and followed it! wait, why are you not my facebook friend?

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

holy cow, missed this yesterday. camping out in line til whenever.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Rialto rolling out restored DCP version in theaters beginning next month.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

whaaaaaaaaaaat

that is great news
link?

no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

Cover story on the new issue of Sight & Sound:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTejYAMIUAA_kQq.jpg

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Friday, 6 September 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

Nice that Classe Tous Risques is in that issue as well.

I Am the Cosimo Code (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 September 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

new print looks fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7eAc5Jugr0

a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 12 September 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

screening dates... did la lechera take the day off?

:: September 27 – October 3 NEW YORK, NY IFC Center
:: October 4 – 5 SAN FRANCISCO, CA The Castro Theatre
:: October 25 – 31 CHICAGO, IL Music Box Theatre
:: October 25 – 27 BELLINGHAM, WA Pickford Film Center
:: October 26 SEATTLE, WA Cinerama
:: October 28 – 31 PITTSBURGH, PA Pittsburgh Filmmakers at Regent Square
:: November 1 – 7 LOS ANGELES, CA Landmark Theatres - Nuart
:: November 1 – 7 PORTLAND, OR Hollywood Theatre
:: November 8 – 14 PHILADELPHIA, PA Landmark Theatres - Ritz at the Bourse
:: November 15 – 16 HOUSTON, TX Landmark Theatres - River Oaks
:: November 15 – 16 DENVER, CO Landmark Theatres - Esquire
:: November 15 – 16 BROOKLINE, MA Coolidge Corner Theatre

a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

September 27 – October 3 NEW YORK, NY IFC Center

:D :D :D

Who wants to go?

i believe we can c.h.u.d. all night (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

!!!!! i don't need to take the day off -- it's playing for a week!!

hooray
totes gonna get dressed up
wheee!

i wonder if one of the opening nights will be a singalong

no fomo (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

man october is gonna rule so much -- i'm seeing goblin, hawk wind, and new wicker man print? my 70s dreams are all coming true! (well, some of them at least)

no fomo (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

Awesome news. Would be kind of cool to see it on Halloween!

ashcans (askance johnson), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

oops sorry about the space in hawkwind

no fomo (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

austin needs to feel shame, houston is getting the wicker man and they aren't.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

lol
space

no fomo (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

man october is gonna rule so much -- i'm seeing goblin, hawk wind

I am pretty pissed that both of these shows are when I am going to be in Yosemite >:(

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

saw a youtube of a recent Hawkwind Warriors at the Edge of Time show and it looked pretty awesome

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

there are going to be dancers and a light show!
i really need to start planning outfits now if i want october to shine properly

no fomo (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

Man the part about her moms Alzheimer's ;_;

i believe we can c.h.u.d. all night (Jon Lewis), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah that was pretty brutal. I love her attitude toward old age though.

special beet service (La Lechera), Monday, 23 September 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

She is now 70 and lives mostly in Los Angeles, a town where everyone over 27 is invisible.

that's it, I'm moving to LA

a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

new info to me from all the recent guardian coverage of the wicker man was that pentangle were giovanni's first choice to perform the soundtrack, and much as i love them, i'm kind of glad they weren't available.

no lime tangier, Thursday, 26 September 2013 06:28 (eleven years ago) link

Lots of interesting tidbits here:
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2013/sep/24/how-we-made-wicker-man

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 3 October 2013 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

So it was great seeing this on a big screen last night, but I didn't notice a lot of difference between this cut and the Director's Cut I have at home other than a few scenes were missing!

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 09:15 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I think the main reason for celebrating this is the new print, which if the youtube clip above is anything to go by looks amazing.

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 09:22 (eleven years ago) link

iirc in the home video DC there's a jarring drop in quality during the excised scenes

a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

Yes. Like the slugs!
I can't wait to see this on the big screen!!!

Untt (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

saw the restored cut at a sold-out theater tonight - it's touring the US. see it at any cost, it's fucking tremendous.

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 11 January 2014 03:38 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

A local (chicago) brewery has just put out a "Rowan Morrison Scotch Ale!" I'm drinking it as I write this and it's pretty good!

Modern French Music from Failure to Boulez (askance johnson), Sunday, 1 February 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

Got a really strong Summerisle vibe from this story about theft on the remote island of Canna that I heard on the radio yesterday:
(Block is Melissa Block of NPR, Clark is the island's spokesman)

http://www.npr.org/2015/06/17/415274560/thieves-cause-uproar-on-scottish-island-that-was-once-crime-free

BLOCK: So the tradition will live on.

CLARK: Oh, the tradition will certainly live on. Yes, yes. It wouldn't break them, not by any stretch of the imagination. No, no.

BLOCK: Well, Mr. Clark, thanks for talking to us about all this.

CLARK: That's all right. You're welcome. And maybe one day, you'll visit the lakes of Canna and one of the other Inner Hebrides.

I can hear Corn Rigs playing in the distance as the investigator prepares to get to the bottom of this crime...

Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

This is the best film ever really, isn't it?

boat of boats (dog latin), Thursday, 18 June 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

one of em

Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 June 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link

Re-watched the blu-ray the other night, after Lee died.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 18 June 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

I like this film but feel like I enjoy it in a different way than most (ie as a comedy)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 June 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

that's how i feel about the remake

nxd, Thursday, 18 June 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

well yeah.

I just don't get creeped out by anything in this movie, there's no terror or fear in it. It's wicked but in a funny way

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 June 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

They screened it at the Alamo here in Austin a few weeks back and I went, I liked how the presenter recommended watching the Wicker Man and then I Know Where I'm Going, he said they were two sides of the same coin. Two of my favorite movies and I never noticed!

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 18 June 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

ten months pass...

I bought a notebook of special knitting graph paper because it was published by Rowan Morrison Books. The logo is a hare!

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 18 April 2016 04:29 (eight years ago) link

They're from Oakland. Used to run an art gallery by the sam name. I can't believe I never made the connection!

Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 18 April 2016 14:09 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

What's the matter with you, McGregor, do you call that dancing? Cut some capers, man! Use your bladder!

Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link

classic

Unchanging Window (Ross), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 06:05 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

still have a hard time thinking of this movie as anything other than a comedy

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link

haha yeah — it walks a thin line! my wife and i have at least three regular in-jokes based on this movie ...

tylerw, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link

It cuts both ways

Vini C. Riley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link

it'd be fun to screen it with Life of Brian at a theater

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

That’s why it’s so good! Songs/funny/human sacrifice = ❤️❤️❤️

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

last week I watched both (1980 and 2017) versions of Watcher in the Woods hoping for a bit of Wicker Man frisson, but it doesn't quite get there. And to be fair, probably didn't want to go there.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:11 (five years ago) link

i tried to watch that as an adult and was disappointed. i loved it so much as a kid!!! nerek!!!!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

So, yes, I had not seen this until just this weekend. Fantastic.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 4 October 2021 13:41 (three years ago) link

I was totally obsessed with the Watcher in the Woods when I was little.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Monday, 4 October 2021 15:16 (three years ago) link

me too, it was like part of my identity lol

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 4 October 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link

https://vimeo.com/15307305

only built 4 lynx africa (Noel Emits), Monday, 4 October 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link

Worth it for the way a couple of key scenes were achieved.

only built 4 lynx africa (Noel Emits), Monday, 4 October 2021 19:44 (three years ago) link

we totally watched that in 9th grade in....some class. classic

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 02:20 (three years ago) link

(WAtcher, not Wicker Man, I woulda been offended by that movie in high school)

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 02:20 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Why does Britt Ekland try to seduce Woodward the night before the ritual if his virginity is part of what makes him a good sacrifice? Like what would they do if she succeeded? Way too late to try to lure a different victim.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 13:19 (one year ago) link

It's the other way around, I surmise; it's a purity test

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 13:24 (one year ago) link

No I get that, but if he fails the purity test he'd still be the best candidate available, they have nothing to gain.

I realise the actual answer is almost certainly "the director wanted some more nudity".

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 13:29 (one year ago) link

Thought the revive would be about this. Includes a pop-up!

https://i.imgur.com/uULvVjsl.jpg

lord of the rongs (anagram), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 13:47 (one year ago) link

It was to prove his piousness (piety??) as well. It’s more clear in the book.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 13:52 (one year ago) link

I guess I'm just wondering about the Plan B here.

Obvious nit picking I know, film as a whole is amazing.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 14:43 (one year ago) link

what a cool boxed set! especially NEW 4K RESTORATION OF THREE CUTS OF THE FILM. I've only ever seen the cut that made it to the US, I think.

apparently it's also going to get re-released to some theatres?

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 14:47 (one year ago) link

I guess I'm just wondering about the Plan B here.

well if Howie was actually a tramp and they didn't test him and went ahead with the ritual it wouldn't work!

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:25 (one year ago) link

(and they'd have to refund everyone for their three-day Summerisle festival passes too)

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:27 (one year ago) link

There are a few strange plotholes / incongruities in the film. Like when the landlord lets himself get knocked out so that Woowar can nick his costume and replace him in the procession - feels like a far-fetched (and potentially fatal) plan on the landlord's part.

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:32 (one year ago) link

I mean the "deftly executed plan that appears to fail but actually the failure was a built-in part of the plan and everything worked as expected" trope has existed for centuries in fiction of all kinds, I don't think it'd be as interesting having a movie where a few of the things that were planned didn't work out and we get treated to five minute scenes where all of the plotters get together and talk about what went wrong and how they can do better moving forward

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:35 (one year ago) link

I saw the attempted seduction as a fail safe — they knew he was the right guy and they had to make sure with a final test. And sure enough he was the right guy. They didn’t need a plan B they just needed to be sure he was who they thought he was. And obviously he was. It’s the only time I’ve ever seen chastity get someone killed and for that I applaud this film once again.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:39 (one year ago) link

OTM

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:40 (one year ago) link

I guess it would've been pretty amusing if there were actually like 5 Woodward types being put up in that cottage Airbnb, all of whom were, at various points, being nudie serenaded from the next room over

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:40 (one year ago) link

The Wicker Bachelor

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:45 (one year ago) link

Producers emergency meeting on whether "just masturbation" results in instant disqualification

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:48 (one year ago) link

Two left standing, trivia game show style competition used to select sacrifice

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:50 (one year ago) link

That restoration is playing here in a few weeks.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 16:46 (one year ago) link

That this was the Jean Eustache thread for a second.

Looking For Mr. Goodreads (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 16:57 (one year ago) link

They did some screenings in the UK a couple of weeks ago and a number of people who hadn't seen the film before were royally pissed off bc they chose to show a documentary/Q&A about the film before the film itself. Obviously this was dripping with spoilers so those who hadn't seen the film before had their evening ruined.

lord of the rongs (anagram), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 17:00 (one year ago) link

I remember liking The Third Day with Jude Law, I think it had some Wicker DNA but is a very different story

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 17:06 (one year ago) link

I would love to see this in a theatre and take all the people I know who only know the HOW'D IT GET BURNED cage version

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link

This revive prompted by my seeing the restoration at the Prince Charles last night. A few too many giggles for me - I think there's a lot of comedy in it but I guess not nec in the moments others find funny - but there was a nice round of applause at the end.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link

yeah The Third Day is brilliant xps

lord of the rongs (anagram), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 18:35 (one year ago) link

I saw this at the ICA in London in a double bill with Mike Leighs' Nuts in May... a great double bill.

I think it benefits from a tipsy audience laughing along with it.... but i'd want that to be my second or third watch.

not sure if its still on in theatres (I heard it was a one day limited release) but very tempted to take my eldest and see him experience it with no knowledge of the film or the ending..

just tell him its about a policeman sent to a scottish island to rescue a girl... and watch as it slowly veers away from his expectations till the bitter end.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Thursday, 29 June 2023 14:55 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Watching this tonight, I was thinking about how the greatest horror films come with some of the greatest endings ever. Truthfully, I wouldn't rank this quite that high--the film, that is--but the ending, yes. This, Texas Chainsaw, Rosemary's Baby, the '78 Body Snatchers, Night of the Living Dead, etc.--those endings stay with you for a long time.

clemenza, Monday, 24 July 2023 01:32 (one year ago) link

I've never seen the movie.

Is there some surprise at the end other than they sacrifice Edward Woodward? Because that seems blazingly obvious from even the vaguest plot description.

Hideous Lump, Monday, 24 July 2023 04:13 (one year ago) link

Surprise is part of it on first viewing; it's still disturbing no matter how many times you've seen it.

clemenza, Monday, 24 July 2023 04:27 (one year ago) link

I knew they were going to sacrifice him when I went in but didn't know the girl would be in on it.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 24 July 2023 09:05 (one year ago) link

xp yup I've watched it a fair few times* & saw the restoration at the BFI a couple of weeks ago - I know it well enough to relax and enjoy the fun but imo Woodward sells the horror and it feels very material, very concrete, like I come out thinking 'well fuck I really don't want to be burnt alive'

*we rented a screening room & had it as the afternoon entertainment for my stag do

woof, Monday, 24 July 2023 09:27 (one year ago) link

yeah the enjoyment of Wicker Man isn't OMG SHOCKING ENDING, it's the way it's executed. the ending sequence is so well shot and creepy.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 July 2023 14:46 (one year ago) link

the music is what makes repeat viewings enjoyable imo

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Monday, 24 July 2023 14:56 (one year ago) link

Sometimes a Howdunnit is better than a Whodunnit IMO, and the fact they give the ending away in the title is pretty brave really.

I don't remember being especially shocked by the ending when I first saw this way back when, but then I'd been hardened by all sorts of extreme Asian horror nightmare fuel. It wasn't until I re-watched it that the true awfulness of Ewar Woowar's fate hit home.

But yes... When asked, this is what I tell people is my favourite film. There is nothing not to love about it. I found a DVD of the Nic Cage version left out in a box on the street a few weeks back and took the plunge. It is shocking isn't it?

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Monday, 24 July 2023 14:57 (one year ago) link

And I agree - the music is amazing. The fact this is a folk horror musical is a big part of the appeal. What a strange idea, conceptually, to include parts where characters break into song during a film like this, and yet it's almost always diegetically justified: Why shouldn't the villagers sing a bawdy song together in the pub?

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Monday, 24 July 2023 14:59 (one year ago) link

I don't think the title gives the ending away. You have no idea what the wicker man is until you see it. Plus, the first time I saw it I was half-expecting him to be rescued or escape somehow.

lord of the rongs (anagram), Monday, 24 July 2023 15:07 (one year ago) link

what I most love about it (and this is true of many of my favourite films) is that it exists in its own vividly portrayed, self-contained world, apart from the rest of cinema

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 24 July 2023 15:10 (one year ago) link

Side note: is it weird that the 'Ewar Woowar' joke/meme/whatever it is has lasted as long as it has? Is it just a UK thing? Are some people looking at dog latin's post wondering wtf has happened to his syntax?

(picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Monday, 24 July 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link

i had no idea what he was talking about but just moved on. i frequently have no idea what people are talking about!

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Monday, 24 July 2023 19:39 (one year ago) link

watched this on mushrooms a few months ago and it was a very beautiful and deeply unsettling evening

I love how resistant this thing is to pat interpretations and classifications and moral lessons and I very get different things from it each of the 3-4 times I've seen it. it's impossible to know exactly where the film lands on its own characters and events and everyone I've talked to about it has had very different and often surprisingly personal impressions of jt

idk what the most common version people watch is but for me it *has* to start in the church with howie's self-eulogy

your original display name is still visible (Left), Monday, 24 July 2023 20:03 (one year ago) link

*of it!

a stage musical? would it work?

your original display name is still visible (Left), Monday, 24 July 2023 20:04 (one year ago) link

Christopher Lee is the real star here, not Woodward

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 24 July 2023 20:07 (one year ago) link

Surely you mean Woowar?

John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Monday, 24 July 2023 20:08 (one year ago) link

The joke is (drumroll):

Q: "Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name?"
A: "Because if he didn't, he'd be Ewar Woowar!"

(this joke is unknown to Americans, pretty much, as is the Wicker Man generally)

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 24 July 2023 20:11 (one year ago) link

i still don't know if I've seen the 'real' cut of Wicker Man or the US-release with extra things missing before.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 July 2023 20:57 (one year ago) link

I dunno, joke tickled me when I was told it, probably at school when I didn't really know who he was, so he'll always be Ewar Woowar to me

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Monday, 24 July 2023 22:10 (one year ago) link

The nihilistic endings of Texas Chainsaw and Living Dead (originals) were a big part of why Robin Wood loved them, and the ending of The Exorcist--restoration of patriarchy, family, the awesome power of religious faith--a big part of why he hated it. (I can live with the ending when the rest of it is so terrifying.) Don't know how he felt about The Wicker Man (or the '78 Body Snatchers), but following the same logic, he would have probably loved it/them.

Rosemary's Baby is a little harder to pin down, but closer to the nihilistic endings, I think.

clemenza, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 01:29 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Neat!

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2023 02:59 (one year ago) link


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