"Get Rich or Die Tryin'" pulled from Pittsburgh theater after shooting

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The Loews theater chain pulled rapper 50 Cent's new film "Get Rich or Die Tryin"' from a theater near Pittsburgh after a man was shot to death in the lobby Wednesday night.

Police said Shelton Flowers, 30, of Wilkinsburg, Pa., was shot at 11:06 p.m. and died later at an area hospital.

Gerald Barger of the West Homestead Police Department said four people were involved in the shooting but that there were no suspects. Local police plan to increase patrols at the 22-screen Loews Cineplex at the Waterfront from 6 p.m.-2 a.m.

Loews president Travis Reid said the incident occurred while most of the theater's patrons were in their seats in the complex's individual theaters.

It is not clear whether the individuals involved in the shooting had just left the screening of "Get Rich," which had started at 10 p.m., but Reid acknowledged that they had come from that direction.

While Loews will not play the Paramount Pictures release at the Waterfront until the investigation is completed, the New York-based exhibitor will continue showing the movie at its other locations around the country.

"There was a lot of preparation done for this film after Paramount's research told us that it was drawing a primarily young male crowd," Reid said. "We had taken all the precautions possible to limit any possibility of violence, but I'm skeptical that the film itself incited it. I think it was more an issue where the wrong people came into contact with each other."

A Paramount spokesperson could not be reached for comment.

Other exhibitors are watching the situation but will continue to play the movie.

"We are closely monitoring the film and the reactions of patrons in our theaters, but as of today we have no incidents," Greg Dunn, president of the Regal Entertainment Group, the country's leading exhibitor, said Thursday. Regal would not comment on its booking decisions, but sources said the chain had agreed to play the film in just 96 theaters, though Paramount had requested a significantly higher number.

AMC reported that a couple of fistfights had broken out in its theaters showing "Get Rich" but did not consider that unusual. National Amusements reported no incidents across its circuit.

"We regret this tragic incident, but we have to remind our patrons that violence at theaters is extremely rare," said John Fithian, president of the National Association of Theater Owners. "We've had 1.5 billion people come to the theaters in each of the past three years, and there were only a handful of violent incidents. Though very unfortunate, this type of incident is very rare at the cinema. At this time we don't know if there is any association of this particular incident in connection with the film that was playing. We'll let the police do their investigation."

The R-rated "Get Rich," starring rapper Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, opened Wednesday in 1,652 theaters nationwide.

gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

50 Cent Saddened by Shooting at Movie
Nov 11 2:03 PM US/Eastern

HOMESTEAD, Pa.

50 Cent said he was saddened by the fatal shooting at a theater where his movie "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" was playing.

Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

I think this is hilariously stupid.

gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Yeah it's all gangsta raps fault blah blah blah bullshit.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Someone go shoot up "Zarathura" then.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

That said from marketing standpoint this is probably the best thing that Paramount could hope for.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Watch out for tonight's 7:30 showing of 'Shopgirl.' You best stay home, you busters.

JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Watch A Movie Or Die Tryin'

recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

i'd be curious to see a list--if there were any--of people killed in movie theaters and which films were showing.

1) Mac and Me
2) Out of Africa
3) MAtrix Reloaded

etc

gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Someone got hacked up with a Katana blade during a showing of Kill Bill Vol.2

recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Do you ever wonder why movies like this open on Wed. and Tue. instead of the weekend?

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

I think it's because of the Friday Holiday actually.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

No, "Urban" movies (aka black movies) always open in the middle of the week. This is b/c of a multi-death gang shooting during something like "New Jack City" years ago.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't be surprised by an increase in self-inflicted gunshot wounds associated with this movie though.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh well it's because people don't shoot each other on Wednesdays. The Friday holiday screwed up their math this time. They should have opened the movie on Monday to prevent violence.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

"guns don't kill people, movies do"

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Have we discussed the billboard scandal yet?

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Theater Owners Fear 'Brokeback' Sodomy in the Seats

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

someone got shot 27 times on a tuesday this week

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

his netflix "recently rented" list included zabriske point, baby geniuses, and patton.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

you know this person?

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

yes, very good.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

it was my brother, actually.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

No, "Urban" movies (aka black movies) always open in the middle of the week. This is b/c of a multi-death gang shooting during something like "New Jack City" years ago.

Get Rich of Die Tryin: Wednesday, November 9, 2005
8 Mile: Friday, November 8, 2002
Menace II Society: Friday, May 28, 1993
South Central: Friday, September 18, 1992
Juice: Friday, January 17, 1992
Boyz in the Hood: Friday, July 12, 1991
New Jack City: Friday, March 8, 1991

JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.salon.com/aug97/media/media970813.html

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

salon has spoken

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/four_brothers_font_cover.jpg

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

I get the idea that Salon is talking out of it's ass there.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

:-O

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

You know, Revenge of the Sith opened on a Wednesday too.

Harry Potter, too.

Reknowned urban films, as you can see.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

but all the star wars movies opened on Tuesday at midnight!

same with LOTR! even our ned attended the tuesday night shotgunning of all three flicks!

kingfish cold slither (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

What do you think "Tuesday at Midnight" is?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

sam, you are an idiot.

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

this thread is a gift

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

This does happen. Movies open on different days in different parts of the country so perhaps theaters in some cities don't use such a policy. But over the past ten years, most "black" films that I've wanted to see have started on a Tuesday or Wednesday.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

"What do you think "Tuesday at Midnight" is?"

Early wednes. . . oh wait.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and fuck you Chaki.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Sam, it's technically illegal to open the films BEFORE the studio official release date. It is theoretically possible that whatever cinema you were seeing these films in was either breaking the law (depending on when they got the reels) or starting movies AFTER their official release dates, that is true. Though I think most people would get annoyed if the film they wanted to see was nationally advertised as "starting Friday" and then never showed up, though I guess that happens sometimes.

So basically it might possibly be true that some local theatres are doing this (though on what psychological basis they're doing this on is beyond me) but it's not any known quantity or officially sanctioned thing. Films all open on Friday, with virtually no exception besides holiday weekends.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, i didn't see the Tuesday mentions earlier in the thread. Never mind.

kingfish cold slither (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

That's not what I was calling you out on, though.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)


sam, its a business practice in hollywood to open films midweek so they may reap the benefits of the extended "weekend" ticket sales and their film will be no 1, you racist.

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Isn't America grand? Here we have:
1. a movie glorifying a gun-toting thug
2. shootings happening in public places

And people get all upset about the injustice of certain movies opening on Wednesdays.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

in america everyone has a right to be a douche

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

clearly

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Unless you have seen the movie (I haven't), I think you should refrain from passing judgement on whether or not it is glorifying anything.

xpost otm and film threads bring out teh best of 'em.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

i think the movie is about curtis' journey away from being a gun toting thug and twords becoming an artist. super cub, you are an idiot.

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone written the headline AREA MAN DIES TRYIN' yet?

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

i would probably replace "artist" with "ceo" but chaki otm

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Well, sorry if it's news to people here but it does happen and it's not just to reap profits. yes racism is alive and well.

I wanted to go see 50's movie on wed. but work's been too busy. and I can't go this weekend as I have relatives in town then we have Dave Chapelle tickets on Sunday. Yes, I'm a racist idiot.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Thank you for calling me an idiot.
I haven't seen the movie yet, so I shouldn't speak on it, but the advertising campaign certainly glorifies violence.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

replace "ceo" with "lollipop"

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

how? the trailer i saw showed fitty turning his back to his old goon pals. did you know there are movies about people shooting eachother starring white people?

xpost

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

personally, i find 50 cent to be utterly charming in interviews.

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

this is why stealth is the future of american movie making

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

The trailers I've seen show people being thugish and shooting people. But if you see that as a rags to riches story, that's your prerogative.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

wow.

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

50 Cent is the urban culture's new Superman. You can rarely hear or read anything about him without hearing how he was shot nine times and still has a bullet lodged in his jaw.

You could argue that kids hear this, see him living the good life now and interpret that one way to stardom is through suffering and conquering thug life. Kids already surrounded by drugs and violence are definitely more susceptible to this interpretation.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/48/images/Scorsese.GoodFellas.jpg

that's an xpost

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

forget the good rapping and hot backing tracks!

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Also I think "thugish" should be spelled thusly: "thuggish."

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

haha so was this

http://community.middlebury.edu/~mcab/Images/godfather.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

xxpost, there's rags and riches in there with the bullets. On the radio recently 50 described how he spent his first big record advance on a car and then bought crack with the rest, sold it, and doubled his money.
Entrepreneur no doubt.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

this thread is like sociology for unfrozen cavemen

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

yah why arent more people going to see KISS KISS BANG BANG. theres certainly no violence or shooting in that film. also its starring this model citizen who is a much better person than 50, morally i mean. http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0109/main.jpg

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

This thread is right on the tipping point.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Who's gunna buy Fiddy's game?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009VRSIC.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

the trailer for the game sure is something.

kingfish cold slither (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

im guna get this first
http://playstation-2.game-special.com/cover/sitting-duck.jpg

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Fiddy's game is pretty creepy I will admit.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Well, sorry if it's news to people here but it does happen and it's not just to reap profits. yes racism is alive and well.

I don't really think that tactic is going to do you many favors, Sam, FWIW. Yes, I'm sure that you aren't lying about your local cinema doing this, but like I said this is not a widespread or any kind of official phenomenon. It's your local cinema owner being a racist, and to take the "sorry if it's news" to those of us lucky enough, I guess, to live in cities where people don't come up with such cockamamy schemes to "stop shootings" (??? I still don't get this anyway) is really not right. This is not a widespread phenomenon you're talking about (I mean, think about it--tv is national now, everyone has access to movie trailers, the same all over America, people KNOW a movie is supposed to come out on Friday and not the following Wednesday, this seems like it'd just cause a lot of problems and headaches and, if enough theatres WERE doing this, the studios would go batshit on them), and it's unfortunate that it is happening in your town.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Man fuck some 50 Cent game I'm buying Blitz the League.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

that was robert downey jr up there btw

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

these games require too many buttons

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

Whatever, how do you think my attention was first brought to it? There haven't been shootings where I live and this is standard for a lot of movies. Not all of those commercials say "opening this Friday."

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

rofl at "good rapping"

snake in the grass, Friday, 11 November 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

chaki OTM.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Whatever, how do you think my attention was first brought to it?
salon.com

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

I mean, wtf Sam? OK SO ALL THE REST OF US HERE WHO WATCH A LOT OF MOVIES AND, LIKE, LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC AND SHIT LIKE THAT, WE'RE ALL FUCKING NUTJOBS RIGHT? Like I said, too bad it's happening in Texas.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

i think i stalled here:

No, "Urban" movies (aka black movies) always open in the middle of the week. This is b/c of a multi-death gang shooting during something like "New Jack City" years ago.
-- Miss Misery

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

really i just wanna go home and take my shoes off

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

this particular comment:

"There was a lot of preparation done for this film after Paramount's research told us that it was drawing a primarily young male crowd," Reid said. "We had taken all the precautions possible to limit any possibility of violence, but I'm skeptical that the film itself incited it. I think it was more an issue where the wrong people came into contact with each other."

do you think they "prepared" for the opening of Lords of Dogtown or Friday Night Lights?

gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.myfantasyleague.com/fflnetdynamic2003/65169_league_logo.jpg

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

roffle

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

"young male crowd"

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

YES WE GOT IT

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

well this movie cost the company like a billion dollars more in advertising and shit.

xpost to gear

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

MOVIE INDUSTRY BE RACIST

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

I don't read Salon, I just found that when I googled. Like this from Portland's paper:

Why open a movie midweek? Well . . .
Sunday, November 06, 2005
SHAWN LEVY

This week's releases allow us to take a look at one of the least pleasant aspects of the Hollywood racket: the midweek opening of films with African American themes.

"Get Rich or Die Tryin'," a sort-of biopic about rapper 50 Cent, will have its nationwide opening Wednesday, even though everybody knows that the weekend is the busiest moviegoing period. It's common during the holiday or summer seasons to have films open in midweek slots. But the kids are all in school this week, and "Get Rich" is nobody's idea of a blockbuster in the making, so why the Wednesday opening?

Well, it's rather disturbing, but the answer is a kind of institutional racism in the movie business.

It began about 14 years ago with the premiere of "New Jack City," which was accompanied by violence in some theaters around the nation. Since then, studios and exhibitors have tried to mitigate the effect of any such potential outbursts by opening films that might draw young black audiences on days when the multiplex is less likely to be filled with, ahem, innocent bystanders. Get the bad element in and out of the theater on Wednesday and Thursday, the thinking seems to go, and you don't have to worry so much about the weekend being disrupted. It's not something the business is very proud of, but, trust me, it happens.

If this sounds conspiratorial to you, I ask you to explain the opening dates of such films as the epic "Malcolm X," the crime story "Set It Off" or the snappy girlfriends comedy "Beauty Shop." All were released outside of the summer and Christmas seasons; all were made by black filmmakers and, presumably, for mostly black audiences; all opened on Wednesdays.

The release of "Malcolm X" in November 1992 was even more controversial. Act III Theaters, which then operated most of the city's moviehouses, refused Warner Bros.' request that the film be booked into its Lloyd Center-area theaters, the closest screens to the traditional African American community of Northeast Portland. The film opened instead at Cinema 21, and Act III found itself having to explain a pattern of booking black-themed films outside the area where most black teens would most easily be able to go see them.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Sidewalks removed from Pittsburgh after shooting

The city of Pittsburgh removed all sidewalks from within its limits after a man was shot to death on a streetcorner Wednesday night.

Police say Jabari Mathis, 30, of Wilkinsburg, Pa., was shot at 11:06 pm. and died later at an area hospital.

Gerlad Barger of the West Homestead Police Department said four people were involved in the shooting but that there were no suspects. Local police plan to increase patrols in parking lots, driveways, and other sidewalk-like paved items.

Pittsburg mayor Tom Murphy said the incident occurred while most of the city's residents were in their homes or apartments.

It is not clear whether the individuals involved in the shooting had recently been using a sidewalk, but Murphy acknowledged that they were not in a car, and presumably were not using the street itself.

While the city of Pittsburgh will remove all sidewalks until the investigation is completed, the construction company originally contracted to law the conrete will continue to take on other projects.

"There was a lot of preparation done for these sidewalks after other cities informed us that people tend to hang out on them, loitering and talking and whatnot," said Murphy. "We had taken all the precautions possible to limit any possibility of violence, but I"m skeptical that the sidewalk itself incited it. I think it was more an issue where the wrong people were walking on the same side of the street, and ran into one another."

A concrete industry spokesman could not be reached for comment.

Other exhibitors are watching the situation but will continue to approve of the use of sidewalks.

"We are closely monitoring these events and the reactions of pedestrians in our cities, but as of today we have no incidents," Greg Dunn, spokesperson for the American Mayoral Conference, the country's national mayoral association, said Thursday. Regal would not comment on the pedestrian accommodations of member mayors, but sources said mayors had allowed the installation fo sidewalks in just 96 cities, though concrete specialists and city-planning experts had recommended a significantly higher number.

Officials in Dallas, Texas reported that a couple of fistfights had broken out on its sidewalks, but it did not consider that unusual. Reno, Nevada reported no incidents on its sidewalks.

"We regret this tragic incident, but we have to remind our pedestrians that violence on sidewalks is extremely rare," said John Fithian, president of the National Association of City Planners. "We've had 1.5 billion people walk on sidewalks in each of the past three years, and there were only a handful of violent incidents. Though very unfortunate, this type of incident is very rare on sidewalks. At this time we don't know if there is any association of this particular incident in connection with the sidewalk that was being walked on. We'll let the police do their investigation."

The four-foot-square gray-slab sidewalk, made of specially formulated and machine-poured concrete blends, was installed in 1974.

AP (nabisco), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

please say you made that up

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

I don't know why I bother.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

I've totally lost track of who is arguing what in this thread. Except chaki.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

50 CENT IS THE JOSE CANSECO OF RAP

JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

updated scorecard: all nimrods

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

In Sam's defense:

Above the Rim: Wednesday, March 23, 1995*
Friday: Wednesday, April 26, 1995*
Dead Presidents: Wednesday, October 4, 1995
Next Friday: Wednesday, January 12, 2000

*not Easter weekend

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

malcolm x, beauty shop, set it off and get rich or die tryin.


that list should speak for itself.

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

WTF "Set it off"?! This was the Queen Latifah as bull dykey chick organizing bank robberies, right?

kingfish cold slither (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

xpost!

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

so anyway, we should also take the time to discus the directoral work fo jim sheridan: the boxer, in the name of the father, in america, my left foot...opinons?

gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

maybe 50 will start dressing like daniel day lewis

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.berlinale.de/media/bilder/boulevard_2005/15_02_2005/berlinale_kamera/150205_RH_01251_web_Popup1.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

I would like to point out that the following films opened on a Wednesday - Men In Urban, Men in Urban 2, and Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Urban Pearl.

JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

he kinda looks like the dude from lungfish now

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

DDL in "the boxer" plays a reformed criminal turning his back on his old crew to follow his new dream: boxing.

gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

I enjoyed all of those movies, but I've got a bit of an Irish fetish.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

forget the good rapping and hot backing tracks!

You know, I heard "In Da Club" again recently and the rapping he does on that (whihc I always found uninspiried and boring) sounds like fucking flowetic genius compared to every single he's released since.

Dude is SERIOUSLY terrible. I cannot fathom why people like him or are interested in him beyond the grimy crime story and the abs.

Dan (Not Touching The Racism Debate) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

jealous?

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

of the abs i mean. not the bullet holes.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

And we all know that Daniel Day Lewis is a big role model for the Catholic youths of strife-torn Belfast.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

I'll admit it. It's just the abs. Also the grease on teh abs. HOT HOT HOT.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

i'd slather him in essential oils any day

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

I heard that 50 Cent's albums drop on Sunday night at 10:45 PM, when all respectable white folks are sleeping.

JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

zzz

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if 50 has like a personal grease guy who just wanders around dabbing him if like a bit him isn't shiny.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

also, how does he not stain his shirts?

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

And if he doesn't I wonder if he'll hire me. . .

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

His shirts must be made of some incredible grease resistant fabric.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

he has shirts?

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

50 cent threads always devolve into petty sniping, accusations of racism, and homoerotic fantasies

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Wow thanks for making me think of DDL singing In Da Club duders.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm mildly jealous of the abs but seriously, if I REALLY want them I can get them in like ten weeks; my family runs towards fit and lean so if I ever had any inclination towards working out my miniscule gut would evaporate.

Dan (Fuck A Gym Membership) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Now I'm jealous of Dan.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

google image search result for "50 cent abs":

http://www.hforhealth.com/editorial/Sept2004/images/six-pack-w-red-tint.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

http://samanthajolyn.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/studs.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

50 cent abs (call now)

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

Daniel Day Lewis is method. He'd have to get shot a few times before he even thought about singing In Da Club.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

Where is Sterling, I think he's the one who emailed me that fucked up 50 Cent slash fic that he claimed someone actually turned in as a review to the Village Voice.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

Get 50 cent abs, or die tryin'!

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

wait, is is the same one ethan showed me?

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha wait is that the one that DK wrote, Ally?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

Umm, I actually don't disagree with Sam in theory, and it seems to me that the distribution and marketing and timing of movies like this one (not all black movies, necessarily) do seem informed by a fear of violence or just little fights or just general rowdiness, and above all a desire to keep white audiences with their ickle precious kiddies away from that; I think this is less of an issue in big cities, where people segregate to their invididual theaters and/or are already used to this sort of thing, and more of an issue in mid-sized or small cities, the kind where there's just enough of a black population to freak out the white people who never come into contact with them apart from in public spots like theaters. This kind of dynamic seems really visible in like northern Indiana or southern Michigan, less so in Chicago or New York. It has to be a place small enough that there aren't segregated theater choices, and a little bit of movement that way. (Though a "white" theater freaking out about this is still gonna want to run a film like this for 14-year-old white kids!)

For all the fact-checkers here please note that outside of big cities theaters seem to manage to open movies whenever the hell they feel like it, run them for exactly as long as they want, and whatever else. I dunno if the expansion of chain megaplex distribution has changed that all that much; they're probably way more beholden to central-corporate schedules and distribution deals and such, but still, they "serve" their "communities."

What's annoying is when there's some idea that the film inspires or generates violence (as opposed to usually, in the case of something like this, just attracting audiences that might contain folks who'd fight each other on the sidewalk, if they crossed paths -- it's like a party with open invitations, someone might fight). And what's annoying is if they really do that with, like, Beauty Shop. I mean, what kind of violence are they expecting there, someone's gonna yank someone else's weave? Wasn't that practically a white-people movie?

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

i would totally run that in my section, btw

xpost oh WAY TO GO killjoy

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

one time i saw ddl walking down houston dressed exactly like 50, minus the gigantic abs and mushmouth speaking style.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

EVERY thread alway devolve into petty sniping, accusations of racism, and homoerotic fantasies
-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), November 11th, 2005. (dubplatestyle)

fixed.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

If someone could have guaranteed I'd see live weave-yanking, I would have seen Beauty Shop in the theatre!

Dan (Kick Off Them Pumps, Girl!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

This kind of dynamic seems really visible in like northern Indiana or southern Michigan, less so in Chicago or New York.

you mean like in Gary or that one town in southern Michigan where they had that race riot a summer or two ago?

probably true about Whiting, Indiana, though.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

For all the fact-checkers here please note that outside of big cities theaters seem to manage to open movies whenever the hell they feel like it, run them for exactly as long as they want, and whatever else.

hence me telling Ms. Salon.com that I'm perfectly sure that in her area this might very well be occuring despite the fact that that IS technically illegal (early starting, I mean--late starting, well whatever, just annoying). It's not a particularly wide spread phenomenon anymore thanks to--ta da--the proliferation of giant chains kicking out all the dolla theatres etc.

But no, continue all y'all pretending I'm not saying shit or I'm saying shit that is different from the words that actually came outta my mouth, it's cool. I'm gonna go back to posting mafia dons at Jess.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

I think what happens is you get news reports of people getting in a fight at the opening in a big-city black-neighborhood theater (where those people were probably fighting on the street-corner the night before, and just happened to take it inside for the premier), and then white people across the rest of the country freak out, because (gasp) they only have eight screens in town, and if this is the movie where people shoot each other, well my kid's gonna be next door in Harry Potter.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

"Get Rich" is nobody's idea of a blockbuster in the making

what?

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

weave-yanking and Mena Suvari's boobs - sounds like a fine evening on the town.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Was Beauty Shop any good? Barbershop was a sweet movie.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

xxx-post, thanks Nabisco. Your posts are always so elequent. I'm never able to quite get my point across in these dashed off posts and I do sometimes forget this is the internet.

Dude is SERIOUSLY terrible. I cannot fathom why people like him or are interested in him beyond the grimy crime story and the abs

I love that album (get rich) but haven't liked any of his others. The newest is a snoozefest and the ones he made pre-jaw-bullet just don't sound as interesting. I like the drawl he has now.

Get Rich is nearly perfect from beginning to end (w/the exception of lame 21 questions). Some of the G-Unit stuff's okay but most of it's like D12 - boring cronyism.

His abs on the cover of Massacre are truly frightening though. There had to be some photoshop embellishment going on there.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

right back atcha

http://www.cinemarts.com/itemimages/item_988_1.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

crimes committed at movie theaters =
http://images.art.com/images/-/Pee-Wee-Herman--C10042164.jpeg

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

""Get Rich" is nobody's idea of a blockbuster in the making"

Yeah that's crazy talk.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Wait, what are you talking about, Stencil? I'm saying you go through that region and you can find like a small town full of white people and then a little way down the highway another part of town that's all black, and because it's small-town and not city-like those two sides don't interact much except for communal small-town things like the one theater in the middle.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

Though I actually looked at imdb and it turns out Get Rich actually had an unimpressive first night. Nonetheless, after the success of 8 Mile I'm surprised they'd be so confident of this multimillion-selling superstar's lack of popularity.

I like The Massacre a lot but that new song blows. I have no interest in seeing this movie as I doubt 50 Cent has more facial expressions than Lurch.

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

i really thought this thread would elicit two bored replies and then sink out of sight.

gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

racist!

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

50 cent should star in a comedy.

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

It didn't do badly for a mid-week opening. It's not like this was Christmas or Thanksgiving, where everyone's off work or out of school. The-numbers.com says it had a $2200 per theater average, that's way above average.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

i'm just goofin', nabisco, no worries.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

shouldn't it be
"50 cents?"

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

They should have skipped all the gangsta melodrama and just remade Bullit.

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

Defamer's headline: Get Popcorn or Die Tryin'

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

I interviewed 50 Cent over the phone last month. He was a nice guy. Kinda softspoken.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.usacd.hu/files/boritok/5/50CENT_MASSARE_SPEC.jpg

Actually, it looks like more a 4 pack there. Is it possible that 50's getting a little bit of a belly?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

you'd be softspoken too if you had a bullet in your jaw!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, I'm not a good gauge of national publicity anymore, what with being busy and living in NYC -- but I don't feel like I've seen much push and blitz for this movie at all! (And you'd think living in NYC and not having cable would put me in line for a bit of blitz, right? I didn't even see an ad during Showtime at the Apollo, I don't think.) Am I missing some big thing here? Is there a new soundtrack single I've managed not to hear about at all? Where's the push?

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

50 Cent as "Bullitt", KRS-One as "Chamlers"

gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

I mean, you know he's totally sucking it in.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

xposts - His boobs are saggy.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

I think despite chains the movie opening thing is still not uniform. Movies almost always open in NY and LA a week or more before we get them. (yes even in such a "hip" city as Austin, we don't see them when they first open.)

50's actually really funny and charming in interviews. I'm curious to see how his acting is.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, I'm not a good gauge of national publicity anymore, what with being busy and living in NYC -- but I don't feel like I've seen much push and blitz for this movie at all!

huh, i feel like i've seen huge newspaper ads and billboards all over the place for it.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

There are posters all over Philly for this movie, but there were posters everywhere for The Man too.

I still don't believe that head belongs to that body. The neckline is shady!

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

this is the version I have:
http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/7f/db/ab4ca2c008a0afd6f5c73010.L.jpg

actually that's really crap PS. it just looks like the tripled his chin and scribbled all over with a sharpie.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

those gloves alwasys make me miss Nintendo.

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

why is he wearing gloves?

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

he was shirtless and it was cold.

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

It's easy to have a six pack when you DRAW it on.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

You must have the limited edition "bra" version, Sam.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

With the special bonus track:
"In da Club with a bra on (but I'm not gay)"

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

50 cent threads always devolve into petty sniping

TOM PETTY GOT SNIPED BY FIDDY OMG HS!

WHERE'S MAGNET???

(plurplurplur) ^_- DJ 'O' Nut -_^ (rulprulprulp) (donut), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/tankgril1.jpg

Dan (TANK GIRL LOOK OUT) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

50 could easily interpolate those Wildflowers singles. "You Don't Know How It Feels," "It's Good To Be King," etc.

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

"you got lucky, bitch"

gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Swiping the hook of "Mary Jane's Last Dance" would be one sweet shark-jump

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

mike elizondo vs jeff lynne

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Didn't all movies used to open on Wednesdays?

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

This was actually pretty good. He was a good actor and I love Terence Howard.

But I also loved hustle&flow and 8 Mile so my opinion probably wouldn't pass muster with most of ILx's critics.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Stephanie Zacharek's review made me curious to see it eventually. I'm not sure how I'll dig 50 but it sounds like it still works as a Jim Sheridan movie.

'Twan (miccio), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

8 Mile was great.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

so, no wringed hands and furrowed brows over the B5 riot?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

?

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Concert sparks 'girl frenzy' at mall
Terry Collins, Tom Ford and James Walsh, Star Tribune
November 13, 2005

Amber Andrews, 13, got to Brookdale Center at 10 a.m. Saturday with one thing on her mind -- seeing the rapidly rising R & B boy band B5 give a free concert. After waiting for more than three hours, Andrews and approximately 2,500 people, mostly girls between 10 and 17, finally got their wish.

But just as B5 finished its first song -- "You Got Me" -- and started the second, an enthusiastic fan jumped on the stage. Within seconds, the crowd surged forward and onto the stage, sparking what one witness called "total chaos."

Witnesses and law enforcement officials said several girls were stepped on, the band was whisked to safety, and the Brooklyn Center mall was cleared and closed for more than two hours.

Four people were taken to North Memorial Medical Center in Robbinsdale where they were treated for minor injuries and released. Five others were treated at the scene.

Brooklyn Center police officials said no one was arrested.

"I was right in front," said Andrews of Minneapolis. "Girls were running on stage, security guards were throwing them off. The girls were tearing off [band members'] clothes."

It got so bad that shopkeepers near the stage area in the mall's Marshall Field's Court pulled young children who had been separated from their parents into the safety of their stores.

"Things were falling off the stage, girls were falling off the stage, girls started fighting. People were falling down and getting hurt," said Theresa Curtis, who works at a store in the mall. "We took a few girls into our store that were missing parents."

Asked if there was enough security at the event, Shelley Klaessy, the mall's marketing director, said more than 20 people were working the concert -- 10 mall security guards and at least 11 Radio Disney personnel.

"I think we pulled together the right amount," Klaessy said.

However, Rosalind Dillard, 27, of Minneapolis, who took her daughter Surae, 10, to the show, said, "I didn't think they had enough [security]. I didn't see a whole lot."

The concert was just the third show of B5's Jingle Jam tour, sponsored by Radio Disney. According to the Atlanta-based group's website, the five brothers who make up B5 have "clean lyrics, age-appropriate content and good, old-fashioned charm." The tour is scheduled to end Dec. 31 in Boston.

"It just seemed like a girl frenzy," said Christopher Taykalo, a spokesman for Radio Disney, 1440 AM in the Twin Cities.

The concert began at 1 p.m., with an opening performance by the group Everlife. The bands started their tour last weekend in Indianapolis.

Sarah Ross, a guitarist with Everlife, said the Indiana show "was pretty tense, but nothing like this. I think the crowd was really excited, and they connected with the guys when they got on stage."

B5 hit the stage about 1:30 p.m. The fans hit the stage minutes later.

Cherrelle Green Rivers, 13, of Minneapolis said she saw band members getting stepped on onstage, having their clothes ripped and even their jewelry snatched.

"I was worried about the boys," she said.

Tamy Johnson, who works at Twins Town, a men's clothing store near the stage, said: "A lot of girls rushed the stage and grabbed a boy [in the band]. He ran to the back. Another boy, he just ran. Security escorted some of the boys out the back."

She also saw a girl fall.

"A little girl hit her head on the floor because her foot was stuck between the stage and a speaker," Johnson said.

Police from 23 jurisdictions responded, including units from Brooklyn Center, Brooklyn Park, Blaine, Fridley, Minneapolis, Golden Valley and the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office. Witnesses said some police were wearing helmets, and some had police dogs.

Police immediately started clearing the mall. At about 4:15 p.m., Brookdale stores began reopening.

Precious McKinney, 12, of Minneapolis came to the concert with a friend and her mother. She was left stranded amid the pandemonium.

She said it would be the last concert she would attend.

Unless ...

"If it's Bow Wow," she said about the rapper who toured with B5 this summer. "Then I'll be there."

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Police immediately started clearing the mall.

Where is the outrage?

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Did the mall officially change its name from "Brookdale" to "Brooklyn" and back during the writing of this article?

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

I think Brookdale Center is the name of the mall, while Brooklyn Center is the name of the area in which it is located.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

I've never heard of b5 and it doesn't seem like I'm missing much.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

apparently you're missing girl riots!

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

I think it's spelled grrrl riots.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

I think Brookdale Center is the name of the mall, while Brooklyn Center is the name of the area in which it is located.

This is correct.

Dan (ROFFLE) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

TIGHT-ASSED CHARISMA
Fitty embodies hip-hop at its dullest.

By Armond White

Get Rich or Die Trying

Directed by Jim Sheridan

Rapper 50 Cent (Curtis Jackson) peddles the by-now boilerplate hip-hop fairy tale—or thug tale—that he once sold drugs, survived several gunshot wounds and then became a rap star. His movie debut, Get Rich or Die Trying (named after his multiplatinum 2003 debut album), adds clarity to his shtick. It certifies that Fitty himself is a drug. His poison is sold by Interscope Records, Paramount Pictures, MTV and corporate umbrella Viacom to hook the culture on the capitalist insensitivity and greed he personifies.

This thug tale is so rote (repeated by countless rap wannabes) that the movie is an almost fascinating demonstration of the way hip-hop's dullest cliches have captivated millions as the new rise-to-riches folklore. Kids obviously want to believe Fitty's self-infatuated fantasy, since it sells them the easy route to accomplishment (easy because it justifies the zero-thought impulses of vengeance and greed, which are distinct from justice and survival). But more shamefully, adults like director Jim Sheridan and screenwriter Terence Winter enjoy Fitty's fabrication and take part in spreading it, because it fulfills their own zero-thought impulses—such as white social guilt and guilty (indefensible) pleasure.

It's instructive to note that Irish native Sheridan has made Fitty's vanity project as a sequel to his 2003 film In America. That story of a young Irish family who illegally immigrate to New York fed off the hardiest bootstrap American legends, not a few of them perpetuated by hip-hop's highly syncopated tales of underdog ambition (Sheridan also featured the willed optimism of The Lovin Spoonful's "Do You Believe in Magic?"). In America, connected to previous Sheridan films such as My Left Foot, The Boxer and In the Name of the Father—tough fairy tales of Irish folk struggling against hardships that were either existential or just plain bigotry, oppression and their own damned melancholy. These were marvelous not simply for their palpable social concerns, but for Sheridan's humane sensitivity. Unfortunately, Get Rich or Die Trying has neither. (Ireland's best filmmaker, Neil Jordan, once told me how much he enjoyed the '90s hip-hop single "Mistadobalina" by Del the Funkee Homosapien. Jordan's totally marvelous and politically complex Breakfast on Pluto makes me wish it was he who scrutinized 50 Cent.)

Sheridan has turned himself into a cultural zombie, operating on hip-hop cliché and knee-jerk liberal indulgence. This movie is haunted by that horrible line from Alan Parker's bothersome hit The Commitments: "The Irish are the niggers of Europe." That's a rank form of political identification, but it's probably infectious for anyone who thinks his people are both unfairly treated and widely exoticized. This sentimentality might explain Sheridan's bad judgment. He probably relates to Fitty playing disadvantaged ghetto rat Marcus Greer as the flip side of Djimon Hounsou's displaced, HIV-positive African painter in In America. Hounsou's deeply humane alien beauty pulled off that film's Spielbergian conceit, but Fitty is too much a creature of hip-hop decadence and recognizable, real-life criminality to win one's assent to his noxious message. Not knowing the difference makes Sheridan seem a fool, or at the very least, a well-meaning racist.

A moviemaker who can detail the conflict of retribution and rebirth that was at the heart of Daniel Day-Lewis and Emily Watson's Irish-troubles love story in The Boxer should have been able to see through Fitty's bluster and question the way hip-hop, post–Dr. Dre (Fitty's sometime producer), has corrupted the African American human-rights struggle. Not doing so leaves Sheridan as unreliable on the American drug scourge as the trashy movies Sugar Hill and New Jack City (from which Winter's script borrows).

It isn't enough to say that Sheridan lacks firsthand knowledge of Fitty's experience; artists can intuit truth. But Sheridan fails because he accepts Fitty's rap legend ("It was time to go into the family business," Marcus defends his drug-dealing) without probing it. Sheridan denies himself the thoughtful ambivalence that complicates such Ernest Dickerson ghetto films as Juice and his fascinatingly lurid diptych Bones and Never Die Alone.

Looking at this film's hyperactive style, Sheridan seems enlivened by America's gangsta movie heritage—James Cagney's urban criminal exploits as interpreted by Fitty. (Cinematographer Declan Quinn's mobile camera pitches itself into Marcus' violent melees. Home-life scenes are packed with desperate faces, a romanticizing of poverty that suggests a hip-hop, poetic-realist version of Angela's Ashes but not Fitty's actual suburban roots.) This misjudgment seems based in Sheridan's empathy for dissatisfied young men like Fitty—yet he's stuck with the mandate to validate a guy who has the most tight-assed charisma of any star in pop.

While Depression audiences thrilled to Cagney's belligerent audacity, 50 Cent's audience responds to a retrograde style of nerve. As Marcus witnesses his drug-dealing mother's demise and suffers the near-hostile tolerance of the distant relatives he lives with, he uses hip-hop to voice his frustration. "Even when you were a little boy, I could never tell what you were thinking," says his grandmother (Viola Davis). And his girlfriend, Charlene (Joy Bryant, who evokes Eva Marie Saint's sweet yet anxious look in On the Waterfront), tells him, "Men hide their emotions; you bury yours." Somehow, hip-hop fans see and hear a provocative persona. Faking privation, Fitty flashes a spoiled child's smile—a sign of arrogant defiance. He's sneaky, perhaps, but he's not untutored, just maltutored, having ingested Tupac's bluster without thinking. He has a soft voice and big toothy grin but it's his lockjawed rapping style that is his signature. His stealthy and underanimated projection recalls Harlem rapper Mase. And though Fitty's narrow-slit eyes are a furtive contrast to his over-pumped body, they can imply a distinct hint of menace.

This tells us a lot about what today's culture likes in public figures—all of it crude. But it's wrong to blame this film's insufficiency on Fitty's lack of emotiveness; that's his trademark. The real problem is that Winter (a Sopranos hack) gives Marcus no emotional context. In the midst of Bill Duke's ludicrous Vito Corleone impersonation and Marcus' sketchy friendships (including another brilliant but delimited star turn by Terence Howard), the taciturn Fitty comes across as soulless, like Madonna.

Hip-hop's greatest rappers (Chuck D, Brad Johnson of the Geto Boys, Biggie, LL Cool J and sometimes Ice Cube) offered more than Fitty's insolent and profane insinuations. Their recordings deconstructed national politics and found new, personal identities through ingenious innovations of American language and rhythm. Fitty can ride a good beat (as "In Da Club" certainly proved), but he's a slug. And this movie romanticizes his nonsense without truthfully accounting for his cultural impact. Sheridan and Winter don't show the interesting part of Fitty's career, the CD-hustling and mixed-tape programming that semi-revolutionized the culture. Instead, they emphasize the gangsta myth as more important than the music.

Sheridan and Winter let Fitty play on trite sympathy for a kid who says, "I was looking for my father all my life. I realized I was lookin' for me." Their indulgence hits bottom in Marcus' post-gunshot recording session, when his girlfriend beams, "Your voice is better. It's got more pain in it." It's clear then that Sheridan can't tell the difference between pain and pathology. Had Sheridan held on to his humanity, artistry and honesty, this film would be retitled Get Rich AND Die Trying.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Ireland's best filmmaker, Neil Jordan, once told me how much he enjoyed the '90s hip-hop single "Mistadobalina" by Del the Funkee Homosapien.

best sentence ever

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

I can barely read this. Not because of the stentorian moralism, not because of the race-grouping politicization, not even because of the bizarre wish for black men to appear only as vulnerable AIDS-suffering victims intead of anything more complex and potentially-threatening -- no, I just can't read this because it's gotten completely out of hand: at least Curtis, unlike the hand-wringing boomers who like to disdain him, can say the word "fifty." Correctly.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 17 November 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Armond White is a particularly bizarre, stentorian moralist.

gear (gear), Thursday, 17 November 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

The previews for Breakfast on Pluto do look amazing and Jordan is a much better filmmaker than Sheridan.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 17 November 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

i do like jim sheridan okay but he's sort of dull too.

gear (gear), Thursday, 17 November 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

LL Cool J: one of hip hop's greatest rappers? Umm...what?

Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 17 November 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

"Hip hop's greatest rappers" seems weirdly redundant, doesn't it?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 17 November 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

you are all forgetting something: Greatest Of All Time was released on 9/11.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 November 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

so who's this brad johnson guy?

Sym Sym (sym), Thursday, 17 November 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

He's the quarterback for the Vikings!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 17 November 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

dude's got a ring

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 17 November 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

This movie is haunted by that horrible line from Alan Parker's bothersome hit The Commitments: "The Irish are the niggers of Europe."

Haunted by a line that doesn't exist.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 17 November 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

http://men.style.com/images/gq/features/120105/50_v.jpg

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 17 November 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)


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