who is your top secret ilx crush

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laurel

― deeply logged out, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

hstencil

― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Val Kilmer

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I'm not telling you, it's a secret

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

whoever emailed me to confirm if i do in fact look like tom verlaine.

also, america ferrera who's yet to delurk.

― m bott, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

*do* you look like tom verlaine, though?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

tom verlaine, eh? well do you?

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

who's tom verlaine?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

that reminds me of a thread I was going to start....

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

i did, but then i took to shaving my head.

― m bott, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

wasn't tom verlaine in television?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

lauren

― log.out (ex machina), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

laura h

― mostly just for fun, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

what's her name who posted one message back in 2002.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

dr. g

don't forget to log out, jon!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

DLO, you're welcome to slap together a charming email and see where it gets you. Hint: it will probably get you further than an anonymous ILX post.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

yeah, in televsion and the neon boys.

no-one seems to care that america ferrera lurks here...

― m bott, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

esteban buttez

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

He's cuddlesome, that one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Tony Jaa.

― Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

i love threads that are in syndication

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

She knows who she is.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

It's been a while since I crushed anyone.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Well, with the injunction and all...

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

top 10 ilx crushes of all time

1. ned
2. calum as "nutty nigel"
3. chasimino
4. the cast of "nas vs. jay-z (and other hip-hop beefs)"
5. jel
6. lord custos omnicron (but not epsilon, fuck that)
7. josh
8. esteban buttez
9. slocki
10. simon trife (but not ethan or "_")

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

the dmb thread

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kcomposite.com/history/count-harrison.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Connor Smedley

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

shit!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

strike trife from my list then

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Estefan Buttez.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

haha daver for count harrison i offer you my hand in marriage

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

hurry up my remedial reading and tell me what the best buttez thread was.

― m bott, Monday, 14 November 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Heck, I'll crush on anyone who deigns to flirt with me.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

when people start these threads, what do they hope them to lead to?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

true love

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Or disease.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

To wit:

haha daver for count harrison i offer you my hand in marriage

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

CONTRO-VERSY

― Jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

i guess i'm just old fashioned

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

He buys the cheese fries on the first date.

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

what's the difference between these and the flirting threads?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Wit?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

are you flirting with me matt dc?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

"Heck, I'll crush on anyone who deigns to flirt with me."

You must have really tired legs, cos you're running through my dreams all night (etc).

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

GEAR

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

haha some secret

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Heck, I'll crush on anyone who deigns to flirt with me.
-- Mädchen

HALLO MADCHEN U R VERRY PRETTY

― logged, Monday, 14 November 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

x-post -- Now you must write a song.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Hehe, NEVER FAILS.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

run wif me thru teh fields, roxy

― gear (gear), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

Thermo!

― shhhh..., Monday, 14 November 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

laura h

-- mostly just for fun (thoughshecouldb...)

I think the amount of time I spend on these boards is pretty strong evidence that I am at least a little weird by most people's standards. Thanks for the shout out though.

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

By "most people," do you mean all the other weirdos who are posting on ILX all day long?

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Rather than being weird, I think it just shows that we all have very understanding (or very inattentive) bosses.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

no laura it's not the amount of time spent here.

more that you've posted things on the fence between weird weird and intriguing weird. or sexy weird?

but i don't know anything about video games.

― fake crush, Monday, 14 November 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

fake crush, are you aroused right now?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

you can tell us

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

No diss on Laura, but I thought you only mentioned her to be funny after Laurel and Lauren were named in quick succession.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

more that you've posted things on the fence between weird weird and intriguing weird. or sexy weird?

but i don't know anything about video games.

Yeah, I get pretty excited about shit like maps and codes and weirdo gamer crap like that. That's fine; I'm cool with weird/intriguing/sexy weird.

No diss on Laura, but I thought you only mentioned her to be funny after Laurel and Lauren were named in quick succession.

Maybe I need another alias. Even Jon mixed up me and Laurel one time.

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Leeeeeeeeeee.

― Wolfcastleee (Leee), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

Oops.

― Wolfcastleee (Leee), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

Heck, I'll crush on anyone who deigns to flirt with me.

What's a nice girl like you doing on a thread like this?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Laura, I don't have a crush on you. That would be weird.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

(but I think you're more intriguing-weird than weird-weird. but coming from a weirdo like me, that might mean that your weirdness is weird-weirdness passed through a weird-weirdness removing filter which parses weird-weirdness as intriguing-weirdness)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

I think I probably have a crush on about 2/3 of the ILX women, and 1/3 of the ILX men.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

are you proud of this? or is it a source of discomfort?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

It's not exactly something I'm proud of; it's just a fact. it's probably more a result of desperation than anything else.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

do you need to talk about it?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

i don't have a crush on any of you

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

tom verlane played with matthew sweet! wtf, right?

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

a man's gotta eat, chaki

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

that, my friend, is the ugly truth.

http://www.matthew-sweet.com/msweet10.jpg

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOO

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

(i do like that song)

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

i like matthew sweet okay

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

he was no shawn mullins

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

mullins is way chubbier

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

that's the way i like 'em

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

fuck fuck fuck

― gear (gear), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

well then steve earle is your man xpost

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

that shawn mullins song is in my head now

― gear (gear), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

'your body is a wonderland' ?

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

grab a snickers

― snickers with attitude, Monday, 14 November 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

grab a snickers

― snickers with attitude, Monday, 14 November 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

guys, stop being all "excelsior syndrome"! this is a serious thread that aims marriage.

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

rate the babyfat MOR superhunks

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

rock-a-bye bye

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

lol lemme think

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

grab a snickers

― snickers with attitude, Monday, 14 November 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

I was going to log out and post but then I realized I would be immediately outed.

It's easier (and different) to be attracted to people's words than to people, I think.

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

i would probably have sex with john mayer if i was an impressionable female college freshman asked backstage to "talk" and "maybe have a glass of wine...no one has to know, right?"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

rate the babyfat MOR superhunks

http://www.musicpix.net/albums/Hootie-and-the-Blowfish/hootie2_001.jpg

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

13. The guy from the commitments
http://www.israellycool.com/andrew%20strong.jpg

12. Simon Lebon
http://www.zeusnews.it/immagini/004321-lebonroma.png

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

grab a snickers

― snickers with attitude, Monday, 14 November 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

snap into a slim jim

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

tim finney

― Lovelace (Lovelace), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

he's a very handsome man

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

i'm not sure if i like my list up there anymore

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

grab a snickers

― snickers with attitude, Monday, 14 November 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

john: are you talking about tim finney? I've never seen a pic of him

― Lovelace (Lovelace), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

yes

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

grab a snickers

― snickers with attitude, Monday, 14 November 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

your body is a waterpark.

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.funworldmagazine.com/2003/Aug03/Departments/images/DutchWonderland.gif

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

your body is a Taco Land

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

snab a grickers

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

grab a snickers

― snickers with attitude, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

WTF drugs is half the board on today?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

I love these pick-up threads.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

the drug is called excelsior and it is killing us all

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

trayce
alfred

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

the hair dye google girls or becky thomas

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

norweigan pagan death cult dudes and smash a close second.

CALLING ALL BITCHES! CALLING ALL BITCHES! The punk mother fucker you all love to hate is back on line! Take a number, and I'll beat your wanna be punk asses in a minute! Damn! The Godpunker is on a role tonight! Rolling your pig heads down like a wrecking ball from HELL! HA!HA!HA!HA! Chris, you digging any graves to bury these stocking stuffers in? Where the fuck is the Punk Princess?! Ya'll ain't the only ones wanting to know if I spank her royal hiny-ness! She's probably out kissing a frog somewhere! I'm the KING OF PUNK ROCK, baby! I'll be your knight in studded armour, 'less your scared I'm just too fucking hard core for you! It's like a fucking soap opera on this thread! General Squat, Days of our Punks or something! Gravedigger, call me or something, bi-atch! I got word of a new band forming, though they're not punk, more like Deftones or Soulfly! My friend Evil Ed's got a band called Cheong Eck, which I was supposed to be in six months ago when I had $40,000.00 from my accident settlement, but that all went UP IN SMOKE! I was blazed for dayz! My infamous Thirty Grand in Thirty Days! No one believed that was possible, but like everything else I claim, I proved 'em all wrong! But look where that got me! HA!HA!HA!HA! All my friends forgot my nickname Smash, 'cause they were all calling me Hugh Hefner and their ladies all called me Daddy! I had a lot of shit, and partied my ass off like no other time of my life, and it was great because I shouldn't have lived to enjoy that money, but do you bug-eyed, skeptics know what I learned from all that? Maintenance! If I had worked the whole time I was spending that money, I would have still been putting money back in the bank and kept my apartment, motorcycle, $10,000.00 recording studio and entertainment center that filled 90% of my frigging bedroom, my guitars and skateboards and shit, but after about two months, I noticed my stash getting low, my friends and all the strippers, hookers and call girls that ran around my apartment butt naked at all times of the day dissappearing, then my bank account going below zero and checks bouncing, then ewviction notices started popping up and I still hadn't found a fucking job, then all my shit started going back on the shelves I saved them from, other peoples houses as I sold some of it, and then pawnshops until I lost everything, including the apartment and popularity. But you know what lived through it all? My legend, and believe me, I will be back! So learn from my dumbass mistake, and maintain motherfuckers! Damn! I sidetracked! Me and my big ego, Paul Bunyan sized head and shit! Anyway, my boy Evil Ed's band Cheong Eck are fucking hardcore! I'll keep you posted on them too, followers! You know how we came up with the name Cheong Eck? It's Cambodian, what the Khmer Rouge named the field they left all the dead bodies in when they went through their country and masacred all the teachers, doctors, scientists, heads of state and anyone else with intelligence. The Killing Fields are what Ed and I called the streets when we lived in a 12 man army tent in the Everglades for the first two years I was in Naples. Told ya'll I'm a gutterpunk. Be back in a minute, Gravediggers on the phone.

-- Smash

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

swoon

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

grab a snickers

― snickers with attitude, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

Aw man whatever happened to Smash? He was ace.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

1. Jess

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

im pretty much in love with myself

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

'pretty much'?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

― Jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

I love images off.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

trayce

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

jon "penisburgler" williams

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

Yeah but stence thats not top secret ;P Otherwise I'da voted you too!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

― Jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE NO SECRETS

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR MSN NAME RIGHT HERE

― HPENCIL (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

[POSTS PENIS JPGS BECAUSE I AM NOT GAY]

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

sorry that should've been under this screenname

― "JAY DUBZ" aka some dj at "berlin" in chicago (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

― Jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

HEWWO!!!!

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

trayce
alfred
-- nein Socken (sometimes_...), November 15th, 2005.

Now I need to send whoever this lovely lady/lad a Valentine's Day card and a sample of my Thanksgiving turkey stuffing.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

Ken PY Chu

― rutherford mills @ roxy's house (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

dang perry!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

daerest IT mang, my ctrl-f is broken i think.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

AARON CARTER LYRICS

"My Internet Girl"

Ain't no doubt about it
I can't wait to get home to you
(I gotta get home, yeah, uh, uh, come on.)
Connected with my baby
Just jammin online with you
(online, online, online)

Here in my room we are as one
(together you and me, together you and me)
Hours connect
As we switch on (switch on)

[Chorus]
She's my best kept secret
My internet girl (my internet girl)
She's my one and only
And I ain't tellin' the world (my internet girl)

She's my best kept secret
Hooked up all night with that girl
(my internet girl)
She's my one and only, my internet girl
(my internet girl)
My internet girl, my internet girl.

Shufflin' through my windows
Gotta find my way back to you
(I gotta find away, gotta find a way)
(I gotta find a way, gotta find a way)

You left me mail in the inbox
Thinkin' about what we should do
(I will type again girlfriend, so tell me, tell me what you wanna do)

You left me the password to your heart
(yeah, that's it. I got it.)
No lookin' back we clicked from the start
I wanna let you know
She's mine

[Chorus X2. fade]

― bato (bato), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

Wait, that shit isn't really a song.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

Have seen some lovely girls on the picture threads, some just my type as well.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 10:50 (twenty years ago)

Gerrintherethen my son

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

yeah man. jerk it all out.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

To be honest i can't remember any names. i'll have to search the pic threads, i may get back to you with names.

Not that it'll get me anywhere.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

A faint heart never won a fair maiden!

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0502/19/NYHETER-19s09-married-660.jpg

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

haha! i was trying to say that, but without being wordy.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

kim

― -*-, Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

You left me the password to your heart

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

katharine

― less than 3, Friday, 2 December 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

i love when people post people who i dont even know who they are

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

my secret love is applesauce rides the wild lighting!

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

katharine = sunny successor = Pleasant Plains's wife

thank you

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

seriously, what the hell dude? What's my middle name?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

how many hairs do i have on my nutsack jay?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

JAQ

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

dont act like you dont think he's gonna know

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

don't act like everyone else doesn't already know

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

forget what you heard

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Okay, baldy.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

i dont shave my nutsack matt, we've been over this

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

5'3 and then some

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Mash up dem crazy baldhead

― will it go round in cyrkles? (Ken L), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Some of my vast knowledge I like to keep secret.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

what's my middle name?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Antonio.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

coleman's

― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

how many siblings do i have?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

"Misdemeanor"?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

6. Constanza, Pilar, Marisola, Lidia, Milena, and Lucia.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

where was my mother born?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Under a bad sign?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

In a cross-fire hurricane.

― Dan (But It's All Right Now) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

my grandfather owned a goat as a small boy. what was its name and how did it die?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

TRICK QUESTION! It was an alpaca.

― Dan (Sweet Little Fernswaddle) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

wrong.

His name was Lester.

He died of complications related to anorexia.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

It died because my dad killed it. He's killed a coupla goats, I'm sorry about that. I know it is what's stood between us all these years.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

wrong. it was a Vicuna. it had no name and it died of boredom.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

This is proof of my theory that the only purpose of the internet is for bored people to argue over dorky nonsense.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

WRONG. it was my grandMOTHER who owned the goat.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

This is proof of my theory that the only purpose of the internet is for bored people to argue over dorky nonsense.

Is not.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

True because I'm not even bored! What do you think about that?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

what proverb did my mother teach me aged 8 when my lunch money was stolen by a bully?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

"WHERE THE TITTIES AT?"

― Dan (Prove Me Wrong!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

This one.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

never get between a boy and his vicuna?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

why havent we all been fired yet?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

I think I just had three glasses of champagne on no lunch and I'm quite, quite giggly and would like to forget all about most of today. Hands up who wants to make out?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

I blame my lack of ever being fired on my looks.

xpost MY HAND IS UP

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Let's have a girl pile, I miss those.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

i blame my lack of being fired on being 9 feet tall and surly

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea why I haven't been fired, frankly.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Let's have a girl pile, I miss those.

:-0

― Dan (Shock And Awe) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

i blame my lack of being fired on being 9 feet tall and surly

You're Bill Laimbeer?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

my ilx crush is myself

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

girl pile + pillow fight

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

:-0

― Dan (New York >>>>>>> Boston) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Oh shut it, Dan. Perfickly platonic. Girls are just nicer for piling on, we're better-padded.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

*Pulls up chair*

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Let's have a girl pile, I miss those.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

― Dan (I Buy That, Honest) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I think I've had an alarming amount of platonic make out sessions in my life.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Woah, my cut and paste is also fixated on the girl pile!

― Dan (That Was Supposed To Say "Perfickly platonic") Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

this is getting gross.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

HI DERE NYC.

― GET EQUIPPED WITH NECKFACE LEAD (ex machina), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wfrchurch.org/Youth/pictures%20and%20photos/misc%20photos/girl%20pile_edited.jpg

― Dan (Girl-Piling For Jesus) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

I think I will be back in NYC this month. Unrelated to the conversation on this thread. Though it helps my resolve.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

XP: Yes, okay -- back to my normal standards of decorum. Sorry. Momentary lapse fueled more than a little bit by the fact that I could really use a distraction from my normal life. Feh.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

That pic is small-town youth-centre hilarious.
I have not girl piled in a long long time. I don't know if they girl pile in Mtl. And I have a never said "girl pile" before this.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

decorum is crap!!!!!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Ally, will you have time for an internerd FAP or is it for like... a wedding??

xpost, HI DEREZ

― GET EQUIPPED WITH PINTS OF GUINNESS (ex machina), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Ben and I *might* have made up "girl pile", at least I've never heard anyone else use it. Unsurprisingly it goes back to college days.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Also, Dan, those girls are like 12.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FAP TONIGHT
(copyright 2004 MANPILE INDUSTRIES)
Saturday night, what the fuck we gonna do?
Gonna have a FAP with my internet crew
Get oiled up, go out on the town
And when the lights go up, we're gonna go down
CUZ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FAP TONIGHT
GONNA STICK IT TO THE MAN
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FAP TONIGHT
LIKE ONLY MANPILE CAN
We drink some beers down at the Gold Star
Then we drink some more at another bar
And when it's time to kick it up a notch
We have a MANPILE while our girlfriends watch
CUZ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FAP TONIGHT
GONNA STICK IT TO THE MAN
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FAP TONIGHT
LIKE ONLY MANPILE CAN
LET'S KICK IT CHICAGO DEEP-DISH STYLE! (double-time hardcore breakdown)

-- n/a (nu...), November 30th, 2004 11:42 AM. (Nick A.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

btw, Laurel, champagne?! in the afternoon, at work? is it Fancy Friday? I have only ever had red wine at work, that I recall.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

That was not supposed to be a pervy picture! They are, in fact, girl-piling for Jesus!

― Dan (Kenan, Oops: Avert Your Eyes) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

All the girls in that picture looked well under perving-age.

xxx-post

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

girl-piling for jesus, man-piling for ilx?
this crazy world...

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Robyn, it was a leaving party for a colleague. For some reason they're partial to champagne here, although it's never really very good.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

It's twue, it's twue. The link had some church.org in it.
(xpost)

― riding crop cyrkle (Ken L), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

i didn't think it was perving unless they were underage

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

My friends and I girl-piled in college too!

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

unless all sexual thoughts ever now fall under the header of "perving"

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

GET BACK TO WORK, PEOPLE

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

i dont have anything to do!!

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

I think I've had an alarming amount of platonic make out sessions in my life.

Why haven't I had your life?

I think Tombot's 'fistfights' with other iLX boyz must be equiv to man-piling.

(take some of this to flirting thread, horndogs)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Why haven't I had your life?

Dr. Morbius is the older, gayer me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Decorum IS crap but it comes in handy sometimes for maintaining personal dignity an' shit. Not that I have any, at this point.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

DAEREST JON WILLIAMSMANG:

I WILL HAVE TIME FOR A FAP. IT IS A TRIP FOR RUNNING ERRANDS BUT HANGING OUT IS ON THE MENU. THEORETICALLY SO ARE GIRL PILES BUT APPARENTLY ONE MUST HAVE DIGNITY.

XO
ALLY

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Ally, just not in front of the whole People's Interweb. Jesus. See you when you get here!

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

ohhhhhh. I get it.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

AWESOME

― GET EQUIPPED WITH TITS.JPG (ex machina), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

so, back to me.

does this mean i can be a noize board mod now? seriously

― sunny suxessor (katharine), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

worst thread ever

― oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

yr gay

― sunny suxessor (katharine), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

ethan, you say that about every thread.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

for a sec i thought ethan was asleep on the job

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

we're all racist ok job done

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

i think i have a crush on beth parker's command of the english language

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

i have a crush on accentmonkey's stories

― estela (estela), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

that one girl.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 July 2006 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

really? me too!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 21 July 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

take her, dude.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 July 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

tell me more about her first.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 21 July 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

you know, the cute one.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 July 2006 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh, her? i never really thought she was that cute.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 21 July 2006 06:35 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, KILLY HAS A BOYFRIEND

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I ever DID go up to NYC after all that talk. WTF!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, when are you coming to NYC, Ally? I have been at Daddy's checking my watch and playing Lord of the Rings pinball for a few months now.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

Is it a nice watch?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

God who even knows. There are now several weddings and an obnoxious family gathering standing in the way of me having the $$$$$ and vacation for proper NYage. ;_;

Maybe after I get my hair cut, I will do a one-night-only showing? I feel like I keep promising and promising and something always happens, though.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

It used to be nice. Now it has a chip in the crystal and housepaint on it.

After the abonimable heat wave would be good. It has been crazy hot and crowded. Some people are subletting their seats on the L train for August on criagslist - maybe you can get one of those.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

this thread was great

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

I do enjoy being on the new L trains with their shiny silverness and their electronics, I have to admit that.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sensing that a girlpile is not really in the making here.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Not on the train, probably, no.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

unregistered users cannot post on this board

and i was just about to declare my undying love.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

I am roffling hardcore at this thread.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

dan perry.

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Saturday, 22 July 2006 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

that should wipe the smile off his face, eh?

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Saturday, 22 July 2006 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

myself.

― don (dow), Sunday, 23 July 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

Well, we all know now, jed_

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

Hoooo, this will be regretful tomorrow, but wine is a powerful tool. Like many other ILX lasses, Grady is a poster I keep an eye out for. It's been a while between posts and now, coming back, it's like learning a different language all over again. Not that I ever truly understood it anyway. Hence the lurking. So, point of the post, Grady has been my crush because of the sterling repartee and also because of a lovely winter pic with his lady he posted many moons ago. OK, so now I am a creepy stalker and can never post again.

― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:21 (sixteen years ago)

This thread was started cos someone had a crush on Laurel. And why not? If I were he / she I would too.

― the pinefox, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:45 (sixteen years ago)

In other words, you have a crush on Laurel.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:11 (sixteen years ago)

Who has hooked up as a result of crush threads?

― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 13:12 (sixteen years ago)

le peenfox

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 13:13 (sixteen years ago)

When does a crush start? What qualifies a crush? What is the point that you realise you are in a crush? How do you get out of a crush?

― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 13:19 (sixteen years ago)

read my book

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 13:20 (sixteen years ago)

This thread was started cos someone had a crush on Laurel. And why not? If I were he / she I would too.

but because you are not, you do not?

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 3 April 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

Does it take a new crush to get out of the old one?

― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

How long before you think crush is a really strange word with no meaning?

― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 13:27 (sixteen years ago)

for me it's Surmounter all the way! (And a little bit of ladylove for ENBB.)

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:37 (sixteen years ago)

Well! That is very pleasant. I'd (mercifully) forgotten about this thread but ty for the big ups, pf.

― guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous (Laurel), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:42 (sixteen years ago)

wahey!

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

can't believe only one person crushes on me on ilx

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

i had a crush on grady too

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

rip

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

Oh Ken C, I love you! Your hand soap/turd in the bath-tub/tomato sauce in the pantry v's fridge thread made me fall in love with ILX.

― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 13:59 (sixteen years ago)

let's have super hot sex

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

Your sparkling wit had me coming back for more. You name the place, I got the time, baby.

― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:04 (sixteen years ago)

Hoooo, this will be regretful tomorrow, but wine is a powerful tool.

You were so close here Hoos, so close.

― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:08 (sixteen years ago)

58/m/ca

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

Hoos is not what I expected after seeing WDYLL March.

― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

Found it, Legend Sir Ken C, you were the one who endeared me to ILX,

[url=Liquid soap - WTFF??[/url]

― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

that was a good thread!

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:44 (sixteen years ago)

Bloody oath, your enormous turd drawing, half the size of your bath - "good effort" - had me in tears.

― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Aw, FFM I just saw this now:

for me it's Surmounter all the way! (And a little bit of ladylove for ENBB.)

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, April 3, 2009 9:37 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Right back atcha. Also, I still think it's wild that I recognized you from way back in the D-land days. One day we'll have to meet up!

― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

We're like high school sweethearts, reunited at a singles' mixer ten years later... except, not. ;) One day!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

what is a stronger form of saying "<3": <4 or <2?

― totally dude (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 02:18 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<2 because it means ur my #1

― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 02:19 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

logged out, totally

― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

deeznuts (not so secret)

― totally dude (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

I'm clearly not on ILX enough anymore, don't have a crush and don't recognize half the regulars...I remember the days of my ILX crush on mark s though, where has he gone?

― Maria, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

I am not allowed to have an ILX crush, as this would automatically raise my creepiness quotient to the suggest ban level within seconds. That is why I always keep my hands where they can be seen.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 02:07 (sixteen years ago)

I think everyone knows mine?

― test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

(after Viceroy tho the close second is ken c)

― test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

(I get like 4 crushes a day, tho; this has waned lately bcz I have been busy but I'm sure the avg will pick back up soon)

― test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)

I'm crushed but I got no crushes.

― 65daysofsugban (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

i have various ilx crushes

― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

oh yeah abbott's my ilx crush! but i suppose i am not unique in this.

― Maria, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

i think i can safely say that every ilx gay has a crush on z_s

― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

and Abbott

― test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)

the ILX fake gay

― test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)

Are we talking actual romantic crushes? Or are these 'I think yr cool' 'crushes'? Cuz I have those, I guess.

― SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

i started referring to having "friend crushes" on people, which means i think they're rad and want them to think i'm rad.

― hokey pokey squiggle tops (ytth), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 04:29 (sixteen years ago)

but it doesn't mean i want to do them or want them to want to do me.

― hokey pokey squiggle tops (ytth), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 04:29 (sixteen years ago)

Hoooo, this will be regretful tomorrow, but wine is a powerful tool.
You were so close here Hoos, so close.
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Friday, April 3, 2009 2:08 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

lol

― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 06:16 (sixteen years ago)

i think i can safely say that every ilx gay has a crush on z_s

who?

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 06:30 (sixteen years ago)

There are many ilx crushes, sadly all are married, i think.
Hey ho!

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 06:42 (sixteen years ago)

Old Fart!

― sonderborg, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 07:23 (sixteen years ago)

shh you'll wake Old Fart!

― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 08:39 (sixteen years ago)

le peenfox

― Dr. Phil, Friday, April 3, 2009 1:13 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 09:11 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

i have a theory on who started this thread

― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

looooool

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip a hoy hoy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

...

― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

[REDACTED]

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

le peenfox

― Dr. Phil

― buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

you do NOT want to know

― frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)

true enough

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

killy has a boyfriend

― buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

^ hah

nevar forget KILLY HAS A BOYFRIEND

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

was hoping this was the thread where murderdogger told everyone who their crush was

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:39 (thirteen years ago)

I don't even know who "Jame Spears" is.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, January 22, 2008

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

was hoping this was the thread where murderdogger told everyone who their crush was

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 2:39 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that thread was very lol.

― estela, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:00 (thirteen years ago)

#7 Killy because you are "indie hot"
― chaki, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 3:30 PM

#7
Killy because you are "indie hot" - your crush = Chaki lol.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 3:34 PM

― buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:01 (thirteen years ago)

my top secret ilx crush (that I mentioned on here at least once) WAS El Tomboto

but now I have no ilx crushes. best that way. plus, like killy, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:05 (thirteen years ago)

my crushes probably already know

― sweetántangó (clouds), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:19 (thirteen years ago)

control z is v. pretty

― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:40 (thirteen years ago)

Z S

― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:43 (thirteen years ago)

aw mookieproof! *blushes*

(pls know that the photos I posted were weirdly extremely flattering, for bathroom-mirror pix)

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:00 (thirteen years ago)

hard4hoos

― tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:46 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Crush threads all originated long before I made the left turn from ILM into ILE, but I have crushes on just about everybody. I say "just about" because I do not have a crush on forks. Sry, forks!

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

HI DERE was super sexy, whatever happened to him

― GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:40 (thirteen years ago)

Never liked that guy.

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

I never did find out who the op was. Nice reminder, though.

― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

imo people who do not have a crush on in orbit are dumb.

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)

The list of ppl who do not apparently have crushes on me is a long and illustrious one, but thanks.

― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:57 (thirteen years ago)

ilx is an attractive bunch ftmp

― nevaeh for evaeh (clouds), Saturday, 29 December 2012 05:15 (thirteen years ago)

Big props to Gary the Stickblower, one of my fav posters by a long shot.

― Sax Blatterday (jaymc), Saturday, 29 December 2012 05:29 (thirteen years ago)

i still have a crush on shawn mullins all these years later

― packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:19 (thirteen years ago)

I have a crush on in orbit's nails.

― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

'international tell your crush day'

― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:58 (ten years ago)

I have crushes on just about everybody. I say "just about" because I do not have a crush on forks. Sry, forks!
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, December 29, 2012

i... i'm so ... crushed...

― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 May 2015 21:33 (ten years ago)

My ilx crushes are:
Kate78
Bell Labs
ZS
TOMBOT
JJJ
Veg
Abbott
Laurel
JUSTINE
Buttez
Iain
GBX
The entire insane gown posse
ENBB
OH AND THAT PLEASANT PLAINS DUDE

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:10 (ten years ago)

Pato too, of course!
AND Estela
And sic

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:12 (ten years ago)

And crüt criüt crüt

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:13 (ten years ago)

I have so many ILX crushes, it's just gross rly

― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:20 (ten years ago)

there are crushes and then there's estela

― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:31 (ten years ago)

i love how i can recognize sunny's ilx crushes as a distinct constellation of ilx

― jaymc, Saturday, 9 May 2015 04:32 (ten years ago)

System

― Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Saturday, 9 May 2015 05:17 (ten years ago)

Oh my! mookie too <3

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 05:18 (ten years ago)

crush reciprocated sunny <3

mookie super crushworthy, prob bc of all those old wdyll's with lyle j/k

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 May 2015 05:23 (ten years ago)

Pato too, of course!

And sic

actions speak louder http://www.khyberwatch.com/forums/images/smilies/NaziaSmilies/snooty.gif

― ( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Saturday, 9 May 2015 06:55 (ten years ago)

Gawd, y'all are crushworthy!

― kate78, Saturday, 9 May 2015 07:16 (ten years ago)

ms mac

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 May 2015 08:17 (ten years ago)

same

― italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 09:36 (ten years ago)

lol

― all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Saturday, 9 May 2015 11:38 (ten years ago)

it's...you

― ciderpress, Saturday, 9 May 2015 15:38 (ten years ago)

/Pato too, of course!

And sic/
actions speak louder 🗻

Haha awwww

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 17:46 (ten years ago)

Oh my god how could I forget:
Lag00n esp with snow face
NA
Jacob and tera

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 17:58 (ten years ago)

GRADY

FUCK IM
GOING TO STOP NOW

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 18:01 (ten years ago)

pretty sure i told him at some point, so no top secret crushes for me

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Saturday, 9 May 2015 18:04 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUX33Nnpfg

― all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Saturday, 9 May 2015 18:05 (ten years ago)

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