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I feel like we never communicate anymore.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

I really need to tell you something.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

You never listen.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Why don't we just try to have a nice time for a change, okay? Do you need to analyze everything?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Look, can I just finish eating? Please?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Is this about the chili?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

What does it look like I'm doing here? I'm READING, ok? Like, with my eyes -- Look, can we just talk about this later?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Are you counting my drinks again? Good god, it's CINCO DE MAYO.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

You never want to do anything I want to do.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Really, it's not you, it's me.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Of course I"m having a good time. Doesn't it look like I'm having a great fucking time?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Everything you want to do is gay.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Get off my back! Cocaine is THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY!

*weeps*

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

(actually said to me once)

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Daddy drinks because you cry.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

If maybe -- just MAYBE -- you lifted a finger around here I wouldn't be so crabby when you got home.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Where the hell have you been for 45 minutes? Why didn't you answer your phone?!!

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Don't tell me to relax.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Can't we just rent a NORMAL movie for once? Like Jim Carey or something? Why always weird boring Russian movies EVERY TIME?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

You're being so aggressive.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

why can't we have nice things?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think it's going to fit in there, quit forcing it! OW!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going out. I don't know where, just out.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

What do you mean, you're going home and you need the keys? To READ A BOOK?! You're mad at me, aren't you? Are you sure you're okay? You're not mad?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Are you mad at me?

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Mwahaha, Manda.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Something's wrong, I can tell.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I can tell from the look on your face, you're not interested in what I have to say.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Did I do something to annoy you? Why is it always ME annoying YOU?

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I guess you must never be annoying. I guess that's how it is, isn't it.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe I would rather jerk off.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I've long been convinced that I really have nothing to say.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Wait. You liked those people?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

God, this thread has moved from mildly humorous to profoundly cathartic.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

KISS MY ASS, BITCH! I'LL BE AT DUANE'S!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Just stop me if you heard this one before. No, no, let me speak, it's got a different ending.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

You're trying hard not to show it, but baby, baby, I know it.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

What happened to FUN? Are we THAT OLD now?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Listen, I get it, ok? I GET IT.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Leave me alone.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

You know when I said I liked your music? I lied.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, so now you're mad? Why are you mad? I'm the one who should be mad.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Are you going to wear that again?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Can we PLEASE stop talking about this? I GET IT, OK?

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Why is it never my friends?!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

You'll suck it, you'll swallow it and you'll like it.

― Inappropriate Interjection, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

God, just shut up, I'm trying to watch the Simple Life.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

This is fucking ridiculous. Can you hear yourself? I can't talk to you when you're like this.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

I've already asked you nicely THREE TIMES to get this done, how many times do you THINK I need to ask you nicely before you do it? You only respond when I get mad anyway, maybe I should just start out mad from now on!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

This is going to hurt me alot more than it's going to hurt you...

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

it's just changed, hasn't it? Don't you think so too?

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

*sigh* Just go and find out what passive/aggressive actually means.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I'm fine. Don't worry about it, just forget it. I'm fine.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Do you even know ANYTHING about me?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

What're you thinking? Don't pretend it's nothing, I saw that face.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all that whining

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

No, fuck you, you're not sleeping in here after that bullshit. Just get out. Go sleep on the couch.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, it's less cold on the couch anyhow

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

You're never around when I need you the most.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

YES I'm in a bad mood. I'm fucking tired, okay? Just fucking drop it.

(Actually overheard on Sunday; a punk couple on BART, carrying leftovers from some party or BBQ.)

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Don't "huh?" me. I saw you looking at her.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Don't touch me.

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

what do you mean, "you're not cut out for a relationship"?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

What do you mean, I shouldn't feel that way? Don't tell me how to feel!

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Oh shit, I was only joking, I sometimes reach this point where I think I've said the wroing thing, and I spend hours just going over it wishing I could take it all back

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Grab my boobs like that one more time and you're getting a kick in the nuts.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

"I am going to bite you, both physically and mentally, and FUCK UP YOUR LIFE"

(imagine this said in an extremely posh English middle class accent)

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Are you like this all the time?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

It's funny, but I don't feel a burning need to have drinks with MY ex, do I? Maybe because I actually CARE about your feelings.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Well, mind how you go dear

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, keep going with that. That's a winner. Just keep right on going.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

I really don't understand what is so hard about this concept.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not falling for that fake crying again, Miss Spoiled Only Child Cry on Command... I'm going out.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

*shrug*

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

You know, if you'd just said "I'm sorry" right at the beginning I'm sure none of this would be happening.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

*rolls eyes*

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

You voted on the resolution, didn't you? And you saw the same intelligence I did, didn't you?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

stop scooping at my crouch!

― Dinksy Chinx, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

What is so hard about just going to sleep!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

I'm lighting a cigarette, what does it LOOK like I'm doing? Jesus.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

*sigh*

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Drama is for the stage.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I just don't think I love you anymore.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think you find me attractive anymore.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

You know what? At this point, sorry just isn't enough. I don't believe you. If you were really sorry, this wouldn't keep happening, would it? I think you're only sorry that you got caught.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

So this is my fault now? Why is every goddamn problem we have MY fault?

Christ... do you even like me anymore?

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

You're okay

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Well why the fuck were you looking through my wallet in the first place? What'd you expect to find?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

You're disgusting.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

(These barbs are quite gender-specific, eh?)

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

No I will not give you my email password. No, it does not mean that I don't trust you. I'm not hiding anything! Can't SOME things be private?!

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

It's always me. It's always me who fucks up and it's always me who apologises. Well not this time ok?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad we had this chat, laters!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't even want to go, but you know how those guys are... NO, I DID NOT HAVE A LAPDANCE? OKAY? Is that what you wanted to hear?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T YOU DUCK WHEN I SWING AT YOU.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

(actually my mother said that to my little brother after a particularly space-cadet afternoon)

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't say THAT!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, no, go right ahead, kick some furniture, that'll definitely help your problems.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

What?

WHAT?!

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Can you just fake being civil for one fucking hour? Can you just pretend that we're actually a couple 'til dinner is finished? Please?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

You're drunk.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe we should just consider having an open relationship from now on.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, you WOULD say that, wouldn't you.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, like YOUR mother's a fucking paragon of empathy.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Open the door, damn it! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

No! You give me back that bottle! GIMME BACK THE FUGGIN' BOTTLE!

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Look, you tell me five fucking hundred sex stories, and I tell you ONE SINGLE STORY and now this... don't ask if you don't want to hear, okay?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Well, why not? Don't give me any shit about, "you're scared it's too big", you've done it before and enjoyed it!

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Forget it.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Look, if you want to have sex, rub my penis a couple of times. If you don't, just rub it five hundred times.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Not if you're going to insult my goddamn family!

xpost BWAHAHAHA

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

What do you mean you always need a glass of water to spit it into? Ok, fine, hang on....

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

You knew back then that I'm not good with money! Oh but I was cute and funny and 'bohemian' back then! Fuck.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

My shirt looks fucking fine, let's just go.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

What? Why not? You're already in the fucking kitchen!

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

That is not what you said, I remember what you said. You know, sometimes I think if we had a tape recorder we'd save a lot of time.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

I just need a man who, you know, [x]

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't want you to AGREE with me when I said that, sheesh!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I'm a monster.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

What? okay, FINE, we'll leave now! I know they're only halfway thru the set, you wanted to leave, so we'll leave. Are you happy?

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even know you anymore.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

Well, MAKE UP YOUR MIND, DAMMIT!

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Just tell me what I did wrong so I can be sorry and we can put this whole thing behind us!!!

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm SO sick of your 'taoist' bullshit...

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Could you answer to what I actually say rather than what you've already decided I was going to say?

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

You have an incredible knack for hearing EXACTLY what you DON'T want to hear.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

Look, that was five years ago, and I was drunk. Could we please let it lie?

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

I've tried for so long to be better at this, but you don't even notice!

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

"Raw food" is a fucking sham.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

But that's fine, I mean, whatever.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

I think I just need more reassurance from you sometimes.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

What about what I need? When do my wants and needs come into play here?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

That's what you always say, I'm so sick of it! What you need is a good smack upside the head!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I'd like to see you try it. Maybe if you weren't so drunk all the time you wouldn't say such stupid shit.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

You're just changing the subject.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

The original subject, unsurprisingly since it came from you, was extraordinarily boring.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'd rather be boring than annoy people all the time.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

Alright, that's it, I'm going to Natalie's house for the night. Enjoy the internet porn, asshole.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

Do you notice how you never seem to bring it up? Does it not matter to you, or what?

― Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

BYYYYYE!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

I called this number three times today,
But then...I...I put the phone back in place.
I still don't know if I should have called... well.
Tell me, dear, if I'm out of place.
Yes, here's your chance to make me awkward,
and wish that I had never called this place.
But you walked by today, with hippie johnny.
I'm calling to say, "I could take his place."

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

I've noticed how you act like it's some great concession every time we do what I want to do.

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

Lissten, I've been thinking about it. I'm really sorry, I don't know why I brought that up last night. It happened months ago. I'm sorry. Let's not fight anymore, ok?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'm STRAIGHT.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

stop burping. ok if u keep doing that were gonna have a problem

burp

― Rizz (Rizz), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

...step into my office baby.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 1 December 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

I thought we resolved this months ago, but you just HAD to go and bring it up again

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

Can you look at me when I'm talking to you?

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

I swear you love that tv more than you love me.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

It's not about taking out the garbage, it's about you taking out the garbage without me asking.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

You make me wish I were straight.

― WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

Get off my back! Cocaine is THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY!
(actually said to me once)
-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), November 22nd, 2005 1:44 PM. (kenan)

"My friends care about me and they want to help me feel better, THAT'S why they give me cocaine!"

― WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

"My friends might be shallow clubbers, but at least they're not BORING like your friends!"

(said in front of my friends)

― WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, fine, you're right. You're always right, I'm always wrong, whatver, ok?

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha.
xpost
(I've never said these things, but I've learned a lot from Dr. Phil shows. TV: where the passive-aggressive relationship becomes entertainment.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't say that. I'd never say a thing like that. How can you think I'd ever say that?

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

(okay, haha, I've said this. But it was TROO.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

"We don't have sex because you won't just be a man and take me."

― WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

Can you just stop with the drum sticks for one second?

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/43900339/1690827

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

Look, no, look, I'm not angry anymore, I can talk, we can talk, I'll clean the stuff I broke later, talk to me.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

God this is one of the worst phrases to both hear and say. ugh.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 12 July 2009 08:48 (fifteen years ago)

It's usually ONIMOUS and also a let down.

― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Sunday, 12 July 2009 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

ominous? christ, lack of sleep makes my English even more rubbish.

― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Sunday, 12 July 2009 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

No not another time, NOW.

― Local Garda, Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

What do you think?

― Local Garda, Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

Yes I know. I love when people pull this on you and you break into a sweat.....and they reveal that THEY HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR YOU!

― Department of Energy Department (u s steel), Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

Can you look at me when I'm talking to you?

Cute, when uttered .....to my DOG. Who plays along with it with humor, as if to say, "I've heard this before."

― Department of Energy Department (u s steel), Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

ha that always is the case at work: "can you come see me in my office?" "ok". FUCK! What did I do, what did I do! Do they know about the 2 hr lunch? The heavy internet usage? FUCK!! "Hey, just wanted to tell you what a great job you've been doing yadda yadda"

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

um xp

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

Look, I'm sorry I'm crying again. I don't know what's wrong. It's just, sometimes this is how you make me feel.

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:45 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes I feel like I'M the only one trying to make this relationship work.

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:47 (fifteen years ago)

it's not about you, it's not about me, it's about US

― paragon of incalescence (rrrobyn), Sunday, 12 July 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

Excuse me, where the fuck do you think you're going?

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

Don't walk away from me, asshole!!!

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

your parents fought like this, didn't they?

― Kerm, Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

Can we just admit some lies that we may have told each ohter?

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

You know what, I can't stand you. I can't stand that.

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

Your shoes, your pants, that shirt you're wearing, your hair--your hair drives me crazy. Just get out.

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

im not MAD at you i just DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME IT'S LIKE I'M TALKING TO A BRICK WALL

― snoball, Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO ALL THE TIME

― snoball, Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

STOP TRYING TO ORGANISE AND CONTROL EVERYTHING

― snoball, Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

Why can't you make plans ahead of time like a NORMAL PERSON??!?!

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

(this thread is starting to turn into My Parent's Arguments 1971-present day...)

― snoball, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

"okay"? And what am I supposed to think you mean by "okay"? I'm not a fucking MIND READER!

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

How many sockets do we have in our toolbox? How wide is a lawnmower? How long is our garden hose?? You don't know anything because you're always playing those damn videogames!!

― save your lover! (Z S), Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

(real life argument with dad)

― save your lover! (Z S), Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

("Thankfully" my father is/was one of these people who is convinced that he's the only one who knows how to do everything and therefore "everyone else is wrong". Once I'd realised that, that kind of argument just passed over my head.)

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

How wide is a lawnmower?

^^
dying at this

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, I'm crying, what does it look like I'm doing? Because I'm upset, okay? Do I have to get your permission for that or what?

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

Don't touch me.

I said Don't. Fucking. Touch me.

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

I can see that look in your eyes and No, it's NOT "That Time Of The Month". JESUS!!

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

NO, I'M FINE! NOTHING is wrong. I'm NOT ANGRY AT YOU!

― StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that everything has to be about you.

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago)

i've been meaning to bring this up for a long time....

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

Does my lawnmower look wide in this?

:-)

― StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

For the last time, NO. I don't want to leave you. Why do you keep asking me that? Do you WANT me to leave you? Should I just go now?

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

(VERSE 1)

Just a minute there
we need to talk

How many sockets do you think
there are in a toolbox?

How long is our
garden hose?

You don't know because
all you do is play Super Mario

(CHORUS)

How wide is a lawnmower?
You don't even know.
How wide is a lawnmower?
You don't even know.

When I'm mowing the lawn,
You're playing videogames

Every week I cut the grass
It's always the same (short descending guitar riff)

it's always the same... (guitar riff)

(VERSE 2)

Just a moment there
before you start a new game

How would you go about
unblocking the drain?

Where does the sewer run
beneath the front yard?

You don't know because
all you do is play Street Fighter on hard

(sing CHORUS)

(BREAK - switch to 2/4 time, military style drums)

how wide is a lawnmower? (repeat x 8, starting off quiet and gradually getting louder)

(guitar slash) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh (drums go crazy)

(sing CHORUS)

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1774/snapshot2m.jpg

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Monday, 13 July 2009 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

dude with a face like that got TWO women to sleep with him?

― come on let's be meaningful together yeah (bug), Monday, 13 July 2009 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

Hey, thanks!

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Monday, 13 July 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

lol sorry

― come on let's be meaningful together yeah (bug), Monday, 13 July 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

lol thanks that was funny and not at all mildly hurtful

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Monday, 13 July 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

a+ all around

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

stevie D rox

― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Monday, 13 July 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

Remember Thursday morning when I was throwing up and I said it was because I drank too much when I was out with the girls Wednesday night??......

― Fetchboy, Monday, 13 July 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

stay classy bug

― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 July 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

we need to talk...

never followed by anything you want to hear, in my humble experience. especially when spoken by employer or romantic partner.

― m coleman, Monday, 13 July 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes you JUST HAVE TO TALK. God. Being too afraid to let me down and too proud to say you're sorry is 100% unhelpful.

― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Monday, 13 July 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/006016848X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― m coleman, Monday, 13 July 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

I'll tell you how you can improve communication, you can pick up the goddamn phone.

― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

How come it's always ME who calls YOU???

― Fetchboy, Monday, 13 July 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

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