Charles Kennedy - Classic or Dud?

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Should he stand down or stay put? I really ought to know more about the inner workings of the Lib Dems.

Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)

i think he's pretty hopeless. the party itself doesn't have a coherent programme to put to the elctorate, but beyond that kennedy seems unable to take a real, hard stance on anything, viz war, torture, suspension of habeas corpus etc etc.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

he just doesn't have anything about him. that's not to say i'd like a blair/cameron clone in there. But yeh, you're absolutely right, Lib Dems have been getting votes due to their national policies (pro-cannabis, anti-student loan, anti-council tax etc) but never really promoted their international policies other than "Boo-hiss Blair bombed Iraq he a bad mang" etc.

Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 09:53 (twenty years ago)

I like Champagne Charlie but the Lib-Dems badly need to replace him.

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, this is exactly the problem, the Lib Dems don't stand for anything, they just stand against other parties' policies. Next Lib Dem leader would be either Lembit Opik or Greg Mulholland, right?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:21 (twenty years ago)

they'd have the same chance w/ gary mulholland

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

lembit opik is one of royksopp innee?

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

beyond that kennedy seems unable to take a real, hard stance on anything

I sort of agree with this - he's too amiable for his own good really - but part of it surely is that old chesnut about the inherent difficulty of conveying any sort of nuanced stance through such an unsubtle beast as the media. When you're the third party commenting on what's often falsely portrayed as a black-and-white issue, it's kind of hard finding a distinct spotlight to wank your mandate under. Which has always been Charlie's gripe I guess.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

well he could say 'no war' or 'religion out of schools' or something liberal like that.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

But I don't think that's what he unconditionally believes.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

Basically, if the Lib Dems want to be the opposition, they need to stop acting like a third party.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

basically the media isn't going to go away, and fact is menzies campbell, even when very ill, performed better on television (more trustworthy, more authoritative, etc) than the ruddy-nosed kennedy.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

basically the media isn't going to go away

Which is the nubbins of it really isn't it? LibDems have always blamed the system where others have played the system.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

the party itself doesn't have a coherent programme to put to the elctorate

neither did the Tories at the last election really but they still picked up more votes. i blame the electorate!

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

The other major problem for the Lib Dems is that the Conservatives are now (arguably) electable, so they're not going to pick up any more votes from people just throwing their arms into the air and going "Oh, I don't care".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

I was going to seek a Lib Dem thread, to discuss the apparent challenge.

I think that Hughes and Campbell will not be future leaders. I think that a contest could be fought between Oaten and Cable. I would expect Oaten to win. Maybe that will even happen soon.

the boxfox, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

PS / I voted LD at the last election, and not because I was saying "Oh, I don't care". If that had been my attitude, perhaps I would have voted Labour.

the bellefox, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

i voted LD simply on acct of the war, but they do seem totally confused about policy in general.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

i reckon Hughes would get it just cos he has a vaguely decent profile in the media. he's certainly be the most popular with those who defected from labour in the last election. oaten and cable would both take the party rightwards, esp. cable who i find plain creepy. campbell's too much like kennedy and too old. can't see them making up much ground tho either way. their one chance of power's in the case of a hung parliament next time round where they'd have to side with either labour or cons to form a govt. that would then presumably force them to decide exactly where they thought they were going. lembit opik's LD northern ireland spokesman and very nice if a big excitable, zany, schoolboy type. looks about 14 with white hair.

barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Cable is my MP. He is a decent guy, but not 'leadership potential'. Oaten or Opik would prob get it, not that I care.

Dr.C, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

but they do seem totally confused about policy in general.

how so?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

and does Cameron really have 'leadership potential'? i think many people are just 'enjoying' the novelty of the Conservatives having a relatively photogenic leader for the first time ever and expecting to do better as a result (which they will).

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

'and does Cameron really have 'leadership potential'?'

he's telegenic, yes.

barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

LDs: half of them are social liberals who imply they'd have a labour-style welfare state; the other half are economic liberals who'd cut back on same. the ex-labour voters who vote LD tend to focus on the 'legalize it' side and ignore the rest.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

you need that kind of mix i reckon. but then i'd abolish the whole concept of political 'parties' if i could.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

http://gallery.antisozial.de/albums/album21/hippy.jpg

retarded and gay (bato), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Why do you need that mix? Having half your party at odds with other other fundamental ideological issues seems a bit of a problem for them, to me.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

Charles Kennedy is my mum and dad's MP, and his brother is a good friend of my uncle. He's a fairly decent chap, all told, but good chap does not necessarily equal great leader.

Lembit Opik is a menk however, and I'd rather have Charlie Kennedy any day over a bloke who is obsessed with aliens and married to Sian Lloyd.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

I am aware that some people say Cameron is photogenic. But I would like to note here that I think he is, in a way, hideous.

the bellefox, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

It's because his mouth is too small for his face.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

He's less attractive than Blair, but more attractive than Kennedy.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Why do you need that mix? Having half your party at odds with other other fundamental ideological issues seems a bit of a problem for them, to me.

What example are we talking about here? Of course division doesn't work against the idea of one party being completely united on all issues, but the latter seems somewhat absurd in itself. Unrealistic? When most issues are clearly grey, how can one commit to a policy that is entirely black or white?


also, SIAN LLOYD IS AN ALIEN. It all makes sense now.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

well, either you have high taxes and spending, or you don't, and the LDs don't seem sure of themselves on this score. for the government to function, it has to have some kind of coherence on the big questions.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 15 December 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

Giving a flying fuck about the Lib Dems is a sure sign you're taking politics too seriously.

Falling down the stairs again (noodle vague), Thursday, 15 December 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

it's just something to natter about, to cover up the silence. otherwise we'd have to come to terms with mortality and shit.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 15 December 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

So horribly true.

Falling down the stairs again (noodle vague), Thursday, 15 December 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Simon Hughes - haha. Every time he stands up to speak in the Commons he gets jeered because he's considered such a pompous self-righteous twerp - he's a standing joke. Ming Campbell is too old. Oaten isn't clever enough. Isn't Cable the guy who wants the Liberals to "move towards the centre ground", ie, BE EXACTLY LIKE NEW LABOUR AND CAMERON'S TORIES? Saints preserve us!

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 15 December 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm rather more supportative of Kennedy than most here, as, by and large, he's made the right decisions and taken the right positions, on civil liberties, the Iraq war and is indeed staunchly anti-Tory.

I would rather have a 'chairman' than a 'leader' like Blair or Cameron.

Tom May (Tom May), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

The right position on Iraq war: "We support it, until things start going wrong, then we don't"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

I think we should go back to old-skool politics where everyone looked and behaved like a fucking monster and people at least could be bothered to respect or hate them properly.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Thatcher's 80s cabinets were great for that. Every single one of the fuckers looked like a Dickensian villain.

The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

I think that its high time Charlie boy packed his bags and went so that the party can decide on a definate liberal direction Will they be the Left Liberal party of British politics, taking the stomping ground once occupied by Old Labour; will they take on issues of social justice, council housing and privitisation? Will they in affect stand agaunst the present right-wing consensus of the centre ground be the real alternative? Or will they on the other hand ally themselves primarily wuth the Conservatives amd the Blairites in a programe of market-based reforms; the party of private ownership, small government,low taxation and libiterian social policy? Will they in affect become the Liberal party of Gladstone? This big choice must be faced by the Lib-Dems at some stage, a fact obscured by Kennedy who is determined to marry the left and right of his party into a cohesive whole. That will only end in tears when it comes to polling day, when there is no united mwessage and when the Lib-dems will not havw the kudos of an unpopular war. It is tinme for a fresh face and the tough political choices to be finally made for the direction of the Liberals.

Ben Wood, Friday, 16 December 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm rather more supportative of Kennedy than most here, as, by and large, he's made the right decisions and taken the right positions, on civil liberties, the Iraq war and is indeed staunchly anti-Tory.
I would rather have a 'chairman' than a 'leader' like Blair or Cameron.

OTM. But also, has it really come to the point where we have no other choice than to support either right or central parties? I find the fact a lot of people my age are disillusioned with politics and don't vote is because there is no real alternative. Left-wing parties are considered extremely radical or unfashionable in this day and age. And I'll agree with Matt DC - we need a few Thatchers and Benns to shake up the system. It's become a fucking X-Factor contest of whose mug is the most camera friendly rather than who is the most passionate about what they believe in.

My friend put forward the other day that most authorative figures (politicians, teachers, even parents) go out and try their best in order to prove their own worth to other people, rather than actually wanting to make a difference. While I would argue that it's really horses for courses, this is the impression that I get from people like Cameron and Blair - they got bullied at school and now they want to prove that they can make it - like some kind of messed up popularity contest. At least Kennedy doesn't TRY to be some jumped up over charismatic male model all the time. I'd hate it if the LD's followed down this path and therefore I'd say it's Ming Campbell who deserves a shot at the (ironically-called) limelight, despite the well documented health issues.

Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
oh for cryin out loud...

watch yer back Kennedy (and Cameron)...

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 5 January 2006 12:52 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 12:56 (twenty years ago)

i guess when yo're drafting yer party's constitution you never even think of something this stupid happening, so fail to rule it out.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 12:58 (twenty years ago)

Lib Dem voter in "not of tax-paying age" non-shock.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 January 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

I've always rather liked Kennedy, if only because he seems like an affable bloke (terrible reason for approving of a politician, I know).

He does have a very large and bulbous head, mind.

chap who would dare to work for the man (chap), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:00 (twenty years ago)

I do not understand the Kennedy hataz. He likes a drink, they say. So did Winston Churchill. And I like a drink too, making him the best party leader ever.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:06 (twenty years ago)

OTM. Lock thread!

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:06 (twenty years ago)

that was xpost to chap.

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:08 (twenty years ago)

not that DV's comment was any less OTM.

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:08 (twenty years ago)

Other world leaders who liked a tipple:

http://www.equalrights4all.org/images/bushbust76.JPG

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:08 (twenty years ago)

The youngest president thing has blown my mind. Especially how his mum is so offhand about it all.

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

We decided that later on he'd be snowed under with GCSE work and sooner was better than later.

If only I'd got that stint as PM in before I started me a-levels...

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:13 (twenty years ago)

I know someone who was their Constituency Association Chairman when he was 12 (this was back in the day when they were just the Liberal Party under Jo Grimond).

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:25 (twenty years ago)

It will be an act of self-decapitation if the LibDems try and oust Kennedy in favour of someone more like Blair or Cameron... or indeed try and move their policy programme to the free-market right (oh, and anything to make them 'popular' so they'd probably dump being pro-European by this logic...), as some of their MPs seem to want.

*What choice then*?

Tom May (Tom May), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

what choice now, tom?

what does kennedy represent?

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 14:00 (twenty years ago)

It seems a pity that the other thread is not postable-on. I don't know why that keeps happening to threads, in general.

the bellefox, Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

charles kennedy!


kennedy....

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I don't know why that keeps happening to threads, in general.

i made it registered-users-only. sorry. if i'd seen this thread was in new answers, i wouldn't have started the other one. but i didn't, so i did. such is life.

hic.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Too much apple pie

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

I know someone who was their Constituency Association Chairman when he was 12

Isn't that a bit young to be Constituency Association Chairman?

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

They were desperate for anyone those days. The liberals have always been the party in which a pretty intelligent and talented sort can become somebody much quicker.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Too much apple pie

-- Dave B (dave.boyl...), January 5th, 2006 8:06 PM

Is that a gratuitous Wedding Present reference?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Now Oaten's walked away with Charlie's job

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

and everybody loves a teevee ... er, teetotal show

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Shall we bump this when Chucky appears on Celeb Big Brother 2007?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

So Dave Gedge for new Lib Dem leader then.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

"you've got to pick some whisky up"

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

you've got to let some leaderships go

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 5 January 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

cain't y'all just use 'Canady' or sumfin?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 6 January 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

oops, that was supposed to be on the other thread

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 6 January 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one who's actually really fucking upset about this? It's prime ammunition for Cokehead Cameron to use in his nicey nicey approach, plus even more fuel for the anti-drinking-laws curtain tugging crowd.

FUCK THIS SHIT. Surely there is one person out there who can slap these cunts into place.

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Friday, 6 January 2006 02:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/2005/01/06/010604-mr-t.png

On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Friday, 6 January 2006 02:34 (twenty years ago)

right on!!

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Friday, 6 January 2006 09:09 (twenty years ago)

even more fuel for the anti-drinking-laws curtain tugging crowd.

wtf are you on about?

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 09:39 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one who's actually really fucking upset about this?

yup.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 09:47 (twenty years ago)

i was drunk, yeh?

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Friday, 6 January 2006 09:58 (twenty years ago)

you should stand down.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 09:58 (twenty years ago)

Surely the point isn't that he's an alcoholic, but that he lied about being an alcoholic?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:02 (twenty years ago)

it's both, i think.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:04 (twenty years ago)

So that's the Tories won the next election then...

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:20 (twenty years ago)

Because the Lib Dems had a pretty good chance of taking it before this.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:22 (twenty years ago)

They had a pretty good chance of holding on to some of their seats, which are predominantly in Tory areas. Enough Tories elected = Tory government.

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:25 (twenty years ago)

dada otm, but it's entirely labour's fault.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:27 (twenty years ago)

I blame the drink myself

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:28 (twenty years ago)

Surely the point isn't that he's an alcoholic, but that he lied about being an alcoholic?

Alcoholics refusing/failing to recognise an alcohol problem is quite commonplace. I don't think it reflects on his integrity as a politician.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:53 (twenty years ago)

erm, he's been having treatment, so i would guess he recognised he had a problem. also if you're a putative head of state, alcohol addiction is a bit of a no-no.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:57 (twenty years ago)

It impacts on his ability to be energetic and visible though, which is the #1 outward-facing skill you need as a leader of a small party.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 6 January 2006 10:57 (twenty years ago)

Missing a big debate is a non-no; it's like missing a crucial work meeting because you were in the pub. many places would sack someone for gross misconduct under the circumstances.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:01 (twenty years ago)

I doubt this will have an enormous effect on the LibDems chances at the next election, new leader or otherwise, they're kind of fucked anyway. A resurgent Tory party will energise supporters of both other parties = goodbye LibDem seats.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:02 (twenty years ago)

trudat

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:03 (twenty years ago)

(Plus, crucially, Blair will be gone, which will also probably re-engergise Labour supporters)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:06 (twenty years ago)

also if you're a putative head of state, alcohol addiction is a bit of a no-no.

How long was Boris Yeltsin in charge again?

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:07 (twenty years ago)

He only stopped drinking 2 months ago, that indicates a rather long period of denial before he sought treatment. When asked about his drinking during the last leadership challenge frenzy he didn't deny it but merely said it "wasn't an issue" (bear in mind that this was after his treatment and cessation of drinking).

also if you're a putative head of state, alcohol addiction is a bit of a no-no.
Bullshit. He sought treatment. He stopped drinking. He will ALWAYS be an alcohol addict.
Heads of state and alcohol have a long and illustrious history together.

Missing a big debate is a non-no
Alcoholics get non-alcohol related illnesses too you know.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:08 (twenty years ago)

When asked about his drinking during the last leadership challenge frenzy he didn't deny it but merely said it "wasn't an issue" (bear in mind that this was after his treatment and cessation of drinking).

he has flat-out denied being a heavy drinker, though, eg 4 1/2 years ago on 'newsnight'.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:14 (twenty years ago)

Heads of state and alcohol have a long and illustrious history together.

'illustrious'?

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:17 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Churchill famously conduct WWII on a couple of bottles of bouze a day?

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:20 (twenty years ago)

Heads of state and alcohol have a long and illustrious history together.

http://www.photodome.ru/School/EPA/RUSSIA-YELTSIN_DANCES-2.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:23 (twenty years ago)

"Hey, Kennedy, Swimmers Arms at 2, yeah?"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:23 (twenty years ago)

He did, but I don't think Charles Kennedy is as talented an individual as Winston Churchill, sticking my neck out there a bit I know (xxpost)

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:24 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Churchill famously conduct WWII on a couple of bottles of bouze a day?
-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...), January 6th, 2006.

and speed. but churchill didn't actually run tings; in fact his staff had to dissuade him from playing silly buggers (let's invade istria!) much of the time.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:25 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Churchill famously conduct WWII on a couple of bottles of bouze a day?
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill

he has flat-out denied being a heavy drinker, though, eg 4 1/2 years ago on 'newsnight'.
I know. Alcoholics do that. My point is that this denial about drinking while still drinking is sympomatic of the problem and not a reflection of his honesty as a politician. Since he recognised his problem and sought help he has not denied it, but merely attempted to keep it to himself, which is more than understandable.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:26 (twenty years ago)

"Part of the reason for the distrust of (George) Brown was the private knowledge of his excessive drinking, which only exacerbated his rude and aggressive style of politics. The mainstream press of the day did not publicise this problem, but it became publicly apparent when Brown was invited on Associated-Rediffusion television to pay tribute to John F. Kennedy after his assassination (Brown was probably the closest Labour politician to Kennedy). Brown had come from a dinner in Shoreditch where he had already drunk a great deal, and drank more while preparing to go on air - having a row with actor Eli Wallach which became physical. When Brown went on air, millions of viewers saw him interpret a fair question as an accusation of his having overstated his closeness, then give a morose and slurred tribute from which it was apparent he was intoxicated. Brown had to issue a public apology."

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:27 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Charles Kennedy is as talented an individual as Winston Churchill

On the other hand, he never advocated sterilising poor people or gassing the Kurds, so it's swings and roundabouts.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:30 (twenty years ago)

He only stopped drinking 2 months ago, that indicates a rather long period of denial before he sought treatment.

no, he said he hadn't had a drink for two months, not he stopped drinking two months ago. that sentence was just after the one where he said people who knew him well would know that it had been a long struggle and that he had had long periods of time without drinking any alcohol at all. to me that suggests he's been fighting it for quite some time and has had a few relapses, the last of which was two months ago.

emsk ( emsk), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:32 (twenty years ago)

For Fuck's Sake, Shane MacGowan would make a better Prime Minister than any I've lived under. Let the lad have a drink.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:34 (twenty years ago)

What Kennedy actually denied on newsnight was tanking a bottle of whisky alone of an evening.

"How much do you drink? Do you drink privately? By yourself, a bottle of whisky late at night?"

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:36 (twenty years ago)

Apparently he was boozed up on several occasions in November (xxpost)

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:37 (twenty years ago)

He should form a Britain 2006: Let's All Get Pissed Party.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:38 (twenty years ago)

The Wild Party

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:39 (twenty years ago)

The 24 Hour Party.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:41 (twenty years ago)

"I'd jusht like to shay that I intend to fight tooth and nail to protect the intereshts of my conshtit.. conshtititu.. conshtuent... consh... all of the people who voted for me."

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 11:46 (twenty years ago)

Essentially, once a leader has to resort to the back-me-or-sack-me strategy, he's already finished. If no one will be his Brutus, his only options are to resign immediately, or to tragically linger on to the embarrassment of everyone, John Major-style, until someone finally puts the boot in.

jz, Friday, 6 January 2006 12:00 (twenty years ago)

True dat

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:02 (twenty years ago)

Stalking horse. Kennedy weakened. Kennedy withdraws. Oaten steps into breach.

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:06 (twenty years ago)

... Oaten or some other loser

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:07 (twenty years ago)

i don't even know who he is

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:09 (twenty years ago)

I hear Charlie has the same problem

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:10 (twenty years ago)

"Young and dynamic" is the new thing. Blair standing down and being replaced by a dreary old Scottish bloke will be Labour's downfall.

Oaten will get the LibDem job because he's the youngest of the potential challengers. Then he'll appoint that 12 year old from the other thread as Education Spokesboy.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:13 (twenty years ago)

Young dynamic and posh is what is required in Britain 2006

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:14 (twenty years ago)

As opposed to old decrepit and posh for the previous 1000 years.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:17 (twenty years ago)

Young dynamic and posh is what is required in Britain 2006
-- CLassic or Dadaismus? (dadaismu...), January 6th, 2006.

finally i'm in fashion.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:21 (twenty years ago)

oaten and campbell have apparently ruled themselves out of the poll. hughes hasn't. but i think there's a good chance chuck will stay in the job. that might actually be the best thing for the party, but will be a disaster in terms of its votes.

i don't give a fuck if the guy's an alcoholic or not. i know many "dysfunctional" people who are astonishing at their jobs; hellfire, i'm a journalist. alcoholism used to go with the territory. my problem with kennedy is that, for whatever reason, the libdems under his leadership have never made any great inroads; every time they threaten to soar, they fall back to earth with a bump.

this might be because he's too pissed to run the party properly. it might be because their policies are too weak to attract the disillusioned left-wing labour voters they so desperately need. up here in scotland, i've never voted libdem because a) the scottish party is riddled with wanks, and b) in coalition with labour at holyrood they've been a fucking bad joke. but god, i'd rather have a drunken but effective leader than a sober, weedy one.

but that's just me. like i say: if he does survive in the job, which is eminently possible, then he's signed his own death warrant because a) voters won't trust him any more because he lied repeatedly about his problem, and b) many people will have a kneejerk "O NOES HE IS A JAKEY" attitude. and i'm not even getting in to how amusing/horrible parliamentary debates will become.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:23 (twenty years ago)

oaten and campbell have apparently ruled themselves out of the poll

They have ruled themselves out of running against Kennedy - that does not mean they won't be running in the leadership election

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Does this mean one MP is going to have do the a Heseltine "stand against the leader solely to force a wider leadership election" thang?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:27 (twenty years ago)

i think tom was otm upthread: the alcoholism could plausibly be linked with his absenteeism. ming-campbell has been a more forceful anti-war speaker than the alleged leader.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

Aye, some no hoper will stand and get enough votes to undermine Kennedy then it'll be a three way competition between Hughes, Campbell and Oaten.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

I think that's what I said upthread (xpost)

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

I'd prefer the Heseltine "major life-threatening heart attack" thang from several of them.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Hughes = weirdo and Christian
Campbell = old and Scottish
Oaten = who he?

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:30 (twenty years ago)

It's not so long ago people said

'Cameron = who he?'

and the cnuts going to be the next PM.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:32 (twenty years ago)

the trick is to not be addicted to booze, but take cocaine instead!
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:33 (twenty years ago)

Well Cameron had a wee bit of something about him, Oaten sounds exactly like his name - something oaty and stodgy and just dull dull dull

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:33 (twenty years ago)

An advantage of the Oaten-Hughes clash is that it has ideological back-up, and will will force the Libs to open the closet and confront their splits. Though if he's elected, we'll have three people leading the main parties who think the Market is da bomb and anything else is for pussies. Joy!

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:34 (twenty years ago)

Young dynamic and posh is what is required in Britain 2006
-- CLassic or Dadaismus? (dadaismu...), January 6th, 2006.

finally i'm in fashion.

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...), January 6th, 2006 12:21 PM. (Enrique) (later)

Oaten fails on posh. Comprehensive then a poly.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:37 (twenty years ago)

Though if he's elected, we'll have three people leading the main parties who think the Market is da bomb and anything else is for pussies.

I'll go out an put a fiver on Oaten to win then

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:39 (twenty years ago)

Apart from being old and Scottish, Ming is also too much of a Liberal to lead the Liberals in 2006

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Whatever happens leadership-wise, the LibDems are going to be fatally squeezed out of the game next election.

jz, Friday, 6 January 2006 12:41 (twenty years ago)

This decision caused a by-election in the constituency at which Malone fought to recapture his seat. However, many felt that Malone had behaved as a 'poor loser' and Oaten won with a majority of 21,556, gaining 68% of the vote. He held the seat the 2001 election, with a majority of 9,634 (with a 54.6% share of the vote), and again in 2005, although his majority dropped to 7,473 (a 50.6% share of the vote).

With Oaten's dwindling majority and a resurgent Tory party we could see the next LibDem leader lose his seat in the general election.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:42 (twenty years ago)

oaten would be a disaster (if the LDs are going to make themselves electable, they need to appear left-wing), hughes is a freak who's already failed to get the job, and ming is a great politician but is getting on a bit and would never be anything more than a caretaker leader.

what they need is their very own cameron: some wee moke from the ranks who can ride to their rescue.

they just don't have one, though, do they?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:42 (twenty years ago)

or DO they? does anyone know anything at all about the westminster LDs?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:42 (twenty years ago)

if the LDs are going to make themselves electable, they need to appear left-wing

Why? Most of their seats are in Tory constituencies

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:43 (twenty years ago)

The attempt to win Labour seats at the last election was a damp squib - in spite of Iraq!!!

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:44 (twenty years ago)

The attempt to win Labour seats at the last election was a damp squib - in spite of Iraq!!!
-- CLassic or Dadaismus? (dadaismu...), January 6th, 2006

it worked in my manor (hornsey) and my ex-manor (cambridge).

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:45 (twenty years ago)

but yeah two wins ain't a landslide.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:46 (twenty years ago)

the more i think about this, the more kennedy staying in the job might be the best thing ... if he can hold his hands up and say: "forgive me people, i am but human, I AM LIKE YOU" then ... well, could it give him the popular support he needs?

as one of my colleagues wrote today: we can't tell whether this whole fessing-up strategy will work, because nobody has ever tried it before.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:46 (twenty years ago)

It worked with the guy that used to be in his job and his wandering eye...

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:47 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but drunk or sober, Charlie's main problem is that he's just crap

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:48 (twenty years ago)

Why? Most of their seats are in Tory constituencies

yes, and the newly re-energised tories aren't going to lose too many seats (unless cameron manages to piss off the blue-rinsers). the problem with westminster politics right now is that no party is appearing to offer any kind of left-wing alternative: a soft-left, anti-war, US-sceptic party would rack up shitloads of votes among the disillusioned chattering classes (who, let's face it, are going to make up a large part of the electorate who bother to turn out next time).

Yes, but drunk or sober, Charlie's main problem is that he's just crap

exactly. but he's probably the least crappy option.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:49 (twenty years ago)

It worked with the guy that used to be in his job and his wandering eye...

okay, yes, sorry: lots of people have fessed up to all sorts of stuff, but AFAIK nobody's ever said: "my name's the wannabe PM, and i'm a boozehound."

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

I think you will find that there aren't nearly as many of "the disillusioned chattering classes" as you think they are and, electorally, that they aren't as siginifcant as they like to think they are

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:51 (twenty years ago)

I think you will find that there aren't nearly as many of "the disillusioned chattering classes" as you think they are and, electorally, that they aren't as siginifcant as they like to think they are
-- CLassic or Dadaismus? (dadaismu...), January 6th, 2006.

true: the aim of an ambitious third party would be in part to CREATE an electorate -- there are people outside north london who don't like the war.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:55 (twenty years ago)

I hate Simon Hughes, he always reminds me of this bloke:

http://www.british-sitcom.co.uk/hi_de_hi/graphics/char_fairbrother.jpg

NickB (NickB), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:57 (twenty years ago)

He's gone over the heads of the senior MPs and the rest of the Parliamentary Party. He's in the dangerous time called 'the weekend'. What will happen:

1) MPs - especially newer ones - will consult with their constituency officials. They will in turn have consulted with other party members, who will have listened to what people in their workplaces and pubs and schools have said. The newer MPs are crucial, as they may calculate that, pace Cameron, they'll have more chance in a leadership election themselves in 4 years time. This is all a bit soon for them.

2) If the feedback is that whilst admiring his 'bravery', people just feel he's gone beyond the boundary of things that can be forgiven and accepted in a party leader, those MPs will talk of a stalking horse, and Kennedy will be asked to resign lest he be humiliated. He will be offered something like the Party Presidency late on.

3) If the feedback is that his tactic has gone down a storm, those MPs will urge Chuck to fight, in which case the Senior MPs (who are clearly spitting feathers about him and want him gone). The angle they'll use is of decisiveness - taht's what Chuck hasn't got and never will, and it's what they need, and the man who challenges (Oaten prolly) will say that he's not disloyal to kennedy, but he's the man of action who by doing what he';s done proves himself to be the man needed.

Oaten's majority of 7500 is fine; it won't survive a collapse, but party leaders usually survive. Howard's majority in Thanet was less than that last time around, and Thatcher never had a particularly high majority in Finchley.

xpost - the trouble with the chattering classes is that whilst there are a fair few of them, they're spread out across the country thinly - much like Lid-dem support in general. That's why I switched position on PR - without it, we will never have the soft-left alternative that is needed.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 6 January 2006 12:58 (twenty years ago)

the aim of an ambitious third party would be in part to CREATE an electorate

yes, absolutely.

but i still think the soft-left middle-class vote is where the libdems' immediate hope lies. there are alternatives for those who want to make a political point (galloway/respect) and for those with, er, deep-seated convictions (socialist labour etc) but none of these are a serious governmental alternative to labour (or the increasing possibility of the tories).

i'm not a psephologist so i could be way wide of the mark here, but i imagine there are millions of people who voted labour last time because, although they had myriad gripes, saw the party as the only electable semi-left-wing alternative and couldn't ever bring themselves to put an X in a tory box. i'd also imagine that tertiary-educated m/c types are more likely than anybody else - excluding paid-up party members - to actually cast their vote. this, to me, suggests an enormous untapped constituency for, er, a soft-left LD with a strong leader to reap great rewards.

but it's that leadership thing that's the problem. really, looking at the alternatives, i think a re-energised kennedy is the best hope. if he's astonishingly clever and has enough allies/support, he can turn this to his advantage: i am chuck, i am human, i am strong enough to overcome.

but i accept that's a fucking tall order, and is very unlikely to come off.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

but i imagine there are millions of people who voted labour last time because, although they had myriad gripes, saw the party as the only electable semi-left-wing alternative and couldn't ever bring themselves to put an X in a tory box

Imagine, if you will, the millions of middle class, Middle England, voters (i.e. the only voters that appear to matter anymore) who voted Lib Dem last time because, although they had myriad gripes, they were deeply disillusioned with the Tory Party but couldn't ever bring themselves to put an X in a Labour box

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:25 (twenty years ago)

... anyway who really wants soft-left politics anymore in Britain in 2006?

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:29 (twenty years ago)

... as we will soon find out when Brown loses to Cameron!

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

xpost - And therein lies the permanent problem of the centre party. Here endeth the lesson.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Imagine, if you will, the millions of middle class, Middle England, voters who voted Lib Dem last time because, although they had myriad gripes, they were deeply disillusioned with the Tory Party but couldn't ever bring themselves to put an X in a Labour box

so, er, that's why the libdems are in power at westminster. silly me :)

(i.e. the only voters that appear to matter anymore)

this is the big problem: who's actually voting? old folk, party members ... and, umm ...

i absolutely agree with enrique's point that the most important thing to do is re-engage huge swaths of society with the democratic process. "social exclusion" works in a variety of different ways. but in the short term, surely the key for the LDs is to lure the middle-class, anti-labour, we-still-remember-thatcher-and-ain't-ever-voting-tory mob?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:36 (twenty years ago)

so, er, that's why the libdems are in power at westminster. silly me :)

Nope, that's why Tony Blair has been able to win elections with massive majorities

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:41 (twenty years ago)

or rather reduced-but-still-fucking-vast-i-mean-really-come-ON-britain majorities. you're right, though: without PR this is all academic :(

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:43 (twenty years ago)

In the short term, the Lib Dems have to once again persuade middle class Middle England natural Tories to vote for them or else they will have significantly fewer seats and the Tories will have a signiifcantly greater chance of winning the election and ruining the country

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:44 (twenty years ago)

given that the triumph of cameron suggests nobody gives a fuck about policies any more, perhaps the libdems should simply adopt the reductio ad absurdum tack: "vote libdem. we haven't a clue who we are, but at least we're not any of those other fuckers so many of you hate."

this could work :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:48 (twenty years ago)

That's exactly what they have been doing for as long as I can remember

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Triumph of cameron? He's only been in the job for 5 weeks FFS. Cameron will triumph if people accept the idea that he's triumphed.

Dada OTM.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

er ... isn't getting the job something of a triumph? you remember there was something of a bitchy leadership struggle that lasted an interminable amount of time, etc?

fuck's sake, it might have been devalued somewhat, but "leader of the opposition" is pretty fucking triumphant.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Let’s forget about seats won, and share of the vote won, and look at the numbers of actual voters in the past few elections:

1992 Tories 14.1m, Labour 11.6m, Lib Dem 6.0m
1997 Tories 9.6m, Labour 13.6m, Lib Dem 5.2m
2001 Tories 8.4m, Labour 10.7m, Lib Dem 4.8m
2005 Tories 8.8m, Labour 9.6m, Lib Dem 6.0m

The Tory vote absolutely collapsed in the mid-90s – they lost about 40% of their support. About 2 million lent their support to Blair in 97, but the real reason for the landslide then was that another 2.5 million just stopped voting altogether. The Tory vote is still a shadow of what it was, and even with the Cameron effect I can’t see them getting above 10 million again.

The Labour support peaked in 1997, but Kinnock actually got the support of far more people than Blair has ever managed since people were able to judge him on his record in power. If you think of 1992 as the last election fought by ‘Old Labour’ then this suggests there is a substantial number of Old Labour voters out their who feel disenfranchised with their party’s obsession with chasing the Daily Mail vote.

The Lib Dems were actually losing support (but gaining seats) until the most recent election, which is the first election where the positioned themselves to the left of Labour. I think this is significant – they were not stealing Tory voters in 95, they were stealing Labour voters. I know – I’m one of them. For them to suddenly ditch their leader and position themselves to the right to join the fight for the Daily Mail readers just strikes me as insane. There would end up being a very large number of potential voters to the left of all three major parties who probably wouldn’t feel like voting for any of them.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:09 (twenty years ago)

x-post: and, acc private eye, the murdoch papers are already strongly considering a return to tory-backing, at least in the short term.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

and teh HoBB, i think, OTM.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Er..."they were not stealing Tory voters in 95", should be "in 05", obviously.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

The political landscape in general is going to move a teensy-weensy bit to the left. Cameron will shift his party ever so slightly, and Brown will be a bit to the left of Blair on a number of issues. The move from Blair to Brown will be good enought for most non-Blairite, anti-war Labour voters, ie the ones who deserted to the LibDems last time. The LibDems are going to find it pretty impossible to pick up votes anywhere, but given this probable tiny shift to the left of the political landscape, they may try and counter it by playing up the more libertarian side of their policies.

jz, Friday, 6 January 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4587076.stm

Stalking horse: choose any one from this lot
The letter is thought to have been signed by: Mr Cable, David Laws, Chris Huhne, Sarah Teather, Sandra Gidley, Andrew George, Ed Davey, Norman Baker, John Thurso, Norman Lamb and Michael Moore.

Oh, and that Simon & Simon separated at birth thing is uncanny.

http://www.british-sitcom.co.uk/hi_de_hi/graphics/char_fairbrother.jpg http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40818000/jpg/_40818780_hughes203.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:22 (twenty years ago)

please let lamb be the stalking horse, just to make writing headlines more fun.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:26 (twenty years ago)

My money's on silly moustache man Thurso as stalking horse. Vince Cable is too important and Sarah Teather is too short.

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:28 (twenty years ago)

The political landscape in general is going to move a teensy-weensy bit to the left. Cameron will shift his party ever so slightly, and Brown will be a bit to the left of Blair on a number of issues. The move from Blair to Brown will be good enought for most non-Blairite, anti-war Labour voters, ie the ones who deserted to the LibDems last time. The LibDems are going to find it pretty impossible to pick up votes anywhere, but given this probable tiny shift to the left of the political landscape, they may try and counter it by playing up the more libertarian side of their policies.
-- jz (j...), January 6th, 2006.

i don't believe it. i don't think cam'ron will actually be left of howard where it counts, and brown's "left-wing" only insofar as he likes increasing the state apparatus. his views on foreign policy and personal liberty are unknown, but not likely to be very 'left'. the economic climate will curtail his spending plans, i'd imagine.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:29 (twenty years ago)

What's Lembit Öpik up to these days?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:29 (twenty years ago)

The move from Blair to Brown will be good enought for most non-Blairite, anti-war Labour voters, ie the ones who deserted to the LibDems last time

hmmmm. gordy is - in economic terms at least - a pro-market right-winger. this has been sussed by many observers and commentators, and will be used by "the left" (whoever "the left" might be) against him.

he's also a miserable auld fife fuck, which will be used by cameron et al against him.

however: we must not underestimate him. he is a clever, ruthless man who's been lurking, biding his time, for aeons now. he is not about to let his chance go. i am convinced that, when the time comes, the "brown for britain" campaign will be a juggernaut. cameron can have his day in the sun snow, wittering about chocolate oranges, but is he a match for the machieavellian might of brown? i don't think so.

however, if i am proved wrong and GB gets trounced for being a tedious old git, i will hold my hands up and say: "fuck."

x-post to onimo: putting his thumb up sia [rest of post deleted on legal advice]

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

Lembit's flying around Wales, I guess.

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

I heard a rather different spin on Grimly's Lembit story, but equally advisably deleted.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

i don't think cam'ron will actually be left of howard where it counts, and brown's "left-wing" only insofar as he likes increasing the state apparatus. his views on foreign policy and personal liberty are unknown, but not likely to be very 'left'. the economic climate will curtail his spending plans, i'd imagine.

Well, I'm talking about incremental changes in a political landscape whose ground zero has moved decisively to the centre-right since New Labour. It's interesting that Cameron thinks he has to make leftish noises - about not letting big business oppress the masses etc. It may all be facade, but a little of that facade may stick if he pragmatically feels it's necessary. As for Brown, he'll have to be seen to be drawing a line under New Labour in order to make a fresh start and define his own political leadership.

jz, Friday, 6 January 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

I've said it before, but I'm increasingly of the opinion that Brown won't be PM

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Barring a catastrophic recession in the next year or two, I think he'll be PM, but maybe only for a year or two.

jz, Friday, 6 January 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Same here. I'm not even sure he'll get the Labour job uncontested, especially if all these economic 'black holes' come back to haunt him in time.
He should have challenged Tony last year and he might have won himself a term or two in office.
xpost

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

If he'd resigned on principle over the Iraq war, he'd already be PM.

jz, Friday, 6 January 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

The behaviour of this bumbling boozebag Kennedy has ensured Cameron will win I fear

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Indeed. Now he can't even criticise the war as he's sat there glumly nodding to whatever Tony said in the last two years.

xpost

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Surely we want a drunk in power?

Everyone I know becomes very happy and friendly when they're pissed...

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

i think cameron's own behaviour might yet fuck up his chances of an election victory. as the glow of the leadership victory fades away, his lack of coherent policies is going to become all too apparent. and i'm really not convinced he's got what it takes to tackle the labour spin machine: which, regardless of who ends up leading the party, is still going to go all-out to make mincemeat of the opposition.

x-post: tissp, you haven't met me yet :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

I've met both of you and I can confirm.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

"You can't be pissed and be miserable, it's just not possible"

(Jez - Peep Show, Series 3, Episode 1)

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

I would like to imagine myself as an evil scheming mastermind after a few drinks, but to be honest it all just becomes a bit blurry up there.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

I recall you saying you wanted to take over the musical world, tissp.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

No, I said "enslave"

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

See? The Let's All Get Pissed Party has a future.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

No, I said "enslave"

You Sheffield people have a way about pronouncing your English.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

In fact I'm opening a bottle of Key Policy Decisions right now.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Cos this thread has been making me thirsty all day.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

a friend and colleague has just pointed out that:


so, if the lib dems ditch kennedy. and then he gets sickently drunk would
the headline be:

DEMS CHUCK CHUCK - CHUCK CHUCKS.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

You Sheffield people have a way about pronouncing your English.

This is why we opted to revolutionise mainstream electronica instead...

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

That reminds me of a joke I made up once:

Q: What do you call an alcoholic rock 'n' roll singer from Glasgow whose just given up the booze?

A: Chuck Bevvy

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

You realise this means Blair is the only leader of a major British party who doesn't know how to have a good time?

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

You ain't seen him play the ukelele - hoooooooooo boy

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39184000/jpg/_39184547_blair_guitar1501.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-10/22/xin_32100122103003989774.jpg

Make mine a half, I want to STAY IN CONTROL.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

He's fucking grimacing as he tries to get that beer down, the big poof.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Are you kissing that pint or drinking it, ya big jessie

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:36 (twenty years ago)

IS IT A SONG YEZ ARE WAANTIN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1370000/images/_1370221_blair_beer150.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

I bet Cherie can drink him under the table. She looks like a 4 bottles of Lambrini girl.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

"Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny bubbelllllllllls..."

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00103/cameron080905_103355b.jpg

"...AND THE FACKING ROACH WAS THIS BIG."

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2004/09/26/prescottIson372.jpg

"FOOK OFF YA SOUTHERN NANCY."

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Quite clearly monged here
http://netmeme.org/blog/archives/images/BlairFunny-thumb.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Prescott is blatently comparing roach sizes with Cameron

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

I ONLY AD AN ARF PINT YE DAFT TWAT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38156000/jpg/_38156935_prescott300_pa.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

FOOKIN' ELL JOHN, LOOK WHAT I NICKED OFF THAT COPPER'S MATE!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2005/02/27/nbook27.jpg

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1330000/images/_1334795_prescott300.jpg

"THAT CUNT SPILT ME PINT"

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

YOU SPILLED MY FOOKIN PINT
http://www.ananova.com/images/news/prescott_punch1SKY410x309.jpg

BAH XPOST

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

SHIT, I SPILT ME OWN FOOKIN' PINT

http://www.spunk.org/library/music/chumba/sp001737/images/prescott.jpg

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

meanwhile, look at the author of this:

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/185375403X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

A Pint And A Fight: A Great British Night.

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

Foreword by Jesus Juice Bloke :-O

Coulda beena contenda
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1245000/images/_1245424_hague150.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.league.uk.com/politics/Charles_Kennedy.jpg

Barman: "Mr. Kennedy, I'm surprised to see you in here"
Charlie: "Whit? Oh aye... well, I'm in here wi' mah wee pal here, Liam... shay hello to the barman Liam."
Fox (*Kennedy speaking out of corner of mouth*): "Oh hello, my good man, delighted to meet you"
Barman: "Errrrr, yes, well what can I get you two, errrrrrrrrr, gentlemen?"
Charlie: "Oh, nuthin fur me, ah'm oan the wagon, know what ah mean?"
Fox: "But Charles, can't I tempt you with a shoftie?"
Charlie: "Oh awright, ye twishted my airm, so ye did."
Fox: "Barman, a lemonade for Mishter Kennedy and double shcotch and a gottle of geer for me..."

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

LOCK THREAD

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

I could shteal a polishe hat!

http://politicalbetting.com/upload/blunkett.jpg

Now where is it?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Kennedy will be asked to resign lest he be humiliated. He will be offered something like the Party Presidency late on.

He's already been Party President, about ten or fifteen years ago as far as I remember.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Where were you when you heard that Kennedy was a sot?

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

This thread is great.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.septicisle.info/uploaded_images/David-Blunkett-Sadie-&-Tija-746238.gif

"I'm alright love, but the dog'sh a bashtard when he'sh had a few"

I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Where were you when you heard that Kennedy was a sot?

OMG. Lock Thread..again.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/archive/graphics/1997/09/01/blair.gif

STATEMENT BY THE PRIME MINISTER, MR TONY BLAIR, SEDGEFIELD, FRIDAY 6 JANUARY 2006 - TRIBUTE TO CHARLES KENNEDY:

"I feel like everyone else in this country today. I am utterly devastated.

Our thoughts and prayers are with Charles Kennedy's family. Our heart goes out to them.

We are today a nation in a state of drunkenness, in mourning, with a hangover that is so deeply painful for us. He was a wonderful and a warm human being, although his own life was often sadly touched by tragedy. He touched the lives of so many others in Britain and throughout the world with joy and with comfort.

How many times shall we remember him, in how many different ways - with a Scotch, a g and t, with vodka, with the shakes? With just a look or a gesture that spoke so much more than words, he would reveal to all of us the depth of his compassion and his humanity.

I am sure we can only guess how difficult things were for him from time to time. But people everywhere, not just here in Britain, kept faith with Charles Kennedy. They liked him, they bought him drink, they regarded him as one of the people. He was the People's Pisshead and that is how he will stay, how he will remain in our hearts and our memories for ever".

CLassic or Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN LOCKED BY AN ADMINISTRATOR

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

"If you stroke my dog..."

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Kennedy speaking out of corner of mouth is still giving me uncontrolable gigglefits.

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

this thread just got... incredible!

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Embattled Kennedy quits as leader - he will contest the party leadership election, though.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 7 January 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Hang on, no he won't.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 7 January 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Not according to the last line of that report, he won't

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 7 January 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

It didn't have that line in it when I first read it.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 7 January 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

'Triumph of cameron? He's only been in the job for 5 weeks FFS. Cameron will triumph if people accept the idea that he's triumphed.' Indeed, but sadly it seems many here, let alone in the general populace seem to accept that Cameron has already won; doing... *what*? Playing the media game well? That seems to be enough for many, already, and 'tis shameful.

I feel rather disappointed that the LibDem MPs trained their fire on their leader, rather than on the centre-right Cameron-New Labour consensus... Kennedy was hardly perfect, but he did take most big decisions correctly - though as remarked Sir Menzies Campbell was a more frequent and articulate opponent of the Iraq War. He was a fudging 'unity' leader of the Harold Wilson sort, if hardly with Wilson's political nous and flair. He did however have a well-versed, convincing 'popular touch' and reassurance common with HW, but of course one untested by high office. It is not altogether clear that they have a ready replacement who can connect with the public as well; of course, that may lead to a greater consistency and direction, but certainly not more votes overall... and that's what I liked about Kennedy; he did steer his party broadly towards the liberal-left, whilst being an effective campaigner and personality.

There is frankly no future whatsoever for the LDs if they feel they have to join the 'race to the centre', as defined by the other parties and the media - Kennedy himself was correct in cautioning against this in his resignation statement. They are dead if they try and copy Cameron (who is actually a more truly Thatcherite Tory than the last x many leaders); they need to present a significant alternative to that vacuous, duplicitous man.

Hughes might be closer to a 'centre-left' candidate, but surely Campbell is the only option; gravitas is exactly what is required in an age of lightweight positioning and posturing, and he would be uniquely poised to hammer the government and the Tories over their foreign policy collusion and the disgraces of that pro-Bush policy.

Brown being PM already if he'd resigned over the Iraq war... well, Robin Cook didn't make it, did he? (a genuine figure of the centre-left) It is an interesting hypothesis, but little more; such a move on Brown's part would have triggered an almighty split, with New Labour still exercising a good deal of control in 2003... You would need to change GB's basic political personality to make this occur; a cautious tactician, preferring 'unity' - who rarely has stood up to the New Labour reforms and rightwards trajectory. On this whole basic point; why is it inevitable that thoroughly disilluisoned socialist or Old Labour - or even soft-left, or Hattersley and the old Labour 'right' - voters will turn back to Labour from the LDs if Brown is in charge. Brown has been clever in not shouting too loudly his pro-free market views, so that many believe he will be 'Old Labour'; it's a testament of the woolly/wishful thinking of the left that they see him as a likely saviour or benefactor...

It is by no means the case that I would likely vote Labour purely because of Brown leading them; I would need concrete evidence that they were moving beyond New Labour and advancing a different agenda. I don't see this as likely - they wouldn't even allow a debate on Robin Cook's legacy and ideas at the last Party Conference; plus, the Wolfgang ejection... Thus, I have to look at alternatives to the Cameron-New Labour consensus, and the LibDems, however partially, *did represent that* at the last election, and should do again. It is their task, however, to become a cohesive national party, rather than being *significantly* different in Winchester and Guildford, say, than in Newcastle or Durham...

Tom May (Tom May), Saturday, 7 January 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

The Liberals are a centre right party. Now we have three.

Ed (dali), Saturday, 7 January 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Are they? How precisely...?

Certainly not on questions of Europe, Iraq, civil liberties and education (if these be left-right issues, in today's terms, they are certainly on the left, siding with Labour rebels rather than the government).

Tom May (Tom May), Saturday, 7 January 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Cambell has declared.

Europe, Iraq, civil liberties and education

They have taken traditional Liberal positions on all of these. Positions that put them on the right in european terms (though not in american terms).

Ed (dali), Saturday, 7 January 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Certainly on the left in current British terms... which is what we are surely talking about?

Does their Iraq position really put them to the right in European terms? If so, what is 'right', and does this make Blair and Bush 'left-wing' in European terms...?

Tom May (Tom May), Saturday, 7 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Watching Kennedy's speech this afternoon I was almost persuaded that I could consider voting Lib Dem at the next General Election. But the thought of the 25 MPs who said that they would refuse to work with him, an attitude which puts them slightly lower than vermin in my eyes, will make it hard to vote for their party. I think they'll fudge the great internal policy debate, anyway. It'll be tactically all but impossible persuading Lib Dems in seats competing with the Tories that they represent a soft Left party.

I heard a few comments on a Radio 5 phone-in yesterday and on the media in general over the weekend that've reinforced my contempt for the great British public and its hypocritical post-Victorian morality. Those fuckers get the politicians they deserve.

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Bush and Blair are further to the right.

Perhaps I should say in 20th century terms rather than european terms. the whole british political spectrum is vastly the right of the pre thatcher/blair era. The Liberals (or Lib Dems) have been incredibly politically consisten since the late 19th century (possibly all the way back to the Whig days). They have stood for Free trade, commerce and human/social improvement and been against anything that impedes this (wars being a particular bugbear).

Ed (dali), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Cameron-Blair being the expression of that depressing public 'desire' (hardly the entire public, but sadly those that 'count' as swing voters/'the man on the street').

Ed: well, yes... but, one must consider the LibDems' position as a compromised, composite party, fashioned as a merger between the SDP (the right-wing of pre-Kinnock Labour; who are now to the left of the scale, yes) and the Liberal Party. It is really rather complex, as the great rows in the '80s were over things like defence, with David Owen hawkwish and the Liberal membership almost akin to CND... and yet on economic policy, 'classical liberal' (represented perhaps by this 'Orange Book' tendency) is at odds with social-democrat - Labour derived, represented by Shirley Williams and Roy Jenkins, hardly Thatcherites, but Keynesians.

Kennedy was an SDP member, initially, and can be seen as being a social-democrat, but in tune with Liberal attitudes to foreign policy - unlike David Owen, who appears increasingly like a dry-run for Blair.

Tom May (Tom May), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Nice use of 'Steering the party..' and that shot of him bowling in the OAP home.

In other news Tony Banks seriously ill.

I really think this leaves us with the possibility of having 3 PM's inside 18 months come 2008-10.

MitchellStirling (MitchellStirling), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Watching Kennedy's speech this afternoon I was almost persuaded that I could consider voting Lib Dem at the next General Election. But the thought of the 25 MPs who said that they would refuse to work with him, an attitude which puts them slightly lower than vermin in my eyes, will make it hard to vote for their party.

Agreed. I voted for them last time but after this I doubt they have any chance of getting my vote next time. Always had my reservations about Kennedy, but if I wanted to vote for a bunch of egotistical, self-serving, "ambitious", illiberal, judgemental right-wingers I would have voted Tory in the first place.

frankiemachine, Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Stirling: how, c.f. the 3 PM's scenario...?

Tom May (Tom May), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Tony Banks died the day he joined the New Labour Cabinet.

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

And also, how does this news affect that?

(i presume you are meaning: Blair-Brown-Cameron. i'd not be altogether so sure that Blair will still be PM in two years time)

Tom May (Tom May), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

[brown] who rarely has stood up to the New Labour reforms and rightwards trajectory

well, he was pretty much an architect of new labour! but you're right, tom: sections of the "left" are putting this utterly misguided faith in brown, as if he's going to simply assume power and go: "right, the last decade was all a big joke: pass the beer and sandwiches and the acme wealth distributor."

But the thought of the 25 MPs who said that they would refuse to work with him, an attitude which puts them slightly lower than vermin in my eyes, will make it hard to vote for their party

this thought occurred to me last night: i wonder if kennedy drank so much because of the fuckwits he had to work with? :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

The irony for me is that people seem genuinely surprised at how 'nasty' the LDs have been to Chuck. To me, a party that is despite all protestations is defined more by negativity (it being anti-Labour and anti-Tory) will always end up doing the nasty on it's leader.

The interest for me is whether Hughes declares; he seems to represent the old liberal strain within the LDs. I can see people urging him too withdraw to ensure Campbell wins. Even so, Campbell has two burdens - he's oldish and he has a first name with weird pronunciation. That's fine for a front bencher, but an issue for a leader.

Owen was a grade a twat, and always was. The strain of 'I'll bend to anything if it puts me in reach of power' is evident within Nu-Labour, but I see him much more in the Oaten/Laws axis than the ex-SDP people such as Williams.

Ultimately, the major issue that might just be forced out here is their own answer to the question of who they are. They fudged the issue through the 80s and into the merger, and have never grappled seriously with it. Steel outflanked his left by bringing the Alliance in as a rightwards counter, and in the 80s, the Alliance was very much the anti-Tory but not Labour Party. Blair's taking of that territory left the LDs with a new problem which Chuckie manfully tried to manage through personality - the LDS are the party I lead, was his answer to those asked existential ideological questions about the party's identity.

But now, the gloves are off. Campbell might offer the unideological answer by virtue of his apparent stature trumping all (especially for a party which will fear navel gazing), but the leadership contest after this might be the undoing of them when stature will accrue to none, and they're left with simple policy positions on left and right to choose from.

Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

I think many people will mistakenly see this as a victory for Cameron and I also think If Blair hangs on till late 2007 or 2008 there is a lot of time for things to go wrong by then. A few weeks ago I would have said it's unlikely that people would junk Brown after less then a year. (I think that the public did this with Major although it was longer than a year.) Now i'm thinking the LD's will drift towards the centre right chasing votes that aren't there and will end up losing the support they have built up in the last 2 elections.

Many people I know (not myself) voted LD in University constituencys as a war protest. Come 2009 these students will be pushing 30 and voting Conserative my look a lot more appealling to them. Secondly people who will be able to vote for the first time in 2009 will be the first batch who weren't alive during the Thatcher years and will be unlikely to even remember the 1997 election. Hopefully there will not be a protest vote against a war next time and Iraq is unlikely to feature.

We the British public be taken in by a young, photogenic and pleasant man a second time? especially since this one's a Tory.

MitchellStirling (MitchellStirling), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

My take on Brown is that his celtic caution will be his undoing. Having seen celtic politics at work, I'm stunned by the value placed on loyalty over policy. Brown was caught between this and has missed the boat.

If he aspired to be a leader, he should have resigned over Iraq. It wouldn't have split the party any more than it already is (given it was riven over war, and the unions are with him) and he could have said something like 'I'd didn't manage the economy so well to see the reserves spunked on war". Sadly, he didn't. He's increasingly being boxed in by the Blairites, fearful of losing their jobs and life's work, and will - if he inherits anything - will inherit an exhausted party like the Tories in 92 who fight out of habit rather in pursuit of something more.


Brown failed the Iraq war test, which will define a generation of politicians. I was always very brownite, but his supine loyalty has done for me. He doesn't deserve to be leader, since as far as I can tell, his only claim to the leadership is that he has been worthy of it and waited his time. Fuck that.

I'm a Douglas Alexander man meself. Intelligent guy, thinking through issues, organisationally sound, rooted in the party and a great common touch.

Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Secondly people who will be able to vote for the first time in 2009 will be the first batch who weren't alive during the Thatcher years and will be unlikely to even remember the 1997 election.

absolutely. it's happening even now: among 18 and 19-year-olds, the tory party is just that - a party, not a bunch of pariahs. in fact, i've seen interviews with 18-year-olds saying things like: "that mrs thatcher, she did a lot for the country" ... remember how the spice girls reclaimed her as a paragon of girl power and we all laughed? well, some of those eight-year-olds fans took that shit to heart :o

among my generation - i'm 30 - voting tory is absolutely taboo. i have one "out" tory friend, and even he feels he has to justify himself at every opportunity. but there's a whole new generation of voters and prospective voters hot on our heels, and they haven't a fucking clue about thatcher. after all, if i was a young, politicised teenager these days, i'd be using ALL my energies railing at fucking blair and new labour, rather than opening the history books.

cameron is a fucking snake: surely this much is obvious to anyone with half a brain. his U-turn on the NHS last week is proof of this. but by the same token, anyone that fucking stupid can't have what it takes to win an election.

can they?

anyway: RIP, chuck's political career. i'll raise a glass to you tonight :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 7 January 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Young dynamic and posh is what is required in Britain 2006

-- CLassic or Dadaismus? (dadaismu...), January 6th, 2006.

Nick Clegg is in 30s and went to Westminster School (same as Louis Theroux and Joe Strummer); and I wouldn't be that surprised if he did get the job.

Favourite has got to be Menzies though - and it won't be good for the party.

(I know a lot of people who are around 20 who would never vote tory (except one who does it just to be controversial))

aaaa, Saturday, 7 January 2006 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Nick Clegg is in 30s and went to Westminster School (same as Louis Theroux and Joe Strummer); and I wouldn't be that surprised if he did get the job.

and me

Ed (dali), Sunday, 8 January 2006 00:18 (twenty years ago)

The use of the term 'moderniser' is really getting on my fucking tits; apparently, the Clegg-Oaten types are modernisers, for reasons that no self-respecting tool of a political correspondent feels the need to explain.

Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 8 January 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know how you modernise the Liberals. surely the Orange book types are the 19th century lot and the lefties are the Social Democratic rump. The only real difference between the two camps is on free market economics (I guess you've got the bizarre 'tough Liberalism' of Mark Oaten's home affairs spokesmanship).

Ed (dali), Monday, 9 January 2006 05:53 (twenty years ago)

The old Liberals I know see themselves are the left; the SDP types are the ones who will let no ideological stone go unturned in the quest for something approximating power.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 9 January 2006 12:04 (twenty years ago)

I think the last election may turn out to be the highwater mark for the LibDems, and the next decade or so will see a long march to oblivion. A corollary might be the fate of the very similar Democrats in Australia, who like the LibDems held a small minority of seats in parliament, and occasionally acted as power-brokers, but were eventually squeezed out of existence in the last couple of elections, even though they benefit from a form of PR. Without PR, it's very difficult for non-regional minority parties to exist at all, and their existence is almost always parasitical on deepseated problems of one of the main parties. With a resurgent Tory party, we're entering a period where things are much more evenly balanced between the two main parties, and there's no room for a non-regional minority party with a mish-mash platform.

jz, Monday, 9 January 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

labour is kind of a regional party, though.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 9 January 2006 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Yeah - my point is that any party with a regional base - a major party like Labour or a minor one like the Scottish National Party - can do OK without PR. But non-regional minority parties have an almost impossible time of it. The Lib-Dems have done well only when one of the main parties is in very serious decline.

jz, Monday, 9 January 2006 12:44 (twenty years ago)

anyway: RIP, chuck's political career. i'll raise a glass to you tonight :)

just the one?

ken c (ken c), Monday, 9 January 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

I will raise your glasses to me tonight.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 January 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

perv

ken c (ken c), Monday, 9 January 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

more drunken MP pics plz

kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 9 January 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tottenhamindependent.co.uk/_images/db/14/45/4_FULL_1.144534.full.png
I FACKIN LUV CHARLIE KENNEDY! E'S A FACKIN DIAMOND!

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 9 January 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm glad the PR debate has resurfaced slightly towards the end of this thread because, really, what planet are you people on if you think Britain is a country full of fluffy soft-left liberals just because those that do exist are spread out thinly across the country and some of them don't vote? I'll bet there's a hard right element spread much thicker across the country than they are, an even greater proportion of which don't vote, and anything which further discourages them from doing so is fine by me. Britain is essentially Tory at heart, despite the poor performance of the party over the last two Parliaments.

Anyway - prediction. Labour will win the next election, with or without Brown at the helm, but with a decimated majority. If Brown wins the leadership contest and the election, he limps on a weakened leader with a (now vastly more experienced) Cameron gaining ground. And he does so without Labour's biggest electoral asset, ie Brown as Chancellor. Who else is going to have a fraction of his credibility? This will benefit Brown in the run-up to the election. Despite his surliness and his age and his Scottishness, Brown is still one of the few politicians in this country the electorate actually TRUST. If he weren't, Labour wouldn't be in office. Cameron's surface similarity to Blair might well count against him in the short term.

Whoever's in the Treasury at the next election and after won't wield a fraction of the power Brown does now. If the economy goes tits-up in that time it reinforces the 'return to Bad Old Labour' tag that regardless of policy sticks easier to Brown as PM than it does to Blair, especially if there's growing dissent within the party. This situation gets worse as the next Parliament progresses, Cameron wins next election comfortably.

The Lib Dems are irrelevant to all this, as they'll lose votes and seats on both sides regardless who leads them. They'll say they're both pro-market and pro-"social justice", whatever that is. Conventional wisdom says shifting the balance either way is electoral suicide. Labour will say exactly the same thing. And so will the Tories, unbelievably. The real winner in all this? Tony Blair.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 9 January 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4613748.stm

I never knew the BBC to be so staunchly anti-LD.

Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Sunday, 15 January 2006 04:39 (twenty years ago)

Indeed, a rather pathetic piece of supposed journalism there; a shame that Sir Menzies' comments on Cameron are treated with the same breezy faddishness of Cameron himself...

'a bit too clever perhaps'? Why not just affirm that he speaks well and with dignity on the subject of our current political malaise? (but oh no, don't we all have to agree that Cameron is 'good' for our politics?)

Tom May (Tom May), Monday, 16 January 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Not sure all of Britain is 'essentially Tory at heart' so much as small-c conservative at heart and *that need not* necessarily lead to Conservative government.

i.e. Britain on the whole is attached to institutions such as the NHS, the BBC; many want to conserve what is good. I see nothing wrong with being 'conservative' in this sense, as opposed to 'Conservative' in the ever vague, ever content-less Public Relations-led Cameron sense.

Leaps may have been made in issues of gender, sexuality and race, but of course a good proportion remains who will sympathise with the BNP (and indeed UKIP; many of whom are not old, wouldnae-know-better fogeys).

I remain to be convinced on the whole that there is anything like a 'Conservative' majority in the country at present; the state of the parties - seemingly adjoined since Cameron - assured that such simple analyses will not suffice. Indeed, as Tebbit hypothesises, it may well become the case that there is substantive and vocal minorities both on the left and the right of politics without any home within the main two parties, come the next election...

And still, there is idiocy of people claiming that the LibDems should tow the line towards a *now-defaced* current 'centre-ground' - such as it is defined by Blair-Cameron.

Tom May (Tom May), Monday, 16 January 2006 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Labour were looking at PR-influenced voting systems way back when before they came to power. Maybe with a strengthened opposition they might pull them off the shelf as they could be beneficial to Labour at next election.

Barnaby (Barnaby), Monday, 16 January 2006 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Mark Oaten has pulled out of the Lib Dem leadership race because of a Sunday newspaper story of his affair with a rent boy...

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 21 January 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

mark oatin'!

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 22 January 2006 00:11 (twenty years ago)

See, in what universe did he think he could run for leadership of one of the main political parties in the UK without people digging for dirt on him?

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 22 January 2006 00:13 (twenty years ago)

not why he pulled out

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 22 January 2006 00:18 (twenty years ago)

Lib Dems in self-destructing non-shocker. I've always said I'll vote for them until it looks like they might actually win because they're comepletely inept (this coming from someone who worked for them as a parliamentary researcher). Say what you like about Labour: at least they're not manifestly incompetent.

Also: I know who the very first rumble about Charlie's drinking, which was published in the diary section in The Mirror in 2003, comes from. Go me!

Mike W (caek), Sunday, 22 January 2006 00:27 (twenty years ago)

You sure about that? (xpost to RJG)

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 22 January 2006 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Also: I know who the very first rumble about Charlie's drinking, which was published in the diary section in The Mirror in 2003, comes from. Go me!

-- Mike W (mik...), January 22nd, 2006.

er, right, only that famous newsnight interview in which paxo went off on one about whiskey was... summer 2001. so not the 'first rumble' as such.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 23 January 2006 13:34 (twenty years ago)

I guess Mark Oaten's role model as liberal leader was Jeremy Thorpe.

leigh (leigh), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

nine years pass...

Dead at 55

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-32970337

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 06:02 (eleven years ago)

Man, you beat me to it by seconds. RIP Charlie, last genuine Liberal in Britain.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 06:06 (eleven years ago)

Malcolm Bruce just came within an ace of blaming SNP voters on Today

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 06:19 (eleven years ago)

Classy.

Numbers of Lib Dem MPs on resignation:

Clegg 8
Charlie Kennedy 62

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 06:22 (eleven years ago)

Lembit Opik was in blaming a few as well.

A lot of deeply upset Libdems, possibly needing a moment or two to calm down.

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 06:36 (eleven years ago)

We had some rare old fun at Charlie's expense on this thread btw, bless 'im.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 06:41 (eleven years ago)

people falling short of blaming the SNP is a bit disingenuous when you consider the state he turned up on qt recently, before he had lost his seat.

xelab, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 07:01 (eleven years ago)

The last time I saw him actually speak was on Question Time and he looked absolutely plastered.

Conjecture obviously as we don't really know what happened, but in these situations the sudden removal of structure from your life can't be a good thing.

One of the few Liberal Democrat MPs who came out as a vocal hater of the coalition, not that it did him any good. RIP.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 07:16 (eleven years ago)

(xp)

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 07:17 (eleven years ago)

Hadn't realised that his father died at the start of the election campaign as well. Holy shit that's a horrific couple of months.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 07:24 (eleven years ago)

:( i liked him a lot. RIP

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 07:37 (eleven years ago)

RIP. It does seem that likeable politicians with principles seem to die too early

lex pretend, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 07:43 (eleven years ago)

RIP. Always struck me as one of the saner and more genuinely down to earth of the mainstream politicians.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 08:10 (eleven years ago)

the night i was at Question Time in 2010 he was announced as a guest and got a properly celebratory, roof-raising welcome from the audience.

piscesx, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 08:27 (eleven years ago)

.. and he said the album he'd 'save from a fire' was Bowie's Station To Station.

piscesx, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 08:29 (eleven years ago)

Reminds me of my uncle, also a gregarious and popular yet lonerish alcoholic in a high-pressure job, also beset by structure loss in early retirement, also dead at 56 (in my uncle's case, cause of death was abdominal haemorrhage). Still a shock, though. RIP.

scientist/exotic dancer (suzy), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 08:30 (eleven years ago)

Really saddened to hear this, and really sad that most people's last memory of a decent man and a fine constituency MP (my parents had a lot of time for him, and he did a lot to look after the widespread and diverse electorate of a huge area) will be of a shambling drunk performance on Question Time. Always seemed genuinely passionate about his politics and respectful of others rather than a careerist out for himself. Definitely one of the good guys, even if I didn't always agree with him.

RIP.

ailsa, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 09:15 (eleven years ago)

rip charlie, genuinely sad about this. are there any broadly well-liked uk politicians left now?

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 09:35 (eleven years ago)

no

conrad, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 09:56 (eleven years ago)

Skinner?

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 09:56 (eleven years ago)

Tragically the closest to that description is probably Boris.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 10:10 (eleven years ago)

yeah, you're probably right :(

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 10:16 (eleven years ago)

Balls to Boris. Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Charlie Kennedy a perfect example of that latter day hate figure, the Career Politician?

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 14:08 (eleven years ago)

I think it's possible to escape that charge if, as an MP, you represent the place where you were born and raised (see also: Gordon Brown).

scientist/exotic dancer (suzy), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 14:45 (eleven years ago)

It's a charge that carries no great weight with me anyway tbh.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 14:47 (eleven years ago)

that latter day hate figure, the Career Politician?

I used to think it mattered that if you were going to present yourself as a Labour Man you had to have had at least one fucking job somewhere before putting your rosette on but that means fuck all to whatever "Labour" is these days. Politics is more of a game than ever and MPs have never been so powerless so you may as well have people who've been at it since high school debate club just to keep the charade of PMQs going.

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 15:16 (eleven years ago)

Sad news re Charles Kennedy. Alcoholism is a terrible thing and does terrible things to people.

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 15:17 (eleven years ago)

I can believe his last appearance on QT was not due to being drunk, but more than likely due to whatever killed him in the end.

(Which may well be alcohol related i.e. lasting effects of alcoholism and so on..)

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:11 (eleven years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p009377m#playt=4m24s

ogmor, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 22:15 (eleven years ago)

that is very beautiful and I am very sad

ogmor, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 22:17 (eleven years ago)

Jesus wept! politician choosing Toploader + Bowie on Desert Island Disc so fucking rote, too busy drinking myself to death tonight to genuinely gaf!

xelab, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 23:13 (eleven years ago)

if you'd rather rage against toploader than listen to a special bit of fiddle playing a few times that's your prerogative :)

ogmor, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 07:56 (eleven years ago)

RIP xelab

Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:41 (eleven years ago)

assumed you would have c&ped that 'rote' post

Dejected Carmody threads (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:05 (eleven years ago)

rip to charlie anyway, i shall have to do some more reading about his tenure but i think it's possible to say, tentatively, that he was a good person, that a government of drunk teuchters would not necessarily be worse than one of religious lunatics or cromwell baronets, and that despite his liking for toploader his death is still to be lamented

Dejected Carmody threads (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:08 (eleven years ago)

I am unpredictable xp

Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)

also "rote" was in quotes so it was difficult to find

Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:15 (eleven years ago)

site:ilxor.com

Dejected Carmody threads (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:18 (eleven years ago)

lol that was a joke but thx

Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:20 (eleven years ago)

i shall have to do some more reading about his tenure

Re-reading this thread (which I'm not suggesting you do, btw!) I'd forgotten how useless he was considered by the end of his leadership, this in spite of electorally being the most successful 'Liberal' leader since... errrrr... I'm sure I heard someone say Lloyd George? Right?

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:22 (eleven years ago)

Mind you, successful in spite of him turning up still drunk from the night before for the Liberal Democrats 2005 election launch. I can't remember but I'm guessing his appearances were strictly monitored and/or rationed for the rest of the campaign.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)

same as clegg and alexander were the most powerful liberals since then, they were on the crest of a wave that probably any leader (save or an evidently unsuitable one like campbell) would have benefitted from, especially since any liberal leader would likely have followed the same policy on iraq, but he still did a good job electorally

the aspect i had forgotten was 'chat show charlie'........apparently having charm other than of the charismatic/psychotic variety was looked down upon, and being approachable to the larger public suggests lack of moral seriousness

sometimes i will trawl through the archives for all the calumnies thrown at him in early 2003 from vermin in the press corps, such as being demeaned for offering pro-forces boilerplate once the war started while reiterating his opposition to the war itself (as if he should have wished death upon their brave boys instead)

Dejected Carmody threads (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:32 (eleven years ago)

he does have the look of a human being who entered a career where that status had become surplus to requirements

turly dark (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:45 (eleven years ago)

I'd also forgotten that he was nicknamed Taxi Kennedy (seems he had a few, if you pardon the expression) at Glasgow Uni because of this habit of taking taxis, no matter how short the journey (i.e. to and from the Students Union).

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:49 (eleven years ago)

probably have less luck in london, once a fat cunt in a hackney carriage got out to shout at the next cabbie for accepting my (sub £5) fare

Dejected Carmody threads (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 19:03 (eleven years ago)


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