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Pairs (or threesomes, if that's your thing) of ilxors that should just get a room and spare us all from the sexual tension hanging over ILX.

i have no examples of my own, because i am rubbish. but i'm sure you folx can fill in the blanks. or my thread will die. and i will cry.

― The Matchmaker, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

fancy a coffee sometime matchmaker? :)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure we had a thread about this years ago, back in the Greenspan days. (No, I can't find it and, yes, I did look.)

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

that one baby masturbator guy should get a room!

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

He should get two rooms.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

Someone said this to me and (the Australian) Kate, but that was over a year ago.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

a bathroom with a door that locks

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

nabisco and 'being OTM' should get a room.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Aww, I wanted Nabisco.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

you should join his otm room

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

dan and ned

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

but their room is ILX and we are just gatecrashers!

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

but if i have to do that, then i will need to get an entire hotel

because the ladies love esteban buttez

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

hey pashmina (blahblahblah)
ps: fuck you

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!

i nominate the above.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

oh look the jealous types are back

i cant help being popular

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

i like matchmakers

― snowkitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

i'll bet you do

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

ILE and ILM.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

Do they still make them?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

i suggest you try being a watchmaker instead

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

you'll find out soon, mark, it's nearly christmas.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Nestle_Matchmakers_Mint_151g.jpg
Apparently, yes. £2.68

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Scaredy Cat and Tombot, even though the attraction seems pretty one-sided.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Get A Room, ILE!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

heh

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

That was in response to Anna, btw, not a sarky "we did this already!" post. You can never have too many Get A Room threads on ILE.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

the title is similar, but the theme is somewhat different. not that i care, i didn't start this.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

yes ken, coffee would be nice.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

i knew you'd slip up

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

me and stevem

― snowkitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

roxor

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

What's also funny is that it seems that every couple except the ones that actually happened is predicted on the other thread. Although I don't think any(?) of the current couples were both present in August 2001.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

RJG and Rumpie

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

blount and dr morbius

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

I don't think any(?) of the current couples were both present in August 2001.

Alan and Emma to thread.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Jeanne and Luna, obviously.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

i was going to call this "pairs of ladies i'd like to watch lez up", but then you all would've guessed it was me.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

RJG and Rumpie

They were made for each other.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

I can think of a few I’d get a room with, obviously with consent.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

DC and Defoe

― the firefox, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

steady on

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Anna and Tiga (he posted on the Tiga thread on ILM - yep, definitely him)

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

g-kit and snowkitten

― snowkitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

The Lex and the drummer from Nine Black Alps

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Tiga is playing in the store I work in in a few months, I can totally arrange a date for Anna. What could go wrong!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

I would be hoping that while you are promoting the value of stable relationship by pairing up members of the ILx that you also be promoting the condom usage. I have been noticing that on the ILE that many women have become pregnant and will be hearing a knock on the door from Stork KGB is the future neartime.

As for me, I would like to be sharing the room with an ILxor of the female sex who has the nice breasts. As we say in ESTONIA, "a woman who has the nice breasts will also have the nice personality and vice versa!"

― Piotr Skut, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Best post ever.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

yeah quite good for him!

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

Dom and the Lex

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

funny

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Dom IS the drummer from Nine Black Alps!

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

In a way, we all are.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

i don't get it

― snowkitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

Anna and Tiga (he posted on the Tiga thread on ILM - yep, definitely him)
-- Sororah T Massacre

This is a joke right Steve? I just went all cold with shame.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

ok it probably WASN'T him really.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

So who would pay for the pleasure of my company in a hotel room?

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

::cries::

― Kate Classic (kate), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

I guess I'm just not being obvious enough. :-(

― Kate Classic (kate), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

ok, if you INSIST.

kate and jon williams

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

RJG and jon williams

me and strongo

― snowkitten (g-kit), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

too obvious more like!

bato and ILX

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

Anna and Tiga (he posted on the Tiga thread on ILM - yep, definitely him)

Oooh that'd be so GREAT! My husband is actually convinced Tiga lurks/posts because of the title of his record.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

You're telling me. I could do with cheering up today.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

Stevem and the Amazing Randy.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

oh please, as if i'd have the time and inclination to lurk/post here...

uh crap...

― Tiga, Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

g-kit you can't just pick two people at random.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

i can do as i please.
besides, i think you'd make a cute couple.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

do you know what he looks like?

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

only from behind.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

also, rofl @ poor Alfred

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

oops and rjg

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

JBR in a threesome w/ perpetua and maria tessa whatever?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

rjg and himself

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

i've hardly ever said two words to maria tessa whatever!

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

the entirety of ilx and a particle acclerator

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

jess and his computer's power button

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

why are you panicking?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

I'd like a room

― Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

I prefer bungalow-style accommodations

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

But...but... I have a room. It isn't much to look at, but it is a room, no doubt about it.

As for "sexual tension", I can only hope and pray that my minor verbal excresances generate some modicum of sexual tension. I would be amazed if they did. As for any genuine sexual tension on ILE, that must be credited to the authors and not to the readers. As such, it would exist, were every ILxor to merely sit mutely and fold their hands in their laps. It is incidental to ILx, having no causal relation whatever.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

a stiff breeze gives most ilxors "sexual tension"

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

Oo--ooo-ooh-oh!

― Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

actually, I've been so damned horny recently it's unreal. I think it must be a christmas thing.

― Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

― O RLY? (eman), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

amon and gangsta andy partridge

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.doubleviking.com/wp-content/wanking_aid.jpg

― O RLY? (eman), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

yo yo yo let me speak on dis

― O RLY? (eman), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha... I didn't think anything in the *world* could make JW attractive, but:

kate and jon williams

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...), December 15th, 2005 2:07 PM. (Enrique) (later)

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RJG and jon williams

-- snowkitten (kittenslikemil...), December 15th, 2005 2:18 PM. (g-kit) (later)

Put anyone in a room with RJG, and it becomes instantly appealing. ;-)

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

i'm an exception.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

I think maybe I misunderstood the question.

"Get a room" does mean "people you argue with all the time that you secretly actually quite fancy" not "people you actively hate so much that you wouldn't skullfuck them with someone else's penis" ?

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

the border between love and hate is often blurred.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

it means "people that should fuck each other so that they both chill the fuck out for whatever reason"

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

i haet u ken c *nudge* ;) lol

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

rofl kitten fuck you ;) ::wink::

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

"::wank::" shurely?

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

i save those for you dada ;) <3

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

Note to self: get one sexual tension

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

you're speaking as though there isn't already one

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

Is it sexual tension if it's one-sided, though?

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

Wait, no, I'm not going there. Never mind. Boring blah blah blah.

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

No, that's just sexual neurosis (xpost)

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

shut up and put out.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

a room that locks from the inside sounds pretty appealing, at the moment

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

like most rooms, then.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

I've been having fun locking and unlocking all the doors in my house. The lock on the loo is a bit stiff, though. I nearly locked myself in!

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Katie's locked in the lavatory

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

... that sounds like the start of one of those funny songs The Two Ronnies used to sing at the end of their show

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

I always thought that my dad made it up, but we had a thread about it ages ago and N. claims that it is a real song because he had heard it, and clearly does not know my dad.

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

No, it's true, but the name changes. I'm actually quite surprised that more people don't know it.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

i accidentally locked myself in a small hallway in the basement of an office building once. it was terrifying. i had to scream for help!

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps I can just lock RJG in my loo and then everyone's happy!

Though it would be a bit hard to explain if friends came round...

"Kate, why do you have a hott Scotsman locked in your loo?"
"Oh, never mind him, just use the one next door..."

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

he'd head for the window

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Nah, it's too small.

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

my head isn't that big

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

lol?

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

i locked myself in a loo once, and had to be rescued by someone fetching ladder and coming through window. house was supposed to be haunted and so i blamed the ghost.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

do you people ever actually masturbate or are you just planning on eventually picking off strangers from a tall building when the mental strain of internet blue balls gets to be too much?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

That's a little rich!

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

"Hi kettle? This is the pot, you are black!"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

(xpost obv)

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

the difference is that ethan and i have actually had sex

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

.jpg plz

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

;-)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.trifesdormroom.com

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

I was making a punny. :-(

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Jess, that link doesn't work. :-(

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

'you people'

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

internethardman.org

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

well i hope you're satisfied.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

If we were satisfied, we wouldn't be on this thread in the first place. :-/

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

strongo and strongo

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

i'm never without him

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

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