"Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia."

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http://www.petsinuniform.com/

Surely, this is what Adobe envisioned the ultimate application of Photoshop to be.

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_hound.jpg http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_golden_retriever_1.jpg

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

aw how lovely.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

20 bucks for pure shit.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

There is something really, really freaky about this one.
http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_poodle_4.jpg

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

Wow! Only $20! What a deal!

― Sarah Trueberry McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

This caused us to laugh so hard that the entire department had to come over and see what was causing us such mirth. And then we played Kittenwar for a while.

― She's In Parties (kate), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

funniest thing ever

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

My dog looks regal.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/cmvenuti/gmoney.jpg

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

The german shepherd in the space suit is definitely worth $20
I would kill for a Jack Russell in BDUs

― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 February 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno; if they make any dough off this thing, it's genius. Seriously, $20 for a half-assed 20-30 min photoshop job. And tap into the market of folks who love their pets & there ya go.

seems like something they'd advertise in Parade Magazine

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_yorkshire_terrier_2.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

....

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_cat_3.jpg

In reference to kingfish's first post up there, I think our military would be greatly improved by requiring its colonels to be able to hold three tennis balls in their mouths.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

tee hee hee

xpost

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_terrier.jpg
http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/yellow_ribbon_icon2.jpg
http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_cat_1.jpg

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

That's why he's got all those medals, mad oral skills with the tennis balls

― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 February 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_chihuahua_dog_1.jpg

― Dan (SCARY) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

OMG THE COMMENTS PAGE:

"This is glorious. It's about time someone made a conjugate pair of pets and power. Now my puss is really in boots."

― Dan (O RLY?) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_cat_4.jpg

...

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

This is glorious. It's about time someone made a conjugate pair of pets and power. Now my puss is really in boots.

um, Tom, can you ask Anth0ny if there are any weird pix of Pip or Otis in uniforms lying around their house????? I mean is it just me or can you like hear you-know-who saying this????

ALSO WTF IS THIS
http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/christmas_tree.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Now now, I'm sure that christmas tree has sacrificed a lot and lost many friends in his career to gain those four stars

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

I think this must be what Heaven is like.

― Dan (Ow My Sides) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Tom imagine after the "puss in boots" ridiculousness, the Count from Sesame Street burst into laughter right behind you, it'll help you see what I'm talking about FYI.

ALSO THAT CHRISTMAS TREE HAS A DILDO ON ITS HEAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

It has Ned's silhouette!

― Dan (Check Ned For Head-Dildos) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahahah I wonder if the real people who won all those medals and took the original portraits these are based on ever see this kind of shit and get really, really mad. Like I can see this causing some kind of Rambo level breakdown, finding out that your cherised military portrait of your achievements in wearing medals is now serving as a base body for a pomeranian.

xpost I WAS THINKING THAT TOO

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

That cat in the white uniform looks like he enjoys inflicting pain on people.

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

still, it says "or other pet", too. which branch of the service would you like your goldfish or ferret or seal to have joined?

*insert bad !LOLZ Navy SEALS LOLZ! joke here*

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

"The pictures are great! Worth the cost of band aids alone for most people trying to dress up their cat "

― Dan (Concerns I Never Knew Existed) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

I like that the FAQ has only two frequently asked questions:

Is this for real?

Yes...

Are you crazy?

No...

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I wish this site would expand to include other types of uniforms, for example football players, cheerleaders, maitre d's.

xpost you know my sister's cat actually used to enjoy wearing cabbage patch doll dresses. He'd actively try to put them on, we'd have to help him. Thankfully it was just a phase, but we never needed band aids to dress up animals. On the other hand, "dress up animals" never meant "astronaught regalia" to me as a 5 year old so there you go.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

"I am happy with it. Let me know if you ever get around to doing fabulous wedding gowns, dresses of queens, and royalty with lots of jewels."

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

I wish this site would expand to include other types of uniforms, for example football players, cheerleaders, maitre d's.

NO! it would dilute the impact!

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

I am still incapacitated by the Christmas tree.

― Dan (Wie Treu Sind Deine Blaetter?) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

But I would like to see my cat dressed up as Chad Johnson, without the fear of band aids being put into my heart.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT just got reminded me of this:

Sugar Bush Squirrel: America's Most Patriotic Squirrel

"'The Military Mascot' & Superhero to Our Troops Everywhere"

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/6856052_scaled_302x169.jpg http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/6856051_scaled_324x201.jpg

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

if you hate this you hate capitalism

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

a full camo outfit for your dog

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― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

i can't even look at that christmas tree

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

not nearly as regal, i guess:

http://www.gifts-for-dog-lovers.com/images/funny%20dog%20pictures%20-%20uniform.jpg

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gunaccessories.com/LuckyDog/CamoNeopreneDogVest.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 February 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha "There's no way a rabbit can see him now!"

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

It has Ned's silhouette!

xpost I WAS THINKING THAT TOO

You people.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/110597.jpg

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

HERE IT IS AGAIN

ihttp://www.petsinuniform.com/christmas.php

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

you people lack focus

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_spaniel_dog_1.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH I FUCKED IT UP

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

OMG CHIHAUHUA IN CAMMIES
http://www.fairpress.org/images/camo1tres.jpg
END TIMES
GOOD THING I'VE STILL GOT MY WISDOM TEETH

― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 February 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a dildo on the tp of teh tree?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

http://www.kissedbydogs.com/englishsetterinuniform.jpg

who wants to play Stratego!

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

he even has his own grenade!

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.costumesinc.com/Costumes/images/medium/RAMBARK.jpg

No photoshop needed!

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

Shockingly, it's near impossible to find pics of cats in military get-ups

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/christmas_tree.jpg

― Dan (TWINS) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

OMG

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

This is what happens when they let Choda Boy decorate the christmas tree

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-1/1139619/r50435-lge.jpg

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I know I'm stretching the definition of 'military regalia', but still.. This makes life worth living.

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

i can't even look at that christmas tree

otm

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Know any dildo-related christmas carols?

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Alright, my coworkers think I'm having fits.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 February 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA!

the christmas-tree-head one looks like it should be a ministry album cover or something

― geeta, Saturday, 11 February 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Shockingly, it's near impossible to find pics of cats in military get-ups

http://www.catquotes.com/battlecat.jpg

― BATTLECAT ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Saturday, 11 February 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

from the local alt-weekly

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 31 March 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

my girlfriend is writing them right now asking if they have a buy one get half off another package deal for our dog and our kitten. the "holiday special" is only $19.99 per!

― ath (ath), Friday, 31 March 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

Bah. I prefer that my pet receive a real military honour, such as Nils Olav - penguin Colonel-in-Chief in the Norwegian army. http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2001/08/17/penguinart.jpg

― The Equator Lounge (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

my fiancee and i cheated the system and had a friend photoshop our animals into their uniforms 100% FREE OF CHARGE.

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/9299/captholdeniii1bb.jpg http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6199/astrotittyfoxnaut0he.jpg

he also did a little something extra for us:

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/1455/texasairf21er.jpg

― ath (ath), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I think this is maybe the funniest thread on ILE.

― Dan (That Christmas Tree!) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 May 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n3/n17634.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Thursday, 18 May 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

dan otm

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 May 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no, I cannot stop laughing. God bless you, ile. God Bless you! Oh God I can not stop laughing. Such joy!

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 18 May 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

I am still laughing. You have injured me.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 18 May 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

The Christmas tree thing still scares me a bit (in that how in the WORLD did you characters make that leap?).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 May 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/54/149021338_aed5a3bebd_o_d.jpg

― S- (sgh), Friday, 19 May 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

magic

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 19 May 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

looks like ya'll missed this gem for 'national pancake day':

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/pancakes.jpg

― bangelo (bangelo), Friday, 19 May 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

thanks to you for that

― ath (ath), Friday, 19 May 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

:-D

― and what (ooo), Friday, 19 May 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

We must get to the moon before the waffles do

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 19 May 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

looks more like mars. but the helmet's off, so it's probably staged anyway

― bangelo (bangelo), Friday, 19 May 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

Well yeah, pancakes + explosive decompression = watch out

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 19 May 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

OMG THANKSGIVING 2004:

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/thanksgiving.jpg

― Dan (TURKEY STALIN) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 May 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

Also they've updated their FAQ:

Will you put my horse/fish/grandchild in uniform?

Certainly. View exotics.

― Dan (Because My Grandchild Looks Like A Christmas Tree) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 May 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

OK PANCAKES WTF

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 19 May 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

ok the pancakes thing marks the first time an ilx thread has actually made me cry from laughing so hard

― I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog (teenagequiet), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

WHY would someone want their FISH in a uniform? What kind of sick, fucked up pervert thinks of that?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

― I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog (teenagequiet), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

I like to think the "pancakeonaut on Mars" is from a deleted Total Recall subplot

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, if someone could photoshop the 4-breasted 'total recall' woman w/literal 'pancake titties', I, for one, would really appreciate it

― bangelo (bangelo), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

i'm at my desk and doing the kind of laughing i did in the days after my hernia when i was 12 years old and couldn't laugh properly because it would have killed me with pain, this kind of slow out-breathing, like "hhhhhhhhhhh ... hhhhhhhhhhh"

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I have actually read that Lives of the Monster Dogs book! It was WEIRD. Yeah, I know -- shockah. And trying to laugh quietly is making me cough a lot.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

waitamin, WHY THE FUCK IS TURKEY STALIN ON MARS?!

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

Would it make more sense if he were on Earth?

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

Why wouldn't he be? XPOST

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry, but turkey stalin on mars w/o the proper protective gear(which apparently is kennedy-era american zero-G spacesuits) is just a bridge i'm not willing to cross.

we all must have our limits.

Also, pancakes don't have to breathe, so's they can remove their helmet with ease. The syrup would freeze, tho. Probably. I didn't think the molasses would run in January.

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps these pictures are from a speculative oxygenated martian atmosphere, again, a la 'total recall'

also, for some reason i keep wondering whether the pancakes go all the way down inside the suit or just stop @ the neck

― bangelo (bangelo), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

But even after we've terraformed Martian atmosphere to the point of breathability by our cosmonauturkeys & pankcakeonauts, would this terraforming also account for the temperature problems of the cold Martian day?

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Perhaps the folks at petsinuniform.com exhibit that rare breed of wide-eyed optimism not seen since the heady days of LBJ presiding over massive aerospace spending! We CAN get to Mars like Dubya said, and in our lifetimes! Our Stalinist Turkeys and Short Stacks WILL walk on the Martian surface! Quaid WILL start the reactor!

It's refreshing to see that this kind of idealism still exists in our weary days of war-torn cynicism.

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chemistryland.com/CHM107/AirWeBreathe/Comp/TotalRecallCollage.jpg

OXYGEN #3: In the movie Total Recall, there was an ancient alien factory that could release the oxygen from the Martian soil. This is actually possible. Extreme heat will cause the oxygen to separate from the metals and non-metals that it was bound to. Most of Martian soil is iron oxide, which would turn to iron metal and oxygen gas at high temperatures. In the pictures above, Arnold presses the touch sensitive on "button" of the oxygen generator. Next he gets blown out of the factory into the thin Martian air, which causes the air in his body to expand. Fortunately, the oxygen rushes out of the top of the mountain that housed the factory and they show Mars getting an atmosphere similar to Earth's. Actually, this atmosphere would be pure oxygen, which is not good to breath for long periods and would present extreme fire hazards. It's lacking the 80% nitrogen.
http://www.chemistryland.com/CHM107/AirWeBreathe/Comp/AirComposition.html

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

I wish that image montage also had Quato and the 4 boobed woman.

1) "GET YOUR ASS TO MARS"
2) 4 BOOBS
3) BIRTH DEFECT DUDE
4) HAND IN MACHINE
5) ???
6) PROFIT

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

but what does the Two Weeks Lady have to say about all this?

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

i'm guessing something about "two weeks"

― late to the bloom to the er (latebloomer), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Get ready for a SURPRISE"

― Pancakeonaut (natepatrin), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

(postscript: KABOOM)

― Pancakeonaut (natepatrin), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

that pancake astronaut = my new desktop wallpaper

― late to the bloom to the er (latebloomer), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

but what does the Two Weeks Lady have to say about all this?

I feel the absence
of presence; You are gone now.
It hurts at odd times.

-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...) (webmail), August 8th, 2005 1:05 AM. (Orbit) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

too easy. you should have just pshopped Priscilla Allen into a suit or Coast Guard uniform or something

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I don't find this thread all that funny. And now I want some fucking pancakes. I don't find this thread funny at all.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe i missed this thread the first 4 times

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

Someone ought to change the thread title to mention the pancakes.

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Should some email them to ask what other comestibles they'll dress up in classy duds? What about a can of my fave kind of beef jerky for World Beef Jerky Day? (Nov 13th in US, Aug 16 in Mexico/Canada)

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

this shit!!!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Okay gabnebb's last post has me CRYING with laughter

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

If it hadn't been for this thread, my myspace picture would be BORING. Instead, I am a military cat.

― John Justen, UMSOGTH PERMAPRESS CTHULU. (johnjusten), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm also still back on "This is glorious. It's about time someone made a conjugate pair of pets and power. Now my puss is really in boots."

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

AMBUSH!

http://hitlercats.motime.com/

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...

I still fucking love this thread.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

YES

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS GLORIOUS

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha
http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_cat_4.jpg
^^^^^^^ this guy is gonna fuck you up!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not sure which is funnier, Col. Ned Christmas Tree or Space Pancakes.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

A dead heat, surely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

Don't make me decide!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

ooo! national pancake day is coming up!

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

holy crap these things went up to $30

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

The price of genius.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/portland/astro_dog2.jpg
^^^ wearing diapers or no?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

The price of genius.

I was gonna say, they know their market.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha OMG!!! How do I subscribe to your journal?!
http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/379fbcd9/cover-400.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

The Portland Mercury needed some pets in uniform. Fast.

It turned to Pets In Uniform.

We received four source images on a Friday and had each dog and cat dressed multiple uniforms by Monday. The client was so happy with the results that it featured several of the images on the cover of its weekly magazine.

"Oh my god. My stomach hurts. Thanks so much, these are incredible."
Demo Fergosi, Art Director, Portland Mercury

Need a pet in uniform for an advertisement, annual report, or team-building event? Contact us.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

NEWS
FILM
MUSIC
MEOW

lol racest

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

I think the USAF puggle there is the official Mercury mascot, which wanders about their offices.

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

I hate to tell you but that is a photoshop dog, they don't really walk around offices in uniforms!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

G30ff C4nn0n needed some shit on a stick. Fast.

He turned to Shit on a Stick.

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/6311/petstx6.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha brian otm

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

omfg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

This is something I do anyway, because my cat's full name is Chief Petty Officer Brenda Waterbed.

― I do have a surname, but it's silent. (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

This thread should have Stan Bush's "The Touch" embedded.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/d103/cover-400.jpg

this week's ish

― kingfish, Saturday, 24 February 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

am not Jewish, but would quite like to be, but I do really like cats

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 24 February 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

omg that link just took things another level higher

― unfished business, Sunday, 25 February 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

I really regret not registering as "Moses Finklestein."

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 February 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

yo dude your site is kinda gay, no offence butthe catrs dont look enough like hitler, i saw one where the cat is in anazi uniform, more of those cuz thats funny, the rest is kinda gay

Hahha... dude thinks it didnt go far ENOUGH wtf.

― Trayce, Sunday, 25 February 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://83.136.68.93/kitler/pics/kitler763.jpg

one final salute before the reich is flushed down the drain.

― kingfish, Sunday, 25 February 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

PROVEN BY SCIENCE: Kitlers not as funny as Col. Ned Xmas Tree.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

A four-star colonel?

― Mark C, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

It's a special rank attainable only by Christmas trees.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

Well-deserved, that one.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

just in time to repost this for the holiday season!

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/thanksgiving.jpg

― max, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://i37.tinypic.com/5509dh.jpg

― sleep, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2249/2194673973_d9b49a5fb2.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

DOCTOR BEN IS THAT YOU?

― Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Holiday special: $19.99

― Vault Boy Bobblehead: Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 5 December 2008 06:27 (sixteen years ago)

"don we now our gay apparel"

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 5 December 2008 07:06 (sixteen years ago)

It's nice that after all those pets, the video ends with the familiar, conforming Pan Cake Astronaut and Christmas Tree General.

― Tuomas, Friday, 5 December 2008 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

I wondered what that Alan Yentob series was about (bad joke for Britishers)

― Neil S, Friday, 5 December 2008 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

"Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia."
- I skimmed the title and read full _______ genitalia

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 5 December 2008 13:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7751/27741881jx5.jpg

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 5 December 2008 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7940/20354898fy2.jpg

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 5 December 2008 14:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://media.southparkstudios.com/img/content/season9/907.jpg

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 5 December 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago)

ok i didnt know there were football uniforms

― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Friday, 5 December 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago)

this video is mesmerizing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 5 December 2008 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

You kinda get the idea after half a minute, though. :-/

― StanM, Friday, 5 December 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

but they all have diff expressions.

― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Friday, 5 December 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

some are like WTF?!? and some are more like IM GOING TO KILL YOU

― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Friday, 5 December 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Pancake astronaut starts the new gainsbourg/beck video!
http://keithschofield.com/charlotte-gainsbourg/charlotte-gainsbourg+beck-heaven-can-wait.mov

― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

"We open on a portrait of a character I like to call "Pancake Astronaut." He is the living embodiment of astronaut food, as it is. Astronaut food is interesting. We build these massive rockets that are the culmination of thousands of years of technology, but the astronauts still need to eat food. This image represents that; a pocket-sized 2001: A Space Odyssey"

― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

in the future, creative people will do nothing but crib from youtube and win oscars

― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EQ-eUoDk0w&feature=player_embedded

― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

danshadow666 (11 months ago)
This is adorable. I like the dog with 3 balls in its mouth, that's alot of balls to have in one mouth.

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

DUDES

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://petsinuniform.com/finished/freeman/astronaut_blue_dog_freeman.jpg

HENRY

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://petsinuniform.com/finished/freeman/astronaut_blue_dog_freeman2.jpg

COUSIN ROGER

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

laika = pwned

― what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

r those yours justen?

first one is, the second one is his best friend (who belongs to k's brother)

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

dope. how would you rate their customer service?

they are great

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 06:14 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://onethirtybpm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/klaxons-surfing-the-void.jpg

= Klaxons' next album cover!

http://onethirtybpm.com/2010/06/15/full-deatils-for-klaxons-surfing-the-void/

― StanM, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/b861_cat_play_house_fire_engine.jpg

― god, time is fucking stupid. (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/214651b.jpg

― god, time is fucking stupid. (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/21444a1.jpg

― god, time is fucking stupid. (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/2142b97.jpg

― god, time is fucking stupid. (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/2138475.jpg

― god, time is fucking stupid. (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

REVIVE! FOR THIS!

http://animalcentury.com/images/portraits/138/ozzy-the-pug-animal-century.jpg

http://animalcentury.com/images/portraits/32/catandafan-animalcenturyart.jpg

http://animalcentury.com/index.php

― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 20 September 2012 07:18 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.antesydespues.com.ar/en/famosos-retratados-como-soldados/

― iglesias, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago)

http://petsinuniform.com/finished/freeman/astronaut_blue_dog_freeman.jpg

jjj, can I put this on a t-shirt

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

this is still one of the funniest things I've ever read:

"This is glorious. It's about time someone made a conjugate pair of pets and power. Now my puss is really in boots."

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, 24 July 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

these are pretty good!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/berkleyillustration

― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)

http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Hunting-Cats.jpg

― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:16 (ten years ago)

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0d/25/28/0d25280d8438f86e4a423c221a07fcfb.jpg

― excreting zeitgeist (Sanpaku), Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:26 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

In the middle of a meeting, the phrase "This is glorious" popped into my head and I almost burst into hysterical laughter

― DJP, Friday, 15 May 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

eight months pass...

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/traveling-dog-aspen-the-mountain-pup-instagram-50.jpg

― lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 5 February 2016 22:40 (nine years ago)

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