"The Dangers of Thongs" -- oh yes

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Coworker/ILE feller Tom P mentioned seeing a preview of a story supposedly going to run on our local Fox News (thanks Rupert Murdoch!), with an OB/GYN pontificating on the concerns. So...anyone have any problems themselves?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well mine sure rides up.

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

for some reason, ned, i thought yr question was about godspeed you black emperor wearing thongs. that would rule. GYBE should all wear thongs

― gareth, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just thought Ned was lisping.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Um, no.

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My boss wore a thong today and I was amused but really, its not proper workplace attire.

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The environment is never wrong for a thong. Of course, the wearer can be wrong, very wrong!

― tOM p, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thongs meaning knickers or flip flops? Both can be hazardous.

― Madchen, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Especially if you get them mixed up on e day. Also if you confuse fanny with fanny

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thongs cannot be comfortable, can they? Comfortable pants rule.

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ok. There are 'concerns'?! WTF!

I do hate it when I'm getting something out of the lower drawer of a filing cabinet, and then I realise that they're totally showing at the back above the waistband of whatever I'm wearing. Seems a tad unprofessional.

― Kim, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wathn't lithping, Dan. You athhole.

To Kim -- you got me! Ask Tom P for more, he's already posted.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It seems as if more woman's tops of the undies show these days than ever. It seems so informal!

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My underwear are always sticking out. Thongs are much more comfortable than regular underwear, btw.

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's much more formal to see the entirety of a woman's panties. :)

The only "dangers" I can think of involving a thong revolve around choking on one. Or possibly getting a huge boil in your asscrack because it doesn't fit well.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*Choking* on one, Dan? Thanks for the images. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm totally intrigued, cos I ain't never been in danger of choking on my own thong.

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some Santa Monica doctor has started a "anti-thong movement" and is trying to discourage women from wearing them, illegedly because they cause infections and cuts! I am really curious how she was able to come to this conclusion-I'd like to see her research. My guess is that thongs don't quite complement the good doctor personally, so she is trying to ruin everyone else's fun.

― tOM p, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh and Dan, do you mean chocking on your own? Or someone else's?

― tOM p, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Unless you're a contortionist, someone else's.

I wonder if this doctor has been wearing cast-iron or razorblade thongs. That's possible the most disturbing thing I've read today (besides that Carrot-Top website, YIKES).

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, it isn't likely that you're going to choke on someone else's thong unless you try to. I was thinking about something along the lines of rushing oral sex and the disasterous consequences, but I'm clearly talking out of my ass. Sorry.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, that's what I figured you meant, someone else mentioned chocking on thier own thong. That sounds like a scene from a particularly nasty porn flick!

― tOM p, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I refuse to wear underwear. David wears boxers. Thongs are actully on our list of unnegotibale automatic deal breakers.

― anthony, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As Ed so rightfully pointed out, thongs cannot be comfortable, and are therefore not good. The prime purpose of my underpants is to shield my genitalia from the harsh outside world and vice versa so wearing revealing and harsh pants makes no sense.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thongs on gurls = path to righteousness. For the sake of improved worldwide VPL, thongwear can only be encouraged. Either that or nothing. Thongs on guys = suspect.

― AP, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I agree with Ally, they can be way more comfortable than normal underwear.

But as for cuts etc, ok sure if you're buying the type made out of material that doesn't stretch and gives you an impromtu garotting (sp?). There was this one unfortunate pair that I owned, that highly resembled dental floss. But in the wrongest of wrong ways.

― Kim, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

someone post some links to thong pictures

― Mike Hanley, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://www.squashpix.com/vickybot/

― Mike Hanley, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Squash is okay game, tho' hellishly dull for spectators. No longer! Hooray for Vickybot.

― AP, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I, too, believe thongs are evil and should be banned, however, I don't have a Doctorate to back me up on this one. I am, however, fat and ugly and would look ridiculous in one, so can I use that to substantiate my claim?

― masonic boom, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How the hell can they cut you up unless they are made of razor wire or something?

Anyway, anything is better than VPL which is never attractive. And g- strings (sounds sexier than thong) take up less room in a suitcase.

― Emma, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are not fat and ugly, Kate! Pfffttt! As for thongs, hmmmm. Someone once wanted me to wear a g-string, and I ran away. They look kinda awkward to me. Still, my knowledge of underwear is very limited indeed...

― Paul Strange, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

G-string VPL can be bad though. Double-bumped hips are not sexy. I tend to buy mine a size bigger to avoid unsightliness and discomfort.

― Madchen, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Imperfection = human = sexy. I'm all for VPL.

― Tom, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd rather have VPL than a freaking string up my butt, thanks. VPL only offends other peoples sights, and if they don't like, they can just not look. I can't just suddenly decide not to feel my ass for a day...

And I am so fat and I am so ugly and I feel even moreso every time I get photographed and there was a hell of a lot MORE photographing last night.

― masonic boom, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like a good camel toe. Girl in gym this evening, wearing Nike lycra hotpants, in white, and no panties, and her, erm, mound wuz like out to ... ... ... here! Everyone's checking her out, in none too discreet ways, & she knew and would stare back at them ("them" inc. me) all come hither-like — she was totally getting off on looking at people looking at her camel toe. I think that's excellent.

― AP, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is this thing with VPL. It is more fashion fascism and obviously the most ridiculous thing ever. What is umpleasant is tight white trouser that are practicallly see through (favoured by the denizens of italy Yorkshire and the northeast). Being able to see a black thong underneath. What ever happened to leaving some things to the imagination. Baggy is a state of mind.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

she was totally getting off on looking at people looking at her camel toe.

I swear to god, I'm going to start taking notes and develop some of the scenes into a screenplay.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Listen, as you might have heard, I have a big ass. And because of this regular underwear just ends up in the same place a thong/g- string ends up being anyhow, it's just a lot more fabric. So why not buy underwear that puts it there to begin with, is more comfy because it's less fabric, and doesn't stick out thru clothing to boot? It's either that or no underwear, which I do when I go to bed, but I was specifically told no underwear was not "corporate dress", so there you go. You have to buy the right kind though, you can't just go up to any old shop and buy thongs and then assume they will be comfortable. Good ones are made by the GAP, Victoria's Secret (but only certain VS thongs are good, like their mesh lowriders are nice, but the second string satin ones are too wide in the back), Cosabella, and Express, I find. You have to make sure the back is not too wide or too thin, like a half inch down to a fourth inch is good, anything more or less can be really uncomfortable.

Oh, and thongs on MEN are disgusting.

― Ally, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I agree. Men's underwear: the bigger the better.

Anyway, as for no underwear not being corporate dress, I wonder if I'll be sent home if I go up to my boss and tell him I'm not wearing any underwear? It's got to be worth a try...

― Paul Strange, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Paul, that is a DANGEROUS ROAD you are embarking upon. What if your boss smiles knowingly and coyly beckons for you to cum inside his office?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I saw some wonderful VPL yesterday. Sigh...loverly. ANyways, I thin all female tennis stars should wear thongs, it makes sense, athletically. WHat I worry about is doesnt the thong actually rest tangent to the anus> ? Dirty!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As opposed to the pristine underwear people normally remove from their bodies after a long day?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Girls can wear g-strings/thongs if they like, but let it me said now that they are REVOLTING to look at (you know, if they're actually on show - I remain neutral on the whole VPL issue)

Bizarrely, many men seem to find them attractive attire, judging by their popularity with lap dancers et al. Err... and their No.1 slot on Granada Men & Motor's "Top 10 - underwear" investigation.

― Nick, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Perfection = a-human = sexier.

― mark s, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It is only ever men who get skid marks, us gals know how to clean up after ourselves properly.

― Emma, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I actually don't see how they're so sexy either - ooh look, butt cheeks. Um, hooray?

I don't know about you all, but my underwear are always perfectly clean. I am made of plastic.

― Ally, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WEll no other undies come so close, so intimately caress the poor anus as it tries to go about its day of keeping back the hellish wastes of the body. NOt breifs, not boxers. The canyon of the ass is invaded entirely. Seems mighty unlcean to me.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think I now, finally, have a concrete answer for that ILE taboo thread...

― Kim, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"The canyon of the ass is invaded entirely"

This is in fact EXACTLY what happens When Boxers Attack.

― Tom, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The canyon of the ass is invaded entirely.

If I ever told my wife, "Honey, don't put on that thong. It won't do anything but invade the canyon of your ass," I would receive the world's most brutal beating. "Canyon" implies "gigantic honking ass that blots out thse sun and frightens children."

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how about "The slight depression of your ass..."

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ohmygod ohmygod, I am laughing so hard right now, it's making me cough like hell. I HATE YOU MIKE, LOOK WHAT YOU DO TO ME.

― Ally, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I feel like an idiot but... VPL ?

― Patrick, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

poncey is as poncey does.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

visible panty line

― Ally, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thanks, Ally. It makes you look like you have 4 arses, even on thin people and ruins the line of your clothes therefore is a top fashion (or rather, style) faux pas.

― Emma, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what do you think of they who let you clearly see the undies as they are black and the skirt is white or just plain see through? Are we allowed to look?

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They clearly lack style. Look all you want, in fact, point and laugh at them. It's the only way they'll learn.

― Emma, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"My latest breakthrough: the FOUR-ASSED MONKEY!"

Little did he know that the same effect could be achieved for $25 with some Hanes Her Way and a pair of cheap pants...

I think the next time I have a wedgie, I'm going to tell people that the Boxer Army has just launched an assault on the canyon of my ass and see what type of reaction I get.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't read this thread anymore, damnit. What happened to our serious discussion about panties?!?!?!

People who wear see-thru colors with dark underwear should be beaten. That's a look that can work on the top if done very specifically. NOT on your ass.

― Ally, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There is this Spanish woman I know and in the summer she alway s does it. Its..tantalising. And embarasing.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The worst/funniest are the women who wear PATTERNED UNDERWEAR under their see-through pants. You feel like tapping them on the shoulder and saying, "Miss, am I supposed to know that you're wearing the panties with the blue flowers and the cute pink bow on the front?"

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think there's something quite cute about seeing the outline of someone's pants through their skirt/trousers/whatever...don't know why.

― DG, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

faux pas now = street-look soon, however

(as per many a fit young fella with trousers now barely reaching tops of thighs, and crotch of same between knees Viv.Westwood bondage fashion; also NO LACES IN PUFFY TRAINERS... )

― mark s, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

better to tap on the shoulder and say "He likes the way the pamties have shapes! He wants to own the shapes! Can we bargy bargain!" And then present a crumpled dollar.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*crumpled up in laughter* I feel Ally's pain. This thread is A Work of Cretinous Genius and am glad I started it.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SO gettin gback to top, what were the "dangers" in the news story?

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Apparently this doctor claimed there has been an increase in "thong related injuries" (I can't wait to hear about an athlete that can't perform due to a "thong-related injury") such as infections and cuts. The doctor blamed the rise in popualarity of the thong, the news story blamed Cisqo and his "Thong Song". I wonder how women are cutting themselves with their thongs!

By the way, this whole story was based on women and women's health, and did not mention men and thongs. Personally, I would just asume keep it that way!

On an almost related note, has anyone seen that Nickelodeon commercial where they dub in voices over the old A-Team episode. Two guys are carrying Mr. T and one of them says to him "I told you a man your age shouldn't try wearing thong underwear!"

― tOM p, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still don't understand why you'd get a cut from it.

― Ally, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe some one was wearing one made of barbed wire.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've read through this, and I just can't decide which one of you is Sisqo.

― james e l, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I already told you I'm Harrison Ford

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

More to the point, who here has dumps like a truck (truck, truck)?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've already put forth that the size of my ass is unacceptable, you know.

― Ally, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We'll be the judge of that. Post a pic. With ruler for reference

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There was a similar yo-yo spamming Usenet some months ago, claiming that bras cause breast cancer. This story sounds suspiciously similar to that one.

― Kerry Keane, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If bras caused breast cancer, wouldn't a lot more women be diagnosed with it?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't have any pictures of my own ass, jeez. The closest is one of me hugging someone else with my leg wrapped over them, and I hate that other person now so I don't even want to think about that picture.

― Ally, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Everyone should have an ass gallery. Ask Ned.

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

An ass gallery? I'm sorta flattered that I would be associated with such a bizarre concept, but I'm not too sure where that one came from.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan hit nail on donkey re: comical nature of visible patterned underwear — I mean, it's like a joke just seeing that stuff!! Oh, and good camel toe synonym = VW bonnet.

― AP, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Old schoolboy joke from 60s - Where's Ginger Marks?* In your pants!
*Ginger Marks (or is it Marx, dunno?) was a London gangster allegedly murdered by the Krays, who's body was never found. Hence the joke.

― DG, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DId he die in a pants factory or something?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think you got Ned confused with Howard Stern.

― Ally, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Speaking of which, I heard Hosterns rating are falling faster than Thatchers' Tits

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah Ally, you've inadvertantly stumbled across the two questions I hate most:

PERSON #1: "Are you trying to look like John Lennon?"

ME: *wearily* "No."

PERSON #2: "Are you trying to look like Howard Stern?"

ME: *growls* "NO!"

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

PERSON #3: "Are you trying to look like Kenny G?"

NED: "...yes." *cries*

God, I'm evil today. :)

― Dan Perry, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Are You trying to look like KLinger ?"

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kenny G? You strange man.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey, it made me laugh. And I don't think I ever tried to claim normalcy.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kenny G vs. Michael Bolton. Weapon? Daggers. WHo wins?

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

I'm not sure if you people meant this whole topic to be funny or if you were serious but I just wanted to thank you all for making me laugh my ass off. As for the question, my wife says that the underwear are just going to end up there anyway so why not make it as small a wedgie as possible?

― Matt, Sunday, 2 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two weeks pass...

What is a Camel Toe? Well lets see http://www.allsexsites.com/cameltoe/

― Camel Man, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't belive this cursed thread cam eback to life. Die thread! Someone get a stake!

― Pennysong Hanle y, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They can be comfortable if they fit correctly and of course, prevent wobbly arse VPL which is a Good Thing! Nothing worse than being fixated on someone wearing too-tight trousers with VPL sticking out a mile whilst walking behind them eugh eugh icky.

However, if I had a pair of bloomers, I would not worry. Wow. Visible Bloomer Line. Shall I bring up a topic once debated at Trig Brother?

Boxer Short Ripple.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Boxer short ripple? Mmm, delightful.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is that like Raspberry Ripple?

― DG, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Curse you, DG, for making me think of an ice cream falvored Boxer Short Ripple.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ha ha, serves you right for being so, er, 'brusque' the other day, Mr Perry. ;-)

― DG, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*sob*

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now Dan and DG, get into your thongs and into teh bath together!

― Pennysong Hanle y, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― Pennysong Hanle y, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three months pass...

What is the most unacceptable thong ever to come out of your ass?

― N., Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...

I dont know about anybody else but when I see a bird bend down and see the tops of her trousers to gradually slip down to reveal a beautiful tiny pink thong, I perminantely have my eyes glued to it until either she pulls her trousers up or she gives me the biggest slap around the face. Does anyone else suffer from this?

― Ben Dover, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A thread that should always be revived.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dood, when that happens, there is no suffering.

― JM, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i will also admit to having this problem, ben dover, although i am much more innarested if shes wearing undies that don't look foul like thongs do. baby make your booty go dinna, dinna!

― di, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd prefer to simply see the butt cleavage

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four weeks pass...

I'm sorry if some of you don't think men should wear thongs, but some of us do. Get over it NOW!

― Charles, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For all our sakes, please put your ass back in some pants.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i find it bloody annoying having to pull ridey-uppy knickers outta< /i> my ass - really i just can't fathom why anyone would want knickers that did this on purpose! madness!
― petra jane, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeargh! the gods of HTML hate me, for sure.

― petra jane, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eleven months pass...

Wow almost a full year and no revival.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 9 March 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

has anyone mentioned that in Australia thongs are like rubber slip on beach sandals (flip flops in UK). so when a woman bends down i don't stare fixedly at her thong.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 9 March 2003 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Yup, mentioned up near the top.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 9 March 2003 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not wearing any underwear right now>

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 9 March 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

as it is a work day i am wearing undies.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 9 March 2003 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, have I not mentioned my age and heart condition? (Actually, as far as I know I have no heart condition, but I'm sure I will have soon...)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 March 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i am not wearing any underwear either!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 March 2003 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

But I thought you were a simple country boy!

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 10 March 2003 00:02 (twenty-three years ago)

A crack squad of commandos, you lot are

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 10 March 2003 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

yup, just a pair of overalls for me

low and lazy

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 March 2003 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, you really *are* a farmer's boy.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 March 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I never wear a thong, but don't tell the Pope.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I go away for a weekend to visit my recovering dad (who is doing very very well, hurrah!) and my mom and have a wonderfully pleasant time and I come back to find this LEWDNESS. Of course, what disturbs me most is that Dan is nowhere near this revival yet and still it defies good taste. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

Women say knickers to g-strings

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

i am in awe of this thread. did Mike hanle y die or move to wyoming or something?

― call me mr. flintstone, i can scream at dinosaurs (San Te), Saturday, 22 January 2011 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

iirc, he was translated into a being of pure light.

― Aimless, Saturday, 22 January 2011 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

seven years pass...

Canyon of your ass

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 July 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)

These were the best times of ilx

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

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