HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN JUSTEN

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GET DRUNK GET CRUNK

― Dan (In Whatever Order You Choose) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

happy birfday!

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

MAN OF ALCOHOL

Happy birthday indeed! How clever of you to almost be born on my birthday. We should gang up on Dan and make him enjoy Placebo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

Hoorah!

Last night, the waitress at the Red Dragon helped Jeff and Mike create two shots named the "Fuck John" and the "Fuck John Again".

They worked. She also apoligized later and told me that the "Fuck John Again" was made up of 151, tequila, vodka, whiskey, and tobasco.

I fear this will not catch on and make me famous.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

I'm interested, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

I have just been informed that the correct name was "the Double-Fuck John."

My apologies.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

If I had whiskey in the house, I would be drinking a Double-Fuck John right now!

― Dan (Goodbye Liver) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

Hip hip etc on the magical birthing, John!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

Haha that was totally pathetic.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Happy Birthday for the 34th time. Appropriately.

(Okay not really 34th time. just getting the info out there.)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

hppybrthsday dude, we will face off in leaning tower trivia again someday

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

BIRTHDAY RAH YOU ARE OLD etc.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE. yea.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

THX ALL!

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― Michael White, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRFDAY GUY.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

If you all want to vote for/design a drink for me (that won't actually kill me), I promise to go to a bar after work and drink it, and then post the results. My pain is my birthday present to you.

Also, I'm paying for it, so any top shelf stuff is getting subbed for rail.

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

begin with one finger

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Some friends and I suggest a few drink names, which John might or might not like to use:

Fainting Lady
Witch's Tit
Asshole Surgeon

(don't even ask what kind of conversation we were having)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE!

― chaki, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.overstock.com/f/102/3117/8h/www.overstock.com/images/products/muze/music/188460.jpg
happy birthday, from one guitar man to another

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, the "Fuck John" is made of equal parts Bailie's, Tequila, and Southern Comfort. I invented it and I cast my vote thusly.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

Request for alternate nominations emphatically repeated.

(yours counts, tho, you bastard.)

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

3 parts flavored vodka
1 part club soda
1 part simple syrup

I call it "The Sickly Sweet".

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

Care to specify the flavor of the vodka?

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

That is up to the user. I suggest vanilla or pepper.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

One part Dr. McGillicudy's Peppermint Schnapps
One part Blackberry brandy
One part Malibu

"Fainting Lady"

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

2 Tablespoons sugar
1 shot whipping cream
1 shot vodka

I call it "The Pearl Necklace"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

2 parts SoCo
2 parts Jim Beam

It's called "The Stripper".

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Equal parts Sambuca, Tequila, and Pomegranite Juice.

"vile drink for you to drink tonight, in order to exact my revenge," as per FB's suggestion for a drink name.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

3 parts Jaegermeister
1 part dry vermouth
1 part cream

The "Diarrhea Martini".

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

I CAST 1 (ONE) VOTES FOR THE DIARRHEA MARTINI

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

Disturbingly brilliant.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

3 Parts Bailie's Irish Cream
1 large marble

"The Heimlich"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/mousing3/bee-and-cat.gif

yay

― JW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

If you drink "The Heimlich" after everything else, odds are that you've found a partial hangover cure as well.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to have to change that to:

2 parts Jagermeister
1 part Rumplemintz
1 large marble

"The Heimlich" aka "The Really Dead Nazi"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh, happy birthday, btw.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday!

― unfished business, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

1 pt hot sauce
1 pt tequila, shittiest you can find

i call that the "dan perry"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god, THAT drink!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

YOU DRANK IT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

IT HAD TEQUILA IN THIS, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

12 oz can Coors (not light)
dash Tabasco Habanero sauce

"My Life As An Enlisted Man"

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

dan i am with you on tequila. i also have drank straight hot sauce out of a bottle and downed a good half of it in a manliness beef. however, that drink was beyond my comprehension.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

See, I like my drinks to be beyond comprehension. Or blue.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh hells yes on the blue tip

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

So start with Blue Caracao and then add...

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

...one blue urinal cake...

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

... garnish with cocktail onions.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

... don't forget to add a few maraschino cherries for color contrast...

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

...also don't forget to rim the glass.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash blue gatorade

this will be called "the gargamel special"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

OMG WANT

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

So much makes more sense now.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

should we add cherries?? i am always a big supporter of that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

1 case black label
15-20 inches snow

drink case, have drunk snowball fight

i call this "the seward"

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

You did not want to be with us the summer HHS grads attended bartending school.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

can we also add cherries to the snowball fight

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

i don't see why not

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

Cherries go with everything. It's axiomatic.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

I was going to suggest olives for the Diarrhea Martini but will happily substitue cherries.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Cherries go with everything. It's axiomatic.

http://www.apeculture.com/images/warrant.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

In this case, I believe either would work equally well.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

Ned, that picture only makes me heart you more.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

no cherries in Enlisted Man please

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

Sara's glam metal past made clear.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

I am not putting cherries on an awful hair metal band.

(TANGENTIAL TRUE STORY TIME: J031 dated a guy who was my TA in a circuitry class who took her to a Poison/Warrant concert. She was not especially charmed.)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

I am not putting cherries on an awful hair metal band.

Can't hurt; might help.

ROLF about J031's former romantic interest. (Who am I to talk though; I once went to a Starship concert with a boyfriend.)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

You put your cherry in my enlisted man...

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

Ow?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday john justen
i have no drink ideas for you except that the drink be of a) alcohol and b) a lot of it

that bee riding the cat gif is one of my favourite things

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

1 case black label
15-20 inches snow

drink case, have drunk snowball fight

i call this "the seward"

ghost rider on Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:32 (32 minutes ago)

The great thing about this is that you could also call this "the default plan" in my current situation.

― I AM PAUL EDWARD WAGEMANN AND I DIED FOR YOUR SINS, CRETIN., Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

you must drink diarrhea martinis until you report to boot camp

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

black label and snow is totally the best option. i'm missing mn winter right now so i say DO IT.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

Well, I guess that ruins one of my aliases on here. Oh well.

I'm going to need to run complex algorithms to choose a drink here, people. Maybe I'll turn this into a running plan, one drink per week, full and unabashed reporting of the effects.

Why don't bars have blue gatorade? Gargamel looks GOOD.

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

MN winter is currently kicking our ass. Black Label and snow is like death and taxes, but Black Label is way better.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

The problem with the Black Label option is that you could also call that choice "The John Justen after work", so it kind of ruins the festive aspect.

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

I am currently being told to leave work due to unending snowfall. I need to bring a case of black label on the bus, because that's where I'll be for the next 4 hours.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

I am currently being told to leave work due to unending snowfall.

you're not happy about this? it's a snow day!!!

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

Get home safely FB.

John, you should make a spreadsheet with results of consuming these drinks. You could even have "after one drink," "after two," "after three" - and then list results in a comments section ("I threw up until my nose fell off," etc.).

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

Leaving work at 3:25 != "snow day"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

(omg, if John ends up with a nosepatch I will be simultaneously mortified and psyched)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

GUESS WHO'S STUCK AT WORK UNTIL 7 PM?

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Leaving work at 3:25 != "snow day"

That's just this irritating, okay FINE, we guess the weather really IS dangerous, we'll FINALLY let you go. (Also hate the schools when they close early. Just let the kids stay home. Or better yet, put them up at school!)

Now John will drink until he has a nosepatch just to make Dan happy. (Seriously John, maybe you should go straight home and make these drinks in your own kitchen.)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

P3rry has almost certainly already consumed all the liquor in the house if he's been snowbound, though.

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Time to find better hiding places in your house.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday!!

― tehresa, Thursday, 1 March 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks to everyone I haven't thanked already. Superdrinkstravaganza will have to be postponed until tomorrow, as my 15 minute drive home just took 1.5 hours due to blizzard. In keeping with the tradition, however, I bought a 30 pack of Old Style and the cheapest "Scotch" available at the liquor store.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

Glad to hear you got home okay. Stay safe and rest assured that, somewhere, people are mentally concocting more revolting drinks for you to enjoy.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

Superdrinkstravaganza will have to be postponed until tomorrow

Hoist a few in my name and I will do likewise.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

old style definitely rates the hot sauce treatment

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

FINE. How much per can?

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

Oh. I see, a dash. Report to follow.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

I think like 5 drops at least. I'd put in more tho.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

OK, that was pretty good. I had to sub normal Tobasco though.

BTW, the hot sauce appears to settle to the bottom. Perhaps I need a swizzle stick.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

Just shake it up.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

everyone needs swizzle sticks.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

True dat.

Nothing goes better with the "My Life As An Enlisted Man" than Foreigner - "Juke Box Hero", by the way. I HAVE STARS IN MY EYES!

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh dude you should also try "double vision" with that cocktail

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

Where is drinksing to happen???
I will find a way there! ! !
And you will drink Ultra biers!!!!!!

― Windy G Moisture, Friday, 2 March 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

Don't think that double vision was neglected. I DON'T FOREIGNER HALF-ASS, DUDE.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/407528275_4e3180c3ca_o.jpg

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 06:36 (eighteen years ago)

Now chug.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 March 2007 06:42 (eighteen years ago)

Now where's Steve Goldberg with that specially commissioned original birthday theme song?

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 2 March 2007 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday dude!

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 2 March 2007 07:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'll make you a present of awesome(ness) if you pick me up when you leave your un-busy job.
Because I wanna SEE you drink ultra biers.

― Windy G Moisture, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday john. you seem like a straight up kinda dude.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

OMG JOHN IS 35 TODAY

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 1 March 2008 06:50 (seventeen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN

LET THE DEBAUCHERY BEGIN!!!!

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 1 March 2008 06:50 (seventeen years ago)

HA SO OLD

Birthday!

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 March 2008 07:04 (seventeen years ago)

happy etc. etc.

― Rubyredd, Saturday, 1 March 2008 10:37 (seventeen years ago)

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 1 March 2008 10:43 (seventeen years ago)

OOF

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 1 March 2008 10:43 (seventeen years ago)

HAPPY birthday!

― latebloomer, Saturday, 1 March 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

thxxxooxx

― John Justen, Saturday, 1 March 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

I am sad, old man, because you are the ghost of my birthday future. ;_;

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 1 March 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

(Happy Bithday!)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 1 March 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOOD

― HI DERE, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

tonight, nipsie russels will be consumed in the name of ILX

― John Justen, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

happy birthday dude don't kill yourself

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 March 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

― John Justen, Saturday, 1 March 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

pix pls

― the sir weeze, Saturday, 1 March 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

of me not killing myself?

― John Justen, Sunday, 2 March 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

i have lots of those

― John Justen, Sunday, 2 March 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PUNY WIZARD

― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

have a drink, jj!

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

Rock, and rock on.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 March 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

\m/ HAPPY BIRTHDAY \m/

― ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

happy birthday birthday bro

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

have a good one jj

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

thx all! except for dan, who is obviously believing FB's lies (you cant tape bottles to cans, i tried, it is impossible.)

― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

see now if i could figure out how to link that facebook photo here that last comment wouldn't make me sound like i have already had a few too many.

― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

hb dude

― mookieproof, Monday, 1 March 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

wow multiple ilx birthdays today! hbd jj!!

― call all destroyer, Monday, 1 March 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

what are the odds :p

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

Happy birthday JJJ

― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

― goole, Monday, 1 March 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.realdogphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Bronwyn.jpg

― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Monday, 1 March 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

A little closer:

http://www.bernesemountain-dog.co.uk/images/growing%20up/imagesBirthday%20lad.jpg

― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Monday, 1 March 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

henry has a birthday in a month, so ill keep those around so he thinks i am a good dad

― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

HPBDJJ

― "Fuck Off" to the Buskers (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 March 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

happy birthday<3

― estela, Monday, 1 March 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

hsttaehnpdpayjbjiur

― plax (ico), Monday, 1 March 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

HPBDJJ

― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 March 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Monday, 1 March 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/picasioncom_ba204db5f8e4674f1e031af.gif

― plax (ico), Monday, 1 March 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

ok thats awesome

― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

aww yeah

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)

Happy birthday!!! I hope you are having a great time learning to be 37. :)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

fortunately it isn't that difficult iirc

puppy helps a lot tho

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/2s9u9ur.gif

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

sorry i couldn't make it on sat u_u

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

u get no wizard staff

however, we should prob hit a bar some time this week to make up for that :D

― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)

in 6 minutes i stop being a special old dude and become just another old dude :(

― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)

u ppl

― Nhex, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Happy birthday, John!

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 06:37 (fourteen years ago)

oh shit

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

it is happening again

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

i rang in the birthday w/ (MYSTERY ILXOR) already tonight so who knows what the future might bring

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 07:18 (fourteen years ago)

NOT GZUES

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 07:19 (fourteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

― goth barbershop quartet (DJP), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

what's up with all-caps on thread title is this a 'mod thing'?

Ps happy birthday

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

And happy birthday you person-almost-blessed-to-be-born-on-my-birthday-but-not-quite. Or something!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

HBJJ!

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

the minnesota a hoy hoy as some were calling him

hb mayne

― they will have been disappointed not to have been (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

Since you'll probably end up with a surfeit of birthday greetings, feel free to interpret my post as Happy BJs, John.

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

Thxxxxxxx to all!

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.myspacegraphicsandanimations.com/images/happy-metal-birthday.jpg

― zing when yr bi-winning (Pillbox), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

HAPPU BIRTHFAYUUUUUUUUUUU DEW

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 08:43 (fourteen years ago)

Happy Birthday yesterday!

― kkvgz, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 13:15 (fourteen years ago)

happy birthday my friend<3

― estela, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

oh this is gettin ridiculous dude's ilx birthday has lasted the guts of a week FIGHT THE POWER

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

HBJJ, who I met that time

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

Happy birthday!

― WmC, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Happy birthday! Andrew Breitbart got you the best present today

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday, are you playing Monsters Ate My Condo yet?

― a serious minestrone rockist (remy bean), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday jjj!

― beachville, Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

hey dudes! thxing u

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

oh hey check yr email btw

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

replied

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

we dont do this anymore tsk

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Happy birthday you drunk punk rocker. Or something. :-D

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

at the moment, i am not drunk! but yknow its 11 am, so

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

for your birthday I got you this

\m/

and this

\m/

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

but yknow its 11 am, so

Starting to slack in your dotage?

Happy Birthday!

― pareilles à celles auxquelles l'étiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

hbdjj, hope i can get to the TCs this summer

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

ohhhh shit happy birthday!!!

― goole, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

(btw check your email)

― goole, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QvyslGRdfHc/TxQcPLZGU-I/AAAAAAAAEKM/jYUc9vKOm9g/s400/Guitar-birthday.jpg

― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

kid-playing-sevendust-riffs-happy-birthday.jpg

― goole, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

today i will give myself license to walk over and unplug someone and stand there staring and impatiently tapping my foot until they become uncomfortable to me for my birthday

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3

― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday and thanks for restoring the scumbags!

― sarahell, Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday<3

― estela, Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://sobadsogood.com/wp-content/uploads/Horror-Movie-Posters-27-happy_birthday_to_me_1318211817.jpg

― Jurgis Rudkus // Dick Butkus (Pillbox), Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

haha!

― goole, Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― stet, Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

lol, pillbox. and happy b urthday jjj!

― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

it will prob shock no one that i have seen that movie huh

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday my good man hope all is well

― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)

HBJJJ!

― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 2 March 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

Best sour beer in the world, steak sandwich for free from my local bar, summit, tyranena scotch ale, wife, brother in law, soon to be nephew showing me his lion sleeping bag, Henry time, carling black label as is tradition, maybe some video games?

All in all the best day ever. Also you all are awesome and thx as always.

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:25 (thirteen years ago)

I am sad, old man, because you are the ghost of my birthday future. ;_;

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:36 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(Happy Bithday!)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:37 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 2 March 2012 06:38 (thirteen years ago)

aw <3

― goole, Friday, 2 March 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

soon-to-be-nephew

Is this a 'waiting on paperwork' thing or does this kid exist only in potentia as yet

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

oh dude im late....Happy Birthday, JJJJ

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

GUESS WHO IS AN OLD MAN

― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)

This guy

― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday jjj!

― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

wahey and get up birthday right up yer!

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUD17tE4_XU

― goole, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday!

― how's life, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4gXVXVXzqg

― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

gonna drink an enlisted man in your honor

― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

Happy Birthday! what cocktail should I drink in your honor? ha xp

― sleeve, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

Happy birthday, kid!

― I Don't Wanna Be Dissed (By Anyone But You) (WilliamC), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

thxing you fine people

sleeve, the answer is always a Nipsey Russell

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 March 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday jjj

may the gods of retail smile upon you today

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 March 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

dick

― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)

http://cultureslurp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Facebook-Like-Button.jpg

― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)

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