Brokeback Mountain Snubbed - Homophobia or the same old nonsense?

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Ah, the water cooler topic of the day. It's a little of both, I think. Yeah, yeah, we know the Academy almost always chooses a crapulous Best Picture, but still.

I should point out that there really is no precedent for Crash's triumph. Prior to the Oscars it had won the Chicago Film Critics award for Best Pic and the Screen Actors Guild's Best Ensemble Cast award.

Why Crash won:

1. Massive promotion budget. Its producers mailed thousands of screeners to Academy members;

2. Californians (and the Academy) like it when their sensibilities are flattered. They like to think all gangstas look and talk like Ludacris, that all cops are as porcine and repellent as Matt Dillon, that Sandra Bullock really is an evil bitch beneath the bubbly exterior;

3. A little bit of homophobia. Get ready: in 20 years, when the Academy realizes it has to make up for its error, a gay-themed film as platitudinous as Crash will win Best Picture.

4. BBM lacked an "It's So Hard To Be A Pimp."

Kenneth Turan in the L.A. Times:

In the privacy of the voting booth, as many political candidates who've led in polls only to lose elections have found out, people are free to act out the unspoken fears and unconscious prejudices that they would never breathe to another soul, or, likely, acknowledge to themselves. And at least this year, that acting out doomed "Brokeback Mountain."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

Grizzly Man write-in vote

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rpi.edu/~chasel/discus.gif

R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

How was GM not nominated for documentary?

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

Alternately: "We've been talking about this movie on and on for months and everyone thinks it's totally gonna win but here I am about to vote and you know what I'm independent and interesting and I'm putting Crash down, thank you very much, we are not your dancing monkeys and maybe something else will win and then you'll talk about it afterwards which is just a form of RESPECTING OUR AUTHORITAE."

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

4. BBM lacked an "It's So Hard To Be A Pimp."

Uh, not from Crash?

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco is completely correct, if even that is what happened at all. Get one (1) over it.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

I've read numerous clandetsine accounts about how Academy Members refused to see BBM, etc. These are from months ago.. I do believe there is some creedemce to them.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

Gay people need to snub the oscars.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

Oscar voters "sticking it to the man"

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

And Academy Awards mean... what...? in terms of assessing the cultural importance of a film?

Hollywood trying to remain relevant to middle America, blahblahblah

elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

OK quick who are the "Academy Members" and "Oscar voters"?

xpost yeah that is teh good point also

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

maybe the reel of homoerotic clips from old westerns delivers a subliminal message: we liked you guys better sublimated and closety.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

To cause (a solid or gas) to change state without becoming a liquid.

R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

maybe the reel of homoerotic clips from old westerns delivers a subliminal message: we liked you guys better sublimated and closety.

My favorite part of the show, especially when one of the cutaways was reserved for ancient Mickey Rooney, looking horrified.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

everytime they showed brokeback clips last nite i knew i could never see it in the theatre cuz i would be laughing too hard and everyone would think i was horrible. it already looks like a parody. i do want to see it though. it looks like a hoot and a half.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost

To modify the natural expression of (a primitive, instinctual impulse) in a socially acceptable manner.
b. To divert the energy associated with (an unacceptable impulse or drive) into a personally and socially acceptable activity.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

It really isn't ever very funny on any kind of level, except for when Michelle Williams or bad makeup is involved. It's just a widescreen slow-moving/graceful (depending on how you see it) Hollywood drama.

xp

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

those western clips were amazing. someone did a good job putting them together. probably daily show folks.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

I just think brokeback was okay. just okay.

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

"It really isn't ever very funny on any kind of level"

really? the clips make it look so bad. and they make the two leads look bad too. bad/funny though. but maybe clips don't do it justice. or maybe i was just really stoned last nite.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

"Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" is like the funniest line ever you must admit.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I was hoping that at least if I was bored, it would be bad/funny, but for a melodrama it's too low-key to every really hit those wrong notes often enough to be camp-funny. By nature it's a very subdued film.

I quite liked it.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

You know how black people always go "THAT'S RACIST!" whenever a movie featuring black actors gets nominated and then blanked by the Academy?

WELCOME TO THE CLUB

Dan (Guess What, White Gay People? You're Still Minorities!) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

And yeah the clips/trailer make it look VERY camp and overwrought ("I Wish I Knew How to Quit YoU!" is taken out of context), but the actual film is very sombre and not funny at all exception for some unintenionally funny dialogue ("Jack Twist?! Jack Nasty" being the biggest example).

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" is like the funniest line ever you must admit.

Ever? No.

xp

Yeah, I'm pissed that Munich didn't win! Hollywood always be snubbing the Jews!

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

re: grizzly man...

haven't seen it, but seeing as how most herzog "documentaries" run loose with the facts and interject many fictions (to get to the heart of the matter, but still) it could be messy if one wins best doc, no?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

And Grizzly Man wasn't even Herzog's best doc of 2006! ;)

(/snob)

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

2005

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

You know how black people always go "THAT'S RACIST!" whenever a movie featuring black actors gets nominated and then blanked by the Academy?

Moral to the gays = don't go on and on about Brokeback losing the Oscar and we won't have to suffer a gay-themed movie as awful as Crash winning 20 years from now.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://codeinsurrection.com/pics/racist.gif

R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

I was actually told that Grizzly Man was deemed ineligible because too much of the film relied on Treadwell's footage. That seems like a stupid requirement for a documentary award, but there you go.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

Let me guess who told you that...

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Haha!!

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

BINGO.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

This guy totally needs a theme song or something.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

Moral to the gays = don't go on and on about Brokeback losing the Oscar and we won't have to suffer a gay-themed movie as awful as Crash winning 20 years from now.

It will be called South Beach, starring Gael Garcia Bernal and Marc Anthony, with Salma Hayek as the long-suffering wife.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

How many sequences from Red River were in the Oscar's tribute to repressed cowboys?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

I would love to see a faithful movie version of James Purdy's Narrow Rooms starring those dudes. THEN you would see something.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

doing a quick google search and it sez that derek jarman wanted to make a Narrow Rooms movie at one point. that would have been the coolest. although, i know john waters is a huge fan, maybe he should make it. No Dorff though! If I had 10 mil i would hand it to him.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

If Fassbinder were alive, I'd say he'd be the only filmmaker who can do Purdy justice.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

scott dont listen to adam bbm was f'n hilarious. it was like a high school play. i was high as fukk though.

chaki (chaki), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

my first thought last night after hearing the news: "the gays will scream 'discrimination.' "

brokeback mountain was only the "frontrunner" because of the hype, a subject more conducive to column-inches, not necessarily because it was that much "better" than the other nominees. these award are always a crap shoot.

mitya is really tired of making up names, Monday, 6 March 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

brokeback mountain was only the "frontrunner" because of the hype,

And because, you know, it won every other award on the planet..

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

I love this headline, from the SF Chronicle (apologies if already posted elsewhere).

Gays brokenhearted over 'Brokeback' loss
S.F. crowd gets quiet, some cry as 'Crash' wins Oscar"

This was supposed to have been the big "gay" year at the Oscars

Alba (Alba), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, the mood in the office is definitely down (even bitter) today.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh chaki

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

Does S.F. generally hate L.A.? Serious question, as a midwesterner.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

oooooh that's a hard one for me to answer right now!

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

I guess it isn't really. I have yet to meet anyone from the Bay Area who doesn't wrinkle their nose at the mention of LA. I like it, though!

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, gygax doesn't do that.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

San Franciscans are well known as LA haterz, though our southern neighbors are fond of or at least indifferent about SF. Most of it's just insecurity and possibly envy, but also the Giants/Dodgers rivalry that travelled west from NYC plays a factor too.

San Franciscans feel more 'continental' and old world than the LA heathans, and this is usually manifested as an unattractive snobby superiority.

andy --, Monday, 6 March 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

Randy Newman to thread.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

JOURNEY to thread.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think most LAers hate LA. LA is a very easy city to hate.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

LA sucks off SF (water)

shy turtleneck, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

Pre-automobile bay and river cities hating postwar artifically irrigated sprawlpolises motherfuckin' wowzas

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

SF Burritos vs. LA burritos? (I've actually heard this earnestly debated though it's laughable to think there's any contest whatsoever.)

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

San Diego burritos. No contest.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

San Diego = taquitos

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

SF IS FOR SUCKY PEOPLE
LA ROOLZ

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

And because, you know, it won every other award on the planet...

Indeed.

Crash:

Chicago Film Critics Association
Image Awards
SAG (best ensemble)

Brokeback Mountain:

BAFTA Film Award
Boston Society of Film Critics
Broadcast Film Critics Association
Dallas-Fort Worth Film Critics Association
Golden Globes
Independent Spirit Awards
London Critics Circle Film
Los Angeles Film Critics Association
New York Film Critics Circle
PGA Golden Laurel Awards
San Francisco Film Critics Circle
Satellite Awards
Southeastern Film Critics Association
Vancouver Film Critics Circle
Golden Lion, Venice Film Festival

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

"SF IS FOR SUCKY PEOPLE
LA ROOLZ"

Swap that about and you've got it right.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seen BBM (yet anyway - maybe I will, maybe I won't) but Crash is fucking horrible and, thus, totally predictable as the "let's all start sucking each other's dicks (but not in a GAY WAY!) because of our enlightened politics" Hollywood winner.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

"San Franciscans are well known as LA haterz, though our southern neighbors are fond of or at least indifferent about SF. Most of it's just insecurity and possibly envy"

if you weren't defending yr home turf I might give this silly statement some credence - as it is, I'm curious what a more *cough* objective observer would say about our Bay Areans' "well-known" loathing of our
southland leeches.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

I mean really the catty "you're just JEALOUS!" is SOOOOOO high school prom queen bitchy (and perhaps therefore, oddly appropriate as an LA line of defense)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

....

so, uh, what's your big excuse for LA dislike then? I mean it is pretty fucking well known that SF hates LA, dude. If yr gonna call a man out for having the wrong explanation you should have an explanation of yr own.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

I live in Oakland, we have absolutely no superiority complex whatsoever.

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure its well documented on other threads, so I wasn't really gonna bother... basically I grew up in LA and left as fast as I could. LA is a disaster environmentally and politically, which are my main beefs with it. Culturally its great. I got lots of friends and family there.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't understand your critique. The "Jealousy" I'm speaking of is natural, LA is bigger, has lovely weather, Hollywood, models running around everywhere. SF is smaller, seen as provincial by some, etc.

Incidentally, Oakland is forever in SF's shadow (probably rightly so) just as St. Paul will always darkened by Minneapolis's might: the dreaded second city status.

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

It's all about pro-sports regionalism.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe we've somehow managed to turn this thread into discussing this old chestnut!

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

It works though as allegory: "Brokeback" represents SF, weeping gay cowboys longing to be accepted for who they really are. "Crash" is pure LA, the big hollywood insider, bloated liberals displaying dogeared copies of Das Kapital... the ulimate North/South showdown!!

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

uh I've never cared about pro-sports in my life.

"I'm speaking of is natural, LA is bigger,"

haha - this is not "natural"! Its an after-effect of unbelievably shitty urban planning.

"has lovely weather"

so does SF

"Hollywood"

eh.

"models running around everywhere"

never seen any in LA - tho I have seen plenty of fat, spoiled acne-scarred blonde bitches in giant SUVs. I hate models anyway.

"SF is smaller, seen as provincial by some, etc."

hooray!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

I like the allegory tho - well done! haha

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2006/03/06/mn_academyparty0534ls.jpg

THE CALM BEFORE JACK'S DARK ANNOUNCEMENT....

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

impersonating Jack, Ennis and... Ang Lee?

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

san francisco is great but it's kind of a monoculture. the mirrors get fogged up. it's great if that's your thing, but la is more diverse. plus la is changing in all kinds of big and unexpected ways, moving toward something different. sf, not so much.

dan (dan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- Hooray!

Anyway, LA over SF, of course. Warmer weather.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

problems the academy might have with brokeback

a) the movie was set in the flyover
b) the presence of sexual content that is both same and opposite gendered, meant that it was difficult to process using tools that are already fairly common
c) the movie refused a standard vicitm naarratology
d )the rural folks were not enemies, the honest portyral w/o exoticism of the west,
e) i dont think that the left liberal elite understand themes like sacrifice for others, honour, the abjection of ego, and dereliction of duty.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

SF CRACKHEADS VS LA CRACKHEADS. ALSO: ALL NATIVE LOS ANGELINOS HATED CRASH BTW.

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

maybe Academy voters (who are of course all heterosexual) were lurking on all the ILE threads where Alfred and Dr. Morbs were saying how lame Brokeback Mountain was and got confused and didn't know what to do

also: anthony your point e) is bullshit and I'm wondering about b) too

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

"SF IS FOR SUCKY PEOPLE
LA ROOLZ"

Swap that about and you've got it right.

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), March 7th, 2006.

wOOt!

Mama Roux, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

i dont think it is, i really do think that the coasts place personal egos over larger communities, esp family ties...

b might be

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

anthony I hate to break it to you but there are MILLIONS of selfish motherfuckers in the midwest and south and prairies too. maybe your perspective is skewed because canadians are nicer than americans.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

maybe Academy voters (who are of course all heterosexual) were lurking on all the ILE threads where Alfred and Dr. Morbs were saying how lame Brokeback Mountain was and got confused and didn't know what to do

No doubt all the photos of Jake Gyllenhaal I posted confused them.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

[mn_academyparty0534ls.jpg]
THE CALM BEFORE JACK'S DARK ANNOUNCEMENT....

-- andy -- (and...), Today 5:24 PM.

Is it sad that I know these people... ?

Yes Steve Shasta, yes it is.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

don't be ashamed, steve shasta.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

i know there are a whole bunch of selfish assholes in the flyover, i met some when i was at my uncles funeral yesterday (holy fuck, let me tell you about my aunt wendy some day) ...but its also not a question of nice or mean, its a question of viewing yourself as part of a community that has been given to you, versus being part of a community that you have chosen. (a theme that in many ways seems to be central to prolux's work, esp. in the wisconsin stories, both volumes, but the second volume more then the first)

i think that moving to large, costal, urban centers, for many people, esp. those in "the arts" is a concious desicion against the duties, communities, requiements and pressures of a small town.

i think, also, that brokeback is a movie that makes problematic the moving and the not moving, the negotions b/w city life and farm life--and i think that a text that discussses issues larger coastal audiences have spent a life time ignoring or mythologizing in a more pleasent way (cf capra) meant that they were not willing to handle what was really happening.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

anthony OTM esp in regard to the "why dont they just movie to san francisco?" objection.

I just saw it today! with my very conservative mother! we both loved it!

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

Hollywood has long been a safe refuge for gays, much as the theater has been - long before San Francisco ever acquired that reputation.

The main taboo was for actors to get out of the closet, as this was (with reason) thought to adversely affect their box office appeal. Being gay was not a problem, being known as gay was. Writers, costumers, set designers, lighting designers, and many others could be fairly open and still prosper in Hollywood, so long as they did good work. Good work == money and money washes all things clean.

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

San Franciscans are well known as LA haterz, though our southern neighbors are fond of or at least indifferent about SF. Most of it's just insecurity and possibly envy, but also the Giants/Dodgers rivalry that travelled west from NYC plays a factor too.

San Franciscans feel more 'continental' and old world than the LA heathans, and this is usually manifested as an unattractive snobby superiority.

-- andy -- (and...), Today 6:44 PM. (later)


hahaha welcome ot montreal.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

i think that moving to large, costal, urban centers, for many people, esp. those in "the arts" is a concious desicion against the duties, communities, requiements and pressures of a small town.

Partial point well taken. I think it could also be a conscious decision against the bigotries, taboos, voyeurism, and moral-code-masquerading-as-mythology of a small town. At least it was in my case. I pissed off exactly one person by moving out of a small town in the West: my mother, who grew up in the San Francisco projects in the 1950s and taught me everything I ever knew about tolerance. After three decades in that small Oregon town, she has now become completely conservative in both politics and worldview, and we barely talk. I bear shame for the failure of our relationship, but I am proud to have broken the cycle of narrow-mindedness and Jesus-tells-me-who-to-love-ism I saw in many of my grade school and jr. high and high school friends. Of course, circumstance and choice mean that I now live in the Midwest where the game is not grunts-standing-for-real-feelings but smiling-passive-aggression, and now all I want to do is move to Arizona, but that might be the snow talking.

But every story is different, and I know just enough about you, Anthony, to know you are not talking shit but speaking from the heart.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

to clarify: "the cycle of narrow-mindedness and Jesus-tells-me-who-to-love-ism I saw in many of my grade school and jr. high and high school friends" should read "the cycle of narrow-mindedness and Jesus-tells-me-who-to-love-ism I NOW SEE in many of my grade school and jr. high and high school friends". I didn't actively hang out with narrowminded people back then.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

none of those things are nessc. positive, and the movie shows them as horribly destructive, but its somewhere b/w peyton place and frank capra...

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

I just couldn't take Heath Ledger's novocaine mouth. Gah.

Crash seemed like a film class exercise. "You will make a film with intersecting story-lines, and each story-line will deal with racism, and by the end of the film each character will have had an EPIPHANY!

Now that's realistic!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

Heath Ledger nailed it. There are still guys who talk like that, and I have proof.

Sometimes, I think "The Miracle of Morgan's Creek" is the truest (if cartooniest) vision of American small-town life.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

I just couldn't take Heath Ledger's novocaine mouth. Gah.

It took some work in the beginning to understand him, after which I had no trouble. I've been lamenting for years how most young film actors don't know how to move in character. If there's one thing I love about Brokeback, it's the unabashed manner in which Ledger and Gyllenhaal both understand how to telegraph pain and desire with their bodies. The opening scene with Gyllenhaal leaning against the truck is the best thing he's ever done; ditto the crab-like scuttle with which Ennis moves into that fourth-rate trailer at the conclusion, done without those pseudo-Brando/Method touches Sean Penn does at his most tedious.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

alfred otm, the way the bodies move in brokeback, the acting in the bodies, not in the mouths or the heads, and the subtlty of that, was really powerful

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

Are you sure people weren't pissed off that the whole film was meant to be about gay *cowboys*, but they were actually shepherds?

I haven't seen the film, but this is what's been told to me. Also that it was fucking boring. Not seen this Crash either.

S- (sgh), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

Since when is Hollywood anti-homosexual? Would Usher lose a Soul Train award to Justin Timberlake because the voters are racist? Hmmm...

What kept people from seeing Brokeback Mountain was not its homosexuality but its overall mawkish tone. It'd be only a little bit easier to get the same people to view The Notebook last year. (And unlike Brokeback, you don't get to be pretentious about what watching The Notebook. At least I hope not.)


Cunga (Cunga), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

To be fair, when has Hollywood been pro-homosexual? It's nigh impossible to be an out-ay Actor and get respectable roles (of course there are exceptions, like Ian McKellen.. but he came out later in his career. Just look at Rupert Everett.

Sure Hollywood is more accepting than the right, but movies like Philedelphia hardly count as radical. The Academy hides behind this facade of liberalism, but when it comes down to it.. they aren't as accepting as they lead on. Just because they throw a bones every few years, doesn't mean they're not wthout their prejudices.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

S, the trope about brokeback being a domestic melodrama is really common, and i thot it was sirkian for a while, but step back it was fused with a western...anyone want to tell me if there is another like that (the searchers, maybe?)

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

The thing that annoyed me was the way everyone had to keep saying "It's really a film about love," the subtext being "even though it's about gay people," especially since I didn't even think it was as much a film about love as a film about secrets, about peoples' remarkable ability to put up convincing facades but at the same time be slowly eaten away by something they're carrying around.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 08:47 (nineteen years ago)

its not about gay people. it is about two men who have sex with other men, and with women. quit making it fit into normative binaries.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

Its a chick flick. Long, epic, mooshy love story. Women love it. Simple really.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

I think this is a bullshit argument re: Hollywod homophobia because if you look at what people probably went for. The MPAA is everyone from techies to stars and producers and they all can vote and most mark their cards to make sure everyone goes home with something. I think BBM was the classic favourite undermined by other 'conscience' pix: I'm sure a lot of votes went to those with absolutely no offence to the favourite; somehow, these detracted from BBM's vote total, allowing the popular, collaborative Crash (and really, think about this, a lot of younger Academy members probably wanted to vote for a mate who worked on it or something) to squeak through. It happens.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 09:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'm gay friendly, and I don't want to see a gay cowboy. I don't even like like seeing my cowboys fall in love with women. Cowboys should be free, they shouldn't be worried how their ass looks in those jeans.

nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:03 (nineteen years ago)

To be fair, when has Hollywood been pro-homosexual? It's nigh impossible to be an out-ay Actor and get respectable roles

And can I just say how much it annoyed the shit out of me that whenever any talking head on the red carpet asked Gyllenhaal and Ledger about the novie, they have to go out of their way to point out that it's just acting, it's just acting! And that they have to just ignore that it's another guy and realize it's just acting! Whereas nobody ever asks (to use your example) Rupert Everett what it's like to have to kiss a woman in a movie, and if it's hard to do. Nor -- usually -- does anyone ask women who have to kiss other women in movies if it's particularly difficult.

phil d. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes the right movie beats the good movie*, sometimes it's the other way around. Sometimes the good movies and the right movies are sacrificed for the movies that make huge wads of cash (I'm looking at you Titanic, and you Peter Jackson!), sometimes it's the other way around.

In every case someone blames a mythical Hollywood agenda (Token Black Man Award! They hate gays! They hate blacks! They love Jews! etc) and everyone talks about it and complains about and confirms to the Academy that they are important and that it still matters to have "Academy Award" stamped on a DVD box.

*'right' and 'good' are entirely subjective and usually interchangeable depending on your agenda.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

can you extend that for a bit onimo, about right and good

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

Being entirely subjective as I said, it's not easy.

How about...

right = movie with a message, something worthy that goes beyond "entertain the punter"

good = an enjoyable/rewarding/interesting movie regardless of the agenda/moral message/worthiness which may or may not be there

right movies can be good and good movies can be right and deciding which is which is dependent on who's making them, who's watching them and how many conflicting agendas there are.

'owzat?

My point is that BM losing isn't necessarily anti-gay, any more than BM winning would have been pro-gay. Either scenario would have someone high-fiving and someone else complaining about injustice. Either way the Academy is validated as actually meaning something.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

I like they made a movie based on an old Sex Pistols t-shirt.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

so you have put forth this dichotomoy, how would you problemtize it

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think he just de-problematized it with the underlying motif of 'even though you might feel like a schmuck, the Academy rolls on regardless and it's not like you ripped up your membership, eh?'

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

a good point well taken

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

What kept people from seeing Brokeback Mountain was not its homosexuality but its overall mawkish tone.

Boy, I can think of a half-dozen adjectives to characterize my reluctance to fully embrace the film, but "mawkish" sure sounds incorrect.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain for precisely the same reason I haven't seen Sense and Sensebility.

Dan (Waiting For Cable) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

DAN HATES ANG LEE

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. This is why I am one of three people on Earth who really likes The Hulk.

Dan (Sigh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

From today's New York Times:

" 'Crash' was far more representative of the our industry, of where we work and live," said David Cohen, one among hundreds of Hollywood players joining in the festivities. " 'Brokeback' took on a fairly sacred Hollywood icon, the cowboy, and I don't think the older members of the academy wanted to see the image of the American cowboy diminished."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, what a dunce!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Really my main issue with Brokeback Mountain is that it is I actively avoid Heath Ledger movies after seeing The Patriot and A Knight's Tale.

Dan (Almost Skipped "Halle's Tits", I Mean "Monster's Ball") Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that jumped out at me 2

see that reel of "hot" cowboy clips really was a double-edged sword

was clint eastwood in the audience?

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is a microcosm of exactly what's wrong with the American Left in this decade. Let's go over the nominees again:

Capote: Faggy NY intellectual demographic
Brokeback Mountain: Soccer Mom demographic
Munich: Reformed right-moderates with enlisted offspring
Good Night, and Good Luck: Smoking drinking closet liberal demographic
Crash: Black Ppl.

No movies this year representing the dweeb with the ukelele who wrote a Free Mumia/No Blood For Oil medley all by himself (Grizzly Man?) but I think you get the point. This is Bulworth and Do The Right Thing getting posthumous revenge on palefaces.

And trying to make ANY kind of qualitative point regarding which selection should win something as stupid as Best Picture was already covered by Jon Stewart during the fucking show. 3-6 Mafia 1, Scorsese 0.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

I mean if they wanted to give a Best Song Oscar to a rap tune they should have done it for "What Could Be Better Bitch" from Juice, come on. Also "American Left in this decade last 60 years at least"

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

I think what really happened is that Jack Nicholson hates the gays so when he opened the envelope and read "Brokeback Mountain" he was like "Fuck some gays" and yelled out "Crash!" instead, hence his weird look of "Eh what can ya do? I'm surprised too heh heh heh" thing he did immediately afterwards. The Academy auditors was all pissed off at first and then they were like "Fags, black people, what's the difference, amirite?" Then they all went back to counting their money and jerking off over the possibility of teh controversy having something to do, for once, about the issues involved in the films and not, say, Kate Winslet's titties and James Cameron's shitty FX not being worthy of an Oscar nod.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Which, btw, I've seen both Kate Winslet's titties and James Cameron's shitty FX, and let me tell you...they are not.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

I'm givin' you jimmy bitch!
So what could be better Biiiiiittcsssshhh?

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Crash made LA look "deep."

As the Sunday NY Times pointed out, the Academy already voted for a gay cowboy movie 36 years ago.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0792833287.01._PE44_.Midnight-Cowboy._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg


Lionel Richie 1, Scorsese 0.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

I think somebody on ILX pointed that out, a month ago. Also: so did Jon Stewart. NY Times really needs to get with it a bit more.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, I keep forgetting all posts have to be as original as yours.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

What did Nicholson mouth to the camera off-mic anyway? We were pretty sure it was "I don't know," but that may have been because we couldn't figure out what the hell was going on either.

Everyone upthread is otm about the body language acting. Large landscape shots aside, there's a lot that goes on in the film that's communicated without dialog.

Dan, I am with you on The Hulk, I liked it.

mike (SMASH OSCARS) h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

All I'm saying is don't credit the NY Times with something Stewart said during the ceremony.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Posts don't have to be original but it'd be nice if NYT would stop pretending they're clever and original.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

what did Nicholson mouth to the camera off-mic anyway? We were pretty sure it was "I don't know,"

If I can find the USA Today's story, I'll post it. Nicholson was apparently as surprised as most of us. When asked backstage, he said, "It was a surprise since Brokeback had the momentum. And I voted for it."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

I read Jack's envelope remark as just "wow."

"snub" in relation to mega-awards show is a weird concept. 2046 and Munich were snubbed a helluva lot more than Brokeback.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

as has been said, Crash was a community effort by people working for scale, and had next to no marketing budget or anything else behind it when it came out. Brokeback Mountain had the momentum, but everybody who is going to see that has pretty much gone and seen it at this point, it's been all over every magazine and newspaper 2-3 times.

Academy voters picking Crash were giving sympathy votes and also interested in seeing a film that DIDN'T get as much attention (but was also "important") get some more looks. The whole thing reminded me of the year the Do The Right Thing didn't even get nominated so practically every other announcer gave a shout-out to Spike and his movie. Made my family rent it.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

God, I forgot about that. Do The Right Thing. Not. Nominated. For Best Picture.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

As I think I said on the Crash thread, I thought it was a pretty good movie, an "important" movie. But I never, ever want to see it again -- it pushes too many painful buttons and makes me angry. Just thinking about it reminds me of how unfair this world can be; when they played the post-police stop clip on the Oscars I was cringing under the covers.

BBM I haven't seen but the Oscar clips made me want to, though I likely never will because my family will make a big bloody deal about it.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

Not only that, Tracer, but the fact that that year's Best Picture was Driving Miss Daisy. Which says it all, I think.

phil d. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Is Crash better or worse than Grand Canyon? (Does it have a scene as indelible as the one where steve martin pees himself?)

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

Really my main issue with Brokeback Mountain is that it is I actively avoid Heath Ledger movies after seeing The Patriot and A Knight's Tale.

dan i was the world's #1 heath ledger non-fan but i thought he was awesome in this

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, phil, right!! Hence the skitlet in PE's "911 Is A Joke"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

It's really silly to pass judgment on an actor until you see what they can do in a not-bad movie. Not everyone can turn shitty material into something watchable.

Since the bar TV on which I watched the Oscars had subtitles, Ledger automatically seemed better in the BBM clip.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

I saw a clip of Casanova on YouTube a few nights ago and he was actually rather good; he used that basso voice of his to good effect.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

anyone see heath's new junkie movie? every serious actor needs a good junkie on the resume:


"This story is a narration from an Australian man who falls in love with two kinds of Candy: a woman of the same name and heroin. The narrator changes from a smart-aleck to someone trying to find a vein to inject, while Candy changes from an actress, call girl, streetwalker, and then a madwoman. Starting in Sydney, the two eventually end up in Melbourne to go clean, but they fail. This leads them to turn to finding money and heroin, while other posessions and attachments become unimportant."

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, phil, right!! Hence the skitlet in PE's "911 Is A Joke"

ya mean "burn hollywood burn," dude.

i dunno why anyone gives a fuck.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

I saw a clip of Casanova on YouTube a few nights ago and he was actually rather good; he used that basso voice of his to good effect.

wrong

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

"a controversial negro"

xpost

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

middlebrows in liking one middlebrow film over another SHOCKAH!

harvey tomas, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha yes - DERRRRRRRR - "c'mon man, i got black caesar back at the crib!!" "now THAT's what i'm talkin about"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

The holy voice of Roger Ebert, trying to play fair:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060306/OSCARS/603070301

LOS ANGELES -- One of the mysteries of the 2006 Oscar season is the virulence with which lovers of "Brokeback Mountain" savaged "Crash." When the film about racism actually won the Oscar for best picture Sunday, there was no grace in their response. As someone who felt "Brokeback" was a great film but "Crash" a greater one, I would have been pleased if either had won.

But here is Ken Turan in the Los Angeles Times, writing on the morning after: "So for people who were discomfited by 'Brokeback Mountain' but wanted to be able to look themselves in the mirror and feel like they were good, productive liberals, 'Crash' provided the perfect safe harbor. They could vote for it in good conscience, vote for it and feel they had made a progressive move, vote for it and not feel that there was any stain on their liberal credentials for shunning what 'Brokeback' had to offer. And that's exactly what they did."

And Nikki Finke, in the LA Weekly: "Way back on Jan. 17, I decided to nominate the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for Best Bunch of Hypocrites. That's because I felt this year's dirty little Oscar secret was the anecdotal evidence pouring in to me about hetero members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences being unwilling to screen 'Brokeback Mountain.' For a community that takes pride in progressive values, it seemed shameful to me that Hollywood's homophobia could be on a par with Pat Robertson's."

Yes, and more than one critic described "Crash" as "the worst film of the year," which is as extreme as saying John Kerry was a coward in Vietnam. It means you'll say anything to help your campaign.

What is intriguing about these writers is that they never mention the other three best picture nominees: "Capote," "Good Night, and Good Luck" and "Munich." Their silence on these films reveals their agenda: They wanted "Brokeback Mountain" to win, saw "Crash" as the spoiler, and attacked "Crash." If "Munich" had been the spoiler, they might not have focused on "Crash." When they said those who voted for "Crash" were homophobes who were using a liberal movie to mask their hatred of homosexuals, they might have said the same thing about "Munich."

This seems simply wrong. Consider Finke's "anecdotal evidence" that puts Hollywood's homophobia on a par with Pat Robertson's. Pat Robertson? This is certainly the most extreme statement she could make on the subject, but can it be true? How many anecdotes add up to evidence? Did anyone actually tell her they didn't want to see the movie because it was about two gay men?

My impression, also based on anecdotal evidence, is that the usual number of academy voters saw the usual number of academy nominees, and voted for the ones they admired the most. In a year without "Brokeback Mountain," Finke, Turan and many others might have admired "Crash." Or maybe not. But it's a matter of opinion, not sexual politics.

It is not a "safe harbor," but a film that takes the discussion of racism in America in a direction it has not gone before in the movies, directing attention at those who congratulate themselves on not being racist, including liberals and/or minority group members. It is a movie of raw confrontation about the complexity of our motives, about how racism works not only top down but sideways, and how in different situations, we are all capable of behaving shamefully.

"Good Night, and Good Luck," "Capote" and "Munich" were also risky pictures -- none more so, from a personal point of view, than "Munich," which afforded Steven Spielberg the unique experience of being denounced as anti-Semitic. "Good Night, and Good Luck" was surely a "safe harbor" for liberals, with its attack at a safe distance on McCarthyism -- although it carried an inescapable reference to McCarthyism as practiced by the Bush administration, which equates its critics with supporters of terrorism.

"Capote" was a brilliant character study of a writer who was gay, and who used his sexuality, as we all use our sexuality, as a part of his personal armory in daily battle.

It is noticeable how many writers on "Hollywood's homophobia" were able to sidestep "Capote," which was a hard subject to miss, being right there on the same list of best picture nominees. Were supporters of "Brokeback" homophobic in championing the cowboys over what Oscarcast host Jon Stewart called the "effete New York intellectual"?

Of course not. "Brokeback Mountain" was simply a better movie than "Capote." And "Crash" was better than "Brokeback Mountain," although they were both among the best films of the year. That is a matter of opinion. But I was not "discomfited" by "Brokeback Mountain." Read my original review. I chose "Crash" as the best film of the year not because it promoted one agenda and not another, but because it was a better film.

The nature of the attacks on "Crash" by the supporters of "Brokeback Mountain" seem to proceed from the other position: "Brokeback" is better not only because of its artistry but because of its subject matter, and those who disagree hate homosexuals. Its supporters could vote for it in good conscience, vote for it and feel they had made a progressive move, vote for it and not feel that there was any stain on their liberal credentials for shunning what "Crash" had to offer.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

What is intriguing about these writers is that they never mention the other three best picture nominees: "Capote," "Good Night, and Good Luck" and "Munich."

they didn't win!!


s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

the Academy's statement:

Shit Movies. Now, More Than Ever.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

MOVIES ARE A WASTE OF MONEY, TIME AND ENERGY.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

You mean music, I think.

You guys did see that TONY CURTIS expressed his unhappiness with BBM and said "John Wayne wouldn't like it," right?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

no, i mean movies. music doesn't cost as much to produce.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Weren't you people all the ones reposting the "BBM is actually not at all gay and is totally lame for not being gay enough" articles on the BBM threads? What gives?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)


What gives is how Eric & Ed put it at slantmagazine.com -- BBM is harmlessly mediocre, ans Crash is appalling evil garbage.


xpost

I think there are plenty of albums every year that cost more than Battle in Heaven.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

I was talking about "Midnight Cowboy" to somebody last week, and the sad thing is that I don't find anything strange about a homo-hustler-cowboy film winning best picture in 1969, while now it would be stunning.

Granted, "Cowboy" showed a very sleazy, dirty side of gay sex, and was not so much a love story as a buddy film, but I think people were just a little more free back then in the swinging age of aquarius. Now were have to start all over again. But I'll vote for Hillary.

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

Hell, Annie Hall wouldn't stand a chance at Best Picture these days. Too Jewish, too smart, too funny.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Your most succesful heckle at a live show. (13 new answers, 150 total)
Asking for promos.... (10 new answers)


Oh hang on...

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

"Crash" winning is totally the Academy's "make-up" vote for "Do the Right Thing" (which is basically about the same subject, also told in a similar way, and is of course 100000000000x better). Whoever said the Academy will award some shittier version of BBM 20 years from now OTM.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

y'know I liked Midnight Cowboy and all when I saw it (some 15 years ago), but the gay text in that movie seemed pretty deeply buried to me. I mean, John Voight spends most of his time sleeping with women - if I remember correctly there's only one actual gay encounter in the whole thing (Voight getting a blowjob at a movie theater from some Tom Hulce-lookin dude...?)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

If you think "Do The Right Thing" is a good movie, then you're simple.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

BOB BALABAN BLOW JOB

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

What year did "The Boys in the Band" come out? No Oscar, but that film was gay as all getout.

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

do the right thing is an AMAZING movie.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Boys in the Band is like '70 or '71 I think...? to the imdb...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

no, Joe Buck had other gay johns, including '70s sitcom staple Barnard Hughes. And Ratso called him on his look being "strictly for fags."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

I need to see that movie again (I know the wife is curious and she's never seen it)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Dom, you've mentioned disliking Do the Right Thing elsewhere, and I haven't been able to figure out why, except that you think it's anti-Italian-American? Care to elaborate?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

About 10 days ago I saw Midnight Cowboy for the first time in years; Joe Buck's exchanges with women made for the least convincing moments (NYC's late '60s rotgut glamour being the most convincing).

Also: Dustin Hoffman's post-Brando tics didn't distract me as much as they did the first time. It's probably the best actor-slumming-as-repellent-lowlife I've seen.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like it much either, john. Lee's vision of multicolored, multicultural life was much more compelling (as well as tension-fraught) than the forced cathartic violence that dominates the final third.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

And Ratso called him on his look being "strictly for fags."

"Are you callin' John Wayne a fag?!?!?"

Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Obv the cathartic violence in DTRT is necessary -- it's implicit in the whole 'long hot summer' milieu. And doesn't Mookie precipitate the burning of the pizzeria to keep the mob from directly attacking Sal and his sons?

I don't like Midnight Cowboy all that much besides the two leads ... the dream, flashback and nightclub sequences esp haven't aged well.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Homophobe.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Obv the cathartic violence in DTRT is necessary -- it's implicit in the whole 'long hot summer' milie

What I should have made clearer: Lee was better at evoking a long hot multiracial summer than in filming the violence.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

In that case, what did you think of Summer of Sam?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Never saw it.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Summer of Sam was good, the stock and exposure he used really mirrored that awful urban heat... I like that more than "Right THing" to tell you the truth, but it was a lighter film for sure.

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

I never saw it either. Prior to The 25th Hour the last Lee joint I really enjoyed was Clockers

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

My girlfriend convinced me to go see it with her, and I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. I liked the atmosphere and music quite a bit. I liked how the wide open spaces, and the decrepit towns and trailers they had to come back to, was so metaphoric for the times they were with each other and the times they weren't. I liked the moral ambiguity in the movie. These guys weren't heroes by any stretch. People were hurt and fucked over by their attempts to carry on 'normal' lives.

It's really too bad that it was even nominated for an oscar. Putting this much weight behind a movie like this pretty much guarantees that anyone who sees it for the first time is going to be let down by the things which made it such an enjoyable experience for me. Kind of like how I was never able to enjoy The Crying Game for what it was, because the first time I watched it I was waiting for the infamous moment that had been joked about and parodied to death for a year after the movie came out.

All this juvenile joking about the movie, while sometimes funny, does a disservice to a good movie. It's too bad. It's also too bad that certain obnoxious people in the gay community feel like this movie is supposed to do anything to advance their cause. Aside from breaking from the stereotypical Hollywood portrayals of gay men as humourously effeminate, I don't really understand how this movie does any favors for gay activism. I thought it was a depressing movie. It was a story about two average guys in a fairly bleak environment who got a taste of something beautiful, but didn't have the vision or guts to pursue it. If you take the gay or even romantic aspect of it out of the movie, I think most people can relate to that.

And seriously, what the fuck is the deal with the association with westerns and cowboys? They were ranch hands in the fucking 60s for Christ's sake. Who started the whole 'gay cowboy' meme? The movie's own PR team? People who wanted so badly for this movie to be a re-examination of hyper-masculine Hollywood western archetypes that before they even saw the movie they spread that meme to everyone within earshot? I just don't understand it. It seems like everything surrounding this movie is a huge misunderstanding.

josh in sf (stfu kthx), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh, I already regret singling out people in the "certain obnoxious people in the gay community" line. I'm mostly responding to articles I've read by people who I don't even know to be in the "gay community" and wtf is the "gay community" anyhow? It's one of those dumb phrases that results from lazy writing. Or writing while busy at work, and forgetting to edit certain first-impulse phrases.

josh in sf (stfu kthx), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

CHUCK D:
Burn Hollywood burn I smell a riot
Goin' on first they're guilty now they're gone
Yeah I'll check out a movie
But it'll take a Black one to move me
Get me the hell away from this TV
All this news and views are beneath me
Cause all I hear about is shots ringin' out
About gangs puttin' each other's head out
So I rather kick some slang out
All right fellas let's go hang out
Hollywood or would they not
Make us all look bad like I know they had
But some things I'll never forget yeah
So step and fetch this shit
For all the years we looked like clowns
The joke is over smell the smoke from all around
Burn Hollywood burn
ICE CUBE:
Ice Cube is down with the PE
Now every single bitch wanna see me
Big Daddy is smooth word to muther
Let's check out a flick that exploits the color
Roamin' thru Hollywood late at night
Red and blue lights what a common sight
Pulled to the curb gettin' played like a sucker
Don't fight the power ... the mother fucker
BIG DADDY KANE:
As I walk the streets of Hollywood Boulevard
Thinkin' how hard it was to those that starred
In the movies portrayin' the roles
Of butlers and maids slaves and hoes
Many intelligent Black men seemed to look uncivilized
When on the screen
Like a guess I figure you to play some jigaboo
On the plantation, what else can a nigger do
And Black women in this profession
As for playin' a lawyer, out of the question
For what they play Aunt Jemima is the perfect term
Even if now she got a perm
So let's make our own movies like Spike Lee
Cause the roles being offered don't strike me
There's nothing that the Black man could use to earn
Burn Hollywood burn

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

next to two other rappers otherwise at the top of their game, its odd that Kane gets off the best verse.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

My girlfriend convinced me to go see it with her, and I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. I liked the atmosphere and music quite a bit. I liked how the wide open spaces, and the decrepit towns and trailers they had to come back to, was so metaphoric for the times they were with each other and the times they weren't. I liked the moral ambiguity in the movie. These guys weren't heroes by any stretch. People were hurt and fucked over by their attempts to carry on 'normal' lives.

Josh –

Your unforced, quite lowkey enjoyment of the movie is the most refreshing thing I've read about BBM for weeks.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

How does "BHB" rank as one of PE's best song titles? I put it up there with "War at 33 1/3" as my two favorites, but then i'm just another indie saddo

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

kane's verse on that track is one of my favorites of all time; ice-t's easily one of the worst he's ever done

still wanna see brokeback mtn but have had trouble finding people who want to go see it w/me.. what's weird is that it's hard to find a showing outside the metropole; knoxville and dallas, for instance, each had maayyybe 1 cinema showing it.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

how long before the cheapie theaters start screening it? april?

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Austin only had one theater showing it.

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

josh in sf -- totally otm on all counts. I agree that your post was refreshing. There is so much shit surrounding this movie that really has nothing to do with the thing itself.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

ice t is not on the song, tracer.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

DVD will be out in April, surely?

As I think Manohla Dargis pointed out in the Times Sunday, all tehBest Picture nominees will scaledown to TV agreeably -- except Munich. Which is why you should get your ass to it in a theater.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

yes yes, stence; i meant kool moe dee of course! i mean, kurtis blow! gah, one of my favorite songs ever and i get every detail wrong.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

i would like to hire you as a fact-checker. for my posts. you may have to take deferred payment for the first several years.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seen BBM but isn't it a big-screen big-sky montana thing? It will scale down to my little TV?

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

i gives the shit away.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

i saw BBM in Austin on monday and had about 6 or 7 theaters to choose from.

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

The landscapes are not crucial to the intimacy of the tale, not as they would be to ... an IMAX movie?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

"BBM" sounds like an acronym straight out of the village voice personals section. sorry, i had to say it.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

also i should mention here that my old school, the very conservative Texas A&M, was sort-of mentioned in the movie!

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

bare-bottomed male?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

though it played in olds, alberta, at the only theater (olds is cowboy country, and has a population of maybe 6k)

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

xpost It's also too bad that certain obnoxious people in the gay community feel like this movie is supposed to do anything to advance their cause. Aside from breaking from the stereotypical Hollywood portrayals of gay men as humourously effeminate, I don't really understand how this movie does any favors for gay activism. I thought it was a depressing movie. It was a story about two average guys in a fairly bleak environment who got a taste of something beautiful, but didn't have the vision or guts to pursue it. If you take the gay or even romantic aspect of it out of the movie, I think most people can relate to that. I liked your post a lot, too, Josh, but unfortunately IMO you've missed the whole point. The way the movie was supposed to advance the cause was to get people to see the film exactly the way you did -- "a couple of people in a fairly bleak environment who got a taste of something beautiful but didn't have the vision or guts to appreciate it." An altogether unremarkable plot, albeit told and acted well. And the fact that the two people happen to be gay. The main goal, I think, is for people to be able to feel the story, empathize with the situation, and not just hate the people because they're gay. And winning the Oscar would have been the ultimate "acceptance."

mitya is really tired of making up names, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

Except that claiming the loss of the Oscar was due to homophobia completely obliterates that point.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

That is such a complete and total heap of shit you just said. xpost, obv.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

"cause" movies in general are stupid. I also don't like Ang Lee - and both of these things have made me hesitant to see the film.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's not a heap of shit, it's just that then turning around and having people bitch slap each other about homophobia because the film didn't win completely ruins that point. This is what I dislike about the response these Oscars are getting, it strikes me as kind of odd that, for a film which has gotten criticism/lauds for actually being exactly what mitya said, no one seems to believe that, by some weird chance, the Academy members also saw the same thing everyone else here did and didn't actually see this as some kind of huge fucking statement about gay people. Not to mention the icky idea that a vote FOR Crash, Capote, GNGL, or for fuck's sake even a write in for Lemony Snicket is actually a vote against gay people. Or cowboys. Or pudding. If one of the other films won (and quite frankly a couple of them look like better films to me than either Crash or BBM) would that be a vote against blacks? Against gays? What is the deal?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

You know, I had actual spacing and paragraph separators in that post and ILX ate 'em. That's something people should be up in arms about, not the damn Oscars.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

It's funny how one second Hollywood is "out of touch" w/America and the next second it is granted the power to bestow a general American acceptance or denial of something or other.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

no one seems to believe that, by some weird chance, the Academy members also saw the same thing everyone else here did and didn't actually see this as some kind of huge fucking statement about gay people. I'd be less offended by Crash's win if (a) we had seen a Crash upset coming; (b) any of the other nominees had won. I don't have a problem with the middlebrow pleasures of Capote or the Clooney flick, or hell, the failed muddle that is Munich.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

TRACER HAND OTM LOCK THREAD OK BYE

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

It's not really a cause movie in a confrontational way, though. Like Josh said, it's as much about the large landscapes, slow movement, and interactions with the other characters as it is about any "cause." I thought some of the best parts were the ones that developed the seperate families and careers. It's more of a conflicted relationship and story of two different people than it is a direct confrontation. Sure, the conflict is partially due to the fact they couldn't be public... Ebert is way off, I'll readily admit to a little hating on Crash despite having not yet seen it, but mostly because my friends who I trust on movies have keep warning me away from it. I did see Capote though, and I would have been happy to see it win. Philip Seymour Hoffman was great! Tracer, isn't that what Clooney was saying about Hollywood lagging the country?

mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, EITHER the Academy is a bunch of opportunistic, slightly kinky fame-whores OR it's a barometer or proxy for how mainstream America feels about things. Or, perhaps we should just cut out the middleman and admit that WE, including Hollywood, are in fact a nation of opportunistic, slightly kinky fame-whores with a vestigial and often pathetically executed aspiration for a more equal society. xpost even the eagle-eyed hstencil agrees!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

I just did a search to see if I had ever used "middlebrow" and thankfully the results were negative, so no worries, DC commuters, I will not be blocking your train with my corpse tonight.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

xpost mike i don't know, i started watching near the end.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

And I am also kind of blown away that people would still argue that quality, of any sort, has anything to do with Best Picture.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

mike he said exactly the OPPOSITE, he said the country lagged HOLLYWOOD.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

And I am also kind of blown away that people would still argue that quality, of any sort, has anything to do with Best Picture. No, I just think it's fun. WE, including Hollywood, are in fact a nation of opportunistic, slightly kinky fame-whores with a vestigial and often pathetically executed aspiration for a more equal society Guilty as charged!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

On "Jay Leno" last night, when asked if Hollywood "was out of touch with mainstream America," Ebert said, "No. It's mainstream America that's out of touch with good movie."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

In mainstream SOVIET UNION, good movie is out of touch with YOU!!

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

they arent gay, they are MSM with relationships with women, sometimes filled with desire and lust.

i will keep saying this.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

"middlebrow" is the most useless critical term ever invented.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

MSM, huh...

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

i will keep saying this:

"discus"

anthongy easton (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aquariumhobbyist.com/discus/strains/brown.jpg

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

"middlebrow" is the most useless critical term ever invented.

Unless we're generalizing.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

"middlebrow" is the most useless critical term ever invented.


that's so middlebrow

timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

Should we use "bourgeois" instead?

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

what's weird is that it's hard to find a showing outside the metropole; knoxville and dallas, for instance, each had maayyybe 1 cinema showing it.

Hmmm? At the peak, it was playing in a good dozen theaters - six in Dallas, one in each of the major suburbs/minor cities (Plano, Hurst, Arlington) and a few in Ft. Worth.

The area was surprisingly open to the movie, and the night I went (right after the Golden Globes, I think) was fairly packed with middle-aged and younger women. And me. Trying to look macho and straight.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

the crowd i saw it with in austin was an elderly couple and prob ten or so single women! and me and my mom, haha.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

there's been some press about how well it's done in non-metropolitan markets.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

haha i am so off-target with my facts today i think i need to er, i dunno, what does somebody do when they get every fact wrong, even about places and things that they actually know well? in any case, this WAS true in knoxville. in ft. worth i was admittedly relying on hearsay.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

On "Jay Leno" last night, when asked if Hollywood "was out of touch with mainstream America," Ebert said, "No. It's mainstream America that's out of touch with good movie."

There's some kick left in that old shoe yet.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

Is Knoxville the kind of town where Oscar movies get multiple screens anyway? I have no idea how big it is.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)


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