oral sex or 'real sex'?

sex is there to be talked about. much more so than it is to be done.

hmmm maybe not.

Enjoy both as much as you can -- but give as well as you get.

-- i want to eat cherry pie "

argh, BOLLOCKS. first day of using the name and rumbled already. yes, he's the psycho in the second series, except its spelt Windom Earle or something. Windom Earle were also a terrible Husker Du-type local band i saw in Hull one time..

actually it's quite good because i am with a male who doesn't like getting it.

Ah, then the balance is achieved. :-)

is that what girls (or gay men) dislike about giving oral sex?

god knows i wouldn't want that stuff near my tastebuds. um, not that i do know what it tastes like.

what does it taste like?

Usually? Uh, that might tell you something.

getting a blowjob * giving a handjob * getting a handjob * getting/giving analingus * giving cunnilingus . anal sex . vaginal sex (three-way tie)

but it's only fun when the other person is having fun too. so better a happy handjob than sad sodomy!

Personally, I love everything about it (though I've never gone to bed with a chap). Bodily fluids are great!

i've never had sex where i didn't attempt to have an orgasm, firstly. sorry if that doesn't apply to you, i just assumed that was what everyone did. got a better definition? and secondly, my definition ain't THAT reductive - i said orgasm is attempted, i didn't say "where orgasm is reached by both parties" blah blah.

: ((((((((((((

I must say, I really like getting blowjobs. I could use one every single day, I think, from someone who's really good at it and likes doing it. Sex is kind of annoying because it often takes longer (or else is too short), gets sweatier, more complicated. Girls get off much quicker if you go down. I just like looking down and seeing a head looking back. Dunno why. I guess I'm a power freak.

-- Nude Spock, Tuesday, January 22, 2002 8:00 PM

"I just like looking down and seeing a head looking back."

yikes

http://mikeduran.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/psycho.jpg

http://store.vesterheim.org/images/3567.jpg

http://www.prometheusbooks.com/site/images/PowerFreaks.jpg

"I just like looking down and seeing a head looking back."

ed_the_happy_clown.jpg

http://www.fatcopxxl.com/T6M_fashion.jpg

oral is fun, except my partner and I have been distracted by the television, which we usef to muffle the noise so the roommates don't hear.

Not because of the other's lack of quality, but sometimes King of the Hill episdes are so damn funny I'll watch them with my dick in someone's mouth....

blow jobson overdrive

I must say, I really like getting blowjobs. I could use one every single day, I think, from someone who's really good at it and likes doing it. Sex is kind of annoying because it often takes longer (or else is too short), gets sweatier, more complicated. Girls get off much quicker if you go down. I just like looking down and seeing a head looking back. Dunno why. I guess I'm a power freak.

-- Nude Spock, Tuesday, January 22, 2002 8:00 PM

― am0n, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 9:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

It really has to be posted again.

Sex is kind of annoying
Sex is kind of annoying
Sex is kind of annoying
Sex is kind of annoying
Sex is kind of annoying
Sex is kind of annoying
Sex is kind of annoying
Sex is kind of annoying
Sex is kind of annoying
Sex is kind of annoying

OK, also:

i think obviously the giving and receiving thing is different regarding gender because obviously with women no icky fluid stuff is involved. usually.
is that what girls (or gay men) dislike about giving oral sex?

god knows i wouldn't want that stuff near my tastebuds. um, not that i do know what it tastes like.

what does it taste like?

― Wyndham Earl, Wednesday, January 23, 2002 8:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

There are a lot of things wrong with this post esp the bit about no fluid being involved with women etc. ?! BUT I find it hard to believe that this dude never tasted "that stuff" even just once. Is this not something guys normally do? Not even once just to see? Should I take this to TMI? Probably.

and just to clarify I meant his own . . .

ha, the no fluid bit is total 40 Year Old Virgin breasts-like-sandbags I don't know what I'm talking about stuff.

Girls get off much quicker if you go down. I just like looking down and seeing a head looking back.

does anybody else see the wild camera move that happens between these two sentences

with gay guys it's really different, cuz the real sex is a lot more complicated. so non-real sex is often just how it goes. and it's hot, there's nothing wrong with that at all.

uh, SOME of us judge it plenty real.

BTW YES hoos i do see the wild camera move there, yeahp definitely

Nobody answered my question. :-(

well you know, i can't.

good point

(to answer your question, no) but for the curious, why stop at just a taste?

Oh I've seen that. I wonder what percentage of people who cook with their semen have the kind of partners that save and eat their placentas. I bet it's pretty high.

The book contains recipes for the almost white Russian, man made oysters, tuna sashimi with dipping sauce (you know what that is), and (if I may insert editorial opinion here), the grossest of them all, creamy cum crepes.

UGH

deeply horrifying

btw ENBB i assumed they had all tasted it before too, just to see

I mean I guess I'm not sure why it should be other than revulsion at involving human bodily fluids in food rather than the delicious fluids of animals. But then I'm not real big on eating anything's semen.xp

x-post

thanking you! I don't feel quite so alone anymore.

btw - <3 username. I keep pronouncing it in my head as fanTAYzee land.

Wow the idiocy of that last thing I posted just dawned on me.

sometimes it takes a moment

x-post No, it's just gross. I mean how do I put this delicately . . . in general, I am fine with the stuff no particular aversion etc. but it's just not for cooking with goddammit. Also, "creamy cum crepes" is just foul.

well why don't you have some on your pancakes tomorrow then

xp lol ok

foul and hilaruss imo xp

sex is anything involving more than one person where orgasm is attempted. handjobs. blowjobs. cunnilingus. analingus. buttfuckin. frontbuttfuckin. etc. whatever. with or without penetration. none of these forms are any more or less real.
― di, Tuesday, January 22, 2002 8:00 PM (7 years ago)

unfortunately this is too long to be a meme

frontbuttfuckin

etc

There is so much goodness in this thread.

and none of it is any more or less real

btw ENBB i assumed they had all tasted it before too, just to see

― fantazy land (harbl), Wednesday, May 6, 2009 9:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

nah

God you guys are all so unadventurous. I am surprised.

i thought so, too

nope. the idea kind of grosses me out honestly.

me 2 tbh

i mean to be really real (consider that a warning if you panic over tmi i guess) i've tried it but it was such a small amount as to have been negligible so i didn't really answer the "how does it taste" question and i haven't really had the urge

since then

my lips are sealed

;-)

by dried semen

too far

;-P

U dialed it up, E.

I know!!

Yeah, never tasted.

people are gross imo

"People just ain't no good."

- Nick Cave

I have to change my screen name now, I forgot there was already one overdrive

http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/TheyEatTheirOwn%20(3)_____.jpg

btw

First thing that came to my mind was that song.

sex is anything involving more than one person where orgasm is attempted. handjobs. blowjobs. cunnilingus. analingus.

Whoa stop right there. If you're even attempting -- much less achieving -- orgasm just by having your ass licked, you are some kinda cheap date.

That's like coming when someone gives you a wet wille.

except it's in your butt

There are key differences, yes.

there's a keyhole pun deep in there somewhere

That might be overkill.

Sex is kind of annoying because it often takes longer

Is this another untruth of that post or am I some kinda special case?

sex takes longer for me. I don't know if that's normal or not.

TMI the thread.

sex takes longer for me. I don't know if that's normal or not.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:20 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

Erm opposite from what he said.
I can control it more during sex, if someone’s giving you oral, they’re in control. Worst thing about oral is when girl stops and says “are you going to come as my jaw’s aching”.

Way to ruin it and they’re lucky I’m a decent chap who doesn’t make them start all over again.

don't ya just love it when you make a gleeful little double entendre then some american comes along precisely 1 minute later to explain it

xpost. I realise that's the opposite of what he said.

basically, give me some credit here guys, i even gave you the winking emoticon

Worst thing about oral is when girl stops and says “are you going to come as my jaw’s aching”.

o_O

and also

Way to ruin it and they’re lucky I’m a decent chap who doesn’t make them start all over again.

o_O

Way to ruin it and they’re lucky I’m a decent chap who doesn’t make them start all over again.
that bit was made up, other bit has happened.

First bit is like every time ever.

BUT I find it hard to believe that this dude never tasted "that stuff" even just once. Is this not something guys normally do? Not even once just to see?

No. and i don't usually bother with capital letters.

Worst thing about oral is when girl stops and says “are you going to come as my jaw’s aching”.

Stops? Asks? She can't tell in any other way?

This is all highly irregular and against protocol. I may have to file a report.

I’ve had this twice actually, usually just about the time I’m thinking not long now :(
I wouldn't dream of saying this to a girl, it's such a passion killer.

^^ otm x 10000

don't ya just love it when you make a gleeful little double entendre then some american comes along precisely 1 minute later to explain it

Yes, I'm sorry to have smothered your nuance & wit with crass vulgarity, but I had a role to play.

I wouldn't dream of saying this to a girl, it's such a passion killer.

Oh now let's not climb up on a cross now. We've all made our oral sex mistakes. More than most kinds of mistakes, I reckon.

i would think that the mainstreaming of gagging etc etc has meant that you cant get away with saying oral isnt penetrative anymore.

oh no

For me they're both good.
Receiving good
Giving good
sex good

The book contains recipes for the almost white Russian, man made oysters, tuna sashimi with dipping sauce (you know what that is), and (if I may insert editorial opinion here), the grossest of them all, creamy cum crepes.

Missed an opportunity to call them 'wanky pancakes'.

sbarro good

when I go down on my girl, she's fairly consistent about when she comes...so I'm able to pace myself.

there was this one time, though, that either she was off or maybe I was....where it took forever. and she had her legs clamping my arms down on the bed the whole time.

By the time she came, I had the worst pins and needles in the history of mankind...plus felt like I had asthma.

Sex takes longer than instant rice but shorter than regular rice.