The slow death of McDonald's in North America?

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Triggered by the obese thread and having just been to Oz and NZ...

Is it just Seattle, or are McDonald's all over the major cities in the U.S. and Canada pretty much dying off rather quickly?

Not sure about McDonald's south of downtown Seattle, but north of it, I think there were only three: one in Wallingford, and two in downtown right near each other. The former two had no one, and the third one (on 3rd and Pine) is junkie haven. The Wallingford one just closed.

McDonald's seems to be kicking ass all over Australia and New Zealand, though. I'm guessing they have better regional management down there... (and all those McCafe's!)

I bring this up because the word "McDonald's" has become synonymous with the concepts of everything wrong with the corporatization of the world, and all its ill side effects to the environment... and I'm wondering if -- much like the words "Xerox" and "Google" -- the over use of the "McDonald's" term has somewhat contributed to its seeming demise in the U.S.

Fast food in general is not dying in the U.S., though -- if so, not nearly as fast as McDonald's is.

Anyway, since I can't travel the world in a few hours and count all the restaurants, what do YOU think?

*Ronald Points The Bone At YOUUUUU??*

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 07:20 (twenty years ago)

from the other thread, i wondered, if city centre mcdonalds are indicative, or whether its out-of-town joints that are the key

also a shift in eating habits is going to affect city centre markets more, where greater density and variety can mean more players, (and perhaps greater short term fluctuations), whereas economies of scale, and ability to penetrate a vast market means out-of-town markets are 'safer' in terms of ability to hold onto market share?

and the bad publicity that mcdonalds has had in recent years are probably going to affect more, where the clientele has more changeable eating habits

charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 22 April 2006 07:34 (twenty years ago)

I think it's that and a combination of management strategy. McDonald's are EVERYWHERE in the city centers of Sydney, Melbourne, Wellington, Auckland, etc. but they are not the full-fledged buildings that Americans are used to seeing. They're each just another small spot underneath an awning on a block of downtown, with attached McCafe.. maybe that's the secret of McDonald's continuing success down under? Less flashiness, more accessibility?

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 07:39 (twenty years ago)

Also, they're branching out into salads, deli sammiches, and as you say the McCafes with espresso and cakes and things. I dont know why there are so many McDs in the big cities... I grew up in Canberra and for many years the entire city (inc suburbs) only had two McDs. Even now I think it only has one in the CBD and half a doz elsewhere.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 22 April 2006 10:21 (twenty years ago)

i thght it was making lots more money (cz of salads and other *faux* healthy foods)?

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 22 April 2006 10:59 (twenty years ago)

seems to be something here: http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/invest.html

couldn't find store closing info for the us.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 22 April 2006 11:53 (twenty years ago)

I love the toast they got at the McCafes down here. Sourdough, Apple & Cinnamon...now that's toast, son.

Esteban Butthead (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Saturday, 22 April 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

And yeah, those Salads and "Deli Choices" are a joke. But I know a section of Middle Australia has fallen for it...

Esteban Butthead (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Saturday, 22 April 2006 13:34 (twenty years ago)

i thght it was making lots more money (cz of salads and other *faux* healthy foods)?

Not sure why a salad is "faux healthy" but anyway... My impression was that the "healthy choices" moves have been more slowing decline than generating growth. People who don't like McDonald's (and McD's food) are not going to go there now just because they have salads, at least not in any significant numbers. The effect would be more of people who prefer to eat healthy choosing salads over Big Macs and, more importantly, creating a defense against all the bad PR they're getting.

Also, McD's has been fairly stagnant in the US for years - the market is generally saturated. Growth has been international, opening in places where they have had only limited presence (eg., Russia).

And, to reiterate what someone else said, I think city center McD's may close down -- competition from other fast food, plus delis and sit-down restaurants. But it's pretty damn hard to put them out of business in the suburbs, etc. While NY, at least, has plenty of those "awning" McD's, down here in Charlotte they are doing things like building a consolidated gas station/mini mart/McDonald's: most of the floor space what would be a standard-sized restaurant is now the minimart selling candy, chips, sodas, etc.

A number of our McD's are now open 24 hrs, which has attracted some notice.

someone let this mitya out! (mitya), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

re: faux healthy salad

Depending on the egg/cheese/meat/salad dressing, some of the salads have as much fat/calories as a burger.

Where I am (eastern WA) and from what I saw recently in the midwest, McDonalds has focused on the Playland concept, hoping to draw in parents with small (as in 6 and under) kids. This is the group influenced by the childhood obesity epidemic news, also it seems the parents I know in this group are more about scheduled playdates and such than random turn-'em-loose-in-the-ball-pit sorts, a shift I think from the majority of parents just 8-10 years ago. The target market of the McDonalds facility seems disjointed with the target market of their "healthier" food options. There's no salad-based Happy Meal, just a swap of fries for carrots or apple slices, and water/juice/milk for soda with your burger/McNuggets/fish fingers.

Jaq (Jaq), Saturday, 22 April 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

actually there was an article in the times earlier this week on how mcdonald's is thriving, mainly because of its flogging of the dollar menu. the double cheeseburger, which is on the dollar menu, is its number one item.

"The enormous success of the Dollar Menu, where all items cost $1, has helped stimulate 36 consecutive months of sales growth at stores open at least a year. In three years, revenue has increased by 33 percent and its shares have rocketed 170 percent, a remarkable turnaround for a company that only four years ago seemed to be going nowhere.

...

"Just three and a half years ago, McDonald's was struggling mightily. Its stock had tumbled 56 percent in 10 months and the company had reported its first quarterly loss. Sales at existing stores in the United States, by far McDonald's biggest market, were not growing and in many instances were declining.

"Stung by obesity lawsuits and criticism from books like "Fast Food Nation," the company's brand seemed passé and the high-calorie, high-fat, high-sodium cuisine appeared poised for a long decline.

"But that did not happen. Today, McDonald's business, both in the United States and globally, is growing; the chain gets some one million more American visitors a day than it did just a year ago."

maura (maura), Saturday, 22 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

(also i don't know if any of you read the piece about the drive-through call center that mcdonald's has been experimenting with, but that was some freaky stuff)

maura (maura), Saturday, 22 April 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

thanks for the link, maura. i didn't see that.

someone let this mitya out! (mitya), Saturday, 22 April 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

The Australian "healthy choices" approach appears to be quite different to the American one, in that it is much less perfunctory. Not in terms of intent (McDonalds caring what you eat) but in that the "healthy choice" items are very deliberately designed to be low in fat, calories, etc. I get the impression that part of the menu would be on par with Subway now.

I think this was a conscious branching out decision taken by the Australian management.

I remember that when I was working at a cinema where Supersize Me was playing, the McDonalds across the road had all these "Fact & Fiction" signs up, saying things like:

"Fiction: That movie says our salads have as many calories as two burgers
Fact: Australian McDonalds Salads have less than x grams of fat"

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 22 April 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

the dressing is the main culprit in those mcdonald's salads. the salads are mostly iceberg lettuce with a small amount of protein (a pathetic grilled chicken cutlet, bacon bits that aren't really bacon). you can make the "faux healthy" claim for a lot of places that sell salads (fresh mozzarella? sure, it's gotta be good for you if it's got lettuce on it).

stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 April 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Absolutely - you can watch people deluding themselves at salad bars everywhere.

Jaq (Jaq), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)


McDonald's is a really good company in terms of upper management. Why the have so many problems (or perhaps they're willing to take criticism when other companies are not?) is beyond me. They'll survive, but over the long haul they'll have to adapt to people wanting less fattening food. They were the first and kids still love them, so I don't see them going away any time soon.

portfolio, Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

i like the little apple wedges they have. especially when dipped in that yummy gooey sweet sweet caramel sauce. healthy snack

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

They'll survive, but over the long haul they'll have to adapt to people wanting less fattening food.

well, mcdonalds bought like 90% of chipotle, and they're doing pretty ok

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Xpost Salads.... Granted, as long as there are other vegetables besides lettuce, like raw broccoli or what not, it's better to have a fat-laden salad that's 800 calories than a fast-food burger that's 800 calories. But it's a tiny benefit at best.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

There is this legend in Newtown, Sydney, that the McDonalds that closed there due to lack of business is the only McDonalds ever to do so for that reason. I'm sure that's an exaggeration butit must be a rare event and the locals are very proud of it.

ratty, Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

In fact, now I've read Donut's comments about Seattle in the American Obestity thread I can now see that it's not an incredibly uncommon event after all.

ratty, Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)

The one a block from my work is jam packed every day at lunch. Business drones love big macs.

Jeff. (Jeff), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

i love big macs too.

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)

I bring this up because the word "McDonald's" has become synonymous with the concepts of everything wrong with the corporatization of the world, and all its ill side effects to the environment...

Why is this? They have served billions of people and given probably millions of people jobs. Not to mention that they are the only restaurant many people can afford to go to. Is all of that offset by using liberal buzzwords about Big Business to describe them?

Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Id say McD's isnt doing as well as it used to here (im in Auckland). They've definitly been trying to change their image in a big way - McCafes, Subway style sandwichs, healthy menu - even the kid's meals can come with like fruit juice and and dried fruit instead of fries i think. While we do have obesity problems, it's nowhere as bad as America. So yeah, i think the changes in McDs are because they realise if they don't change, theyre not gonna last.

splates (splates), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)

i never really took to the demonization of mcdonalds. partly because i kinda like their food, but i mean it is kinda tasty/gross, and cheap, and if you don't like it you don't have to eat there. there are a plenty worse companies to rally against. like fucking insurance companies. or maybe walmart? i dunno since ive never been to one. or logging companies? credit cards too.

i saw some article about how the food in mcdonalds in europe, asia have far less fat/cholesterol/etc and far fewer trans fats. lucky them

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

"Stung by obesity lawsuits and criticism from books like "Fast Food Nation," the company's brand seemed passé and the high-calorie, high-fat, high-sodium cuisine appeared poised for a long decline.

ha! high-calorie, high-fat, high-sodium cuisine will never go out of style. that's where the flavor is!

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

True, but whether McDonald's can be the ruler of the High Fat High Sodium Throne is the question.

I'm starting to think that Seattle is just an exception here. It's the Pacific northwest -- where hybrid co-op megamarkets do better than the chain markets, and also a bit middle-to-upper class in the central parts, so McDonald's are going to suffer greatly here, but only here, and SF and Portland and Vancouver to some degree.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:53 (twenty years ago)

The disproportionate anti-McDonalds attitude amongst liberals/lefties is I think an example of a certain level of cultural snobbery that can infect their otherwise legitimate complaints. McDonalds and Coca-Cola offend merely by dint of their sheer American-imperialism-ubiquity, and then it's assumed that any negative things about them (dubious health value, bad employment practices, aggressive market domination etc.) exist in direct proportion to their size and ubiquitousness. This may indeed be the case, but not automatically so. More sympathetically I guess, the general public can look at McDonalds and immediately intuitively understand the notion of "big business" in a way that doesn't work w/r/t discussions about Lockheed-Martin or Smith-Klein. So there's a certain strategic advantage in choosing them as yr enemy.

I will say that I can't imagine a place more stressful to work than McDonalds, and this is based not so much on what they do but on how the staff shout at eachother. It's not even a nasty or vindictive shouting - they're just aggressive and demanding with eachother as a matter of course, as if it's necessary to be this way to have anyone pay attention to you.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:58 (twenty years ago)

whether McDonald's can be the ruler of the High Fat High Sodium Throne is the question.

yeah - mcdonalds is incredibly gross and borderline poisonous. what're they doing to all those delicious fatty calories? knowing that there's millions of people that eat it regularly (every day even) bums me out.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:03 (twenty years ago)

donut, there was a McDonalds torn down at 45th and Stoneway about 2 years ago as well, also due to lack of biz. Maybe it's because Seattle has Dick's and Kidd Valley.

Jaq (Jaq), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:07 (twenty years ago)

haha, I was waiting for the Dick's counter-argument :D . Jaq wins.

Dick's burgers are probably 10 times worse for you than McDonald's burgers even (and LeCoq claims they taste 10 times worse even), but you know, Dick's are LOCAL and INDEPENDENT and they're namedropped in a SIR MIX-A-LOT song! heh.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:13 (twenty years ago)

More to the point, cities with lots of civic pride are going to be low on the chain places in general, when it comes to fast food... stressing "in general". I'm guessing Madison has a very low McDonald's count for that reason, though outer Wisconsin is probably deluged with McD's.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

i remember being surprised that i didnt see any chain restaurants in downtown austin. like on 6th street and around. except for a jimmy johns.

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:17 (twenty years ago)

t finney otm

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

in this society, civic pride = COMMUNISM

even cathy berberian's nose (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Austin, for all of the reasons above and more -- especially being very wanting to rub against the rest of Texas the wrong way -- not having chain restaurants isn't surprising to me at all.

In Manhattan, I guess it's the same effect as in Sydney and Melbourne... chain places can rent a spot on several blocks and just operate and be successful as such.

I guess my main focus was on the classic free-standing McDonald's restaurants with all four colorful sides, the golden arches, and an attached McPlayLand dying slowly... and I believe, in bigger cities, that is indeed happening, but these will always have a life in more sparse areas in the future.

Hell, Pioneer Chicken still exists! They just operate about 5 stores in the country now, but they're not technically dead yet.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:23 (twenty years ago)

civic pride = COMMUNISM

In Communist Civic Pride, Food Faster Than YOU!

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:26 (twenty years ago)

doqqun, do you hate THE MARKET

even cathy berberian's nose (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:27 (twenty years ago)

hey man if its smooth ill skate anywhere d00d

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:30 (twenty years ago)

I guess my main focus was on the classic free-standing McDonald's restaurants with all four colorful sides, the golden arches, and an attached McPlayLand dying slowly..

The only place I see McD's like that here is the few in country towns, on the side of the freeway betwixt Sydney and Melbourne, purpose-built for the 12 hour drive stop off. I havent seen a Maccas or Pizza Hut fully standalone with its classic building design/livery/etc in years - it seems really 80s and long gone.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:12 (twenty years ago)

Pizza Hut doesn't exist in Adelaide anymore - apart from a bare-bones delievry service and one restaurant at Marion.

Cue several abandoned buildings around the place.

Speaking of abandoned buildings, all the former Sizzlers in Adelaide (before they pulled out ten years ago) are still like that. Oh, one was going to be turned into a "casino" but that didn't work out.

So why is that Queenslanders love Sizzler so much it still exists there? I don't want to say "because they're fat idiots", but...

Esteban Butthead (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Sunday, 23 April 2006 03:19 (twenty years ago)

I thought Sizzler got bought out by some other meaty goodness chain in the 90s and then almost immediately went bankrupt? I forget who it was bought them out though.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 23 April 2006 04:33 (twenty years ago)

there are a plenty worse companies to rally against. like fucking insurance companies. or maybe walmart? i dunno since ive never been to one. or logging companies? credit cards too.

There's no real alternative to Insurance. People fucking hate Walmart, see that indie film that was doing the rounds last year. Public campaigns against logging companies don't really go anywhere because people are soooo far removed from the companies. Credit Cards are a v. American problem, but people be loving free cash.

Also, none of these except Visa have a big international name.

The disproportionate anti-McDonalds attitude amongst liberals/lefties is I think an example of a certain level of cultural snobbery that can infect their otherwise legitimate complaints. McDonalds and Coca-Cola offend merely by dint of their sheer American-imperialism-ubiquity

There's been very very little anti-Coca-Cola aggro even after No Logo (where the only actual negative mention is the "schoolkid suspended for wearing Pepsi T-shirt to Coke Day", which hardly Shell in Nigeria), up until the recent noise about companies that they subcontract to killing people, partly because duh, twitchy activists love caffeine, and partly because Coke tends to keep its nose clean and content itself with a water tower full of gold coins.

The main reason, as far as I'm aware, for the focus on McDonalds, is the McLibel case. Two untrained protestors almost winning a UK libel case over a cadre of corporate lawyers and dirty tricks, and possibly getting the libel laws changed to the point where they could win it, is exactly the sort of story that gets people's attention.

(I guess I'm only speaking from a UK perspective here)

Also snobbery's a really tricky word to be using here.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 23 April 2006 08:27 (twenty years ago)

Supersize Me dvd given away free in papers this weekend. Full page mcdonalds advert on the back saying that there are two sides to every story...

koogs (koogs), Sunday, 23 April 2006 12:17 (twenty years ago)


More to the point, cities with lots of civic pride are going to be low on the chain places in general, when it comes to fast food... stressing "in general". I'm guessing Madison has a very low McDonald's count for that reason, though outer Wisconsin is probably deluged with McD's.

Not a lot of McDonald's in Wisconsin overall. Well I think it's more that Wisconsin isn't exactly in "cross-over" or "drive through" country. There aren't a lot of huge interstates in Wisconsin. If you've been there, you'll see there are not a lot of McDonalds, but that's less a matter of "civic pride" than it is a matter of McDonald's having the sense not to put up restaurants in areas with relatively little traffic. It's not a sprawly state, like its neighbor Illinois.

ronald mcdonald, Sunday, 23 April 2006 12:34 (twenty years ago)

I've been in Wisconsin before but on a road trip... (I drove from Minneapolis through the Dells and down to Madison, then over to Milwaukee and down to Illinois)... I don't remember much about what was between either Twin Cities/Madison or Madison/Milwaukee per se.. it's a big of a blur to me, except the city Menomenie, just because my mp3 cd player ran out of juice, and Billy Idol's "Money Money" came on the radio, and i kept on singing "Meno Monie" to the song instead (only to find out later it's pronounced "mah-NAH-meh-KNEE", and not "MEN-oh-MOAN-ee"... but anyway).. and of course, I remembered Ho-Chunk Casino. But that's it.

DOQQUN (donut), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

There's been very very little anti-Coca-Cola aggro even after No Logo

wasn't there a shitload after it came out about how they were fucking people & land over in india? it felt like it to me... think it was around then i actively stopped buying coca cola and their other drinks because they are scum rather than passively not buying it just because i don't like it. also there was the selling tap water thing, but that was sort of funny: dude, you live in a country where the tap water's safe and you buy bottled water? hahahaha you kind of deserve what you get.

emsk ( emsk), Sunday, 23 April 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

Yeah "snobbery" probably is a tricky word.

But I do think that cultural distaste for fast food (esp. of the multinational conglomerate variety) is partly a taste issue, and is influenced by factors such as class, education and location.

In saying this I'm not implying that such a position is automatically a bad thing: I have an attitude towards Starbucks in particular that I would happily describe as "snobbish": I much prefer the idiosyncracies of all the little city cafes that Melbourne is so ostentatiously proud of. This exists alongside a certain cynicism w/r/t Starbucks' work practices (particularly the stuff detailed in, yes, No Logo, about squeezing out competition by oversupplying the market). But my cynicism about Starbucks as an aggressive multinational chain and my distaste for the homogeneity of the Starbucks experience are mutually reinforcing, and I'm not going to pretend that without the latter my position on the former would still be as strong.

I think that, with McDonalds, I feel less antipathy b/c the fast food experience seems to me to be it's own thing at this stage, whereas Starbucks and all the other coffee chains still present themselves as capturing the "cafe experience". I react against what I instinctively perceive to be the false version of something which I enjoy. And again this is partly snobbery coming into play: when we identify and react against a faux version of something we like we are demonstrating our qualities of discernment and taste in a way that is more sophisticated (relatively) than by simply making the broad distinction b/w what we like and don't like e.g. "fast food = uncultured; coffee = cultured"

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 23 April 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

i was in a car service on the way home from hanging out w/ chris, vicky, robster & nyc ilxors and it was midnite and nothing was open - EXCEPT the 24 hour mcdonalds by my house. so i asked the driver to take me into the drive-thru so i had a quarter pounder w/ cheese and some fries and now i can go to sleep happy.

thank you ray kroc.

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 24 April 2006 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Salads, whatever. It's because McDonalds fucked up their BURGERS is why they're going down. That crap oil they use--they didn't always use that shit.

Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:59 (twenty years ago)

The people who take advantage of Mickey Deez' $1 Menu items and 24/7 operations status eat lunch in the back of the upmarket soup/salad/sandwich joint where city center/downtown office types pay $8 for cold tandoori chicken and basil pesto on crusty wannabe ciabatta baked in parchment only 5 hours before. Their McDonalds' are located in the opposite direction from downtown that the office kids go at 6pm.

Are McDonald's ads in other countries as strongly targeted towards minorities as they now are in the US? I think I've seen about 1 ad of theirs in the past year that featured a white person as the focal point.

As long as people get tired of eating ramen slash beans & rice once in a while, McDonald's is going to be doing just fine.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:41 (twenty years ago)

Actually just yesterday I saw one that featured a black late-teens/20something male walking down the sidewalk, and he would pass a store and look in the window and the store would physically back away from him and the sidewalk. Some monologue about how things always seem just out of his reach. But then there's the $1 menu at McDonalds, and he can get his bruger or whatever, and then he comes out and this electronics shop is moving towards him instead of away. It was pretty WTF but kind of frighteningly perceptive/OTM at the same time.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Oh and the one with a white guy in it: He's in an armchair eating his McD's breakfast sandwich and fries (which looked REALLY GOOD to me for some reason) and then he gets up, goes into the kitchen, reaches in the fridge and pulls out - a jacket. The voiceover explains that with the $1 menu you can now use all that space in your kitchen to store the clothes you buy with the money you save on food, or something to that effect. Again, mind-boggling.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:46 (twenty years ago)

The breakfast menu ads are the only ones with white ppl in them, I think it's astute from my personal experience, apparently McMuffins are for everyone but Big Macs are a little trashy, wtf? The most perplexing ad was the one with the pillow-faced blonde girl trying to convince an extraordinarily unattractive (and also much older than her, and too old to work as a cashier at a McD's anyway) recently-dumped Tom Hankshish dude that he should go out with her because she has the consistency of a McGriddles or something like that. WTF does that even mean?

McDonald's is also the one with the ads where ppl see their families or jobs for the first time after eating a breakfast sandwich, isn't it? Or is that something else? McGriddles are apparently some kind of mind-melting substance.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah where dude drinks the coffee and is like "I'm married? Holy shit!"

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Ugh you know what? It's like how the US Army ads pretty blatantly are lacking white ppl and even have that one kind of terrifying ad with the teenage mother who is convinced that joining the military is the only choice for her thx to some brochure someone gave her, but the US Army Reserves ad has the white kid in it. OK McD's ads just went back to creepy world for me.

Except for the dude who didn't know he was married, still golden.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

they should have one where some white middle-aged man drinks the coffee and realizes his Army reservist son is in danger of being killed in the middle of a shithole desert for the 14th month in a row because he voted republican.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

They should have one where the Marine is in his lame as D&D real life RPG and then is rolled up by a katamary.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

excuse me, katamari, I'm still a bit out of it.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

I go to McDonald's because they are consistent and they are fast. 99% of the time I know exactly what I'm going to get when I order a Big Mac. My burger isn't going to be rare, the lettuce isn't going to be wilted, the bun isn't going to be stale. While other fast food places may have tastier fare, my chances of waiting for a bum burger increase. So on those days when I don't want the hassle and I don't have the time, it's two-all-beef-patties for me. I can't imagine a world without McDonald's. Hell! And no, I am not poor-white-trash nor do I think that my fast food visits should warrant snubbery.

I've never been to Starbucks because I didn't get hooked on coffee. I guess I am uncultured.

Rebekkah (burntbrat), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

all of this just makes me want a bacon egg & cheese macmuffin.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

There are plenty of ads with white people, btw. All of their premium chicken sandwich ads feature hip white people with their pinkies stuck up in the air.

Rebekkah (burntbrat), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

sometimes I really wish taco bell delivered. how sad is that?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

That group was at least half asian, IIRC. Their ads are creepy!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

I just think they're 'hip & urban' ads are pathetic. McDonalds is, and always has been, a children's restaurant. Bring back Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar and just be cool with who you are, Mc.

andy --, Monday, 24 April 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Though not even 1/10 as creepy as that Heinekin Premium Light ad with the Pussycat Dolls and the egg chair.

xpost andy OTM, strangely a talking cheeseburger and an unknown purple blob are a lot less creepy than the refreshing, uplifting, hip McD's ads.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

all of this just makes me want a bacon egg & cheese macmuffin.

Get a Dunkin' Donuts one instead; it's bigger, it tastes just as good and it won't give you torrential shits.

(xpost: One man's "sad" is another man's "bold vision"! TOMBOT FOR PRESIDENT)

Dan (TMI?) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

This thread is very revealing about relationship dynamics! So cute!

JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

I think Taco Bell does deliver? Well, they did in Arlington, VA, at least.

jon how was yr dream date with Ned?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

I tried to record RAGGETT-HEADBANG.AVI but it was too dark!!!1111!1

JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

I think they've hit the point of diminishing returns with the taking your kids to MacDonald's is an easy way to feel like a good parent angle. Now that those kids have grown up (18-35) and feel vaguely stupid/gauche about going there, they have to convince us that actually, no getting your breakfast or lunch at MacDonald's is a really inexpensive and perfectly acceptable way to indulge yourself and you can see basically that the people in the ads are supposed to be basically normal folks, not trying hard to be slick or awesome.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:32 (twenty years ago)

all of this just makes me want a bacon egg & cheese macmuffin.

I wish there was a McDonald's near my office. Instead I'm forced to have the breakfast sandwiches from Wawa (a convenience store) - which are not even as appealing (though still edible, and a nice alternative to donuts).

o. nate (onate), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

SBARRO IS GOOD. EAT AT SBARRO. SBARRO. EAT THERE. HAVED SOME FOOD. SPADGETTY. BIG BOWLS. SBARRO. FORK. KNIFE. MILKSHAKE DRINK. TASTES GOOD. NABKIN DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. COST MORE MDONILLDS. BETTER THEN MDONILLDS. COST MORE BURGER KING. BETTER THEN BURGER KING. SBARRO COST MORE DOLLARS AND BETTER THEN THOSED ONES. HAVED SPADGETTY. SBARRO. BIG BOWLS. SIT AT BOOTHS. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. FORK AND KNIFE. HOT AIR BLOWER. THEY COST MORE. THEY ACT NICE. SBARRO PAY THEM. YOU PAY THEM. JUST USE MONEY. DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLICK BRED. FORK AND KNIFE. BIG BOWL OF SPADGETTYS. TO GIVED THEM MONEY. EATING BOOTH. JUST PAY WITH MONEY. THEY DO THE REST. PARMAZING CHEEZE DISPENDER. TASTES GOOD. BETTER THAN MDONILIDS. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLIC BRED ROLL. TASTES GOOD. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. CHAIR FOR BABIES. USE DISPENDER. USE FORK. USE KNIFE. USE BOOTH. USE SBARRO. THEY DO THE REST.

#1 tim@kfc.edu fan (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Confession: I don't think I've been to a McDonald's more than 5x in my life. That includes getting dragged there a couple years ago by two ILXors and not eating anything, just taking photos of them waiting on fries, and one time purchasing fries as a birthday gift for someone else (don't ask), and again, not eating there. I actually have no idea what their food tastes like besides I don't like the way their fries smell at all, it makes me sick. I don't understand the good parent thing people keep bringing up, actually.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Places that have double cheeseburgers on dollar menu = WIN
Places that have cheeseburger on dollar menu = MEH
Places that don't have dollar menu = DESTROY

JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

it's the marketing idea behind the happy meal and the clowns and burgermen and fryguys and all that, Schlosser makes note of it in his book and unlike several other things he discusses this one appears to be backed up by documentation

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

i was in a car service on the way home from hanging out w/ chris, vicky, robster & nyc ilxors and it was midnite and nothing was open - EXCEPT the 24 hour mcdonalds by my house. so i asked the driver to take me into the drive-thru so i had a quarter pounder w/ cheese and some fries and now i can go to sleep happy.
thank you ray kroc.

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

? how did that happen.

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

They really need to bring back Mayor McCheese, Hamburglar, Fry Guys and Grimace. I didn't much care for the nugget characters.

Solution, Monday, 24 April 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Here's the part of the thread where I let slip that Eric Schlosser's dad used to be the Prez of NBC. Do you really have to have rich media parents (see also anyone Theroux) to whistleblow and write about it?

suzy (suzy), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

99% of the time I know exactly what I'm going to get when I order a Big Mac.

Well, 99% of the time if I go somewhere I like that does good food, I am also going to get what I expect. I'm not saying this isn't a powerful (mainly subconscious?) reason for going to McD's, but in this day and age I don't think many places of repute have shonkily unreliable quality standards.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 24 April 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

"shonkily"!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, correct but most places of repute don't sell sandwiches for $1 either.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

IS A HAMBURGER A SANDWICH?
IS A PIZZA PIE?

JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

i thought they were like loss leaders hoping you would buy a $1 coke too.

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

but in this day and age I don't think many places of repute have shonkily unreliable quality standards

You would be surprised. This is not a defense of McDonald's, but there are many "places of repute" where the food quality can be very inconsistent.

The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

franchise standards in falling apart when you demand that all employees be paid as little as possible in order to meet absurd and somewhat frightening price points shockagon

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

http://community.livejournal.com/mcdonalds_talk/158400.html

JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

I don't know about places of repute. But restaurants that are supposed to be on the same level as McDonald's aren't as reliable. If I go to Burger King and order a Whopper Jr. there's no telling what I'm going to get. Sometimes it's more like Whopper soup. Sometimes it's cold Whopper soup. Sometimes there's an onion ring under the bun.

Rebekkah (burntbrat), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

McDonald's is fucking nasty and you couldn't pay me to eat there, but I don't see any waning of their predominance in the US.

their Indian franchise menus are hilarious (and also look thoroughly inedible. McD's "vegetable shabzi"? = NOTHANKYOU)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

IT INVOLVES 2 PIECES OF BREAD = IT IS A SANDWICH TO ME

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

it is sandwiched, I agree

RJG (RJG), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

JW which one of those people on the McD's livejournal page is you

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

well it seems more like a proper sandwich than an ice cream sandwich does.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

anything that uses two or more completely separated pieces of bread, with stuff inbetween, I think

crosspost

RJG (RJG), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

what is yr opinion though of "open face" sandwiches?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

They're great -- it's a very Scandinavian thing.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

I have never seen a McDonald's ad in Germany, Switzerland, or Austria that featured Turkish customers.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure what I'd rather call and "open face sandwich"

RJG (RJG), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

an

RJG (RJG), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

what is the point of an open-faced sandwich?

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

its so you can get salmon and mayonnaise and onion bits all over your face

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Good parenting:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004T5D2.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 24 April 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

http://ask.yahoo.com/20050405.html

JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

that site has no credibility by actually linking to an article called "HOW DID YOGI BEAR GET HIS NAME". WTF. Grimace, that's one thing. Yogi Bear???? How far our country has sank. Sad head shakes here.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

The full title of the article is "How did "Yogi Bear" get his name if he never practiced yoga?"

JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO TYPE THAT

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

McDonald's has bathroom soap that smells like napalm.

DOQQUN (donut), Monday, 24 April 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Mayor McCheese also claps like a homosexual.

DOQQUN (donut), Monday, 24 April 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

To eat a McDonald's fry, it is comparable to Holocaust clean-up duty.

Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 April 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

SBARRO IS GOOD. EAT AT SBARRO. SBARRO. EAT THERE. HAVED SOME FOOD. SPADGETTY. BIG BOWLS. SBARRO. FORK. KNIFE. MILKSHAKE DRINK. TASTES GOOD. NABKIN DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. COST MORE MDONILLDS. BETTER THEN MDONILLDS. COST MORE BURGER KING. BETTER THEN BURGER KING. SBARRO COST MORE DOLLARS AND BETTER THEN THOSED ONES. HAVED SPADGETTY. SBARRO. BIG BOWLS. SIT AT BOOTHS. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. FORK AND KNIFE. HOT AIR BLOWER. THEY COST MORE. THEY ACT NICE. SBARRO PAY THEM. YOU PAY THEM. JUST USE MONEY. DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLICK BRED. FORK AND KNIFE. BIG BOWL OF SPADGETTYS. TO GIVED THEM MONEY. EATING BOOTH. JUST PAY WITH MONEY. THEY DO THE REST. PARMAZING CHEEZE DISPENDER. TASTES GOOD. BETTER THAN MDONILIDS. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLIC BRED ROLL. TASTES GOOD. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. CHAIR FOR BABIES. USE DISPENDER. USE FORK. USE KNIFE. USE BOOTH. USE SBARRO. THEY DO THE REST.

yeeeeh. You like have Sbarro. And you will like it.

DOQQUN (donut), Monday, 24 April 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

lol @ Mayor McCheese claps like a homosexual

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 24 April 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/galleries/2009/fortune/0904/gallery.f500_boards.fortune/images/bbaker_mcdonalds.jpg

From left: Susan Arnold, former global president, P&G; James Skinner, CEO, McDonald's; Sheila Penrose, non-executive chairman, Jones Lang LaSalle; Enrique Hernandez Jr., CEO, Inter-Con Security Systems; John Rogers Jr., CEO, Ariel Investments; Robert Eckert, CEO, Mattel; Roger Stone, CEO, KapStone Paper and Packaging; Cary McMillan, CEO, True Partners Consulting; Ralph Alvarez, president and COO, McDonald's; Jeanne Jackson, president, direct to consumer, Nike; Andrew McKenna, non-executive chairman, McDonald's; Richard Lenny, former CEO, Hershey; Walter Massey, president emeritus, Morehouse College

http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2009/fortune/0904/gallery.f500_boards.fortune/index.html

James Mitchell, Sunday, 26 April 2009 12:19 (seventeen years ago)

Is McDonald's dying in the US? I assume "Severe Recession" = "Big Profits" for Big Macs.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 April 2009 12:22 (seventeen years ago)

look at them all pretending to enjoy it

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Sunday, 26 April 2009 12:25 (seventeen years ago)

Every time I click 'next' on that page, it gives a funnier group of board members trying to look wacky.

See also:

(Red)

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/galleries/2009/fortune/0904/gallery.f500_boards.fortune/images/bbaker_red.jpg

Costco

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/galleries/2009/fortune/0904/gallery.f500_boards.fortune/images/bbaker_costco.jpg

The one for Twitter also, natch.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 26 April 2009 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

Haha. My wife worked as a CPA in the Tax Dep't of BKC, which is based in South Florida. During orientation, they wheeled out a tray full of Burger King products. My wife got lots of odd, awkward stares after asking "We have to eat this stuff?" and "What's that" (to the Big King fish sandwich, or whatever you call it).

(xp)

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 April 2009 12:31 (seventeen years ago)

I assume "Severe Recession" = "Big Profits" for Big Macs.

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:22 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes, mcdonald's is insanely profitable right now (have to write two-three stories about this for work every week)

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 26 April 2009 12:46 (seventeen years ago)

This thread is tempting me to go to the 24/hr McDonald's around the corner, but I don't think I can face the poor employees. Graveyard shift at McDonalds, how depressing.

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Sunday, 26 April 2009 12:48 (seventeen years ago)

If McDonalds plays the McCafe thing right, they can really cut into Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks. I got a McCafe cappuccino once but either the dude or the machine screwed it up. I could tell it would have tasted pretty good if the proportion of coffee to milk hadn't been way out of whack.

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Sunday, 26 April 2009 12:55 (seventeen years ago)

the mccafe thing is already cutting into dunkin' donuts and starbucks, mainly because it's significantly cheaper. mcdonald's is adding mccafes at all of its u.s. outlets.

http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/apr2009/db20090422_083186.htm?campaign_id=yhoo

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 26 April 2009 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

The McDonald's coffee I've had is terrible. Weak and tasteless (Not that Starbuck's is so great, mind you, but it errs in the opposite direction). Is McCafe's coffee different?

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 April 2009 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

That McDonald's photo reminds me of Krusty's comment on the ribwich, "I don't mind the taste!"

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

Good to see all those women in high places. Looks there's one and...er...another one.

weight and bulk are your enemies (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 26 April 2009 13:22 (seventeen years ago)

Except EDF naturally - bloomin' hippies.

weight and bulk are your enemies (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 26 April 2009 13:23 (seventeen years ago)

the mcdonald's in my town is ass, I won't go in there. but when I walk by it I still want to buy their fries.

when I was a kid going to mcdonald's was really exciting and fun! I can't imagine it would be for my son these days, unless there are nicer mcdonald's somewhere.

akm, Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

The regular McDonald's coffee is pretty bad - drip coffee that's been kept on the heater pad for god knows how long, til the water evaporates off and all that is left is bitter and acrid mud.

McCafe's coffee however is pretty decent, at least here in Hong Kong - it's a better cup than Starbucks. They used a lighter roast, so your coffee doesn't taste all burnt. Coffee is brewed to order - if you get drip coffee then they use some industrial sized single-serve machine. The quality of lattes, macchiatos etc. still depends on how skilled the barista secondary school kid working at minimum wage is at frothing the milk. I think if their beans were of better quality they really could be pretty good - the equipment is definitely up to par.

DJ Khaled El-Amin (dyao), Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

I had a McCafe cappuccino and it was surprisingly OK; I expected grossly sweet and got something with a bit of (the correct kind of) bitterness to it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

McDonald's coffee has so much caffeine it's like a cattle prod shoved up my ass. I drink it every morning.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

Actually quite cute, and I like the recyclable aspect:
http://fashionista.com/2012/06/mcdonald-draper-mcdonalds-new-uniforms-are-inspired-by-mad-men/

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry, but if you're not wearing a brown polo shirt i'm sure as hell not going to trust you with my McNuggets.

Admittedly the mod thing kinda makes sense, though. Not too difficult to imagine Grimace tooling around on a Vespa

dell (del), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/grimace-valentine.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vmQqk.jpg

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

not gonna lie, i'm totally interested in what the arancine might taste like

http://e.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/imagecache/1280/poster/2014/06/3031843-poster-mcdonalds.jpg

maura, Friday, 13 June 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

je suis en train de l'aimer

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2014 07:45 (eleven years ago)

seven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93KTpF9JDWo

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 13:15 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/yHPO2Rm.jpg

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 13:15 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

I just had a McDonald's shake. Don't do that. Never do that.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 5 August 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)

I mean honestly it wasn't *that* bad but it was sooooo fucking sweet, just crammed down with syrup. I did at least take the whipped cream off.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 5 August 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)

Person sitting next to me on the bus this evening had just been to McDonald's, because there was that warm cardboard smell.

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 5 August 2016 21:37 (nine years ago)

The frozen yogurt's actually not bad tho for $1

Nhex, Friday, 5 August 2016 23:30 (nine years ago)

eight months pass...

http://blog.wallstreetsurvivor.com/2015/10/08/mcdonalds-beyond-the-burger/

Today McDonald’s makes its money on real estate through two methods. Its real estate subsidiary will buy and sell hot properties while also collecting rents on each of its franchised locations. McDonald’s restaurants are in over 100 countries and have probably served over 100 billion hamburgers. There are over 36,000 locations worldwide, of which only 15% are owned and operated by the McDonald’s corporation directly. The rest are franchisee-operated.

i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:22 (nine years ago)

I predict the slow death of McDonald's in North America is going to be a very slow, long, drawn out, exceptionally tedious event.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:12 (nine years ago)

I predict the slow death of McDonald's in North America is going to be a very slow, long, drawn out, exceptionally tedious event.

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:14 (nine years ago)

I dunno, it's been a pretty exciting slow death thus far!

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:18 (nine years ago)

for a huge fast food chain ya

p nuts

theyre determined to not die

i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:51 (nine years ago)

Mayor McCheese would have won

salthigh, Thursday, 20 April 2017 23:17 (nine years ago)

Crooked HamBurgler

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 21 April 2017 00:05 (nine years ago)

I remember liking their fries before I became a dietary vegan, though I thought their burgers were the worst (blandest/sweetest/most catering to childhood tastes) of the main franchises. Their core market is harried parents, and rural folk who don't know any better, I think.

Now I have no desire to eat anything they have to offer.

Fast food for me is only sampled on road trips, and I'll drive another 10 miles to the next Subway or Taco Bell, which at least have options (too few). I've heard McD overseas have a more interesting menu. I could live with McD India fare.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 April 2017 07:37 (nine years ago)

rural folk who don't know any better

lmao

sleepingbag, Friday, 21 April 2017 08:02 (nine years ago)

Well, or have no other choices. The only places I've seen long lines at a McD are off the interstate and at airports.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 April 2017 12:48 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/VRYBGUu.png
RIP

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 12:56 (nine years ago)

looks like all day breakfast was a good idea

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 12:56 (nine years ago)

I ate McDonalds yesterday AMA.

evol j, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:15 (nine years ago)

did anyone see that movie The Founder a few months ago? Michael Keaton played Ray Kroc. p good i thought. didn't know their main source of income was real estate.

flappy bird, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:34 (nine years ago)

looks like all day breakfast was a good idea

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, April 21, 2017 12:56 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Their decision to go after Starbucks also helped their bottom line imo

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:42 (nine years ago)

what about the grand mac has anyone fucked with that yet

flappy bird, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:44 (nine years ago)

you mean is there a video of somebody fucking a grand mac?

, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:51 (nine years ago)

McDonalds hamburgers taste so strange to me. Sanpakyu otm up there

Still like McChickens though. Even though they too, taste nothing like actual chicken.

frogbs, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:53 (nine years ago)

I figure the grand mac is just a stunt to give them something new to talk about in ads, because their franchisers aren't interested in doing anything new that requires substantial investments rn.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:54 (nine years ago)

you mean is there a video of somebody fucking a grand mac?

c'mon you and i both know there have to be multiple videos out there of somebody fucking not just the grand mac but the entire macdonald's menu, doubtless with particular focus on happy meals

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:56 (nine years ago)

hell yeah hit me with some links

flappy bird, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:01 (nine years ago)

/r/fuckdonalds iirc

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:02 (nine years ago)

There's an infamous but LOLworthy-as-hell video of someone who at least wants to fuck a McDonald's burger - well if not quite a video at least an animated GIF - and the amazing thing is it's not from some internet rando who posted it online, but rather an actual paid McDonald's banner ad!

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/id_hit_it_-_mcdonalds_banner.gif

It appeared on espn.com in 2005 before some horrified McD exec managed to reach ESPN and get it pulled within an hour, but not before several bloggers captured it for all eternity. Exhibit A for why advertisers (and ppl in general) shouldn't try to be hip by using slang catchphrases until they're sure they know what they mean....

Lee626, Saturday, 22 April 2017 06:01 (nine years ago)

Here in Joliet our local McD's is busy nearly all the time. It's particularly mystifying as there are excellent Mexican restaurants all around it, plus a BK and a Checkers. There is so much traffic in and out of there that it's a frequent car accident zone. And I must admit that I'm guilty of hitting it once a month or so, meself.

VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Saturday, 22 April 2017 14:20 (nine years ago)

mcd's jumping on the health goth bandwagon two years too late

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 23 April 2017 08:39 (nine years ago)

eight years pass...

Today I learned that there was some drive-thru only and (mostly) beverage-only McDonald's spinoff called CosMc's in the Chicago burbs. I only learned this because it failed and is closing.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 May 2025 02:03 (one year ago)

oh yeah, it was by the IKEA in Bolingbrook iirc?

jaymc, Sunday, 25 May 2025 02:51 (one year ago)

I think the original one apparently was? But there was more than one?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 May 2025 04:21 (one year ago)


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