women are probably just as fixated with large penises as men are with large breasts

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okay this might not be news, but case in point, this guy i go to college with has got a reputation as having a somewhat huge member, so much so that his legend has spread to the staff. recently, its become known that he went to bed, or has been shagging (not sure how often or if its more than once) both our ultra fit french teacher and half asian/english teacher, and well, its no secret that they both probably had their eyes bulging out and were absolutely dying to inspect this guys goods. so the next time women moan that guys are superficial or only interested in sex, well, its not exactly exclusive to only one side of the gender line.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

Thread title needs fixing to:

men are just as fixateed with the *idea* that women are probably just as fixated with large penises as men are with large breasts

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

Men with large breasts are just as fixated with large penises as women are?

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

well im not saying ALL women are, but a larger percentage than we might like to think definitely are, esp these days when porn has put the idea that huge big- fuck-off cawks are the way forward.

its prob also worth adding that not as many men are fixated with large breasts and are quite happy with medium or small sized ones, contrary to popular perception

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know too many men who are fixated with large breasts. Breasts aren't really essential in sexual congress are they?

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

they're essential in sexual senate i think

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

I will delete this thread if just three other people second (third and fourth) the motion.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

titchy i think you should meet some women

― There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvish (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know too many men who are fixated with large breasts.

me neither, but *somebody* must be, or nuts and zoo would go under.

― the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Enrique), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

I know quite a few guys who are obsessed with large breasts. But that might just be because those are the blokes who my breasts attract, ha ha.

However, it's *men* who are obsessed with penis size, and project that insecurity onto women. I mean, apart from a bit of Sex and the City style snickering, it's not really what I - or most of the women I know - talk about when we're objectifying men sexually, or praising/dissing their sexual performance.

I mean, if you actually *knew*... nah, never mind.

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

and men (xxpost)

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

i'm fixated with that guy's cock i think. how big is it alledged to be?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

However, it's *men* who are obsessed with penis size

Well it's gotta reach the prostate, innit?

― There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvish (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost

also can you take pics of the ultra fit french teacher? is the asian/english teacher a bit of a minger then?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

its like, if you had two guys both the same and one had much larger appendage than the other (who was average in that dept) and a girl had to choose one over the other, i would imagine shed choose the well endowed guy

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

Nuts and Zoo would never go under, not with all those buoyancy aids.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know too many men who are fixated with large breasts.

But, short of jumping on the table and barking like a seal and saying, "Look at the gazongas on that, why dontcha!", I suppose it's difficult to know if they are fixated or not

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

Why do the media pander more to the breast fixation than to the penis one? (Not that I believe such a thing exists)

If women were as hung up on dicks as guys seem to be on boobs, then we would have Daily and Sunday tabloids full of flacid members, tv programmes would feature bouncing willies inside pants, and advertisers would use penis imagary to sell products.

As it is boobs fill all of these roles.

Weird, huh?

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

we would have Daily and Sunday tabloids full of flacid members

They're called journalists.

― There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvish (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

no need to imagine -- this exact decision is being made all the time.

― the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Enrique), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

titchy you really need a better imagination.

― Konal PERSONALITY Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

That sounds like the least of his problems

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

Don't be stupid, Titchy. Of course she GOES FOR THE BLOKE WITH THE BIGGEST WALLET!!!!

[/Calum]

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

I've known a few girls who were fixated on penis size, but that was when they were teenagers. I don't think penis size is an irrelevant issue, but to claim it to be as big an issue as boob size is ridiculous. As Rumpie said, bulging dicks aren't really a mainstay in the media, nor is penis size discussed that much in everyday life.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

a.k.a the guy with the biggest endowment (xpost)

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost, the fixation with big cawks isnt as prevalent in the media prob cos men run the media and arent too interested in promoting that notion too much.

xpost -
why would the asian/english one be a minger?

and no, this isnt made up. the guy des exist, so does the situation and all the rest of it.

― titchyschneiderloggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

No doubt the situation exists, but how can you generalize from that? Your story is based on gossip, told by who? Men or women? Sure there are women who are fixated on penis size, but I don't see or hear that much evidence that penis fixation would be as common as breast fixation.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

You know, sometimes women shag guys who have "huge members" and the reason for the hook up had absolutely nothing to do with the penis! I mean, we can't see it before we basically agree to the deal, you know.

I mean, what evidence do you have besides supposedly this guy who you heard has a big cock has had sex with at least two women in his lifetime?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

i dont even know if breast fixation is as common as everyone thinks, i cant help thinking half the time its just cos men are expected to have a preference for large breasts that they do (or maybe they do, i dont know, i personally dont)

― titchyschneiderloggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS AN AD FOR DAIRY QUEEN FINLAND:

http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/tuomas-sundae.jpg

― JW (QED) (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

Jeez, I'm at school, I wonder what the guy behind me thought of that!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is not hott

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, what evidence do you have besides supposedly this guy who you heard has a big cock has had sex with at least two women in his lifetime?

I think what you meant to say was: I mean, what evidence do you have besides supposedly this guy who you heard has a big cock has had sex with two women who you wanted to have sex with?

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

When I got the undie pictures taken, I promised to show them to a friend of mine. I e-mailed them to her, and she opened them (without realizing what they were) in a computer class full of people. She probably made the world record in hitting the "minimize" button.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

esp these days when porn has put the idea that huge big- fuck-off cawks are the way forward.

I don't really know that porn's trying to suggest that enormous wangs are "the way forward" but I really like the image of guys in a boardroom trying to project next season's hottest trend in cocks

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

"why would the asian/english one be a minger?"

cos ken c is a cunt

― loggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

So... errr... wait. Pr0n - which is usually made BY men, FOR men - is an accurate and reasonable guide to what *women* want in sexual partners. Great logic there.

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

Women don't usually care about the size of men's penises as long as they meet a certain basic minimum standard, and even when they do care, they are nowhere near as fixated on the size of men's penises as men are. (And not even close to the way men are about breasts.) Seriously, guys, don't worry so much.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'd say the same thing about guys tho - as long as there is something most blokes are going to be content.

Some ever prefer smaller ones!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

Besides, what ALL women clearly want in men is pointy noses, long greasy hair and MASSIVE GARGANTUAN SPACEROCK RIFFS!!!

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/4/6/2/9/8789264-8789267-large.jpg

(This is based on as much empirical research as the original post, after all.)

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

Who's the dork?

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Shut up, he's not a dork. He's a DRONEROCK GENIUS.

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

I like the presumption here that men are all super-fixated on large breasts.

I mean, I am, but I'm special.

― Dan (Hooray For Boobies) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

TT, I'd say you are generally correct but the ones who have some porny obsession with large breasts do really make a huge fuss out of talking about them, staring at them, etc and there does seem to be a lot more of those men then, uh, women who jibber on about cock size, you have to admit that. It's an unfair brush for a lot of dudes to be painted with but the ones that deserve it are so obvious and awful about it that you all get a bad rep.

haha xpost

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

I've known/dated quite a few guys who are obsessed with breasts and big breasts. But that might just be because that's the kind of bloke that my breasts attract. :-P

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

― Dan (Jibber Jabber 'Bout BREASTS!) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Also it's probly a bad idea to tell your huge-knockered partner that you prefer A cups.

― My Vileness Is a Dream (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

I would even say that size queens are more often women who sleep with women, because in the realm of toys nothing is impossible -- whereas if you were TRULY fixated on enormous size you would most often be disappointed in real-life offerings.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

...or women who sleep with machinery.

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

(sorry, that was an awful pun, but I could not resist making it.)

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

What pun?

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

Er, yes. Machinery is surely contained under "toys"?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

dildos, vibrators, etc. = "secret" machines (i.e. the "dork" above)

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Women are probably affixed with large penises:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tranny&btnG=Google+Search

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Unless you meant that "fuxed by machines" website that makes the rounds every 6 months...?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

x-post but straight women use toys, too!

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Very true, Ally. But i think it may be because flapping on about boobs is considered moderately more acceptable than cock talk!

donkey-sized xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

And also, please, there is such a thing as too big.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, had no idea who the dork was so couldn't appreciate the pun (xxxxxxxpost)

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

IT WAS A JOKE, I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE FUNNY!!!

sex toys = machines!!!

up above when I said I wanted to sleep with DIRTY DRONEROCK BOYS I posted a picture of a dirty dronerock band called Secret Machines.

Sheesh...

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

donkey-sized xpost

Agh, that reminds me of that godawful Xiu Xiu thread.

― Dan (Agh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

TT, in terms of flapping on, I meant more in the company of friends as well, where ppl can probably feel free to get generally gross if they felt like it...and I've not really noticed a big tendency to do this with women. Not to say that I haven't met anyone like that, or that if someone is rather spectacularly small or freakishly large it doesn't come up in conversation but in general.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

For me, dirty dronerock = large breasts. I know it's out there and some people go nuts for it but it doesn't interest me all that much

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

PHWOR LOOK AT THE DIRTY DRONEROCK ON HER

― Dan (Today's Most Tenuous Analogy?) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Dronerock is made by large-breasted people?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Methinks the women on this thread may be protesting too much! See, for instance, this thread:

Penis size

Some choice quotes:

I most definitely like a big cock. Sorry.
On the other hand, sexual preferences vary a hell of a lot and not all women care that much about size.

-- Melinda_ (emai...), June 30th, 2005.

To the question at hand, it's not about the size of your boat, it's about the motion of the ocean (or whatever). If I had to choose though, I'd rather have a yacht than a sailboat.

-- Candicissima (candicissim...), June 30th, 2005.

I have to be honest here, a guy with a 3 inch cock isn't going to be able to do the same as a guy with a 6 inch cock. So depending on your size, the women in question may or may not be satisfied. If she is unhappy about it, then she is not for you. If she can deal with it then it's all good.
-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), June 30th, 2005.

yeah, it seems that this matters to more women than you'd think. But if it makes you feel any better, every size-queeen I've ever known has had a somewhat skewed and immature attitude towards sexuality/ relationships.
(unless you've got, like, a really, really tiny cock)

-- jen&tonics (bac...), June 30th, 2005.

Much as I expected. Thread dominated by guys, who offer jokes and varying degrees of support. The few women who turn up unanimously say they prefer a big dick.
Oh well.

-- Rafael S. (somethin...), June 30th, 2005.

only 6 1/2? Why bother?
-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), June 30th, 2005.

etc etc

― frankie machine, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Women of the world PWNED!

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

but straight women use toys, too!

Well, OBV. But it's less of a sensitive topic, right? Everyone likes something different now and then, but it's not really done to tell yr male partner you'd like to pick up a dildo that's markedly different from his equipment without raising SOME issues/insecurities for him! Which, to be honest, I think is perfectly understandable, if not necessarily rational. Whereas if you're using something not-loaded-with-subtext for penetrtion ANYWAY, (ie hands or objects), it's no big deal to want this thing today, and that other thing tomorrow. Or at least this is how the situation suggests itself to me.

xxxxxp :OH SORRY NEVER HEARD OF BAND

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

Two of the ppl quoted are dudes for crying out loud. Well done, why don't you take some more indifferent comments, jokes, and DUDES out of context and repost to "prove" your point? Kudos.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'll admit to the fact that I'm going to prefer a thwacking big cock to an titchy tiny baby one. A big cock looks better and feels better. But I don't think I'm at all fixated on cock size. It's never going to be a deal-breaker for me (as long as the penis isn't pathologically small, that is). If I'm attracted to a guy in all other respects, I'm not going to kick him out of bed on account of his dick being not big enough. I've gone out guys who haven't been hugely endowed, but we managed to have a perfectly nice sexual relationship just the same.

― blushingly loggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, well that penis size thread shows that women just think theyre above having a preference with regard to penis size even though in fact, they indeed are! and can be just as brutal about it as men can

although in fairness, i think theyre maybe just saying they dont want small ones, which is fine, as most men are average, but perhaps im just reading that into that for my own satisfaction and maybe they do all want great big titanic ones
roffle

― loggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

allyzay, arent you one of the purported size queens in that thread?!?!

― stillloggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah basically most girls are size queens, deal with it

― -+-+-++-++-+, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Blushing, you're positing that there are ONLY two options: abnormally small vs abnormally large, which is a not-very-useful place to rest any argument. So let's all check into the same hotel to begin with, okay? "although in fairness, i think theyre maybe just saying they dont want small ones, which is fine, as most men are average" is MUCH more useful and, I think, also more accurate.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/images/2006/05/20060502nypjeter.jpg

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

If anyone can be bothered to read the thread they'd notice tongue in cheek, joking around, etc--the post that was quoted by me was in reference to various dildo specs posted, first of all. But yeah I'm sorry that logged outs all have micropenises but what the girl logged out said--it ain't a deal breaker unless shit is way too small. And, since it's normally hidden, I really don't see how this really relates to general public obsession with female breast size.

Basically yes what that thread says is women don't want really tiny dicks, average is fine. I wonder why none of you dudes are reposting the quotes from that thread of women bitching about guys that were too big or how gross enormous ones can look? Oh, right.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

I READ GAWKER TOO

― -++-+-++-+-+, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Which, in fairness, is true of about 85% of dudes who don't seem to care either way about breast size, which has already been said by like the majority of this thread so, again, point?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

No point, we just like talking about this shit. Right? I mean, we're all STILL HERE.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

When it comes to breasts, they can be too big, but I don't understand the concept of too small

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

The idea that there's no limit to the size a woman can enjoy makes about as much sense as the idea that there could be no vagina too small.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Well, go and date a little boy why don't you. x-post

Personally, I don't care much about penis size, but I couldn't see myself dating a bald bloke. I need the dirty dronerock hair. ;-)

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

A boy is not a woman tho, so that's out

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

I READ ILX TOO

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

hahah
exactly
we just like talking about this stuff ad absurdum
regrettably all this talk of breasts and cocks and preferences and blah blah blah just makes me want to have sex

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes i think the psychological implications of this are similar to white guilt manifesting as fear of minority reprisal, like the farrakhan bit on how white suburbanites locking their car doors when a black guy walks past due to internalized self-hatred over the knowledge that their ancestors enslaved & tortured his, and to invent an imagined reprisal for that - men exaggerate women's judgement over penis size to make up for their own history of objectifying females, to somehow pretend there's an even playing field

― -++-+-+-, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I agree, most men are somewhere around average, which is fine with me, and fine for most women. That's not to say that that size is a total non-issue, though. Bigger than average is still a bit better than smaller than average isn't it? So I'm not going to claim total moral superiority in the sexual objectification stakes. But, as I said in my original post, whatever my preferences, penis size is NEVER going to be a deal-breaker, if everything else about the guy is right.

― blushingly loggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

The idea that there's no limit to the size a woman can enjoy makes about as much sense as the idea that there could be no vagina too small.

Oh God that is really disgusting.

― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Can I just say (as the person who normally posts under the name frankiemachine) that the post above isn't mine? (There isn't anything wrong with the post, but it isn't mine).

FWIW my own view is that Kate (and others) above are right - penis size is more of a male obsession than a female one.

― frankiemachine, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

So let's all check into the same hotel to begin with, okay?

ilx should seriously do this. in cancun. for spring break.

― the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Enrique), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I agree, most men are somewhere around average

SUCH WISDOM

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

No. We really shouldn't. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

lets take up a collection for every aja/dante poster to check in to one of these
http://www.azpartsmaster.com/shopazp/images/catalog/gshop/RM-01.jpg

― -+-+-+++-+, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

i still want to see teacher pics.

and maybe cock pic too

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

You know how they sometimes/used to have separate train cars for England supporters on their way to games, cos shit got fucked up (cf Bill Buford)? I think any hotel that would take us deserves fair warning that there will be ALL KINDS of drama/noise/noize/fallout and we're going to need extra towels. LOTS of extra towels.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

"The idea that there's no limit to the size a woman can enjoy makes about as much sense as the idea that there could be no vagina too small.

Oh God that is really disgusting."

for some reason that made me burst out laughing

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

and to prove that you're not just pulling random photos off google you'll also have to write "

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

<---- luvs large cocks" on a piece of paper and include that in the photo

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

his guy i go to college with has got a reputation as having a somewhat huge member, so much so that his legend has spread to the staff. recently, its become known that he went to bed, or has been shagging (not sure how often or if its more than once) both our ultra fit french teacher and half asian/english teacher, and well, its no secret that they both probably had their eyes bulging out and were absolutely dying to inspect this guys goods.

OMG! Pix? Do you have his number???

― Size Queen, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

SUCH WISDOM

But it doesn't necessarily follow that most men are somewhere around average, smartass! There could be a huge spread of sizes, in which case most men would not be around average!

― blushingly loggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

im sure kenan would be glad to take in some female ilxers at his mom's hotel
http://www.iansmith.co.uk/lotr/images/BatesMotel2.jpg

― -+-++-+-+-, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/carl.jpg

HUGE SIZES YA KNOWHADDAMEAN?

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

marcello carlin too
http://www.danbbs.dk/~erikoest/graphics/basil.jpg

― -++-+-++-, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

There could be a huge spread of sizes

Thank you for ruining buffets forever.

― Dan (Peniscopia) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Go on. All Dirty Dronerock Girls know it's not really about cock size, it's about GUITAR SIZE!!!

http://www.tartpop.com/big%20guitar.jpg

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

lolz@:

kenan joek
laurel not getting music joke episode MMCCXI

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

There could be a huge spread of sizes, in which case most men would not be around average!

There could be but there aren't

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Ladies, prepare to leave your boyfriends:

http://www.cumfellas.com/worlds-biggest-cock/ (nsfw, obv.)

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

cumfellas???

― -++-+--+-, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

... you shall go to the balls

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) Ray Liotta had a hell of a cable bill that month.

― Dan (He Works "Hard" For The Money) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos2.flickr.com/1585265_acc6975569.jpg

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

― Gregory Peck, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

this is really, really, really interesting to me - if we could find a comparable class phenomenon we'd have the gender/race/class trifecta

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

the comparable class phenomenon would be rich people complaining about people spending their food stamps on caviar, or whatever, right?

― horsehoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- Maybe something to do with the 'welfare queen' stigma. aka, "See that lazy person who wants to sit around and do nothing but live off an easygoing government! Now where's my tax refund?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think there's any internalized self-criticism inherent in class-based mistreatment.

― Dan (My Take) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

dave q has a theory that middle class british people have tiny fridges because of lingering, subconscious class guilt, and then perversely turn around and use their tiny fridges to justify any old kind of nasty class behavior because they've already made their "sacrifice" for the common good

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Really? I'd no idea tiny/"dorm" fridges were common in Engl.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) Dave Q is also batshit insane.

― Dan (Which Is Something I Love About Him) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'm as middle class as they come and I don't have a tiny fridge.

― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Agh, all of this repetition of the word "tiny" is giving me flashbacks to the incredibly skeevy "tiny vagina" post upthread.

― Dan (Agh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

STANDARD DEVIATIONS, PPL.

― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

i once met a girl who had a pinhole-sized vag

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

my goods were no use, i had to bang her with a stiff piece of dental floss

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

The monstercock Hurting posted reminds me of Tremors.

― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i need context on this tiny (sorry, Dan!) fridge thing. i mean, what? why would anyone get a small fridge to assuage class guilt? is that a hoplessly American question?

― horsehoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

hopelessly, even?

― horsehoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

you were pooning the peehole, gear.

― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't been this horrified since the Nancy Reagan Pocket Pussy incident.

― Dan (AAGH) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

I am now furiously trying to forget that mental image so I'm going to go back to the thread title and ask "TS: fixated vs fascinated".

― Dan (La La La La I Don't Remember That) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

wait a second, wtf are we even talking about, "tiny fridges"?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

i think it must be a British thing, the "tiny fridge" thing. or a horrifying euphemism.

fixated on vs fascinated by

― horsehoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

women are probably just as affixed with large penises as men are with large breasts

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

fridges or boobs? what's the difference anyway?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

a matter of degrees?

― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

is this kind of like the whole "Arizona is hot, but it's a dry heat" thing?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

fixated vs frightened

― Dan (Eek! A Penis) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'm an ass man.

― Fluffy Bear Can Not Lie (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

FWIW my own view is that Kate (and others) above are right - penis size is more of a male obsession than a female one.

-- frankiemachine

My girlfriend, reading this thread over my shoulder, said 'That's just crazy talk! I often wonder how large my friend's penises are, and I'm not a boy.'

― ratty, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

It's not something I ever think about....well rarely at any rate.

― This cunted circus never ends... (papa november), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

My strategy has always been to talk about how huge my cock is until showtime. If anyone comments on how fucking incredibly tiny it is, I say I'm a grower and I grow like crazy. By the time it's been sucked on for a while, nobody will back out of getting some fuck out of it, know what I mean?

― Vern, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

Agh, all of this repetition of the word "tiny" is giving me flashbacks to the incredibly skeevy "tiny vagina" post upthread.

"Psssst.. girl... you call that a vagina? I thought that was your belly button born in the wrong place."

― DOQQUN (donut), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

re: class self hatred: a little more of a stretch, but in a standard, easily legible movie plot, especially romantic plot, anyone identified as rich is invariably villainous at least somewhat (granted this is left-coast kalifornia speaking). anyway, americans are so pathologically wierd about wealth in every way, but for all ayn rand's good hard work there are passing few representations of virtue = wealth in common culture

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

women are probably just as affixed with large penises as men are with large breasts

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), May 2nd, 2006.

I made pretty much the same joke upthread, but I still think it's funny.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

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