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Please explain why an over-rated fat white guy playing a Mexican and playing up Mexican cultural stereotypes is supposed to be funny.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

I opened this thread to say "No, I will not" but I see you've got it covered. Good work.

Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite was so bad but on top of being bad this also looks appallingly racist. Or at the very least rather crassly condescending and patronizing.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

(actually the whole treatment of Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite bugged the shit out of me too)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

they shoulda just made a Heat Vision and Jack movie.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

To be as fair as possible to ND (a flick I haven't seen), it looked to me like it was patronizing and condescending of all it's characters.

Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

this is true.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

drunk at the bar with the sound off, this preview cracked my ass up

jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon, wrestling! masks!

jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

i found the portrayal of mexicans in napoleon dynamite accurate right down to the cousins reppin for Napol cuz hes friends with their slow cuz.

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

mexican wrestlers are totally entertaining enough by themselves without some yanqui bozo going "SEE?! THIS IS FUNNY!" as hard as he can.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

Considering Mexican wrestling now solely exists as a kind of "showcase" for female valets to encourage punters to visit certain stripclubs, I'm not really too worried about Jack Black besmirching its good name.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.showbizz.net/uploads/films/nacholibre4.jpg

jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

"Laugh, Shakey, LAUGH!"

jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

"...I tore my bloooouuusssssseeeee..."

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

i found the portrayal of mexicans in napoleon dynamite accurate right down to the cousins reppin for Napol cuz hes friends with their slow cuz.

yeah, when I finally saw it I was ready to be totally offended & for the first ten minutes I was, but after that all I could think of was this old girlfriend I used to have in La Puente & how she would have reacted, and I bet she would have thought it was the second funniest thing ever, right after that clip of Juan Gabriel falling off stage

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

God, I hate Jack Black. So unfunny. Add "from the director of Napoleon dynamite" and this might as well be kryptonite.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 May 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I kind of took Napoleon Dynamite to be doing an only very slightly exaggerated version of a certain real "type," as opposed to this, which is just a ridiculous cartoon, and one I've already seen too many times.

(BTW, I thought the cousins driving up just to shake their heads was one of the funnier moments in the movie)

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 25 May 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

There's nothing innately racist about lucha libre, even if a white guy is playing a wrestler. I didn't see anything objectionable in the trailer, other than that the movie might not be very funny or good at all! It looks like a children's movie actually, so the condescending and patronizing part might be OTM.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 25 May 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

they shoulda just made a Heat Vision and Jack movie.

or a fucking tenacious d movie. or, you know, something fucking funny for once in his fucking career.

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Thursday, 25 May 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

It's not so much that Jack Black isn't funny at all as that pretty much everyone has a friend that's just as funny and in the exact same way.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 25 May 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

I also confess to kind a liking Napoleon Dynamite and thinking the hatred is overblown.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 25 May 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

ohgod, imagine if jack black was actually your friend... i would laugh a bit, sure, and then within 30 minutes i would stab things, like myself even, in the eye.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 25 May 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

How brutal.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 May 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

I dont find the portrayal of mexicans in ND particularly offensive (although of course I have much less invested so I could be off base) but it never came across (to me anyway) as a meanspirited portrayal of mexican americans. While I liked the movie the first time I saw it, the nasty post-film cultural waterlogging of the market with ND product = weak.

This film looks suspect obv.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 25 May 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

Jack Black is funny sometimes, but really he should be a supporting cast member for life.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 25 May 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, hence stabbing self, not hitting with hammers. see, ned: mildly brutal, it's okay.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 25 May 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

Noted. I will not sick Momus on you for violating social codes of which you are not aware.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 May 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

i saw jack black on conan several months ago and he was funny, but i think he knows what kind of funny he is. so then he comes off as funny for a bit and then grating, slightly arrogant, boring. plus he was sitting with his legs crossed on the couch. i don't know. later that week will arnett was on and was not only a thousand times funnier than jblack but also funnier than anything i've seen in ages.

xpost THANK YOU!!

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 25 May 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

What's wrong with School of Rock?

remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 25 May 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

it sucked.

it never came across (to me anyway) as a meanspirited portrayal of mexican americans.

me neither. people are way too jumpy about racism.

GOD PUNCH TO WHAT IF THEY WERE CHINESE, WHAT THEN? (yournullfame), Thursday, 25 May 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Speedy.jpg/200px-Speedy.jpg

sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Thursday, 25 May 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5589/rooney1fg.jpg

sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Thursday, 25 May 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

people are way too jumpy about racism.

Wouldnt go that far. I just generally think people misinterpret ND as being condescending to its characters but I don't find that to be the case.

Really I have 0 interest in seeing that film again at this point though.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 25 May 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

they shoulda just made a Heat Vision and Jack movie.

If only Vincent Schiavelli was alive though :(

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

jack black is great! most of the time! school of rock is awesome!

i can't think of anything else i like him in but i find him pretty likeable.

heat vision & jack was kinda funny but i can't really imagine wanting to see any more of that.

i'm not looking forward to this though.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

"Napoleon Dynamite" made me laugh like a fiend.

Dan (Awesome) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno who Jack Black thinks he is. Charlton Heston????????

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

heh heh

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

hmm yknow now that you mention it Jack Black does look a little like fat Orson.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

What about LaFawnduh and Kip Dynamite? That whole plot arc bothered me.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Er, why?

Dan (Odd) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

i thought it was sweet. though i worried that lafawduh could be a man

jergins (jergins), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Er, why?

Mostly I just hate all manifestations of the "white guy adopts black slang poorly" storyline in any movie, and Kip Dynamite's version really bothered me. Perhaps even more than Robin Williams's and arguably moreso than David Cross's ("Rickey Henderson bit"), both of which are like nails on a chalkboard to me. But beyond that, I felt like the movie exploited Lafawnduh's otherness (i.e. not a white Mormon/Christian) as a sight gag, especially as far as how the Kip/Lafawnduh scenes were paced and shot, and that bothered me as well.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 May 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

But what do I know, I'm just another white liberal ILXor who's hypersensitive about race.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 May 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/BenKingsley.jpg

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Krishna Bhanji?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

We should all make sure and be especially annoyed when black people who aren't from the caribbean adopt comedy accents as if they are.

Wait.

OK will somebody let me know if that guy in the Red Stripe commercials is for real or not? I'll be in the eternal conundrum.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: I don't call racism on this board EVER, but i thought Napoleon Dynamite's handling of that relationship was pretty fuckin' sketchy.

OTOH, "HOORAY BEER" is fucking awesome. I've started drinking red stripe because of those ads.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Is Wyclef Jean from Jamaica because he doesn't have a Jamaican accent at all except when he sings.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

ND, more than any other movie in a while, made me wonder what the heck the """"""""intent"""""""" (is that enough scare quotes to negate irony?) of the movie was, especially towards its characters. I felt like the movie was condescending to something - the characters, setting - SOMETHING. OTOH, the weird older brother ends up pretty sympathetic, as do most of the rest of the characters.

What really bugged me about it was this - were we supposed to think of ND as some sort of nerdy outcast, or was he just a hipster trapped in near-rural suburbia? I mean, his outfit was so over-the-top (frickin' MOONBOOTS?) that he would look perfectly not out-of-place standing in line at Taqueria Cancun. Plus, he's a Mormon, which just ups my confusion level (which, of course, could be """"""""the point"""""""").

Nacho Libre looks goofy, but who knows...

schwantz (schwantz), Thursday, 25 May 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

its a good rule of thumb to always be suspicious of Mormons' motives.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 May 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

he would look perfectly not out-of-place standing in line at Taqueria Cancun

OTM!

But then again, that place owns me.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 May 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Hence the weird "non-swearing" of ND ("Gosh!").
(x-post)

schwantz (schwantz), Thursday, 25 May 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

(maybe this should all be moved over to the ND thread, but the Mormon church's track record with non-white races is pretty uh, bad, to say the least - and maybe that's where some of this borderline racist stereotyping/condescension comes from)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 May 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Wikipedia sez...

The curse and mark of Cain in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

After the death of Joseph Smith, Jr., The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was the largest of several organizations claiming succession from Smith's church. Brigham Young, the church's president, clearly believed that people of African ancestry were under the curse of Cain. In 1852, he reportedly stated:

"[A]ny man having one drop of the seed of [Cain] ... in him cannot hold the priesthood and if no other Prophet ever spake it before I will say it now in the name of Jesus Christ..." (Diary of Wilford Woodruff, January 16, 1852).

Throughout his ministry, Young maintained his view that black skin was part of the curse of Cain, and that black people were still under that curse. On February 5, 1852, Young stated:

"What is that mark? you will see it on the countenance of every African you ever did see upon the face of the earth, or ever will see.... I tell you, this people that are commonly called negroes are the children of old Cain." (Brigham Young Addresses, Ms d 1234, Box 48, folder 3, located in LDS Church Historical Dept.) On October 9, 1859, he stated:

"Cain slew his brother. Cain might have been killed, and that would have put a termination to that line of human beings. This was not to be, and the Lord put a mark upon him, which is the flat nose and black skin. Trace mankind down to after the flood, and then another curse is pronounced upon the same race—that they should be the 'servant of servants;' and they will be, until that curse is removed; and the Abolitionists cannot help it, nor in the least alter that decree." (Journal of Discourses, Vol. 7, p. 290-91.)

Similar doctrine was continued by Young's successors as President of the Church, such as John Taylor, who adopted the theory of W. W. Phelps that Cain's descendants survived the flood via the wife of Ham. In 1881, Taylor stated:

"And after the flood we are told that the curse that had been pronounced upon Cain was continued through Ham’s wife, as he had married of that seed. And why did it pass through the flood? Because it was necessary that the devil should have a representation upon the earth as well as God." (Journal of Discourses 22:304)

Throughout the years, various church leaders and theologians spoke on the curse of Cain doctrine. Some of these writings and sermons are included at Curse of Cain/LDS historical statements. Some of the ideas propounded in these sermons and writings included the following:

1. That Cain would not be allowed to enter God's presence, nor would he enjoy the companionship of any member of the Godhead
2. That Cain would be called Perdition and not be resurrected to a degree of glory; He would lose any chance of exaltation
3. That Cain would not taste of death (become a translated being)
4. That the earth would not "yield unto Cain her strength," (or in other words, he would be agriculturally cursed)
5. That a mark would be placed upon Cain so that others would not try to kill him
6. That this mark was "Black skin and a flat nose".
7. That Cain would have to live as "a vagabond" on the earth until the return of Christ as a translated being
8. That Cain would rule over Satan after the final judgement
9. That any mixing of Blacks with any others, would pass the curse upon any of their descendants.
10. The denial of the priesthood and temple ordinances to Cain and his descendants, those being of Black African descent (except in rare occasions), until after Abel's descendants had a chance to receive the gospel and hold the priesthood. No blessing would be denied these people after the resurrection, but it would be denied in this life.

In 1978, after decades of criticism inside and outside the church, the church announced a revelation officially renouncing its policy of excluding blacks from the priesthood. Although the church never has officially stated that the racial curse of Cain doctrine was false, many top church leaders and influential LDS theologians have essentially conceded that the doctrine was not divine truth. For example, Apostle Bruce R. McConkie stated:

"Forget everything that I have said, or what President Brigham Young or President George Q. Cannon or whomsoever has said in days past that is contrary to the present revelation. We spoke with a limited understanding and without the light and knowledge that now has come into the world." ("All Are Alike Unto God", pp. 1-2).

When asked, church spokespeople generally repudiate the curse of Cain doctrine. However, despite urging from a number of black Mormons, there has not yet been an official and explicit church repudiation of the doctrine, or an admission that it was a mistake. In 1998, there was a report in the Los Angeles Times that the church leadership was considering an official repudiation of the curse of Cain and curse of Ham doctrines, to mark the 20th anniversary of the 1978 revelation. (Larry B. Stammer, "Mormons May Disavow Old View on Blacks", L.A. Times, May 18, 1998, p. A1). This, however, was quickly denied by the LDS spokesman Don LeFevre. (ABC News report, May 18, 1998). The Times later suggested that the publicity generated by its article may have caused the church to put an official disavowal on hold. (Stammer, "Mormon Plan to Disavow Racist Teachings Jeopardized by Publicity", L.A. Times, May 24, 1998).

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 May 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

LAFAWNDUH TOTALLY SAVED KIP AND NAPOLEON FROM NEVER SCORING

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 25 May 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Wyclef is from Haiti, Brooklyn and Northern New Jersey

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 25 May 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

the movie exploited Lafawnduh's otherness (i.e. not a white Mormon/Christian) as a sight gag

so OTM - (and a lazy sight gag in addition to being an offensive one).

Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 25 May 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

I can see both sides of the Lafawnduh thing, it did seem a little awkward the way the scenes with her and kip were scripted but as far as stereotypes go it seemed like it was more about the culture, er, 'clash' than it was about mocking black culture. I donno it seemed funny and relatively inoffensive to me but if someone has a problem with it i dont think i need to leap to its defense or anything.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 25 May 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

KIP AND NAPOLEON WERE TOTALLY SLOW AND DUMB WHITE PEOPLE

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

mocking black culture

The name given to her character by the white writers of the movie was lafawnduh.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

LAFAWNDUH TOTALLY SAVED KIP AND NAPOLEON FROM NEVER SCORING

Yes, her character has expertise in sex and dancing.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

I donno it seemed funny and relatively inoffensive to me but if someone has a problem with it i dont think i need to leap to its defense or anything.

Yeah I don't think it was the worst, most racist thing of all time, it just made me uncomfortable is all.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

get one stick out of penis

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

I thought ND was very funny in places but felt strangely disjointed and lacked any narrative drive whatsoever. I didn't find it in the least bit offensive - in fact it was pretty sweet natured.

chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

i thought the portrayal of tater tot enthusiasts was unfair

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

"white guy adopts black slang poorly" storyline in any movie

This needs to be a retired comedy bit that can never be used ever again. By anybody. Anywhere.

Not because it's usually offensive but because it is OLD. It's funny that David Cross is mentioned here for doing it because I believe it's on the album of his where all the track titles are references to stale comedic ideas.

Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 26 May 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

DOOD BLACK PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF WHITE PEOPLE ON TEE VEE WAY MORE. I SAW OPRAH DO IT THE OTHER NIGHT. IM SAYING THIS AS AN OUTSIDER LOOKING IN FOR I AM MEXICAN AND JEWISH.

chaki (chaki), Friday, 26 May 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

oh no

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 5 June 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry, the part in the trailer where he proclaims his robes as stinky is freaking hilarious.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

Somehow, Peter Stormare is in this. And Beck did the score or something?

I just can't believe the screenplay is by the same guy who did CHUCK AND BUCK.

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

Mike White?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

(another creepy mormon, btw. but he did good work on Freaks n Geeks.)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

why is he creepy?

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Mike White, correct. Also wrote: School of Rock, The Good Girl.

x-post have you seen Chuck & Buck?

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i like chuck & buck!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

I find the intersection of mormons, pop culture, and politics creepy in general. Mormons are only slightly below Scientologists in the "totally fucked ideology" sweepstakes, in my opinion.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Me too. Mike White looks like my friend (and former AMG reviewer) Mike DaR0nc0. Didn't know he was Mormon.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

I have seen all of Mike White's work. Chuck n Buck IS creepy. And the moralizing undertones of the Good Girl really bothered me - the entire message of the film boils down to: accept yr economically and emotionally depressed fate and pop out babies and that's yr only hope for happiness.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hbo.com/events/biglove/img/bg.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

(btw I thought Chuck n Buck was actually pretty good - absolutely atrocious sdtrk aside - but it definitely made me uncomfortable. not a bad thing in and of itself)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

hey! i didn't know harry dean stanton was on that!

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

shakey your inability to imagine that there might be a mormon or a scientologist out there who isn't completely ego-locked into their "totally fucked ideology" as you describe it is why you're a hypocrite and almost impossible to converse with. You could just as well be saying that Jimmy Carter is a fucking creepshow what with his teaching sunday school at a baptist church.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

"I find the intersection of jews, pop culture, and politics creepy in general. Jews are only slightly below Communists in the 'totally fucked ideology' sweepstakes, in my opinion."

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

I grew up Catholic in a town with a goodly amount of Mormons. Most of them were really cool people, and some of them were good friends. The fact that their main church is totally effed up on race and gender views is pretty bad, but can we just agree that that's also true of most religions?

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

haha tombot beat me to the jew-substitution

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

absolutely Haikunym. I had a similar childhood experience.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

ROFFLZ - any Jew that tells me they have a Jewish ideology can fuck right off.

Any Mormon whose work reflects questionable tenets of the Mormon church can fuck right off too, which is all I'm sayin.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

Quick: what are the tenets of the Mormon church?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

WHO CANT FUCK OFF

gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Okay I really missed the part in Good Girl where accepting her station in life made Aniston's character happy.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

propel millions of babies out of your wife and off to mission school in provo, then a year each in south america and back for brigham young?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway dickwipe do you want to answer my question re Jimmy Carter teaching Sunday School at a Baptist church in Georgia or more ha-has to deflect from what a fucked-up bigot you actually come across as?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

I know which one I'd choose.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh tompaws - I'm not answering yr question cuz I don't see the point, and in case you haven't noticed by now I don't care what you (or yr wife) thinks of me.

(tho Ally's question is more fair - the Mormon tenets I'm thinkin of are the emphasis on "clean living" and the institutionalized patronizing attitude towards non-white people a la the Curse of Cain noted above and the whole "Indians are our lost brothers! We must convert them!" hoohah, among others)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Jessie - I don't think Aniston's character is actually happy at the end, I think the movie serves to beat her down such that she learns the "lesson" not to expect (or even openly desire) anything better.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Tom, have you read http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif this?!?!

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

I really didn't see that at all--I saw a real depiction of a small-town woman put in a position a lot of small-town women are in. If anything, she was admonished for looking for someone to carry her off on a white horse rather than doing anything for herself.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Twice in a week I have to reference this shit now?
http://ddickerson.igc.org/protocols_english.gif

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Please explain the difference you see between the Mormonism you describe and quite a number of other Christian religions. Besides that Mormonism has been labelled a cult explicitly, I guess.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Not that I'm trying to be Cap'n Save-A-Mormon here but I've lived in Mormonville. The amount of bizarro speculation about their behaviors and how weird they are bothers me a little, it isn't anything more than blanket bigotry.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

And saying there is no single Jewish ideology while claiming there is a single Mormon ideology is ignorant, at absolute best.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

i won't have low and steve young besmirched

gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

But dude, the underwear.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

well there's lots of differences large and small, not all of which are relevant to this conversation, I'm not sure what your asking for...? I think the Mormon religion being a relatively recent development has resulted in their ideology developing within a vastly different context from other Christian sects (like, say Catholicism) - their basic text is less than 200 years old, for example, and was developed during the US's wrestling with slavery and with the expansion into the west, both of which definitely informed their thinking. The Catholics basic texts, on the other hand, go back thousands of years. Mormons forbid all alcohol, caffeine, etc. to a degree that is rather extreme in comparison with other sects. They're attitudes toward sex are also pretty different from others'.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

well there's lots of differences large and small, not all of which are relevant to this conversation, I'm not sure what your asking for...? I think the Mormon religion being a relatively recent development has resulted in their ideology developing within a vastly different context from other Christian sects (like, say Catholicism) - their basic text is less than 200 years old, for example, and was developed during the US's wrestling with slavery and with the expansion into the west, both of which definitely informed their thinking. The Catholics basic texts, on the other hand, go back thousands of years. Mormons forbid all alcohol, caffeine, etc. to a degree that is rather extreme in comparison with other sects. Their attitudes toward sex are also pretty different from others'.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

OK you got me on that one, Tracer.

xpost there are several other Christian groups and sects that forbid alcohol, caffeine...EVEN ELECTRICITY WTF.

I'm not denying there is a difference between Mormonism and other sects--I mean if there wasn't then there'd be no need for Mormonism to exist--I'm merely saying that the rhetoric on this thread against them is kind of appalling.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

"And saying there is no single Jewish ideology while claiming there is a single Mormon ideology is ignorant, at absolute best."

haha - whose being ignorant here? There is a single Mormon church, with a power structure and a hierarchy that handles all church "business". There is no central Jewish institution.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Being nitpicky: Mike White is NOT a mormon. He is the son of Mel White, a former speechwriter for ultra right-wingers (and not fans of Mormons) like Jerry Falwell. Mike works as a gay rights activist.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

If there is a single Mormon ideology, why do people believe Mormons are bigamists when that is actually condemned by the LDS "masters"?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

crazy! very interesting - thx. I must be misreading him then.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Why is it better if it's old??? I'd trust a religion that formed yesterday a hell of a lot more than one formed when Iraq was a tropical paradise.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

"The Protocols of the Elders of Hoxton"

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know where I picked up that he was Mormon, I heard that years ago. oh well. Delete all my posts about mike white!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

(I didn't say that it was better Tracey, just different)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Wait - so we're no longer to read Nacho Libre as insidious Mormon propaganda?! I'm confused.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite was so bad but on top of being bad this also looks appallingly racist. Or at the very least rather crassly condescending and patronizing.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 24th, 2006 7:40 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier)

its a good rule of thumb to always be suspicious of Mormons' motives.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 25th, 2006 6:08 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier)

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

well the other writers and director are Mormon.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Well I dunno about you but I am going to read Nacho Libre as a dramatic reinterpretation of the life of Joseph Smith.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

i think you missed the point of my creative juxtaposition there shakey

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

(ps Mormons are not a race)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

x-post-arama

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

(ps Mormons are not a race)

No matter how hard some of them try.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

One of the best moments of my life remains the time I, along with the rest of my family had just been given a tour of Temple Square in Salt Lake City, and we'd been given the full audiovisual jazz about the golden tablets and how an angel had helped J. Smith translate them into American English from the original Aramaic, and I put up my dickish little hand and said "So where are the tablets now?" And our tour guide said in a kind of conspiratorial way, "No one knows..."

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

If I was the tour guide, I woulda said, "Up your ass."

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't the Jack Black character in this some kind of lapsed priest? Perhaps the movie is a strategy for the Mormon church to draw disaffected Mexican Catholics into its ranks. (Apparently Mexico has the second-highest Mormon population in the world, after the US.)

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Napoleon Dynamite isn't racist. I'll wait until I see Nacho Libre before I judge. It's one thing to criticize the tenents of a religion, it's another thing to refer to an ethnic group as creepy (i.e. another creepy Catholic dude).

My 2 cents.

Also, I am going to use this graphic http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif anytime I want to demonize some group, because it is too frickin' awesome to leave it to the crazies.

If I was the tour guide, I woulda said, "Up your ass."

Now you are acting a bit like "Cap'n-save-a-Mormon" (just a little).

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Mormons are not an ethnic group.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

*Claps*

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

(altho like I said, I retract all my statements about Mike White, as I was incorrect about his religious affiliation)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

So, wait, now that Mike White isn't a Mormon, The Good Girl is no longer creepy to you?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/8175/huh5rp.gif

gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I'm going home, to bone my four wives. I'm just kidding, I don't really have a home.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Now you are acting a bit like "Cap'n-save-a-Mormon" (just a little).

Oh! No, the thing is, I have a habit of answering ALL questions regarding whereabouts of an object with that. I've learned to control myself but it's like some weird OCD version of Tourette's.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Chuck n Buck was the creepy one Ally! Good Girl was just kinda depressing.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

That doesn't answer my question. I mean it reflects the tenents of the Mormon Church, right?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

jews are not a race either, unless you can convince me that yaphet kotto is the same race as me

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

"That doesn't answer my question. I mean it reflects the tenents of the Mormon Church, right?"

well no, now I'm not sure what the Good Girl reflects or where its weird moralizing tone comes from.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

I never said anything about the Jews being a race.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'll just pass on the dabate about what qualifies as ethnicity and rephrase my statement:

It's one thing to criticize the tenents of a religion, it's another thing to refer to a group of people classed according to common racial, national, tribal, religious, linguistic, or cultural origin or background as creepy (i.e. another creepy Catholic dude).

"Up your ass" is the perfect response to "Where is it"! Read you wrong. Sorry!

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

"Jews in Space" (protecting the Hebrew race)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

You are totally OTM "it's another thing to refer to a group of people classed according to common racial, national, tribal, religious, linguistic, or cultural origin or background as creepy (i.e. another creepy Catholic dude)."

"Where's the cat?" "Up your butt!" etc

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

guys didn't you hear him he never said anything about the Jews being classes according to common racial national tribal religious linguistic or cultural origin

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

look, mexican accents

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

No, the thing is, I have a habit of answering ALL questions regarding whereabouts of an object with that. I've learned to control myself but it's like some weird OCD version of Tourette's.

That's just OCD, dude. NOW who's being racist.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

If you had Tourette's you'd answer questions regarding whereabouts of an object with "object object ject kekt krr krr krr."

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

ps I am impressed you guys managed to take a discussion of a Jack Black movie and make it about Jews.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

(It's like the internet in a nutshell!)

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1452-1149524038.jpg

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Eppy srsly not to be so obtuse about things with that picture, let me 'splain: get one (1) reading comprehension. Jews and Mormons are not even the same thing.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

What? You were talking about a Jack Black movie and now you're talking about Jews. What did I miss?

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

*sigh*

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not saying it's not a legitimate connection but Mexican wrestling comedy -> Jews is funny in the abstract.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Not everything someone says on a message board is meant as an insult!

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.coolgrrrls.com/1/aa/a/mormons.jpg

but we aren't talking about Jews, we're talking about how Shakey Mo Collier is a bigot!!!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

it's cool, sorry for getting all up in yr grill touching yr mummies thinking you were being insulting!!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/14/owen_wilson_narrowweb__200x278.jpg

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, to take it full circle, my Jewish girlfriend is actually kind of excited about seeing "Nacho Libre." Which is weird since I don't think she likes Jack Black.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Q: What? You were talking about a Jack Black movie and now you're talking about Jews. What did I miss?
-- Eppy (epp...), June 6th, 2006 4:46 PM. (Eppy) (link)

A: Please explain why an over-rated fat white guy playing a Mexican and playing up Mexican cultural stereotypes is supposed to be funny.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 24th, 2006 6:36 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

It's not a mind-bender, dude.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Please explain why an over-rated fat white guy playing a Mexican and playing up Mexican cultural stereotypes is supposed to be funny.

http://www.unl.edu/scarlet/v9n3/film.jpg

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

There is the theory of the Moebius...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://web.odu.edu/webroot/orgs/sci/colsciences.nsf/files/mess.jpg/$FILE/mess.jpg

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

There is the theory of the Moebius...

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/PepeAmsterdam/morbius.jpg

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

you can stop being a Mormon, or a Jew, or a Muslim, or a Scientologist, or whatever simply by not practicing the religion anymore. By contrast, you can't change your skin color or your genes. That's the only significant difference I can think of - and its a difference involving a conscious decision.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

It's not a mind-bender, dude.

It's the same kind of cultural appropriation Jewish comedians have been engaging in for fifty years, what?

Let's all go to Jack Black's house and check for foreskin!

xpost Once you're a Jew, you're a Jew for life.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

go back to fucking college, Shakey.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Once you're a Jew
You're a Jew all the way
From your first bar mitzvah
To your last call of "Oy vey!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, thanks Ned.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

It's really a thread that started out about Mexican stereotypes and moved to Mormons who make creepy/racist films to comparing generalizations about the Mormons to generalizations about Jews.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

and what a smashing success its been

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

HA!

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

tom and ally are you guys getting all crazy upset only on film threads for a laugh or are you guys serious?

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

I think its a mating ritual.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

chaki do you read anyone else's posts or do you just do searches on me recently? It's flattering yr on the Forbidden Planet program too but seriously if you don't have anything to actually add to everyone's discussion...?

I still think Charlton Heston is the appropriate answer for every quandry raised on this thread. If only he'd played a Mormon.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

huh? dood, you've been ranting against munich, calling people morans that dont like xmen and getting save a cult on nacho libre. im honestly asking because it seems like a put on (ie why do you care so much?) i hope you're not serious about me doing searches on you. thats just plain crazy.

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

shakey's stance on scientology and mormanism, while being reactionary, is perfectly justified as far as im concerned. ive lost friends to scientology and have had my best friend's mom leave his family to marry into the mormon church. being passionate about groups that treat people like shit isnt so much hypocritical as much as it is admirable (capt save a shakey)

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT FOR PPL TO TELL TOM AND I APART? chaki feel free to find the post where I was "ranting against Munich." I called you a moron on the X3 thread because you were pretty much, I figured jokingly, making the exact same kind of goofy ass post over and over again like a broken record. Sorry 4 assuming that was kiddings. And I'm hardly the only person questioning Shakey's stance on Mormonism on this thread (nor was I the first). Hence my question, "Do you read other ppls posts anymore?"


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Print "Keep within Compass and You Shall Be Sure to Avoid Many Troubles which Others Endure," CWF acc. no. 1958-629,2 42d Let thy ceremonies in Courtesie be proper to the Dignity of his place with whom thou conversest for it is absurd to act the same with a Clown and a Prince.

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69th If two contend together take not the part of either unconstrained; and be not obstinate in your own Opinion, in Things indiferent be of the Major Side.

70th Reprehend not the imperfections of others for that belongs to Parents Masters and Superiours.

Painting detail, "Highlife Below Stairs," 1763, byJohn Collet, CWF acc. no. G1991-175 71st Gaze not on the marks or blemishes of Others and ask not how they came. What you may Speak in Secret to your Friend deliver not before others.

72d Speak not in an unknown Tongue in Company but in your own Language and that as those of Quality do and not as the Vulgar; Sublime matters treat Seriously.

73d Think before you Speak pronounce not imperfectly nor bring out your Words too hastily but orderly & distinctly.

74th When Another Speaks be attentive your Self and disturb not the Audience if any hesitate in his Words help him not nor Prompt him without desired, Interrupt him not, nor Answer him till his Speech be ended.

75th In the midst of Discourse ask not of what one treateth but if you Perceive any Stop because of your coming you may well intreat him gently to Proceed: If a Person of Quality comes in while your Conversing it's handsome to Repeat what was said before.

76th While you are talking, Point not with your Finger at him of Whom you Discourse nor Approach too near him to whom you talk especially to his face.

77th Treat with men at fit Times about Business & Whisper not in the Company of Others.

78th Make no Comparisons and if any of the Company be Commended for any brave act of Vertue, commend not another for the Same.

79th Be not apt to relate News if you know not the truth thereof. In Discoursing of things you Have heard Name not your Author always A Secret Discover not.

80th Be not Tedious in Discourse or in reading unless you find the Company pleased therewith.

81st Be not Curious to Know the Affairs of Others neither approach those that Speak in Private.

82d undertake not what you cannot perform but be carefull to keep your promise.

83d when you deliver a matter do it without passion & with discretion, however mean the person be you do it too.

84th When your Superiours talk to any Body hearken not neither Speak nor Laugh.

85th In Company of these of Higher Quality than yourself Speak not til you are ask'd a Question then Stand upright put of your Hat & Answer in few words.

86th In Disputes, be not So Desireous to Overcome as not to give Liberty to each one to deliver his Opinion and Submit to the Judgment of the Major Part especially if they are Judges of the Dispute.

Portrait of Thomas Bolling, c.1773, possibly by Matthew Pratt, CWF acc. no. G1995-99 87th Let thy carriage be such as becomes a Man Grave Settled and attentive to that which is spoken. Contradict not at every turn what others Say.

88th Be not tedious in Discourse, make not many Digressigns, nor repeat often the Same manner of Discourse.

89th Speak not Evil of the absent for it is unjust.

90th Being Set at meat Scratch not neither Spit Cough or blow your Nose except there's a Necessity for it.

91st Make no Shew of taking great Delight in your Victuals, Feed not with Greediness; cut your Bread with a Knife, lean not on the Table neither find fault with what you Eat.

92d Take no Salt or cut Bread with your Knife Greasy.

93d Entertaining any one at table it is decent to present him wt. meat, Undertake not to help others undesired by the Master.

94th If you Soak bread in the Sauce let it be no more than what you put in your Mouth at a time and blow not your broth at Table but Stay till Cools of it Self.

95th Put not your meat to your Mouth with your Knife in your hand neither Spit forth the Stones of any fruit Pye upon a Dish nor Cast anything under the table.

96th It's unbecoming to Stoop much to ones Meat Keep your Fingers clean & when foul wipe them on a Corner of your Table Napkin.

97th Put not another bit into your Mouth til the former be Swallowed let not your Morsels be too big for the Gowls.

Print, "The Dinner," CWF acc. no. 1954-698 98th Drink not nor talk with your mouth full neither Gaze about you while you are a Drinking.

99th Drink not too leisurely nor yet too hastily. Before and after Drinking wipe your Lips breath not then or Ever with too Great a Noise, for its uncivil.

100th Cleanse not your teeth with the Table Cloth Napkin Fork or Knife but if Others do it let it be done wt. a Pick Tooth.

101st Rince not your Mouth in the Presence of Others.

102d It is out of use to call upon the Company often to Eat nor need you Drink to others every Time you Drink.

103d In Company of your Betters be not longer in eating than they are lay not your Arm but only your hand upon the table.

104th It belongs to the Chiefest in Company to unfold his Napkin and fall to Meat first, But he ought then to Begin in time & to Dispatch with Dexterity that the Slowest may have time allowed him.

105th Be not Angry at Table whatever happens & if you have reason to be so, Shew it not but on a Chearfull Countenance especially if there be Strangers for Good Humour makes one Dish of Meat a Feast.

106th Set not yourself at the upper of the Table but if it Be your Due or that the Master of the house will have it So, Contend not, least you Should Trouble the Company.

107th If others talk at Table be attentive but talk not with Meat in your Mouth.

108th When you Speak of God or his Atributes, let it be Seriously & wt. Reverence. Honour & Obey your Natural Parents altho they be Poor.

109th Let your Recreations be Manfull not Sinfull.

110th Labour to keep alive in your Breast that Little Spark of Celestial fire Called Conscience.

Finis

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

109th Let your Recreations be Manfull not Sinfull.

Well, I'm out.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

b-b-but chewing my fingernails is how I keep them clean! sheesh.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

(btw I'll happily admit my stance on this thread re: Mormons is totally reactionary. As with Scientologists, the interactions I've had with them in my adult life have prejudiced me negatively in the extreme - in case anyone had any doubts...)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah I already boned my wives. I know I know. They're bored with me, that's why I have to keep getting new ones.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry if anyone has had bad experience with Mormonism but I just don't think it's particularly pleasant to blanket dismiss an entire group of people, or make judgement calls on an individual based on the religion a person grew up with. What Fluffy Bear said upthread is totally OTM and I'm still intrigued by why any filmmaker or writer's work would become more or less sinister based entirely on perceived religious beliefs...

http://www.workingnet.com/thunderbear/images/heston.jpg

HAS HE EVER PLAYED A MORMONITE THO?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

When the hell does Nacho Libre even come out?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

chaki feel free to find the post where I was "ranting against Munich."

Daniel Craig is absolutely terrible in this movie, btw, why is he in it? Wasn't there anyone else? Like actual Israelis maybe? Or hell, Ian McKellen or Owen Wilson, I don't care. Made me very much not look forward to the Bond film, though I never really do.

And everyone who claims the score to this is "subtle" is either a deaf person OR has such, such low expectations from John Williams at this point that anything seems subtle (the music in the sex scene finale, which hasn't been mentioned up to this point as far as I can tell, is absolutely the worst thing about it).


The reason I thought the film was middling was because I didn't feel it was as successful as several other thematically similar films I've seen on expressing the human consequence of violence escalation and revenge in a public setting. If I was judging the film as a geopolitical thriller, I'd give it higher marks actually!


ok we get it! you thought it was OKAY!

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Damn chaki can't you stop doing searches on Ally for like one second? Man!!

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry I was replying to other people on the thread who were talking to me?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

If you want me to actually be serious for a minute, I think you're being a tremendous douchebag and you deserved to be called a cunt on that thread. It's difficult enough for me to get into intellectual discussions comparing films together on film threads between Tom and Morbius, and if you're going to get in on the "destroy serious film threads" act you can go fuck yourself too.

End of serious.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

" I'm still intrigued by why any filmmaker or writer's work would become more or less sinister based entirely on perceived religious beliefs..."

to clarify, I don't think the Good Girl is more or less sinister depending on Mike White's religion, just that I had guessed (wrongly) that its moral POV was informed by Mormonism. What I saw as The Good Girl's underlying reactionary conservatism is still there, I just don't know where it comes from (or if I'm misinterpreting it altogether - which is entirely possible, I've only seen it once. It just seemed to relish punishing Jennifer Aniston a bit much, much in the way Lars Von Trier seems to revel in punishing his female protagonists). Filmmakers invest films with their own prejudices and ideologies all the time - trying to figure out where those prejudices and ideologies stem seems completely legitimate to me.

And I already apologized and retracted my statement calling Mike White "another creepy Mormon" - I don't know how many more times I need to say that.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

I actually wasn't being serious.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

and I really don't get why Ally and Tom (well and I guess Morbius too to some extent) are so fond of namecalling. Honestly it seems like everyone's a douchebag or a cunt or dickwipe at some point - what are you people, 12 years old?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

You just called them 12-year-olds.

Tracey (Pot, Kettle) Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

C'mon people, keep Chicago off the top of New Answers!

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

(bit of a joke there - Ally posted recently that she thought I was a 12 yo girl)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

if you're going to get in on the "destroy serious film threads" act you can go fuck yourself too

yah you're right. i dont know why i destroy so many great film threads. i should be more productive and use them to pick on ilx posters that annoy me like shakey and morb.

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

Just for kicks, I'd like to return to the place where I literally substituted the definition of ethnic for the word ethnic, and suddenly it was OK. Why now? Just to be a smartass.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

well I posted above what I thought the key difference between race and religion is (ie, agency)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

BUT WHAT ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.

there now it is the perfect ILX thread.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, Napolean Dynamite was about backwoods Idaho culture, not Mormon culture. They can be intertwined but how many people in SLC do you see keeping llamas? That's an Idaho thing, a rural backyard with llamas or ostriches or ponies or elk, or whatever other 4H project. It was filmed in Preston, ID, a 4-digit pop. town surrounded by three-digit pop. towns. The guy, I am sure, grew up with people who ate steak for dinner every day and bought 15-year-old clothes at Deseret Insdustries. If he made the movie in 1987 Napolean would have been wearing Brady Bunch clothes because that's how rural Idaho is.

I think the only way his films are informed by Mormon culture is the no sex/no swears bit. He makes goofy-ass comedies about ridiculous people because it's Mormon-safe to joke about, not because Mormons are taught in church about Mexican wrestlers and high school elections and tetherball.

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't read this thread (he declared sanctimoniously), but there are a lot of real luchadores in this movie and supposedly it is very respectful of what i consider to be the world's greatest sport. I am somewhat hopeful about it, at least.

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

Not all of Mormon culture is confined to SLC you know. I can point you toward some people who had very different Idaho experiences than were in ND, and these were also coincidentally the same people who saw it and said "HOLY SHIT THAT'S A MORMON MOVIE!"

Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

Roger Ebert gives it one and a half stars.

Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

i saw a sneak preview last nite. glad i didn't have to pay for it, but it was still goofy-entertaining. i was a little uncomfortable with the potential racism, but 10 minutes in, i realized its just a cartoon. it doesn't mock catholic or mexican culture- those are just backdrops.

i was really impressed by the soundtrack and stuck through the credits to see if i could get any info. i was really suprized to see most of it was beck. it kind of sounded like tropicalia stuff.

but yeah, i have freinds who were offended by ND, and they'll probably be offended by this (its mostly in english and what little spanish there is is not subtitled) but its goofy and fun. But i can generally chuckle at jack black and though ND was funny.

also, i think its obv that Jared Hess takes way more inspiration from Wes Anderson than Mormon culture.

grady (grady), Saturday, 17 June 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

Not all of Mormon culture is confined to SLC you know. I can point you toward some people who had very different Idaho experiences than were in ND, and these were also coincidentally the same people who saw it and said "HOLY SHIT THAT'S A MORMON MOVIE!"

Point taken. Mormons are corny.

Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 17 June 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

you can stop being a Mormon, or a Jew, or a Muslim, or a Scientologist, or whatever simply by not practicing the religion anymore. By contrast, you can't change your skin color or your genes. That's the only significant difference I can think of - and its a difference involving a conscious decision.

my boss was raised mormon but stopped practicing 10 years ago. when people ask him if he's LDS he says yes, because it means as much culturally as religiously.

grady (grady), Saturday, 17 June 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

all religions can be perceived as batshit insane, we can't really nitpick as to which ones are off-limits

gear (gear), Saturday, 17 June 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

I am mad Ebert didn't write that review as the character of Nacho Libre.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Saturday, 17 June 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

i really enjoyed jack black's performance in king kong (pretty much the only thing i liked about that movie).

intensity in tent cities (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

yeah he was easily the best thing about it.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are bizarro

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

but yeah, i have freinds who were offended by ND

What were they offended by?

Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 17 June 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

the bad scriptwriting and horrible direction, of course

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 17 June 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

they were offended so that he might come in here and act sanctimonious. there is this hero complex here where anything or anyone can be labelled racist so that the accuser feels redeemed for their own guilt, it's a race. it's the yancey strickler effect. this post is probably racist but i am sure it will be pointed out soon enough.

keyth (keyth), Saturday, 17 June 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm, I thought Jack Black's performance in King Kong was tied with Adrian Brody's performance for the worst thing about the movie.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 17 June 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is "the yancey strickler effect" supposed to mean

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

what's with all the ilxers coming out of the woodwork recently to act all persecuted about somebody somewhere maybe potentially calling them racist

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

88th Be not tedious in Discourse, make not many Digressigns, nor repeat often the Same manner of Discourse.

Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Saturday, 17 June 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

lol slocko where else has this happend?

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Saturday, 17 June 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

ilx.com

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 17 June 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

DICK

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Saturday, 17 June 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yancey really needs to start a band called The Yancey Strickler Effect.

Matthew Perpetua! (Matthew Perpetua!), Sunday, 18 June 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

I think that this movie will become funnier to me the more times I see it.

The scene with the two older, leather-wielding wrestlers confronting him and Esqueleto on the street had me laughing SO hard.

I didn't really get racist overtones so much as "Look - this situation is utterly absurd. It would be absurd if it were here, in South Boston, or Montreal, but Mexico is the only place where we had WRESTLING with MASKS, so that's where we set it."

As for Jack Black - he's really really good when he's not trying to be really really good. Like stop making up songs and getting all "High Fidelity" on us. You played that role six years ago.

Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 18 June 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

I've only seen trailers for Nacho Libre, and it basically just confirmed suspicions that I had about the Hess guy from watching the Pedro scenes in Napoleon Dynamite - basically that he thinks that Mexican people are hilaaaaaarious in a very condescending sort of way.

Matthew Perpetua! (Matthew Perpetua!), Sunday, 18 June 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha yancey is political correctness gone mad!!

(keyth have you ever read yancey's posts or are you sleep-posting again??)

Napoleon Dynamite is just Revenge of the Nerds except without any of the fun parts

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

no PIs no credibility

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

i read this whole thread last nite and i am convinced that you are all insane and need to be locked up. except for dan perry. no, wait, him too.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

(keyth have you ever read yancey's posts or are you sleep-posting again??)

I sleep post alot.

i cant wait to see this!!! maybe ill go right now! chakireview: coming soon!

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 19 June 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

I give it 6 corndogs! some weird churchy stuff for shakey to trip on even! (nacho's partner is a crook anmd believes in science!) otherwise great summer movie!

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

My parents said Danny Elfman did music in it...are they A) correct, or B) on crack?

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

it was mostly old 60s songs and a little bit of beck score but i didnt see the credits.

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

so i just read that mike white and jack black's production company is called black & white productions. is that racist? hahahaha (i'll bet i can get one person to say it is on here)

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

I just read this weekend that Hess speaks Spanish and shot the movie on location in Mexico using an all-Mexican crew and an all Mexican cast (with the obvious exception of Black).

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh the poor dears, they were being exploited by the ruthless gringo and they didn't even know it (due to being, y'know, uh, how you say, non-american.)

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

apparently danny elfman did the original score and they didn't like it so they got someone else and they weren't so crazy about that so they used bits of each and danny elfman got really mad and had his name taken off the movie.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

what are you on about Haikunym? I was just posting something I learned recently that seemed relevant, regardless of whether or not it validates my original reaction to the film's marketing.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I have so often been assured that I missed the boat on "Napoleon" that I plan to go back and have another look at it; but now here is "Nacho Libre," which has the same incomplete and fitful comic timing I thought I found in the earlier film.

I am going to love this film.

Also, Ebert, dude, nobody, especially a professional writer, should reference Wikipedia as their source for a cultural phenomenon. It's great for what it is, but c'mon, this is Lucha Libre.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

i saw both elfman and beck's names in the credits. i was expecting to see a lot of 60's stuff i had never heard of in the credits too, but was suprised to see it was mostly beck.

but yeah, i have freinds who were offended by ND
What were they offended by?

-- Cunga (visionsofjohann...), June 17th, 2006.

the bad scriptwriting and horrible direction, of course

actually it was the fact that interracial relationships were placed on the same level of funny as tater tots and moon boots.

grady (grady), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i saw both elfman and beck's names in the credits. i was expecting to see a lot of 60's stuff i had never heard of in the credits too, but was suprised to see it was mostly beck.

i know there are 60s songs because i recognized them.

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

?!?!?!?!??!?!

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

whats wrong, yancey strickler effect?

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

the Yancey Strickler effect is that no one can resist his foxy ways, duh

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

YSE?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

YSE exists and it's not pretty. What do we call the "Oh noes, I'm about to be the victim of political correctness" pre-emptive whining effect?

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Shakey Mo I wasn't dissing you

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

actually it was the fact that interracial relationships were placed on the same level of funny as tater tots and moon boots.

-- grady (goforgrad...), June 19th, 2006 2:42 PM. (grady) (later) (link)

I TOTALLY missed this. Am I racially insensitive? ;_;

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

i know there are 60s songs because i recognized them.

do you recall specific artists? because i really liked everything i heard.

grady (grady), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

well the only one i know the actual name if is bat macumba by os mutandes and another one that was on a compilation i had to listen to when i worked at fucking cost plus world market :(

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

the song they play throughout the film is "Hombre Religioso" by Mr. Loco a 60's psych band from Mexico. i guess Beck bought the record for a dollar and brought it into the Hess boys and they loved it. thanks imdb.

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

there's a lot of keythkeyth effect up in this bitch lately, huh

gear (gear), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

IL XOR EFFECT

OMG 10001110^01100011=11101101!

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Monday, 19 June 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

robble robble

FIGHTING SPIRIT
The unexpected virtues of Jack Black

By Armond White

Nacho Libre

Directed by Jared Hess

First, notice the color scheme of Nacho Libre. Its hues are vibrant and intense like luminous bible illustrations. In outdoor scenes, characters stand out against the slightly surreal backgrounds as if figures in religious chromos or Catholic prayer cards. Director Jared Hess instantly communicates his beatific view of ordinary things. Whether focusing on homely or misfit people—the demoralized monks who work at a Mexican orphanage, the pudgy yet hungry foundlings, the impoverished townfolk or the hapless, rotund title character played by Jack Black—Hess’ imagery remains unexpectedly radiant.

In Nacho Libre, Hess confirms the strange humanism of his debut film Napoleon Dynamite. This time he extends benevolence to the parable-like story of Nacho, a Mexican friar confined to scullery work in an orphanage, whose yearning and dissatisfaction make him struggle with his vocation and social esteem. Nacho’s crisis is similar to Napoleon Dynamite’s but the Mexican, Jesuitical setting (the first shot is a close-up of a Bible) adds an uncannily plangent quality to Hess’ quirkiness.

Because Hess bathes these characters in light, he suggests that to see them in all their idiosyncrasy is to believe in their humanity. This spiritual generosity is astounding—especially in a movie that stars the rascally Jack Black from a story idea by screenwriter Mike White, who was responsible for the creepy character studies Chuck and Buck and The Good Girl. It’s Hess’ sensibility (he co-wrote the script with his wife Jerusha) and his benevolent eye that make Nacho Libre so appealing.

Although Black’s specialty of aggressive physical comedy dovetails with Hess’ slapstick humanism, a delicate, humorous approach to strangeness needs to prevail. That’s what audiences responded to in Napoleon Dynamite. It was one of the few genuinely popular (unhyped) films of recent years. Still, it lost the New York Film Critics Circle’s Best First Film prize to the fatuous Maria Full of Grace because critics favored secular cynicism over religious optimism. Maria was full of racist condescension while Napoleon embraced cultural difference. All those VOTE FOR PEDRO T-shirts you see teenagers wearing promote Hess’ democractic spirit—winning the ultimate prize.

Nacho Libre applies that same true liberalism to the world of Lucha Libre, Mexico’s highly theatrical wrestling subculture. Nacho disguises himself as a luchadore, in a handmade satiny costume and mask, to win money for the orphanage which has subsisted on a diet of gruel and corn chips donated by a local restaurant. Hess turns this adventure into the sweetest homily: Despite the corn chips gratuity, Nacho must free himself of limitations imposed by others.

When Nacho teams with a homeless man, Esqueleto (Héctor Jiménez), to win the Lucha Libre competition, he becomes infatuated with a novice nun, Sister Encarnación (Ana de la Reguera), who stirs his ego and tests his faith. This trio flips and reworks Don Quixote, yet the film’s rousing theme song “Hombre Religioso” (“I am, I am/A real religious man”) sets a devotional comic tone. The pastoral landscapes where Nacho and Esqueleto practice their wrestling moves recall Rossellini (The Flowers of St. Francis) and DeSica (Miracle in Milan) while the hostile, sardonic Lucha Libre confrontations evoke Buñuel (Nazarín). Hess’ counterpoint of saintly and worldly experience is not new; it’s just rare in American pop culture. When Sister Encarnación warns that luchadores fight for vanity and power, that they are “false idols,” it comments on Hollywood’s routine hero-worship. Hess and Black find something deeper.

In the hateful School of Rock, Black played a childish egotist but Nacho’s sense of devotion makes a rich, funny characterization, based in genuine complexity: “My mother was a Lutheran missionary from Scandanavia, my father was a deacon from Mexico. They tried to convert each other. They got married instead, and then they died.” No recent movie figure has a richer character précis. Thus, Nacho—an orphan who claims his legacy—acts from principle and obligation, uncommon virtues. In his luchadore’s mask, Black suggests Brando’s full-lipped self-questioning; his eyes beam from determination and inner stress. Hess recognizes these basic traits and provides a benedictory close-up that shows Nacho’s saintly ache for love. This pellucid image affirms: Hess is not just one of the American Eccentrics. He’s one of our best.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

"It was one of the few genuinely popular (unhyped) films of recent years."

Armond White is a fucking moron.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

"the hateful school of rock"

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

No recent movie figure has a richer character précis.

Jeezus.

And to think, over in that ILG thread, we were wondering how long it would take them to come up with gamecrit, or a New Games Language, if you will. I wonder if it will be similarly entertaining.

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Black suggests Brando’s full-lipped self-questioning

gear (gear), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

"Maria was full of racist condescension while Napoleon embraced cultural difference."

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

I was disappointed. Aside from a couple of genuinely funny moments (corn in the eye, classic) and a pretty good soundtrack there isn't much going on here. Black (who I usually quite like-esp. in the Hateful School of Rock) gets far too little to work with here and what little he does get is beaten like a dead horse until by the end it ceases even to make you grin let alone laugh. Far too many jokes rely cheaply and cripplingly on the rather mean ideas that 1) Mexicans talk real funny or 2) fat people are gross or 3) that Catholics have weird customs, but unlike Napoleon Dynamite where the cheap jokes were only a small part of the framework, here they really are basically the whole movie. In similar fashion, I was kind of disappointed to see that the preview of the Legend of Ricky Bobby seemed similarly one note and just about as offensive in its look at how dumb white trash people who watch NASCAR and live in Alabama are. All this stuff seems to veering sickeningly close to Amos & Andy to me (which someone is probably trying to revive for the big screen as we speak.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Hess and White's use of midget luchadors recalls nothing short of Fellini, with an Jodorowoskian application of having them chase Black around a wrestling ring.

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

which someone is probably trying to revive for the big screen as we speak

too late:

http://www.itvmovieclub.com/itv/images/products/9/42659-large.jpg

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Dabney Coleman plays Ampersand doesn't he?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

naw. he plays Cage & Jackson's boorish boss, who they kidnap and tie up in his own home, while they run amuck turning the office into a worker's paradise.

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

This sounds like a remake of 9 to 5?!?!?!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

that's what nicholas cage said! he got so pissed off about their descecration of a classic that he swore to one day have his revenge, by making a movie about the Spirit of Vengeance!


*in this case, the Spirit of Vengeance incarnated as a flaming black leather totenkopf on a flaming motorcycle. No one know if Cage was ever successful at his quest.

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

I've reevaluated this. Ok this is the best movie ever made. Seriously. Even better than Zoolander. GET THAT CORN OUT OF MY FACE.

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Okay chaki you can never criticize my taste again.

Abbott, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

SUMMON YOUR EAGLE POWERS, ABBOT.

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

GET THAT CORN OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!

still loving this movie SO MUCH.

chaki, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

DVD is at home waiting to be watched.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

It really does get better upon repeated viewings. Its kind of amazing!

chaki, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

I hate all the orphans in all of the world.

chaki, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

Why is there a bus in Chicago still covered with giant Nacho Libre ads?

joygoat, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

That's some kind of ghost bus. Don't get on it unless you are prepared for some Jacob's Ladder stuff.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

Unless it's advertising the DVD.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

the dvd came out like 20 years ago

chaki, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

They're advertising the 20th Anniversary Sgt. Pepper's Deluxe Edition?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Naw, ghost bus is a more likely scenario.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

the girl in the movie is hawt

carne asada, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

I like Choncho.

chaki, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

All those VOTE FOR PEDRO T-shirts you see teenagers wearing promote Hess’ democractic spirit—winning the ultimate prize.

and what, Friday, 11 January 2008 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

not sure about NL, but the way ND treats non-white ppl bothers me in the same way that i get bothered when some suburban church lady tries to talk in "ebonics". it seems painfully obvious that the writers learned about minorities from TV.

still... ND makes me laugh. i may rent this at some point.

rockapads, Saturday, 12 January 2008 07:46 (eighteen years ago)

the Hess’ obviously grew up around Mexicans.

chaki, Saturday, 12 January 2008 08:00 (eighteen years ago)

hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.

Cosmo Vitelli, Saturday, 12 January 2008 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

LOOLOLOL

chaki, Saturday, 12 January 2008 08:13 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

the girl in the movie is hawt

― carne asada, Friday, January 11, 2008 5:33 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

cosign. Totally beautiful. And they didn't have to throw in the gratuitous scene with her in slutty clothes to show it.

I just saw this for the first time. It's beautifully shot and the sense of humor has a nice range to it. It feels like there is a nice balance. It's a total genre film that takes on a whole bunch of cliches without being boring. The music is wonderful, the cast is great. All the posts above worrying about whether it is racially insensitive or not must be from people who have not seen this movie. It's a well made, very sweet, big-hearted movie with some Jack Black slapstick comedy and nice messages thrown in for good measure. Would be awesome for little kids and their parents as well.

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

"When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

I liked this movie OK but you have to admit it's at least a little boring.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

Yes it is a little boring. I was luckily kind of distracted at the time tho. Still, it's not as bad as all the reviews make it out to be.

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:15 (sixteen years ago)


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