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Pogo ball ilx

Eddie to me
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This pogo ball is Awesome. Do you know where/how I can get one just like that?
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Hahaha life is noise

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i want to be one of those that will be receiving your message monthly

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--- victor paul wrote:

> Thank you and Jah Bless.
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you're a waste of space...

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darian
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11/11/05
that is the crazyest thing i have ever seen in my hole life!!!

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Forksclovetofu
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11/11/05
I know, can you believe it?

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darian mcgee
to me
11/14/05
i have one question who i the world is this j*** s*****? no i can't beleive it i think!

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Forksclovetofu
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11/15/05
Oh, you'd best believe it. It's written in gold bond powder all over your scrawny white shinbones. The question is: where are the staghorns? Are they still in your briefcase? What's the buzz? Tell me what's a happenin.

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darian mcgee
to me
11/15/05
who am i talking to give me your name please i dont remember your e-mail address

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Forksclovetofu
to darian
11/15/05
My name is Willem DeFoe, perhaps you know me better as my alter ego....
THE BLUE BEETLE

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darian mcgee
to me
11/16/05
what grade are you in? and do you go to this school maybe and how did you get my e-mail? willem!

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Forksclovetofu
to darian
11/16/05
I'm in twenty-third grade and I just transferred to your school. I got your email from a talking teacup chihuahua named Wilma.
What's your favorite flavour of teacup chihuahua?

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darian mcgee
to me
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i dont know? how old are you?

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And so forth and so on for about a month.

and I thank you.

Harvey Sid

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"I wonder what party I was such a dick at... Thanks for the words."

or her. I don't want to appear as though I'm not open for a lesbian marriage. wink wink

i guess i sound pretty down on the guy, but i don' t hate him. i think it's unfortunate he turned into a scn automaton spouting the literacy-narconon-criminon party line. it seems possible that at one point he tried to get out. but who knows, maybe he was just being way covert about it because he was afraid it would hurt his image.

well, we both knew, didn't we? that's why i could really relate to your post.

-*****

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--
Bill Smithers to me

you are a sucker

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I dunno if she meant "yes", or "you suck". Either works. I think.

Ive usually apart from that get replies about people who can relate to something I've talked about, like the guy with the popping ballooon fear, who I replied to, only he was very specific that it was just balloons and not general loud noises like it is for me so I felt a bit weird and stopped replying (sorry guy).

That's the most intersting malt liquor comment I've read. Yes, 40's of malt liquor are for poor people, and buying with your last $3 at last call.

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Sod off asshole

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you are retarded
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OMFG!!! WRONG!!! THOM'S VOICE IS ONE OF THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!

Im guessing your American, which automatically makes you a retarded spaz head...

spackerr!! mMMmmmmmmmmmMMM **Dribbles** MMmmMMmmmmmmmmm

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maybe you DON'T know shit and he's very clumsily attempting to get through.

Or maybe he's just a silly old smart arse pooonce who thinks he's gained wisdom with age when in fact HE doesn't know shit.

Either way, when you make comments about older people and their lack of grey matter all you do is descend to the level of this silly old fart.

Don't blink because before you know it, you yourself will be pushing 60

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-- Trayce (spamspanke...), May 25th, 2006.

Let us not forget the possibility that she got distracted by something before she could finish "YSI?"

Andrew: yeah it makes for weirdy emails, how it makes no link back to the thread the person was in when they sent a mail. But leave it that way! It makes for smashing spam =)

And it wasn't about what you think it was about, you people who think you know what it was about.

fuck you juggalette420
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yea bitch if you even tryed to piss on anything icp you would get your fucking hermaphrodite nuts riped off by a true down ninja. Don't get me wrong I'm not player hateing like some fuckers like you, I like GWAR their the shit but you shouldn't talk shit about something you don't even know anything about so why don't you go fuck you crap infested mom...BITCH!!!!

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Okay, thanks. Might help me some if I knew what BAND in particular, ya doof.

This explains much. Perhaps I am truly a wicked witch at heart. Or it's just all the members of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts.

Rumpie?

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Keep em comin'!

From: amin
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body:
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The only ones I've been getting lately are the ones that Secret Machines have been beaming directly to my brain through my harmonic generator tin hat. Damn sawtooth waves... ::fiddles with knobs::

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK JEFF BUCKLEY IS THE GREATEST ARTIST THAT EVER LIVED

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Must be his mom.

Bug off crêpe is now officially "phrase of the year" (with or without circumflex).

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WTF....

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i am studend class9th

Thank you for to help me plz help me

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I looked up "Sex Club" on AMG, and they were the ones who did "I Wanna Bick Dick Man", but I don't really know what this refers to.

he is too.

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i googled my name and this pulled up, and yes i did make that remix of tori amos and whats that one guys problem? said we had matters
to discuss. whats that about. anyways hope its good. lol later

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I'm a playwright. I'm working on a play about someone who quits her job at Barnes & Noble. I'd be interested to hear your thoughts. My work: look up "I'm Gonna Kill the President!" A Federal Offense online somewhere.

Thanks!

Hieronymous B

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Hey, this may seem outa the blue. Sorry for that. I was reading some posts on ilxor.xom in the "things people incorrectly assume
about you just because you read comics" thread and I saw your name. I have no other excuse except that I am looking for a fangirl.
Who else would put up with my obsessive love of comics. my msn is under tomatosauce6808@hotmail.com

hope to hear from you

Chris

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your a fucking idiot. like, big time. look at you. trying to figure me out. look at yourself first. fongoloid.

AAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Jamie Whaley to nickandfelice
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I made a choking noise from the tension.
He turned to land on the beach, beating his wings to stop an inch in
nearer to Heaven."
thought an image of the great gull flocks on the shore of another time,

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I really like it, actually. Is it from a book? I'll ask google!

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

The clash suck massive ass hole man. The sex pistols are really really REALLY SHIT!!!! They fucken suck mad ass and couldnt even play
their fucken instruments in their time. Blink and greenday are good they are the modern day punk rock bands so all of you shit heads
that call yourselves "cool" because you like "Oldschool" punk (AKA SHIT) such as the sex pistols because it makes you look cooler to
your friends because you love "anarchy"(when you all probably don't even know what the word means)just fucken get over it. The times
have changed fuckers and for the better so eat an ass hole fuckbags!!!!

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Tell my yadda Blink 182 ... Green Day ... something not punk

thread?

fuckbags lol

Jon, you are a punker at heart. We knew.

Hey, I just wanted you to know rock isn't all about stupid stuff like the crazy bands you hear of that just scream. First of all rock is much more rythmic and rap sometimes can't go that far into sounding as complex. And how is both by themselves not good enough. I mean the whole rock-rap thing is great but it does not have alot of people doing it. And sometimes it sounds generic and only good when the singing comes back into it. And also the rappers tend to screw up the song when they start flapping away. Don't get me wrong rap is nice and all But haven't you ever heard of bands like Bush. And sometimes rap isn't deep enough and has people talk about shit they never did or things that are trivial or ignorance that contributes greatly or almost willingly to spreading STD's. I say this because some things don't show up in the blood and sometimes may never show signs or symptoms on the body but still may pass it on which can be fatal and may not appear until years later or if a
t all. It may not hurt you but can kill others. for instints what if you woke up one day only to find some problems with your body,You get checked out by a doc and it is something like cancer and you are obviously feeling down. what can u turn to rap for confidence, no. I mean it's not like most rappers make humane songs that show any sign of compassion like they are "switchfoot" or something. Listen to a song Like "Adrenaline" from Gavin Rosedale, it's empowering and actioned packed without taking sides on being good or bad. And if you listen to rap rock for it's so called coolness I mean when it comes to what is sheek, sleek and cool I would take a party kind of rock song like "Take Me Out" or even the damn thing that plays on all these commercials "The Way You Move" from the Body Rockers. Rap Rock tends to fumble on top of one another without keeping a little bit classic to both styles but still being fresh and knew. The only real masters of that form where Linkin Park. O
ther from them that style tends to fall short with others. Sometimes Rock should stay Rock And rap should stay rap because slick rythmic singing or even screaming sounds that come off like a cry out for help without being too winny just doesn't flow well with persistant unrelenting crap talking. The same goes for rock if it's not going well it would ruin the rap. Man you must not like alot of great stuff from both sides. I bet You never even heard of any good rappers or rockers. and why do you think cool alternative rock songs make it in action movies,only but of course to capture true emotion make it hard full of life but still go down smooth. But hey on your side of things POD is great and the Song Papa Roach did with Black Eyed Peas was great. But the rest is like what you said "The Shit" in a manner of speaking.

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Eat an ass, whole.

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Well done him.

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Lexlike
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PREJUDICE CUNT...

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i lost my myspace password to this email and now i can't login!! swoosh3680@yahoo.com can u get me the password pleaSE

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Unfortunately, they neglected to tell me why I'm a fucking idiot.

Either way, it's nice to know that someone took the time out their busy life to let me know that they disagreed with something I wrote. I love you, random hate-mailer!

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WHO????? I have no idea what popstar I dissed here.

fuck

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Last week, I got one in Finnish (I think?). What on earth does this mean?

"hi pradeep kaise ho tumari yaad bahot athi hai"

is it possible if could sent me a picture of you lovely tits

please so i can wank over them

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I think she's talking about that Color Me Badd thread? I post a pic I found on GIS and suddenly Mark's my homeboy or I'm a Mark expert or something.

What do you mean?

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Yes. Lyrics.

Now, I played this track in the car yesterday. I didn't tell anyone I did, I don't even recall mentioning it ever on here. So, howcome someone's sent me the lyrics? This is very strange.

Very.

how does a papelcip enable timetravel???lol

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101 Uses for a paperclip

I still don't quite understand why he emailed me, though, as I suggested ant wanking, not time travel, which was Mark C's entry.