No liquids on airplanes (NON POLICITAL THREAD)

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It may be impossible to make this a non-political thread, but here goes..

OK, just like the whole ritual of taking off shoes at the security lines has become a standard, so will the prevention of carry-on liquids and gels. (No word yet on how long the ban on iPods and laptops as carry-on will last... so I won't mention it here until there's an annoucement of its standard being put into place)

So, no liquids or gels at the gate nor on the plane. I guess these questions will be answered as time goes by... but...

1) won't there have to be extra security upon boarding the actual plane now? There are plenty of opportunities to buy bottled water at gift shops in the gate areas. Or are these liquids and gels assumed to be ok and not be used as a weapon?

If not, the market for liquid and gel products at gift shops in airport gate areas is going to skyrocket. Investors take note.. Hudson News Is Gonna Muthafuckin Boom!

If so, what's the fucking point of banning liquids at the main security checkpoints then, if liquids could be a danger up until the boarding phase? Are they going to ban liquids from being sold at the gift shops full stop? What about bathrooms? These produce water as well.

...

OK, moving on to dealing with no liquids and gels on the plane.

So we have to ask the steward(esse)s for beverages more often. No biggie. Hopefully, they'll plan ahead on stocking extra water (Stressing "hopefully")

What about babies though? No baby formula? No baby food? That's a formula for a majorly noisy flight, not to mention dangerous conditions for babies on super long flights. Will airplanes offer their own baby food products mid-flight then? In any case, noise-cancelling earmuff market booms! Invest invest!

Final initial question.. where's the line between liquids and "food"? Where does fudge come into this? What about shortenings and butters? What about cotton candy, which liquifies upon entering the mouth or any humid atmosphere? Finally, what is it about liquids that solid foods cannot provide that makes them a greater potential for being a weapon agent? Can weapons not be made on the fly using common mid-flight liquid offerings? (Asking naively here, not rhetorically)

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

are you really bored today?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 10 August 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://craphound.com/images/liquids-on-a-plane.jpg

Hatch (Hatch), Thursday, 10 August 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to hstencil... yup.

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.princeton.edu/pr/pictures/s-z/seinfeld/seinfeld1.jpg

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I wondered about the baby formula. Then I heard on NPR that they're allowing baby formula and medicine. I imagine it's a nightmare if you happen to need those things and have to prove that's what they are, etc.
I'm reminded of that story last year about the mother who was made by airport security to have a sip of her own pumped breastmilk.

My sister travels a lot on business with vials and needles because she gives herself a daily shot of some drug or other that helps keep her MS in check. This is definitely going to be hard for her.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT NO IPODS? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? WHAT THE HELL, AMERICA.

Is this a permanent thing, btw? It's so terribly inconvenient (and without much of a benefit IMO)--I prefer to pack things like shampoo, lotion, etc. in my carry-on so it won't bust open in my checked bag. The shoe thing is "optional" at most/all airports now, right?

Maria has a really good point--if they wanted to, couldn't people claim whatever harmful liquid was just medicine, or are we going to put everybody with a baby/liquid meds through the Nth degree? This is absurd.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Today in the UK people have been having to drink baby milk and food in front of airline security to prove it's not horrible poison/explosive stuff. I'm not sure how, say, a diabetic with a syringe full of insulin gets to prove that's what that is.

(so, er, yeah, what Maria said)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I kept hearing conflicting reports of baby formula not being allowed on planes, so nice to hear one saying it is ok.

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Jessie, you might want to check the news today.

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

the only reports i've heard have said (repeatedly) that baby formula is the only exception to the bar against liquids/"gels", i.e. they've said uniformly that it's ok.

i've heard nothing about a ban on liquids/"gels" before the gate, and can't imagine anyone suggesting same, as they can't be used there for their intended purpose - blowing up an airplane (preferably in the middle of an ocean).

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Ehhh? xpost

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Airport Chaos across Britain

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

as they can't be used there for their intended purpose - blowing up an airplane (preferably in the middle of an ocean).

and the whole point of the liquid/"gel" ban is to prevent someone from using them to put together an explosive device onboard a plane. if you were going to do something before the gate, you would just use, you know, a bomb.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

They made Rufus take off his shoes when we travelled a couple of weeks ago. He has a THING about shoes, and he's three years old. It wasn't pretty.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Well, just hope there isn't a Boxers or Panties Bomber.. or security is going to become really awkward.

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

I was traveling extensively after 9/11 when gate security was still incredibly tight. At O'Hare, I was pulled out of the boarding line at the gate and made to drink the entire contents of a bottle of water, because I had opened it prior to boarding.

Donut, you bring up the subject of bathrooms - does the TSA secure cleaning supplies? Because mixing a bit of bleach with a bit of ammonia (just a little Comet and Windex) releases an unhealthy amount of chloramine gas. Or a little bleach with a dab of phosphate based cleaner for chlorine gas.

You don't have to blow up a plane to kill everyone on it.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

As Tombot has mentioned before, they changed security policy just due to some retard trying to light plastic explosive with matches. They'll restrict things until they get to the point where every single passenger gets a deep, gaping cavity search. There'll always be ways to kill others, even if have to use your Pootie Tang belt.

kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

BTW, if you need to bring hypodermics through security, you have to have a valid doctor's prescription with you. That's been the rule for awhile. I'm sure the same is going to be true for liquid medications.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

LOL SINEFELD IS HUEG

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

No babies on planes? That's the best news I've heard all week.

Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Final initial question.. where's the line between liquids and "food"? Where does fudge come into this? What about shortenings and butters? What about cotton candy, which liquifies upon entering the mouth or any humid atmosphere? Finally, what is it about liquids that solid foods cannot provide that makes them a greater potential for being a weapon agent? Can weapons not be made on the fly using common mid-flight liquid offerings? (Asking naively here, not rhetorically)

This is my favorite paragraph of all time right at this moment.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

You don't have to blow up a plane to kill everyone on it.

Snakes, people!

I thought it was not just about killing people on the plane, but blowing it up spectacularly, preferably over a major urban area, for maximum TV newsworthiness.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

I HEARD COKE CAN EAT THROUGH BONE.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

I thought it was not just about killing people on the plane, but blowing it up spectacularly, preferably over a major urban area, for maximum TV newsworthiness.

In that case it's REALLY odd they targeted trans-atlantic flights...I wonder what the goal was.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

would certain kinds of fudge qualify as "non-Newtonian fluids"? Where does absolute jism fit into all this?

kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe they REALLY hate Leonardo DiCaprio...and are...confused.

xpost

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

This is my favorite paragraph of all time right at this moment.

I'm glad my boredom + my lack of sleep made someone amused.

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: killing yanks and brits?

Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

The REAL enemy is ICEBERGs.

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

How awesome would it be if the FAA and Dept of Homeland Security held a press conference to clarify their position on fudge and cotton candy?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Jaq does bring up a good (and frightening) point.

Maybe they'll be scrutinizing anything in a vitamin-ey/medicinal looking jar now, but one could easily carry powdered bleach or ammonia or other hazardous stuff into plastic jars through TSA. All you need is water from the airplane bathroom, and...

How awesome would it be if the FAA and Dept of Homeland Security held a press conference to clarify their position on fudge and cotton candy?

don't forget cheez whiz

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

I thought it was not just about killing people on the plane, but blowing it up spectacularly, preferably over a major urban area, for maximum TV newsworthiness.

I can't find something saying so clearly at the moment, but my assumption (and I believe I've heard) is that the intent was to blow planes up over the ocean consistent with the 1996 'Bojinka' plot.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

How awesome would it be if the FAA and Dept of Homeland Security held a press conference to clarify their position on fudge and cotton candy?

or maybe milk, milk, lemonade

kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

they're not allowing jel on planeds???

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

In that case it's REALLY odd they targeted trans-atlantic flights...I wonder what the goal was.

Erm, the Pan-Am bombing over Lockerbie on was a transatlantic flight. OK, Lockerbie ain't a major conurbation, but ten or so minutes later and that wreckage would have been all over Glasgow. Transatlantic flights = greater chance that the victim would be British or American, as mentioned already.

(xxpost, oh, I would've thought blowing planes up where people could see - and record - the event and aftermath would be more effective in terms of coverage and immediate infiltration to international psyches. The images of the World Trade Centre are far more instantly accessible to the world than the Pentagon or the Pittsburgh planes, not to mention Madrid, London, Bali etc, because we were watching when it happened and have seen it so many times since.)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Has anyone ever seen butter on an airplane?

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Has anyone ever seen butter on an airplane?

Marlon Brando, right? Sucked.

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

My friend just called from Newark Airport where chaos reigns. People are panicking about having to trash their expensive cosmetics. Everybody was told to throw out lipsticks and lip balms and then ten minutes later the same security guy came back around and said no, it's okay, lipstick is off the list, you can go fish them back out of the trash.

Paul Eater (eater), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

If there wasn't a planned target, killing off the pilot and copilot on take-off might provide some urban-crash huge explosion potential (after the take-off autopilot released). There's a separate oxygen system for the cockpit, but I think the ambient air recirc system is not isolated on most planes.

Also, one of the byproducts of bleach/ammonia is hydrazine, which burns on contact with air and explodes on contact with rust. The lower explosive limit is 2900 ppm, so you'd have to mix a couple liters up to generate enough.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, I didn't mean to imply "OBVIOUSLY THEY IS NOT REALLY DOING THIS" or anything, just honestly wondering why they would pick it over a "World Trade Center" style ordeal, for the reasons you pointed out. Thanks for giving examples of contrary events!

OMG THEY HAD A PLOT NAMED "BOJINKA"?!?!?

My friend just called from Newark Airport where chaos reigns. People are panicking about having to trash their expensive cosmetics. Everybody was told to throw out lipsticks and lip balms and then ten minutes later the same security guy came back around and said no, it's okay, lipstick is off the list, you can go fish them back out of the trash.

BUT WHAT ABOUT LIPGLOSS?!?!

Man, the TSA guys are going to have the biggest headaches for the next couple of days. "Is liquid foundation okay?" "No." How about powder?" "...Yes." "How about liquid-to-powder?" *head explodes*

Jessie the Totally, Utterly Brain-Dead Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

It's just like operating systems and hackers.

exploit -> patch -> exploit -> patch -> exploit -> patch -> ...

Nobody can think of everything (to be 100% safe, you would have to stop starting up your computer/stop using planes), the thing is to patch/fix/avoid/forbid what they think of, preferably before someone uses it in the wild/on a plane/in a train/whatever.

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

pretty soon no carry-on at all forever - sux.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Humans are 80% liquid, so they'll have to mummify everyone first from now on.

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

can i bring plasma

nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

How's everyone doin' in economy?

http://guardians.net/hawass/valley_of_the_mummies/pic26.jpg

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

My brother works in a UK airport in the check-in area of a major British Airline. He's kinda busy and a bit pissed off right now (and has been since he started work about 15 hours ago). I imagine it'd be worse if he was some a bit less provincial, but unless people want to blow up a couple of sheep then I think he's probably OK.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

I would've thought blowing planes up where people could see - and record - the event and aftermath would be more effective in terms of coverage and immediate infiltration to international psyches

9/11-level death toll and the idea of being helplessly stranded over the atlantic isn't enough? I'd imagine it's also much easier to pull off the plot mid-flight when you're further from air traffic control, the seat-belt sign is off, people are busy serving food/sleeping/movie-watching/etc., and it seems far more normal to futz with carry-ons, go to the bathroom, etc.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, but in terms of media coverage and immediacy, something tangible strikes more fear, doesn't it? Seeing mangled wreckage of trains/restaurants/planes etc is scary, yes, but watching actual real live footage of people dying right in front of you (as in, TV coverage from NYC on 9/11) = more impact.

You're never really far from air traffic control, btw.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

I predict that the next ban will be on all carry-on luggage. Everything goes down below...

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

The overhead areas will then become mini-gift shops.

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Meanwhile, none of these paranoiac measures will do nothing to prevent something like Air India 182 from happening

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

You'll have to give them a credit card to swipe before you pack your wallet away, then everything you want while on-board can be charged to it.

Time to start shipping everything ahead :( Just as I'm getting back into 75% travel mode, too.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

If a plane went down in the middle of the ocean there'd be NO video footage, yeah?

Mehhhhh in a couple weeks I have to fly basically everything i have up to Boston with me. At least I was already planning on getting shampoo there!

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

The solution. (My friend Scott turned me onto this site last month.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

I predict that the next ban will be on all carry-on luggage. Everything goes down below...

That's what's been implemented in the UK today. No idea how long this will last though, whether it's just the authorities being seen to be doing something to allay fears (see, e.g. cursory shoe-checks, which I've had done twice since the shoe-bomber threat - I've flown maybe about 30 times since then, see no sharp objects through hand-luggage x-rays. I've had stuff confiscated at the x-ray point, then gone through to the lounge and bought, ooh, glass bottles that could hurt a bit if you smashed one, a wee kit to repair my specs that included a mini-screwdriver, etc etc)

xx-post, yeah, maybe, but come on, you telling me plane crashes mid-atlantic v plane crashes over central London is equivalent in terms of an iconic(for want of a better word) TV image for our times?

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea already said that, ElvisChris! i think it's probably right :(

ailsa, gabby is just bored and toying with arguments to see if he can make them work i think

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Ailsa - wasn't the whole thing with the Lockerbie bombing that it was supposed to blow up over the Atlantic (so there would be no forensic evidence), but the flight was delayed?

Teh littlest HoBBo (the pirate king), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

what iconic TV image? like the one for TWA flight 800? UBL didn't think the towers were gonna fall.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

we know these guys like to try again where they fail. they've never pulled off bojinka (though maybe it was converted into 9/11, I don't remember?)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

From the Air India tragedy link:

A bomb located in the forward cargo hold had exploded while the plane was in mid-flight at 31,000 ft.

Unless I missed some subtle detail, nothing indicates this was an inside operation that could, hence, be analagous to an unpreventable similar air tragedy today.

Yeah, I don't hold too much trust on the underpaid/outsourced security teams at airport gates in general, either, but one would hope that technology has improved since 1985 to detect potential bombs in checked luggage. Otherwise, I'd assume this would have happened again, since.

Then again, I'm not an expert on the spectrum of airport security, so I'll just defer to anyone here who is.

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, I'm going out so can't be arsed going into detail. Briefly, I didn't know about Lockerbie flight being delayed, but the world media/rolling news was a different kettle of fish back then. I was just using it as an example of how transatlantic flights do cross bits of actual countries too, and can crash on them from on high mid-flight. I've no idea of whether hitting a small town in the south of Scotland was part of the plan.

Gabbneb, did you not watch a plane flying into a building live on national television? If you're going for the unprecedented wow of mass murder, I'd have thought you'd want it to be remembered. Synonymous with you and what you stand for. Bombings in Bali etc aren't getting the Oliver Stone treatment just yet. Hitting NYC with the world watching = brilliant PR exercise.

(xpost - wasn't the Air India baggage checked in to a separate flight from its owner? That's not allowed these days)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'm just trying to think more like the dude who planned to blow up a plane/fly it into a building (without planning when or where tv cameras would be located) than the dude who never conceived of the idea until they saw it on tv.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost - wasn't the Air India baggage checked in to a separate flight from its owner? That's not allowed these days)

Well, if people are willing to sacrifice themselves along with the deed, these days, such a regulation wouldn't matter today, in context.. (unless the potential criminal cracked under pressure for whatever reason and alarmed security at the last moment.)

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, something I wasn't aware of w.r.t the Air India explosion was that the airplane was delayed in leaving Toronto. Had it been on time, it would have exploded at Heathrow with an outcome similar to the explosion at Narita the same day.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

than the dude who never conceived of the idea until they saw it on tv.

Are you seriously worried about people seeing a suicide airplane bomber on TV and then going "hey, that looks cool - I'm gonna do that!"

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

"You know how easily Frank is influenced by the moving picture!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Are you seriously worried about people seeing a suicide airplane bomber on TV and then going "hey, that looks cool - I'm gonna do that!"

I'm talking about the difference between KSM and ailsa

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

xx-post, yeah, maybe, but come on, you telling me plane crashes mid-atlantic v plane crashes over central London is equivalent in terms of an iconic(for want of a better word) TV image for our times?

No no no--exact opposite! I am just wondering whether or not creating such images is really a major goal.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

i think it is, Jessie; there's a lot in al-qaeda's background "philosophy" that is about using violence to "shock" muslims into rising up against their western-affiliated oppressors

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

OK, change of plan, missed my bus so not going out any more. I have no idea if mass TV coverage is part of the plan. But if you're going down the "let's do something spectacular" route, then it makes sense to make it as spectacular as possible. Let's face it, the WTC crashes (specifically the second one when the world's media was trained on the aftermath of the first one) made spectacular TV and drew the world's attention to Al Qaeda in a way that has never been done before. Someone somewhere must think that's a bonus, surely.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

I tend to think so too--which is why I wonder why they were targeting flights spending most of their time over the ocean. Of course, the plan could have been to wait until the planes had arrived in the US. In the end though, ten planes going down is going to be a big deal no matter where it happens. :/ Thankfully, it didn't.
xpost

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

What's the dilly with hair gel? Will they make you wring it out?

Also, do they search hair? You could totally hide wmd in my mates dreads.

Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Targeting flights over ocean = targeting flights involving UK and US citizens. Geography placed a fucking big bit of sea in the way.

Ten planes going down = big deal, yes. Four planes went down on 11th September 2001. The second one into the WTC is the one that most people saw. The Pentagon one hasn't even had the feature film treatment yet! In terms of reaching a previously-politically-unaware audience, shock and, erm, awe, tactics seem to work. Wouldn't you capitalise on that?

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if people are willing to sacrifice themselves along with the deed, these days, such a regulation wouldn't matter today, in context.. (unless the potential criminal cracked under pressure for whatever reason and alarmed security at the last moment.)

So how would you get around this? You'd need the people that were in charge of the check in luggage to be in on it too. Its not like anyone can just walk into the underbelly of the airport, switch bags around, and bounce.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Richard Clarke has apparently called this plot a "carbon copy" of Bojinka.

How do we even know the 9/11 plotters intended for us to see a plane crash into a building on tv? 17 minutes between the two impacts - not very strong evidence to me (and was it supposed to be that long?). I would think the goal is even closer simultaneity, to prevent someone from stopping the attack.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

I tend to think so too--which is why I wonder why they were targeting flights spending most of their time over the ocean.

The jets that fly routes over oceans are big. Jets that fly domestically typically aren't. Same reason the 9/11 hijackers chose flights that were flying across the US rather than picking a ComAir DC-9 or something. It makes more noise if you kill 450 people on a 747 than if you kill 120 flying Manchester to Paris on RyanAir.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

that too

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

How do we even know the 9/11 plotters intended for us to see a plane crash into a building on tv? 17 minutes between the two impacts - not very strong evidence to me (and was it supposed to be that long?). I would think the goal is even closer simultaneity, to prevent someone from stopping the attack.

OTM.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know if that was planned, and I've said as much already. But you can't deny, taking a back step from the horror of it all, that it looked spectacular. It became iconic. Wouldn't you want to replicate it? It's still the touchstone for all that Al-Qaeda represent, despite Pittsburgh, the Pentagon, London 7/7, Madrid, Bali, etc etc.

(xxpost, yeah, my brother has been checking in flights today that would kill 15 people and a couple of sheep. They are still going through the new rules laid down by the DoT in light of today's events, but I can't imagine that's posing the sort of threat that we're dealing with right now. I mean, they'd kill folk, sure, but it's not as, well, BIG AND SCARY AND TERRORISING)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I thought they picked the cross-country flights because they had more fuel and would cause a bigger explosion?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Also, there's no question the plane that hit the Pentagon and the one that was destined for the White House had creating a certain image/causing a certain reaction in mind. Why would the other target, the WTC, be different?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

(xxpost, yeah, my brother has been checking in flights today that would kill 15 people and a couple of sheep. They are still going through the new rules laid down by the DoT in light of today's events, but I can't imagine that's posing the sort of threat that we're dealing with right now. I mean, they'd kill folk, sure, but it's not as, well, BIG AND SCARY AND TERRORISING)

If terrorists wanted to strike at the heartland of America and really enforce that "IT CAN HAPPEN ANYWHERE", there would be a bunch of truck bombings at Walmarts and rocket attacks on random high schools. The goal isn't insurgency however, its to scare Americans in getting the hell out of Middle Eastern affairs. If there was a Beslan in this country, they know everyone would go apeshit and Iran would be a glow in the dark parking lot.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

So how would you get around this? You'd need the people that were in charge of the check in luggage to be in on it too. Its not like anyone can just walk into the underbelly of the airport, switch bags around, and bounce.

My point was: I'm guessing the passenger-on-flight-with-one's-luggage regulation was to prevent people from dropping luggage bombs on other planes and leaving unscathed, yet as we've clearly seen, some people are willing to sacrifice themselves to do these deeds now, so such a regulation wouldn't necessary be 100% preventative.

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

I thought they picked the cross-country flights because they had more fuel and would cause a bigger explosion?

Planes that fly NYC/Philly/Boston/Newark to LA or SF nonstop are big planes. Much bigger than the Southwest 737 that's flying Hartford to Detroit. Think about it; You have a big long flight, which means you're gonna burn a ton of gas. Might as well have a bigass plane that carries lots of people, right?

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not denying they're big planes, I'm saying that's what I always heard the motivation for picking planes on cross-country flights were.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

My point was: I'm guessing the passenger-on-flight-with-one's-luggage regulation was to prevent people from dropping luggage bombs on other planes and leaving unscathed, yet as we've clearly seen, some people are willing to sacrifice themselves to do these deeds now, so such a regulation wouldn't necessary be 100% preventative.

Yeah, but there's been a bunch of other steps taken. Its not like they closed that loophole but forgot to bother checking the luggage going on all the planes. In the 21 years since, a significant amount of work has been done in order to find explosives in luggage. It shouldn't be surprising. I mean, look at what happened to airline stocks today. They all did horrible, and there wasn't even actually an accident or bombing. Airlines pour money into this because a single bomb going off on anyone's plane, especially with virtually all the major American carriers being ear bankrupcy, would finish most of them off financially.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not denying they're big planes, I'm saying that's what I always heard the motivation for picking planes on cross-country flights were.

Big planes fly long routes. Small planes fly short routes. LA/NY is a long route, therefore requiring big planes. The 9/11 plan needed big planes, so they picked routes with big planes (cross country non-stops). Trust me, if they could have done the same thing with a turboprop leaving from Wilkes-Barre, they would have, simply because they would have had an even easier time going through security.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and there were only 65 passengers on one of the planes that hit the WTC.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure what tangent you're going on, Alan, because you're now essentially agreeing with my refutation of Elvis T's Air India analogy, yet you're still arguing with me(?)

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and there were only 65 passengers on one of the planes that hit the WTC.

A Boeing 767 (the plane in question) is a large wide body jet that holds upwards of 375 passengers. Its a really big plane. Its just that it was probably losing money that day.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

it certainly was.

Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Also, there's no question the plane that hit the Pentagon and the one that was destined for the White House had creating a certain image/causing a certain reaction in mind. Why would the other target, the WTC, be different?

What part of my posts aren't you reading? I have no idea what the intention was, I don't even know that they intended the second WTC plane to be caught on international news. I know what they intended, but what has happened is that 9/11 = WTC for many people. If there had been live media coverage of something at the Pentagon when the plane crashed there, or [pick any permutation of events] had happened, then maybe the WTC second plane would be different. Now, looking back (somewhat fortuitously for Al Qaeda, maybe), they happened to make something happen that is indelibly linked with them in the way that four mangled tube trains and a nightclub in Bali isn't. And if you want the world to know stuff, you hit them visibly and shockingly, with maximum impact so they don't forget it.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure what tangent you're going on, Alan, because you're now essentially agreeing with my refutation of Elvis T's Air India analogy, yet you're still arguing with me(?)

Well, I am and I'm not. I agree that the comparison is off, but its gonna be really, really tough to sneak a bomb into an airplane (though the strategy employed here was probably the best chance at it). If you can't get liquids on a plane, they check your shoes for C-4, and all the baggage gets scanned, you're gonna have a hell of a time getting a bomb on a plane, short of implanting it in you.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

I wasn't arguing with you, Ailsa.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

You were asking why it was different, I'm telling you why I think it was different. I think it was fortuitous, but I think it sets a precedent.

Alan: You could get liquids on a plane two days ago. This'll all blow over in a few days - I flew a couple of weeks post 9/11 and it was batshit security mental. Since then, shoes checked about twice... oh, hell, I'll just cut and paste my earlier post shall I?

That's what's been implemented in the UK today. No idea how long this will last though, whether it's just the authorities being seen to be doing something to allay fears (see, e.g. cursory shoe-checks, which I've had done twice since the shoe-bomber threat - I've flown maybe about 30 times since then, see no sharp objects through hand-luggage x-rays. I've had stuff confiscated at the x-ray point, then gone through to the lounge and bought, ooh, glass bottles that could hurt a bit if you smashed one, a wee kit to repair my specs that included a mini-screwdriver, etc etc)

Take control of the plane, you don't *need* a bomb. You're tootling around the skies with huge amounts of flammable fuel and the means to impact it somewhere. This threat involved liquids. Stop people getting liquids on planes and they'll think of something else if they're determined enough to do this.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

there's no question the plane that hit the Pentagon and the one that was destined for the White House had creating a certain image/causing a certain reaction in mind. Why would the other target, the WTC, be different?

creating a certain image, yes, but not necessarily one caught on tv. flight 175, the 2nd to hit the tower, took off 16 minutes late (almost exactly the amount of time between the first and second impact). flight 77, after taking off 10 minutes late, hit the pentagon 35 minutes later. flight 93, after taking off 40 minutes late, crashes 40-45 minutes later. from this, I don't think it's unreasonable to infer that the WTC flights were intended to crash within minutes of each other if not simultaneously, and to think the same of the DC flights, about a half hour later, 450 miles away. maybe they all stuck to preset timing, despite the delays, except the flight 93 hijackers, who "put it down" on schedule, but off target.

if you want the world to know stuff, you hit them visibly and shockingly, with maximum impact so they don't forget it.

but with 9/11 they thought they'd have maximum impact even without tv.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Alan: You could get liquids on a plane two days ago. This'll all blow over in a few days - I flew a couple of weeks post 9/11 and it was batshit security mental. Since then, shoes checked about twice... oh, hell, I'll just cut and paste my earlier post shall I?

I actually have a totally different experience. I've had my shoes checked at every airport I've been at in the US in the last 5 years. I'm pretty sure its actually federal law now that they're put through metal detectors before commercial flights. The liquids thing will blow over though, I agree. You'll just see a lot more bags torn apart when people have bottles of anything on with them.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ailsa, my last comment you responded to wasn't directed at you at all. I've agreed with you since here:

xx-post, yeah, maybe, but come on, you telling me plane crashes mid-atlantic v plane crashes over central London is equivalent in terms of an iconic(for want of a better word) TV image for our times?

No no no--exact opposite! I am just wondering whether or not creating such images is really a major goal.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), August 10th, 2006 5:00 PM. (scarymonsterrr) (later) (link)

please stop yelling at me. ;_;

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

and I think the idea of multiple planes crashing into the ocean would have a big impact precisely because it wouldn't be on tv, only in the imagination.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I just checked on the shoe thing and it *isn't* mandatory, but like I've said, I can't think of a single flight I've been on where it hasn't happened, whether I've flown out of Lansing or Las Vegas.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait, i'm wrong about flight 93, aren't i. on my model, it would have made it to DC when it crashed.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

In Charlotte they have a sign that says taking off your shoes is optional, but it will "speed up your processing through security." But it actually makes no difference, unless they already have a reason to search you I guess (never happened to me).

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh and um xpost

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

i've gotten on a plane without taking my shoes off, but on the return trip TSA officials repeatedly advised passengers (and me directly) in don't-fuck-with-us tones that taking shoes off was "strongly recommended."

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Jessie, I'm not shouting at all, and I'm wondering now how I can make the "I don't think they foresaw the extra impact that they got out of 9/11 over and above what their original intentions were, but, y'know, extra publicity, so why not go with it for future operations" point any more without people actually reading it.

Alan, I'm not in the US. And, in case it has escaped your notice, today's events originated in the UK. Most of the flights I have taken have been between the UK and Spain (two recipients of the suicide bombing treatment). Your federal laws may protect you, but the rest of the world has yet to catch up.

(xpost due to poxyfuling)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

The reason you are requested to take your shoes off is not because they are checked for explosives but because most of them have a metal shank, which combined with the rest of the "normal" metal a person typically carries (fillings, underwires in bras, rings, piercings, metal buttons/zippers) is enough to tip the detector and slow down the line.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

most shoes have a metal shank?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, especially women's heels.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

what about the metal shiv in mine?

kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

I thought that might be it--I almost always wear flip-flops/cloth shoes so I never have that problem.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think any shoes I own have metal stuff in them. I've never set off a metal detector at an airport. I've still had the soles of my shoes (I think probably chunky-soled trainers) checked.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

If they wipe anything over the shoes or visually inspect them, then they are checking for explosives, but not if they just run them through the x-ray.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, right, I missed the "taking them off and putting them through the xray" bit. No-one's ever done that to me. Possibly because (1) I don't wear girlie shoes and (2) the smell would kill more people than any bomb concealed therein.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

Alan, I'm not in the US. And, in case it has escaped your notice, today's events originated in the UK. Most of the flights I have taken have been between the UK and Spain (two recipients of the suicide bombing treatment). Your federal laws may protect you, but the rest of the world has yet to catch up.

I would imagine most modern, western airports, particularly ones in Spain and the UK (where terrorist activity is nothing new) would have similar measures. Not necessarily checking shoes, but definitely so for scanning baggage. I haven't been to Europe since 2002, but I pretty distinctly remember the wide array of checks I went through at Heathrow and boarding the Eurostar train.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

I have a pair of Merrills with a nylon shank that get through the detectors okay (I work at a place where I go through a metal detector more sensitive than airport detectors). There's also the "non-compliance" issue I've run into with the TSA - they recommend verbally to the line that you take your shoes off, you know your shoes won't trip it so leave them on, they notice your non-compliance and then hand search all your carryon stuff. Annoying.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, I was mostly referring to the shoe-checking thing, which you then said wasn't law anyway. So ignore that (I did get lost in poxy-fule hell).

And obviously I was making it up about the glass bottles and mini-screwdriver and things. I mean you haven't been here for 4 years, so you're obviously more of an expert than I am. My baggage was scanned just fine. Doesn't mean I couldn't have fashioned a crude weapon out of stuff on sale in the lounges available to me after that.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

"I would imagine most modern, western airports, particularly ones in Spain and the UK (where terrorist activity is nothing new) would have similar measures. Not necessarily checking shoes, but definitely so for scanning baggage."


Actually UK baggage isn't hand searched like US baggage, it;s only scanned and sniffer dogged (oh totally bad verbification there). Carry on luggage hasn't been systematically checked for explosives like checked in luggage, guess that's why they went for this. Also internal European flights don't all pass through similarly modern airports to Heathrow, Ryanair and EasyJet and co use small provincial airports a lot, twould be easier to get on a flight in Riga or Crete and hit Heathrow/Stanstead. That said when I passed throught he Spanish Rail system there was a lot of scanning, x-ray wise and sniffer dogs.

Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

I had a 4 hour layover in Denver a few weeks ago - I think I could have come up with a fairly sophisticated weapon, if I hadn't been distracted by a fairly absorbing book.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Actually we nearly got arrested for managing to get into Atocha Station(Madrid station that was targeted by Al Qaeda) on New Years Eve. We'd nowhere to sleep. Armed police men with dogs pretty much pointed guns at us and interrogated us. We ended up sleeping on the street. Were nearly arrested for vagrancy. Oh and I climbed up 7 floors of scaffolding at the back of Kilometre zero after midnight, Guardia Civilia nearly arrested me for that too... Fuck, what a night.

Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Actually UK baggage isn't hand searched like US baggage, it;s only scanned and sniffer dogged (oh totally bad verbification there). Carry on luggage hasn't been systematically checked for explosives like checked in luggage, guess that's why they went for this. Also internal European flights don't all pass through similarly modern airports to Heathrow, Ryanair and EasyJet and co use small provincial airports a lot, twould be easier to get on a flight in Riga or Crete and hit Heathrow/Stanstead. That said when I passed throught he Spanish Rail system there was a lot of scanning, x-ray wise and sniffer dogs.

US baggage is rarely handsearched, unless there's a reason. As for smaller airports in Europe possibly being open to such, well, there's small airports in the US which are probably easy to bust too. I remember Athens airport once being on the State Department list as being potentially unsafe alongside El Dorado in Bogota, but I haven't seen that list in probably 10 years.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Thinking back, the screwdriver-purchasing incident was in Larnaca. Cyprus = home of British Armed Forces, v near Middle East. Yet I could buy sharp pointy instruments there to take, unchecked, onto a plane less than a year after 9/11. Hmmm.

(jaq, haha, very funny. if only terrorists had stuff other than, well, terrorism on their minds)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Really? Only rarely? Thought it was really common. Or is it just that the do it if you lock the case, is that reason enough? Heard they liked destroying Louis Vuitton luggages sets with boxcutters :D

Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Alan, mine seems to be pretty routinely handsearched (little flyer from TSA tucked inside among my belongings). But I fly out of a small airport in a very security sensitive area, so maybe that's why.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

sniffer dogged?? That's the greatest verbification i've ever heard in my entire life.


"Yo, bitch totally got sniffer-dogged"

less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry Ailsa, that was more flippant than I meant it to be - I agree there's enough stuff available between security and the plane for someone to create something dangerous and deadly.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

Alan, mine seems to be pretty routinely handsearched (little flyer from TSA tucked inside among my belongings). But I fly out of a small airport in a very security sensitive area, so maybe that's why.

I've only had it happen once, when I flew out of Hartford bound for Seattle. I've gotten my carryon hand searched a bunch of times though, which I routinely blame on the fact that I have facial hair.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

lol in the bbc news 24 documentary thing the guy calls nitro methane "metro nithane"

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

Do they search your facial hair?

Do musicians find their kit messsed up by the TSA when touring I wonder?

Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to Jaq

that's OK, I am just being dull and one-track-minded on this thread because it seems overpopulated with idiots (not you) who don't get that airline travel is always fraught with potential for bad stuff to happen even without major news stories pointing it out to them and concentrating on one specific thing and going "look! people have thought of something and eradicated it, you get to feel safe now!" whilst ignoring the other stuff that's there too.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

There'll always be ways to kill others, even if have to use your Pootie Tang belt.

trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

If a Lebanese dies in the city, and there's no media around to report it, is there a sound?

paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

that's OK, I am just being dull and one-track-minded on this thread because it seems overpopulated with idiots (not you) who don't get that airline travel is always fraught with potential for bad stuff to happen even without major news stories pointing it out to them and concentrating on one specific thing and going "look! people have thought of something and eradicated it, you get to feel safe now!" whilst ignoring the other stuff that's there too.

There's a billion ways to die. Making a thread about how someone might hijack an airliner with a ballpoint pen doesn't get us very far, nor does it particularly make for thought provoking conversation. Fuck, if a terrorist really wants to ruin shit, he and his buddies can try to open an emergency hatch at altitude rather than try and sneak a bomb through a ridiculously complex system of checks and balances.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

More about fluids please.

When I flew across country to spend Xmas with my mother and siblings in 2001, she gave us all swiss army knives and art supplies (exactos and other sharp tools) as gifts. We had to mail them. This Xmas if I go, I imagine she'll give us homemade jellies and wines. I fear the day you can't mail liquids and gels.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 11 August 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

My friend's sister is meeting her at the arrival gate with fresh-bought replacement toothpaste and shampoo and deodorant. So sweet!

Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

Deodorant is sweet.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, people will be travelling without deodorant! Will flights get stinkier without all the personal hygiene products and perfumes or less stinky?

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

See, I tend to think this liquid ban will be semi-permanent, maybe less extreme in a few days, but overall liquids on planes will become more suspect and less tolerated.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

urgh. the tv is going on and on tonight about exploding jets. we're getting on a plane this sept 11th, first time ever flying for me. i was dead calm about it, but fucking hell, suddenly i'm freaking.

Kim (Kim), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

The first time ever you fly you choose Sept. 11? Rock and roll.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

well it's the getting married on the 9th that's to blame, but yeah wtf kind of devil-may-care mood was i in?!

Kim (Kim), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

The terrorists have won.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

Kim, you're much more likely to get electrocuted in your own home, or get hit and killed by a car in front of your local post office, or be murdered by somebody you know (etc. etc.) than die in a plane crash. So rest easy.

How did you wait so long to first fly???

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 August 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

Bring back cross-oceanic cruise ships! Lets all get the boat to merry olde england. It'll be like the old days.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 August 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

Don't forget your lemons!

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 August 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

And Trayce, you're from Australia, right? Lot's of pirates lurk between Australia and England (kid not).

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 August 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

why so long? i don't know - cars? even when going thousands of miles, has always been by train, bus, or car. just how it worked out. (i have been in a small plane and a helicopter - gather it isn't quite the same)

Kim (Kim), Friday, 11 August 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

(and obv. i KNOW it's unlikely - until now i've been joking about hopes for a discounted flight)

Kim (Kim), Friday, 11 August 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

What I don't get about this is why they implement these new security messures the same day they arrest the terror cell. They already have the intelligence, so why didn't they create a new security protocal and phase it in the last month? Why create this sense of panic and confusion? It seems like these operations are always botched. Clearly the intelligence/police types don't communicate much with the airport security types.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 August 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, you mentioned police. This is supposed to be a NON POLICITAL thread.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 11 August 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

And I always have wondered the same thing. Yesterday they kept mentioning foiling copycats, so I guess that's why.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 11 August 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

Making a thread about how someone might hijack an airliner with a ballpoint pen doesn't get us very far, nor does it particularly make for thought provoking conversation. Fuck, if a terrorist really wants to ruin shit, he and his buddies can try to open an emergency hatch at altitude rather than try and sneak a bomb through a ridiculously complex system of checks and balances.

Oh, pardon me. I do apologise for derailing a thread about airline security by talking about airline security. Your point is pretty much my point. If you want to cause an air-crash, you can probab;y do so one way or another, and knee-jerk reactions to a recent whisper about how someone may be planning to do it, doesn't eradicate the whole threat, it just makes people like feel something is being done. It doesn't make *me* feel any safer. I thought I was making a valid contribution to the thread, and the only reason I laboured the point for so long was because people were being all nit-picky and contrary about it.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 11 August 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

Two words: road trip.

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Friday, 11 August 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

For US Citizens
chance of death in an Air/Space incident: 1 in 5,051
in a bicycling accident: 1 in 4,919
due to fire or smoke: 1 in 1,113
due to a motorcycle accident: 1 in 1,020
firearm assault: 1 in 314
falling: 1 in 218
Suicide: 1 in 119
Motor vehicle accident: 1 in 84
Stroke: 1 in 24
Cancer: 1 in 7
Heart Disease: 1 in 5

Legal execution is 1 in 62,468

You're more likely to die from flying than:
accidental electrocution, alcohol poisoning, hot weather, hornet/wasp/bee sting, lightning, earhquake, flood, fireworks discharge

that's from the National Saftey Council in the august National Geographic

Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

The perfume and other liquids I can understand. They can be substituted with a toxic or disabling substance. But what about deodorant? What, is someone thinking of rubbing tainted Right Guard all over the flight attendant?

say no to michigan! (section241), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Peroxide bombs easy and other related memes.

Strictly speaking, the idea of making white women throw away their water bottles, medicines, perfumes and such is nonsensical. From a security standpoint it achieves nothing other than aggravation.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

From a security standpoint it achieves nothing other than aggravation.

and/or fear, minor poll bump, yeah.

kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

... but you have to watch out for those brown women, right? wait, wtf?

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

white women smell more, duh.

Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

women are over-hydrated anyway. bottles are for babies.

GrandadTitsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I flew last night (within the UK) and was presented with an Asda freezer bag to put my stuff in. All the shops before security were closing early because once people had checked in they couldn't actually buy anything as it'd get chucked at security. However after the security gates you could buy anything and take it on - there weren't any further checks before getting on the plane.

You could tell people were panicking as they were ripping out Sudoku pages of papers and putting them in their pocket-sized wallets.

shoes in hand (disco clone), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

For US Citizens
chance of death in an Air/Space incident: 1 in 5,051
in a bicycling accident: 1 in 4,919
due to fire or smoke: 1 in 1,113
due to a motorcycle accident: 1 in 1,020
firearm assault: 1 in 314
falling: 1 in 218
Suicide: 1 in 119
Motor vehicle accident: 1 in 84
Stroke: 1 in 24
Cancer: 1 in 7
Heart Disease: 1 in 5

Legal execution is 1 in 62,468

You're more likely to die from flying than:
accidental electrocution, alcohol poisoning, hot weather, hornet/wasp/bee sting, lightning, earhquake, flood, fireworks discharge

that's from the National Saftey Council in the august National Geographic


Yeah, but do flying deaths in those statistics include general aviation (small plane) accidents. Because the majority of flying deaths are from crashes involving little single-engine planes and not from larger passenger planes used by commercial airlines.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

Remember back in the days before the 90s when people used to be able to move around during their day without buying water?
(This isn't a snarky or political point - I'm being more genuine): why do people carry a drink all the time?

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

anytime I say im tired or feel a little blah some co-worker cries out, "BETTER DRINK SOME H20" -- wtf. i get so tired of people thinking drinking water will cure anything.

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, but do flying deaths in those statistics include general aviation (small plane) accidents. Because the majority of flying deaths are from crashes involving little single-engine planes and not from larger passenger planes used by commercial airlines.

You mean like crashing a Piper Super Cub, Super Cub? I imagine it does include light aircraft, and probably ballooning, gliders, helicopters and space shuttles too! I wonder if there are statistics for commercial aviation incidents chance of death? I'm sure they're somewhere.
Of course statistic like those paint a very blank picture. The average US Citizen doesn't rrrealllyy have a 1 in 62,468 chance of being legally executed either.

Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Motor vehicle accident: 1 in 84

HOLY SHIT. IM NEVER GETTING ON AN INTERSTATE AGAIN.

i was stopped at LAX in 1997 and told to drink from the coke i was holding. i couldn't comprehend it at the time and hestitated, then they yelled at me 'MA'AM PLEASE SIP AND SWALLOW YOUR BEVERAGE'.

i only found out yesterday there had been a terrorist plot to blow up a flight between LA and sydney with liquid explosive in 1995. considering thats the kind of flight i was getting on, it finally made sense.

it drives me crazy when people wait to ask if they need to take their shoes off. hey, guess what. people in this endless line have planes to catch. JUST TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.

sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Motor vehicle accident: 1 in 84

HOLY SHIT. IM NEVER GETTING ON AN INTERSTATE AGAIN.

Who said that statistic was exclusive to interstates?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh you KNOW its interstates.

sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

It only implies to those hoodlums in those "ghost ride the whip" videos.

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

JFK wasn't killed on the interstate.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 12 August 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

Listen, aren't you supposed to be in ilx exile?

sunny successor (katharine), Saturday, 12 August 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'll be in there in a minute.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 12 August 2006 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/resources/2006/08/liquids-on-a-plane.jpg

Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 12 August 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

Actually Interstates are safer than average roads.

Rotgutt (Rotgutt), Saturday, 12 August 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

HEY GUYZ LOOKIT WHAT I FOUND ON TEH WEBZ:

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/resources/2006/08/liquids-on-a-plane.jpg

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Saturday, 12 August 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

For some reason, just not as funny the third time.

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 12 August 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Actually Interstates are safer than average roads.

-- Rotgutt (Rotgut...) (webmail), Today 4:15 PM. (Rotgutt) (later)

bullshit

sunny successor (katharine), Sunday, 13 August 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

i might believe that where an interstate is running through a rural area, which im sure the majority of interstate is, but not interstate running through a city and intersecting with other interstates. no no no.

sunny successor (katharine), Sunday, 13 August 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

For the boffins -- Is there really 50 percent peroxide in your supermarket or drugstore? Originals on TATP from the literature.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

This kind of cover your ass idiotic paranoid rulemaking cheeses me off since it buys no increase in security with lots of inconvenience. I flew to Chicago out of Islip this weekend and brought an empty (and bone dry) plastic bottle thinking I would fill it from the water fountain once through security. They took it away saying their supervisor had told them not to let through any cups, bottles, or anything that could even hold a liquid. Funny thing is they were selling bottled water in the gate area so I could have bought a bottle of water, drank it, and had an empty bottle identical to the one they took away. Only difference is I'd be out $3. Was security getting kickbacks from the water sellers?
Little did they know I had my aftershave and toothpaste stuffed in my socks. Others did the same I'm sure. They weren't even checking pockets--you could get a whole toiletry kit worth of liquids into the pockets of a pair of cargo pants.
On the way back (out of Chicago Midway) I just left my toothpaste and deodorant (made of gel) in my carryon bag to see if they'd catch it on the Xray. They didn't.
Rule of thumb: The smaller the airport and the fewer passengers, the more hard-ass security is. At ISP they were searching every other bag. At MDW they could only search every 10th bag.
The principle here is, the rule is so easily broken (and unenforceable) that it doesn't provide any additional safety. It's not as if a terrorist bent on blowing himself up later is going to care about the 0.1% chance that someone actually makes him turn out his pockets or pull up his pants legs.

Logged Outt (loggedoutt), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

They took it away saying their supervisor had told them not to let through any cups, bottles, or anything that could even hold a liquid.

Useless to argue with the reasoning of airport security/screeners, people required to have so little qualification or ability, it's not even clear they have all graduated from high school.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

people die more spectacularly on interstates, more people die on normal roads.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Guessing at the average psychology of airport security, I'd say that the more Islamic you looked, the higher the chance you'd receive a full-body going-over. Before this gets too political, though, I'll schtum.

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

this whole profiling thing makes it damn easy for terrorists doesn't it?

It's like saying "Tip for al qaeda: en list mentalist white old man dressing up as a vicar to do your dirty deeds and they'll never be searched."

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

what's the stat again about most auto accidents happening w/in 1 mi of one's house?

kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

people die more spectacularly on interstates, more people die on normal roads.
-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), Today 11:55 AM. (ken c) (later)


whatevs, britain

sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

back to the origial point of the thread, who knew sierra mist commericals were so foretelling?

sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tripnet.org/national/RuralRoadsPR030305.htm

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

"The traffic fatality rate on non-Interstate rural roads in 2003 was 2.72 deaths for every 100 million vehicle miles of travel, compared to a traffic fatality rate on all other roads in 2003 of 0.99 deaths per 100 million vehicle miles of travel. "

thats only because you go faster on interstates

sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Lots of clownish chatter from the newsmedia on liquid bombs. Make them from vodka, for example.

But still no news of concrete evidence of what materials and methods the alleged terrorists in custody had. Where are the liquid bomb parts?

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Thursday, 17 August 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

This is what it's come to

Alba (Alba), Friday, 25 August 2006 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha, give that man his own reality show

dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Friday, 25 August 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

Also, do they search hair? You could totally hide wmd in my mates dreads.

i have had my hair explored.

also they have new x-ray things they're testing out, 14hrs before all this shit kicked off i was flying out of heathrow and got "randomly selected" (uhh... ok...) to have it tried out on me. you go between two screens and put your heels/toes on markers on the floor and hold your arms up with elbows bent, then turn around and do it facing the other way. they said something about it not penetrating skin so i guess it can find stuff hidden in hair/down t-shirts/etc.

emsk ( emsk), Friday, 25 August 2006 10:55 (nineteen years ago)


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