defend the indefensible: MCMANSIONS

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ugly, tacky, poorly-built,overpriced, environmentally destructive, and a major reason why the american economy is about to hit the skids in a BIG way.

but people buy this shit!!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

Welcome to Orange County. Who needs satire?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

or morris county, NJ for that matter.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

I really hate that A/Alpha design of the peaked roofs in front.

I also hate faux shutters on American brick homes.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

In 2005 the average new home had a square footage of 2,434 square feet (roughly 243 square meters) with 58% of these homes having ceilings with a height in excess of nine feet on the first floor. As new homes only represent a small portion of the housing stock in the US, with most suburban homes having been built in the 1970s when the average square footage was only a mere 1,600, it is fair to assume that these large new suburban homes will be inhabited by members of the professional middle class.

ath (ath), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

Very_Large_Single-family_ho.jpg

!!

genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

But that's just a model!

I read this in the newspaper the other day. Hardly surprising:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/housing-blamed-for-poor-health/2006/09/03/1157222007440.html

S- (sgh), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4876/800pxmarkhamsuburbsidjpgon5.jpg

ath (ath), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

Wow no wonder the Sims2 homes all come out looking like they do.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

Good god, is that real?

It's bad enough in middle america (or equivalent), but if you're going to pay millions of dollars to live on reclaimed land shaped like a palm tree in the sea by the UAE, do you really want a quarter acre block?

http://esamultimedia.esa.int/images/EarthObservation/images_of_the_week/20041207_072013_HRC_14776_Dubai-Isl-Palm_H.jpg

The image isn't great but google maps hasn't been updated there for a while.

S- (sgh), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

I recently went to a writer's festival where Australian writer Peter Timms talked about his new book on the developments in gardens.

As houses get larger, gardens are getting smaller. In days of yore, the front garden was seen as a public display of morality and status, while the back yard could have all the utilitarian implements like the compost heap and clothes line (incidentally, he also dispelled the myth that the Hills Hoist is NOT an Australian invention! An Aussie simply coined the term).

So it seems that there has been a reversal - now it is the house which is a statement of status, while the garden shrinks. This is prob. also related to water restrictions. But, "the leafy suburbs" still refers to wealthy areas because there continues to be more greenery in these regions.

On topic: it is difficult to defend McMansions because they have no character. They are aesthetically unappealing and are springing up everywhere, causing immense NOISE POLLUTION, making certain developers v. rich and creating who knows how many future problems.

salexandra (salexander), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

cue the dystopian novel in which the mcmansions have been abandoned and turned into squatters' collectives and artists' lofts.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.themicroschool.com/art/happy_businessman_small.jpg
this guy's happy because he owns a big house, but he's also sad inside because forgets which one.

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

cue the dystopian novel in which the mcmansions have been abandoned and turned into squatters' collectives and artists' lofts.

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...), September 5th, 2006 4:26 PM. (later)

Hope the squatters and artists have cars and plenty of gas. None of this shit's ever built remotely close to any public transport.

S- (sgh), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

that's when the mad max part of the dystopian novel kicks into action.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

ugh i had to drive thru/by neighborhoods of these things on my first real tech job

kingfish praetor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

i thought this was about MC mansions, like rappers on MTV's Cribs

"this is my spot, where i ya know reflect and pay my respects to god and shit"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

I THINKED IF RONALD MCDONALD AND GRIMITS WERE DRIVING TO THERE GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE IN A CAR. AND THEY SAW A HOUSE. AND IF GRIMITS SAID THAT HOUSE IS A MCMANSION. THEN RONALD MCDONALDS WOULD TRY TO BUY IT WITH SOME MONEY HE MADE FROM SITTING OUTSIDE MCDONALDS AND NOT TALKING TO ANYONE.

TIM@KFC.EDU (TIM@KFC.EDU), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

too right

estela (estela), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fastfoodweblog.nl/www/images/demonstration_-_muslim_protester_points_his_toy_gun_at_ronald_mcdonald.thumb.jpg

Come on you bastard, SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

so that's what Al Quaeda is really going on about

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

the closest things that i can come up with as "defenses" of McMansions: (a) i can definitely understand the desire to live in a large house -- not only because i currently live in a small walk-up apartment, but also because i grew up in a big house myself -- where all of my sisters and myself had our own rooms AND my parents still had rooms to spare. if/when i get my own family, it would certainly be nice to have lots of space and rooms, not just for the kids but also for a home-office. (b) if some of these things aren't the very definition of "postmodern," then i don't know what is -- i mean, look at the faux georgian/colonial features on the mcmansions i linked to and which are pretty standard to the northeastern corridor versions of these things. i could definitely see someone who doesn't know better (or doesn't care) creaming their pants and forking over mad $$$ for this shit.

the arguments AGAINST both (a) and (b), though, are that i'd like to think that i DO know better (and hopefully, some other people do too). the home where i grew up is over 100 years old (built circa 1880) -- so i have some idea about how much money it takes for the upkeep (esp. heating during cold northeastern winters) as well as a vague idea of the workmanship, materials, etc. for the "real deal" as opposed to these slapped-up new constructions. my parent's older homes not only had the older, sturdier construction, but also doesn't have some of the really wasteful and (IMHO) pointless standard McMansion features -- such as needlessly high ceilings (which, besides being ostentatious, makes these places much less energy-efficient), for example. and we also had a REAL yard -- close to an acre -- as opposed to these McMansions on postage-stamp sized lots or (worse yet) attached to another McMansion (which makes them more like McCondos, if you ask me).

also, i may sound snobbish here -- but while i understand the desire for a large house i don't understand the need for a McMansion when you can get large-sized OLDER houses.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 07:48 (nineteen years ago)

I wanna legally change my name to "Grimits".

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 07:51 (nineteen years ago)

Buying a large OLD house means a lifetime of upkeep, though (I grew up in one, too!), and these new ones, even if shoddy, won't need maintenance for a while. Cue recent article in the NYT about people trying to buy new houses with "old" "character" because they can't tolerate things like leaky pipes, or creaky, slanted floors. If nothing else, I figure these people building their own fancy digs will keep them off the market for actual old houses that they'd only remuddle and fuck up -- leaving the bungalows and four-squares ALL FOR ME MWAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

"distressed" houses

drove and walked past some incredible -- and totally indefensible -- MCMANSIONS while visiting my wife's family in LA next month. like building the Taj Mahal or Monticello on a half-acre lot. bizarre.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

next month = last month

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

for the defense:

- Many people hate McMansions because they're oversized in proportion to their lot size and surroundings. However, if the owner was going to buy a house that size anyway it's better that they get one on a 1/4 acre lot than a 5 acre lot.

- In established communities, owners who buy small houses, tear them down, and build large houses in their place are preventing sprawl.

- New homes are, in general, much more energy efficient than old homes. Insulated ductwork, double glazed windows, tighter building envelope, etc.

- There are arguments to be made from an aesthetic and embodied energy standpoint for standard McMansion construction, but overall McMansions aren't really any worse than typical suburban development.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

but overall McMansions aren't really any worse than typical suburban development.

yes, and those of us who choose to live in the city don't want the suburbs moving in next door.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Aren't suburbs adjacent to cities by definition?

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

Brian I wonder about point three above. just judging from the cars I saw parked in McMmansion driveways, energy consumption isn't exactly a concern when you're living at that level. though I guess high-end applicances like SUB-0 fridges etc are more efficient.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

adjacent != next door!

here the 'burbs are a good 15-30 min drive up the freeway. I don't care how many cheap, big houses they build up there. I live about 5 minutes from downtown in an area that was considered suburbs when it was built in the 1940's-1950's. Now it's inner-city and we bought our 1950s home there b/c that's the type of neighboorhood we want to live in. We don't want someone building some (as we call it where I come from) "North Dallas Special" on the small lot next to ours. If we wanted that we would live 30 min north instead.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

Here's a good example of what I think of as a McMansion. (note the homes on either side being dwarfed.)

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/b59c5629/pols_feature-34470.jpeg

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

True! I think county officials are more to blame in that situation than owners are - zoning laws can easily restrict that kind of development, and most close suburbs have a fairly low Floor Area Ratio allowed.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

On the other hand, it's still classic NIMBYism. Not where I live = fine, where I live = bad.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

Austin's city council has recently passed McMansion laws. Thank god.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

xpost. . .how so? You choose where you live. You choose your neighborhood and it's character. Why is it unacceptable for residents to object to others coming in and greatly changing that through development?

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

On the other hand, it's still classic NIMBYism. Not where I live = fine, where I live = bad.

No, I'm content to see them all burn.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

"New homes are, in general, much more energy efficient than old homes. Insulated ductwork, double glazed windows, tighter building envelope, etc"

but how much more energy do you need to crank out to heat/cool a monster home?

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

Less than you need to heat/cool a comparatively sized old home. Most people shop for homes based on size and location, and aren't willing to settle for a couple less bedrooms to have an older house in their price range.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

part of me understands why people love huge houses, and part of me thinks a family of 3 or 4 having 8 or 10 thousand square feet of house to live in is kinda obscene.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

You choose where you live. You choose your neighborhood and it's character. Why is it unacceptable for residents to object to others coming in and greatly changing that through development?

It's completely advisable for area residents to lobby for changes to local zoning laws! But it's also important to understand what the existing laws allow before moving to an area. Areas should be expected to change in character by default unless mechanisms are put in place to slow it.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

My point is if someone wants a big suburban home, then move to the fucking suburbs!

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

we are thinking of building a new house. a modular. we can't go beyond our existing footprint or have more than three bedrooms. we can build up but not out.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

(x-post) And mine is that if zoning laws allow them to build their dream home in the conveniently located area of their choosing, there's no incentive for them not to!

Understand that I'm making this argument as a carless person who lives in a studio apartment.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes i really miss being carless and living in an apartment. i felt way more economical.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/b59c5629/pols_feature-34470.jpeg
this is RETARDED!

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

the energy expended making new homes highly insulated & double (or triple!) glazed takes a looooong time, in environmental terms, to claw back. longer than the projected lifetimes of alot of these buildings.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

What Allyzay said -- look at that thing.

I live in a one-bedroom apartment and frankly living any place larger would feel ridiculous. Living with another person, I'll grant, is another matter.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

"cue the dystopian novel in which the mcmansions have been abandoned and turned into squatters' collectives and artists' lofts."

Read any ballard?


I dunno, some people don't care about style...

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

it looks more like an apartment building or something.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

the energy expended making new homes highly insulated & double (or triple!) glazed takes a looooong time, in environmental terms, to claw back.

In my experience, replacing old windows and adding insulation in existing buildings (residential and commercial) pays for itself within a few years (financially and environmentally). It makes even more sense for new building since they're providing windows/insulation from scratch anyway.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

"the energy expended making new homes highly insulated & double (or triple!) glazed takes a looooong time, in environmental terms, to claw back. longer than the projected lifetimes of alot of these buildings."

i have certainly been swayed by the modular home mantras of air-tight/made indoors/precision tools/not exposed to the elements(thus no warping of wood)/not worked on haphazardly in the snow by drunk day workers with old saws arguments that the anti-"stick-built" house people like to trot out. makes sense to me. that and the fact that they are half the price of a site-built home.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

(Many Xes-p) True, Brian, and I know it well, because our old house was far from air-tight and never warm enough in Michigan winters (on the other hand, you don't get carbon monixide poisoning in old houses -- too drafty!). But it's rare to find old houses that use space as profligately as modern luxury ones. New houses are usually open-plan, so you have to heat or cool the whole place no matter what, while old houses tend to have smaller and more discrete rooms -- useful for heating rooms one at a time, back in the day -- and smaller bedrooms because people weren't expected to do much besides SLEEP there. There's also a lot less of the two-story great room or the double-height foyer shit that's always on those building shows. Old kitchens tend to be at the back of the house and/or be quite closed off by doors in order to keep the heat of cooking out of the house in summer -- lots of picky little differences like that.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

For instance, at my house in the dead of winter we huddle in the kitchen where using the oven/stove to make breakfast can turn it into the only warm room in the house, using energy that would have been expended anyway in order to prepare food. My parents are thrifty/crazy like that.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

Read any ballard?

Millenium People? Couldn't finish it :(

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

A retrofitted old house can be spectacularly energy efficient. I'm not arguing that McMansions are the most efficient places on the market, only that they take less energy to heat/cool than old houses of similar size.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

also, i may sound snobbish here -- but while i understand the desire for a large house i don't understand the need for a McMansion when you can get large-sized OLDER houses.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

here the 'burbs are a good 15-30 min drive up the freeway. I don't care how many cheap, big houses they build up there.

Its all connected. The relentless push outward abandons inner ring suburbs which then have to deal with lowered tax base, it all works towards gentrification within the city, and the loss of public infrastructure for those who can't move out to the mcmansions.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

To Brian: Sure, but are there really very many old houses of "similar" size? Not counting porches? I'd have guessed that a lot of old houses are bungalows and four-squares and farm houses with tiny rooms. They can't all be Queen Anne masterpieces!

Also I think practically speaking there's got to be a difference in outlook and...expectation of perfect comfort between old house owners and McMansion builders. After all, if you'd just sunk several million dollars into your new dream house, you'd be pissed, too, if it wasn't always just the right temperature inside. It seems plausible that old house owners roll with punches a little more, if for no other reason than because they HAVE to -- you never know what's going to happen in a 100-yr old place.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

FOR THE DEFENSE: Parties thrown by teenagers when mom & dad out of town = LOL PARTY IS HUEG.

captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

My wife's parents claim that the McMansion they ended up renting in Cary , NC was the smallest house they could find that still met their needs. Of course, I guess they did want to live in a safe, gated community type place. I'm sure they could have found a cool victorian-style place in Raleigh or something.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

i often try to convince my parents to move out of the annoying, suburban sprawland and their quasi mcmansion (they built the house... picked the plans, bought the lot, etc. expressly so it wouldn't be a clone of all the other crap popping up around us... still a pretty big house with tall ceilings and the look of a mcmansion, but it's now over 15 years old, so maybe it's a pre-mcmansion?)when they retire, but they are hesitant to live someplace where they'd have to pay just as much to live in a much smaller space (my dad is v picky - said he would consider georgetown maybe). i can't get them to see that there are only two of them, they don't need the giant space, and why put up with the most annoying local government and blue laws and pay to heat a giant house and pay someone to mow the lawn (he did it himself til he had surgery and was unable - we did not grow up with a gardner or anything! my sisters and i were the equivalent of the cheap labor the landscaper dude brings with him). i'm getting way sidetracked. point being - like hurting's in-laws, my parents have this weird idea of how much space they "need", which is probably a result of living around mcmansions and in a town where everyone has a lexus or bmw.

fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

THINK GRANDCHILDREN. I know my mother is waiting for her big old house to be refilled with little footfalls.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Don't look at me, my sister's the one who just got married. Sheesh.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

that thing Sam posted isn't what I think of in terms of McMansion - it's just fucked up. I mean, it looks cheap (though large), like someone built three duplexes on top of each other.

Most suburban homes don't call to mind McMansion either - the North Dallas Special is large (compared to a shotgun or Craftsman bungalow), but it's not gaudy or upscale enough. They're more of a tract house on steroids (with the same shitty build quality).

the Platonic McMansion = Tony Soprano's house. A bit gaudy, fucking huge, but also plain and banal in that it's got the same colonial accents as every other house on the market and the colors are all these developer-appropriate tans. Ugh.

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

the picture that ath posted is a bit misleading and off-topic in that all the homes with a few noticeably half-width exceptions are actually duplexes.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

i would like these things a lot more if they all shared the over-blown aesthetics of the southern brooklyn variety.

(wish i had some pix to share - shit is bananas. thank got for russian immigrants and italian americans)

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

God yes, and they all have 15 security cameras aimed across every face and corner of the building. Something tells me the occupants maybe didn't make their fortunes one dollar at a time....

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

The two homes pictured in the thread question aren't what I think of as "McMansions," but maybe that's just a result of familiarity: the one on the right looks about like the homes my father and my uncles live in. I think the difference in perspective is really just about location, though, and surrounding space. My father lives in a small college town in eastern Illinois, and even the frathouses look like that. (There's a giant cul-de-sac of structures exactly like the one on the right at the top of the thread, each one home to a fraternity -- it's kind of mindboggling.)

But yeah, space and location. See, I read something like this...

while i understand the desire for a large house i don't understand the need for a McMansion when you can get large-sized OLDER houses

...and it doesn't square at all with lots of places in the U.S. This town where my parents live, for instance -- it's a small town. The "older" houses consist of a kind of main drag of small, squat houses priced solidly for the lower middle class or even rented out for students to ruin; that's "affordable housing." Anything old and large was probably built and owned by the university. So the whole housing system runs on the assumption that middle and upper-middle class people go to one of the many subdivision developments on the edge of the city and build a nice quiet home. Keep in mind that in a small midwestern town, building a house the size of those two at the top costs plenty less than a big-city condo -- $250k, maybe $300k. And of course there are systemic pressures that make you build at that size; it's not like you have a choice. The developer starts off the subdivision with his own inspiring stately mini-mansion, and from there on it's enforced: they aren't going to let you build a mismatched bungalow and ruin the feel of the thing. We can say that results in boring subdivisions where everything looks the same, but for god's sake, that's the point: these are people who don't really want neighbors (and lemme tell you, with good reason), except as a kind of regularized backdrop; the sameness of it all is carefully prescribed and enforced, in order to keep anyone from coming along and doing something silly to remind everyone that there might be freaks living next door. This is basic Americanism.

I dunno -- maybe a lot of that is specific to the kinds of small college towns I've always wound up living in. But the system that creates these things is fairly logical, and it's hard to imagine who would step in and break it down. The city and its zoning control is basically the only way to change that, and what interest does a city have in stopping people from building expensive homes and paying property taxes? Aesthetics, sprawl, environmental impact? But when you have a town of 50,000 people or less, exactly how problematic are those things in the short term? When it's all just trees and fields sprawling everywhere, it's easy: sure, folks, come build a big green-lawned subdivision in our city!

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Also, when you're building a house, it's like ... you're probably going to want to err on the side of too big, in a better-safe-than-sorry kind of way.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

but, but houses cost money to maintain! Too much house is as bad as not enough.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

the problem with large-sized older houses is that they are large and older. trust me on this one. many people do not have the resources (time/money) to buy an old large house and, looking at their house as an investment, they do the math and think they'll be happier buying one of those tract McMansions where they don't have to endure divorce inspiring arguments when the fucking 30 year old plumbing dies.

Not to mention the fact that a key ingredient of homes built 30-50 years ago was the size of the yard. the demand has gone way down in this area. Most people who buy McMansions are thrilled that they will have less grass to cut and beds to weed. They'd much rather have square footage than more lawncare to squeeze in on the weekends.

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

our old house is smallish (1300 sq ft) with small yards. i think Austin's just weird.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Ahaha, arguments about THIRTY YEAR-OLD plumbing? How about a hundred or more? I think if we're talking about big old houses you have to go back to the Victorians & Queen Annes and the days of housekeeping staff, so it's turn-of-the-century, at least. True about the yards, though, and a good point about gardens upthread (salexandra?).

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

the more i read this thread, the more i realize that some of my assumptions (and prejudices) about housing were shaped about where i was raised. i was raised around princeton, NJ and it was quite possible to buy very nice, older, large residences up to today. obviously, princeton itself is very pricy -- though till this recent NE housing bubble insanity you could find some nice deals in some "lesser" outlying towns -- but also i presumed that people with the kinds of mad $$$ to spend on mcmansions could use those mad $$$ to buy genuine colonials and georgians. i guess that comes down to taste, and it certainly isn't like central and south NJ have NO McMansions.

and don and laurel are absolutely correct re the hassles of older houses. my parents bought their house during the early 70s (i was 3 when we moved), when prices were lower (and my hometown was just beginning to turn into the stereotypical sprawling-mess NJ suburb that it has become) and any necessary upkeep and upgrades wouldn't break the bank. (we had our share of plumbing disasters!) as for having a big yard -- well, the upkeep was what us kids had to do for our allowance money :-)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

The area around Princeton has amazing old housing stock that's still undervalued - Kingston holla!

In the long run it's better for a neighborhood to have been built bit by bit over a long period of time - that way there's no cohesive style to the neighborhood that a single misstep can ruin.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

let's talk 30 year old plumbing, HVAC, wiring, roofing, kitchen layout/applicances, bathroom layout appliances, windows, energy efficiency, etc. etc. etc. etc. In a big house (let's say 3000 sq ft) those problems scale to headache size quickly.

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

there's not a mcmansion on the market we wouldn't have to gut at least the kitchen of to get it how we wanted so just as well buying an older home when you know you're going to remodel right away.

anyway fuck all this noise, the place to be is the X-Seed 4000.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

the house we bought last year was built in 1973, which was 3 years newer than our previous house. It was probably state of the art back when it was built, and the owners basically didn't do jack shit to it while they lived here. the problems here are not life-threatening, but the scope of fixing them--we're talking minimal code issues, addressing energy concerns, and no major renovations--is huge due to scale. People with families who were in the market for this kind of house do not want to deal with a large amount of bullshit because they are too busy with double incomes, a nanny, six soccer camps, little league, cheerleading, and SAT tutors. They'd rather have twice the commute and be on 1/8 of an acre. And in a transient economy where people change jobs and move a lot more than ever, it's risky to buy a fixer upper or a house with odd problems and not dump money into it right away; you might have to move and thus sell a house with a 600 sq ft master bath and a 50 sq ft kitchen or some shit.

And for me, it's the way I was raised. My parents were always buying fixer uppers and living in grand old homes that they would make their own. They held disdain for cookie cutter tract stuff.

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

I've pondered the rationale for hating McMansions.
and I just don't buy it. It centers too much on percieved
tackiness. There might be a jealousy component...could
it be that some cramped city dwellers can't believe it's
decent or fair for someone to have that much extra
living space. I think it's just another manifestation of
class irateness and kneejerk hatred of the boozh-wah.
Although these huge-house-dwellers in the west (here
in Idaho, for example) aren't nearly as well-off as
you might guess. You might be shocked at how affordable
housing is out here.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

We're being asked to defend the houses themselves here, not housing developments, which do seem actually indefensible. The houses themselves, though, can be comforting and even aesthetically pleasing, really nice to drive by on dark nights when they're all lit up and quiet. Also, they leave great garbage out front, you can totally stock your apartment with their castoffs.

They're not really morally defenisble, but meh, what is?

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Also, having been in a wide variety of homes during my brief baby-sitting phase in high school, I can safely say the only thing that beats the McMansions as things-to-live-in are the absurdly nice old houses in the center of town. There's space to run around and space to put things and they're constructed well enough so things aren't just falling apart, hopefully.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Were the bungalows built in the 40s and 50s considered as tacky at the time as mcmansions are now? It's kind of hard to see the difference. I'm sure some people will find them kitschy and charming in 50 or 60 years.

Chris H. (chrisherbert), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Housing developments are indefensible? Why?

>it is difficult to defend McMansions because they have no
>character. They are aesthetically unappealing...

Emotion, emotion, emotion.

> and are springing up everywhere...making certain developers
>v. rich and creating who knows how many future problems.

Yeah, exactly WHO KNOWS what kind of problems are caused,
nobody knows, because economic growth and population growth
aren't de facto harmful to society.

>I've tried to convince my parents to move out of the
>annoying, suburban sprawland

>living around mcmansions and in a town where everyone has a
>lexus or bmw

Classism?

>The relentless push outward abandons inner ring suburbs which then >have to deal with lowered tax base

This is fakokta. Maybe, for the sake of a secure tax base, we
should pass a law against moving anywhere.

> it all works towards gentrification within the city,
>and the loss of public infrastructure for those who can't
>move out to the mcmansions.

Sounds like classism, and buying into into the idea that
the economy is a small pie and anyone making big bucks
HAS to be fleecing the common working man. It's just too
pat.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want no nifty pad
I wanna home just like mom & daaaaad

kingfish praetor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Big houses of any kind are indefensible, especially nowadays when there's only four people in a family unlike in the 50s when there were like 7 or 8.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Emotion, emotion, emotion.

You are Dave Sim and I claim my five bucks.

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

No, but I am Cerebus, prepare to be eviscerated (*thwack*)

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

My complaint is far more snobbish than egalitarian. They're far too often soulless, charmless galleries of conspicuous consumption tempered neither by refined taste, personal quirks, nor much human warmth. They don't have yards 'cause no-one inside would use them. The interiors are often either insipid or hideously vulgar or worse, a haphazard combination of both. There's nothing novel about this. People have been making big show-off houses since the beginning of civilization but McMansions lack that patina of age that softens the brashness of new houses and leaves me wondering if lares will ever even bother to settle there. I wonder if they'll have gained some gravitas and respectibility in 50 years?

I'm also inclined to wonder at the need for houses so big that the inhabitants never have to interact and, yet, where the opportunity for outdoor living is proscribed. There's no reason to design and nurture a shady garden if you intend to spend the hot months with the A/C on and the cold ones with the heat on.

In the end it comes down to the inane materialist argument of the arriviste that money justifies everything. Since they have been productive (i.e. earned enough) to build their status symbol, they feel they've done enough. However, real refinement doesn't come from the square footage of your house but what you do with it, and, while it requires money and time to make a home nice, no amount of money will compensate for an inartistic or aesthetically indifferent mind.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Refinement? Who needs it.

>I'm also inclined to wonder at the need for houses so big that
>the inhabitants never have to interact

That's what cell phones are for :0)

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

SP, you are really gross and unpleasant.

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

And comparing someone to Dave Sim is pleasant discourse?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

I make no claims about myself pro or con, I'm just saying I think you're really gross and unpleasant.

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Good lord! Not happening! We've lost the Aioli camp,
what's next???

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

camp estela

estela (estela), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

i would like these things a lot more if they all shared the over-blown aesthetics of the southern brooklyn variety.

(wish i had some pix to share - shit is bananas. thank got for russian immigrants and italian americans)

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), September 5th, 2006. (scoopsnoodle) (later) (link

hah our house (though not huge) is adorned with horses, lions, an eagle and a mary on the halfshell!

fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

Marys on the halfshell are fairly abundant around here - usually they're painted blue.

jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

There might be a jealousy component...could it be that some cramped city dwellers can't believe it's decent or fair for someone to have that much extra living space. I think it's just another manifestation of class irateness and kneejerk hatred of the boozh-wah.

And how is this different from the McMansion-dwellers who believe that cities are nothing but crime-infested slums filled with gun-toting poor people?

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

Or perhaps more pointedly, McMansion-dwellers who don't like cities because they're filled with minorities that don't speak English.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

the one thing that's stopped the serious mcmansions springing up in my parents' neck of south knoxville is one little stretch of road, on the way from town, that has to pass underneath a railroad bed; it's so small, and the corner it's on is so tight, that trucks big enough to carry the supplies most mcmansions require are too big to fit underneath it! (ever since i can remember there has been an official yellow county sign on either side of the little concrete tunnel, each of which says "honk")

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

Were the bungalows built in the 40s and 50s considered as tacky at the time as mcmansions are now? It's kind of hard to see the difference. I'm sure some people will find them kitschy and charming in 50 or 60 years.

M. White picked the term I was going to respond with - conspicuous consumption. Tract houses and bungalow styles (which may generally share some connection with regional or national vernacular) may all look the same and they're off-putting in their own way, but McMansions have that extra veneer of privilege and entitlement lacking in solidly middle-class suburban housing.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

Well there's certainly nothing new about richer people building more ostentatious homes.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

there are lots of old buildings on grand concourse in the bronx that 100 years ago were mansions for that era's conspicuously-wealthy/nouveaux-riche. unfortunately, grand concourse also runs through the south bronx (fill in the blank) -- and some have devolved considerably from their once-grand stylee. since mcmansions are not in large cities like NYC, such devolution (for good or for bad) doesn't seem all that likely.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

I would have replied earlier, but I was out picking out material for our renovated shower stall. This is after the new kitchen (and the roof, and the windows, and the A/C install, plus myraid other small stuff) on our 77-year-old house. Don OTM above re: 'divorce-inspiring arguments when the plumbing dies' -- been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

Lived in too many housing developments growing up. My parents flipped out when we bought the old house, but you have to realize that any house over 20 years old is into the major repair cycles (e.g. roof, HVAC). Only way to avoid that is to keep buying new houses -- your mortgage lender will like you, but buy/sell one house at the wrong time in the wrong market and you'll spend a long time digging out.

My wife is a property claims adjuster and has plenty of horror stories about shoddy original construction in mega-dollar new homes. That, plus my strong disinclination to outmigrate, has kept us here (inner-ring suburb) for 16 years. Just wish our 6-year-old hadn't had so many friends' families move out to the exurbs.

Jeff Wright (JeffW1858), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

'myriad'

Jeff Wright (JeffW1858), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

There might be a jealousy component...could it be that some cramped city dwellers can't believe it's decent or fair for someone to have that much extra living space. I think it's just another manifestation of class irateness and kneejerk hatred of the boozh-wah.

ok, here's the thing with me:

i don't need that much space. i have a 1-bedroom and frankly have no idea what to do with all the square footage. i could make do with a small studio; when i get restless, the outer world is my backyard. i'm not envious of mcmansions at all -- if i could trade up for anything, it'd be a big kitchen, but i don't need the three-car garage or the separate dining room or what have you.

as a dilettante planner-in-training, i hate mcmansions for completely building out their lot size and being really greedy with frontage and side-yard and rear-yard setbacks, and for being single-family homes when the lot could comfortably accommodate medium-sized houses for a couple of young families. a lot of the victorian homes in l.a. that were built before modern size regulations started taking shape got torn down for apartment buildings, but some escaped the bulldozer and got grandfathered in through historic preservation and nonconforming-use exemptions, and houses that used to be the property of one rich family (or person!) ended up being carved into cute little studios and 1-bedrooms for students, yuppie couples, etc. i can't see this happening anytime soon with mcmansions, but who knows? i can't vouch for taste. which is why i wouldn't try to regulate mcmansions on design grounds (aside from land use) -- just because something's visually hideous doesn't mean it should be illegal.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

(sorry, i haven't read this whole thread... i've been offline for the past day or so)

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

i hate mcmansions for completely building out their lot size and being really greedy with frontage and side-yard and rear-yard setbacks

That makes McMansions sound like the pinnacle of New Urbanist planning!

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

anyway fuck all this noise, the place to be is the X-Seed 4000

At last the Ryugyong Hotel has a rival!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

the few mcmansions i've seen were exurban and seemed as ridiculous as the house in Days of Heaven (as the Price Tower?).

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

That makes McMansions sound like the pinnacle of New Urbanist planning!

well, no. "new urbanism" (as a sustainability endeavor) encourages population density, not just building density (and the building density would have to make room for other buildings. new urbanism is also in favor of green space, walkable sidewalks, and the like -- things that occur in traditional neighborhoods.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

and of course the hilarious thing about ppl who move to ruralish exurbia to be "around nature" (the desert, the mountains) is that they all get the same brilliant idea around the same time, and soon those areas are so built out that the nature is pretty worthless, the pristine mountainside is full of smog and traffic and roadkill and their neighbors' ugly houses. (newhall ranch comes to mind.)

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

Well, in the spirit of doing the "defending" part here, I think I have to pick on a bunch of things, because I feel like a lot of you are talking in a really metropolitan way, one that doesn't have much to do with a lot of the places these things are actually built.

I mean, maybe these houses have to crowd their lots in city suburbs, but they're not incredibly bad about it in most of the places I've seen them -- say, Bloomington, IL. They don't necessarily have a "veneer of privilege and entitlement lacking in solidly middle-class suburban housing," because in lots of spots they kind of are solidly middle-class suburban housing; maybe upper-middle, fine, but in a small town homes in this style can be accessible to a two-income family bringing in, say, $100k between the two of them. And yes, their lots could possibly accommodate two smaller homes for younger families, but in plenty of the places they're built, there's no force really controlling for space: when there's just endless woods or prairie all around you, there's no real push to conserve land. It creates sprawl, yes it does, but the dirty secret here is that lots of middle-American folks want that sprawl and distance, either in a post-pioneer way or a good-fences-good-neighbors way. The houses are just a symptom of that -- getting rid of them isn't going to fix the psychology that supports them.

And like I said, as a separate issue, it's hard to find a force that can stop this, apart from the pure conscience of Americans deciding they're sick of sprawl and want to live close together again and somehow forcing their towns to pass on easy development -- which seems economically unlikely, especially when you figure that people who cringe at the big-box sprawl landscape have thus far just run off to the cities when young. I mean, yes, I have this terror that we've messed up much of the landscape to the point where we'll get a really bad divide between a wealthy urban elite and everyone else cast out to inhabit a horrible sprawling nothing, though I do hope one result of that would be an actual marketplace of towns trying to design themselves in tighter pedestrian patterns, trying to attract failed city-lovers -- but that requires a whole bunch of economic revision, with regard to where jobs are, and really the main sense in which towns can seize any control of this is when it comes to affordable housing, because they don't have the leverage to interfere too much with big-bucks development. I think the thing will be to see the fate of pre-planned deals like what Denver's doing with the old airport, making a whole pedestrian-friendly campus-type development; I have my doubts about things like that coming out right and aging well, but if they do, they might manage a good enough pull to keep folks fighting their way into cities just to avoid a strip-malled landmass.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

an essay i read yesterday called this the "exopolis." (xpost)

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

the dirty secret here is that lots of middle-American folks want that sprawl

that's not a secret, it's a PROBLEM.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rmh-temple.com/images/index_09.gif

señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

I worked on a home in a new gated community in supposedly rural land. You take a two-lane highway to nowhere, turn off on a 1.5-lane blacktop farm road... and then around the bend there's a big-ass iron gate and a bunch of homes (not quite McMansions, they're all custom but horrible) buried in amongst the mesquite tree.

I didn't get it - why live 25 minutes from town if my next-door neighbor can see in my bedroom?

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if McMansions are the new middle class housing? Depending on your mortgage, you don't have to put that much money down to buy. And it's not like there's another alternative of new single family stand alone homes in growing or developing communities. It seems that the majority of people with some financial traction who live in the suburbs tend to buy either a new condo or a Mc. And these new suburban condos can be pretty pricey themselves, depending on the build. The ones across from the library where I work cost like 700K. And these are off of the beltway, but not in a particulary desirable area. These seem to be more retirement homes because most people starting out (who may also want to start a family) either don't have that much money or want more space. Close to my neighborhood, we have 4 new McMansions that were just built off of Route 1, across from a 7 Eleven and a gas station, on a fairly dingey stretch that includes otherwise tiny houses on very large stretches of land. I'll see if I can take some pictures of housing around here.

Here's an article about Loudon County, a place in NoVa just deemed the nation's richest suburb. There is nothing out there but new houses.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/03/AR2006090300968.html

x-post from way up

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

They don't necessarily have a "veneer of privilege and entitlement lacking in solidly middle-class suburban housing," because in lots of spots they kind of are solidly middle-class suburban housing; maybe upper-middle, fine, but in a small town homes in this style can be accessible to a two-income family bringing in, say, $100k between the two of them.

actually, that mcmansions are "middle-class" IS part of the problem -- since these things are only affordable to people earning such salaries (and even upper-middle class salaries) through fiscally absurd mortgages. which, in turn, have fueled the fiscally absurd housing bubble.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it's not a good thing that they are middle class, it's just that the McMansion is the cookie cutter starter home for many, not an inconceivable dream that some of the more ornate versions may be. E.g., my cousin lives in one a bit south of here, and in that community/neighborhood, they would have been hard pressed to live in a different style of house. Also, those houses were really not that expensive, since they were further out. Depending on location, the same Mc could vary by 500,000 or so.

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

point being - like hurting's in-laws, my parents have this weird idea of how much space they "need", which is probably a result of living around mcmansions and in a town where everyone has a lexus or bmw.

They still find the cathedral ceilings ridiculous though. And if you took those out and arranged the rooms in a logical fashion, you wouldn't actually have all that big a house.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, maybe these houses have to crowd their lots in city suburbs, but they're not incredibly bad about it in most of the places I've seen them -- say, Bloomington, IL.

holy shit, you really ARE d.f. wallace.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

was the Dakota a proto-mcmansion?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

And like I said, as a separate issue, it's hard to find a force that can stop this

not stop it, no, but there are plenty of ways to mitigate it. to take one tiny example: impact fees. one thing that makes these kinds of developments so attrative to developers (i.e. so profitable) is that they have to pay very little of the associated infrastructure costs. like, they buy up a lot of farmland on a narrow two-lane road, and then -- if they're in a county with loose subdivision regulations, which is true of a lot of exurban counties -- they pack the land with houses and effectively quadruple the daily traffic on that stretch of road, but they have no responsibility for the subsequent, inevitable road-widening, traffic lights, etc. -- to say nothing of the strain on the local school system of having a bunch of new kids dumped on them. of course, the news residents pay for some of that in property taxes, but often not enough to cover the infrastructure costs. and more to the point, the developer pays zilch, and skips on down the road to the next pasture.

and there are of course a lot of other kinds of rules and regulations that can provide at least some balance of interests. but there often isn't sufficient political will or incentive to do those things until the problems are already well underway. (the exception, naturally, being in particularly wealthy communities, where development is controlled like a motherfucker.) point being, mcmansions are no force of nature or weird aberration of american character -- they're a market response to market conditions. and market conditions are the product of political decisions.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

new residents. and attractive. i think my fingerz are tired.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

while i understand the desire for a large house i don't understand the need for a McMansion when you can get large-sized OLDER houses

Trust me on this, older houses - if you're speaking about houses that are 19th century or turn of the century - do not meet our needs: the kitchen's too small, no more than 1 or 2 bathrooms, downstairs you'll have a small living room and maybe a reception room. On top of that you'll need to completely redo the house (as a result of the above but also because electicity/gas and whatnot do not meet the needs of a 21th century family). As a result you're actually paying not only for the house but also the rebuilding which will run into the same amount as building a new house. We did this with our first house. Second house? We didn't bother, we sold it (for various reasons). I know, I know, it looks lovely, has style,... But you're paying so much money which could be spent on a NEW house which doesn't give you as much trouble as the old one.

Also, people who say: Who needs a big house? Who needs anything? Who needs a record collection? Who needs a house when you could live in a tent? The more money you have, the more you'll get accustomed to more luxury.

There might be a jealousy component...

I can't help but roffle at this. Always the jealousy! I mean, ffs, maybe some people just dislike it because it's, well, horrible. That said, some people just don't care about style (whatever that is?). As I said, define style? For some people my house will look like it has style, but to me it doesn't look that stylish, there's tons out there. I mean, *shrug*, maybe these people figure that the outside isn't that important, it's not like they're sitting in a couch looking at their facade all day long. Who cares what others, driving by, think of their house?

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 07:16 (nineteen years ago)

was the Dakota a proto-mcmansion?

I'd say no, it's a classic. but the Apthorp @ 79th & Bway might be, it's similiar to the Dakota and even more over the top IMO.

seems like McMansions are a broader phenomenon. I thought the term applied to the kinds of places I saw in Los Angeles nabes like Beverley Hills & Breantwood, vulgar grandeur on a small lot. some looked like a compact Taj Mahal, others like a glorified Motel 6.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

on one hand...

"Beverly Hills restricts new houses to 1,500 square feet plus 40% of the lot size, said Audrey Arlington, a principal planner for the city. That permits a 4,620-square-foot house on a 7,800-square-foot lot. Plans for houses larger than 15,000 square feet have to go through a different process.
If the proposed design does not meet staff approval, it must go before the city's design review commission, created in 2004. The aesthetics-driven commission ensures that new houses have an architectural style that fits the streetscape."

otoh...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_palace

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

we drove past one gargantuan p-palace in BH that was being expanded on a property that must be worth jillions. susan & her brother thought the shah of iran had lived there in exile, "or the shah of something."

most of the small-lot palaces were in Brentwood, behind gates and shrubs and fences. what older houses remain in that neighborhood are tasteful in comparison -- what a contrast!-- though hardly modest.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:28 (nineteen years ago)

it's important to note (as i have already) that many of the older big-houses-on-small-lots are permitted as legal-nonconforming structures as long as they existed prior to the passing of the size ordinances on new construction. "new" is the key word. if anything happens to the buildings to a significant degree (fire, act of god), they're not protected anymore and are subject to the same regulations as everyone else in the zone. areas are zoned for use too, meaning that if you get an exception, you HAVE to use the property for the exact purpose you said you were going to use it for (consistent with the language in the permit), and without any time gaps. so there's always this burden of proof on the owner to show that their property still has a reason to exist.

i'm no expert on historic preservation yet, but HPOZs (overlay zones for historic neighborhoods) are a common way to protect architecturally important homes while still conforming to present-day ordinances for business, housing, etc. without preservation laws, the idea is one of planned obsolescence... an agreement that eventually the structure/use will reflect the current zoning map.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

Our mcmansion ordinace:

For a building permit for a new duplex or single-family structure on a lot where a structure has been or will be demolished or relocated, the new structure’s size is limited to the greater of the following:
(a) 0.4 to 1 floor-to-area ratio (aka, “FAR” – the resulting structure can't exceed 40% of the entire plot area)
(b) 2,500 square feet; or
(c) 20% more square feet than the existing or pre-existing structure.

For a remodel permit to increase the size of a duplex or single-family structure, the structure’s size after the remodel is limited to the greater of the following:
(a) 0.4 to 1 floor-to-area ratio;
(b) 2,500 square feet; or
(c) the existing size 1,000 square feet, if the applicant has been granted a homestead exemption.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

Beverly Hills restricts new houses to 1,500 square feet plus 40% of the lot size, said Audrey Arlington, a principal planner for the city. That permits a 4,620-square-foot house on a 7,800-square-foot lot. Plans for houses larger than 15,000 square feet have to go through a different process

Sunland and Tujunga just enacted a similar ordinance.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

I can only imagine what the exurban blight is going to look like in unsustainable areas like Phoenix and Las Vegas.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

A thread full of sprawl pr0n for everyone

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Gypsy, I want to kind of once again move this away from suburbs -- part of my point with regard to much of America was that there's not any big infrastructure issue. You're right that in lots of places there's an actual economic incentive for city government to exert more control on these things. But in plenty of places, the property taxes they stand to gain far outweigh the cost of one little access road leading out to the development, and there's no significant burden to schools because there aren't many of them to begin with, so the kids would go to the same ones either way.

I have trouble defending them, though, just based on my own childhood. I grew up in the neighborhood you can see in the background of this picture -- in fact, you can see my friend Dave's house. (There was no golf course then.)

http://www.pueblo.us/images/album/MoreOfPueblo/slides/Walking%20Stick%20Golf%20Course-2.JPG

I.e., close-set medium-sized homes with nice yards in a system of cul-de-sacs and pre-planned "greenbelt" parks -- this is what I think of as decent and pleasant, I guess. But then at the end of the 80s richer people started a another subdevelopment off to the side, in total McMansion style, with families picking their lots for large spaces between the houses, such that it began to feel just ... dead. I used to hate going there; in my are you were always walking or bike-riding from house to house, an actual neighborhood where each bit of space belonged to someone and was used for a purpose -- but up there, you felt like you were in a bit of a wasteland that just happened to have a bunch of stone edifices scattered around it, with strips and bits of pointless anarchic prairie just sitting between them. Something about that was terrifically unpleasant; it felt like a ragtag pioneer settlement, or something, a bunch of defended forts from which to peek suspiciously out at everyone. Whereas my cul-de-sac had block parties, and people fenced in their yards, instead of just letting their lots trail off toward the next.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, part of the aesthetic thing is that a "mansion" is something that sits off by itself, like an estate house, dominating what should theoretically be grounds -- put them next to one another, and they look a bit off, really, and all the details that are supposed to convey their majesty and nobility make them seem unapproachable and frightening. Whereas those standard subdivision box-shaped houses look like they go next to something -- they look ridiculous standing off on their own. (The boxy shape itself is modular and Lego-like; McMansions always want to take a heaping shape, like they're self-contained upward-aspiring things -- castles.) And it's good to live near people! To live in something! I guess I can imagine the mentality of people who want to scoot off into their own space, but I can't sympathize much with it.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

right, that's the point here we all seem to agree on: McMansions are undesirable for a number of reasons, we can point out the societal affects and the objective problems with them in other ways but really honestly McMansions are indefensible in the same way that purchasing an SUV is indefensible - it's nonsensical ostentation that doesn't get you anything but more empty space to call your own. It actually makes so many things about life more difficult - leaving your house and going anywhere, for one thing - and all you have to show for it are a few hundred square feet you don't need and are likely to never use.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

But big-picture morals and social concerns aside, they're also like the family house in 'The Jerk'. They're just supersized versions of middle class housing. If I had that amount of money to throw at my abode, it would go into better quality, harder-to-get details and objects as opposed to merely more square footage.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

well yeah, you or I or anybody with good sense knows that Lotus Esprit beats Cadillac Escalade every day of every month.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

elvis's link is mesmerizing. how far do you have to drive through all those little twisty roads to get to a grocery store? I guess, what's the saying, in for a penny in for a pound? as long as you're in your car anyway?

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Umm, usually you just turn down one artery, then turn onto a main road or highway that'll take you a mile down to the store. Some of the pictures in their certainly do show some badly developed mansion plots, but a lot of them are just of average box-style middle-class housing.

I'm not entirely sure I can cosign the aversion to subdivisions flat-out, mostly because there are lots of places where it just isn't feasible to have housing mixed in with commercial stuff -- there isn't enough commercial stuff to go around. This isn't even a new idea, or anything: it's the way towns in America have always been built, especially in the west, with a commercial main street surrounded by pockets of housing. The problem now isn't that the housing's all consolidated into subdivisions, it's that the "commercial main street" has faded off into rows of strip-malls and box stores lining the major roads that take you back to your subdivision.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

how far do you have to drive through all those little twisty roads to get to a grocery store?

Quite a bit actually. Not surprisingly, developers love cul-de-sacs because they can charge a 5% markup on cul-de-sac houses. The traffic is horrible though.

I'm still annoyed by one house I lived at in Irvine which was located on a cul-de-sac street. The house was only 100 yards away by-crow-flight from the grocery store, but because of a 15ft high wall in between the house and the store, I had to drive a half-mile to get there.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

...I had to drive a half-mile to get there.

Hahahaha. Or walk/bike. Not to say that I don't sometimes (usually) drive the mile to my nearest Ralphs or Trader Joe's.

nickn (nickn), Thursday, 7 September 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

i can't begrudge anyone a car trip to (and from) their grocery store if they're buying tons of groceries. if they're just buying one or two items, it seems silly. i noticed that my local ralph's has a free shuttle; more stores should offer this service (of course this is only helping the environment if there's more than one passenger in the shuttle during the course of the trip).

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

This isn't even a new idea, or anything: it's the way towns in America have always been built

Not really. Towns in America were once small and centralized. You can still see that in the older towns in the Northeast, especially -- for years my grandmother lived in a town in Connecticut that had a town square, and arranged around it were a score of essential life-sustaining businesses. If you couldn't get your truck out of the driveway because of snow, you could still walk a short distance and get food.

It's the way towns have been built since cars, and the way that even major cities were built when we were assuming that gas would always be cheap and plentiful (which is still right now, in many cases).

there are lots of places where it just isn't feasible to have housing mixed in with commercial stuff -- there isn't enough commercial stuff to go around

There isn't enough commercial stuff to fill that much space, true. But again, what made the total separation of residential area and commercial area possible was largely the car. Once you assume that you'll never have to walk to anything important, anything important tends to get further and further away.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

omg the pictures in that linked thread are so pretty. lots of them look totally normal and some look super creepy. the distance from stuff point isn't as big a deal to me as the way they feel at once so big and jammed together, for the creepy ones. the arial photos don't capture how imposing and isolated they feel.

really the distinction for me is streets where i can imagine kids playing, and streets that feel totally barren.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 7 September 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

the presence of front yards and their various states of things-being-out-there or not has something to do with this.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 7 September 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

zoning has been partially responsible for sprawl (esp. zoning maps where commercial & industrial areas are separated from housing). it was supposed to be a "health, safety, and welfare" thing, as well as a social hygiene thing (at night, you wanna go home away from that manufacturing area with the noxious emissions, ne'er-do-well day laborers, etc).

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

part of my point with regard to much of America was that there's not any big infrastructure issue.

i guess i'm not sure what you mean. how/where/why is infrastructure not an issue? what has made mcmansion-style development possible is the public subsidization of the infrastructure that supports it (often done at the behest of developers who buy up big chunks of land and then lobby local and state governments for sewers, roads, highway off-ramps, etc). which tends to happen while other infrastructure needs are neglected. the property-tax recoup is a hard thing to gauge. taxes for a development can easily pay for an access road, but that's just the immediate, direct cost. then you have the ongoing cost of services (which get more expensive to provide per person the more sprawling the population), the longterm environmental impact, education, and so forth. i've seen several cases of once-rural two-lane roads being rapidly built-up, leading to roads being forced to handle way more traffic than they were ever designed for, schools bursting at the seams (go count how many suburban schools are using "temporary" classrooms; i was in one affluent suburban middle school that had FORTY kids per classroom), all of which create crises that the local political structures end up feeling obligated to deal with, at the expense of other needs (often in lower-income areas with less political clout).

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 7 September 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

Needs of the rich in outweighing needs of the poor shockah.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

zoning has been partially responsible for sprawl (esp. zoning maps where commercial & industrial areas are separated from housing). it was supposed to be a "health, safety, and welfare" thing, as well as a social hygiene thing (at night, you wanna go home away from that manufacturing area with the noxious emissions, ne'er-do-well day laborers, etc).

I'm not sure, based on this, how it leads to sprawl.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

because urban "bedroom communities" were the original suburbs, and the later suburbs and exurbs grew out of the notion that civilized people lived, worked, and shopped on different parts of the map.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

the property-tax recoup is a hard thing to gauge.

part of the reason there's been so much new construction in california is because prop-13 era homeowners have such a great deal that they refuse to sell and open up existing housing (compare this to rent-control laws where little old bluehairs are still paying $150 a month). sales tax is where the money's at.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

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That had something to do with the attitudes, I don't doubt, but I still contend that the car made it possible. You don't move 40 minutes away from poor people unless you have a car.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

the streetcars and subways made longer-distance travel possible (and spurned transit-oriented development) even before the ford-assembly-line era.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

The ford-assembly-line era killed public transportation, in many cases deliberately.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

advertising played a big part, but the roger rabbit conspiracy theory isn't directly true -- cars (and the celebration of a bourgeois lifestyle) were becoming popular at a time when the pacific electric didn't have the money to maintain and operate its red cars sufficiently, and the ridership decrease was largely because of shitty service and uncomfortable rides.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

Towns in America were once small and centralized. You can still see that in the older towns in the Northeast ... what made the total separation of residential area and commercial area possible was largely the car

Or the horse, actually -- I said "especially in the west" because I'm talking about areas that have a longer history with the farming model, where a main street center and a core of old homes (for merchants and for the wealthy and important) are surrounded by people spread out on huge parcels of land. Go any place where people grow any kind of grain, and they've been riding carts and horses down into the "centralized" quaint old main street since well before everyone had a truck. I think that idea of town-organization is still lingering in plenty of people's preferences, because it's really recent, and really small towns are still working on it -- I think it's part of why people in mid-Illinois or in Colorado want their private mansions rather than a tighter, more metropolitan organization. (Same goes for the south's planning history.)

how/where/why is infrastructure not an issue?

Gypsy, I was talking here about smaller towns, basically. Those infrastructure and planning impacts are going to be huge and problematic for suburbs and exurbs with large amounts of people moving in and through them -- they have a lot to keep under control. But part of the cultural power of the McMansion also comes from people turning to them in areas where those impacts are lessened, just in terms of pure scale. (Move to a town with only one high school, and what kind of house you choose makes no difference to the school system -- except that if you build a mini-mansion, they'll get more in property taxes.) And as these sorts of designs and developments become standard in places like that, they pick up steam, normality, ease, and efficiency for other places.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

the streetcars and subways made longer-distance travel possible (and spurned transit-oriented development) even before the ford-assembly-line era.

A city with streetcars and trains even today looks much different than ones with networks of freeways. The difference is not really one of necessity, either -- New York doesn't have to have subways, but it did, long before cars. So the subways stuck, because they happen to work. Chicago ought to have more trains than it does, but it's relatively younger than New York, so at some point it started to become a weird combination of 19th-century metropolis and 20th-century sprawl. Which is to say, Chicago built a lot of freeways. Los Angeles is a true 20th century city; without freeways, there would be no Los Angeles. The difference between freeway and train is huge in the way is consolidates density and determines where it is convenient for people to live. And not to get all Momus-ey, but density is key to the life of anything you can call a city.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

Also, in another version of this western-town model, the housing in the town center -- while dotted with a few grand old town-VIP homes -- is largely really modest, because that kind of close-together functional housing was designed for blue-collar industrial workers. (E.g., you have a big steel mill and a neighborhood essentially devoted to its workers.) So when someone got some money in there, the response would be to build bigger homes outside of that.

Obviously I'm not saying those dynamics are still at play today -- just that I think they inform Americans' psychological visions of what a town is like (and what a neighborhood is like). And anything approaching city-styled planning is kinda completely foreign and alien to the visions and culture of a lot of the country.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

So when someone got some money in there, the response would be to build bigger homes outside of that.

Was the desire really for more space, though, or just more land? This western-town model has a lot to do with trying to grab as much land as possible.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

That, and having a farm as being a thing that's actually profitable. Those days are long gone.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

because urban "bedroom communities" were the original suburbs, and the later suburbs and exurbs grew out of the notion that civilized people lived, worked, and shopped on different parts of the map.

Also! I think another weird problem is that suburbs and exurbs were -- theoretically -- originally supposed to be dormitories for people who worked in cities. But once giant office parks moved in those directions, people could live and work and shop entirely in what was originally thought up as a commuter dorm. It's no wonder they feel so icky to be in.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

cars (and the celebration of a bourgeois lifestyle) were becoming popular at a time when the pacific electric didn't have the money to maintain and operate its red cars sufficiently, and the ridership decrease was largely because of shitty service and uncomfortable rides.

But isn't that like saying that a dip in car sales is because cars are less then desirable? What you describe was a coincidence, I think. The availability of the technology was all that really determined anything. If people had to keep riding trains because they had no other choice, they wouldn't have noticed how uncomfortable they were.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

Los Angeles is a true 20th century city; without freeways, there would be no Los Angeles.

freeways are cool and all, but there most definitely was a los angeles without them, and that l.a. still exists in certain pockets of the city. as a 20th century city its roots are in the earlier parts of the century -- the megalomaniac/eeevil-modernist coolidge era, and the big-government progressivism of hoover and fdr. the streets downtown are named very optimistic-sadsack 30s things like like "hope" and "flower" and "spring" (and "hoover" too). actually, downtown l.a. is a VERY urban business district, very much like new york or chicago. and it's chock full of subway stops and surface-street transportation.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

That nobody uses.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, that's unfair, but public transportation did not make LA the way it made NY and Chicago, and people do not pour in droves into the subway stops in LA at rush hour the way they do in NY or Chicago. Because the density of LA was not built around the public transportation (as it should have been!). The public transportation was an afterthought.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

(Move to a town with only one high school, and what kind of house you choose makes no difference to the school system -- except that if you build a mini-mansion, they'll get more in property taxes.)

maybe, i don't know. i don't think that's statistically a big part of the mcmansion phenomenon, which is mostly concentrated in sizable subdivisions that include lots of cars and lots of kids. to the extent that those get built in and around small towns -- which has happened all over the place -- it's usually by way of the existing small towns becoming bedroom communities within a larger metro region. i mean, that what a lot of suburbs and exurbs are -- places that used to be one-stoplight waystations. to the extent that people go and build stand-alone mcmansions on rural scrub land, or on a vacant lot along main street in some small city, i agree that their impact is diminished. but mcmansions tend to travel in packs.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

But isn't that like saying that a dip in car sales is because cars are less then desirable? What you describe was a coincidence, I think. The availability of the technology was all that really determined anything. If people had to keep riding trains because they had no other choice, they wouldn't have noticed how uncomfortable they were.

recontextualize this. nobody back then knew anything about urban planning (even the urban planners, who made lots of stupid mistakes and weren't really as formal and academy-recognized and community-oriented as they are today); if people knew that they could protest against major seachanges, they weren't educated enough in the right ways to formulate a traction-gaining argument; any civic engagement whatsoever could get you branded a communist; belonging to the monoculture was seen as a GREAT thing, an ideal, and it was so pervasive and undiluted by counterculture or weird ethnic shit that in most people's minds there weren't any alternatives to drinking the bourgie kool-aid. so it was a black-and-white issue for red car riders -- the service sucked, but they weren't going to demand anything better, so option B was the car, and options C-Z weren't even on the test. if they wanted to continue riding the streetcar, it certainly wasn't the appropriate time to stand up and say so.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

point taken.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

That nobody uses.

ok, this confirms that you have no idea what you're talking about. come to los angeles sometime, get on a metro bus on a weekday during business hours, and see if you can even find a place to STAND. the buses are over capacity, and i've heard that the blue line is the most populous (or something) subway line in the county. the red line does very well and serves some really busy areas. there aren't many rail lines in service right now, but the expo line will be open by 2010, and they're working on the gold line extension to east l.a. as we speak, and it looks like the red line extension down wilshire will be a reality.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

county.

country, not county, although it's true of the county too.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

and it looks like the red line extension down wilshire will be a reality.

About fucking time, too.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

re: LA public transport. Wasn't it so that once LA had quite a good public transport system, but it was bought up by companies that were basically fronts for car companies and the tracks ripped up?

S- (sgh), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

Er, you might want to read upthread...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

many of those old ROWs still exist and are being recycled!

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

or re-cycled, in the case of bike paths...

(sorry)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

haha

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

it's such a great time to be in los angeles. mayor villaraigosa is radically shaking up the city, and many bratty young-republican types despise him for it.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't it so that once LA had quite a good public transport system, but it was bought up by companies that were basically fronts for car companies and the tracks ripped up?

Yeah, that happened in a lot of places.

ok, this confirms that you have no idea what you're talking about. come to los angeles sometime, get on a metro bus on a weekday during business hours, and see if you can even find a place to STAND. [...] mayor villaraigosa is radically shaking up the city, and many bratty young-republican types despise him for it.

hm. It's sounding better and better. I haven't been there for about 10 years, and I don't recall having many public transportation options. Or being advised by the locals not to use the ones that existed. If that's all getting radically shaken up, it sounds cool.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

i went to L.A. three years ago and took the bus everywhere. no sweat! i did have to wait about 15 minutes a few times, but it's so f*cking beautiful outside, who cares?

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

All this debate about public transport in LA and whether it exists or not amuses me greatly.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

i went to L.A. three years ago and took the bus everywhere

where is "everywhere"?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

Oh good lord.

LA's MTA site

Bus system map

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

belonging to the monoculture was seen as a GREAT thing, an ideal, and it was so pervasive and undiluted by counterculture or weird ethnic shit that in most people's minds there weren't any alternatives

"was"? it still seems to get >50% of registered voters, which lots of Dems don't seem to get.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

thanks Ned. I didn't remember seeing all those routes when I was using one of those LA tourism sites a year or two ago. Maybe that was intentional.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

debate with kenan on any issue is usually grounds for being greatly amused

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

gabbneb PLEASE take your "Democrats should turn into Republicans if they want to win" schtick to a thread where it makes SENSE

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

I think there are two McMansion phenoms being referred to. If I may?

1. exurbs full of cul-de-sacs and identical model homes cheek by jowl
2. pre-existing residential neighborhoods with homes from a certain era/aesthetic that are invaded by new construction of homes much larger, showier than the ones present

I think 2 is more of a problem in the Northeast right now, certainly in North Jersey and surrounding, and there've been articles and essays galore about it. Maybe 1 is more the baby of the mid- and south-west?

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

i did have to wait about 15 minutes a few times, but it's so f*cking beautiful outside, who cares?

word.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Number 2 is what we have here Laurel (Tx). At least when we talk about Mc Mansions. Number 1 is just housing developments and a separate issue to me.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

Just to be a pain in the ass, I'd like to point out that bourgeois originally meant city dweller.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

mcmansions as a generic term really arose from new tract housing. i'm less familiar with it as infill or replacement housing, but i guess it makes sense that people in already-developed areas or inner-ring suburbs would adopt the more-space-for-me aesthetic and try to retrofit it to older neighborhoods.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

which obviously would be a bad fit, because older neighborhoods aren't just designed with smaller homes, they're designed for a substantially different lifestyle than mcmansions -- one that includes sidewalks and front lawns and a different concept of community.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

There's also

3) Farmland, previously rolling hills, that's converted into residential acreage, with McMansions dotted over it, willy-nilly

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, #2 is cropping up in my W. MI hometown, too. Someone bought a house down the street from my parents, a house that was pretty spacious and modern to begin with -- I know, because we watched it get built! -- and tore the whole thing down to rebuild at twice the size. I'm pretty sure only a husband & wife live in it. Etc.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

Total sidetrack, but is it weird that we no longer like to think of ourselves (okay, most people don't) as living in someone else's home? I think the people who built the monstrosity in my old nabe did it at least partially because they knew the previous owners, had children in the same school grade (also same as mine, I know all the involved parties here), and didn't want to live in a house that was known by someone else's indentity. Come to think of it, I wouldn't want to live in my mother's house, as much as I love it: I'm afraid it would always be hers, and never mine. There's something here I have to think about....

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Brian M. made a point to us in RL convo yesterday that one factor is that current property assessments for tax purposes are so outlandishly high that it's silly NOT to expand or rebuild a larger home, because you wind up paying the same in taxes. gypsy mothra OTM upthread re: response to market conditions. Things should settle down after this fucking bubble explodes. I hope.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel, I hear you on the desire for a house with no history. We're wrestling with that right now. We've been living in a house (less than 1000 sq. ft—raised two boys in it. Argh) on my family's land, sort of a family-compound situation. Now in the process of moving to a different house that used to be my husband's family's home. It's right next door to my sister-in-law's new house. We subdivided the original acreage into 2 separate lots, but still—I'm apprehensive. So many people with intangible psychic claims on my home! I long for a home that neither one of us has history with—I wouldn't care about some stranger's ghosts in there. But that's not possible now. Real estate is nuts here.
I figure if we make enough changes, it will become new, in a way. And does it ever need changes. Boy oh boy.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe 200 posts happened without mentioning Edge City by Joel Garreau, which is all about interchanges and exurbs and is completely mandatory reading for this subject (and very funny).

One of the oldest houses in my mother's neighbourhood has just been McM'd and it is totally fucking with the neighbours' view/light/whatyacallit. I hate them on aesthetic grounds - they are made from poor-quality materials and always seem like you could easily punch a hole through one of the walls. I would rather replace old pipes than build ugly new houses; any family buying a house surely has a survey done to see what work needs doing before they buy? Sheesh.

I like houses with a lot of history; my aunt's was like this (ex mink farm, built-in CEDAR CLOSET, could see cabin beams in basement) and even our family home (built in 1960) has something nicely modern and teaky

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, old and ghost-filled is good. But fopr couples it can be tricky if the ghosts are all on one side and not the other. They're like troublesome wedding guests.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

all you have to show for it are a few hundred square feet you don't need and are likely to never use.

Yes, cos the extra space is just sort of blown up into what could be plans for a smaller home. I've toured thru a few model homes in a smaller-end McMansion development (no reason), and what struck me is that (for this development at least) there are so few interior walls. It's all about the "great room", so you have this big angled gabled exterior, open the front door, and boom, it's one room, all the way to the sliding doors/deck/whatever, out the back. Kitchen, dining room, living room, a second dining area, etc. are all just zones of the one big thing (making them much easier to build, i'd imagine). Bedrooms are usually not much bigger than in a littler place, but the bathrooms are frankly pretty great, roomier showers, multiple sinks, good placement of a laundry room--this is hard to argue against or not want.

"Mansion" implies: lots of rooms, corridors, wings, duplication, lots of internal turns and connections, places for different activity totally out of sight and earshot of each other, getting lost even. None of these homes are like that at all, it's just the opposite. These plans were still 2 br, 1.5 ba, (maybe + office, or a bar/half kitchen in the basement, or some other actual add-on), just with the dimensions cranked up a bit.

I have no idea what it's like to live in one of these places... maybe it really does feel roomy and free, maybe after a while it just feels like you only have the same few rooms and you can't get away from each other.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

I would totally back a house you could get lost in, I've said before that if I won the lotto I'd buy a corn baron's crackpot mansion in BFE South Dakota, or something like that crazy woman's house in CA where she never stopped building...

One could argue that a dining room is a duplication if the kitchen already has an island and breakfast nook, ditto the difference between a media room and a living room or den or what have you -- it's all in how specifically you define their functions. But that's not unique to McMs, either.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

The grand-room layout works well for families, I think, specifically because there's open communication in all directions -- you get lots of space without feeling like things are distanced or inaccessible, and it's open and airy and sunny (because people aren't worried about heating/cooling large spaces), and you can always see what your kids are doing, etc. The usual layout on these things is that step through the front door into a full open room, yeah -- from the front to the back sliding doors, but also up through the next story, where the bedrooms are arranged around that one high ceiling. (I.e., you can walk out of an upstairs bedroom and look down toward the main room and call into the kitchen, if you want, which I think is something that appeals to parents.)

A lot of the bulk of these things is actually garage -- up to like a third of what you see as exterior space is just a giant fancy garage! And the spot where the hugeness of them starts to get creepy is always the basement, which is usually finished and totally underutilized -- often they fix the grade so that the basement has sliding doors opening onto the yard (and the main floor has a deck), so you get this finished sunfilled carpeted giant expanse filled with, like ... a rug and some exercise equipment on one side, an aborted attempt at some sort of home office or "rumpus room" on the other -- just this clearly uncolonized space. Cause the whole point is that they built the main levels more than big enough for all the good stuff, and nobody has that much square footage in crap to store. (Especially when the garage is already huge!)

But I think by the time you're building a house you already have that psychological tic embedded in you that's all like "storage space, you can never have too much storage space, you just never know."

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah there's also a great followup book, Edgeless Cities that's about the phenom. of utterly unplanned pure sprawl.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

UGH, Nabisco, people are always having those basement rec rooms redecorated on "help I'm too much of an idiot to furnish my giant house!" tv shows. And no wonder!

Yeah, I think the meat of the issue is that the promotion/popularity of McMs doesn't encourage people to ask, "How are the parts of this building going to function together?" or "How much is too much?" or "What's influencing me to think this scale of home is necessary?" Over a certain amount of space per person, excepting households with wheelchair users or families who square-dance together or something, I suspect that NO ONE needs that many cubic feet of interior air to breathe!

But...we're not thrifty anymore, generationally speaking, y'know? Couple of generations back, it would have been considered getting above yourself, or putting on airs, to consume so much, so flagrantly. Not that I'm exempt, either, as anyone who's seen my shoe closet knows.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

My Bethesda friends made a great effort (successful) not to buy a McMansion for their family home - nice big garden, the works - when next door decided to go McMansion in redevelopment. For eight months, these neighbours had stone masons working on the house and friends could not let their toddler daughters play in the garden 'cos of all the silica dust.

Laurel OTM about non-thrift - or at least the concept of value for money being completely alien to this 'throw money at our problems' demographic, acch. Spending money deftly is one of the most entertaining things to do whilst wearing clothes, right? People, if I built a house I would employ an architect and not buy some idiocy off the peg from some developer where all the houses look like the tracts in E.T. It just makes sense and in the long run costs the same (and can be less if you are a control freak) if you're any good at sourcing materials, decor, etc - which I am. Open-plan living is something that's been desirable/aspirational since at least the early '80s but I think that sensibility is best when using reclaimed buildings and not new ones.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

The thing is, it's much easier to get a decent McMansion for $500k than it is to get a decent home custom designed by an architect for $500k.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Make friends with a bunch of architects and get mate's rates. If I am in this position I have an architect who'd be mortally offended if I did not ask him to do it.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

It's not so much the fees as it is the construction cost. Last time an architect-designed custom house came in on budget? NEVER.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

xpost
well that isn't so easy for all. Right now I'd love to have a cabinet-maker friend. All we have is a plumber and HVAC guy. Better than nothing though.
xxpost
Of course that's the case Brian, that's why some people choose to live in pre-planned developments. But you can also buy an exisiting, older home rather than start from scratch.

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

back around the cloverleaf and once again with the economic forces.
it is always cheaper to get your hamburger at the golden arches.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha OTM. Tombot, YHM.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

The thing is, it's much easier to get a decent McMansion for $500k than it is to get a decent home custom designed by an architect for $500k.
Maybe in other areas of the country, but in Texas it's more an issue of time and ease.

A custom home takes time to build (especially if the schmuck homeowners can't pick out a motherfucking tile/pattern...), but you will see better return (in workmanship, filling personal needs, and later resale) than in a cookie-cutter McMansion gated community. If you need to move in now, then a house built on spec might be worth the compromises.

xp: How often is the budgeting caused by home-owners with eyes bigger than pockets? I've personally worked on four houses in the last two years that ran into homeowners whose appetites continuously grew throughout the build. When eight feet of built in oak cabinets miraculously becomes an entire wood-panelled study in alder (which is more expensive to build and more expensive to stain/finish), of course your budget is going to be shot to hell.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Well, this is what I mean. One assumes that there will be well-lawyered contracts to cover the builders and other contractors and if the homeowner is keen on things like sourcing stuff from salvage/reclaim you can get serious value for money.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

How often is the budgeting caused by home-owners with eyes bigger than pockets?

That's some of it. A lot of it is contractors providing higher prices for work where they're going to have to go through much more coordination and hand-holding. A lot of it is homeowners going into it thinking "we'll cut back on X, don't need the fanciest Y" when prices of things like foundation work and plumbing just aren't going to change substantially. A lot of it is architects assuming that things they custom design are going to be inexpensive just because the materials are low cost, though the labor cost may be much higher.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

they are made from poor-quality materials and always seem like you could easily punch a hole through one of the walls

a bunch of people have echoed this on this thread. could you instant construction specialists tell me exactly what these houses are made of because youre making it seem like the typical mcmansion is made entirely of drywall.

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

EIFS facing, brick veneer (typically front side only), vinyl siding, and an interior that is pretty much entirely 1/2" drywall over a wood stud frame. And granite countertops.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

don't forget the ticky-tacky.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

what is EIFS facing?

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Fake stucco on foam panels. Bad news.

http://www.stuccolaw.com/

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

wood stud frame that was pre-assembled miles and miles away, most likely, and quite possibly left in the back of a truck succumbing to moisture and warping to accomodate the truck for quite some time prior to being erected - sans hurricane clips and the recommended number of fasteners ("the weight will hold it in place, just hurry up!").

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

EIFS facing, brick veneer (typically front side only), vinyl siding

Maybe I'm still equating McMansion with something more upscale than most, but that's not my experience at all - stone (manufactured or real) face, brick on the side, hardy board for overhangs and siding are popular in ranch-style developments, brick all around rather than stone if you're not.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah thats been my experience too, but i figured it must be different here. that or you people throw some killer punches.

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

it could very well be that certain costs drive McMansion raw materials purchases to different directions in different parts of the country.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

I mean compared to DC at large, Texas/Arkansas housing + property kinda cost peanuts

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

different construction costs, too

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

I tend to think that the more upscale materials get throughout the exterior and interior, the more a place goes from being a McMansion to just a mansion.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

I mean compared to DC at large, Texas/Arkansas housing + property kinda cost peanuts

No kidding.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Huh. Well, in MI at least, my parents went to visit friends in a "nice" new house, and my dad, who bears the bulk of the home-repair worries for our ca 1903 four-square and surrounding acreage, decided it was worth staying in the house even with his workload, because he could NEVER be happy in a newly built house at a construction cost they could afford. As in, the couple they were visiting had already spent more money than my parents could afford, and had gotten nowhere near the level of quality or finish detail.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, that's still on the high-end for the Austin area though the high end is becoming more and more the median. (which means more and more working class people can't afford homes.)

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, it's toward the high end here in Little Rock as well. But compare that mortgage payment to what some apartments rent for on the eastern seaboard!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

xxxpost i meant australia (sydney) , actually, where the average cost of an old three bedroom home is 600K. i know a few people in aust that have gone the mcmansion route and theyre all brick and cement. i still hate driving down those streets though, with all the houses looking the same except for the colouring. im sure most people do but its the cheaper, and often only, option if youre buying.

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

This thread has totally inspired me to buy a tent.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

try a teepee: better construction, requires less land, old.

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

YURT! To the yurt, to the yurt, to the yurt yurt yurt.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

OTT but new apartment buildings are generally ugly as well. See: every high rise apt going up in DC and surrounding areas. Are new things just by nature unattractive?

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/03/AR2006090301003.html

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Mary, it's really unfair to judge all new apartment buildings by what's going up in DC.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Hm. New things have not yet been subjected to any weeding out process by which ugly or badly produced things are allowed to die off. Maybe?

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

New things are being driven by developers' knowledge that if they want to make money that had better damn well build the thing NOW and start filling the units before housing/mortgage apps completely tank

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Meanwhile to the great surprise of no one, McMansions haven't made anyone happier.

So, has all this additional space helped make a happier American home?

Perhaps not quite. Twenty years ago, nearly six in 10 homeowners reported high satisfaction in their houses. Last year, five in 10 did.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

therefore we have been given a bevy of prefabricated, middling bullshit, which hopefully one day soon will all implode due to a complete vacuum on the inside

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

B, the ones in NYC are hella bland and ugly as well. I think personally, I just like older things, which is gonna be a problem for me, bc I don't know how to fix things.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

i would never want to live in a brand new apt/condo/house. i kind of like imagining the people who lived here before me, what they were like, what their lives were like when they lived here, what they did, etc. i know the previous resident of my current place but apparently before he moved in there were 8 polish day laborers sharing the place sleeping on cots through out the apartment. who was there before them?

but that's just me. i like old stuff.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

(x-post) I think those survey results are a byproduct of the way that the home design/materials market has opened up so much in the last 10 years - people are so much more aware now of what's out there, so it makes sense that they'd be less happy with what they have. Especially as their neighbors upgrade.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

Old buildings that are still around are generally better built than new ones, but in many ways that's due to the weeding out process that Laurel mentioned. I think that high-end construction is better and longer lasting now than at any point in the last 40 years.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Open-plan living is something that's been desirable/aspirational since at least the early '80s but I think that sensibility is best when using reclaimed buildings and not new ones.

If it's desireable why not build new homes that way? Every new architect-designed house that I've seen seems to use open plan and they all look great.

nickn (nickn), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

I've only skimmed this thread, but living where I do (Bozeman, MT, archetypical of the New West), it's something that I think about a lot. Especially having come from the city recently, and having seen the awful developments that threaten the quiet, rural area I used to live in.

I'll just post this, though, for the time being: http://www.tumbleweedhouses.com/

xp - I also like old stuff. My parents' house (where I grew up) is about 100 years old, a constant struggle to maintain, but it's a hobby for my parents, so they don't care.

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Putting aside the McMansion as a sort of aspirational thing, mountain towns in the West are faced with another set of problems: tourism, 'authenticity,' and second-home owners.

In Bozeman, there's a huge reluctance to pursue intensive, mixed-development in the downtown area, because that would require tall buildings (block views of the mountains), and the destruction of the city's carefully maintained "small-town" charm. Not that anyone wants to knock down all the old Victorian storefronts or anything. It's just that a lot of native Montanans see tall buildings as being too urban, and the recent transplants want to keep pretending they live in A River Runs Through It (filmed about 15 mins outside of town, incidentally). So, the development aprons out, and gobbles up all the ranch/farming land in the surrounding area. Then, everyone complains about sprawl, and blames it on the second-home owners and people from California, nevermind the fact that the loudest critics are those that moved here only 5-10 years ago.

Interestingly, New Urbanism and mixed-development cropped up in a recent local op-ed, and were referred to as "revolutionary new ideas in urban planning."

Basically, people here, and in a lot of other Western towns, are afraid of the inevitable: growth. It's gonna happen eventually, and it's guaranteed to be awful if everyone pretends it isn't happening, and lets the developers run the show.

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

I kinda wouldn't mind if a storm blew away my big old house so I could replace it with a McCottage.

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

they come with wheels!

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

downtown glendale -- pretty close to the foothills of the verdugos -- has a sizeable business district with many tall-ish buildings, and you can see the mountains just fine from the street.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Tell that to the zoning board of Bozeman, MT. There are laws against tall-ish buildings here.

(ps - I'm still interested in some urban planning book recs, jbr! ....if yr willing)

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

any specific topics?

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

The thing about the open-plan ubiquity is that people are also attracted to cozy little human-sized spaces for some things: for privacy, for reducing distractions, for enclosing no more than a manageable amount of world, for feeling cradled, protected, and so on. Imagine: a big, impersonal cathedral-ceilinged living room that's out of human scale vs a warm little reading nook with just the right chair for you. Sure, big spaces do different things for us and sometimes we want/need them, but it seems relatively new to think that big space needs should be provided for by YOUR HOME, rather than public and/or outdoor spaces.

Basically, the pressure to build out and up and accept oversize as the norm ignores a lot of life-quality sort of enduring human considerations. Please excuse the over-idealization/romanticization/etc but I really, really don't want to live in a house that encourages me to be deaf and blind to myself, if that isn't completely ridiculous.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

That might have come off a little over-impassioned -- I was on a roll, I guess. But you can all dial it down a bit on the inside.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

mostly just the staples, really. I don't even know where to begin.

gbx (skowly), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

for staples, you'll want to read jane jacobs, kevin lynch (whom one of my profs studied under at MIT), mike davis, luc sante, rem koolhaas, robert caro's the power broker. some of this is is more general urban theory/history, but i think it's all interrelated. you should probably read joel kotkin just to acquaint yourself with the nonsense he spews. suburban nation and crabgrass frontier and the setha low book about gated communities are a couple of recent entries into the canon. variations on a theme park (an early '90s collection of essays about "hyperreality" and the urban environment, edited by michael sorkin) is worth a read too. the urban designer for west hollywood wrote a very entertaining read called glitter stucco and dumpster diving: reflections on building production in the vernacular city. robert fishman's urban utopias in the twentieth century talks a lot about frank lloyd wright, corbusier, ebenezer howard, lewis mumford, city beautiful, etc.

there are some usc guys that have written great stuff about california history and planning: greg hise, william deverell, kevin starr. james kushner has a terrific casebook called land use regulation that explains everything you could ever want to know about important precedents, zoning, the subdivision process, impact fees and conditions and assessments and so forth. tridib-banerjee co-authored an interesting book about downtown redevelopment, public/private partnerships, BIDs, the nature of public space, urban spatial analysis, etc -- called urban design downtown: poetics and politics of form. dowell myers has interesting, often unconventional ideas about demography, the future, and the public good.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

tridib-banerjee

dunno why i put that hyphen in there.

golana murcalumis (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

what is in store for mcmansions over the next 25 years?

http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200803/subprime

laxalt, Sunday, 2 March 2008 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

McMansions: now on the $1 menu

Hurting 2, Sunday, 2 March 2008 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

what a very timely thread revival, in light of this news story.

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://ap.google.com/media/ALeqM5hiLgxywBn_qaNgD1gUsYMbjA25sA?size=m

actually, this is a pretty nice visual metaphor of the american economy these days ...

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

dude, fuck the ELF

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

maybe if those guys had squirt guns

xpost - im sprry, that just looks funny ("fuck the elf" not the fire)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

*sorry

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

dude, fuck the ELF

i agree ... i just saw the news story, and remembered that this thread was revived.

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

I feel the same way about the ELF (oh the lawls of that acronym).

Part of me, though, thinks this *may* have been a self-job i.e. the project was doomed because Woodinville is going down teh toilets as an exurb so it was a cash-in on the damage insurance money.

Then again, I wouldn't put it past the ELF to mark themselves this way, either.

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

tom fucks dudes elves

jhøshea, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

go fuck your own dudeself

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

or whatever. Mackro's version is the best so far though

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

Part of me, though, thinks this *may* have been a self-job i.e. the project was doomed because Woodinville is going down teh toilets as an exurb so it was a cash-in on the damage insurance money.

Then again, I wouldn't put it past the ELF to mark themselves this way, either.

-- Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:54 (3 minutes ago) Link

My thoughts EXACTLY

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

I mean wtf why would ELF choose random luxury houses to target - do they have any history of doing that? I thought they just, like, wrecked industrial agricultural machinery and shit.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

i seem to recall them doing stuff like this before - as well as targeting a lot full of suvs and a ski lodge maybe?

jhøshea, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

yeah the ski lodge was the kicker. "ok, you don't give a shit about the planet, you just hate rich people."

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

not that there's anything wrong with that

milo z, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

Over time after those that could afford to abandon the stranded suburbs and return to the center will the mcmansions be bulldozed or converted into multi-family dwellings? Are they large enough to fulfill that function?

Kondratieff, Monday, 23 June 2008 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

They aren't well constructed enough to undergo conversions. Most will rot where they stand if not lived in and moderately well kept. (see past threads on decline of the suburbs)

Ed, Monday, 23 June 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

not just for exurbia
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/05/nyregion/05forest.html

velko, Saturday, 5 July 2008 05:54 (seventeen years ago)

seems like a variation on this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_palace

velko, Saturday, 5 July 2008 05:58 (seventeen years ago)

Some have suggested that abandoned McMansion suburbs will be the slums of an energy starved future.

Z S, Saturday, 5 July 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

The emphasis placed on the extended family by most Middle Eastern cultures, including that of Persia, means that Persians' houses are typically far larger than those built by Americans in the 1920s and 1930s.

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 5 July 2008 09:53 (seventeen years ago)

The neutrality or factuality of this article or section may be compromised by weasel words racism, which can allow the implication of unsourced information.

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 5 July 2008 09:56 (seventeen years ago)

None of the above is as egregious as what you can find driving around or using the local listings.

For example:

<a href="http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d195/richhunt35/?action=view¤t=sc0110b186.jpg"; target="_blank"><img src="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d195/richhunt35/sc0110b186.jpg"; border="0" alt="Cloud house"></a>

cecelia, Saturday, 5 July 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)

oops.

<img src="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d195/richhunt35/sc0110b186.jpg"; >
Sorry about the messed up link.

cecelia, Saturday, 5 July 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d195/richhunt35/sc0110b186.jpg

DUH. Sorry.

cecelia, Saturday, 5 July 2008 12:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d195/richhunt35/sc0110420f.jpg

cecelia, Saturday, 5 July 2008 12:45 (seventeen years ago)

“Don’t be upset with our people because we like to be large,” pleaded Boris Kandov, president of the Bukharian Jewish Congress of the U.S.A. and Canada

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lol every line in that queens mcmansion nytimes story is a money quote

one lol not mentioned tho: outer borough mcmansions tend because of scarcity of space to be scale replicas. u look at them like oh wow then realize theyre using all sorts of werido perspective tricks like low ceilings small rooms and teeny balconies to trick you into thinking theyre anything but the smallish homes they actually are

jhøshea, Saturday, 5 July 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

McMansions Return: Why Big Houses Are Coming Back

http://www.cnbc.com/id/100321206

buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)


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