Tempestt Bledsoe: Classic or Dud?

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Is this Cosby-Kid-Turned-Talk-Show-Host the bee's knees or a screaming nightmare? Who can name her most recent project (without resorting to IMDB)?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I couldn't even name her until you mentioned the Cosby connection. So is she a Miss Cleo understudy now or what?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Who'd want to name her latest project?

Being a Cosby Kid = DUD. Malcom Jamal Warner suffering through some "ethnic" sitcom, Tempest & her talk-show, Raven Symone with her singing career (A-HEM), Lisa Bonet shacking up with Lenny Kravitz & co-writing _Let Love Rule_ (oh, Mr. Cabdriver...hey, Mr. Cabdriver?!!?) ... & didn't the other little girl do some shit-ass singing thing?

Of course, they ALL pale in comparison to the Olsen twins (from _Full House_, also starring Dave Coulier from _Out of Control_), who have a MAGAZINE named after THEMSELVES. Oprah should sue.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

i used to think i was cool and different for regarding lisa bonet as a fox but then that damned cusack movie came out.

― ethan, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

mmmmmmm cusak....

― Kim, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

For the record, I think she's EASILY the best-looking of the Cosby kids. Lisa Bonet has moments, but Tempest looks good ALL THE TIME (even when her head is shpaed like a trapezoid).

Shame about the grating, reedy voice, though. And her talk show was DUMB with a capital ASS.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Definitely had a "thing" for Lisa Bonet on Cosby. Thing = she wuz reason to watch show, rowr. Remember v. little of Tempest (cool name), prolly cuz she lacked Bonet's fuck-me-senseless essence. Haven't heard of her since Cosby.

― AP, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"even when her head is shaped like a trapezoid": don't recall the alteration of headshape being such a major plotpoint

Quick: name of actress who played the oldest sister (the one above LB). Rudy = Keshia Knight-Pulliam. Mom = Phylicia Rashad (with a dash on the A. I learnt em!!: because everyone had a grate weird name (except cosbo himself).

(Also becuz I am sad and mad.)

This was all in the days before you could look anything on the modern interweb.

― mark s, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

don't recall the alteration of headshape being such a major plotpoint

Either the third or fourth season had Tempest sporting a modified afro-braid thing that fountained upwards like an out-of-control cone, causing her head to look like a demented trapezoid. She still looked GOOD, though.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

This is possibly a Use-Other-Facts-Please, but Phylicia Rashad was once a disco singer under a different name (Phylicia Allen, maybe ?) and was once married to one of the Village People.

Tempestt Bledsoe was Vanessa, right ? Dan is right, she was the hottest one in the show, despite the occasionally alarming hair.

― Patrick, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

what's all this rubbish about cosby kids who were not lisa bonet being the hottest? there's an artifacts line (i think) that goes 'i'm (something), like every female huxtable was fuckable'. that of course is a bit creepy when you get down to raven- symone. well she is teenaged now, actually. how old would the second youngest be now?

― ethan, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Keshia Knight-Pulliam (what a name!) turned 22 this year. She just graduated from Spelman with a degree in sociology. ("Can you say BOURGIE?" asked Mr. Pot.)

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Classic becasue all Cosby's are classic

― Mike Hanley, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Lisa Bonet would be bangable. 'Cept she's got Lenny Kravitz and Mickey Rourke cooties.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

don't forget cusack. he's festering with disease.

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I would have sex with Bonet just so i could have Cusack germs .

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

oh that's lame.

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Why is that lame ?

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Bonet has no tits.

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

lame for unexplainable, nebulous reasons. i doubt many people would bang cusack to get bonet germs. (almost wrote 'boner germs' there, surely you could get that from cusack as well)

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Have you not heard of the queer rites of apostolic sucession.

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

i must have missed a meeting.

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I wonder which cosby daughter had the largest clit.

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

If you are american it starts with Walt Whitman who slept with Edward Carpenter who Slept with Someone Who slept with Truman Capote who slept with Allen Ginsberg Who slept with choose your route

If you are British it starts with Oscar Wilde . It is an ego thing
BTW the clit thign is just wrong.

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

are you implying that cusack slept with truman capote?

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I think Hanle y just earned himself a Yellow Card with that clit comment. (Kudos on the alliteration, though.)

― David Raposa, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The devil made me post it

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

That devil guy isn't too choosy with his pet projects, is he?

And, you know, that alliteration I refered to is something that isn't actually there, per se. You have to rearrange the words, and then PRESTO - CC. Still gives me the heebee jeebies, though, thinking about a young Keisha Knight-Pullman and ... oh, good grief!

― David Raposa, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

dave. motherfucking. popshots.

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I mean their full size adult clits! Not their unripened ones! Today! Measure today!

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

No but if i fucked Lisa Bonet i could claim Apostolic Succession with Cusak .

― anthony, Saturday, 21 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

i think if any of the cosby kids saw this thread they would be very very unhappy with us, and all of us would be very very ashamed. except malcolm jamal-warner, he'd probably think it was the fuckin bomb.

― ethan, Saturday, 21 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

God, it's like a locker room in here. A BAD one.

― Josh, Saturday, 21 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

just wait til the 80s revival raunchy teen comedy comes out with discussion of female cosby kid clitoral size, we'll be seen as the visionary geniuses we are.

― ethan, Saturday, 21 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I feel we have hit a new low. Sorry Kate.

― Mike Hanley, Saturday, 21 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one month passes...

Lisa Bonet is a beautiful girl. complexion got me locked just curious if her personally is also so.

― greenSKY, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I know!

What's the dealio with that?

― p. diggy, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

two months pass...

I don't care what any of you say, I think the cosby's kids were the best!!! I loved the show, I still watch the reruns. Someone made a comment about comparing them to the Olsen twins. Compared to the Cosby's, the OLSEN'S suck. My favorite was always Rudy (Keshia Knight Pullman). She had an innocence about her, (because she was so young) and at that age, she was a terrific actress. I still think she has potential. Although, I still haven't seen her on any movies for a while, I think she is beautiful. She is definitely the prettiest one of the bunch, (after the Cosby years). I saw her on Oprah, about a year ago, and on "The Weakest Link" the other day. She seems soft-spoken and considerate, and that in itself is very beautiful. She is only one year older than me, (I'm 21) but I see her as a role model. Some child actresses turn wild and wind up in trouble (All of the Different Strokes actors/actresses), but she hasn't also I think she'll surprise us all, now that she is finished college. I think she'll do the sociology thing, but pop back up in a couple of movies later. I hope she does, (I hope it's a movie and not a television series, because I'll be comparing her character to Rudy all the time, and I really don't think another sitcom could top "The Cosby Show". I also enjoyed "Just the 10 of us" although it wasn't a classic. I guess I have a weak spot for 'large family' shows. **Cindy now plays a character on 'Profiler', and she really improved her appearance.

― Gaby (Kay-Bee), Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

who sprayed all of that Hateration in here?

― In Ya Biz, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

two months pass...

yeah, what's up with the hateration thingy? i loved the Cosby Show[s], and still like the reruns if nothing else is on and i'm in a waiting room. mom [Phylicia Rashad] was the hottest, then the oldest sister [Sabrina Le Beauf]... after that, Tempest's bod with Lisa's head on it would run a close third. i thought Keshia Knight Pulliam was a very cute little girl when she was tiny, but let's face it, by the end of the series when her hormones had kicked in, Malcolm was prettier. Gaby says Keshia was on tv the other day, i'm sorry i missed it. i'd like to see how she turned out. and the clit thing is definitely just wrong... yeah, Malcolm's was probably the biggest.

― tony stanley, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I personally loved the Cosby show. As it was said before, I will still watch it to this day. It is a good role model for families. Keisha Knight Pulliam was just the cutest little girl. She did had have potential at such a young age. I haven;t seen or heard of her in a while. I would like to see her star in another movie as well. But as far as the clit subject... Its gross! What ever happened to Tempest Bledsoe? Her talkshow was garbage.. Nice try though.

― LaCori B, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

btw they're running the Cosby Show this week on "nick at night". it's a "pick your favorite cosby kid special", they must've had a look see at this page. starts at 10pm and runs several episodes in a row. looking back at them i'd have to say "theo" was the "funnest" kid to watch... and "mom" was definitely the hottest female on the show. [today is march 6 2002]

― tony stanley, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

She was easily the best free jazzer of the Huxtables. :-)

― Joe, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Who one the Cosby favorite kid thing. I missed it.

― Keri DuPont, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I soooo want Tempest, Tootie (Facts of Life), and Dee (What's Happening?) to form a hard gangsta trio... today. Right now. I heart Dee.

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Who won on the favorite Cosby kid thing? I didn't get a chance to watch.

― Justin Gritiy, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Rudy won the contest.

― K-Dub, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

BOO! Vanessa should have won!

― Dan Perry, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I heard that rudy (keisha knight pulliam) was a weed head and she did get kinda out there at college but then again doesn't everyone? iduno i went to e-online and i found out that she is auditioning for a bunch of rolls in movies and sitcome now so we'll be seing her soon! i wonder if she got big it just seems like she might have put on a few puonds and may be real thick right about now what do yall think she looks like does she still have long hair? is she greek?

― me me, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Fuck all this talk about the Cosby Kids....do you have too much time on your hands???

― Tera Williams, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey, you googled it hot stuff.

― jess, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...

I think The Cosby Show was great and all yous who think badly should watch the show again. Especially the newest ones. Olivia (Raven- Symone) was in Dr. Doolittle 2 as the doctor's daughter who can also understand the animals. And any of you who jump to conclusions and don't know who Olivia is she was Denise's (Lisa Bonet) step-daughter.

― Kristen, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Have you guys seen raven symone lately, she is a beautiful young thang, to bad she's only 16 or else.........

― Randy Moss Jr., Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hey, just for the record, Lisa Bonet changed her name: she is now Lilakoi Moon. I think that is Swahili for "attention whore".

― Andy Duplay, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Andy, do you spend any time reading RealWorldBlows?

I can't believe I missed the "Malcolm's is the biggest" comment until now!

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think keshia knight pulliam is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and if you dont like it then fuck you, you stupid bitch

― Jude Aurelien, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...

i love the cosby show everyone one the show is so funny i watch it every night i expecially like Rudy and Olivia because they r so cute when there young well thats all i can think of 2 write so bye

bye, kori

― Kori Allen, Monday, 13 October 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.mcdonalds.com.tw/campaign/download/wallpaper_2_1024x768.jpg

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 October 2003 01:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Classic for the name, dud for the voice

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 October 2003 02:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm going to remember this thread the next time someone says that old-ILX didn't traffic in skeezy sex-talk.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 October 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Phylicia Rashad was once a disco singer under a different name (Phylicia Allen, maybe ?) and was once married to one of the Village People.

Huh? I thought they were all gay.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 October 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is another prime example of how old-ILX was sooooo much better and different and whatnot than nu-ILX.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 13 October 2003 06:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://thecosbyshow75.altervista.org/italiano/immagini/038.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://thecosbyshow75.altervista.org/italiano/immagini/041.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://thecosbyshow75.altervista.org/italiano/immagini/128.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://thecosbyshow75.altervista.org/italiano/immagini/139.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://thecosbyshow75.altervista.org/italiano/immagini/257.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, wait, is THAT the trapezoid?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Celebrity adoration implodes shockah!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

YES, that's the trapezoid! Here's another shot of it:

http://tbssuperstation.com/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i1/tempestt_bledsoe.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd like to trap her zoid!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 04:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you implying that Tempestt Bledsoe spends a significant amount of time making eighties wind-up dinosaur toys? And that you would enjoy coming up with elaborate ways to capture them? Cuz that's kinda weird.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 06:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

And?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh nothing, nothing.....*walks away whistling*

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 06:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

there's an artifacts line (i think) that goes 'i'm (something), like every female huxtable was fuckable'

"I'm flexible/like every female Huxtable was fuckable/impeccable/(something)/on point like a decible".

Man that Artifacts album was the fucking BOMB thank you for reminding me; I hadn't even thought about it in like 7 years.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

two years pass...

REVIVE

― Dan (So Shameful) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

this is irrefutable proof that we weren't all tea and crumpets in ye olden times

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

ye olde little i love ev'rythinge

― surf punks from arizona (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I actually sat in the audience for a taping of the Tempestt show one day in HS when I felt like avoiding basketball practice. It was funny...and about as fake as a talk show could be.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Did the guys who handled the set scaffolding yawn throughout?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

There should be a day where no one is allowed to post anything other than Cosby-related posts.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Eurgh, unfortunately the first image that came to mind was that stupid Cosby clone cartoon.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I am such a corndog. "Good grief"? Christ.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

9/11 changed everything

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I am a male Velma.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Urgent and Key

Did Vanessa, Tootie, and Dee form their hip-hop group yet?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Rula crula.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

dave mine are worse - "whats all this rubbish"!!!

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Growing up in public sucks ass. And I wrote that shit in my 20s. Jinkies etc.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i blame ally

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I was gonna blame hstencil, but you can go your own way.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

You only have yourself to blame, rubbish boy.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i hated everybody here waaaay before it was your schtick!! remember "destroy ile"

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

That was visionary.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Nobody ever answered Sinker's question concerning SANDRA LEBOUEF.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

DAMMIT I THOUGHT I HAD

― Dan (Black Card Revoked) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

It's French for "Sandy The Beef!"

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I was always so baffled by her when she first came on the show, because I thought she was white and figured she was adopted or something but Cliff and Clair just didn't want to make an issue out of it.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I Was baffled by her because in the pilot episode they make mention of how they have four children, and then all of a sudden mid-season they magically generated a older light-skinned Princeton student who was retconned into the family; I kept expecting The Watcher to burst in and shout "THIS SHOULD NOT BE".

― Dan (Also She Was Hella Annoying) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cosbyshow.de/cshmwdh/cospi412.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

― Dan (sorry) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

because in the pilot episode they make mention of how they have four children, and then all of a sudden mid-season they magically generated a older light-skinned Princeton student who was retconned into the family

That too! I figured they didn't count her as one of their children because she was adopted though! It was weird the way she suddenly turned up out of nowhere.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I was gonna post something Dave-like, but I can't follow that.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.tvland.com/nickatnite/cosby_show/pics/images/sondra.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Now let's see if anyone can name any of the following actors from memory:

- Elvin
- Elvin's parents
- Cliff's mom
- Kenny and Peter
- Theo's NYU friends (including the one with a similarly trapezoidal haircut)
- Guy who ran the community center (season 1)
- Martin's ex-wife (Olivia's mother)
- Winnie and Nelson
- The friends Rudy went to the underage club on 14th street with, and the friends of Pam's (including Charlene) who followed them
- etc.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't even know the guy who played Cockroach's name!

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Dammit I already relinquished my black card, don't rub it in my face!

(One of Theo's high school friends was Adam Sandler and that's all I remember.)

― Dan (Sadist) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

what a long strange trip it's been

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Also Nicole you may be forgetting all the light-skinned action running on Claire's side of the family -- remember her parents? Same goes for Olivia, actually.

HEY: does anyone remember the name of the college maintenance guy that Vanessa was engaged to?

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Also I totally fucked up earlier: Sandra's name was SABRINA LeBoeuf.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0c/Cdutton.jpg/180px-Cdutton.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

no wait, he was a garbage man

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://thepjs.tktv.net/images/pjs.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost) Hahahaha! It's like Roc heard Sabrina's name and popped up going, "WHERE SHE AT???"

― Dan (Charles S. Dutton As Portrayed By Jimmy Walker) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Rocky Carroll, you are missed.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

We are so totally not veering off into Roc, dude.

For the record, I checked, and Vanessa's fiance was named Dabnis. I had forgotten that. Dabnis. Cliff gave him the whole speech about how he was like a steak on a piece of cardboard.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I am going to have six kids, and name them all Dabnis.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

DABNIS

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

holy fuck i was wracking my brain there

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=active&q=dabnis

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I kind of decided I hated Vanessa when she got engaged to somene named "Dabnis" because, well, DUDE'S NAME WAS DABNIS. WTF?

― Dan (You Hump That Nerd, Girl) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost: Holy shit, strongo!)

― Dan (GIS Bringin' Da ROFFLES) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

He was no Robert.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

wasn't he like 40, too?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm trying to imagine the psychosis that causes you to think that fucking someone named Dabnis would be meet and right so to do.

― Dan (I Blame The Writers' Wish-Fulfillment Fantasies) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

i kind of imagine the writers recieving nbc's diktat that the idea of an upper-middle-class black family with a doctor and a lawyer and well-behaved kids was too unbelievable and wholesome and then proceeded to add one wtf thing after another. "i know, let's have vanessa marry a 40-year-old maintenance man named...wait for it..dabnis."

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

"let's have lisa bonet marry lenny kravitz."

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

"rudy needs to get fucked"

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I've just suddenly realized that I couldn't have seen much of the show after the second season or two, as I have no idea what you mentalists are going on about. Though I remember the daughter at Princeton.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh see Blount, now we are right back in the bad place.

― Dan ("Unripened") Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Though scarily I remember this. Not that I actually saw it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

well at least he didn't say raven-symone

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

She's classic if just because she inspired the "Temptress" name discussed in the "how names effect people" chapter of Freakonomics!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

he's talkin funny talk

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Waitwaitwait, "the second season or two"?

― Dan (The Brain, She Is Perplexed) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Waitwaitwait, "the second season or two"?

Third and three, goal to go.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

ned was too busy wacking it to a young marisa tomei on adw

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-rudyhuxtabletopless.html

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

What happened to Pam after she didn't get into Hillman? Did they turn her out for tricks or something?

― Dan (Or Maybe They Locked Her In The Basement) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost WERENT WE ALL

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

She's classic if just because she inspired the "Temptress" name discussed in the "how names effect people" chapter of Freakonomics!

Would inspiring the authors of Freakonomics automatically to do anything make for a dud?

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i remember bein like, where can i get a ride to this "different world" full of brainy dimepieces and nerds with flip-top shades

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

ned was too busy wacking it to a young marisa tomei on adw

You liar, sir. It was to Quentin Tarantino's cameo on The Golden Girls.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

You misspelled "Carrot Top".

― Dan (OH NO HE DIDN'T) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i remember when quentin was on "all american girl", speaking of shows you jerked it to

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

"you" might possibly = "me"

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago) link

You misspelled "Carrot Top".

That's not how you spell "Mark Russell."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"speaking of shows you jerked it to"

Inhumanoids!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost) Quentin Tarantino's cameo on Mark Russell?

― Dan (IT GETS WORSE) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

No wonder ilx crashed again.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

i totally admit to wacking it to all-american girl

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

and blossom

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

and clarissa explains it all

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

and 90210

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

and the sweet valley high tv show

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

and clueless

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

any number of tnbc shows

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

sailor moon

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

married with children

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

the fly girls

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

rap city

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

that lisa loeb video

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

married with children

xpost

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

baywatch

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

american gladiators

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Probably City Guys too.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

the john kricfalusi bjork video

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

does that make me patrin?

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

the sonic youth video with kathleen hanna in it

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

are you afraid of the dark

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

the busta/janet video

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

basically any cinemax movie between 1992-1995

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

hoes on ricki lake

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

POISON IVY

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

the crush

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

the drew barrymore playboy

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

any girl on a sitcom who wore a skirt over jeans

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

penthouse photos downloaded on the bbs at my dad's work and printed out on a dot matrix

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

the gen 13 with the lesbian stuff in it

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

a topless painting in a conan novel

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

rogue and jubilee as drawn by jim lee

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

So much is clear now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

the smack my bitch up video

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

the cast of dawsons creek

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

matlocks daughter

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

mary-jane watson-parker (romita-thru-mcfarlane versions)

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

the goth daughter on roseanne

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

the ellen where emma thompson was a lesbian

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

prince's "gett off" video

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

also the squeaky voiced annoying girl from ellen

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

the gen 13 with the lesbian stuff in it

Hahaha like there was only one!

― Dan (Sapphic Rain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

models inc

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

blurred hot tub scene on the real world new orleans

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

winona ryder (perennial)

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

that christina ricci jon stewart show appearance where she showed her underwear

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"freedom 90" video

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

basically any george michael video (including faith)

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

sexy "got milk" ads

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

missy elliott supa dupa fly video

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

luanne on king of the hill

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

three glorious years of my sister's seventeen subscription

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

courtney love in circa '94 spin

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

guess jeans shower ad at grandmothers house

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

both of the female leads on "big wolf on campus"

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

justine bateman

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

the daughter from the honey i shrunk the kids tv show

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

topanga on boy meets world

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago) link

tongueing on aeon flux

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I've never seen so many different euphemisms for "the 'My Little Pony' commercials".

― Dan (Fess Up) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

oh hell yes topanga

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

scarlett and lady jaye

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i wish i didnt actually have to work right now, ive got a million of these

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

the worst ever was when my mom caught me with the page 5 girl from weekly world news

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

en vogue and salt n pepa videos beyond counting

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

ethan we'll continue it later.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

"Love Will Never Do Without You"?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Herb Ritts to thread w/ kleenex

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

haha basically any rnb video between 1989-1994

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

janet titty-grab rolling stone cover

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I think dude was named Dabnis to underscore the fact that he was totally too nice and too good of a guy for college-sophomore Vanessa. He was all forthright and earnest and owned a house and wanted to settle down and have a family and stuff, so you got this great reversal where the Huxtables were pissed off at first -- "you're engaged? you're like barely 20!" -- and then they met Dabnis, and he was all Mr. Great and fixed the sink that Cliff couldn't fix (this was after both the lengthy doorbell-fixing debacle and the kitchen-refurbishing), and so they totally loved him and were kind of mock-encouraging the whole thing, with the knowledge that suddenly Vanessa would be all like "WTF, this is kind of big shit, I'm not getting married at 20." So then she ditched Dabnis, if I remember correctly, and in typical Cosby fashion he was all like "I understand, no big, I wish you the best, catch you later."

I don't recall jacking off to any of that.

Although a few months back I totally saw Elisa Donovan from Clueless (movie and television) walking down Houston, and I had some flashbacks to, umm, enjoying that show. I think I like anything with Donald Faison in it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

PUT THE BRAIN AWAY, NITSUH

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link

any Madonna video between "Like a Virgin" & "This Used To Be My Playground"

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

tell her to get me stacey dashs #

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

madonna sex book

― shamed (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

cover to nasty as they wanna be

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Mmmm, Stacey Dash. Like, even the name.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

mrs. butterworth

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

TS: Vanilla Ice v. Udo Kier

(x-post goddamn)

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

blade runner

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

memory of light gray shorts worn by chubby redhead girl at summer camp

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay but you don't actually want me contributing to this new twist, because it'll be all like "Lush live performance on 120 Minutes ... Bewitched ... this one Nancy Friday book that I totally need to buy and re-read ..."

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

well if it makes you feel any better nitsuh, i could easily have posted "lush videos"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

lush videos

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

what the fuck are lush videos

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

sexy nurse in blink 182 whats my age again video

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Sonic Youth promo pics circa Dirty

(for SS, natch)

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/585000/images/_589304_ss150.jpg

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

ilsa she-wolf of the ss

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry to interrupt but nabisco, it's cliff's parents (russell and anna) who are the light-skinned ones, not claire's. nb and all.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

(claire's dad is joe williams!)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Ratt's "Round & Round" video

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

SCORPIONS' "TEASE ME PLEASE ME" OMG

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"Cradle of Love"

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

line cartoons in "unskinny bop" vid

xpost omg cradle of love

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

mc skat cat

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

no wait...

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

dont start getting "ironic" jaymc

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

girls bums r lush, or have you forgotten

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

mc skat cat

"BLOWING KISSES IN THE WIND"

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Moose from You Can't Do That On Television (after the fact, obv)

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

no, you're right. janet tittygrab reminded me of other rolling stones, namely 1) cindy crawford with palms over her boobs and 2) bare-ass jennifer aniston.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i have never found jennifer aniston remotely attractive. i know she could concievably say the same thing about me, but i wanted my objection on the record.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

jaymc keeps track of cosby parents like he does ilxers!!!!

xpost i will marry the 1st person who posts the janet titty grab parody gen 13 cover (even tho it will be dan or popshots)

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

aniston is dumb cute in office space

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.gottawiz.com/images/Comics/Image/Gen_13/VOL_II/g1h.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Yep.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

also jenny mccarthy with mustard squirting on a hot dog.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

jaymc were you one of those dudes in high school who wacked it to specifically girls you could never have?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit im 12 yrs old

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

look at that segmented thorax!

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

say what you will about image women, they always had big booties

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"high school"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD

http://hq.cosmo.com.br/images/supergatas/super0016_demimoore_shehulk.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

no no not at all, strongo. the only reason i remember those rolling stones covers is that they were the closest thing to porn i had. i didn't even necessarily like crawford/aniston/mccarthy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

FWIW, I found the above while looking for this:

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/comicsvf/fantasticfourv1/281.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

i would have shared my dot matrix print outs with you

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh shit right -- actually, J, I'm mixing up Claire's parents with Elvin's parents, the Thibideauxs, who were kinda islandy medium-light. Yeah, Cliff's parents were way lighter than him. But man, Russell was totally the shit, all dapper and tweedy-looking. And all sneaky, too. Like the slumber party episode, where he keeps the kids quiet by telling them Cliff will give them each a dollar in the morning.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

ANYWAY:

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/mg/208858_rt.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Strongo would've been the best spank buddy ever.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Unless you were friends w/ Kevin Eastman in the 90s.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i no longer wish to post to this thread

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wait i forgot about the 'penthouse letters' i found in the ditch behind my house. holy jesus.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

WE NOW RETURN TO:

that girl in the "Like Glue" video wearing the Jamaica flag bikini

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i really was trying to keep this to stuff from before i turned 18 for the sake of sanity

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I am forever 18 between the ears. And probably between the sheets, too.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Angela Lansbury in "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

is that bjork?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, I'm done.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Tracer is now Spank Buddy 1A, BTW.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i used to wank to the "what's happening to me" books, unironically i might add

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

"used to"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

oh dude me too

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i like when the titties get big

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

- Elvin

geoffrey owens! he was a REAL ACTOR and he visited my junior high school!

― like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 09:39 (nineteen years ago) link

he schooled us on SHAKESPEARE

― like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 09:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm been informed that in the very first episode of the first season, Felicia Ayers-Allen (as she was at the time) says, in a bout of woe-is-us rhetorical wistfulness, "why do we have four children??"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

maura: tempestt bledsoe is going to be on celebrity fit club 3
maura: with young mc
maura: and kelly lebrock
dabnis: well i never wacked it to young mc
dabnis: what was kelly lebrock in again?
maura: weird science
dabnis: i plead the fifth

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i am so watching that

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

my heart was broken forever when i saw that biz markie was on celeb fit club. wtf dude.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Countess Vaughn is also gonna be on CFC3.

― Dan ("Blast" From The Past For Jess) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

refresh me

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.classictvhits.com/cast/1365.jpg

― Dan (Formerly Of "Moesha" And "The Parkers") Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

i dont think i ever really noticed her! probably because i think brandy looks like golum.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I watch the Parkers was more than I should.

also, I watch Girlfriends on UPN and Matlock, too.

I should get cable.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

countess vaughn is my wifey

― oooh, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i think trife will agree with me on the acendancy of jenna von oy

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

monique aint bad either

― oooh, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

did you ever see the ones where kim parkers professor was dude from the mid 90s sherman helmsley comeback sitcom - 'kim, what do you know about malcolm x?' 'well it was real long but denzel was FINE!'

― oooh, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

T/S: "227" vs "Amen"

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

what, you couldnt find a slacktavist post about "amen"?

― oooh, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't check. You want I should post his slash fanfic involving Jackee?

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

"I wonder which cosby daughter had the largest clit."

a gift from the gods this thread

― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 3 November 2006 07:50 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/people/k/keshiaknightpulliam/004.jpg

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 November 2006 07:58 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

This thread = awesome.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 16 September 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ahead of its time

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 16 September 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is wack. It's obvious that Phylicia Rashad had the best knockers, even better than Cosby's.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 16 September 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread = wtf!
You people are supposed to be adults!

― Stone Monkey, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

dave. motherfucking. popshots.

-- ethan, Thursday, July 19, 2001 8:00 PM (Thursday, July 19, 2001 8:00 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Golly!

― David R., Wednesday, 9 April 2008 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I only scrolled back up far enough to relive Jess & Ethan's Glorious List of Spank. I'm not going back to Huxtable clitville under I'm mid-life crisising.

― David R., Wednesday, 9 April 2008 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

i totally admit to wacking it to all-american girl

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 2:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahahahaa jess i miss u boo

― and what, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

seriously RIP ;_;

― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 3:35 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is that bjork?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, November 29, 2005 3:35 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― and what, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

RUDY HUXTABLE

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/p/Pulliam_Keshia_Knight/sq-smile-int-04-mtv.jpg

― nelson algreen (get bent), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

I wonder which cosby daughter had the largest clit.
― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, July 19, 2001 8:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― wad of baloney (Eisbaer), Saturday, 28 January 2012 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

lol I'd forgotten Tempestt Bledsoe had a talk show.

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 January 2012 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel we have hit a new low. Sorry Kate.
― Mike Hanley, Saturday, July 21, 2001 12:00 AM (10 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― adam, Saturday, 28 January 2012 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/09/guys-with-kids-nbc-jimmy-fallon_n_1504538.html

Anthony Anderson, Jesse Bradford, Tempestt Bledsoe and Jamie-Lynn Sigler star in the comedy about a group of thirtysomething dads who don't feel quite mature enough to raise kids.

― Carrie Antwoord (jaymc), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

i don't know why this thread popped into my head. or maybe i just don't want to know.

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

The prohibited fashion thread is sort of like things Theo would have worn if he was gay.

― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

ha i wondered if she endorsed romney or something

― captain angeroo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

I honestly have never looked at the word "unripened" in the same way since this thread

― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

there is seriously nothing left in my life that could be described as a "secret embarrassment" after ilx

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

look at that segmented thorax!

― oooh, Tuesday, November 29, 2005

dying

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

bring back Daver Motherfucking Popshots IMO

― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

Yes.

― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

this thread is going to be saint paul's exhibit a after i die, i just know it

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

Let's hope so.

― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

i think if any of the cosby kids saw this thread they would be very very unhappy with us, and all of us would be very very ashamed. except malcolm jamal-warner, he'd probably think it was the fuckin bomb.
― ethan, Friday, July 20, 2001 8:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure de facto Cosby kid Bud would love it.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Let's do the locomotion with the Lipsticks!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xCOl4-DG5Sk/T5wwtfryXBI/AAAAAAAABLY/QPGeBNqilXw/s1600/vanessa.huxtable.tempest.bledsoe.locomotion.jpg

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

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