Tempestt Bledsoe: Classic or Dud?

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Is this Cosby-Kid-Turned-Talk-Show-Host the bee's knees or a screaming nightmare? Who can name her most recent project (without resorting to IMDB)?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I couldn't even name her until you mentioned the Cosby connection. So is she a Miss Cleo understudy now or what?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who'd want to name her latest project?

Being a Cosby Kid = DUD. Malcom Jamal Warner suffering through some "ethnic" sitcom, Tempest & her talk-show, Raven Symone with her singing career (A-HEM), Lisa Bonet shacking up with Lenny Kravitz & co-writing _Let Love Rule_ (oh, Mr. Cabdriver...hey, Mr. Cabdriver?!!?) ... & didn't the other little girl do some shit-ass singing thing?

Of course, they ALL pale in comparison to the Olsen twins (from _Full House_, also starring Dave Coulier from _Out of Control_), who have a MAGAZINE named after THEMSELVES. Oprah should sue.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i used to think i was cool and different for regarding lisa bonet as a fox but then that damned cusack movie came out.

― ethan, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmmmmm cusak....

― Kim, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

For the record, I think she's EASILY the best-looking of the Cosby kids. Lisa Bonet has moments, but Tempest looks good ALL THE TIME (even when her head is shpaed like a trapezoid).

Shame about the grating, reedy voice, though. And her talk show was DUMB with a capital ASS.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Definitely had a "thing" for Lisa Bonet on Cosby. Thing = she wuz reason to watch show, rowr. Remember v. little of Tempest (cool name), prolly cuz she lacked Bonet's fuck-me-senseless essence. Haven't heard of her since Cosby.

― AP, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"even when her head is shaped like a trapezoid": don't recall the alteration of headshape being such a major plotpoint

Quick: name of actress who played the oldest sister (the one above LB). Rudy = Keshia Knight-Pulliam. Mom = Phylicia Rashad (with a dash on the A. I learnt em!!: because everyone had a grate weird name (except cosbo himself).

(Also becuz I am sad and mad.)

This was all in the days before you could look anything on the modern interweb.

― mark s, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

don't recall the alteration of headshape being such a major plotpoint

Either the third or fourth season had Tempest sporting a modified afro-braid thing that fountained upwards like an out-of-control cone, causing her head to look like a demented trapezoid. She still looked GOOD, though.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is possibly a Use-Other-Facts-Please, but Phylicia Rashad was once a disco singer under a different name (Phylicia Allen, maybe ?) and was once married to one of the Village People.

Tempestt Bledsoe was Vanessa, right ? Dan is right, she was the hottest one in the show, despite the occasionally alarming hair.

― Patrick, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what's all this rubbish about cosby kids who were not lisa bonet being the hottest? there's an artifacts line (i think) that goes 'i'm (something), like every female huxtable was fuckable'. that of course is a bit creepy when you get down to raven- symone. well she is teenaged now, actually. how old would the second youngest be now?

― ethan, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Keshia Knight-Pulliam (what a name!) turned 22 this year. She just graduated from Spelman with a degree in sociology. ("Can you say BOURGIE?" asked Mr. Pot.)

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Classic becasue all Cosby's are classic

― Mike Hanley, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lisa Bonet would be bangable. 'Cept she's got Lenny Kravitz and Mickey Rourke cooties.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

don't forget cusack. he's festering with disease.

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would have sex with Bonet just so i could have Cusack germs .

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh that's lame.

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why is that lame ?

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bonet has no tits.

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

lame for unexplainable, nebulous reasons. i doubt many people would bang cusack to get bonet germs. (almost wrote 'boner germs' there, surely you could get that from cusack as well)

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you not heard of the queer rites of apostolic sucession.

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i must have missed a meeting.

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wonder which cosby daughter had the largest clit.

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If you are american it starts with Walt Whitman who slept with Edward Carpenter who Slept with Someone Who slept with Truman Capote who slept with Allen Ginsberg Who slept with choose your route

If you are British it starts with Oscar Wilde . It is an ego thing
BTW the clit thign is just wrong.

― anthony, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are you implying that cusack slept with truman capote?

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Hanle y just earned himself a Yellow Card with that clit comment. (Kudos on the alliteration, though.)

― David Raposa, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The devil made me post it

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That devil guy isn't too choosy with his pet projects, is he?

And, you know, that alliteration I refered to is something that isn't actually there, per se. You have to rearrange the words, and then PRESTO - CC. Still gives me the heebee jeebies, though, thinking about a young Keisha Knight-Pullman and ... oh, good grief!

― David Raposa, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dave. motherfucking. popshots.

― ethan, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean their full size adult clits! Not their unripened ones! Today! Measure today!

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 20 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No but if i fucked Lisa Bonet i could claim Apostolic Succession with Cusak .

― anthony, Saturday, 21 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i think if any of the cosby kids saw this thread they would be very very unhappy with us, and all of us would be very very ashamed. except malcolm jamal-warner, he'd probably think it was the fuckin bomb.

― ethan, Saturday, 21 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

God, it's like a locker room in here. A BAD one.

― Josh, Saturday, 21 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

just wait til the 80s revival raunchy teen comedy comes out with discussion of female cosby kid clitoral size, we'll be seen as the visionary geniuses we are.

― ethan, Saturday, 21 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel we have hit a new low. Sorry Kate.

― Mike Hanley, Saturday, 21 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

Lisa Bonet is a beautiful girl. complexion got me locked just curious if her personally is also so.

― greenSKY, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I know!

What's the dealio with that?

― p. diggy, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

I don't care what any of you say, I think the cosby's kids were the best!!! I loved the show, I still watch the reruns. Someone made a comment about comparing them to the Olsen twins. Compared to the Cosby's, the OLSEN'S suck. My favorite was always Rudy (Keshia Knight Pullman). She had an innocence about her, (because she was so young) and at that age, she was a terrific actress. I still think she has potential. Although, I still haven't seen her on any movies for a while, I think she is beautiful. She is definitely the prettiest one of the bunch, (after the Cosby years). I saw her on Oprah, about a year ago, and on "The Weakest Link" the other day. She seems soft-spoken and considerate, and that in itself is very beautiful. She is only one year older than me, (I'm 21) but I see her as a role model. Some child actresses turn wild and wind up in trouble (All of the Different Strokes actors/actresses), but she hasn't also I think she'll surprise us all, now that she is finished college. I think she'll do the sociology thing, but pop back up in a couple of movies later. I hope she does, (I hope it's a movie and not a television series, because I'll be comparing her character to Rudy all the time, and I really don't think another sitcom could top "The Cosby Show". I also enjoyed "Just the 10 of us" although it wasn't a classic. I guess I have a weak spot for 'large family' shows. **Cindy now plays a character on 'Profiler', and she really improved her appearance.

― Gaby (Kay-Bee), Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

who sprayed all of that Hateration in here?

― In Ya Biz, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

yeah, what's up with the hateration thingy? i loved the Cosby Show[s], and still like the reruns if nothing else is on and i'm in a waiting room. mom [Phylicia Rashad] was the hottest, then the oldest sister [Sabrina Le Beauf]... after that, Tempest's bod with Lisa's head on it would run a close third. i thought Keshia Knight Pulliam was a very cute little girl when she was tiny, but let's face it, by the end of the series when her hormones had kicked in, Malcolm was prettier. Gaby says Keshia was on tv the other day, i'm sorry i missed it. i'd like to see how she turned out. and the clit thing is definitely just wrong... yeah, Malcolm's was probably the biggest.

― tony stanley, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I personally loved the Cosby show. As it was said before, I will still watch it to this day. It is a good role model for families. Keisha Knight Pulliam was just the cutest little girl. She did had have potential at such a young age. I haven;t seen or heard of her in a while. I would like to see her star in another movie as well. But as far as the clit subject... Its gross! What ever happened to Tempest Bledsoe? Her talkshow was garbage.. Nice try though.

― LaCori B, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

btw they're running the Cosby Show this week on "nick at night". it's a "pick your favorite cosby kid special", they must've had a look see at this page. starts at 10pm and runs several episodes in a row. looking back at them i'd have to say "theo" was the "funnest" kid to watch... and "mom" was definitely the hottest female on the show. [today is march 6 2002]

― tony stanley, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She was easily the best free jazzer of the Huxtables. :-)

― Joe, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who one the Cosby favorite kid thing. I missed it.

― Keri DuPont, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I soooo want Tempest, Tootie (Facts of Life), and Dee (What's Happening?) to form a hard gangsta trio... today. Right now. I heart Dee.

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who won on the favorite Cosby kid thing? I didn't get a chance to watch.

― Justin Gritiy, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rudy won the contest.

― K-Dub, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BOO! Vanessa should have won!

― Dan Perry, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

I heard that rudy (keisha knight pulliam) was a weed head and she did get kinda out there at college but then again doesn't everyone? iduno i went to e-online and i found out that she is auditioning for a bunch of rolls in movies and sitcome now so we'll be seing her soon! i wonder if she got big it just seems like she might have put on a few puonds and may be real thick right about now what do yall think she looks like does she still have long hair? is she greek?

― me me, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck all this talk about the Cosby Kids....do you have too much time on your hands???

― Tera Williams, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hey, you googled it hot stuff.

― jess, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

I think The Cosby Show was great and all yous who think badly should watch the show again. Especially the newest ones. Olivia (Raven- Symone) was in Dr. Doolittle 2 as the doctor's daughter who can also understand the animals. And any of you who jump to conclusions and don't know who Olivia is she was Denise's (Lisa Bonet) step-daughter.

― Kristen, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Have you guys seen raven symone lately, she is a beautiful young thang, to bad she's only 16 or else.........

― Randy Moss Jr., Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Hey, just for the record, Lisa Bonet changed her name: she is now Lilakoi Moon. I think that is Swahili for "attention whore".

― Andy Duplay, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Andy, do you spend any time reading RealWorldBlows?

I can't believe I missed the "Malcolm's is the biggest" comment until now!

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think keshia knight pulliam is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and if you dont like it then fuck you, you stupid bitch

― Jude Aurelien, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

i love the cosby show everyone one the show is so funny i watch it every night i expecially like Rudy and Olivia because they r so cute when there young well thats all i can think of 2 write so bye

bye, kori

― Kori Allen, Monday, 13 October 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mcdonalds.com.tw/campaign/download/wallpaper_2_1024x768.jpg

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 October 2003 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic for the name, dud for the voice

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 October 2003 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to remember this thread the next time someone says that old-ILX didn't traffic in skeezy sex-talk.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 October 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Phylicia Rashad was once a disco singer under a different name (Phylicia Allen, maybe ?) and was once married to one of the Village People.

Huh? I thought they were all gay.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 October 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

This is another prime example of how old-ILX was sooooo much better and different and whatnot than nu-ILX.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 13 October 2003 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thecosbyshow75.altervista.org/italiano/immagini/038.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thecosbyshow75.altervista.org/italiano/immagini/041.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thecosbyshow75.altervista.org/italiano/immagini/128.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thecosbyshow75.altervista.org/italiano/immagini/139.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thecosbyshow75.altervista.org/italiano/immagini/257.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, wait, is THAT the trapezoid?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 13 October 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Celebrity adoration implodes shockah!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

YES, that's the trapezoid! Here's another shot of it:

http://tbssuperstation.com/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i1/tempestt_bledsoe.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to trap her zoid!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you implying that Tempestt Bledsoe spends a significant amount of time making eighties wind-up dinosaur toys? And that you would enjoy coming up with elaborate ways to capture them? Cuz that's kinda weird.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh nothing, nothing.....*walks away whistling*

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

there's an artifacts line (i think) that goes 'i'm (something), like every female huxtable was fuckable'

"I'm flexible/like every female Huxtable was fuckable/impeccable/(something)/on point like a decible".

Man that Artifacts album was the fucking BOMB thank you for reminding me; I hadn't even thought about it in like 7 years.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

REVIVE

― Dan (So Shameful) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

this is irrefutable proof that we weren't all tea and crumpets in ye olden times

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

ye olde little i love ev'rythinge

― surf punks from arizona (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

I actually sat in the audience for a taping of the Tempestt show one day in HS when I felt like avoiding basketball practice. It was funny...and about as fake as a talk show could be.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Did the guys who handled the set scaffolding yawn throughout?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

There should be a day where no one is allowed to post anything other than Cosby-related posts.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Eurgh, unfortunately the first image that came to mind was that stupid Cosby clone cartoon.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

I am such a corndog. "Good grief"? Christ.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

9/11 changed everything

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

I am a male Velma.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Urgent and Key

Did Vanessa, Tootie, and Dee form their hip-hop group yet?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Rula crula.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

dave mine are worse - "whats all this rubbish"!!!

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Growing up in public sucks ass. And I wrote that shit in my 20s. Jinkies etc.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i blame ally

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

I was gonna blame hstencil, but you can go your own way.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

You only have yourself to blame, rubbish boy.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

i hated everybody here waaaay before it was your schtick!! remember "destroy ile"

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

That was visionary.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody ever answered Sinker's question concerning SANDRA LEBOUEF.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

DAMMIT I THOUGHT I HAD

― Dan (Black Card Revoked) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

It's French for "Sandy The Beef!"

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I was always so baffled by her when she first came on the show, because I thought she was white and figured she was adopted or something but Cliff and Clair just didn't want to make an issue out of it.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I Was baffled by her because in the pilot episode they make mention of how they have four children, and then all of a sudden mid-season they magically generated a older light-skinned Princeton student who was retconned into the family; I kept expecting The Watcher to burst in and shout "THIS SHOULD NOT BE".

― Dan (Also She Was Hella Annoying) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cosbyshow.de/cshmwdh/cospi412.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

― Dan (sorry) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

because in the pilot episode they make mention of how they have four children, and then all of a sudden mid-season they magically generated a older light-skinned Princeton student who was retconned into the family

That too! I figured they didn't count her as one of their children because she was adopted though! It was weird the way she suddenly turned up out of nowhere.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

I was gonna post something Dave-like, but I can't follow that.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tvland.com/nickatnite/cosby_show/pics/images/sondra.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Now let's see if anyone can name any of the following actors from memory:

- Elvin
- Elvin's parents
- Cliff's mom
- Kenny and Peter
- Theo's NYU friends (including the one with a similarly trapezoidal haircut)
- Guy who ran the community center (season 1)
- Martin's ex-wife (Olivia's mother)
- Winnie and Nelson
- The friends Rudy went to the underage club on 14th street with, and the friends of Pam's (including Charlene) who followed them
- etc.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even know the guy who played Cockroach's name!

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit I already relinquished my black card, don't rub it in my face!

(One of Theo's high school friends was Adam Sandler and that's all I remember.)

― Dan (Sadist) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

what a long strange trip it's been

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Also Nicole you may be forgetting all the light-skinned action running on Claire's side of the family -- remember her parents? Same goes for Olivia, actually.

HEY: does anyone remember the name of the college maintenance guy that Vanessa was engaged to?

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Also I totally fucked up earlier: Sandra's name was SABRINA LeBoeuf.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0c/Cdutton.jpg/180px-Cdutton.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

no wait, he was a garbage man

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://thepjs.tktv.net/images/pjs.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) Hahahaha! It's like Roc heard Sabrina's name and popped up going, "WHERE SHE AT???"

― Dan (Charles S. Dutton As Portrayed By Jimmy Walker) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Rocky Carroll, you are missed.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

We are so totally not veering off into Roc, dude.

For the record, I checked, and Vanessa's fiance was named Dabnis. I had forgotten that. Dabnis. Cliff gave him the whole speech about how he was like a steak on a piece of cardboard.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

I am going to have six kids, and name them all Dabnis.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

DABNIS

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

holy fuck i was wracking my brain there

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=active&q=dabnis

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of decided I hated Vanessa when she got engaged to somene named "Dabnis" because, well, DUDE'S NAME WAS DABNIS. WTF?

― Dan (You Hump That Nerd, Girl) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost: Holy shit, strongo!)

― Dan (GIS Bringin' Da ROFFLES) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

He was no Robert.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't he like 40, too?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

I'm trying to imagine the psychosis that causes you to think that fucking someone named Dabnis would be meet and right so to do.

― Dan (I Blame The Writers' Wish-Fulfillment Fantasies) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

i kind of imagine the writers recieving nbc's diktat that the idea of an upper-middle-class black family with a doctor and a lawyer and well-behaved kids was too unbelievable and wholesome and then proceeded to add one wtf thing after another. "i know, let's have vanessa marry a 40-year-old maintenance man named...wait for it..dabnis."

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

"let's have lisa bonet marry lenny kravitz."

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

"rudy needs to get fucked"

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

I've just suddenly realized that I couldn't have seen much of the show after the second season or two, as I have no idea what you mentalists are going on about. Though I remember the daughter at Princeton.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Oh see Blount, now we are right back in the bad place.

― Dan ("Unripened") Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Though scarily I remember this. Not that I actually saw it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

well at least he didn't say raven-symone

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

She's classic if just because she inspired the "Temptress" name discussed in the "how names effect people" chapter of Freakonomics!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

he's talkin funny talk

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Waitwaitwait, "the second season or two"?

― Dan (The Brain, She Is Perplexed) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Waitwaitwait, "the second season or two"?

Third and three, goal to go.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

ned was too busy wacking it to a young marisa tomei on adw

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-rudyhuxtabletopless.html

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

What happened to Pam after she didn't get into Hillman? Did they turn her out for tricks or something?

― Dan (Or Maybe They Locked Her In The Basement) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

xpost WERENT WE ALL

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

She's classic if just because she inspired the "Temptress" name discussed in the "how names effect people" chapter of Freakonomics!

Would inspiring the authors of Freakonomics automatically to do anything make for a dud?

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

i remember bein like, where can i get a ride to this "different world" full of brainy dimepieces and nerds with flip-top shades

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

ned was too busy wacking it to a young marisa tomei on adw

You liar, sir. It was to Quentin Tarantino's cameo on The Golden Girls.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

You misspelled "Carrot Top".

― Dan (OH NO HE DIDN'T) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

i remember when quentin was on "all american girl", speaking of shows you jerked it to

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

"you" might possibly = "me"

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

You misspelled "Carrot Top".

That's not how you spell "Mark Russell."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

"speaking of shows you jerked it to"

Inhumanoids!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) Quentin Tarantino's cameo on Mark Russell?

― Dan (IT GETS WORSE) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

No wonder ilx crashed again.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

i totally admit to wacking it to all-american girl