Rejected parody threads

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"Xenophonic Workmates" - a thread about workmates who keep marching into and out of the Tigris-Euphrates valley.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

'Fiend Envy' - a thread about two citizens of hell and their competetive friendship.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Xylophonic Workmates

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

New James Bond=Danny Boy. How a hardcore teague became a symbol of the British Secret Service.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

'Saddam Hussein Sentenced to Death by Banging' - he will be buggered to death by Americans.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

On the mod request forum:

BAN KI-MOON

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

thread to create Brand new TV programmes with suspiciously familiar titles - a thread to invent tvgohome style tv show parodies in the hope that Jo or Russel Brand will then front them

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

Rejected parotty threads - a place to suggest titles for theoretical threads about all things parrot related

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

Unrestricted Emigration - classic or dud (after all, we saw what happened to East Germany, eh?)

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Vicar ... I don't get it!

the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

Nominate New Trolls for ILE/ILX 2.0

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

hate myself for laughing at that

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

kinda hate myself for posting it

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

there may be hope for you yet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

wild bore

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

richard dawkins: petty?

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

vintage boggle scores that box

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

knew they'd pull thru

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

bands that enlarge you

buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

Bans that enrage you

Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

future of ~the clarinet~

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

^would read all of these^

Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (fourteen years ago)

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (fourteen years ago)

bad ska punk

patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (fourteen years ago)

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (fourteen years ago)

Guess the Titty

dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

"tart beats meat and hates it"

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

typophobia (a picture thread?)

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

typophobia (a pciture thraed?)

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

handjobs to "friday" by rebecca black

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

Coulrophobia: (A Picture Thread?)

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:21 (fourteen years ago)

remember zings?

an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:22 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Please don't poll _____ again

j/k lacan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

ILX: What year did you start posing?

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

people whose mere absence from a record makes you wanna buy the record

why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

considered that one

graveshitwave (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

or "whose mere presence makes you not wanna buy the record"

graveshitwave (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Pit Ponies: What's the Appeal?

Aimless, Friday, 2 September 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Mitch Mitchell vs John Bonham

really don't need to create mitch mcconnell vs john boehner here

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 9 October 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

Socks That Are Both Hilarious And Absolutely Gorgeous

buzza, Monday, 7 May 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

Images for sunny river - Report images

sarahell, Monday, 7 May 2012 05:29 (thirteen years ago)

i miss parody threads

the aower of aussy (electricsound), Monday, 7 May 2012 05:30 (thirteen years ago)

can we give some love to the ladies of the 30's/40's that aren't receiving any hitler kisses?

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

the most important erection of your lifetime

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

I could see that as a 1000-post oversharing thread on ILTMI.

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

Bands where the best musician is the racist

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 May 2012 07:38 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Whose "Nude Erection" will outrage fans more?

Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 09:23 (thirteen years ago)

Ideas For ILXXX

toandos, Friday, 8 June 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Screw the Hatters, this will be an awesome summer to be in Luton

mr-c-on-deadmau5-complete-wanker (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago)

tip of the hat

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

the most important erection of your life

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to liveblog

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago)

Defend the Indefensible: Cockaigne

Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago)

let's have a thread about snug lasses

how's life, Thursday, 6 September 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago)

"figured out how to liveblog" shd've been made imo

Une ville musulmane dans la Chine du Nord sous les Mongols (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

no way ska

stURGEON & musKEY (how's life), Friday, 21 September 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago)

the right be too fat

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago)

Dead Poodle 2012

die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago)

Would Future Smash: celebrity couples destined to produce beautiful offspring

frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago)

fuck artists you don't folk with

50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago)

physical music non-purchasers: how do you sleep?

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago)

if you could push a button and get toast, would you?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago)

^ best

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago)

Songs where you can "hear the join"

(i.e. songs that feature the sound of a toilet flushing)

乒乓, Monday, 15 October 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago)

do you mean "hear the john"?

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Monday, 15 October 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago)

hahahaha dayo

the late great, Monday, 15 October 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago)

yes xp :(

乒乓, Monday, 15 October 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago)

Could also be songs that feature the sound of a man paying for sex.

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Monday, 15 October 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago)

http://www.allmusic.com/song/viem%C3%A4rimaailma-sewageworld-mt0013773270

Cornelius Chi-Dubem Udebuluzor (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 15 October 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago)

everybody on ilx complains about raggett

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago)

lol

suggest butt (Pillbox), Monday, 15 October 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago)

both an observation and an invitation iirc

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago)

Bands with two gingers

itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Friday, 26 October 2012 08:55 (twelve years ago)

request access to 77 broads

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 5 November 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Shhh Said by Every Librarian Ever

buzza, Friday, 4 January 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

already covered : (

buzza, Friday, 4 January 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...

should there be more tripping or less tripping?

Aimless, Friday, 1 February 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)

barking: does it come easily to you?

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)

List of overrated Brands

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)

(another Russell Brand thread)

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Vacuous Things That Make You Un-Nationally Irie

(?)

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 March 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)

Good Internet Porn Habits

sleepingbag, Monday, 18 March 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

Post the words "The Beatles" ITT

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 May 2013 10:21 (twelve years ago)

LOL

how's life, Thursday, 30 May 2013 10:26 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

The great red wine regions of Australia: A poll

Aimless, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago)

that would be a reasonable follow-up thread, not parodic

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:40 (eleven years ago)

rejected parody thread would be when ilx iterates the format beyond tenability and some wag follows the spain, italy and usa threads with 'great tonic wine regions of scotland'

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago)

Devon, surely

乒乓, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago)

or Whiney's regions

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago)

lol

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago)

the right to eat cats

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago)

John Cage's 12"

Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago)

^ Avant-Garde Composer TMI

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 00:00 (eleven years ago)

Mosqves

phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 August 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago)

the mahometans of the isle of banda doe usually in their mosqves eat together of what is brought by everyone

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 5 August 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago)

like

phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 August 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago)

suggested parody threads

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/Fort_Belgica_1824.jpg

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 5 August 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago)

http://www.malawivoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/kamuzu.jpg

cd have legs

phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 August 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago)

List of Overannuated Bandas

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 5 August 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O80TjYZSEMA

phased squirtle tarps (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 August 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWKmDrpjzXQ

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 August 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago)

four weeks pass...

itt blogs instruct you how to be a flan

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

What are your favorite black and decker metal tools?

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 October 2013 12:28 (eleven years ago)

Musicians who are piss artists

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:07 (eleven years ago)

list of unicorn characters

nashwan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago)

how many days per week do you shit on average?

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 7 November 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago)

Golf Dance Styles

zanana rebozo (abanana), Friday, 8 November 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago)

Sexual positions you keep trying to like but can't get into

Countries you keep trying to like but can't get into

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 08:44 (eleven years ago)

Something bad happened a person today

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 08:56 (eleven years ago)

Thread of stoking bitterness

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 09:04 (eleven years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/12/article-2246807-165C4DBA000005DC-176_306x423.jpg

tight black leggings and big footy boots

gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 8 November 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago)

Vahid likes salad

you can get fuckstab anywhere in london (wins), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:36 (eleven years ago)

Oops wrong thread

you can get fuckstab anywhere in london (wins), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago)

Some Boring Band - Some Boring Album [Released Nov 2013]

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:43 (eleven years ago)

Nice Dude Enemy List

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:44 (eleven years ago)

request for dilation

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:46 (eleven years ago)

calling a female baby "poster" isn't acceptable

Tom (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago)

eliotness

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago)

baldness

Aimless, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago)

Lochness

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago)

lochness ?

Mordy , Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago)

haha

markers, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago)

play it off as a zing on djp

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago)

MikeNess

Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

I propose that this cluster of rejected parody threads be titled The Family Ness

too much Michu, not enough meta (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Why is John Fahey So Boning?

last updated 10 years ago by (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 December 2013 08:42 (eleven years ago)

Why do musicians tend to pique so easily?

anky, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago)

ILX usernames that are already admissions of defeat

deeja entendu (wins), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago)

hahahahahahaha

VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago)

compared 2 u bbz, we all are

VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago)

I know that's the joke. I shd just excelsior you and run

VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago)

imago

deeja entendu (wins), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago)

oh god

VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago)

imagoing
imagoing
imagone

deeja entendu (wins), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Rolling 2014 Thread on MA$E

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

mod pervs for ILTMI

usic and luriqs by Stephen Sonnedheim (wins), Thursday, 6 February 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)

Posters That Abandoned their Distinctive Style for a Generic Mainstream Style

sarahell, Sunday, 9 February 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Rolling Cheese Dream 2014

Bipolar Sumner (Branwell Bell), Monday, 24 February 2014 12:58 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMd4kPnQ0DE

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 24 February 2014 13:13 (eleven years ago)

i'd have a space to talk about this bucherondin.

clouds, Monday, 24 February 2014 13:27 (eleven years ago)

GG Allin character compendium

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Sunday, 2 March 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

Pharisees You Hate

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

shiitake that looks like an onion but isn't

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Saturday, 8 March 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

alternately, "shit that looks like an onion but isn't" (I Love TMI)

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Saturday, 8 March 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

Taking Sides: Aliens vs. Christianity

Fortnum & Mason Jar (Aimless), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:13 (eleven years ago)

four weeks pass...

only children in bars

Mordy , Saturday, 12 April 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

One syllable words that aren't funny

soref, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

air is a waste of time; improving smothering is all that matters

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

vote for the best of these 1968-1976 country songs that charted highest at #4 on the billboard country charts

Mordy, Friday, 20 June 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

Morrissey really seriously ill selection HOOS

estela, Thursday, 26 June 2014 12:41 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

so i farted gravity's rainbow the other day

mattresslessness, Friday, 22 August 2014 20:25 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

dedicated JIM DAVIDSON thread

Chimp Arsons, Monday, 29 September 2014 14:21 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

Unavailable sodas you have tried and failed to love

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 October 2014 22:13 (ten years ago)

Recommend me some extremely twinky music

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 20:41 (ten years ago)

posting to let the record show I came here to post that second one

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:38 (ten years ago)

http://heathenharvest.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/thighpaulsandra-double-vulgar-ii.jpg

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:49 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

19th Century Celebrity WS of Shame

Kooki-Wan Tanooki (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 17:48 (ten years ago)

dead young fathers

نكبة (nakhchivan), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:42 (ten years ago)

that is not a parody thread but just a generic rejected thread
what a disaster for rejected parody threads

نكبة (nakhchivan), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:43 (ten years ago)

would bookmark

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:44 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

ask a boutique lina

nakhchivan, Monday, 5 January 2015 23:09 (ten years ago)

ask a boutique luna

example (crüt), Monday, 5 January 2015 23:31 (ten years ago)

What happened to socially/politically concious raptors

writes itself

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 18:02 (ten years ago)

ℝolliℵg M∃th Thr∑a∂

Vote in the ILM EOY Poll! (seandalai), Thursday, 8 January 2015 01:07 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

Better Rapper: Kanye West or Paul McCartney

Mordy, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:24 (ten years ago)

What makes a horrible poster? Doing horrible things or posting horrible things?

Mordy, Monday, 2 February 2015 16:02 (ten years ago)

atypically charactetful posts by typically characterless posters

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Monday, 2 February 2015 22:06 (ten years ago)

atypically characterful posts by typically characterless posters

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Monday, 2 February 2015 22:07 (ten years ago)

Is Andie Contagious?

k3ller of sh1p (wins), Saturday, 14 February 2015 11:17 (ten years ago)

Ask Djibouti's Premier

http://i.imgur.com/Kcfd4So.jpg

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:30 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

becoming "regular" - to have been posted on ILTMI

, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:31 (ten years ago)

IRregular <-- much more O_0

j., Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:35 (ten years ago)

fine fáil of ie wdyll in march 2015?

nakhchivan, Thursday, 5 March 2015 23:05 (ten years ago)

Spanish waiters

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 6 March 2015 00:44 (ten years ago)

http://www.collectorskingdomonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/plate-snowy-owls.jpg

we reward the hake (NickB), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 15:13 (ten years ago)

lol

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

BIBI v REY

Finn McCoolit (wins), Friday, 3 April 2015 11:54 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

bands that are 'rooms with many dorks'

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 15:46 (ten years ago)

hahaha

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)

Fear of Raggett

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:03 (ten years ago)

fear of egret-- a sanctuary for those who have trepidation about rolling avian issues.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:54 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6u7y4DAbQc

carles the jekyll (imago), Thursday, 30 April 2015 13:02 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

ILM thread posted to ILM by mistake

gong mad (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 May 2015 19:02 (ten years ago)

^this

Proclus Hiriam (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 24 May 2015 19:58 (ten years ago)

Why are there far fewer advocates for papism/panopticism related to political forms OTHER than fascism?

serene manish (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 May 2015 13:26 (ten years ago)

What tastes 'cutting edge' in 2015

Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Monday, 1 June 2015 16:36 (ten years ago)

thread of dissing pulled pork

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 June 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)

where are the wasabi peas of 2015?

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 June 2015 16:41 (ten years ago)

Truly nothing new under the bun

Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Monday, 1 June 2015 17:41 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

Your Family [REDACTED]

imago, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 15:27 (ten years ago)

Ew

5HI+ that looks like an anion particle but isn't (wins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 15:32 (ten years ago)

it was gonna be Car-Vape honest

imago, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 15:35 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

the last old-school ilxor you were surprised to discover was still in the database

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Monday, 3 August 2015 00:42 (nine years ago)

lol

sarahell, Monday, 3 August 2015 01:52 (nine years ago)

What sounds 'hopelessly dated' in 2015?

followed by a long Scaruffi list of all musicians active pre-2015

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:43 (nine years ago)

please span this bammer

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 16:26 (nine years ago)

/ please spam this banner

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 16:27 (nine years ago)

greenspan obama

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 16:28 (nine years ago)

with a spam and a rusty bammer

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 14:59 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

livers of people who seem to have figured out how to pitch

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 15:06 (nine years ago)

do you respect tom jenkinson?

the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:59 (nine years ago)

notable people born in a kraal

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Saturday, 19 September 2015 23:38 (nine years ago)

some are born cool, some are dave cool, some have coolness etc

jordan amavero (imago), Saturday, 19 September 2015 23:47 (nine years ago)

What things might happen in the future that people will have opinions about on the internet and which of the loveable characters from internet message board ILX will have things to say about the things that will have going to have happened?

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:54 (nine years ago)

Polls you second-guessed about

the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:57 (nine years ago)

Name a messageboard without a single dud thread on it.

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 21 September 2015 09:38 (nine years ago)

sow not gonna happen

nashwan, Monday, 21 September 2015 11:49 (nine years ago)

I was thinking about polling Big Pun - Capital Punishment and calling the thread Big POLL - Unsearcahble POLLishment

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:24 (nine years ago)

JEB! Jeb has a theme song – OOOO-ooo-oooh Jeb!

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 4 October 2015 22:56 (nine years ago)

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/979/147/7d0.png

soref, Sunday, 4 October 2015 23:07 (nine years ago)

iyo, did ilx ruin the internet?

Morris the Florist meets Horace the Taurus (Aimless), Monday, 12 October 2015 17:45 (nine years ago)

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:49 (nine years ago)

STUFF ON HULL

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 07:43 (nine years ago)

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover

I came here to post that

moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 07:25 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Anticipating Charlie Kaufman's anosmia

twunty fifteen (imago), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 00:27 (nine years ago)

i misread it as that

sarahell, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 02:13 (nine years ago)

People you bummed to find out if they were right wingers

systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 17:43 (nine years ago)

lol

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:57 (nine years ago)

Spike Lee's Tie Rack

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 5 November 2015 10:20 (nine years ago)

People you were bummed to find out were in Winger

Hwætever (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2015 13:27 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Guess The Settlement (Ariel)

Mordy, Friday, 20 November 2015 15:34 (nine years ago)

feel like i could do something with

Should Gary Numan Reunite His Old Bandmates??

but i can't quite put my finger on it

when's international me day? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 November 2015 22:01 (nine years ago)

I actually agree, I'd love for Numan to team back up with Palladino and some of the guys from the earlier tours

Dear Lesbian21 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 November 2015 22:04 (nine years ago)

well sure i'm all for horses in bands

when's international me day? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 November 2015 22:05 (nine years ago)

but my god did he sound like he was phoning it in at times

the hitler pun in the hilarious "Whiney" display name (sarahell), Saturday, 21 November 2015 22:06 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/vpGvIWS.jpg

ask a butte cleaner

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Saturday, 2 January 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)

What desperately unfashionable writers do you really look like?

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 10 January 2016 10:05 (nine years ago)

Should I shit on Pete Yorn?

hunangarage, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 04:40 (nine years ago)

FRONTLINE: the flea medicine not the pbs documentary series

salthigh, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:24 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

In the unlikely event that Wins trumps, how will you react?

François Pitchforkian (NickB), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)

oh god

odysseus (imago), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)

hardly unlikely tbh

anglos with derpy phasis (wins), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)

Defend The Indefensible: Making Love

drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 March 2016 13:45 (nine years ago)

Last (sex) movies you saw

baby photo in place of profile pic (ledge), Monday, 14 March 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

your 11 favourite songs of the moment fuck.

moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 13:59 (nine years ago)

Which Moderators Do You Trust?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Wank the Right Album

Just can't get Eno, ugh (ledge), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 08:06 (nine years ago)

Useless old posters

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 08:12 (nine years ago)

^would read

ogmor, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 12:13 (nine years ago)

would retire there tbh

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 12:25 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Pussy/crack pain

JoeStork, Thursday, 5 May 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)

Belgian ilxors to eulogize repressed woman who is otherwise hoarsey

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)

you're fucking dinner

Mordy, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:29 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

emotional numbnuts

reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 June 2016 07:53 (nine years ago)

help me find mule-fronted contemporary alt-rock that doesn't gore me to death

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 17 June 2016 08:56 (nine years ago)

What Parts Of The Neb Would You Leave Behind If We Built A New One?

Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ2016 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 18 June 2016 00:14 (nine years ago)

five months pass...

Are you considering purchasing a gin?

imago, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 02:27 (eight years ago)

I just came here to post that!

memories of a cruller (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 04:36 (eight years ago)

(ok, mine was 'are you considering purchasing a gnu?', but still)

memories of a cruller (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 04:38 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

Taking sides: Children vs. Pie

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:50 (eight years ago)

child pie vs puppy cakes surely

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:52 (eight years ago)

^ that was the rejected rejected parody thread, as too convoluted. also, I thought the winners of the preliminary bouts should duke it out in the main event.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 December 2016 01:01 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

is there a "deep state" in teh i.l.x.

the late great, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 06:42 (eight years ago)

songs that are almost like but do not actually meet the stipulation in the thread title because i am a lazy reader and i just enjoy namechecking the work of my favourite artist as per

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2017 19:16 (eight years ago)

list of things that are better than the proposed subject of this thread

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2017 19:18 (eight years ago)

Britpop Spears - Whiteout

nashwan, Saturday, 25 February 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

The Tyranny Of Listening To Music Through Your Fucking Ears

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:54 (eight years ago)

What's the least acclaimed opinion you love?

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 April 2017 06:18 (eight years ago)

At what point did Tom Ewing realize his message board was now on a downward arc?

progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

I Have Had It Up to Here Waiting for The Beatles to Be Cremated

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

what's the least acclaimed bum you love?

sarahell, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

How do you feel about the Brittas Empire?

(Heh, had to confirm the spelling of Brittas on Wiki and found this gem in the final para -

'Curse of the Tiger Women' is the final episode in 1997. This ending claims all seven series were part of a dream that Brittas is having on his way to the job interview for manager of the leisure centre. It is an ending that is regarded as poor by many critics and viewers)

Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 12:58 (eight years ago)

Where is the love for PAUL NICHOLAS?

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 13:34 (eight years ago)

Were dirges 'Radiohead-like' at Glastonbury Abbey?

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

NOMINATIONS: Greatest ILX Novels of All Time

imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

(reminding me that Universal Harvester has been lying around waiting to be read for a few weeks, will get on that)

imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:00 (seven years ago)

best boobs that are music lists?

sarahell, Friday, 7 July 2017 21:59 (seven years ago)

Posts You Were Going to Make That Criticize Another User's Grammar/Intelligence/Identity While Not Having Anything to Do With the Thread Topic - Put Them Here

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:10 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

The "bald guy" in the band: who are the other Mike Loves in music?

na (NA), Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:13 (seven years ago)

four weeks pass...

Your musical "bland spots"

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 20:26 (seven years ago)

For most people that's their entire collection obvs

ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:29 (seven years ago)

^how can I come on when I know I'm guilty?

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:13 (seven years ago)

Have you ever masterminded in front of a woman?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:54 (seven years ago)

have you ever masturbated in front of a judge?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:56 (seven years ago)

artists who plausibly appear to be poor people

how's life, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:42 (seven years ago)

reminds me of jackson c frank

died homeless in ny i believe

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:50 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Nicosia: A POLL

best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 December 2017 21:43 (seven years ago)

:D

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 9 December 2017 22:12 (seven years ago)

four weeks pass...

Appropriate Etiquette for Punching Work Colleagues - How Much is Too Much?

not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:42 (seven years ago)

there are some exceptions to Section 47 of the Offences Against the Person Act, apparently. But you've got to punch carefully.

calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:56 (seven years ago)

Rejected paradiddle threads

The Harmony Illustrated Encyclopedia of Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:19 (seven years ago)

People namechecked in Peruvian pop songs from the 60s starting with the letter S, who turn out to be bobsledding heroes of yore and are named as well in recent footwork bangers, but only in future tense: C/D S/D POX POO #wedontknowwhattodoanymoreILM2018

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 January 2018 14:49 (seven years ago)

some twat would still post "Guided By Voices" or some other cobblers

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 15:34 (seven years ago)

This is the improbable thread for ILxors in their twenties

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:01 (seven years ago)

Surely some of those three year olds you see in youtube comments who like the smiths must find their way to ILM eventually

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:09 (seven years ago)

pretty sure some of them are already posting

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:11 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

stuff that chris brown liked.

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)

is New York City ched?
PHANTOM CHED: Paul Tomas Anderson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Fifties London
THE 10TH ANNUAL ILM METAL POLL:2017 RESULTS CHED
the day after the chedline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions
Rejected parody cheds

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:29 (seven years ago)

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:16 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Things you were shockingly high when you learned

sleepingbag, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:45 (seven years ago)

Jordan Peterson: S/D

flappy bird, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Imagine Imagine Dragons - where people who have never heard Imagine Dragons (like me) describe what they think they might sound like

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 April 2018 20:51 (seven years ago)

*tents fingers* i like it. i like it a lot. start the thread. be a legend

flappy bird, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:07 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Sexual positions you keep trying to like but can't get into

the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 June 2018 14:18 (seven years ago)

hair say bye to me (a baldness thread)

lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

"poo" art that prepared us

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:36 (seven years ago)

i mean i cant see any other interpretation tbh

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 05:55 (seven years ago)

art that prepares us to "poo"?

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:08 (seven years ago)

What do you find strangly erotic?

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Thursday, 14 June 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)

What do you find strangely emetic?

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:23 (seven years ago)

neurotic/hypnotic/aortic/esoteric

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Friday, 15 June 2018 15:10 (seven years ago)

ecliptic

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 June 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)

Songs where you can "jear the hoin"

i want to get cancer (map), Friday, 22 June 2018 00:56 (seven years ago)

What's the best kind of slurry?

lana del boy (ledge), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

best songs shorter than 30 minutes

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:01 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

promising thread titles that turn out to be on ilxor.com

Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:04 (six years ago)

lol you beautiful curmudgeon

more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:29 (six years ago)

Replace 'walk' with 'wank' in a song title.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 14 July 2018 08:26 (six years ago)

how much do you sweat? [POLL closes: September 1 (in 1 month)]

🔘0 mL/day (I am a reptilian)
🔘1 to 250 mL/day
🔘251 to 500 mL/day
🔘501 to 750 mL/day
🔘751 to 1000 mL/day

etc.

shaped like cats and postmen (unregistered), Monday, 16 July 2018 01:08 (six years ago)

Lol

Ross, Monday, 16 July 2018 07:05 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

why do people leave ILX for food?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 August 2018 01:28 (six years ago)

Al Hrabosky's Terrifying New Math

clemenza, Thursday, 9 August 2018 13:15 (six years ago)

Why do people leave ILX for good charlotte?

some kind of meunster (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:50 (six years ago)

Worst Sex Film In A Series

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Monday, 27 August 2018 15:06 (six years ago)

post mitchum_brothers.gif itt when u want to post mitchum_brothers.gif in another thread

the late great, Saturday, 8 September 2018 04:13 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

37 Threads Every ilxor Over 40 Should Be Able to Quote

ogmor, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:11 (six years ago)

Things you were shockingly cold when you learned

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:19 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

Albums covers that depict the artists hanging out with their chores

imago, Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:09 (six years ago)

Help me with my ass?

Ward Fowler, Monday, 29 October 2018 12:46 (six years ago)

the last famous person you murdered upon discovering that they were actually still alive

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Thursday, 1 November 2018 16:36 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Acts whose entire album output has been an incline in their early years, followed by a brief plateau, followed by a gradual decline, though fans still find value in their later work.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 04:21 (six years ago)

With no exception

JoeStork, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 04:22 (six years ago)

Acts whose entire album output will have already been listed somewhere on ilx

sarahell, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 06:49 (six years ago)

Horses that will continue to have been flogged long after they've expired

biliares now living will never buey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 07:44 (six years ago)

the royals rankle ilx

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 17 December 2018 19:23 (six years ago)

four weeks pass...

are we giving in to stimulation?

difficult listening hour, Monday, 14 January 2019 23:25 (six years ago)

I just quoted _The Third Man_ in full for the first time

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 03:16 (six years ago)

voluble new posters

estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 03:22 (six years ago)

Best '10s Octogenerian Sex Comedies

sarahell, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 12:40 (six years ago)

Public shamen

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:20 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Some of your least favourite records that turn 20 this year

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 February 2019 10:33 (six years ago)

Good thread idea. I wouldn't reject it.

pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:01 (six years ago)

It's a very plausible thread to exist, but there are already more than enough places to complain about music you don't like on "I Love Music"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 February 2019 11:04 (six years ago)

Hard disagree. We're all so dispassionate and genteel when it comes to music.

pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:06 (six years ago)

Bands you keep trying to join but can't get into

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 February 2019 15:07 (six years ago)

lol

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 24 February 2019 16:11 (six years ago)

🥨 Your OMNOMNOMINATIONS for the best snacks under 200 calories poll 🥨

lispectah deck (unregistered), Monday, 25 February 2019 00:07 (six years ago)

one month passes...

People who thought you were dead but you aren't

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2019 00:36 (six years ago)

Do you weary of glasses?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2019 23:18 (six years ago)

What are Alexander the Great's flaws?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 02:56 (six years ago)

Notional Record Store Day

like him hate us? Sure you are. Its in the cool aid. (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:16 (six years ago)

17 Indie Artists on Their Oddest Odd Jobs That Pay the Bills When Music Doesn’t (a poll)

pomenitul, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:22 (six years ago)

Birthday Party songs for a mountain goat playlist?
Talulah Gosh songs for a shooting spree playlist?
Foetus songs for a baby shower playlist?
Spacemen 3 songs for a detox playlist?
SotL songs for a CrossFit playlist?

lispectah deck (unregistered), Friday, 19 April 2019 03:11 (six years ago)

Is the Guardian worse than it might otherwise be?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 April 2019 17:05 (six years ago)

lispectah deck (unregistered) at 12:07 25 Feb 19
🥨 Your OMNOMNOMINATIONS for the best snacks under 200 calories poll 🥨
every time this thread pops up I wonder whether it would be worth actually making this, so far the answer is no

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 20 April 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

the least famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 09:32 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

Talk to Tranströmer

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:34 (six years ago)

lol

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:36 (six years ago)

do you think morrissey might one day make aliyah to a settlement?

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 May 2019 14:47 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

One Gong Per Album

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:59 (six years ago)

One RONG Per Album

Regardless, the cyclops has us beat.

pomenitul, Monday, 24 June 2019 17:05 (six years ago)

Why isn't there a thread about cumbria?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 24 June 2019 20:39 (six years ago)

Is it ethical or moral not to beat up somebody sporting a Nazi tattoo?

Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 July 2019 13:09 (five years ago)

Friend Infected With Left Wing Brain Worms - What to Do?

It started out innocently enough: he bought a Che Guevara t-shirt and talked about a 45% tax bracket, but now he listens to Chapo Trap House and talks about minimum income.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:28 (five years ago)

It could make for a good non-parody thread! I know it would become one, but left-wing people certainly aren't immune from brain worms!

anvil, Monday, 15 July 2019 17:32 (five years ago)

I think that Left Wing Brain Worms, to the extent I even acknowledge an equivalence, generally pose less of a threat to others, anti-vaxxers being perhaps one prominent exception.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:42 (five years ago)

How is that left wing? Isn't that

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:44 (five years ago)

... for people like Tony Blair?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:44 (five years ago)

Or hippies? I actually don't who any of these anti-vaxxer people are, apart from Blair.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:45 (five years ago)

isn't the idea that its people we know? Not just random examples of people or type of people?

anvil, Monday, 15 July 2019 18:15 (five years ago)

Songs You Hate (By Artists You've Blown)

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 04:29 (five years ago)

Mount Eerie - No Fleshlight

alomar lines, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 05:14 (five years ago)

one month passes...

If you could would you do way with ILX as we know it?

pomenitul, Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:06 (five years ago)

If you died and went to Hell - a Poll

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:54 (five years ago)

KM answers the hypothetical perfectly

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:55 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Have you ever distributed one or more volumes of The Grateful Dead's Dick's Picks series via sexual text messaging?

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Monday, 9 September 2019 23:59 (five years ago)

UK government thread

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 00:30 (five years ago)

Mordy is a dork

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:15 (five years ago)

The IRA, The ROTH IRA, the SEP-IRA

sarahell, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:40 (five years ago)

aw so mean :(

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:35 (five years ago)

Rejected!

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:39 (five years ago)

one month passes...

bands who stopped liking you after you saw them live

chips moomin (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:22 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Rolling Worst Music of 1919

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 22:57 (five years ago)

getting baked: does it come easily to you?

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:29 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

People You Suspect Are Overly Frightened But Don't Actually Know Well Enough To Say So

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:53 (five years ago)

if there's a better compiler than Bob Stanley out there, I'd sure like to take him out for dinner, maybe see a show, back for coffee at his place, see how things go

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:41 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

DO NOT TOAST THIS BREAD

Paperbag raita (ledge), Thursday, 26 December 2019 21:44 (five years ago)

I see potential in that tbh

looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 December 2019 22:46 (five years ago)

Star Wars: The Malodorian

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 December 2019 05:59 (five years ago)

In every 70s Soviet home ever

pomenitul, Saturday, 28 December 2019 14:46 (five years ago)

1. A potato

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 28 December 2019 15:16 (five years ago)

Are the people who watch the Star Wars movies humans?

Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:51 (five years ago)

lol

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:57 (five years ago)

Rolling wyrd music 2020

pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 00:40 (five years ago)

eye of newt

imago, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 00:41 (five years ago)

There appears to be no band bearing that name. Somebody's gotta get in on the action, fast.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 00:44 (five years ago)

TS: LRB vs RLB

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:14 (five years ago)

"time to kill Dennis Perrin" tweets

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

"A Time To Kill" Dennis Perrin tweets


..... And I hope they burn in Hell!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 January 2020 18:18 (five years ago)

Should taxpayers be smothering the royal family?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 19 January 2020 18:13 (five years ago)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

pomenitul, Sunday, 19 January 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

Books and Violence

There are negative effects, but not significant ones 29
These books probably impact individual aggressive behavior more than we admit 29
There is no negative effect of reading these books 9
The books are probably harmful and should be avoided 9
Other 5
There's a causal link between these books and violent crime 2

pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 16:02 (five years ago)

Poll: what's the worst part of getting trold?

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 20 January 2020 17:31 (five years ago)

hope i die before i get trold

Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 January 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

no country for trold men

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Monday, 20 January 2020 18:53 (five years ago)

When I am trold and grey and full of sleep…

pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

Thread for Screaming Into the VoIP

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:42 (five years ago)

which is great cos people will only hear it intermittently

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:59 (five years ago)

Julius Rosenberg, C or D?

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:37 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Which artists have a discography?

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:03 (five years ago)

which good band / artist has no discography?

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:10 (five years ago)

= in every ilm thread ever

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:10 (five years ago)

Which discos have a cartography?

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:10 (five years ago)

which ilm threads have encephalopathy?

sarahell, Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

Ideals for ILX

chet san telmo (alomar lines), Friday, 7 February 2020 05:39 (five years ago)

Thread ... artists ... discography ... their feces on the cover

sarahell, Friday, 7 February 2020 06:48 (five years ago)

Peter Steele is smiling in hell

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 06:49 (five years ago)

Lol did I actually beat you to a parody involving a shit joke?

sarahell, Friday, 7 February 2020 06:55 (five years ago)

a thread about how if you avoid the threads about politics there's some interesting and sweet people on white power forums

Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

theres a lot to be fucking said for avoiding politics threads mayne

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:16 (five years ago)

I've been on forums with some objectionable right-wing people before and believe me those people never let the subject fucking drop for long.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:21 (five years ago)

Dejected parody threads

(includes digression on farting) (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:25 (five years ago)

xp same but yknow

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:26 (five years ago)

Albums / songs which begin with a dork opening his mouth

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:31 (five years ago)

to form boaby, or not to form boaby

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:32 (five years ago)

(xp) LOL, too many to list.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:34 (five years ago)

Albums / songs that begun with the singer's alter ego being murdered

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:44 (five years ago)

Albums / songs that begin with The Doors opening

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

would bookmark (xpost)

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:47 (five years ago)

Threads that begin with a post about albums/songs

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually man alive

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

worst worst thread

not really a parody tbh

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 12:26 (five years ago)

Footballers you date

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

*mate

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

is phasing your music rad to the music

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 February 2020 02:32 (five years ago)

series of ilm threads stanning imaginary songs with emoji titles.. "💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ Thread of Woman Tipping Hand 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️" "Come post up with the song of the winter 📪📪 Closed Mailbox with Lowered Flag 📪📪"

lumen (esby), Sunday, 23 February 2020 23:23 (five years ago)

Is the Guardian worse than it used to be thread worse than it used to be?

Mordy, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:45 (five years ago)

Posts you had second thoughts about and decided to delete - describe them here

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

best lion in a movie

Paperbag raita (ledge), Monday, 2 March 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

would read, tbh

virussian interference (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 2 March 2020 19:28 (five years ago)

Getting baked: does it come easily to you?

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 March 2020 21:32 (five years ago)

ban all fake RAP threads

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 13 March 2020 22:54 (five years ago)

POST HERE EVERYTIME YOU POST HERE

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 15 March 2020 14:05 (five years ago)

I want you to post here
I need you to post here
I'd love you to post here
Oh I'm begging you to post here

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

Coronavirus: A Thread to Discuss Coronavirus

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 21:30 (five years ago)

Reveal Your Cool Conservative Beliefs Here

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:06 (five years ago)

uh, that's not a parody thread, that's like 1/3 of all ilx threads tbh

sarahell, Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:17 (five years ago)

I guess we also need a 'Reveal Your Uncool Progressive Beliefs Here' thread.

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:20 (five years ago)

go for it

sarahell, Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

Maybe later, I'm hungry something fierce.

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

isn't that the "trenchant social media posts" thread?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:53 (five years ago)

Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational CORVID Fears and Experiences in 2020

^ for people afraid of crows & ravens

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:00 (five years ago)

We have loads of different birds around here usually but this week it's been all jackdaws and I can't help but wonder if it's an ill omen. Do jackdaws eat carrion?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:50 (five years ago)

Mostly Apocalyptic Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

^rejected for cutting a bit too close to the bone

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 19:31 (five years ago)

do you let moſſe “grow on you”?

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2020 15:20 (five years ago)

lol

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 March 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

A+

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 28 March 2020 15:24 (five years ago)

:D

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 28 March 2020 15:32 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

do you clap for careers?

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 09:47 (five years ago)

fap

steer calmer (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2020 10:48 (five years ago)

can't believe I missed that

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 11:46 (five years ago)

far be it from me to have posted "snap"

steer calmer (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2020 11:47 (five years ago)

crap

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2020 12:01 (five years ago)

do you care for clappers?

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 17 April 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

Eddie Murphy in his 80s

nashwan, Saturday, 18 April 2020 10:02 (five years ago)

Do you care for clappers?

https://images2.sw-cdn.net/product/picture/674x501_12085731_7555275_1459338995.jpg

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 April 2020 10:44 (five years ago)

(xp) LOL I somehow missed the post two above mine!

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 April 2020 11:01 (five years ago)

do you clap for the wolfman?

Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 April 2020 14:44 (five years ago)

Do you clap for carrots?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

Do you crap for terrors?

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

What is the sound of one hand clapping for carers?

sarahell, Friday, 24 April 2020 19:04 (five years ago)

Are you considering purchasing a gnu?

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:52 (five years ago)

LOL beat me to the punch

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

(ok, mine was 'are you considering purchasing a gnu?', but still)

― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Tuesday, November 22, 2016 11:38 PM (three years ago)

https://www.gnu.org/graphics/gnu-head.png

unregistered, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 21:11 (five years ago)

Okay, I will happily concede that unregistered got to it first.

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:28 (five years ago)

there's good gnus and bad gnus

genital giant (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:38 (five years ago)

gnus n 'orses

kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:52 (five years ago)

Huey Lewis & The Gnus

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 03:42 (five years ago)

Gary Gnuman

And I swear that I don't have a gnu (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 09:33 (five years ago)

Happiness is a warm gnu

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 10:06 (five years ago)

gnus are great gnus gnus gnus moar threads about GNUS

Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 10:40 (five years ago)

Searxh results

gnu-metal, c/d s/d

Debian is truly the best GNU/Linux

And I swear that I don't have a gnu (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 11:05 (five years ago)

Thread of What Is Rape And Is Joe Biden A Rapist

I’m really sorry

silby, Thursday, 30 April 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

i laughed and i am a woman so

sarahell, Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:09 (five years ago)

no need for this nonsense, he's one of our rapists

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:11 (five years ago)

Rapist, Hitler, Hitler, Rapist, Hitler, Rapist, Hitler, Woman

sarahell, Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:13 (five years ago)

not another politics thread

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:15 (five years ago)

Friend Infected With Centrist Brain Worms - What To Do?

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 1 May 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

People Who You Suspect are Frightening

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 May 2020 18:05 (five years ago)

markdown of masculinity

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 May 2020 18:47 (five years ago)

Are You a Cunt Out on Social Media?

come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

“Lee Rigby”- Your thoughts please...

What fash heil is this? (wins), Friday, 22 May 2020 11:13 (five years ago)

classic or dead?

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 11:21 (five years ago)

Red Pills: A Poll

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 May 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

Donna Friend: The Little Tart

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 May 2020 08:48 (five years ago)

post ILX posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

pomenitul, Monday, 25 May 2020 14:00 (five years ago)

💪 Are You Cut on Social Media? 💪
🏳️‍🌈 Are you Out on Social Media? 🏳️‍🌈
🥺 Are You Cute on Social Media? 🥺
😺 Are you a Cat on Social Media? 😺
😎 Are you crüt on Social Media? 😎

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:21 (five years ago)

Where is your cut-off penis?

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 May 2020 15:03 (five years ago)

Recommendations for indie rock music without guitars, drums, vocals or skinny white guys.

Shampoo for my real friends (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 31 May 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

actual lol xp

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 31 May 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

post ILX posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

― pomenitul, Monday, May 25, 2020 9:00 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i honestly really enjoy reading dow's posts

budo jeru, Sunday, 31 May 2020 16:35 (five years ago)

Abolish the Polis

Abolish the Polls

pomenitul, Monday, 8 June 2020 01:15 (five years ago)

... that's how they say it in Paisley.

Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2020 12:05 (five years ago)

TS: I Love Music vs. Steve Hoffman Music Forums

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 June 2020 16:38 (five years ago)

A spinoff of the Sergio Leone! thread that consists entirely utterances that scan with and/or rhyme with "Sergio Leone!"

Serving of spumoni!

Boney Maroni!

Fresh rigatoni!

Chuck Mangione!

Island known as Coney!

H. Caulfield says you're phoney!

Buy me a pony!

If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be tru (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 14:43 (five years ago)

Bowie's Outside: Let Him In?

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 6 July 2020 09:57 (four years ago)

rolling "Biden is gonna win" containment thread

pomenitul, Monday, 6 July 2020 15:19 (four years ago)

^^^^

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 6 July 2020 15:21 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Who were the best Petes of other groups?

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:11 (four years ago)

Townshend

Shelley

?

I pity the foo fighter (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:25 (four years ago)

Tork

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:26 (four years ago)

rolling "Biden is gonna win" containment thread
think we might actually need this one

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:30 (four years ago)

I didn't copyright it so be my guest!

pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:31 (four years ago)

As I'm not American I'll leave it alone.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 07:45 (four years ago)

Who were the Pete Burns of other groups?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 07:46 (four years ago)

I could have sworn that thread already exists xp

are we sure ilx hasn't gone Library of Babylon, and any conceivable U.S. politics thread already exists?

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 13:43 (four years ago)

rolling 'rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread' containment thread

pomenitul, Saturday, 25 July 2020 15:29 (four years ago)

^Limp Bizkit's upcoming reunion album

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 July 2020 15:42 (four years ago)

Bands you don't like so you don't bother trying to get into them

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 08:24 (four years ago)

Not another Cardiacs thread.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 08:31 (four years ago)

Morris Dancing vs String Theory t/s

calzino, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 08:41 (four years ago)

Readers you will never author

pomenitul, Saturday, 8 August 2020 15:30 (four years ago)

TS: Donald Trump or Keir Starmer

pomenitul, Monday, 10 August 2020 15:46 (four years ago)

TS = The Stabworthiest?

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 August 2020 16:14 (four years ago)

That, or The Stabscotchiest.

pomenitul, Monday, 10 August 2020 16:21 (four years ago)

ilx posts with stabbing imagery

rob, Monday, 10 August 2020 17:56 (four years ago)

The Stablest would do

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 10 August 2020 17:56 (four years ago)

Keir Starmer vs. Donald Trump vs. Hitler

sarahell, Monday, 10 August 2020 18:49 (four years ago)

TS = The Stabworthiest?


Too Soon

wins, Monday, 10 August 2020 18:50 (four years ago)

:(

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 August 2020 19:27 (four years ago)

It's 2020 and We Still Haven't Elected Our Favourite ILX Hardman! (A Poll)

pomenitul, Monday, 10 August 2020 19:34 (four years ago)

Defund Phil Collins

Boring, Maryland, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:16 (four years ago)

Plagiarism!!!

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:21 (four years ago)

Are you considering purchasing a gunt?

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:39 (four years ago)

Defund Phil Collins

― Boring, Maryland, Tuesday, August 11, 2020 2:16 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Abolish The Police

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 01:38 (four years ago)

Indiscriminately old evil people

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:41 (four years ago)

two months pass...

Movies where people (literally) shit themselves

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 08:36 (four years ago)

Trainspotting, GG Allin bio, uhhh.....Unfriended, Bridesmaids....

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:24 (four years ago)

What is the proper pace to binge on a board?

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:20 (four years ago)

Hatred of tunes

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:33 (four years ago)

Already got a rolling metal thread I think

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:35 (four years ago)

\o/

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:38 (four years ago)

Post here when you've attempted to troll

ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 9 November 2020 19:53 (four years ago)

Are you considering purchasing a nug?

pomenitul, Monday, 9 November 2020 20:08 (four years ago)

Amapiano For Non-pianists: Share Your Struggles

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:58 (four years ago)

Jörg Albertz Watch

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 November 2020 22:16 (four years ago)

Bands that do exist...but shouldn’t

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 11:48 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

TS: Joe Biden vs. Keir Starmer

And the prequel: Bernie Sanders vs. Jeremy Corbyn

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 14:19 (four years ago)

pubs that you had missed

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 15:15 (four years ago)

STEVE ALBININI

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:37 (four years ago)

Albinoni? If so, I approve.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:38 (four years ago)

STEVE ALBINO because he is so fucking white ... lolz

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:14 (four years ago)

STEVE ALBLINI because his sound is as flat as a pancake or something idk, 'rid of me' sounds fine to me lol

ledge, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:17 (four years ago)

http://richmedia.channeladvisor.com/ImageDelivery/imageService?profileId=52000717&id=474854&recipeId=244

because white and tinny

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:24 (four years ago)

BumbAlbini Tuna

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:11 (four years ago)

Albacore = Scottish punk?

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 4 December 2020 06:38 (four years ago)

Strength as privilege

Dexterity as privilege

Constitution as privilege

Wisdom as privilege

Charisma as privilege

pomenitul, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:36 (four years ago)

lol

emil.y, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:48 (four years ago)

Respected caraway breads

Left, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:51 (four years ago)

Thread of artists who seemingly drop a New Jersey every other day

Hideous Lump, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:02 (four years ago)

Your mom as privilege

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 4 December 2020 21:07 (four years ago)

songs that mention love wether good or bad?

pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

lol

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 December 2020 16:59 (four years ago)

In Praise of Moody Midtempo MAO

calzino, Sunday, 6 December 2020 17:51 (four years ago)

I was expecting 'In Praise of Moody Midtempo AOC', but it checks out.

pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 17:52 (four years ago)

Moody Midtempo MMA

that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:07 (four years ago)

I'd watch that.

pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:08 (four years ago)

"I will kick you quite slowly, but then feel bad about it." (Sax solo plays.)

that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:17 (four years ago)

Your Mom (Party) Direction

sarahell, Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:14 (four years ago)

Do a shot of Antabuse every time this thread gets bumped

JoeStork, Monday, 7 December 2020 02:09 (four years ago)

thread to dis 'thread to dis hyped releases that you don't get/don't like/wanna complain about'

pomenitul, Sunday, 13 December 2020 02:09 (four years ago)

ILM's 2020's blindspots

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 04:08 (four years ago)

Reveal Your Uncool Murderous Beliefs Here

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:43 (four years ago)

Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Irrational Social Media Fears and Experiences in 2020

Cortex the Killer (PBKR), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 13:17 (four years ago)

thread to dis hyped courses that you don't get/don't like/wanna complain about

pomenitul, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 19:15 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

compilations: are they overrated?

pomenitul, Saturday, 9 January 2021 14:53 (four years ago)

Poops you had second thought about and decided not to poop - put them here

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:19 (four years ago)

Unnerving

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:20 (four years ago)

Flinging drummers

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:21 (four years ago)

Artists we should poll because it will be easy to make a punning title

POLLcul Harem
The Silver APOLLs
POLLy Jean Harvey

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:37 (four years ago)

Vague's law = there is no parody thread title so banal or ridiculous that it won't end up being a serious ILM thread eventually

Un tranquillo posto di scampagna (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:04 (four years ago)

Thread titles that were unpromising until you noticed they were on ilm

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:06 (four years ago)

POLL Asylum
POLLing Stones
POLL Corter

zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:27 (four years ago)

POLL BUTT

sarahell, Friday, 22 January 2021 02:55 (four years ago)

We didn't come here lookin' for trouble / we're just here to do the SuperPOLL Shuffle

zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 January 2021 03:38 (four years ago)

William Refrigerator POLLy

sarahell, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:25 (four years ago)

Which same river have you never stepped into twice in your life?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:50 (four years ago)

Most Anemic Music you know

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:08 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Please explain Music to me

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:11 (four years ago)

Already loads of threads like that on ilm tbf

Doesn't seem to be working tho

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:18 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Looking for the right collage

Computers I can live with, I even dried them in the oven (ledge), Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:31 (four years ago)

Looking for the left college

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:43 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

a poll where britishers can rhapsodise about and give correct specifications for beans on toast or a crisp butty with a glass of tizer or sth equally awful

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 17:16 (four years ago)

Toast Poll

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 17:19 (four years ago)

I can't even believe a "butty" is a real thing

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 29 April 2021 17:45 (four years ago)

I was born in Liverpool and grew up in the west country so butties are both my lunch and my friends.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 29 April 2021 17:49 (four years ago)

Look I like eating a nice butty as much as the next chappie but mine usually come with tackle on the other side, innit

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 29 April 2021 18:06 (four years ago)

table, you can talk more about your favourite butties over here - English Foods

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 29 April 2021 20:49 (four years ago)

Past Critics' Darlings Re-evaluated as Dads?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 11:09 (four years ago)

two months pass...

what's the last 'classic album' you got and were knocked up by?

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 17 July 2021 21:50 (three years ago)

calling all ilxor libertarians!

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 26 July 2021 15:28 (three years ago)

Got a question for Christ?

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 16:33 (three years ago)

Original dumb patterns

sarahell, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:36 (three years ago)

My CCR shame

... a Geir Hongro thread

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:30 (three years ago)

My CBD Shame

peace, man, Thursday, 29 July 2021 17:13 (three years ago)

Has anyone on this pitch ever visted Peru?

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Friday, 30 July 2021 15:57 (three years ago)

"thread of saying things"

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2021 22:31 (three years ago)

Click My Butthole

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:36 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

How can you say you "LOVE EVERYTHING" when you dislike more of everything than you like?

pomenitul, Thursday, 19 August 2021 13:51 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

'Literary Clusterfucks 2013' thread Clusterfucks 2021

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:25 (three years ago)

post it writers you think are Brad

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:26 (three years ago)

goddamn itt

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:27 (three years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcqm2WMUwAIt4Qz.jpg

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:29 (three years ago)

guess I shouldn’t have rejected it

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:30 (three years ago)

Insert a band name's butt into another band name's butt

sarahell, Thursday, 9 September 2021 03:27 (three years ago)

Can I vote a poll void?
Can I poll a vote void?
Can I void a vole pot?

JoeStork, Friday, 17 September 2021 22:17 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Song titles that get much better when you replace "big" with "pig" and "love" with "lunch"

ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 08:16 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

why the burnt ends of capitalism so tasty?

brimstead, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:16 (three years ago)

Rank Prince Alberts

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 November 2021 18:13 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Artists with one hit wonder paintings.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:36 (three years ago)

Jazz musicians with One Bass Hit.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:37 (three years ago)

Do you like samphire?

two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:20 (three years ago)

top five vegetable tbf

imago, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:21 (three years ago)

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Children behind bars

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:49 (three years ago)

two months pass...

You encounter a person in a parked car who is not woke. What is your next step?

ledge, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 18:46 (three years ago)

"Terence Trent DiaPOLLical" - The best albums among the mis-spelled/where-the-fuck-did-they-get-that-title listed on the Q - The Worst Albums Ever! thread

(Might actually make a good poll, more I think about it.)

Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Friday, 1 April 2022 04:08 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Grim and frostbitten UK rap 2022

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 April 2022 20:08 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

Rules: 1. all groups must have at least one member. 2. NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED JUST LISTS

I’ll start:

The Beatles
U2
The Czech Philharmonic

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:22 (three years ago)

ILXZ

butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:23 (three years ago)

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

MY DICK

sarahell, Monday, 30 May 2022 17:08 (three years ago)

What is the most infamous musical artist you've never heard?

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 17:15 (three years ago)

For me, Burzum

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 17:15 (three years ago)

what defines "Really Bad Threads"

Armenian Idol (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 10:59 (three years ago)

Things you disagree with but can't be bothered to have an argument about

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 June 2022 14:32 (three years ago)

Post Here When Things Are So Horrible It's Not Worth Trolling

sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2022 19:09 (three years ago)

I've always wanted to start a thread about "Pop Songs With the Word Baby Replaced by Hitler", but I've never had the guts.

e.g. "Hitler Love", "Be My Hitler", "Hitler, I Love Your Way", "I'm Your Hitler Tonight", "Hitler Did a Bad, Bad Thing" etc.

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned, and why does MacOS put a squiggly red line under "your"? It's a word. Or is it a Chrome thing?

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 25 June 2022 20:49 (three years ago)

She's got to be somebody's Hitler

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:29 (three years ago)

The KKK took my Hitler away

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:40 (three years ago)

A picture of you, a picture of you in uniform
Standing with your head held high
Hot down to the floor but it couldn't be you
It couldn't be you, it's a picture of baby

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:01 (three years ago)

Hitler shark
do do do do do do

jmm, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:24 (three years ago)

US Supreme Court: Post-Gainsbourg Edition

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 04:23 (three years ago)

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned

a fitting tribute to Baby

sarahell, Sunday, 26 June 2022 07:18 (three years ago)

who do you think you are kidding Mr Baby

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 June 2022 08:13 (three years ago)

i'm so tired of the arguments every christmas over Hitler It's Cold Outside

let's see

Hitler Got the Rickets (Memphis Jug Band, 1928)
Hitler Gotta Party (Don & Dewey)
Hitler Lemonade (Syd Barrett, 1970)
Hitler, Can I Wear Your Clothes (The Spike Drivers, 1965)
Hitler, You Torture My Soul (Magic Sam)
Hitler's On Fire (Eno, 1974)
Boppin' High School Hitler (Don Willis, 1959)
Coney Island Hitler (The Excellents, 1962)
Do Me, Hitler (Prince, 1981)
I'm Gonna Murder My Hitler (Pat Hare, 1954)
When Hitler Gets Wet (Peter Gordon, 1976)

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 09:47 (three years ago)

Is you is or is you ain't my Hitler

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:09 (three years ago)

Sledgehitler

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:49 (three years ago)

You're havin' my Hitler
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me

jmm, Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:50 (three years ago)

So won't you, please, be my, be my Hitler
Be my Little Hitler, my one and only Hitler

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:56 (three years ago)

My insatiable hitler

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:05 (three years ago)

Hitl Me Hitler One More Time

Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:07 (three years ago)

Hit me with your hitler stick

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:08 (three years ago)

"I'm Gonna Booglarise You, Hitler"

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 26 June 2022 21:15 (three years ago)

Achtung Hitler?

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 June 2022 21:28 (three years ago)

Hitler, Now That I've Found You
Step Into My Office, Hitler
I'll Be Your Hitler Tonight
Hitler Talks Dirty
Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Hitler
Hitler Elephant Walk
(My Hitler Does) Good Sculptures
Hitler Workout
Have You Seen Your Mother, Hitler, Standing in the Shadow?
Ice Ice Hitler
Greenfield Morning I Pushed An Empty Hitler Carriage All Over The City

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 June 2022 22:20 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

How Many Members of Ursula 1000 Can You Name Off the Top of Your Head?

L.H.O.O.Q. Jones (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 July 2022 16:53 (two years ago)

The heat made me think of a series of posts about Podcasts Inspired by the Music of Yes but Not Actually About Yes.

The first example? The Revealing Science of Todd, in which Todd Rundgren talks about the mysteries of science. Including topics such as rocks that move in the desert, can we harness the power of thunder, and can Stevie Wonder touch type?

The second? Wondrous Tories, in which Rory Stewart talks about the spiritual dimension of conservatism. With the exception of paganism all of the other modern political movements were invented just a few decades ago and are essentially synthetic, whereas conservatism stems from the soul of humanity and is eternal. Where do Conservative MPs go when they close their eyes?

It petered out after that. Yours is No Disc Brake, in which Julian Glover talks about bicycle maintenance. I've Seen All Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles, in which some online comedians talk about Ever Decreasing Circles. It's too hot.

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 18:13 (two years ago)

one month passes...

Incredibly shit drawings of ouds

budo jeru, Saturday, 17 September 2022 05:55 (two years ago)

three months pass...

to what extent does your life revolve around your gas stovetop?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 12 January 2023 01:30 (two years ago)

one month passes...

When Did Ragù Jump the Shark?

Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 February 2023 12:04 (two years ago)

Newer

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 February 2023 23:14 (two years ago)

Who is the oddest person regularly posting on ILX?

(Don't all post at once)

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 15:30 (two years ago)

How many regular ILX posters are genuinely bad people?

(poll options would range from '51' to '100 or more')

astor pizzarolla (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 23:58 (two years ago)

Have you ever seen a goat?

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 3 March 2023 23:43 (two years ago)

Have you ever seen a ghost? Have you ever had a piece of toast?

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 March 2023 01:35 (two years ago)

Pretend you have a bullet for the 2022 edition of Sight & Sound's top 10 movies of all time list

sarahell, Sunday, 5 March 2023 17:14 (two years ago)

one month passes...

Great Assholes Who Were Also Total Athletes

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 April 2023 17:30 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Highbrow Tastes with Lowbrow People

This machine bores fascism (PBKR), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:19 (two years ago)

Morgan Wallogina

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:38 (two years ago)

Actually create that one

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:39 (two years ago)

one month passes...

How do you feel about the Brittas Empire?

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 7 July 2023 19:24 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

Hell Yeah, It's August!!!!!!

Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 14:36 (one year ago)

Have you ever been a “serial killer”?

Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:32 (one year ago)

How did Paul Anka fuck?

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 August 2023 13:29 (one year ago)

torys you abused or lost as a child that you still remember

Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Monday, 7 August 2023 06:40 (one year ago)

Thread for awesome stuff on OnlyFans that costs money but is still awesome

budo jeru, Tuesday, 15 August 2023 01:19 (one year ago)

Which of these 50 ilxors has the worst taste in music

, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:51 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

review deserts

nashwan, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 22:22 (one year ago)

Durning, Man (A Celebration of Charles Durning)

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 23:31 (one year ago)

Shit Said By Every Librarian Ever

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 7 September 2023 01:56 (one year ago)

lol, had the same thing happen to me earlier

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 7 September 2023 02:00 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Word(s) that only ever appeared in one (ILX) thread title, ever.

budo jeru, Thursday, 21 September 2023 20:42 (one year ago)

"Breaking Bad" with a friend

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 25 September 2023 16:06 (one year ago)

VAR albums poll

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 October 2023 10:53 (one year ago)

check complete, Ed Sheeran disallowed

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 October 2023 14:27 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Family Copaganda

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 October 2023 23:45 (one year ago)

Which was the first year of this Willennium?

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 October 2023 23:46 (one year ago)

Are there any albums everyone needs?

sarahell, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 06:35 (one year ago)

Are you considering buying some gin?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 26 October 2023 21:01 (one year ago)

What popular trends/fads have turned you into a total diacritical mark?

JoeStork, Thursday, 26 October 2023 21:39 (one year ago)

lmao

budo jeru, Thursday, 26 October 2023 22:23 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

I Love Deep Cats

ꙮ (map), Monday, 13 November 2023 19:39 (one year ago)

Explain Me Bob Balaban

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 19 November 2023 17:17 (one year ago)

Bangin' Bobo jams. Bring them.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 November 2023 19:35 (one year ago)

Honkin' on Oboe

Oh I believe in Yetis' Day (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 November 2023 00:29 (one year ago)

Malediction people roll call!

budo jeru, Thursday, 23 November 2023 15:55 (one year ago)

Are You a Cutout for Social Media?

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 16:09 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Is Social Media Cut Out for You?

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 11 December 2023 21:07 (one year ago)

are you still Backwards Masking?

Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 December 2023 07:41 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Cinematic Monotremes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlprSsIUaZM

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 26 January 2024 00:11 (one year ago)

Posting Past Your Forties C/d

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 16:47 (one year ago)

Cinematic monotremes, doo-dah, doo-dah

Washington Post Malone (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:45 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Is Everyone Allowed Their Own Wax Trax! Thread?

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:06 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

Should you poke holes in usages while they’re cooking?

budo jeru, Sunday, 10 March 2024 17:13 (one year ago)

This is the thread where we ask people to dig up old time actors and directors that you were shockingly old when you learned were married to each other once upon a time

epistantophus, Sunday, 10 March 2024 18:46 (one year ago)

ha

budo jeru, Sunday, 10 March 2024 18:49 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

meme as a privilege

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 14:17 (one year ago)

buttplugs at concerts c/d

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:32 (one year ago)

Ugly children, c or d?

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 12 April 2024 19:10 (one year ago)

Engrams for Avril Lavigne

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engram_%28neuropsychology%29

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 22 April 2024 00:48 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

rolling “Trump is gonna fill his drawers in public” containment thread

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 10 May 2024 17:45 (one year ago)

Hopefully the byproduct is contained to his drawers

RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 May 2024 05:08 (one year ago)

TS: Gary Oldman vs Gary Numan

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 12 May 2024 10:09 (one year ago)

there appears to be no general FRANCISCO FRANCO thread

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:25 (one year ago)

Actually a thread about Francisco Franco and the lasting influence of the Spanish Civil War is a thread I would read tbh

sarahell, Saturday, 18 May 2024 18:10 (one year ago)

It could be given the alliterative title:

Franco the Oft-Forgotten Fascist

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 19 May 2024 00:25 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Have You Fingerpicked?

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 17:22 (one year ago)

Have you been fingerpainted?

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 18:57 (one year ago)

... that's the one.

Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 19:03 (one year ago)

Male prostheses: Pick the "best," I guess

Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Saturday, 15 June 2024 21:30 (one year ago)

Male weenies: pick the “best”, I guess

Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 16 June 2024 01:03 (one year ago)

Artists who have never recorded a lover?

Blood On Santa's Claw (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 11:08 (one year ago)

rolling "Biden is going to quit" containment thread

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 30 June 2024 11:55 (eleven months ago)

one month passes...

Moments in love that make you feel old af

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 15:53 (ten months ago)

If you actively dislike Creedence Clearwater Revival, then it's not going to affect my opinion of you in any noticeable way.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 4 August 2024 21:05 (ten months ago)

you are shockingly old!!!

jejune foray (unregistered), Sunday, 4 August 2024 21:30 (ten months ago)

Tim Baltz is Weird

cajunsunday, Wednesday, 7 August 2024 08:15 (ten months ago)

Christoph Waltz is weird

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 7 August 2024 10:01 (ten months ago)

sounds that sound like other sounds

budo jeru, Sunday, 18 August 2024 15:04 (ten months ago)

abyssal real names

the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 August 2024 19:51 (ten months ago)

So I guess the Kids In the Hall like the status quo?

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 13:15 (ten months ago)

one month passes...

ITT I SAY DENTAL DAM

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 October 2024 00:49 (eight months ago)

The Cure - Movement/Power, Corruption & Lies/Low-Life vs New Order - Three Imaginary Boys/Seventeen Seconds/Faith

John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 15 October 2024 21:25 (eight months ago)

two weeks pass...

what was the last 'classic album' you got knocked up by?

budo jeru, Thursday, 31 October 2024 21:10 (seven months ago)

The Coroner Store

sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2024 01:58 (seven months ago)

Erection prediction poll!

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:12 (seven months ago)

...in which we discuss whatever comes up

kato kaelin-manuel miranda (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:31 (seven months ago)

rolling "Trump is going to die shitting his pants" containment thread

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:56 (seven months ago)

the pants aren't going to do much containment I'm afraid

Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 15:57 (seven months ago)

three weeks pass...

this is the thread where I post classic albums from Portugal. The Man

budo jeru, Tuesday, 26 November 2024 19:47 (seven months ago)

Sweet Kendra, when will Jesus of Nazareth drop another gospel?

aldi meola (unregistered), Thursday, 28 November 2024 20:32 (seven months ago)

Vince Guaraldi - A Charlie Brown Christmas: You cannot fuck to this album. 

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 2 December 2024 00:48 (six months ago)

Should I take my dad’s gladiator watch?

The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 December 2024 18:54 (six months ago)

rolling punch-ups 2024

@DaftLammy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 15:35 (six months ago)

Is the US Politics thread a dystopia?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 12 December 2024 21:06 (six months ago)

(sigh) Should I take my dad's advice and finally become a Gladiator? 

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 16 December 2024 01:07 (six months ago)

I love Ian Curtis

The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 December 2024 02:00 (six months ago)

shit that looks like french onion dip but isn't

budo jeru, Monday, 23 December 2024 02:56 (six months ago)

Call Me Al Green

meow mix-a-lot (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 December 2024 14:43 (six months ago)

three weeks pass...

Search & Destroy: She-Ra
Search & Destroy: Mumm-Ra

birming man (ledge), Friday, 17 January 2025 11:14 (five months ago)

Greta Gerwig's Nirvana movie

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 18 January 2025 04:11 (five months ago)

Dry Hump January

while my guitarlele gently weeps (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 January 2025 18:26 (five months ago)

bans you were wrong about

budo jeru, Tuesday, 28 January 2025 03:21 (five months ago)

Best Broad and Why

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 January 2025 03:38 (four months ago)

Banns you were wrong about.

Dialysis Den (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 30 January 2025 13:08 (four months ago)

Bananas you were wrong about

the real slim pickens (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 January 2025 13:57 (four months ago)

Bananaramas you were wrong about

Obviously...

Mark G, Thursday, 30 January 2025 16:40 (four months ago)

Wank the Right Album

― Just can't get Eno, ugh (ledge), Tuesday, April 19, 2016 9:06 AM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

beaten to the punch by 9 years, i salute you

Zurich is Starmed (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 February 2025 18:17 (four months ago)

lol I considered reviving this thread just to post that again (unknowingly). awesome display name too.

birming man (ledge), Tuesday, 11 February 2025 18:36 (four months ago)

Bands in which all of the members are the grateful dead

Inside The Wasp Factory with Gregg Wallace (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 February 2025 00:30 (four months ago)

two weeks pass...

this is the thread where I post classic albums from Portugal the man

at your swervice (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 March 2025 14:47 (three months ago)

this is the thread where I post classic albums from Portugal. The Man

― budo jeru, Tuesday, November 26, 2024 1:47 PM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Friday, 7 March 2025 16:42 (three months ago)

two weeks pass...

Bands in which all of the members are dads

birming man (ledge), Tuesday, 25 March 2025 14:33 (three months ago)

was just coming here to post

Bands in which all of the main members are dead to me

budo jeru, Tuesday, 25 March 2025 17:13 (three months ago)

Bands in which all of the maned members are dread

budo jeru, Saturday, 29 March 2025 17:50 (two months ago)

oooooh! good one

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 29 March 2025 18:08 (two months ago)

"Solo artists in which the solo artist is dead"

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 30 March 2025 16:43 (two months ago)

"songs which are the same length, despite being different songs"
a youtube embed thread
commentary is forbidden

massaman gai (front tea for two), Thursday, 10 April 2025 06:05 (two months ago)

should there be a little thread for dragons?

budo jeru, Monday, 14 April 2025 17:38 (two months ago)

three weeks pass...

Skrewdriver track-by-track listening thread— there must be something artistically valid we can salvage if we look hard enough

Bangel, Bangel & Bangel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 11 May 2025 22:16 (one month ago)

By Kalefa Sanneh

I am the stranger, killing the Boer (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 16 May 2025 23:15 (one month ago)

Lol I was thinking of “Kalefa Sanneh reappraises Hitler’s watercolors”

sarahell, Sunday, 18 May 2025 21:16 (one month ago)

three weeks pass...

Guitarists taking incredibly drawn-out shits

budo jeru, Monday, 9 June 2025 22:27 (two weeks ago)

two weeks pass...

Lorde (from Hoffman Estates)

The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 26 June 2025 01:31 (two days ago)


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