No one cares how O.J. "would have done it"?

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y'know if he HAD actually done it, not that he DID or anything, just ... hypothetically, like "that whole multiple stab-wound/decapitation thing, that's not how I roll"...

what a horrible man.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/15/simpsoninterview.ap/index.html

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Wow this is a new level of WTF.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

unfuckingbelievable.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I think this pretty much definitively proves that he is a sociopath.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Sara R-C just emailed this info to me. I repost my reaction here:

WOW

JUST... WOW

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

I remember reading about this a couple of months back, must have posted about it elsewhere. Completely beyond description, of course.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Someone might want to remind him that the statute of limitations doesn't actually extend to murder.

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

"First, I would've coaxed them onto a stadium balcony. Then I would've shot them with my special cufflink darts, causing them to fall several stories off the stadium balcony, smashing to earth in the parking lot below where they would get run over by both a bus and a steamroller. Then a marching band would trample their flattened bodies."

BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

did the ruby wax interview ever show in the US -- where OJ pretend-stabbed RW psycho-style w.a banana?

so "not proven by LAW" and "not proven by SCIENCE" but irrefutably "proven by otherwise faintly lame alt.TV meta-comedy"

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

BrianB and mark s = heroes for this new modern age

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Someone might want to remind him that the statute of limitations doesn't actually extend to murder.

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), Yesterday 6:44 PM. (johnjusten) (later)

yeah but double jeopardy does

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

"Someone might want to remind him that the statute of limitations doesn't actually extend to murder."

You can't try someone twice for the same crime = he can say whatever the fuck he wants about it and they can't touch him.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

wow. i guess i should have placed more credence in that national enquirer story - i just assume this was made up.

i imagine the sequel is going to be called "my search for the real killer." (wait, wouldn't that be just a blank book?)

mike a (mike a), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

It would be a lot of notes on gold courses.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) "they" = the law, in this case; I think OJ is underestimating how badly people really want to actually, literally lynch him.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I don't think the book will diminish that urge. B-b-b-but it might make him a little money, so it's a wash.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

And here I thought that a cheap shot joke would make it through the prying eyes of the ILX legal team on an OJ thread. My bad.

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

weren't the families suing him in civil court for murder to get his dough?

Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

they already won that suit

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

For some reason, this never gets old:

http://www.the-antique-shop.com/inventory/magazines/oj.jpg

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

I think OJ is underestimating how badly people really want to actually, literally lynch him.

You know what's funny? A couple of years before OJ's hypothetical crime, there was an episode of Seinfeld where Elaine was dating a guy named "Joel Rifkin." That also happened to be the name of a notorious serial killer, and the confusion was bring them all kinds of unwanted attention. So they try to brainstorm new names. Elaine's favorite? "OJ."

mike a (mike a), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, didn't he successfully declare bankruptcy in order to waive any obligation to pay that?

In some appalling ways, he's kind of admirable.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

did the ruby wax interview ever show in the US -- where OJ pretend-stabbed RW psycho-style w.a banana?

Yes. One of the weirdest things I ever saw.

Yeah, didn't he successfully declare bankruptcy in order to waive any obligation to pay that?

Does that entirely void a monetary judgment? I didn't think so.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

I would think that any money this book made, he wouldn't be able to keep.

Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Unless he's blundered his way into some dire financial straits ... well, if I were him I'd take those last few scraps of deniability/credibility over some extra cash. Possibly he just doesn't give a shit anymore, though.

One thing we gloss over in calling him a "sociopath," though: when the murders first occurred, the general idea was that he must have been somewhat mentally ill to have committed them. (Same went for the Bronco chase.) It was mainly his demeanor during the trial, and the efficiency of his defense, and this perception of smugness / "getting away with it" that turned everyone around to decide he was just a sane, brutal, opportunistic murderer. But given some his behavior over the past decade ... it's still ever-so-slightly plausible that there's something deeply wrong with O.J., not just morally but in terms of mental health.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

JOEL: Uh, boning up on football? (talking about the magazine she's reading as he sits beside her)

ELAINE: Yeah, yeah. You know what? There are a lot of players named Dion these days. What a cool name, Dion. If I were gonna change my name, I'd go with Dion.

JOEL: Dion Benes?

ELAINE: Well as a woman, it makes no sense. But, I mean, let's say I was you. And I decided I was gonna change my name for no real reasons whatsoever-- Dion Rifkin. Wow! That is so cool.

JOEL: D-Dion Rifkin?

ELAINE: Well maybe you're not the Dion type. O.K. then let's see, let's see, what do we got? (looking at the magazine, she starts to gasp and loses it) Oh! Oh oh oh! O.J.! O.J. Rifkin! You don't even use a name, it's just initials. Oh please please please change your name to O.J.! Please, it would be so great!

JOEL: Elaine! What is going on?

mike a (mike a), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

it's still ever-so-slightly plausible that there's something deeply wrong with O.J., not just morally but in terms of mental health.

You've got to see the Ruby Wax interview that mark s is talking about.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

I saw him at the bar of a Coral Gables restaurant called Houston's about two months ago, having a beer with a buddy. He looked a bit like Sherman Klump.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

I hate Michael Moore for convincing my 18 year old mind that it was racist to think OJ was guilty.

The interview, conducted with book publisher Judith Regan, will air days before Simpson's new book, "If I Did It," goes on sale November 30.

Does this mean that the Publisher is sitting next to him occasionally fielding questions, or does this mean that the interview is actually conducted by the Publisher???

researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

huh? how does Michael Moore figure into this?

OJ's been batshit crazy for a long time.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

the real question is who/when will he flip out on next (and who will suffer - didn't he run over some woman with a jet ski in Florida awhile ago?)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Here's a cover scan from the HarperCollins website:

http://www.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/4/9780061238284.jpg

Note the white "IF" next to the red "I DID IT." Subliminal message much?

mike a (mike a), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

huh? how does Michael Moore figure into this?

There was a chapter in Downsize This! about it. (Published 1997). It had a chapter called "OJ is Innocent" followed by a joke-chapter called "OJ is guilty" (one sentance along the lines of "lol jk!").

His main reasoning was something like "rich people don't commit murder, they pay people to do it" and "white america just cant stand it that a famous black person couldn't be a criminal."

researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

ugh gross.

Its always depressed me that people couldn't see that white america being racist and OJ being totally guilty were not mutually exclusive concepts.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

It depressed me that OJ transcended the race issue by proving that $$$ trumps skin color when it comes to getting away with shit.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost)To be fair the LA police department was definitely doing its darndest to blur the line between the two.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, he did and he didn't transcend the race issue. media coverage of the o.j. trial was...weird.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Alex OTM about the LAPD. fuck those assholes.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

All I'll say is that it was a weird day in the high-school cafeteria when the verdict was announced, and all the black kids jumped up and down cheering.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

How can anyone justify publishing this book or showing the interview? I couldn't live with myself.

re: double jeopardy - can you hit someone with perjury if they lie to get aquitted? I can't even remember if OJ took the stand, it's been so long.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Trial of the Century

lol Nuremberg = small potaters.

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

ive heard some pretty compelling arguments that he didnt do it

oj being batshit insane & oj being innocent of his wife's murder are not mutually exclusive concepts either

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

All I'll say is that it was a weird day in the high-school cafeteria when the verdict was announced, and all the black kids jumped up and down cheering.

A bunch of teachers at my school actually cried. It was weird.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

ive heard some pretty compelling arguments that he didnt do it

I haven't.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

OJ did not take the stand.

researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

yes please what are these "convincing arguments" - esp in light of his post-trial behavior.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

(er "compelling" arguments)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Its always depressed me that people couldn't see that white america being racist and OJ being totally guilty were not mutually exclusive concepts.

I dunno, I found the whole dynamic pretty fascinating. A lot of black people insisted OJ was innocent, which seemed to exasperate a lot of white people to absolutely no end. But seriously now, given the history of criminal accusations against black people over the last 100 years -- which white people can put aside and forget, but which kind of inform black thinking in a lot of ways -- how surprising was that? It became this weird pageant of reversed narratives, where for once the white side was shouting "c'mon, look at the facts in this particular case," and the black side was saying "we have a narrative we're inclined to believe was the case here, and that's the old narrative of the black man wrongly accused."

(Also fascinating to me is the number of white people -- especially white conservatives -- who seem terrifically scarred by the OJ case, like to the point of insanity. There's one SoCal right-wing talk-show host who admits to going off the deep end after the verdict and developing an entire plan to assassinate OJ! And there's a whole bunch of social stuff to unravel in the sheer anger and frustration of some folks over this verdict.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

the stab wounds were more professional hitman style than jealous killcrazy ex-husband style

nicole owed a bunch of coke dealers money

his post-trial behavior is fucked up, but like i said - him being crazy doesnt = him being guilty. maybe the insane blanket media coverage flipped him out like that dude who thinks he killed jon-benet

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Presuming that he did not actually kill Nicole Brown Simpson, I find it bizarre that he would want to revisit the brutal murder of his wife to consider, much less write an entire, detailed book about, the specific ways in which he would have caused her fatal bodily harm, given the opportunity.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

actual evidence >>> bizarre self-incrimination

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ cosign (xp)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

99% of post-trial behavior = possibly he is a (yes rather strange but) innocent mad driven to disastrously innappropriate and/or self-destructive behaviour by fact that no one believes him

the ruby wax moment = uh oh scratch the above

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

which seemed to exasperate a lot of white people to absolutely no end.

yeah, this is what I meant. I remember a lot of media handwringing about the race gap wrt who thought he was innocent/guilty. and in accounting for it, all these reports would be like, "it's a shame black people don't read newspapers," and I was like, what the fuck, surely it can't be a huge mystery why some black Americans would be incredibly suspicious of criminal accusations against a black man.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

How did the coke dealers get hold of OJ's blood?

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

i think its reasonable to believe he's a really disturbed & confused guy who is getting pushed into ugly corners here cuz of money problems - i doubt oj came up for the idea of this himself, more likely he was offered million$ for a tell-all & this is the best compromise his sorry ass could think of

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I remember the DAY of the Bronco chase I saw some movie in a theater and there was a preview for a Naked Gun movie and OJ & Drebin were getting out of a white Bronco-ish vehicle in the movie and I yelled "DON'T GET OUT OF TEH CAR OJ!" and the theater laughed. Other than the birth of my son, probably the proudest moment of my life. Which I guess is a pretty sad life.

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

which isn't real evidence as you could remotely use in court, nor should you ever be able to

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.whoisthemonkey.com/videopics/chappellesshowjuryselection.jpg

"I'm sorry but my blackness won't permit to answer that."

Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

(x-post)

x-post

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

There's one SoCal right-wing talk-show host who admits to going off the deep end after the verdict and developing an entire plan to assassinate OJ!

Are you talking about the dude from David Foster Wallace's "Host"?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

I once saw OJ at a bar in L.A. and several young women were literally falling over each other to introduce themselves to him.

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

There's one SoCal right-wing talk-show host who admits to going off the deep end after the verdict and developing an entire plan to assassinate OJ!

Nabisco- did you read the piece on that guy in Atlantic written by David Foster Wallace? Probably my most favorite thing Ive ever read in a magazine ever.

xpost!

researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

im sorry nickalicious your story doesnt check out

the white bronco chase was june 17 1994

naked gun 33 1/3 was released march 18 1994

i rest my case

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

LOCK THREAD!

researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe you were in houston's, alfred.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

this is fucking amazing, and horrifying.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

It was a midnight movie of an older flick, all the previews were outdated.

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

"the stab wounds were more professional hitman style than jealous killcrazy ex-husband style

nicole owed a bunch of coke dealers money"

uh those are not very compelling dude. one is a subjective interpretation of the evidence ("hitmen stab like THIS"), the other is a pretty vague hypothesis ("maybe there were other people out there mad enough to kill her, MAYBE... of course who knows who they are, or whether they got their money, or how they did it, etc.")

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe so many people were in high school when this happend. *cries*

Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Stab wounds? I didn't follow this all that closely but wasn't she semi-decapitated?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

It was a midnight movie of an older flick, all the previews were outdated

OK, that's good because I was going to argue that the Bronco chase didn't begin until approx. 9:30 pm Eastern Time, so assuming you were in Lexington, that was a late movie.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

If it was a midnight flick, you must aquit

BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

But seriously now, given the history of criminal accusations against black people over the last 100 years -- which white people can put aside and forget, but which kind of inform black thinking in a lot of ways -- how surprising was that?

Almost, but not quite, as surprising as how badly the prosecution fucked up their case. I mean, they had his DNA, and they lost the case. The Three Stooges could have won that case.

But anyway. Seriously, fuck OJ. He killed his wife.

aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

oh, dumbthreadpaws

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Who are these coke dealers that lend people money?
That doesn't make one lick of sense.

Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

lots of coke dealers do that

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe so many people were in high school when this happend. *cries*

I was in a bar, if it makes you feel any better.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Legally drinking in a bar, I should add.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

But anyway. Seriously, fuck OJ. He killed his wife.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/ed/200px-Norm2.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

and in high school? yes, it does.

xxpost, damn.

Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe so many people were in high school when this happend. *cries*

I was in France for the whole month of June and I didn't follow it closely at all. I remember running into Americans who would ask me what I thought of the whole thing and I invariably responded that I didn't. Nabisco's point about money trumping race in the law is the only really interesting thing about this, apart from seeing weird white people complaining that the justice system is broken.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I was graduating from college and my roommate's dad was filming the chase footage on TV with his handycam

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

I think it was Dan Perry who made the race/$$$ point, but yeah it is a good one, and undeniable.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Where were you when O.J. was chased?

I was at a Casino.

Where were you?

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

well ok not just 'she owed coke dealers money' but a bunch of her cokehead friends were killed in the months surrounding her murder & a bunch of ppl from the restaurant that ron goldman worked at were stabbed to death & her sister was in w/ a bunch of mafia informants

the wound stuff i would need to look up but i remember somebody outlining how it seemed a lot more like the work of 2 or more professional killers than one guy

also there was a bunch of blood, like on ron goldman's keys that he used to stab whoever was attacking him, that was just thrown away by the lapd & never tested, while the oj blood was like 5 drops that were basically in a pattern of having been dripped straight on the ground rather than in a fight

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

(imagine if this case involved a non-totally loaded black dude, he'd be sent to the chair so fast)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

btw all yall who feel old talking to high schoolers i was in SIXTH GRADE

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

five drops =
http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/Simpson/Dna.htm

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I find it bizarre that he would want to revisit the brutal murder of his wife to consider, much less write an entire, detailed book about, the specific ways in which he would have caused her fatal bodily harm, given the opportunity.

If (and that's a big if) OJ didn't do it, he could just be crazy and somewhat frustrated at being out of the limelight for many years. For a lot of people, negative attention is better than no attention at all. Especially for someone who used to be in the spotlight.

Beth S. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

pwnd

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

what does 'not excluded' mean?

Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

means that individual's blood was present in that particular spot.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

and the other two weren't - they had been excluded. (or if the two killed were present, but OJ wasn't, his blood was excluded from that spot)

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe you were in houston's, alfred.
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), November 15th, 2006

It happens on occasion.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

"rockingham socks"

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

uh yeah if you look at the chart of the crime scene there are five drops of blood listed as being a dna match for oj

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

I was out that night and missed the whole live chase. I only read about it and saw clips the next day.

My wife was living in Scotland when it happened. What made the news more shocking, apparently, was the fact that it wasn't covered all that thoroughly - at least not at first. What was an instant scandal in America made page 7 of the newspaper elsewhere.

mike a (mike a), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

xp - Um, there are actually eight. Out of 12 total.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

three of the eight are 'back gate' not blood drops

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, DNA present on the back gate (whether it's blood or hair or something else).

Along with DNA from all three parties on a pair of gloves. And DNA from one victim on OJ's socks and in his vehicle.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

What was an instant scandal in America made page 7 of the newspaper elsewhere.

Elsewhere they don't watch American football.

aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe you were in houston's, alfred.

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), November 15th, 2006

It happens on occasion.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), Today. (Alfred Soto) (link)

convicted... of cockfarmery!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

;)

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

who else didn't watch a second of the trial?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't. It was on cable.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

So, where did the coke-dealer conspiracy acquire fresh OJ blood to splash on the gloves they used to kill Goldman and Brown? And hair and blood to place around the crime scene? Did they bottle up some of the victims' blood to plant on OJ's socks and in his Bronco?

Short of a massive conspiracy (requiring that the LAPD or unknown coke-dealers, or both, worked to frame a local hero and wealthy man), it's all but impossible to simply dismiss the DNA evidence as "five drops," trife.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

I was in 8th grade!

Also OJ Simpson is a major, major, major American celebrity and was so before the murders, in commercials and movies and was a Hall of Fame football player. But unknown in other countries due to what made him famous to begin with; any number of famous members of British football clubs could do the same thing and no-one in America would know the difference unless the trial went batshit insane a la OJ. So of course no one overseas bothered with reporting this case much until well into it.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

If David Beckham killed Posh Spice, I think it would be major news in Europe.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

mark fuhrman "found" the bloody glove & the blood in oj's bronco

the other dna evidence at the crime scene is hardly incriminating, his kids lived there for christs sake

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's been covered already but:

Nabisco's point about money trumping race in the law is the only really interesting thing about this

LOL ALL BLACK PEOPLE POST ALIKE

I'm kind of dying of irony right now.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

The main interesting thing about the trial seemed to be how high-tech, high-budget, sophisticated investigation techniques actually seemed to hurt the prosecution more than help them, since it presented endless steps of technical procedure, every one of them an opportunity to create "doubt" ("Tell me, Dr. Fung, did you touch that test tube before or after you stepped out to urinate?") -- the defense strategy honestly seemed to be to bore the fuck out of the jurors, to the point where they had so much data to deal with that it became easy to say, you know, "screw it, I can't be certain of anything anymore." (The whole comedy routine of letting him try on the glove and then being all "oh right, we forgot, it probably shrunk" didn't help either.)

P.S. yes I was talking about the guy Wallace covered, who seems to have been, like, highly emotionally modified by the O.J. verdict. I dunno, it's hard to comment on, since it was kind of the first super-trial of the era -- I was about to say that if Scott Peterson had gotten off, white people wouldn't be so angry, but probably people get less upset about this stuff now that they've already been jaded by Simpson. I do definitely remember white people talking about how it was their turn to riot, a weird equivalency with the Rodney King thing that pissed me off no end: a lot of black people in LA saw the Rodney King thing as a final signal that the whole of the police and judicial system just didn't have any respect for them, and that they were basically fair game for anything and nothing would happen -- did these pissed-off white people actually see O.J. as some kind of flashpoint for whether black men as a group could systematically kill white people and get away with it? Cuz that'd be basically grade-A insane, to think that.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

DAN PERRY OTM

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

i would tell those people not to worry, plenty of innocent black people have been executed to make up for oj

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

mark fuhrman "found" the bloody glove & the blood in oj's bronco
So where did he get the blood in order to plant it? Was he working for the coke-dealers or the LAPD leadership who sought to frame a local hero (for what reason)?

The back gate samples, BTW, were blood spots (like those one would leave opening the gate with blood on the hand)

Did he visit his kids the night of the murder and bleed on them?

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

"the other dna evidence at the crime scene is hardly incriminating, his kids lived there for christs sake"

darn kids, always bleedin all over the place.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

im kinda amazed how trusting everyone is of evidence collected by a guy who's most recent claim to fame is going on fox news to accuse terri schiavo's husband of putting her in a coma by trying to murder her

not to mention his own hypothetical 'well if i DID tamper with evidence, i wouldve done it like this...' interview from a couple of years ago

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

xpost also yeah it's funny -- the Fuhrman-framing stuff would have come off far-fetched in any other case, but when the jurors are already dealing with a massively famous athlete accused of slashing his ex-wife and getting testimony from weirdo actor/surfer/houseguests and the biggest media circus in forever is surrounding the whole case ... it's all basically the world's worst movie to begin with, so they were probably just that little bit more receptive to a frame-up hypothesis; it surely sounded about as plausible as anything else happening in that whole mess.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

milo, shakey mo, are yall stupid or something

shakey: the evidence that isnt blood spots could easily be hairs, salivia, whatever, from previous times he visited the house, which he did frequently - you need very little to get dna

milo: lapd had samples of ron, nicole & oj's blood for the investigation, in the weeks spent 'finding' stuff at the crime scene it wouldve been easy to plant stuff

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Fuhrman

With the jury absent on September 6, 1995, Fuhrman was asked questions as to whether or not he had ever falsified police reports or if he had planted or manufactured evidence in the Simpson case and he invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. Fuhrman later pled no contest to a perjury charge and was sentenced to probation and fined $200.

Fuhrman was the officer who found both gloves (one at the murder scene, the other at Simpson's home), much of the blood drops at Simpson's home, and who entered Simpson's estate without a search warrant due to exigent circumstances. Only very limited excerpts of the tapes were admitted as evidence in the 1995 murder trial against O.J. Simpson, yet the admitted portions were strong enough to cast doubts on Fuhrman's motives and credibility.

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

I already said "fuck the LAPD" upthread, no argument that they completely bungled the case, mishandled evidence, etc. and Mark Fuhrman is a racist asshole, blah blah blah

but I like how you use this: "not to mention his own hypothetical 'well if i DID tamper with evidence, i wouldve done it like this...' interview from a couple of years ago" as somehow evidence of Fuhrman's guilt, whereas you give OJ a pass when he does THE EXACT SAME THING. wtf yo.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

OJ's profile immediately prior to the trial was superstar-turned-joke (I'd say see Naked Gun, but you'd be better off with the superior Police Squad! DVD that just came out, which is OJ-free and features Leslie Nielsen deadpanning instead of ruining it all by mugging).

ergg, OJ's wife hadn't reached the level of achievement that Posh Spice had. Wasn't she just a starfu...I mean, 'lucky'?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

the trial = the murders

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

well yeah i said 'his own hypothetical', i think its an ironic/interesting double standard both ways!

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

shakey you can't have it both ways either!

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Except you haven't really impeached the DNA, trife. That's why it was admissible in both trials. If any evidence actually existed of a massive conspiracy (that has apparently held tighter than the plot to kill Kennedy), the DNA would have been excluded.

For one thing, you have no motive and no explanations. Why this conspiracy? How did the coke dealers get to Fuhrman? Who were they? What did anyone have to gain out of pinning it on OJ? Why has no evidence of this ever appeared, anywhere?

(the perjury rap was related to saying 'I'm not a racist' and then turning out to be a racist, no? A bit different from 'I can't admit that I stole blood from OJ's doctor and splashed it around to serve, uh... what again?)

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

what if I think Fuhrman did tamper with the evidence AND OJ is still guilty...? Cops - esp a notoriously corrupt dept like the LAPD - will fabricate evidence on a suspect they KNOW is guilty all the time. Suspect still may actually have committed the crime.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

(also if coke dealers wanted money wouldn't they just ROB them, why commit murders requiring this massive cover-up, conspiracy, deflection of media attention, etc.?)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Was the entire LAPD crime lab arrayed to convict a wealthy man and USC alum? Why? How did no one involved talk?

Don't you think you could get a pretty good book deal by writing an anonymous memoir of your role in framing OJ?

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

milo as far as 'motive', i think fuhrman being in the public eye for a huge celebrity case & therefore having a series of best-selling books and tv appearances to this date, combined with the fact that he is a self-admitted RACIST CORRUPT COP, may provide a motive for framing oj simpson for murder?

also why do you require non-oj people killing ron & nicole to conspire with the lapd to get away with it?? the only conspiracy required is the lapd presuming guilt of oj & not going after anyone else, and the people who actually did it not confessing!!!!

im not even going to dignify 'why would coke dealers kill someone who owed them money' with a response

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

milo as far as 'motive', i think fuhrman being in the public eye for a huge celebrity case & therefore having a series of best-selling books and tv appearances to this date, combined with the fact that he is a self-admitted RACIST CORRUPT COP, may provide a motive for framing oj simpson for murder?

also why do you require non-oj people killing ron & nicole to conspire with the lapd to get away with it?? the only conspiracy required is the lapd presuming guilt of oj & not going after anyone else, and the people who actually did it not confessing!!!!

im not even going to dignify 'why would coke dealers kill someone who owed them money' with a response

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

sorry for double post was fucking up

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"im not even going to dignify 'why would coke dealers kill someone who owed them money' with a response"

Because it makes no sense just like this entire asinine theory (which you haven't provide one shread of evidence documenting.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

So, wait, Trife... Fuhrman planned all this? He stole blood (got it from where) as soon as he heard about the murders, splashed it on gloves, socks, a car and the crime scene (without anyone else knowing) with the great plan to write a couple of books and make some $500 TV appearances?

No way Occam's Razor makes more sense than all of that!

the only conspiracy required is the lapd presuming guilt of oj & not going after anyone else, and the people who actually did it not confessing!!!!
Ah, so it's a series of coincidences - only the LAPD was in on the conspiracy? To what level? To what end?

Where, exactly, did the conspiracy start? Did they find OJ's blood at Brown's house (presumably just a bad accident the last time he 'visited his kids'?) and then decide to take his blood for comparison, and then splash it elsewhere? (But wait... that doesn't fit the timeline of when things were found. At all.) So they couldn't have planted his blood using that drawn for comparisons... where did they get it from?

How did this chain of evidence never get impeached? In all of their DNA naysaying, his lawyers never once challenged the disappearance of quantities of blood that mysteriously appeared on separate crime scenes?

im not even going to dignify 'why would coke dealers kill someone who owed them money' with a response
And ignore the other part - about the requirement of a massive cover-up and conspiracy.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

plz all to read title of thread.

researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

I was in first grade, and the only time I ever heard anything about it was when I heard fifth graders shout "OJ Simpson's INNOCENT!!!"

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 15 November 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

good god milo is making me depressed.

the psychosis of oj writing this book = the psychosis of a public constantly and obsessively retrying an ancient case for year after year!??

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

i guess we'll never know the real truth! case closed!

gear (gear), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh come on Sterling, I hadn't thought about OJ in years until I saw that headline today.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

i don't follow the need for ONE GIANT HUGE CONSPIRACY here

based on my MANY YEARS of watching bad cop shows, the alternative story would be this:

i. some coke ppl are owed money
ii. they hunt up a rough-stuff artist to throw a scare into their clients
iii. but they fuck up bcz he is in fact a psychotic cokehead flake
iv. the flake tries the scare but the clients are unimpressed and rudely bluster at him -- he loses his cool and murders them
v. the coke ppl realise they are now in a VERY BAD PLACE and "reach out" (© david caruso) to their pal in the lapd, who happens to be MF
vi. mf sez "oof this is tuff but i'll see what i can do, OJ *is* a bit of a bitchslapping case -- plus black -- so maybe i can kinda softly juice up the evidence to pin it on him"
vii. the lapd get over-excited cz it's OJ, and do a sloppy job [this step is STONE FACT, and applies to EVERYONE INVOLVED, judge on down)
viii. as a result of said sloppiness, mf finds it much easier than he expects to play games with the evidence, inc.some HARDLY UNKNOWN winked-at dodgy stuff w.a pal in the forensics lab (who knows NOTHING of coke ppl, but "knows" along with the entire climate across the lapd that "everyone knows it wz oj did it" -- yes yes the hard evidence is a bit weak but he did it so what's the harm in making sure he's caught etc etc)
ix. as trial progresses and mf comes under scrutiny, lapd does typical "we stand by our man" till it's too late -- ok he cuts corners so what becomes OH NOES HE IS THE WORST KIND OF RACIST; they cut their losses and throw HIM under the bus but the bad stuff they began smelling round the edges of his work is a CAN OF WORMS TOO FAR given recent history and who at the time heads the lapd and etc, and so sorta kinda falls back behind the dresser

(ps i don't think this is what happened -- I SAW THE RUBY WAX SHOW -- but i don't understand where milo's need for a MONOLITHIC AND VAST ORGANISED PLAN comes in -- all it requires is the interlock of various small localised pathologies, improvised at point of need)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe he killed them.

Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

vi [REVISED]: in fact at the early stage the point wd not be to actually PIN it in OJ, just to "put him in the frame" so the investigation goes on the wrong track for a long space, and the coke ppl hightail it to somwhere v.far away -- it's only when MF realises just HOW sloppy the "proper" investigation is that he realises he can take it all the way against OJ

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

Actually Mark I'm not even sure why your scenario there has cokefolx "reaching out" to MF at the LAPD! I think what Ethan's positing is more like

(a) someone kills them (possibly cokefolx)
(b) some LAPD folx feel certain it was OJ
(c) amid sloppy investigation, one or more LAPD folx try to seal the deal with evidence planting/tampering, either cuz they just know it was him or because they're just being kinda lazy

(Super Cub's alternative does indeed strike me as the more likely one, but Ethan's version here doesn't even require the faint bit of conspiracy in Mark's cop-show routine!)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

i need the "reaching out" for the caruso cameo!

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

it's a dealbreaker!

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

i think my (script-editor) feeling wd be that the evidence would not be so successfully spun against routine inertia unless MF was ACTIVELY a wrong'un from the word go -- which means he needed a "heads up" (©DC!) before even arriving to "secure the scene" (i need an agent!)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

"im not even going to dignify 'why would coke dealers kill someone who owed them money' with a response"
Because it makes no sense just like this entire asinine theory (which you haven't provide one shread of evidence documenting.)

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), Today. (Alex in SF) (link)

i don't have an opinion on oj simpson because after watching you all make fools of yourself on this thread i think i am going to refrain from joining you but if you think that coke dealers don't kill people who owe them money you have obviously no inkling as to what the cocaine business is like and have probably been living under a rock since 1970.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

So coke dealers regularly kill their high end customers and random dates who happen to be with them? Really? Is this in the real world or in Miami Vice world?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

I have no doubt coke dealers kill people, hey they kill people on my street!

Killing the high-profile wife of a celebrity is another matter entirely.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

also I can't wait for next week's episode of the mark s cop show

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) i'm sure it happens at oberlin all the time

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

huh? how does Michael Moore figure into this?

In between TV Nation and the Bowling For Columbine-era Michael Moore did a pilot for a variety show called "The Michael Moore Show." His guest for the pilot: O.J. Simpson. Quoting from the FAQ for alt.tv.tv-nation...

Recently, Moore shot over two days a pilot for a proposed weekly talk show to be aired on FOX featuring Jon Stewart, Sheryl Crow and many others.

The most notable appearance on the show was by O.J. Simpson, who appeared at the end of the show to a completely stunned audience.

(From a post by Peter Shafran on alt.tv.tv-nation:)

"I was in the audience of the pilot last night. I enjoyed the show for the most part. let me tell you about it briefly.

The set was very simple--it was a typical talk show set (desk, chairs, etc. and a small area for musical guests). It was done in early
industrial/garage. It also had a huge monitor/screen for the audience to watch the taped and live segments.

After a short (somewhat lame) monologue/intro, his "henchman", Lucky and ??? gave out guns to the audience in a "right to bear arms" segment. It was pretty funny.

Then they went to Angola Prison in Louisiana via satellite for an interview and tour of the facility with the warden. The subject was prison labor--sort of similar to the NAFTA/Mexico segment from TV Nation. They went back to the prison several times and then finally, supposedly lost the feed for the last segment.

The musical guest was Sheryl Crow, who talked about Wal-Mart's effective censorship of her second album because it contained a reference to Wal-Mart selling guns to children. Then she sang the song. I originally thought she sounded somewhat dopey, but by the end she won me (and most of the audience) over.

BTW, she looks really hot!

There was a lame segment involving pitting 3 Wall St. investment types
(obviously actors) vs. a chimp in picking an investment stock. needless to say, the chimp won. Usually, the chimp would be funny--here, the bit fizzled.

There was another segment pitting the NY (i.e., poor hip) audience vs. the LA (rich out-of-touch) person-on-the-street (obviously pre-taped) and, of course, the NY audience won.

There was another segment involving tainted meat left over from the summer's recall and MM's attempt to sell it to 3rd world countries at the UN (pretty funny) and trying different ways to use the meat, e.g. subway seat cushions, corking baseball bats, birthday cake icing, etc. Then they went back to the studio and passed out "free tainted meat burgers". The taped portion was really funny.

The final segment was a "surprise" guest---O.J. Simpson. They did a typical guest interview and it got a little uncomfortable and then downright ugly as the audience started yelling things out to OJ. He took it in stride and then the staff came around with mikes to ask OJ questions. I, personally, don't believe it was really OJ, but an very convincing lookalike or impersonator who was very knowledgeable about the trial, etc. It really brought the audience down and I felt like I was watching an Andy Kaufman-type bit with MM challenging the audience. Whether or not it really was OJ, I think it was a terrible move on MM's part to use this segment in his pilot. First of all, it was taped out of order, that is, they purposely taped the show ending first and asked the audience to wait around for another segment to be taped out of order. I think they did it this way, because they knew that many people would have walked out (as many did) before the show would be over and then when they would have taped the show ending, there would be many empty seats!

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's almost too good to be true that this thing is published by ReganBooks.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

I SAW THE RUBY WAX SHOW -- but i don't understand where milo's need for a MONOLITHIC AND VAST ORGANISED PLAN comes in

Because that's the only way trife's super-mysterious cocaine ninjas + LAPD conspiracy works. In fact, it's the only way a 'blood planting' conspiracy works at all.

In the real world, miscarriages of justice (the kind of horrifying thing that sets up the idea that, well, OJ is black, and black people are often railroaded, ergo we have to be ultra-suspicious that OJ is being railroaded) are simple - aggro prosecutors, poor defendants, underpaid/overworked PDs on capital cases, prosecutors who lie to jurors, shitty judges who help the state lie to jurors, a jury pool predisposed to distrusting black men, etc..

None of that applies to OJ. He had the best lawyers on Earth, and the most public trial in history, and the most closely-watched set of evidence in recent history. But even if he hadn't, the type of conspiracy trife is alleging just doesn't make sense in the real world. Dirty cops don't do that much work to frame someone - there's not enough in it for them. They coerce confessions, fake informants, and get people to lie.

So you have two real options after trife's coke-dealer hitmen leave: one, a rogue detective managed to plant blood in multiple crime scenes (acquired from where?) in a very short period of time, either under the nose of the entire crime lab (or with their tacit acceptance OR the LAPD sought to frame OJ by planting evidence for weeks afterward (which was trife's exact argument, hence the massive conspiracy).

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 16 November 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, how I regret that the Pet Shop Boys never wrote a song about him.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 16 November 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

this is the most unintentionally hilarious thread of at least the past five days on ILX.

don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to thank everyone sincerely for this trip to bizarro world.

aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

So coke dealers regularly kill their high end customers and random dates who happen to be with them? Really? Is this in the real world or in Miami Vice world?
-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), Today. (Alex in SF) (link)

it happens in miami, where i live.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

no it doesn't happen in oberlin, bundgee, btw u r very funny

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

at least i don't go to compuserve

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

It USED to happen. Now we just see the kids openly tootin' in club bathrooms.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

no, it still happens. well, i guess it's crack now, but may as well be coke to the dealers.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what you witnessed at houston's dude!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

One thing missing from this discussion - the 911 phone calls from Nicole Simpson, saying "He's going to kill me! He's saying he's going to kill me!", from the many times that he battered the shit out of her.
Seems compelling to me:
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
And then she gets killed, with a whole bunch of OJ DNA at the site of the killing.
I also find it a bit surprising that so many people live in areas where drug dealers kill people who owe them money.
It's not logical - that's not going to get them the money.Wouldn't the purported drug dealer/hitman do smething violent that would also guarantee some payment?
My big point is...most batterers who threaten to kill their partners are the perps when the battered person ends up, um, killed.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

the problem with the "OJ didn't do it & here's how" arguments is that they don't seem to begin with the question "who did it, and what's the evidence" but with a whole lot of other rather leading suppositions, and then lead to lots of "known knowns" about "execution-style hits" & so on that Bailey deployed successfully at trial

OJ's explanation that the cuts on his hand came because he had a glass in his hand at his hotel room in Chicago, which he crushed when he heard that Nicole had been killed = kinda most of what you need to know

xpost aimurchie OTM, but most of the dudes proposing OJ's innocence don't seem to find prior bad acts admissable

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

I mean the rather obvious everyone's-happy-and-no-made-for-TV-explanations-of-celebrity-murders-have-to-be-dragged -in rundown is:
1) famous asshole wifebeater with long history of spousal violence, death threats kills wife
2) racist L.A. cops plant evidence, fearing that defendant's fame & genial demeanor will sway notoriously status-wowed SoCal jury
3) in rich irony, guilty rich defendant walks scot-free because racist cops refused to let evidence speak for itself

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

The thing I find even more disturbing than OJ's psychotic behavior is the persistent, undying obsession with this case (although it's become a kind of cant-look-away freakshow at this point). Ok, it's not surprising that a celebrity murder trial would get a lot of attention, especially one this bizarre, but it seems to frustrate so many people so deeply. Why is everyone so unwilling to let go of it?

Maybe he killed his wife. Maybe he didn't kill his wife. If he did, that's terrible. Many other women are also killed by their husbands. Many other people also go to jail and even the electric chair who have not actually killed anyone.

During the trial I made a decision not to form an opinion on his guilt or innocence. I decided that unless I was willing to scrutinize every piece of evidence and testimony as closely as a jury and judge were required to do, it was not for me to determine. I feel the same way to this day, and I think his current behavior, while rather gross, might or might not have anything to do with his potential guilt. I'm not qualified to determine that. Yeah, of course his fucking PUBLISHER thinks she is - she's trying to sell books. I don't know why he'd write the book, and I don't know why anyone would want to read it, and I don't purport to know what it means about his psyche either.

And I don't completely understand why anyone would feel personally angry at OJ, even assuming he did it, any more than they feel angry at any other murderer. I can't help but think the miscegenation fear plays into it, and a more general fear of black people - a fear that there's something inherently murderous about them that can rear its head even when they're ostensibly successful and clean. And of course much of the hatred transfers also to Johnny Cochrane (well, he's in double trouble with the public being both Black and a lawyer). While I think there's a lot more to the obsession than race, I doubt that a white celebrity murder trial would capture the public's attention quite so thoroughly.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

Why is everyone so unwilling to let go of it?

Holocaust deniers to thread, pls.

don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

nice Thomas, ruin everyone's fun with common sense. this thread is pure comedy gold.
xpost

timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

where's the Bobby Blake interview - "If i killed that grifter bitch, here's how it would have gone down, and you can take that to the bank, amigo!"

timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

i think the weirdest thing about all this is that it reminds me that johnny cochrane is deceased

judybloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

never forget

http://www.davidgoldner.com/PhilMJacky1sml.JPG

timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

It's not logical - that's not going to get them the money.Wouldn't the purported drug dealer/hitman do smething violent that would also guarantee some payment?

dealers make an example out of one customer who they know will never pay up to let the rest of them know they're serious.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

i think the weirdest thing about all this is that it reminds me that johnny cochrane is deceased

It's weird to see his face still plastered all over Memphis billboards for his law firm.

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

BTW I think it got pointed out some when he passed away, but Cochrane spent much of his legal career doing very good things for downtrodden people, so it's a shame he's remembered mainly as a sleazy celebrity lawyer. Course I guess that's what happens when you defend sleazy celebrities in high profile cases.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, Cochran.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

B-b-b-but isn't the evidence that the "mafia" killed her that they were knocking off EVERYONE in Ron Goldman's restaurant! That's a LOT of examples!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

During the trial I made a decision not to form an opinion on his guilt or innocence.

You did? Really? How old were you then? Come on, dude. "Pious" is an irrelevant position on the matter at this point.

I can't help but think the miscegenation fear plays into it, and a more general fear of black people

Yeah, I can see that. But this particular black man turned his wife into a pez dispenser. I don't care what color either of them are. He's a very violent criminal, and the evidence to support that is waist deep.

a fear that there's something inherently murderous about them that can rear its head even when they're ostensibly successful and clean

Yuck. It's hard to find an argument for "inherently murderous" or "racist cops" or anything else that might defend OJ when the evidence overwhelmingly points to "killed his wife and her lover." This is not a new crime, ya know.

aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

I once saw OJ at a bar in L.A. and several young women were literally falling over each other to introduce themselves to him.

A friend of mine ran into OJ at a "M.T. Bellies" a few weeks ago and he told her to "stay beautiful."

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

"... or Else."

aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I can see that. But this particular black man turned his wife into a pez dispenser. I don't care what color either of them are. He's a very violent criminal, and the evidence to support that is waist deep.

a fear that there's something inherently murderous about them that can rear its head even when they're ostensibly successful and clean

Yuck. It's hard to find an argument for "inherently murderous" or "racist cops" or anything else that might defend OJ when the evidence overwhelmingly points to "killed his wife and her lover." This is not a new crime, ya know.

Yeah, but you're missing my point. What I'm saying has nothing to do with whether he's guilty. Even if he's guilty, I think the things I mentioned made the case much more of an obsession for people than it would be otherwise.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry for botched html italics - I hope it's clear who was saying what there

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ noted serial killer kenan hebert talkin all reckless bout oj

and what (ooo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

It depressed me that OJ transcended the race issue by proving that $$$ trumps skin color when it comes to getting away with shit.

I actually had the opposite reaction. At the time I found it almost reassuring that the American judicial system, while deeply dysfunctional, was at least consistent. Rich people of whatever colour can get away with anything.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think the OJ case "proved" anything in a larger sense about our judicial system.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think the OJ case "proved" anything in a larger sense about our judicial system

I would disagree. I think it proved quite clearly that if you have enough money to pay for the right lawyers, that you can kill your wife and get away with it in spite of all the evidence indicating that you did it. Even if you're black.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

*salutes with tear in eye*

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

michael skakel couldn't do it

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

michael skakel couldn't do it

He's not a "real" Kennedy anyway. His uncle drove a woman off a bridge, and that dude's sitting in the Senate now. THAT's the Kennedy magic.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think the OJ case "proved" anything in a larger sense about our judicial system.

It proved that it was ready for its own cable TV channel.

researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 16 November 2006 06:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.englisch.schule.de/wiesmoor/zoidberg.jpg

Maybe he killed his wife. Maybe he didn't kill his wife. If he did, that's terrible. Many other women are also killed by their husbands. Many other people also go to jail and even the electric chair who have not actually killed anyone.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 November 2006 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

was this the first trial/hearing that got huge tv coverage like every day? i assume watergate got more back in the day, but i can't remember any celebrity trial or whatever getting remotely as much attention before OJ.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 16 November 2006 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

turned his wife into a pez dispenser

Oh fuck I shouldn't laugh but what an image :)

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://jigoku.studio-zoe.com/nbspd.jpg

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:09 (nineteen years ago)

"trophy wife"

researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

A: i think OJ did it -- unfortunately the clincher for me came on the ruby wax show, which is not yet admissable in any known court*
B: i think the lapd was/is corrupt and racist
C: i think it perfectly likely f-man compromised the crime scene by "amplifying" evidence against the person who actually did it -- neither the first nor the last cop to do such a thing -- and that everyone subsequently was hampered by having to step round this
D: i don't have milo's faith in the csi-style integrity and non-porousness of police crime labs: institutions don't operate in internally transparent lockstep (this may be a UK bias, where there've had a string of high-profile cases justifiably thrown out bcz the forensics were incompetent, corrupt or bogus science)
E: i think the prosecution botched the presentation of the science, possibly somewhat bcz of (C), possibly bcz of what nabisco sed way upthread
F: i think the defence (with f-man's help) earned their high fees throwing effective doubt on the reliability of the police as witnesses (just like OJ, the LAPD had form here); and on the science as seemingly compromised ("the glove didn't fit so the rest of the gobbledygook you just sat through must be irrelevant")*
G: the defence (rightly) DIDN'T try and amplify the details of alternative theories (the detail is where they would come to pieces, collide w,the physical evidence etc); maybe the prosecution should have been bolder about the tricky stuff they in the event tried to glide over (they should have established, early, why the apparently suggestive coke dimension didn't lead anywhere; and ditto why a disastsre area like f-man might be a rotten cop, but evidence remained evidence)
H: i think kato kaelin wd have made a more convincing judge

*at the time most of my knowledge of the case came via dominick dunne in vanity fair, which may well be why i'd been wary of assuming guilt earlier -- yes OJ was a charmlessly weird man with a known history of violence, but on the other hand (for me as a reader back then) DD was an addictively poisonous journalist, and i became fascinated by how little i trusted him
**cardinal legal rule: "don't ask questions you don't know the answer to" -- this was an unforced prosecution error of dramatic magnitude, and one gift to the defence which was NOT bought by the wealth of the defendent

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

I was in my first year at Harvard Law when this trial happened, and the more I learned, the more I thought OJ SHOULD be acquitted, guilty or not - I still stand by that idea. I think that Mark is OTM except with regard to A (because I didn't see the Ruby Wax show).

The classic lawyer anecdote to Mark's **:
Attorney: "And you saw several other bar patrons in close combat with Mr. Johnson in a short period of time, correct?"
Witness: "Yes."
Attorney: "So in the midst of this huge bar fight, what you called a 'free-for-all', you never actually saw my client bite off Mr. Johnson's earlobe, is that correct?"
Witness: "That is correct."
Attorney: "So why did you tell the arresting officer that my client bit off Mr. Johnson's earlobe?"
Witness: "I saw him spit it out."

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 16 November 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

Whether or not it gets proper representation in court, I think a person pleading for his/her life against an abuser should be compelling evidence of the abusers intentions.
I do have a sense of humor, and i think the pez thing is funny - but I just don't understand how threatening to kill someone, repeatedly,
is funny.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

Are most Americans happy with the right of an accused to refuse to take the stand?

The whole 5th amendment thing baffles me:
"I refuse to tell you if I killed my wife as it would incriminate me in her killing"
"Okay, cheers, that doesn't make you look guilty AT ALL and we'll tell the jury that."

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

doesn't the accused have that same right in the uk, gerry?

(i have watched so much american procedural drama i no longer remember)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 November 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

We've got "You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence" when you get arrested, but that's about it.

Hi There! Dear Johnney B (stigoftdump), Thursday, 16 November 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

I', pretty sure in Scotland you have the right not to take the stand, no idea about England.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 16 November 2006 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

ie the accused has to answer questions in the dock in the UK (if the prosecution has any to ask)?

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 November 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure, to be honest - I thought in the UK you could be compelled to testify but I could be wrong. You definitely can't refuse to answer a question under oath on the grounds that you'd incriminate yourself. You'd be held in contempt and be jailed anyway.

Isn't the right to silence at arrest being eroded under new "make the world a safer place from terrists" moves?

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

Not in Scotland, I'm pretty sure. Your "rights" as quoted by Johnney there related to questioning in the police station, not (cross-)examination in a court. You can say nothing from the moment of your arrest, but if you start babbling in court about something you never mentioned down the station (haha, can you tell I used to watch The Bill), they can go "ha! but you never mentioned that before, haha, why not, eh?" and therefore you look dodgy.

xpost

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

In the States, as a matter of law, juries are not permitted to infer ANYTHING from a defendant's failure to testify. There are also plenty of reasons for factually innocent people not to testify -- you might be a lousy witness (arrogant, nervous, nasty, whatever), or you might have done some other unsavory things that make you look really bad.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

Yes but all the other innocent people (i.e. witnesses) are compelled to testify whether they are nervous, nasty, arrogant, whatever and might have done unsavoury things so why not the person actually accused of the crime?

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

because the worst that happens to a witness who comes off like a unsavoury dick is that they come off like an unsavoury dick?

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

A witness coming off as an unsavoury dick can have a huge effect on the outcome of the trial.

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

e.g. mark fuhrman

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

Fuhrman's life and liberty weren't at stake.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

No but someone else's were, and the unsavoury dick in question had an effect on the outcome. As did the other unsavoury dick not saying anything.

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

I understand the reasons for the right to not testify. What I'm asking is whether people agree that this is a fair and just way of conducting a criminal trial.

Some cases (e.g. rape) come down to one person's word against another's. One person is crying rape but the other is legally entitled to sit and say nothing and the jury is instracuted to infer nothing from it. Is that right? Is it the best way to pursue the truth?

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

(this question should probably be its own thread)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, good point.

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Refusing to testify/"taking the 5th" C/D

ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

The thing I find ...Maybe he killed his wife. Maybe he didn't kill his wife. If he did, that's terrible. ...
During the trial I made a decision not to form an opinion on his guilt or innocence. I decided that unless I was willing to scrutinize every piece of evidence ...
-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), Today 3:42 AM. (later) (link)

I know what you mean, and feel similarly. This was mainly due to OJ being a US Sports star, so I didn't know anything of him, really. It's not due to me being 'pious' or presuming his innocence anymore than presuming his guilt. I didn't really follow the procedings, but was more amazed that a great many people who similarly didn't follow them, had an opinion about his guilt as in "yeah, I reckon he did!"

This happens as much in non-celeb cases, remember how one lad got ambushed on being taken in for questioning about the Jamie Bulger case, later released without charge and two other lads found to be guilty later.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

I won a bet with my dad. I said:"He's gonna be acquited DOUBLE DUH with OF COURSE on top." My dad repeatedly said:"He's GUILTY!" He didn't realize I agreed with him.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

I object strenuously to the constant pairing of the noun "dick" with the adjective "unsavoury"

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

Unless you haven't washed it in oh say seven days.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

E: i think the prosecution botched the presentation of the science, possibly somewhat bcz of (C), possibly bcz of what nabisco sed way upthread
F: i think the defence (with f-man's help) earned their high fees throwing effective doubt on the reliability of the police as witnesses (just like OJ, the LAPD had form here); and on the science as seemingly compromised ("the glove didn't fit so the rest of the gobbledygook you just sat through must be irrelevant")*

gotta think that in our current csi-lovin era the dna evidence would've been given a lot more credence - in 94 the whole scenario was relatively new, some of the jury likely hadn't even heard of it before the trial.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

was this the first trial/hearing that got huge tv coverage like every day? i assume watergate got more back in the day, but i can't remember any celebrity trial or whatever getting remotely as much attention before OJ.

-- J.D. (aubade8...), November 16th, 2006.

Yeah, that's kind of what I'm talking about - it was treated as though it were a matter of grave national importance.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 16 November 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

because the worst that happens to a witness who comes off like a unsavoury dick is that they come off like an unsavoury dick?

you mean the worst thing that happens to a witness who comes off like a rape victim is that they come off like a drug-addled whore?

LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

or a witness could come off as a rat, and have their whole family murdered along with them, that could happen too.

LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

anyway great thread guys thx

LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

well the legal system has devices to encourage and protect "rats" and their families, tho i accept these are far from perfect

in the uk -- is this still true? i shd maybe read a grown-up newspaper now and then -- rape victims are entitled to full anonymity at the trial and ever after

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

was this the first trial/hearing that got huge tv coverage like every day? i assume watergate got more back in the day, but i can't remember any celebrity trial or whatever getting remotely as much attention before OJ.

If memory serves, television cameras weren't allowed in courtrooms until the mid-80s and it wasn't until OJ and the Menendez Brothers where you got gavel-to-gavel coverage. I kinda miss the days of courtroom artists.

As for the first trial-by-media-attention... Maybe the Lindbergh baby kidnapping case?

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Chaplin's divorce settlement trial springs to mind - the court documents were published, leading to a public campaign against Chaplin, predates Lindbergh baby trial by a decade. I'm sure there are others...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

(Hollywood Babylon is chock-a-block with this stuff: Fatty Arbuckle, anyone?)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

there was a huge campaign after florence maybrick's conviction for poisoning her husband (1889?) to change some aspect the law to free her -- i think the trial was very high-profile in the press

the queen caroline vs george iv divorce (1820s?) turned into a huge political battle which happened as much in the papers as in parliament

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_the_century

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

i thought i didn't know what the hall-mills murder was but there is a great james thurber story about it

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of people strangely caring just a little too much, oj's publisher:

The Trial of the Century, as it was called, was not just a moment for me, it was a seminal moment in American history. The curtain was pulled back on the issues of domestic violence, police corruption, and racism—on both sides. And when the final curtain fell, it fell on the killer, as he is known, providing a protective shield from the consequences of his grievous act.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1jr.htm

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

"Earlier Friday, publisher Judith Regan of ReganBooks, a HarperCollins imprint, said she took on "If I Did It" because she was a victim of domestic violence and thought any proceeds would go to Simpson's children.

In an eight-page statement, Regan said Simpson approached her with the idea for the book, in which he hypothesizes how he would have committed the killings of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman.

"I didn't know what to expect when I got the call that the killer wanted to confess," Regan said in the statement titled "Why I Did It." "But I knew one thing. I wanted the confession for my own selfish reasons and for the symbolism of that act. For me, it was personal."

Although Regan has acknowledged that Simpson does not directly say he killed the pair, she said she considers the book to be his confession.

"My son is now 25 years old, my daughter 15," the publisher said in her statement. "I wanted them, and everyone else, to have a chance to see that there are consequences to grievous acts. ... And I wanted, as so many victims do, to hear him say, 'I did it and I am sorry.'

"I didn't know if he would. But I wanted to try. I wanted his confession."

Regan, known for such tabloid best sellers as Jose Canseco's "Juiced," said she did not pay Simpson for the book. "I contracted through a third party who owns the rights, and I was told the money would go to his children. That much I could live with.

"What I wanted was closure, not money," she wrote.

Regan's statement did not identify the "third party" or say what she would do with any money made from the book. Phone and e-mail messages from The Associated Press were not immediately returned."

- AP/Yahoo

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

personally I can't quite parse her reasoning.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

Me neither.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

Earlier Friday, publisher Judith Regan of ReganBooks, a HarperCollins imprint, said she took on "If I Did It" because she was a victim of domestic violence and thought any proceeds would go to Simpson's children.

Oh really?! Judy's not takin any for herself then, is it?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 18 November 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

(I occasionally post in faux-Brit style without realizing it. I don't know if it comes off that way to anyone else though)

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 18 November 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2006/11/bill-oreilly-quite-naturally-got.php

"Here's a man many believe did kill those two Americans, Nicole Brown Simpson being mother of his two children. Yet Simpson is participating in a project that is exploiting the murders. Shamefully, the Fox Broadcasting Unit is set to carry the program, which is simply indefensible, and a low point in American culture. For the record, Fox Broadcasting has nothing to do with the Fox News Channel."

and what (ooo), Saturday, 18 November 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Some people say 'O.J. Simpson killed his wife'........"

timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 18 November 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061120/ap_on_en_tv/tv_simpson_interview

so much for that

gear (gear), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

To think O'Reilly's bitching may have actually help accomplish something positive for once. Weird.

Beth S. (Ex Leon), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, this is the first time I've actually been able to place myself firmly on the same side as Bill O'Reilly in anything.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

damn it I was going to watch this

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 20 November 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

O'Reilly probably figured there was no downside to his approach.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

"For the record, Fox Broadcasting has nothing to do with the Fox News Channel."

Hilarious.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, this is the first time I've actually been able to place myself firmly on the same side as Bill O'Reilly in anything.

You weren't with him on the whole falafel thing?

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

It will be replaced with a "What if we broadcast the OJ special?" special.

StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

i don't understand why that article blatantly states the book was cancelled when it appears that it hasn't been.

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

oh I should have read to the end of the article before I said that. the book getting cancelled seems like a much bigger deal than the special, I don't know why they didn't move that to the front of the story.

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sure the book was printed and bound already... I know it can be pulped and recycled, but what a waste of trees. (Countdown to copies showing up on ebay...)

I'm tempted to say Judith Regan needs punching, but I reckon that would be misunderstood.

Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

"If I Punched Her: How I Did It"

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

er, I guess that should have been "If I Punched Her: Here's How It Happened"

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

good work, ilx!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

RIBS, THEY ARE HURTING.

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

BTW, has no one commented on the absurd awkwardness of the book's title? It kind of reminds me of that song "If the river was whiskey, I was a diving duck."

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

I would read that book in a second!

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6167420.stm

another version.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/197087~I-Dood-It-Posters.jpg

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

So wait, is the book *not* getting published now?

Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

i care how oj would have done it :(

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Denise Brown has some things to say.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

um... yeah

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

i know they broke the john edwards thing but

according to a report in the National Enquirer

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

read that -- yikes. brought two things to mind:

  • isn't 9 -- 33 years a very long setence for what simpson was convicted of? no broader point here; i just hadn't focused the length of the incarseration period.
  • in a very loosely related story, my law partner just told me that alan stanford was recently beaten so badly -- in federal prison, which is kind of surprising -- that he has been declared incompetent to stand trial.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 15 February 2011 20:01 (fifteen years ago)


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