Hail Angelina Jolie full of grace

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Hmmm. As talked about briefly here and doubtless elsewhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

I just don't understand. I've never heard rumors that her face or body are fake, she's never claimed or tried to be a Hollywood nice girl who makes good (or even a bad girl who reforms for your approval) and seems to pretty much not give a shit about what's said of her. The worst criticism I can think of is that she made Tomb Raider. Leave the woman alone.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

van art is rad

my tolerance for 'pop-culture' writers/critics who write stuff like this and say things like See, I pride myself on being a highly creative person is at an all-time low right now. i mean, hardly there at all.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

it is a terrible painting. whatever it's trying to do. the end.

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

i think she looks exactly like she did when she was a kid. unless she had collagen when she was 8.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

yeah nothing worse than a highly-creative-and-proud-of-it type.

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

you know what i mean

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

the highly-creative-and-proud-of-it type are my favorites. it's actually very considerate of them to let you know that they are, in fact, highly-creative because if they didn't hip you to that fact you probably would never be able to tell otherwise.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

I like the Cokes fridge.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

the painting is odd. the article is awful.

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

jennifer aniston on the cover of the US magazine in the racks, bottom right

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah another vote in for the not-fake crowd, her lips have always been enormous. Also she seems like a nice, genuine person. However that painting is pretty much an abomination.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

jennifer aniston on the cover of the US magazine in the racks, bottom right

haha!

i read somewhere recently that paris hilton was asked what item of clothing could she recommend for people to wear every year and never be out of fashion; apparently she snarked back "a team aniston t-shirt".

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

does anyone else kind of giggle a wtf whenever they see aniston hug the cancer girl (or some other charity, I can never focus) on that commercial. maybe i am just evil.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of get a little WTFy about that too to be honest, though not giggly. More like "Damn that little girl is going to die and they're also forcing her to hang out with Jennifer Aniston? God is cruel."

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

i always get the giggles because jolie has the charity kid market cooooornered. Aniston should try to save pandas or something.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Also I hate pandas so those two things deserve each other.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

Also, when Jolie adopted the first one she was, like, "Shut up, yes, I'm adopting a child and I'm single, and he's only one year old and already cooler than you. Now bug off and leave us alone."

I kind of love her.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

What was the name of that artist that Scott started a thread about last week? He'd've done that painting, but better

― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

If the point of the painting is to make art-crit/popcult grads out to be tiny, insignificant, petty self-aggrandizing asswipes who deserve a couple or eight years working retail then it's a fucking victory sweep so far

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Also if the point of the painting is to make me reconsider my stance regarding Angelina Jolie's attractiveness then it also gets the job done

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

The painting is rubbish. It looks like the artist painted from an action figure of Ms Jolie, rather than the real thing. The article is reactionary bullshit.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

It isn't a very good rendering of Angelina, really.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

i wish it had been done in hair embroidery

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

seriously

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

the version they shrunk down and leveled off for the article is better than the fullsize one!

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

It makes her look like she has a huge head, and a Dick Tracy jaw. She has a pretty strong jaw but she is not Brian Urlacher for heaven's sake.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

Oh fuck, that reminds me, I saw some actual hair jewelry at the antique store where I bought my wood type. It was a very long necklace in a complicated crochet-braid with some kind of embellishment or pendent in the middle. I kind of stopped thinking about it as soon as I realized it was made of hair.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

I kinda sorta remember reading/hearing that her boobs are fake.

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

Remember when everyone was like "omg she made out with her brother!".

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Good times.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

Je4nn3!!!! Hello!

xpost her brother is mad creepy, though, to be fair.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

Muchos besos para Allyzay!!

― Je4nne Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

that's pretty creepy. i mean, if say lost in the woods and i cut my finger really badly and had a needle but no thread, i would use hair, but outside of that, it's more in teh realm of meat dresses and dead bunny art.
xpost
haha, yeah, the old days

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

Painting is kinda funny, kinda not. Approaching half decent.

Angelina and hair art are both rad.

Article is shitty, smug and contemptible.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

Je4nn3!!!! Hello!

Yeah, let me echo that! :-) Starting this thread was all worth it if JF is back!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

though 'scary' isn't the word, really. i mostly wonder why it exists, how it was conceived of, from what minds, etc
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

that artist from the sandbox was Brandon Bird, wasn't it?

http://www.brandonbird.com/t_front.jpg

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

I'm a little disappointed in myself that my first post in a long time was about AJ's boobies. So utterly predictable. Sigh. (Hello Mr. Ned!)

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE. We could talk about Mudwimmin or something instead (I forget if you were a fan).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.brainshrub.com/blogmedia/images/2006/2006mar/angelina-jolie.jpg
roffles

(uh is that NSFW? It seems ok to me)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't that her right teat?

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

YES, it is an egregious error in my opinion. They might look completely different from one another!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

does anyone else kind of giggle a wtf whenever they see aniston hug the cancer girl (or some other charity, I can never focus) on that commercial. maybe i am just evil.

it's the way she says "it was a brain tumor" that gets me

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

she's never claimed or tried to be a Hollywood nice girl who makes good

B-b-but she is the very UN ambassador of goodness! ("Will" category.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, the painting scans sensibly to me not because she's the "Madonna of Consumption," but because she seems to have successfully cultivated (or just accrued) this image as an incredibly elegant grand-spirited woman who spends her time alternately saving/adopting the children of the third world and being some kind of classy U.N. emissary like a cross between Princess Diana and the sexy archaeologist from an Indiana Jones movie, all of which is kinda weird when you think back to when she scanned as a Billy-Bob-dating weirdo with a vial of blood around her neck and a creepy relationship with her brother.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

people can change, dude.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

No, she is ambassador of goodness! But, and I freely admit that this is just my impression and not a terribly critical one, she is often wearing some nothing dark Tshirt that won't show dirt and combat pants or something and riding on top of buses with the chickens. No jewelry, no entourage (except now Bard & kids?)...I do not get the 100-watt gleamy smile impression as with other slebs.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

Brad Pitt, he seems like he probably smells terrible.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/07/brad_pitt,0.jpg

"HECTORRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha that shit.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

ornaldo bloomps took his shit down pretty hardcore too, damn.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Brad Pitt, he seems like he probably smells terrible.

oh my god, yes! this is one of my mental categories for celebrities, those who look like they smell bad, and Brad Pitt is at the very top of the list.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.westlord.com/angelina/photo/Angelina-Jolie_097.jpg
^^^ what happened to you, little girl!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

ah I don't think that shows up. Oh well.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Ha yeah people can change, but I don't think people sit around thinking "my, look what an elegant woman Angelina has transformed into" or reading interviews with her where she's all "I woke up hung over at the Broadmoor in Colorado Springs with a vial of blood around my neck and that's the moment I decided to change my life and save children" -- she just slipped without much fanfare across the line, and all previous vague impressions of her as something else were totally forgotten. Which is awesome and unusual for anyone with any kind of public profile! Pitt helped a ton with this process, though: in terms of tabloid narrative (and acting career) that automatically elevated her into the A-list royalty area. (I mean, same for Katie Holmes, obviously, who if not for the Cruise thing just might be competing for horror-movie roles with Sarah Michelle Gellar.)

Definitely true that there doesn't seem to be anything phony or publicity-houndish about her UN work. But I do think it's maybe a little over the top how she's presented as not only an old-school elegant filmstar ("a modern Hepburn") plus some kind of Princess Di / Christiane Amanpour / Mother Theresa figure. Just a little. Also I have this gut feeling that she should adopt fewer babies.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

(I mean, same for Katie Holmes, obviously, who if not for the Cruise thing just might be competing for horror-movie roles with Sarah Michelle Gellar.)

haha what?

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

hee, I don't remember if this was actually based on anything she's said, but some friends were joking about how she's basically trying to "fix" the third world by raising uber-individuals that can then go back to their countries of origin, invigorated by America, and put things right. which would be kind of a drag for the kids, like, once they hit 18, the good life is over.

but that is all very unfair and she seems like a nice lady and is certainly to be commended for tolerating Brad Pitt's likely odor.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Which is awesome and unusual for anyone with any kind of public profile!

I could not agree more. I think it's rad when people make big changes in their lives. And really, it's none of our business that she's gone from Blood Sister to Sister of Mercy. We don't have to read all the tabloid crap about Brad & co (OMG ANGELINA STOLE HIOM FROM JENNY ANISTON) but we do. Make fun of the president and co. if you're gonna make fun of someone.

Also: I think Kate Holmes hollywood career is kind of dead.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

is she presented as an old-school elegant film star? I thought she was presented as hot hot hot. I'd think she'd be more Ava Gardner than Katharine Hepburn.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

I swear nabisco sometimes you come on threads like this and nothing you say makes a lick of sense. it's like gabbneb level of overinsulated misapprehension of the world based on what you probably think is some kind of holistic cut-up information gathering method but you forgot to check the fizacts

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, Katie Holmes has been in quite a few respectable films, the Cruiser is keeping her from taking roles FFS. This is like gabbneb-on-the-dreamgirls-thread crazy, Nabisco. (LOL XPOST WOW)

I do agree that Angelina is going overboard on adoptions, she is like the crazy cat lady, but for infants.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god, yes! this is one of my mental categories for celebrities, those who look like they smell bad, and Brad Pitt is at the very top of the list.

My wife, an amateur Viggo Mortensen-watcher, says he is reputed to be Emperor Stanktacular the First.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, I buy that, I guess. I imagine Mortensen to stink on principle, though, whereas Brad Pitt just seems to be lax about grooming habits.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

And no, I don't think Angelina is really presented as "old school Hollywood"! The only Audrey Hepburn comparison I've ever heard is because of...wait for it...Hepburn's charitable work as a goodwill ambassador. No one is comparing the two as otherwise similar figures.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ stinking on principal!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

he doesn't need your hegemonic deodorant! (I really like Viggo Mortensen.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

(I mean, same for Katie Holmes, obviously, who if not for the Cruise thing just might be competing for horror-movie roles with Sarah Michelle Gellar.)

KH's career and profile has actually gone down the drain since she hooked up with TC. She was doing some interesting work before--she's not doing anything now.

haha x-post

Katie Holmes, never forget

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

Her career will continue to be dead as long as she stays with Mr. Cruise, who I think people in Hollywood probably percieve/see as freakier than Mel Gibson?

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

Doris Day also always looks like she has B.O. And I think that I can smell Gwen Stefani from here.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

(a) Yeah, I feel like I've read at least two or three people specifically making the Hepburn comparison. I think she's really managed to move out of the "hot hot hot" area and create a sense of gravitas / elegance around herself.

(b) Hahaha you guys are making the mistake of confusing WORK with SUCCESS, ya bastards! Yes, Holmes's Hollywood career is definitely off, but I'm saying that in terms of public perception of importance, Holmes is now a bigger star than she ever was from acting, or probably ever would have gotten from acting. Plus it's pretty first-rate stardom, where you get to be part of the upscale fairy-tale storybook couple, rather than in the SHOCK! SCANDAL! Lohan-y pages of those tabloids. If Holmes had stuck around acting rather than marrying cruise, her public image would be nowhere near as massive or upscale or A-list as it is now!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

ew, Gwen Stefani. I think the fact that she looks like she has the last three days' layers of makeup caked on top of each other helps with that impression.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Pitt helped a ton with this process, though: in terms of tabloid narrative (and acting career) that automatically elevated her into the A-list royalty area.

This is still blowing my mind. She was an Oscar nominated actress prior to meeting Pitt. How do you think she met Pitt but by getting paid a serious amount of bank to star with him in a Hollywood blockbuster? Tomb Raider, for heaven's sake! If anything, she is helping him: her charitable works are apparently making it real easy for America to forget that he's a cheatin', lyin' sumbitch who dumped that poor little Friends girl and probably smells like poo and stale cigarettes.

xpost True, it is not only men who smell. Shakira looks like she truly needs to be scrubbed, though Dan Perry went on record last time I said that as saying you can stink to high heavens if your ass is banging.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Nabs, what world do you live in where being really, really famous for being insane and locked away by a madman is better for an actual actress than, like, getting movie roles? She cannot get hired. She was fired from the Batman franchise!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

not if your ass is stanky though. pee-yoo.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

is it wrong that I can't deal with the Jolie/Hepburn comparison, because in my head I'm all, "but Angelina Jolie has tits!"

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

Actually I'm going to go on record that these statements about Katie Holmes and Angelina Jolie are possibly the most sexist, horrible things I've seen come out of your fingers, or a whole lot of ILXors' fingers.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

xpost
lol that's 'banging' with a hard 'g' not 'bangin''

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

Calling people bastards is an awesome awesome way* to get them to come around to your arguments. Also, don't most people think Cruise and Holmes are really creepy and therefore not relly A-list anymore?

*just kidding!

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

ally otm - she totally elevated pitt

we need a thread about celebrities who smell

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

or who stank

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

That picture is the greatest thing ever in all of its bloddy-minded awfulness.

(xpost: I STILL STAND BEHIND THOSE WORDS, ALLY (with the addendum of Scott's stanky-ass corollory))

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

goldie hawn is famous for being stanky.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Tara Reid be stank.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Gary Oldman - even through the silver screen, you could always smell him.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Ethan Hawke is another one who looks stanky--Uma Thurman must have high tolerance or a BO problem herself.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

lol they broke up?

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

Nabs, what world do you live in where being really, really famous for being insane and locked away by a madman is better for an actual actress than, like, getting movie roles?

The world where Katie Holmes's face sells eight different magazines at the newsstand, something it was totally not accomplishing via her acting! I mean, two things to keep in mind here: (a) no matter how insane they are, there are still plenty of people in this country who are totally fascinated by them as the ultimate A-list couple, plus (b) you're talking about success as an actress, and I'm talking about public profile as a celebrity. The sole point here is that Katie Holmes is currently way more important now, public-consciousness-wise, than she was before she hooked up with Cruise.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

Ethan Hawke might edge out Brad Pitt, actually. he needs a 24 hour shower.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

(Also Pitt and Jolie gravitated towards each other because they were in the same sphere of celebrity, not because one was more famous than the other or one helped rehabilitate the other or anything like that; even when Jolie was "CRAZEE", she was the type of crazy that people thought was awesome as opposed to, say, Anna Nicole Smith's brand of pathetic-crazy.)

(xpost: Dude, remember when she was on "Dawson's Creek" and she was basically named the next "It Girl", kind of to the point where no one even knew Michelle Williams was also on that show?)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think Uma Thurman is stanky...also after they broke up, she looked amazing and radiant and he looked even more weaselly than he used to.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco the problem is yr not being catty enough for this thred.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

"Uma Thurman must have high tolerance or a BO problem herself."

she grew up hanging around buddhist monks. they have a vow of stinkiness or something.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

Also I bet that Laurence Fishburne smells like assfeet.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah nabisco, Katie's work as a celebrity will translate into lotsa juicy movie roles*

*just kidding, again! Dude, you are digging yourself one big hole to crawl out of.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

And Ally, you could trot out the "sexist" line if I was claiming either of them were somehow coattailing men to fame, but that's not what I'm saying -- all I'm saying is that tabloid-romance coverage can do really big things for people's public profiles, and as much for either party. A tabloid romance is like an entire other movie for you to star in! And I'd estimate nearly as much money has been spent following these two couplings via magazine as has been spent seeing any of its members big films!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

xpost Jimmy, she has been married to both Oldman AND Hawke though--or are you trying to claim that the BO is WHY both marriages ended??

xpost Success at being a celebrity gains very little for Katie Holmes, which is why I'm not getting your argument. Serial killers are also well-known; are they successful?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

i imagine brad pitt smelling like drakkar noir.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

she's not really a successful celebrity these days, though, because everyone feels bad for her/is worried about her/thinks she's kind of pathetic, right? (Holmes, I mean.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

Drakkar Noir-as-a-quick-fix-for-not-having-showered OTM.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Uh, so then stop claiming that fixin' themselves up with some fine young menfolk lifted two already A-list, known-name stars into, uh, A-list, known-name stars? If your argument was "Romance sells tabloids!" then it's a pretty dumb, obvious argument that doesn't warrant a paragraph or two about how hooking up with some men (neither of which had great ie very well liked public profiles prior) actually helped elevate either woman.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

The way Jolie is branded by the media (ex as some kind of elegant princess) isn't her fault though, unless it's her fault for having excellent posture and looking at ease on the red carpet AND on tops of buses. She has incredibly good bearing = a huge part of elegance, whether your reputation is founded on it or not.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

allz: perhaps she is attracted to their musk and then repelled when she realizes they can't turn it on/off like a skunk?

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

xpost, horseshoe OTM about Holmes, this is what I mean--it doesn't translate into any kind of work for Holmes, and will not until she leaves Cruise, no one will touch her. So, she is somewhat more famous now but in what way is this helping her at all? Who cares?

xpost again LOL LOL @ skunks

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

nicholas cage probably smells a bit goaty

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

i just imagine katie holmes is thinking how awesome her career is going to be after she divorces cruise a la Kidman and Cruz.

Or else all she really wants is to go shoe shopping and drink coffee all day while being lazy, which I really aspire to.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

Nabisco, you are the one who said that if it wasn't for Cruise she would battling SMG for rolels in horror films. I thought you were talking about Katie as a working actress, not as a celebrity. Everyone agrees that more people know who KT is now bc of TC, that is not the issue.

You were also wrong about Angelina Jolie's profile. Before Brad there were tons of pictures of her with Maddox and doing her UN thing. I wonder, really, what she gets from Brad. He doesn't seem to be the sharpest tack in the box.

Also, what the fuck with denigrating SMG? It's not her fault that studios won't give her a chance to do anything non Grudgelike.

lots of xposts again

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine Keanu Reeves and Prince smelling really nice.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

She gets cock from Brad. Next question.

xpost

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

As to the rest of this thread, it's as freaking bizarre as that painting up there that got me reading it.

People talking about whether Jolie seems "genuine" or not - based on what? Honestly! Outside the ILX Celebrity stalking thread, not one of you has even met her. So every single conclusion every one of us has made about her is based on her public image. Where does that come from? Photographs. Articles. Film clips. Etc.

I doubt she has actually changed anything except her publicist. And she and Pitt must have a damned good one to pull off this transformation.

I dislike her public personna - both of them, the early KERAZEEE goth Jolie, and the new Homebreaker Turned Mother Theresa Jolie - but that's just me.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

I bet Robin Williams stinks of mansweat.

― Boom Dershowitz (noodle vague), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

I mean your idea of the pantheon hierarchy up there means k-fed is in the A-List whilst DeNiro and Hoffman have never been on it.

SUPERMARKET TABLOIDS ....ACTUALLY MAKE LESS MONEY THAN THE MOVIES!!!!!

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

The sole point here is that Katie Holmes is currently way more important now, public-consciousness-wise, than she was before she hooked up with Cruise.

In the same way as Natascha Kampusch, right.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

i just imagine katie holmes is thinking how awesome her career is going to be after she divorces cruise a la Kidman and Cruz.

I hope this is true, but she always looks a little...faraway these days. she makes me sad.

xpost: I feel sure that Prince smells AMAZING.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

delta burke and loni anderson are huge stars

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

I think Robin Williams probably smells a lot more like the way aspirin tastes

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

This thread's speed has made me Captain Obvious.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

A tabloid romance is like an entire other movie for you to star in!A tabloid romance is like an entire other movie for you to star in!A tabloid romance is like an entire other movie for you to star in!A tabloid romance is like an entire other movie for you to star in!

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

watching bill & ted's the other day for the first time in ages totally made me re-evaluate keanu as a actor. he is way better than most people give him credit for. yeah, i said that.
land of the xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

I am not normally into blondes but I imagaine Pitt has a nice little chubby.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

i'm just surprised the dad from 'alf' hasn't landed the role of a supervillain in the next batman flick

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

man, Keanu was so great in Thumbsucker. he was the only good part of that movie.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

i'm in teenage-crush-love with him all over again

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

haha, you want to come to the UK where hooking up with a rich and famous man is a career aspiration. There's a whole culture of women-who-go-out-with-Premiership-footballers, where (1) that's all they do and (2) people like and admire them and want to be them.

The difference being that these girls were pretty z-list to start with, if that, and they have used subsequent press coverage to their advantage. Possible exception = Victoria Beckham, whose post-Spice fame is surely built around who she is married to rather than anything she's actually done, but she was arguably more famous than him to start with.

(mega xpost - yeah, K-Fed is a male American WAG)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Robin Williams smells like Valtrex.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Success at being a celebrity gains very little for Katie Holmes, which is why I'm not getting your argument.

I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS ABOUT GAIN, Y'ALL ILLITERATE FREAKS -- haha okay well maybe parenthetically, but this coversation was about Big Changes in Public Perception (not income), which was what I was talking about re: Jolie. (I said "and acting career" parenthetically cuz I think entrenching yourself in the public consciousness via tabloid can help seal the deal a little as far as what echelon of star you're gonna be perceived as from then on. And Angelina's big tabloid-royalty exposure moment sealed in her celebrity kinda at the top of its game!)

Actually wait I give up on this cause I'm not sure everyone can read? We were talking about public perception of people like Jolie (in horrible paintings of SUPERMARKETS), not acting careers. I opined parenthetically that Holmes now has this huge public awareness and weird perception, whereas if she hadn't married Cruise I'm not sure her acting career would have provided anything similar. Y'all agree with that, and yet for some reason have an issue? (Sex-wise we could just as easily point out that Cruise's public image would be way different and smaller without Holmes, though no-Holmes might have meant no-Freakout and saved him some trouble.)

Anyway whatever, misread how you like.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

he is very, very good at the naif role. and he is pretty.

xpost about Keanu Reeves.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

but this coversation was about Big Changes in Public Perception

lol the conversation is abt how awesome thaat painting is or is not amirite?

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

ILX IS BACK AND I LOVE IT

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

Kate is pretty OTM; I think there's a caveat there in that I believe the culturally-accepted definition of "genuine", regardless of whether it is applied to celebrities or "ordinary people", is a myth.

I bet Rosie O'Donnell smells like hot ham.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

Nabisco, you should go get a nice glass of lemonade and relax.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

keanu reeves catches flak because of the voice. he's a good actor, i think.

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

rosie smells like a raw hot dog, esp. in the sweaty areas

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

i watched the lake house and i still like him
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

wrt genuineness, I do understand that I don't know celebrities and I am largely making a lot of this stuff up. it's fun.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

There are relative levels of (appearing) genuine-ness, though, and AJ's is a lot more genuine and "wtf I am going to ignore the cameras completely I am here to do a job" than most. I DID say upthread that it was just my not-very-critical impression but in the pantheon of celebrities who get noticed/photoed, she's on the awesome end of the scale. I read People magazine, I see a lot of this shit.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway she's the Amazon I always wanted to be and I love her.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

Public Perception is not actually based entirely on the tall yellow letters staring you down as you wait to pay for your 4-pack of gillette blades, dude. seriously.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

(I should probably state that I really, really like both of Jolie's main public personae and would totally try to befriend her if I was ever introduced to her; my agreement with Kate was along the "we don't really know her" axis with a "but we don't really know ANYONE so why get hung up over the way celebrities present themselves?" rider.)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

I doubt she has actually changed anything except her publicist. And she and Pitt must have a damned good one to pull off this transformation.

she doesn't have a publicist!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Viggo can smell like anything he wants, as far as I'm concerned. Sweat, lack of showers, horse shit, all of the above...

Smell can be washed off, but being an ignorant dumbass like a lot of celebrities seem to be is bone-deep.

Just saying. ;)

― Hey Jude (Hey Jude), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

TEENY ARRIVES AND ALTERS THE COURSE OF THE CONVERSATION

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Johnny Depp probably smells like mustard-covered cowpies.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

OK... I get what you're saying. But she is an Actor. She knows how to act. And she has a very good ~~director~~ publicist telling her how to act to come across as the noble amazon with poise in People magazine or whatever.

I guess what I'm saying is that I admire but mistrust the transformation. It definitely takes skill. But give credit where it's due, as to whose skill that is. Acting skills ("I'm here to do a job!" rather than Ginger Spicing out at the UN is a show of acting capacity, innit?) or PR skills.

What it comes down to, is, really - do *you* relate to the person she is portraying. I don't. And if I were to meet Her Personna, I would never want to befriend her or have her in my circle, there's an element of ... I don't know. I'd never trust her.

(But then again, my Celebrity Amazon crazy chick I'd like to have sleepover parties with crush is Courtney Love, and I know there are many who utterly despise her public personna.)

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

no, Johnny Depp smells good.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

johnny depp has a neutral ordor

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

She may not have a "publicist" per se, but I freaking bet you she has an image consultant or a PR or someone advising her on how to market her - or has along the way.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

Johnny Depp definitely looks like he smells. Really REALLY good.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

No way does Johnny Depp smell good. He looks like he smells like goat death.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

YES NABISCO YOU ARE RIGHT EVERYONE IS MISREADING YOUR NONSENSICAL POSTS BECAUSE WE ARE ALL MUCH STUPIDER THAN YOU. "NABISCO OTM" IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY THIS WHOLE TIME!

This picture, dudes, is this even actually Angelina??
http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2005/0512/jolie1217.jpg

xpost Kate, I understand the point you are making but the level of mistrust you have to have in anyone with a smidgeon of famousity to go to the lengths that you are taking it is a little odd. I mean, actually going out and doing the amount of work she does is not a PR stunt.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

we all must have caught the depp on different days

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

Johnny Depp probably smells a little musky, guys.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

he is a special exception! even when he looks unkempt he doesn't look...layered in dirt.

xpost

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

I don't mistrust her because of her PR skills. I mistrust her because she's a husband-stealing trollop, but that's another story. ;-)

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

but non-smelly celebrities are less fun than smelly ones.

not really a celebrity, but Angela from the last season of Project Runway kind of looked a little ripe.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

Haha ok that is fair enough!

xpost horseshoe OTM

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

HELLO DO NOT JUMP OUT AND BLAME THE SINGLE WOMAN FOR THAT SHIT. (XXXP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

haha yeah dude hippies smell bad

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

i can not recall angela having any offensive odor

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

laurel otm but I'm with pitt on this one.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

NO, LOYAL HUSBANDS ARE ALWAYS BEING TEMPTED AND HAVING TO RESIST IT THAT IS THE NARRATIVE FOR ALL HUMANKIND FOREVER

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

Takes two to tango, and you don't want to KNOW what I think of Pitt.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

brad pitt made a sound decision based on obvious facts.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

BLURT!! NON SEQUITUR!! XPOST!! GUNS TITTIES BOND JAMES BOND

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

He is OTM in that there is no decision to be made here, Jolie is better than Aniston who in turn was better than Paltrow. He had to trade up, to increase his public profile.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

GUNS AND TITTIES, GUNS GUNS AND TITTIES

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

HELLO DO NOT JUMP OUT AND BLAME THE SINGLE WOMAN FOR THAT SHIT. (XXXP)
totally

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Really I do not blame Jolie for any of it though if I were in her position I would A) not date Brad Pitt because he has terrible hygene and a smug face B) insist that he confront his wife and sort out that situation before engaging in any hanky panky. I judge none of them, Pitt is douchey but I have no idea what the situation was between him and Aniston and do not want to even pretend to know.

UNLESS I was drunk and then who knows what would happen!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Ally pretty OTM there, but what that says about a human being who treats relationships as currency... ugh. I feel unclean even contemplating him.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of love Paltrow, but I have no real defense.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, what a confusing way to write that, there was meant to be an asterisk next to "hanky panky" connecting that to the "UNLESS". Whoops.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

i would leave my whole family and dog behind to be with angelina jolie even if she wanted to adopt a whole truckload of migrant farm workers.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Um, do we actually *know* Pitt treats his relationships as currency?

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

argh, that was an X-post to this post:

He is OTM in that there is no decision to be made here, Jolie is better than Aniston who in turn was better than Paltrow. He had to trade up, to increase his public profile.

I do NOT in no way think of Jolie as blameless. I wouldn't do it. Ally wouldn't do it. And we're not exactly paragons of moral uptitude.

I mean, Pitt is a snivelling worm. But it's not like Jolie couldn't say "sorry, dude, you're like MARRIED!" poor little blameless woman that she is, she just couldn't control herself when faced with Pitt's manly odor.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

even if she wanted to adopt a whole truckload of migrant farm workers.

dude, that's totally what's next. she has to up the ante.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Um, for the record, my post was a sarcastic short version of nabisco's posts on this thread.

xpost oi! I am too a paragon of morality!! ;)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Um, do we actually *know* Pitt treats his relationships as currency?

How do we know ANYTHING on this thread. Go back to my first post. No, wait, that was about Gary Oldman. My second post. We are talking about perceptions of celebrity's public personnas.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

Pitt doesn't look like he'd stink to me - maybe his greasy movie roles, but otherwise he looks fairly clean.

Kiefer Sutherland probably smells like alcohol, sweat and vomit.

Nicole Kidman probably never stinks.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

Nicole Kidman is an android, which is why.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

You just broke N's heart.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Ed Norton: too busy getting into character to shower.

xp - but a sexy android. or she was sexy before they made her an android. Something.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

omg kiefer sutherland probably smells like booze and FUNTIMES.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Nicole Kidman is an alien insect trapped in an increasingly-deteriorating human body. on her planet, they're beyond smell.

xpost with Ally!!! I totally had this typed before I saw your post.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

I think Ed Norton is rather meticulous about his grooming regimen, actually.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

She used to be okay but I don't know what she has done to her face :(

I always think it is sad when celebrities who still look good just assume they NEED to get plastic surgery because they are "old." Dear Nicole Kidman and Elizabeth Hurley: STOP IT!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

I assume De Niro is a bit filthy.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

if angeline jolie ever came over and drank all your beer and vomited in your bathtub I bet she would clean it up without being asked and send over a case of really nice beer the next day. I am sure of it.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

what she has done to her face=her human shell is moulting!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

one degrees of Dawson's Creek stink: Heath Ledger

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

If Winona Ryder came to your house and puked in your tub, I bet she'd leave it there and then puke in your sink too.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

and then she'd steal the sink.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

and all your bright eyes cds.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

I'd totally have been OK with that ten years ago.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Man, fuck Winona Ryder.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

roffles @ winona
carey otm about kiefer
i'm a bit freaked out about what jon malkovich would smell like

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Let's ask Alba, he was in a movie with him.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Just don't tell him about Nicole and the Android thing, we need him to keep getting up in the morning.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

Actually he looked quite ill sitting next to Malkovich, and we reckoned he was about to puke from smelling Malkovich, so maybe we don't need to ask. Maybe I have already figured this out.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine Malkovich smelling kind of antiseptic.

also, I am starting to feel a little mean.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

C., you would leave Peter Jennings? For shame!

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

maybe we all need to just pony up and subscribe to the magazine Celebrity Smells

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe you should write that magazine, MW.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

Ornaldo Bloomps smells like the sidewalk you have to walk over to get to the gay bar. This I vow to you, ILX.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

Who would be the surprise celebrity stinkers? Outwardly well put-together, but up close they smell like a homeless meth addict?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Shakira looks like she truly needs to be scrubbed

so does christina aguilera. she always looks so oily.

the jolie odor rumor that i've heard (via a good source) is that she has b.o. DOWN THERE.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Ornaldo Bloomps smells like the sidewalk you have to walk over to get to the gay bar.

this is a little too abstract for me.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

For some reason, I am convinced that Ciara smells like a dirty diaper.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

What does gay bar sidewalk smell like - CKOne and gel?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Billy Bob's just talking shit about his ex, Lauren.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

I was feeling so guilty about reading/contributing to this thread, but it has truly reached new levels of awesomeness.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Surprise celebrity stinker = TED DANSON

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Ciara smells like a man. because she is.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

Oprah - she's got enough money she just doesn't have to give a fuck anymore.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

I would be willing to bet that Jimmy Fallon smells like teen spirit.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

courtney love seems like she would have terrible rotting garbage breath.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

What does gay bar sidewalk smell like - CKOne and gel?
-- milo z (wooderso...)

I wasn't gonna say it.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

Harrison Ford smells of desperation and bourbon.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, xpost, which reminds me, woody harrelson def cannot smell great

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

he just smells like weed, no?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

I bet Danny DeVito smells AWESOME.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

wait--CKOne still exists?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

I bet Matthew Mcauneheyheyehey tastes salty all the time.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

If we are going to talk about which slebs have the worst *breath* then the answer is clearly - anyone who is still on the Atkins diet.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

Oprah smells like diamonds, wtf.

oh man, xpost, which reminds me, woody harrelson def cannot smell great

OR MATTHEW "BONGOBOY" MCCONAUGHEY)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

the gay bar sidewalk abstractness will lessen if you go on a fieldtrip to verify!
xpost

i bet he smells like weed, bongwater and carpets that have never been vacuumed

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

I bet this is the most unsavory thread ever.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

And I bet Matthew McAugiaohheyhohooooo smells like a dead panda that's been sitting there for a while.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

matthew mchoweveryouspellhislastname seems like he'd smell of strong b.o. mixed with the aroma of shag carpet that's had bongwater spilled on it.

ha! xposts

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Oprah smells like diamonds, wtf.

OTM.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

(lol at my xpost with ian)

(xpost double-lol)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

add wet dogs/horses to that for mcconaughey
xxxxxxxxxxxpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

K-Fed probably smells of soap and old spice in a shocking move.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Also, to follow up on something: I don't care how Viggo Mortensen smells, we can always have a shower. Or a swim. Or get caught in a sudden rainstorm and have to take shelter under a giant tree or a heavily carven stone ruin. You get the picture.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

he's definitely old spice red zone.

xpost

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

I smell like ravioli and garlic right now.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

haha, lauren, amazing xpost up there with the carpets and bongwater!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

McConaughey smells of Nair.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Also, I never noticed how Fallon smelled but he was always really polite and un-star-y at Bar 13.

XP: I haven't had a shower since Tuesday night, so don't ask me.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

For the life of me I cannot figure out exactly how Julia Louis-Dreyfus smells.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

hah! Britney Spears probably smells like lilies.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

K-Fed smells like BRUT and pronto pups.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

James MacAvoy totally smells, but in a delightfully DDB sort of way. I'd put up with it.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

I love Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

jack white smells like baby powder

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

we were all on a matthew mcC mind meld.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

YES! (to Jack White).

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus smells like the best flower shop that ever existed with all of your favorite flowers.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

Ciaran Hinds is musky.

Colin Ferrell - I don't even want to think about it.

Jamie Foxx - eau de stripper

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

Tim Sizemore smells like desperation.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

does anyone besides me always call david craig, craig david and then start singing that 7 days song.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Jimmy Johns has free smells.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, Jack White's been smelling of Agent Provocateur (or however you smell it... ha ha, I mean, spell it) lately.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

dainel craig wtf.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

David Craig smells good, I think.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

Andy Dick smells like santorum.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

Jennifer Hudson smells like MY FUTURE CELEBRITY GIRLFRIEND

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

Did any of you guys ever smell the TIE Fighter pilot Star Wars action figures? ie the ones that smelled like grape soda?

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

aw. Jennifer Hudson smells like vanilla, I think.

(I meant Daniel Craig, too.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

Ugh Colin Ferrel

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

Lindsay Lohan secretly smells of strawberries

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Andy Dick smells like santorum.

Okay I don't know exactly what this says about me or this thread but I think this is going to be the grossest thing added to it by far.

Colin Ferrell = wet ferret

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't Julia Roberts a bit of a stinker? I bet Daniel Craig smells of manliness.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Colin Ferrel=straight-up sewage

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

I bet Hillary Duff smells real nice.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

haha grape soda action figures?? the barbie kitchen smelled like vanilla took a bath in burnt plastic

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

I have heard from several who have run into her that Julia Roberts smells pretty bad.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

I bet $5 Sir Ian McKellan smells like band-aids.

no way for xposts! - I have it on good authority that Julia Roberts is a POTTY-MOUTH

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

I am kind of into hot people smelling bad because they really don't need to smell otherwise.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

TOM Sizemore smells like boxed wine & menthols, w/ just a hint of condom lube.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

I was talking about his alter.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

I am okay with Julia Roberts smelling bad for some reason.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

Cameron Diaz smells like poppers and hash browns.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

For the life of me I cannot figure out exactly how Julia Louis-Dreyfus smells.

i'm going to guess vague hints of lilac, vanilla, and summer's eve.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

Jake Gyllenhaal strikes me as smelling of jelly beans and various hard candies.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Really hot people don't need to do much of anything, that's part of their (in)credibility. It also makes genuinely pretty people like Reese Witherspoon who is always freshly scrubbed and classy looking and having her happy family mostly out of the spotlight stand out all the more.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Cameron Diaz smells bad! hash browns are delicious.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Jake Gyllenhaal strikes me as smelling of jelly beans and various hard candies.

And hot, sweaty Saarsgard.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Ugh Cameron Diaz.

xpost ok Morbius!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Reese Witherspoon who is always freshly scrubbed and classy looking and having her happy family

didn't she get divorces?

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

That's why the family's happy!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

I have it on good authority that Julia Roberts is a POTTY-MOUTH

Are you sure this isn't just a size comparison?

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Gyllenhaal smelling like jelly beans seems right, even righter than Hilary Duff smelling like jelly beans, which is what I had been thinking.

Cameron Diaz seriously grosses me out.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

I can't decide if Dan's talking about amyl nitrate or jalapeno poppers.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

I did not know about Witherspoon divroeces? :(((

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

i love what has happened here.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

I can't decide if Dan's talking about amyl nitrate or jalapeno poppers.

:-D

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, Laurel. speculation was that Ryan Philliwhatever was cheating.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

this is the lohan thred for 2007

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

I can't decide if Dan's talking about amyl nitrate or jalapeno poppers.
-- milo z (wooderso...), January 4th, 2007.

WOW

/tears

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

I can't decide if Dan's talking about amyl nitrate or jalapeno poppers.
-- milo z (wooderso...), January 4th, 2007.

Me neither. Dan, ruling?

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

ryan phillippe is gay and/or a chronic womanizer and was apparently never that into the marriage to begin with, laurel.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

this is the lohan thred for 2007

No, for that we would need to spend a lot more time talking about how much everyone loves squeezy girls with thighs. Which I'm totally okay with, just for the record.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Lindsay Lohan smells of Kools, and that faint aspriny scent that people have when they've done a few too many bumps. She does not, however, smell like alcohol because vodka is odorless.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Colin Farrell's personal fragrance is whiskey and cigarette breath, btw.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

the olsen twins smell like urine soaked with coffee and multi vitamins.

and i still love them.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Lindsay also smells like a cat fart.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

THANK GOD FOR VODKA. Frankly LL's mouth is probably the cleanest part of her.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

She also probably has a faint lingering bit of "Skin Musk" or "Exclamation" clawing its way through the smoke, to be thorough about it. xpost re: Lohan

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

no i think Lohan smells like Strawberry Shortcake the doll.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

no i think Lohan smells like Strawberry Shortcake the doll.

Chemically-sweet rubber? I can see that.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

her ass smells like eazy e's dick.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

But Witherspoon is so well cast as the smiling-outside dying-inside wife of a gay and/or chronic womanizing husband! She smiles as if all is well, but the faint tremor in her chin betrays her pain.

(Phillippe awfully well cast as gay and/or chronic womanizer, too: there is just something about that guy's face that says "I do not have any strong human feelings for you.")

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

wow

xpost to Carey.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

Ryan Phillipe smells like taint.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

OTM^^^^^

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

I think Witherspoon is kind of indestructible, though. I'm sure she was all, good-riddance, I'll just sail on ahead and make a zillion dollars and play with my adorable children. (I love her.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

Clint Eastwood smells like liniment (cuz he won't use that pussy Ben-Gay stuff).

I think Witherspoon is kind of indestructible, though
Like a cockroach.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

Reese probably smells like Clinique Happy.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

i just reflected on what juliette lewis might smell like and nearly vomited on my keyboard.

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

i think i fucked that up. i can never remember if it was jay z's ass or dre's ass and which dick.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

like the future leader of the free world! she's steely.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

(witherspoon, I mean.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, Ryan Philllllipppppe's allure was always that of the blonde and dewy boy, she already got his best years.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

WHOSE BOOBS SMELL LIKE WHAT KINDS OF PIZZA

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Oliver Stone hasn't bathed since the JFK premiere.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

TOM: HOPEFULLY NO ONE'S.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

eazy's dick smells like mc ren shit

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

tara reids boobs smells like pizzas

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Marty Scorsese smells like old man and Italian food.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

I bet Russell Crowe's boobs smell a bit like pizza

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

may never stop lol-ing at Russell Crowe's boobs!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

the pepperoni nipples

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

charles bronson used to smell like MANDOM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV3gA7hNItY

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

we should do a group art project of celebs made out of food stuffs they smell like. it will get into gawker at least.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

How big is the gender divide on Witherspoon-appreciation? It seems pretty massive. Especially judging by how in-demand she is for those few movies really firmly aimed at female audiences.

(I think I liked her better when she always got cast as slightly crazy or scheming or weird, like up through Election. And then Vanity Fair, presumably, but I wasn't gonna go see that. Witherspoon as sweet and likeable = I'm just not sure, something about that chin is suspicious.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Sean Astin smells of sausages and toothpaste.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco you're trafficking in something close to phrenology!

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

but that's why she's great! I think she kind of is Tracey Flick. so it's gross when she does stuff like the sickly-sweet Oscar acceptance speech, but you know that deep down she's all grim and determined.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

i am suspicious of witherspoon after she gave interviews saying she was wholey into family values entertainment or some such bullshit and then I remember her in movies like FreeWAY or SFW.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

I bet Viggo Mortenson actually has a great smell, like campfires and river rapids.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

Oh dude Freeway was such a weird movie.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

abe vigoda smells like rotting offal and gold bond.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

Peyton Manning smells like Downy fabric softener sheets.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

willem defoe: maple syrup and menthol

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

How big is the gender divide on Witherspoon-appreciation?

tracey flick aside, i find her and her block head kind of irritating.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

i would be shocked if clinton portis smelled like anything other than incence and a strip club.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

dudes, re: Witherspoon, it is all an ACT. she's just doing what she's got to do to get ahead in Hollywood, or whatever. she's really flinty and brilliant!

okay, that was embarrassing.

xpost: aw, Peyton Manning. love.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

i totally thought SFW stood for 'safe for work' just now and didn't remember the movie : /

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

count yourself lucky.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

Tom Brady is the guy you are looking for, the guy who smells of Drakkar Noir.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

Reese should marry Brad Pitt it would help her career! And he's not even married!

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

WHOSE BOOBS SMELL LIKE WHAT KINDS OF PIZZA

Didn't we determine Bridget Bardot's boobs smell like pizza in that other thread?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

OTM. Drakkar Noir and flop sweat.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

Viggo Mortensen as the blouse man and in a History of Violence. rrrowrrr. he can rub his deli meat anywhere he wants.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

Viggo Mortensen as the blouse man is maybe the hottest thing ever committed to film.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

Y
U
C
K

re: Viggo

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

I am so not into that dude

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

I think he is only hot in certain roles. in life, not so much. but he seems nice if kind of wacky.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

I loved Viggo's whole simple no personality selling blouses hottness.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

Dominic What-shisface from LOTR/LOST smells like a dead mouse.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha let's call chin-movements behavior, not phrenology! It's true, though, yeah, she seems to actually be Flick (she seemed to be Flick even before she did Election), and it's totally adaptable as either steely resolve or like wacky-schemey foot-stomping. But apparently lots of people like to watch her play a sweet young woman who finds love and gets married, or something?

Re: family values I dunno, I could totally see Reese having the whole Ashley Judd vibe, just not to the extent where she tells random strangers about Jesus and stuff.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

he was married to Exene too. that is crazy.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Tom Brady is the guy you are looking for, the guy who smells of Drakkar Noir.

conversely, chip brady smells like drakkar noir and stale mcdonald's french fries.

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS194.JPG

chix be diggin' french fries.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

he can rub his deli meat anywhere he wants.
-- ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (flembac...), January 4th, 2007

srsly dr. pepper on keyboard

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha chip brady

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Dominic What-shisface from LOTR/LOST ~~smells~~ looks like a dead mouse.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

he was married to Exene too. that is crazy.

I know, right? so I have good will toward him because of that, too.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

(a cute dead mouse, but still)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

the cats at our house lately like to stick their faces in my armpits at bedtime and occasionally lick them, which is fucked up, weird, and makes me think that I must smell like Beef Feast In Gravy after a long day in sweaters. Which means that one dude in Firefly or whatever that Joss Whedon Space Bullshit series + movie probably smells like cat food too.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

not a cute dead mouse. that dude is busted.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Viggo was hott in a fully human, kind of grey and rugged way in the commentary and "makign of" parts of LOTR DVDs. Plus he actually carried his sword everywhere cos he loved it so much, and insisted on sharpening it himself, and secretly bought one of the horses and gave it to one of the minor actors or trainers or something, because he had first pick and he knew she loved that horse but couldn't afford it on her own. I'm a sucker for all this stuff.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

Wow this thread... it's like I never left ye.

McConaheyheyhey has gone on record saying he don't use deodorant because "a man should smell like a man." Which means he has gay sex with his bff Lance Armstrong (gayest name in the history of ever).

Colin Farrel's beard smells like poon.

Big question: Does Botox smell? I know Botox freezes up sweat glands so you don't sweat or something, but does it have its own smell? If so, that's the smell of Hollywood.

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

Mark Wahlberg smells of seafood and Sam Adams

Whoa I have never considered if Botox smells.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

ew. you just know Farrell never washes his beard, either.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

How big is the gender divide on Witherspoon-appreciation?

I love Reese Witherspoon.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

that doesn't help.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

AGGGH COLIN FARRELL!!! That dude is the worst. THE. WORST. I hate him.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

LOL oh snap

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

But apparently lots of people like to watch her play a sweet young woman who finds love and gets married, or something?

or a ditzy blond sorority bimbo who totally pwns harvard, which would be one of the few bonafide $$$$$$ blockbusters she's been in, and was fucking huge actually. I think your drugstore anthropology is coming up short again.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

I remember viggo saying he only watches movies one time because there are so many great movies from all over the world and he doesn't want to waste time rewatching movies. except his favorite movie that he watches more than once is something weird like harry and the hendersons.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

the weird thing about Colin Farrell is that even if you cleaned him up and, like, reprogrammed him not to be utterly disgusting, he wouldn't be cute. I don't get him.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

In the last issue of Modern Dog (or maybe it was Bark), Viggo had a very sad tale of taking his beloved pooch to be put to sleep and then cremated. He may smell, but dude seems OK (if 'sensitive').

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

I forgot Harry and the Hendersons even existed. WTF was that even about?

xpost 100% OTM RE: COLIN FARRELL, HE IS NOT EVEN HANDSOME OR CUTE OR EVEN "RUGGED" LIKE RUSSELL CROWE. HE'S JUST A DOUGHY MAMA'S BOY, WITH AN EXORBITANT LAYER OF FILTH. Ugh I hate him so much, and his smug unshaven face.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

BUT ALSO OUTDOORSY. OUTDOORSY AND SENSITIVE. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

Umm Tom I was thinking of Sweet Home Alabama (is that the one?) cause it was on TNT this weekend. You dropped some sand.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

farrell is a midgett. he was on a flight to hawaii with me and towga two or three years ago, i was wondering what the fuck was up with the little twitchy guy reading the magazine at the hudson news at lax. he wound up staying at the same resort we were at, we saw him and his date (not famous but dear god one of the most finely created female creatures i've ever laid eyes on) by the pool, he got angry when some dude was taking pictures. never mind that he wasn't taking pictures of the twitchy midget.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

Plus he actually carried his sword everywhere cos he loved it so much, and insisted on sharpening it himself
this brings us to:

Daniel Day-Lewis. Has no natural smell, he rebuilds his body chemistry for every role.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know, Colin Farrel seems to be able to rehabilitate vag with his sweet talk. he seems ok.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

Nabisco, how's that lemonade?

I forgot Harry and the Hendersons even existed. WTF was that even about?

Bigfoot meets the suburbs?

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

wait, what does "rehabilitate vag" mean? I love it and wish to use it correctly.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

Nabisco, your thoughts on movie stars are not universal truths, why not just try phrasing them as your own personal musings . . . argh

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

Actually Sweet Home Alabama drove me FUCKING CRAZY because it put her in the wrong for finding NYC-type levels of fashion and conversation and various lifestyles preferable IN ANY WAY to her miniscule-town upbringing. I resemble that remark.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

Matt Damon smells like Meat Demons

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

Umm Tom I was thinking of Sweet Home Alabama (is that the one?) cause it was on TNT this weekend. You dropped some sand.

One movie that wasn't very popular, you are 100% OTM with your theory obviously. In other words, Mary completely OTM.

For the record I know hella more guys who like Reese Witherspoon than I do girls, the majority of which are of a "no opinion" stance on her. I like her ok, don't think about her much, she's a good actress and seems nice and all.

Colin Farrell should be fed to Rex Grossman before Rex Grossman is fed to wolfes.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

watch the colin farrel porn tape spoof on milkfat.com

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

Nabisco should re-write his Witherspoon gender thesis for Colin Farrell.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

(yeah, I think my investment in Witherspoon is clearly pretty odd and I hate a lot of her movies. I like the persona I've made up for her a lot, and I think she's pretty and like the way she dresses.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

I step away for two hours to lead a training session...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

I've been reading this entire thread thinking Colin Farrell = Colin Firth.

Oh dear.

Colin Firth smells more like, err, mothballs and washed socks.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

Wayne Brady smells like Colt .45 and Lacoste.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

Now I don't even know what "theory" of mine you guys are talking about! :( Sorry, I'll try to be quiet from now on.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco smells like chagrin.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

get thee to an mature thred.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

you know the first time I saw that painting, I thought someone had done a ceiling mural in a grocery store. which I thought was pretty edgy for middle america.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

Raven Symone smells like a randy mastiff.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

Jenna Bush smells like Marlboro Lights & SoCo
Barbara Bush like Applebees and appletinis

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

Barbara Bush smells like death.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

I've always thought Bill Pullman probably reeks of urine.

― darin (darin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

(oh, I meant Barbara Bush, senior.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Bill Paxton smells like Jackee.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is starting to cave in on itself now

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

I got nothing.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Angelina-Jolie-Photograph-C12036793.jpeg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

cute!

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.spinandstir.com/katie-holmes-wedding-ring.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, I just think she's weird looking.

x-post, I mean, obviously Holmes is weird looking carrying an alien baby.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

not so cute.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

ihttp://img128.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=33940_IMG_3942_122_377lo.JPG

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.uknet.net/showcase/Signedpics/angelina_jolie4.sized.jpg
^^^ haha waht

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

damnit, i obv don't know how to post pics anymore.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

she was at her attractive peak in the awful-great "hackers"

but i'm a geek, so wtf. (my gay momses made me sit through original sin with them because of their girlcrushes on her! ahhhh!)

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

That cat looks totally stuffed.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

posting pics of angelina jolie was def the way to go at this point

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

hoosteen, the otms are on you

(my gay momses made me sit through original sin with them because of their girlcrushes on her! ahhhh!)

...AND the excelsiors

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.prionde.co.jp/chuo1/miz/momo/SnowWhite/wdcc-SnowWhite10-2.jpg
^^ fyi this is definitely angelina jolie

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/jake-photo-contest.jpg

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

I personally prefer wtf dog-in-the-desert Jolie to all other Jolies, this is official.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

where are those photos of jake g being crazy/drunk at an awards ceremony (oscars? g-globes?) they were good
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

bottom right is the best one

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/jake-gyllenhaal-goesnuts.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha yes!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

uma in those pics looks like she smells good.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

is that angelina with the whatever it is up there? she should try to look like fiona apple more often.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

kirsten dunst smells like dank nugs and milk.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

it's a panther!
it's awesome how her hair is kind of caught on her nipple there
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

i always though kirsten dunst smelled like milk and something!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

For Ally, in memory of the Not Greatest Film Ever:

http://movies.about.com/library/graphics/colinfarrellgq.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

it looks like a panther/dog

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

It looks like a stuffed animal!

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

jolie has to be the person who wins the award for most famous & respected with the least amount of good product. she's never been in anything good, she's terrible

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

That painting of A-Jolee is great! I am proud of it.

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

HANLE Y DEUS SPEAKS

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

Jake Gyllenhall smells like Frapuccinos.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha those Oscar pix

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

omg she is sao-awesometown in Gia. especially all the topless scenes and the whole I have to go I have to go Where does everyone have to go when they have to go scene.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

she's the only interesting thing in a lot of really bad movies. she and brittany murphy and her whole chickens.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

I was going to say. Gia is terrible, but Jolie was born for that shit. she was amazing in it.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

What's that one where she is a blonde reporter whose death is prophecized by some street weirdo (who may have been played by Tony Shalhoub)? I vaguely recall that being a Good Movie.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still amused by the fact that she won an Oscar once, but then again so did Dorothy Malone.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

that movie is Life or Something Like It and it is Not Good and OMG Ed Burns HAAAAAAATE!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

except she ends up with christie turlington's husband who smells like deep fried turkey.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

Ed Burns smells like a BAD WRITER WHO INEXPLICABLY GETS COMPARED TO WOODY ALLEN AND GETS CHICKS LIKE CHRISTY TURLINGTON!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

full circle: aniston and cameron diaz were in a bad ed burns movie.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

and scene.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

man, this thread just sucked my entire day.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe I managed to get a few things done between admiring AJ and lusting after Mortensen.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

I would never have guessed this thread was headed for 500 posts when i first took notice.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

I don't even know what this thread about - except for maybe being the ilx equivalent of a conversation one would have in line at a grocery store by the tabloids.
like guessing what celebrities stink like.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

Those Jake Gyyylenhaal Oscar pictures have seriously made my day you guys. Like, nobody else has ever had that much fun at anything ever.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Considering he lost that evening he's a real good sport too.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Considering he lost that evening he's ~~a real good sport too~~ drunk.

(fixed)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

I bet you have!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

it's an honor just to be nominated, drunk

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

ohgod every time i look at those photos i crack up and love jake no matter what even though i'm pretty neutral on him in general

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

William Hurt looks like he's pretty hammered too, 'cept he's being all dignified and smilyy about it.

(I bet he smells like sourdough bread)

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

You know what I like even more than sourdough bread? People who come on threads just to diss on the thread. I also bet Alfred is right about the Hurtster.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha Jake Gylliehole is That Guy.

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

full circle: aniston and cameron diaz were in a bad ed burns movie.

i went and saw that in the cinema, like a fool.

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

how could you know? motherfucking critics kept calling it the new "husbands and wives" or some shit.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

how could you know? it was from the guy who made the brothers mcmullen, which i saw (like a fool)

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

ed burns would be the worst person to go to a bar with. he would talk and talk and talk and whenever it was his turn to buy a round he would disappear to the bathroom or for an important phone call on his blackberry.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

he would talk and talk and talk

in that voice!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

Was Ed Burns one of the ones killed off in the first twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan? I sure hope so.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

SPOILER

he's the only one who survived w/matt damon!

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

that movie would have been a lot better with the same exact final scene as the departed

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

Doesn't Jolie spend a big chunk of Life or SOmething Like It lounging around in a Ramones t-shirt? Hot.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

"Happy Gilmore." It was Happy Gilmore that Viggo said he likes and has watched more than once. In a show of solidarity, I tried to watch it. Fell asleep. Hah!

Following on several earlier trends in this thread.... Did you know that Viggo was rumored to have broken up Gwenyth and Brad? This was around the time of "A Perfect Murder."

He still finds that funny, and one of my very favorite Viggo quotes said something along the lines of "People always ask about those scenes in A Perfect Murder." But I had some pretty hot stuff with Christopher Walken in "The Prophecy," and nobody asks about that."

I adore Viggo.

― Hey Jude (Hey Jude), Friday, 5 January 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

that movie would have been a lot better with the same exact final scene as the departed

And with "Afternoon Delight" playing in the background.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 5 January 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

omg hoosteen has gay momz.

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

Ugh Happy Gilmore!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/jake-gyllenhaal-goesnuts.jpg

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/2206/bonorichiescherjv1.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

Was that directed at me ally?
I'm too in awe of this thread to bash it!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

Eh it wasn't very serious or anything!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

dude PP wtf?!?

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

who is that, PP?

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

I even started thinking about what other celebrities must smell like afterwards!
For example: I'm quite sure Bon Jovi smells of wet cardboard and Madonna must reek of freshly fisted vagina 24/7

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT is that, you mean.

he's the only one who survived w/matt damon!

JESUS Christ, worst ending ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

We kept talking about what celebrities smell like at our happy hour last night actually. Keira Knightley smells of marlboros and the powdered rug cleaner, while Natalie Portman smells of American Spirits and actual rug shampoo.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

portmang smells of matzoh and linament oil, i'm sure

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

Natalie Portman smells like Shins CDs and The Galactic Senate (RIP).

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Womb Raider

http://www.salon.com/ent/video_dog/comedy/2007/03/02/jolie_womb_raider/index.html?source=rss

― onimo, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

I am proud of this stanky thread.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

more which celebrities smell like what cataloguing, plz!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

charlie sheen smells like cigarettes and sperm

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

-- ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, January 4, 2007 5:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

otm. ed burns smells like unearned self-regard.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

dude was a homicide detective and a public schoolteacher, he smells like sticky pleather and pencil shavings

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

that ed burns is fine with me and should probably get a new name so as not be confused with the douchey ed burns.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

oh haha whoops.

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

no it's refreshing that perhaps ed burns of the wire's fame has eclipsed gross ed burns's.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

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