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http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/hd/

This looks vaguely watchable, but I don't know if they can stretch out the human torch and the silver surfer chasing each other for a feature-length picture. Maybe the rest of the movie will be documentary-style eyewitness interviews, all backwardsed-up, and at the end we find out a twist, that they knew each other and planned it from the beginning, just to fuck up his brothers' wedding, for some reason, possibly to do with a heist. Tell the whole thing from the perspective of Ben Grimm, amateur detective, trying to get to the bottom of this, confronting his own doubts and shit, maybe he starts drinking a lot.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

Get this man a camera & a credit card.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/harrypotterandtheorderofthephoenix/hd/

the only word to describe this is gangsta (I do not have sound @ my office)

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

Please to offer your thoughts on FREEDOM WRITERS.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

I quite enjoyed this trailer (I like how it's a scene rather than a montage), but still doubt this'll be much cop. The effects are very computer gamey.

xpost re ff, not hp

― chap (chap), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

GARY OLDMAN!!! cut to EVIL MASKED VILLAIN!!! -> i have to see this movie in the theater.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

if galactus is anything other than fuchsia this movie will make me cry.

Am I the only one who is kind of incensed at the idea of a Silver Surfer/Sue/Reed love triangle?
XXPOST

DUDE THE DEATH EATER MASKS ARE FUCKING SWEET. GARY OLDMAN. DAVID THEWLIS. ALAN RICKMAN BITCHING OUT HARRY POTTER.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.entertainmentearth.com/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CJK59097lg.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

biggest Marvel character to not have appeared in 00s movie yet:

Captain Britain or Iron-Mang?

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha i mean Captain America obv.

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Iron Mang has a movie coming out in 2008. STARRIGN ROBERT DOWNEY JR AS TONY STARK.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

FIGHTIN' TERRORISTS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Are you kidding?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

NO.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

That just leaves Cap A and, er, maybe Dr. Strange.

― chap (chap), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

"today"?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, if anyone was meant to play an arrogant billionaire alcoholic superhero, it was Robert Downey Jr.

Someone was telling me rumors of a Dr. Strange movie (yeah wtf)

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Both in crappy animated Avengers movie(s), Iron Mang has his own crappy animated movie coming out this month.

My guess would probably be Doctor Strange. (which thanks to xposts looks less like an original idea)

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, if anyone was meant to play an arrogant billionaire alcoholic superhero, it was Robert Downey Jr.

Now that you put it that way...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

whatever happened to the Gondry-helmed Green Lantern proposal (no need to answer)?

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Downey Jr. has been preparing for the Iron Man role for last 12 years.

see also Winona Ryder to appear as THE MAGPIE in 2009.

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Watchmen movie rumors abound, most recently with director of 300, Dawn of the Dead remake, etc. at helm. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

v excited about Watchmen having only just read it.

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Cruise wanted to play Tony Stark for a long time, so RDJ doesn't seem like such a bad choice.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

not that i think it'll work but you know what i mean (xpost)

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/weinstein/fasttrack/hd/
Tom Reilly (Zach Braff) is a bit of an underachiever when it comes to his career (or lack thereof), but his adoring wife Sofia (Amanda Peet), a formidable lawyer, has always been happy to act as the breadwinner. With the birth of their first child, Sofia decides she wants to be a stay-at-home mom so Tom needs to step up and take care of his growing family.

Ha!! Reading that you might think this movie sucks! But it is really about Braff getting FUCKED UP by a DUDE IN A WHEELCHAIR for an HOUR AND A HALF. $$$$$$ RING A DING DING

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

so RDJ doesn't seem like such a bad choice

Okay, so I read that too quickly and was imagining the Aphex Twin as Iron Man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

dude if Tom Cruise played MY TONY, I would probably turn into some kind of mass of quivering hatred jelly.
xxpost

in what universe is Zach Braff attractive enough to marry Amanda Peet?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

Pretty much any one? She's scary.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

not that i think it'll work but you know what i mean (xpost)

-- reverto levidensis (n...) (webmail), January 8th, 2007 11:56 AM. (blueski) (later) (link)

It might just be the greatest Alan Moore-related tragedy of all. ;_;

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/breach/hd/

BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH MY GOD

CHRIS COOPER IS: ROBERT HANSSEN
IN: I FUCKIN HATE THIS JOB

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

I am kind of in love with Robert Downy Jr at the moment, so this is totally Good News to me.

I just read a thing about new F4 movie this morning*, I am greatly interested in return of Dr Doom in Full-On Dr Doom Mode - it seemed like the biggest problem with the first F4 movie was that it was so fucking BORING because they were being SCIENTISTS instead of AWESOME BADASSES.

*here is path of internetting which led to it - thing about Pan's Labyrinth mentioned Doug Jones (Pan) -> Doug Jones imdb/wiki read -> Doug Jones plays Silver Surfer -> oh hey new F4 has Silver Surfer!

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Who in the real world would marry Zach Braff, seriously? The Shins' publicist?

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

i wanna see john waters as dr strange

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

incidentally that breach movie was directed by shattered glass dude. i'm psyched fo rit

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Amanda Peet and Zach Braff are both hideous, they are perfect for each other.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

My point exactly.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Amanda Peet is kinda pretty in that heroin addict shitty actress way.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Oh watch a trailer for Number 23 starring Jim Carrey!

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

and directed by joel schumacher!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

She's kind of ok looking in a skanky sort of way, just like Braff is ok looking in a dude-that-works-in-a-bookstore-and-is-all-creepy-at-you-when-you-check-out kind of way, but they're both so vacant in an ugly-dumb way, if that makes sense? They just both look like unpleasant people.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

XXP: No, she's "beautiful" in a horsey, mannish way, which I think is portrayed as a priviliged-class ideal. (Middle-class girls aspire to be blonde and rosy and pretty, apparently.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Whoa now I'm confused

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

You're not alone.

So Doug Jones as the Silver Surfer? All of a sudden I'm interested.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, I haven't looked at any pictures of Amanda Peet lately, I'm probably thinking of older movies. Does she look heroin chic these days?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's the class system that is confusing me.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

AMANDA PEET SMELLS LIKE HOT BEEF

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

so who represents the proletariat ideal of beauty???

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

I just really love the fact that I start a thread called "I refuse to work today" and wind up staring at a movie about my motherfucking job. I hate this place, it is a fucking mental hell nautilus in here, I am completely unable to escape no matter what, I have an interview tomorrow afternoon please dear god make it go extremely well.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/350577300_3abadb6136.jpg this, by the way, is exactly what the badge readers, the door labels, and the room numbers, and the walls and the doors, all look like.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

I wish we had trunks full of guns lying around here.
YO MUTHAFUCKA WE GOT YOU ON SYSLOG SENDIN INSTANT MESSAGES BRRRATATATATATAT BOOM BANG

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

So Office Space meets Brazil, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I feel like, in general, middle-class girls in film are the "girl next door" types who have cheeky cheeks and grins and are generally "pretty". The horsey, lanky, striking, strong-boned thing that misses "pretty" and is maybe a better candidate for "handsome" gets slotted as a more priviliged role...? I have to admit I can't give a raft of examples to back this up, so, y'know, ignore me. Also I come from the midwest where ALL THIS WHITE GIRLS NEXT DOOR actually ARE cheeky and blonde.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE IS THE WHIZZER MOVIE ALREADY

― waterfalls of el-poppage (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6165/foxybrown1yx.jpg
^^^^ proletariat beauty queen

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

I have never seen a movie in which Amanda Peet wasn't either playing a A) white trashy slut trying to make good B) a really bitchy middle class woman with a dumb boyfriend. Though what with being a lawyer in her new film I guess she has moved up. NB I have seen maybe 4 films with Amanda Peet in them.

xpost whoa

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, you're probably right! I find her really shrill and unappealing so I have avoided anything she's in. Not that I was ever very likely to watch Saving Silverman anyway.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't she in that stupid movie with the serial killer at the hotel?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

omg so psyched for breach.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

xpost the shining?

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Identity? It had John Cusack and it was really dumb.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, it had a TWIST.

― chap (chap), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

JON FAVREAU IS DIRECTING THIS?!

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, yeah. He's kind of a nerd for Iron Man tho, so I am not totally without hope.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

OK ppl who have seen Adaptation and peole who have seen the John Cusak serial killer motel movie: is Donald's movie like supposed to be the John Cusak serial killer motel movie??? WTF was that about?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sure it will be a decent movie. But I will not be able to watch it for another 2-3 years most likely. It would be better if it were a completely OTT explosions adventure like Enemy Of The State or something, or some kind of Clancyfied Spy Game shit, but the trailer makes it look like they really tried to give a fuck about the story and the only embellishment is Ryan Phillipe as a bolt-on narrative cheat, which is a good way to make me hate the shit out of it, on top of just generally being nauseated by that milieu anyway.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

huge xpost to slocki.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

i actually think phillipe can be quite good. and if dude can make hayden christensen good he can work with RP!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

OK that is the most questionable thing you've ever said, slocki.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

see one gosford park!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

Does it have explosions?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

many.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

It has lots of fits of pique, which are almost as good. And shooting! Lots of shooting.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Hmnmm then maybe I am interested in it.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Also, Stephen Fry being confused.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

godford park wasn't bad but RP still seemed kinda painfully out of place with the rest of the cast.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

kristen scott thomas roundkicks the shit out of bob balaban... over and over again. amazing film.

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah seriously slocki I just did some equations on a napkin and it turns out if you cast kelly macdonald and stephen fry in the star wars prequels they become completely watchable so I'm thinking your conclusions might not hold up

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

I am pretty sure that is untrue.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

There have been countless films made in the last decade that are basically Donald from Adaptation's movie.

― chap (chap), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Stephen Fry as Emperor Palpatine might be pretty sweet.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Silver Surfer don't have no bits! It's part of his curse! There can be no love triangle!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

I am pretty sure it is the most correct thing I will say all day. Oh, wait, that fuckin' kid. He cancels out Fry completely. Damn it.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

ha chap otm

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

I think Elf was Donald Kaufman's movie

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'm actually pretty sure that the whole lot of you are nuts.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

You've thought that since this place started!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

True but there were only 5 of you then, now there are hundreds.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Obviously you attract weirdos. By the way, got any spare change?

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

No, I need to keep it to go get some coffee.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

And to tip the coffee guy.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I watched bits of Phantom Menace on HBO Latina yesterday, and it was pretty watchable / easy to nap to.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Latina? HBO is female?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Home BOX Office

[/creep]

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

wtf why were you watching that and not the Pats game.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Marky Mark, Super Sniper

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha AWESOME THAT MOVIE IS AWESOME

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

KATE MARA: FUCK OFF

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Oh watch a trailer for Number 23 starring Jim Carrey!
-- stoked for the madness, January 8th, 2007 12:03 PM. (nickalicious) (link)
and directed by joel schumacher!!
-- s1ocki, January 8th, 2007 12:03 PM. (slutsky) (link)
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

-- David R., January 8th, 2007 12:05 PM. (popshots75`) (link)

You guys are on my OTM team

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

LEMME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN

http://www.nightshadebooks.com/discus/messages/233/2304.gif

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 8 January 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Vince Vaughn
Paul Giamatti
Kevin Spacey
Kathy Bates
Ludacris

PUT THEM TOGETHER AND WHAT DO YOU GET, A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/hunterage3.jpg

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/theastronautfarmer/hd/

seriously though why does virginia madsen seem kinda hot? is it because I need more coffee, or less? Or am I drunk? Have I been intoxicated without my knowledge?

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

also I really have nothing else to say about a movie called THE ASTRONAUT FARMER starring BILLY BOB THORNTON as THE ASTRONAUT FARMER, it just sounds like a non sequitur, you can't do anything more with it than that.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://movies.apple.com/trailers/touchstone/wildhogs/images/video_area.jpg
William H. Macy, what are you doing? Oh, right, you were in Mystery Men, too.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Martin Lawrence has the correct expression, there.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, that is a hilarious brian miller photoshop creation, and not a real piece of publicity material for a real motion picture, please, god

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

They are playing Rockapella in the long-awaited Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? movie adaptation.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

"guys who shouldn't wear leather: the movie"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

My real question is about the goggles, obviously.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Wild Hogs."

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

...couldn't drag me to see that pice of crap, am i right?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sorry

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

ZODIAC looks pretty all right

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I re-watched the trailer for Children Of Men to get the Wild Hogs out of my brains

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://movies.apple.com/trailers/paramount/beemovie/images/BeeMovie_main.jpg
GOOD IDEA GUYS

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

ok that is retarded

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

MAYBE HE CAN HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DRINKING FLOWER JIZZ, AND CONFRONT US WITH THE ABSURDITY OF THE HIVE'S RIGID HIERARCHY

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Like his father before him, Perelman Jr. is an attorney. But rather than live in his father’s shadow, Perelman Jr. chooses to work as a teacher in a law school. His life is good, if somewhat dull. Things change for the better when he pursues a beautiful former student, a pilates instructor named Sandra, and they have a son together.

WHY DO PEOPLE WASTE 35MM ON THIS SHIT

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

haha i hope that is a summary of BEE MOVIE

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

okay, having just watching the FF trailer, i'm laughing that Brian Posehn managed to make it into the movie

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000056JQF.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda liked that one

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thesecretlifeofwords/trailer/

Q. Why is the AFLAC mascot on an oil rig out in the middle of nowhere?
A. He represents some stupid indie "not even good enough for a novel in this day and age" storyteller bullshit

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

THe Astronaut Farmer looks like Field of Dreams, only with far more character actors and far less boomer whining.

I will probably see it, b/c i like movies w/ Kennedy-era space technology.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I watched the Wild Hogs trailer to see if it was going to be dark/bleak like Deliverance, and now I need some kinda mental Roto-Rooter.

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Hanna (Sarah Polley) accepts a job on an oil rig caring for Josef (Tim Robbins), a burn victim. As Hanna tends to Josef’s wounds, it soon becomes clear he’s desperate to divulge secrets. Meanwhile, the AFLAC duck (voice of Gilbert Gottfried), a stowaway, runs a-fowl of the rig's uptight Captain McGillicuddy (Kelsey Grammar). This madcap chase across the wackiest oil platform in the west is fun for the whole family!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

this might work Rock H because it will BLOW YORE MIND
http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/renaissance/hd/

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

it is like what if they did AEON FLUX in a BLACK AND WHITE

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

and FRANCAIS

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

in my other work refusal project, reading about TV shows I never plan to watch ever on Wikipedia, I have discovered that sometimes all it takes to lock an article down over there is two complete fucking dork idiot twats arguing about whether or not something that is filmed in Canada but shown in the US is Canadian or American.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, that does look tasty. That washes the travolta right out.

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'm looking forward to family man Stringer Bell.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Renaissance: 30% Sin City, 30% Aeon Flux, 30% V For Vendetta, 10% 1984, no?

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

with 5% scanner darkly

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Stringer's letting himself go.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...

I need to netflix some of these!
In other news, my latest conference call adventure was listening in as my little company got cut out by the much bigger company that serves as the primary on our contract. Luckily for me the bigger company is going to hire all of us on so nobody has to lose their job unless they really want to. Who the fuck knows what kind of salary/vacation/benefits shit I'm going to wind up with, though. OH WELL, BUSINESS AS USUAL.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

that sounds like work

― sunny successor, Thursday, 6 December 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

tombot your country needs you

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/Verisign.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 13:30 (seventeen years ago)

Speaking of which, I had a dream a couple of weeks ago where Tombot was some sort of military commander, kind of like the head of UNIT or something, when the country was attacked by aliens. Clearly a sign that I am a. spending too much time at work on ilx again and b. I am probably watching too much Doctor Who.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

i would like to refuse to work today.

― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

Tracer, give me a fucking break. I was at work until after midnight writing about that stupid crap. Moral of the story: criminals already steal people's shit all the time on the internet and they don't need 200 playstation 3s running bespoke math nerd shit to do it

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

OTOH in between kaminsky "breaking" dns, the outpost24 guys "breaking" tcp, renesys "breaking" bgp and now these guys "breaking" md5 signatures, 2008 was apparently the year we had all the smart motherfuckers wearing white hats (did not change the fact that everybody still runs windows, surfs with IE, and gets owned daily as a result)

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

Guess who's father complained at him when he tried to update his parents computer to actually get all those dumb little hotfix/security patches that get sent out regularly.

Also, same father runs outlook express and just can't stop clicking on anything with a little paperclip and a FW: FW: FW: FW: RE::: FW: attached to it.

― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

surprised the holiday tech support thread didn't get a revive

more surprised that i didn't have to do any!

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

It did get revived, only on noizeboard.

― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

you need to start drinking soon TOMBOT.

I know I am.

― Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

i was on call last nye -- not tonight, bitzhes!!!

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

dudes it is julian date 366!! it is a rare opportunity to publish a document with that number in it and I TOOK IT

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

spending day drinking, watching Twilight Zone marathon & Patrick Troughton episodes, and setting up new computer of used parts since old mobo decided to die upon first boot up upon my return from TN. Wheeee.

― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

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