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I don't know if anyone has read Felipe Fernandez-Armesto, "...professor of global environmental history at Queen Mary, University of London, and a member of Oxford University's modern history faculty..." and the author of such books as 'Millenium', 'Food', and 'Civilizations : Culture, Ambition, and the Transformation of Nature' but he seems to have had a rather bad time of it in Atlanta recently for jaywalking.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I read this in the Independent yesterday and was kinda expecting a 50-reply thread already up by the time I logged on later that afternoon. In short, why is jaywalking illegal?

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

most distressing of all, he had his box of peppermints confiscated.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Poor fellow.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

No, not at all!
"It was a fantastic experience going into that detention centre and spending time with those miserable wretches of the earth."

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

His appalled, high-handed attitude and "where I come from" tics and aristocratic "but people like me can't be criminals" talk do not really attract sympathy, I don't think. The whole thing sounds like what might happen if a policeman tried to ticket Hyacinth from Keeping Up Appearances, who'd probably also wind up getting taken in.

(Besides which, note that his story doesn't make any sense: he was approached by one man, and then, without discussion, was suddenly wrestled to the ground by five? Which suggests that he got PLENTY of time to talk things over -- long enough for four more men to come by.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Reminds me of the Mike Wallace double-parking incident.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

In short, why is jaywalking illegal?

Umm, because having pedestrians cross the street at unexpected spots makes it a thousand times more likely that they'll get hit by cars, cause cars to swerve into accidents and pileups, or otherwise contribute to death, injury, and property damage? Whereas if pedestrians cross the street at designated traffic stops, everyone's on the same page and no one gets surprised? I mean, sure, it's not a law you want to overenforce on pleasant little roads -- but c'mon, it's not like the principle doesn't make perfect sense.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I really like Fernandez-Armesto as a historian/writer but he does sound like a bit of a high-hat here. I am glad he got to do some research on the 'wretches of the Earth' in their natural habitat, however.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

I always assumed that for it to be jaywalking, you had to do a comedy walk, like pretending you are going down some stairs or walking in zig-zags or something like that.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Or moon walking.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody should get a ticket for moonwalking across a street. Nobody.

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

I got a jaywalking ticket in downtown L.A. once while working for a production company. I didn't complain and I listened attentively to the cop's admonishments about how more than a 1,000 people die jaywalking every year down there, then I asked for my ticket, explaining I was actually working 'round the corner and in a hurry. The SFPD would only ticket you for jaywalking if you actually messed up traffic of 'caused a car to have to brake. We know how to jaywalk better than Angelenos, I suspect and I was conmfortable doing it downtown 'cause the sreets' dimensions are smaller than much of L.A.'s and similar to S.F.'s. I didn't interfere with any traffic, whatsoever.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

impeccable antecedent

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Telling the cop that you "didnae ken it wiznae alloood" in a ridiculous Mike Myers-style Scottish accent is the number one way to avoid a jaywalking ticket.

everything (everything), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

What does it say on the ticket? Do you get to see a show?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

I have this image of Atlanta as a not particularly pedestrian-oriented place.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Jaywalking hassles and comic conventions go together...I got yelled at by a cop in San Diego, and my wife and daughter got the same in Atlanta during DragonCon '05. (ha, xpost)

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

I once crossed 3rd Ave in NYC in the middle of a block right in front of an NYC cop. He cleared his throat loudly but that was about it.

Bnad (Bnad), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

I was at a library conference in San Antonio, waiting for the light to change so we could cross a street on a Sunday morning, and this woman (presumably a fellow librarian) busts out in front of us, and almost gets hit by a bicyclist. Unfortunately, dude on bike was bicycle COP and he slapped her with a jaywalking ticket. How embarrassing.

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

I have this image of Atlanta as a fucking festering shithole full of bigoted fuckheads and truckdrivin' white-collar scum

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

also nabisco OTM history professors from foreign countries who come here and falunt the law should be beat the fuck up at every opportunity

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Falunt" sounds so much better than "flaunt."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

The whole thing sounds like what might happen if a policeman tried to ticket Hyacinth from Keeping Up Appearances, who'd probably also wind up getting taken in.

lol

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

it's borat phonics

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

choice quotes:

filthy, foetid paddy wagon

"It was a fantastic experience going into that detention centre and spending time with those miserable wretches of the earth."

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

I think the dude totally deserves sympathy for getting beaten up, no matter how much a jerk he is. If in fact he really got beat up.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Where is the youtube of the interview with the high-faluting professor?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

"Falunt" sounds so much better than "flaunt."

Actually, wouldn't it be flout?

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

flaut (as in "to play the flute")

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Of note:

My roommate (in Atlanta obv.) got a jaywalking ticket. No cars around. The nearest crosswalk was two blocks away. The fine was ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE fucking dollars.

(It was Halloween; we suspect that the police needed to fill their quotas or some shit)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2007/01/10/metwalk0110.html

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Flouter flaunts flirtation with miserable wretches.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Dude got what was coming to him, but seriously, I've never known anyone who's gotten a jaywalking ticket before, and I jaywalk all the time. Not a priority in these parts, I guess.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I have this image of Atlanta as a fucking festering shithole full of bigoted fuckheads and truckdrivin' white-collar scum

I know you're kidding, but jesus christ dude, you must have it backwards when you distinguish between Atlanta vs. the rest of Georgia

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

also nabisco OTM history professors from foreign countries who come here and falunt the law should be beat the fuck up at every opportunity

Gleefully Illiterate BOT OTM that we live in world where "attitude does not attract sympathy" means the same thing as "should be beat the fuck up"

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Well he probably wouldn't have even gotten a ticket if he hadn't started behaving belligerently (admittedly given those glasses he MIGHT actually have missed the obvious clues that he was speaking to cop.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

i mostly hate jaywalking when i'm on my bike & people think i'm not going as fast as i am & waltz out in front of me.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

it's not clear the Independent interviewed anyone in Atlanta

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

ok I'm a little boggled by the fact that the cop was so obsessed with giving this dumbass a jaywalking ticket that he kept after him instead of just saying "fuck it" and letting him go.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

the AJC article might explain that

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

That doesn't boggle me at all. Cops be given people a hard time all time for minor infractions, esp. if they feel like they are being disrespected.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

I'll keep in mind that next time a cop gives me a ticket or some shit I'll just be as belligerent as possible so the cop will eventually say "fuck it" and let me go.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I watched 1 minute of that interview and now I want to beat him up, too.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I guess if some dude just acts kind of rude and disrespectful towards you (which, if you are a cop, a person basically saying "Thanks for the tip" when you tell them not to do something, probably qualifies) you'd get a lot more likely to be agit with them about making sure they get their ticket. xpost, or what Alex said.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=144228

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Cops are pretty unlikely to say "Fuck it" at you if you're being disrespectful or petulant towards them! That is why half of the people who become cops BECOME cops, is to make people respect their authority! C'mon, Tom, you know this. Five dudes beating a guy down is ridiculous, yes, but sitting there acting like you don't know why the cop decided to pursue the jaywalker is purposefully naive at best.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

this all gets that much funnier if you imagine this whole thing to the tune of yakety sax

cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

are people ever ticketed for jaywalking in nyc? i've never seen it happen.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

this all gets that much funnier if you imagine this whole thing to the tune of yakety sax

you could post this sentence on any thread, and it would still be otm.

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a little boggled by the fact that the historian was so obsessed with not getting a jaywalking ticket that he tried to evade arrest instead of just saying "fuck it" and turning himself in.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

this all gets that much funnier if you imagine this whole thing to the tune of yakety sax

This is true of everything, though. (xpost!)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Also: this professor seems like a complete asshole who seems to think that, because he is well-dressed and presumably very well-off and obviously "well-spoken" in the obnoxious "I know big words and will use them constantly" type of way, he shouldn't be ticketed for infractions. I really, really wouldn't be surprised if he's vastly overstating what happened to him, and that the cops aren't really lying (too much, at least) that his scrapes came from him resisting arrest.

xpost alex took the words out of my mouth.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

with our current political and social climate, i am pretty sure yakety sax is the only reason to go on

cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

someone please paste that into a Jon speech bubble in a garfield strip

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

JESS HARVELL FOR PRESIDENT

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Well the one thing that I find kind of hard to believe is that anything he did really posed that much of a physical threat. . . but even British professors have to comprehend that doing anything at that point is going to result in a pretty rough response.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, he obviously didn't really pose that much of a threat, but it seems that you'd have to comprehend that being verbally disrespectful and then resisting arrest because it needs to be "discussed" further is just not really how it is done. Also--where does he come from that getting a ticket or being arrested is something you can just keep discussing all the way to the bank? There seems to be a point where you have to think to yourself, SHUT UP, unless you are very, very drunk.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

If somebody buys me a ticket, I wil fly to England, kicked his legs from under him, wrench him round, pin him to the ground, wrench his arms behind his back, and beat him.

Furthermore, I will do it while wearing a cowboy hat and a "These colors don't run" t-shirt.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, the cops kind of were ridiculous in this case, don't get me wrong.

xpost done

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9551/pabloxg3.jpg

cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

cosine with Ally

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

xpost -- yeah, Ally has covered this all and is spot on

That seems to fit with typical cop behavior, though, doesn't it? As soon as you start to get agitated or guarded with them, or violate their sense of the power dynamic, they move straight toward the process of subduing you. And that just makes you even more scared and agitated, which makes them ramp up the subduing-you process, which ... leads to harmless people getting taken to the ground because they're just a little freaked out. Judging by both sides of the story, I'd guess that that's what happened here: the guy got freaked out and "wait, I have something to say" led to "don't you dare touch me" lead to arrest. (And he's not claiming to have been "beat up," is he? It sounds more like he got scraped and bruised as they were taking him to the ground.)

It would be fucking terrific if police were willing to recognize when people were just getting huffy or scared, and maybe waste two minutes of their time humoring them by talking things over. Even from their perspective, surely it'd be less work to stand back and politely argue with the guy than it is to arrest him, file reports, etc. But they read any sort of agitation or argument on your part as if it just might be the precursor to your pulling a gun on them, which makes you read all their actions as if they're about to pull a gun on you, which ... cycle again.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

and maybe police working a convention area should get that most of the people they're encountering are out of their element

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

have y'all ever watched COPS? Cops try to talk things over all the time on COPS.

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Being out of your element does not excuse being disrespectful--there's no way he was going to get out of the ticket with the attitude he's exhibiting at all, no matter how nice the cop tried to be to him.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I heard a long interview with the cop on the radio today, and he seemed like a really decent young guy--not the stereotypical hardass cops that I typically see in that part of town. He explained things in a lot of detail that made the prof seem like even more of an asshole than his editorial today in the paper. The cop went to court with the prof and told the judge to drop everything so that everyone could just move on, that the guy shouldn't have to come all the way back to appear, etc. He seemed totally reasonable, it sounds like the cop tried to reason with the guy repeatedly. T

When he filed his report, the cop also had one of the prof's peers as a witness who backed up the cop. The more I read about the prof, the more he seems like an asshat. Shockah.

FYI, the reason that the hotels hire off duty cops in this area to make people use crosswalks is because last year a jaywalking conventioneer got hit by a bus and killed.

don weiner (don weiner), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

In my experience, police really don't like being asked to prove they're police.

daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

The big problem with the role of the modern American police officer is that any hint of conflict escalation needs to be shut down out of simple self-preservation. Cops don't have a magic sixth sense that lets them know when harmles-looking people are armed or not, so in order to perform their job as safely as possible, they have to act like EVERYONE is armed. I would think someone as "smart" as this professor would be able to reason this out for themselves and behave in a manner that wouldn't get them muscled to the ground and have their candy confiscated.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

ie liability insurance, xpost

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Yeah, COPS cops will talk forever, but they tend to do it after they've got already taken the situation apart, right? I mean, if they're like "turn around and take your hand out of your pocket" and you're like "hey wait, lemme explain something" ... it's not really talking time yet.

Haha I flipped past one the other day with an embarrassed-looking man and an embarrassed-looking cop standing together in front of a truck --

Embarrassed-looking man: "I honestly did not realize she was a man."
Embarrassed-looking cop: "You're telling me you didn't know she was a man, and I can understand that."
Embarrassed-looking man: "It was dark in the bar."
Embarrassed-looking cop: "That's ... I can understand the misapprehension."

xpost

Yeah, Dan OTM -- I wish police didn't feel the need to escalate confrontation with anything apart from "yes sir / no ma'am," but in terms of personal risk I can't entirely blame them.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

I like "gun cops" in the britishes headline

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Why did I watch that video? I CANNOT LET GO OF THE HATE

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah "gun cops" is pretty funny.

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

the cop was wearing something on his jacket that said police, and he said on the radio that when he asked the prof for an ID, the prof refused to answer him and instead demanded to see the cop's "driver's license." The cop (allegedly) kept asking him for ID and the guy started to get belligerent and finally the cop told him that he was going to have to take him into custody if he wasn't going to provide an ID because he couldn't issue a citation without an ID. At no time did the prof ever say that his passport was up in his room. The cop kept claiming on the radio that he never lost his patience, composure, or temper. He also said that the only reason there was a struggle was because the guy kept trying to get away and kept refusing to allow to be cuffed.

I might also add that I spent A LOT of time in this part of town when I was going to grad school and there are a lot of sketchy people, so I kind of think that cops down there deal with a lot of bullshit.

don weiner (don weiner), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

That is basically what I am assuming happened, to be honest.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

If that's the case then we can deduce that this asshat hasn't been beaten properly.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Here's what the asshat opined in the paper this morning, and the cop on the radio denied all the nasty details (and said that he was backed up by on-the-record witnesses in his report.)

History prof: 'Atlanta police are barbaric' | ajc.com

I mean, you read this op-ed and pretty much everything makes sense.

don weiner (don weiner), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

There is no better way to get your face mashed into a sidewalk than going all "get your hands off me, you damned dirty apes" on police. Once they say "I'm going to have to arrest you," you're getting arrested.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Cloistered academics who can barely scratch their butt much less function in the real world, Dud or Punchably Dud?

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

the op-ed isn't as bad as his quotes, I don't think

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

except for the part where he lectures us rubes like the enlightened douchebag that he is.

don weiner (don weiner), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

It sounds like Prof shared his bountiful supply of asshole with the wrong cops.

Punchable? Absolutely. That said, "a decent, half-civilized country" = one in which you can mouth off to cops without getting thugged upon.

And a "fascist shithole" is a country in which cops kick the legs from under feeble old men because they don't like their attitude.

Now, maybe that's unfair to the good 'ol U.S. of A. Maybe this is about certain specific shitheads that should have their badges stripped and be forever barred from any kind of gun-holding work.

It's one or the other. 'Cuz tolerating this from cops is part of the slippery slope to stuff that's much harder to laff off, no matter how "punchable" the target.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

I've been thinking the same thing. Is it mostly the Americans on here who think cops "need" to be violent and that the guy deserves a beating?

everything (everything), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

the cops denied they kicked his legs out from under him.

don weiner (don weiner), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Adam, the point is that by most eye-witness accounts that have come forward and by the cop's own account and even by the original much-milder account from the learned man himself, he is exagerrating his beat-down and the details of his op-ed basically directly contradict other details that have been put forth.

XPOST no one said the cops "need" to be violent, in fact pretty much everyone has been saying that in saying the story isn't as bad as it might sound, it doesn't necessarily mean the cops didn't overreact (though they and some eye-witnesses apparently deny details like don has been pointing out)

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

But keep on keepin' on, it's not an ILX thread without some jackoff showing up to misread everyone and insult an entire country.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Jaywalking in New York is practically mandatory. If people didn't jaywalk the sidewalks would get backed up for blocks.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Is it mostly the Americans on here who think cops "need" to be violent and that the guy deserves a beating?

Who thinks that? That's terrible.

'Cuz tolerating this from cops is part of the slippery slope to stuff that's much harder to laff off, no matter how "punchable" the target.

I'm going to call for a beating on the grounds of your ridiculous invocation of the "slippery slope" argument.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

BTW I love that whole genre of cop words like "misapprehension". I guess it comes from years of filling out forms cadged from statutes that were passed like 80 years ago. I honestly just want to give them a big noogie when I hear them say that stuff.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I cannot recommend 'Millenium' highly enough, though. Great book.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Don & Allyzay:

Good point. I'm accepting Prof's version of events for no real reason. And while I do have a great deal of suspicion for the "official version" of any story in which cops may have beaten or killed someone, I don't have much faith in the other side, either. Without knowing more, I mean.

If most witness accounts say the cops didn't knock him down and rough him up, or that he instigated the violence, then I've got no issue with the cops' behavior.

P.S. It's my own dang country. I'm allowed to insult it. As an American, you start to wonder, after a while, why the police have to attack, injure or kill so many unarmed people, and why it always seems to turn out that they were "acting appropriately" in doing so...

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Fleichetwhatever:

What's wrong with the slippery slope? I like the slippery slope. It sounds so dirty.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Because in American there are more guns than people.*

*may not actually be true

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Every time Beales uses the slippery slope argument, a cloistered academic gets put in a towsack with a kitten and a cinderblock and thrown into a river. Way to go, Adam.

XPOST BEALES IS PAUL EDWARD WAGEMANN AND I CLAIM MY FIVE BUCKS.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

"Because in American there are more guns than people.

So, since we're all allowed to own guns, cops should be free to shoot unarmed people? Just to be on the safe side?

I mean, I understand why American cops might be nervous, but I think we've created a culture of police entitlement in which violent misbehavior is simply tolerated, unless a LOT of witnesses step forward to complain. And sometimes even that doesn't seem to matter.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

And, yes, I'm PEW. You got me, and you owe me $2.50.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

*thread has reached the tipping point*

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

BTW I love that whole genre of cop words like "misapprehension".

This is used to great effect in Idiocracy with the cops calling everyone "particular individual" and speaking in a string of Law-And-Order-isms.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

From the AJC link Don posted:

"I mistook the normal attitude of an Atlanta police officer for arrogance, aggression and menace. He, I suppose, mistook the normal demeanor of an aging and old-fashioned European intellectual for prevarication or provocation."

This is telling.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Especially if you replace "mistook for" with "recognized as" on both ends of the argument.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

The thing that creeps me out about cop-words is how they creep into common use in communities that have lots of contact with the police. It makes me a little sad how much space terms like "female" and "vehicle" are beginning to take up in standard black English, especially since they're often being used as an aspiration to proper/official speech: it says something bad that the main contact someone's getting with proper/official speech is through law enforcement.

Adam, you're swalling the prof's version of events hook, line, and sinker, right down to parroting his language and describing him as a "feeble old man." (He keeps playing that up, as if he's a nonagenarian invalid.) And I think you're kinda wrong about any "slippery slope" here. The rights police are asserting here is not really that slippery: that once they say "show me your ID or face arrest," you show the ID, or that once they say "you are under arrest," then you either get in the car or they force you into the car. There's no slope -- all they're claiming is the authority to forcibly arrest people.

Which can be damned inconvenient if you don't want to be arrested, but that's the system we've come up with: the police have a general right to arrest anyone who doesn't cooperate with them. The part that keeps that from being a "police state" is that you're then treated to a judicial review of the matter, where you can talk things over at great length. And note that in this case, the judicial review worked the way it should have: there was no compelling reason to do anything with the guy except say "okay, go home."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

I read that as "space terms"

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

The law against jaywalking might make sense if drivers regularly followed traffic rules. Generally I jaywalk so much, and cross in odd places, because it gives me much more chance of making it across the street. I would guess more people get hit around here when crossing at crosswalks, with the light in their favor, than get hit jaywalking or crossing in the middle of the block.

R_S (RSLaRue), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Nabisco, while I generally agree with you, different peoples' expactations with regard to law enforcement vary widely from country to country or from even region to region and while you may call Fernandez-Armesto naive, I'm not sure why a cop would resort to violence with a 56 year old man with a foreign accent over a jaywalking offense when there were no cars about except to 'show his authoritah'. It's like the petulant tyranny of a parent with an unruly kid - you end up as stupid and dislikable as the wee tot and it's not even particualrly effective.

I do sympathize with the stupid bullshit cops get on a regular basis and I am always extremely co-operative with the police not only out of sympathy but out of an acute sense of self-preservation but I'm curious as to why so many people here seem to be sympathizing with a cop who resorted to violence rather than an esteemed professor and writer with a strange accent? Is it some class thing? Is is resentment over a foreigner not knowing how to behave here? Is it his tone or the substance of what he says? I sense a lot of prejudice on both sides, though that may very well be a prejudice of my own.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

but I'm curious as to why so many people here seem to be sympathizing with a cop who resorted to violence rather than an esteemed professor and writer with a strange accent? Is it some class thing? Is is resentment over a foreigner not knowing how to behave here? Is it his tone or the substance of what he says? I sense a lot of prejudice on both sides, though that may very well be a prejudice of my own.

M. White, if I may jump in here, it's not really a class thing it's more of an American thing. This is how cops act in America. If a cop asks you to do something, you do it. I think most Americans feel this way. It has nothing to do with resentment or anything like that.

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

M, if a police officer says "I'm arresting you" and the person tries to avoid arrest, I wouldn't necessarily describe it as "resorting to violence" if the officer forces the person to the ground. That's a standard police procedure, and one that -- as an abstract rule -- I'm not sure many people here would quibble with. (We certainly wouldn't criticize it if the person did turn out to be dangerous.) I think everyone here has agreed that in this particular situation there would have been better ways to handle everything, but I am hesitant to criticize the cop for executing what seems like a by-the-book arrest.

If there's resentment toward the prof, I'd guess it stems from the fact that most of us acknowledge certain necessary powers of the police, and all of us realize that -- no matter how much it sucks -- if a cop is going to arrest you, you have to let him/her arrest you peaceably, and so it's hard to dig up sympathy for someone who believes it's such an incredible atrocity that someone would ticket or try to arrest him. I would be far more sympathetic to him if the foreground of his story were "I'm sorry but I didn't recognize him as a police officer; I was scared and thought maybe he was going to rob or kidnap me; etc."

xpost -- We might be more used to it, being American, but the concept that cops can tell you to do stuff is pretty freaking widespread! I mean, WTF, if an English policeman pulls you over and asks for your ID, and you don't feel like giving it to him, he doesn't just say "my, how dreadfully disagreeable" and move along, does he?

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

Or "well, we would have arrested the suspect, but he was standing up, and refused to put the handcuffs on, so we were at a loss, frankly."

(P.S. there's one possible resentment that is class-related: his apparent belief that because he doesn't look or act "like a criminal," he deserves extra consideration and deference from police, some benefit of the doubt that the "desperate dregs" in the wagon did not.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

(Beyond which I just don't believe his ass, about anything, including how this cop came up to him and two seconds later four more guys materialized to take him down. It's true, it's fairly implausible that this cop walked over thinking "I am going to arrest this middle-aged man for jaywalking" -- I'm pretty convinced that between one man and five men, our professor acted in some way uncooperative or antagonistic enough to explain what happened. Like I said, that doesn't mean every uncooperative person "deserves" to get taken down, just that the police weren't necessarily impatient or running roughshod over him.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

I certainly behave myself with cops anywhere but some police forces are less interested in achieving quotas and more interested in actual success at policing.

Having read many of his books, I'm finding it hard to believe F-A was acting as if he were above the law. I tend to buy his 'I didn't recognize him as a cop - America's full of dangerous stange people - show me YOUR ID' tale of paranoia. Also, if you've ever felt that you were falsely arrested and that most of the thuggish people in the wagon around you were not, you too might descend to such expressions as 'desperate dregs' - especially if you were an Oxford don. In nay case, I can tell you this, it's not making Atlanta look any more appealing to me.

Also, I think there's a side to the 'that's how America is' argument that would be unacceptable if we were talking about shunting natives to reservations or lynching southern blacks or frankly getting mugged by the Mexican police or beaten by CRS in Paris.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

Comparing "I got arrested and immediately released" to lyching = not attracting my sympathy either.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

I agree with Nabisco across the board here.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

And it's not just how America is, it's how policing works. Seriously, M, how far do you think you'd get, trying to lay out a fair system of police prodecure where we chase and arrest criminals who run from cops but leave alone innocent professors who try to get away from them? (Fair = doesn't include distinctions like "well he's middle-class and wearing a suit.") Innocent people get arrested every day -- as suspects in crimes, as witnesses in crimes, out of misunderstandings. We all agree that we have to just cooperate with it and trust in the legal process, because no one has suggested any better system for doing things. It's really unfortunate that this happened to the guy, and it sucks that things escalated from a dumb pedestrian infraction to his getting tackled and losing several hours in custody, but I don't see that anyone involved did anything hugely blameworthy.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I think there's a side to the 'that's how America is' argument that would be unacceptable if we were talking about shunting natives to reservations or lynching southern blacks or frankly getting mugged by the Mexican police or beaten by CRS in Paris.

Woah, dude. Two hugely hugely different things, okay?

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

Also, this is crucial

We all agree that we have to just cooperate with it and trust in the legal process, because no one has suggested any better system for doing things

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still boggling at "frankly getting mugged by the Mexican police".

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

Having read many of his books, I'm finding it hard to believe F-A was acting as if he were above the law.

The first part of this has NOTHING to do with how he acts or may act in a situation with the police, by the way.

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

I agree with you in a general sense, Nabisco, but I think there really is a [insert cooler word for "slipperly slope" here] at work in America, in terms of what we expect of / allow from police officers in terms of violent response to nonviolent situations. And we've been sliding down that non-slippery-slope-word for a long, long time. It's gotten to where we think it's perfectly normal for police officers to respond to any challenge to their authority with hostility, threats or even violence. We think this is natural, and can't conceive of things being any other way.

Now, I don't know what really happened here. But I think that there are lots of ways to deal with noncooperative people other than roughing them up.

Tangenially-related anecdote that proves nothing but functions in leiu of real proof:

I watched a video of an arrest in Africa (can't remember what country) a while ago, on some "COPS"-type TV show. A crazy man was running amok through a village with a machete. Not hurting anyone, but threatening to, and refusing to drop the weapon when confronted by police.

The cops, without body armor but armed with pistols, chased this guy for hours, dodging machete swings. They never fired a shot. They tried to throw nets over him, threw water at him, attempted to disarm him over and over. Eventually they got him down and took the machete away. Then trucked him off, still struggling, without ever hitting him once or using a choke hold.

Interviewed afterwards, the cops basically said, "Sure, we could have shot him, but we knew that he was crazy and that his actions weren't really his fault. We took personal risks rather than killing him because that's the nature of the job."

And I thought, this would NEVER happen in my country. No way, no how. No matter where you are, you fail to drop a machete when a cop says so, they're probably gonna kill you. You swing at a cop with a machete, they're almost certainly gonna kill you, and if not, you're gonna have at least a few broken ribs to show for your troubles.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

Comparing "I got arrested and immediately released" to lyching = not attracting my sympathy either.

Bad policy is bad policy. I know you don't like the slippery slope but once you start excusing the cops for acting like thugs, they'll keep pushing it, and beating up people who ask to see your badge before they submit IS thuggish and paternalistic. Have you ever been in a town where the cips are afraid, politically, of the people? They're sure as hell a lot more circumspect in their dealings with the citizenry. My real point there was about how insular America believes that everyone should be perfectly savvy about how shit works in America even though half of us couldn't find a given country on the map. Are you really saying that the cop couldn't have recognized that the prof was a foregner and cut him a second of slack? That he couldn't have been trained to defuse the situation? Quit arguing for lowered standards and fight for higher ones, sheesh. DHS is already keeping professors and students out of the country, which will make us more parochial and more insular. We're already looking and behaving less like an admirable country as it is and I am perfectly willing to exercise my rights as a patriotic American and say 'fuck that.'

I'm sorry if I come from a city where I'm more scared of the cops beating me up for my fajitas than arresting me for jaywalking or smoking weed in the street.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still boggling at "frankly getting mugged by the Mexican police".

Friend of mine, albeit in the 80's.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

We all agree that we have to just cooperate with it and trust in the legal process, because no one has suggested any better system for doing things

My only complaint is with the verb 'trust'. If you wish to have faith, that's fine, but you also need sunshine laws, some amount of community police oversight, a commitmment to an independent judiciary (which F-A lauds btw), a civilized incarceration system, and a sensibility that avoids the paternalistic tendency to criminalize every petty little thing.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

"Quit arguing for lowered standards and fight for higher ones...

This is exactly how I feel, re: police violence. The circumstances under which any violent response by a police officer is acceptable should be VERY, VERY stringently defined and enforced.

Since they're allowed to carry guns and control the behavior of ordinary citizens, and since their word carries more weight in court than that of ordinary citizens, they should be held to the highest standard possible.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

since their word carries more weight in court than that of ordinary citizens

it does?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

xposts

Adam, you're conflating totally different things. I can acknowledge the police's authority to arrest people and still have grave concerns about the circumstances in which they'll fire their weapons. Those are two totally different acts, with very different consequences, and there needn't be any slope connecting them.

And M, you're totally begging the question here, and you've completely evaded my query about what procedure you'd recomment. How are the police "acting like thugs" here -- by arresting a person who fails to present ID in order to be ticketed? What "higher standard" would you write into procedure? And what constitutes the "violence" here -- the fact that, when a man tried to avoid arrest, they brought him to the ground without significant injury? What "higher standard" would you write into that one?

Would you criticize this sequence of events if it had happened to a drunk driver? Policeman stops drunk driver, asks for identification. Drunk driver refuses to provide it. Policeman says "I'm going to have to arrest you, then." Drunk driver tries to argue and avoid arrest. Policeman safely brings drunk driver to ground and takes him to station.

That's a precise procedural equivalent to what happened to this guy; it sounds entirely by-the-book to me, and every one of the procedures in that book seems like a sensible high standard to me already.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

From CNN:

"Other officers helped him handcuff the historian. According to Leonpacher's report, the professor said: "Well now I believe that you are the police."

Let's be very clear, I will never advocate resisting arrest or even being personally vindictive to law enforcement, but a free society, and better, a civilized society should keep an eye on these things. F-A's biggest mistake, imo, was to say 'everyone else was doing' as opposed to asking. There are crosswalks in Britain and he should know better to jaywalk anywhere unless he's sure of himself. In the account I made upthread about getting busted for jaywalking in L.A., the cop said something very interesting to me. I said, "I looked up the hill and there was no-one coming (it was a one way street) so I didn't impede the flow of traffic and I looked to my left and there was no-one in the right turn lane (one can, as Woody Allen pointed out, make right turns on red light in CA) so I don't see what I did?

He replied, "Ah, but you didn't see me so you WEREN'T really totally aware of your surroundings." He had been about 100 feet back in the righ turn lane. "I can't let these people see you getting away with this."

I'd already told him that one could jaywalk with impunity in San Francisco and that I didn't realize it was so harshly penalized so I merely said, "Well, now I know, officer. I hate to rush you but they're calling for me on the production I'm working on around the corner." My radio was indeed crackling with a call for 'locations'. He wrote it out and wished me a good day. It was about $55.00, 'cause he only gave cited me for crossing against the 'don't walk' sign.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

You do see that the way you handled the situation was totally, completely different from the way the professor did, right?

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and I forgot, the one thing I will totally criticize about the police behavior here is that -- as I understand it -- they are uniformly required to show badges and IDs if you ask them to. (Especially given the number of people who dress up like police to attack women.) If he peacefully asked the guy to demonstrate that he was a policeman, the guy should have done it.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

(I am still completely agreeing with Nabisco here.)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

I suspect, nabisco, that it depends on how we narrate this story to ourselves. We don't really know what happened. It sounds to me as though the cops were unnecessarily rough, to at least a small extent. It sounds to you as though they were simply doing what was necessary. Neither interpretation seems unreasonable to me.

Since we're both reading the same material, maybe the difference lies in the experience we've had with cops, or what we imagine cops are like? I dunno.

Anyway, I do think that it's reasonable to talk about police violence in an aggregate sense. Non-lethal and lethal violence may just be different faces of the same coin.

Still, I admit I overreacted in my initial responses. Based on what I know (vs. what I imagine), there's no reason to call for the firing/prosecution of the cops involved. I was outta line in that.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

I'm curious as to why so many people here seem to be sympathizing with a cop who resorted to violence rather than an esteemed professor and writer with a strange accent? Is it some class thing? Is is resentment over a foreigner not knowing how to behave here? Is it his tone or the substance of what he says? I sense a lot of prejudice on both sides, though that may very well be a prejudice of my own.

My prejudice is entirely against intellectuals with no realworld skills, a type I had to deal with fairly often when I worked for the U. of Miss. They were a trial, a chore and a pain. If they'd look up from their research just a little bit and figure out how the world works off-campus, they'd be able to avoid situations like F-A found himself in. On the other hand, maybe distaste for the "real world" is what pushed them into academe to begin with. I know my issues may be unfair to them, and it's more my problem than theirs, but this case really rubbed against that prejudice.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

I hate to keep bringing out old stories from when I worked with cops a lot when I worked in film production but here's a kind of example of a higher standard:

Though they weren't really supposed to help with lock-ups (i.e. stopping pedestrian and vehicular traffic for a shot) the cops on one shoot, when begged ''cause the light was going down and since they would be with us even after nightfall 'til the bitter end, acquiesced. One young and stern officer was at an intersection 90 degrees from mine. I was covering his side walk and watching for any looie-loos who might come out from the storefronts for what would be a 30 second take at most. A car came up and the driver was rubbernecking at the set and the crew and the lights and didn't see the cop until the last moment. The cop was at the crosswalk itself and he started screaming at the guy less in a 'don't hit people in the crosswalk, asshole' way than in a 'obey the command of an officer in uniform way' freaking the driver out. However, his voice had been loud enough that they had to shoot the scene over. One of the 2nd AD's complained to me and I told him to go fuck himslef, we weren't supposed to be using cops for that anyway; it's illegal. The Sergeant, well experienced in augmenting his salary with movie detail overtime, heard this and he came over to talk to the cop, making the following points:

1) The production co. doesn't have the right to stop anyone. They can only ask for your co-operation.
2.) You get more flies with honey than vinegar. Most people will be glad to help if you ask them respectfully and smile.
3.) The reason the car got so close was 'cause you were rubbernecking too. You should have been stopping them 20 feet up the hill.
4.) We all want to get home as soon as possible, right? Don't forget to smile.

So his advice was to be respectful and be polite and it was partly professional (Don't stare. You're at work) and partly tactical (stand up the hill and not right at the intersection).

That same Sergeant once told me that what was mind-boggling to him as a cop, in uniform, with a gun on his hip, was that people would mouth off to him, a man who could use the very wide power of disobeying a police officer, without compunction, but the second he pulled out his citation pad and pen, when money came into play, they became remarkably more co-operative.

Nabisco, upon reflection, I don't know how relevant that is, but policing seems to me as much an art as a science and Leonpacher just seems like a mediocre cop to me. If a civilain says, show me your badge or your ID, show him your badge, if only to make sure that if anything goes down, HE's the asshole.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

My prejudice is entirely against intellectuals with no realworld skills, a type I had to deal with fairly often when I worked for the U. of Miss

I submit that we need both people with real world skills and intellectuals. I'd rather work with the former and dine with the later, as a rule, though. The thing is that the police have to police EVERYBODY; shy people, crazy people, outgoing people, happy people, sociopaths, manipulative people, mythomaniacs, moralistic browbeaters, racists, people fucked-up on drugs, college professors, homeless people, clerks, beauticians, etc...

You do see that the way you handled the situation was totally, completely different from the way the professor did, right?

Notice my preface - F-A's biggest mistake, imo

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

M. White's posts are very well-dressed. Pleasantly scented. The socks are a nice touch...

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

A mediocre cop is fine by me -- I just don't want to call him a violent thug! Your story's good at illuminating interpersonal tactics, and god knows a better interpersonal approach could have simplified this whole Atlanta deal. The bits I'm arguing endlessly for are just two procedural abstracts: if a person won't show ID to be ticketed, you can arrest him (a necessary rule for traffic violations), and if a person won't allow himself to be arrested, you can subdue and cuff him (a necessary rule for, like, anything!).

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

I submit that we need both people with real world skills and intellectuals. I'd rather work with the former and dine with the later, as a rule, though.

No argument here. I struggle with my predispositions. I also have a friend who is an Oxford don AND has real world skills, so my sympathy for the dude in Atlanta is lessened.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

NABISCO, WHY YOU SO COPIST

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

In an abstract sense, you're right, Nabisco. But in a practical sense, what does this actually allow/excuse?

Even if some action was warranted, was injurious force warranted? The professor wasn't seriously injured, of course, but he was roughed up (according to his own version of the events, anyway).

I don't think all rules of behavior can be quantified and set in stone. Rather, we should expect police officers to display a modicum of judgement, tact and sensitivity. When it comes to the application of force, poor judgement should not be accepted, even if the actions in question are technically within bounds.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

I love arguing pointlessly. You people are beautiful. Good night, and good luck in every debased ambition you weekend holds.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

Break a leg. No, I mean it.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

>> F-A's biggest mistake, imo, was to say 'everyone else was doing' as opposed to asking. There are crosswalks in Britain and he should know better to jaywalk anywhere unless he's sure of himself.

We do have crosswalks in Britain but you're under no obligation to obey them. We don't have jaywalking laws, you can cross wherever and whenever you want.

That said, I was aware of the jaywalking laws when I went to the US, and really a professor who has presumably travelled abroad before should be aware of them as well.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

also they are not called "crosswalks" they are called "zebra crossings"!!

in the UK if they really don't want you to walk across somewhere, they'll put up railings to discourage it -- and plenty of people (ie me) will walk round the railings and walk through the traffic

(i think it is actually really illegal on motorways)

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah pedestrians aren't allowed on motorways full stop.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

haha on some reality cop thing on telly last night, at the moment i turned over, the cop was patiently but crossly saying to a young and very banjaxed man: "you were walking along a MOTORWAY dressed as a WIZARD -- so yes, i consider you a danger to yourself"

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

My new role model.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 13 January 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

ts: jaywalking vs. jivetalking

timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 13 January 2007 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think all rules of behavior can be quantified and set in stone.

Haha, I'm starting to think maybe you guys are the ones who trust cops more than me: I prefer for as many of their tactics and procedures as possible to be set in stone! There's a long history of bad things happening when people with guns and authority just get told to use their own judgment.

As for whether force was necessary, eh, we could go round and round on this, but if you say "you are under arrest" and someone keeps saying "no I'm not" -- what's the other option here? I mean, I think we all agree that it'd have been nice if they'd spent a couple minutes saying "hey, don't worry, here's my badge, I'm just gonna write you a ticket" before arrest even came into the picture. But I'm not gonna criticize them too much for, like, properly arresting someone. (And c'mon, if pressing someone to the ground is "injurious force," then every uncooperative arrestee in history has been exposed to injurious force.)

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

It strikes me that there's something quite classist in all these protestations, as though d00d should have been exempt from arrest or ticketing because he was wearing a suit and has a degree, but frankly, I'd rather live in a world where both the besuited (and seemingly rich & educated) are subject to the same police harrassment as the no-suits.

That being said, it's very troubling that the police officer refused to provide ID, and it's that detail (if true) that prevents me from writing off the prof as a total jackoff.

max (maxreax), Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

This is all reminding me of an Aus comedy skit taking the piss out of British cops, by having them say things like "attention geezer, you are surrounded - do you want a coffee".

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

Er by which I mean, if "The Bill" is anything to go on, I get the impression UK bobbies are rather more circumspect about how they go about admonishing and then arresting people, hence this cultural divide.

Aus cops are, I think, more like US ones - they'll shoot you if you do something stupid to be honest (like wave a sword about, or be aboriginal. Um.)

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

OK that last post is so badly worded.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

lol, "Unhand me you brutish American!"

http://ase.tufts.edu/faculty-guide/images/photos/fFernandez-Armesto.jpg

bobby bedelia (van dover), Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god. He looks like a complete twat.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:40 (nineteen years ago)

"attention geezer, you are surrounded - do you want a coffee".

awesome!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 January 2007 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

Too many posts here about cop behaviour, not enough complaining about crazy and pointless jaywalking laws.

ledge (ledge), Saturday, 13 January 2007 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

I hear that - where I live people just randomly walk all over roads - even in the CBD - and get in cars ways all the time. I don't know if I've ever heard of cops nabbing them for it. I mean like Nabisco says I can totally understand why it exists, and I am forever amazed seeing people just wander out into streets RIGHT IN FRONT OF MOVING CARS with no care, around here. Our drivers seem adjusted to it tho and just slow and let 'em pass.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 January 2007 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

That's even crazier! It's hardly pandemic over here, most people use the crossings - but people who do jaywalk are at least sensible enough to do it when there's a gap in the traffic.

ledge (ledge), Saturday, 13 January 2007 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

The issue of "force" being used here is completely trivial. F-A was "forced" into custody because he refused to go peacefully, even after when asked multiple times. He kept refusing to present an ID, he refused to follow the policeman's instructions about not jaywalking. The arresting officer had his cuffs out but didn't even try to put them on F-A utnil the other officers arrived. There's no evidence that F-A was "pressed to the ground", unless your inclination is to take F-A's editorial as truth. DUDE KEPT TRYING TO GET AWAY and he fell down when cops grabbed his hands to cuff him. The arresting officer had a long conversation with F-A before anything even happened, there were cops on both corners working this area, this whole presumption that the prof was naive about whether or not the cop was real or not doesn't pass the laugh test.

The only part about the cop I think might have been iffy was that he said he never pulled out his badge because F-A kept asking him for his driver's license...cop was wearing other police-identified gear and there were other policemen in the visible area so he had no idea why F-A was being so difficult. There were hundreds of people in the immediate vicinity of the incident and everyone was following the rent-a-cops to keep order at the crosswalks. F-A pretended like he didn't have to follow the rules and when a cop called him out on it, he played the dumb foreigner card as a defense.

don weiner (don weiner), Saturday, 13 January 2007 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

Dude was just tryin' to cross the street

ledge (ledge), Saturday, 13 January 2007 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

I got arrested for peeing on a tree once. The cops shouted at me but it was 4am, they were behind me, and they didn't say they were cops, so I ignored them. Which REALLY pissed them off.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 13 January 2007 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

Too many posts here about cop behaviour, not enough complaining about crazy and pointless jaywalking laws.

Well, I tried that, and got hit by ten tons of Nabisco-logic. It's a shame when he disagrees with you on something, because you've gotta be world debating champion or whatever to win your side of the argument.

Dude has now himself written a lengthy spiel about the American system in the Independent (well, where else?) today. I had a brief read, but I think it'd be better served up here. As soon as it turns up on the site, I'll link it, and the Yanks can redouble their mirth.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 13 January 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

FYI, the reason that the hotels hire off duty cops in this area to make people use crosswalks is because last year a jaywalking conventioneer got hit by a bus and killed.

In America they have jaywalking conventions?

Alba (Alba), Saturday, 13 January 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Your search - "zebra crossing conference" - did not match any documents

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 13 January 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

RIGHT, here it is, straight from the jay's mouth: http://comment.independent.co.uk/commentators/article2149733.ece

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Too many posts here about cop behaviour, not enough complaining about crazy and pointless jaywalking laws.

-- ledge (tomdotledge...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:08 PM. (ledge) (link)

There was a big problem with pedestrians getting hit in Atlanta for many years

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Louis don posted that article yesterday, it was in the AJC

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)


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