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let's get this one rolling now.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 15 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

tho i just realized i have nothing to say about them

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 15 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

YET

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 15 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

"M4rk S1utsky Reviews the GG2G7"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

that's the spirit

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 15 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Go Toni Collette! Ra-ra-ra!

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Monday, 15 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

i cant believe i am without internet at home right now

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 15 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

nominations

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

wtf, did I watch ZERO movies last year?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 15 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series - Musical Or Comedy
Alec Baldwin – 30 Rock (NBC)

HOORAY, WELL NOMINATED!!!!

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Monday, 15 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously I'm dangerously close to like Television Without Pity Jim and Pam desktop background with 10 different photoshop filters and a Coldplay lyric on it obsession with the Office but Alec Baldwin deserves to win that so bad.

― A B C (sparklecock), Monday, 15 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

I would've liked for Tracy Morgan to be nominated as well, but you take what you can get.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Monday, 15 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

i just hope piven wins best supporting actor tv

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

Four minutes in, and already tears!

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

This seems kinda haphazard

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah. But I did like JT's short joke. That clever monkey.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

Musical television series?

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

Has anyone see that Elizabeth movie? I just put the first part on my Netflix queue.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

was that tina fey presenting with david spade (i had teh sound off)?

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

yeah. Don't worry, she wasn't being funny.

Hugh Laurie, OTOH, was great.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

yes, i was glad he won b/c i knew his speech would be funny

tina fey looked awesome! (too bad she couldn't tell any jokes :/ silly)

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

Renee Zellweger looked PISSED.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

i think that pinched look is just her natural face though!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

Yay Eddie! Nicholson needs no more awards.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

Does Murphy?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

Sure.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

They just showed a shot of Prince in the crowd. I guess he was just late?

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

Shootin' hoops.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ Gillian Anderson sighting

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell is up with carell

― m@p (plosive), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

sienna miller looks SO UGLY

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

My wife: "Warren Beatty looks SO OLD, he's like Milton Berle or one of those old guys who can't hold their mouth closed because they're SO OLD."

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

When they announced Zach Braff's name, and put the camera on him, and he suddenly snapped into "time to be cute!" mode, I killed him horribly in my mind.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

Also, I do not want Tom Hanks to talk that much about balls.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

what happened to vanessa williams?

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

jlo side boob

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

jwho?

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

barf @ gray antipathy

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

Agreed. What a dumb show.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

i'm bored. i wish i was watching a lifetime tv movie instead. but i just can't...stop.

why is the devil wears prada nominated? i mean, it was OK. entertaining. but huh??? wasn't that great. I guess I'm not one to judge the quality of movies since I have horrible taste.

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

The movie was bloated, but Streep's perf was my favorite of the nominated crop.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, she did a good job.

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, I just landed from Mars but,... why is Arnold on crutches?

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

dudes I missed it; tell me about the DRESSES!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

i was disappointed in the lack of boobage from salma hayek

― ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

what a boring show.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

okay I looked at the dresses online. I don't entirely approve of Salma Hayek's dress, but how much more boob could she be showing?

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070115/293.salma.hayek.011507.jpg

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

Naomi Watts looks really pretty:

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070115/293.watts.naomi.011507.jpg

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

Cameron Diaz looks absurd and I hate her:

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070115/293.cameron.diaz.011507.jpg

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

okay, it looks like many, many people wore some version of that Naomi Watts dress. Toni Colette's is my favorite, I think:

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070115/293.collette.toni.011507.jpg

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

also, Jennifer Hudson's dress is simple but looks really great on her:

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070115/293.hudson.jennifer.011507.jpg

okay, I'm done.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

I hated Cameron's dress on tv, but with the belt, it's not that bad.

And, uh, why did Jennifer Lopez announce a major award? I thought this was 2007.

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

such a boring show, yeah, with a few good parts - hugh laurie, sacha baron cohen, streep, and, uh... hrm. the director of babel was good. it all seemed really slapdash and blah. and the music seemed worse than usual awards show music!

yeah that is not a good look for cameron

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait, not just Lopez, Courtney Cox and David Arquette, too.

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know why arnold was on crutches either - i kept thinking it was part of a joke. then i realized it was not. which i should've known because pretty much every other opportunity for a joke throughout the show did not include a joke.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

god warren beatty went on and ON.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

"god, i remember hanging out at the coconut grove... at the back door of the coconut grove... were you there? at the back door? woo hoo! i am from kazakhstan!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

haha omg rambling, but i guess he 'deserves' it? somehow? in that weird hollywood is so weird way?
Haikunym otm upthread

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, he deserves his ramble time, why the hell not, i have decided, in btwn that post and this one - and what would an awards show be without that kind of thing?

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

I caught Sascha Baron Cohen, that was funny (mostly as they cut to the expressions of the audience).

I saw Prince stand up and take a bow but I was on the phone, what was that about?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

Prince was late in coming to the awards (traffic was mentioned as a reason/excuse) and had won an award earlier for best original song (from Happy Feet). That's why he was summoned by Hugh Grant to stand up and take a bow.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

Highlights for me: Hugh Laurie (YAY!), Sacha Baron Cohen, America Ferrera, "Ugly Betty", Babel (HUGE night for the Latinos), Jennifer Hudson, Eddie Murphy (who SO deserved that award), Bill Nighy (who is the REAL charming dorky Brit and cuter than Mr. Grant IMO), and Meryl Streep winning for The Devil Wears Prada (she and Stanley Tucci were the only two likeable aspects of that whole mess).

Lowlights: Kyra Sedgwick winning for a ridiculously OTT and hammy "performance", Forest Whitaker's surprisingly inscrutable acceptance speech, that that one director guy who was going to say something political was hurried off by the producers, the awkward bit right after Ferrera's win where she was interviewed by that -- thing, and Cameron Diaz.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

And was I alone in exclaiming, "THAT came from THAT?", when Miss Golden Globes was announced and shown and this really beautiful young woman ended up being the daughter of Jack Nicholson?

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

Jack Nicholson used to be hot.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

Arnold broke his thighbone while skiing.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah, Bill Nighy! all the brits were great. helen mirin was pretty much the greatest in speech and appearance.

i know nothing about 'ugly betty' but am sort of intrigued now. sort of.

xpost

ohman, i knew it'd be a skiing accident

yeah, jack was hot, in the past

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

wait wait, re: brits: sienna miller not so great at all

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

Ugly Betty is great, rrrobyn, but it is tragically on at the same time as The Office.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

awkward bit right after Ferrera's win where she was interviewed by that -- thing

Oh, c'mon...that was the highlight of the evening. I loved the look on Ferrera's face when she realized that she had been standing in the frame for no reason. Well, ok, I guess she was supposed to be interviewed, but it would have been even funnier if that 'thing' hadn't.

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

did anyone notice that Tim Allen called out: Alec Baldwin - Third Rock?

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

What happens if neither Babel or Dreamgirls don't get Oscar nominations for BP?

I mean besides mass shrugging.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

Cross out either the "neither" or the "don't."

Or Neither ... or don't.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

Blast from the past.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zle6_AoITMk

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 06:36 (eighteen years ago)

Did she ever do it right?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 06:40 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, I'm not watching 9 1/2 minutes of Liz Taylor being fucked up. But no, I don't imagine she ever did it right. Being bright and sober was never part of her contract.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

Toni Colette is often lurvely, but tonight she looked shapeless and weird. Bad color for her, I think.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:00 (eighteen years ago)

And anyway, fuck a fancy dress. I can't be alone in thinking that these people would look a lot better in tight jeans.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:02 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, I'm not watching 9 1/2 minutes of Liz Taylor being fucked up.

I can't think of a better way to spend it other than watching any given 9 1/2 minutes of Virginia Woolf.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:15 (eighteen years ago)

(oh, and I didn't realize the "Gladiator" clip of the first video I linked is also at the tail end of the second one. disregard the first link in my opinion.)

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:16 (eighteen years ago)

what a boring show.

Well, it ain't the big show that is the Oscars, never is. Still, last year was much better. Steve Carrel delivered a classic speech. And the year before, you had Jack Nicholson saying something like, "Sorry, I'm on Xanax." This year, Hugh Laurie got the biggest laughs, and he's not even a comedian. Something is wrong.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:18 (eighteen years ago)

hugh laurie is a comedian!

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

As soon as I said that, I looked him up on IMDB, and the picture of him they have at the top made me go, "OMG, THAT guy!" Yeah, you're right.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:29 (eighteen years ago)

I liked that Tim Allen gave props to Tony Shaloub in Galaxy Quest. He's right. That was funny shit. It was even a pretty fun movie, despite having Tim Allen in it.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:34 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, now I'm going to have to look up photos of young Jack Nicholson. I only go as far back as The Shining as far as my Nicholson awareness goes, and there he looks very similar to how he looks now IMO.

Helen Mirren WAS a class act, though one would expect her to be. I hope I can turn out to be that sophisticated and poised when I'm that age.

Tape Store, I didn't mind the goof wrt Ms. Ferrera's positioning pre-interview. I actually thought that was kinda cute. But the lollipop headed one's questions were a bit -- I don't know, they seemed not quite what you should ask immediately after someone wins an award. Maybe during a sit-down interview, but not so much during one's shining moment.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:54 (eighteen years ago)

One cannot expect much from Access Hollywood

And re: Jack's hotness - he never looked like anyone but Jack, but he did used to be hotter, in that he was a rough, nasty, rebel-but-still-whip-smart actor. Photos aren't going to convey that. See The Last Detail, maybe.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 08:07 (eighteen years ago)

Or Easy Rider. Or Five Easy Pieces. When he's good, he's really good.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 08:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000022TS6.01-A2R2RITDJNW1Q6._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Bah, x-post. All three of those recommendations seconded, though.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)

-- there to preserve disorder (fluxion2...), January 16th, 2007 7:18 AM. (kenan) (later)

globes tend to be more fun than the oscars though, as everyone gets drunk and there's less "at stake." also hugh laurie IS a comedian. google him.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

Galaxy Quest is a brilliant movie.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

yes!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

saw a chunk in a bar without sound. man, Borat is hot.

Best shot: Clint chewing gum.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

The first place I ever saw Hugh Laurie was on THE YOUNG ONES, doing "University Challenge". One of his competitors was a magically babelicious Emma Thompson.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

First encounter with Hugh -- Blackadder II as the German mercenary prince in the final episode.

"Please ax-cept my deepest a-pah-low-gees."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

can we go back to discussing fashion, since this is a pretty worthless event otherwise?

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/71/39/0000037139_20070116010957.jpg?y=626&sig=eS0Sakk8vZJC45NRPVLtaw--
^^^^^^^ this looks AWFUL, so matronly?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/71/78/0000037178_20070116011159.jpg?y=626&sig=q6mu3LkX3NKLzVWZI4GMUA--
A) she looks great
B) I am so glad she won!!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/94/0000037094_20070115223806.jpg?y=626&sig=Ipoy8nKYcsrje07qpGX4OQ--
^^ they always look like this, does Jada only have one dress in 17 colors or something?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

ok I officially hate her I think?
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/90/0000037090_20070115214739.jpg?y=626&sig=L3nWUYmfMddslTaYONDWPg--

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

First encounter with Hugh -- Blackadder II as the German mercenary prince in the final episode.

Me too! But for some reason I never put that man and Dr. House together before.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

zellwig always looks like shes about to puke on the red carpet. i wonder who taugght her that tummy pressing pose.

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

and i thought EXACTLY the same thing when i saw mrs will smith's dress

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

REESE WITHERSPOON CUETEY OF THE NIGHT.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

reese's hair look GOOD straight

none of the dresses came even close to scarjo's red boob balcony dress from last year.

most improved - drew barrymore

also, i thought sienna looked really good. all shiny.

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

Is Heidi Klum pregnant again?? She is like a baby factory.

Sarah Jessica Parker looked kind of hot but also kind of frumpy? There was something sooooooooo too matchy matchy going on with that outfit.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/71/0000037071_20070115194310.jpg?y=626&sig=1_UM4WZNUu1._dNKGMToKQ--
^^^ head looks awesome, body is wearing an old goth lady's drapes?? What is this?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

i just read this on deadlinehollywood.com. nikki finke is a reporter for l.a. weekly who i think hates hollywood.

So I've read The Hollywood Reporter's annual list of highest earning actresses and about some in the Top 10 all I can say is: ON WHAT PLANET? Here are my reasons:

1. Nicole Kidman, $16 mil-$17 mil. What she should be earning: -$1 mil. That's right, I'm saying that Nicole should be paying film companies to hire her, not the other way around. That's because she's poison at the box office, the female equivalent of Sean Penn. Women dislike her, men don't think she's sexy, and those Chanel ads induce nausea. My guess is this price for Nicole dates back to Sony overpaying her for that bomb Bewitched. Since then, she's been doing smaller films, but is signing for studio projects right now. Note to majors: save your $$$ and hire Reese or Angelina.

2. Reese Witherspoon, $15 mil. What she should be earning: $25 mil. Reese can do no wrong. Women love her, men love her, the camera loves her. And she's smart: when she was looking for a new agency, she lamented not owning her Legally Blonde character because it'll be Broadway bound. Which doesn't mean all her films are great, but she's always great in them. She opens a movie. 'Nuff said.

3. Renee Zellweger, $15 mil. What she should be earning: $5 mil. Renee doesn't open movies, unless the material is Bridget Jones-cloned. She's fine as the wife or girlfriend, but then her price needs to be cut by a third. Worse, audiences are getting sick of her changing hair color whenever she changes parts. That's a dye job, not an acting job. Sadly, she's lost her once winning girl-next-door quality; now she's trying to be a fashion diva. Ugh.

4. Drew Barrymore, $15 mil. What she should be asking: $3 mil. Drew has never been able to open a movie, and she never will. That doesn't mean she isn't sweet on screen, but lately her roles have been too saccharine. If only she'd bring back that Poison Ivy edginess she once had. Women like her but they don't want to be her, whereas men don't think she's sexy anymore. Drew's price should go up when she grows up.

5. Cameron Diaz, $15 mil. What she should be asking: $7 mil. Put her in a bikini, and she's worth it. Put her in a chick flick (In Her Shoes, The Holiday), and she's not. Everyone finds her sexy, but women don't like her. (I think it's jealousy. And not just because of Justin.) Plus, she simply doesn't have much range as an actress from the neck up.

6. Halle Berry, $14 mil. What she should be asking: $5 mil. Once she lost her shot at launching a new franchise as 007's Jinx, she lost what should have been her biggest paydays. Alas, she's now the wrong side of 40, and Hollywood is cruel that way.

7. Charlize Theron, $10 mil. What she should be asking: $10 mil. A smart actress, surrounded by smart people, doing smart roles. Just don't fuck it up with too many vanity projects.

8. Angelina Jolie, $10 mil. What she should be asking: $25 mil. There's no one hotter right now than Angelina on screen and off. Just ask the stalkarazzi. Unless she starts auditioning for sainthood by making too many message movies. Hopefully, she's too bad-ass for that.

9. Kirsten Dunst, $8 mil-$10 mil. What she should be asking: $1 mil. Eventually, the Spider-Man franchise will end. Marie Antoinette dying in theaters didn't help her price. She was an idiot not to star in Bring It On sequels for big bucks. She's not sexy enough; she won't age well with audiences. This is a career about to end.

10. Jennifer Aniston, $8 mil. What she should be asking: $1 mil. She's not a movie star. She's a TV star. Big difference. Most of all, she's not an interesting actress. She can't open a movie, and her choice of material is abysmal. By some fluke, The Break-Up did OK business -- because of Vince, and in spite of her. (She was about to leave CAA...) Soon she'll be lucky to snag the next Lifetime movie.

Posted by Nikki Finke on Thursday, November 30th, 2006

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

uh-oh, this is about 1000% right

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

Is there something wrong with me that I can't take the show "Ugly Betty" seriously because the titular character is played by a beautiful lady?

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

some of those figures are mindblowing. how is drew barrymore getting more than jolie?

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

The only one that isn't right is the Cameron Diaz one, and that's mainly because I don't know any men who like her either.

xpost nick, yes, there is, because that's part of the point.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

head looks awesome, body is wearing an old goth lady's drapes?? What is this?

Halloween costume. She was Miss Havisham.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

I might know that if I would watch the show, I guess.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

are there any pictures of my girlfriend, Reese Witherspoon?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

ok I don't know maybe I am getting old but this looks like she put her dress on backwards:
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/69/74/0000036974_20070115152614.jpg?y=626&sig=VGsFGwcukscy9m8FYp4oRQ--
because the neckline is so WIDE along with plunging, maybe? I think she looks nice but the neckline is a poor choice on her.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

(looking for reese)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/12/0000037012_20070115165506.jpg?y=626&sig=bUDPeh5aXHxWYmoOMUjtVw--
^^^ uh?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/30/0000037030_20070115182027.jpg?y=626&sig=bZmJNgzwb2orR9j4dDmMMQ--
she lost weight a bit too quickly, didn't she? It doesn't look right. I kind of like the dress.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

SUCCESS
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/26/0000037026_20070115182014.jpg?y=626&sig=bzwlec_.rYV.nk0RCOlg_g--

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://cdn.hfpa.org/slideimages/page_4691168912864.jpg

Helen Mirren and her two Globes were looking pretty hot!

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

omg Reese looks so pretty I love yellow everyone should wear it more! I don't entirely get her shoes though.

yeah, the thing about that Ali Larter's dress is either you're kind of flat and it just looks weird or you're not and then it looks indecent. lose-lose.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I saw her and was like whoa granny cleavage!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

HELP SOMEONE HAS TURNED BEYONCE INTO A WAX FIGURE
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/66/0000037066_20070115194253.jpg?y=626&sig=x9A2AM_Sru1PqzREi3RIew--

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

Jennifer Garner never wears a dress that fits her. Helen Mirren is so beautiful.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

Ally OTM re: Ali Larter's dress, wtf. Also it seems like it encourages bad posture (by assuring nipple leakage at full erectness). Still, it's nice to see her smile - she NEVER smiles on Heroes, ever.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

I feel like I should like Beyonce's dress, but I don't.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

haha I love that face J-Gar is making

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/51/0000037051_20070115194203.jpg?y=626&sig=3ZVI7Ger9Nj7RvPQelC46g--
^^^ WHAT IN THE SAM HILL ARE YOU WEARING, ELAINE!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

ha, Julia Louis-Dreyfus totally has an "I know, I know, and I'm sorry" expression on her face.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/95/0000037095_20070115223809.jpg?y=626&sig=fHdfyAWh9A41VJzZlNZLRA--
I have no idea who this person is and I don't know how I feel about this outfit but I think I feel I lean towards NO and that she needs to cut the bottom shower poof layer off of it.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

Drew Barrymore seriously just cut the top off her bathrobe.

xpost: whoa what in the fuck.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

Whoah, what the FUCK? The girl from Ugly Betty may be a wonderful, hilarious person but her dress is boring. Not horrible, but so 100% risk-free that it's basically frumpy.

Drew Barrymore, I love you please don't ever change but get OUT OF THAT DRESS, STAT.

Witherspoon is maybe the fashion success of the evening!! God, getting rid of Gay Husband might be the best thing she did all year (last year? this year? dunno). I like the yellow & red together, too.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

Is that Rinko Kikuchi of Babel (nom'd for Best Supporting Actress)?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/56/0000037056_20070115194219.jpg?y=626&sig=aqtGUflzlCT4mAFrswxecA--
dear mrs. g:

you look nice but where the hell is your hubby-to-be, ali? I am looking for pix of him.

thanks!

XPOST I DON'T KNOW JAYMC YOU TELL ME, I MEAN BEING AS I JUST SAID I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE IS AND ALL

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

Love Cameron D. Angelina Jolie is a bint though.
Actually, this Nikki person is wrong on every point. Reese Witherspoon? Ugh.

― DavidM* (unreal), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

i'm calling that one, nicka.

― assuring nipple leakage at full erectness (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

are reeses shoes meant to match the carpet because that kinda works. and jaymc - yes

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

this looks...odd
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/52/0000037052_20070115194206.jpg?y=626&sig=eXowsphKgLokZxrECGD01A--

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

I like the color of Reese's shoes, just not sure about the loopy thing at the side.

that dress is strangely unflattering on Biel.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

I concur, horseshoe.

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

too muscley?

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, Jessica Biel -- stop. Just stop. That dress makes you look like a football player, it's lovely that you have such broad shoulders, dear, but do you want to look like part of the HVAC connective tubing? No? Then I suggest something with a SKIRT NEXT TIME.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

oh here he is!
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/71/08/0000037108_20070115235219.jpg?y=626&sig=GYaFH5ogz6H0rs5NGcfhcw--

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

Crazy nympho from Wedding Crashers is so hottt.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, that's what it is. she needs a dress with more structure. (Biel)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

The photo of Kikuchi doesn't really look like her, although she has a history of wacky fashion choices:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/blog/070122/rinko_kikuchi_300x400.jpg"

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

I think I like the red loopy shoes all-round! As a rule, though, I greatly dislike the strappy, sparkly prom shoes that are everywhere at these things, so bolder shapes have an "in" with me.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Jessica Biel kind of looks like she's going to do a Kathleen Turner as she gets older - I'm thinking VI Warshawksi here.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

I sort of feel sad for Renee Zellweger. Her face is basically frozen like that.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

based on that first photo, I thought Kikuchi was Devon Aoki

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

I love how muscley Biel is. I just think she could get away with so much more in a dress & the one she picked offers nothing.

Renee Z drives me batty. You're right though! Her face does seem frozen like that!

Who is she supposedly dating now? I feel like I read this somewhere & it was a somewhat odd choice...

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Luke Perry!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

I hate Eva Longoria so much -- am I alone in this? First of all, she's pretty-by-committee, ie if you picked a bunch of individual features guaranteed to offend NO ONE, you'd pretty much have her. Second, her dress is tack, tack, tacky. It's got way too much going on with the reverse halter made of beaded frouf, and the sweetheart neckline, and the waistband, and the partly sheer skirt, and the center back decorated seam AND AND AND her horrible lower back tattoo showcased. It's a back view I wouldn't wish on a women's competition-style Speedo PLUS her noxious self in it. Lose/lose.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

I don't even know who she is.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

Rachel McAdams is looking like Mena Suvari

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/72989572.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

I recall J-Biel's dress being waaaay more flattering from the front rather than that weird side-view.

Does anyone else think SBC looks like TRACER HAND?

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://mp3.msstudio.com.pl/iza/Britney/images/britney118.jpg + http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/brad_pitt.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

= http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/26/0000037026_20070115182014.jpg?y=626&sig=bzwlec_.rYV.nk0RCOlg_g--

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel, you're not alone.

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

oh here is the matchy matchy thing
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/71/41/0000037141_20070116011004.jpg?y=626&sig=_dWLF2mTf3sA1S7ePC5vag--
I can't find the carpet pic now--her purse and shoes are the same fabric as her dress which I'm not so into

xpost that is the best Rachael McAdams has EVER LOOKED and also no, SBC looks nothing like Tracer Hand, dude!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

McAdams sort of looks like my hairdresser there. Gosling is looking a little bloated.

I think SBC and Tracer Hand have a similar five o'clock shadow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Eva Longoria's dress is awful, yeah. http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070115/293.longoria.eva.011507.jpg I don't get the straps.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

i find eva longoria so zzzz and not hot. (xp to laurel)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

Jennifer Garner looks like my dad after his heart attack: her sunken-face quality is the kind people get after a long illness. :( It's very sad.

Sienna Miller, how is it even possible that you look like yr legs are barely 2' long in that extremely long-waisted dress? YOU?!? Resolution for 2007: fire stylist.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

mcadams' hair is so horrible!

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh, I kind of love Sarah Jessica Parker's dress.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

why would anyone pick out a dress that appears to rein in her boobs? don't you half expect someone to poke out from behind yelling "mush" or something?

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

Heidi Klum is obv wearing the tablecloth; is she pregnant AGAIN??

Kels: YES.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

egotastic pictures are too large to post:
Anne Hathaways rockin' the Joker look.

Australian girl from Lost looks classy

Mary-Louise Parker - can't believe she got dumped for Claire Danes

Katherine Heigl is too blonde

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

Katherine Heigl is beautiful!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

I like SJP's dress but was not crazy about the matching purse and shoes. It's weird--you can't tell at all in that picture, she looks great. And it'd be great, if she didn't have on shoes and a purse that matched the outfit exactly, which is a little weird to me?? But I can't find the picture in question now.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

I think SJP's dress looks awesome on her but I honestly hate people who are into matchy matchy stuff.

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not crazy about her dress, but she's the prettiest:

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070115/293.heigl.katherine.011517.jpg

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0701/gg/mary-louise-parker-01.jpg&info=Mary%20Louis%20Parker%20Pictures%20-%20Golden%20Globes%202007

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0701/gg/emilie-de-ravin-02.jpg&info=Emilie%20De%20Ravin%20Pictures%20-%20Golden%20Globes%202008

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00126/helen_mirren_200_126177a.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/258261~Laura-Linney-Posters.jpg

Same person, btw.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

I love Laura Linney. her face looks lovely. what does the dress look like?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Whoah, I think I love Heigl's dress. I mean, it's a little out there, in terms of looking like something Oscar De le Renta designed for Barbie in the '80s...but I'm sucked in.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

can't believe the assistant from Devil Wears Prada was also in My Summer of Love

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0701/gg/emily-blunt-02.jpg&info=Emily%20Blunt%20Pictures%20-%20Golden%20Globes%202008

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

the bustline of Heigl's dress looks a little...off is my main issue with it. she still looks great.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

Kate Winslet looked kind of odd too...like she's done her hair too light? Or her lipstick was the wrong color?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

she's the prettiest

no she's not

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

Jolie can wear the drapes, she can wear the piano scarf, she can wear the ANTIMACASSARS for all I care -- she still looks glorious. That dress seems light and floaty and relatively comfortable, I guess.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

I hate Eva Longoria so much -- am I alone in this? First of all, she's pretty-by-committee

LOL

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT DEAD GIRL

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

a lot of people seemed to go for that strapless, slightly shapeless look.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

emilie de ravin's dress is meh to me. i love that color, but maybe not for an entire gown. plus, that halter style isn't as flattering as I would guess people think it is. Clearly emilie is a petite woman & that style makes her shoulders look so very broad. Jessica Alba's oscar dress (from last year?) did the same thing. everyone raved about it but i couldn't get past the halter top part.

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel, Angelina Jolie looks about on the level as she did that Oscars she showed up and made out with her brother! She doesn't look good at all, she needs to stop showing up to things in dour dusty colors because it sucks the life out of her complexion completely. It is also far too structured along the top to be floaty or comfortable looking, to me.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, you are very nice and funny and smart, but you are wrong on this one. I stand with Laurel.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

I think the thing about Kate Winslet is that she looks great, but the dress is a little boring. there was a lot of white.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070115/293.winslet.kate.011507.jpg

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Rachel Weisz, hot mom

Longoria is scary, but she'll never be as frightening as Teri Hatcher or the Desperate Housewife who looks botoxed to the gills (the one who jumped in TO's arms)

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Biel from the front:
http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/011607GGLB/34m.jpg

God, you could use her for a T-square. Get ONE SKIRT.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

horseshoe, maybe that is it? The dress is really blah? There's something just really off about the photos of her.

xpost yeah that is a little drag queeny isn't it.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ collarbone

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

HULK SMASH

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

she's pretty short too, if i recall correctly.

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

what on earth HAPPENED to Teri Hatcher?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Rachel Weisz is beautiful, but that dress doesn't really fit her!

xpost: yeah, short women should show leg. that's just the way it is.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Sienna Miller, alternate view: Legs approx 18" long, face shiny, hair fly-away. Fire stylist and maim photographer.

http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/011607GGLB/39m.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

everybody looks like total shit in those egotastic photos!! christ

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

I really can't stand Sienna Miller. I think she styles herself, is the thing, Laurel, and she's renowned for it for some godforsaken reason.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno, she still looks better than like half of the thread at least. Her dress is unflattering on the bottom though.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

As a friend of mine already pointed out today: HOW DID I MISS WHEN ZELWEGGER BECAME HILARY CLINTON?!

http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/011607GGLB/46m.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

hah! seriously, though, Hillary Clinton is much prettier than Renee Zellweger.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

thank god it's his daughter
http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/011607GGLB/26m.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

dude behind her is like, "uh...no" xpost

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't know Jack Nicholson fathered Baby Spice.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

renee's dress looks like a bridesmaid's dress, not a golden globes dress.

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

Dirty Harry is my new fashion hero
http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/011607GGLB/06m.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

The other Hillary (Swank) is terrifying. And Ellen Pompeo's dress & hair aren't at all what I wd have expected from her but I really like it!! In an original Star Trek-y "Planet of the Fabulous" way.

http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/011607GGLB/48m.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

good decision by Pompeo to cover up her clavicle/shoulders/ribs.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

looking at baby spice makes me feel so old. i want to hike her dress up so it covers her boobs!

i love that white gown!

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

who designed her gown?

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Hilary Swank has been looking all kinds of crazy, fashionwise, lately. She was on Conan the other night in a tank top. and nothing else.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

NICE

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, Sacha Baron Cohen got himself a pretty fiancee.

Crazy dust bunny dress lady only got photographed because she came in as a freak show, apparently.

I like Angelina Jolie's dress. I think had Salma Hayek's dress been that filled out from the waist down, it'd have worked more.

YAY AMERICA FERRERA!!!!

So weird looking at Will Smith's Mrs. knowing she moonlights as the lead singer in a rock group. As in REAL rock, not VH1's messed up definition of "rock".

Oh dear, Jennifer Garner needs to be shapelier again, yes. Though her dress WAS nice.

Sarah Jessica Parker looked PRETTY. WOW.

I could never dislike Eva Longoria. She's mi gente. And yeah, there are about 50,000 other females in Corpus Christi who look like her, but it's sweet how much good she's doing. If someone like her had become as famous twenty years ago, I'd have aspired to be like that female.

I've ignored the copy-and-paste from that catty personthing's bitchfest.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

Naomi Watts, for god's sake, stand up straight. Are you 14 years old? You trade on your looks with every movie you make, it's only natural, and yes, everyone CAN see your collarbones in sharp relief in that dress but it's too late to change now so chin up.

http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/011607GGLB/49m.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070115/293.swank.hilary.011507.jpg

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, I think Naomi Watts looks beautiful despite herself, but she has the posture of a thirteen year old in that picture.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

i love how simple hilary swank's dress is but the hair thingy has got to go.

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

I don't like the vertical ribbon on Swank's dress. and her face looks weird and hard.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

I know what you mean about Jolie, Ally, but she looks so divine in this photo that I just can't stay mad!

http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/011607GGLB/43m.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

hilary swank always dresses terribly, give up hope all ye who clicketh there.

i'm picking up some anti-collarbone animus on this thread, wtf is that all about

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Brad Pitt's hair looks sort of silly.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

yowser! i didn't notice the vertical ribbon! ugh!

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

ooh i have a new screen name

― anti-collarbone animus (Haikunym), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

I don't actually care about Watts' collarbones, but she's folding herself up like girls do when they start growing breasts and don't know what to do with them. It didn't fool anyone then, either.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

as an aside, i wish i could drag this entire thread along as i look for a wedding dress...

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

Haha! I wish I could go, Kelsey!!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

women with rounded shoulders are one of my pet peeves. and you are totally right on with the boob comment, laurel.

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

i would take you with me in a nanosecond!!

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

I hadn't really paid attention to Brad Pitt in a while, so I thought the gray in his hair in Babel was real, and I kinda liked the distinguished look it gave him. He looks like a dope in that photo.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Dexter's been working out with Barry Bonds' trainer
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/14/0000037014_20070115171810.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

Pitt does look a little stoned, doesn't he. The hair just needs a quick muss, though, and all will be well.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/73005142.jpg
whoa yikes

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

Kate Winslet -- never can go wrong. I think she'll be 70 and still look radiant.

Renee Zellweger looks a fright. Girl needs to get away from Hollywood for a bit.

See? Jack Nicholson's daughter is pretty. I hope she doesn't try to alter her appearance.

Clint Eastwood's awkward bow tie kinda ruined the ensemble for me. I think had he just gone for the shirt + jacket combo with maybe a little shiny clip on the top he'd look better.

Ellen Pompeo's dress worked really well IMO. It was kinda Halston-y, don't you think?

Aw. I stand like Naomi Watts. It's the posture of the socially awkward.

Hilary Swank -- wow, she looks way too thin there.

Brad Pitt = himbo. But I like that he gave some star power to Babel.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

i can't tell any of these people apart anymore

mirren is my favorite here

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

wtf was she thinking? Mary Louise Parker, you are young and pretty, there's no need for such measures.

xpost

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

I think Brad's hair is too long, but hey.

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

ugliest dress ever
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/41/0000037041_20070115194129.jpg?y=626&sig=VkLferw6.cjeatj8uqqd_w--

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

xp - that's not Mary Louise Parker!

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

Sandra Oh looks like a fruit roll-up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

OMG that poofy black dress is just unfortunate.

Eh, I don't think Sandra Oh's dress was all that bad. cf. Mary Louise Parker, dust bunny dress crazy woman, etc.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Holy WAHT??! What/who is floating black thing?? Hi dere goth caketopper etc.

Oh dear god, Sandra Oh. I think she's hot and I love her visible thighs but the sheen on that fabric shows every bulge and wrinkle. Bad, bad idea from the beginning.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

I just saw a photo of Rosanna Arquette on gofugyourself & HER dress is just horrible!

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

xp - that's not Mary Louise Parker!

Apologies. I too thought -- anyway, whomever is the poofy black dress person. (I confess to multitasking while watching the program so I only really recognize maybe 75% of the total awards audience.)

ROSANNA ARQUETTE is "poofy black dress person"? :(

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Hey somebody post an MLP pic, I didn't see her on last night, and she is my FAVORITE PERSON EVER.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait, I'm easily confused now. Cabin fever, etc. Anyway, I've got to look for that one. (xpost)

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/73004517.jpg

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

large MLP pic ahoy
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0701/gg/mary-louise-parker-01.jpg&info=Mary%20Louis%20Parker%20Pictures%20-%20Golden%20Globes%202007

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

i like loosened tie/ sneakers guy in the background of Sandra Oh's [ic, whoever he is.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

*pic

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

oh, poofy dress person is Elizabeth Perkins, sorry.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

okay, I don't really like Mary-Louise Parker's dress either, but it's not as bad.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha who is the fucking guy smirking right into the camera in the Sandra Oh pic...is that M Night Shyamalan?

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

The columnar, faux classically draped chiton dress was EVERYWHERE, wasn't it. And a mistake for most of its wearers.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Loose-tie/sneakers guy could be Tim Roth's jolly little brother.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

Ferrera looks adorable here! Don't you want to pinch her cheeks? I do. Dress had to have been someone's mother's idea, though.

http://www.instyle.com/instyle/parties/party/0,27415,1574450_1280004,00.html

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

Grr. Here:
http://img.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2007/parties/011607_eastwood_400X400.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

I am a little weirded out by that pic (is she on Spielberg's lap?) but she is adorable.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

must not make double-teaming joke

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Agh! Who put her in such a dire situation?!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, that's a great photo.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still entranced by the Space Dress but I have to admit, this shot is a little bit "one champagne, one Cosmopolitan...okay, who ordered the extra alien bones?"

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, this shot:
http://img.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2007/parties/011607_pompeo_300X400.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

rulez

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

ew! i hate the dress from the back! it looks like a girdle!

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

i've been on the fence for two years but after that picture i'm officially in love with ellen pompeo.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

are you into chicken bones?

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

No, I understand, her face looks enchanting and her eyeliner is in full evil-yet-sweet effect, it's perfect! But from the neck down her back is saying "I have too many verterbrae; take two, they're ginormous."

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

existenz right there

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

I like her gangly alien man-hands.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

its the grin.

and, i have a thing for skinny girls, i cant help it.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is the most fun I've had all week so far.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

XP: And here I thought you were a nice boy.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

i'm working on it, laurel.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

skinny girls are fine, but I don't really get Ellen Pompeo.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

her face is rather feline-y

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

i totally missed this, but.. best dressed: Jennifer Hudson! also Cameron Diaz, Naomi Watts.

I really like Rinko Kikuchi's dress on her. It's absurd but she can pull it off, I think. no doubt fashion police will hate it. I think it's great. same for olsen twins - that's interesting fashion, bad red carpet. I'm a fan.

angelina's dress is a gorgeous color but either doesn't fit her properly or is a bad cut for her. not a disaster, given that she's wearing st john it could've been so much worse

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

I would like the absurd dress better if there just weren't so many shower poofs on the bottom of it. Some more restraint with the scrubbies. I like it until that point :(

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

is it just me or is marchesa kind of overrated and blah

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

there was an item on a gossip blog that said that jolie was dissatisfied with the options st. john has been giving her for red carpet events and with this dress in particular.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, right, she shills for them doesn't she? I keep forgetting being as my Vogue has not shown up in 4 OR 5 MONTHS NOW and they refuse to actually acknowledge the fact :(

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

what gossip blogs does everyone read?

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i read that item too. no wonder. it's one thing to dress in that for a few ad campaigns but st john on red carpet? i don't think so unless you are 50+ and at the kennedy center

the dress was sort of frumpy and would've been worse if angelina weren't angelina.. renee zellweger in that dress would instantly BE hillary clinton

i read: pinkisthenewblog, perez hilton. sometimes. usually when procrastinating.

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

defamer, gawker, gfy

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

ILX.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah, defamer, i forgot. and wonkette of course

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/70/69/0000037069_20070115194303.jpg?y=626&sig=zwhl58sr6fvCTwI.EUZ15Q--
this picture frightens me, it's like ARGH JENNIFER DON'T TURN AROUND IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

Clint always looks like he'd rather be at the bar... preferably a bar back home in Carmel.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

when did marc anthony become willem dafoe?

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

preferably a bar back home in Carmel

Based on my last experience at Forge in the Forest there, beware crabby late-shift bartenders.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

The Marc Anthony salsa movie seems to have stolen the cinematographer and director of Blow.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

Jennifer Lopez looks really beautiful, I have to say. It's a shame about that vampire she's with.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

her face is rather feline-y

otm. and where some people see bones, others see a waist.

I think Lopez and Anthony both look fine.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

I had NO idea "Ugly Betty" was so popular! My abuela watches "Betty la fea" and I squirm when she quotes it approvingly.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of think the American version is a bit better than the original version.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

where some people see bones, others see a waist.

In her spine?????

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

people are focusing on different things

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

(Is this where I copy/paste my previous post for comedic effect?)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

thank you dan for saying what i was thinking!

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

i love how the go fug yrself girls are always going on about marc anthony being a vampire and i'm always hahaha that's funny but now i'm actually kind of scared for jlo - so creepy

i'm glad you all pulled together for this thread with all the pictures esp, b/c i was busy today and now this thread is Entertainment++

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

In fairness, no matter what you think of a person's physique, that picture does obscure her actual waistline pretty heavily, unless you're being extremely pedantic and talking about any part of the body that falls on the circumference that would be considered a waist and not, like, the actual side bits that people are usually speaking of when they talk about waists and are not, say, purchasing jeans. So, yeah, what?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

ally, thanks for posting that nikki finke thing. she's sooooooo otm regarding kidman, dunst, and aniston.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

I think Bony Man Hands is perfectly lovely. I do not fear the skinny.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

see, it's not about disliking skinny. skinny is fine. i think that she's another level, really - kind of emaciated, like teri hatcher (who might be even more horrifying, especially with the botox comedown).

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

I think Bony Man Hands is perfectly lovely.

I think someone just walked over my grave.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

I don't have a problem with skinny, I just think she is extremely unattractive. In the face parts.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

OTM. But she's bony too.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, obv there's no hard or fast rules where people in all their variation are concerned, but doesn't it seem like "thin" actresses are becoming as waifish as runway models instead of just slender adults? Pompeo, Hatcher, Swank, Zellwegger, these are not young women anymore, they should have their adult growth. Diaz is looking a little skeletal in some photos, too. But Watts, despite being a very thin person, still appears to have flesh! And breastsesesese!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

"I think Gangrenous Eye Warts is extremely attractive. I do not afraid the weepy."

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

BAH "afraid" should be "fear", fucking incomplete edit job

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

don't fear the weeper

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

Swank has clearly lost weight recently which doesn't really suit her; she was thin before and now she's just eating away at her curves. Perhaps due to post-break-up stress? Reese Witherspoon dropped a bunch of weight all at once too (though doesn't look as VERY thin as Swank).

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

(and that's a good thing)

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, Witherspoon, too, altho she's had a couple of kids and was looking ALMOST within a mile of "normal" before, so she has/had a bit of leeway before the lanugo sets in.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

(I don't have a problem with people finding Ellen P attractive but I DO have a problem with people referring to people they find hot with gross descriptors. Ew.)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

I forget that some people lose weight when they're stressed. I think you're right about that, though.

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

Have you guys seen the Black Snake Moan trailer? Christina Ricci got waaaaay skinny for that part, like, Christian Bale in The Machinist skinny. I mean, I know she did it for the part, but I can't help but feel bad for her.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

Christina Ricci looks like this now:

http://www.furnitureonline.com/NBFdocs/product/images/Jay/JAY-48066-36_med.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

but with a bigger forehead

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

So, basically what she looked like 5 years ago?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

She's a CD tower with only Boz Scaggs albums.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

She doesn't look any thinner to me than she's been looking for a while. No way is this even close to a Christian Bale dude, u crazy?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Her face is completely, completely terrifying, isn't it?? But hey, her body is still "curvy" by Hollywood standards! She doesn't have that model-esque upper arm thing where the elbow joint is bigger around than the bicep, thighs are still wider than hips, etc etc.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

I would say the elbow joint has replaced her face.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Ew?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/christina_ricci2.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

nice product placement.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

I like to pretend that's just her on a bender, rather than on-set.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

okay internet

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Sadly she looks more together than Britney.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't think Ricci has had curves at all this decade. Sleepy Hollow was probably the last time she could be described as zaftig.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

nice product placement

For slatterns?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

at least she's smiling

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

no, underpants.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know how you could call her zaftig there either. She's always looked a little skinny with big boobs.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

that was an xpost to Sleepy Hollow

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Actually I take it back about her thighs, I could only find a limited supply of film footage. Still, she's not Hwood "skinny", she is only Christina Ricci-skinny. And how.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

That photo of her is sadly hotter than any of her rail-thin sorority-girl publicity shots from the last few years.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

You're probably right, Milo. It's just been a long time since she looked like this:

http://www.filmkrant.nl/av/org/filmkran/archief/fk203/opposite.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

Why are we talking about her thighs and not Ike Turner, just of of frame?

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, pompeo is bony-ish, but some people generally will look at her whole figure rather than focusing on the bony parts

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think you're really disproving milo's point with that photograph.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

this thred now sux

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

xpost I wasn't trying to. I capitulated.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, pompeo is bony-ish, but some people generally will look at her whole figure rather than focusing on the bony parts

And precisely which part of Ellen Pompeo is not "the bony part"? Her eyebrows?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

gabbneb the point is that you can't actually see her waist in that picture unless you are having a very pedan...never fuckin' mind.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

xp "but her whole figure is bony parts"

haha

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

Jimmy, we kind of ran out of dresses to critique. That is The End.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

WHEN WAS SHE EVER HOT? She's Linus with tits!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dhool.com/gifs/drew.jpg

xpost LOL @ Linus w/tits

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

Alfred that's possibly the funniest thing you have ever said

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

Now let's talk about who needs to lose a few pounds.

xpost Not Drew.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

Drew needs to find an undergarment that doesn't cut her hips off, although that dress is FANTASTIC.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.donsphotos.com/photos/CharlieBrownPosed/samples%5C014%20Linus.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

sorry, i wasn't talking specifically about the picture

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

would that dress look better w/o the belt?

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

I have no idea what she looks like besides that picture and a brief GIS so that's all I was basing any comments I made off of.

xpost I kind of think so but I think the undergarment problem is the real issue.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Foundation is the solution!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

shoulda gone commando

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

more pics of hellen mirren's cleavage, please.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

WTF WHY ARE YOU ALL GROSS

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

ok, was reading gofugyrself and they are so wrong re: cameron diaz, cate blanchett, they both look cool.

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

Cameron Diaz looking cool is a physical impossibility.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

Cameron Diaz looking cool is almost a physical certainty except for when she's been drinking Nyquil.

fixed

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

No,

http://www.w-fenec.org/photos/2005/indus/nin_broken.jpg

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

Girl must be sipping on NyQuil 24/7.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/ohsnap.gif?t=1168991094

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

Englishwomen age so much better than their yank contemporaries. At last they don't have eyelid tucks. The Dame (Judi) is plenty HAWT for her age. So is Mirren.

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/bigpicture/images/judidench.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

I don't care if I get called ageist, I think we should all agree that saying "PHWOAR, LET'S SEE HELEN MIRREN'S TITS" is gross, partially because that's a gross thing to say about a woman but partially because that's a REALLY gross thing to say about a woman older than 50.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

i think they just aren't as subsumed in a youthcult milieu

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

compare diane keaton and her gross commercials

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

and i was paying more attention to mirren from the neck up

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

But Diane Keaton's had no surgery!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

DAN'S BEEN DRINKING THE PRUDE JUICE

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, but she's saying you don't need surgery when you have this stuff to make you look like the kiddies

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

Dan's been drinking the "would rather have sex with a younger woman" juice, if anything.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

i thought that said "prune juice" at first and thought it was somewhat appropriate

― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

Cameron Diaz always looks like a hot mess. According to this Nikki person upthread I'm just jealous, but I can live with that.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, but The Dame, Diane Keaton, and Helen Mirren look better than Christina Ricci and the other moppet horrors you insist on flinging on this fag.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

can we just assume that dudes would rather be having sex with younger women and leave it unposted?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

I find that the older I get, the older my sexual partners are. Go figure.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

Younger men too (I suppose).

(xpost)

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

Look, if y'all are going to start posting pictures of Christina Ricci, you can't leave this one out.

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8766/090xy4.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

Okay please point out where I said that I found the extremely thin heroin addict look hot, thx.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

in my defense, i was commenting on HM's cleavege, and not her tits.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

"Guys, can we talk about how fabulous Helen Mirren's coinslot looked?"

― The You're-Not-Helping Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

SORRY I'LL GO BACK TO DISCUSSING HOW THE TWENTY-SOMETHINGS HAVE TOO MANY VERTIBRAE.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not saying that conversation wasn't gross, too.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

ENGLISHWOMEN DON'T BELIEVE IN VERTEBRAE

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

one year on ilx and that is my first interaction with dan perry.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

^_^

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

(..)

― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

Did these ladies win anything?

http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/011607GGLB/08m.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

Chloe won an award for "Most-Improved Drag Queen", apparently.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

Saw Jeanne Tripplehorn at the mall this weekend.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

Was Chloe parking cars last night?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

ENOUGH OF THIS HETERO WANKFEST. SOMEONE EXTOL MARK WAHLBERG

http://www.celebopedia.com/mark-wahlberg/images/mark-wahlberg.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://24ur.com/media/images/213xX/Jun2006/16118249.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

Access hollywood just gave best dressed to everyone y'all hated

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry I missed that.

Jess!

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070115/293.milo.ventimiglia.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

LOL at "let's counter all this hetero nonsense by posting a picture of a dude who's apparently attempting to turn his face into leather"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

Holy shit! Who's that?

WHERE IS GYLLIE AND HIS FABULOUS ARMS?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

I WUB YOU, JESS

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

Also, I love Chloe Sevigny's dress, I just would have nixed her platform soles. She's got the height and the leg to wear anything she likes. The brown silk thing next to her is a terrible idea, the sideseam is already puckering and I'm almost sure it's too short for her, esp in those shoes. The woman wearing all black is MY idea of an outfit, more so than anyone else pictured today, cos I could actually WEAR that whole thing myself. Nice green earrings, too.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

I cant believe i just outed myself as an access hollywood viewer

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel otm, that black dress is cuet. Who is that?

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

That's Boss Lady, wife #1 from Big Love (don't know her real name). Lady in the middle is wife #3.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

Jeanne Tripplehorn is wife #1.

Milo Ventimiglia is hottie that Alfred likes.

(Btw, I'm a fan of this new, feisty Alfred Soto.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

BLAME THE SHIRAZ

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

You really like Milo? You can see him on Heroes.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

Alfred = filled with lust.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

Filled with wine, more like.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

I find they are often related.

― every week is Shark Week (kenan), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

That picture of Michael C. Hall (who has always been beefy, so I don't know where the Barry Bongs quip came from) is the first time I've been able to think he's sort of hot since jaymc said he was my celeb doppelganger.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

his head looks hueg dude

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 06:44 (eighteen years ago)

His head, too, has always been big.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 06:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.zap2it.com/20031007/michaelchall_emmy03_240.jpg = http://www.punkstuff.com/done/pumpkinhead.gif

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 06:53 (eighteen years ago)

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