OK so uh this is where you explain to us who you actually are because yr new username is a little cryptic

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mine is not so cryptic.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

mine either

― CarsmileSteve, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm Kate from Australia (formerly Papa November, didn't really post much) and woke up a little grumpy today so I apologize profusely about that.

― Kate, non masonic, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

You have to guess.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

I realized this thread is going to be full of lies about three seconds after I posted it. :/

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Mine is fairly straightforward. Hi ILX!

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

I only get grumpy in the afternoon, when it's time for me to go home. I'll be better in the morning.

(and I'm still Sam, same as before.)

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

I'm the real Dan Perry.

― Fluffy Bear, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

I'm Molly. You probably guessed that. Formerly mollyd, of ye'olde sinister days.

― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

ohhh you are pretty photograph-maker Kate, right? xxxpost

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

It's 7.30am here so I kind of just tumbled out of bed a few minutes ago.

― Kate, non masonic, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

marissa

― jh0shea, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah Jessie, but now I will be known as the angry one who didn't appreciate the nu-ILX :)

― Kate, non masonic, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

I've never understood the point of name changes. Makes things quite confusing.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

xpost,

nah, now I know your photographer kate, it's much better. ;)

yeah I can see this thread is going to be real helpful.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Of course I'm not real Tuomas, he's still in the cellar where I force-feed him meat and make him watch tentacle porn.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

You have to force him?

― Kate, non masonic, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Wait so I just realized something.

Do display names have to be unique? Or could bob@work.org and jane@home.net both have the display name
"Oodles of Noodles"?

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

still the same old ~~douche~~ me

― m coleman, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

i'm the same.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

Devinez qui suis-je.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

i'm garu G's gran.

― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

there isn't a mistake in my user name. never has been.

― alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

what m. white said

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

I'm the same Ed as always.

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'm Batman.

― David R., Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

I would like to add that I'm bossy and the bitch ya'll love to hate.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

The sandbox one was so good, it crossed over here.

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

I appear to have gone old skool. Oh well.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

no, really. i'm garu G's gran. does anyone have any cleansing wipes?

― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

LYSOL DOUCHE?

― Michael White, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

I will miss the pilferage of hilarious misspellings as monthly screenname facelifts, and, to a greater extent, the hilarity of confusion this caused those without show username checked in their settings.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

nee Huk-L

― Dr. Superman, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

?_?

― Sock Puppet, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, you guys! *air kisses around the room*

I wonder if the new formatting will breathe life into old ILX cliches?

― The Wayward Johnny B, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

I'm already having trouble working out who the hell is who and I'm usually pretty jaymcesque about people. Argh.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just the same as before. (Still Sara.)

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

Trying to emerge from shadows...

― calstars, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

i'm ned

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― electricsound, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'm the Jenny formerly known as pullapartgirl.

― Jenny, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

I have simplified, for the sake of my sanity (and also for greater confusion with fake Marissa personalities).

― aldo, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

I have no idea who I am.
(though making me log in each time I try post reminds me)

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

i'm posting to find out if I'm logged in, as I still have a login link :/

― onimo, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

ok that works but it kicks me out of the thread to new answers :/

― onimo, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

It's a toughie.

― Michael Jones, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

I AM MR SNRUB

― scott seward, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

Blah yadda etc.

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

[i]i'm ned

s1ocki on Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:22 PM (41 minutes ago)
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waht

electricsound on Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:31 PM (32 minutes ago)[i/]

do we have an excelsior thread yet?

i'm still hoosteen, btw.

though i will miss hoo got it for steen.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

Couldn't think of anything to change it to, so no change.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

Mine stands for
~~Zippity Skwooooo!~~
~~Zortron Sixty~~
Zachary S

Yes, the S is short for S.

― Z S, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

I thought I should change mine in honor of NewIlx, but I didn't know you couldn't change it around if you wanted to. Anyway, I am Ben. Sometimes Tiki Theater Xymposium in the old world.

― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

So, uh, changing screen names is no more?

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

Same as it ever was.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

SO glad I got here before someone took my name!

― G00blar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

Marmot

― marmotwolof, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

Are you now.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

With static usernames, my posts will be at least 50% more boring.

― John Justen, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

jessie monster, I think this is the other Kate not eyecandy Kate Who the f knows, wat a mess

― Wiggy Woo, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

It's me, Austin.

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not sure if I'm the same person. I envy you all your certitude.

― Beth Parker, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

hi dere, etc etc

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

who are the regulars who's names we can steal and sell back who haven't registered?
Is JWilliams taken yet?

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

i am jiminy cricket

― remy bean, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

also i have a sharp rock in the soft bed under my fingernail from digging in the sand today.

― remy bean, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

it hurts like a mofo

― remy bean, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

ow.

― remy bean, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

You must be a prince of the blood, then.

― Beth Parker, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

Rickey here.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

Bill Drummond Is Dead. (I mean, the old cunt doesn't even listen to music anymore.)

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

GZeus, Darramous, Marissa_Marchant, Louis Jagger... ALL AVAILABLE NOW

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK OFF FORKS (v2.0)

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

yay Esteban!

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

I hope that this new home will allow us to work out our sexual tension, Esteban.
Clearly there's a lot of pent up energy you still need to release.
May I offer you a wallaby?

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ... available now.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

I am a self-styled Reverend.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

so, which sock puppets haven't been claimed yet? anybody nabbed wrinklepaws?

― modestmickey, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

here's another idea: let's bet who's going to regret registering with the names they did. hoosten will have to be tired of that shit in a week. i already hate what i have here.

― modestmickey, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

<i>I AM PAUL EDWARD WAGEMANN AND I DIED FOR YOUR SINS, CRETIN.</i>

This dude.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, fuck an HTML.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, I am one of those people, I didn't realize I'd be stuck. But it works well enough.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

I am the highest boss level on Street Fighter 2.

― m bison, Thursday, 22 February 2007 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

i think this is me. it's all very confusing.

― sleeve, Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:27 (eighteen years ago)

I are still me!

http://i18.tinypic.com/4cu7ipe.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

This is all very confusing. Who is "theantmustdance"? Who is "the table is the table"?

― StanM, Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:55 (eighteen years ago)

I am the poster formerly known as alext, rolling out my nu-old interweb id to the nu-ilx.

― byebyepride, Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still treefell

― treefell, Thursday, 22 February 2007 09:14 (eighteen years ago)

I am C J, previously known as C J. Occasionally I am Unruly.

― C J, Thursday, 22 February 2007 09:17 (eighteen years ago)

Still M.D.C.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 February 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

I'm Tom Ewing. This was always my login name and now it seems to be my 'board' name too.

― Groke, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

Fortunately nobody had stolen my name.

― Archel, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:20 (eighteen years ago)

But then I WOULD say that wouldn't I bwahaha...

― Archel, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:20 (eighteen years ago)

I'm Ncik Suothall.

― Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:26 (eighteen years ago)

I remain robster

― robster, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

HoBB

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

you ken c clearly who i am

― ken c, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:32 (eighteen years ago)

It was never cryptic beforehand. It isn't now. I'm Mark S.

― Pete, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

i'm spartacus

― Alan, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

This is like the old riddle

one mark s always lies, one always tells the truth, you can ask them both one question what do you ask?

except that you don't have to, one is obviously pete and he is the one that always lies.

― Ed, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

I'm Tiger Woods.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

I should so go into bomb disposal. Cut the blue wire!

― Pete, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

Pete, if i asked Mark which was the delete ilx button, what would he say?

― Alan, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

Cut the blue wire!

― Pete, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

aw just like old times

― blueski, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

Has TV's Bradley Walsh been booked and confirmed for the official opening ceremony yet?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

):|

i remain joan jett's real actual girlfriend

― mark s, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, Non-Masonic Kate, I assumed you were going to grab the user name "Kate" so I decided to just be "Masonic Boom" to avoid confusion. Now this is going to be even MORE confusing.

I'm the paisley, rolling london walking, hyperactive when she eats the carrot cake, loopy, gushing, frequently crushing, maths trance Kate. With added extra Masonic BOOM!

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

So I can't be teh_kit anymore?
MAH BALLS.

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ people picking a 'funny for 30 seconds' psuedonym before realising they're stuck with it. It's a bit like that dream I had in which I'd drunkenly had a vagina tattooed on my forehead.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

Hey Kate, you are the more famous or is that infamous of us two Kate's where ILX is concerned so I felt you had more right to Kate plain and simple than I did. I guess neither of us have it now :)

― Kate, non masonic, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

<>: )

― RJG, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

I have reg'd teh_kit too. Unsure which to use now.

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ people picking a 'funny for 30 seconds' psuedonym before realising they're stuck with it. It's a bit like that dream I had in which I'd drunkenly had a vagina tattooed on my forehead.

is that the same time everyone wrote on you with black marker pen? :D

― lex pretend, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

Was mms, long time reader, infrequent poster, now cheasyweasel...no doubt still infrequent poster.

― cheasyweasel, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

Famous? Infamous?

I have to admit I felt a bit... odd when I saw a bunch of people jumping on you up thread because they thought you were me, rather than because you were saying anything that anyone else wasn't. (Grammatically clumbsy - that's how you can tell it's the real me.) But I guess it's just funny and says more about people's preconceptions than anything else.

Do you remember when we both changed our names to "We Are The Kate" and people thought that every thread was just someone talking to themselves? Oh, the amusement.

It would be great if yet a THIRD Kate joined the mix. :-)

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

I can think of at least two more.

― Ed, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

maybe i should ditch both names and reg as teh_kate.

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

I can talk to myself this way!

Electricity comes from other planets...

― kate, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

Is this real Kate or fake Kate now? I'm confused.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

We are the Kate! We are all the Kate.

― kate, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

As well as Groke I've taken this one too. Me so greedy.

― Tom, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

My mother's name is Kate, so I could ask her to show up and post I suppose. Except she won't because (a) she doesn't know how to work a computer and (b) she's dead.

― C J, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

(and I'm still Sam, same as before.)

i keep hearing this as in the dEUS song Sam Peckinpah's daughter. Which is a good thing, KUH-REAT song.

I'm Nathalie, what else do I need to explain about that?

― nathalie, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

Has no-one made the "Nasty, British & Short" gag yet?

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

I think I'm probably going to stick with Masonic Boom, but I just didn't want anyone else identity squatting on me. Besides, it would just be confusing (to me, more than anyone else) if someone else turned up and started posting as Kate.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

Get Tico Tico as well - old-skool!

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

Well I'm stick with what I picked I guess. Identifying myself as not being the other Kate is probably the only way to go for me around here.

― Kate, non masonic, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

Euro Kate vs. Kate Down Under: FITE

― StanM, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

i'm still the same

― estela, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

And don't you ever change!

― Mark C, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

FITE? I don't think there's any animosity between us. We have more in common than I have with anyone I else know.

― Kate, non masonic, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

i am beaming at you, mark c

― estela, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

Same old Snrub

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

And thank you everybody for not stealing my username.

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

I am jel --

Still the same really.

I am going to a job interview now. I have to do an IT test, I will fail the IT test. Oh well!!

― jel --, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

i had mister estela tie me to the clothesline until the urge had passed.

― estela, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

You get 15 years for stealing usernames.

― jel --, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

MANDEE HERE

― homosexual II, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

― estela, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

never mind

― estela, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

i love that mandee wanted to change her display name back to 'homosexual II' because her new one was deemed too ridiculous.

― blueski, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

sorry, homo just seems like home

― homosexual II, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Somehow I'm more confused than ever. Strange new world.

― DavidM, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

i'm spartacus

― gabbneb, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

hi its me latebloomer, i'm neither late nor blooming right now

― latebloomer, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

Ai Lien is my first name.

― Ai Lien, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

I'm glad Homosexual II is back. It just wouldn't be the same.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for making me feel better about my choice, matt

― homosexual II, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

Decided to claim real name as well as longtime pseudonym.

― WilliamC, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

i've done the same. i was considering using this as my main ID, but decided against it. i like being grimly fiendish. i feel simon would have to use the shift key more often.

― simon, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

people using two names interchangably is confusing me.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

wotcher

― Matt, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

i want my Scourage back ;_;

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Devinez qui suis-je.

Michel Blanc?

― nathalie, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

Are you saying I'm a talented but short and bald actor, Nathalie?

― Michael White, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

Hah! Mais non! :-)

― nathalie, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

That's exactly what she's trying to say.

― Matt, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

um, maybe I'm being stupid, but... I posted on this thread yesterday, and the message is gone now. did a mod delete it for some reason? is this a bug? ILX 2.0 confuses me.

― modestmickey, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

nevermind, figured it out.

― modestmickey, Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

This Would Never Have Happened With Me In Charge (Craig Bellamy 303-Wood Mix)

― Omnipotent Baby, Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

same as it ever was
same as it ever was

― Rob Bolton, Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

This Would Never Have Happened With Me In Charge (comprehensive overhaul to make ILX fast, responsive, secure and based on comprehensible code mix)

― Alan, Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

TIM@KFC.EDU

― TIM@KFC.EDU, Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

Well, I tweaked mine slightly. I guess it will take two mins for you guys to click which.

― Mark G, Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

I think I am still the saim.

― aimurchie, Friday, 23 February 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

For JW's benefit:

Sarah = Starry (I'm assuming?)
KitCat = Sarah (nee McLusky) from Chicago

― jaymc, Friday, 23 February 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

we're still havin' fun, and i'm still the one

― kenan, Friday, 23 February 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

that one guy

― M.V., Friday, 23 February 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

infrequent poster Donna B.

― Morley Timmons, Saturday, 24 February 2007 06:32 (eighteen years ago)

on Earth Prime I posted as Andrew L, but have always been Ward Fowler on Earth 2

― Ward Fowler, Saturday, 24 February 2007 08:07 (eighteen years ago)

i am i.

this thread has been useful!

― CharlieNo4, Saturday, 24 February 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

i'm ned
-- s1ocki

nope. *i* am ned!

― t**t, Saturday, 24 February 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)

a-a-a-and i once used to love 'postrophe's but now me loves me some *sterisks too!

― t**t, Saturday, 24 February 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE!

― The Amazing Randy, Saturday, 24 February 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

no wai! i am ned! rah!

― tehresa, Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

I am aimless.

― Aimless, Sunday, 25 February 2007 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

I really should've changed mine but I didn't want to have bother expaining how I used to be Ms Misery who is Sam who is really Susan. . .just too much hassle.

Can we legally change our names to our internet psuedonyms? Could this be an annual thing? Identity can be such a drag. . .

― Ms Misery, Sunday, 25 February 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

*ponders term 'identucally challenged'*

― t**t, Sunday, 25 February 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

*ponders keyboard*
*admits being keybroadly challenged*
*shuts up, fucks off*

― t**t, Sunday, 25 February 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Hi, this is Matt Olken. How's everyone in new-ILX- land?

― Moodles, Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

where's dan perry?

― teeny, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

arguing about ghost rider in the sandbox

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

Who is YGS???

― Jordan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

i'm jaymc

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

We're all jaymc.

― Jordan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

is he hivemind?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

like a construct of our collective subconscious or something?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

I love Tennyson and my name is Alfred Soto.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

or maybe what's jaymc to me isn't what's jaymc to you and that's totally different from what jaymc is to teeny.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

i want some fritos, man.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

We're all just rows in his spreadsheet, man.

― Jordan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

yeah man, yeah...

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

SILENCE, MINIONS.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

Identity theft

― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still confused about some of the new names... Who's "ENBB"? Or "Hard Like Armour"?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

Or "Andi Mags", or "GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ"?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 07:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'm really bad at remembering things like this, and when I finally started to know most ILXors from each other, comes this new registration thing and I'm confused again.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 09:29 (eighteen years ago)

There's a picture of ENBB on the "what do you look like" thread, and she has a most appealing ski-jump nose!
As to WHO???
WHO KNOWS???
I can't keep anyone straight either, Tuomas. I wish people would just be consistent! Am I supposed to guess who they are because of their continued love of Guinness and distaste for Nicolas Cage? Is this some kind of test? I FAIL.

― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

i used to post as 526

― 688, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

There was an ENBB on the old boards as well.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

Ah. I guess I haven't been spending enough time on ilx.

― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

Or "Andi Mags", or "GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ"?

Andi Mags used to post as Andi Headphones.

I'm assuming GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ is yournullfame.

From her photo, I thought ENBB was Colette, but it appears I am mistaken.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

hOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

― and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

Let's start a "ENBB, Who The Hell Are You?" thread.

― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

i'm batman.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

I like ENBB. She's seems to be fairly recent to Ilx (says she of 5+ years)

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

Same old same old.

― Madchen, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

Madchen In Mufti?

― blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm assuming GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ is yournullfame.

yeah. and i typed in "GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ" as a placeholder when i logged in for the first time, having no inkling i'd be stuck with it forever like we're playing some bad infocom text adventure from the 1980s.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

I think GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ is a lot better than "Count Nefaria" by any measure, and personally I find it kind of awesome

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE GUYS

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

this is ally, for anyone who hasn't figured that out already

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Jeff = Jeff-PTTL
jeff = deangulberry (?)

― jaymc, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

this is dog latin btw

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

j/k i'm momus

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

wait...i thought you were ned all of this time 8[

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Lurker of several years to infrequent poster.

― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

I am your saviour, returned from heaven.

Wait, where are you all going?

― Trayce, Thursday, 1 March 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

and I'm on the what do you look like thread too. I'm in the part hidden from prying eyes.

― Hard like armour, Thursday, 1 March 2007 06:44 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for letting me know about that usernasme... thingy... there, trayce.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 5 March 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah.

― Trayce, Monday, 5 March 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

i am "ath" which was always short for "Famous Athlete" which is what i was using on some other forum like four years ago even though i never really liked it, nor did i ever really like "ath" (especially since there's already a nathalie around here). i've been around ILX since early 2002, lurkin', infrequently postin', killin' threads, procrastinatin', unknowingly tryin' to emulate roast beef, u know how we do

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 5 March 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

I just saw this thread now! MattDC and Ms Misery are both right - I was on the old boards but not for very long. I started posting about four or five months ago when my husband told me about ILM where he's been posting for years! Mystery solved.

― ENBB, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

*one thousand ilx hearts break*

― RJG, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

Is HI DERE Dan Perry or something? I've asked elsewhere with no joy!

― kv_nol, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

R U unmarried? Or samthung?

― t**t, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

Yes it is. Who is your husband, ENBB?

(See here's where if we *could* change usernames, I'd change mine to ilx_spouses.xls.)

― jaymc, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Cheers jaymc.

― kv_nol, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

I just checked and found out I was wrong. He's been lurking for years, not posting. He's never posted regularly enough to be anybody specific or so I've just been told.

― ENBB, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

# A social and political ideology with the primary guiding principle that the state or nation is the highest priority, rather than personal or individual freedoms.
www.chgs.umn.edu/Educational_Resources/Curriculum/Witness_And_Legacy_-_Teacher_R/Glossary__Teacher_Resource_Boo/glossary__teacher_resource_boo.html

# a totalitarian political system led by a single dictator who allows no opposition, promoting an aggressive nationalism and often racism.
www.summit.org/resource/dictionary/

# A system of government that promotes extreme nationalism, repression, anticommunism, and is ruled by a dictator.
regentsprep.org/Regents/global/vocab/topic_alpha.cfm

# A political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts the nation above the individual; characterized by a centralized government and headed by a dictatorial leader.
library.thinkquest.org/13915/gather/glossary.htm

― JW, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

zaxxon is my favourite teenage waste-of-time (so much so that I have a full-sized one in the back room) and 25 is my favourite number

― zaxxon25, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

I really like a song called "Dimension 5ive."

― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

I'm here to approve or deny your Oink application.

― Oink Administrator, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, why do you include the chinese characters for "flourishing eggplant" at the end of your username? Inquiring minds need to know.

― Z S, Sunday, 27 April 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

aw, that's sweet!

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 27 April 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

goole
ice crӕm
Charlie Rose Nylund

― jaymc, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

i used to post as'DG'

― DG, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, why do you include the chinese characters for "flourishing eggplant" at the end of your username? Inquiring minds need to know.
-- Z S, Sunday, April 27, 2008 4:45 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

It mean tomato

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

Also I am thee eggplant wizard do you see

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

xls failure - goole is gff cnn duhh

― and what, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

ice cream is jhoshea duh

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

charlie rose nylund is charlie rose duh

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

Ah! Thanking you.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy was me

― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

oh i did not know that about goole and ice craem

― gbx, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

me either is that true? maybe it's not

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

I keep reading Tuomas's posts and thinking "when did I write that?"

― Thomas, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

- same initial letter as my last login
- intended as a misspelling of 'ghoul' since i returned from having myself banned. i think i lasted about 3 weeks.
- apparently it's an english town. i picked the word it because it looks vaguely stupid and ugly, lol.
- seriously i thought everbody knew it was 'me' ha. that's kind of funny.
- oh well cat's out of the bag now
- hope you can remember this somehow, jay mc.

― goole, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

Goole (the place) is vaguely stupid and ugly. you have chosen well.

― Thomas, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

The pieces are now falling into place:

>>>(the south) has the highest rates of interracial marriage.

by number maybe, but not per capita, which is minneapolis/st. paul, actually!

not that i have a source for this

-- goole, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 2:47 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

ashamed to admit i don't actually know the story of why the US somali community is so strong in the TCs. they do look miserable in the winter, but then everybody does ha

-- goole, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:57 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.defensetech.org/archives/mind_control.gif

― goole, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

thanks for the beer

― gbx, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

ha yeah. does that post about owing you five bucks make more sense now?

― goole, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

special guest stars mark bronson

― max, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

nick southall

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

SGSMB seems a little too LBZC to be Nick.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

are Local Garda and Parish Priest! ronan and gareth? those threads kind of have that 'systems thinking' magic about them

― goole, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

i thought goole was a google joke

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

mark bronson
think of an embittered britpop-hating brit

― Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

ha yeah. does that post about owing you five bucks make more sense now?

-- goole, Tuesday, August 26, 2008 12:14 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

― gbx, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

oh, enrique then

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

was gonna say....

― max, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

i thot goole was nrq for a day

― max, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

princess for a day moreliek

― goole, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

I keep reading Tuomas's posts and thinking "when did I write that?"

-- Thomas, Tuesday, August 26, 2008 1:00 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

so does Tuomas.

― some dude, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

*rolls around on floor dying of laughter*

― max, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

OK so uh this is where you explain to us who you actually are because yr new username is a little libcrypt

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

*gets max's joke*

― special guest stars mark bronson, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

I am a local Garda. I am concerned about the falling standards of morality in society.

― Local Garda, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

I posted for a while some time back as Phil D. Doubtful that anyone remembers, but hey.

― Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

I remember! That's why I've been banging my head against the wall going "I KNOW HE'S BEEN AROUND FOREVER BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE OLD LOGIN"

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

i used to be gabbneb

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

this used to be my playground *strikes a pose*

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Who's "Snoball"? Or "Local Garda"?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 10:59 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

Local Garda = Ronan, innit?

At first I thought "Bomb Sackantino" was a reference to Bob Sacamano.

― jaymc, Friday, 5 December 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

nah, it was the first thing i thought of that rhymed (kinda) with "dom pass"

― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 December 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Who is San Te? A new poster or an old one with an new name?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 5 August 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

And is Chrisv2010 the same as "The Velvet Bingo" Chris?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 5 August 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

we also have this thread

ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

pretty sure I know who San Te is, but like I said I dunno if he wants to be outed.

― dyao, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

You can't fool me. There ain't no San Te, cuz

― buzza, Friday, 6 August 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

And is Chrisv2010 the same as "The Velvet Bingo" Chris?

Yes.

― jaymc, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

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