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― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

for the sandbox ;_;

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude

Goodbye Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something as more than sexual
More than just our Marilyn Monroe

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

who are you

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

hahahah

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

it's me, the schef, duh lol

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

3/5 of the rhys chatham album i bought yesterday is really awesome, guys

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Alien Resurrection is more enjoyable if you pretend in your mind that 100% of the dialogue was improvised

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

not really

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Royal Trux's Accelerator + Ms. Pac Man=awes

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ron Perlman: Earth! What a shithole!

Ron Perlman: So Ripley, you've run into these things before, right? So, like, what'd ya do?
Sigourney Weaver: I died!

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

JUICY JUICY JUICE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

i guess it was better than van helsing but it was still terrible and there was no scenes of ANYONE turning into a werewolf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Van Helsing is more enjoyable if you pretend Kate Beckinsale is actually topless the whole time, and has no lines

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

There are mental techniques for turning almost any piece of filmic dreck into something kind of fun. I learned this from the fire element that is within me

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

please do not ever refer to ghost rider in the same theoretical breath as any of these other movies ever again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

also i have seen kate beckinsale topless and i'm gonna say do not want more tara reid tittied bitches, i'll rewatch only if i can pretend she's scarlet johannson, topless, with no lines the entire time, which basically makes it a totally different movie.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Accelerator is awesome.

― n/a, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

dude WTF i have actual work today????

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

t rex's electric warrior + sonic the hedgehog=awes

― jh0shea, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

dear nu-ILX,

heres two things that will make our new relationship more special:

1. stop logging me out!
2. dont boot me to new answers after i post!

love,
peter

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

anything + sonic the hedgehog = awesomes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

anything + electric warrior = likewise!

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

300 has mcnulty

― jh0shea, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm zr raises a good point actually

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

turncoats. screw all you guys.

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

this place sucks

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

it's not that bad

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS TERRIBLE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

i've managed to not get logged out tho so far

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

I got logged out a lunch and not since then.

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

it's not that different, it's not that bad. everybody just calm down and have a beer

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

i got nowhere else to go

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

bring me one beer cowboy and i shall drink it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

it keeps putting borders around my images and stretching them out and stuff

― jh0shea, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

i've been logged out like four times today but wvs. does anyone want to get lunch with me and actually get a beer? could use one, or twenty, today.

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

ok huge problem with this place is that it is impossible to read the lettering they've picked out for the "type in these letters if you've known me before" thing that you have to do to a) register b) send someone an e-mail or view any info about them.

well ok it's not a huge problem but it's annoying me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

zr yes but i have to do interviews today. i will go do that if it is for tomorrow tho.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

it is possible every day, is the thing

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

:D
that is the spirit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

man i can't wait til the summer then we can truly do that every day and be outdoors somewhere, perhaps, and it will rule, a lot. SUMMER OF AWESOME is what i am planning, this year.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i believe there was at some point in the long-ago past discussion of cheap tempura + beerz lunchtimes, correct? that should happen.

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

yes, we were going to do that last year but it never worked out for some reason. we need to make it happen as soon as it is over 55 degrees outside.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

TONIGHT WE POST IN HELL

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

"tonight"

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha man that is another thing that will not get old for at least a while

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Remember that you can't use HTML tags - look below for formatting help!

FUCK THAT MESSAGE ARG I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER TO POST WHATEVER BULLSHIT I WAS ABOUT TO POST

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

aw ghost rider needs a nap!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

sad story bro

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

i just want to know if it's me, man

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

you're kind of the devil's bounty hunter

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I hate school dudes

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

yeah man it's so gay i can't wait til summer break!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

school dudes are the worst

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn it my kingdom for an xpost warning

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

now is the semester of our discontent

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

DID SOMEONE SAY HORSE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

MADE ETERNAL SUMMER BY GHOST RIDER

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'm putting this here becaus eI can't put it there:

Comes under the category of 'putting them at their ease'/'warning them that you might do somethign irrational like smacking them upside the head for wasting your time'.

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

doesn't make a lot of sense, tho

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

god damn dude fucking ILX was my rock and redeemer

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

WHOOPS LOGGED OUT

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah ilx is on the list of things i should probably be done with for today

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's real easy to slip out of here. you kind of have to make an effort to keep inside all day.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

ok since other board is now not working for me i repost here

i just told interviewee to please excuse my spaced out behavior but i had a long weekend and was in dire need of a smoke and a coffee. bad behavior y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

IF U WANT TO WORK HERE U BETTER GET USED TO MY SHIT ALREADY, LADY!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

dude bad behavior is always a YES

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

i also referred to a couple of clients as assholes and then told her that there was plenty of opportunity to move up here but left out the "because everyone quits all of the time" part.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

NOW I GET MY COFFEE AND SMOKES

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Y Y Y Y Y Y

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

if she gets worried rather than relieved then you know not to hire her = it is an excellent strategy!

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

Mine come under yours

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

I just had a phone interview for another job & I forgot, silly me, nonprofit pay for web teams is SHIT, like $15K less than I make now and I don't get competitive pay for this field as it is!! for crying out loud why do they continually expect to get someone who has this incredible skillset & pay them less than entry-level receptionist

― daria-g, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

hah what part of nonprofit...

― jh0shea, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

i'm starting to find predictive advertising really creepy, i mean this is the front page on myspace for me:

Bruce Lee
Huge selection of Bruce Lee items.
ComparisonWarehouse.com

NFL Trivia
Think you know football? Take our Trivia to earn free prize
www.knowmuch.com

Bruce Lee Kung Fu TShirts
Wild Action T-Shirts Wholesale Pricing, Retail Sales
www.fullfunkfashion.com

Nfl Myspace Backgrounds
Buy Nfl Myspace Backgrounds on eBay Nfl Myspace Backgrounds for sale!
www.ebay.com

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

it's just like that movie where tom cruise doesn't commit the future murder

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

ok

the dude who sits next to me at work is having a conversation about some family and needing to get together with (family name) and how (family name) are tremendous people so on and so forth

these people's last name is apparently "gay"

this is extremely funny and i'm having a hard time not laughing my ass off

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

I misread that one thread as Postapocalypse/Ditka movies

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

that is the genre that ghost rider is in

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0384642/

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0074599/
postbropocalyptic butkus movies

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

The California Atoms are in last place with no hope of moving up. But by switching the mule from team mascot to team member, (He can kick 100 yard field goals!) they start winning, and move up in the rankings, Hurrah! The competition isn't so happy. Written by Brian W Martz

dear mr. martz

u r a treat

xo
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

that movie really does have the most amazing cast ever, doesn't it. (xpost to gus, probably)

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

it basically contains the entire universe and everything in it in one awesome movie. it is the yin to ghost rider's yang, is what i am saying.

my mom just e-mailed me some elaborate metaphor re: my sister's future in-laws that required me to know the inner workings of the sponge bob squarepants universe and she actually seems genuinely shocked that i had no idea what she meant. hmm.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

send it to my brother, he'll explain it

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

your brother should apparently hook up with my sister (not the marrying one) because she is blaming all of her sponge bob knowledge on j4mie now as if i'm actually going to believe that.

'i just figured this would all sound really familiar to you...' wtf!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

ICE ICE TOMBOT

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

this day sucks

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

well enjoy it anyway because tonight we dine in etc

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

great dude thanks for the awesome bummer news ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

ICE ICE NICCAGE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

dudes have you guys looked at the poster on wikipedia's page for that movie

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

omg that poster

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

for ghost rider? it's the same poster as everywhere

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/300_%28film%29

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

how good is the ghost rider movie on a scale of 1 to awesome?

― gbx, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahaha omg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

you guys, you guys have ghost rider on the brain

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, that depends on whether you think you'd like the best movie ever made, and how adept you are at harnessing the fire element within man

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

i'm pretty decent at that

― gbx, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider truly was the greatest movie of all time. it was like springsteen song + steve mcqueen stunt biking + flaming head of sam elliot + billie joe gothstrong + FLAMING HEADS AND MOTORCYCLES OMG WTF + "that was weird" and there is no way any other movie i will see in 2007 will beat that experience.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

you guys

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

sorry you missed it now, aren't you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

billie joe gothstrong

I must know more.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, you do it kind of like this:

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/2645/gr070gk0.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

As good as Con 'Put the bunny down' air?

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh man the put the bunny down is now making me think of WHY IS IT BURNT? HOW DID IT GET BURNT? HOW DID THE DOLL GET BURNT?! from wicker man

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

the more I think about wicker man the more I really hate how much badly paced pseudopsychological-thrilla bullshit we had to put up with just to see like nine seconds of him beating the shit out of leelee sobieski. it just keeps seeming more and more like we got chumped

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

i agree with you, there was way too much simpery face lady and nic cage being all "oh i love you i'm so depressed where's the girl" crap. needed way more beating the shit out of ladies and screaming and bear suits.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah ghost rider wasted no time in getting to the awesome (starting pretty much with "in the west, we use legends to explain the way things are. sometimes there's a man, well, sometimes, there's a man, who's the right ghost rider for his time and place.")

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

"in the west, we use legends to explain the way things are. sometimes there's a man, well, sometimes, there's a man, who's the right ghost rider for his time and place.")

Wait, was it really like this? Because NOW I AM INTRIGUED

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

sorta

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's what i liked about it, it was basically pretty awesome right from the first second, and stayed that way basically almost without fail until the last note of the song in the closing credits which we stayed and sat thru.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9281/gr393mw6.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

sam elliott has amazing hair

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

"can you keep up?"
"can you?"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i get a lot of weird emails, but the one from the novelist asking me to write part of her book in exchange for booze might take the cake?

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

I think I should see this this friday.

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'M SICK OF SITTING ROUND HERE TRYIN TO WRITE THIS BOOK

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

so bored

― gff, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

SO BORED LISTENING ABOUT GHOST RIDER

zzzzzzzzzz

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT "INDIE ROCK" MR QUE

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

BOY I SURE DO LOVE "THE SUPERCHUNKS" ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY TURN INTO FLAMING SKULLS AND BEAT UP STREET PUNKS OH WAIT THAT WAS GHOST RIDER

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

lololololololololololol

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

no, we've done indie rock.

wait, all day long i've been assuming ghost rider is Alex. But what if Ghost Rider is Brian????

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

what if we're all brian?? who knows on this newfangled msg board.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

No Alex is a girl now, and I am being crepey to him.

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

everyone

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

less bored!

― gff, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

the wankette is now this girl

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/401457514_1a254e293b.jpg?v=0

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

whoa damn alex lookin' good

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

si senor

haaaay since ilg is a ghost town, which is better, gran turismo 3 or 4 or waht.

― gff, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

i like sonic the hedgehog

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

i will put that in my spreadsheet

― gff, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Ally and Tom v3.0.3b

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/54752823_b4de73ec35.jpg?v=0

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh so alex gets to be a big tittied suicide girl and i'm stuck being an old lady with a hitler husband. GREAT ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

At home with the Qs

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/11/91330977_346e734082.jpg?v=0

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

sonic 2 is so awesome - i used to be able to beat the first stage in like 19 seconds. they give you a 50000 point bonus for coming in under 20 sec, which is ALSO an extra life and continue.

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

at home with the Qs is otm, they love tea

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

ok now the predictive ads on gmail are asking me to completely track my menstrual cycle for free. wtf.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Brian and Pete

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/201151892_16de589e30.jpg?v=0

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

these are the only pictures of any of us not taken at the big hunt, that's why they look so unfamiliar

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok now the predictive ads on gmail are asking me to completely track my menstrual cycle for free. wtf.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Monday, February 26, 2007 4:49 PM (5 minutes ago)

mine are all about the big lebowski!

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

you all look v different in daylight i gotta say

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

where is brian anyway, is he in sweden again or something?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

he mentioned atlanta, but i think he meant San Venganzas

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

San Van Fritos

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

guys guys guys guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogSIIlt0_bI

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

v important lessons in that clip for all of us, esp fans of cartilage head and ghost rider

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

gah fuck what the hell

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

dudes I want this bag.
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/UNDERCOV/RUNWAY/00190m.jpg
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/UNDERCOV/RUNWAY/00090m.jpg

― daria-g, Monday, 26 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

ok that is completely awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

why is it not showing!
BRAIN

― daria-g, Monday, 26 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh, it is? i just have image viewing turned off except some images show up randomly

― daria-g, Monday, 26 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

i can see it!! this board is weird, i think is the problem.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

it's fall/winter fashion show time in paris, I love it, this is when all the really weird stuff shows up
yohji yamamoto
http://xs112.xs.to/xs112/07091/r653514374.jpg

― daria-g, Monday, 26 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i have some complaints about this board!!! like really. have people been talking about this?

― gff, Monday, 26 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

weird is not a complaint

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

pete, on the phone to his mom, right now: "yeah, you should start saying 'blood diamonds' to people."

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, Ghostrider was AWESOME.

I mean, it could have something to do with the fact that I am 12 hours away from the first day of the second administration of the bar exam that I have sat for, and my brain is fucking SWIMMING in facts, formulae and doctrines, and Nic Cage, Eva Mendes and crew gave me just what I needed, but I think it FUCKING ROCKED. I mean, their choice for the Devil was some inspired genius. As soon as I heard the voice, I knew it was him. And, of course, I was expecting him to punctuate every sentence with "Man."

Campy as hell, the main villain was kind of lame, but I thought it was really fun, escapist humor that will prolly not earn nearly as much as it would have during the summer. This is Oscar season. Its time for serious cinema, and this was certainly not that.

Oh, and Eva Mendes? You are amazing to behold. WOOOO!!!!

― B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

MORE FASHION
http://i23.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/8d/d4/c158_1.JPG

― daria-g, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

OK the problem is, if you have view-images turned off, there's no link posted, so you don't even know someone put an image!

― daria-g, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

Argh work

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

argh being awake

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

we're pathetic

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

at least we're not fatties tho

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

i forgot a research meeting, and i think i have to go to men's warehouse now for a shirt, since MAYBE these academic stuffed-shirts dont love animal collective as much as i do.

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

lolz

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

humanities education staving off that lard

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

pete, i say you tell those washington fat-cats what's what

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

he was talking about academic stuffed shirts, not washington fat cats

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

and either way I think if I can wear carharts and doc martens to my job I think pete should be allowed to wear baltimore indie rock t-shirts to "research meetings" whatever that means

sounds like a "grown-up" version of "let's have a study group at my house for the group project" where by "grown-up" I mean "nobody brings beer"

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

sitting in their ivory towers, spitting on real americans what enjoy animal collective, it makes me sick

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like a "grown-up" version of "let's have a study group at my house for the group project" where by "grown-up" I mean "nobody brings beer"

now i kinda hope these liberal elitists just want to help pete with his science fair project

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

it's going to fuck with them when they find out his science fair project is about harvesting the bodies of executed criminals to build cyborg slave drones

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i hate it when that happens

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

"why do all you t-shirted indie rockers have the same idea for a science project? god"

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

awse

― awse, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.awes.org/icwe12/menubits/menuimages/icwe12menu_r10_c2.gif

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

hello dc, what's shaking?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

welcome aboard! I swear to god I fixed half the ugly shit in CSS and in the templates, it's coming down the pipe.
You must work in some really weird branch of the federal government for them to actually block port 8080! We don't block jack shit at the FBI except for the common IRC ports! I hate this place, it's so stupid!

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

and yeah anyway fucking ghost rider is a great piece of cinema!

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

i anticipate being fired later this afternoon so blocked ports don't really concern me anymore. but thanks for fixing the ugly stuff that i couldn't see. when i finally got here i didn't know what most of the bitching was about but then i realized it had probably been fixed in the interim.

ugh, i have that knot in your stomach when you're anticipating something really really unpleasant and i think i may actually be sick. at the least i know i won't finish my coffee.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

are they finally going to fire you for looking at GAY ASS PIX OF TOM BRADY during company time, then?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

wait a minute, you do work for the govt, right? how are you getting fired? maybe I should just shut up

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

it's a long story. i've made a lot of poor choices recently.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

im sorry kevin - best of luck, dude!

ps the best folk in the world are(is?) research folk

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

it's been many moons since I last traveled to the village of the research folk

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah! we are awesome!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

hey research folk could you use your powers to tell me whether zr is still alive and if he feels like jam tonight

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

i think he's at dockets - i just txted

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

txt msg: how u livin
txt response: kickin chicken

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/404041126_82163672bf.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

this is cracking me up i clearly need more sleep

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

i put exclamation points in the headers of all of my college essays.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

i once changed the ink color for each section of a 9th grade english paper, and my teacher, who totally ruled, FREAKED THE FUCK OUT

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

whoa that's brilliant

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

thats what i thought!

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

my last essay exam at UTK I wrote on both sides of the paper with a sharpie

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, I have a patron here who is checking out multiple copies of the same book, I'm thinking about killing this person, please advise.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

waht book is it

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

maybe he's going to cut out all the proofs of purchase and send them in to win a prize

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

It's a book that is VERY easy to find online, as it is a gov't document.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/books/us/constitution/4small.GIF

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Falls under category #2 up there

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

GMAIL JUST TOLD ME THIS

Party on a Duck
Combine nightclub with a duck ride Amphibious party departs Gaylord
www.PartyonaDuck.com

LET'S DO THIS??? Y/N (nb i haven't actually looked at the website but i don't need to)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

UH i tried to find a good img of nicolas cage in national treasure as yknow a sorta funny mostly lame thing to post, but i found something way better under "nicolas cage national treasure" GIS:

http://www.keithatkeith.com/wp-content/images/prayinpublic.jpg

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

ok WOW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Good stuff, will view thread again, shipped right on time. A++++

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE DOES THE DOOR LEAD TO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

THE MARK TWAIN CLAYMATION DEVIL CARTILAGE HEAD'S SPACE ISLAND???

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH FUCK FORGET I ASKED

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

also that does not look like nic cage

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

god lightning lighting up Afro?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1346/vrg45qj2.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

KUDOS

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://dcrockclub.blogspot.com/

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

fuk yeah

Were they really that good or was I just enjoying the show because of numerous pitchers of Magic Hat #9?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

that is a pretty otm review

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

so 3/4 flattering

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

i don't remember the thousands of dollars tho.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

too busy staring at my tits

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

fair enough.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

stock market is tanking i bet gabbneb is cry face

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

ok so i logged into myspace and see an ad that says this:

http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/e8/ec/e8ec875d042a06ebbcab84d3bea3ce2c.gif

in case that picture doesn't work it says "YOU CAN BE A LEVEL 70 NIGHT ELF HUNTER... ...and still get a degree!"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

i no longer understand the universe. i know i say that a lot but wtf.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

maybe its the fleetwood mac talking, dudes. but i really love you guys. seriously, you give me wingdings.

― 69, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

i love you too, dude. hugs!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3 <3 \m/

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

the last twenty minutes of checking the internets has been nothing but bff time, i am so cheered up now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

BLOOD DIAMONDS US, EVERY ONE

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

DC people, the other night when I was watching the Oscars and the movie Blood Diamond was nominated every other second, I thought of y'all!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

:D awesome

i missed the oscars, i don't remember what i was doing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS

on the way to work this morning I finally transcribed the lyrics of the ewok song at the end of ROTJ, in my head!!!

TOE ROCK
HE IS
MAAADE
OUT OF ROOOOCKS
HE IS
MADE OUT OF ROCKS
HE IS
MADE FROM ROOOOCKS
DOCTOR ROCKTOE ROCK! (toot toot)
DOCTOR ROCKTOE ROCK! (toot toot)
DOCTOR ROCKTOE ROOOOOOOCK
etc.

pretty smart huh guys

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

anyone want to pretend to be me at a lame party night

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to stay home and do all the things in this thread

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

I will send a DVD of songs of praise, you will know why it is more sacrilegious to wank to that than Benny Hinn.

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

anyone want to pretend to be me at a lame party night

In my mind, Elvis Costello is singing this

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

in my mind, he's singing the ewok song

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

dr. rocktoe rock (toot toot) - appropriate as a username?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

hi everyone i've lost all functional use of my left hand!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

also i like the username dr. rocktoe rock, would buy from again a+++++++++++

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

eek

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

what in the world did you do to it? You must have pinched a nerve somehow. I blame alex, and lack of wii activity. I killed a gigantic toad to earn a grappling hook which I then used to defeat an even more gigantic lamprey-squid-trilobite thingamabob last night, and even got the master sword from the sacred forest. both of my hands are apparently in the zone. how are you typing?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think any dude in the world should be asking how a person is typing one handed.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

James T Kirk, Mr Spock and Dr McCoy may go Matt Damon (The Departed, Bourne Identity), Adrien Brody (The Pianist and Gary Sinise (Forest Gump, Apollo 13). Scottish actor James McAvoy (Last King of Scotland) is rumoured to have landed the role of chief engineer Montgomery "Scotty" Scott.

holy shit with peanuts

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

it would sound like the best idea ever if instead of "matt damon" it said "nicolas cage"

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

hopefully at some point matt damon gets to explain to the other castmembers that his reasons for behaving like such an emotionless, alienated tough guy are because of the child abuse and the amnesia stressing him out

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

guys i think i just officially got over my "thing" for adrien brody.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

gary sinise and the "dammit jim, I'm a doctor, not a NOUN IN MAD LIBS" construction are a pretty good match, in my branes

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

If Nick Cage is Kirk then Kevin spacey should be Spock and Daniel Day Lewis should be mccoy (but only if he brings his accent from gangs of new york)

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

kevin spacey should be given a restraining order forcing him to be no less than 500 feet from all movie cameras at all times

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

back on topic though, can we get Peter Stormare to be the new Chekov

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't he given a theatre for this purpose?

Star trek is meant to be about scenery chewing.

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

kevin spacey is about chewing your brains out of your skull while you're still alive, though

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

that superman movie sucked so much

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha when tim burton was signed on to direct the superman movie he was gonna cast MR NIC CAGE

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that would've been 300x better than what that movie actually was

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

i, uh... well, i... i'm kinda an alien from the planet krypton

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

it's just too bad nic cage is too old to play speed racer

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe I just said that

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ alien line

kevin spacey sucked so bad in the superman movie yet somehow was the best thing about it. why didn't they just cast gene hackman.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

i'd like to see nic cage as pops racer, i think.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

who did we cast as inspector detector?

nic cage should get a cameo as the token initially antagonistic racer who turns out to be just a pawn forced by the real antagonists to try and fuck with speed

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

john turturro is inspector detector

where is everyone today?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ nerds:

There can be few quibbles about the casting of Oscar winners Brody and Sinise, but its hard to see Matt Damon as space lothario James T Kirk. An accomplished actor when well cast, Damon carries the unfortunate burden of looking about 15. We'd suggest Damon's writing partner on Good Will Hunting, Ben Affleck, or Nathan Fillion (Serenity) might be better choices.

"nathan fillion" you say

― gff, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

ben affleck is never a good decision

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

brian billion

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

brian blessed

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

SPACE LOTHARIO

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

BEN AFLAC

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

OH FUCK YES THE KILLFILE WORKS

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna go attempt to smoke a cigarette and carry a coffee with my crippled hands dudes, wish me luck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

dear stalin

u r adorable, u r hired :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

"SCIENCE, this is STALIN"

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh man that would rule, i think i'm just going to start doing that myself

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.civfanatics.com/gallery/files/1/stalin.primitive.gif

i'd ask brian to change "the russians" to "sciUHnce" but brian is apparently dead

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i love that fucking game

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=02282007

i think philippe and i have the same decision making flowchart

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

i have roast beef's, except for the chinese delivery part.

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

I wanna see lyle's

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

do you think if i order a reprint of the strip he would put my name in instead of philippe's???

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

ask and see!!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

an interesting tactic

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gaylemadeira.com/mahagonny.htm

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mis/286082460.html

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

damn, B

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

ok since pete isn't here i'll make his joke: now we know what happened to mw and brian.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Please tell me that is dan perry playing the part of 'Bishop in a portaloo'

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gaylemadeira.com/Mahagonny/God_came_10.jpg

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

ok that is great

btw ed it is funny, yr suggestion on flickr actually came up just last night re: wearing the wedding dress out to bars yet again, to see if we can get free drinks/springsteen's rider.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Haha no, that is not me! I am not 6'6" and I'm also not 50. I'm one of the guys humping the hookers and one of the dudes unhappily clutching a lunch box.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

^^wuz robbed

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

I SEE YOU

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers I'm one of the guys humping the hookers

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

pls post, I cannot find

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I see hookers but no humping

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gaylemadeira.com/Mahagonny/Finale_02.jpg

btw dan, can you procure me that woman in the red's shirt, shoes, and stockings? i think i will work that look for spring '07.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

If you are going to wear the dress, tom should dress like this

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh dude

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

from the thrust-pads that cause you to shoot forward to the thumping butt-rock soundtrack, you'll know you're in a Sonic game from the first menu

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Thrust pads are in the feminine hygiene aisle, no?

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

The humping hookers pic is captioned with ...they all end up on the table while Begbick drinks whisky and watches.

This was seriously the best opera ever.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Also the woman in red is the lead soprano and her shoes were awesome.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

WTF @ how i still love "pieces of me"

― 69, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i am in love with her shoes. i used to have a pair like that and then my old employer told me they were inappropriate for work so i got rid of them ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

man i'd love to see rise and fall of the city of mahagonny live. in german or in translation?

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

In translation, alas. Although we did get the following awesome exchange:

JIMMY: Come on out, Come on out, you old bag! This is Jimmy McIntyre from Alaska and he don't like it here!
BEGBICK: And just what is it you don't like here?
JIMMY: This... shithole!
BEGBICK: I believe I heard the word "shithole". Did you happen to say "shithole"?
JIMMY: Yeah, I said it; me, Jimmy McIntyre!
CAST: (to selves) What the hell is this awesomeness?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha i really want to change my login name now CURSES

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i am really regretting not saying fuck it and coming up to boston to see this now :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Tickets sold out before the show opened, though!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh well then i'm glad i didn't say fuck it and came up to see it because i would've screwed that up and then just been stuck in boston

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that would have sucked.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

aren't you coming to dc soonish? i really should get back up to boston sometime. i'm theoretically supposed to go up there for work but i'm lazy.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know when we're coming down to DC next. I think my brother's bachelor party is supposed to be in Las Vegas or something.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/2/28/f_idiedm_d8937d4.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

:D

i encourage the nu-nu-nu-dcilx cryptic login name trend

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha awesomes

hey tom, do you have any idea what you might want to eat for dinner in, oh, three weeks? my mom is doing that "thing" she does again where she accuses me of being anorexic and then bothers me for weeks about what kind of food you enjoy to eat as if you're like hideously picky.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

"tom's on an all live-kitten diet now mom so just stop by PetSmart and we'll be over at 6."

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

if anyone else wants to chime in on what should be eaten feel free, you're all invited as far as i'm concerned

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

I like enchiladas and shit

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

xpost well now we know what kevin wants

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

hey I am not really participating on nu-ilx on a regular basis until it gets its shit sorted out also I am v.v.busy but I wanted to show all y'all what my little cousins were wearing when I arrived in atlanta:

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/2/28/f_cousinsm_b73ab12.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna tell her we want steaks and altoids and watch her head slowly explode

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

yr little cousins are fucking lifetime bros and don't even let anyone tell you otherwise. they need to come to the next super bowl party.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

haha i only just figured out who ally was, i have no idea which of you people are alex or zr or brian or dan. this is waht it means to get old.

lyle's flowchart would be "is there whiskey" --> yes --> drink it --> fall asleep, or no --> go straight to falling asleep

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

i would tell her that you don't care what's for dinner as long as there are at least two bottles of bushmill's and you don't have to share yours.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

i told her "fettucine alfredo" in the end

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

we'd all get arrested

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

XPOST

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

TO SOMETHING, YOU MAKE THE CALL

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

there are no laws in arizona

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

arizona is sparta, isn't it

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

i should find the pictures i have of my dad dragging everyone i brought one holiday out to the desert to shoot cactuses. i have no idea wtf that was about.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

sparta had two kings

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

"I don't want to make fettucini alfredo, I have been making it crap lately :("

;_; that is what i want tho!!!!!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

IN FACT I THINK MAYBE I WILL MAKE THIS FOR DINNER TONIGHT, TAKE THAT MOM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

SHAZAMS BITCH

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

ok going on peapod while hungry is like the worst idea i've ever had

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

thesis research afterparty in rural wisconsin in april y/n

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know what that means

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

should i attend

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

i vote yes.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm. yeah, i guess, why not.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

it's beloit so i could swing by chicago and we could drink ourselves into stupors and make bad decisions

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

spine failing

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

it's beloit so i could swing by chicago and we could drink ourselves into stupors and make bad decisions

totally ghost rider, totally. i will be out of the state until april 3rd though so make it middle to late april.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

im going to the dentist next week - i gotta start taking care

― 69, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

that does't help with yr spine giving out dude

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

trust me, it will happen, no dentist can stop it. I'm living proof, today

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck happened to the 600 million lighters that live in my apartment

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider, will you be taking a flaming chopper here or travelling via BOXCAR?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't been to a dentist in like ten years

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha everything's funnier when prefaced with "ghost rider,"

(i will arrange for thousands of helicopters -- with blades spinning -- to be set along major roads between dc and chicago, then i'll jump them all on my motorcycle, landing somewhere outside your local)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

it was my daddy's idea

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

omfg that is going to seriously damage the beltway commute

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

that does't help with yr spine giving out dude

Maybe he has spinal teeth...?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, it will probably seriously fuck up the #66 chicago ave. bus schedule too.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

it'll be sooooooooo worth it though

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, especially if the patio is open at my local. that would be a hell of a thing to watch.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

my teeth look like yellowy and ugly - the last straw was when i stabbed my gums with the bottom of a pen

― 69, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

wait why are you stabbing yourself with a pen

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

Wednesday is Stab Yrself With A Pen Day.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

that is bullshit

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god can I go home in a wheelchair? we have turned into a family of cripples today

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

:/ are you ok?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

would offer back rub but wonky wrist and all...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

I get gatorade from vending machine, perhaps that will assist in cramp reduction

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna eat jellybeans and assume that will help my problems :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

do you have martini glass 4 jellybeans

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

;_;
no

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

why are you people always crying

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

we're really emo

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

this is my team courage badge, it cries too
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/medal.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5601#unread

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

that badge, omg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

ok that thread is hilarious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

ok blue gatorade is almost as good as red gatorade

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

you gonna get blue tongue

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

i've come back around to the original lemon-lime gatorade as being tops. followed by orange.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

lord of war is going to be at our house tomorrow :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

Questions:

Whose zoo plane is the wankette going to be on in '08?

Why have I never drunk jonnie walker before? Black label is pretty otm.

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

black label otm!

i have no idea who will actually let bloggers cover them but other wankette and i have been making plans to travel to the primaries.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

black label otm OTM! Damn good for a blend.

TIP: Chr1st0pher H1tch3ns only drinks black label. If you go to his apartment you are likely to get a bottle of nice scotch that someone else gave him because he's not gonna drink it.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

I need some ILXadvice

first: these glasses. The outer frame is more flat grey and not grey-blue as the pic makes it look. Y or N?
http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/2/28/f_glassesm_e1c4b1b.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

YAES

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

second, my previous employer just called to offer me a job. They made it sound like there are a lot of good projects going on and it would be worth my while. They also said there were no bad feelings there from my last time around and I thought "wait waht u laid me off why would U have bad feelings?" I said I'd meet them for lunch (it's just lunch!) but I'm not sure it kind of feels like maybe the hot but emotionally abusive ex-girlfriend is saying "you know we made a great couple!"

― I DIED, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

I might get into blends. Poith Dubh being the king.

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

Also

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/406157473_6d43be8710.jpg?v=0

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

1. i like those glasses
2. BEING LOGGED IN AS TOM FOR A FEW SECONDS REVEALED A SECRET ILX BOARD!!!!!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

dear fettucine alfredo:

UH sorry i fucked you up so bad, i have no idea how i did that. guess i should've paid attention to you instead of fucking around with my camera lol

dear sauce that resulted from trying to redo fucked up alfredo sauce:
WHOA MARRY ME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

dear the three people calling me to demand that i go to the black cat right now,

no no no no no no no no no no no no no

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno how you do it dude, i am basically passing out right now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

it helps to be a complete idiot

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

but i was only tempted for a minute, now i'm just chillin out with some mexican beers, some cigarettes, and all this evelyn waugh.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

that actually seems like a better idea.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

first good one i've had since january or so, i should probably go rob a liquor store or something to make up for it

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh i would totally go rob all of these liquor stores but i think the firepower is lacking.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-935.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/170/114/10049997/n10049997_32822935_6211.jpg
i'm going to steal this outfit while in arizona

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

ally can i get your sister email why because she look intersting.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

it's something like specialprincessanime9873@hotmail.com or some crap like that, i actually refused to e-mail her because of this

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

if i get her on gmail tho you can totally have it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

ok i just found a picture of my other sister in a pirate hat and i'm wondering if i should just buy one before going to az, i don't want to feel out of place???

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

I should read a book. one that's not about computers. someone please recommend me something contemporary to read?

― daria-g, Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

i just read this which was fast but good.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/406459799_fbdf8cc8ab_o.jpg

ok this is hilarious to me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

ok i'm bored so i'm gonna post a couple more of this shit lib sent me
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/406478207_96aa96c3a3_o.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/406479649_52fa63a96e.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/406479645_53277a4f02.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/406479644_1920147223_o.jpg

GUESSING I KNOW THE BLACKED OUT LAST NAME ON THE FINAL PIC

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

/ethan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS ALL V V IMPORTANT

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 1 March 2007 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

i should forward you the e-mail so you can read the one that says "suck my dick faggot" as the answer, and also the elephant one.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

PLS DO!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 1 March 2007 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO DC AGAIN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

I DOn'T KNOW. MAYBE $GIRL WILL TAKE ME AWAY FOREVER AND EVER :D??

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 1 March 2007 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

ooooooo why i am so hung over

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

because of drinks

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

Why have I never drunk jonnie walker before? Black label is pretty otm

a couple of years ago this was my steady drink. my friend's wife got him a bottle of johnnie walker green for xmas two years ago and it was like drinking liquid velvet.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

man, it's not like i got much more sleep than usual, but i feel so much better than i have in weeks. turns out drinking maybe three or four beers is better for you than drinking all the beers???

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

wait, no that's crazy talk. i clearly feel good because february's finally fucking over.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

stop gloating, ghost rider

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

waiting for mark wahlberg to not be alive.

― darraghmac, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

waiting for mark wahlberg to not be alive.

that sounds like it should be a M.O.T.O. album title.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03012007

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

wait THAT is exactly like my decision tree chart. i thought philippe had it but it turns out, unsurprisingly, that this is a homeboy.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

The centre line is key, I think.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

By popular demand: for no extra charge, we will replace Roast Beef's name with your own (or another) when you order a copy of this strip! Include your preferred name in the Message to Seller field when you check out.

haha did THE SCHEF send some emails?

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

I immediately googled geil kuhnz logic backsiphon and was really disappointed it's just made up

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

I think that should get in to Wikipedia, with lots of cross references, right now.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

I'm doing a lot of thinking today.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

the calm before the storm

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

now's the time to fire off our rocket rescue mission

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

guys why does my friends always want to send me surveys in the emails and why do i always feel like i'd be a guilty bastard if i don't answer them. do they REALLY care who the last person i went out on the town with was?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0362.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

OH NO THE CURE IS ON THE RADIO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

just lie. say the last person you went out on the town with was either andrew jackson or the corpse from "weekend at bernie's".

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

man i need a dress like that lady in the stripey dress is what is up

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Probably the best movie musical ever, I love that film.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

fuckin sailors

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.duckipedia.de/images/thumb/f/f4/200px-Donald_duck_stor_121201c.jpg/180px-200px-Donald_duck_stor_121201c.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Airforce men don't have quite the same joie de vivre and aren't know for their tapdancing.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe the "Wildside" video isn't on youtube, or else I would have posted it now.

― billstevejim, Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait I forgot, [Removed Illegal Link]

― billstevejim, Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

well i'm just going to go back to bed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/406857186_47cce6c04e_o.png

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

In other news the man from SISC is in the process of getting me a new badge for a new building at a new salary for a new federal agency right now as I type this. That is happening. Is it blowing my mind?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

Congrats.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I kind of want to see the spongebob movie now

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

spongebob movie is seriously awesome, i would totally watch it again.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Nfl Player

Buy Nfl Player on eBay Nfl Player for sale!
www.ebay.com

^^^^^^^ i do not believe myspace's lies

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Nfl players are clearly too big and real for ebay!

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

lol it's probably randy moss anyway

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

:D @ awesome dentist appt

― 69, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

did you get any cavities?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

i just voted for us in the "nuke a regional thread" poll. it's the only way to be sure.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Like I said on the 'cooler, I want post-apolcalytic mutant powers.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

ok THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS jesus check the wikipedia already

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

no cavities + pretty dentist!

― 69, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha pete i love you stay golden

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

ok i'm just imagining now that pete was the "all of the ladies in the safeway" missed connections dude from back in arlington.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha DUDE HE TOTALLY WAS

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

"all you ladies in the rosslyn safeway, you ladies are lookin totally fine, all of the time. I'm that guy that shops at the safeway! If you see me, say hi!"

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

me: dude with no cavities, flipper shirt
you: all of the ladies in the safeway wine aisle
meet me on the bus?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

the problem with his missed connection is that he never really described himself, in any of them. how could any of us find him and ravage his body over and over again if he refuses to tell us which dude he is?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

it was a collective post by any/all dudes of that safeway.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

location: yr boobies
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

rankin ur boobage

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Damn right.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

i am getting conflicting answers in my future haircolor gchat informal poll. now i am confused. ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

This is the shittiest blog post ever made by anyone, guys

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

tell godin to fucking step off schefter style

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

fuck I have to work sunday! these fuckers

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

He travels the galaxy building and maintaining stations where you have to deal with and serve all manner of wacky characters: a voodoo chicken, ninja starfish, filmmaker pigs, etc. These characters all have things they want from you and your goal is to take care of them so you can become the ultimate space station tycoon. Sometimes you will need to do what they want in order to progress through the game, other times you have more choice on how to deal with them. What you do can change how the character feels about you or acts later in the game. Charging a guy to use your restroom might seem like a good idea at the time, but letting him pee for free could be better in the long run.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, I will tell you what I tell all the girls: Annie Lennox 1984.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

lol u r quitting ur job just don't go in

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Ed you have been trying to get me to do that for at least 5 years now via my hundreds of hair style threads and i just am not britney enough ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

dudes if i ban all the commenters on the wankette will you guys take their places? i hate all of them a lot.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oh are their comments interfering with you sitting at home listening to music and smoking and making yourself some drinks while you make fun of politicians on the internet? I'm sorry.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

[/nasty]

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

i do not know how to comment on your "wankette blog" otherwise i would do so

thx
schefs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

^^^see, that's the kind of funny i wish they'd bring to the game

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to tom

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

I did not spend like 6 hours total working on the CSS and formatting issues with the nu ILX so we could all just do this over in bigger dumber letters on a beige background at yr job

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

you mother fucker

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

you can use html tho, over there

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

can I dip my balls in it

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

tom the thing is that this place still kind of looks manky and ALSO it's not like we don't all obviously have the time to do both from time to time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

attn people with sound on their work computers:

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=AnnaBleker

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

R1chard: OK i just bought into an int'l mutual index fund using my fidelity account
me: that is the gayest thing you have ever texted me

WAS I WRONG TO SAY THAT? i got a big sad face

(hi rg i know you are reading)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

no good job kudos
buy cheap sell high

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

plus anybody who knows anything knows american shit is all way overvalued these days

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

ok well i'm glad i reposted that, you can make him feel better about his decision.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

One day I will find a girl to mould to my image.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

jesus my parents' house is becoming like a flophouse for random japanese boyfriends

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

that band is shit, tell your parents to get some taste

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Send me your sisters I'll straighten them out.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

wankette i went to your blog and all it had was TERRIBLE pics of you! WTF?

http://cache.wonkette.com/assets/images/gallery/3/2007/03/medium_406918118_994b6e9b99_o.jpg

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

u guys are v v creepy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

brian i just spit my water across my desk, thanks

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

i will comment on all these gawkermedia blogs

― daria-g, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Brian that is the meanest thing said to the wanket all week

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

no problem, would post again

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

i will comment on all these blogs IF i can have "1000 tony romo djs" as username

― daria-g, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

i WISH i could pull off that suit!

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm reading this thread backwards.. tom, is seth godin another of the web 2.0 evangelicals who are on the path to gtd productivity nirvana? i am not convinced any of these people actually exist, I think they are robots

― daria-g, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a, i just made my username on wankette "the schef" so i don't see why you can't be that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

seth godin is a marketer who likes the way his fingers feel when he types "web 2.0", yes, and is really looking forward to being able to type "web 3.0" or better yet something like "unWeb" or something else equally totally fucking lame and guaranteed to make living creatures with a clue to hate him on stimulus

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

I feel like I should stalk nabisco round the wankette and call him OTM.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh, that's totally a different, dumber nabisco

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i don't know who has invites and who doesn't just email me if you want one

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

how do i shot username?

― daria-g, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

thanks! got it

― daria-g, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

>>> Allison M1llar 03/01 2:08 PM >>>
1/4 pg for W4dsworth C3nter

>>> 1an K1ng 3/1/2007 2:09:59 PM >>>
There you go! 5.33 more pages and we are in business.

>>> Allison M1llar 03/01 2:16 PM >>>
just another 21 1/4 pages and we're good, I'm sure that is doable by Monday!

>>> 1an K1ng 3/1/2007
If anyone can do it I think its you.

THAT'S SWEET DARLING BUT SERIOUSLY WAHT R U TALKIN ABOUT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

I feel far too uniformed to post on your blog, not that that seems to stop anyone else.

― Ed, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

haha can we call yr boss JANKING from now on, as his googleprooph'd title?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah sure, i don't see why not

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

ok i am having massive troubles with getting into gmail. wtf this day.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

all cosmic schefter branded products to be aquired by gawkewr media for package of stock/cocaine and fully honor all options owd to schefterblog contributors

― jh0shea, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

gawkewr, isn't that run by ukrainian wiccans or something

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Hey guys, plz go to John Justen's birfday thread and invent a gross drink for him to drink tonight. (I gave him one called the "Diarrhea Martini"; if you can't be bothered with creativity, just vote for that one)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

the wanket and the houshmandzadeh are going to get the WE DIED treatment in the head of a big wooden hippie robot that's on fire

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

that's what happens on gawkewr island

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

i warned u not to fuck wit these ukrainian wiggaz

― jh0shea, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

whatever you are talking about, i'm into but he has already gotten the WE DIED treatment, remember? we have to go through everyone one by one before we start repeating people.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

last nite my friend who's a hs teacher in the nyc public schools said one of her students was all miss yr a chistian right?

she responds no i'm jewish

then another student goes BUT I THOUGHTS U WERE A HIPPY!?

my friend wha???

2nd student well you smoke weed all the time right?

my friend who told you that? (and u know hippie isn't a religion right?)

2nd student miss -------- (her co-teacher)

my friend WTF

and she does of course smoke weed all the time

― jh0shea, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

lolz

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

are you a christian
no i'm a soldier

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

we are coming up with so many awesome drinks on the john justen thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

we should try ALL of them next time we all hang out, which is like tomorrow

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

I WOULD DRINK ALL OF THESE GARGAMEL SPECIALS

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

next time i am in boston = WE MAKE THAT HAPPEN

yr wife will kill me? y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Probably she will resurrect me from the fatal hangover so that she can kill me, but it will be worthy it because YUM SMURFY GOODNESS

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes I really do miss the taste of cheap yellow beer with hot sauce in it

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

tombot this is just like the chorizo thing - you know there's an easy way to make it happen.

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

I AM AT WORK WAITING ON EMAIL ABOUT MY NEXT WORK

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

easy way to make either of those things happen:
keep dropping hints until allyzay gives in and gets ingredients for puff pastry + chorizo and makes it, and buys a couple 6ers of beerz for next time ppl come over

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

guys wanna come over tonight

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

IS LORD OF WAR THERE YET

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

it should be there by now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I WOULD TOTALLY COME OVER but I'm in Boston.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

omg send it back srsly

― jh0shea, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

NO WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

am i the only one who keeps getting dan and brian confused

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

ALL CAPS POWER

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

I DO TOO

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

yay us and shit bros

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

"I DIED" and "HI DERE" are very similar, it's a fair confusion.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

it's not the usernames, i think it might be the haircuts or something

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

yay us and shit bros
yay us and shit bros
yay us and shit bros
yay us and shit bros
yay us and shit bros
yay us and shit bros
yay us and shit bros
yay us and shit bros

WAHT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

I think there's rat poison in the whiskey sours at Felix - I had 3 last night and I STILL feel like shit.

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

I think I should concatenate all of the DC threads into a screenplay.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

who is the cast

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know yet! All of my cameos will probably be played by Donald Faison.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

bob saget, winona ryder, eugene levy and orlando jones

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

no i disagree with your cast

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

i mean FIRST OF ALL that is not enough people. SECOND OF ALL those people are v terrible except orlando jones who was alright in THE REPLACEMENTS and maybe THE TIME MACHINE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Actually everyone will be played by Eddie Murphy.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

YES

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

guys do you know what movie was terrible? the time machine. i was dragged to that in the theatres and everything--wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

orlando jones as eddie murphy playing everybody except donald faison. yes this will be an excellent picture full of the real things people care about and make them think a lot on the way home.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

what will be the title?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

tombot and jw should be played by nic cage from con air and fat nic cage from adaptation, respectively

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

HE DIED: THE ADAM SCHEFTER STORY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

tombot = david caruso
ally = winona ryder
zack & pete = the olsen twins
alex = sarah silverman

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

i see tombot and jw more like nic cage and john travolta in face off

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

OMG that movie made me hate Guy Pearce! And Samantha Mumba (although that wasn't really a stretch/change).

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

UHdaptation: Miami

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

can I please keep my face for the whole movie though

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

ok guys discovery: david caruso spends the entire hour of csi miami talking exactly like he does in those clips. it never stops. he is like the new christopher walken.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

You want David Caruso's face?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

can steve buscemi play me in an unbilled walk-on cameo?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Would you keep david caruso's face for the whole movie if someone offered you a million pounds

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/384862243_baccc3dd85.jpg: THE MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

I think Larry Blackmon from Cameo should play you.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

man this is going to be an excellent movie

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Better than "Ultraviolet"!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

also can my costume be this
http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/1719-noscale-kristof_e_440.jpg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

larry blackmon's codpiece should be voiced by david caruso

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure why your costume isn't that every single day

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

wait i want to be played by wii ditka

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

ZR: ED ASNER
PETE: DON KNOTTS

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

larry blackmon's codpiece should be voiced by david caruso

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

destructoid.com??!!

― daria-g, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

ENTIRE REST OF BOARD: FIELD GOAL-KICKING MULE

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

the stage adaptation will be a 5-hour one act play set entirely at the big hunt

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

destructoid.com will be played by The Ballzoid

Dr. Ben and Mr. Kitty will be in it, but they will be playing Ben Roethlisberger and Derek Jeter, respectively, like when the cops who pulled the French Connection bust are actually in the French Connection movie

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

the stage adaptation will be a 5-hour one act play set entirely at the big hunt

I DIED on Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:01 PM (28 seconds ago)

haha i think beckett beat us to this one.

iirc it was also called "I DIED"

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

wait no i think ben and derek should be playing the cats, you have it backwards

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to be played by Danny DeVito.

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

dudes can we please contribute CATS PLAYING BASEBALL to the ilx comp

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

i mean contribute it to "SCHEFTER'S LOVE THEME: SONGS INSPIRED BY 'I DIED'"

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

dudes one day the real Adam Schefter is going to die and we're going to have to explain to our children why our reaction to a seemingly minor piece of news is so ridiculous and OTT

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

for the recording of "CATS PLAYING BASEBALL" we'll just put a mic in the room and sing along to the wii music.

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't even thought of that, why you gotta bring down the room.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

or if not our children then probably at least the bar waitress

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

also yeah let's just go ahead and record cats playing baseball, then have tombot and brian both do remixes of it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna say, we're gonna have to explain a lot to these so-called "children"

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

if adam schefter dies, which he won't because he is a cosmic entity btw, i will go to his funeral and cry thousands of heartfelt emotion tears.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

If adam schefter dies I assume he'll lie in state at the capitol

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

guys this bummed me out

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

emo kids

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

wii sports baseball theme not available on itunes? 2007 has been a real disappointment.

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://edge.i-hacked.com/wii-sports-music-for-ringtones

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stupidshiz.com/list.cfm?category=wii

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

YES

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

lol sonned

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

whatevs

http://www.yousendit.com/download/MFo0a0ZZQTY0b0I1VEE9PQ

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

soooooooooooooooo bored

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

guys let's just make our own comp

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/1/f_albumm_fb00e45.jpg

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

where is the epcot-dillo tank from

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

that's TARKUS, dude

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarkus

― I DIED, Thursday, 1 March 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

I knew it seemed familiar for some reason. Thought maybe I had defeated it with a boomerang in a cave while drunk. Nope! Oh well.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

guys lets make that album happen, asap

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

our new haircuts will ensure the success of this venture

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/5/59/Afos.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005S84K.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

bros i just got the offer letter. now putting heat under the sucker. also nuilx looks better on the wii than the old ilx!

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

blood diamonds, TOMBOT!

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

blood fuckin diamonds bro-tan

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

Results of my kitchen experimentation a couple nights ago:

1. spiced simple syrup (last batch was used up in the great hot toddy/wii snowstorm of 2007). I made this batch more concentrated and let the spices infuse for an extra day after cooking before straining it.

2. candied whole kumquats - These are awesome. Trying to decide whether to leave the hole or cut them in half o remove seeds for easier eating. All the simple syrup that these cooked in is now quite citrusy, too.

3. sage infused vodka - this is very sagey (and green!), but I have no uses in mind yet. Going to leave the sage in for one more day. Suggestions?

4. serrano chile infused vodka - holy shit, dudes. Strained and rebottled it tonight. It hurts so good. Can hardly be had on its own, will have to be used in mixed drinks.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

suggestions for your sage vodka: give to me, allow me to drink all of it.

also serrano vodka = bloody marys day is right around the corner, i can feel it??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

The serrano vodka is frightening to me in its power, I am in awe.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

how long do you leave shit in for when you are infusing?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

the Raising the Bar book I have has an interesting technique, with hebs you shake them with a couple ounces of boiling water to steep them for a few minutes before adding vodka and letting it infuse. I toasted the peppers before adding them. Depending on what it is, as little as a few hours can do the trick. With fruits sometimes you can just leave them sitting in there, but in general 2-3 days is going to give you as much as you need, then remove the added stuff and rebottle.

Of course, I cannot stress enough the importance of tasting everything you're working on at least once a day.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

or once an hour, even, maybe...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

also we bought more gin. no hats though

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU THAT IS BLOWING MY MIND ARE YOU POSTING WITH TELEPATHY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

TURN THAT MOTHER OUT IS IT A BASIC TIME OF FRIENDS??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES GOT WAY RAW ON GIN

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.interpunk.com/itemimages2/72286.jpg

― daria-g, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

this is some alex & pete level of lol gay we have going on in our apt right now

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS I'M GONNA ORDER THAT COMIC RIGHT NOW

BUT REPLACE "RAY SMUCKLES" WITH "THE SCHEF"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

THROW YOUR HAT AWAY IN THE CAN AND RALLY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

also mancake wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i could post the miis on here from this thing or have them show up as avatars like

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

"I am ordering the March 1, 2007 Ray Smuckles Decision Making Flowchart strip. If possible, can you replace the name with "Adam Schefter" (or just "Schefter" if the full thing doesn't fit)? Thank you!"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

best $30 i'm going to spend in a long, long time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

next thread name to be "Schefter got way raw on gin"

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

there was this dc band called frodus who had a side project called mancake where they dressed up in costumes and sometimes threw food at the audience

― daria-g, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

i was going to post that right after the dcilx compilation but once again i forgot there's no xpost warning

― daria-g, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

i like that schefter has become an idol to all of ilx, not just football fans.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

the no xpost warning is basically fucking up everyone's lives around here? it's lame.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

lolololol

shouted from other room

"don't name it after adam schefter!"
"why not?"
"because...what if he DIES?"

lolololololol

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

I would totally not be able to photoshop "HE DIED" over Adam Schefter through my own tears.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

let's not discuss this, it is too depressing to even kind of consider.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

things that are awesome:

* rye
* giving yourself a haircut

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

mmmm rye

desperately want to try this, but no one around here carries it

― milo z, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

* the karate kid

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

can't you just order it, milo?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

there's a big button that says order, i'm ordering some right now

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

OTM OTM OTM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

I just found that place tonight, orderingwill come when I have some extra money.

― milo z, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

or, fuck it, I may not have money but I've got a platinum Visa.

― milo z, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

YES DO IT

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

TONIGHT WE DRINK RYE IN HELLLLL

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

i do not have ;_;

so i will drink gin in hell instead

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

[Fuckin' illigal link BS Drinkin' Island is inside each of us, my son]http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03022007[/link]

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 09:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6682/expressrx2.jpg

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

the express has outed us

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k54/fryman04/coolprofile/Images/Glitter_Images/Glitter_Animals/images/14.gif

Ghost Rider 2: Steeds From Hell

― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

I considered commenting on your blog, but then I read the comments and have decided that all your readers deserve to be ruled by congressman uberfürher from San Diego.

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/2/f_hrcm_0aee560.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

now they'll never let me in the military ;_;

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

ok i was just coming here to post about that. HILARIOUS guys.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

wow achewood btw keeps climbing to higher and higher heights.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

who is that long-haired gauy with a_p????

― 69, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

sam elliot

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

wow achewood btw keeps climbing to higher and higher heights.

Damn straight

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

i just misread the sarah silverman thread title as "sarah silverman is the nu-adam schefter".

i'm blaming it on the hangover.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

today's achewood, it's disappointing to me, why do we always go down the top path, and not any of the others? I guess because we don't know Todd or "Crawler D" or "Jojo." Also, Big Hunt::Mud Scow - EXACTLY

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

OK Who is Drinkin Island now

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

I am hangover free, despite having drunk all the beers, hooray for ordinary. LOL at white folks, myself included, singing umkonto we sizwe above a pub.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

ok that is all what YOU think

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

he mentioned a pub = it is Ed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Damn good pub round the corner from my house that I stopped going to, which is foolish, as it has good beer, good food, good DJs and an ace 7" jukebox upstairs.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

I think the best idea is to order prints of all of these flowcharts and frame them and put them up somewhere ASAP
hopefully we get Cornelius and Teodor editions too.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

okay dudes, I'm just gonna throw this out there like "what what" but we could go to Temperance Hall tonight and commandeer the downstairs. It won't be crowded and I hear the convenience thing but it's like we're going to be there 5 hours anyway.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

BAN ME

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

Drinkin' Island has to be the name of the DCILX bar, and Lemmy as mayor is cool by me.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

dude brian the fa's show = kind of far from th??? otherwise i would be totally down with this idea?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

things that are awesome:
* rye
* giving yourself a haircut

i just cut my hair so i guess this seals my drink options for the evening - it is destiny

also there was a roger mexico reference on 30 rock last nite - everything is all connected

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

because i had hella fun at that joint, i am kind of losing my love for the bh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait what there's an FA show tonight?

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

yeah at the red & the black

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

that's what I get for not being on myspace.

Damn, that changes things. Disco City is at Rock & Roll Hotel tonight upstairs, too.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i would LOVE to go to temp hall but near red and black it is not

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

well everyone's already covered that point sufficiently i'm going to go back to my gay blogging

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

you are so brave

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

ok let's all just meet at my house, down some tequila shots or whatever, maybe go to the childe harold for one drink because i am BOYCOTTING the big hunt this week, and then go to the other side of the world or wherever this shit is all located, cab split style.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Gay, jewish; you should get a sex change and black up for extra persecution points.

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

can i trade those in for a collectable race card?

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

hmm we could try The Pug or The Argonaut or even Red & Black downstairs beforehand

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

THE PUG OR THE ARGONAUT??? I AM IN.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

dear alex

this comment:
Obviously anyone using "Second Life" needs to "Get a Life" and "Move On" to a "Different Candidate" because this "Techno-Savvy" litigation lawyer doesn't have a "Snowballs Chance in Hell" of winning.
made me want to punch your blog.

wtf,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

alex do you actually have to read the comments?

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

no no it's like this
"alex" do you "actually" have to "read the comments"?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

alex, can you administratively go into MT and change commenters' avatar icons to just be this
http://www.wondersnevercease.com/things_unique/sog/sog-tool-sbk31-3.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

"8080"

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

i am theoretically supposed to read the comments, because i'm basically the only moderator, but i usually give up after like three or four, especially if they're as "bad" as "that one" "is."

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

here's a write up of The Pug:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?node=cityguide/profile&id=1135440&categories=Bars%20&%20Clubs

and here's The Argonaut's website:
http://www.argonautdc.com/

Big Hunt, R&R Hotel, Red & Black, The Pug, and The Argonaut all at least part-owned by J0e 3nglert. He will take all your beer money.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

why don't you give us mod powers?

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

schefterblog dc

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

i will go to any bar that shows vintage boxing matches all the time

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

tom did you quit your job yet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah of course
I even made a cover sheet for the offer acceptance fax and sent it off

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

awesome!! TONIGHT WE DRINK IN CELEBRATION HELL.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

also yo should we get a bottle of tabasco habanero to put in the beers

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh holy snaps this sound slike the awesomest ethiopian place ever:

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=852

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

dude we have hot sauce, i can just bring it with me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

i typ ebad

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

we can bring a FLASK of hot sauce!

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

brian i will go eat all of this raw meat with you

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

That sounds OTM food, I have not had ethiopian in a while, I must rectify.

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

it has to be tabasco habanero. frank's is for wings, not pabst

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

why can't we use roast beef's hot sauce

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

cause roast beef doesn't have a hot sauce, that's ray's hot sauce, and also I think it's almost out

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

"hey here is a raw steak and some sour pancakes" is pretty much my idea of ultimate dining.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

Brian, would you ever bring some other kind of bitters to make a manhattan than the kind of bitters you've always made the best manhattans with?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

ok well why can't we use RAY'S hot sauce then.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

i am just saying that we own approximately 87 bottles of hot sauce, none of which are the exact one you are requesting but i'm sure they do a perfectly good job and i dunno if i can justify yet another $5 of hot sauce in our house.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

all bitters are good bitters

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

OK we can try it with Frank's I guess but the typical tabasco habanero bottle is more portable. ray's hot sauce, as I said, I think it's almost out. whatever maybe I will fortify the bottle with my own selection of hotnesses and bring that, refilled, it's small.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

hey have you dudes been to the hot sauce store down near Eastern Market?

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

NO I HAD NO IDEA A HOT SAUCE STORE EXISTED

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Bah my sister has bailed on me this evening, now I have nothing to do.

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

(Nothing do do is a lie, but no one to tempt to eat ethiopian with)

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, get one (1) flight and come drink enlisted men with us.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Uncle Brutha's Hot Sauce Emporium
323 7th Street SE
Washington, DC 20003

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

ok i know what i'm doing on sunday

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe i just claimed there is no more room in our house for hot sauce and am now planning a trip to a store that only sells hot sauce.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

it's not a store, it's an EMPORIUM!

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

haha next DC happy hour should be at Uncle Brutha's.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

:D
i think this is a good idea!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, get one (1) flight and come drink enlisted men with us.

Not this weekend, I have gig to play, which promises to be legendary, what sort of legendary I don't know.

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

so what's the plan for tonight? do we want to head to NE after work or A&T if you're still offering to host we could get raw on serrano vodka and wii sports and grab dinner in dupont before heading over.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

also where is the FAs this morning? Are they already soundchecking? What pros.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

i am still offering to host people but whatever anyone wants to do. i gotta stay home and wait for delivery until 7ish or so but will be free after that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

(if anyone wants to come over while i am waiting that is ok btw, i want that to be clear as i have no idea when ppl get off work here)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

I am going to be home by 5 at the very latest, killing whatever screechy monsters live in the Gerudo Desert, east of Lake Hylia. I got there by being shot out of a cannon. I can now transform into a wolf whenever I want, as well.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

i like the part of that game where you get to pick up kittens and carry them around. that's about it though. oh and the part where you kept getting thrown off a bridge.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

that part can go fuck itself with a claw hammer

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't know you guys were such fans of hot sauce! the emporium is right by eastern market. i got some jamaican jerk sauce there, it's pretty good

― daria-g, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

i basically put hot sauce or chiles in virtually every single thing i make

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

i have even toyed with the idea of some kind of jalepeno semi freddo but decided against it as being "too much work"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

i have even toyed with the idea of some kind of jalepeno semi freddo but decided against it as being "too much work"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

UH WHOOPS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

you completely fucked that up. I quit.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

also guys ILM vs. Wankette comments

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

ned only comments on idolator ;_;

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

i cook with a lot of hot sauce and chiles usually though i cut back lately
maybe i will make spicy food this weekend.. like a mafé maybe.. mm

― daria-g, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

i am 100% certain i will make spicy food this weekend as i am completely incapable of not doing so

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

i even figured out how to make chocolate chip cookies all chiled up and shit. i blame the smoking for years and years on my lack of ability to taste things without hella cayenne and all that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

OK ILM is I guess dealing with what I generally consider to be a more interesting subject than politics and shit, but jesus christ, that joint. how do people post there? how did anybody ever post there? jesus, jesus christ. the whole internet has people on it, I guess, is the lesson here. you can't get away from them.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

drinkin' island is inside each of us, my son

― mookieproof, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

I will take hot sauce to the pub tonight.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

You live within the headlines so everyone can see
You're supporting every new cause even royalty
You're another major artist on a higher plane
Do you think they'll put you the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Tell me baby how to generate longevity
Tell me baby how you really hate publicity

How can you expect to be taken
Seriously?

― daria-g, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a OTM

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite psb lines of the past decade or so are from Flamboyant (which is pretty much the same song as How Can You Expect to Be Taken Seriously?)

There you are at another preview
In a pose the artist and you
To look so loud may be considered tacky
Collectors wear black clothes by Issey Miyake

NEIL OTM re: COLLECTORS

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

honeybee disaster
guys I think we need to go ahead and set a dude on fire ok?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

i nominate myself

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

excuse me guys but rg just showed me this and it is VERY IMPORTANT TO SEE
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/399245743_75285001d6.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

somebody tell me what it is, I'm blinded by the WebSense over here

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

darth vader and a storm trooper about to get it on you and jon style

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

is one of them fat?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

uh no not really i mean to say

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

I want to go home.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

guys jake plummer retired, next season is going to be really fucking lame. i give up.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure that jake plummer playing was a cure-all, dude

― mookieproof, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

anyway, he'll always be there in our hearts

― mookieproof, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE, CAN'T START A FIRE WITHOUT A SPARK
JAKE PLUMMER RETIRED
EVEN IF WE'RE JUST DANCIN' IN THE DARK

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, do you see the way that dude wears his hair? like all of it, all over his face, too. he will be missed as he goes to join tiki in the great football field in the sky.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

UH XPOSTS let us not go too far in our grief and start comparing the snake to ghost rider!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

sal fasano still lives

― mookieproof, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Jake Plummer = a QB who knew when to hang 'em up: Right after his peak playing abilities are gone. Its all downhill, quickly, from there.

― B.L.A.M., Friday, 2 March 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

JAKE PLUMMER REEEE - TIIIRED
BETTER THROW HIM IN THE WAAAA - TERRRRR
JUST LOOK AT HIS BEEE YEEERD
AS HE GETS SACKED IN THE 4th QUARR - TERRRR

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha wait awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

u spent ur whole career tricking people into thinking u had untapped potential - well played snake! u will be missed ;_:

http://denver.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/09/plummer.jpg

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

omg Jake Plummer retired??? wtf is going on?

lol at Dancing in the Dark the Jake Plummer version, though

― horseshoe, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

plummer: too big and real for the nfl ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

ok my work computer is doing that "Restart Now? Restart Later?" thing when you get an update pushed, it's time to go get a sandwich, buy some rca extender cables for the Wii so I can upgrayedd to the component snake, put some fucking hot sauce on the sandwich and kill whatever lies in the desert.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

I keep thinking "wait I should fill out my timecard, it's friday" and then realizing OH RIGHT I HAVE TO COME IN ON SUNDAY. A HA HA. DON'T HAVE TO FILL IN TIMECARD YET. MISSING TWELVE HOURS.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ schefterblog taking this news pretty fuckin hard btw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

u spent ur whole career tricking people into thinking u had untapped potential

this pretty much describes my professional career, too.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

schefter and the snake have a complex relationship

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.antiqueadvertising.com/pics/manhatan.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

want

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

(in a sign of how much my life revolves around drinking, when I did a GIS for 'manhattan' I really expected all the results to be for the cocktail)

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_01/blairhandSWNS_468x516.jpg
tony blair

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Skull 'n' Bones

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

haha britishes yr skull & bones looks like a doctor who convention

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

louisjagger.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

the only 11-year-old english boy with the GUTS to take on american racial politics

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

this is a painting of a photograph of the leader of the opposition and chums, a dining club tht required £1000 getups in the 80s.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/uk_politics_enl_1172779106/img/1.jpg

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

i am trying very hard not to punch my computer screen reading the noise board

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://blog.tilos.hu/diszkovagas/taco-puttin_on_the_ritz.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

isnt the whole point of noice the ability to ban louis et al

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

that video kind of scared me when i was a little kid

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

seriously Taco made Gary Numan seem like someone you could leave the kids with.
New mission for tonight: find somewhere with Taco on the jukebox.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Bonus points if it serves tacos.
(this is always true for everyplace)

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

AND gary numan songs that aren't cars.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

maybe we should just hook up my ipod to some speakers and go with that energy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

gary numan would do such a fresh version of 'cats playing baseball'

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

omfg dude, that wasn't an idea that had entered my mind at all but you are soo 100% otm that it hurts right about now that that doesn't exist.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

also maybe I should get a new email address so I can make my username I DIED, YOU DIED

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha! man they really need to fix that "feature" so we don't have to keep collecting gmails :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

How much to you think it would cost to get him to do it? $60?

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

i'd start with $30 and work my way up, i think.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

haha DC contribution to ILX comp should be 'cats playing baseball' IN THE STYLE OF GARY NUMAN

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

YES

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

ok. i am in for that. in fact, there is no way in hell i'm not going to try my hardest to make that happen.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Ed you are a britishes you will do the vocals

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

hahah i died, you died - i just got that, it took a little bit to catch on

― daria-g, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

our new version of "cats playing baseball" is basically "stormtrooper in drag" fyi

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Send tune I will track something down.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

INDIE-FREE FRIDAY!

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

:D
let's talk about yellow magic orchestra before the kids come back

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

well, indie free until we actually go see the FAs

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

do we need verses for cats playing baseball, or should it be more of a chant?

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm. we probably need verses? but i think what we have so far is pretty good.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://timsrailpics.fotopic.net/p38598125.html

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://timsrailpics.fotopic.net/p38645097.html

― Ed, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

it's 4pm and I am chilling at home if anybody wants to show up with a sixer or whatevs

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

sad!!!

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

chr1stian's at home and probably bored, should i tell him to go hang out with you tombot?

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah probably dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'll come over but I've got a staff meeting at 4:30.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i'd come over but my workplace is retarded

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

fake accents would come over but they died.

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

i just got called into my supervisors office. i did not get fired. i did get a written letter of admonishment (ADMONISHMENT!) and they provided an evidence file of supporting documents in a sealed manilla envelope. i haven't had the heart to open it. it's thicker than i had imagined it would be. please no puns on that last sentence.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, so what do you think is in this envelope before i open it?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell did you do??? maybe it's got a surprise birthday card in it?

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

also tom i told xtian to go hang out with you, we'll see if he listens to me. he even has beer i think.

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm hoping it's about 14 ounces of blow.

that would be awesome.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

boxing glove on a coiled spring

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

it's not buzzing so i guess it's not full of angry hornets.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

a bronze plaque reading:

ADMONISHED!!!
Chicago Kevin
3/2/2007

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

golden ticket to visit chocolate factory

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

a copy of playboy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

letter of pardon from president ford

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

mickey mantle's liver

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

i'm tempted to open the fucker if there's a playboy in there.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

reche caldwell fathead

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

i totally don't want to open it if richochet fathead is going to come staring back at me.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to leave it for the weekend and do some soul searching.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

and by soul searching i mean bourbon drinking.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

a copy of "Think Like A Champion: Building Success One Victory at a Time" by Mike Shanahan and Adam Schefter

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://i3.tinypic.com/4gfk5ft.gif

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

we're just gonna keep guessing all weekend then, bro.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

aw do it!

maybe i'll bring it home and open it sunday when i'm all hungover and hating life.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

now i want to be admonished

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

that...doesn't sound right

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://i4.tinypic.com/2q83lnr.gif

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

ill letu whhp me if i misbehave

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

jh0shea 8080

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

lol i think that one was meant for the plummer, jhosh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

guys a good, long-time friend of mine has taken to referring to herself as "j. lol" in e-mail sign offs. WHAT DO I DO.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

ADMONISH HER

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, what if the envelope has the severed head of jake plummer?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

you could quit yr job and make a fortune on ebay

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

don't even joke, i'm heartbroken enough about how stupid and boring next season is going to be.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

there'll always be shockey

― mookieproof, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i GUESS. he should grow a beard.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

i just opened it and holy crap! it's the zapruder film!

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

that's disappointing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8880/seal2plas8.gif

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

CRITERION EDITION WITH OUT TAKES AND DELETED SCENES

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

wait there are HOUSE badges now?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

yeah ha

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2705/seal3plxa3.gif

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

that is like a lifetime of awesome to my extremely bored mind, dude

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

glad to help, have a lovely weekend everyone.

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

ciao darling, c u monday

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

ok this is xpost times 100 or so, but i just read that city paper restaurant review and I about fell over, that guy has this creepy orientalist heart of darkness thing going re: authentically primal ethiopian dish vs. american everything
really uncool

― daria-g, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

no way dar1a it's all about RAW SLAB OF COW vs. overcooked chicken stew I VOTE COW

― I DIED, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh i will totally eat raw beef (you can get that at some ethiopian places in the city afaik!) but i'm saying, the review is fraught.. it's like the writer 1) still has to prove he's cool and 2) thinks hanging around 'pure' 'authentic' foreign ppls is the way to go

― daria-g, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

also, i want all these balenciaga shoes
http://img.iht.com/images/2007/02/28/web-0228rparisssg.jpg

― daria-g, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

OK THIS IS PRIMARILY FOR ALLY BUT ANYONE WITH SEMI-SIGNIFICANT ILM EXPERIENCE SHOULD ENJOY THIS:

http://groups.google.com/groups/search?q=Geir+hongro&

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

THIS ONE IS SOLELY FOR ALLY:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.alternative/browse_frm/thread/4b4097a73f92b2bc/7925826e3100df1c?lnk=st&q=Heather+the+Garbage+Fan&rnum=11#7925826e3100df1c

ROFFLE

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

I was only going out for one tonight.

― Ed, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck Lemmy, I am the mayor of drinking island.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Saturday, 3 March 2007 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 March 2007 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

you pick up shieldhead, i'm gonna pick up brontoscorpio

― ghost rider, Sunday, 4 March 2007 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

dan, let's never again talk about heather the garbage fan.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

it is waaaaaaaaaaay too mind-melting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://shopping.discovery.com/DiscoveryStore/images/products/extra/773341_xl.jpg

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/BigSplashEnglish.svg/225px-BigSplashEnglish.svg.png

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megarachne

WHOOPS NOT ACTUALLY A SPIDER AT ALL.

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

[link http://www.amazon.com/Walking-Monsters-Life-Before-Dinosaurs/dp/B000BNI9EU[/link]
Many people think of the dinosaurs as the first inhabitants of the earth

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

I DIED

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

happens to everyone

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

every thing dies, baby, that's a fact.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/seal.gif

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha WAHT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

NO NO YOU SHOULD'VE SAID "CAPTAIN"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

i still love you anyway, dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

I just entertained myself for 30 minutes by rereading the "POPPAGE" thread.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

So sad dudes. I got 10 hours to go.

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

completely depressing

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/410143627_a983ebce27.jpg
i'd like to congratulate everyone in this photo for great success in being in a photo

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

strong

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

rest of set is here if anyone is interested

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

lol new cameras ruel

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 4 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

I can't even see flickr images

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

and our cute burrowing ancestors from the late permian have no picture! every other fucking creature in the series but them, wtf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diictodon

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

BORED

do i bother to leave house today y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

i need coffee so I am... :\

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

fucking au bon pain coffee was totally lukewarm!!! fuck them for making today suck even worse

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

i could make coffee here but have no motivation to do so

god we're a bunch of sad sacks aren't we

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

dear bottle of rye i bought thursday night,

how the hell are you gone already??? oh, right, my friends and i are alcoholics.

ugh,
-alex

― ghost rider, Sunday, 4 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

still plenty o' gin, tho!

― ghost rider, Sunday, 4 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

hey brian, you left yr vodka here fyi!!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52545#unread

― ghost rider, Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha good job

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/410151901_4f5d5c3381.jpg

THIS ABOUT SUMS IT UP, DOESN'T IT

― ghost rider, Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

(allyzay is the only person who has used "basictimeoffriends" as a tag.)

― ghost rider, Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

(allyzay is the only person who is living the fuckin dream apparently)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

nice! i really really really really hate being in photos but after several of these beers + gin drinks i forgot about that :)

― daria-g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Based on that picture, my problem on friday was that I was trying to drink beer with my forehead.

― I DIED, Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

TURBODOG - APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

ALLYZAY I SEND U TXT, WHER R U?

― Laurel, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

dudes there's a JACQUES TATI festival coming up at AFI

http://www.afi.com/silver/new/nowplaying/2007/v4i2/tati.aspx

― I DIED, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://tati.ca-interactive.fr/minisite/images/logo_tati2.gif

― daria-g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Ann Coulter WTF
Has she finally stepped in it once and for all?

― daria-g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

the GOP deserves her. most of them are afraid of her, I think. that's pathetic.

― daria-g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

Capiroskas reborned me.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Sunday, 4 March 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

saxophone busker down by the ESPNZone was just playing the solo from careless whisper during my smoke break.
totally depressing!!!

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

being in vicinity of ESPNZone always totally depressing isn't it? it's no flying dawkins

― daria-g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

ESPNZone has more air hockey tables than anywhere else in the area = I approve of ESPNZone

― I DIED, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

the quotable andrew sullivan: "I once called her a 'drag queen posing as a fascist.' But I didn't mean that as a compliment."

― daria-g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

I'm kinda freaked out by the number of family vacationers who keep trying to have their picture taken in front of it.

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

the ESPNZone, not the quotable andrew sullivan.

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

The last ten days have been the awesomest, it's going to be a long hot summer.

― Ed, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

aaaaaagh sick AGAIN fuckfuckfuck

― quincie, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

On a happier note, Carolina just beat the shit out of that other school's crappy b'ball team

― quincie, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

[link The Dude and Catastrophe]http://corneliusbear.blogspot.com/2007/03/dude-and-catastrophe-modest-success.html[link]

First, he splashes a tablespoon of olive oil into a pint glass, swirls it around, and pours out anything that isn't residue. Then, with the glass at a forty-five degree angle, he slides in an extremely fresh, orange egg yolk, careful not to break it. Down the same chute are poured a careful jigger of brandy, a teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce, four vigorous dashes of tabasco, a squirt of ketchup, a dash of celery salt, and a penny. It is taken all in one quick gulp.

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

I officially am incapable of using the nu-bbcode for links correctly.

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

Wait am I supposed to drink that to cure me of my illness? Because surely that will only serve to make me boot!

― quincie, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

Also: Tombot I tried to post the other day to congratulate you on new jobbie, but I think nu-ILX ate my post? Anyhow, well done and congrats!

― quincie, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://i1.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/8f/d3/f361_1.JPG

hi Q! i will find all these cool clothes for you on ebay.

[Removed Illegal Link]

― daria-g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

good to see I'm not the only one who sucks at this game

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

― daria-g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

THE INTERFACE SUCKS
50s Darling Cotton House Dress w/ Crazy Chicken-Horses!
HERE:
http://cgi.ebay.com/50s-Darling-Cotton-House-Dress-w-Crazy-Chicken-Horses_W0QQitemZ230100242772QQihZ013QQcategoryZ48868QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

― daria-g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://i15.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/8f/d3/f29f_1.JPG

― jhøshea, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

haha u guys tards

― jhøshea, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

i do like that dress tho

― jhøshea, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

like, 3 hours left or so

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

why did I not bring DVDs

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I must have that dress! WAHT size???

― quincie, Monday, 5 March 2007 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

see that's the problem, it's 36" bust 26" waist.. the waist is tiny, it's a bit too small for me, and though this might be fixed w/alterations.. I like the print but there's also that annoying rickrick trim & it'd cost an extra $20 for cleaning/tailoring to make it wearable.. i might have to be content with photoshopping pix of the chickenhorse

we could just print t-shirts with the chickenhorse actually

― daria-g, Monday, 5 March 2007 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

50 states in 10 minutes I forgot Idaho, guys

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

dudes seriously where is my fucking relief? I'm writing comments on the fucking Consumerist, at this point.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

― daria-g, Monday, 5 March 2007 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

OK I'm not crazy, in the comments: "We learned a song in 5th grade that I can remember enough of to get me through the states alphabetically to Ohio. It gets sketchy after that."

it was called "Fifty Nifty United States"

― daria-g, Monday, 5 March 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

dailykos, you are a treat
(I have to finish this one task for work.. amazing.. it is taking so many hours b/c so boring..)

― daria-g, Monday, 5 March 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/minority-kart.gif

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://espn-ak.starwave.com/photo/2007/0304/ncb_u_tylerhansbrough_412.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 5 March 2007 06:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/gallery/070304/GAL-07Mar04-66887/index.html

― daria-g, Monday, 5 March 2007 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

― daria-g, Monday, 5 March 2007 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

MARS HAS GLOBAL WARMING DESPITE ABSENCE OF SUVs

― daria-g, Monday, 5 March 2007 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

I think the only vitamins I got yesterday were from the limes in my capiroskas.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 5 March 2007 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/5/f_8603ecd0810m_b9f6cd3.jpg
I'M IN UR BAR CHECKIN MY TEXTS

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

I finished the 50 states thing with 8:13 remaining and in alphabetical order, but then, we had this song in my elementary school choir in which we had to sing them all that way & I have an amazing memory for anything sung..

FIFTY NIFTY UNITED STATES
FROM THIRTEEN ORIGINAL COLONIES
FIFTY NIFTY STARS ON THE FLAG
THAT BILLOWS SO BEAUTIFULLY IN THE BREEZE

I think every fifth grader sang that song.

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

FIFTY NIFTY UNITED STATES
FROM THIRTEEN ORIGINAL COLONIES
FIFTY NIFTY STARS ON THE FLAG
THAT BILLOWS SO BEAUTIFULLY IN THE BREEZE

SHOUT EM SCOUT EM TELL ALL ABOUT EM
ONE BY ONE TILL WEVE GIVEN A DAY
TO EVERY STATE
IN THE USAAAAAAAAA </regional var???>

― 69, Monday, 5 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

i do not recall said song hence i finished w/1:55 left

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

6:54 left, my typing speed sucks

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

meeting time see you in 90

― 69, Monday, 5 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

You guys take good photos. I will try to get on the ball with MNDC camera work tonight.

― Laurel, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

I have a new favourite bar, you must all come and drink, many kinds of czech beer, great cocktails and pickled snacks.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

My insides may be disagreeing with me.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/presh666/3878b61bfd700fc9fbb456e446cb94.gif

ok this isn't what i wanted to see when i first open my e-mail, is the thing about matt's e-mails.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

ah... the king

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/5/f_drinkm_bde7b7e.jpg

WAHT?

http://www.energyfiend.com/2006/11/1-in-3-trinity-energy-drink-for-the-faithful

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

INFUSED WITH FRUIT OF THE SPIRIT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Someone go register that as a username, stat.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha it's not even infused! just FUSED.

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

SURGICALLY GRAFTED TO JESUS

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

OK WTF i just got this e-mail from my sister's friend, who i don't even actually know or remember ever meeting

LOL, The last time I had a drink with you I ended up in jail, so I think I'll just call it even! :)

UH

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i offered to buy her a drink in exchange for her procuring me flip flops (DON'T ASK)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

I want to thank the world for making the last 10 days fucking legendary.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

The word "procuring" makes everything sound a little more sordid.

― Laurel, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

dear google ads

Steam punk - www.gentlemansemporium.com - Perfect for Steampunk Costumes and Role Playing

wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

hi guys

i just accidentally saw harry potter naked and now i am a lesbian 100%.

thx,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

"accidentally"

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

don't even front like that, it hit "reload" on flickr and was assaulted with pantless harry potter.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

now i am looking at pictures of children and cats to erase this from my memory

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Ally that was the girl that came out with us two years ago and was acting all crazy and got a DUI on the way home. We were fucking predicting she was going to get busted. She was the one who lost a nipple in an accident when she was a kid, right? She kept making assfucking jokes.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

God I wish I could hang out with you guys more.

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

shit kids I need to find my blue suit.
TS: search for blue suit probably stuffed in a bag somewhere in the closet, or got to MW and just get a new suit since my last one is kaput from losing the jacket at Eli & Emma's reception?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

DID WILL SMITH AND/OR TOMMY LEE JONES ARRIVE AT ANY POINT DURING THAT EVENING BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER THE ASSFUCKING NIPPLELESS GIRL.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

and she definitely sounds like someone i'd be totally into. was she hot?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9147/seal1plea8.gif

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha rulez

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

Tom: go to MW. That is always the answer.
jhosea: HERO

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/411521747_63271667d8.jpg
how to procure? specifically, the tiny one

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe my wife, who is the person who told me about the nipple accident and later relayed the news that said girl had indeed gotten busted by cops on the way home, has no memory of any of it.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

aw u guys

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

It's pretty weird the shit I manage to completely forget too, though, so.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Do not go making kittens sordid on a Monday morning; a girl has to be able to believe in something.

― Laurel, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, your wife has had a traumatic experience at the hand of Harry Porter's Love Trumpet.

― Ed, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

i did not tell anyone about any "nipple accidents," perhaps you are thinking of some other wife of yours. because i don't know about the nipple accident story at all!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

i know that YOU almost got your nipple bitten off in a someone else's threesome beef by a guy that resembled kevin spacey, tho. maybe i told you that story?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

i used to have a cat that light orange color - got him when he was tiny

http://scoopsnoodle.com/mentalsquare/2/gloss079-01.jpg

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i love that cat

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/mentalsquare/3/gloss042-01.jpg

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

:D cuet!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/mentalsquare/6/gloss106-01.jpg

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

DCILX, we need a video contribution (or a personal appearance) at ILXORpalooza, you have till june.

― Ed, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

dude wtf is ilxorpalooza, it sounds mad lame? unless it is some kind of pokemon style tournament where people have to fight and evolve and stuff like that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

UK ILX band show, I did not invent the name.

― Ed, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

To launch the ILX compilation 3.

― Ed, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT i had no idea

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52555

I shall be playing the rock and roll.

(Rock and roll magic worked on saturday, I played on stage = i has a date)

― Ed, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/411536719_df126ce8bf.jpg
^^ how to procure? specifically, the dog AND the pool.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

ooh everyone is dating these days!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

you should try it

― Ed, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'M NOT K THX ;_1

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

ooh everyone except rich is dating these days!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

>_<

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

i am not dating anyone either, let's go steady

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

;_;
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________________________________________________

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0007KLGE2.01-A10FX8LF7ENPX9._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.gif

WILL U WARE MY RING

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

that ring i would wear any time

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

do u want to go out with me jimmy mod

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

lol haven't u already pulled that one on me? or was that otis i am thinking of

ANYWAY YES RINGPOPS RULEZ

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

dear jtm

why is it i cannot repost any of yr flickr anywhere else?

thx in advance
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

XP UNLESS YOU ARE A SKINNY MEXICAN WHO LIVES ON THE UWS WITH DADDY ISSUES IT'S SO NOT GONNA HAPPEN ;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

never speak of me like that again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dude ally's an asian woman

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I WAS BORN A POOR BLACK BOY

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

i heard ghost rider is jewish

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

I heard my job is gay

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

dudes why the fuck did I not find this yesterday?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.teambio.org/uploads/Invisible_Bike.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/5/f_visiblebikem_2ea6e0c.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

:D

omg!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

yes yes yes yes yes yes

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha ha

― n/a, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

yeah brian thats amazing

― 69, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

god dammit

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/411616120_77a4923196_o.png

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

lol approved by house too!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh god i still haven't checked on the nintendogs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

THEY DIED

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

I ated dog

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

melton mowbray over on ILG brings up the excellent point that the opera browser on wii technically allows you to order food delivered to you without getting up from the sofa. I want to skip class tonight and do this instead.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

whoa

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I think we've been remiss in utilizing the lol awesome/gay capabilities of our toys

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

dude cell phones do that too, brain king

― 69, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

yeah um talking to people sucks

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

TRUTH

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

like why do I have to repeat shit to people a lot when I can just be like yo bitch my address is on record in the magnet brains, ask them

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

i wonder that every day of my life

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://ttb.eng.wayne.edu/brain/king1.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

i just wanted to say "brain king"

― 69, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

I have tasted the magnets in the mind of the universe
I was not offended

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

saying "brain king" was a strong choice of action

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

shit guys Bomberman 93 lets you play with FIVE PEOPLE

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

I think the fact that brainking.com is a goofy online chess/checkers/go/backgammon site is really disappointing

obv was expecting it to redirect me to suicidegirls

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ my LM PM is apparently going to spend his whole day trying to keep me in the company. wtf son I told you I hated this place, why are you getting all antsy about forwarding my latest resume to the pentagon now?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

are they giving you a counter-offer?

― 69, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

dude doesn't even know what I was offered by the other company yet. he's just decided that since I've finally accepted employment with another company it's now the perfect time to do what I've been asking him for and find me another LM position that isn't anywhere near the FBI. UH

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

did you tell them you spend all day analyzing cat pix on the internet?

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

I just said "data" instead of "cat pix" but yeah that's the hustle

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

i am falling asleep at my desk, help

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

sell more pages

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

ok would you like to purchase one? for you, i give our highest discount rate.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I WOULD PURCHASE ALL THIS PAGES

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

ok my job is done i go home now :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

plz send your artwork, i send bill for $24,720 to yr office attn: accounts payables

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

dude I cannot read anything today on the internet that is not basically about how this city is chock full of shitbags I would gladly, gladly murder to benefit the whole human race

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

besides, obviously, this thread

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

HERE IS ALL THIS ARTWORK:

http://www.kostuemverleih-bayreuth.de/ebay_h/emu.jpg
http://www.sdnp.org.gy/gallery/mm/ocelot.jpg
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-09/baby-toupee.jpg

PLZ send bill to:
Ned Raggett
1234 Happy Place
Megagrins, CA 9021Fabulous

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

DONE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

^_^

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

here is our finished product!!!
http://www.magazines.com/magcom/covers/0/06/953/0069534_l.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.amagarea.com/imgB/GPCVTGGXRZ.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

dammit I wanna see page 4 so bad now

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/379658358_19bc3b240c_o.jpg

Testing

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

testing

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

test

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

fuck you ILX overlords

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― milo z, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

did you know you can break their terms of service many, many times and they don't delete your account? I do.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

from BLDGBLOG...

You wake up in a New York hotel room, your vision cloudy. You have hazy memories of guests arriving, all grins and champagne glasses, coming in the night before to snort coke as you watched the Weather Channel – only you don't remember inviting anyone over, and you can't seem to figure out who they were.
Nevermind, you think: you like champagne.
Sometimes a bit too much.
It's only after rising with a headache like iron clamps strapped to your temples, squinting at the morning light, that you remember the syringe, and the struggle, and the fact that someone must have drugged you. But why you?
That's when you see that: 1) you are still dressed; 2) your suitcase is gone; and 3) there is a small note taped to your bedside table, next to a free copy of International Salesman. The note says:

Shakespeare's Hamlet is being performed in an elevator somewhere in Manhattan. You have ten hours to find it.

This is terrible news.

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

well maybe ILX should stop being faggy and let me do waht I want to?

xpost

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

you can't use html, bro.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

the neighbors who pound on my wall every time i have people over have spent ALL DAY HAMMERING THINGS, SO MANY THINGS, INTO OUR SHARED WALL UGGGGHH MY HEAD I HATE THEM HATE HATE HATE BOXCAR

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/379658358_19bc3b240c_o.jpg

test?

― David R., Monday, 5 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

lol pound on the wall

or start screaming springsteen songs at them

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

well that's what it did before, I was trying to make the hyperlink thing happen

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Mail them raw hamburger.

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

my ostrich picture is hovering @ 99 views ;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, you wanted the pic to be a link?

[Removed Illegal Link]

― David R., Monday, 5 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

so not gonna happen

― David R., Monday, 5 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Also hyperlinks can't contain punctuation that isn't '/' or '.' on this board.

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

alex, maybe they're just pounding on the wall to try to get you to stop being so noisy. Turn down the springsteen and stop throwing empy beer bottles against the wall.

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just listening to like flies on sherbert really really loud, that whole album sounds like my head today

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

? and & work just fine

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

and :

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Turn down the springsteen and stop throwing empy beer bottles against the wall.

never. THIS IS SPARTA.

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

alex is taking advantage of sparta's little-known telecommuting loophole.

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

daer rich,

am i the 100th visitor :D

xo
me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

WHY THE HELL IS "WHAT IS LOVE" ON MY IPOD

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

HOORAY!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

you leik roxbury too?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

I confuse HI DERE and I DIED.

― David R., Monday, 5 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

"SPARTANS! I AM WORKING FROM HOME AND WILL BE AVAILABLE BY EMAIL OR CELL!"

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

NO. NOW I HAVE TAKEN OFF THE "HADDAWAY" AND IT IS NOW JAY-Z. VAST SUCCESS HAS OCCRRED

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

I confuse HI DERE and I DIED.

internet version of hello goodbye

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

there is what is love sample on new crime mob

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

match made in heaven

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

I read in the express this morning that hip-hop is bleeding to death

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

this is the most important newspaper story ever, fyi

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh no someone save rap!!!

DONT WORRY I WILL SAVE RAP W?MY HADDAWAY SAMPLE :)

yay!!!

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fament.com/kitten/group7.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

you know what, Wankit, I wouldn't feel too bad about yr blog comments. AFAICT 99% of blogs have commenters exclusively from the 1982 Subaru Brat mom's basement insane blindered damn fool idiot jesus christ what happened to you people when you were a baby class.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.breedersonline.co.uk/photos/3a/2931_1.jpg
^^^ how do i procure, specifically the one with the tummy in the air

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

*barf*

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.plappi.fi/kuva-arkisto/albums/album35/unni2.jpg
stop barfing u fag, yr the one who asked me to look for these dogs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

u want me to post the nova scotia duck dog now right.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

YES PLS

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.novascotia.pl/nova/scotia/duck/tolling/retriever/images/galeria/s3.jpg

:D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

awww

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

LOOK AT HIS FEET!!! :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pups4sale.com.au/nova_scotia_duck_tolling_retriever_pups_03.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

sooooooooo cuet, guys let's all pool together, buy a big house, live in it, and get a dog.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.facstaff.bucknell.edu/dhiller/tollers/scout3.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

U WONT U ADOPTED ME

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

does this work

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

he has a very expressive face

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

dan, that depends on what you were trying to do i guess...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Well damn, I thought that didn't work. Is it the # sign that it's barfing on?

another test

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

ok wtf, i suck at debugging

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://dogs4sale.com.au/Breeds/Nova_Scotia_Duck_Tolling_Retriever/Fact_Sheets/Ximinex_Driver3.JPG

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

dude, what are you trying to do?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'm trying to figure out what makes legal links into illegal links. I thought it was query strings but apparently I was wrong.

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://files.dogster.com/pix/dogs/21/319121/319121_1151748735.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pupcity.com/images/adpics/06059103004882_1.jpg

Y WONT U LOV US?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

omfg dude

(dan, i basically am under the impression it is completely random)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pedigree.com.sg/breeds/images/nova_scotia_duck_t_ret_03.jpg

I WUV U

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

It does regularly pwn Kingfish so I'm not really clamoring for it to be fixed.

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

dan I bet you can find the answer in the source code.
I know ! will do it. problem is the current build we're running (fixed in the next one) it doesn't just try to validate the http:// input, but also the link title, a small oversight.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/jackenrenee/slapendepups2dagenweb-log.jpg

I WUB U

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

someone needs doggie hugs!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's certain kinds of punctuation, actually...?

― Laurel, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/nova-scotia-duck-tolling-retriever-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/nova-scotia-duck-tolling-retriever-0008.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

ARMY OF TEH HUGGLES

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhh man that is like wall of red dogs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

dear fake accents:

i am listening to you right now!!!

sincerely,
the schef

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

where should I go to eat and hang out uselessly until class starts guys

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

espn zon

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

espn zen

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

also seriously I should just go ahead and put JW on my killfile? such a bitch

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

don't do it tom think of how many roffles would be lost

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i want to go to the espn zone!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

I just read him pulling his same old tiresome bullshit for the eleven thousandth time on the FIVE HOUR MP3 thread on Noize, I'm done with his shit. That's like saying there are lots of roffles I'm missing out on because I got rid of the fucking GZeus.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

;_;
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― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

r u guys breaking up? ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

waht is lov?

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Baby do you know what you did today?
Baby do you know what you took away?
You took the blue out of the sky
My whole life changed when you said goodbye
And I keep cryin'...cryin'
Oooh baby, oooh baby I wish I never saw the sunshine
I wish I never saw the sunshine
And if I never saw the sunshine baby
Then maybe...I wouldn't mind the rain
Every day is just like the day before
All alone, a million miles from shore
All of my dreams, I dream with you
Now they will die and never come true
And I keep cryin'...cryin'
Oooh baby, oooh baby I wish I never saw the sunshine
I wish I never saw the sunshine
And if I never saw the sunshine baby
Then maybe...I wouldn't mind the rain
This pain...
And I know there would not be
This cloud that's over me...everywhere I go
Oooh baby, oooh baby I wish I never saw the sunshine
I wish I never saw the sunshine
And if I never saw the sunshine baby
Then maybe...I wouldn't mind the rain
This pain...I wouldn't mind the rain
There wouldn't be this pain
I wouldn't mind the rain
I wouldn't mind the rain

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

espn zone vs. mccormick & schmick's

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

espn zone times sq is one of the most terrifying places i've ever been

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

air hockey vs. cheap food (w/2-drink minimum)

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not planning on playing any air hockey.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

mccormick & schmidts clearly a better choice but going to espn zone by yourself would be so rad.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

ollie's trolley

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

or the batman hotel

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

douche's fatooshes

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

crystal city doubletree

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

wherever you go, make sure you have your cell phone turned on so that jon can call you and you kids can work this out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

HARD ROCK CAFE

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

I heard they had underworld's lager on display

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

should i try to just sneak out of work and see if anyone notices. it's totally dead here today.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

underworld's lager is inside each of us, my son

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

jailbreak

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

i have never set foot in a hard rock and i intend to keep it that way

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.campuscop.co.nz/gfx/photos/burglar.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Kurt Russell IS Allyzay in ESCAPE FROM SCIENCE

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

the hard rock cafe in mpls:
a) is across the street from first ave (club from purple rain)
b) has DAVE PIRNER'S SHIRT

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ ipod playing TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART how drunk was i when i put THIS on there and which one of you is responsible

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

you keep blaming these things on us when clearly this is the work of the same MYSTERIOUS STRANGER who downloaded "careless whisper" THREE TIMES and that mysterious stranger is DRUNK ALLY

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

lol i wouldn't download careless whisper because I HAVE IT ON CD and it is ON my real computer. U R SONNED IN THIS ONE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

why can't I go to the Dude and Catastrophe for my early evening studying/gustation

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

ally your ipod is WAY awesome today give it some credit

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

holding back on the "lolz old" l. jagger zing

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

whatever just because you are 12 doesn't mean the rest of us are old.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

just me

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

I WAS TALKING TO CURT1S OK "DUDE"

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

LOL WHY DON'T U JUST GO BLOW CURTIS ALREADY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jayquan.com/kblow.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

8080

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

ok guys high fives for everyone

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

tom i know you won't see him but you should know he's hurting just as much as you

I don't believe that he's killfiling me!
JW on Monday, March 5, 2007 4:19 PM (21 minutes ago)

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS DON'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING THE REST OF US APART. JUST SIT DOWN, TALK, THINK THIS THRU BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING RASH.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

that's the saddest post i've ever read

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

jon's totally gonna binge on ben and jerry's tonight, you hate to see that

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.movietreasures.com/SigPix/rashomon.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://ceecis.org/child_protection/pictures/childprot.gif
wahts a diborse?

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

aaaahhh get that kid offa my teevee

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/5/f_lovem_0a2c8ea.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

lololololol hahahahaha omfg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

(statue should be fatter)

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

awes!

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

use this statue
http://www.agilitynut.com/05/9/buddha.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/5/f_love2m_68868f5.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

iuasnbfiobfnbpfjsv p;sn 0sdjb08gdos hg;aosfill

I JUST DIED

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

8080 8080 8080 8080 8080 :D :D

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

hah.. tech support from the noize board, always friendly!

I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

― daria-g, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

i have accomplished exactly nothing today

― daria-g, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, I am broken.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

who are you?

― 69, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

nazi codepink, nazi codepink, nazi codepink, FUCK OFF

man, i hate codepink. did i mention this before? yes i did

― daria-g, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

look how cute iran is! don't invade!
http://www.codepink4peace.org/img/original/Home_iran2.jpg

possibly more annoying than ann coulter!

― daria-g, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

your britisher =

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 08:10 (nineteen years ago)

only good thing about Code Pink is how easy it is to make fun of them with Photoshop

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

why the fuck do i keep doing that

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

uh xpost to my alcoholism

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

I hate my bethesda meeing in an hour. Think I'm going to go ahead and take a cab and reimburse it today.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

uh xpost to my alcoholism

please make this the title of your memoir

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

The alcohol REALLY catches up with me much less than the lack of sleep. I'm not hungover so much as hanging onto consciousness by a thread.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's pretty much right, i'm not even really hungover, just wondering why the fuck i stayed til last call on a weeknight AGAIN

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

I am really looking forward to my first night in in 8 and second in 15, tonight.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

brian i hope yr takin a cab and expensing that shit

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Ed I'm down with sitting around my house and not drinking anything that isn't flavored seltzer

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

drinkin island so fucking otm

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'll try to keep that up for about 4-5 days, too
also, going to bed at like 9:30

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

I have had salads for lunch twice already this week. My body is telling me things. I am going to chill out, play mandolin and listen to the flowers of hell. Grapefruit will figure in the entertainment.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it all gets payed by the client anyway and it's actually cheaper for me to take a cab considering my billing rate.

also today:
3pm visit from the creative director of Knoll Textiles! AWESOME.
5pm eye doctor appt.
6:30 dinner w/ old work people to try to woo me back

I have enough going on today that I am actually really looking forward to tomorrow.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/8240/seal3plue1.gif

losing my shit, sleep deprivation is awesome

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Your drinking habits will seem much better if you don't count beer or wine as drinking.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

"eye doctor appt."

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

alex I think your next door neighbors moved in next to me. They were playing loud music until 10:30 and then were banging on my wall when I was playing stuff at about 1/3 the volume at 10:45.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

m@rk at the raven just pours me maker's the second i walk in the door now, the beer and wine don't count option will not fly

brian try throwing yr empties at the wall, it doesn't work but it makes me feel better

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Words look funny today. I keep typing perfectly normal sentences and not being able to scan them.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

guys i am actually dead ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

we are ghosts

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

i think maybe i need to go to the doctor

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

did you die as much as Quincie & Mr.Que?

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

I died so hard I'm zart robotron right now

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

to clarify: i'm NOT hungover, there is something very wrong with my left ribs (at least, i am HOPING this is ribs) and i'm in a tremendous amount of pain.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ if that is still bothering you you probably should see a "doctor" so they can at least get you doped up or something

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

by "doctor" you mean "chr1stian and his painkiller collection"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that's pretty much what i mean.

tho you should watch out for that guy, as i woke up with cuts on my hands and blood all over my phone due to dr feelgood's enthusiastic toasting

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

roasty toasty!

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

ooh you cut yourself when he did that? :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

i mean i guess it makes sense, you did have a glass explode in your hand

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i don't actually remember cutting myself but the blood stains on my phone beg to differ

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh if you're just going off of mysterious blood stains that could be from when we killed those people in the alley, too. did anyone take the latina girls gone wild home, btw, or did we leave it with the raven?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

i think the latina girls gone wild are safe with john l@beaum3, as they should be

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

OK!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

this party = outta kontrols

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

ok it was bad enough that i googleproofed CH and his painkillers but really the statement you just made is complimentary to john.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

Are U guys talking about Skrakbones Keppler, the Crackboat Skipper?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE SKRAKBONES KEPPLER

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha we are all just saying nonsense today

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

"today"

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i was gonna say it isn't as if this thread is comprehensible normally.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/412667126_138c0705a2_o.png

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Damn right.

― Ed, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

what should i eat for lunch ie should i even bother eating lunch

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

Cottage cheese (with salad bits, beetroot, tabouleh and the like was good today)

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

wings

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

ok so far alex is winning

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

gyro from george's at like 20th & n

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

panini

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

That is not morbs, and I am going to smash his head against a wall if he ever shows up at a NY FAP.
Dr Morbius on Tuesday, March 6, 2007 9:30 AM (1 hour ago)

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

tom is probably right especially since that is close

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

guys this is cracking me up for some reason, i think i'm losing my mind

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Jon, are you going to persist in giving three dozen idiots (eg, Mr Que and ghost rider) you've never met admin status so you can stay Mr. Popular, while we all just play banning games all day?

Dr Morbius on Tuesday, March 6, 2007 9:34 AM (1 hour ago)

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

"morbs you faggot norbit" is doing me in over here

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

that ones got legs

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

When I saw the arstechnica article, I was going to see how fast I could get IP banned by conservapedia, then I found something better to do.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

lol ghost rider watch out when yr in nyc, he's gonna smash yr head into a wall.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

where is that shit about how you haven't met jon from? that's actually hilarious.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

mod request board, the board of hilarity

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT THERE'S A MOD REQUEST BOARD STILL? OMFG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

There's no way I'm still drunk chemically speaking, but I sure as hell feel like it -- v low impulse control today.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

cant make concervpideda account - how do? ;_;

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

only jesus can grant one.

― Ed, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck is wrong with my throat

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.smokes-spirits.com/images/products/ryo_natural_american_spirit_original.jpg
http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/index-bilder/whisky.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

it died

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

although in all honesty i'm congested again today so you probably just got sick again off of me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn it whisky.jpg come back

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

i was congested for seriously about 9 weeks then i was ok for two weeks and now i'm kind of half and half. i can't wait for above freezing weather to come visit me. i was so cold in my bed this morning that in my early morning-not-quite-awake haze i thought my body had lost the ability to generate body heat. it seemed quite sensible at the time.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

YOU DIED

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

i'm certainly not living, that's for sure.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/937/seal4ploy4.gif

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE BEEN TELLING THEM THAT FOR AGES, JOSHEA, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET YOU MUST TELL ME.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

well i thought if it came from house maybe they would listen

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

if there is one person who taught me to ignore the advice of others and do my own renegade thing, it is house, is the thing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

it was weird, because usually it's toasty under my comforter but there wasn't a warm part of my bed. my feets are always cold but even my arms and legs were icy. it was weird and i was just out of the realm of consciousness to make it seem plausible that the fire in the pit of me (and i was equating that with my soul for some reason) had gone out and i would never be warm again.

then i got out of bed and hit the shower and went to work.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

AND I'M STILL NOT WARM BY THE WAY.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

In other news, Kevin became a goth overnight.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

i only answer to raven darknight now, thankyouverymuch.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

gay

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

god, no one understands us goths.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Britney Spears reportedly tried to hang herself with a bedsheet after running around Promises rehab facility screaming “I am the Antichrist” with the number 666 written on her forehead.

guys i am leaving you all today to go follow my dream and find britney and marry her

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

whoa tmz.com we have been apart for too long

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

someone needs to send britney housecares.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

yes, me, in person then also make out with her

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

harry potter's wang has a lot to answer for.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

a housecares wife beater would go nice w/that shaved head hoodie white shorts nikes outfit

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

we should never again mention that harry potter thing btw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

pigeons fighting on my window ledge, you guys are freaking me THE FUCK OUT

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

QUIT FUCKING TELLING US ABOUT THE PIGEONS AND UPDATE ABOUT FUCKING SCOOTER GOING TO RAPE PRISON, BLOGGER

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

JESUS CHRIST YOU'VE BEEN ON THE TOILET FOR OVER AN HOUR

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

working on it

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

SCOOPED BY GABBNEB DUDE
NO MORE DRINKING UNTIL 2 AM FOR YOU

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

MY GOD

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

OUTRAGE AND SHIT

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

i am waiting for a lawyer bro to send me his sentencing predictions, but he's taking his fucking sweet time

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

JESUS CHRIST YOU'VE BEEN ON THE TOILET FOR OVER AN HOUR

TOMBOT on Tuesday, March 6, 2007 11:30 AM (2 minutes ago)
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working on it

ghost rider on Tuesday, March 6, 2007 11:30 AM (2 minutes ago)

awesome.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

it seems like he doesn't need to blog about it, since you already know everything about it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

lawyers!!!!!

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I am moved on and reading about the civil suit between a couple of rich dickheads trying to figure out who lost $105m+ on Sahara starring Matthew McConaughey. I'm hoping somebody fingers Dick Cheney

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Eww

― n/a, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

OH GOD

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

I'm hoping somebody fingers Dick Cheney

TOMBOT on Tuesday, March 6, 2007 11:35 AM

― n/a, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

var jerks= ['Windy G Moisture','JW','unfished business','TOMBOT'];

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

ilsuicide

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

ok so i'm standing outside lighting my cigarette and some random dude comes up to me and is like, "hello there, i see you all the time! do you work in this building?" so we chatted for a minute and i swear to god he says, "well, i just wanted to tell you you look cheap." ME: uh? so i reply, "haha thanks i had a long night." trying to get out of situation, excuse myself and leave in confused state and it isn't until i get all the way around the corner and am heading to the korean's when i realize the dude said CHIC.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

good job

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

did he look homeless? because that was totally christ1an

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

no way dude christi4n totally has a home and a bike and a helmet

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

HAHA

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

he was saying something about single roses in glass vials as i walked away...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

aw, Ally!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

God, you get all the classy harrassment. I get the guys who say "Do you work out? Because I've got a workout for that ass" and then proceed to detail said "fitness" "program". That was Sunday.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

i am hitting the bar and trying all of this lines tonight

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds like christ1an too.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

XPOST OR NOT? U BE THE JUDGE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

wait there are no girls at the raven, this will never work

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah you're gonna just be using those lines or me or john is the thing about that plan if the last couple days/weeks are anything to go by. you've gotta make the venture into adam's morgan, i fear.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Just for the record I was hungover, unwashed, and wearing baggy jeans and a hoodie. In case you thought I was doing my best Tina Turner impression or something.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

britney can i get your sister email why because she look cheap

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

ha the workout shit will totally get you laid at the tom tom club probably

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

man i think you get contact herpes just by thinking about the tom tom club

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Conceptual herpes.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

you have to wear this though, to go with it
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000CB566K.01-A3DYB20QS3MEI2._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

guys i cannot type today

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

i remember luke in that shirt...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

I get the guys who say "Do you work out? Because I've got a workout for that ass" and then proceed to detail said "fitness" "program". That was Sunday.

wow, if that doesn't bring back memories of being a catholic in the boston archdiosece in the '80s nothing will.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

sigh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

ok seriously "presumably greenwald" made me have to turn my killfile off bcz I was incapable of imagining how stupid jon's question was that produced that response

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

you two kids need to kiss and make up already

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

i've only seen jon like this after one other breakup, and he was 17

― remy bean, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna get them a gift certificate to a couples spa, no one can be angry during a massage?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/10/a762_a_28.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

dude do not talk about my mom like that otherwise yr making yr own goulash tonight, asshole.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

it is a picture of a fucking shirt OK

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

so's your face, dickweed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha! XD Well Anyway it is only a week until you get here! I'm excited :D This is the first time I can (legally) go have drinks with you!

ok this is like the only thing i'm known for by anyone at all, isn't it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

that and abandoning your nintendogs to the elements

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, you're the one telling everybody that I like to get drunk and smoke cigarettes for fun. Way to cement my reputation.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Don Weiner is playing gnebs balls on the ilx politcal roulette table, blog that wankette, that is news.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

i told them you drank and smoked cigarettes as your duty.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

lol hostile on Libbyday

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://photo.ringo.com/87/87556573O278715218.jpg
DUTY DO YOU SEE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

I get the guys who say "Do you work out? Because I've got a workout for that ass" and then proceed to detail said "fitness" "program". That was Sunday.

dude, that was you?!

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ 'smoking kills'

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Ohhhh god so drunk. Did Paul drive? Whoever drove home was a fucking saint about it, considering how long it took.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

dude paul got married remember
http://photo.ringo.com/87/87556502O273220156.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, it wouldn't have taken nearly as long if we hadn't GOTTEN LOST IN THE SUBURBS but whatev, designated drivers get free rein.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha SUBURBS CURSE YOU

i'm really sorry, we should have maybe shelved our duty to drinking a little that night?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Nono! We were just far away from sleeping place, and I got a phone call from a family member halfway through yr recep, and the person I was making out in those days was back in NYC. Apart from those relatively minor things that had nothing to do with you, it was an amazing time. Esp that bar back in your nabe.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

we really, really confused everyone at the childe harold moreso than usual that night! i'm thinking that i should just start wearing my wedding dress every time i go there. you should find a way to come along?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Will there be any attractive single people with Y chromosomes there? (Have been called out on the b-word already today.)

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

i only know attractive, single people with y chromosomes excepting like mmmmmmmmaybe 4 people, dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Have been called out on the b-word already today.

Baltimore?

― David R., Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i don't even know why you hang out with those four uglies

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

(expresspeteandalex.jpg)

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i should totally ditch those people, it's hurting my rep a little.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

lol xpost or not who can tell in this post 9/11 world

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

dudes I am taking off like a fucking rocket out of this taco stand as soon as the afternoon relief shows up, because I have not eaten lunch yet, and the cafeteria is total bullshit after 1:30, and I don't feel like going outside to get food just so I can come back in, eat, and go outside again.

I wonder if I can put away two subway 12s at once

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

dare to dream

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

taco stand rocket!!

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Damn inadequate audience, there seem to be no photos of Saturday on any Web2.0 system, or if they are dopey fuckers have not tagged them. I want a record of my glory.

― Ed, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

You don't get a taco stand rocket by just wishing, tom

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I thought people automatically blogged every aspect of their lives.

― Ed, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

tv's the wankette's jobsite appears to have done a Boxing Pete under the Libby surge

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

i don't get it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

no problems here? maybe a temporary server hiccup

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

i mean a Boxing Pete

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

dear ipod:

"no battery power remains", eh? APPARENTLY ENOUGH BATTERY POWER TO LIGHT UP AND DISPLAY THIS MESSAGE ON THE SCREEN FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT NOW, THOUGH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER REALLOCATING YOUR "STUPID MESSAGES" BATTERY POWER TO THE "PLAYING MUSIC" PORTION.

wtf,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

pow pow pow whack boom bang 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 K.O.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Go up to the barista and tell her you'd join a monastery if the order worshipped her (and there were no vows of celibacy, obviously). Let me know how it all works out.

Michael White on Tuesday, March 6, 2007 2:36 PM (6 seconds ago)

^^^^^^^^ MAKE SURE TO USE THIS LINE IN YOUR BAR PICK UP LINE EXPERIMENT TONIGHT, ALEX

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

guys this sucks

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2093564/2156579/2158802/2160741/04_Jerboa.jpg

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAAOOOOWWW

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

it is now rocket o'clock folks

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

[image]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/eb/Def_Leppard_Rocket.jpg/200px-Def_Leppard_Rocket.jpg[image]

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

well you get the idea

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/eb/Def_Leppard_Rocket.jpg/200px-Def_Leppard_Rocket.jpg
yes i do

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rocketman.com/images/RM_bev_equip_man.jpg

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

jet pack of...beer? 8[

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

that is totally how drinks will be served at the Flying Dawkins. No bar, just roving drink dispensers.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

YES

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see why you couldn't have a tank full of gin & tonic

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

double tanks

― Ed, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

how do i shot forming coherent thoughts

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

beerpack was the final straw, i've lost my mind

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon be fair that happened a while ago

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Just presage each incoherent one with 'I bet my balls...'

― Ed, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

ed otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

is "Flying Dawkins" the name of the bar y'all are going to open? omg I luv DC ILX

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah! we're working on the business plan but it's kind of stalled out due to, well, too much drinking

guys the things that are going down on the jared leto thread are not things i'm ok with

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

seriously! get your hands out of your underwear, skinny Jared Leto!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

that's the picture i am MOST ok with mainly because if i look at it real quick i think it is robbie williams who is my all time #1 coke bro. but then i realize it is jared leto and am really, really sad and angry and itching to watch him get axed in the face in american psycho for the 300th time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I just don't even get the fat Jared Leto pictures. bodies are so weird.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

(and yeah, OTM. I knew Robbie Williams. Robbie Williams was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Robbie Williams.)

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

i am really glad that alexander decided not to go the gay route because if i had to see a colin farrell/jared leto sex scene i would've gouged my own eyes out

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

few, few people are robbie williams ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

recap for horseshoe:

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/6/f_dawkinsm_9b67bc3.jpg

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

AWESOME!!!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

can we have the peyton manning pug as our "bar dog"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

HOW CAN YOU NOT???

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

and maybe a BERNIE KOSAR WROTE THE BIBLE memorial plaque?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/chubfan.jpg
i mean, look at him.

the thing is, our bartender is going to be bernie kosar, i had a chat with the dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

if anyone can live in Cleveland and simultaneously manage to bartend in DC, Bernie Kosar is that man.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

tell us about the gulf war again, bernie

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, I forgot: football is why I don't read the DC thread.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

ok why did I look at the leto thread argh

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

man, I'm almost tearing up imagining the Super Bowl parties that might go down at the Flying Dawkins.

hi I am fantasizing about an imaginary bar in another city. ;_;

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

if i didn't sit around doing things like that all day, i'd have shot myself at least 18 times by now because of how horrible and lame my work is

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, J031 sez you should pursue something more creatively rewarding like advertising because she sees you as a creative free spirit.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

also, you should sic Bernie Kosar on whoever's making you sad at work.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

did you mean something more creatively rewarding THAN advertising? because otherwise your wife is melting my mind

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

TV'S BERNIE KOSAR
http://www6.miami.edu/campaign/donors/images/donors_dp_kosar.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahahaha yes I know! I kind of was all UH at her but then realized I might not have properly explained your job.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I thought Ally had a new job as Britney's trophy wife?

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

kosarcares.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

lol ok wow. well at least i'm doing something right!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

i find these three thread titles all right in a row hilarious

# Jared Leto gets hurt [Started by anthony, last updated 1 minute ago] 16 new answers
# ann coulter is pretty [Started by _, last updated 1 minute ago] 73 new answers
# John Justen and Fluffy Bear Will Drink It [Started by Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, last updated 1 minute ago] 186 new answers

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

UH WHEN IS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

sunday

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

I ate a burrito and now I'm going to eat a sub. what do you all think of that.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

PIGGY

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

i am working my way through TWO POUNDS OF PASTA!

i may have over estimated the size of this container in relation to how much of a container i can eat.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i think i just gave up. you win this time bow-tie pasta.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

WHY DOES DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME HAPPEN

is it going to help me or hurt me this time?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

it will hurt you, instead of being 1 minute early for things you will be 59 minutes late.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

8x recommended pasta dosage

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

lol kevin little known fact i am always 59 minutes late to everything

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i just checked the container and apparently i brought 48 oz. of farfalle, basil & red pepper sauce, and parmesian cheese. now i'm too bloated to put the remaining 10 ounces in the fridge and save for tomorrow. also, it feels like this stuff is expanding in my gullet.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

well now you will be an hour and fifty eight minutes late.

you may not want to go at all at this point.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

it's better for everyone if i just don't show up anyway i'm realizing these days

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

i thought for sure that's what my supervisor was going to tell me on friday.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

OMG kevin did you fill a Super Big Gulp cup with pasta?!?

― I DIED, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

is that what was in the envelope? 2lbs pasta?

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

shit, that envelope is still unopened in my bag.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

RIP THIS AWESOME THREAD

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

lol omg i had to stop reading that shit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i've got to agree that shutting it down in the face of dissent was a very britishers way to go about it. i don't give a fuck about who has mod privs or who doesn't but locking a thread because you don't like what's being said leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

awesome, since i am covering the desks of the two people above me on the food chain here (one of them being my supervisor) i just became aware of a series of job interviews scheduled for next week. and curiously, they are interviewing for a position with the exact same title as mine.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you are being promoted

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

you so crazy.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

guys, i figured out ann coulter. she is basically peggy gravel from "Desperate Living." john waters movies explain everything

― daria-g, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

haha christ1an said basically the same thing re. john waters last night, but it brought him to a slightly different conclusion, which was to pretend to expose himself in order to win a lady's heart

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

omg that mod board thread was just wow

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/412331251_efbe306797.jpg?v=0

― JW, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

1 comment, by 1000 Tony Romo DJs

i take it all back it has been an awesome day

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

nice jpg, jon

guys i think maybe i need to go to a hospital. or take a really big dose of nyquil tonight and pray for the morning.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

how do i shot concerned emoticon

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/moviebrianssong1.JPG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

well we know your funnybone isn't bruised

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

haha v funny i see what u did there

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

WPGC playlists from 1958-1984

― daria-g, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

Memorial Day 1984

― daria-g, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.amandfmmorningside.com/optimized_photos_zip_files/opt_wpgc_photo_lo_res_1973_04_28th_redhead_judi_carla_cutlass.jpg

― daria-g, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

l-r mary, ally, kate

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

(ally's the "ethnic")

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

OMG
http://images.radcity.net/3319/1820648.gif

you guys should be in the contest

(this all happened because I was trying to find out what is this insane go-go song played a lot on pcg/kys lately. the chorus is basically this dude with a really low baritone voice going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH." i will have to record it)

― daria-g, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

YRJOBISYRCREDIT (BRIAN BILLIONS RMX)

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

the only tune I can possibly come up with for a new jingle is "AT EASTERN MOTORS" to the tune of "CATS PLAYING BASEBALL"

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

that's pretty good tho

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

bcz of the ann coulter thread I now have "IIIII'M EASTERN MO-TORS" in my head, sadly it is the whitney version

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

tom i'm not really sure i understand your point on the ann coulter thread, to be totally honest, but i like where you're going.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

I just decided all the bullshit about code pink vs. rosie the riveter was actually about Elastigirl, and then I realized that her entire career is one movie after another designed to bring out the worst in dweebs like Shakey Mo

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

that thread made me consider investigating use of killfile. when a person's debate style is consistently either sarcasm or reductio ad absurdum.. it's not worth a reply

― daria-g, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

so I had my eye exam and tried on the glasses again yesterday and I am really in love with them but they cost like gabbneb money and I am unsure about whether to proceed with purchase. I don't wear glasses that much and my last pair is 8 years old. Hmm.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

time to change yr Mii then

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

man ipod why u being depressing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes I wish I was the kind of person who would take the time to blog a retrospective of an actor or actress' career and the controversies surrounding their various roles from film to film, because the type of people who typically do that are usually really poor writers and deadly boring, and I could probably do a decent job of it, but who the fuck would read it? I mean the people who would read it would all be like a bunch of overpaid self-deluding dbags, in my mind. I hate my audience already. I'm never going to be a writer.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

I got an eye exam yesterday as well but couldn't make up my mind abt new glasses. where did you go? I might have to go to another place to find a pair that suits me. I can't wear these square heavy architect glasses that are all over, they're cool but don't look good when I try them on. I figure I'll end up spending like $350 (and this is inc. what insurance covers) but given that I wear them all the time, it's worth it

― daria-g, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

lol jackson brown, ipod? really? GUYS WORK IS 10X MORE AWESOME NOW THAT I'M ALONE AGAIN AND CAN PUT ON MY MUSIC BTW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://pds.egloos.com/pds/1/200409/12/56/a0011656_2223091.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

due to it security issues we can no longer attach any external drive that isn't encrypted to our workstations. i'm assuming this would apply to my ipod so music is no longer an option for me.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

due to it security issues we can no longer attach any external drive that isn't encrypted to our workstations

ha yr fed agency is more locked down than the entire FBI

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

dudes we don't have security here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

completely and totally LOL to me because I finally am getting out

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

my fed agency is under a lot of scrutiny right now. yesterday was a shit storm of mammoth proportions. and this is only going to get worse as the election gets closer.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Telephone

toll-free: 800-424-9530 (press 0, then 1250)

local: 202-694-1250
Email

it@fec.gov

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

calling right now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i worked for the fec. : (
i'll bet there are some real opportunities for graft there.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

"Security, this is Science's Cosmic Schefter. Morbs you faggot norbit, understand?"

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

"YAAAAAOOOOOWWWWW!!! (click)"

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i just have to share this.. one of my housemates & her boyfriend.. they bicker CONSTANTLY. like whenever they are together it's nonstop. i think they're really bad for each other. it's not my business except, damn, I can't stand being around it, it's so annoying, the boyfriend is one of those types who's always putting everyone on their guard with his constant petty sniping. it's not directed at me although I await the (inevitable) moment when it is, at which point I get to tell him, dude, save your bitching for someone who cares. this person isn't around too much and yet whenever they are I have this feeling of dread.. like ohno, dickhead is home.

― daria-g, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

ugh that sucks, dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS IMPORTANT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

!!!!!

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

oh man fuck that DC rock thread on ILM for making me go listen to Unrest. Now I'm all ;_;

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

i'm listening to soft cell, try that instead :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

"But most importantly during the football season, if you aren't wearing a helmet, get the fuck away from me. Football first; everything else second."

i <3 you snoop!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

I think "if you aren't wearing a helmet, get the fuck away from me" is going to be my new drinking motto.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

soft cell soooooo otm!

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

you could also try the ural 13 diktators

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

I think that applies better to my wife, we can ask ZR to confirm if he ever gets on the internet again

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

"if you aren't wearing a football helmet, get the fuck away from me" will be my gmail status indicator from september through the superbowl.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

total destruction and hits not hype have both brightened my day today.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha ural 13

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

the diktators are bringing you hits not hype
all our party comrades are feelin alright

lol @ awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

so do you guys agree that I will look totally cool walking around with this thing in my hand
http://www.samsontech.com/images/productimages/H4_top-web.jpg
I'm so going to rip off that chinatown pots & pans dude for loops

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we should totally get that chinatown dude to play a party

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I want one of those doohickeys too.

― n/a, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

what is the possibility re: i have tuberculosis. i mean 98% of new york city has it but it never materializes. so, i guess, chances are good and now it has come to kill me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

ok i swear to god that men in black recorder thingy was appearing on my screen as a frida kahlo painting not fifteen seconds ago I'VE LOST MY MIND

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

alex perchance were you just on another webpage 15 seconds ago.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9536/sealih7.gif

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha YES

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

the diktators are bringing you a TRAP

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/180/seal5plpt0.gif

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

with you on that one

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

I like FedEx! As far as awesome companies they're no 3M, but still.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

fedex is non-union so i do not like them.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

USPS > UPS > FedEx

― JW, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

also, I LOVE YOU Kennedy Center 2007-2008 announced season! Japan! culture + hyperculture fuck yeah!

http://www.kennedy-center.org/programs/newseason/#JCH

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

USPS > nothing

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

USPS > The Postal Service

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

usps > carrier turtles.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

homing pigeons > usps tho

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

usually fedex does a bang up job but i have noticed that once 1 thing goes wrong it starts a chain reaction and right now i hate them and am going to kill them

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

carrier turtles > internet message boards

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

full disclosure, i used to work for ups when i was 19. i got my union card through them. i walked a teamster picket line against them too.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I've only had FedEx fuck up about 3 times over my last 6 years of dealing with them heavily but those have been pretty bad.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

PLEASE STOP SNOWING

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Fedex leaves brand new iMacs out on the doorstep after being signed for by the fucking ladladies' housekeeper but will not bring an iPod to me if I even tell them exactly what hours I'm available and then take a whole day off to meet their driver in person. FedEx's only saving grace is a smattering of fairly accessible storefront locations where it is relatively easy to drop off shit for airborne overnight. Other than that fuck them in the face.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

current FedEx logo > old UPS logo > current USPS logo > old FedEx logo > old USPS logo > new UPS logo

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

What are you even talking about, nothing is as good as the old UPS logo.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kancoll.org/graphics/schiller/ponyexpress.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

lol hey guys you should all go work for the pony express, they are looking for you guys.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

ORPHANS PREFERRED

― Laurel, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

except tom because he's old ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

the pony express has the same requirements as kate masonic boom

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

she pays $25 a week? how to sign up.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

THE DIKTATORS ARE BRINGING YOU
A BOX OVERNIGHT
OUR COMRADES ARE FRIENDLY
OUR SCHEDULE IS TIGHT

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

negative space arrow in the fedex logo is wicked awes

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel, I love Paul Rand's work but the current FedEx logo is a work of genius!

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.blondie.com/graphics/merch/fedex/fedexstrip2.gif

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

waht that not even true

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.blondie.com/graphics/merch/sargento/sandwiches.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

UPS uniforms > everything, though

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

is "one time feel fine" my favorite song y/n

is sargento cheese gross y

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

guys seriously I would not wear any of the UPS or FedEx logos on a T-shirt.
I would however spend over sixty bucks for a hoodie with this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Uspslogo.gif

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

ally are you sure Scooter's "How Much Is The Fish?" isn't your favorite song?

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah to be honest that isn't even in the conversation.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT, you're a true patriot.

I would not wear the UPS logo on a shirt, but I would wear a UPS uniform.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

kinky

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Image]

i would wear PostOffice!.png t-shirt

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

haha goddammit

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Scooter's guilty

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

i'll just go post it in the sandbox see you guys later

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST PUT A FUCKING LINK INSTEAD OF "REMOVED ILLEGAL IMAGE"

JESUS GOD CHRIST

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

anything with a ! is "illegal" link or image or whatever

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Tom, it's not the link itself... You posted with a w!! in the title. I've actually removed that code, but in some languages, "!" is used to execute stuff, so unsafe.

The bug was that I was checking both the text of the link as well as the link, but it's sorted now.

Keith on Sunday, March 4, 2007 1:34 PM (2 days ago)

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

NEXT BUILD WE PROMISE

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

ok tom perhaps you misunderstood my post in some meaningful way that is indicative of our many deep-seeded issues with simply not getting one another, but that was not my point at ALL.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Dagwood revealed as a corporate shill, my hopes and dreams crushed.

Also HI DERE DC thread.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

ie IN ROMPER ROOM, CAN'T THEY AT LEAST PUT THE URL THERE INSTEAD OF "ILLEGAL LINK/IMAGE REMOVED" IT'S GOING TO TAKE UP EXACTLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF TECHNOLOGY SPACE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

alex that was totally not worth loading 8,000,000 sandbox messages for.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

YES IT WAS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

i never said it was!

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

uh xpost cpt save-a-blogger

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

NO, I DID, JUST NOW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

technically the post office thing wasn't (brian, btw, you really need to fix your settings to only show 50 last posted or something), but the nic cage.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

was explaining to alex not you about what happened
your point stands? I don't have an argument with that

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I wasn't logged in to sandbox anymore (haha which makes it exactly like nu-ilx!)

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/926/seal6plaq7.gif

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

8080!

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

was explaining to alex not you about what happened
your point stands? I don't have an argument with that

i'm not saying you necessarily do but fuck me if i'm going to suggest it anywhere what with every suggestion basically being met with "no, fuck you" and "thanks for appreciating that we did any of this"??

i have to say i do have some sympathies for jon at times. other times, i wish i could kick him in the balls for being the strawman cause of all this bullshit backwards bulletin boards ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS

http://themot.org/gallery/d/85069-1/116897054584536960.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

that's funny cos it's true

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4100/seal7plls0.gif

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

i demand you only communicate via seals and badges from now on.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

guys 300 comes out THIS weekend

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ sparta & seals

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5244/seal8plis0.gif

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda feel like watching 300 would ruin the trailer for me.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda feel like watching 300 would be hilarious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

THEN WE WILL WATHC IT IN THE SHADE!!!!

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

let's just get drunk instead

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

first of all, that would never happen

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

let's just have some tea and chat instead

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

i think i should go home

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, everyone should prob go home

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

you've all done enough for one day

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

word

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

In the cosmic sense.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Arrgh that was XP to "everyone should prob go home".

― Laurel, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

i feel like i'm going to pass out
i'll just keep posting maybe that will keep me from doing so before 6pm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

word in the cosmic sense

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6503/churchsignmg4.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

word in the cosmic sense is totally going to be one of those things I start saying in real life and freaking people out with.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

ERRORS

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

i would go home but fedex hasnt fucking come yet

also i am already home

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaaa

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/413855351_a173b8350e_o.gif

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

jeez u guys

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

boogerpants

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

HEEYYYYY

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilestvraimentpartout.free.fr/vosimages/dead_alive_ravaillac.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

guys there is actually an organization called "student pugwash usa"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

student pugasspockets usa

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

ugh dude no

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

im sorry this is just what comes to mind when i think of pugs you can blame my friend corey she told me all abt how due to overbreeding some pugs have retched little anal glands that their owners squeeze out by hand so that they dont just let go all over the couch

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

hi information I didn't need!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

is oh! eh! hein! quoi! my favorite song YES

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

where is tracer hand, there was great controversy for like a day over the name of the performer of this song! but i don't remember what he claimed the singer's name was...bobby le boom or something similarly completely made up sounding.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

tracer hand is in the britains

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

well yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.4colorrebellion.com/media/pics/07/03/ac_what.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

what.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www-rohan.sdsu.edu/~renglish/377/notes/chapt14/you_want_it_when.gif

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

we are all inthe same boat here today people and folks

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

the crackboat

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

skipper: skrakbones keppler.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

lol biz markie

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Just went to buy my glasses and they were somehow sold between 5:30pm yesterday and 2pm today. Fuck!

So then I had a reuben and a pint of Murphy's at Stoney's. Yay!

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

mmm reuben.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

screw you Mr. Idied

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, I need to go back a week:

Van Helsing is more enjoyable if you pretend Kate Beckinsale is actually topless the whole time, and has no lines

[b]OTMP/b]

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

good job there

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK YOU, INABILITY TO TYPE ARGH

gah I can't even be bothered to fix that typo

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

WTF kind of emoticon is that supposed to be

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

That is the "Dan is a tired pathetic loser fuckface" emoticon.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

nobody can even understand what you were trying to say, that is how bad you fucked it up

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

it made me think BLOOMPS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

ORNALDO [b]OTMP/b]S FOR PRESIDETN

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha xpost

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

HAW

seriously dudes last chance today in shitty weather, do I get off at farragut north and just order a new suit this afternoon or go spelunking for wrinklestripes in the closet

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

dude high fives!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

you need to get that sorted out TODAY otherwise you're not coming

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.heatherhill.org/highfive.gif

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Tom, I was trying to emphatically agree with you re: Beckenbaps but if you're just going to ridicule and belittle me, I will have no choice but to read it and snicker.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

high five from the dude who apparently just had all his fingertips reattached

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-071.vo.llnwd.net/01516/17/03/1516563071_m.jpg

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

OK I go buy suit, fuck it

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

do not fuck suit, that will require cleaning

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

ok, seriously, wtf now... why the fuck would weather.com be blocked by the web filters?

BOXCAR to this too.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR this whole fucking day actually.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

your job is so annoying, Kevin!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

graphic extreme weather content

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

i found the funniest website on the internet
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Underworld/

i mean really is that necessary

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

chicago must be due for some sexxxy weather.

raining playmates or something.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

kevin it's 28 and cloudy in chicago, with a chance of shemale incest

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

that is the first time i've smiled in like 3 days ghost rider, thanks.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

it is always funny when people use the phrase "ghost rider" in sentences here. i dunno why.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

I am getting the glasses after all! The manufacturer in Denmark had a few more and I will have them in a couple weeks. Yay stylin' like a pro, boo $.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

hooray! i am excited for new glasses

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

hey tv's wankette yr link to 'frozen tropics' blog is hosed (extra " character at the end of URL)

― daria-g, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

hey the one pair I liked at the place I went was from denmark, were you at emb4ssy opt1cians yesterday too?!

― daria-g, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

i lol'd:

middle eastern studies surely

gabbneb on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 3:54 PM (19 minutes ago)

excersise science

g®▲Ðұ on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 3:55 PM (18 minutes ago)

middle eastern studies is popular...for tools

Maria on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 3:59 PM (15 minutes ago)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

I was at Blink. Danes be making sweet glasses.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.holmegaard.com/log/images/Ho_0033_1.jpg

damn right.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

guys someone just posted something about binary of human culture of sexuality or something like that on the same sex crush thread and i kind of lost brain cells.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

In January 2007, it was reported that Matthew McConaughey will play Thomas Magnum, Steve Zahn is Rick Wright, Tyrese Gibson is T.C. Calvin, and William H. Macy is Higgins. The movie will be released in summer of 2008. [1]

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

wow they fucked up on each one. kudos!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

I really really regret posting that

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

haha it's cool curt1s i still think yr blood diamonds

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

curt1s, it's cool, i wasn't bitching about what you said ie the content of the post just that i'm pretty fucking addled today and was pretty much bent around trying to follow what you said.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

aw, I think you were right, you just expressed it a little unwieldily.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

(and I'm in no position to criticize anyone else for awkward language!)

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

god guys i'm bored.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://john.russom.com/catspace2.jpg
i has a suit

also a burrito, but past tense

and NFL'S GREATEST GAMES: THE ICE BOWL just came on

the dallas staff inexplicably made an ill-advised substitution

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

go read morbs' contribution to the excelsior thread!

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

ok me and fedex are cool again my regular guys was all i was off yesterday none of this wouldve happened etc...

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

omg fake morbs is gonna make real morbs xplode

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha thanks brian

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

which one is the real morbius, guys, i honestly cannot figure out how many fakes there are going right now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

fake morbs is my most favorite morbs

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

tom what is with clown cat

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

I have "managed" the home computer so now you will be able to identify fake morbius by the fact that his posts are still visible

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

no tom here is the deal

i don't think the person posting under morbius's real user name is morbius right now either

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

NOTHING BUT FAKE MORBIUS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

Even some of the Packers had trouble starting their car and getting to the game

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

where morbs @ then?

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

jon probably murdered him in a fit of rage.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

jon probably ~~murdered~~ ate him in a fit of ~~rage~~ hunger.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

can I just killfile all of them

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

im gonna make a morbs of my own

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

alex otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

i knew i shouldn't have taken that last dayquil

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

i really don't get the jon as a chubby joke, did he used to be more corpulent?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

BOARD OF A THOUSAND FAKE MORBS

― I DIED, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

used to be!! what the hell did he used to weigh, like 700lbs?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

he is and always has been a tremendous tubguts
you met the dude, I can't believe you didn't notice

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

how much do you think jon weighs now?

ARE THERE TWO JONS? there can't be.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

I'VE MET HIM TWICE!!!

oh my god, maybe i do have a brain tumor.

oh yes, it was suggested that i get my brain checked out today.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

"somebody told me today they think I have a problem"

"who told you that?"

"NOBODY!!!!"

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

chr1stian otm!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

kev, Fat Jon an ironic joke, like Sober Tom & Witty Ally

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think you understand irony very well.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

or healthy, vital, clear-minded kevin. i get it.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

BUT I DON'T APPROVE.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

― Dr Morbius Schefter, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^ my favorite one yet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

blah!

― Dr Morbius Schefter, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

what is going on in this thread?

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

nothing :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

;_1

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

turns out the wave is not the only thing gonna hit miami, guys.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

yaaaaow...?

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeaht hat is exactly what happened next on the television, good job kreskin.

WHY csi miami is on is a mystery in and of itself tho.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

mother nature threw steve a curve ball, and they had to run their hurry up offense, didn't they?

WAHT DO YOU MEAN DAVID CARUSO? U R A KOAN.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8772/sealrm2.gif

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/8/f_alldiedm_c948b2f.jpg

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

I truly died this time.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

dude I am WAY serious about the Jacques Tati festival at AFI. Playtime is the first being shown and I think the one that will sell out the earliest. Anybody interested in one of the following? I think Sunday is best for me.

Sat 24 Mar, 1:00PM
Sun 25 Mar, 1:00PM
Mon 26 Mar, 9:10PM
Thu 29 Mar, 7:00PM

I will probably also go see Trafic and Mon Oncle in april.

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

i would probably go to all this tati movies

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

See jour de Fete for me.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

guys I figured it out

Thursdays are the dead donkey's ass blow of the week

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Arthur Dent had that pegged 30 years ago.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

thursday's are the days i usually get stuff done because i don't want to have jack shit hanging over me on a friday. but today is not one of those days. i think if i had one less beer last night i'd be ok. not hungover but my head's a little cloudy and if i'd gone home at 12:45 instead of 1:15 i would have had an extra half hour's sleep.

i need a massage.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

awesomes

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

It's not my fault it took us 30 years to figure out that the metric week is the same as the avordupois ok?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

roffles:

http://www.wondermark.com/comics/276.gif

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

We're strictly imperial and £ s. d. round here.

― Ed, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

I demand a soviet system of government so I can impose a single codec and video wrapper on the entire broadcast industry , so I never have to write increasingly complex version of this again

• Main Concept MPEG-2
• Quicktime DV and DVCPRO
• Windows Media
• MXF, Sony XDCAM and Pansonic P2 codec sets, support for both OP-1A and OP-Atom standards.
• Matrox DV, DVCPRO and MPEG-2

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

seriously dudes the wondermark stuff and the nietzsche family circus shit is making me kind of glad I probably won't have publisher or paint.net at my next job

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i never been banned before it feels great to be back that was a rough 10 hours even if i was asleep for most of it hi everyone im back pheeew

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

mess with dr morbius, get banned! DO YOU SEE

we should start 12 or 13 poll threads on 4-5 different boards bitching about how now the whole site is just like the noize bored and it's a fucking bait and switch by pashmina who is obviously a sockpuppet for JW

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

You know how sometimes really bad ideas can seem really, really awesome? Like, chocolate-covered crack awesome...?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

i like it - also we should do it w/morbs sock puppets but ones that are far enough off to not be bannable like cosmic morbs or whatnot

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

we are turning morbs into the fucking green lantern aren't we

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

i dont know what that means?

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Okay enough with the Morbius obsession, guys. Let's not get all JW/Kate about this.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but this is all in good fun see

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

and now I've made it up in my head I am enjoying the thought of a Morbius Corps of interstellar dickheads on every planet kind of awesome (chocolate covered crack)

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

remix

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

so yeah i'd be interested in the tati

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

c/d: yelling RE-MIIIIIIIX at a loud party whenever you stop talking to a person and start up a conversation with another person

holy shit you guys, i think i went to bad at 10pm last night, OOPS

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i usually go bad at around 10pm too

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I slept more than 10 minutes straight last night. Where I was had heating fucked in the other direction from kevin's.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

we are turning morbs into the fucking green lantern aren't we

haha MORBIUS DON'T SOCIALIZE

― David R., Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

things i no longer wish to talk about on this thread, a list:

DR MORBIUS (this includes everything from fake morbius to cosmic morbius to regular asshole morbius to the movie forbidden planet)

sorry to go all kate st. clare on y'all but seriously you fucks the room is already down enough with everyone having died.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't really mean to bring the ILComix hammer down over here, sorry

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

I HEARD CAPTINA AMERICA DIES

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

EVERYONE has died

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah turns out zack WAS captain america

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

God I'm going to go jump in front of the train

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

ok great another dead person on our hands

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to draw your attention to a pretty amazing Dear Prudence question on Slate today:

I'm a 46-year-old unmarried Caucasian woman. I live alone with my three cats, whom I love dearly. My friends always pick on me because I love cats but haven't managed to find a man who shares this love with me. Sometimes I feel very alone, although I have my cats. I feel like my friends are talking about me behind my back all the time! I'm very content with my current lack of love, but I sometimes worry that my friends aren't. They are all happily married with children. I feel as though I'm left out of everything since I haven't gotten married and had kids. Because of this, I'm thinking of adopting an African baby. Although I feel that I would love this child as much as I love my cats, sometimes I wonder if the only reason I'm considering adopting is to fit in with my friends. What should I do?
—Alone and Unsure

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Send her L. J@gger

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that is amazingly depressing way to go

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ed saves the day

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Although I feel that I would love this child as much as I love my cats, sometimes I wonder...

that sound you just heard was my head exploding.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

roffle?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't say it was funny, I said it was amazing.

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

To be fair, LJ has not told us about his quest for nookie in a while, which means either:

1) he found it
2) he listened to advice about not telling us about his amyl fuel search on a public forum
3) HE DIED

― Ed, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

cabbie, to me, last night:

"russia house, huh? haaarrd drinker. you will leave there with four-weel drive. eh? four-wheel drive -- (imitates crawling on hands and knees). you will hope you don't run into any colleagues there. tomorrow, you reach for... uh, analgesic."

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

the russia house is the most awesome place on the face of the earth and i really should go back there, we've been meaning to but the smoking ban made it seem a little less awesome inside there.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

and no, i don't know why i went to russia house last night. i basically just do what text messages tell me, that's my thing these days.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

then you heard another voice from the left, it said k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-king of snake, king of snake

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

haha tombot otm

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA BUM DUM BABADABA

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha last time I went to russia house was about 3 years ago, at the end of a night of drinking. I only had one more drink there, unfortunately I also had about 6 shots while I was having that drink. Thank god I live downhill from there.

Morals of story:

1. NEVER GO TO RUSSIA HOUSE
2. NEVER EVER GO TO RUSSIA HOUSE WITH FR1TZ

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

24 HRS WITH THE KING OF SNAKE

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

DOGMAN AND THE KING OF SNAKE. I'M ON A BOAST AND THE KING OF SNAKE.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

also i disagree with your assessment of the situation, brian. ALWAYS GO TO RUSSIA HOUSE.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

IS VERY POPULAR AT MIDNITE

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i probably shouldn't go back there for a little while as my party was kind of kicked out

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

what, you weren't nice to the eastern european hookers?

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

he smashed a flower pot over a hooker's head or something like that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

snowball fight descended into flower pot fight --- YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME BUT I WAS THE SOBEREST ONE THERE AND DIDN'T REALLY PARTICIPATE

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

bloggers gone wild

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

gross

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

doing CAD file translations = lame
doing CAD file translations while listening to "Eye Of The Tiger" = HEROIC

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

did you ever know that you are my hero?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Me: do you think at my next job they might let us listen to music and stuff?
Coworker: fuck you quit rubbing it in you bastard

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

i took karate at the Y when i was 9 and the instruxtor would play eye of the tiger to get us amped up - it worked BIG TIME.

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck this florida potty parity law that says I have to have 3 women's toilets for every 2 men's toilets. I'm working on a GAY BAR!

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

women can be gay too dude

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

How is having MORE bathrooms for women considered "parity"?

― n/a, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

We have to have room for wardrobe adjustments and make-up checking/re-application.

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

all they need to do to address the "lengthy lines" problems with women's rooms is install bouncers to prevent bitches from going into stalls two at a time to giggle and do blow for 17 minutes straight, and also remove mirrors from women's rooms. PROBLEM SOLVED.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

bitches from going into stalls two at a time to giggle and do blow for 17 minutes straight

this may be more of a problem with the men at this establishment

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

yeah gay dudes love to giggle

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

I don't really care WHY women need more bathrooms, I just assume it has something to do with tampons. I'm just questioning why this would be considered parity.

― n/a, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

let's all put on bear suits and show these dumb bitches what's up

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

50% more toilets? How about I roundhouse you into the portrait gallery, five-head

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

You know what would save time? One enormous toilet.

― n/a, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

TROUGH TROUGH TROUGH

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Women should go back to wearing dresses like this, then the can smuggle buckets or commodes with them:

http://www.victoriabrookes.co.uk/Images/MMK_SophiesRoseBlackCherry.jpg

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i never thought about it but leelee sobieski does kind of have a huge forehead.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

one enormous cocaine

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

I reckon she's got a segway under there.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics4/ken4.jpg
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics4/ken7.gif

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.film.tv.it/imgbank/BOX/MA/01484928.JPG

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bill_h.jpg
^^^ how to procure, can i keep in bathtub?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

no otters till you have procured a sloth

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

why do you keep using "procure" all the time now?
also only the gray one. yes, can keep in bathtub. I clean up the cat poop so you have to clean up theirs though.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

they are both gray???

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

anyway i just think the phrase "how to procure" is funny

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/95/249270402_1462b9d35b.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

boogerpants

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

i have never been to russia house.. I am wary though, probably the most drunk i have ever been in my life was drinking vodka with russian lawyer dude (friend of a friend, it was a birthday party)

Tati! I will see Tati film. I'm embarrassed that I haven't seen.. maybe was wary of anything french + comedy.. it's the comedy part.. you never know what you'll get

― daria-g, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

You should take any chance you can get to see "Playtime" in a movie theater. It's not a comedy comedy, you won't be belly-laughing, but it's a pretty amazing movie and one that you need to see on the big screen to really appreciate.

― n/a, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

otters is my favorite animals

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

me too :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/dancingkids.gif

can we hang out with these kids y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

they play all the time!!! one time i saw a show where a farmer was all whos fucking w/my hay all the time and he put a video camera in his barn and when viewed it was a family of river otters sneaking in and jumping off the loft on to piles of hay over and over again :D :D :D

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god that is the luckiest farmer in the world, i would like to live in a place where river otters fuckin up my shit is my biggest concern quite frankly.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

i love how they just rest their food on their belly and float around until they decide to eat, it rules.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

the thing is, this description of otters is not so far off from all of us at the superbowl party

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

that's why i love you guys too :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

I would pay $100 to see an otter use a rock to crack the cap off a bottle of beer and drink it.

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

also otters sledding down grassy hills on their stomachs have u seen this!!!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.maths.lancs.ac.uk/~rowlings/Otters/otters/otters3.gif
alex, chr1stian and tom enjoy beverages at the raven on monday night, from my flickr!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

wait otters...sledding...down hills...on their bellies?!?!?!?!?!! omfg no i haven't seen that!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.akflyfishers.com/photocontest/2005/Sea%20Otters%20by%20Neil%20Moomey_500.jpg
i call this one "everyone outside smoking at the big hunt"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.turtletrack.org/Issues01/Co10202001/Art/SeaOtter4.jpg

me at old ebbitt happy hour

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to point out that it is only 22 days until BLADES OF GLORY opens

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know what to make of that movie.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

a coaster

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

talladega nights : cars
blades of glory : ice skates

plus WILL ARNETT

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

the thing is, napoleon dynamite

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Will Arnett and Amy Poehler are more than enough to conterbalance Jon Heder.

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

also add about 4-5 drinks before the movie and it's a win/win.

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

yeah also no SBC

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

i was like "WHAT NO SHENANDOAH BREWING COMPANY?" then like "oh"

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

ok ok if we're going to be drinking before/during/after i am ok with seeing it whenever

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

I had 5 drinks at lunch before seeing Talladega Nights and it really enhanced the experience.

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

also this is probably the most important thing happening on the eastern seaboard this sunday

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

we had a bunch of drinks at chadwick's before seeing wedding crashers, which actually almost resulted in everyone not seeing wedding crashers due to FIGHT but then sense took over and we were like why we wanna do this to vince and owen and saw it and it was a great success.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

WOW WAIT KIEFER SUTHERLAND HAS A BAND

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

guys i still haven't seen ghost rider :-/

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

if you rock that hard, you are required to have a band

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

or an otter, in person, but i have touched a dolphin before, and floated with a beer on my belly

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

i think i officially closed the book on my participation in rock 'n' roll this weekend. i gave away my beautiful beautiful fender jaguar on sunday.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

i have swam with a dolphin before :D

never floated with beer on my belly tho :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

I think gbx might actually be an otter?

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

ally you need to get your priorities straight

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

story of my life

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

that is a ridiculous notion, Laurel

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

we all otter get our priorities straight!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

waa waaaaa

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

that was pretty funny

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

im pretty sure ive floated w/a beers on my belly and ive seen tons of otters off n cali coast eating from bellies! also the otter tank at the monterey aquarium: omg the best!!! like you dont even need to see rest of aquarium

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that is true, i could spend like 8 hours at the otter tank there. sooooooo cute.

also guys UH Flame out your KitchenAid - www.flameKA.com

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

otters and dolphins make me question my life priorities

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

for instance, i should spend more time detailing my appliances

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

If I came back as a dolphin
Would U listen 2 me then?
Would U let me be your friend?
Would U let me in?
U can cut off all my fins
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
And I'll come back again as a dolphin

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/144331414_3e0b0240b3.jpg

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

kiefer sutherland has his own signature model guitar from gibson, yo

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

REACTIONARY VIOLENT TEEVEE IS ALL RIGHT - IF YOU LIKE YELLOW GUITARS

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/8/f_AR9090001m_f67cd45.jpg

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

is he doing the DJ headphone thing while he skips the record into place

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

does he keep records on belly?

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is going to be the cutest ever

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

yawning while DJing, beer on tummy = could be me

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

THIS OTTER COULD BE YOUR LIFE

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

he actually spins 7"s on his belly, it's the cutest thing ever.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

dj ottermatic

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit, that otter is awesome.

Kevin, why you give away your Jaguar?

― John Justen, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i was an otter, their lives are so carefree and spirited.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Otterchre - Chiastic Clams

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Genesis P-Otter and Psychic TV - Jack The Mussel: Acid Mussels Volume One

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS SERIOUSLY I WILL KILL VERIZON WITH A ROLL OF KNIVES

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Otterworld - Dubnobasswithmyshellfish

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Kevin, why you give away your Jaguar?

one of my best friends is in one of my favorite bands (actually she's in two of my favorite bands) and she's wanted to play it for a while. i really haven't been playing much anymore and the last "project" i was involved in hasn't practiced since august so i figured it was such a great guitar it should be put to good use. she had it on stage sunday as her second guitar but she didn't break a string until their last song.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

sorry i just had to get that out there

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/mid/sites/aberystwyth/images/otters_nigelowen1_400x300.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

verizon WIRELESS or verizon DSL/landline

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

VERIZON ENEMY OF THE DAY

(i can def get w/this)

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

what is up with verizon thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

it's cool, dude. have a clam!

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

i mean first of all everyone here hates verizon

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

New Otter - Shell Shock

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Das Vulture Ans Ein Otter-Wain

― daria-g, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

me? i hate sprint.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

grand theft otter

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9359/seal9plwo8.gif

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

The Otter - The Otter's Adventures Beyond The Littoralworld

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

i hate sprint too

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6505/seal10plqa7.gif

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'm at TRY5T because my fucking DSL just turned off, for no reason. It is apparently a problem on their end and they've graciously told me that i won't have to pay for the honor of waiting at home for their technicians tomorrow, who are scheduled to arrive somewhere between 8 a.m. and 7 p.m.. They will not call before they arrive.

Quitting my job and skipping town, btw.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

wow

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

how will i learn about beltway scuttlebutt? 8[

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ having to go to tryst THAT IS THE BIGGEST INSULT OF ALL OF IT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

I love when the problem is on "their end" yet it inevitably results in a mandatory technician house call. Which is usually like dude showing up and being all "is it working" and you have to tell them "YES THANKYOU GOODBYE" but only on really lucky, happy, sunshiney days

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

man there's gotta be a way for you to talk to a higher level person at verizon so they can at least 1) give a reasonable time frame for waiting or 2) call you before they arrive! that is absurd

― daria-g, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Do you have normal person DSL or business DSL?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

but now the technicians wear paper booties instead of tracking mud through yr house dont u see how they love us

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

i have the normal person dsl. my goal #1 was to quickly get myself back to somewhere where there is internet, so i didn't yell at "missy from dispatch" for very long. i'll call again tonight, ugggghh.

the internet here is slow. and depressing.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

you should get business dsl and write it off, dude.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

maybe it'll have cleared up, that has happened to me before.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

maybe i'll wake up tomorrow with a pet otter in my bathtub

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

dare to dream

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

if you wake up with an otter in yr bathtub plz to call me immediately so i can come pet it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

also probably you should go to rehab if that happens, that's some kind of pony in the student lounge kind of nonsense

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

these rotoscoped motherfuckers on the schwab ads all gonna get punched inna face

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

that one guys is the fbi agent from the sopranos

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda want this shirt
http://www.achewood.com/shop/rsrc/img/appm_premt_sks.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/3/8/f_otterm_7d48b5f.jpg

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

yay!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh bravo dogg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

that should have been the DVD cover for 24HPP

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

THAT IS 100% CORRECT, TOM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

(it didn't take me the whole time to do - I had to go to a COLOR FORECASTING meeting that was the most Zoolanderesque thing I've ever been involved in)

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i'm 75% sure ian sv3nonius is tutoring some girl on her math homework at the next table, being in public is weird

or maybe they're talking about color forecasting

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah i love color forecasters - they're all like everyone thought we were a joke until.. TEAL!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

wait plz to explain "most zoolanderesque thing," i am intrigued

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

tomorrow will be partly mauve with a chance of purple.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah so waht colors are they pitching?

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

ugh don't get me started on purple, i just got that damn dressed "fixed"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

well we watched a video that was called "what is blue?" and had lines like "Our color forecast wasn't chosen just by observing color, but by experiencing color through music, flavor, and fashion. We hope this will inspire your own color experience"

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

thizz?

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

mauve, purple and shemale incest

that is pretty much the DC climate all right

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

the book is full of colors and descriptions

envy
Unexpected yet welcomed.
Cool, relaxed.
Not the color of envy but
a color that can create envy.

(note: they are pretty much talking about lavender)

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

other colors:

sass
impassion
trance
twang
chill

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

lavender is the color of unicorns, not envy.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

plz translate

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

"what is blue?"

pls to watch a video called "why are there crows"

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/3321/3704/1600/whatisblue_poster.jpg

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

I AM THINKING OF PAINTING MY BATHROOM SASS

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

dear everyone

IM A DRIVER
IM A WINNER
THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE
I CAN FEEL IT

― 69, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

decadence = brown

thx color forecasters.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

(not dead yet dudes)

― 69, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

soy un perdedor

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

soy un guy who sucks

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

plus i got depression

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.wonkette.com/images/thumbs/dab3db142c6a0d1b55a972826e77a0f5.jpg
i'm thinking tantalize... for the foyer.

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

i would like to paint my bathroom electrify.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

one day i came home from my night job and found my girlfriend had painted our entire apartment hatred and resentment. that kind of sucked.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

now i live in a one-bedroom painted a lovely shade of desolation.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i got depression too

― 69, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

damn why you got to do a thing like that, bro.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

kevin you are clearly writing a george jones song

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

my apt is snow w/hints of dirt.

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

i'm thinking about re-doing the dining room in harrowing madness though. it should transition from and compliment the living room nicely.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

but im on the upswing

― 69, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

guys, I'm sorry. :(

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

(except, yay for the upswing!)

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

I just imagine a grainy photograph of somebody's soiled boxer shorts from a bad bender involving b-grade mexican carryout and next to it is a solid box that is labeled "upswing"

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

UH at coffee shop playing anton karras, i'm expecting creepy european character actors to show up and tell me to go home now

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha wait this isn't russia house

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

alex there's free wifi at my office and we got XM

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

brian's office sounds sweet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

i'll come over brian. you work at temperance hall, right?

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm disappointed with wear-dated's decision to go with the wal-mart friendly cone of sorbet instead of a nip poppin out, and changing the name to "tantalize"

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

uh i discovered that i'm flashin in one of my flickr pictures, you could go scope that if you want to see yr version of that color.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still at work yo

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

you'd never find it anyway, it's subtle

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

temperance hall is strictly for party time. Sorry alex, I forgot you'll only go places with a posted liquor license.

temperance hall tomorrow, y'all?

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

man that is a pretty tempting suggestion especially since temperance hall is not the big hunt

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

And they have TWO jukeboxes

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

well so does the big hunt technically, it's just that they always lock up one of the sides for interminable amounts of time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

things I am down with at Temperance Hall:

beers
rye
cocktails
spiced peanuts
burgers
chili
garlic fries
downstairs jukebox selection
downstairs in general
Dan Sear1ng

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

downstairs is definitely awesome there, i am with you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

we should pretty much be able to commandeer that table and then THE NIGHT BELONGS TO US

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

I want to drink tonight! I don't normally have time to go out on Thursdays but now SURPRISE I do. How to get to DC? ;_;

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.amtrak.com

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

that's how i normally do it!! the train sells drinks on it too btw!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thecapitol.net/VisitingDC/transportation.htm

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

well next tuesday I am apparently getting drunk starting at 3 in the afternoon thx coworkers!!!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel, go to LGA, fly to ORD and we can go to my thursday night bar and drink for frees! we'll cab it from bar to airport and get you back in time for work tomorrow.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS TOM BRADY'S LACK OF CONDOMS HAS STRUCK AGAIN???

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah some of that might actually be an option if it were next week (!) but right now I am broke-ish. Think I will have a few at my local with my book on the way home.

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

wait is bundchen pregnant?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

TOM BRADY IS A DO-ER! LITERALLY!!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

this is being discussed already on ilnfl.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha supposedly!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

tom brady killed this thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

WITH HIS SPERM. ugh sorry.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

haha he's going to get us all with his sperm eventually!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

not me I'm jizzresistant

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

the world is his vacant motel. :(

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.johnkennethmuir.com/ripley1.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Someday there will be an entire football team of tom brady's kids.

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

they will play kevin federline's children in a pick up match.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not actually sure any of federline's kids are gonna make it to their teens.

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

BUT I LOVE THE CONCEPT

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://entimg.msn.com/i/2006FMG/322x200/idiocracy_322.jpg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

l-r louis jagger, nabisco

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

BRADYOCRACY

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

is it wrong that I considered making a nabisco-only version of my killfile that changes all of his posts to a transcription of this

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

UH no

can you make a version that changes all of shakey mo's posts to say "on the straight up 3.5% tip, b is the second letter of the alphabet"?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

AWESOME SONGS THAT CAME ON REALLY LOUD WHILE BOSS WAS TRYING TO TALK TO ME TODAY, A LIST:

hip priest
pardon my freedom

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

I will be in adams morgan this evening. Where should I drink/eat?

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

pretend that's a poll or whatever.

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

you should leave adam's morgan, go to mandu.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

are there still all those Ethiopian restaurants in Adams Morgan? I loved them.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

who is adam morgan and why did he eat all the ethiopians? ;_;

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

he had a jon sized hunger

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

obv you should join alex at tryst duh

try the mauve shemale incest, I heard it's tantalizing

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

DC is thick with 1) Ethiopians and 2) Iranians, it's true. or at least it was when I lived there.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

nah there's still tons of 'em all over, ethiopian restaurants i mean.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere why does my ipod keep crashing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

depends on what color it is

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

red

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S THE MIDICHLORIANS

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

damn i dunno how to fix that ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

you have to go to outer space :/

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

get it cosmicized

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

whoa ok i'll talk to someone about that i guess

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/sirius-cosmopolitan-radio.jpg

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mrlucky.com/assets/images/archive/mar2000/p_cosmopolitan.jpg

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

dude what did they do to jessica alba's body in photoshop??!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

lol id thrill that hot beauty trend rawr

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/03/indie-vs-main.jpg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh, NOW i get it

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

agh what did they do to that girls ass in photoshop?!?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

WILL SOMEONE OUTLAW ALL USES OF PHOTOSHOP THAT AREN'T FOR COMEDY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

mandu could be OTM!

I will not go to Tryst, as I do not have a laptop.

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh sonofabitch I forgot there's an opening at Civilian Art Projects on 7th St that should be really good - I may be delayed for Temperance.

Jason Falchook, Contours & Detours
Jason Zimmerman, Natural Acts

March 9 - April 21, 2007

And in the project space:

BEHIND THE WALL featuring photography, painting and sculpture by: Ken Ashton, Jason Balicki, Lisa Blatt, Keshaun Blunt, Breck Omar Brunson, Erick Jackson, George Jenne, Nilay Lawson and Jason Kalogiros

OPENING RECEPTION:
Friday, March 9, 2007, 6:30-8:30pm

EXHIBITION HOURS:
Wednesday - Saturday, 12 to 6pm

Please join us for the first show in our new home!
406 7th Street NW (7th & D Streets in Penn Quarter), Washington, DC 20004. Just two blocks from the Chinatown Metro station (Red, Green, Yellow lines).

hottness!

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

how the hell do we supposed to nail downstairs megatable if'n you gonna go look at art and drink wine

Rasheed

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

dude I'm gonna go look at art but don't believe for a second I'm gonna go drink wine. That's for fools. It does put me right on the green line, though, and Temperance is certainly less crowded than the BH.

(note: I may have had a bottle of really jammy malbec tonight. not to buy again.)

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

Is there a state of beyond DIED, maybe MEGADEATHED, REINCARDIED, because I did that.

― Ed, Friday, 9 March 2007 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.science.org.au/events/emergingdiseases/images/jones10.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReDead

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

hey if i flew into town for a night would anyone want to take this show in?

24-Washington DC @ Black Cat *

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

whoops, that's ponys/black lips action for you.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

I officially stopped giving a shit about bands with "black" in the name about three years ago but I'll hang out, maybe even buy you a beer.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think a lot of us are going to that show fo sho Kevin so the answer is yes

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i'm off to see if i can use some airline miles for a flight.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Que joins the ranks of the ReDead

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

holy fuck, booking a flight on saturday and returning sunday would cost $938!!! FOR COACH!!!

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

that is insane

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

must be something really exciting happening that weekend in town. besides the black lips/ponys show obv

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

dammit, i can't go. if i could fly out friday it would be doable but i can't. damn, that would have been fun.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

tom, i think it's the flying on a saturday thing coupled with it being less than two weeks away. because the return flight would only have cost me 25K miles as would any departing flight on any day other than saturday. but the saturday flight would cost me 45K miles and i only have about 63K left.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

maybe we could take up a little collection for chicago kevin

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

no, i'm going to new york the next weekend so i should probably save my money anyway.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

seriously I like kevin well enough guys but passing the hat for a pats fan is not morally acceptable

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

which reminds me, i still need to find a place to stay for the other two days i'm there.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

maybe tom brady will adopt me.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

or impregnate me.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

also, i've been thinking about getting a really regretable tattoo that weekend, anyone have any suggestions?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

Damned aviation taxes (that I approve of when they are being applied to tracksuited scunners of ryanair). Mean a 'free' ticket to the states costs the best part of $300.

― Ed, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

note, i am not getting a face tattoo. unless i could like tattoo abraham lincoln's face on mine, that would be pretty cool and not at all regretable.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/415587608_712f34b630_o.png

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

i have images turned off so i went to preferences, turned them on then remembered flickr is blocked so i can't see shit anyway.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Go to the wikipedia's front page, today, and imagine that the Featured Article is saying GIN! in a big word balloon. The End.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

i went to my thursday night bar last night and forgot my thursday night bartender is still in spain so not only were there no flirting and saying mean things about other bar patrons when they're out of earshot but i had to pay for my drinks too.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

from today's houston chronicle online:

Houston rivalry set for today — Rice and UH face off today in the C-USA basketball tournament. MORE

LOL

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

dudes how do I start getting five digit checks from the Swift Boat dickheads

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Tom buy this jaunty hat it should help.

http://www.allparty.co.uk/store/media/hats/11308_Captains_Cap.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

also in hilarious news I am apparently just going to go work with all of the people who quit from my current program, and if not directly with them then across the street or down the hall etc. MASS MIGRATION / BRAIN DRAIN IN EFFECT

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Ooh I do need that hat

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

maybe darrel dragon is having a garage sale.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey guys i am studying for an exam

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/413317522_118758ef1a_o.jpg

― gbx, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

hay douchebagz:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/svetlanaleg/wildhogz.jpg

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

U R the devil

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

when you come back from ilexile you gotta come back big, y'know?

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

let me guess, someone steals their clothes while they in the water, then they ride the motorsikkles in the nude.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

Knurd

Knurdness is the opposite of being drunk; not sober, but as far from sober as drunkenness, except in the opposite direction. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. This, needless to say, is a very traumatic experience though it sometimes leads to important discoveries. Those seeking to treat drunkenness by having the sufferer drink Klatchian coffee should take care, lest they send him too far the other way - through sobriety and out the other side.

Also, Samuel Vimes, one of the Discworld's most notable characters, is sometimes referred to as being constantly knurd and two drinks short of actual sobriety, which at least partially accounts for his depressive nature and tendency towards alcoholism—he started out looking for a cure to knurdness. It is also noted in the instance where Vimes gets knurd, that most people who ever get knurd make sure never to get knurd again.

Knurd written in reverse also spells "drunk".

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

also mr. que where was that article you pointed to me once about R2 D2

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

Also, is that some Terry Pratchett shit up there.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pinballrebel.com/game/pins/star_wars/star_wars_5.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

NEVER MIND

http://mfdh.ca/starwars/r2d2_fulcrum_of_the_force.html

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

UH GOTT DAMN I AM BACK ON THE INTERNET HORRORAY

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Just in time to correct yr Wanked Weekend calendar to include SEEING KIEFER SUTHERLAND'S BAND.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

damn zr that picture is 100% more unsettling than i imagined

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Also, is that some Terry Pratchett shit up there.

Yes!

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

seriously it makes me doubt that there's any hope for dignity or wisdom in aging.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost to wild hogs pic)

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i don't know what's my fave ("fave") image there - i wanna say travoltatits.jpg but all a good case can be made for all.

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

what martin got on his belly there

― jhøshea, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

(ps hahahaha I'M A SHARK)

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

THINGS I NEVER NEEDED TO SEE (a list):

1. William H. Macy's ass

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

[i]what martin got on his belly there

jhøshea on Friday, March 9, 2007 12:56 PM (59 seconds ago)[\i]

back brace?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

2. Martin Lawrence's girdle

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Dear HTML, I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

seriously it makes me doubt that there's any hope for dignity or wisdom in aging.

Fuck that shit, I'm going to make sure my over 50 arse is all over the internets when I get there.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

3. John Travolta's cleavage

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

4. Tim Allen's "O" face

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

RANK THINGS REMAINING TO DO IN MY WORK DAY
- sleep a little on my desk
- play web boggle
- listen to the wipers
- go get some food
- read my book
- just yknow kinda zone out

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

R martin lawrence and Tim Allen doin it? Also he should read his own book sometime for advice

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/0786889020.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIlitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

That's Tim Allens poop face not his O face

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

this is a gay film right

― jhøshea, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

in honor of the triumphant return of all the dead to the internets

Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy

They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
I said
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town

You know that chick that used to dance a lot
Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got
Man when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot
I mean she was steaming

And that time over at Johnny's place
Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man we just fell about the place
If that chick don't want to know, forget her

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
I said
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town

You spread the word around

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the boys want to fight, you'd better let them

That jukebox in the corner blasting out my favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long
Won't be long till summer comes
Now that the boys are here again

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
Spread the word around
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boy's are back, the boys are back

The boy's are back in town again
Been hangin' down at Dino's
The boy's are back in town again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

nu-lix is making it hard for me to keep up in these busy times. But whatevs hi everyone!

― quincie, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

is anybody actually desirous of "hanging out" at a non-bighunt venue

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I am still getting over the cold from hell, so will be headed home for sleepy time straight away, methinks :(

― quincie, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

I want a Fresca something terrible right now

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Brian can deliver one!

― quincie, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

OH HE CAN CAN HE

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

YOU PUNNY!

― quincie, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Brian, I have made reservation at Komi on the 21st! Excited!!!

― quincie, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

uh i liked the temp hall idea? also at 11 or 12 i'm going to hirshhorn for that whole nonsense folks are welcome to go to that too

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Q, you will have to cancel it. What are the odds you and MW won't be sick?!?

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

hey alex big secret the hirschhorn is FREE at all other times

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

also we are out of cold frescas :(
I drank the last one.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

i am "covering" the "party" or some such nonsense

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

I covered yr mom's party

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

ok this party is outta control

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

Woah, Ally is possessed by Dana Carvey's impersonation of Regis Philbin.

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

hey klg sweet apple, i'm invited to komi, right?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

actually that is from the back cover of latin girls gone wild
you can find it on the sidewalk on the way to a dive bar

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

What is Dana Carvey's Regis Philbin impersonation doing on the back of Latin Girls Gone Wild????

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

(ans: the watusi)

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

titty backflips

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

this board needs to straighten out & fly right or i will post a bruce willis video

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

you say that as if it would constitute punishment of some sort, rather than reward

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

bruce willis can't do titty backflips he is too old

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh but regis philbin can

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

STRAIGHTEN UP & FLY RIGHT

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

watching bruce willis youtube with sound off while listening to murray street: recommended

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

as is doing so while listening to danger high voltage

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i just ate so much wasabi and my brain feels insane!

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

did you eat anything with the wasabi?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah spicy tuna roll from wasabi downstairs

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

dude that sounds so good

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

watching bruce willis youtube with sound off while listening to murray street: recommended

ghost rider on Friday, March 9, 2007 2:16 PM (5 minutes ago)

while listening to chrome? ehh sorta ehh

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

try it with dream police

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

RANK THINGS REMAINING TO DO IN MY WORK DAY
- sleep a little on my desk
- ~~play web boggle~~
- ~~listen to the wipers~~
- ~~go get some food~~
- read my book
- ~~just yknow kinda zone out~~

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

hey 69 how is that place? I haven't been.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

overpriced, pretty good, and sooooooo close to my office (we are their landlords)

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

but yknow

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

im kinda lukewarm on sushi

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i almost went there today too - i went searchin' for my breadline instead. surprisingly, i could hit it sideways

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

and it was goddamn delicious

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

ugh @ breadline home of overinflated concepts of self-importance + ugly clothes

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://homepage3.nifty.com/veryberry2/%90V%82%B5%82%A2%89%E6%91%9C/360/okashi/food-dingdong-360.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

swiss cake rolls pwn ding dongs so fuckin hard

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

I would kill 8 people for a breadline falafel sandwich.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

69 otm

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

we spotted these in our local drugstore the other night

http://static.flickr.com/45/111722701_d1826f56e3_m.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

spotted and bought!

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

i guess what 69 and I DIED are saying is, they'd rather put a long narrow chocolate shaft in their mouth versus a round flat chocolate disk in their mouth.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

UH KERTWANG?

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

selected things r0bert st@cy mcc@in just said to me on the phone:

* "this is the reverend billy ray jenkins of the second confederate church of oxtown, mississippi"
* "a mr. blood diamonds recommended i call you"
* "...as i was saying to a lovely young quadroon i met at cpac"
* "there are some dicks you don't joke about"

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

r0bert st@cy mcc@in otm

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

I liked you better when you were dead, Mr Que.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

i liked you better when you knew what to put in your mouth, Mr. Billions

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

he's calling again

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

RSM drinks on the limey clock I see

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

also are you serious

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/412680347_15c3d1344b.jpg
cat otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

yes.

"two jews, a cameraman, and a puerto rican porn star walk into a conservative political action conference..."

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha I just got the KERTWANG reference. I heart you PS

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2007/03/08/jam_300.jpg

― mookieproof, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

<3<3<3

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

congratulations the wind-up bird chronicle, you are a book that has just been finished by me

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Your search - "otters playing baseball" - did not match any documents.

;_;

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

unfinished t.bangalter / wesley willis collab, we hardly knew ye

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

i thought ghostrider was doglatin.
Yerac on Friday, March 9, 2007 2:59 PM (8 minutes ago)

lollertits

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/9/f_57255214m_26e5251.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's really making me rethink a lot of things

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

wait, wait, ghost rider isn't dog latin?

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to post a picture of myself smarting over that insult to the wdyll thread

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

guys i kind of love dog latin, he was very innocent and exuberant and kind of forgetful, much like a kitten. i know it is an unpopular opinion but i'm puttin it out there.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

of course ilx ruined him ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

DOG LATIN=dead to me

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

but i mean i totally imagine him like running up to a mirror and freaking out at his reflection and then batting at strings hanging off his coat in his spare time, between trying to figure out how to shot ebay.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/3/9/f_E001169m_a13a8f8.jpg

most chilled out otter ever

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

other people i imagine to actually be young cats, a list:
rumpie
louis jagger

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/3/9/f_WL000782m_488d1b9.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

brian is killing me with adorable!!

btw guys temperance hall y/n??! i think brian, alex, myself, and tom have all noncommitally comitted to it?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm committing to getting the fuck out of this office

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

temperance hall is GO!

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

bring that energy.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

xpost but bring that energy too!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

they be stealin' his bucket

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/9/f_55959301m_57850f1.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

wow

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

The collective noun romp is used to refer to a group of otters.[1]

THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Otter
^^^^^^^^^^ 8[ how to procure giant otter for bathtub

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

next DCILX band to be called "A Romp Of Otters"

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS WE HAVE TO GO TO PHILLY, THEIR ZOO IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE US WITH GIANT OTTERS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

That is the WHAO THIS FISH HAD A SPICY BRANES face

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

GIANT OTTERS AKA "LOBO DEL RIO"

MAN I GOTTA START READING WIKIPEDIA

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha TOMBOT, do you think that was 69's face after lunch?

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

i may or may not be t. hall'in it, i would like to but i was just beset by a serious wave of exhaustion

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

ive got a couple possible things going on tonight, but going to temperance hall sounds fun. ill stay in touch with the noncommittally committed crüe

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I guess finishing that book took a lot out of you.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

that is 69's other face that he makes besides the one in all the photos where he is in bars, of course

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait did u finish PS?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh I was xposted to ZR

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh. fuckin non xposting bboardz!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

i think the lack of xpost notification is awesome

the "illegal link/image" situation not so much so

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

wait did u finish PS?

Mr. Que on Friday, March 9, 2007 3:27 PM (1 minute ago)

no im on 1047, but when i get to 1052, i have to go back to 665.

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

choose yr own david foster wallace

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

why?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey also during the brief interlude while i wasn't here about apparently about sixty seven people i don't know started posting on this thread can someone tell me who the hell they are? </lex>

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

we think drinkin island is zack

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

i'm dog latin

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

I DIED=Brian Billions, ~~swiss cake roll~~ eater

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

why?

Mr. Que on Friday, March 9, 2007 3:32 PM (1 minute ago)

endnotes bro - im only legitimately 2/3 through

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE is Dang Pelé

who else don't you know

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

i'm rich eisen

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh right, endnotes, never mind im stupid

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oh right Drinkin Island is Ed in disguise

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

no i know dang and everyone else - actually i guess i know/at least vaguely recognize pretty much everyone except jh0shea?

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

he's this guy

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

he's our new bro, we were auditioning him to replace either you or mw but you both came back.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

jh0shea is jhoshea

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

naw he can be the new me, i'll be someone else

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

pfffft like i'm replaceable

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

whatever you do, DON'T be dr. morbius, you'll get banned

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

ok if we're going to do that i request that you become sherilyn fenn

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

yes plz become sherilyn fenn!

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lynchposters.com/images/Boxing-Helena.JPG

t-b: JW, teenagequiet

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

that guy is not nearly fat enough to be jw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

wii boxing helena

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f28/davidbalthazor/obese-man.jpg

Better?

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

ok that is legitimately creepy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://wonderwoman.netfirms.com/SherilynFenn/sf5.jpg

new me otm!

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

xpost but either way

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

ack!

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

wine and a bag of roffles

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

teenagequiet can be me, maybe someone else right this sinking ship.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

yeah step one is get your goddamn jaguar back

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

wine and a bag of roffles
^^^^^^^^ new slogan for my house

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

ok get yr goddamn jaguar back is way too close to talladega nights for me right now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

jaguar?

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

"get your goddamn jaguar back" = my new series of self-help seminars

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

DROP DOWN AND LEMME SEE YOU GET YOUR GODDAMN JAGUAR BACK

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

yeah kevin you just don't give that shit away like that

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

i kind of miss having the jag sitting in my living room so i dug out my danelectro and put that in it's place. not the same ;_;

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

if i want it back i can get it back within a day but honestly, i'd rather see it being put to use.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

let's start a band, i play drums

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

I sing!

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

done and done

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

can i be in the band?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

you can play bass

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

j/k

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

apparently we're going to sign to di$chord?

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait i didn't see the j/k ;_;

i guess i'll start my own band

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

I also fake keyboards!

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

NO ALLY BE OUR D'ARCY

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

i'll play air guitar.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

that is the second weirdest thing anyone's ever said to me, dan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

no ally you are on bass sorry

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

auf der mer > d'arcy

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahahaha what was the weirdest??? "Schtoo schtoo, my little babushka"?

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

i'll just be bob nastanovich

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok yeah i forgot about the babushka thing but no, not that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

rankin u boobage.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

zr yes you r our bn brian billions is on turntables

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

LECHANTIN GOT IT LOCKED DOWN MOTHERFUCKER, ZWAN NEVER FORGET

― teenagequiet, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

you must all use your screen names in the band.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

no was in response to rankin ur boobage, sorry

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

...frontman HI DERE described the songwriting process as...

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

...with assistance from multi-instrumentalist/auxiliary percussionist ghost rider.

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

. . .everyone in the band following the awesome drummers lead.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

I SAW GODS SHADOW ON THIS WORLD

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

...frontman HI DERE described the songwriting process as...everyone getting drunk and replacing the lyrics of bruce springsteen songs with random references to celebrities and super hero movies...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

no there is NO NO NO springsteen in this band AT ALL. Mellencamp yes.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

jesus you're just the drummer

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, me and chr1stian will form our own band, where we dress like hobos and sing springsteen.

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

I AM IN THAT BAND PLZ

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

AND WITH THAT THE BAND WAS DEAD

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

everyone follows the drummer in this band, sorry. you guys can open for us?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

XXXXXXXPOST WHATEVER I H8 NUILX

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, me and chr1stian will form our own band, where we dress like hobos and sing springsteen.

ghost rider on Friday, March 9, 2007 4:03 PM (30 seconds ago)

You should call the band "Friday Night"

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

your naming the band BOXCAR, right?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

You should call the band "Friday Night"

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

our new smash hit single "jesus you're just the dummer but you're bringing me down"

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

When asked about the band's abiding love for the works of Bruce Springsteen, drummer Mr. Que replied, "NO! NO! NO! BOXCAR!"

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

daerest awol xpost notification: eat my ass

xoxoxo

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

guys it's a lot funnier without the xpost notification, just trust me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

NO SHIT ^^^^

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

SEE????

i was responding to dan!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

I HATE THIS SHIT

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

no you were agreeing with me, it's on the record :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

dear ipod:

this is the 5th time you've played my name is jonas today??? what are you not understanding about "shuffle"??

ok this ipod,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

aw man i used to love weezer so much!

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

yes yes yes "used to"

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

remember when you played weezer every single time we went to the big hunt?? it was always the same song too but which was it?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

i still like weezer

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

EVEN IZZY SLASH AND AXL ROOOOOOOSE
WHEN I CALL YOU PUT THEM ALLLLLLL ON HOLLLLLD

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

xpost holiday ally

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i thought that one

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Come On Closer 6:28 Pineapples featuring Douglas Roop 100 Danse Records (D001a) 28 2/28/2007 11:28 AM 5/10/2006 9:32 AM
Brand New Love 2:59 Superchunk 1991 100 Tossing Seeds (Singles 89-91) 13 of 13 26 12/8/2006 2:00 PM 5/23/2006 9:43 AM
You Make Loving Fun 3:36 Fleetwood Mac 1977 100 Rumours 9 of 12 25 2/14/2007 11:23 AM 5/9/2006 9:27 AM
Naomi 4:53 Neutral Milk Hotel 1995 100 On Avery Island 10 of 12 25 3/7/2007 5:01 PM 7/20/2006 10:08 AM
Shallow End 2:49 Superchunk 1994 100 Incidental Music 1991-95 1 of 19 25 3/9/2007 11:47 AM 9/1/2006 2:08 PM
Mystery 1:47 Wipers 1980 100 Is This Real? 2 of 22 25 3/9/2007 12:52 PM 7/31/2006 2:41 PM
Silver Springs 4:48 Fleetwood Mac 1977 100 Rumours 7 of 12 23 2/14/2007 11:15 AM 5/9/2006 9:26 AM
Love Canal 3:59 Flipper 1981 100 Sex Bomb Baby 2 of 13 23 2/23/2007 4:46 PM 5/11/2006 11:27 AM
100,000 Fireflies 3:17 Superchunk 1992 100 Incidental Music 1991-95 8 of 19 23 3/9/2007 11:58 AM 9/1/2006 2:11 PM
Barstool Blues 3:04 Neil Young 1975 100 Zuma 5 of 9 22 3/7/2007 4:23 PM 12/29/2006 10:29 AM

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://graphics.ink19.com/magazine/eventReviews/weezerRiversCuomo.jpeg
If we took a holiday
took some time to celebrate
just one day out of life,
it would be, it would be so nice

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

but when i turn up the tone
on my electric guitar...

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

hhahahaha

COINCIDENTALLY I SWEAR that song is now playing!! weezer's holiday, not madonna's. i didn't make it do this. my ipod: only wants to hear weezer.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

ugh @ skeletor

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider and skeletor are not the same thing, for one one of them lights on fire, dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

AND I SAW YOU IN MY NIGHTMARES
BUT ILL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS
AND I MIGHT LIVE A THOUSAND YEARS
BEFORE I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

(awesome guitarness)

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

What is the process you use to verify the authenticity of individuals or companies posting jobs on Sc1encec4reers.0rg? I recently applied for a job as a part time science editor for a company called 1vy 3diting. I received a reply from an idividual named K3hong Zh4ng who is the president of this company which apparently will be based in China. This may well be on the up and up, but when I searched for this individual on the H4rvard / Mcle4n website (Dr. Zh4ng's e-mail address is REDACTED , I had trouble finding him / her. Can you verify that this is a bonefide company? He has asked if he can send me a sample manuscript to edit - as part of the recruiting process. So, far this seems O.K., but if he asks for money, I'm going to worry!

HOW DO I SHOT WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

ask her if she's heard about Cialis

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

hello i am the prime minister of nigeria and i wrote of a business proposal to you...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

how do you even HAVE a job

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

bonefide-want

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

superchunk cover of 100k fireflies is a crime, and not a cool one like being drunk in public.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

u mad

― mookieproof, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

i died is feverish.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh noes a shitty band covered a shitty band etc

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

superchunk cover of 100k fireflies is a crime, and not a cool one like being drunk in public.

I DIED on Friday, March 9, 2007 4:28 PM (1 minute ago)

FITE

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

ok that is way too harsh but you can blame my ex boyfriend

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

. . . .but i can see why you'd hate it. I think you really have to like Superchunk to like it.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD BYE DC THREAD.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

the superchunks always pit us against each other

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, YOU KILLED CHICAGO KEVIN

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

ally, I have mad love for npr rockers the magnetic fields but I totally understand why people wouldn't.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost: [/1997])

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

NO NO NO NO NO

― Laurel, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

That was xp to I DIED, btw.

― Laurel, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

anyway Black Strobe's "Italian Fireflies" > ANY version of "100,000 Fireflies"

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

i like the 6ths

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

i like, like, maybe 4 magnetic fields songs--busby berkeley dreams, i thought you were my boyfriend, all my little words....UH so maybe it's three songs only. oddly, i REALLY like the future bible heroes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

there i said it

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

i thought luckiest guy on the lower east side was about a guy w/a bike not a car until last week and now i don't know if i like the song as much

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

there was an incident in which i took someone's 69ls and threw it out a fifth story window once. whoops.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.zip.com.au/~boxcar/images/gallery/VertigoUSbox.jpg

(I used to own this album, btw.)

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

everyone in the les already has a bike, that's not that lucky

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

i had a line from the 6ths as my gmail chat status for a while today.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

SHE THINKS SHES CAR7Y

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

DAMMIT 7XPOST TO ALLY ABOUT FBH

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Ally I hear where you're coming from with Future Bible Heroes vs. the others because you and TOMBOT and I are like the only DCILXors that do not flee at the sound of bass.

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

i have no idea what that means

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

there was an incident in which i took someone's 69ls and threw it out a fifth story window once. whoops.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Friday, March 9, 2007 4:36 PM (39 seconds ago)

this is the greatest story ever not really told

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

i just think the song reminded me of a bike not a car

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

bass? what is this bass?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

NO! NO! NO! BOXBIKE!

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha brian! also i dunno i just find his voice really annoying so the production kind of hides that more + it always seems like there are way more claudia songs with fbh anyway.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not going to tell the story about the 69ls incident but it involved a christmas tree, a fist fight, and that album.

we broke up a few days later.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

LESS SCHMINDIE
MORE SYNTHDIE

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

DRUM PRON

http://www.drumcentral.com/images_lud_cm/GreenSparkle.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

i like crazy 4 u but not that crazy and if u dont cry and when my boy walks down the street and i shatner

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Woah wait, a fist fight????????

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Oooh Vistalites...

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

I used to have a future bible heroes album, but.. i didn't like it
I was listening to Daft Punk Homework all afternoon today!

― daria-g, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

lol dan u know who i am talkin about

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

(Not asking for details, just going "Woah wait, what??????")

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

guys let's not fite about indie music until we're tipsy and near a jukebox.

cute otters

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

(I KNOW I KNOW WHO U TALKIN BOUT, HENCE "Woah wait??????")

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

WELL OBVIOUSLY I WON THE FIST FIGHT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://cuteotters.com/uploads/Cute_Otter_065a.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

THAT WAS NOT IN DOUBT, I WAS TRYING NOT TO ROFFLE ON ALL THESE INTERNETS BUT YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME ;_; ^_^

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not fighting anyone ever, esp. over music. i am sorry what i said upthread. i love all creatures

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

he started it! fuckin emo kids

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.westportkc.com/images/places/imos.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

"san diego zoo" by barbara manning + the 6ths might be my favorite merritt thing ever, tho maybe for more "dad's 1994 car mix tapes" reasons than any actual properties of the song itself

i know you guys are done talking about it but whatever, i was trying to do "work" while you were all getting into fistfights

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god oh my god wau hahahahahaha waht

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

the stupidest music fight i ever got into was with aforementioned fuckin emo kid with the magnetic fields album. it was over the fact that his opinions of what born to run was about were stupid and retarded. i threw a drink on him, and then he blogged about it!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit i love barbara manning all the time

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

so then i blogged that his blog was stupid :D
i wish i was 18 again!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is so perfect

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

born to run is about jackie joyner kersee, right?

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

It is perfect because I remember reading both blogs and going "WAIT U LIVE TOGETHER, WAHT"

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

born to run is about carl lewis duh

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

born to run is about traffic

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

ever hear superchunk cover born to run?

― mookieproof, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

puerto rican flojo

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.brumbeat.net/traffic.jpg

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Born to Run is about explosive diarrhea.

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

(hahaha me and alex olympian xpost)

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^ that is the sound of simultaneopus xposting

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

dan the best part of the story is when he tried to get back together with me MONTHS after we broke up and then proceeded to accuse me of cheating on him during the period we were broken up u_u

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

IN FRONT OF THE DUDE I WAS CURRENTLY KIND OF SEEING WHO WAS DOWN FROM BOSTON + R4MON BTW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

ok i will stop ingossiping with dan now about people none of you know at all

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

lol dan u know who i am talkin about

Nope, just like pretty blue and amber drums!

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Remember the first time we met and you were mad because you'd gotten a bad haircut and I told you I thought it looked good and he got all "WTF, the first time we meet and you're trying to steal my girl???" and we both looked at him and he went, "Uh, ha ha?"

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

xpost lol

― dan m, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE IS NICOLE

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

i posted that picture mostly for the green ones, not the vistalites

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha GOOD TIMES

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

i just remember i4n and r4mon and 0tis all being like WHO IS THIS DOUCHEBAG AND WHY IS HE HERE and the result was that 0tis threatened to throw him off the roof of my building if he didn't fuck off but then apparently something WEIRD happened when i fell asleep that night involving them accidentally holding hands (????????????) and i think that was the last i heard of that dude :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

but its not as bleak as it seeeeems
we still dance on whirling staaaages
in my BBD

― 69, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

you know honestly all of this makes any problems i currently have seem like breaths of fresh air.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

but hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo none of them are mine

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

omg I just looked at his blog, his comments are full of pr0n ads, roffle

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

there was an incident in which i took someone's 69ls and threw it out a fifth story window once.

Well, I know should've been thrown next.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

and you left out some words there GRANDPA

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.freecomicbookday.com/images/covers/ARCHIE%20fcbd04%20cover.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I know who should've been thrown next, YEAH, OHHHH YEAH.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

the kool aid man?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha dr morbius can we drink when i'm in nyc? is i am not afraid of you and i will beat your ass better than summer sun y/n?

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

wait morbs are you fat and red

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

why do you continually read a thread consisting entirely of people you can't stand, in a city you don't live in?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

[imagehttp://www1.dshs.wa.gov/ca/fosterparents/training/images/dp2a.gif[/image]

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

hhaaaaaaa fuckpants

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

serious question for the kool aid man!! it strikes me as weird cos basically i go out of my way to avoid you unless there's a hilarious incident such as the boxcar or multimorbii day. it'd be one thing if your zings were funny in any way but they aren't. :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

i'm looking for excess punctuation in his user name because i thought "YEAH, OHHHH YEAH" was hysterical

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://blog.dirkschuetze.de/wp-content/Kool-AidMan.jpg
HE'S COMING TO DRINK WITH YOU!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

vodka + kool aid on the house

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still kind of convinced jon ate morbius and has taken over his account.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

and that's why jon is so fat now

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

dear "the streets,"

hi dere old friend! :D

sincerely,
"the schef"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

You may recall that Morbz and I disliked each other until we met!

― JW, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

i bet morbius would get along with us if we met!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

he freaking kissed me when i met him!! apparently if you can't pat his head every monday night it is not a lasting situation ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

tho his jon hate was the funniest of all because he was going to make you sequentially meet brooklyn pavement which is my favorite thing anyone has ever said on ilx :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

69LS is pretty heavy, too bad you dint kill a toy poodle and make da headlines.

(KoolAid Man stole that from one of 69LS' best songs)

Laurel posts here, I like her lots.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

i'm looking for excess punctuation in his user name

god, me too. this board has changed me.

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/03/pyetonsweet16weekreview.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere peyton

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha TAKE THAT, BRADY

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel posts here because she likes the entire rest of us, quit being a douchebag.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha I love when football players post with normal people and you realize they are freakish.

I love u, Peyton!

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH, OHHHH YEAH

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, we both like baseball and the magnetic fields, that's good for at least one beer.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

I love when football players post with normal people

just wanted to emphasize that typo

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

Awww! Morbs is easy-peasy to hang with, dudes -- and he's got cute lady friends who were very nice to me when we met.

― Laurel, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

benroethlisbergersblog.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, I can't wait until people call me Grandpa

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel u be missing the point of every post that was just made?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, I can't wait until people call me Grandpa

DOES YR WIFE KNOW ABOUT THIS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

yep.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

just wanted to emphasize that typo

god I need to quit the internets.

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

i mean metaphorical grandpa, not having grandkids grandpa

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

me: Morbs wore a FLIPPER shirt when I met him

JW on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 3:19 PM (1 minute ago)

Pete: i knew it
i knew id love that guy

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

cosmic grandpa

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, I'm convinced we wd still like each other in a world w/ no internet.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

me too dude! I just wish yr zings were funnier and less easy to make fun of :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

and he's got cute lady friends who were very nice to me when we met.

HI DERE MORBS I WILL BE IN TOWN FROM MARCH 29 TO APRIL 2.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, I only pay attention to the internets to the degree that it suits/amuses me, so you're probably right.

― Laurel, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000089RV5.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

horseshoe you are not allowed to quit the internet, you're the only other girl on ilnfl

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

those ladyfriends are kinda catch-as-catch-can (and many married), kev

Can't we all just get a-long? or a schlong?

My zings are TEST-MARKETED!

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

Eisbaer posts still, right?

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

this is like A Very Special Episode of the dc thread

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

[image]http://www.dropline.net/cats/images/petcatshowerdrinkic5.jpg[/i]

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

... (and many married), kev

for christ's sake i'm only gonna be there like four days morbs...

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

test-marketed to who, joel?? cos his zings suck too :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

I made interweb peace with Morbius months ago, it really isn't worth having psuedobeef when it isn't fun.

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dropline.net/cats/images/petcatshowerdrinkic5.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

everyone came back from THEY DIED, morbs and the schef being nice to each other

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/trevorish/1000-hugs-logo.gif
...for 1000 morbii

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dropline.net/cats/images/hurrycatsharkIrwin.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

aw, I could never quit ILNFL, Ally; it's one of my favorite things! i'm full of crap, anyway.

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

as long as I'm not a liberal racist anymore!

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

i think we've all learned an important lesson today

― ghost rider, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

also, if I quit ILX I would miss things like Ally-Morbs lovefest!!! aw!

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

i think we've all learned an important lesson today

yeah, that morbs is totally gonna cock-block me when i'm in new york in a couple weeks.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

there are so many dr morbii these days, it is hard to keep track which is the liberal racist and which is the misogynist...

INSERT WINKY FACE??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

well do I get me some non-Boystown queer action help in Chi?

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.oneonta.edu/academics/history/Meeting%20at%20Yalta%201945.jpg

L-R allyzay, tombot, Dr. M

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

so i guess you DIDN'T mean to post that on the neighbors thread...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

morbs i know of two openly gay dudes and i'll introduce you to both if they're around.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh man chicago kevin is never off message

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i fucked up, goodnight everyone.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

SEE YOU AT TEMPERANCE HALL, MR QUE

― I DIED, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

i bleeve the term was 'gynophobe'!

Tombot will still insist on numchuks in tracksuits i bet.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

Any real gentleman would! (PS WAHT)

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

Tombot's always wearing a tracksuit.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

kevin, it's the CLOSETED ones who are easy lays!

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

you already know jaymc don't you?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

I WUZ TRYIN TO BE DISKREET, kev

also I have never had a mustache as nice as Stalin's

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh so close to seeing spaaaarrrrtaaaaa last nite, got negd, saw the host instead OMG CRAZIEST FUCKING MOVIE IN THE WORLDS IM FREAKING OUT JUST THINKING!!!!!

also wonderful ramen (place just below st marks on bowery e side of st highly recommended) + drinks, weeds = lovely evening.

― jhøshea, Saturday, 10 March 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE
sorry I didn't make it to temperance. had to go to good-bye gathering for a friend & by midnight had too many of the red wines
now I are walk all the way to georgetown to get my car

― daria-g, Saturday, 10 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

QUICK HOW DO I SHOT COLD BEFORE TONIGHT'S GIG???

― HI DERE, Saturday, 10 March 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

emergen-c, ginger tea, kimchi stew
get some rest

― daria-g, Saturday, 10 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

this sucks that we can't change login names
then i tried to change mine on tv's the wankette blog but it doesn't work right!
- daria-g

― NO KITTY FOR THE MAJORITY, Saturday, 10 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

dan in yr situation i recommend drinking a lot cuz that thing abt alcohol drying out yr throat is a filthy lie perpetuated by our nation's high school chorus directors

― teenagequiet, Saturday, 10 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

The only things standing between me and the implementation of your CUNNING PLAN are:

1) a 35 minute drive;
2) the fact that my designated driver just bailed on me because she has the same cold.

― HI DERE, Saturday, 10 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

oh man sorry guys, that really didn't work.

― gff, Saturday, 10 March 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

guys i make the best chicken soup!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

everyone come over and eat it :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 11 March 2007 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

waht

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

I WANT

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 11 March 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

there is still some!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/dpc%20double%20punch%20no.jpg

― ghost rider, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

ok wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:52 (nineteen years ago)

right now is my most hated time of the year

GIMME BACK MY HOUR OF SLEEPS

― mookieproof, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

dude it's sunday wtf you getting up for anyway

― river wolf, Sunday, 11 March 2007 07:31 (nineteen years ago)

golf? pancakes? waffles!

― river wolf, Sunday, 11 March 2007 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

basketball. but it's the principle, really

― mookieproof, Sunday, 11 March 2007 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

river wolf 8080

― ghost rider, Sunday, 11 March 2007 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

Well can I come over tonight

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 11 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

guys what the fuck time is it???

― ghost rider, Sunday, 11 March 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

08:08

― river wolf, Sunday, 11 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno if the zoo is gonna happen :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

8,[

― river wolf, Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

i know :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

WE WERE PROMISED OTTER PICTURES DAMMIT

― ghost rider, Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

maybe i will still go.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

i sure hope so!

― river wolf, Sunday, 11 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://files.myopera.com/bcdc/blog/duryian4.jpg

Reasons to be Cheerful

Booze
Music
Girls

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Sunday, 11 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

who wants to come over, drink a gimlet, and watch palm beach story

― ghost rider, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

lookin at you, river wolf

― ghost rider, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider, that plan sounds remarkably OTM but I just finished watching Chinatown and I promised myself I'd spend some time outside in the daylight this weekend.

― I DIED, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

it was gorgeous weather today, i walked all the way from woodley park back to cap hill. seemed like a shame to take metro it's so nice out

― daria-g, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

i went and saw otters :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

and drank two (2) beers :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

lookin at you, river wolf

ghost rider on Sunday, March 11, 2007 3:00 PM (1 hour ago)

sorry dude, i was at a movie. in a different town.

that movie: 300

new best alltime drinking game movie of all time. some rules:

(1) drink everytime someone says sparta
(2) drink everytime someone loses a limb
(3) drink everytime someone says 'honor'
(4) drink everytime something is WTF (ie knifearm fatty)

plz suggest yr own!

― river wolf, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

also, i had an idea

get a nice summer night, get projector, get a 300 DVD, get 10 suitcases of beer, get a bunch (like, a LOT) of yr pals, project 300 on an outside wall, drink all beers before the movie is over

300 beers enter, 0 beers leave

― river wolf, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

i was invited w/some ppl to see that friday b/c they were like 'that's so bad it's awesome' & i was like.. it only encourages more bad movies when you go see movies that are bad

did the entire country decide on option #1? that thing made like $75 million! wtf

also I forgot about tati! is there more tati?

― daria-g, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

u put the beers on yr belly ally?

― jhøshea, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

inquiring minds want to know

they also want pictures of otters

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

chilling

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/allyzay/sets/72157594583480764/ <--- otters in here

also i have beer on my belly right now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

/http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/418206147_e52c1f36b3.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/418206147_e52c1f36b3.jpg

fixed?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rollingstones.com/bin/galImg/siteFiles/021090836f24.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Image]

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

flipping is that guy's job

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

wait, fuck that

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000000W5N.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

that guy's FUCKING job

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

'bringing out the dead' is VISUAL!!!!!

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

river wolf, you are a madman. i want to party with you.

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

starting a declarative sentence with "river wolf" is up there with doing so with "ghost rider" in my books.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

DOWN BY THE RIVER

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

I SHOT MY BABY

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

I TOTALLY OVERREACTED ;_;

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

ugh dudes I am ghoul of mucus today

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

and also it is still 7 am at my job ha ha

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

How the hell are you guys still incubating winter germs over there? Summer is basically here already.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

Also, can we WTF!J! at LJ on the crush thread.

Ans someone find me the sealion.

And Ally, you may have got all the lobo del rio, but where are the sloths?

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

I think technically the weather might have just turned springish for good this weekend

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

not that that helps me one bit

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

So is starting a new Bummers thread on the noise board like really, really unnecessary jw-baiting, or is it a blow for freedom?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

Answer, totally baiting.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god i'm never forgiving drinkin island for sending me to the crush thread

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

We could do with a new DC thread, loading the mid section is painful.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider, I couldn't suffer in silence. In my day soggy biscuit was only ever encountered when one's digestive was dunked for too long, and we certainly didn't write a letter to the Times to boast about it.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

it only encourages more bad movies when you go see movies that are bad

DARIA OTFM

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

Bernie Mac is sort of like Billie Carter and Geraldine Ferraro put together. DC X

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

hey if anyone wants to play the brackets go buck over here: http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/group?groupID=60709

im kinda bummed im gonna be out of the country for the whole thing, but im totally into taunting from faraway lands and stuff!

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/group?groupID=60709

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

this is my favorite regional thread. :D

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

dudes we here now

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52669#unread

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

hotlinkin'

hot lincoln:

http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/lincoln-resolutions/images/lincoln-portrait.gif

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

what the hell is this ted shit

― un® (dayo), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

― quincie, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

oh I didn't realize this was a DC thread

― un® (dayo), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

So weird to look at this thread now. . .

― quincie, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

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