50 reasons why Sunny Successor + Pleasant Plains’ kid refuses to be born

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Beeps is now overdue and shows no sign of coming out willingly. Why does she hide?

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

1. The cats have been whispering mean things to her through my belly at night

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

2. She likes breathing underwater aquagirl style

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

3. The O.C. is finished so what’s the point?

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

4. Waiting for the next Silver Jews record

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

5. Wants to be born in Wisconin

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

haha, following up on tv junkie number 3

5. The male contestants suck on AI this year.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

o congrats, i had no idea.

― g-kit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

7. needs my little pony womb-leaving party

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

7. Waiting for next presidential inauguration

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

6. you don't have a new nintendo

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

10. postnatal existence is a cruel joke

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

8. realized she left her credit card elsewhere, doesn't have a means to pay for 9 months of room & board and is planning on skipping out in the dead of night.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

(srsly though - i can't believe it's delivery time! c'mon, beeps!)

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

damn no xpost be f'ing up the numbering. . .

# whatever. Wants to finish the great dream she's having.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

11. Thinks March is way cooler than February

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

12. Mistakenly thinks its a leap year and is hanging out til the 29th

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Take your tights off.

― C J, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

13. doesn't want to have to deal with people who say 'GUI'

― blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

12. waiting for next teen drama tv popculture sensation (okay, that's me)

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

13. Lost track of time.

― jh0shea, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

14. is horrified at being named 'beeps'

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

14 or whatever. Clearly wishes to be born on my birthday, like all sensible people would.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

15. Too fond of hearing Daddy's transuterine rendition of "Sweet Caroline"

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

(Or maybe it's "Polk Salad Annie"?)

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

16. holding out for March 2nd to spite father

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

17. Incompetent fetus whisperer

― Michael White, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

18. Does not believe the creators of Lost have any idea where they are going with the plot.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

19. hates nu-ilx, was hoping to still post to the sandbox

― and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

20. it's cold out here

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

21. Is protesting the brutal occupation of Iraq.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

22. Wants to be born in Australia, dammit.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

23. Waiting for confirmation that parents have indeed bought her a pony

― luna, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

24. chronically late

― jh0shea, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

im still waiting for MY pony

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

STANDOFF -- Sunny "Clint Eastwood" Successor vs. Beep "Lee Van Cleef" Plains-Successor. WHO WILL GET PONY FIRST??

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

rule 1: just because you're shorter than the great dane doesnt make the great dane a pony

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

25. Wants to complete in-womb Olympic swimming training.

― luna, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

26. Agoraphobia

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

ss, i was over a month late when i was born. i have been a chronically late person ever since. i am going to hope and pray that this child comes out asap because i imagine that kind of shit sucks.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

a month!! she'll be booted out before then. lease is up, kiddo.

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

27. heard what that one cat of yours does with that little stuffed plaything, isn't sure she can bear to witness it.

― andrew m., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

my mom's doctor told her that drinking would help make the baby come faster. i do not know if doctor's still give this advice but she did go into labor for approximately 87 hours shortly after downing a fishbowl of mai tai.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

87 hours!?! you really didnt want ot come out, did you?

i think andrew m is on to something

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i basically have the trump card whenever my mom starts with the "ally, be thankful to us, we gave you LIFE" nonsense because i can say "yeah, that's OBVIOUSLY what i wanted!"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

28. vaginaphobic

― milo z, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

i will give you a hundred dollars if you actually name the kids Beeps. otherwise, i'm naming my kid beeps.

― gbx, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

All children should have the middle name "McGee," so that later you can call them "Smartypants McGee" or "Paste-Eatin' McGee" and mean it.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

29. la nina

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

30. la pinta
31. la santa maria

― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Wants to come out like a lamb, not a lion

― Maria :D, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

wants to stay as close as possible to mamma; knows that as soon as she's out, her mamma will move out of touching distance sometimes, like to shower or eat

― Maria :D, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

she can't decide what to wear

― Maria :D, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

32. prefers direct sustenance to breast milk.

― milo z, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

33 wants to eat it's favorite food, caprese salad, for its first solid meal but understands that ripe, juicy tomatoes, the most prominent ingredient in caprese salad, aren't as abundant in early spring as they are in august and so as a result is waiting until august to leave the womb and sit down to some nice, fresh caprese salad!!

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

~~she can't decide what to wear~~

She has nothing to wear
(damn, blew the punchline)

― Maria :D, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't know you were pregnant either, that's great!

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

doesn't know dad was only joking about making Esteban Buttez godfather.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

34. stoned

― strgn, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Joking?

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

haha yes. that's pretty much why i'm always late.

― strgn, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I for one thought Rex Mantlepiece was going to be the godfather

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

he might be the daddy. shhh!

― sunny successor, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

waiting for home delivery. like i am right now for my pizza. congrats tho.

― darraghmac, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

36. Living backward, like Merlin. Serious Oedipus complex.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

(congratulations!)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

he might be the daddy. shhh!
he's denied that in the past

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

[i]waiting for mark wahlberg to not be alive.

darraghmac on 01 March 2007 14:33 (8 seconds ago)
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i posted that on the wrong thread, embarrasment.

― darraghmac, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Won't be born until everyone can marry.

― G00blar, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Thinks being born on time has "been done to death".

― G00blar, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Is working on a particularly tough sudoku.

― G00blar, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Has heard rumors of this 'hen fap' thing; is frightened.

― G00blar, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Baby under mistaken impression this is a leap year?

― Mark G, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

just has to finish this game of spider solitaire; will be out in a sec, honest.

― c sharp major, Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

have you eve seen a childbirth? its fucking gross.

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

shutupshutupshutup

― sunny successor, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

First impressions are important. Has narrowed it down to: "Ai, Mami," "How YOU doin'?" or "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

Is leaning towards "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

― G00blar, Friday, 2 March 2007 07:58 (nineteen years ago)

are you all braxton-hicksey?

― teeny, Friday, 2 March 2007 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

[kid arrives, looks around] "so this is 'glorious park hill.' they can keep it!"

your little girl is dennis farina! congrats.

― andrew m., Friday, 2 March 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, I'm in hospital RIGHT NOW typing on my sidekick, watching robert downey jr on regis and kelly and sucking up some inducement drugs via my arm and still she's all 'I'm not coming out, Biatches!'

― sunny successor, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD LUCK!

― lauren, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

kid is a lurker

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

good luck, k!

i read that as "indecent drugs" btw. ha!

― andrew m., Friday, 2 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Beeps, darling, do be a dear and come out to play.

― Michael White, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

good luck!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

get a carrot, a stick, and length of string...

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

tie a string to doorknob. slam door.

― andrew m., Friday, 2 March 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

C'mon little darlin', we're all waiting on you.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

Born on my birthday! What better omen could there be! Good luck!

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

if she's anything like her parents, that kid is going to be cute as a button

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

You're making me think of Damien now, Ned!

Good luck!

― Nicole, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

Good luck! I'm sending fast and easy labor vibes your way!

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

BEEPS

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

Good luck SS! C'mon outta there beeps, it's a great day to be born.

― Jaq, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/lovelandrunners/graphics/roadrunner.jpg
Beep Beep!

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

Therefore, perhaps you should try the old Free Bird Seed trick

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

plz liveblog birthing

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

Hurrah for drugs -this is probably what she was waiting for! "Give me an incentive" Just to give you a hint of whats to come I am trying ro type this while my crazy 5 yr old taps away at the keyboardolihhhytyuy (like that!)

Mae sa
ys
GOOD LUCK!!!

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

BEST OF LUCK SS, PP AND BPS!!!

― kv_nol, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

The classic bit i cannot get out of my head

bill cosby talking about the "natural childbirth" and what his wife went thru

And on the next contraction, she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.

― kingfish, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

C'mon Beeps! (Don't hurt your mama on the way out!)

― luna, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

[i]C'mon Beeps! (Don't hurt your mama on the way out!)

luna on 02 March 2007 16:40 (1 minute ago)[/]

oh yeah, this kind of guilt trip is probably what's holding the poor little bugger up!

― darraghmac, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

but still, good luck and all that!

― kingfish, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

YAY BEEPS!!!!

HURRY UP!!

― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

i can't wait until the "yaay beeps came out!" post! eeee!

― rrrobyn, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

if we had old ILX formatting, we sure could have some fun here changing our display names to "beeps."

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Good luck to all of you!

― Mark C, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

By which I mean everyone on the thread!

― Mark C, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Come on out, it's nice here, and your parents are Sunny and Pleasant. Be not afraid, Beepsy!

― Maria :D, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Who do we want? BEEPS! When do we want her? NOW!

― StanM, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://i17.tinypic.com/34y5lxy.jpg

― StanM, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Don't thwart democracy, Sunny, the people have spoken! ;-)

― StanM, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Wait am I reading this right? Did SS go into labor!? OMG kudos!

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

ew Beeps chose Cheney as its running mate? does that mean Cheney is the placenta?

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

Wait am I reading this right? Did SS go into labor!?

Hopefully; I think she's being induced today.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

awesome! good luck all! so exciting!!!!

― tehresa, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

bump?

― StanM, Saturday, 3 March 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

beeps is 8 lbs 5 oz according to a txt msg i got last night

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 3 March 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

YAY!!! Well done to everyone involved!

― StanM, Saturday, 3 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

congratulations!!!

― horseshoe, Saturday, 3 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

AWESOME!!!

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

excellent!

― kingfish, Saturday, 3 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

ooh that's big! hope everyone is doing well!!

― teeny, Saturday, 3 March 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

Whahey, congratulations!

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 3 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm offended that we weren't notified immediately upon delivery.

― milo z, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

hooray!

― webber, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

Congratulations, y'all - welcome to the world, Beeps!

― luna, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

(ps - k, I hope you are well!)

― luna, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

congrats you two!

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

huzzah for the newest cleveland browns fan!

― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, that poor kid.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

BAN BEEPS

(don't worry Beeps, that's what we always do with newbies here)

― StanM, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

I have never had sex. [Started by Beeps (xbeepsx), last updated Yesterday] 28 new answers

― milo z, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

hooray! Yay, congrats sunny, pleasant and spawn! Welcome to the South!

― Ms Misery, Sunday, 4 March 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

happy birthday dear beeps, congratulations sunny and pp, how gorgeous!

― estela, Sunday, 4 March 2007 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

You made a new person!

― Maria :D, Sunday, 4 March 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

Yay!

― Beth Parker, Sunday, 4 March 2007 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

Aren't one of you Australian? Bloody Flaming Congratulations!

― Mikey Bidness, Sunday, 4 March 2007 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

hurrah!

― nathalie, Sunday, 4 March 2007 08:09 (nineteen years ago)

Indeed, congrats to the new halfmongrel! :D

― Trayce, Sunday, 4 March 2007 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

A refusenik no longer!

Congratulations, excellent news.

― Matt, Sunday, 4 March 2007 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

w00t congrats to all three of you!

― Meg Busset, Sunday, 4 March 2007 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

Congratulations!

― Michael White, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

awesomeness! congrats to all involved!!

― tehresa, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

congrats you guys :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

never met you , but good

― Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Congratulations and Woohoo!

― G00blar, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Good job! Yay baby!

― Jenny, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you all for the love and support. It was fun to briefly glimpse this page while everything was going on this weekend. We're home now, safe and healthy. I'll let sunny fill you all in (or spare you) the details later. Me? I'm going to try to sneak in a nap...

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3750/ssbpsppfp6.jpg

- Kate, Tre, and Beatrice

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

Already posing for the camera! Beautiful!

― G00blar, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh i love that this kid is already working on snarky faces for wdyll!

― tehresa, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

omg what a great pic! was it a c-sec? she doesn't look all smooshed, y'know.

p.s. Lou was going to be a Beatrice!

― teeny, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

Beautiful baby! Congratulations!!!!

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

Congratulations guyz!!

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ pooping face

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

Cute picture. I recognize that blanket

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

Ack I want to to see the pic soo much but it's not loading for me!

Congratulations sunny and PP, so happy for you and excited about little ~~Beeps~~ Beatrice. And you know where to holler if you need dubious advice from someone a few months down the line from you...

― Archel, Monday, 5 March 2007 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

she doesn't look all smooshed, y'know.

ophelia didn't have that either, i pushed out in ten minutes to avoid that. ;-)

she's SUCH a cutie and, kate, you look GREAT for having just delivered!!!

― nathalie, Monday, 5 March 2007 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

Fantastic! Congratulations and all that. She's waving!

― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 5 March 2007 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

Loving the cheeky face! Congrats to you both. Looking forwards to lots of updates and pics. Welcome Beeps, TO THE FUTURE!

― kv_nol, Monday, 5 March 2007 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

Congratulations PP+SS!

Welcome to teh world Beatrice!

― onimo, Monday, 5 March 2007 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

You guys look great!

― Maria :D, Monday, 5 March 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

beautiful family!

― Ms Misery, Monday, 5 March 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

SS + PP are just glowing and BB is razzing the world :)

― Jaq, Monday, 5 March 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Congratulations. And thank you, GE, for bringing good things to life.

― Fluffy Bear, Monday, 5 March 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

And you know where to holler if you need dubious advice from someone a few months down the line from you...

Beeps seems so small and tiny right now, like she's always going to be that size. However, ss and I just your picture on the new WDYLL thread, and went gosh, it feels like that little girl was just born and look how much she's grown now!

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 5 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Welcome to teh club guys! What a perty family you guys are!

― nickalicious, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

heart = melting. so beautiful. you all look great.
congratulations and much love :D

― rrrobyn, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

That razzberry she's blowing is hilarious.

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

hooray!

― kingfish, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

aswesome!

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Also LOL @ GE logo in background "we bring good things to life"

― nickalicious, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

beeps is totally waving at the camera.

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2452/dsc0047mf8.jpg

One year old today. Beeps is walkin' (in baby steps), talkin' (a four word vocabulary), and charmin' (everyone she meets.)

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 3 March 2008 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

Aw!!!!!!!! What a great picture. Happy birthay Beeps!

― ENBB, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

i hear that baby is into van halen

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

why did you photoshop beeps in? we know she's real.

happy bday!

― andrew m., Monday, 3 March 2008 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

and i swear we are going to meet irl at some point. hell, i could throw a football (perfect spiral) and hit your house.

― andrew m., Monday, 3 March 2008 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

Definitely a Starlite date needs to be scheduled.

Don't you love how sunny and I are in the sunlight while Beeps is lurking in the shadows? Oh well. Grandmother Photography.

She loves Van Halen. "Runnin' With the Devil" especially.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

:D such a great-lookin lovely family! of evil, of course
happy beepsday!

― rrrobyn, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

You all look GREAT! And happy birthday to the BEEPS MONSTER!!!

― Sara R-C, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday! When I saw this back at the top of New Answers, my first thought was "they're announcing #2 on the way!"

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

― gabbneb, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is hilarious, from you all, by the way. I was a little tired at the time, but "Ban Beeps" made me lol.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

haha rock, i totally was like 'omg is she 1 already?!'

HBB!!!!

― tehresa, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

HBB! Great pic! :-)

― StanM, Monday, 3 March 2008 07:34 (eighteen years ago)

Late to the game but what a thoughtful baby to be born on a blessed day like today. :-D Yay Beeps! Yay family!

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 March 2008 07:49 (eighteen years ago)

Nice. Happy Birthday Beeps.

― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 3 March 2008 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday to darling miss beeps <3<3<3

― estela, Monday, 3 March 2008 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

Are the three of the four words "King", "Boy" and "Pato"?

Because the kids, they get the words of their parents!!

― King Boy Pato, Monday, 3 March 2008 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

Yes. And the fourth word is "sucks!"

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

I was about to post and say the fourth word is "rules!"

― sunny successor, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/cowgirls.jpg

Ah right!

It's Alice's birthday too, she's eight! (on the left)

― Mark G, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Woah! Happy Birthday, Alice!

― sunny successor, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Beeps' message is "Rules Suck!"

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday Beeps and Alice! Two great kids (going by photos and their parents' entirely unbiased accounts...)

― Archel, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

Absolutely!

― Mark G, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

[brian_dennehy_or_charles_durning_pointing_finger_just_like_beeps.jpg]

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

good people raising children gives me hope for the future.

― ian, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 04:13 (eighteen years ago)

We just teach 'em well and let them lead the way.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

that photo is rulingest. beeps has the point down!

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

Yes. And the fourth word is "sucks!"

-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, March 4, 2008 1:58 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I was about to post and say the fourth word is "rules!"

-- sunny successor, Tuesday, March 4, 2008 2:02 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Sunny is by far the better parent!

― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2858/331482561175f0c41bb8.jpg

Two going on 26...

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 2 March 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

― Surmounter, Monday, 2 March 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

AWWWWWWWWWWWW HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEEPS!!

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Monday, 2 March 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

yes<3

― estela, Monday, 2 March 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

That is a 'don't mess with me' look if ever there was one.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 March 2009 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

Happy birthday Beeps! Two-year-olds rock :)

― Meg (Meg Busset), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

Happy birthday Beeps and Alice!

― StanM, Monday, 2 March 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

Happy Beep-day!

― schwantz, Monday, 2 March 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

3 y/o today (!)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4019/4401110787_23ac5b18e2.jpg

― no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

Happy beepsday!

― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

Awwww!

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

A fine birthday as I've said before. :-D

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

Is Beeps short for something?

― This object perpetually attempts to sell itself on eBay. (Stevie D), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

Beatrice! lovely :)

― This object perpetually attempts to sell itself on eBay. (Stevie D), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

Every time I see a Wonder Pets thing, I think of the Beepxor.

― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

The music of the Wonder Pets haunts my nightmares. I think I know the words to every song now. Happy birthday to Beeps!

― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

This little girl changed my life.

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/11.jpg

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/11-3.jpg

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/11-4.jpg

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/11-1.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

That's right! A Happy Beepsday once more!

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

Awwwww PP you are seriously so sweet when you talk about her/them. It kills me. That's H in the ABCD shirt (lol)? He's getting so big. They're so cute. Also, four is a great age. I worked with four and five year olds for years and they were so fun.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE LADY!

― ENBB, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

I want that AB CD shirt!

― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

And true to the reason why this thread was started, Beeps was nearly impossible to wake up this morning.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

That's Beatle in the AB CD shirt! H-Bomb does wear it now but it's getting v v tight. oh time.

― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

Happy beepsday, happy nedsday and happy suessday to you, Ned!

― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

Oh btw I can't see the photos on my phone but I think I know which one the ABCD is. Or maybe it is Hankers?

― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

It is.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

Lil' bro looking up to big sis.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

Ahhh sneaking in on her thread. Typical.

― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

Happy B-Day!

― WmC, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

okay i can see the photos now. is she playing tony hawk ps 4 there?

― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Thursday, 3 March 2011 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

5 YEARS OLD TODAY!! How did that happen??????

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

i mean FIVE...fuck!

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

Wow!! Happy birthday, beeps.

― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

Aw!

― beachville, Friday, 2 March 2012 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

kindergarten...bored with dr suess....dressed herself in a skirt to go to school and matching shirt.....goes to the bathroom by herself.....gets her own food....lets the dog in and out of the house.....gets in and out of the bathtub by herself.....rolls her eyes at me when i tie her shoe laces because 'I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT, MOMS. GOD!'.....eats food(!!!!!).......HAS A FUCKING BOYFRIEND.

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

GOD!

― mookieproof, Friday, 2 March 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

CLEANS HER OWN ROOM

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

WHERES MY BABBY?????????

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

whoa, she has a boyfriend? awww, hell yeah beeps!

― my life is starting over again (Z S), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

I had a girlfriend when I was 5. by far my least dysfunctional relationship.

happy birthday beeeeeps

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

3 y/o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_W1MJgk4Cw

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

10 more years and she can start posting to ilx

― max, Friday, 2 March 2012 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

1 week before 5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRaBaSZEplM

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

ATTITUDE

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

henry seems like a contemplative lil dude

― max, Friday, 2 March 2012 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

hes the embodiment of chill

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

#chillwave

― max, Friday, 2 March 2012 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

oh man she's a doll - HB Beeps!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 2 March 2012 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

sunny otm. here's the birthday girl singing above the din.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhfNCcIcs-4

(and that connor kid is going to get his ears boxed if he looks at my daughter the wrong way.)

― pplains, Friday, 2 March 2012 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

omg @ Henry in that one

awwwwwwww

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 2 March 2012 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

video of Beeps and Henry has killed me. i'm dead. happy birthday, Beeps!!!

― horseshoe, Friday, 2 March 2012 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

OMG Ophelia has a boyfriend too. "He kissed me. He's scared of you." she told me.
Slower than I was: at around 3 I was tongue kissing the landlord's kid in front of the landlord and my parents. The shame. lol

I set up a hotmail account for Ophelia. Hey, she can read properly now. Even a little English. So why not, right? But she's obsessed with those emoticons.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

three years pass...

We never had one of these for the boy. Second-born Blues, I know.

But I was just going through a long-forgotten Google Drive list and saw a doc dated October 19, 2009 - the day before he was born. Thought maybe it was some long-lost diary? Opened it up and all that was in it was:

1976 – The ferry George Prince is struck by a ship while crossing
the Mississippi River between Destrehan and Luling, Louisiana. Seventy-
eight passengers and crew died; only 18 people aboard the ferry survived.

1977 – A plane carrying Lynyrd Skynyrd crashes in Mississippi,
killing lead singer Ronnie Van Zant and guitarist Steve Gaines
along with backup singer Cassie Gaines, the road manager, pilot,
and co-pilot.

Good Lord, my son's less than 24 hours away from being born and that's what I was coming up with? Disasters that occurred on the same date?

Another thing to all this is how weird it is to know what someone's birthdate will be before they're born.

― pplains, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:40 (ten years ago)

We're starting to think about which high school she'll go to. Ffs. She's in fifth grade. I am going mental.
Seems early but apparently those open school days are all on the same day. So many parents start checking in fifth grade.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:44 (ten years ago)

We don't even know what middle school for sure they're going to. Beeps is in 3rd grade, so has two more years.

― pplains, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:51 (ten years ago)

when I was a kid we just went to the high school in your district where you were assigned to go. usually geographically closest, unless you were on some gerrymandered boundary

― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 18 September 2015 00:07 (ten years ago)

Well let me tell you a little story about Orval Faubus and some crazy shit that's affected this county for the past 60 years.

― pplains, Friday, 18 September 2015 00:59 (ten years ago)

five months pass...

The kid is 9 today. NINE. Holy moley.

― “I hate my wife. She doesn’t even have a dick” (sunny successor), Thursday, 3 March 2016 03:15 (ten years ago)

Man we've been on ILX for a long time.

― pplains, Thursday, 3 March 2016 03:17 (ten years ago)

tell me about it. hi you guys

― del griffith, Thursday, 3 March 2016 04:06 (ten years ago)

Beep sIX

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 March 2016 05:00 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...

Wanna feel old?

http://i.imgur.com/XzSL1rA.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 2 March 2017 14:12 (nine years ago)

mark g's amber and alice going to university was like this but more tbf

love that the marble run is still in play even at her age

― imago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 14:18 (nine years ago)

obviously i can't remember a thing about my tenth birthday. kids in a hall throwing balls at each other? that was half my childhood

― imago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 14:41 (nine years ago)

Hbb

― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 March 2017 14:44 (nine years ago)

Have no idea what my tenth birthday was like now that lj says it. The vaguest idea of where we were even living tbh

― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 March 2017 14:45 (nine years ago)

(further reading of thread indicates a 7 year-old boy also in play, which might explain the marble run)

yeah can anyone recall their tenth birthday

― imago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 14:46 (nine years ago)

HBB

My ninth or possibly tenth involved five or six annoying friends from school coming over. My dad had said he'd rent a "hilarious" movie. He came back from the video rental with a Bud Spencer film. Thanks dad. Everyone hated it and after some fighting and tears and extra candy to settle everyone down the party ended early.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 2 March 2017 14:49 (nine years ago)

Happy Bday Beeps

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:37 (nine years ago)

What?! Mission Accomplished (I feel old). And happy birthday to Beeps.

― DJI, Thursday, 2 March 2017 19:12 (nine years ago)

Best wishes to all concerned. (I was not a big ilx participant at that time, but I also have a daughter turning 10 shortly so I empathize.)

(Also, when I see this thread title I think "There must be 50 ways to stay in your mother.")

― there are more things in heaven and earth, fellatio (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 March 2017 19:40 (nine years ago)

Inc. Magazine?

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 March 2017 20:15 (nine years ago)

What?! Mission Accomplished (I feel old). And happy birthday to Beeps.

― DJI, Thursday, March 2, 2017 2:12 PM

otm damn! i was already posting here for like 6 years when this thread started ugh

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 2 March 2017 20:25 (nine years ago)

dammit I am so old

― Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 3 March 2017 00:38 (nine years ago)

Happy birthday Beeps! On my 10th birthday I got a digital watch that played the Yellow Rose of Texas.

― ljubljana, Friday, 3 March 2017 00:58 (nine years ago)

Wanna feel old?

Too late. I am old. But upon reflection, I just feel tired more than I feel "old". Anyway, I do recall this thread when it started. I have no doubt Beeps is a precocious, amazing young person and I wish her every happiness on her natal anniversary. Go, Beeps!

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 3 March 2017 03:59 (nine years ago)

https://imgur.com/gallery/n1cCL

― It's always (sunny successor), Saturday, 4 March 2017 22:45 (nine years ago)

Lemme try that again
http://imageshack.com/user/sunnysucessor

― It's always (sunny successor), Saturday, 4 March 2017 22:56 (nine years ago)

Gahhhhhhjjjjjjjjhjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj here

https://i.imgur.com/vFO9mMz.jpg

― It's always (sunny successor), Saturday, 4 March 2017 23:00 (nine years ago)

I can't believe there are so many of those things that your kid actually has a bunch of different ones that my kid doesn't have

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 March 2017 23:10 (nine years ago)

She close to 100 now. Kid loves animals. She wants to volunteer at a animal shelter but she's to young. I've written to a bunch of local shelters to she if they'll let her read to abused animals and so far I've got one positive response! Yay!!

― It's always (sunny successor), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 03:02 (nine years ago)

Oh of course 'Treasure' is the ultimate beanie boo but I'll be fucked if I'm paying $300 for a 6" doll

― It's always (sunny successor), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 03:13 (nine years ago)

10 years...going to have to take that in a bit.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 03:13 (nine years ago)

She close to 100 now. Kid loves animals. She wants to volunteer at a animal shelter but she's to young. I've written to a bunch of local shelters to she if they'll let her read to abused animals and so far I've got one positive response! Yay!!
― It's always (sunny successor), Monday, March 6, 2017 10:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aw, that's great!

― how's life, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:10 (nine years ago)

Pooor Ned. Happy Birthday!

― It's always (sunny successor), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:58 (nine years ago)

Poor Ned. Always having to share his birthday with someone.

http://i.imgur.com/gBtjLeI.jpg?1

― pplains, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:33 (nine years ago)

six years pass...

The Beeps turned 16 last Thursday. SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!!!

― But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:04 (three years ago)

Clearly she can fend for herself now. Well maybe.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:07 (three years ago)

happy birthday Beeps!

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:09 (three years ago)

Happy 16th Beeps! It’s an achievement

― z_tbd, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:18 (three years ago)

beeps yeah

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:38 (three years ago)

Beep-beep’m, beep-beep, yeah!

― Gene Markey’s Goin’ Off (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:45 (three years ago)

hbd beeps!!!

― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:46 (three years ago)

happy beepsday

― least said, sergio mendes (sic), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:06 (three years ago)

omg never saw this thread lololol <3

― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:26 (three years ago)

Beeps deserves a "I survived Covid" t-shirt.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:47 (three years ago)

eleven months pass...

This kid turned 17 two days ago!!

― Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Monday, 4 March 2024 18:07 (two years ago)

The pics on FB sent me into an existential spiral. They both look so grown up!!!! Also, Beats looks cool as shit but, duh.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 4 March 2024 18:29 (two years ago)

(of course she's cool as shit with you guys for parents :) )

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 4 March 2024 18:30 (two years ago)

Indeed, I approve of the T-shirt, for I would.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2024 18:31 (two years ago)

Well, yes. It was the first thing I noticed!

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 4 March 2024 18:31 (two years ago)

She is way cooler than either of us!

― Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Monday, 4 March 2024 21:48 (two years ago)

eleven months pass...

BEEPS IS 18 TODAY. Like an adult. 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

― Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Sunday, 2 March 2025 12:57 (one year ago)

LIKE AN ADULT

― Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Sunday, 2 March 2025 12:58 (one year ago)

(of course she's cool as shit with you guys for parents :) )

Otm

― sarahell, Sunday, 2 March 2025 14:14 (one year ago)

hbd beeps!!! also maybe slow it down now tho, yr making us all feel old

― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 2 March 2025 15:31 (one year ago)

OMG happy how-are-u-18-? birthday, Beeps!

― Jaq, Sunday, 2 March 2025 15:59 (one year ago)

Pplains is a classic poster
I wish his progeny all the best

― calstars, Sunday, 2 March 2025 17:26 (one year ago)

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