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Shots, cocktails, punches. Beer bombs and coffee drinks.

You give us the recipes--we'll drink the drinks and post the pics.

John called me up last night and said, "Jeff, the good folks at ilx made so many wonderful drink suggestions on my birthday thread, it would be sad shame not to try them all. We should order these drinks and document the event."

To which, I replied, "Whoa."

We may not get to all of your courageous cocktails, libidinous libations, and sordid shots, but we may die trying (with photo-documentation).

A dynamic drunkard's documentary of debauchery. Interactive, no less!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

So, give us more suggestions. We’ll start this weekend, and continue, most likely, for the rest of our sodden lives.

Here are some of the drink suggestions from John’s birthday thread:

Hoorah!
Last night, the waitress at the Red Dragon helped Jeff and Mike create two shots named the "Fuck John" and the "Fuck John Again".
They worked. She also apoligized later and told me that the "Fuck John Again" was made up of 151, tequila, vodka, whiskey, and tobasco.
I fear this will not catch on and make me famous.

John Justen (johnjusten) on Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:29 (1 year ago)
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If you all want to vote for/design a drink for me (that won't actually kill me), I promise to go to a bar after work and drink it, and then post the results. My pain is my birthday present to you.

Also, I'm paying for it, so any top shelf stuff is getting subbed for rail.

John Justen on Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:15
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Some friends and I suggest a few drink names, which John might or might not like to use:

Fainting Lady
Witch's Tit
Asshole Surgeon

(don't even ask what kind of conversation we were having)

Sara R-C on Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:20
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BTW, the "Fuck John" is made of equal parts Bailie's, Tequila, and Southern Comfort. I invented it and I cast my vote thusly.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:10
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3 parts flavored vodka
1 part club soda
1 part simple syrup

I call it "The Sickly Sweet".

HI DERE on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:25
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Care to specify the flavor of the vodka?

John Justen on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:29
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That is up to the user. I suggest vanilla or pepper.

HI DERE on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:30
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One part Dr. McGillicudy's Peppermint Schnapps
One part Blackberry brandy
One part Malibu

"Fainting Lady"

Sara R-C on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:30
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2 Tablespoons sugar
1 shot whipping cream
1 shot vodka

I call it "The Pearl Necklace"

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:34
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2 parts SoCo
2 parts Jim Beam

It's called "The Stripper".

HI DERE on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:42
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Equal parts Sambuca, Tequila, and Pomegranite Juice.

"vile drink for you to drink tonight, in order to exact my revenge," as per FB's suggestion for a drink name.

Sara R-C on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:43
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3 parts Jaegermeister
1 part dry vermouth
1 part cream

The "Diarrhea Martini".

HI DERE on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:45

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2 parts Jagermeister
1 part Rumplemintz
1 large marble

"The Heimlich" aka "The Really Dead Nazi"

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:58

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1 pt hot sauce
1 pt tequila, shittiest you can find

i call that the "dan perry"

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:15

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12 oz can Coors (not light)
dash Tabasco Habanero sauce

"My Life As An Enlisted Man"

TOMBOT on Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:20

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1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash blue gatorade

this will be called "the gargamel special"

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:29

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1 case black label
15-20 inches snow

drink case, have drunk snowball fight

i call this "the seward"

ghost rider on Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:32

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

John enjoys “My Life as an Enlisted Man" by Tom

My Life as an Enlisted Man
12 oz can Coors (not light)
dash Tabasco Habanera sauce

Here, John substituted Old Style for Coors. Let’s see how it turned out.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/407528275_4e3180c3ca_o.jpg
John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 06:36
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old style definitely rates the hot sauce treatment

TOMBOT on Friday, 2 March 2007 03:52
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FINE. How much per can?

John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:24
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Oh. I see, a dash. Report to follow.

John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:25
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I think like 5 drops at least. I'd put in more tho.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:25
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OK, that was pretty good. I had to sub normal Tobasco though.

BTW, the hot sauce appears to settle to the bottom. Perhaps I need a swizzle stick.

John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:45
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Just shake it up.

Sara R-C on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:47
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everyone needs swizzle sticks.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:48

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True dat.

Nothing goes better with the "My Life As An Enlisted Man" than Foreigner - "Juke Box Hero", by the way. I HAVE STARS IN MY EYES!

John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:58

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oh dude you should also try "double vision" with that cocktail

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Friday, 2 March 2007 05:05

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Don't think that double vision was neglected. I DON'T FOREIGNER HALF-ASS, DUDE.

John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 05:42

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

one part windsor
one part tabasco sauce
one part red bull

called

"I Fucking Hate Your Ass"

― the sir weeze, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

Post-coma report: Old Style tastes much better with Tabasco in it than without.

Note: You can also vote for one of the above choices if you aren't feeling creative.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

tonight i will put hot sauce in my beers

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

in hell

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

You two are a riot. Making up weird drinks is much more fun than physiology take home tests, though, so I know what I'll do for distraction. Thanks for being ILX's guinea pigs.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

DC ILX is going to revive Enlisted Man tonight, I think.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh dude that picture rules. i can't wait to see you drink the gargamel special.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

Keep the dream alive!

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

It is not an easy flavor to escape from. Once you do it a few times and enjoy it, going and having a domestic american yeller lager without any vinegary hot pepper goodness just seems vaguely disappointing on many levels, and soon enough everybody at the bar is pointing at "that weirdo" as you shake the last few drops out of the gratis tabasco from one of the dining tables into your Bud and swirl it around.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

yeah well people said einstein was weird too.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

if you guys drink a nipsy russell i will paypal you $50

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

so named because after my friend drank it (and before he passed out) he spoke unconsciously (?) in rhyme for the rest of the night

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

I am intrigued. Tell me more. Of waht is it made?

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

And don't forget the "College Students Are Sometimes Idiots:"

cherry Jello shots with vodka

add more vodka than necessary

then add Jolly Ranchers to try to firm the shots up.

I know; it's been done before. Perhaps the candy should be of a contrasting flavor to add extra interest (like, say, lemon or grape. Oooh, or you could go really wild and toss in those hard candies called "Root Beer Barrels").

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

i need to text or email my friend for the full recipe. from what i remember it involved a pureed habanero pepper.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

so many drink recipes lost to the haze oh, uh, drinking.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

one time we put some vodka and gummy worms in a plastic cup and left them overnight. The worms soaked up as much vodka as physics would allow, the rest evaporated, and we ended up with a rainbow-camouflaged, perfectly circular alcoholic gummi disc, a little lumpy, a lot squishy, at the bottom of the cup.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://library.thinkquest.org/TQ0313040/images/ANobel.gif

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

High Life Mimosa -
1 - 12 oz bottle Miller High Life
2 - fl oz of orange juice

It is easy and very surprisingly yummy.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

SPARK BACARDI PICARD: (this is a shot)

1 part Sparks
1 part Bacardi Rum

Everyone drinks at the same time, only after the toaster says "ENGAGE" though.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

Okay. "The Witch's Tit" (co-inventor is my friend C0ry)

This should be served in a martini glass:

1 part ice cold vodka
1 part ice cold Midori
1 part ice cold green creme de menthe
1 malted milk ball
Optional: float a piece of dry ice on the top.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

you have to realize whenever evaporation is going on it's just going to focus whatever flavors are in the booze, just like cooking, so this drunkards' gummi cookie did have a sort of hospital disinfectant aftertaste to it, I think those of us who dared only managed to eat about half of it and then gave up.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Note: I meant "toastmaster" but I'm sure it's only a matter of a few more of these before talking toasters happen also.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

All right, the gummi one will take prep time, but I'm committed to that one for the good of ILX, and for SCIENCE!

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

Oh and one time we were doing alphabet shots at the bar and my friends got to Q and came up with "The Quickie Queef." I was so disgusted by this that I starting ranting about how if they were going to call something such a fucking disgusting name then I was going to make the bartender bring us a fucking disgusting shot. I settled on gin & milk. I don't know if anybody else was stupid enough to actually throw it back besides me. I suppose I had a point to make.

"The Quickie Queef"
1 part gin
1 part milk
100% Fuck You Guys

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

Something licorice flavored in that and I bet it would actually be OK for human consumption.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

And the most recent discovery that I can remember is that Jarrito's -whatever flavor- and Gin, at least that new fancy limified RANGPUR stuff tanqueray's come out with, is delicious.

"IT'S DELICIOUS"

4 parts Jarrito's flavor of your choice (I make mine GUAYABA)
1 part Tanqueray Rangpur Gin

shake or stir and serve over ice in a tumbler.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

THE NIPSY RUSSELL:

6 PARTS TEQUILA
2 PARTS TRIPLE SEC
1 PART LEMON JUICE
1 PART LIME JUICE
1 PART GRAPEFRUIT JUICE
1 PUREED HABANERO PEPPER (OTHER RING-STING INDUCING PEPPER WILL SUFFICE)
SALT

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

i swear to god there was some random, inane ingredient other than the pepper but he's blanking

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

I will drink that out of a fucking mug

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

does it get ice

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i iced it but not necessary

i'm making that shit tonight before i go out

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

Holy shit.

I think we might have to work our way up to that, but I'm game for it at some point.

FB, we're doing this tonight, unless the clutches of icy death descend again, right?

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

The more I look at it, the better it sounds. I have no peppers, though. I also don't have a blender.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

The "OH YEAH!":

1 part cheapest whisky available
2 parts Kool-Aid of your choice

Must be drank at room temperature, preferrably while lost somewhere in the Appalachians.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

This mini cuisinart is pretty awesome, we pretty much use it on a nightly basis.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

that looks like something i would have made in college while eating a "burger" that was a pound of meat on white bread

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

FB, give John a decent blender for his birthday. They aren't that expensive.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

If it's a roasted pepper (ie mushy) you can just use one of those hand/immersion blenders in the mixing cup.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

Oh I never came up with a name for this (I guess it could be called the "Oh Shit We're Out Of Mixers") but:

Crush mint leaves & sugar a la mint julep in bottom of cup. Add ice. Over that pour 2 oz gin to 2 oz apple juice.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

this is like an alcoholic dr. strongo's thread

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

The discovery of the "OH YEAH!" was followed by the invention of what is now one of my favorite camping games, to be played when camped under an overhang about 1/2 a mile up any random mountain in Appalachian NC:

Ingredients:

1 campsite 1/2 mile up mountain side
4-7 campers in a state of ruin
1 glowstick

Throw glowstick down mountain. Campers scramble to collect glowstick and make it back to campsite first. Winner gets next turn throwing glowstick. Repeat until either a) glowstick gets caught in a tree, or b) nobody gives a shit anymore. Warning: there is also the possibility of bear interference.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

John, I'm doing this shit tonight. I'll be AWOL tomorrow night and possibly Sunday.

We won't be drinking all of these in one night. We will carry the torch indefinitely.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

We won't be drinking all of these in one night.

Your liquor bill would be horrendous! (Um, buy stuff from my brother next time you go to HSTNGS, though, plz.)

We will carry the torch indefinitely.

That's good because this won't be the last take home test I need creative distraction from. Oh yeah, and your health, etc.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

OMFG THE NIPSY RUSSELL LOOKS AMAZING

― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

i want to be drinking a nipsy russell right now.

there may be bear interference tonight too.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

ok that last post is nonsense, right.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

Alright, so:
a) What are we drinking?
b) Where are we drinking?

These 2 things may be linked. WHERE IS TEH F BEAR?

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

right now i am drinking SPYKES

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.internetwines.com/rws33012.html

thank you, promotional gods

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

i'm only vaguely embarassed to be drinking them, too, as they were free and came in the mail

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

though i feel a little like i'm drinking tiny bottles of nail polish remover

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

Have a fun weekend all. I'm looking forward to checking back to see some scientific results posted about these drinks. (Of course it won't officially be science until you replicate the experiments to see if the results hold up, but now is no time to quibble about details).

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

I would totally join in on this but I have to sing tomorrow. BOO GIGS.

― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

wait is HI DERE dan??

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

no it's momus

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

COME HERE LITTLE JAPANESE GIRL, I WOULD LIKE TO CUM ON YOUR FACE AND THEN WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT

― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

wow it IS momus

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

i can't believe i'm buzzed on these things already

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

I suggest those of you with the balls (and the fire extinguisher) try this one:

The Burning Bob (courtesty of the good folk at alt.tech-support.recovery)

Ingredients:

* 1 shot Kahlua
* 1 shot chartreuse
* 1 martini glass
* 1 kitchen match, lit
* 1 straw

1. Get a martini glass. Pour in the Kahula. Carefully layer the chartreuse on top:

~
~
( )-------- <--- lit kitchen match
\_______/
\_____/ <--- chartreuse
\ / <--- Kahlua
\_/
|
|
___|___

2. Light the chartreuse.
3. IMMEDIATELY place the straw in the glass and drink from the bottom, while the top is still alight. Do this fast enough and the straw won't melt or catch fire.
4. Bow to the applause of the rest of the bar. These things are a spectator sport.

― Trayce, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

i want to go camping with nicka (no homo).

another fun (desert) camping game, "Bounce":

1-2 joints
4 people
1 institutional red rubber ball

Bounce the ball to each other as hard and as high as you can, with Special Moves for throwing and catching.

Also, "Rock":

someone throws a sort of big rock up into the air and everyone else tries to hit it with a littler rock.

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

also, i think i might print this thread and bring it to my friend's b-day party tonight. we will DEFINITELY be drinking enlisted men, that's for sure.

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

It's on, bitches. Commencing in about an hour or so. We will report our progress live via ILX feed as best we can.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

I am drinking half of a Stripper! (We have no SoCo. I considered substituting port.)

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

See, that's an interesting coincidence, because FB has half of a stripper in his trunk.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

I am drinking milk. :(

Only two questions left on my test and then I'm considering joining your party from afar. Probably not until late, though, if I do (must make sure children are ASLEEP).

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

Ooh, top or bottom? (Or is it left or right?)

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, you mixed port with Jim Beam? Yuck. (But report the results anyway).

FB surely has several cross-sections of the stripper, adding up to half.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

No, I considered mixing Jim Beam with port. Then I remembered that I need to be functional tomorrow.

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

Functional is in the eye of the beholder, dude.

Oh wait, that probably makes it worse.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hm, how functional do I need to be? J. just told me she "wants a sister." (NO.)

I have no plans, but two kids. But I do have champagne, beer, two bottles of red wine, vodka, tequila, triple sec, rum, dry vermouth, gin, Bailey's and a bunch of stuff that I can't remember (too short to see far into the cabinet). I think we have Harvey's Briston Creme for god's sake. What do you even do with that?

Really tempting to skip my workout and drink instead.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

Damn. Ultra Biers.
Gladd half full of beer, fill rest with vodka.

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAAH glaSS

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

Tom, thanks for the heads up on "The Enlisted Man". Tasty tasty. I didn't have tobasco, so I used El Yucateco Habanero. Mmmmmmm. Bad beer never tasted so good.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

We are LIVE-BLOGGING MOTHERFUCKERS. THE SHAME THE SHAME

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe that I'm writing a self-evaluation for my performance review while my high school friends are destroying themselves with awful Internet drinks.

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

I am lifting weights; which of us is geekier?

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

Sudden bitter flashback to FB pointing at my Cosmopolitan at the Red Dragon and saying, "you're drinking colored water, aren't you."

I am definitely geekier.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

SHE BEGINS
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0468.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

TALSTY
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0466.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

Next stop - GARGAMEL!
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0470.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0471.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0472.jpg

FB is contemplative, I'm. uh. I actually have no idea what that reaction is. But it's honest.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

ULra biers!!!

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

OMG Gargamel is BLUE BLUE BLUE....

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

haha for a minute i thought that table pic was from one of the several 'cocktail parties' some friends of mine have thrown! but they were never clever enough to have put out the paint, listerine and drano. haha. (okay, don't get so drunk that you 'pretend' to drink that pls.)

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

Spite: Equal parts Poweraid, Popov, and flat Sprite.

It best lives up to its name when you drink it without ice somewhere around the third afternoon of a bad bender, so I would save it for Sunday morning brunch.

― Jenny, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0473.jpg
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0474.jpg

I'M STRUNKED

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

it is also v weird how john j looks like a cross btwn two friends of mine who were partly responsible for those cocktail parties!

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

but they were never clever enough to have put out the paint, listerine and drano.

Drano makes me think of Heathers. "*CORN NUTS*"

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, A. also sends his compliments to the photographer.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

Ultra Biers is legendary among some of my friends, which is why I'm JABBERING ABOUT IT.
It's best drank about the time you're too drunk to post on ILX.

I once called it 'The drink drunks drunk when they're drunk and want to be more drunk.'

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t315/TheGZeus/terrible/BEHOLD.jpg

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

Oh for the love of god, I hope you all appreciate this,

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 07:04 (eighteen years ago)

oh we do we do

― gff, Saturday, 3 March 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

true dat.

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

! no for real, this is hilarious (last post looks kind of snotty, it's not!)

― gff, Saturday, 3 March 2007 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

I'm serious, too.
I've been waiting a year to get John to drink Ultra Biers.

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

HOME NOW NGGGHGGGHGGGGHHHHH.

FB will post the rest of the pictures. "Nipsy Russell" - accomplished. "Sickly Sweet"- accomplished. "The Seward" - accomplished. "THe Money SHot" - accomplished.

GOODNIGHT.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:30 (eighteen years ago)

OH WONDROUS GLORY OH GREAT MYSTERY HELLS YES
YES SIR SIR

THE NIPSY RUSSELL:

6 PARTS TEQUILA
2 PARTS TRIPLE SEC
1 PART LEMON JUICE
1 PART LIME JUICE
1 PART GRAPEFRUIT JUICE
1 PUREED HABANERO PEPPER (OTHER RING-STING INDUCING PEPPER WILL SUFFICE)
SALT

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:30 (eighteen years ago)

WE HAVE SNOW WE HAVE BLACK LABEL WE ARE WITHIN 5 MILES OF SEWARD

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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:47 (eighteen years ago)

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This is like putting a mirror up to a mirror.
But with liqour.

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:49 (eighteen years ago)

WE HAVE NO TEETH

3 parts flavored vodka
1 part club soda
1 part simple syrup

I call it "The Sickly Sweet".

WE MADE IT WITH VANILLA VODKA AND MY OWN RECIPE FOR SIMPLE SYRUP (A BUNCH OF BOILING WATER AND A BAG OF SUGAR, CHILL)

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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

SO TIRED SO STO... SO HABANEROED

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 09:08 (eighteen years ago)

AND FINALLY...THE MONEY SHOT
FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE PEARL NECKLACE
SUBSTITUTE SIMPLE SYRUP FOR SUGAR BECASUE IT'S ALL IN THE SYRUP ANYWAY NO FORESIGHT NO DISCRETION ;_;
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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

Our principle photographer was Librarian Kali.
Thank you, Librarian Kali.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 09:19 (eighteen years ago)

I will one day show up with a bottle of vodka and a case of beer and you will experience ultra biers!
I HATE MY CAR'S TRANSMISSION FOR FAILING AFORE THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION!

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 09:27 (eighteen years ago)

WHOA I AM AWAKE AGAIN LIVE BLOGGING IS HARD MY MOVIE IS WEIRD

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

HA HA FUCKER

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

Nipsy Russell pics = classic

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

feh. ugh.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

fuckers.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

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― jh0shea, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

Proctologists' Seal of Approval!

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

I love how subgenius looks so wary in the first photo he appears in, and then later he looks more enthusiastic.

What was the red concoction far upthread with FB and John and the pitcher?

Glad to see that someone has a blender.

And nice photographs, too!

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

"Glowstick" and "Bounce" sound awesome. I've played "Rock" before. We called it "Hit Rock". We also played a variation of "Rock" which involved throwing a huge rock to each other in a circle, while trying to take pulls off the square bottle.

― Fluffy Bear, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

HEROES

― strongohulkington, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

i can't tell you how happy those pictures make me. this thread has redeemed my faith in ile.

― strongohulkington, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

last the bartender at my local made me what i have termed a "virgin nipsy russell" due to the substitution of tabasco for live habanero action.

― strongohulkington, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

i swear there was some other retarded habanero-esque ingredient like a candy cane or pcp or a pork chop, but I can’t remember now.

― strongohulkington, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think I have ever been more homesick.

― HI DERE, Saturday, 3 March 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think I'VE ever been more homesick and i dont even know these dudes! drunken idiocy with yr pals is the one universal constant.

― strongohulkington, Saturday, 3 March 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think I have ever been more homesick.

If you visit I will buy you a Peanut Buster Parfait and I'm pretty sure FB and John will get you drunk. (lure, lure)

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Drunken idiocy with yr pals is what makes us human. Thanks to JJ and FB for remindins us of that, once again.

― G00blar, Saturday, 3 March 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

HEY I'M STILL ALIVE, BUT BARELY.

I'm at work har har plz to kill me.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha, I read that as "BUT BARFLY" at first.

Better hydrate with water and rest up; you guys have a long way to go to fulfill your mission.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

The red drink is the "Oh Yeah!".

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Best drink of the night, from what I can piece together from the tatters of memory: "Nipsy Russell" (srsly.)

Worst drink of the night: The Money Shot.

― John Justen, Saturday, 3 March 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks FB; your clarification has made it so that I can continue with my daily tasks.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 3 March 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

Come to think of it, Ultra Biers is not that bad tasting of a drink. It's just aweful in concept and effect.

― Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 3 March 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

well, i know where i'm going on my next vacation.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

I really love the first picture where y'all are studiously consulting the internets for drink recipe.

― horseshoe, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Nipsy Russell may be one of my favorite drinks ever. We added a half-shot of simple syrup.

I really love the first picture where y'all are studiously consulting the internets for drink recipe.

Our principal photographer did not overlook any details. A true journalist, she.

― Fluffy Bear, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

i plan to recreate your party myself, but we don't have snow here.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that shit melted. took a lot of filthy tire rubber with it, now the DC spring/summer random stench effect is back!

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

On average, March is the snowiest month in Minnesota. WTF IS THAT

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

I WANT TO DRINK ALL OF THIS NIPSY RUSSELLS

ew that sounds wrong

also I have spilled coffee in my lap and now smell like wet dog, ugh

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are heroes, i am totally nominating you both for pulitzers and nobel prizes and congressional medals of awesome

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, you will love the Nipsy. One of the primary effects of the drink is to wake you up and make you alert, eventually leading to bright and shining nonsense.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

i am so glad i have bequeathed this drink to the world

― strongohulkington, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

Our principal photographer did not overlook any details. A true journalist, she.

I like that they go from being really clear, to some blurry ones, and then back. They give it the photo essay a certain realism.

[i]also I have spilled coffee in my lap and now smell like wet dog, ugh[i]

What on earth sort of fabric are you wearing, Dan?

― Sara R-C, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Denim! Ugh.

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Also, please stop drinking coffee made with dog-hair filters.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

What did I do without FB's advice for so many years? He's like the Dear Abby of Hastings graduates. You should really listen to him, Dan.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

DO NOT EAT THUMBTACKS

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

TRY TO STOP ME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Watch out; he has his methods.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

This has inspired me to do something similar, but not at all.
When I return from Japan, Sir Weeze and I will have one case of Black Label beer, a big bottle of Stoli, and a bottle of pricey Absinthe.
We shall end up utter blasted past belief.
This will be documented with a video camera set up to take stills periodically, like, a webcam or something.

― Windy G Moisture, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

awesome thread!

(haha it's funny to see t0m drinking on ILM!)

― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

The before/after Nipsy Russell reactions remain the most priceless things I've seen on the Interweb this past week. I esp. like G's reaction!

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Also, please note that while we broke off the stem, we did not remove any of the seeds. Dan, please try this as soon as possible and report back.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

The increasing chaos as the chili oils dissolved in the alcohol spread across the pallate...
Makes ewant to try the bastard.

― Windy G Moisture, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

Didn't remove the seeds... it does look like you just popped the whole thing in the blender. I didn't even think about the seeds. Was that really a habanero? I don't think I've ever even seen one in person!

― Sara R-C, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

Also, do you want in on post travel wasted festivities?
keep in mind we won't stop until we're each dangling over the edge of a couch over a trash can, waiting to pass out.

― Windy G Moisture, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

The corner Mexican grocery only had jalapenos, so I thought all was lost (virtually no planning went into this). Later, my roommate, M, unaware of our predicament, pulled out the habaneros as cocktail garnishes. He just keeps a few in the crisper at all times. Yay, serendipity (and insane roommate).

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

He keeps a few on hand? That is insane. I love it.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

Word up on that.

― Windy G Moisture, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

Good ol' subgenius. He is a true hero.

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

We should do this again. and again. and again.

This time, I say we start off with gummi alcohcoin.

― John Justen, Monday, 5 March 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

This time I say I be there!!!

― Windy G Moisture, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

We should do this again. and again. and again.

With photo documentation for those in remote regions, plz.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

Of course. We have a lot of shots to go, but we would like some more suggestions, please.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

I promise to contribute more suggestions. I will try to think of something that won't require special trips to buy expensive liquors that you otherwise would never buy.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

All I have left is Ultra Biers Deluxe. Instead of 50% vodka, 50% beer, it's 50% vodka, 50% vodka, 50% piss in pants.
A glass or two of vodka and that ratio makes sense.

― Windy G Moisture, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

From my roommate: Flaming Jello Shot

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Leave it to subgenius to go straight to the serious stuff (uh, he does remember that you were doing this in the house he lives in last time, right?).

I had been thinking along the sour or bitter taste axes myself...

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

Also: Pies.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Traditional fruit pies, pumpkin, icebox pies... what sort?

Hmmm, I just got a cupcake cookbook. I bet you could easily make cupcakes and then infuse them with a shot somehow... hmmmm.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

(Don't think you can totally distract me from the notion of concocting a drink around sour pickles, though, FB.)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

No, M found recipes for alcoholic pies.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

Really? What cookbooks is he looking at?!

(More seriously, they must not be pies that are baked because the alcohol would cook off - unless it's being added afterward somehow? Oooh pie flambe!)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

WHISKEY APPLE PIE

Ingredients:

1 apple pie
1 bottle of whiskey

Open bottle of whiskey. Pour over warm apple pie to taste. Serves 8.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

THAT IS THE BEST IDEA YET

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.goldenpicklejuice.com/

yes, people. that's GOLDEN PICKLE JUICE.

it is a SPORTS DRINK.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

That is crying out for pepper-flavored vodka!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

"it's got electrolytes"

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

I think the apple pie with the whiskey also needs ice cream.

Really REALLY scared by the pickle sports drink. (And yet so tempted to purchase for when A. starts training for this year's T.C. marathon... must... resist...)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

"it's got electrolytes"

lolz

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

Sara, you have to buy three cases of that stuff and hide all of A.'s water/Gatorade/whatever! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

"How I Got to Divorce Court: A Memoir..."

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

What are we naming this drink?

1 parts pickle sports drink
1 part pepper vodka
dash of tobasco

Any better golden pickle juice recipe ideas from our resident mixologists?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

3 parts original Gatorade
2 parts pickle juice
1 part water

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

I shall christen the pickle drink...

THE DILLDOZER

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

At last a use for that extra pickle juice in the fridge. (Dill pickle juice or sweet? Either!)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

"extra"?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

The juice left from your jar of pickles, of course.

What am I thinking, though; surely you've been mixing that into drinks for years.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

john & fluffy, please report back whether pickle juice electrolytes are good hangover prevention

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

For SCIENCE!

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

Coming soon to Costco. Good. None of the other listed stores are in MN and I am not paying $18.00 plus $9.95 S&H for 12 bottles of pickle sports drink.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

Also, from the website: Want to become an investor?

Um, NO.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

There are no 7-11s in Minnesota??????

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

why wait for the commercially bottled derivative product when you can just use the real mccoy?

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

Which will not be a problem, once I become a molecular mixologist.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

PICKLETINI:

1 jimmy of gin
1 swish of dry vermouth
1 squirtle of pickle juice
shaken on ice, strained into martini glass
(measurements not exact)

Please note: I have drank this and it is actually pretty good.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Very good. I've done this at home when olives are not to be found.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

THE DILLDOZER:

salt the rim of a rock glass
1 part pickle juice
1 part club soda
2 parts pepper vodka
1 dash green tobasco

I THINK THIS NEEDS WORK, PEOPLE

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

It probably just needs more tobasco sauce.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

would using tonic instead of soda water make it even TANGIER!??

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

I thought about it, but quinine and pickles?!?!

We'll have to just try it, I suppose. We will have to do an experiment to perfect the recipe (with documentation of course).

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Extra bonus with the tonic - a bit of extra protection from malaria...

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

also, version numbers, i.e.

DILLDOZER 2.0 BETA

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

(I do hope you have started an Excel spreadsheet for your experiments. Documentation is essential in these matters.)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

OMG GEEK

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

(four fingers pointing back at me) ;_;

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

I'm completely geekier than you, I'm sure of it. I can even procure scientific evidence if necessary. So no need to weep, dear FB.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

HOORAY!

So, when's the next bout? I'm booked Friday, but Saturday nights alright for fighting, yo.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

salted glass dilldozer = gilded lily, i would think

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

guys:

http://secure.hostwebimage.com/mountaintopproducts.net/osc/images/pickled%20beets.JPG

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

oooooh pretty!!!

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Of course pickled beets also remind me of my grandma. I wonder what else she has in her fridge that could go into a drink. (Sadly, I have to go to class, so I can't drive to visit her and find out right now. I will think about it, however.)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Alright, pickled beet drink is a MUST.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

Also, I will be infusing SPAM. Tips and suggestions welcome.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

The "THAT TIME OF THE MONTH":

2 parts berry vodka
2 parts pickled beet juice
1 part pomegranite juice
1 part chambord

Served on ice once every lunar cycle.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

Preferably drank from a flank steak folded in half.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

Wonderful! No need for a clotting agent, then?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

with 1 part PMT

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

This weeks installment of "FB and JJ booze it up" is looking like it should be titled "The bender that drinks like a meal."

― John Justen, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

ew you guys

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

Or, to be sucked out of a towel attached to a belt.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

i hate you nickalicious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps we could arrange this like a seven course meal of alcohol.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

Great idea. I found a red-wine gravy. We'll just up the wine and pour it over my Chelsie-Side-Car-infused spam.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Infused SPAM. Wow.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

I could see SPAM infused vodka bloody-marys being incredible.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Incredibly gross? I agree!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

LOLZ @ folded flank steak, yuck

― gbx, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

I am thinking that I should request every drink be served to me in a folded flank steak.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Wait wouldn't we have to rename that drink, The Red Badge of Courage?

― Sock Puppet, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

NO IT SHOULD BE CALLED "THE RED WING"

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

The Red Wing should be drunk out of a work-boot.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, I gotta get in on this.
I'm leaving for Japan in two weeks, and need to prepare.

― Windy G Moisture, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Nan-in, a Japanese master during the Meiji era (1868-1912), received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen.

Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring.

The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"

"Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

The problem is, he was serving tea.
He should have been serving Namazake(I think it's called). It's first-pressing sake and it's milky-white.
That gives me some great ideas for drinks, but it's expensive as fuck.

― Windy G Moisture, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

When one goes to Obaku temple in Kyoto he sees carved over the gate the words "The First Principle". The letters are unusually large, and those who appreciate calligraphy always admire them as being a mastepiece. They were drawn by Kosen two hundred years ago.

When the master drew them he did so on paper, from which the workmen made the large carving in wood. As Kosen sketched the letters a bold pupil was with him who had made several gallons of ink for the calligraphy and who never failed to criticise his master's work.

"That is not good," he told Kosen after his first effort.

"How is this one?"

"Poor. Worse than before," pronounced the pupil.

Kosen patiently wrote one sheet after another until eighty-four First Principles had accumulated, still without the approval of the pupil.

Then when the young man stepped outside for a few moments, Kosen thought: "Now this is my chance to escape his keen eye," and he wrote hurriedly, with a mind free from distraction: "The First Principle."

"A masterpiece," pronounced the pupil.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

This is why Esoteric/Zen/Other Specific Buddhism isn't real high on my priority list for studies. *shrug*
3 parts Sake
1 part V8
2 celery stalks
Blend and serve over ice.

Hippie Tears.

― Windy G Moisture, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

MY RECIPE FOR A SAKITINI:

Equal parts dry saki and ginger-infused vodka.
Poor over ice to chill.
Strain into martini glass.
Garnish with ginger root.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

YOU FORGOT THE WHEATGRASS.

― G00blar, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost)

― G00blar, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

SakE

― Windy G Moisture, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

You are correct GOOblar.
I suggest killing one of the celery stalks if wheatgrass is available, though.

― Windy G Moisture, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

Zen masters give personal gidance in a secluded room. No one enters while teacher and pupil are together.

Mokurai, the Zen master of Kennin temple in Kyoto, used ot enjoy talking with merchants and newspapermen as well as with his pupils. A certain tubmaker was almost illiterate. He would ask foolish questions of Mokurai, have tea, and then go away.

One day while the tubmaker was there Mokurai wished to give personal guidance to a disciple, so he asked the tubmaker to wait in another room.

"I understand you are a living Buddha," the man protested. "Even the stone Buddhas in the temple never refuse the numerous persons who come together before them. Why then should I be excluded?"

Mokurai had to go outside to see his disciple.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

All this zen mumbo-jumbo better be leading up to a drink recipe.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

1 part gin
1 hand clapping

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

from ilovepickles.org:

"You've heard of squeezing a wedge of lime into your beer. Now, adding some dill pickle juice to your brew could be the next craze. Stir 1/8 cup dill pickle liquid into 12 ounces of your favorite beer and garnish with a pickle spear or baby dill."

unlikely.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

Clamato is a popular mixer for mass-market American and Canadian beer. It is also used as a base for the alcoholic Bloody Caesar, a vodka cocktail invented in 1969 when bartender Walter Chell was challenged to create a new cocktail to celebrate the opening of Marco's, the new restaurant at the Westin Hotel in Calgary, Alberta. The Bloody Caesar is commonly regarded as the national cocktail of Canada. While the original Caesar, invented the year Duffy-Mott introduced Clamato, was made with tomato juice and mashed clams, Clamato (properly referred to as "Mott's Clamato" in Canada) is now the common base for the drink. The Caesar has become so popular that Mott's now markets multiple varieties of pre-mixed Caesars in 341 ml (12-ounce) bottles. The Bloody Caesar is Canada's most popular cocktail, with over 250 million selling every year. 82% of the Caesar-drinking households in Canada use Mott's Clamato as the base.

Wow, Canada, you are wicked gross!

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

Bloody Caesar rules, ok?

― G00blar, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

i fear drinking powdered mollusk.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

What do you think Dr Pepper's made from?

― G00blar, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

on saturday morning i had a drink that was two parts beer, one part campbell's condensed tomato soup, one part water.

it was tasty!

― gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

i had been looking around for fake blood recipes for kickball purposes. this could obviously be improved:

THE AUNT FLO (shot)

vanilla vodka
cream
cocoa powder (blended in to deepen color & opacity)
red food coloring (plenty)
blue food dye (1 drop)

serve in a "keeper":
http://www.keeper.com/index_files/page12_5.gif

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

And you think Canadians are gross!

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

THE AUNT FLO (shot)

vanilla vodka
cream
cocoa powder (blended in to deepen color & opacity)
~~red food coloring~~ grenadine (plenty)
blue food dye (1 drop)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

aha!

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

You write that as if you've already been experimenting with that one.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

i'm really not a mixed drink sorta guy -- but this thread has awakened a strange, primal thirst for boozy pantry game shenanigans

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, I love the fact that you are making fake blood for kickball purposes.

Homemade Blood Pack

Fake Blood
Condom
Cardboard
Duct tape
Black Cat firecracker

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

It's a stunt shot!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

"for kickball purposes"

Where were you people when I needed to get out of Mr. T4ff3's gym class anyway.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

I'm on a team in the Providence Kickball League -- which is more of an excuse to engage in public drinking and over-the-top theatrical nonsense than any sort of athletic contest. My team is named ZOMBOREE. We dress as zombies. Fake blood is essential to this endeavor.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

That is hilarious!

It is too bad this does not happen closer to MN. I have a friend who is just terrified of zombies and I would so love to drive her past a game of "zombies" playing kickball. Please tell me that there are photos somewhere I could show her.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/71/170106342_532c91cdef.jpg?v=0

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkRCfNPcDdQ

Here's a clip of one of the better [read: more bloody] games. Unfortunately, I was not there that day. :(

And here's some pics from a game @ my flickr:

http://flickr.com/photos/eo2/sets/72157594170121770/

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

omg, i should totally start a kickball league this summer

― gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

Also, here is me, undead:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/243510747_1911b58618.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you thank you thank you - that is just perfect. AWESOME!

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

I think you guys should try a few homemade squibs. How cool would it be for the pitcher's heart to explode on the field? Too cool, that's how cool.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

This is what happens when your friends are all horror movie geeks.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

Fluffy, I agree! I'm going all out this season -- it's not about winning, it's about entertainment.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

But to bring us back to topic, I think we need a zombie-themed drink!

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

it should be brain-related, with gummy worms in it

― gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

You could call it "the Romero." And when you drink it, you could chant, "braaaaaaaains..."

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Well, there's that "bloody brain" thing, but that seems too pedestrian for our needs.

http://www.bartime.de/cocktailbilder/Bloody-Brain_web.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

It could be a jello shot served in a human head. Sharpen those incisors, lol!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Which ones?

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Melon balls floating in gin and grenadine. Pop in a chuck of slim jim and call it the testicular cancer. I was originally going for eyeballs, but, you know, wherever the muse leads me.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

My google searching also turned that up as the "Abortion", BTW.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

What's in it?!?!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

I tip my hat to "The Testicular Cancer". Well played, sir, well played indeed.

This guy is a fucking pussy.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ugh, you guys.

There is, of course, the rum and fruit juice drink called "the Zombie," but I know how some of you feel about rum. You could base something on it, though.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Fire in the hole and the abortion look good, but the bloody tampon is for dilettantes. We're drinking that time of the month (made with beet juice) through a folded flank steak, and we're doing stunt-shots of the aunt flo out of squibs made out of condoms and black cats.

In theory.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

Elk Spit: Vodka, jagermeister, splash of soda, served in a pint glass w/out ice.
Zombie: Everything you can grab from the "condiments" section of the fridge door, combined with vodka, and some tomato juice. In a pint glass. No ice.
Straws will be accepted. Excessive use of straws is NOT within the rules. GO!

― aimurchie, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Sara, I don't like rum, but considering the undertaking we've set out on here, rum is likely to be the least of our troubles.

Intrigued by "The Condizombie."

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://flakmag.com/rejected/images/zombiejustice.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

GONORRHEA AND I'M NEVER COMIN' BACK:

4 PARTS TEQUILA
2 PARTS LEMON JUICE
2 PARTS SOUR CHERRY JUICE
1 PACKET "RED HOTS" CANDY

TO BE SERVED OUT OF "UTERUS" SHAPED "BEER HAT" WITH FALLOPIAN TUBES

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

YOU, SIR, ARE OUR MUSE.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

don't have the hat though. Can we just drink the shot through a silly straw?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, put the glass in front of someone's crotch though.

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

FAIR ENOUGH.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

are the red hots crushed or whole?

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

HANDICAPPED KID IN A HOCKEY HELMET

1 XL CHERRY SLURPEE
EMPTY HALF
REPLACE EMPTY HALF WITH RUM OR TEQUILA OF YOUR CHOICE
AND CRUSHED UP SOUR SKITTLES

GET THE BIG STRAW AND BE CAREFUL NOT TO CHOKE

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

they should be crushed enough so that you won't choke

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

The PERFECT STRANGERS 2.16 "TUX FOR TWO":

blend in blender while singing refrain from Perfect Strangers theme song:

2 scoops orange sherbet
6 shots triple sec
2 shots creme de cacao
1/2 cup half & half
handful of NERDS candy

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

I think you should base something around the cherry Mr. Misties at the Dairy Queen, too.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

Any DQ Cold Treat® + kahlua = beverage gold. Proven by science.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait except those berry things, ugh, I just grossed myself out.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

God I'm starving right now. (berry things?)

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

inspired by LUNCH:

3 oz. raw tuna steak
3 oz. sake
1 oz. soy sauce
wasabi to taste

blend until smooth.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Fire Eater

cube of tofu or marshmallow
bacardi 151
shish kabob stick
matches

good luck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

I think you should stick with the marshmallows in this case...

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, wait, no. 151-infused pineapple. Nummy.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

drunk fruits are fun! (i am a happy drunk)

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Dead Pockets:

2 part vodka
1 part Jager
pour into a hot pocket(any kind) with just enough filling squeezed out.
Eat.

― Windy G Moisture, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, wait, no. 151-infused pineapple. Nummy.

And strawberries. Don't forget strawberries with the pineapple. (Hmmm... and coconut? Coconut juice? Coconut rum...???)

You know I'm thinking now that you should also make some kind of dark chocolate fondue with this. You could add extra liqueur to the fondue, probably...

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

Any DQ Cold Treat® + kahlua = beverage gold. Proven by science.

nickalicious on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 12:01 PM (1 hour ago)

as a former DQ employee I'll vouch for any Mr. Misty + vodka as being the bomb too, but i dunno if they still have Misty

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

It's called a Misty freeze.

― Windy G Moisture, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

that sounds like a porn star

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

...meets DC COMICS SUPERVILLAIN.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

Yes.
that's one of the reasons I laughed at the change.

Corporations are lame.

― Windy G Moisture, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

(( ok, just ordered zombification supplies, i'm really fucking amped about this -- and kickball season doesn't even start until June! though I suppose it won't hurt to get some practice in for the make-up application, which can get really complex. perhaps i should start a new zombie thread? ))

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

???

― Windy G Moisture, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

read the fucking thread, etc

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

... I don't know why the skipped messages fold occurs in the middle of the thread, as opposed to the top... another benefit of nu-ilx

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

Was it really neccesary to be that rude?

― Windy G Moisture, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

IF THIS DEGENERATES INTO FIGHTING, I WILL NEVER POST PICTURES OF MYSELF BEING PUNISHED WITH BOOZE AGAIN.

in other words, shut it.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

windy -- it wasn't necessary, no. sorry!

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

also, i don't really know who you are? nu-ilx login names confuse me.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know who you are either.
Let's find out over time.

― Windy G Moisture, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

HUGGLES!

Now, someone give me something amusing to drink with shitty scotch, because my roommate hasn't found my secret hidden stash yet, and has probably already decimated my beer supply.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

3 parts scotch
1 part Kaluhua

I call it "The Shitty Scotch".

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

Mix it with haggis and strain it through flannel.

― Windy G Moisture, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think that's necessary.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

2 parts shitty scotch
1 part galliano
1 part butterscotch schnapps

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

garnish with a werther's original

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

Problem is, all the other alcohol I had in the house has already been consumed by the aforementioned roommate, and I don't have time after work to get to the liquor store (oh yeah, lets give out a big fuck you to 8PM Minnesota closing times, while we're at it.) So it either needs to be a mixer of the convenience store variety, or I need to mix shitty scotch with more shitty scotch.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

John, you know I've always been a big fan of shitty scotch, but you could call a certain girlfriend who would most likely pick up beer for you if you asked.

(I happen to be said girlfriend, BTW. don't let the name change fool you)

― Caledonia, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

HAH! exposed.

We could just drink shitty scotch then, and call it a day.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Good luck guys. (BTW. MN law does not say that liquor stores have to close at 8. I'm pretty sure H.O.W. is still open until at least 9 on weeknights - possibly 10. Not that this helps you, I'm just sayin', don't blame the state. Maybe a local ordinance, though.)

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

(You can blame the state for the ridiculous "can't be open on Sunday" thing, of course.)

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, it's a local ordinance deal. But really, 10 PM? Sundays closed? WTF?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

Over here in RI, we only got liquor stores open on Sundays as recently as a year or so ago, I think! A real pain in the ass, also led to lots of folks driving dangerously drunk to the liquor store on Saturday nights before closing.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

It drives my father absolutely crazy to see business on Sundays - and especially holidays that land on Sundays - be heading to Wisconsin. On the other hand, the man's a workaholic and I think if he didn't have a day off forced on him once a week, he'd probably already be dead.

At any rate, the laws are old and there's really no good reason for them; they aren't laws that could be made today. Getting rid of an old law that has stood for a long time is harder.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

Getting ~~rid of an old law that has stood for a long time~~ the DT's on Sunday is harder.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

Yet another reason that forethought and planning is so important.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

Beer (you know, the fancy kind available in bottles and 12 packs) of unknown nature is being obtained as we speak. If it is a pale ale, and the scotch is intolerable enough, I will drink:

THE HOPSCOTCH

1 part hoppy beer
1 part shitty scotch
(mixture to be fine tuned as required)

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

It sounds impressively awful. Hooray!

Thanks to Caledonia, the experiment continues...

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

boilermakers & their variants are perfectly awesome, yay

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

1 part beer
1 part shitty scotch
1 part lemon juice

This is called the Ugh Gross.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

I could see hopscotch being tasty actually and catching on, that's a great name.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

It would have to be a really skunky beer though like bottled Heine, to offset the band-aid taste of the scotch.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

Should I use the remaining cans of black label I hid in my sock drawer for yours, then?

― John Justen, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

So sad that I'm not making that up.

Also, that was an xpost to HI DERE.

― John Justen, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

You can do that only if you wire me some money.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

Now I have to go somewhere and buy lemon juice.

― John Justen, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

What's this extortion crap all about?

― John Justen, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

Six months into this project, you're going to have the weirdest assortment of half-used beverages and food products ever.

We always have lemon juice on hand, come to think of it. But I can't figure out why!

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

What's this extortion crap all about?

I'm thinking that was a direct result of the allusion to your sock drawer. Just a guess.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I see, you're confusing Johnnie Walker Black Label (which I don't own) with canned Carling Black Label beer, which is what I'm talking about.

― John Justen, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

John, have you checked yr Myspace profile lately...?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

UH.

Why? Did P3rry post a picture of himself drinking out of my sock drawer?

― John Justen, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

No but he did post asking you for money; I figured if you were passing out cash, I wanted in.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

(It was a C- humor attempt, I admit)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

I wish I had a sock drawer right now.

― Windy G Moisture, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

So, how was the Ugh Gross?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

Ulver:
2parts Jager
1part whatever looks most like blood you have nearby
1part of something Sparkling
drink from a wine glass or brandy snifter in a fur coat

― Windy G Moisture, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

If the Ugh Gross was not ugh gross, you didn't make it correctly.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Both drinks delayed by lack of ingredients (beer purchased was PBR, no lemon juice.) I can report that the Scotch on it's own tastes like cheap steak with a cigarette stubbed out in it. Laced with ether.

I'll get lemon juice tonight (apparently not readily available at Superamerica, where I do the majority of my grocery shopping.)

― John Justen, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

I can report that the Scotch on it's own tastes like cheap steak with a cigarette stubbed out in it. Laced with ether.

Sounds like it's crying out for tobasco sauce.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

and blue gatorade

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't everything?

― John Justen, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, maybe this is another use for that golden pickle sports drink. Don't forget; it has electrolytes and everything.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

The amazing thing about the shitty scotch is how long the aftertaste just lingered . . . and that, instead of that warming sensation which usually accompanies scotch, there was this chemically burn.

I would say that in the case of good scotch v. shitty scotch the Warm v. Burn of the drink was the equivalent of Smoke v. Liquid Smoke. (wait, what?)

Actually, that shitty scotch would go quite well with the shitty sausage (liquid smoke!), shitty cheese, and shitty crackers found in those shitty holiday food packages.

― Caledonia, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

That sounds like the perfect idea for a post-holiday theme party.

(I might be puzzling over your analogy for the next week, however.)

― Sara R-C, Friday, 9 March 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

DEVELOPING...

― John Justen, Saturday, 10 March 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

Since when did you turn into Matt Drudge?

I was trying to think of something you could do with Mountain Dew, but couldn't imagine what you could add to that. Well, other than tobasco sauce and/or rum, of course. I'll have to give it more consideration.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 10 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

Before VodkaRedBull, there was VodkaMountainDew!

― HI DERE, Saturday, 10 March 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Mountain Dew + Midouri + Berry Vodka + Sour Mix?

― elmo argonaut, Saturday, 10 March 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Elmo you are way too fucking good at this.

― HI DERE, Saturday, 10 March 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

You could call it "The Dungeon Master's Girlfriend"

― elmo argonaut, Saturday, 10 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know what's wrong with me, but that almost sounds good right now. And I love the name!

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 10 March 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

Tonight's the night. Round two. I don't want to spoil any surprises, but I can guarantee the presence of at least two drink ingredients.

1) 151
2) Meat.

See you in a few hours.

― John Justen, Saturday, 10 March 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

This thread = performance art.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 11 March 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

FIRST UP: THE DILLDOZER.

We realized partway through that club soda + shaker was a stupid idea, so we 86'ed it for now. Fascinating color, smells scary.

― John Justen, Sunday, 11 March 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

Reaction quote from participant #3 - "It tastes like throw-up."

LOOKING GOOD!

― John Justen, Sunday, 11 March 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

can't wait.

― strgn, Sunday, 11 March 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0515.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0516.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0517.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0518.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0519.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha she looks so concerned

― strgn, Sunday, 11 March 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

omg that color is really alarming.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 11 March 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

FLAMING PINEAPPLE

Pineapple infused with Bacardi 151.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0524.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0522.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0523.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

It's knocked you akilter!

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 11 March 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

Next, a heavy flow of "THAT TIME OF THE MONTH"

Necessity requires that we sub Grenadine, Maraschino Cherry Syrup, and plain vodka for Chambord. WAHT?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

What conversion chart are you people working from?

Everyone gets Chambord from me for Xmas this year.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 11 March 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

We had leftover "That Time of The Month", so our guest mixologist, Nyssa, mixed it with Baileys, and my brother, Jon, christened it, "The Bloody Stool".

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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

I have saved that last image as "bleh.jpg'

― Windy G Moisture, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

Oh that's your brother, FB!

The reaction shots are beyond priceless.

(This has made my Saturday night studying far more entertaining, btw, so thanks to all of you.)

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

is the point of the game to vomit? i haven't read thread

This mini cuisinart is pretty awesome, we pretty much use it on a nightly basis.

TOMBOT on Friday, March 2, 2007 1:20 PM (1 week ago)

i have that, its gr8

― am0n, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

John turns the "Bloody Stool" into a beer bomb. We call it the "Loose Bloody Stool". John is not happy. We laugh. We laugh long. We laugh at John.

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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

OOPSIE
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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

Dudes, I humbly request in next week. I'm leaving the country after that, yo.

― Windy G Moisture, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

Nipsy Russell round. For STRENGTH!

No pictures needed.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

We did another Nipsy Russel--a favorite. We did not blend in ice this time. I recommend blending with ice. 3 out of five of our merry gang have the hiccups. Ouch.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

I truly hope you can all sleep in tomorrow morning. Seriously.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

you guys basically win.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

Aunt Flo,

You are timely, as always. Tonight, we all surge forward into womanhood.

Love,
Us.

P.S. You smell a bit like Christmas follies. That's awesome.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:49 (eighteen years ago)

YESSS

― elmo argonaut, Sunday, 11 March 2007 07:09 (eighteen years ago)

psycho suzi's cup

― Dan I., Sunday, 11 March 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

ha, maybe not. I want the tall green one they have there though

― Dan I., Sunday, 11 March 2007 07:28 (eighteen years ago)

That time of the month looks really good!

― Dan I., Sunday, 11 March 2007 07:32 (eighteen years ago)

Soon, we will post the meat shot pics.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 11 March 2007 07:43 (eighteen years ago)

omg ROFFLE

― HI DERE, Sunday, 11 March 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

WE WILL DRINK THIS WHEN WE GET BACK:
Green Ball:
1 part Absinthe
1 part 'Cocaine.'

― Windy G Moisture, Sunday, 11 March 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

when I

― Windy G Moisture, Sunday, 11 March 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

OH JESUS FUCK YOU ALL.

― John Justen, Sunday, 11 March 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, you're still alive!

(Uh, hope that's true of everyone).

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 11 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

I am really eager to see photos of you guys funnelling drinks with a folded flank-steak once you recover.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

I'll provide more detailed comment later, but my roommate and I just got cut off at a bar called "The Happy Gnome". I have no idea how to react to this. I've got nothing for you, but these pictures from last night. Unfortunately, elmo, we did not drink the wonderful "That Time of the Month" from a folded flank steak. I ate a flaming cube of SPAM infused with Bacardi 151, and John did a shot of 151 infused with SPAM. He chose poorly and attempted to dilute the SPAM rum with, well you'll see, some pretty interesting ingredients.

First, the flaming SPAM:

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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

That final shot is amazing.
It looks like he's about to release the "Lemme alone" grunt.

― Windy G Moisture, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

I think the line between bravery and insanity has been definitively crossed here. Not that that's a bad thing.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

That swelling feeling in my chest is either pride or disgust. NEXT LEVEL, GUYS. Way to go.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

So that last shot was:

SPAM infused rum
pickle juice
worcestershire cause
soy sauce
and... maraschino cherry syrup??

Up until that last ingredient, the recipie was making some sort of perverse, salty SENSE. But no... oh no. OH NO. Fuck. Cherry juice. You poor bastard.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

"Recipe". I never spell that one right.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

Cherry juice was a suggestion from an onlooker, and I am sort of pliable when drunk.

CHERRY JUICE? AWESOME! PAINT THINNER? OH FUCK YEAH! WHY'S IT SO DARK IN HERE?

― John Justen, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

This bears re-posting:

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― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

I am sort of pliable when drunk.

Looking forward to future suggestions from the peanut gallery, such as, "John, why don't you try to do a front hand spring on the lawn?!," etc.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

John, who ever told you to add the cherry juice? Having taken all of the photos that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are the worst mixologist ever, all I remember is discouraging you from your . . . umm . . . interesting (?) choices.

Good times, though. Very good times.

PS I really fuckin' hate beets.

― Caledonia, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Nice photos again, btw. And you're a better person than me if you tried the drink with the beet juice in it and you already hated beets. Blargh.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

"John, why don't you bounce an air conditioner off of your head?"

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

I think he bounced on off his arm last summer; this would just be the next logical step.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

(That being said, you might want to draw the line before you get to concussions. I'm just sayin'.)

― Sara R-C, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

Apparantly John is both pliable and hallucinatory when drunk...

― Windy G Moisture, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Peanut Butter Jelly Time:
1 part 151
Stir in 1 part slightly heated NATURAL Peanut Butter.
Pour over a hot spoon into 2 parts Mogen David.
Chase with toast.

― Windy G Moisture, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

frangelico + amaretto + chambord would be a lot more palateable, but I don't suppose that's the object of this ongoing exercise

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

I used a ton of natural peanut butter onsome toast yesterday and as I was...drinking it it just came to me.

― Windy G Moisture, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

The "Dirty Rollie Fingers"
invented at the Douglass House Saloon, New Year's Eve 1999

1pt vodka
1pt pickled egg brine

Tabasco to taste, pickled jalapeno garnish.

Finding pickled egg brine might be a pain?

― dan m, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

OH SHIT!
John, your FATHER(and associates) invented this next one!!!

Banana Bourbles!
Smash a banana in a glass.
Add bourbon.
Smoosh more.
The End.

Apparantly it's what happens when your run out of mixers and run out of pineapples on Kawai.
Fortunately you don't have to go wild boar hunting the next day. Why haven't you started a book?
I'll take to recording this shit in secret for a cut of the profits.

― Windy G Moisture, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 07:10 (eighteen years ago)

frangelico + amaretto + chambord would be a lot more palateable, but I don't suppose that's the object of this ongoing exercise

elmo argonaut on Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:33 (12 hours ago)

Actually, I think that's probably not a bad idea. Obviously, most of these are stunt drinks, but the beet shot was pretty good. We could, in theory, come up with new gourmet drinks. I think I'm going to continue experimenting with a few of these, and by that I don't mean SPAM-infused 151.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

Finding pickled egg brine might be a pain?

Have you ever been to a dive with a huge jar of pickled eggs behind the bar? They always looked so menacing, like blank preserved eyes, bobbing in their brine, and they probably induce the most toxic farts. Egads.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

may this thread never die

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

but the beet shot was pretty good

Dude, I don't even dislike beets and I thought that looked disgusting. Admittedly, I would have taken it over anything involved SPAM...

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

i am agog

― gff, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Beets are the new tangelo.

― Fluffy Bear, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Nothing replaces the tangelo on my watch, Fluffy Bear. NOTHING.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

How do you keep the tangelo balanced on your watch as you move around? Thumbtacks?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

Superglue works best, I find.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Sara, they have lithium batteries now. You don't need citrus fruit to power your watch.

http://website.lineone.net/~antcom2000/learningzone/lemon.gif

― Fluffy Bear, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

Lithium batteries don't double as a delicious snack in an emergency, though.

I suppose you'll call me a luddite now.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

WATCH-EATER

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

Life is so difficult when you're just a bit old-fasioned.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

1/2 [tangelo] slice
1 teaspoon sugar
2 dashes bitters
2 shots whiskey
copper and zinc poles wired to watch

― Fluffy Bear, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

NOT ENOUGH TANGELO

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

That was a watch-eater's old fashioned, not a tipsy tangelo.

― Fluffy Bear, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Q: What is D'Angelo's favorite fruit?
A: The T'angelo!

(*sigh*)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

This is the part where I sigh loudly and roll my eyes. So just fill that in in your minds.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

I was considering making a "National Lampoon's Vacation"/Beverly D'Angelo joke too. Good thing I didn't!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha ha, wildly appropriate since my father always referred to our family as "the Griswolds" every time we got into the car.

(Oh wait, I meant to turn on my heel and stomp away. Whoops!)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

THE GRISWOLD

2 pts vodka
1 pt carrot juice
1 tsp butter

Sprinkle with nutmeg and cinnamon. Serve warm.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Equal parts:

Bailey's
Kaluhua
Frangelico
Grand Marnier
Goldschlaeger
Jaegermeister
tequila
Midori

Serve over ice.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

That would be vastly improved with a slice of tangelo, obv.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, xpost, dammit.

Although...

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

THE PARENT TRAP

Equal parts:

Port
Seltzer water

Serve with fruit.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

Union Station Brewery in Providence has a really great (also strong) red ale called the Rusty Griswold.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

fruit = tangelos, obv.

Oh, and maybe a kiwi or something.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/39/77924849_5a3ca67b95.jpg

Chase with Rolling Rock.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'd be willing to make a road trip to see you drink *that.*

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

Bring a blender and a crazy straw!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jhn.se/images/kiwi.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

Bring a blender and a crazy straw!

Always the first things that I pack for any trip.

Elmo, that is really disturbing. Especially since #4 looks so appealing.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

I believe I first found that image during some discussion about the "grocery groin" phenomenon, ergo, it's a classic.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

"grocery groin...?"

You know, maybe I don't want to know.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

DEAR SEARCH ENGINE, I HATE YOU

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

"grocery groin" is a rumpie coinage, iirc

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

JUST NOT LOOKING.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

vine ripened

― Sock Puppet, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

I AM NOT DOING A WARM SHOT WITH BUTTER.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

That's where you draw the line?!

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'll do the warm shot with butter. Because I'm not a lame pussy.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

I think I'll finally get around to "The Hopscotch" later today, out of boredom.

Also, due to St. Patricks day this weekend, we probably won't have another installment of this series until next weekend. Although I suppose we could do some of the more "standard" (read: meat-free) ones in bars, if we had an understanding and patient bartender with a cruel streak.

FB, are we still on for Luce tomorrow? And do they have booze, or just beer and wine?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

In honor ot St. Patrick's Day, Irish-descended people should begin dying all of their drinks green, regardless of butter content. Or just drink green drinks.

(Actually, I'm going to make some green cupcakes with Bailey's Irish cream in the icing. This is going to be way better than the year that A. dyed the white sandwich bread green.)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Speaking as a genuine Irisher-type, if anyone ever serves me a green drink on St. Patrick's Day, I will fucking shiv them.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

if anyone ever serves me a green drink on St. Patrick's Day, I will fucking ~~shiv~~ shillelagh them

fixed

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

haha god that kiwi pic, still kills me

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

lol at Griswold reaction

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

It's only 1 teaspoon of butter! Seriously, that seems less horrible than SPAM. Maybe it's just me.

John, I see your temper is still... well, I won't go there.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

Why I responded to the Griswold like that and not the beet shot poured through a flank steak, I can not explain. It just was. I just ate, an I am full. That might have something to do with it

(At first I read that as "lol at the Griswold decision", and I was like damn, I didn't know Dan was anti-choice.)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

John you feeb, green drinks are awesome.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

They can be green because they have green stuff in them, but green food coloring in your Miller Lite = YOU FUCKING DIE.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

what about lobster-infused rum? that might be marginally better with melted butter.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't there butter in hot-buttered rum?

John does not object to grasshoppers or anything else with green creme de menthe. How to combine with butter, though. I'll leave it for better minds than mine.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

something about a warm, buttery shot...

ON THE HALF SHELL

1 part clam broth
1 part vodka
1 pat butter

serve warm

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

They can be green because they have green stuff in them, but green food coloring in your Miller Lite = YOU FUCKING DIE.

Dude, that is totally because of the Miller Lite and not because of the green food coloring! Miller Lite of any color = BOOT TO THE HEAD

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

something about a warm, buttery shot...

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

2 parts rum
1 vagina

Pour the rum into the vagina. Garnish with orange twist.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

(I DARE YOU TO POST PICTURES)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

I DARE YOU TO TRY AND PUT RUM AND ORANGE PEEL IN YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

You don't know my life.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

"Hi honey, I'm home. What? Oh sure. Just let me hang up my hat and set down my briefcase, and then I'll get the rum." *sighs*

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

Not that flexible, also do not have vagina.

FB might be able to pull it off after a vigorous stretching regimen, though.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

I DARE YOU TO TRY AND PUT RUM AND ORANGE PEEL IN YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA

double dog dare

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

from yeast infection to divorce court in one fell swoop...

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

If I'm limber enough, you'll have a vagina? I don't want to know what that means.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

um, multiple xpost.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

i have done this

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

dan's dick smelled lovely all day.

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

what, exactly, is being stretched?

uh.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

IS THIS NO XPOST ALERT HEAVEN OR HELL

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

dan's dick smelled lovely all day.

strongohulkington on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 3:44 PM (34 seconds ago)

Well NOW we know you're lying.

xpost i'm sure fuck off.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

With or without xpost alert, the phrase "dan's dick smelled lovely all day" is going to stand out.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

Hah. Now even my xpost doesn't make sense.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

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― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

What the fuck just happened there?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

What's really funny is that both the milkman and the newspaper boy god canned for boozing it up at work.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

I R EXPERIMENTIN WITH SHAPE POETRY.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, John; that is not your best effort at poetry.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, it's true, the milkman and the newspaper boy report directly to god.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

what's the line out at the bottom?

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

one lone pubic hair? (self-xpost)

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

or not. :(

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

FB, I want you to report the news to me from now on. Way more interesting than MSNBC (well, unless Zell Miller is guest-commenting).

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

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― gff, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

This thread has been assembled by William S. Burroughs.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

"dan's dick smelled lovely all day"
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― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

I've been drinking wine. Sorry.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

Is this how parents feel when their child scores the winning goal?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

It's a shame we can't use <pre> any longer

Remember that you can't use HTML tags - look below for formatting help!

No shit, fucker!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

I challenge you to find one thing on this thread that will express how parents feel when their child scores the winning goal.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

I am now moving on to the "John has Tuesdays off"

1 can warm PBR
2 shots shitty scotch

This could also be called the "Too lazy to leave the house"

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

NO SHIT, FUCKER

3 parts gin
2 parts lime juice
2 parts strawberry juice
1 part sweet vermouth

Serve with a floater of Pepto Bismol.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

(Dude did you ever get lemon juice?)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

NO SHIT? SERIOUSLY!

1 lb melted cheese
1 Sshot vodka

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

I challenge you to find one thing on this thread that will express how parents feel when their child scores the winning goal.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 4:00 PM (1 minute ago)

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0496.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

I will likely spend my entire trip to Japan looking for places to look at this thread.
That, and anticipating the Green Ball.

― Windy G Moisture, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

You should see a doctor about that, dude.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

Well it certainly isn't this.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0519.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

I challenge you to find one thing on this thread that will express how parents feel when their child scores the winning goal.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0507.jpg

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

I challenge you to find one thing on this thread that will express how parents feel when their child scores the winning goal.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/243510747_1911b58618.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

So that's three things so far!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

I was wrong.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

By the way, who will be the first celebrity guest ilxor to rise to the challenge and join us for one of these before we both die?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Well, Dan's been double-dog dared.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

I don't "do" vagina.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

OK, elmo gets to drink his "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME" out of a vagina puppet.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

I am the first person to string those words together in that order.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

lol vagina puppet

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, that's a lie. I can "do" vagina but there has to be cock, as well.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

That's one special "lady".

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

U.S. OUT OF MY DUDEROUS

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

re: bodyshots -- can I lick the salt of the cock and then shoot the tequila from the cooter? also, the lime has to go SOMEWHERE.

OH GOD SHUT ME UP I NEED TO GO HOME

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

U.S. OUT OF MY DUDEROUS

dying

― gff, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Not originally mine.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

don't ruin it! still dying

― gff, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, btw, elmo, you put the lime in the coconut...

mwah mwah mwaaaaaaaa...

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

can I lick the salt of the cock and then shoot the tequila from the cooter?

I don't even know how to respond to this. It's too awesome.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

(woah don't GIS "too much beauty" at work unless you and your workplace lick muscleboy cock)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

It's a cooter shooter.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

OMG is this what the Hastings thread is like? I'm thinking I might start reading those!

― G00blar, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

Pretty much, when things are going well.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

also, the lime has to go SOMEWHERE.

Finally, a use for the taint!

I really should just not post on this thread.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, btw, elmo, you put the lime in the coconut...

I will never listen to the Muppets the same way.

By the way, who will be the first celebrity guest ilxor to rise to the challenge and join us for one of these before we both die?

I want to see Dan or Ned participate. (Worth sneaking out of the house with a camera, probably.)

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

Back to business, guys.

"Bloody Nonsense"

2 parts hot salsa
1 part vodka

Blend until smooth. Garnish with a tortilla chip.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 19 March 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

Or we serve it up as shots in those scoop chips.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 19 March 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

It would make fewer dishes, true.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 19 March 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Or we could substitute agave for vodka, serve it with rose petals, and call it the Bloody Virgin of Guadalupe a.k.a the Hot Mama.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 19 March 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

Man do I wish you had been raised Catholic sometimes.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 19 March 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

The White Rabit
1 part sake
1 part club soda
1-2 parts calpico (to taste)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/432866337_59d85e618c.jpg?v=0

John and Subgenius and I enjoyed this cocktail this evening. Very refreshing. Subgenius (my roommate) put this together based on a drink he had years ago in Manhattan.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 25 March 2007 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

That looks like what I imagine Milk of Magnesia to look like.

What does calpico taste like? (I'm not a fan of sake.)

We had originally planned to have drinks tonight after we got home, but we were out too late. This weekend is insane.

But thanks for updating this thread and continuing your quest!

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 25 March 2007 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sisuphoto.com/drf/01.jpg

Reference: my post way upthread...

― dan m, Monday, 26 March 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

OMG, the lost Drunk Sea Scrolls

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 March 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

Can anybody recommend a bar in the cities that serves pickled eggs?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

I will ask my people.

― dan m, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

First guess: The Sunrise, at "like 48th and Chicago".

― dan m, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

For John
For FB

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha ha; I had forgotten about that. AWESOME.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.plasticandplush.com/plasticandplush/images/peary.jpg
I AM MIGHTY

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

Awwwwww... you're adorable!

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

Second guess: The Gopher Bar, downtown St. Paul.

(tangentially related: I have actually been to this place and it is awesome, pickled eggs or no.)

― dan m, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

FB, can I invite my little brother over for all the druken chemistry and fun?

― Caledonia, Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

SATURDAY, YOU CAN NOT ARRIVE SOON ENOUGH.

― John Justen, Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Of course, Caledonia.

dan m, thanks for the intel. I hope that some day soon I will have the opportunity to order a Dirty Rollyfingers.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

I'm doing another take home test this week and will therefore attempt to contribute another recipe.

"recipe"

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Alright, I'm reiterating my request for a drink recipe for "8080" or "Blood Diamonds", you fuckers.

― John Justen, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

I can't help you with those, but I think my next suggestion will be a little game.

Begin with a base of either tomato juice or chocolate milk. Tie a blindfold around the victim, er I mean drinker's eyes. Lead them to a table where several bottles of different types of booze have been arranged (while they are unable to see). Concoct a drink with a 1:1 ratio of the first three bottles they touch, plus either the chocolate milk or the tomato juice. It's up to you to decide whether or not they get to choose between the milk and the tomato juice.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

BLOOD DIAMONDS

3 parts champagne
1 part Chambord

Serve over crushed ice.

8080

2 parts 151 rum
1 part apple liquer
1 part cinnamon liquer

Shake with ice. Serve in martini glass

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Get thee to a liquor store.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

What is like Chambord, but costs less?

― John Justen, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Not trying to be an ingrate, but unless FB really wants to own chambord, I'm voting for:

3 - Parts Sparkling domestic lager
1 - part high-tensile booze
1 - part grenadine. Or blood. Something red, anyway.

as a blood diamonds alternative.

― John Justen, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Chambord is a raspberry liquer right? Perhaps for these purposes, you could use raspberry schnapps. NOT THE SAME THING, but at least it could save you from grenadine or blood. (Or wait, how about more cherry juice?)

Apparently there IS a cheaper version of Chambord, but neither of my parents could remember the name. I'm not calling them again about this today; I'm sure they're wondering what I'm up to.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

raspberry liqueur = framboise liqueur = liqueur de framboise Notes: This is great in champagne or on ice cream. Chambord is a popular brand. Don't confuse this with framboise, a raspberry brandy. Substitutes: crème de cassis OR orange liqueur OR raspberry extract (1 teaspoon raspberry extract = 2 tablespoons raspberry liqueur)

Crème de cassis is acceptable.

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

CSS (Cranberry Schnapps Schnapps)

2 parts cranberry juice
2 parts peach schnapps
2 parts apple schnapps

Serve in a sippy cup.

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

I can lend you sippy cups, if you promise to drink out of them. They have such cute little cartoon characters on them.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

TOTAL BRO

Rim a shot glass with sugar. Fill with bourbon. Shoot and headbutt your nearest friend.

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

OK, people keep this alive. John, help me decide what shots we will be doing by way of what ingredients we are willing to buy.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

Oh shit. There's cheap raspberry liquor out there. That means we have to redo That Time of the Month.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

John will not be required to have another loose bloody stool.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

It's good to know there is some mercy on this Earth.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Unfortunately, drinking this much means that the quality of my stool is not really up to us to decide.

― John Justen, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

I really don't want to think about this.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

BUT NOW YOU HAVE NO CHOICE HA!

― John Justen, Saturday, 31 March 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

Some philosophers have posited the fact that if you can imagine something, it must, by definition, exist in an infinite world universal scenario. The usual example is a pink unicorn.

APPLY TO THE CURRENT DISCUSSION AND ANSWER IN 5 PARAGRAPH ESSAY FORM IN THE SPACE PROVIDED BELOW:

― John Justen, Saturday, 31 March 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

For those wondering, I am now pre-drinking, but the main event has not yet started.

― John Justen, Saturday, 31 March 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

I spent most of today drinking and recording music! ROCK MUSIC ROCKS!

Speaking of which:

ROCK MUSIC

3 parts tequila
1 part grenadine
rock salt

Shake tequila and grenadine with ice. Sprinkle rock salt into a high ball glass and pour drink over it. Garnish with lime rind shavings.

― HI DERE, Saturday, 31 March 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

Do we have another recipe for 8080? I'm not picking up apple liquor and cinnamon liquor.

sorry ;_;

One can always try this at the bar.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

Some philosophers have posited the fact that if you can imagine something, it must, by definition, exist in an infinite world universal scenario. The usual example is a pink unicorn.

No essay from me, but you'll be happy to know I have a philosophy class to take next term. One of you philo degree people is going to pose as me and go to my classes, right?

I idiotically turned down two social invitations and now I'm helping my mom babysit for my sister's kids.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

It begins...
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0585.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0584.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

CSS (Cranberry Schnapps Schnapps)

2 parts cranberry juice
2 parts peach schnapps
2 parts ~~apple~~ raspberry schnapps

Serve in a ~~sippy~~ retro cup.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0586.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0587.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0588.jpg

Very tasty, like candy.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

I can't tell whether fat free chocolate milk would be more or less gross for this purpose.

Also, this is a great thread.

― 31g, Sunday, 1 April 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

BEARDS

― the sir weeze, Sunday, 1 April 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

Fat free milk is always the way to go; then you can take in more calories elsewhere.

I see John has decided on the classic Saddam Hussein look for spring.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

The Whelming (created by my landlord, Subgenius)

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0857.jpg

Wait, it needs something else...

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/DSCF0589.jpg

SHAID: made with cognac, vodka, & shadow fruit (premium liqueur).

Blend with ice.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0859.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0858.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

Those glasses reallly are retro!

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

THE PARENT TRAP

Equal parts:

Port
Seltzer water

Serve with fruit.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0861.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0862.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0863.jpg

Cheap port and frozen mixed berries = unpopular.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

Vodka infusions. ltr: ginger, kiwi, cucumber, kumquats, jalapeno, pineapple.

[Removed Illegal Image]

Conclusion: OK, but needs to sit longer. Too soon!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0864.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0865.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

(Pineapple)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

I so want to see you all get root cellars now.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

Also really loving the photo of group tasting The Parent Trap; everyone has the same expression like, "hmmmmmm.... gotta thing about this one..."

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

"...gotta THINK about this one..."

(apparently I need to think a little more tonight as well)

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

WE DONE A BUNH WHOLE OF SHORTS MORE POSTING LATER MY ROOM MATE IS A TOTAL DICK

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

Hi, this is Mike. I'm here with John, Kali, Mark, and Genevieve. And Jeff. We've been drinking a lot of fruit drinks. And water. Our judgment is good. We are smart. No one here -- except for Jeff, apparently -- needs to use all caps. Jeff appears to have had too much Gatorade. His judgment is questionable.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

Mike, I salute your bravery. And your ability to retain the ability to properly construct sentences.

Good work everybody.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

While I do not know your roommate well, I have always found him to be unfailingly charming and civilized. Of course I still adore you, FB; but I can admire someone else's grammar.

(Also it might be time for FB to go lie down. It's difficult to tell for sure from this distance.)

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

John has to go home. I am misunderestimated. Why do you people hate flare?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 06:38 (eighteen years ago)

"DRINKING WITH IAN": A+++++

― river wolf, Sunday, 1 April 2007 06:46 (eighteen years ago)

wait a minute, i thought that was just a shirt. it's a radio show??

― river wolf, Sunday, 1 April 2007 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

It's a cable tee-vee show.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

They say they're not afraid, but they are afraid...

"I want to throw up on your face or you're chest"
-Mike to Genevieve

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 07:00 (eighteen years ago)

The final shot of the night was the Kinda bored blah blah fuck you which I invented on the spot after being reassured bu Genevieve and Mike that they weren't "a bunch of motherfucking pussies."*

*pictures pending release by Genevieve.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

That's right. Bu.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 07:41 (eighteen years ago)

I am in this episode and 5 others: http://blip.tv/file/177532

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 1 April 2007 08:26 (eighteen years ago)

I'M ALIVE!

― John Justen, Sunday, 1 April 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

barely.

― John Justen, Sunday, 1 April 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Glad to hear at least one of you made it through the night.

Thanks to all for the long distance entertainment. Can't wait to see what other pictures get posted.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

(To be honest, I was not worried about anyone but FB. His later posts were quite entertaining, however.)

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

I just read this thread in its entirety.

i would have total bros with all this heroes.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

I'M ALIVE!

but how is your BEARD?!?!?

― the sir weeze, Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, by all means, let's focus on the important questions.

More grey hairs? Sudden onset of beard patchiness? Best to keep a close eye on these things.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 1 April 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Last night was strictly gin and tonic all night long. A good feeling.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

"Bloody Nonsense"

2 parts hot salsa
1 part ~~vodka~~ mezcal

Blend until smooth. Garnish with a tortilla chip.

The mezcal, featuring two sodden worms.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0867.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0866.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0869.jpg

The presentation.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0870.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0871.jpg

The response.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0873.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

Still catching up to Saturday night.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Salsa shot was PURE CRAP NO NO NO.

Although worse things were on the way.

If you look really carefully in the pictures to come, you can start to see the point where I start to slip away into the magical non-verbal fantasy world that lives inside all of us when we get really really stinko drunk.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

I am not going to apologize for the salsa shot; those expressions on your faces are comedy gold.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

BLOOD DIAMONDS

3 parts champagne
1 part ~~Chambord~~ raspberry liqueur

Serve over crushed ice.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0874.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0875.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0876.jpg

OK, we fucked this up. First, not enough ice--the glass should be half to three quarters full of crushed ice to live up to the name. Second, the cheap raspberry liqueur was not red enough, and we couldn't find the grenadine, so we added cranberry juice.

It tasted fine, but it was not Blood Diamonds.

We will have to do this again, properly.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

I can already see what John is talking about wrt facial expressions. Strangely, FB looks just like he always does.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/theeyes.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

The facial expressions after consuming Bloody Nonsense = priceless.

OF COURSE NOT QUITE AS PRICELESS AS THAT LAST PIC WOW

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously.

When are you going to move from photos to video footage?

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/BLOODDIAMONDS.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

guys!!!!!

i don't have anything to say but like guys!!!!! this is 8080 :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

there are not enough kudos in the world fluffy bear

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

John Justen is the Buddha of Blood Diamonds.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

this is all really really blood diamonds

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

dc dudes, we really do have to go ahead and do this now that they're drinking blood diamonds.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

John and FB finally become trendsetters.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

I want to make that picture into a Zazzle t-shirt.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

Dudes, use real Chambord and have grenadine on hand to experiment. Fill the glasses half full with ice. Note: it is easier to pour the champagne into the glass and then add the ice. The champagne will fizz when pored over ice.

BEARTRAP DC

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

i just looked at this for the first time in a few days and... there really are not enough eights and zeros in the world

― gff, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

my god. MY GOD. this thread. has turned out to be. beautiful and amazing.

it makes me never want to drink again but at the same time also call my friend who makes me drink weirdass drinks to the point of such wastedness that he's inventing shit like marmalade jam and vermouth with a dash of bonito flakes

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

wow, i didn't know ILE was still worth checking out!

i drank 2 enlisted men while reading through this thread.

all the talk of golden pickle juice reminds me of this drink i came up with called the Lazy Turtle.

1 Part Vodka
2 parts Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix
3 or 4 pickle juice ice cubes (i prefer to use juice from those single serving "spicy" pickles that you get from convenience stores)
allow cubes to melt some before drinking

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

Zazzle t-shirt ready and awaiting John's approval.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

The Lazy Turtle sounds tasty.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

ice goes in blender, cream eggs go in blender, vodka goes in blender, kahlua goes in blender, rum goes in blender

blender activate

pulse

pulse

pulse

blender deactivate

BUNNY'S RUIN comes out of blender

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:58 PM (7 minutes ago

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

BEARTRAP WOW it really does! Also it has all the things I like about Bloody Marys and none of the things I don't like, ie clots of horseradish to hurt me and get stuck in my teeth.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

you could put some cola in there too to really give the kids a push

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 1:59 PM (6 minutes ago)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha
that sounds good tho

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

i have completely missed this BEARTRAP meme

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

beartrap is the new xpost!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

ohhoaoah!

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

There should be an ILX meme conversion chart.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

I have been using SNAP because that's the sound a beartrap makes when it snags its prey.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

HO BEARTRAP, however, will never work.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

HOTRAP

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

HO TRAP

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

RAPT HO

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Or HOT RAP.

(FB, I think Dan made it work. AGAINST ALL ODDS.)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

I also really want it to spell out RAPTOR, but it doesn't quite work.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

PRO-HAT

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

RAT PHO ew

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

PA THOR?

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

TAR HOP

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

POT RAP

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, no, that doesn't work.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

-10 points

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

*sobs*

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

As introduced up-thread:

The White Rabbit
1 part sake
1 part club soda
1-2 parts Calpico* (to taste)

Some of us enjoyed The Pink Rabbit (with peach Calpico*)

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calpis

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/whiterabbit.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0882-1.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0883-1.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0884-1.jpg

An amazingly refreshing drink, even for those who are not fond of sake. Two thumbs up!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

ok i have to try that one too

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

The insouciant head-tossing! A+++

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Extremely awesome.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS CHECK THE DC THREAD FOR THE T-SHIRT DESIGN

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

We return to Mike's flight of home-made vodka infusions.

ltr: ginger, kiwi, cucumber, kumquats, habañero (previously mislabeled as jalapeño), pineapple.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0864.jpg

We already tried the pineapple infusion. In the following picture, Mike is feeding John a tablespoon of habañero-infused vodka.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0877.jpg

Mike and John both suffered from hiccups.

Mike feeds John a tablespoon of habanero-infused vodka.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

oh dudes brian fed us all shots of habanero-infused vodka without telling us first what it was last week or two weeks ago or something. it was intense.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

a) it was serrano-infused
b) it's not like you couldn't smell it a mile off, the contents were not a mystery!

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

none of us could figure it out, keep in mind you gave these shots to three smokers!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not complaining btw, i said it was "intense"!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

I have plenty left, we have to convert it to asparagus bloody marys.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

YES that is the best idea anyone's had all day actually.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

I was about to say, that sounds like it would rule in a bloody mary. goddammit, I need a bloody mary with pickled asparagus before this day is over. I've been thinking about them all day.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

The last time Mike made this infusion, he used dried, crystallized habanero. Mark punched me when I fed him a quarter-shot. John almost stopped speaking to us.

They were not joking. They were seriously aggravated.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

I so want to send my friend Curt to one of your drinking experiment parties. But without explaining what is going on. He's always putting weird stuff in drinks without warning people. Also, he mixes really strong drinks. I would really enjoy the pictures of that.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

TSHIRT OK.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

Tuesdays will now be known as "free drinks at the crappy bar in the afternoon day because the waitress finds me amusing day."

THIS IS NOT AN OPTION, BUT A RULE.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

UH.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

haha John

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

ok i request you drink aztec chocolate. this consists of at least 1 pt goldschlager + 1 pt chocolate liqueur + 2 pts chocolate milk.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

you can use some other cinnamon schnapps if you must but you won't have the gold flecks. this drink should also contain a shake of cayenne powder.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

I still have pics to upload and post from last episode. here is a teaser.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0888.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

BLOOD DIAMONDS

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Aztec chocolate actually sounds...well no probably not good.

bacontrap

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

you should also give the drink to an otter and take a picture outside of an ancient aztec temple

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

we drank the blood diamonds in dc! the verdict was that it was better if you replaced the champagne-type-beverage with aquavit btw.

beartrap, in an ideal world that would occur yes ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

roadtrip!

We will, of course, drink it. No fear.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

I CAN'T WAIT :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

Also, would you be so kind as to post a couple DC blood diamonds pics? What was your best working recipe?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

I think maybe it's dependant upon the champagne? Like maybe if you'd used prosecco instead that would have worked better? (Or something not quite as powerful as Chambord?)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/450934591_2cd5036db0.jpg
creating the blood diamonds (first time around we used raspberry/cassis puree instead of chambord)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/450934597_aaef5e793f.jpg
readying up to drink the blood diamonds

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/450934609_849c57bc9c.jpg
the face melting taste session

(i didn't get many pictures because i think no one wanted their picture taken, sadly)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

and of course thank you again to I DIED for making this all possible for the dc thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

is that a BOX FORT?

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to photo of John with Bacardi bottle: NICE BLINDFOLD!

I have two half-formed ideas for drinks, but when I mentioned one of them to my husband, he told me I was mean. He's so soft-hearted.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 9 April 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

Triple V

2 ounces of vodka
splash of vinegar of your choice (plain vinegar, apple cider vinegar, fancy infused vinegar, whatever)

Chase with a vitamin E capsule for antioxidant goodness, or vitamin C if you think you might be coming down with a cold.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, FB, do you think we can make any of these happen at bar trivia tonight?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

BALSAMIC VINEGAR

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

Perfect, especially since the idea for Triple V originally started with me contemplating using salad dressing as a drink ingredient.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

I think we can. Let's pick some.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

chipotle ranch in a highball glass

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

We did the 8080 with Ian tonight. Mixed by the bartender at Pizza Luce. Tasted like apple pie. Very ripe apple pie. Ian said it was unnaturally wet. It was somehow exceedingly wet, like a chemical created by beings that had only read about water. Like a slime mold that excreted an apple pie oil as a defense against predators.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 06:39 (eighteen years ago)

So basically YUM?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

It had yummy qualities, but these were not it's only qualities.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

fuck an apostrophe on a possessive shit fuck

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

His other response was that it tasted like "The juice from an apple pie filtered through a potted plant."

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

Which was terribly accurate.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

TS: drinking through an aloe plant vs. drinking through a fern

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

I can't find the 8080/Blood Diamond recipes! Is there a seperate thread for the recipes that I'm too mental to find?

― Will M., Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

They are in the morass of hidden messages in this thread.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

I spent about half an hour searching through the entire thread a couple of times to find the 8080 recipe yesterday before giving it up as a bad job. (Yes, I will waste time if given the chance.)

Even if the whole thread is loaded, there's a lot to go through and it's easy to miss the one thing you're trying to find...

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

8080

2 parts rum
1 part apple liquer
1 part cinnamon liquer

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

Filter through freshly tamped potting soil that a cat has peed on to taste.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you, FB!

John, ugh ugh ugh.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

It wasn't that bad, but it was unsettling.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

It, plus all the other shit we drank is doing a good job of making my morning/afternoon unsettling.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

wait the 8080 is that thing Ally makes during christmas season every year.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

Jeez, John, I thought you'd be used to that by now.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

Did anyone actually check my math on the bar tab? I awoke with a sinking curiosity about whether we actually paid the nice lady or not.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

wait the 8080 is that thing Ally makes during christmas season every year.

???!!! It sounded more like a spring drink to me, but that was likely due to the talk about plants.

John, calculators are not that expensive, BUY ONE and spare yourself worry.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

It was conceived to taste like an apple pie in honor of the Whiskey Apple Pie I created earlier upthread.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

(Also the rum may be what is skewing the taste; you could try it with vodka instead.)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

For some reason that makes me think you should be required to serve it on President's Day. Imbibers should be forced to sing Yankee Doodle Dandy at least twice.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

John, we overpaid, mostly because I was adamant that the 18% gratuity was not enough when clearly it was. Actually, some of us overpaid. Some of us didn't pay anything at all. Ahem. Cough. Cough.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

revive for SoCo recipes!

Orange Warthog

3 tsp Kool-Aid® Orange mix
3 1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
12 oz Coca-Cola®

Add kool-aid powder (sweetened), southern comfort and coke to an ice-filled hurricane glass. Stir well, and serve.

― kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

I suppose this turn of events is my fault.

FB, want to split a bottle of SoCo, perhaps to be brutalized by tomorrow?

Also, WARE R PICTURES?

― John Justen, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think you can blame yourself for the existence of Southern Comfort, John. And you didn't start that thread, either.

But life is unfair; drink it anyway. Oh, you could mix it with RUM!

― Sara R-C, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

you know, for the record, the drink tom was talking about as being the 8080, what i make is apple cider, apple rum, and cinnamon schnapps.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 27 April 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

Well now you tell us.

― John Justen, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

I also feel that you are on my drunken grammar team at this point in the evening.

― John Justen, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

WHO IS FLUFFY BEAR

i think im prolly going to bed im at the stage of drunkeness where you have to close one eye to see clearly what level is everyone else at

(lets say out of 10 & im an 8.5)

― deeznuts, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

ok upon reviewing that post im probably more like a 9

― deeznuts, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

SHOOT FOR THE STARS!

― John Justen, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm actually only at about a 7, so I mean that as an inspiration, not a challenge.

― John Justen, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

ive heard if you miss you hit the moon which is supposedly a good thing

i call of these theories into question tho

xp

― deeznuts, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

deeznuts, I like your style.

― John Justen, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

the moon has clearly been hit by a shitload of meteors, just think if neil armstrong was vaporized on live tv.."that's one small for" [instant death, no grammatical error, its extrapolated to a statement that no one ever feels any guilt whatsover about because the guy who was surely about to utter it is DEAD)

― deeznuts, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

aarghk "one small step for" even my fictional neil fucked it up

― deeznuts, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.filmsite.org/posters/voya.gif

― John Justen, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

we were just never meant to be on the moon guys, thats why jfk got shot

― deeznuts, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

Well, if this isn't reason to design a "moonshot", I don't know what is.

― John Justen, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

o shit yr right cuz well land among the STARS (IF we miss, & im an optimist, i think were gonna smack right into that fucking moon but thats not a bad alternative)

i think i got that backwards before

so yeah lets GO FOR IT!!! HIGH FIVE!!! ive never wished more that it was possible to do the one-two-three-YEAH! thing over the internet

― deeznuts, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)

I think you should do something with this product, which my kids got from my parents on Easter:

Sipahh Straws

Yeah, they're ridiculous and drinking milk through them makes the milk taste revolting, but maybe integrating them with some kind of booze would give them a purpose.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

1 part Johnny Walker Black Label
fill with ginger ale
splash with grenadine
and garnish with a maraschino cherry

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU ... THE SHIRLEY TEMPLE BLACK

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

It's people like you that make the world magic.

― John Justen, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

is there any truth to the rumors i heard of a JJ-FB east coast summer tour? i will get you drunk in PVD

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 07:49 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

So I came up with an awesome drink name but I'm having trouble figuring out what would go into it. Tell me, people, what goes into a NEFERTINI??

ideally, i think you'd have to use black vodka.

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 7 June 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Copied and pasted for cataloging purposes:

2 Parts Ouzo
1 Part Whipping Cream
1 Part Italian Dressing.

I shall call it "THE SKULLFUCK".

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

Nice organization skillz!

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, that Blavod commercial.

― kenan, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

Blavod is suprisingly good, as I recall.

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 June 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot take credit for this, but then I can deny blame. This is a drink named after a character in Maryjanice Davidson's Undead series, created for her by a fan.

The SINK-lair*

Grenadine
Apple Pucker
Jagermeister

Layer so that you can see all three colors.

(I'm assuming this is a 1:1:1 ratio here.)

*actual character name is Eric Sinclair.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, Maryjanice Davidson's fans must hate her.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

It's a very conflicted relationship.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

We need to do this again soon.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

THE PRENATAL ETHICS PAPER:

ONE PART CHARDONNAY
ONE PART MEZCAL
ONE PART HEAVY CREAM/BUTTERMILK (TBD)

MIX, SHOOT. REGRET.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, whoops. We decided on buttermilk for the last part.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

We = I, in truth.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Don't be shy, John; everyone knows about your little multiple personality problem.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

I just didn't want to spread the blame of my terrible decisions over the unnamed masses.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

OK, so this is more of a solo project (or a John Justen and Caledonia will drink it) because FB isn't here. Whatever.

Courtesy of the Jagermeister thread:

OH MY GOD

Gin Milk Punch

2 oz Gin
1 tsp Powdered Sugar
1 Cup Milk
Ice

Shake with ice and strain into a glass, and sprinkle with nutmeg.

o.O

-- HI DERE, Friday, July 27, 2007 12:56 AM (20 minutes ago)

― John Justen, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1036/910764648_05fad20e3a_o.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1245/910764740_efa6ff6da7_o.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/910764762_8a788edb45_o.jpg

― John Justen, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

That sounds vile. Seriously, don't do it.

xpost too late

― Stevie D, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

Sip, and reaction - JJ:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1065/910764774_54164a07f0_o.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1020/910764796_63660b544f_o.jpg

― John Justen, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

Sip, and reaction, Caledonia:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1308/909922607_4f0f31a5e4_o.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1397/909922629_b46076f697_o.jpg

(Note powdered sugar chin remnant)

― John Justen, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

Overall vote: Neither of us would choose to drink it, but SO MUCH LESS NASTY than the majority of what we've done to ourselves with liquor in the past.

― John Justen, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

OK, scratch that, both of us are now having some questionable feelings, stomach-wise. Also, taking the last slug out of the glass was less than pleasant.

― John Justen, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

JJ, have you had/had cocktails containing slivovitz? My grandfather (Slovakian) drinks it and my grandmother says it tastes like death. I'm too afraid to try...

― Stevie D, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

ABORT ABORT DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

xpost: yeah! My ex-roommate brought some back from the czech republic. It's strong. And nasty. However, it comes in a beautiful bottle.

While drinking it (in straight shots, for fucks sake), I thought I might die. It might be OK if you mixed it with something strong tasting and non-alcoholic.

― John Justen, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, my grandpa sips it like on the rocks. From the way it smells, I don't know how he does it.

I don't know about you, but just the thought of dairy + alcohol at all sounds extreeemely unappealing....

― Stevie D, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

I agree, but self-imposed duty called, I guess. Also, I am dumb.

FINAL VERDICT: Phlegm-tastic. I feel like my throat is wearing wool socks.

― John Justen, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

You should try one involving melted butter

― Stevie D, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

I SAW WILL FUCKIN OLDHAM IN THIS THREAD

― humansuit, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know whether to praise this effort or ask if you wound up getting your stomach pumped.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 29 July 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

Ooooh, someone should come up with a drink and call it the Gastric Lavage!

There's your challenge for next time.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 29 July 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

the sneaky smile:

4 parts southern comfort
3 parts amaretto
2 parts triple sec
1 part vodka

― mookieproof, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

there is nothing sneaky about that

― the sir weeze, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

dunno--it's snuck up on me

― mookieproof, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

There is absolutely no way I would drink that vile-ass Sneaky Smile of my own volition unless I had friends egging me on. (HINT)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

count me in

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

it's actually pretty good, insofar as you can remember it

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

i nominate this thread for the nobel prize.

YOU SIRS ARE DOING GODS WORK

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

xpost GO DAN GO

(ahem)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

how can i be down?

― andi, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think you actually want to try this, but this is apparently "habanero rum":

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/Habanerorum.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

from the person who took this photo:

"We make habanero rum sometimes. Boil chopped peppers in Bacardi 151 in a pressure cooker, and funnel into bottles.

It comes in 3 grades. The first is basically clear rum, but it's red, the second is bloody red and very bad for your so0ul. The third is the chopped habanero solids, which is basically suicide. This poor guy did a shot of #3 ("Tattoo Remover") and ended up locking himself in the bathroom. We finally got in hours later and found him bare-ass naked on the hotel bathroom floor sweating profusely in a puddle of his own drool and babbling incoherently. GOOD TIMES!"

"the money shot (nsfw) at 23.org/~flea/habanerorum.jpg
(warning: scrotum deployed!)

+3 points: home skillet is throwing the 'thumbs-up' to let us know he's all good "

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't heard "homeskillet" in years

― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

the BOXCAR #@*&$&@

box wine
triple sec
lemon juice

served up, poss w/ sugared rim

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

LOL at the habanero shots.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

THE MIRACLE STARRING KURT RUSSELL

ICE ON A GLASS
1 PART OJ
1 PART VODKA
1 PART SODA WATER
DASH HOT SAUCE

JIGGLE

THEN DRINK

g'night

― El Tomboto, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

I just recently learned of the existence of an indian liquor called fenny made from cashew fruits. you guys up for this?

― bernard snowy, Friday, 3 August 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

YES. NO. MAYBE.

Is it cheap?

Also, we have to do "THE MIRACLE".

― John Justen, Friday, 3 August 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

Party Boat:

Vanilla Vodka
Grape Crush

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

Has Fluffy Bear already done drunk this?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

Ooh I wish

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

No, I think he's just offering a new recipe.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

"recipe"

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, never mind, I just read the other thread.

John Justen, Fluffy Bear, Ghost Rider, Caledonia, The Schef, Subgenius, Sara R-C, and a teeming cast of dipsomaniacs will drink it.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

You first, of course.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

I sorrow to say that as my Portland plans have finally come together :-D that drinkings in Hastings-and-thereabouts will not happen with me this time around. ;_;

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

What if it was grape vodka? Do they make grape vodka? So simple. Would an all-grape mixed drink be a party boat? I think that needs a new name. If it's grape crush and grape vodka, it's a Grape Crush Bitch.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

I WOULD HAVE DRINKS WITH ALL THESE ILXORS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.

xxxpost: feh. Also, oh shit, HI DERE will also drink it.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

Grape Crush + Blavod sould be awesome.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

heh. "would" is hard to type.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

Ned, we will pour some Grape Crush on the ground in honor of our MIA ilxors.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

I will enquire tomorrow about the possible existence grape vodka. Although it would be better to do it in person; I enjoy seeing a confused expression on my mother's face.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

I will pour some urine on the ground in "honor" of all these missing ILXORS.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

x-post -- You just wish to get your mother drunk.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

What John isn't telling you is that he pees outside routinely.

NOW HE THINKS HE HAS AN EXCUSE GUYS

xpost

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

I will pour some urine on the "ground" in "honor" of all these missing ILXORS.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

I will "pour" some urine on the "ground" in "honor" of all these missing ILXORS.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha ha Ned; Mom always has just "one glass of wine." She does not, howevver, specify how often it has been refilled.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

John's computer even has the hiccups; what the hell is he drinking tonight?!

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

I used to pee behind the maple. Now it is gone. :(

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

grape soda + grappa

― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

Awwwwww... poor FB. He killed the tree with urine.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

I will ~~"pour" some urine on the "ground"~~ pee on FB when he least expects it in ~~"honor"~~ contempt of all these missing ILXORS.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

PissWar

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

KINKY NED.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

Another Story About My Mother, for Ned. Even when she has had a lot to drink, she can't say the "f" word. When A. and I were still engaged, she was pretty tipsy at a wedding we were all at. Mom started telling a joke that included the f-bomb in the punchline. She couldn't say it. Instead, she turns to me and says... "you finish it, Sara."

(cue A. having absolute hysterics)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

SARA CAN WE PARTY WITH YOUR MOM OVER LABOR DAY WEEKEND Y/N?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

Hmmmm, I could ask her, but when she saw you at the Bierstube that one time, she was pretty traumatized by the fact that you had earrings, so I don't know.

That being said, I kind of wish they were still in the house on Louis so that we could go drink in the empty lot next to it.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

(Poor J4ne is easily freaked out, for those who've never had the experience of meeting her.)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

SARA CAN I GET YOUR MOM EMAIL WHY BECAUSE SHE LOOK INTERESTING.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

Whenoldilxmemejokesgetcreeeeepysosorry.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

Sooooo not worried about it.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

heh.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha - she always liked you, btw.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

"Mrs. Robinson-Coolidge's mom, are you trying to seduce me?"

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

No, no - she just thought my friends were all "such good Christians."

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

SARA'S MOM 8080 OTM.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

John, was, of course, a prime example of a "good Christian." I could never dissuade her on this point.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

The trouble for me is that I could never decide which Jesus was my favorite.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

(omg I'm completely enjoying imagining John with a St4c3y M4tul4-like zeal for Jesus... wow.)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

Probably the fightin' Jesus.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps the "water into wine" Jesus is a better choice, tho.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

The little ditty John likes to sing when going about his 'business':

For her lust
She'll burn in hell
Her soul done medium well
All through mass manual stimulation
Salvation
Body of christ
She needs
The body of christ
She'd like to know god
Ooh love god
Feel her god
Inside of here - deep inside of her
Jesus christ looks like me

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

John, the answer is baby Jesus. Babies are awesome; you can pick them up and put them down wherever you want to and they can't really do anything about it! </control freak>

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, I forgot Touchdown Jesus. And he is on the side of a library and everything!

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mathcs.emory.edu/~mic/images/funny/love-jesus.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)

What about Grape Crush and creamed corn?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

If something ever happens to me, I'm totally leaving my grade school Catholic-girl books to John. I think he'd enjoy the pictures.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

Also the instructions on how to recite the rosary.

FB.... ugggggg wow.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

FB, WHAT WOULD JESUS NOT DO?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

FB, WHO WOULD JESUS NOT DO?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

FB, WHAT WOULD JESUS NOT DO?

Stop you from drinking a Tugboat:

Grape Crush
creamed corn
Bailey's
habanero vodka

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

These are the questions I will ponder as I go off to sleep... good night, house, good night mouse... good night ILXors.

Damn I wish I could make that rhyme.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

Tugboat:

Grape Crush
creamed corn
Bailey's
habanero ~~vodka~~ rum

Also: NOT IT!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

NED:
http://www.monstercable.com/famous/desktop_pics/slayer_800x600.jpg

xpost: Jesus fuck dude, no.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks for bringing us back on topic though. With your cream corn monstrosity.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

SRSLY, that sounds like the worst idea ever, and I have a lot of terrible drinking ideas.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

cream corn monstrosity

That had best be the name of your and FB's pigfucker/thrash band or I'm-a gonna complain.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. UNLIKE DRINKING THAT THING THAT FB HAS DESIGNED.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

FB, get your rtumpet out, we're playing at big v's as "Cream Corn Monstrosity."

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

Oh dear. That spelling of trumpet is troubling.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

Or perhaps indicative.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

fuck yeah! id go to that

and... id be the only person there

― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. UNLIKE DRINKING THAT THING THAT FB HAS DESIGNED.

That is why I said, "NOT IT!"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

Get out your trumpet, you.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to SW: NO YOU WOULD BE SHARING THE BILL.

xpostto FB: "not it" doesn't count on this thread, sissyman.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

I play it like a rtumpet, though.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

My skillz are transformational.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

i think have a bugle somewhere

and an old broken smelly autoharp

\m/

― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

Fluffy Bear and John Justen will beerbong a Tugboat through a rtumpet.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

Dan can be your special guest 'artiste' on the jam.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

We need a disposable rtumpet.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

This is getting kinky.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

Ned started it.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

Of course he did.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

KINKY NED.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

Oh you love it.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

Kinky Kned

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

i can't stand up for a while

― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

PLAY MORE DRAGONFORCE.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

IT WILL FILL YOU WITH "PEP".

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

COMMENCE DRAGONFORCINGS

there's gotta be a dragonforce drink waiting to be created

― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

The drink should make you look like this:
http://www.rockunited.com/live/swedenrock2006/images/Dragonforce2.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, I just got off the phone with my brother (he's running the HSTNGS House of Wines these days). There is, indeed, at least one brand of vodka - Three Olives - that offers grape vodka. He reeled off several other flavors as well, including cherry, watermelon, and pomegranate.

Make of that what you will.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

tastes like purple!

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

You guys, this isn't really a drink, but would you be brave enough to snort a line of ground red (cayenne) pepper?

― Stevie D, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

WIll it get me drunk?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

well you could pre-drunk?

― Stevie D, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

I'll let you know when we start the John Justen and Fluffy Bear Will Just Plain Hurt Themselves thread.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Any suggestions for Saturday?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 30 August 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

cherry margaritas are really nice

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

or you could try the golden dream which tastes uncannily like a creamsicle! seriously

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

looks tasty

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 30 August 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

Wow. This thread is unbelieveable. Its going to take a long time to read, let alone attack, this monumental list. The Nipsy Russell, however, is coming out this weekend.

― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 30 August 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

i had something the other night made with elderflower, cucumber, breakfast tea, lemon juice and Żubrówka - it was fucking excellent

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

i am become Ed

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

will the nipsy be served this weekend, y/n

― river wolf, Thursday, 30 August 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

YES. And it's AWESOME, SRSLY.

― John Justen, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

Tracer, that sounds fantastic.

I had a St. Germain & Tonic several weeks ago and it was quite refreshing! It is a light and floral without being overly sweet -- and would probably combine very nicely with Hendrick's or a brisk white wine of some kind...?

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha the lovely emma b has just returned with a bottle of MYRTILLE

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

I think I should mention a drink that has become a bit of a legend in my circle of friends

PVP (PLUMS VERSUS PEOPLE)

ingredients:

26oz Plum Brandy
2L 7up or equivalent

Directions:

Put one or two shots of plum brandy in a tall glass. Add 7up. Drink. Repeat. If you survive the whole bottle, PEOPLE get one point. If you do not, PLUMS get one point.

So far I think the score is like 4-0 plums.

This is a delicious drink that will ruin your night. It was named after my friend first heard of plum brandy, drank it with 7up, and appeared fine to everyone until he started staring at some out of towners, pointing and mumbling "versus people wanna bring it" over and over, more and more loudly, until yelling it at the top of his lungs, vomitting and collapsing.

― Will M., Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

The Nipsy Russel is a staple. We will also be perfecting Blood Diamonds and the Party Boat.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 31 August 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

last night we tried

* creme de myrtille
* tequila
* lemon juice
* rocks

delish

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 August 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Versus people wanna bring it.

^^^This is our theme.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 31 August 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

I'd love to know if the PVP score has changed!

― Will M., Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

We didn't try it ;_; We did "improve" the party boat with malibu though, I think, and mad it through 1 (2?) pitchers of Nipseys.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

Which seems to have permanently affected my spelling skills.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

What he's not telling you is that the Party Boat with Malibu smells like a combination of artificial grape and 1980s era suntan lotion.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

You spelled "tastes" wrong.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

Grape Bain de Soleil

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1125/1349299688_824e651509.jpg

MALTERNATIVE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 9 September 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

this is what i think of malternative lifestyles
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1029/1349317504_739198ed51.jpg

4% alcohol! would've been better off with wine cooler ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 9 September 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1183/1349334938_77b9637e10.jpg
...from the 4% alcohol!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 9 September 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, you are priceless and hilarious.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 9 September 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

Seconded. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 9 September 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

heavens ;-)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 9 September 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

THE "DOG AND PONY"

exactly like a boilermaker, if you were stupid enough to make a boilermaker out of guinness and GIN.

This is actually in the John Justen and Fluffy Bear have drank it category, late last night while waiting for a slow slow cab.

Also in attendance were Subgenius and gff.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

the bartender tried to rechristen it THE MORON, but, no dice

― gff, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

Um... yuck.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

JJ & FB, I'm home and keen to drink/escape the warm clutches of la famille. FIND ME.

― suzy, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

will do. how long are you around?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

also, bartender OTM, but really only in this one way. and for giving us free beers because FB and I both ordered a crisp apple malternative afterwards for laughs and then were noticeably shaken and dismayed by our decision.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Hi suzy! Glad you made it home okay.

Can I come out and play, too, guys? (assuming I can get away...)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

"crisp apple malternative" does not sound enjoyable

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

* John Justen and Fluffy Bear Will Drink It [Started by Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, last updated 21 minutes ago] 8 new answers
* What does methadone taste like? [Started by *rumpie*, last updated 34 minutes ago] 26 new answers

― n/a, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

Home from now until the 7th. We go Triple Rawk, ja? Mit ein Schef?

― suzy, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Booze infused twinkies. Photos probably on web somewhere. Shotgunning warm Glueks Honey Bock. nggghghgghggghhh.

http://a643.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_da4a74ab8d0346a4347829236b662d4a.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Just invented a great tasting Cisco drink (no really).

3 parts Cisco, Berry flavor
1 part gin
Dash of Creme de Cassis (aprox 1/2 part)
Dash of soda for sparkle

Need a name. This actually tastes good.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 20 January 2008 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

"House Spider as a Pet"

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 20 January 2008 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

House names it: "Murdock"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Sunday, 20 January 2008 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

I totally read "Cisco" as "Crisco" at first.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 20 January 2008 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

That wasn't a drink base suggestion, by the way, it was just a reading error.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 20 January 2008 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

the seed has been planted... there's no turning back now

― the sir weeze, Sunday, 20 January 2008 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just trying to establish my innocence here.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 20 January 2008 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

A ROUND OF SANDY VAGINAS FOR THE HOUSE BARTENDER
-- El Tomboto, Monday, January 28, 2008 6:26 PM (Monday, January 28, 2008 6:26 PM) Bookmark Link
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will John Justen and Fluffy Bear Drink drink a Sandy Vagina?
-- elmo argonaut, Monday, January 28, 2008 6:44 PM (Monday, January 28, 2008 6:44 PM) Bookmark Link
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SANDY VAGINA
1 shot vodka
1 tsp cod liver oil
1 tsp sugar
Shake without ice and serve in shot glass.
-- HI DERE, Monday, January 28, 2008 6:52 PM (Monday, January 28, 2008 6:52 PM) Bookmark Link
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eww lol
ok ok you got me
it is fun to say vagina
-- elmo argonaut, Monday, January 28, 2008 6:55 PM (Monday, January 28, 2008 6:55 PM) Bookmark Link
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SANDY VAGINA
3 shots vodka
1 Tbsp coarse sea salt
1 Piece of sand paper
Mix salt and vodka. Rub sandpaper on exposed genitals, dunk into/pour over crotch.
-- gbx, Monday, January 28, 2008 6:56 PM (Monday, January 28, 2008 6:56 PM) Bookmark Link
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I don't think JJ and FB are going to do that!
-- HI DERE, Monday, January 28, 2008 7:04 PM (Monday, January 28, 2008 7:04 PM) Bookmark Link

amirite?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

I LIKE WHEN RECIPES FOR DRINKS SAY "PARTS" INSTEAD OF "SHOTS" OR "TABLESPOONS" BECAUSE THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL LIKE AN ALCOHOLIC FOR MAKING ONE PART = ONE CUP AND THEN CALLING THE RESULT ONE SERVING.

― libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/

― HI DERE, Monday, 4 February 2008 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

I am allergic to most deodorants and therefore, soak whole nutmegs in everclear to produce a clear brown alcohol which I put into a mister and mist my armpits with it. Works great!

- Joe

― gff, Monday, 4 February 2008 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously tempted to make some bacon vodka.

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 4 February 2008 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/gallery-booze-500.gif

― mookieproof, Friday, 11 April 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I invented two drinks that are quite good. The theme: soon-to-be-ex-harasser of friends getting served restraining order.

The drinks:

Bitch Got Served

1 tsp agave syrup
6 dashes lemon biters
1 jigger grapefruit juice
2 jiggers tequila

Rim rocks glass with salt. Add 1 tsp agave syrup (substitute simple syrup or 1 tsp sugar). Add 6 dashes lemon bitters. Wet with 1 jigger grape fruit juice. Muddle with back of spoon. Pour tequila. Add ice. Stir. Garnish with a twist of lime.

(Basically a cross between a tequila old fashioned and a salty dog.)

Sangre de la Puta

2 jiggers red wine
1 jigger tequila
1 jigger triple sec
2 jiggers sour
1 jigger carbonated water
dash of lime

pour all ingredients into shaker with ice. Shake well. Pour up or on the rocks in a margarita glass (or cocktail glass). Garnish with a wedge of lime.

Note: use a relatively sweet red wine, but not desert wine.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 8 May 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)

soon-to-be-ex-harasser of friends getting served restraining order

I SO want to hear that story

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 8 May 2008 04:41 (seventeen years ago)

you can just go ahead and use my name if you want FB

― John Justen, Thursday, 8 May 2008 04:58 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

Gonna crack open the pineapple & apple infusions this evening.

"No babe, it's ok, I saw it on the internet."

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

I just read this thread in its entirety.

i would have total bros with all this heroes.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, April 1, 2007 6:32 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

still true!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

I described my recipe for the Cheeto-tini to Mr. Jaq at lunch today, because we were sitting across the street from Marcus' Martini Heaven. He very dubiously said "but.....Cheetos are gross when they get wet, who would drink that?".

― Jaq, Friday, 25 July 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

lolol

Those restraining order drinks sound yum, esp the 1st one. Makes me want to move to mpls and make fb come make me happy hour drinks.

― tehresa, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

for the upcoming fall, i propose:

BURNING LEAF PILE

scotch
hot lapsang souchong tea
worcestershire sauce

in whatever proportions you can choke down

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 18 August 2008 02:56 (seventeen years ago)

garnish with a wedge of blackened toast

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

My friend and I have taken to drinking 1. shot of Albertson's Heritage Brand vodka ($13/handle!) and following it with 1. shot of pickle brine. It is getting to be classic.

― Abbott, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:15 (seventeen years ago)

With that price I think you can understand the pick juice.

― Abbott, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

Gonna crack open the pineapple & apple infusions this evening.

"No babe, it's ok, I saw it on the internet."

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, July 25, 2008 7:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

this was pretty ok btw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.krugmann.com/englische_seite/pages/popsy.html

would John Justen and Fluffy Bear drink it?

― I DIED, Friday, 24 October 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

hi i hear christmas is coming up and i have a gift for you guys

http://www.krugmann.com/englische_seite/pages/popsy.html

XPOST DAMN U

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 October 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

tonight, JJ and FB will be drinking it. not that popsy thing tho jesus.

no time to suggest drinks because i cant get anywhere to buy weird ingredients, but i wanted to bump this thread to encourage people to try the nipsy russell, it really is a great drink, and one for the ages. honestly, not as scary as it looks.

― !nuo más¡ (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 February 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

that said i think we will try this one

My friend and I have taken to drinking 1. shot of Albertson's Heritage Brand vodka ($13/handle!) and following it with 1. shot of pickle brine. It is getting to be classic.
― Abbott, Monday, August 18, 2008 3:15 AM (6 months ago)

― !nuo más¡ (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 February 2009 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

2 oz blackstrap molasses, 2 oz grapefruit juice, 2 oz sambuca. Stir, sprinkle with crushed red peppers and parmesan from those little envelopes pizza places use, and serve.

Just in case you have the stuff already, you know?

Call it "No Thanks, Jerk"

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 28 February 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha ewwwwwww

― !nuo más¡ (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 February 2009 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

― ur an ugly hamster-abusing "girl" or whatever u are, gtfo (HI DERE), Friday, 3 April 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

;_: RIP awesome pictures ;_;

― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Friday, 13 November 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

nooooooooooooooo

― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Friday, 13 November 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

i dont even have copies of those pictures

― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Friday, 13 November 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

ok i have a new recipe but i am still perfecting it. also it is stupid.

― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Monday, 14 June 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

it is a kir variation that i have been calling the dollarstore in honor of great ilx moments of antiquity

― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Monday, 14 June 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

kir+enlisted man+optimism+willingness = $$PROFIT$$

well, not yet, but im working on it.

― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Monday, 14 June 2010 07:23 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

straight rum

― beej (crüt), Friday, 24 September 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)

I recommend something involving GIN and HERSHEY'S STRAWBERRY SYRUP. The other ingredients are up to you.

― Pele speaks "righteous", Sister Zina says "dubstep" (Stevie D), Friday, 24 September 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)

i would have total bros with all this heroes.
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, April 1, 2007 6:32 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

this post will never be incorrect

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 24 September 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

Still lol over THE MORON/DOG & PONY

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 24 September 2010 05:57 (fifteen years ago)

I can't recommend beer & raspberry syrup but I know some people who enjoyed it.

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 24 September 2010 05:58 (fifteen years ago)

we fed a dog and pony to our good friend mook during his bachelor party. he was unamused.

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Friday, 24 September 2010 05:59 (fifteen years ago)

tbf the whole drink was his fault so he earned it.

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Friday, 24 September 2010 05:59 (fifteen years ago)

if a hoos ever makes it to the mpls/stpl, i will make up a drink and name it after you. then we will drink it. fair warning: it will be terrible, but it is nothing personal.

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Friday, 24 September 2010 06:02 (fifteen years ago)

hrrrrm gin + strawberry syrup. i can work with this. it cant be worse than some of the upthread nightmares.

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Friday, 24 September 2010 06:03 (fifteen years ago)

surly surely

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 24 September 2010 06:09 (fifteen years ago)

Also when you name it make it as crass as possible

― Pele speaks "righteous", Sister Zina says "dubstep" (Stevie D), Friday, 24 September 2010 06:11 (fifteen years ago)

like My Menstruating Vagina Just Ate A Christmas Tree

― Pele speaks "righteous", Sister Zina says "dubstep" (Stevie D), Friday, 24 September 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

N used to drink wine and raspberry cordial fwiw. Always got funny looks from bartenders when he asked for that.

― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Friday, 24 September 2010 06:45 (fifteen years ago)

I had friends who would order a jug of Carlton or whatever & have the bartender add a few squirts of raspberry. Vile, vile stuff. If you don't like beer, don't drink beer! Don't ruin it by adding something sweet ffs

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 24 September 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Uh oh

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

It's four LOKO night (official)

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

pix or it didnt happen

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 November 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

I think there are pics but I have absolved myself from said responsibility.

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

By doing what, exactly? Hiding the camera?

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

"the real man drink"

8 oz brandy
ice
sweat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k

― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

I'm so sorry I missed this period of ILX!

― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Monday, 28 March 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

oh god i just realize many of these bastards are going to be at my bachelor party

― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 28 March 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

Please to provide streaming video?

― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Monday, 28 March 2011 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

OH YEAH

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

even minus the photos this is ilx top ten for me

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2012 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

oh it happened. it is still happening. 3.5 hours

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:24 (thirteen years ago)

ok gotta throw some red meat to the crowd, one second

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:26 (thirteen years ago)

yay we are still here

paging stongo

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:47 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/533619_10151290897725590_1829380826_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/417028_10151290897800590_1210993470_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/68391_10151290897930590_931310125_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/522246_10151290898050590_2106570376_n.jpg
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/552383_10151290898125590_1482724767_n.jpg

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:50 (thirteen years ago)

GAUNTLET: THROWN

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:51 (thirteen years ago)

In Google hangout with jjjusten & DJP enjoying jjjusten's horible decision to drink Black Label with anchovy paste.

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:52 (thirteen years ago)

i see how it is

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:52 (thirteen years ago)

DJP has the hiccups. LIVEMESSAGEBOARDING GOOGLE HANGOUTS

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:55 (thirteen years ago)

strongo, DJP is trying to get you into this dumbfest

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:56 (thirteen years ago)

that was honestly one of the worst things i have ever done

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:56 (thirteen years ago)

i just stood in the bathroom for 3 minutes just in case

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:57 (thirteen years ago)

my mouth tastes like i have already thrown up, but i havent. what a mysterious world we live in

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:58 (thirteen years ago)

attn strongo you should have gotten an invite to our hangout

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:00 (thirteen years ago)

GOD FUCK DEATH NOOOOO

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:01 (thirteen years ago)

is it tru that fluffy bear is in my area

― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:02 (thirteen years ago)

i think what really impresses/saddens me (from an "always the bridesmaid" standpoint) is that...you have a WIFE man. i don't even have like a house plant. no one's gonna miss me if one of these concoctions ever kills me.

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:02 (thirteen years ago)

attn strongo we are trying to invite you into our hangout via yr gmail address

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:06 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, dude. I'm pretty drunk. If I'm in your area, I hope I at least shook your hand first.

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:07 (thirteen years ago)

hi FB <3 <3

gentlemen, you are doing god's work. jjj: ...i just...

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:11 (thirteen years ago)

god doesnt want me to party, but it's perhaps just as well

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:13 (thirteen years ago)

tonight is kinda special

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/29790_10151290922805590_1778610507_n.jpg
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/523433_10151290922935590_688471447_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/76229_10151290923020590_736739488_n.jpg

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:18 (thirteen years ago)

*gasp*

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:18 (thirteen years ago)

Hi VegimiteGrrl, DJP is playing Dawn Richard for me, and dancing in his fancy hat!

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:18 (thirteen years ago)

I'm drinking a standard enlisted man. PBR & tobasco. non-offensive. a restorative in fact

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:19 (thirteen years ago)

jjjusten is doing gods work. he is an athiest. hence

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:20 (thirteen years ago)

love u guys

this would make an awesome tv show

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:21 (thirteen years ago)

please keep drinking weird shit for my/ilx's amusement

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:21 (thirteen years ago)

ha my lip just swelled up like habanero punched me in the face

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:21 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:24 (thirteen years ago)

man you are gonna hate yourself tomorrow -- arent we all -- but just know that http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d4/I_will_always_love_you.jpg/220px-I_will_always_love_you.jpg

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:26 (thirteen years ago)

Kendrick Lamar! Thanks, DJP. GOD BLESS DANG

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:27 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like I should not approve of this activity anymore but somehow, yes.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:28 (thirteen years ago)

fuck me the hot lives in the bottom of this can

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:28 (thirteen years ago)

dude, you will have cartoon lip. this is a thing in the medical dictionaries for sure

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:33 (thirteen years ago)

fuck fuck fuckity fuck my throat i hate you all

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:36 (thirteen years ago)

hot dog lips like dave mustaine

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:37 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit mustaine lips wake your wife and get a ride to the place where they can help you

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:41 (thirteen years ago)

it is possible that i make terrible decisions

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:42 (thirteen years ago)

are you still ambulatory? then yr doing fine.

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:45 (thirteen years ago)

jjusten is playing some tight new Future of the Left, robocop 4 - fuck off robocop. hot dog lips be damned

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:47 (thirteen years ago)

hey strongo, dont challenge me here, i will test my ability to stand when it slips through my dead cold fingers oh wait

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:49 (thirteen years ago)

guys this wet slush falling from the sky is some lame mid-adlantic bullshit

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:51 (thirteen years ago)

serious good drink recommendation: moscow mule: juice of 1 lime, 1-3 oz vodka (you won't taste the difference), spicy ginger beer

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:55 (thirteen years ago)

yay death grips

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 07:39 (thirteen years ago)

gotta go to bed y'all my work has HEAT tomorrow, so lap of luxury and all

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 8 November 2012 07:45 (thirteen years ago)

my phone went into fuck you i am tired mode, sorry dudes

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 07:48 (thirteen years ago)

it is possible that i make terrible decisions

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, November 8, 2012

otm

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

i hope yr all right, man. all you men.

i figure i should know if i'm all right some time in january.

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

Man, this whole thread is like a transcript of some horrible reality show called "Can I Drink It?!"

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

"horrible"

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

(Theme song a take on Tribe Called Quest's "Can I Kick It?")

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

YES YOU CAN

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

THAT'S NEVER STOPPED ANY OF US BEFORE

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

"Then do sir, at once"

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

moscow mule needs copper mug

― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

stomach needs copper lining

― All hail President Optoisolator (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

is it too early to start again?

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

because i'm all out of other options as regards today and its salvage-ability

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

powdered gravy calling your name?

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

this fb post made me think of this thread

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598885_10151240838146596_997966733_n.jpg

― crüt, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 04:56 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

Reunion tour tomorrow for fluffy bear bachelor party we may all die

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Saturday, 13 July 2013 04:50 (twelve years ago)

NIPSY RUSSELL HOLLAAAAA

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 July 2013 04:51 (twelve years ago)

Well yes of course

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Saturday, 13 July 2013 05:06 (twelve years ago)

If/when I die, I leave my mod powers to darraghmac.

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Saturday, 13 July 2013 06:37 (twelve years ago)

congrats to both of you on your imminent passing

― eau de feet (sic), Saturday, 13 July 2013 06:56 (twelve years ago)

We are completing malternative hour

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Saturday, 13 July 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)

― mh, Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:11 (twelve years ago)

Hey we are in a bog

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

o shit a bog

― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)

bog say hi to me

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)

can you explain to me, from the bog, what the hell a bog actually is?

― call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

*plop*

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

read yr bogs

― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

So yeah that was a shot of smoked salmon vodka

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:31 (twelve years ago)

mmm fish booze

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)

You might think that, but you would be wrong

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

lol

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:25 (twelve years ago)

what are the quintessentially minnesotan shots?

― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)

Habenero infused tequila shots have just ruined a bunch of evenings

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:34 (twelve years ago)

nipsy or no cred

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:40 (twelve years ago)

So yeah that was a shot of smoked salmon vodka

http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/ap/salmon%20vodka-1640097240_v2.grid-4x2.jpg

this shit? I have some, it's sick

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:42 (twelve years ago)

I NEED MORE UPDATES

― mookieproof, Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)

^^^^

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 July 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)

I fucked up my phone!

― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Sunday, 14 July 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

I don't feel
Good

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Sunday, 14 July 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)

are you.... drink in uptown?

― mh, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:23 (twelve years ago)

Drunk, that is

― mh, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

We were not drunk, no

― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)

Otm re mod powers

A bog is a bog

― dub job deems (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

I realise that the 'will drink it' crew is not currently ongoing, but: marmite vodka?

― emil.y, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:10 (twelve years ago)

I would drink it

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

god what a wonderful thread

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)

Looking forward to explaining this thread to my son one day.

― waterface down (jjjusten), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

breast milk cocktail time imo

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

what?

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

someone offered me a breast milk cocktail this weekend; we were in a parking garage

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

White ~~Russian~~ Minnesotan

― cops on horse (WilliamC), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

I was, in fact, offered a breast milk White Russian

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

someone offered me a breast milk cocktail this weekend; we were in a parking garage

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, August 19, 2013 11:39 AM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Um, wait. What?

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

We were transitioning from a harbor cruise celebrating the marriage of Fluffy Bear/Austerity Ponies to his wonderful wife to a bar and I was ditching my jacket in the car. Another guest was going to go pump in her car and cracked a joke about making everyone White Russians. I wasn't paying attention to her so all I heard was "White Russians" and I assumed she said something about buying White Russians at the bar, so I said "okay sure!" and she went "OMG I WAS KIDDING" and it wasn't until the elevator door closed that I realized what she must have said.

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

we later went out to this woman's house in Waltham and drank a shit-ton of beer; still no White Russians tho </robbed>

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

hahahahaha

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

I love that I will drink spam infused 151 or beer with anchovy paste but somehow a shot using breast milk is a bridge too far.

― waterface down (jjjusten), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

what if, and just hear me out on this... what if you put anchovy paste in the breast milk

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)

I will put $20 into a betting pool that jjj has had a shot with breast milk within the year

― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)

It's supposed to be really sweet.

If I ever breastfeed there's no way I'm not tasting that shit.

Don't look at me like that.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

jjj I have an idea: BREAST MILK STOUT

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

my christing god

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

pretty sure this is a bot randomly creating cocktails, but there are some recommendations in here to be sure: https://twitter.com/good_cocktails

― mh, Monday, 16 December 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

uhoh

― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

FB is in town for new years, trouble may be had by all

― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

Skype/Hangout IMO

― SHAUN (DJP), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)

perhaps use google hangout and post info to the thread

― mh, Monday, 16 December 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/disney-themed-cocktails-you-need-to-try-asap

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr03/26/16/enhanced-10906-1393449491-1.jpg

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

90% of these are just a dessert in a glass

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr04/26/16/enhanced-16683-1393449428-1.jpg

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

100% of these are just horrible

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

the mushu is the only one that seems thread-ready

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

I will drink the shit out of everything on that list

MARK MY WORDS

― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

you could change the names of the drinks to something fancy-sounding and probably make a killing as a "martini bar"

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)

I'm into the one with gin/mint/green tea

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 28 February 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

Uhoh

― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Friday, 28 February 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

ten years pass...

https://midwesttoday.com/blogs/archive/illinois-fines-brewery-for-making-cicada-infused-malort

Oh, what could have been

― laughter is the best weapon (DJP), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:55 (one year ago)

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