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I agree with Ed, that middle section shit was getting completely out of hand.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

Things are afoot. Might be doing an FL trip, and I will fly via DC.

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

i went to bed at a totally reasonable hour last night, and not even that drunk, then i woke up at four because my stomach was all, "i'm very slightly hungry, or maybe i just want a glass of water or some shit," then i couldn't fall back asleep again until approximately when i'm supposed to wake up and start bloggin'.

point is, can i blame daylight savings time? why won't al gore make a movie about THAT?

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

that is basically exactly what happened to me last night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

wait, wasn't The Day After Tomorrow about daylight savings time?

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

Wait.

Who is River Wolf.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

also FUCK you people for getting me to read that crush thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

jon williams ate somebody else?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

I got about 10 words into the LJ post before screaming and unplugging my computer.

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha i'm not getting near the crush thread, i have learned

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/418672770_000edbaac0.jpg?v=0

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

I see I'll be repopulating the killfile today
are we still being in love with dr morbius

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

Dudes I think some of our non-DC friends need help realizing there is a new one.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

ILX search: why do I suck at you?

Can anyone find 'where the titties a?' and 'Long hot summer'

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

THANKS FOR THE HELP.

srsly dudes, I hate you for making me read the crush thread. Although it did remind me to killfile LJ at work.

has anyone else realized that JW's new name is unkillfilable?

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

you'd have to be insane to killfile him anyway since i'm certain he's trying to figure out a way to use the killfile to fuck with anyone who killfiles him.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha it's not though. just make sure to put a space at the end!

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

'THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY '

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

waaaah, I even tried that??? macs be weird.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

give a guy credit trying every lame trick in the book to avoid growing the fuck up

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

I guess that's what he meant when he IMed me to say he "broke the killfile."

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)



[Removed Illegal Image]

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

well he didn't break mine, so he'll have to keep at it

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

i'm assuming the thread title is a reference to this movie but then again i can barely remember my name this morning

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

that's it? jessie, try putting a plus sign instead of a space.

guys let's not talk about jon.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

wtf that inspector gadget movie

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

let's talk Andy Pettitte

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2004/national_treasure.jpg
I broke the killfile.

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

your name is johnny blaze

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

i hate andy pettitte

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

you are peter fonda's hitman

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

i have to meet w/slimeballz today ;_;

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

lol the lady correctional officer will not be starting today, or ever, at sc1ence ;_1

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

i love andy pettitte. i'm glad he's back. he's an awesome post-season pitcher, plus he's a crazy Christian which I kind of like in my pitchers????

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

push them down a hole

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

and somehow not let them know that i don't eat their industry's (livestock) products

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

during a lunch meeting! this will require CUNNING

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

oh jeez repost new thread

CHALLENGE CHALLENGE CHALLENGE

hey if anyone wants to play the brackets go buck over here: http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/group?groupID=60709

im kinda bummed im gonna be out of the country for the whole thing but im totally into taunting from faraway lands and stuff

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://brianromero.com/blog/2006/03_march/jim_phillips/slimeballs_ad.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

tell them their meat is so rich and flavorful that you can only handle it on thursdays

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not trying to fuck them, dude

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

adny pettitte is batshit insane, and not at all hot. i wish he was thrown down a well, or eaten by robo rivera or something. i don't know, but i hate him so much. he raises every single hair on my neck, he is just so creepy. good enough pitcher and all but goddamn.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

shishka-boogers

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

wtf you are watching him toss the ball to pussy ass posada, not getting beerz w/the dude

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

but i understand

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

posada's neck is 3x the size of his actual head, so he's weird too, he does not escape my watchful and annoyed eye.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

what is deal w/ image links?!? BOXCAR!!!

love
Grandpa

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

LJ is basically my pension fund. I plan to retire at 45 on the proceeds of the blackmail.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

he just creeps me out, that is like saying tom brady isn't creepy because i don't have to hang with him. dude is still creepy as hell and probably has bodies in his basement.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

xpost???

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

morbius, the image thing is really lame. it has to do with having some kind of mystery punctuation in the URL (forget which ones are "illegal") and for some reason no one can be bothered to change "removed link" to actually putting the URL. it's totally annoying.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

it's the RIAA's fault

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

i could take posada, i think.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Mike Mussina >>>> Pettitte in hotness and credentials

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Dr Morbius OTM

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

haha #1 GIS for andy pettitte in "hey what's up I'm creepy" non-shocka

http://www.yankeestars.com/images/Andy%20Pettitte/pettite.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

plus=Stanford. And he does crosswords.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that is completely true.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

that picture is not creepy, he's about to smoke some high heat at someone.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

ALL OF IT IS TRUE. IT WASN'T AN XPOST. EVERYTHING SAID ON THIS THREAD SO FAR 100% THE TRUTH

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

in total bush-era hilarious ironical tidbit of the week, Greece hates our new movie about them

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

i think really the lack of xpost notification is my favorite thing about nu-ilx

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

guys, what the hell is going on in achewood right now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

my favorite feature is the logging out after two minutes!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

all you have to do to stay logged in is not close yr browser and occasionally click around on threads.
it's not that hard unless you have a job where you have to get up from your desk a lot.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

if you don't post/click for like 10 minutes, it logs you out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

i mean i know you are capn save-a-code and all that but that seriously isn't that true, what you just said, unless your definition of "occasional" is once per minute or so?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know what my definition of occasional is but I guess so.
Please don't refer to me as "capn-save-a" anything because I tried to help mark not get logged out as often.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks Tombot, yeah I will try and click around more often.

Also:

WHEATON, Md. (AP) -- A commuter bus rear-ended another at a bus stop in the Washington, D.C., suburbs Monday morning, injuring dozens of passengers, authorities said.

None of the injuries appeared to be serious, police said.

The crash happened in the Wheaton area around 8:30 a.m., said Pete Piringer, a Montgomery County fire and rescue spokesman. Fifteen passengers on one bus and 17 on the other were taken to hospitals, and dozens were evaluated at the scene.

Metro spokesman Steven Taubenkibel said a RideOn bus rear-ended a Metrobus, which was loading and unloading passengers.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

buses are terrible for you

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

tom, i'm just really sick of you spending your time bitching about jon and pointing out how everyone is wrong about this code being kind of romper room nonsense. sorry, it was just a joke i will go back to scouring the internets and getting logged off the boards while i do so. :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

let's all be nice. remember that gum that squirted juice?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

okay fine!

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

actual romper room nonsense:

http://www.clevelandseniors.com/photos/missbarbara/rrmarching.jpg

ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

also wtf is on their heads???

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

H-Bomb protectors.

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

POLL:

should i get another fuzz pedal?

VOTE:

yes, duh
totally!
yeah why not, that money's just going to beer or weed otherwise
sure, it'll distract you from the pain for a little while
cool but at least try and get one w/silicon transistors
pay yr bills first, ponyboy
hm what about a ring mod? maybe a uni-vibe?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT WHO IS PRETZEL WALRUS

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

pay yr bills first, ponyboy and then

yes, duh
totally!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

GET THE MAESTRO FILTER PEDAL FIXED INSTEAD

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

Get a delay pedal. They are the most underrated.

― n/a, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

POLL

will this album wake me up or just give me a headache

VOTE:

ugggghhhh

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

yeah nick, i have a memory man, actually - there isn't a ton of room for it in our setup, but i got it to do a pretty cool approximation of an olde slapback echo and i like that. maybe i'll figure out a way to incorporate it at some point.

and duh alex of course you should listen to that record.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

RESULTS:

tommy ramone 8080

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

hm, choice #2 - lunch with slimeballs or sure-to-be-amazingly boring produce safety teleconference @ noon? decision must be made soon.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO:

http://joshreads.com/images/07/03/i070311fbofw.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://joshreads.com/images/07/03/i070311fbofw.jpg

YES

― 69, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

boooooooooooo

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

UH

― 69, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

Reason #2 why I don't get near the Post on Sunday

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pastemagazine.com/images/articles/1525_image_1.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

busted?

― gbx, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

i just love lynn johnston

― 69, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

i like how we've been able to watch them all grow up....just like a real family!

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.reuben.org/ncs/members/bios/Johnston.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/418925263_9bf1ca8d1e_o.png

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

now peter arno i dig.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/12/f_boxcarshavem_0bb33a5.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

YESSSSSSS

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

What does that mean, "Boxcar!!"?

― Eazy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

hah, elly looks like she's having an episode

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bockscar

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

What do you think she's saying right before "Boxcar"? C-cksuckers?

― Eazy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

CHUCK HAGEL PUNKS BLOGGERS

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

brian's revised panel is so like amazingly stark and lonely

― 69, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

humble DJ strikes the core of mental illness with photoshopped sunday comic jpg

― 69, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

not OTM. Don't call me humble, fucker.

Also, let me know when you wanna lead me on a wasabi visit.

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

the OTM was for 69's first post, but you know, no xposting allowed!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

what is a wasabi visit

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

why can I not stay out of the crush thread?

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

oh, jesus christ, how is it even possible that that thread got worse

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

i finally read it and got the here come the warm jets reference

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

can someone find some pictures of bunnies and flowers or something?

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.winepi.com/images/04%2016%2006%20bunny%20with%20flowers%20sm.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

much better now

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

wait when did for better or for worse start making pube and ass jokes

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

WE'RE ALL GROWIN UP TOGETHER

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fborfw.com/features/farley/

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

how the fuck did that happen

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

dude why are you bringing everyone DOWN BY THE RIVERRRRRRR

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

sad story bro ;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

yeah we need happy flower fucking bunnies again

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

so who wants to put money on me staying sick enough tomorrow that I won't be in any shape to go to my own farewell happy hour or jam with CH + ZR

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

also seriously why is denis leary as a computer animated cat so sad dudes

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

only those who observe from outside the borders of the comic square can see clearly the image of the family pet that was lost and is still so fondly remembered....

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

i won't put money down but i would gladly buy you a 64 oz tub of OJ and some chicken broth if it helps you.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

i won't put money down but i would gladly buy you a 64 oz tub of OJ and some chicken broth if it helps you.

fluffy bear will drink it

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Questions:

* who the fuck is river wolf

* WTF fluffy bear, no one is named that

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Rock and Roll, my regular hotel in Aalst is booked and my new one is teh swank (for small town belgium anyway).

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

a better question is who goes to belgium???

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Me, about once every couple of months or so, for work. Beer and food are generally good.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

is the music from the website played in the hotel all the time? because that would be totally irritating

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

sound off at work, but that does not sound good.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1495018/2/istockphoto_1495018_easter_spirit.jpg

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

Mr Que, you are not helping WRT things that require doses of bunnies and flowers.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

dudes belgium is way awesome, fuck the haters

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

hell yeah, I'll be eating beer stew and chips and drinking beer tomorrow night and no mistake.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

dudse teh crush thred is awesome again!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

belgium=it's no holland!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

DON'T LISTEN TO JIMMY THE MOD

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

belgium is way awesomer than holland

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

belgian fries are the jam, also the beers

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

so seriously guys why did I spell billy carter's name wrong this morning, what's that about?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

Belgium is way better than holland, better food (dutch food is some of the worst on the planet), better beer, I can't actually think of anything else that is better but those two are kind of important.

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

aren't belgian fries pretty much the same as dutch fries?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

this dual identity thing is taxing.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

better in holland: indonesian food, architecture, sense of humor
better in belgium: everything else

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

i'd also add better scenery, sights, etc. for holland

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

dutch fries are slightly oilier than belgian fries, but they're very similar. Again kudos to Amsterdam Falafel, which manages to serve fries that are real-deal dutch.

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

DO NOT LOOK AT THE CRUSH THREAD GUYS ANYMORE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

better flowers in holland, too

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

this dual identity thing is taxing.


tell me about it

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

My eyes are burning, and now I am pissed off at something else.

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ISP/ISP105/isp0802386.jpg

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

I take back the sense of humor thing - dutch and belgians are both v. v. funny

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

also belgium has that swill they call beer

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

(i'm just winding you up, I DIED)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I WILL FITE YOU, HOPS HEAD MOTHERFUCKER

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

i never looked at the crush thread maybe i better not!

― daria-g, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

i'm just kidding. jeez.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

there are some things you just don't joke about, MrQ.

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

someone build this

http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2007/03/beer_launching_refrigerat.html?CMP=OTC-0D6B48984890

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

okay okay let's go get some pomme frites it'll be cool

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000MGB6NM.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V46756181_.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/248347823_644a59d1ab_o.png

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

still blowing my mind

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

i want that as a poster, on my wall

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

somebody please explain me who river wolf is FFS

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

just a dude who loves beer launchers

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH I HAVE HAD IT WITH IDENTITY THEFT

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

kenneth branagh

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

I knew it

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

busted ;_;

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

omg i am dying for good fries. who wants to meet me at circle bistro for happy hour???

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

guys this is the one single, solitary good thing about this day:

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v66/36/77/22403568/n22403568_32830177_9318.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

i was coming here to post that!

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

stay golden, river wolf

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

FRIESFRIESFRIES

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

I mean can we FOCUS ppl?

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

Also I expect a post from MW to the tune of "Yes my darling wifey I would love to eat fries with you at the circle bistro this evening!"

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'd like to but i think i'm going to pass out as soon as i stop working

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

so seriously guys why did I spell billy carter's name wrong this morning, what's that about?

this has been bugging me a lot mainly because i'm fairly convinced you mean billie PIPER every time i see this thread and am like WTF DOES NEW DR WHO HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

i might be willing to eat fries this evening

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

do french fries get invented in the cenozoic

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

yeah probably

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

because if so, I'm afraid shield head and kenneth branagh don't have the opportunity to enjoy fries

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

I have another question

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

ok.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

shoot

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

fire away, man

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

ok so do french fries make your nose stop running

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

yes, but only if you put them in your nose

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Billie Piper is in a new version of "Much Ado About Nothing" that's set in a London television newsroom. I love her gerbil face.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

the only episode of new dr who i have ever seen, or indeed even old dr who, and i have somehow seen it THREE TIMES, is the one where she keeps trying to save her dad from getting hit by a car back in like 1985. wtf??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

so u guys are talking abt dr who huh

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

not really, we're talking about his lady friend

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

gerbil face

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

gerbil face >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LJ sperm

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

agggh dude

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

there was that other episode where dr. who is locked in the basement and has to tell billie piper's mum or bf or whoever on the phone how to defeat the fart aliens by using pickled eggs or whatever the fuck that was all about

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.epicurious.com/images/gourmet/features/streetfood/brussels.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to eat the hell out of those fries!

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

Also: I bought two (2) dresses yesterday for work-wearage. Will it work? WHO KNOWS.

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

tom i have no idea what you are talking about so i don't think i watched that with you, or was doing something else when it was on that completely rendered me unable to pay any attention?

oh god guys should i just quit my job or what y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

if you guys look closely, there's a louis jagger joke in that picture

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

YES!

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

Oh fuck you have ruined my fries you bastard!!!!

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

totally off sides, river wolf!!!

― horseshoe, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

dear river wolf

you go straight to hell for that

sincerely yours,
me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

louis jagger ruined your fries not river wolf

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to hunt you down, wankette, and beat you with bunnies. (I'm assuming this is your second identity and your are now exposed)

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

sorry :(

http://www.extremis.be/images/DSC03529.JPG

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

actual content of e-mail sent by boss (he is forwarding me an ad sent to him): "Some easy money for you..."

actual location of advertiser: ST LOUIS MISSOURI

you might notice if you look on the website that i am listed as NORTHEAST

what in the holy fuck.

i hate these people more than i have ever hated any other people in my entire life.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not river wolf! i haven't even seen 300!

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

:( Ally, you should quit.

― horseshoe, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

seriously can you send it right back to him and be like EASY MONEY FOR WHO AGAIN

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

i am going to take 69's advice from this morning and wait and see if my next commission's statement (which should arrive this week, unless it is retarded late again like last month) contains the corrections i've been requesting since january. if not, i'm writing my letter of resignation.

and calling a lawyer.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

i am really, really close to e-mailing him back asking if i could use his e-mail as back-up for future claims that i get comissioned for shit in missouri.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

"it's even easier money for d4ryl, since he's the sale rep for that area and i'm doing his work for him!!! :D"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

well I have to go get my fingerprints taken tomorrow afternoon and re-submit my life story paperwork again

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, Wankette died in a friendly fire incident.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

seriously send that e-mail

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

fuck

sorry for bringing down thread dudes i'm gonna just go hide in the bathroom for a while

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

"Yes my darling wifey I would love to eat fries with you at the circle bistro this evening!"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

I want to take a ride to the seaside. who is with me

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

Me

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

only if there's flipping

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

If I look up flipping in urban dictionary, am I going to have to look at bunnies and rainbows again?

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.flippingfrenzy.com/images/flipping_ralph_roberts.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

it seemed silly to waste it when I had the GIS all key up and ready to go

http://www.smthop.com/images/bunnies01.jpg

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/_2.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

ohhhh sad

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

Allyzay, I KISS YOU.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/walrusphone.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

ok awesomes

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

The kitties have shot their wad, sealions and walruses will conquer the internets, for now, but one day sloths will rule the bandwidth.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/walrusphone.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

okay that was the xpost notification problem huh

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

hey

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHA WHO CARES IT IS AWESOME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh i just had one of those problems too

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

WEIRD

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

check this out
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/babushkacat.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

THAT WALRUS FOR PRESIDENT

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

you guy should check out this britisher comedy it was pretty good this week [mp3 link]

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

guys what is this
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/nedmvj6.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

huh

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

well it sure is something

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/1168702253-11674885811774361.jpg
^^^ this one is dc thread mascot

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/faustphoto01.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

can everyone tell i decided not to actually do work today anymore

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

NEDM? waht

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=not+even+doom+music

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

guys we should start a conservative webcomic where the 45 million aborted babies come back like the spirit army in lotr, empty the sunni triangle, and fix social security. and they're babies.

gff on Monday, March 12, 2007 11:47 AM (6 minutes ago)

it'd be like a cross between an ann geddes calendar and sparta

gff on Monday, March 12, 2007 11:47 AM (5 minutes ago)

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

I give NEDM ++!

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

hello how do i shot resize picture without resizing it myself ie just in html

also WHY is schefterblog set up like this!! i demand an explanation.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

ha so it is you!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

never mind, it is funnier this way :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

wait, mw, what do you mean!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

dc threads have become completely inscrutable

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

pretzel walrus don't give a fuck, i thought!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

DC tread has become massive repository of awesome sentences!

"pretzel walrus don't give a fuck" = A++

Best thing said to me this weekend: "You motherfuckers want a doughnut?"

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

did you say YES because i would say YES 100%.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

i always want a donut

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Of course I said yes! This is me we're talking about.

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

no no pretzel walrus continues not to give a fuck, i'm just slightly bewildered is all

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know which was awesomer, that question or the band who went on after us, who had the awesome name of...

SKULLTOBOGGAN

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

:D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

you and me both, walrus

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

equally bewildering: the fact that i haven't eaten lunch


― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/head-cat.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

fun gis game, guys:

step one: sparta
step two: place additional "a" on sparta, observe changes
continue until search returns nothing.

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

+ a paw!

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

also maybe i shoulda thought the "yeah it'll be awesome sharing the house with another band" thing through a liiiiiiiiittle bit more thoroughly before giving the go-ahead because it means that i've got about one day max per week to sort of try and relax at home. GRANTED i'm never at home so this is not really a concern but still.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

you'll have to forgive me for still finding this funny! i live in a cave

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

"hey we're gonna get some pizzas and jam, you in?"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

step one: sparta
step one: sparta
step one: sparta
step one: sparta
step one: sparta
step one: sparta
step one: sparta

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

AAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH, you made me see this, gbx.

be thankful I didn't embed that.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

step two: put your junk in that box

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

WTF I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH

(also that is Spiderman, not Superman)

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

'THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY '

TOMBOT on Monday, March 12, 2007 9:57 AM (5 hours ago)

Dude, stet banned my other login because I nuked the bummerz thread. Also, they truncated that user name

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

guy looks like a decent fighter

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/2000167910992805533_rs.jpg
jon and tom be cool

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

guys let's not talk about jon.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Monday, March 12, 2007 10:00 AM (5 hours ago)
http://www.nesworld.com/com/beetleju.jpg

^ me chillin' with ally and tom

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hauntedhouses.com/photos-movies/beetlejuice/beetlejuice135.jpeg
^ LOUIS JAGGER THREAD

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

there was a beetlejuice nes game? wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cogulus.com/blog/images/s/sydney_greenstreet_fez.jpg
tom, ally, jon

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

the key question is, is it available on yr wii?

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Ally rockin' that bowl on the head look.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/beetlejuice.jpg

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

is that an adult version of a romper room hat??

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

no it's winona ryder

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/sexysnitch.jpg

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

hello how do i shot resize picture without resizing it myself ie just in html

also WHY is schefterblog set up like this!! i demand an explanation.

if you use the little add picture button instead of writing the html yourself you can specify sm med or large image, yay

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

winona ryder = adult version of romper room

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/erm.gif

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/sexy.jpg

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/lydia_zero/?start=all

etc

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

also i fixed it

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell re: alan rickman.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

thanks jhoshea :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

np dude

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

I have looked at that alan rickman picture and I'm pretty sure it's actually trent reznor.

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

how do i shot get rid of sinus cold

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

french fries

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

oh that's your answer to everything

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

i think i am up for the french fries if ppl still going but not 100% sure :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Image]

BREAKCORE.JPG

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

:(

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to arrive at Circle Bistro for fries at approx. 6 p.m. EST DST. MW will join me shortly thereafter. WHO ELSE IS IN FRY BITCHES?

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

Fact: I once had a wee fling with the bassist in a band called the Fly Bitches

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

that is a fun fact


here is a funner fact: i am making curry and drinking red stripe

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

FACE

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

fact: i am drinking whiskey and listening to live at the witch trials, which pretty much sounds like my head feels today

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

yeah yeah industrial estate

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

SICKASICKASICKASICKASICKA

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

ok. i THINK i will come a bit after 6ish. but i'm not guaranteeing anything :/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Guys, I am currently ruining Elmo for MW!

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

what is there to even ruin

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

As in Tickle Me?

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

It's on the cheating thread.

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

OH MY GOD TEARS

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

no, i saw it, my question still stands!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know but I got a "fuck you" and "YOU ARE EVIL" ^_^

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

a proud day in your household indeed :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

daddy wants an angus burger to purge the elmo.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

WTF ARE YOU DOING ON THE CHEATING THREAD HUSBAND?

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

OH SHIT

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

BROWSING

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

I mean

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

just looking

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

i mean

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

daddy wants an angus burger to purge the elmo.

JESUS GOD I READ THIS SO WRONGLY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

MW YOU MUST NOW BUY ME FRIES

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

we're working it out guys! our marriage is INTACT!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

the way to a woman's heart. . .

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

they are the answer to everything

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

dear ipod:

your wisdom in "appropriate songs to play when boss comes to my desk" is to the point of amazing me now.

yrs,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

OK ppls i am now proceeding to the Circle Bistro where I am going to drink delicious 1/2 price wine in proper stemware and eat fries for dinner. Laters!

― quincie, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

PROPER STEMWARE MY ASS

fries otm though, for fucking real

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

that place used to have really nice stemware for reds AND whites (I seem to recall they had more than one glass type for the reds, too), but now it's like MAYBE you get a nice glass for SOME of the reds if you're a girl. Hey, if I'm spending $4.50 for a glass of wine I DEMAND TO BE CATERED TO. Also, their wines by the glass used to be better.

Fries OTM.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

Next fancy-pants happy hour should definitely begin at Talabandito Alabamapantalones and then proceed to somewhere where the drinkin' is cheap! Fries hit the spot, tho.

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

I really don't want to fill out my SF-85P today guys
or go to happy hour with IDIOT CHIEF since my boss decided to announce the location and time of my farewell to everyone in the whole office GAH I HATE SOME OF THESE JERKS DO YOU REALIZE

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

also pretty funny that the cubicles in my office are now given over to playing online craps
that is evidence that we are undergoing a transition

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

TOMBOT my congrats was half hearted and fritzy (or should I say FRITES-y hahahahaha) last night but allow me to say good luck and congrats on the new job.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

get it? frites? huh? huh?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah bot we are v. excited for you! This is a GOOD MOVE dood!

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

Srsly today walking to the Metro in the nice weather I was all "the winter of my discontent is OVER, bitches!"

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

Like with getting rid of the bad jobs and stuff.

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

clearly i need more coffee this morning.

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

KLG you can thank the son of york for our glorious summer

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

stay gold, Angry Tombot

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

think i'm getting sick guys!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

surprise

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

aaaaggggh my rib again!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/1168702253-11674885811774361.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

the lesson of the dc ilx thread: do not have a name beginning with an a elsewise you will die a lot of the time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

poor alphonse ;_;

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

haha actual exchange immediately after the briefing announcement


Sorry bout that..... I'll get first round (for us)

-----Original Message-----
From: Redacted, Justin
Sent: Tuesday, March 13, 2007 9:48 AM
To: Redacted, Thomas; Redacted, David
Subject: RE: dudes wtf

Yeah...dave you have to take the hit on that one. My distro wasn't ESOC/ATIG wide.

-----Original Message-----
From: Redacted, Thomas
Sent: Tuesday, March 13, 2007 9:08 AM
To: Redacted, David; Redacted, Justin
Subject: dudes wtf

if dale shows up OMG
DAMN IT

arrgh

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

dude just punch him if he does, i mean they can't fire you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

haha word

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

dear ipod:

your wisdom in "appropriate songs to play when boss comes to my desk" is to the point of amazing me now.


i swear mine keeps "sooprize package for mr. mineo" in queue waiting for me to either leave my desk or have anyone else come over to it.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

yesterday, seriously, the second my boss comes by it starts with HOBO HUMPIN SLOBO BABE of all fuckin things. then goes into prince of the rodeo. i was like, really, ipod, really. as soon as he leaves it's like "ok times to play skyway again" -- what?! of course i could've alleviated the situation by just turning it off or skipping but it was funnier to just leave that shit on.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

seriously, the business ethics officer called me into his office and when i brought him back to my desk to show him a tracking report the mummies were on a medium high volume urging me to "STAB A MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BACK".

after the BEO left the next track was "time is tight" by booker t and the mgs. thanks ipod, way to get all milquetoast after throwing me under the bus.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

i was walking with a friend of mine
doin nothing just to pass the time

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

DOES EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT BY THE MUMMIES, y/n

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

i've gotten to the point of turning my ipod all the way the fuck down and/or off if i leave my desk after i got sonned one day by don't say motherfucker, motherfucker.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

Y

had a notion that was pretty good
eat a pizza down in hollywood

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

n
;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

eatin pizza down in hollywood

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

that too.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

allyzay i will send tonight

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

:D
thank you!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

oh i didn't mean to correct you kevin, i was just singing along.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdiCLpRgvEw&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3f3dmA2JQU

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

that second clip is amazing, for real

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

i don't have any sound at work :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

i bought a penetrators record on ebay last night and the seller turned out to be spike penetrator! weirdness!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

whoa i just found out my cousin who i haven't seen in like 5 years is going to be at the wedding too which is awesomes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

oh fuck wedding gift shit forgot christ crap gahh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

from registry:
Cleveland Browns Apron and Mitt Set

wtf.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

so you'll be related by marriage to brownie from ilnfl?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)


NFL Cleveland Browns 16" Square Toss Pillow

srsly wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

now i want to get married just to put weird-ass shit on my registry

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

bernie kosar fathead

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

bernie mac fathead

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

i'd put nothing but sex toys, nazi memorabelia, klan writings, etc.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

guys hate to tell you but target and crate and barrel do not sell those things otherwise it's all i would've asked for.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

i bought them the delonghi deep fryer and recommended in the gift card that they try klg's tactic of inserting cheesecake into it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

being on vacation is rad, dudes, i can't even begin to tell you

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

SIXTEEN DAYS UNTIL I HAVE A WEEK OFF.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

wait---river wolf is BLAM!!!!!!!!!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

i think i just got something like 10 hours of sleep.


now i want a deep fried......well, anything

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

WHO THE FUCK IS RIVIERS WOLF

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT IT IS BLAM

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

ok, you're telling me crate and barrel sells a "Cleveland Browns 16" Square Toss Pillow" but not nazi memorabilia, YEAH RIGHT, "THE SCHEF"

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

oh man so much was revealed in that xpost

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

this is my upcoming vacation
Ugh...sorry I haven't gotten to you in the last few days. I feel swamped. I just got out of the shower. I have about 30 things to do before i go get my hair cut at 10. G3orgie comes in later today. M3gan wants to have lunch to go over the last minute stuff. J4mie is throwing up all night for some reason. K4tie sounds like she's getting pneumonia. We got our new stove. It's nice. The cable for the computer crapped out and the guy had to come out and replace the line from the road to the house...T4tsu hoisted j4mie up on his shoulders yesterday and was running around the house. She used the curtain rod by the back doors as a trapeeze and ripped it all out so Dad is in the process of patching the wall and getting thecurtains back up. Otherwise, same ol' same ol'.... HAHAHAHAHAHA

(you might notice the "for some reason" today vomiting person is the same person who ripped the curtains out of the wall yesterday night HMMM I WONDER WHY VOMITING MIGHT BE OCCURRING??)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

ok, you're telling me crate and barrel sells a "Cleveland Browns 16" Square Toss Pillow" but not nazi memorabilia, YEAH RIGHT, "THE SCHEF"

fyi TARGET sells this item.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

drunken gorilla impersonations

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know how many dogs and cats and asians these people have now, this should be fascinating.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

IANABLAM

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf, c'est moi

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

c'est toi, i should say

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

oh so now the truth is revealed.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

otters and apes don't even get along

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, unless it's a back flipping party

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

go gorilla, go go gorilla

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

the scientific name for an african gorilla is "gorilla gorilla gorilla" and that shit cracks me up every time i go to a zoo.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

um wtf why did i just get a companywide email from our CEO including this image? british people explain yourselves please:

http://www.wcrf-uk.org/images/new/btb/logob.jpg

Can you... Beat the Banana!

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

"Can you... Beat the Banana!" is not even a QUESTION, first off

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

# Genus Gorilla [1]

* Western Gorilla (Gorilla gorilla)
o Western Lowland Gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla)

^^^^^^^^^ lol

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

alabama is like a banana, hard to beat

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

i could beat a banana in a race, easy

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

that is not a good clue

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

could someone in DC track down higgins and ask what he meant on the brady thread?? i'm dying from anticipation over here!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

best wedding registry ever

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

and she's not married yet.

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

hmm

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

higgins was just fucking with you dude

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

for that he will pay.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://perso.orange.fr/silvertv/zmagnum/higgins.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

with the images turned off image posts are totally lost on me. there isn't even a link to follow.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS GOING TO BE XPOST BY NOW ISN'T IT
http://www.movieactors.com/photos/graduate186.jpeg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

hello xpost my old friend

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

looks like i got logged out again

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

ally--just FYI, orangutans are Pongo ponginae. that makes me laff too.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

I NEED LUNCH

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/homepage/hp3-13-07c.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

ok that is hilarious as well.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/homepage/hp3-13-07c.jpg
GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

is there a picture that cannot be captioned with "gorilla gorilla gorilla" and be unfunny?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

wait i think i phrased that incorrectly

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

i was gonna say

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Bjork's looking rough!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

dear dan

i too was going to make that joke

sincerely,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

hey dudes the vegas presentation on [Removed Illegal Link] is pretty interesting

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

fuck ass shit crap

this dudes page here

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

am i the only one who always thinks people are doing the removed illegal link thing on purpose as some oblique joke?

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mywii.com.au/img/game/Rayman-Raving-Rabbids-6.jpg
gorilla gorilla gorilla

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

omg do you guys have that for the WII?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/spoonster/friendly-competition.jpg
gorilla gorilla gorilla

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

no

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

ok, maybe

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

that's totally funny

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

dear dan and ally,

i was going to make that bjork joke too, but i was like 20 minutes too late.

sincerely,
joe

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

dear sinuses,

wtf you guys, this is totally not cool.

more in sorrow than in anger,
-alex

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

dear alex,

yeah you probably got that from hanging out with me. sorry, dude.

truly,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

"wet, cheap anus"

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

"philip seymour hoffman as illini fan"

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/404030785_571304b154.jpg
gorilla gorilla gorilla

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

guys i'm bored

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

watch the gonzalez prezz conferencz

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

dude i'm at work, thus having a distinct lack of tv, and have a computer with no sound on it. :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

it's supposed to be on cspan2?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh i get that beamed directly into my brain, actually, thanks :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

oh the sound, yeah it might be exciting though? pick a good political blog and follow it from there? maybe someone will liveblog? that will kill 45 min at least

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

just trying to help.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

dude i'm just fuckin with ya, thanks for the help. now, if only we knew political bloggers :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i was trying to lead your horse to water. . . .

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

i'm bored as hell waiting for it to start :/

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

maybe i should do "work" :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

i'm bored, too

i just cleaned my kitchen

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

i'm THAT bored

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

also it was totally disgusting

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

I'm bored and no one is posting on the Chicago thread.

― n/a, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

dear schef,

is your sister prone to making rash, life altering decisions?

best regards
-brownie

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

― n/a, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

dear brownie

pls pdf me a brownie

love

me

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

can i get a cc on that

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

dear brownie,

no, i'm the one in the family who does that. she's an extremely sensible person, unfortunately.

thanks,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

pls. to cc river wolf, esq.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

dear everyone on this thread,

guess what? this interrogatory style?i talked like this for a whole year, pretty much

love

me

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

dear ally,

i just looked at yr flickr account and that picture of chr1stian and m1randa is quite possibly the most cutest thing i've ever seen in my entire bullshit life.

love,
zack

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys here's your brownie

http://www.tailgating.com/images/Fans/People/Cleveland%20Brownie%20Elf.jpg

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

dear miranda,

you are cuet! christian's face is perfect!

love

everyone else.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

pretty sure that isn't the brownie i ordered

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

dear brownie

that ain't no fuckin brownie


love me

cc: river wolf, esq

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

but whatever, beggars can't be choosers

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not eating that elf out

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

dear elf

sorry, I'm not eating you out. best of luck with the wolf

love

me

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

elfy dugout?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

8/

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

dear zr,

you only just saw that? it's the greatest photo :D

xo
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

uh guys does anyone know how to get to the page where you can access an archive of all threads from ilx? the google search ain't cutting it but there appears to be no archive page? what the holy fuck.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

never mind i did it :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

dear allyzay,

nope

love
me

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

ok NOW what am i supposed to do with the rest of the day

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

dear river wolf,

could you please just identify yourself? your riparian shit's gettin old

love

everyone else

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

i prefer the word riverine

― gbx, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

no one cares what you think

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

are you chr1stian? i don't actually think you are but it'd be funny if you were.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Allyzay

Please to post link to ur flickr account so's I can see Chr1stian's ladyfriend.

Yrs truly,

q.

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

my flickrs let me show you them

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

anybody want to crash the happy hour at old dominion by the convention center

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

'cause you're all welcome

except river wolf cause we still don't know who the fuck he is

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

:(


i told!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

when is it?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

whatever. i'm going to do my own shit.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

what?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

and i will bring river wolf. try to stop me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

It's like whenever I finish this sandwich I got while I was out getting my fingerprints done

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

does kinkos do that

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

i want.....a sandwich copier

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

cloned meat and milk = safe for human consumption, yo

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

but not on the same plate if you're kosher, yo

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

another river wolf clue from the cut it out thread

roommate watching you me and dupree for the second time in as many days CUT IT OUT

river wolf on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 3:39 PM (1 minute ago)

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

he's an awesome post-season pitcher

Actually, just good, not awesome (another hack broadcaster/Yankeeocracy myth)

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

there is nothing left in this world but hack broadcasters, it seems these days.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

*shrugs shoulders*

he's good enough for me. 6-1 in the post season with yanks?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

mr. que, you have no idea what kind of storm of boredom you have just unleashed by trying to measure a pitcher's effectiveness to morbs by quoting his won/loss record.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

his post season WHIP ratio is good against lefties but against righties with men in Scoring position with less than two outs DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

okay okay sorry!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

where is my apology

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sorry.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

not sure what you need an apology for river cat

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

I AM SORRY I PUT YOUR HAND IN THE BLENDER

I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE A RAINBOW

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

o rly?

EXHIBIT A:

BAN RIVER WOLF

Mr. Que on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 1:05 PM (16 minutes ago)

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

harsh bro

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

*yawn*

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

that is just how he is dude. he once told a bro to drop dead simply for asking us to meet him for a beer. he's a harsh man.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

he rules this thread with the iron fist of oppression ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

ho hum

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

i want answers

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

it's gbx, silly!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

ENCYCLOPEDIA W ON THE CASE

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. Que is a big sandy vagina!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

*NEWS FLASH*

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

Dan Perry is an Elmo Apologist

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

ENCYCLOPAEDO W

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.scarlet.be/travelspot/pictures/berkan/elmo1.jpg

"Elmo's gonna beat the pussy up tonight!"

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

the anglicized spelling of "pedophile" is something that never fails to make me laugh

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

oh no you don't

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

dan i have come around to your elmo based pronography

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://popularitydialer.com/

anyone in my phone book is going to get cranked by this service now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

prawnography

http://myspace-230.vo.llnwd.net/01150/03/26/1150826230_s.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

well that was exciting, what now

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

i sit here and contemplate how the hell everything i am wearing today got so wrinkled.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/88/251970855_1d79e53f73.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

yes that is exactly what i did on my lunch break, how did you know

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

brett favre is having fun

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

Your search - brett favre having fun - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.
* Try fewer keywords.

^^^^^^^^ this is a lie.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

ok #1 result for tom brady having fun:
http://wednesdaynight.org/2004/10/saddam-mvp.jpg

??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

hey dad!

― 69, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/420343066_3c5ccfb62f.jpg
this is in reference to something from last night. fyi.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

wait omfg
http://www.flickr.com/photos/betsyjean79/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

UH

"Gertie is wearing a beautiful dress by puppy52, and Ester is loving her new party dress by Melissa :D Ester was nice enough to share her pinwheels that came with the party outfit~ "

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

would you like a cup of tiny tea?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

i dont recall pinwheels last night

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

seriously, i really really miss having a link for an image. having blank white space BLOWS.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

asda;ldjl;k those pictures wtf

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

puppy52 got skillz

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

mw i don't think you were there when the dolls came up, you had left briefly.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

can't stop looking at these pictures...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/153/416341573_b2063872fe.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

everything about this is creepy

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

"Wh-where did you get those???"

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, i am sure there are people out there who look at my flickr account and are like, god these people are always in bars, that's creepy but wtf. this is bizarre.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

god these people are always in bars, that's creepy

does not compute!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

ally yr flickr is drunk people with cell phones in their mouths and otters, not some spooky blurry david lynch doll house shit

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

no six hours in a bar can be creepy

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

i'm just saying, everyone is different, but this is genuinely unsettling.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

ok what is going on here at all
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/373662419_93cfcc6517.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

it's just a bunch of fucked up dolls, not that weird?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

hundreds and hundreds of photos of weird dolls dressed up and posing isn't at all weird to you?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

i bet if they were pictures of GI JOES you would think they were awesome

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

because they would be

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

i once baked my dad a cake called wwii and it had army men and blood and smoke and everything, it ruled.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf 8080

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

BUT I DIDN'T TAKE 900 PHOTOS OF IT, IS THE THING

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

wait there are more of them

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wedgeh/

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/407446513_5c8437b064.jpg?v=0

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

haha dr. ben

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

i seriously doubt that cat is able to practice medicine

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/anny1905/

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

I WANT PRETTY DRESSES

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/419505324_641a29e77c.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

haha anyone need a christina ricci doll
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/414504620_462654c956.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

blythe head???????????? MY FRIEND'S NAME IS BLYTHE OH NO

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT DOES ANY OF THAT MEAN

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

this shit is giving me horrible flashbacks to a birthday party i went to once in high school, where the sort-of-friend-but-mostly-acquaintance birthday girl lived with her grandparents and her grandmother had one of those doll rooms where their eyes are all trained on you and they KNOW you've sinned and you must be punished etc.

she called her grandparents "me-maw" and "pee-paw" too, which made the whole situation so much more unpleasant.

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

PREXTY DRESSES????

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

"honey bunny outfit"

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

peepaw robble

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

so much evil on the dc thread today

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

"PEE paw" more like pee pee paw amirite?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

prexty dresses

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

the day the dc thread went creepy style

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

i wasn't creeped out until i realized it was a cult with many members

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/352444432_197809b1bc.jpg
this one is like staring into the abyss

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

PULLIP NAHH-ATO

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

the UH-byss

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

guys mary is going to be really mad at me if she sees all this.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR WESTERN MEDICINE
I AM PULLIP NAHH-ATO

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/goeurope/1/0/M/X/apollo_ohno.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

god i hate that guy

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

is that cutty

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

that's river wolf who is alex, duh

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

i can't keep any of you straight

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

dude alex you're my fuckin bro but if you turn out to be apolo ohno i gotta tell you i will not forgive

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dentonlund.com/songo3.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

WTF

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

wow mark you've just posted my first ayahuasca trip!

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

dude i love that picture of your brain from that trip

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://believing.blogsplot.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/awolf4.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

yr first ayahuasca trip was apparently to the social studies folder of an 11-year-old girl

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

more or less, yes

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

a little more vomiting

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

8\

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

but probably not that much more

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.heavenandearthdesigns.com/Prelude%20to%20a%20Kiss1.jpg

i am not sure if that is going to work so i'm doing it twice

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m162/lesliearevalo25/prelude_to_a_kiss.jpg

because it is important

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

i like how the woman's eyes are closed as well as the wolf's eyes

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

no wolves in that pic ally=boo

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

mw, i beg to differ.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

because there is clearly a wolf. along with everything else that has ever existed.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

There is a wolf!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

that's an old man, not a wolf.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

wtf the telephone?????

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

CLAMS GOTTA MAKE CALLS TOO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

DONT I KNOW IT

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

telephone emerging venus-like from a seashell, no less! people are scary.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

the wolf is behind the old man and the conch shell and the diary and the lute and the bird and the asian child

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

i was at an auction once in which that painting was purchased.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

nope. don't see it.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

how would you rate that auction on a scale of 1-auction?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'm heaving heaven and earth designs do my next tattoo

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

i later was drinking with the auctioneer and he specifically referenced that painting as being the shining example of why it is sometimes impossible to do his job, because he stood there and described the entire thing, in detail, and wasn't allowed to laugh while doing so.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'm heaving with excitement at the prospect of having heaven and earth etc

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

i later was drinking with the auctioneer i later was drinking with the auctioneer
i later was drinking with the auctioneer i later was drinking with the auctioneer
i later was drinking with the auctioneer i later was drinking with the auctioneer
i later was drinking with the auctioneer i later was drinking with the auctioneer
i later was drinking with the auctioneer i later was drinking with the auctioneer

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/420379124_377fc5366f.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

come on mw, that's like the least surprising sentence ally's ever typed

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Title: Too Much Monkeys
Artist: Kristin, my little neighbor

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

then the auctioneer removed from his pocket a carefully handwritten note from a lady thanking him so much for the beautiful painting that her husband bought for her as a birthday gift, and it was THAT PAINTING and i was like whoa let me buy YOU a drink, sir.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

alex bought a second laptop so he could be river wolf

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

aw! those are too much monkeys!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

then dee snyder's sister or cousin or whomever showed up real drunk and wouldn't shut up about bon jovi for a while. it was a weird night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

uh-huh.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

i'm having kristin design my next tattoo

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

when she was finished making it she wiped her brow and said 'too much monkeys!'


that's where the title came from

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

mw this all happened and tom will vouch for me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

hard work, making monkeys

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, like HE's credible

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

i heard walter becker said the same thing when they finished mixing gaucho

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

also, plz pay attention to the monkey tails on the first row of monkeys

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

i can't pay attention to any specific row. there are too many of them.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

dudes what the hell is this
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/343705516_7ec541236e_o.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

it was on one of those crazy doll blogs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

The title of this article is "Getting to The Heart Of ED: Sexual Problems in Men Are Often Tied To Vascular Disease." Please click on the link and join me in the roffles

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/09/AR2007030901859.html

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

my first ayahuasca trip?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

why that not a link? FUCK U NU-ILX

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

sweetie you have to linkie to make a linky

For hyperlinks, use: My Link Title

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/340059188_34d93bc21f.jpg
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― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

bwaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

mw your instructions make no sense! they aren't even. . . instructions!

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

the instructions are at the bottom of the page but they're bullshit! i copied your link and am reading the article.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

don't read it! just, like, look at the byline!

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

i copied them from the bottom but then they made a link

just go

(link) YOUR INTERESTING LINK HERE (/link)

but use brackets [ ] instead of parens

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

and that, my friends, is about as funny as my editorial cycle gets.

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha i missed the byline and was going to be all like, "maybe ed is hilarious to you, klg, but for millions of people it is a major problem" etc.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

[ link oh looky here it is all linky stylee]http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/09/AR2007030901859.html[/link]

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha GO HOME

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

oh fuck a link

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

xpost I WILL RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

oh looky here it is all linky stylee

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAALOVEYOUHAHAHAHAHA

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

HA I SHOWED U ILX DIDN'T I HUH?

― quincie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

YES! GOETTGE FOR THREE!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

you guys :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

BEER THIRTY

and also hot dogs???

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

it's gin-thirty over here

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

hooray for pretty waitresses!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

hey what happened to my evil motorcycle post

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

well that's just about the most horrible thing i've ever seen

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

ban mr que

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

banned

― Administrator, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

awwwwwwww, deleting the pic would have been enough, mr que is pals

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

i was just playin

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

ok unbanned then

― Administrator, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

:D

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

huh

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

What the Fuck?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 02:00 (eighteen years ago)

You posted Tubgirl!

― Administrator, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

Um, no. I posted a gif from this page

http://weirdscifi.ratiosemper.com/evelknievel/index.html

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

i think maybe it was a hotlink switcheroooo

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 02:07 (eighteen years ago)

ahhhhh

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

I am never posting an image ever again.

For at least a week.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

ok, good thing i didn't check this @ work this evening

guys, is it ever acceptable to go to a conference for work? y/n http://www.highedweb.com/2007/

I looked at flickr photos they put up of last year conference: red stapler, nerdy people in glasses, and dinosaurs. also a mastodon skeleton.

― daria-g, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

um dinosaurs + mastodon skeleton = why are you even asking us if this is "acceptable"? it's clearly gonna change your life in amazing and positive ways

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that's the thing, there are dinosaurs. but.. "conference." It's kind of like.. Sometimes I feel defeated when I see all these cool or at least DECENT web projects being done elsewhere & including higher ed, and then I think, my workplace is so dysfunctional it turns anything potentially good into a piece of middling user-unfriendly design-by-committee

― daria-g, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

wait, so you're not a dinosaur scientist? :(

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tonesafari.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/picture001.jpg

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

why am i at work this early?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

this is all my mother's fault

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

ugh

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

exactly!

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

are you alex in nyc yet?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

nah, after work

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

ok, i'm in. an hour before i usually get here. how do i use this extra time?

a) work
b) listen to "stranglehold" over and over again very loudly
c) take a nap

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

i vote the sleep one but i haven't finished my coffee yet

also,
http://i14.tinypic.com/2ugh1eb.gif

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Pointdamour.jpg/15px-Pointdamour.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

Stranglehold, definitely. The Nuge will Do it To Ya.

― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

man the nuge "stranglehold" -> telex "moskow discow" -> thee headcoats "i'm a headcoat baby" -> thomas jefferson slave apartments "outside my scene" -> throbbing gristle "AB-7/A" stretch of my at-work itunes is a really good one

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

also someone should procure me and the other dcilxdudes this book:

http://www.aslanpublishing.com/robertbluce/images/stand-up-shake-hands-say-how-do-you-do.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

as i think we could all use a refresher or two

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

you try to remember the right order for that shit after four gimlets

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

Get Up, Get Get, Get Down: What Boys Need to Know About 911 In Their Town

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

pass out, head in hands, say "fuck you"

THESE ARE OUR MANNERS

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ 911

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

uh i mean "never forget"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

;_; ?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

;_1 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Pointdedoute.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

sonned

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Pointdedoute.jpg/11px-Pointdedoute.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

sonned in a pointdedoute.jpg beef

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

boeuf d’ironie

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

angry gin drinkers: dc 8080

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

btw MW, "That's not Tubgirl, that's Evil Knievel" is such a blood diamonds statement

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mp-studio.com/top80/Texto/Samantha%20FOX%20-%20Do%20Ya%20Do%20Ya%20-%201986.jpg

un monument du heavy metal? ou rly?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

ok note to self: never come in this early again

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

yeah everyone else in dc was at my apartment until 1 a.m. last night, they're probably showing up late today

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

man nobody ever tells me nothin

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

instead i was waiting for m3g to show up and maybe sort of kind of start moving into my fucking house considering it's the middle of the month and all...but no such luck

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

also yo andy if you read this how difficult is it to learn slide? particularly if you already play open?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

man every morning the ile new answers page reminds me how much i just don't "get" british people

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

like every night while you sleep, dozens of little gremlins log in to ilx to argue about people you've never heard of, make puns, and have inexplicable taste in music

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

also they spell things weirdly. have you ever noticed that? it's pretty wild.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

pretty, pretty, pretty wild

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

i've heard slide is easy.

sorry about the craziness last night

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

craziness that necessitated a next day apology? DO TELL.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

i posted an evil knievel gift that turned into tubgirl

THE INTERNETS NEVER STOPS AMAZING ME

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

That's not Tubgirl, that's Evil Knievel.

Mr. Que on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 9:08 PM (Yesterday)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Arcade_Fire-hf.homepage_featured.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^that's not Talking Heads, that's Arcade Fire

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

ugh that is so much worse than tubgirl

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

why is he holding that picture??????????????

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

because he is an asshole

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

pretzel walrus OTM

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

guys new person in office !!!!!!!!!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

check out my gmail spam on the side of the screen

Wolf Hybred Training
How To Train Your Wolf Hybred Fast With No Hitting Or Scolding
www.pupville.com

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

you have a wolf hybred??! no one tells me anything.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

ilx today is like a wealth of things i said 3 years ago that are no longer remotely true.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.vintagecookbook.com/images/tcb003e_.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

ok i want that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

Third dude from the left in the arcade fire pic is actually a really cool guy. He's very nice and funny and has varied and interesting taste in music. And he's a pretty good drummer.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure there are cool people in the band, ther are like 25 people in the band

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

eww most of the arcade fire people look like hideous unpersons.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

also he is very good at his job

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

ok hm, so now m3g tells me she doesn't wanna move in because she's too unlikable to be around and she doesn't want to subject me to that.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

i am moving to antarctica, i'll see y'all later

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

my intention last night was to stop by alex's for like an hour, have a beer, and wish him a safe trip to NY.

instead, i stayed four hours, poured an entire beer on my head, downloaded a bunch of REM songs, switched his desktop photo from the replacements to topless jennifer connelly, crashed his computer, stole a shirt, and smoked everyone's cigarettes.

― 69, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

dude antarctica is lame, you should move to like bermuda.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

replace meg with tony hawthorne dude!! That guy is [i]insurmountable/[i]

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

insurmountable

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

oh pete we changed the jennifer connelly picture to topless jennifer connelly, topless uma thurman, and topless elizabeth hurley (a montage created lovingly by hand by tombot on the other computer). i also stole a shirt!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

pete I watched Labyrinth last night but she was wearing a shirt the whole time.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

hey the best idea ever is for the ghost wankette to go and put the tits collage on the g4wkermed14 server farm and post it

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

god i have to change that desktop background before it gets me in trouble

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

you're kidding zr

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

dammit pete, what did I tell you about REM. just say no

she doesn't wanna move in because she's too unlikable to be around and she doesn't want to subject me to that.

well.. can't say she didn't warn you!

― daria-g, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

also, ps you are kidding: REM?????

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

yeah he must've spent like $800 on rem songs last night or something, at least that is what it felt like, to my ears.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, someone needed to hear "fall on me" RIGHT THIS SECOND

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

TIME AFTER TIME IS MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG

― daria-g, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

i shouldn't talk i have every REM from Chronic Town to Document on vinyl: HI NERD RECORD GUY

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

fall on me is an awesome song though

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

It is but is it worth $800? NO

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

it's just really stupid, because like #1 reason she's so miserable is that she's 27 or 28 and lives with her fucking parents in potomac and has no car or license so of course she feels isolated and antisocial! gaaah!

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

snakefeedingonit'sowntailwithgreekname.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

why don't you just force her to move in with you? besides kidnapping charges i guess.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/pleh.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

wait how do you live in the suburbs and not have a license (unless it's from drinking)?

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

sounds like meggy needs a little push out of the nest

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

I went to school with a girl who looked just like that cat (only w/o the fur and whiskers and ears on top of head).

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

she's just learning how to drive

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

she's only been back there a little under a year

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

oh. she still needs a push, dude, i am sorry!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

2007 i love you but you're bringing me down

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

how to pick up girls / learn to drive

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

hey baby what's your sign

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

where did you learn how to drive?
IN BROOKLYN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

dude ZR I am going to forward you a pick-me-up to improve your 2007 ok

it is in the form of a graphic that can get you fired

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

zr i'm sorry about your situation but it really should be noted before you move that walruses live in the arctic

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

tom why don't you just flickr that shit and post it so we can all get fired

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

no i like my job!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure mw will "accidentally" post it eventually

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah you just got a promotion and became a supreme court justice, i forgot :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

guys i don't even know why i am at work today, there is NOTHING happening here. i feel bad for newguy.jpg.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

well shit tom that actually does improve the situation noticeably

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

actually if i was a supreme court justice i'd host a pron party in my office like the justices did back in the 70's with all the obscenity cases and whatnot

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

I went to school with a girl who looked just like that cat (only w/o the fur and whiskers and ears on top of head).

Wait, who was that?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/421105317_812dbf3cff.jpg

― 69, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

PRURIENT = BONERZ

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

i'm glad something does it for you

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno why I'm at work today really but ostensibly it is because I only have like 20 hours of VAC and don't want to push my luck vis-a-vis the fake comp time bullshit that lockheed does

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

698080

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

also btw but mt fuji is not that close to silver spring

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

it's pretty far in the background

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

what picture did pete post
is it boobscollage.png

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

hah i thought it said "mt. fags"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

BOOBS COLLAGE ON MOUNT FUJI
RISE OF THE MACHINES

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

no some of us actually have other things to think about, like for example blowing up dc.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

that is where i am actually moving

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

mt. fags 8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

ZACK IS MOVING TO MOUNT FAGS
HELLO ZENDIK

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

hiroshima i love you but i've chosen cleveland park

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

dude cleveland park is part of dc, it is going up with the rest of it, sorry!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

next time y'all see me i'll be selling some totally radical underground revolutionary photocopied dragon art

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

arent zendiks teetotalers

― 69, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

this kind of radical dragon art right
http://www.jigboxx.com/jps/su/su02009.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

i don't want to workshop a poem ever again, can someone nuke the poet in my class?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

TOTALLY RADICAL PHOTOCOPIED BOOBS COLLAGE
DEAD HORSE KICKED TO DEATH WITH KICKS

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

so glad i can't see that

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

lol i have a friend who got his master's degree in poetry. at sarah lawrence!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

and he listened to bright eyes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

surprise

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

six years of being the poet master at girl capital of yankee country just to stand on top of a burning car

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

that is what i do to people

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

CLEARLY NO ONE SHOULD EVER HANG OUT WITH ME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

UNLESS THEY LIKE BOOBIES

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

POETRY ABOUT BOOBIES

I"D STILL HATE IT

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

I was thinking "hey! I listen to bright eyes!" but then I remembered "oh, I listen to robert john's 'sad eyes'"

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

WHOS BOOBS THESE ARE I THINK I KNOW
SHE TOOK OFF HER SHIRT WHEN I GAVE HER BLOW

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

damn tom

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

AND MILES TO GO BEFORE I SKEET

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

i listen to bright eyes, the theme song to watership down

wait i don't do that either

mw your poetry speaks to me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

SKEET ON THE TEATS

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

AND MILES TO GO BEFORE I SKEETZ

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

i'd workshop THAT

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.defamer.com/topic/keira-knightly-altered.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

photoshop otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

BOOBY FAIRY

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

it's really cute how keira knightley gets so angry about that shit, too. it's like aww stay golden crazy flatty, you are fighting the good fight.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

i want to change my name to stay golden crazy flatty

;__________;

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

i wanted to change mine to That's not Tubgirl, that's Evil Knievel ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2007/3/13/For_Better_Or_Worse.855.g.gif
http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2007/3/14/For_Better_Or_Worse.42.g.gif

boxtarded

― 69, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

damn ghost rider, you leave for a couple hours and TMZ muscles in on your turf.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

you know, if this sinus issue of mine ever clears up i think i'll be about 15 lbs lighter than i am right now.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

wait what the hell is going on in that comic

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

if you are offended by PICKY FACE you are absolutely retarded

― 69, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

how much dollars would you pay to see stick figure keira knightley and kate winslet get rough and tough in a tub of spaghetti sauce wearing zero clothes

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

more retarded than that retard girl shannon

― 69, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

wait I did not mean to put "stick figure" in there
haha I can make this happen though

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

i probably wouldn't pay any money to see that. the spaghetti sauce thing just isn't doing it for me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna start calling people picky face.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

ok fuck the sauce it's a tub of gin

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

ok then i have some more questions
1. do i get to drink gin
2. do i get to get involved or is this a lame "hands off" strip club policy
3. what kind of music can i listen to

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

tombot i'll give you five dollars for that. ten if i get to drink the gin

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

1. yeah dude everybody, drink the gin, go ahead, there's a fucking tub of it
2. sure whatever the flying dawkins is policy-free
3. treat the radio like it's kryptonite

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

they both live in england, i bet this has happened.

― gff, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

i've been to england and let me tell you something dear sir, that is not what happens in england.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

3. "rollin" by limp bizkit is required by law for this situation, IIRC

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

WRONG

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

"more than words" by extreme?

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

you're a dead man

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

"when the children cry" by white lion

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

you know i'm right with that last one

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

you are dead again with the last one

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

i was thinking "here i go again" by whitesnake actually

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

during the guitar solo both ladies rear back, surprised, as white lion's long-locked lead guitarist rises surprisingly from the middle of the gin, frets dripping, as he plays his lament for the disadvantaged innocents of this world

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

wait no dudes tracer is 100% correct here.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

everyone in the room lights candles and starts singing along softly, the room tranformed into a cathedral, keira and kate look at one another and hug each other for a long time, and then slowly start to tongue each other

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

great just cut the music

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

eddie mruphy is married to scary spice?

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

no he just got her pregnant

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

tom brady style

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOW!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

how did i miss that? spice girls be gold diggin

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/03/0314_melanie_b_ramey.jpg

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

i think "in the still of the night" would be the preferred whitesnake song here. that is the most inexplicable sentence i've ever typed. i need a drink.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/14/f_retardm_73077e2.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

life is so cold in that house

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

brian you're blowing my mind

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

not to be overly critical cause that is really quite nice but there really should be some room made for "picky face"

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

oh I've clipped and saved picky face for future use

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

like "i dunno picky face probably"

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

pregnant scary spice kind of ruined my day guys

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

does this help reset your equilibrium
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/402659713_e813abe913.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

nope, blocked by websense
paint me a word picture

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.instacritic.com/images/keira_knightley_pirates_actress.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

oh it was just me and emily's boobs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

all of them?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

(.)(.) (.)(.)

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

no not ALL of them

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

how do you pronounce that
so I can ask for it

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

i've made that internet mistake before and you aren't tricking me into doing it again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

swedish meatballs

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

its allys fault she mentioned tmz

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/03/0314_elton_john_bday_wireim.jpg

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

they have awes pix there

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'll have the swedish meatballs please
hold the sweater

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

dude i know for a fact that you saw tits just this morning

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

and I'm Tits McGee!

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ojr.org/ojr/images/1300/image7.gif

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

haha see women don't actaully pay attention to shoes!

― I DIED, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

they couldn't like actually get a picture of a woman to illustrate "women"?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

we need a picture of a woman stat

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

uh

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

quit looking at that dude's wang

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.blogas.lt/uploads/deives_uma_thurman.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.blogas.lt/images/moblogas_title.gif
hilarious

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

sort of

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

guys this website!
http://smokingsides.com/asfs/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

"Keira Knightley appeared more interested in dancing like a chicken at the private bash. The chain-smoking teenager spent the night showing her man Jamie Dornan and Cat Deeley how to dance the 'funky chicken'"

WHAO

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

it's kind of an annoying task to find pictures of celebrity ladies smokin on the internets, there is some kind of conspiracy. called titties trumping cigarettes I GUESS fuck you google.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

i think cigarettes trump titties for me, though it's a hard choice to make. tho it may just be because cigarettes are always there for me and titties are notoriously unreliable.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

plus, if you want, you can have upwards of 20 cigarettes in an evening.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

if i had just five bucks in my pocket i know which one i'd spend that shit on, that's all i'm saying

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

the thing is, all of these things are pretty easy to combine.

i might be posting this twice

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.defamer.com/topic/keira-knightly-altered.jpg

Any fule knows that lady archers should cut off their left boob not enhance it.

Man driving on the belgian autobahns listening to Kate's Krautrock Primer is good fun. It is very hard not to stand on the accelerator. So easy to drift up to 110mph.

i have to go deeper into belgium tomorrow and the whole country is on a 90km/h limit to try and clear the smog that is blighting the country, which won't be fun.

― Ed, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

are you posting from inside a car??

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Not this time, I am back in the hotel chintz, checking in with work before I go for a walk to find beer, frites and girls.

― Ed, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

titty reliability!!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/if/2007/03/12/20070312_if.jpg
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/if/2007/03/13/20070313_if.jpg
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/if/2007/03/14/20070314_if.jpg

― Ed, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

what

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

that's what happens when you stop thinking about boobies

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

i am trying to stay focused here

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

i bet jon has enormous breasts

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

i bet jon has enormous breasts

the typeface equivilant of salt peter.

thanks.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

GIS Boobies with safe search on:

http://www.avisnatura.com/natl_geo_society/images/boobies.jpg

Now who wants me to take it off?

― Ed, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

...your shirt?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kingofeasystreet.com/stuff/titmouse.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, sure, why not? take it off. i'm down for this party.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

monkeycat titmouse

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

guess who is the proud owner of a 2 oz bag of cheddar beer chips?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

harrison ford

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

wow, these are mmmmm good

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

does a guy driving the cheddar beer chips delivery van count as the owner??

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Your search - yr boobies let me see them - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.

― Ed, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

i want to see harrison ford's cheddar beer breasts

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit harrison ford has fucking chips

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

now if it was old ilx i could have posted that as harrison ford.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

if so, then i'm guessing him, because he's more of a beer chip owner than you'll ever be, if quantity counts for anything

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

beer breasts pwned by harrison ford

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

whatever dude, my chips are awesome.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

that was for riverotter

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

= plot of Witness AND Frantic

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

breasts pawed by harrison ford film at 11

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

did you just refer to kelly mcgillis as beer breasts

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

harrison ford sings the hits of sam cooke in a barn

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

Hey I'm Harrison Ford. Your breasts are nice. I'm gonna put some beer and some cheddar on them. And my hands. OK?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

yesssssss keep bumpin on my air force ones

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are thinking of liam neeson

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

liam neeson doesn't know how to even start putting beer and cheese on a titty

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

that's not what i've heard

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

he's a slut

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

we all are, let's not judge liam neeson.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a slut for these chips

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

liam neeson has sensitive hands, give a guy a break

― gff, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.film.tv.it/imgbank/GALLERY/MA/00628908.JPG

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

photoshop someting amusing on that paper stat

― gff, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

gorilla gorilla gorilla

― gff, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

Listen I knew I was right look at the proof here it is.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/421226508_7e287c479e_o.png

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

oh jesus

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

sweet lord

― 69, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

8[

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

sweet lol

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are verbose today

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

scaly rind

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

holy crow

― 69, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

dear st. schefter of beer boobs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

hachi machi

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

I personally am really glad nobody at work has asked me to explain why I am sniggering to myself nonstop

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

oh my sweet lold

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

o my sol

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

r u there lold its me margaret indiana jones beer boobz

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

great caesar's ghost rider

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

jumpin jehosiphatz

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys it is pi day what should we do to celebrate? jon recommended "eat pie" he is the one who informed me of this new holiday that we need to have drinks to.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

like this group needs an excuse to celebrate

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

you could do a bunch of trig

― gff, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

cheese n beer boobs pie?

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

i'm doing physics problems

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

it's a celebration!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

no i think i will just eat a pie

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

and say bitchy shit on that coding thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

what do i do today:

* study for stupid doctor school test
* trick my friend into skipping out of work and going fly fishin
* shoot guns on BLM land
* 'bate

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHA @ 'BATE

― 69, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

>>> Al1son M1llar 3/14/2007 10:03:07 AM >>>
I will be out of office starting tomorrow, March 15, returning on Tuesday, March 20. I will also be leaving at 3:30 today. Please see me before then if you need anything from me. Otherwise, please see Le0nard or D4ryl with any questions (thanks guys!).

I will be reachable by cell phone (REDACTED) but will be busy with my sister's wedding preparations so I won't be TOO reachable :)

>>> B1ll M0r4n 3/14/2007 1:40:36 PM >>>
Are you heading off on vacation? If yes, any place fun? What are you going to be doing?

8[

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

DRESSING UP LIKE AN EASTER BASKERT

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

dressin up like an easter basket, 'baitin, being all bitchy, eatin some pies, typical shit you know.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

WRITE THAT BACK

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^ listen to that guy

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

i just don't understand why he would ask me what i am doing when i said, blatantly, in my e-mail what i will be doing??? is this a trick to get me to admit i'm going to be on a bender y/n if y does he realize i do that every week y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

it's a trick that's for sure.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

ackbar.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

yo

― 69, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.studentdoctor.net/images/smilies/idea.gif

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.paragonnetwork.org/ender/ackbar.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

wtf is up with the stupid image borders???

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

"stupid"

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

hahahah @ broadway trap edition

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

THIS page

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://elitemrp.net/iat/examples/bananas.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/COMMIEjap/ackbar.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

Hey Curt Schilling's blog is amazing and he likes Andy, too

Q-How do I think Andy Pettite will do?

A-Andy’s Andy. I mean the guy has been a winner his whole career and there’s no reason to think that will change. Andy Pettite, to me anyway, is a feel guy, he knows how to feel his way through a game and win when he’s not ‘on’. Not many guys can do that. I’ve always loved watching him pitch because he competes at another level. He’s got the makeup to compete within himself, which I think all good to great pitchers do.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

dude why don't you go suck andy pettite's dick already!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/kmdesigns/catfish_ackbar.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

i would like a killfile that replaces all posts mentioning andy pettite with this picture
http://www.karenkuehn.com/photos/people_cl/Derek_Jeter_1997.jpg

plz to write, someone, immediately.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lovelab.id.ucsb.edu/images/Ackbar.jpg

― gff, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

Curt Schilling has a kid named Gehrig???? WTF

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

brontoscorpio totally works for the mon calamari

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

curt schilling has a kid named gehrig. he also has every inning he's ever pitched in the majors on dvd. he is also a right wing christian conservative nut job. i like when the red sox win games but i kinda hate when that asshole is the one who wins them.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

i'm beginning to think mw might be a crazy lunatic christian or something because what is up with big upping the loons.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

man something else that is keeping me relatively sane today is this amazingly stupid italo song called "spelling love"

a for apple, b for bapple(?), c for coming up

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

a) not really sure how i've upped the loons, and b) schilling is such a blow hard his blog is entertaining

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

hah dude ally "up the loons" is pretty much the operating principle behind every friendship i've ever established

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

OK, dudes, now is the time for frites beer and girls.

― Ed, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

time for new suit and packing bags

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

fritesbeerengirls sounds like a german word

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

sounds like heaven to me.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

man if only i could have that for lunch

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

omg Little Orphan Ackbar has completely redeemed my day (which included getting threats and implied racial slurs from GDog Crazypants because Dan I said something mean to him on the Hastings thread and then immediately apologized)!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

[link i seriously hate everyone on both sides of this argument so fucking much right now]http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52722#unread[/link

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha i'm done with ilx for today jesus

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

i seriously hate everyone on both sides of this argument so fucking much right now

exceptions made for most of you. BUT NOT ALL.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

fuck you brian

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

i refuse to keep reading that thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

(brian u know ur my boo)

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

also dan: wtf!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

who is brian

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ yes wtf?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

ghost rider

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

haha lack of xpost notification will redeem nu-ilx yet

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

wait who is TOMBOT

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

let's go visit the sandbox

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

What is river wolf a reference to?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

otters

seriously guys sandbox is fun!@!!!!!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

haha accidental xp

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

so i just read the whole hasting thread to figure out wtf dan is talking about and OMG WHAT THE HELL mw got banned for accidental tubgirl but gzeus no get banned for that??? WAU NU ILX IS THE WEIRDEST

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

In all fairness, I didn't ask for GZeus to get banned and someone did jokingly ask for MW to get banned. Also, apparently I'm so awful that GZeus has fucked off for good (or at least fucked off of the Hastings thread which is kind of all I really care about).

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

:D
good job in being awful

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

I deserved to get banned--seriously, I didn't even get a good look at her and i was still grossed out.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

guys we all fucked off to the sandbox because of DAN what are you still doing here

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

wait are you guys in a sandbox??

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

it's funny how inability to change login name has somehow resulted in waaaayyy more confusion as to who is who

― daria-g, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

guys get the hell out of here and go back to the sandbox it is way funner and you can change your display name and use html and we can all have a big awesome gay old time just like in ages past

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

i am already in a sandbox

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

a feel guy, he knows how to feel his way through a game and win when he’s not ‘on’. Not many guys can do that.

No, bcz it's fucking bullshit.

GO BLUE JAYS

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

Did DC people die?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

We moved offices

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

good move

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

what???

― Jeff, Sunday, 18 March 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

ok i can't find the thread about my sister working at hooters now. i mean, ok, if i go to ilx search and search on it? it returns me a new answers page, which no longer has that thread on it. wtf??!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=16913

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

tom, you know we're all in the other office btw, right?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

We may be back in this office now or are we off to the other other office.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Friday, 30 March 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh no

― river wolf, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

i have never meant a woe face more than i now mean this woe face

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

One of us. FOREVER.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

RIP u_u

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH.

― John Justen, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

brian, if you could perhaps craft some sort of crying caruso/hunter/eagle/"never forget"-stylee memorial graphic that would be very blood diamonds of you.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

shoud there be a new dc thred to comemmorate the loss of the old?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

also, please note that what finally brings ned over to a dc thread is the opportunity to laugh callously in our faces

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

UH.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/30/f_sucksm_a1514af.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

um ok do you assholes want to go to temp hall tonight or not?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

uh hey dudes so happy hour or am i actually just going to drink myself to death at home alone tonight

lol at that xpost

― ghost rider, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, sandbox, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, sandbox, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, sandbox, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, sandbox, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers everywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfish on the beach

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah yeah i'll go, sorry i was on the train when everyone was havin their discussion. i gotta do a j and work out this guitar riff i'm stealin from a human league song first though but that shouldn't take me very long.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53006#unread

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

ALRIGHT TEMPERANCE HALL 7PM IS CONFIRMED

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

I'll come up to temp hall (our real life sandbox) but I gotta grab a couple drinks with work people (going away party).

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

anticipate arrival at temp hall by 8pm

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

ALRIGHT 8PM IS CONFIRMED

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

don't let me hold you back, though.

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

flight 2077 anticipated arrival WHENEVS SON

― TOMBOT, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

sorry for the bitchiness dudes, i got some dramas going on and was terrified that for some reason y'all became teetotallers.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

haha do we look like Mr. Que?

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

guys it's only 5pm and i might be drunk already???

― river wolf, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

PUNK

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

i am a student!

― river wolf, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

okay TOMBOT you totally made the right decision by going home early - Josh Wink didn't come on until 3am, so it was another hour and a half of progressive house. Really, every time I go to Five I come out hating it more. Good talent, good sound, shit flow & crowd. I almost passed out on the dancefloor due to what smelled like a cheap aftershave spill.

Dude I passed by on the way home who was getting sobriety test: you were TOTALLY drunk.

― I DIED, Saturday, 31 March 2007 08:22 (eighteen years ago)

couple sitting on the floor and talking in the mailroom in my apartment building when I got home a few minutes ago: WTF?!?

― I DIED, Saturday, 31 March 2007 08:23 (eighteen years ago)

hey are you all still going to have pizza somewhere this afternoon? i am feeling much better now & wld be nice to have some proper food

― daria-g, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

guys i love PBS - magellanic penguins in the andes?? i luh this shit

― 69, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

I will not be doing pizza today (or probably tomorrow), as I have to work ;_;

― I DIED, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

man dudes some guy named David at a T-Mobile call center just saved me a shitload of money on my next bill

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

who has a scanner so we can upload the notebook?

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

dear 69,

this thread should hopefully convince you that mickey is not, and never will be, a bro. there's more, but as i said, i am not jaymc, and i'm too lazy to track down each instance of dude being an irritating, offensive shit.

love,
ghost rider

― ghost rider, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

also i has the notebook

― ghost rider, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

link doesn';t wrk

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=58&threadid=55#unread

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

wow

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

no one posted any stool pigeon .jpgs

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.classicalvalues.com/StopSnitchinTees.jpg

― daria-g, Saturday, 31 March 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, if dude would just accept that whatever happened, happened, and let it go & quit feeling sorry for himself.

― daria-g, Saturday, 31 March 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

and quit being a dull bigoted homophobic troll, yeah.
OK DONE WITH MICKEYTALK

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 31 March 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

okay, I'm going to see a 9:40 showing of Blades of Glory at Gallery Place w/ my roommate. All are welcome! Drinks will probably be involved after.

― I DIED, Saturday, 31 March 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

Tonight, John Justen and Fluffy Bear will drink "Blood Diamonds" and "8080". I think. Report to follow.

― John Justen, Saturday, 31 March 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

where is the report

― river wolf, Sunday, 1 April 2007 06:43 (eighteen years ago)

uggghhhh.

― John Justen, Sunday, 1 April 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

yea that sounds about right.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

guys I'm growing a totally uncontrolled hippie beard until they make me go to work

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

Hey T&A happy anniversary!

― quincie, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

yeah!

― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

thanks dude! off to eat ye olde wedding cake from freezer and go into diabetic coma but i have some champagne and i've been drinking bourbon so that should stave off sugar effects and/or cause hilarity.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

Anniversary hurrah! And yes I'm still annoyed with myself for not just flying out there for it last year but anyway.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BROS

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)


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