dr who 3 - the ice warriors cometh

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for one worried moment i thought i saw sontarans in the new trailer - my guess they were the new model ice warrior army.

bovvered?

Alan, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

the futurisitc city stuff looked alright. and FINALLY they have some proper killer droids.

blueski, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

ICE WARRIORS???????????????????

AWESOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

I have not seen this new trailer.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

I repeat:

AWESOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Also where is this so-called "trailer"?)

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/index_trailer.shtml

Alan, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

OK NEW COMPANION = GORGEOUS YUMM WOW A++ COSIGN

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

I knew Dan would be the first American to post here.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

SHE CAN REVERSE THE POLARITY OF MY NEUTRON FLOW ANYTIME!

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

Dan otm.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

Imagine that said in a way that makes it less creepy please.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

^EMO

Ed, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

The Sontaran-but-not is a "Judoon" I believe.

YR NOT FOOLING ME RTD.

Groke, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

^ON THE DR. WHO THREAD W/THE REST OF US

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

fuck xpost sorry groke

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

EXCITED

The BBC media player is shit, by the way. They should sort that out.

chap, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously I have died and gone to nerd heaven because they took Benny, Roz and Anji and squashed them into one sexy package!

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

Say, how do the other Americans here get their Who? BBC carried locally?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

BBCAmerica/Sci Fi (whichever comes first)

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

I heard a rumour the new companion was actually a lesbian, because RTD has had enough of 'will they, won't they' storylines.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

also they cut out a scene featuring her in her undies.

blueski, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

Featuring a cameo appearance by Toni Braxton.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't just bringing back random monsters the path of JNT nerd pandering? And we all know where that led.

In order to bring balance to the Force, I have decided to be against Nu-DrWho.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

sontaran's would be JNT. ice warriors redone as war of the worlds could work

Alan, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

I might not bother watching the Shakespeare one.

blueski, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

OK NEW COMPANION = GORGEOUS YUMM WOW A++ COSIGN

I already don't like her. Snooty cow.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

SNOOTY ROWR MORE LIKE

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

Say, how do the other Americans here get their Who? BBC carried locally?

I will usually bitorrent it the day after it airs in the UK, which I would feel pathetic and sad about if there weren't so many UK posters who do the same thing with Lost.

Nicole, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

I'm trying to justify my craziness here, I have no idea if it's working.

Nicole, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

it seems like quite reasonable behaviour to me, unless you hated Doctor Who and downloaded it just to pour scorn on the thing, every week.

blueski, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm trying to justify my craziness here, I have no idea if it's working.

Nicole, Mister Monkey has a piece of software that he downloaded onto his laptop that schedules our downloads for us, so we don't even have to look them up every week. Before that, I kept track of them using epguides and a paper calendar on the wall. So you don't seem mad to me.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

xpost (cosign...whatever) on the new assistant. She looks very yummy indeed.
However, they'd better make her into a much different character than Rose. Less Doctor worship please.

It would be really rather neat if one of his assistants actually thought he was a total twat (and told him so, repeatedly) but hung around with him anyway because he went to interesting places and did interesting things...

Stone Monkey, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)


It would be really rather neat if one of his assistants actually thought he was a total twat (and told him so, repeatedly) but hung around with him anyway because he went to interesting places and did interesting things...


This would be great, not because I think the doctor is a twat but because Rose's "Oh Doctor, I wuv you soooo much let's have million of babies" act just got so old.

Nicole, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

So basically 6th Doctor/Peri part II?

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

That's why I kind of liked Donna in The Runaway Bride, she wasn't terribly "woo, I wuv you". Martha looks kind of sassier and wiser. I hope.

Accentmonkey, how did you miss the trailer? It was on right before Life on Mars.

ailsa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

I had an idea for an episode in which Fit Martha wanders into a wild region of the TARDIS governed by the Doctor's id, which tries to kill her for not being Rose. They should put me in charge of Doctor Who, it would be much better.

chap, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

Accentmonkey, how did you miss the trailer? It was on right before Life on Mars.

Sky Plus, innit. Mister M cued it up and we all piled into the living room with wine to greet the BBC Colour logo. He probably fast forwarded on purpose to avoid having to listen to me getting full of Tennant-love.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

Loads of Troughton stuff just went up on a11uc.org.

chap, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

FOR REALZ?????

HI DERE, Thursday, 22 March 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

Yep, and what would seem to be the complete Hartnell as well.

chap, Thursday, 22 March 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

jess stevenson. ROXOR

Alan, Thursday, 29 March 2007 09:41 (eighteen years ago)

and it looks like that might be cornell's Human Nature adaptation

Alan, Thursday, 29 March 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to miss the new series debut this weekend. And the Hawkwind documentary!

Is it time to finally bite the bullet and buy a television?

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

I have to go and drink beer in a minute but first impressions = yay, Doctor Who is back on form.

Matt DC, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Best opening episode yet, and Martha is very likeable (not to mention fit).

chap, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Martha = hooray, not annoying, actually very cool, the Doctor needs a brainy companion. Also hot. And hopefully no love story.

Aliens = not annoying. Good.

45min thing = worked this time.

Martha's family = die.

That Oliver dude from the hospital = definitely needs to come back.

Matt DC, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Martha's family = die.

yeah, no 'just nipping back to the 21st Century to check up on mum' this time please.

chap, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

That poster saying 'Vote Saxon' is going to mean something.

chap, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

Drat!
I missed it.

Now, where's that torrent...

Calumn, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

that and the dialog(ue) that referred to Saxon = yes, fo sure

Alan, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Surely Saxon is this year's Torchwood or Bad Wolf?

treefell, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

If anybody catches that torrent, please to let 'Merican's know?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

'Mericans, obv.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

could they only afford one rhino mask?

'planet sovirax' was funny. but won't travel.

koogs, Saturday, 31 March 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

Very confident and pacey start to the new series. A few gags that were funny too (I liked the "I'm a Time Lord!", "full of your self much?" exchange. And the Quizmania ref, god help me). The leather-clad rhinos on the moon were also good fun.

I'll need to see it again to fully appreciate it though as I was tucking into a BIG CURRY whilst it was on.

DavidM, Saturday, 31 March 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

Really enjoyed this. Tennants seems to have calmed down a bit and Martha is excellent - fears about annoying family are OTM though. Only thing that really let it down for me was the wide shot of the South Bank reminding me of work.

robster, Saturday, 31 March 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

Man, I loved this. Martha is like a million times better than Rose (though stop it with the fucking "oh Rose Rose I wuvved her" references - we had enough of that with the Christmas episode). I cheered the loss of convenient-plot-device sonic screwdriver, until it came back again.

"Run!" "- and again" was nice. Shaking xrays out of feet = let Tennant do his gurning comedy buffoon thing for a bit without doing it all the bloody time.

Anne Reid was marvellous.

See when the doctor died after getting blood sucked? Shouldn't he have regenerated? How come he gets to die and come back (note: I R nu-Who person and do not understand all the back story stuff)

ailsa, Saturday, 31 March 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

Also giant rofflez at the Judoon giving Martha papers for compensation. Actually, the Judoon were kind of cool, for space-police-rhinos.

ailsa, Saturday, 31 March 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

See when the doctor died after getting blood sucked? Shouldn't he have regenerated?

Time Lords don't always regenerate, sometimes they just die. In the story "The Deadly Assassin" a whole bunch of Time Lords get murdered and none of them regenerate.

Other plot holes include:

-Where is the hospital getting its power from, especially the jiggered MRI that's going to send out a fatal magnetic pulse 250,000 miles in every direction? I doubt a backup generator could handle that.

-Why didn't the plasmavore lady realize she wasn't drinking human blood when she was drinking from the Doctor? Surely Time Lord blood would taste/feel different?

Anyway it doesn't matter, because this episode rocked. So good! I absolutely cannot wait until next week after seeing that.

f. hazel, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

Another interesting point to ponder re: regeneration is that the Third Doctor's regeneration is triggered by damage from a blast of radiation! Yet the Tenth Doctor's response to a blast of radiation is... to hop around a bit.

f. hazel, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

Timelord immune system going great guns, I assume.

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 April 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

I was hoping for some explanation for the Doctor alternating between the blue and brown ("tight") suits.

DavidM, Sunday, 1 April 2007 09:06 (eighteen years ago)

different flavours of radiation. EASY

Alan, Sunday, 1 April 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

i always want strawberry radiation but they only ever have mint.

f. hazel, Sunday, 1 April 2007 09:27 (eighteen years ago)

why would mouth to mouth resusitation revive someone who's just had their blood sucked away?

ken c, Sunday, 1 April 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

I wondered that. "He's got two hearts" - yes but NEITHER OF THEM HAVE ANY BLOOD. You'd think a doctor might realise that?
Or a scriptwriter.

Oh well. Nice enough episode. I think they could have played it less for laughs - that was my biggest problem with the last series. That biker bloke, for example, could have been quite sinister if they'd ditched the silly music. As it was, it just looked like them being chased by a despatch rider. Which is sort of scary, if you're phobic of people that deliver parcels, but not very.

hobart paving, Sunday, 1 April 2007 10:05 (eighteen years ago)

Or scared of ladies with coleslaw/cold-sores.

I was pleased we never saw Anne Reids "true form" - I thought that worke dwell and she was a good baddie. With the constant Dr Who exception of getting the science ALL WRONG AGAIN it was a really fun episode, and Martha was great. Can anyone look ahead at Outpost Gallifrey to see how often we see her annoying fambly (actually sis and bruvva seemed quite normal).

Pete, Sunday, 1 April 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)

I think the coleslaw-phobia storyline has potential.

An episode where the baddies are pre-packed sandwiches? They don't do much, they just sit in fridges looking menacing.

hobart paving, Sunday, 1 April 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

The Mayonaise Menace...

Pete, Sunday, 1 April 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

How many nice old ladies have we had as bad guys in RTD Who?

It was an ok ep.

Radiation shoe thing was dud as fuck.

onimo, Sunday, 1 April 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

liked the fanboy reproach in "gravitic anomaliser, helmic regulator and... the handbrake"

Alan, Sunday, 1 April 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

That biker bloke, for example, could have been quite sinister if they'd ditched the silly music. As it was, it just looked like them being chased by a despatch rider. Which is sort of scary, if you're phobic of people that deliver parcels, but not very.

The BBC ran out of production money, so they had to borrow The Stig from Top Gear.

ken c, Sunday, 1 April 2007 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

Good episode, I am very pleased that his sonic screwdriver has been fucked.

Ed, Sunday, 1 April 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

He got a new one at the end of the episode, Ed.

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 April 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

I did not notice that, bugger.

Ed, Sunday, 1 April 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

Christ, the music was painfully bad. Otherwise quite a fun episode, although I didn't think you could use CPR to revive someone who was dead from having all their blood drained out.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 1 April 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

lady was interrupted mid-blood-suck. she obv hadn't finished.

Alan, Sunday, 1 April 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

Well, frankly it was a RUBBISH plan either way. "I'll let all my blood get sucked out and then lie on the floor and let someone ELSE save the world!". You wouldn't have got Tom Baker mucking around with such nonsense. Then again, I didn't want to shag Tom Baker.

hobart paving, Sunday, 1 April 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

This is the first Dr. Who episode I've seen from start to finish (well I did have to take a couple of support phone calls as well as fry up a couple of hamburgers) and I thought it was SO GREAT! What fun! The Doctor is so enjoyable, he gets so much out of all his lines. And c'mon, teleporting a hospital to the moon = maximising the potential of television.

Martha really really reminds me of someone else but I can't put my finger on who.

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 1 April 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

Cor, a newb! This could be fun.

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 April 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

I wondered that. "He's got two hearts" - yes but NEITHER OF THEM HAVE ANY BLOOD. You'd think a doctor might realise that?

Well, that's assuming his two hearts share one circulatory system. They could have separate ones!

f. hazel, Monday, 2 April 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

Calumn hooked me up with a link, ep was good fun. I was equally puzzled by the bloodsuck + cpr = revive formula, but hazel's separate circ sys explanation seems a likely way out.

Martha ought to be fun.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 April 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

This was sort of OK. Neither up nor down, which I suppose you'd expect from an intro episode. I can live with all the plot holes noted above, but there was one glaring one nobody has spotted:

When he's crouching on the balcony with Martha doing a bit of exposition about the Judoon and why he was in the hostipal, The Doctor says he needs to find the plasmavore first because as soon as the Judoon find their non-human they'll kill everyone else in the hostipal for breaking the law and harbouring a criminal/alium. He even says it two or three times to reinforce how serious it is and how he can't let the Judoon kill "1000 innocent people", and that that was why he was in there in the first place, so he could save all the lives.

IMAGINE MY SURPRISE when the plot then plays out as follows:

Judoon: HI DERE
Martha: She's an alium!!!
Judoon: WAHT IS SHE MADE
Plasmavore: I is not an alium!!! I has a special mark!!!
Judoon: YOU NEVER HER <zap>
Judoon2: FAP?
<Judoons go down teh pub>

Forgetting the entire establishing plot WITHIN THE SAME EPISODE is pretty bad, even by RTD's low standards.

Oh, and "my cousin Adeola never came home" = WEAK.

aldo, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:02 (eighteen years ago)

That isn't a glaring plot hole, the Doctor didn't know whether or not they'd kill anyone, he was planning for the worst case scenario.

I liked the Adeola reference, better than just ignoring it, anyway.

Matt DC, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)

Also, I know the Judoon were supposed to be a bit thick but I would assume they'd work out that if Alien Old Lady is DRINKING THEIR BLOOD then the hospital staff are hardly likely to be giving her a helping hand.

Matt DC, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

Adeola? Must have missed that. Nice summing up, Aldo

hobart paving, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

Also, by the end of the episode the threat of the Judoons killing some people had been superceded by the threat of a little old lady blowing up the earth with an x-ray machine, so I kind of forgot about it.

xpost

chap, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

i am a newb but it seems to me if we know one thing it's that the doctor is almost always certain about how things work, but things don't always work the way he thinks they do

xposts

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

but yeah, what matt said about worst-case scenarios is the way i saw

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, isn't this kind of real-world verification/pouncing UTTERLY BESIDE THE POINT in a show like this?? i mean, the dude can time-travel!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

I enjoyed it, but didn't quite see the need to zoom the hospital off into space and onto the moon. I mean, I know they needed it to be on neutral territory etc etc but couldn't the Judoon have just put some kind of force-field bubble around the building and invaded it while it was still on earth? When they returned the building at the end, I kept thinking that some poor builder chappie might have been inspecting the rubble and got buried in the foundations when the hospital came back.



x-post OH MY GOD WE HAVE X-POST BACK AGAIN!!! HURRAH!!

C J, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

It's still nice to have consistent internal logic, but I don't think this episode lacked it particularly (compared to some past stories, or indeed the history of the programme on the whole).

xpost to Tracer

chap, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

I'm kind of surprised the Judoon didn't do anything about her non-very-powerful magnet, since the EMP it was going to generate was far more likely to have an effect on their ELECTRONIC AND ACTUALLY PRETTY CLOSE spaceships than the NOT ELECRONIC AND ACTUALLY PRETTY FAR AWAY, CERTAINLY FAR ENOUGH THAT THE INVERSE SQUARE LAW BECOMES A SEVERE LIMITING FACTOR humang branes.

I take the suggestions that The Doctor was talking about a worst case scenario on board, I will need to watch that bit again to see how definite he is about it. (I have in my head now that Martha says something like "they wouldn't just kill everybody, surely?" to which he responds "oh yes, they will" but I could be imagining it.)

aldo, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure he said "they could kill everyone", not "they will kill everyone". He didn't sound too sure.

Also they transported the hospital to the moon BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOL.

Matt DC, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

Other plot hole - don't hospitals have big blood banks when any evil bloodsucking alien can gorge themselves to their hearts content?

Matt DC, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, didn't evil bloodsucking alien mention them at the end?

onimo, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

RTD said, on Dr Who Confidential, that Martha's "arc" will be that of unrequited love (for the Doctor presumably). So no luck on getting rid of that despised "foxy companion wuvs Doctor" thing, then.

RTD should just give him a male companion and get it over with, it's fairly obvious he wants to.

iirc the Doctor said something along the lines of "They'll execute you all for harbouring a fugitive".

Stone Monkey, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

She mentioned the blood banks at one point.

YAY XPOSTED FOR THE FIRST TIME

aldo, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

Also : do hospitals not have oxygen tanks? Nobody thought to go and get any of those to prevent people dying of suffocation, did they?

C J, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, the doctor who was Martha's mate was giving them to people as soon as they got to the moon.

Well, either that or the hostipal itself has a giant dial indicating when the oxygen in it is running out.

aldo, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

so were all non-humans illegal on earth then? or did the timelords do something criminal? (why were they gonna kill the dr?)

ken c, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

That's just what I thought the dial was :(

I are thick.

C J, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

I think all they knew about the fugitive was that they were non-human, and were just out to kill the first non-human they came across.

xpost

chap, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, if there's ever a call for a cameo appearance by Maggie Thatcher eh eh eh?

ken c, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

haha i loved the squeaky sound effect whenever the rhinos gave someone the straight-edge X on their hand!! this moment of sheer terror, your life hangs in the balance, and then "squeaky squeak"

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

Watched it again last night and fully enjoyed it for a second time. Completely bonkers from beginning to end but so what.

I thought having Adeola as Martha's cousin was a crafty way out.

I noticed Saxon was mentioned in The Runaway Bride.

DavidM, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

Is it just me, or did Martha's TOTAL HOTTNESS increase in inverse proportion to the amount of oxygen left?

Right now she's running at no.3 in the assistants TOTAL HOTTNESS league :

1. Jo Grant (Katy Manning)
2. Sarah-Jane (Liz Sladen)
3. Martha

Sorry to digress.

Dr.C, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

Your sums are wrong, Zoe isn't at the top of your list.

aldo, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

I noticed Saxon was mentioned in The Runaway Bride.

yes yes but what about The Hawkwind Conspiracy?

blueski, Monday, 2 April 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

still, credit to the skirty Judoon for inventing a marker pen that even squeaks when placed on human skin.

blueski, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

I thought Captain Jack was going to be in this after the end of Torchwood. There's an unrequited love storyline begging to be written. Perhaps too obvious, though.

hobart paving, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

Jack's back for the final three episodes, from what I hear.

I HAVE A SONIC SCREWDRIVER. IT IS ACES.

carson dial, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

Right. I want prime-time bumsex by the end of the season then. That's not too much to ask, is it?

Apparently they got rid of the Sonic Screwdriver in the Peter Davidson era precisely because it was such a convenient plot-device and they wanted the Doctor to not just be able to glibly solve things - well, not quite so glibly anyway.

I really should remember more useful things than this.

hobart paving, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

so is Torchwood series 1 happening in parallel with events in this new Who series?

it would be good if they actually explain Jack's origin properly.

blueski, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

Re. fugitive: the Judoon don't have time to kill everyone, they need to evacuate and avoid the huge magnetic pulse.

But since the huge magnetic pulse is going to kill everyone anyway, justice will be done.

Groke, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

I think one of the signs in the corridors they were running through said "Rhinotology department" or somesuch. Also liked the Judoon-speak: "Rol fol gol shol bol hol!"

ledge, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

chap OTM, this had a much more together plot than any of last series! It was a nice change not to notice the plot holes until afterwards and then be able to explain them away if I felt like bothering, as opposed to the usual discovery five minutes before the end of some wonderful deux ex machina that contradicts large chunks of earlier plot. (Was it always that way? I haven't revisited earlier Doctors, and as a kid I never noticed... much of anything really, in between being delighted at K-9 and hoping to grow up to be various assistants)

(I like to think that the "these windowframes aren't airtight" was because RTD has windows in space on the brain after six tons of mail asking what the hell was with the "oh, I will smash this window and expel the space devil while we all sit here comfortably" one)

Anyway, I didn't watch this at the time because I didn't really enjoy the last series, but then I regretted that and stole it off the internet, and it was great fun. Quite pleased with Martha so far, liked Tennant more than before, laughed out loud at a couple of things (since forgotten), even allowed myself to be excited for the rest of the series until I remembered it's still RTD and is probably going to have everything I didn't like about the last series. Though I did like the Eccleston series, so maybe there's hope, but if "unrequited love" and "Captain Jack" are going to be themes, well...

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

deux ex machina
This is where there's two of them, and one of them is caused by Charlie Sheen. Or maybe it's where bourbon and internet ranting at teatime is considered to be an acceptable substitute for lunch. Delicious!

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

> "Rhinotology department"

'rhino' is medical for 'nose'.

koogs, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

Also they transported the hospital to the moon BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOL.

And also it stops geeky twonks from running all over teh interwebs going "use other planets please" (um, even though the moon is Property Of Teh Earth, and not even a planet)

If they can explain away Adeola, when do we get to hear about why Martha's mum was one of the cat nurses in "New Earth"?

ailsa, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

<i>'rhino' is medical for 'nose'.</i>

I know - but I still think it was a deliberate gag.

ledge, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'm glad the show doesn't feel the need to "explain away" anything, that would be lame.

Nicole, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

So why explain away Adeola at all, is what I mean. I don't actually give one toss that they can't find more actors.

ailsa, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

It wasn't an explanation so much as a fairly unobtrusive in-joke.

chap, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

I'm with Aldo on mostly despising the second series, but this was a pretty great return to form. Which point in the episode was the Saxon stuff? Missed that entirely.

Also, spent whole episode thinking consultant doctor was astonishingly aged Peter Egan.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

I read somewhere on t'internet that "Saxon" (being an anagram) might indicate the return of the Axons, the energy-draining aliens that Jon Pertwee sent into a perpetual time loop back in 1971. But I read this on CBBC, so it might not be true.

C J, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

Have a spoilery Saxon link.

Vote Saxon

onimo, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 09:06 (eighteen years ago)

Just ever so slightly spoilery, given the rumours about which character that actor would be playing...

Forest Pines, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

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this is from Love And Monsters right?

blueski, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

ril = http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q144/EwanD_2007/LM1.jpg

blueski, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)

it stops geeky twonks from running all over teh interwebs going "use other planets please"

if ep 1 series 4 is set in a hospital we can go 'use other large institutional buildings plz!'

Alan, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

Are they doing webisodes this year again?

treefell, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:23 (eighteen years ago)

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onimo, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:25 (eighteen years ago)

Go away nasty italics!

onimo, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:26 (eighteen years ago)

srsly ?

onimo, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:26 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's something to do with the illegal link message, apparently the chicago thread was having problems with it yesterday. Might need moderator intervention?

treefell, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

So Harriet Jones is on the way out, then? We already know about what's supposed to be Britain's Golden Age so presumably there's someone disrupting the timeline.

Also those aren't human hands holding that paper.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:28 (eighteen years ago)

I'm prepared to give RTD the benefit of the doubt over this, that The Doctor removing Harriet Jones after The Christmas Invasion was to teach her a lesson and she'll take power again to lead Britain into Britain's Golden Age after Mister Saxon is revealed to be the chap his anagram suggests (HINT: the last part of it is 'No. SIX' and knowing who Geoffrey Beevers is might help work it out).

Of course, since he's managed to fuck up the chronology already, I might be crediting him with too much foresight.

aldo, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

omg he's Stream Nosix!

onimo, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

He didn't actually remove Harriet Jones did he? I just sort of spat "Britain's golden age" in disgust, had a mini-rant and then left?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:42 (eighteen years ago)

Oh actually, there was that "don't you think she looks tired?" thing wasn't there. That would feed into why she's losing in the poll etc.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:43 (eighteen years ago)

Matt can you fix the html please?

onimo, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:44 (eighteen years ago)

All this emphasising is hard work!

onimo, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

No, he gives the aide the phrase "doesn't she look tired?" which essentially brings down her government. It's referencing an attempt to depose Thatcher during, or possibly just after, the Falklands by Heseltine(?).

aldo, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

Ooops, x post

aldo, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

Good grief that was rub. RTD in full on smug in-jokey overload and the effects and costumes were awful. Plus I *knew* he wouldn't be able to resist making a gay Shakespeare gag.

Matt DC, Saturday, 7 April 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

It wasn't RTD! (well, clearly his hand was upon it)

It got by on gusto for the first 25 minutes but I found myself checking my watch a lot as the 'plot' got going.

Both the regular leads were good though - Martha is really watchable.

Groke, Saturday, 7 April 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

That was bluddy awful.

RickyT, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to be contrarian again. I thought the comedy probably worked better than in any other episode of the RTD era and all the actors were pretty good. It was better than probably a good half of the previous series.

BUT FFS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A STRAIGHT HISTORICAL?

aldo, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

The comedy was good before they ran out of jokes and kept using the same one again and again.

Groke, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

cf ALL OF LAST SERIES. At least this was only stretched out over 45 minutes.

aldo, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

You just knew The Doctor would 'accidentally' be giving Shakespeare some of his lines, but, christ, it was overdone.

Quite cosy, this one. I enjoyed it more than I expected to going by the trailer.

DavidM, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Aldo I was no great fan of the last series either!

Groke, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I really wasn't looking forward to this one, as they tend to have problems with historical characters (Dickens, Victoria with those pointless kung-fu monks), but this was good fun. A romp! First two episodes of this series are better than the first two of the last series.

Or maybe Martha is just really nice to look at.

Gukbe, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Poor Gareth. i enjoyed it. the overdoing or not of the shakespeare gags is always going to be a hard one to judge - i think they erred on the side of 'sod it we'll only do shakespeare once' (tho come to think of it, elizabeth!)

Alan, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

it was funnier than Gaiman's shot at the same. (ok, not comparable or really similar at all. much)

Alan, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, this was much better than Tooth and Claw.
I liked the bed scene best of all.

Props to The Culture Show for continuing the theme of cackling, wizened faced old creatures by having Mark E Smith on straight after.

DavidM, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

that went pretty much just as you'd expect a new 'doctor who meets shakespeare + witches' episode to go really. 4/10. bored of the fast pace of the episodes now.

i'm assuming the next two episodes are intrinsically linked (new new york vs new york, mysterious creatures underground) - hurrah for Face Of Boe tho. he'd better dish the dirt like he said he would - they're meeting for the last time and all that.

blueski, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Tooth And Claw was far better!

blueski, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Tooth and Claw had those horribly pointless wire-fu monks. Not having them will always trump having them. I thought it was fun, though maybe I'm accustomed to the fast pace now, as that used to really annoy me.

Gukbe, Saturday, 7 April 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

I've been a fan of both the previous historical episodes in nu-Who. The Dickens one managed to be creepy and reverential in just the right way, Tooth and Claw did the 'running down corridors only to be locked in a room with a monster behind the door' thing much better than anything else that series. And the kung-fu monks were great.

The thing about this episode was it could have been far more sinister or interesting and just didn't bother in favour of being a slightly camp romp. FWIW I thought Shakespeare was the best thing about it, I liked the idea of him being a bad-tempered, mildly racist adulterous perv.

Also, did the bit where Queen Liz One recognised the Doctor even remotely make sense in the context of Doctor Who meta-chronology? Surely if the Doctor's never met her before, he hasn't yet interfered with that timeline and she would never have recognised him?

Matt DC, Saturday, 7 April 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

Why do all the baddies need to be
a) impossible
b) from before the dawn of time
c) the only representatives of their race left
d) not using any science that actually makes sense

It was fun, though scared of actually using words to the effect it expected (and as someone who understands the "word" usage version of mathematics was vert very wrong). And stop it with the Rose wiv, she has gone and Martha is clearly better. And can we have a go at working it out please, rather than making rules up as you go along.

Plusses: Regulars are great. Really nice chemistry between Martha and the Doc. Shakespeare good, Bedlam scene nicely creepy. Foreshadowing!

Pete, Saturday, 7 April 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

If they're going to have cat people and insane asylums, they need to be doing a Louis Wain historical.

f. hazel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

Also, did the bit where Queen Liz One recognised the Doctor even remotely make sense in the context of Doctor Who meta-chronology? Surely if the Doctor's never met her before, he hasn't yet interfered with that timeline and she would never have recognised him?

At the time of this adventure with Shakespeare, their meeting lies in her past and his future. Or am I misunderstanding you.

f. hazel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, that's fine in the Dr Who context, Martha met the Doctor first (tie bit) after the adventure in Smith & Jones in the Doctor's timeline.

Pete, Sunday, 8 April 2007 07:42 (eighteen years ago)

I can see the 'Martha comes on to Dr like her pants are burning, Dr is blithely unaware, mutters about his Rose' plot getting a bit tedious. Unless some space monster addles Dr's brain, so that they have it off in episode 4 but Dr is not in his right mind and everything is very awkward afterwards.

byebyepride, Sunday, 8 April 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, I thought this was pretty funny in places, although the 'grief of a genius allowed us to escape our prison' idea was a bit rub. FFS kids died all the time in the olden days.

byebyepride, Sunday, 8 April 2007 08:34 (eighteen years ago)

You just knew The Doctor would 'accidentally' be giving Shakespeare some of his lines, but, christ, it was overdone.

But everybody does this with Shakespeare. Anachronisms (such as 'here, you'll never guess who I had in the back of my punt') and feeding him what turn out to be classic lines are staples of Shakespeare time-travel fun, or modern Shakespeare-based comedies at all. It is a gag I particularly loathe, though, and so I was grinding my teeth audibly every time they did it. I was amused to see that the script writer obviously got a copy of 1599 for Christmas as well.

You can keep your Harry Potter bollocks as well, thanks all the same.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 8 April 2007 10:55 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, I realise I started that post with 'but' when it should have been 'yes, and', because I am agreeing with you.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 8 April 2007 10:57 (eighteen years ago)

A very silly episode, mostly in a bad way. Martha is coming along nicely, though, and it all looked pretty nice (apart from the witches' gash makeup).

Was the mad architect Super Hans, or was I just imagining it?

chap, Sunday, 8 April 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

I was wondering that. If he'd stuck up his head and gone "did you have me sectioned?" it would've been the greatest thing ever.

Matt DC, Sunday, 8 April 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

It was him.

chap, Sunday, 8 April 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, the Harry Potter bit was crap. Power of Shakespeare and his marvellous mastery of the English language saves the world except it doesn't, it's actually saved by a bit of twaddle made up by JK Rowling.

That aside, it was kind of fun. Even if I did actually shout "no she wouldn't!" at the telly when the Doctor was all "Rose would know". Also all the "it's the thought of Rose that keeps me doing this" bollocks - enough already.

ailsa, Sunday, 8 April 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't see what makes Rose so much more special than the dozens of other companions the Doctor's been through. Doc 1 left his granddaughter behind in post-apocalyptic London with nary a shrug, for god's sake.

chap, Sunday, 8 April 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

I really wanted Martha to go "fuck me, doesn't Shakespeare look like Dean Lennox Kelly", since she was so taken with how he didn't look like Shakespeare, but that'd have been too cringeworthily meta, even by RTD's standards.

ailsa, Sunday, 8 April 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

She should just spend the whole series pointing out where she's seen the bit part actors before: "Hey, it's Kev off Shameless! And I'm sure that weird fish monster thing was in Holby once."

chap, Sunday, 8 April 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

Aye, it's kind of odd when they reference the Harry Potter stuff without her noticing she's travelling with Barty Crouch Jr etc.

(ha, like *this* is a major logical plothole in Doctor Who)

ailsa, Sunday, 8 April 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

Next week we have Father Dougal as a cat person.

chap, Sunday, 8 April 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

Well I thought it was fun. I'm all for Dr who being campy bollocks, although Martha crushing on the Doctor is bad news for everyone concerned.

The witches needed to speak in rhyming couplets for extra sillyfun.

Shakespeare = own brand Kenneth Branagh.

The Wayward Johnny B, Sunday, 8 April 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure many of the kids (not, necessarily, The Kids) watching enjoyed picking up on all the Harry Potter refs. And: target audience remember.

DavidM, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

I always go into Doctor Who thinking of it as a kids, or perhaps better, a family oriented show. I give it a lot of slack because of that, and am always well pleased when they do something a bit more subtle.

Anyway, as long as the Doctor doesn't pick up the Olympic Torch Which Carries the Good Spirit of the Universe and runs with it, I'm going to be pretty happy.

Gukbe, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

Well it didn't make much sense but I liked it! Shakespeare was sort of a DICK, huh??

My favorite moment was when Shakespeare actually says "as IF"

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 April 2007 10:43 (eighteen years ago)

RUBBISH MACRA. resign

Alan, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

That bliss thing - nicked from Serenity?

V, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

The Macra deserved better :(

Groke, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

I like that these people were supposed to be harnessing the POWER of WORDS but all Love's Labors Won's last SECRET DESTRUCTO LINES were like "summon 0.2364719!"

Abbott, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

And yeah, god, if he keeps talking about Rose Fucking Tyler I'm going to go put a whoopie cushion in his Tardis.

Abbott, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Come back olympic flame all is forgiven.

I don't know if anyone noticed BUT that was just all A BIG TRAFFIC JAM. A traffic jam. Doctor Who meets... a traffic jam. Next week, Doctor Who visits the Met Office, there's a storm outside which just goes away, the Doctor checks his emails etc.

Gallifrey stuff tho = sniffle.

Sarah, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

I disliked the Gallifrey stuff. I'm still just never convinced when Tennant gets emotional (though generally I'm liking him lots more this season)

Groke, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

I've liked the previous two episodes of this series, but this was the best so far. I loved all the traffic jam Ballardian dystopia business. A good bit of SF there. The Face of Boe stuff, not so much. Glad to see the back that thing really. Though it was amusing to see him out of his tank.

DavidM, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

"Doctor Who visits the Met Office"

b-but russell won't have been stuck for ages in the Met Office thinking "wow, i can really satirise this for 50 minutes, most of which will be ppl thinking 'but nothing has happened because it's a traffic jam and ppl just talking', after all they managed it for that episode of One Foot in The Grave"

Alan, Saturday, 14 April 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

Well I was pretty chuffed with this episode, slightly bollocks resolution aside. It had proper SF ideas and stuff, plus giant crab monsters, the couple from American Gothic and Father Dougal as a cat.

Bad accent alert for next week.

chap, Sunday, 15 April 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

Bad accent every week...

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Sunday, 15 April 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

I agree with DavidM and chap. I really liked the neverending traffic jam, particularly as it did proper sci-fi buildup of OMG TEHY CAN NEVER GET OFF!

I feel like the Doctor in that I'm starting to miss Rose too. For all her wide-mouthed frogginess, Billy Piper at least had some chemistry with both of her Doctors. I'm not getting anything at all from Martha and I don't buy the do-they-or-don't-they fancy each other between her and the Doctor, because they clearly don't. And I normally do love that sort of thing.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 15 April 2007 08:04 (eighteen years ago)

KITTENS!!!

Martha's more about the questions, isn't she? What about your planet, can we go there? etc - wonderful bloody Rose didn't ever ask that, did she, yet she's still seen as the clever and insightful one. Martha's asking the right questions, but I think splitting them up so early in the series didn't do the development of their relationship any favours.

Face of Boe's secret: we didn't see THAT coming, did we? *yawn*

Next week, Daleks. Hoo-bloody-ray.

ailsa, Sunday, 15 April 2007 09:45 (eighteen years ago)

heavens.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 April 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

Of course nobody was alive on the surface, they never are in FUTURE SHOCKS are they. Plagiarism, thy name is RTD.

Huge chunks of this lifted from the first Nemesis strip, and bits of Dredd obv.

1) As soon as the woman had had the kittens, Father Dougal ("...and his head swelled to 50ft" was clearly supposed to be said to Ted") could have entered the Fast Lane surely?
2) How did ForgetGirl's parents get into the Fast Lane so quickly when there was only two of them? Also they didn't seem to have been gone very long, so how did they get any distance?
3) RTD's sums for distance were complete rubbidge. Father Dougal complains that he only gets 20yds in one go and that it's a slow day. It's apparently taken them 12 years to get 15 miles. If they "only" did 20yds a day that would be 50 MILES. GET ONE CALCULATOR.

As was said ^^^, the Macra deserved better. The Gallifrey stuff was rubbish too, and puts canon in a bit of confusion.

aldo, Sunday, 15 April 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

moan moan moan

DavidM, Sunday, 15 April 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

Were you not having a go at people for moaning about inconsistencies in Life on Mars as well? Picking out plotholes is part of the fun!

ailsa, Sunday, 15 April 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

what was the deal with the American Gothic couple?

wtf with the woman literally 'having kittens' - oh Russell you big disturbing hoot

the emotions thing was really lame

FOB's secret = duhhhh...but he's only had this secret since the Time War ended - how does this square with his 'carrying it for millions of years' thing?

lol old ladies as married couple - OOOH CONTEMPORARY (was quite sweet tho)

i liked the story and ideas generally but thought it was quite poorly executed overall. 5/10.

blueski, Sunday, 15 April 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

1) As soon as the woman had had the kittens, Father Dougal ("...and his head swelled to 50ft" was clearly supposed to be said to Ted") could have entered the Fast Lane surely?
2) How did ForgetGirl's parents get into the Fast Lane so quickly when there was only two of them? Also they didn't seem to have been gone very long, so how did they get any distance?
3) RTD's sums for distance were complete rubbidge. Father Dougal complains that he only gets 20yds in one go and that it's a slow day. It's apparently taken them 12 years to get 15 miles. If they "only" did 20yds a day that would be 50 MILES. GET ONE CALCULATOR.


Re: 1.) They were afraid to go into the fastlane. When the Doctor suggested it, they said not to even mention it.
Re: 2.) I've got no idea
Re: 3.) I thought they said it was a really fast day to get 20 yards.

Gukbe, Sunday, 15 April 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

If I can join in with the moaning (I liked the traffic jam idea though, and the return of the Gay Agenda after it was a bit quiet in series two), I though Martha was supposed to be more kick-ass instead of just sitting there saying "Oh the Doctor will come! He'll save us! He's brilliant he is, you'll see! We don't need to do anything, he'll sort it all out."

V, Sunday, 15 April 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

Plagiarism, thy name is RTD. Huge chunks of this lifted from the first Nemesis strip, and bits of Dredd obv.

1. You have to be an enormous genius to come up with an entirely new idea in sci-fi.
2. It's the first time this kind of thing has been shown on TV, which gives it a fresh sheen.

chap, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

3. To me, 'it referenced 80s 2000 AD' is really not a complaint.

chap, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

Just checked it, he says "20yds, we're having a good day" in a sarcastic tone.

I agree with chap's point #3, although there's a difference between a self-contained 4 page strip that doesn't really need to have much in the way of internal logic and a 45 minute TV show.

aldo, Sunday, 15 April 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

For all her wide-mouthed frogginess, Billy Piper at least had some chemistry with both of her Doctors.

You think so? I thought she did with Nine, not at all with Ten. Which is why all the "Rose is gone OH NOES" emo seems a little odd coming from him. I think he has much better chemistry with Martha.

Nicole, Sunday, 15 April 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

I'm unreservedly enjoying Martha at the moment, which I'd like to think is not entirely down to her supernatural attractiveness.

chap, Sunday, 15 April 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

I do think Billie was probably technically a better actress, but also a more annoying one if that makes any kind of sense.

chap, Sunday, 15 April 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

I agree. She is a good actress, but by the end of S2 I was so happy for her to finally go because she was annoying the hell out of me. A lot of that was probably due to the writing, but it was also partly her characterization.

Nicole, Sunday, 15 April 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

Billie had a shite script mostly to work with in Series 2. She was terrific in Series 1.
I like Martha though.

When is the Stephen Moffat written episode on? I'd far rather he wrote more and RTD a lot LESS.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Sunday, 15 April 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

Agreed. If RTD wants to move on (as rumored), I hope Moffat takes over. That's probably just wishful thinking though.

Nicole, Sunday, 15 April 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

RTD will go when the bbc drops Dr Who I reckon(or vice versa)

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

I suppose I'm a bit more forgiving of RTD given that I'd imagine it's largely thanks to him that it's back on the first place, but I think I'd be happier if he was producing rather than writing.

I'm unreservedly enjoying Martha at the moment, which I'd like to think is not entirely down to her supernatural attractiveness.

Perhaps she just needs to be better written. I've certainly nothing against the actress, despite the fact that Mister Monkey fancies her and she appears to be wearing someone else's legs (her bottom half seems entirely out of proportion to her top half, strangely), but she's no Tegan, who I was watching the other night in Castrovalva and is great.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

I enjoyed this one, mostly because I liked the 'trapped in perpetual traffic jam' idea. Not sure about Cat Ardal O'Hanlon and his missus though - argh Dr Who and the Bestiality Agendar.

Good Pirates of the Carribbean rip-off music as well for the 'Doctor springs into action' scenes.

Can someone explain the Macra thing? I'd never heard of them before so I had no real emotional investment in them being any good.

Matt DC, Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Can someone explain the Macra thing?

The Doctor encountered them on another planet messing around with human colonists... the story was broadcast in April 1967, so you could be forgiven for not remembering it.

They're a race of sentient crabs who live on gas and can communicate telepathically. They could hypnotize humans in their original appearance.

f. hazel, Sunday, 15 April 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Rhino monsters, crab monsters and now Pig monsters.

seriously? Pig Monsters?

Slumpman, Sunday, 15 April 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

xpost on Martha being almost scarily gorgeous, it would be kinda interesting if the other characters noticed that.
I rather liked the episode - and RTD, on Dr Who Confidential (Yes, I am geeky enough to actually watch it, and I bet I'm not the only one) did say that 2000AD had been a major influence. Although apparently it was more Judge Dredd and his Mega City One than Nemesis the Warlock. The bowler hat guy was a direct steal of Max Normal apparently.

Stone Monkey, Monday, 16 April 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

the 'making of show' seemed to suggest that all the macra episodes were lost. they did have some footage but it looked like 3rd generation copy that someone had found in their shed. i only know the name from the first bbc radiophonic workshop dr who cd.

also, Max Normal. (xpost)

pig monsters feature quite heavily in science fiction (Alistair Reynolds, for instance, has a race of them). might have a lot to do with fact they always talk about transplanting pig hearts into humans (genetic similarity?)

koogs, Monday, 16 April 2007 11:17 (eighteen years ago)

in shakespeare ep, shakes can't keep her hands off her and remarks on how "tight" her clothes are. in this last one the kidnapers said "she looks rich", i.e. creamy and luscious (OK maybe not).

do who assistants/sidekicks ever get a change of clothes, or is martha's leather jacket and jeans going to be her de facto superhero costume?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

Rose wore different clothes/hair for most episodes. But if the Doctor doesn't change much perhaps Martha shouldn't either.

blueski, Monday, 16 April 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

2000AD influences generally good. they should have Tom's brother write an ep!

blueski, Monday, 16 April 2007 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

Bear in mind Martha's still technically on her first trip and expecting to be dropped off home, so not changing seems feasible.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 April 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

they made a big fuss about Rose wearing something appropriate for Dickensian times, but not Martha when meeting Shakey.

blueski, Monday, 16 April 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I love the "who cares" aspect of how they treat anachronisms - they lean on it when it suits them, not when not. The dramatic consequences of the cognitive disconnects provoked by time travel are "scenic" and used to add to or point up things that are happening in the story anyway, rather than act as some constant stumbling block as they surely would in real life.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

I don't understand how all the other Timelords can be 'dead', when each of them occupies their own personal timeline outside the space/time continuum and constantly nip back and forth. I suppose there are complicated Gallifreyan rules governing this kind of thing that are beyond the mortal ken. Either that or RTD hasn't thought it through.

chap, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps they are in their own 'genesis ark'

blueski, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

would like more episodes where the Doctor DOESN'T change an entire society or make everything lovely again for a bunch of people. an episode where he totally screws up and Martha has to fix it would be good (and help endear her to him). it wouldn't be any more heresy than things they've already done.

next week = NOT Daleks vs King Kong :( :( :(

blueski, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

Pig Kong

Groke, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

could a Dalek exterminate any living creature regardless of it's size? what's the biggest thing a Dalek or...whatever you call a group of Daleks...has killed?

blueski, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not 100% sure what a Dalek gun actually *does*.

Groke, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

A plothole of Daleks.

xpost

chap, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

they should have Tom's brother write an ep!

That is an excellent idea.

Nicole, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

Not dreadful, says I. The series still needs extricated from FANWANK territory, and the ep could have been a lot better, but I kind of like expository episodes.

aldo, Saturday, 21 April 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Not dreadful, agreed, but not brilliant either. I know the plot hasn't resolved yet but how did the 4 Daleks end up in New York in the 1930s when they were last seen heading towards limbo? Or have I missed something?

Quite liked the dalek/human hybrid, though. And could lead to non Dalek looking Daleks in the future.

Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 21 April 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

I thought the head Dalek was nearing the end of his spin cycle like a washing machine near the end.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Saturday, 21 April 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Best series ever, this.

DavidM, Saturday, 21 April 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

"Or have I missed something?"

yes, you missed "Emergency Temporal Shift"

Alan, Saturday, 21 April 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

The human/dalek will've given a few kids the willies, I reckons. I second 'not dreadful'. A bit too much running up and down, though, and I would quite like to see the back of Tallulah and her accent. I liked the daleks telling people they were stupid.

chap, Saturday, 21 April 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

God, that was boring.

Alba, Sunday, 22 April 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

really? it was a little slower than nu-who, but i didn't feel it wanting. perhaps cos it was like a very good 'trad' who. i have v high expectations for next week. tune in to find out if they are dashed.

Alan, Sunday, 22 April 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)

slower pace v welcome. there was less music as well = good.

only real problem is how formulaic it was.

the Cult Of Skaro really aren't that smart tho huh? 'why do we keep failing when the humans keep surviving?' 'oh it must be because they have LEGS'. NO IT'S BECAUSE THE DOCTOR LIKES THEM BUT NOT YOU, DUMBASSES.

the NYC shots were far better than i expected tho.

blueski, Sunday, 22 April 2007 10:18 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know, I was thinking about this earlier this morning, and the notion of wanting to create a dalek/human hybrid actually has quite strong canon background - in fact, only NuWho series 1 goes against it. In Destiny Of The Daleks we see them try to recover Davros from the ruins of Skaro because they need the 'human' brain input to remove them of the stalemate in the war with the Movellans.

On a more promising note, it's claimed last night that Skaro is destroyed during the Time War when we know it was destroyed in Remembrance otD. THIS CAN ONLY LEAD TO THE DE-CANONISATION OF McGANN. YAY.

A bit too much running up and down, though

NOT ENOUGH RUNNING UP AND DOWN, MORE LIKE.

aldo, Sunday, 22 April 2007 10:41 (eighteen years ago)

lovely level-floored sewers

Alan, Sunday, 22 April 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

It was a parallel Skaro, like the parallel Earth also ;)

blueski, Sunday, 22 April 2007 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

i meant aldo there, not also

blueski, Sunday, 22 April 2007 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

skaro's sun was destroyed - maybe skaro survived?

Alan, Sunday, 22 April 2007 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

There were some fantastic lame accents in this episode but I enjoyed it. Inredibly formulaic in that sort of slow exposition way but I'm pretty sure they're working up to something spectacular next week with the whole Empire State Building thing.

Some nice shots in this one - workers sitting on the girders especially.

Matt DC, Sunday, 22 April 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

When Dalek Sec was going off on one, the other two daleks 'shared a look' which has made me chuckle every time I've thought about it. Which has been quite a bit. It tickles me stangely.

DavidM, Sunday, 22 April 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

It's because they knew their washing was almost done.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Sunday, 22 April 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

Animal-faced mutants, 30's skyscraper construction workers and leggy showgirls - is Matthew Barney involved?

Soukesian, Sunday, 22 April 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

That was one of my first thoughts, to be honest. The 'half' half-pig that Laslo turned into bore quite a resemblance to Barney in C4, and the lift was a lot like the one in C3. Without even going near the tracking shot of the outside of the Chrysler Building with the construction workers looking at it.

"That Hiram Abiff, now he was a real decent boss. Paid you on time, and didn't make you work in the cold. Pity he made us squash that guy's head with a girder when we were doing that maypole dance."

aldo, Sunday, 22 April 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

You'd think, if you were the Daleks, that you'd have built some kind of Doctor Detector by now. Not that I mind at all - my favourite part of any Dalek story is the "oh shit it's the Doctor" moment.

Groke, Sunday, 22 April 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

I thought this improved a lot more once the Doctor was in on the same thing as us, ie knew it was the fvcking daleks - because of that effing Radio Times spoiler this ran slower for me than I'd like.

Sarah, Sunday, 22 April 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

I quite liked the pro-union stance the whole episode took, and the Animal Farm idea of having the slaves be pigs for no good reason. And the lack of music was great. And Mister Monkey had never heard of Hooverville before so he actually learned a real face from Dr. Who, which was nice.

I still can't believe they're keeping up will-they-won't-they. THEY WON'T! Or at least, they shouldn't.

I also disliked Tallulah's seemingly wilful inability to recognise the man she loves, despite the fact that his face had changed a bit. Waste of valuable time.

But otherwise it was pretty top. Frank being pulled back down the manhole and the Manlek would have had me running behind the sofa in my formative years.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 22 April 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

You'd think, if you were the Daleks, that you'd have built some kind of Doctor Detector by now.

Aye, I just said something similar to the mister while watching. Similarly, you'd think the Doctor would be sufficiently au fait with Dalek technology by now to recognise it when he stumbles across it in a sewer, instead of all this "oh, that code reference = it's from..... OMG Skaro WTF" like everything to do with them isn't imprinted in his brain already. Also, when Ecclescake version came across that chained up Dalek, he was genuinely frightened of it. Now it's all "ho hum, look, it's a Dalek, not again *rolls eyes, yawns* oh well" sort of thing.

ailsa, Sunday, 22 April 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

It's especially odd seeing as these very Daleks have encountered this very Doctor before.

Also, when Ecclescake version came across that chained up Dalek, he was genuinely frightened of it. Now it's all "ho hum, look, it's a Dalek, not again *rolls eyes, yawns* oh well" sort of thing.

For one thing Doc 10 is a bit less jumpy and more confident than Doc 9 anyway, and for another Eccles thought all the Daleks had been destroyed when he came across that one, hence being particularly shaken.

chap, Sunday, 22 April 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

Another thing that struck me as strange: isn't the daleks' whole ethos based on racial purity, and wouldn't a dalek/human crossbreed sully that ethos?

chap, Sunday, 22 April 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

that was kind of addressed by the two dalek minions objecting.

Ed, Sunday, 22 April 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

Ah, I got a phonecall towards the end and must've missed that.

chap, Sunday, 22 April 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

daleks don't seem to have realised the advantages of stereoscopic vision, i predict their downfall will be a lack of depth perception.

still, nice shoes.

koogs, Monday, 23 April 2007 08:56 (eighteen years ago)

I suspect what will happen in the second part is that the other daleks will regard the new 'human' Sec as an abomination and ask for the help of the Doctor to defeat it.

I have found the answer to the Skaro question I posed ^^^^ as well, but it leads to OH NOES WAHT IS CANON debates. In the book 'War Of The Daleks', it turns out Skaro wasn't destroyed but that the planet in Destiny otD was a terraformed planet called Antalin made to look like Skaro, and that the Movellans were actually created by the daleks, and the war faked, to give The Doctor the idea that it actually was Skaro and it could survive, despite the records showing it was destroyed. Although the Big Finish audio 'Terra Firma' has Skaro as having been destroyed after all in Remebrance otD. And I won't mention that Skaro exists at the start of the TVM, or that the novelisation of it contradicts 'Lungbarrow'...

aldo, Monday, 23 April 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)

i thought the Daleks were capable of 'detecting alien DNA' - plus they managed to recognise the Doctor from a video screen so why couldn't they 'sense' his presence in the same room as them this time?

blueski, Monday, 23 April 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man, Aldo! War Of The Daleks is really actually the worst book ever...

I am happy to believe that: all incarnations of Skaro collapsed in the Time War so we don't have to think about it too much. Other incarnations of Skaro may have copped it before but that was only Dalek canon (ARF!) fodder.

I would have tht that seeing as the Daleks are TIME SENSITIVE they can sense other time-traveller DNA pretty easily ie haha THE RASSILON IMPRIMATURE (leave me ALONE) wot is integral to the Doc's DNA - esp seeing as they MUST have a similar thing inside themselves to allow them to time travel ESPECIALLY w/o some sort of TARDIS! Emergency Temporal Shift MY ARSE I sa.

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)

I love that on CERTAIN WHO FANSITES people say things like "Well, I normally hold the books as canon but this was in War Of The Daleks so I'll make an excpetion this time."

I wasn't going to bring up the Rassilon Imprimatur for fear of being laffed at.

aldo, Monday, 23 April 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

Arf I ph34r that you and I are in bad company together here, for shame...

Anyway, I expect next weeks to be better, as this one only got really gripping when the Doc knew what we did - there's not much fun in just waiting for the Doc to discover something which is bleeding obvious, and especially not when it's the daleks again.

On saying that, I did actually like the early bits, I loved the shots of the Empire State Building construction workers, Hooverville and Solomon were great, although groan @ The Judgement Of Solomon DYS.

Hilarity also ensued at Tallulah's actual posher-than-cut-glass-home-counties accent on Confidential. Geez youse fellers sure is sumtin!

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:07 (eighteen years ago)

I would like Lungbarrow to be PROPER CANON because then Doctor Who could have a giant BADGER as a companion. Classic. Although they would probably make it rub like the cat nuns, oh okay then, point taken.

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)

sarah feels the same fear, but does it anyway.

i rewatched army of ghosts/doomsday and it was blimmin ace!

i missed the whole cult of skaro chat first time round. but it appears they are a 'blue sky thinking' outfit charged with working out how to make daleks even more (now just 'some') succesful.

their plan = bonkers obv. ha ha, they are thinking 'outside of the box'

Alan, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)

Insert family fortunes EH-URRR noise pls :)

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, I watched 'Survival' yesterday. Not nearly as bad as I remembered it being, although I did burst out "lol jakcet is hueg" at one point.

Anyway, the best thing on the DVD I thought was the documentary about the cancellation. Let's examine the state Who was in at the time of cancellation:

Charismatic, openly gay producer perceived by the GBP as the face of Who, and fills production office with his mates giving them all jobs.
Script editing forcing down the path of making the Doctor more mysterious and powerful, sweeping away established canon.
Show running with a masterplan, building to a Big Reveal.
Reliance on New Adventures authors to drive the scripts forwards.
Large use of guest stars from popular culture.
Dalek/cyberman/Master as returning villains.
Strong female companion, showing girls can be rough & tough too.
Weak decision making by head of drama in believing the GBP perception and that nobody else could do the job.

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN.

aldo, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:18 (eighteen years ago)

But you omit: David Tennants/Freema Ageymann = well hotttt vs SYLVESTER MCCOY/bleddy Sophie Aldred = considerably NOT :)

(I have never seen Survival obv, in fact the only McCoy rubbidge I have ever watched is some nonsense about floating the Hand of Omega down a street into a coffin and something to do with the Daleks somewhere or other, I was actually two bottles of wine down by that time but suspect it would have made even LESS sense stone cold sober).

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

That is true. (I was fiteing in the pub last night with a mate who is an Aldred TRUE BELIEVER. I hates her.)

Haha that is the aforementioned Rememberance which is possibly the best McCoy but, as you say, only really makes sense when you're piddly. The best for this is Ghost Light which was supposed to be a three-parter, cut to two, and is only comprehensible when you've listened to Marc Platt's commentary telling you what is ACTUALLY happening.

aldo, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:28 (eighteen years ago)

I think Ace was considered hott at the time. McCoy less so perhaps.

blueski, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

aldred is still on my second wife list.

Alan, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

The Master was in McCoy-era Who? I thought he hadn't appeared since the original actor died in like the early 80s or something?

I have seen Ghost Light - it makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.

Matt DC, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

A friend gave me a video of Ghost Light about a YEAR ago now, I have never watched it. I am waiting for the OPPORTUNE MOMENT of wrongness...

Matt there were two Masters! Delgado and Ainley!

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)

(Didn't know he was in McCoy Who though - Anthony Ainley took over in Peter Davison era I believe, Delgado died early 70s I think?! Might be on crazy pills here)

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

(Also there is TV movie Master but I cannot believe he counts)

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

he is in the last mccoy

Alan, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:40 (eighteen years ago)

Delgado died in 73. Ainley took over in 1981(?) - last story of the Tom Baker era - and played him through the 80s. In between you had a horrid dessicated inbetween-bodies version who showed up in 1976 (and again in 81 for the transition to Ainley) played by - and this might turn out to be fannishly important - two different actors.

Groke, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:42 (eighteen years ago)

Roger Delgado played the Master until his death in 1973. Anthony Ainley comes in as the identifiable Master (to gloss over the Pratt & Beevers Masters) in Keeper of Traken/Logopolis in 1981 - handily released recently in the Return of the Master box set.

He's then in a variety of Davison, C Baker and McCoy stories. Ainley is bizarrely not chosen to continue as the Master (even in the opening sequences) of the TVM, despite not dying till eight years after it was made. His last appearance as the Master was in cut-scenes for the Destiny of the Doctors computer game, in 1997.

lots of xposts

and the two different actors (Pratt/Beevers) may well turn out to be important, because you will need to count them if MISTER SAXON=MASTER NO SIX.

aldo, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:43 (eighteen years ago)

ROGER DELGADO = GO ALDRED OGRE

Alan, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:43 (eighteen years ago)

ANTHONY AINLEY = HEY ALAN, NO TINY!

Alan, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

yes put that Ultrasound CD away young man

blueski, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

i larfed loads at the dalek v cybermen bitching again. there is one line about "you are superior than us at one thing, DYING" which = instantly in my head 'yeah you are better than me, at SUCKING"

Alan, Monday, 23 April 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

maybe it's just my mood this morning, but this is like the most rofflesome thread in the world today, maybe it's just because i don't want to be caught laffing about dr who at work...

CarsmileSteve, Monday, 23 April 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

I watched Ghost Light on YouTube the other day and it is the biggest load of random drivel ever. Better than Paradise Towers though, which is the other McCoy I remember enjoying a lot as a child, but which is just very very camp and silly as it turns out. McCoy himself is quite good, though.

chap, Monday, 23 April 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

Paradise Towers is AWESOME.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 23 April 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

Ghost Light was one of the 1st stories to be purely written by a fan wasn't it?

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 23 April 2007 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

I thought PT had good ideas and a witty script, but was awfully realised. Mel and that Pex guy that were particulary shit.

chap, Monday, 23 April 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

Richard Briers was fabulous (as always)

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 23 April 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

it depends what you mean by purely written by a fan i guess. i recall Full Circle being described as the first fandom written story.

Alan, Monday, 23 April 2007 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

eg http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/episodeguide/fullcircle/detail.shtml describes it as such.

Alan, Monday, 23 April 2007 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, yeh, when do we get Key To Time on dvd then??

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

Also E-space trilogy on dvd pls. (Even though Mark of the Rani is GRATE and thing).

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

Also boo Haughty Mary HOORAY for Jaunty Lalla

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone who likes Lalla is a paedo.

Pete, Monday, 23 April 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, hardcore Whovians: I've been watching a lot of Hartnells and Troughtons recently and will move on to Pertwee soon. What would you recommend?

chap, Monday, 23 April 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

Pertwee POX: Spearhead From Space, The Silurians, Inferno, The Daemons, Carnival Of Monsters, Planet Of The Spiders, The Time Warrior, The Green Death, The Curse Of Peladon, The Claws Of Axos

Groke, Monday, 23 April 2007 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

Sarah, Mary Tamm has takled about recording commentary tracks, prompting speculation KTT is the January box.

chap: Best Pertwizzles are:

Sea Devils/Silurians
Inferno
The Daemons
both Peladons
Green Death
Time Warrior
Day of/Death To The Daleks
Frontier In Space

I'm fond of the two Auton stories too, although Spearhead isn't that well regarded.

aldo, Monday, 23 April 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks!

I'll do my Hartnell POV if we're on the subject (only counting complete serials): The Ark, The Time Meddler, Dalek Invasion of Earth, The Daleks, The Romans.

chap, Monday, 23 April 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

Episode two of The Ark has the best cliffhanger ever.

chap, Monday, 23 April 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

I can't really argue with that list for complete serials, although I have a soft spot for The Aztecs.

aldo, Monday, 23 April 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

The Daemons is the best vehicle for THE SILVER FOX.

I also like the Sea Devils and Axos. You can have a snooze during the middle part of Inferno without too many problems IIRC.

KTT is definitely on it's region 2 way but WHEN O WHEN.

I are knowing bug all about Hartnell.

Sarah, Monday, 23 April 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

Quick Q: Have the daleks ever 'killed' Dr Who (ie in some way causing him regenerate)? No time to explain...

DavidM, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

No.

Groke, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Oh OK, actually, we don't know. They might have killed the 8th one. It happened offscreen.

Groke, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

They were sort of connected with the death of 9, but the time vortex did the actual killing.

chap, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

INFERNO

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

it's weakly implied that the 8th one regenerated because of the events of the time war

Alan, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

Tallulah's accent was so good! It was straight out of Little Shop of Horrors.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 April 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

By the way, the other day I happened to find the Tardis lying around unattended so I took it out for a spin. This photo is from a trip to the wastes of Shepherd's Bush.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/tracer_tardis_2.jpg

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 April 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

Arruuuuughhhhh best picture ever!!

Here is me in a mini-TARDIS tribute!! I don't trust linking inline pics so clicky: http://www.flickr.com/photos/robot_starry/146886550/

Doctor 8 (in his lovely WIGGE) = totally hot btw! I am not ashamed!!

Sarah, Thursday, 26 April 2007 10:42 (eighteen years ago)

hmm nice enough with all the humans are questioning and good stuff but setting the episode it just a few years from the rise of hitler and stalin seems... perverse.

acrobat, Sunday, 29 April 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

ok it might be cool if Dalek Khan teleported to Munich a few years later...

one left. can't see what more they can do with it really tho. if there must be Daleks in the next series as well hopefully it will be just a very low key role - RTD and co. rehabilitated them as genuinely fearsome and powerful monsters for modern times but may have burned out already.

i enjoyed it apart from the terrible:

Doctor: 'kill me now! go on do it'
Dalek: 'OK! I'm gonna do it! finally! this is it! any second now...any...ooh look that dog's got a curly tail (wanders off)'

type thing TWICE in one episode.

blueski, Sunday, 29 April 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I've never really understood why the Daleks never just shoot the Doctor when they have the chance to.

Also Dalek Sek should really have seen that one coming. IDIOT DALEK SEK!

Matt DC, Sunday, 29 April 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

That was the best Nu-who dalek story, helped that I'd just rewatched Genesis. It would be nice if this Dr would be in at the end of the daleks. Nu-who is not very good at creating new enemies is it?

Ed, Sunday, 29 April 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

I've preferred every other nu-Who Daleks story myself (it helps that two were finales perhaps).

I think the story was really going somewhere when the Doctor was willing to help Sek create the hybrids and perhaps even find them a new planet to live on. Once the other Daleks rebelled and reverted to type we were just back in the cycle. Not much of an evolution in the end.

blueski, Sunday, 29 April 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

That was disappointing, I'll admit. However, I would be amused if Dalek Caan (spelling according to wikipedia) turned out to be the 'one just like you' Boe spoke of, that would amuse me.

Ed, Sunday, 29 April 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

that episode was a new low. stupid plot, tame daleks, shitty dialogue, shouty doctor, emo rose-pining. the only good scene was when the pig slave was looking up impatiently at the floor indicator while riding the elevator up to kill the doctor. every other scene was pure crap. please, no more dalek episodes!

f. hazel, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

If the gamma rays were coming from the sun to New York surely, being night time, New York would have been on the wrong side of the world?

If the human/dalek hybrids were meant to have 'pure' Dalek DNA once the disobedient Daleks did their thing, why did they still have human form? (I suppose they kind of get out of this by explaining that it's really Timelord DNA + Dalek DNA and Timelords can obviously look human. But DUH big giveaway that they're not 100% Dalek?)

Not the real Village People, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

the only proper conversation scene involving a dalek should be somebody getting fried by dalek beams halfway through the first word they attempt to utter.

f. hazel, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

i like shouty doctor. also like cold doctor and comedy doctor. i am easily pleased. david tennent looks like he has a drug problem though.

acrobat, Sunday, 29 April 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

Best New Who Dalek episode=Dalek, hands down. In a perfect world that would've been the last Dalek story for a good few series (though the first fifteen minute of The Parting of the Ways was pretty fucking cool).

Anyway, yeah, a pretty ridiculous episode with some nice ideas lodged in its crannies. It was completely unbelievable that Dalek Kaan didn't kill the Doctor before temporally shifting.

chap, Sunday, 29 April 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

they could've exterminated him but then unbeknownst to them he wakes up later on and doesn't know why and they could've gone off on a series tangent about him finding out...similar to Jack in Torchwood. I'm still looking forward and dreading those two meeting up in equal measure.

blueski, Monday, 30 April 2007 10:05 (eighteen years ago)

Comedy moment - when the two Daleks are conspiring against Sek, one of them warily 'looks round' with his sink plunger in the style of gossiping old women.

Not the real Village People, Monday, 30 April 2007 10:10 (eighteen years ago)

he may not have had enough power to exterminate and emergency time shift.

Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

"style of gossiping old women"

in another place i said that "it recalled les dawson"

Alan, Monday, 30 April 2007 10:32 (eighteen years ago)

A pedant writes: he looked around with his eye stalk, not his sink plunger!

Forest Pines, Monday, 30 April 2007 10:32 (eighteen years ago)

i would've liked to see a Dalek's power run out mid-air and for it to look desperately at the camera holding a 'bye bye' sign before plummeting to the ground.

blueski, Monday, 30 April 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

can Dalek James Caan actually be the dalek in 'Dalek' or would that be silly because THAT Dalek didn't know it was the last one left?

blueski, Monday, 30 April 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, it would be silly. Unless the Emergency Temporal Shift went wrong and it had Dalek Amnesia, I suppose, making it forget about the Cult Of Skaro et al.

(but wasn't it almost directly stated that the 'Dalek' dalek was a Time War survivor?)

Forest Pines, Monday, 30 April 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

And dalek amnesia would have to make you remember the doctor still.

V, Monday, 30 April 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

I reckon it's highly unlikely it's the same Dalek.

Matt DC, Monday, 30 April 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

yes

blueski, Monday, 30 April 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

Emergency Temporal Shift is the new Sonic Screwdriver. gah.

dalekanium is the worst name for anything ever. and the way it was attached to that mast was v poor (ditto the lift floor indicator). also, the solar flare gamma radiation lightning(!) didn't go through the doctor, it went through the pole, he was just holding on.

koogs, Monday, 30 April 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

dalekanium is old skool who

Alan, Monday, 30 April 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

if only it had been the amusingly named parranium

Alan, Monday, 30 April 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

I liked that all the human daleks were armed with PORTABLE egg beater guns.

Abbott, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

they could've exterminated him but then unbeknownst to them he wakes up later on and doesn't know why and they could've gone off on a series tangent about him finding out...similar to Jack in Torchwood.

It could be called...CATCH ME IF YOU CAAN!

Abbott, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Once again, Daleks get all the best lines. "You told us to imagine, and we imagined your irrelevance" is an awesome thing to say to an ex-boss.

Shooting Solomon was the first time we've seen a dalek being actually quite evil in nu-who iirc. They've always come across as not much worse than Alan Sugar, all power-hungry and delusions of grandeur, rather than embodiments of evil.

The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 09:02 (eighteen years ago)

Apart from when they massacred hundreds of people at the end of Series One, you mean?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 09:09 (eighteen years ago)

Srsly though, not enough killings in this series. NEEDS MORE CARNAGE.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 09:09 (eighteen years ago)

CAANAGE

blueski, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

Shooting Solomon was the first time we've seen a dalek being actually quite evil in nu-who iirc.

what about in Dalek when it electrocutes all those troops using the shower system? or when they start destroying the Earth in The Parting Of The Ways? or the bit in same episode where they exterminate Lynda? You don't really see these things properly but still.

The Solomon speech/death scene was just stupid really. 2 minutes of him waffling on with everybody except him knowing what was going to happen. And he said he wasn't a fool!

blueski, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 09:36 (eighteen years ago)

But that was war and fighting and stuff as opposed to just blasting someone for the hell of it. I dunno, it just seemed a bit more cold-blooded than before, therefore cooler.

xpost oh yeh forgot about the showers.

I liked the speech/death. It was the hopelessness of it all, the whole brave man trying to do the impossible and failing angle I liked lots.

The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

you're probably right in that he was totally innocent in the situation AND we saw him die (unlike Lynda). but the scene was just TOO predictable for me.

blueski, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

pulling us back to that episode with the motorway...

when that cat lady finds the Dr.. she was all like OMG YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED BUT I AGED. was she being ironical?

ken c, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno if cats can be ironic.

The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

sure they can. they might get a black fly in their semi-skimmed?

ken c, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

a traffic jam when your city above is already void of life?

ken c, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

Having just caught up on this episode, did anyone else think that Dalek Sek sounded like the Marlon Brando impersonation from South Park? I kept expecting him to say something about creating a monkey with five asses.

I thought that was a rubbish episode, and Martha is really fucking rubbish. A bloke keeps falling down in front of her, clearly ill, and she just stares at him with her mouth open. Good doctoring, love. (Cue bitter words about this being typical of NHS doctors, or something.)

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

Also, let the poor girl get a change of clothes, FFS.

ailsa, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure the Tardis has a shit-hot washing machine.

The Wayward Johnny B, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 07:58 (eighteen years ago)

i just don't like how Martha has gone from 'you're not my type' in the first episode to swooning over the Doc just a few episodes later.

blueski, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 09:51 (eighteen years ago)

" did anyone else think that Dalek Sek sounded like the Marlon Brando impersonation from South Park?"

he reminded me of the asthmatic kid on Malcom in the Middle.

Alan, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 10:01 (eighteen years ago)

from DS:

The BBC has postponed an episode of Doctor Who on Saturday, May 12, citing that night’s Eurovision Song Contest as the reason. However, it is believed that talent show Any Dream Will Do has escaped the cut and will still be shown.

this didn't happen the previous two series did it? wtf is wrong with the BBC moving this show's time around as they have done and now this?

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

the 'everyone can record it/download it/watch it when they want' thing is a point but other shows don't get moved around like this and it's supposed to be one of the jewels in their crown. it just seems very odd and stupid.

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

Ratings. The earlier it is, the less people watch it.

aldo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

Also, they want to establish 7pm as a consistent slot.

aldo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

they're not doing very well with that to date tho

Alan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

why isn't it put on at 8? surely more people would watch it at that time?

acrobat, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

DOIN' IT FOR TEH KIDZ

aldo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

there's no lucrative phone-in with doctor who like there is with the joseph thing = joseph gets priority 8)

koogs, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

Surely Jospeh is going to be hard to do round Eurovision, as they won't be able to come back for the later show. And demographically Joseph / Eurovision better fit?

Pete, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

pete appears to be implying that the gays don't watch doctor who :-D

Alan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

according to my source, Joseph scheduling is unaffected.

Who has clearly become an inconvenience for the Beeb. no fifth series then.

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

Well it's because Joseph a) is live and b) makes loads of money off phone-ins. Moving a pre-recorded episode of Doctor Who is nothing by comparison and you know you wouldn't whinge if they did it for the football.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

Doctor Who is live and the endings are decided by public vote.

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

i bet they never re-scheduled 'Bugs'.

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

"you know you wouldn't whinge if they did it for the football"

which YOU is this. shoot them.

Alan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

i had a friend who called for the eradication of football from the planet when the bbc had the audacity to cancel Bugs because of a euro '96 fixture. bugs was ace though.

acrobat, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

EuroV is important, there's a foopball match every flipping day it seems, so yes I wd be cross if they moved Who for that, don't really mind it pausing for EuroV. It is obviously so David Tennants can go camp it up in Helsinki.

Sarah, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

not even the great meeting of minds that was Craig Mclachlan and Jesse Birdsall in the same show was enough to enamour me to Bugs.

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

If pap photos came out of David Tennants throwing a rotten tomato at eg Dj Bobo he would be right back up at the top of the Husband List, never mind if he thinks Bruges is in Holland.

WTF is Bugs!

Sarah, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

i just don't understand why EuroViz is a problem for Who this year when it wasn't the last two years. I suppose Joseph is the spanner here.

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

x-x-post you are such a Crime Traveller booster though steve

Alan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

must...find...Ark...

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

crime traveller was great as well! michael french, chole annete and a time machine that went back 2 HOURS! what could be better?

acrobat, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

Haha my YOU was actually Steve. Although I'm sure they moved Who for the football during the World Cup at least once.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

i moaned when they suggested they'd cancel Who if the FA Cup semi went to extra time Matt.

so what happened with Primeval in the end? are they carrying it on? surely the final episode was better than Torchwoodn't

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, well then let's blame Joseph, as it's probably his fault.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Primeval - it turned out they were in a coma.

Alan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

the other daft thing is, if they hold off on Who for a week they wouldn't show it on BBC Three on Sunday night either tho they could easily do this if nothing else. idiot Beeb.

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

stevemartian

acrobat, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

what they could do is show the next ep on BBC3 right after it airs (at a random time taken from 3d6). then one week skip the BBC1 show, so that they end up showing the same episode on BBC3, or even better the one from the week before. that would be a stroke of genius.

Alan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

i was thinking 'i'm being quite martianesque' here myself. yay!

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa! Back to the Future vs Frankenstein vs Day of the Dead vs Metropolis vs??? I kept expecting the Daleks to be like "WE! NEED! ONE POINT 21 JIGAWATTS!!"

I agree with the swooning thing, it comes from nowhere. In the first episode Martha's so admirably independent and nonplussed, and now she's pining for the Doctor's love? Maybe that's what's making her so useless. ("Ooh my pig-faced former lover, what's wrong??" "It's nothing." "You're burning up!" Martha: "derrrrrrrrr")

I unthinkingly bought the whole lightning/gamma ray/solar flare mixing with the Dr.'s DNA concept - barely - but koogs sort of snapped into focus how absurdly incoherent the "science" of it was. That has to be on purpose? They do write the script - they must notice if on one page it says "solar flare", on another it says "lightning", and on another it says "gamma rays".

Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 May 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

They do write the script


I think I've been kind of assuming that there's just a big database of suitable science-sounding mumbo jumbo and that when they need any explaining they just run a random search through that, so that they can spend more time fine-tuning emo lines for Martha. And everybody is OTM above: she is becoming a simpering bore.

byebyepride, Saturday, 5 May 2007 08:10 (eighteen years ago)

more than Rose?

blueski, Saturday, 5 May 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

To be fair she did come up with the idea of electrocuting the pigmen, but the way she cowered with the rest of them, not even knowing if it had worked until they took their hands away from their eyes, was K-LAME. (Also, if one can judge a hero by the quality of her enemies, then...)

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 5 May 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

I guess I AM bored of Tennant now after initially enjoying him in the role quite often. Even seeing the occasional shot of him in 9th Doc's leather jacket (which he looks great in!) makes me want him to regenerate back into Eccleston. Damnit.

blueski, Saturday, 5 May 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

a proper monster! hooray!

Slumpman, Saturday, 5 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

So that was The Master, was it?

chap, Saturday, 5 May 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

was the "next time" teaser from the next episode? it looks like a lot happens.

Gukbe, Saturday, 5 May 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

I think it was for the whole rest of the series.

chap, Saturday, 5 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, must have been "ok, that was poor, but look what's coming up in the rest of the series"

a rubbish boring monster! boo

Alan, Saturday, 5 May 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

at least it wasn't a camel alien, or whatever else they have lying around the props dept.

Slumpman, Saturday, 5 May 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

I liked that a lot more than I expected to!

Groke, Saturday, 5 May 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

I'm with Tom, I liked it much more than I thought I would.

Unfortunate that it was broadcast the same week as the Spiderman with Venom in it opens (in the comics, at least, the symbiote is separated from Peter with a sonic weapon attack in a bell tower), or that Tennant and Gatiss were in the Quatermass Experiment together the other year (in the original the transformed human is killed in either St Paul's or Westminster cathedrals, depending on whether it's tv or film).

Still not seeing the point of the soap elements. (Which, according to RTD in the latest Word, is because I'm too straight and white and therefore am frightened of emotions. Mind you, he says in the same interview that the fans who prefer the old stuff are all straight as well, which suggests he's never met any, and that he would have loved Primeval but hated it in principle because there weren't enough ethnic characters in it, so pinches of salt ahoy.) Hating Martha's mum. Was the guy feeding her stories about The Doctor the aide to Harriet Jones?

aldo, Saturday, 5 May 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

it was Saxon, wasn't it?

Gukbe, Saturday, 5 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

I don't like Martha's mum either, she has a strange face. Gatiss really can't do proper acting, can he?

chap, Saturday, 5 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

I actually thought Gatiss was good, in an I-am-a-sinister-Peter-Davison way. But I hated every other thing about that story (other than loads of shots of Davey T in a dinner suit, obv). It's too X-Files, and it's all the same every week. Running, splosions, shouting, rubbish Martha, it's always the same. There's no cleverness to it.

accentmonkey, Saturday, 5 May 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

Corridors and staircases chase scene: check
Emo Martha; supposed ruthless monster inches away from Dr pausing for moment of introspection: check
Laboured underlining of "Saxon": oh yes
Scrapes got out of by previously unseen uses of sonic screwdriver: 2

Still, better than I expected considering I nearly didn't watch it after I saw the words "Martha's family" in the listings. Enough back-to-meet-the-family episodes already!

(Maybe that is unfair since I liked the P. Corn3ll Rose-family one. Or maybe I feel obliged to because he is from round my way and it is frankly a bizarre miracle to think of anyone here writing SF and comics since most locals' idea of culture is a night stood in the underpass spitting at people.)

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 5 May 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

All I can think of now is John Simm, John Simm, John Simm.

I mean, in relation to Dr. Who. Obviously I can think of other things in real life.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 6 May 2007 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

Has the master been confirmed as a villain this series? The hints are pretty heavy.

But all this "you're not alone" stuff in the other episode made me think about Romana. Surely she survived Gallifrey being blown up, on account of travelling round space with the bescarfed one? So, where is she?
Romana, if you're reading, send a postcard.

hobart paving, Sunday, 6 May 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

Just one episode in this series played completely straight would be nice. Will that ever happen again, do you think??
Did the Stephen Fry episode ever happen?

hobart paving, Sunday, 6 May 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

Just one episode in this series played completely straight would be nice. Will that ever happen again, do you think??

How do you mean?

accentmonkey, Sunday, 6 May 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

Well, it isn't possible with the current scripting style. I do think Tennant would be up to it. At the moment, it seems to be a few minutes of comedy followed by Tennant shouting at one particular individual and wave of the sonic screwdriver. I'd love to see something dark, played without mugging or special effects, perhaps even underplayed a little. I'm not sure RTD is ever going to do that, though.

Bring back Peter Davidson..who'd have thought it??

hobart paving, Sunday, 6 May 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

David Tennant was on Parkinson and he said the Face of Boe's "You are not alone" thing wasn't referring to another Timelord. Also that the Face of Boe's story wasn't over. I'm glad -- I like the Face of Boe and am hoping that if he reappears he bursts into You're Not Alone by Olive to ram the point home.

Alba, Monday, 7 May 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

"You are not alone..."

omg Face Of Boe actually IS Michael Jackson

blueski, Monday, 7 May 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, a singing face of Boe would be quite marvellous. Although I always thought of it as the face of BO! Which is much better.

Perhaps a couple of maraca-playing sea-monsters. Sounds great.

Although this doesn't solve the Romana conundrum. Where ARE you, Romana?

hobart paving, Monday, 7 May 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

Depends on whether you think books and/or Big Finish audios are canon - either she's still in e-Space where she stayed after Warrior's Gate, or she returned to Gallifrey where she eventually became Presidetn. RTD says the latter, but then he's big mates with Paul Cornell (the one who wrote her back out of e-Space).

Of course, having the novels as canon brings further problems, since a regenerated Romana III sort of destroys Gallifrey and removes it from time continuity in the EDAs which means it would need to have been created all over again and replaced in continuity only for RTD to destroy it all over again WHICH IS FUCKING STUPID.

aldo, Monday, 7 May 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

Well, it isn't possible with the current scripting style. I do think Tennant would be up to it. At the moment, it seems to be a few minutes of comedy followed by Tennant shouting at one particular individual and wave of the sonic screwdriver. I'd love to see something dark, played without mugging or special effects, perhaps even underplayed a little. I'm not sure RTD is ever going to do that, though.


OTM. Also in every episode: Rose (haha I just typed that but I meant Martha) + random companion running away, stopping to chat even though monster showing no signs of stopping/slowing down, them remembering they need to run away from the monster again.

Please to no more monsters that need to feed on human flesh/energy/emotions/blood. Getting very tedious.

I thought the whole thing about Dr + companion relationship was that it was meant to be underplayed, nothing stated out loud, maybe the odd one or two references to people mistakenly thinking they are 'a couple', but overall the whole thing is kind of ambiguous. They started doing that with Rose and I even let it go when they had to kiss for some proper scientific reason. But every episode is turning into Hollyoaks at the moment. Stop it already.

Not the real Village People, Monday, 7 May 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

was thinking about Lost and how they've announced it's end so far in advance (three years from now). but how can Doctor Who survive in an era where no drama shows last more than ten years (and usually only half that)? it helps that there only 13 or so episodes per series as opposed to US series being twice that length usually but no other show has to deal with key characters changing so quickly as they have done with nu-Who.

the bigger problem perhaps is how to avoid the formula of eps like this last one - longer series with more recurring characters can do this as there's more scope for character development and tangents (Who CAN do this to some extent ala 'Love And Monsters' but not enough to stop probable rot).

blueski, Monday, 7 May 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

You people are massively overplaying the 'Martha + Doctor' unrequited love thing. I'm not saying it won't play a part but it's not like it's been dominating every episode and it was barely apparent at all in that episode.

I really liked that one, thought it was the best in this series by some distance. Lazarus was a good villain and I loved how the Doctor stopped his gadget from blowing up by pulling the plug out.

Steve - I think the reason the Ecclestone series worked so well was because they had no idea whether they were going to make another one. Final regeneration scene excepted, it was designed to work as a self-contained whole so they pulled out all the stops with the writing. The open-endedness of the last couple of seasons has brought its own problems.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Unanswered question #613: would Prof Lazarus's device have worked if The Doctor hadn't pulled the plug?

Sci-fi Cliche #203: when you have orrible shape-shifting beasties (pref. reptilian in form, OMG It's All A Twelve-Foot Lizard Conspiracy, Mr Icke To Courtesy Phone 17 Please) which shape-shift back into human form, they are always left with a neck vertebra or collarbone or something around there that doesn't click properly into place; and they have to wiggle their head around a bit to snap it back properly. H says that when Lazarus did it, it was merely a Homage To The Genre, but I think personally it's just bad writing and Do You Seeness.

What I said to H when watching it: you must feel right buggered from the off with a name like "Richard Lazarus". As soon as some university gives you a chair, you'd be: "Bugger, I'm a top scientist and my name's Lazarus - I suppose I'd better get along with inventing some way to cheat death, hadn't I"

Forest Pines, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I hope they bring back the Face of Boe to sing MJ's "You are not alone". It's one of his more undderrated singles.

Nicole, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

simm's mister saxon = master in sox thing is a massive red herring, and simm will turn out to be... ROMANA. and in this new regeneration, boy, is she bitter

and after revenge ZOMG

Alan, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.votesaxon.org.uk/

Davel, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

The login bit at the bottom on this site says MASTER!!

http://www.votesaxon.co.nr/

Davel, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

hi dere. that was posted way up thread. KEEP UP! :-)

Alan, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

i have to admit to lolling like a tw@ at the reverse polarity "joke" though.

i'm sorry.

CarsmileSteve, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

simm's mister saxon = master in sox thing is a massive red herring, and simm will turn out to be... ROMANA.

In a way that is BRILLIANT, but otoh...the fan fiction would be so so scary. Mister Saxon would end up having the Doctor's baby or something.

Nicole, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

I don't even want to think about what godawful love triangle stuff RTD would pull with the Doctor, Martha and Romana all in the same Tardis.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

It would be horrifying, but so horrifying it would end up being kind of awesome. A bit like Tyra's talk show.

Nicole, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

I have no soul and only appreciate things for their comedy value.

Nicole, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

no lol at "reverse polarity" here. emma didn't notice (obv), and i thort something like 'an step too far'. i may even have rolled my eyes.

Alan, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

i don't enjoy these kinds of episodes at all really. i guess i'm only interested in how nuWho interlopes with oldWho (canonical references, reviving old enemies etc.).

blueski, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

That episode was a bit poor. LoG guy (I don't really like LoG, excuse my ignorance) was shoddy and over-acting, and yeh, alien-feasting-on-human-flesh trope has been rather over-egged this series. Too much nonsense for my liking, and not in a good way.

However, he killed the monster THROUGH THE POWER OF PROG ROCK!

OMG at trailer, awesome squared. I'm already convinced that Simms = best Who baddie ever, although that's just from seeing him in that oxygen mask, which reminded me of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet (shudder).

The Wayward Johnny B, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

Loving up the Pertwees at the moment: Inferno, Curse of Peladon, Three Doctors and Carnival of Monsters are all amazing. I never liked him much from my limited previous viewing, thought he played it a bit too serious, but he's actually very wry.

chap, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

Today's DVD announcements, The Time Warrior and The Key To Time, both in September.

I already have tKtT in Region 1, but there's always an excuse for buying it again. Mmm, Stones of Blood. Mmm, Androids of Tara.

Also, the BBFC have cleared the extras for Planet of Evil so that looks like being the November release.

I AM EXCITED ALREADY.

aldo, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

cindy beale in space tomorrow. i'm psyched. an' i've read the final episode

crap spoiler









it has a scissor sisters song in it

acrobat, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

JELLUS

aldo, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

This week's monsters appear to be blokes in gasmasks and gardening gloves - old school Who values return!

Soukesian, Saturday, 19 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

i'm getting ridiculously excited about John Simm as Saxon. This week's episode was pretty good, i thought. judging from the teaser for next week, they seem keen to put the good doctor into a lot of pain.

Gukbe, Saturday, 19 May 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

According to H, who is very much a Whovian, next week's episode (and the week after, I think) are adapted from a Seventh Doctor (and Ace) novel.

Forest Pines, Saturday, 19 May 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Nah, it's the Seventh Doctor and Bernie. But yes, the two eps are based on Paul Cornell's NA 'Human Nature'.

Unfortunately this puts RTD in a canon quandary. He's got Cornell to rewrite this for TV, and now it's with a different Doctor. Which means 'Human Nature' can't be canon. But RTD has said before the content of some books (like Romana escaping from e-Space, for example) is canon. Which means he's picking and choosing what bits of the show's history to put in, and which bits to ignore because he doesn't like them. DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

Anyway, tonight's episode: quite enjoyed the episode itself, as Soukesian says ^^^ it had a nice old school Who feel about it. (Even if it was RTD's homage to 24, of which bizarrely he thinks Season 5 is one of the best series ever.)

However... sentient planet seeking revenge because of the ecological damage being done to it "oh, you humans, always hurting the environment" HI DERE I AM THE SUN U GONNA GET RAPED was utter WANK. Similarly, Doctor in trouble "I'm scared" saved by companion who is cleverer than him WANK.

aldo, Saturday, 19 May 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

of which bizarrely he thinks Season 5 is one of the best series ever

this is pretty std amon most 24 fans i think - i know i thought it was a high point. the drop from that into this recent series is all the more dramatic for it. sun revenge was fine, doc resuce companion, companion rescue doc was fine. but the whole ep was a bit rub just for sort of going on a bit. pace and look was too 'pat' for the genre of spaceship story.

Alan, Saturday, 19 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

CURSE THE BBCODE

Alan, Saturday, 19 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was best ep of the season so far! And put me very much in mind of Sunshine teh movie. Although considering the best thing about Sunshine was the photography and sound effects and worst was the ridiculous plot, and this obviously had a more ridiculous plot and totally bog-standard effects - well it should have been rubb. But I bought it. I think having the Doctor trying to save just a handful of folks on a ship, and not a whole city/planet/entire human race is a good thing.

Doctor in trouble "I'm scared" saved by companion who is cleverer than him

He pretty much told her what to do didn't he? Both with the stasis chamber and with the fuel venting. And having The Doctor - especially this Doctor - scared is a hugely welcome change from his usual egocentric invincibility.

ledge, Saturday, 19 May 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

It was alright. I Fear my recent Hartnell/Troughton/Pertwee marathons are turning me into what used to annoy me the most, ie an 'old Who is better' snob. I never really noticed before getting properly into the old stuff how gratingly high the emotional valves are turned all the time in the new series - Pertwee in particular was magnificently unflappable, and with Tennent it's all eye-boggling and shouting.

The Martha honeymoon is coming to an end for me as well - she's getting kind of shrill, and her mum is AWFUL. For all the complaints of Rose's family featuring too much, at least Jackie was a decent character.

Anyway, shouldn't complain too much, I'm still very glad something as quirky and fun is on the telly, and I will continue to watch religiously. The Saxon stuff is shaping up to be nicely ominous, and the scarecrows next week look good and scary.

chap, Sunday, 20 May 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

I was barely paying attention to this but it was nice to see Daft Punk in a dramatic role.

It's also occurred to me that in possibly every episode I've seen of this show this season the Dr. literally offers himself up for destruction at the hands of an alien enemy and in this one, like the others, he lucks out at the last second, and his life is spared.

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 20 May 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't think he offered himself up to bitter moany Gigyas sun so much as 'oops, looked at it too much, now I am evil parasite.' What detail did I miss? The dogs kept playing in front of the tv.

Abbott, Sunday, 20 May 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

Annoying, boring and almost as bad as Lazarus :(

DavidM, Sunday, 20 May 2007 09:36 (eighteen years ago)

Abbott he stepped right in front of one of the Daft Punk dudes, got up right in his face, their noses almost touching, and he's like "but I want to know WHAT.. YOU.. ARE..", the creature raises his hand up to his deadly visor .. and then suddenly comes down with a case of gastrointestinal cramps or something

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 20 May 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

I do like the fact that the Saxonnards have so far been listed in the credits as "Sinister Man" and "Sinister Woman"

Forest Pines, Sunday, 20 May 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

sinister woman was izzy off hollyoaks. not that i watch hollyoaks. just i recognized the name elize du toit.

acrobat, Sunday, 20 May 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

yeh i knew the name instantly but took a few moments to remember how!

blueski, Sunday, 20 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

is this how?

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vngallery3/Elize_du_Toit3.jpg

oh dear, we are now entering calum country.

acrobat, Sunday, 20 May 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

She'd get a bit of C-Man loving etc etc

chap, Sunday, 20 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

that was not how

blueski, Sunday, 20 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

no, of course not. was this how?

http://www.theladsmag.co.uk/maxim/aug02/pix/cover_sm.jpg

acrobat, Sunday, 20 May 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

I thought that was a terrible episode. Everyone should have been dead dead dead five minutes in to it. Michelle Collins should have been so kick ass, yet she just spent the whole episode running around like an idiot and whining about her husband, who she refused to let anyone kill, even though he was possessed and she was quite happy to kill the other possessed dude. And there was far too much standing around having a chat in situations where speed was required. It was almost like the Da Vinci Code. Run a bit, explain a bit, run a bit, explain a bit more.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Dude! That episode was great! Scarey-ass scarecrows!

accentmonkey, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

that's the stuff! oh yeah.

f. hazel, Sunday, 27 May 2007 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

That was really rather good - felt almost like a Historical - and I can't see how they're going to get from the cliffhanger to the 'Coming Next' events at all.

Line 4 of 'To Be A Pilgrim' = "follow The Master"

Boo for making Paul McGann canon.

aldo, Sunday, 27 May 2007 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

I artfully sidestepped the "Coming Next" bit.

That was a bit of a weird jolt. It was a lot more like old-who that I've seen for a while, lots of exposition and build-up without very much actually happening at all. After a while I just wanted them to get on with it and rip shit up, but I'm sure that's just cos I'm used to the faster pace now. If all that nonsense is in pt2 I'll be a happy man.

Real doctor hiding in a pocket watch was a bit weird tho. Why didn't he just give the watch to Martha instead of carrying it around himself? lols at the watch having the same voice as the One Ring To Rule Them All.

The Wayward Johnny B, Sunday, 27 May 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

great episode, best of the series for me. scarecrows were classic Who and under-used perhaps to i quite like that they weren't really explained at all just thrown in. i think there should be more two-parters, it really seems to help the pace.

blueski, Sunday, 27 May 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

Good stuff, and great that it wasn't wrapped up in an hour. "Superhero becomes human" is a bit of an old one, but I suppose it's new to Who.

Soukesian, Sunday, 27 May 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

Multiple cheers for Jessica Stevenson! And the low budget bad guys are far far better than the CGI lumps.

Greist, Sunday, 27 May 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

Or Jessica Hynes, as she was actually credited.

aldo, Sunday, 27 May 2007 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

Why didn't he just give the watch to Martha instead of carrying it around himself?

I thought this too, but Mister M reckoned that if Mr. Smith knows that the watch is his, then Martha couldn't risk being accused of stealing it, and also if it is his essence that's in the watch, probably better it stays with him. Shame it wasn't encoded with some I AM YOUR MOST PRECIOUS POSSESSION binding spell, or similar, but still.

I just loved this episode.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 27 May 2007 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

Well why not just keep the watch safely in the TARDIS? But to hell with nitpicking, what a lovely episode all round.
Apart from the couple of duff episodes in the past few weeks, I'm really enjoying this series. It must be one of the strongest in Who history.

DavidM, Sunday, 27 May 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

It must be one of the strongest in Who history.

That's not nearly halfway to close, but it was better than the last series. If it maintains the momentum it currently has, it'll rank as highly as any McCoy series, probably.

aldo, Sunday, 27 May 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

That was the best episode I've seen for ages. Suspense, special effects underplayed, and wonderfully eerie villains. Tennant nought to furious in sixty seconds kept to a minimum. This is why I used to love Doctor Who. More like this, less comedy, please!

hobart paving, Sunday, 27 May 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

If it maintains the momentum it currently has, it'll rank as highly as any McCoy series, probably.

Saucer of milk, table twelve.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 27 May 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

The pining Martha-wuv actually had a point this time, but God, get over Rose already. How come he "remembered" her, but not Martha, eh? EH?

ailsa, Sunday, 27 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

Well, in fairness he did say that Martha was in the dreams as well.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 27 May 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

Oh aye, so he did. Still, you'd think he'd be a bit less inclined to throw her out. Ach, small quibbles, it was a pretty good episode, the best one so far this series.

ailsa, Sunday, 27 May 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

This was the best episode since The Girl In The Fireplace - proof that doing something other than the 'turn up, notice something's wrong, see aliens, run down corridors for a while, flick switch that kills them all' really works.

I am actually intrigued as to what happens next week, which is the first time I've thought that in forever.

Matt DC, Monday, 28 May 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

loved this episode so much (except the whole having to wait until next week thing)

rrrobyn, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

Great, easily the best of the series so far (with Gridlock in second place). Tennant gave his best and most restrained performance to date and Freema was pretty good as well. I'm most intrigued to see how that WWI flash-forward ties into things.

chap, Monday, 28 May 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

I had kind of started giving up on Who, missing the second Daleks one and the sun one the previous week, but was told that this one would be good. It was! So pleased to see them do historical ones without cheesy famous people. Almost as good as the Steven Moffat ones (who writes the one after next week's - whoop!). Really atmospheric, sad tone to it all.

Jessica Hynes (she's taken her husband's name) just AMAZING. She totally made the episode. Best performance I can remember seeing in Dr Who.

Alba, Monday, 28 May 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

8080

okay so the boy... is he another time lord maybe?? who doesn't know what he is?? b/c we've seen him before, right?
(i am not reading any forums or whatever, no time no patience)

rrrobyn, Monday, 28 May 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

there was something in this about the Doctor having a son (wanting to?) - tho this may not match his 'i was a Dad once' comment from the last series.

blueski, Monday, 28 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

Kid = the annoying wee Liam-Neeson-spawn from Love Actually. I've seen him in something else recently that's not on his imdb entry - it's not an earlier ep of Doctor Who, is it?

ailsa, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

stupid gripe but they really needed an establishing shot of the first scarecrows. we saw it up close immediately which meant suspense was lost. a nice long shot of it on the horizon also showing us where the action was happening would have been nice, this was when the fella with the mustache got got. as i said stupid gripe.

acrobat, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

Kid = the annoying wee Liam-Neeson-spawn from Love Actually. I've seen him in something else recently that's not on his imdb entry - it's not an earlier ep of Doctor Who, is it?

I don't know. I recognized him immediately, and it's unlikely to have been from Love Actually, which I only saw once, ages ago. I suspect him of being in an ad. They don't put those on IMDB, annoyingly.

accentmonkey, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 06:52 (eighteen years ago)

That's what I mean - I remember seeing him in something else and looking him up and going "oh yeah, I remember him from Love Actually". But I don't think I've seen him in anything that's on imdb.

ailsa, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 07:06 (eighteen years ago)

It has to be an ad. In my case it can't be a music video because I don't watch them any more.

accentmonkey, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:01 (eighteen years ago)

No, I'm convinced it was a TV show (I can't remember the last music video I saw). His name's Thomas Sangster, and googling reveals nothing.

ailsa, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:05 (eighteen years ago)

He does thave that look of the Kes child about him.

suzy, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:09 (eighteen years ago)

The kid was in Nanny McPhee, which I'm SURE you've all seen.

Matthew H, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:19 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't seen it, but I have seen the posters and ads for it, which could be where I know him from.

Like Ailsa, I have been googling him, but I feel a little uncomfortable looking at his fansites, so I stopped quite quickly.

accentmonkey, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't seen Nanny McPhee. It's definitely not that.

ailsa, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:33 (eighteen years ago)

He's just got one of those faces, maybe - anyway, he was great and Baines (sp) properly creepy as well. I'm unfeasibly excited about part two.

Matthew H, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)

No, I already said, I distinctly remember seeing him in something else and looking him up.

Anyway, according to the Sun on Saturday, Freema and her weird thighs are leaving. Not according to anyone else though.

ailsa, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, just Googlied and the following day the report was rubbished by RTD.

suzy, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 10:07 (eighteen years ago)

the kid played a young hitler! good dr who training that.

Alan, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 10:10 (eighteen years ago)

nobody's mentioned kylie minogue yet...

episode better than recent one (42 minutes until you collide with the sun, huh? wouldn't an actual collision be the least of your troubles that close to a sun?).

scary scarecrows = so old.

koogs, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 10:42 (eighteen years ago)

old maybe but it made a nice change from CGI and gave me a bigger 'old Who' rush more than anything else in the last 3 series.

blueski, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)

The first shot of the scarecrow waving its arm was classic MR James style creepiness.

ledge, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

it would have been great if the scarecrows had the demonic warcry of "CUP OF TEA AND A SLICE OF CAKE... CUP OF TEA AND A SLICE OF CAKE... WHERE DID I PUT MY CHILD-DEVOURING HEAD"

ETC

Alan, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://epguides.com/WorzelGummidge/cast.jpg

Alan, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

That should be on the thread for images that disturbed you as a child. And I wasn't even that young when Worzel was around.

God, the way he used to smack his non-existent lips together. Euccch.

accentmonkey, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

The BBC's actual denial of the Freema story tells more than it possibly intends to. "It is absolute rubbish that Freema Agyeman has been axed or sacked from Doctor Who. However we do not comment on future storylines." All that says is that she hasn't been sacked, not that she isn't leaving. In fact, it's plausible to infer from it that she definitely is - a more sensible PR line would be something about how she's a valued and liked cast member, or how she plays a major part in the direction the show is going and it's hoped she'll stay around for a long time, something like that.

On the young boy, he was in a CBBC show called Feather Boy. Which, incidentally is an anagram of Father y Boe, and Doctor Who is made by BBC Wales... also the character he plays is called Timothy Dean in the book, which was changed to Timothy Latimer for the TV. Which is an anagram of The Immortality. Seems to be a big coincidence unless we assume the name was changed for absolutely no reason.

I take it we all spotted it was Derek Jacobi's voice that came out of the watch, clearly implying The Professor has some connection with The Doctor already.

aldo, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, you are nerdier than ME! :)

Sarah, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

(I squeaked at drawing of lovely Wiggy McGann)

Sarah, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

they've really handled Martha badly in my view. from 'i don't do aliens' sass in the first episode 'oh why did he have to fall in love with a human that wasn't meeeeee - yeh that's right he hasn't told me about Madame Pompadour either blub blub'. should've made her gay!

blueski, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, the companion in the book was b1sexual!

Sarah, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

i wiggled at the pic of mcgann and sed 'ha, the internet explodes' or something like that

Alan, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

Long and boring argument on the Guardian Dr Who thread about how that affects McGann's canonicity etc.

chap, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

Derek Jacobi wasn't one of the voices coming from the watch, apparently. The sound editor posted the entire transcript for the watch on Outpost Gallifrey. It's quite interesting.

"There are 3 voices in total for the watches. One of them is of course David. The other two are crowd artists that I use. I will post the scripts up on the website as soon as I can find them Actually here they are I just found them

"THE DOCTOR: Space...and Time... Eternity and infinity within the Vortex. The secret lies within, I'm trapped,
I'm caged inside the cold and the metal and the dark, but waiting, always waiting. Contained, encircled, enclosed,
the neverending circle goes round and round and round. Awaiting release. The power within, the power of a
Time Lord, such a precious prize, protect me. I will return. I am returning, even now. And the Human will fall.

WOMAN: The Family is coming, the Family has picked up the scent, the time is not right... Timothy. Timothy?
Hide us, hide me, hide it from harm. You have been chosen, boy. You stand as protector, against the dark and
the cold, reach out, boy, reach out with your mind...

WISE MAN: Gallifrey, in the constellation of Kasterborous, galactic coordinates ten zero eleven zero-zero by zero
two from galactic zero centre. There stood the Citadel, before the fall, before the Last Great War of Time itself,
home of the mighty Panopticon. All gone now, all fallen into dust. Gaatoms on the solar winds... "

'THE DOCTOR: Time Lord. You are not alone...

WOMAN: Shine with the light and the power and the majesty, the light of time and space and infinite fire, burn
with the light, burn and turn, accept its wisdom

WISE MAN: The children of Skaro and Cybernetic men made manifest, the blood and fire of the Racnoss Empire,
slaughtered in the Great Purge of the Fledgeling Wars, flesh and bone of the Sycoraxic clan... "

"THE DOCTOR: Keep me hidden, keep me away from the false and empty man, the danger is coming, the
danger is so close, hold me tight, keep me close and quiet and safe...

WOMAN: Darkness is coming, darkness is so close, they walk upon the Earth with the faces of men and women
and children but their hearts are so old, so cold...

WISE MAN: This is the last of Gallifrey, the last of the Time Lords, the last of that wise and ancient race... "

Regards

Paul McFadden
Supervising Sound Editor
Doctor Who

DavidM, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

Though he doesn't say exactly who plays the Wise Man.

DavidM, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

neat!

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, that'll be the same production crew who failed to keep secret Ecclescake leaving, Billie leaving or (it appears) Freema leaving.

The key bit is "doesn't say who plays the Wise Man" (your capitalisation).

aldo, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

The bit I thought was Jacobi was 'THE DOCTOR: Time Lord. You are not alone..." - either Tennant is deliberately trying to sound like Clavdivs or it isn't him.

aldo, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously, this episode really pissed me off. IF Tennant doctor is a generally pro-human, ethical, witty jovial guy, why is he such a damned asshole as a human. AND why not keep after the fucking watch? And all the green glowy plus walking scarecrows is srsly straight out of the made-for-tv movie of Steven King's Tommyknockers.

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

WHY DO THEY HAVE EVEN A DE-TIMELORDIZING SET OF HEADPHONES IN THE TARDIS?

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

haha i thought of the tommyknockers too!
and i also thought, why couldn't he have built in the idea that the watch was, like, his great-grandfather's and therefore must be kept safe? i'm not sure where his human characterization came from, yeah - but maybe it just fits for the time/place

i also thought: yaay dr who tv show, you are good!

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

WHY DO THEY HAVE EVEN A DE-TIMELORDIZING SET OF HEADPHONES IN THE TARDIS?

In case the Doctor needs to hide from someone who's bumping off timelords of course! Jeez.

chap, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

there's never an episode that EVERYBODY loves. the headphones thing did seem particularly silly tho yeh. never saw the tommyknockers - younger viewers won't have either. was he really that assholish as a human tho?

blueski, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

funny this episode reminds ppl of stephen king, the writer's previous ep (father's day) was the one that reminded ppl of the Langoliers.

Alan, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I didn't realise he did Father's Day too - I think that was my favourite of the first series after The Empty Child/Doctor Dances.

Agree with everyone that the watch thing was totally lame. And the scarecrows weren't that great.

He wasn't assholish at all as a human.

Alba, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

His casual authorising of the beating was kind of jarring, but I suppose that's how a teacher of the time would act.

chap, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that's exactly what i figured too

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

He wasn't an asshole at all. Plus maybe, (and of course if you have to find ways to explain it to yourself, then you have to wonder why it wasn't in the script) he could only hold an attachment to one thing, and he held the attachment to Martha instead of the watch. Which kind of shows what's wrong/different about nu-Who. An earlier Doctor would have saved himself first because companion would be fucked anyway if anything happened to him. David T. is too sentimental.

The scarecrows were totally scary! What is wrong with you?

(NB, Mister M has told me that in the interest of full disclosure I should admit that dioramas of any kind, and some shop mannequins, are also scary to me, so my opinion may not count for much here.)

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:06 (eighteen years ago)

OKAY, even if it's typical for the time, being a beating mercenary still isn't in character IMO. Maybe like SOME doctors, but not Tennant doctor. And he doesn't seem especially attached to Martha anyway! And I know UKers wldn't be familiar w/the Tommyknockers movie, admittedly. I didn't hate the episode, but I've woken up every morning since Saturday thinking about this, which is giving me the weirds.

Abbott, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

Him not being especially attached to Martha is one of the problems we're all having trouble with this series. He's supposed to be really attached to her. Other characters keep talking about how they appear to be a couple, and she keeps whining about how she sometimes thinks he likes her, but then he seems not to. We seem to be the only ones who think it's implausible.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

You and I, or the general audience?

Abbott, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:28 (eighteen years ago)

It's to emphasise that he is not the doctor, everything about him that is the doctor is in the watch, occasionally breaking through into his dreams.

Ed, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:29 (eighteen years ago)

the beating that is

Ed, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:29 (eighteen years ago)

xpost: The folks on this thread. I haven't read any other blogs or newspaper articles or anything about this series, so I don't know if it's a general perception. Although if she's talking about leaving, maybe it is.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:30 (eighteen years ago)

"I left the show because the Doctor didn't wuv me enough"

Alba, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:46 (eighteen years ago)

I quite enjoy Martha's "he's so dreamy - why doesn't he notice me?" schoolgirl crush thing. Or I don't really mind it.
But then I'm not overly nitpicky like ilx0rz.

The Sun were also once rumour-mongering that Tennant was to QUIT during this series.
xp

DavidM, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

It's more than Tennant might not be available for filming for the whole series, not that he's actually quitting (and it's the next series that that's being talked about for, and it's not confirmed, AFAIK)

ailsa, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

more THAT, not than.

ailsa, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

Tennant won't do another series.

Dr.C, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

how can you say that so confidently? he's putting on a good show if he's rly fed up with it

Alan, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

Tennant has confirmed he will appear in Season 30/Nu-Who 4, but will he appear as The Doctor or outside of flashback? (Personally, I think he's staying for most, if not all of the series.)

aldo, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

No other show fails to keep it's lead cast members like this or at least spark rumours ever week that they're leaving. For a show with just two main recurring characters every week the X-Files managed several years before talk of them leaving. Maybe it's just the nature of the characters themselves (one more easily changeable, the other quite easily replaceable) that enables this. Still annoying tho.

blueski, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

re: the doctor and martha and attachment - it would seem he's deliberately trying not to be attached b/c he got too attached to rose and it affected him too deeply. i was talking with a friend yesterday with a hueg dr. who knowledge base about continuity in different doctor regenerations and why his outfits/fashion-sense could be so different yet he still remained 'the doctor' (i know it's a convention of the show as a tv show, but was trying to understand it in terms of character, etc) - and my friend's answer was so simple: the doctor changes with life experiences and a regeneration is perhaps the most tangible proof/self-realization of that. not a revelation really but i thought it was nice/reassuring.

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

also: it is time for the doctor to have more than one companion. i am in favour of the creepy little boy coming on board.

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Well he'll be getting a second companion again when Captain Jack comes back.

Groke, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

I hope you slapped your thigh and said rrrufff when you said Captain Jack's name. It is the done thing.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

i don't enough abt captain jack - maybe i should've watched more than 4 eps of 'torchwood', or not watched it at all... it has taken the rrrufff away :/

more than one companion for 3 or 4 eps in a row or something wld also be fine

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

'enough'?
i meant - i don't 'know' abt captain jack'

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

the little bit of troughton dr who on the 'kids tv in the 60s' thing on bbc4 was great. the mind robber (specifically the first thx-1138-alike episode).

also, kylie minogue. is she the biggest star ever to guest?

koogs, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

Are you dissing Beryl Reid?

Groke, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

(was expecting new bonnie langford answers, but i guess she was companion rather than a guest)

koogs, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

I am posting this here, before I post it to the LOLWHO thread on OG, because IT IS MINE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/aldo_cowpat/jaggaroth.jpg

aldo, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

true? http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/06/01/doctor-who-to-end-in-2008

Gukbe, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but http://www.gallifreyone.com/news.php#newsitemEElpyklAlltVZzVpsm

rrrobyn, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

(a friend sent me these rumour links this morning and i was like why are you doing this to me in the morning dude)

rrrobyn, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

What, and RTD doesn't trust anyone else not to fuck it up? What a cock. (Of course this could be rubbish)

chap, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

Why does it have to end just because Russell T. doesn't want to do it any more? He doesn't own Dr. Who. He is, if you will, not the boss of Dr. Who.

accentmonkey, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

personally, i wouldn't mind seeing some new blood. then again, i think it could very easily go the wrong way.

Gukbe, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

It's totally time for a change. Thumbs up RTD for bringing it back and initially making a decent job of it, thumbs down for the smug backslapping fest it has become.

ledge, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ken c, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ken c, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ken c, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i can't imagine the whole series ending next year, srsly now, but i can imagine rtd not being there and am fine with that
xpost
hugs

rrrobyn, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

those last three posts and this was my impression of The Doctor during the last 4 episodes. poor him, seems to be in a lot of pain, a lot

ken c, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

ken c, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

There's no way Dr Who will end even if RTD does leave. It's too popular a franchise and also Davies is too fond of it to let it just disappear again after his departure.

Matt DC, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

If you think about, the BBC owns the rights and they're sitting on a cash cow. RTD doesn't have the power to put an end to it.

xpost - like Matt says

chap, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

i think moving it to Autumn/Winter is a good idea so it could have an extended break before the fifth new series - whether RTD leaves or stays.

blueski, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

Also it is more frightening on dark Winter nights!

Groke, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

This rumour has been around for about a year. The thing that gives it a lot of credence is that RTD's best mates are Phil Collinson and Julie Gardner and both of them have said they couldn't imagine being attached to the programme if he wasn't there, as have many others. So, do you end up in a JNT blackmail position to keep him on, can it all together or try and salvage what's left with an entirely new back room? Given Julie is now Head of Drama itself, I'd suggest she might think that was a huge, huge risk. Unfortunately it's what happens when you pack a show with your mates.

Something else to take into consideration is that the recent BBC press releases now appear to have the official title of the series as "Russell T Davies' Doctor Who", which might give other clues to what might happen if he leaves...

Oh, and from the last DWM was an interesting story about where the BBC priorities lie... James Hawes wanted to spend a weekend in NY to do some establishing for the dalek episodes. The BBC graciously let him spend two nights and take a photographer for some shots for The Mill to use. Doctor Who Confidential decided to cover this location visit specially and were allowed to take a team of 8 production staff and three cameramen for a week.

aldo, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

i have no idea what that last paragraph means

rrrobyn, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

It means the BBC is full of clueless buffoons.

blueski, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Ooh, scare story!
It wasn't RTD's idea or decision to bring back Dr Who though, remember? He was just hired after Jane Tranter told Julie Gardener she was thinking of reviving it.
He has since become inextricibly linked with it, and it's certainly expensive to make, but it seems unlikely the Beeb will want to give it up now that it's a nailed-on Sat night ratings winner and flagship prog etc etc. whatevs.

DavidM, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Also, has the BBC got *anything* else with that kind of grip on the 7-10 year old audience? Pretty much every single kid my wife teaches watches it and several are obsessed.

Groke, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

haha it kinda makes even me feel like an obsessed 8 yr old!

rrrobyn, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Me too. And in my case that always depends on the actor playing the Doctor. If I don't like him (which doesn't always mean "like" him) then I won't watch it. The man or woman behind the curtain is of little consequence to me. I hope they don't ditch it if RTD goes.

accentmonkey, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, it took a few episodes but i totally adore david tennant

rrrobyn, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to myself: But wait, that's a stupid thing to say. Obviously it depends on the writers as well, you stupid woman. Obviously whether you like the actor or not also depends on the writers. Clearly.

I think I might have been out in the sun too long today.

accentmonkey, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

haha
i wld just watch all this dr whos regardless

rrrobyn, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

Tennant's a potentially terrific Doctor, and essentially a very likable actor, the writers and directors just need to tone him down a bit.

chap, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

He's been much much better this season. I've only watched up to ep 5, but the stories seem a lot better too.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

That was fantastic, best nu-Who yet by a mile - I welled up totally when Mr Smith was staring death in the face like that. Latimer would have made a good companion I think - a child companion would be awesome if done right.

Next week's could be potentially great as well, and then we get Captain Jack back, so the rest of the series could be pretty solid after a shaky start.

Matt DC, Saturday, 2 June 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

the teasers seem to be getting more and more bleak. I know the writer is Moffatt, but what is it actually about? Is it going to be filler? Or a quality stand-alone?

Gukbe, Saturday, 2 June 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

i should have said 'vague' instead of 'bleak'. don't know what that was all about.

Gukbe, Saturday, 2 June 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

Supposedly it's this year's equivalent of "Love And Monsters" - not much Doctor + companion in it, to give the leads something of a break in the filming schedule.

Anyway that was sort of the ultimate nu-Who, in that *all* the themes nu-Who stresses - can the Doctor love, inhumanity of Doctor, Doctor-companion relationship, Doctor's love of humankind, Doctor as lonely god - were there but fully harmonised with the story and plot. Dunno if it's my absolute favourite new series story but it's up there.

Groke, Saturday, 2 June 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i should have mentioned that this two parter has been excellent. Tennant did a fine job as well.

Gukbe, Saturday, 2 June 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

Excellent. I preferred last weeks to this, tbh, but then I like build-ups more than resolutions.

DavidM, Saturday, 2 June 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

Baines guy's "do you want this fight sir, do you want it, do you sir" was *so* Fast Show Suits You Sir that I couldn't take it entirely seriously.

Still, best ones since The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances. Tennant still gurning too much, but much more effectively. The ending was lovely too - I like when people remember the effect the Doctor tangentially had on their lives.

ailsa, Saturday, 2 June 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

I enjoyed it. Did prefer last weeks too but I enjoyed the ending a lot.

Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 2 June 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

enjoyed the really cruel dispatching of the family.

Gukbe, Saturday, 2 June 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry to burst your bubbles, people, but I was playing pool in our common-room today as a load of people (mostly science nerds) watched today's Dr. Who, and I couldn't help noticing that it was one of the most desperately, utterly awful pieces of television I'd ever seen. In order of direness, I think it went something along the lines of special effects >>> camerawork >>> music >>> directing >>> acting >>> script, but the whole thing stank to high heaven. Me and my friend were having to stifle our laughter at the absolute hopelessness of it all. Everyone sounded like 1930's RP-speaking twits, schoolteachers and headmasters spoke and acted like an American stereotype of Tom Brown's Schooldays, the dialogue was bombastic without eloquence (and therefore laughable), and the whole thing just came across as a nerdy, exploitative, pointless exercise in dumbness. Best bit? When I overheard some man speaking in ever-so portentous tones "She is trapped in a mirror...in EVERY mirror! You shall see her in you!"

I'm not ashamed to say I audibly cracked up at that point, as the rapt audience stared on in hushed admiration and excitement at this doubtless highly dramatic juncture.

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

Ah, I've found the aptest word for that episode of television: 'craven'.

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe I just don't 'understand' it, though. As it was clearly the second of a two-parter, there were probably loads of really neat emotional hooks I couldn't grasp. Perhaps the dialogue is just something you need to get used to, the acting highly-tuned to push unusual buttons. Golly, it might well be brilliant for all I know!

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Louis this is the first time I've understood why people don't like you.

Groke, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

Because I don't like something you like? Heaven help us all. I've explained why I don't think Dr. Who is very good, so instead of taking cheap shots at my character, why not defend your show?

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

No, no, that's nothing to do with it. Plenty of people on here don't like Doctor Who.

But you're right that it was a cheap shot - sorry.

Groke, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

Aha: Anyway that was sort of the ultimate nu-Who, in that *all* the themes nu-Who stresses - can the Doctor love, inhumanity of Doctor, Doctor-companion relationship, Doctor's love of humankind, Doctor as lonely god - were there but fully harmonised with the story and plot. Dunno if it's my absolute favourite new series story but it's up there.

Maybe I'd need to watch it in more detail to realise these things. As I say, the evidence against comes from a judgement based upon the first viewing of an unseen show. I didn't know anything about the characters; perhaps a greater knowledge would have equipped me better and prevented my mocking. Still, I can only go on what I saw, and what I saw was to my eyes risible.

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

You know who the target audience is, right?

V, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

mostly science nerds

amirite

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

Gah, maybe I should loosen up and accept that for some it's very entertaining, a quality piece of not-too-serious light entertainment. By the straight faces of the 'target audience', mind, it seems that it really was being taken quite seriously!

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

Actually the target audience is families - young children watching with their parents. The show has a fair number of nerdy fans too, of course, but it stopped catering to them a good many years ago. "Science nerds" is off the mark (for one thing the "science" in Who is notoriously bad), but I appreciate that while you're at Uni it's reassuring to think in those kinds of terms.

For the sake of balance I should say that my wife thought this episode was heavy-handed and a poor resolution to last week's story.

Groke, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

Well, most of those watching were of the nerdy scientist variety. You're right, though, I oughtn't use a single piece of evidence as stereotype. I accept that it could provide stimulating family viewing (although I still think it was as your wife says very 'heavy-handed', badly written and clumsily acted). I don't have a problem with bad science in entertainment, but I don't like it when I hear someone speaking a patronising load of gunk in an affected RP accent. It grates somewhat.

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

The mirror thing reminded me a bit of the kid in Matilda who got trapped in the painting, that always seemed eerie to me when I was a kid and I can see kids remembering this the same way. And kids don't read Evelyn Waugh, they're not after some flowery dialogue about public schools, the things about public schools that you saw as stereotypes are what they'll recognise the most easily. Simple language isn't a bad thing anyway, even if you're writing for people older than 8.

I know it's not just a kids show, but it does need to be written with them in mind the most.

xpost

V, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Again with the acting, kids don't pick up on facial expressions as well as adults, they need the melodrama to get the point across. I'm not sure it can be bad if it's on purpose, even if it is a bit over the top.

V, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

It reminded me a bit of the even-worse 'Robin Hood' that the BBC attempted recently. Same kind of PC, disinfected, portentous vibe going on. Probably quite a few of the same actors too.

If it's written with 8 year-olds in mind, then fair enough. I think my expectations were perverted somewhat by the unironic appreciation it received from a load of 20 year-olds.

Nothing wrong with a bit of ham, but this was neutered ham, it was ridiculous whilst trying to look serious, and thus yet more ridiculous, in a bad way.

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

I've just realised it was The Witches, not Matilda

V, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

I was thinking Superman II, myself. :-D

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

(and the very beginning of Superman I, obv.)

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

In fairness the affected RP accents are because the episode was set in a public school in 1913.

xpost

Groke, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, I enjoyed it, having only liked The Empty Child and Girl in the Fireplace previously. Doctor Who seems to do time travel much better than space travel. I didn't feel patronised. But hey, I'm thick.

Geordie Racer, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

It is written for 8 year olds primarily, but if you can get over the things that are exaggerated for them there's a lot for adults too. That's why your mates liked it, you just need to put those things to the back of your mind rather than focus on them and consider them mistakes, or bad acting.

V, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

set in a public school in 1913

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have spoken like that, even back then in the good old days.

V, fair enough. I'll stop my slating. Prejudice is bad, and I ought to let people enjoy whatever they want. However, my subjective opinions keep on spewing out of my mouth! I can't help it. Sorry.

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Did anyone else spot quite a few similarities to season 5 Angel too? The Doctor giving them their wish of living forever but with the twist of never being able to do anything was a bit like the Purvayne episode, and there were some bits of Illyria in the way that the people were possessed ("Her body and soul were consumed" and the way that the mother could access Jenny's memories).

V, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Who is a family show, rather than purely a kids' show, which means that at its most successful it's presenting entertainment that children can understand and thrill to (and which adults can thrill to on the same level) but which can bear whatever added weight its adult audience brings to it without compromising its simplicity*. The best new Who, I think, does this better than anything else I can think of - the worst of it manages to pander to kids and frustrate grown-ups.

*this is also what a lot of great pop does for a slightly older audience.

Groke, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

maybe I just need to listen to more teenpop

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

:-|

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

I was thinking of ABBA, rather than teenpop, actually!

Groke, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

Good, that's a lot more like what I can stomach. Quite a lot of Abba is very, very good, in fact! Maybe to approach Dr. Who in a similar manner would divest me of my cynicism somewhat, although I still wouldn't be able to get past the dialogue.

Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

Louis you know how you think Mansun's 'Six' is a heartrending work of visionary genius and everyone else thinks its a load of old cobblers? This is a bit like that.

Matt DC, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

at times like this i'm really glad Doctor Who wasn't on during my adolescence and most of my 20s. it's almost as if they knew...

blueski, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to Matt: Yeah, I accept that. I don't mind it when people violently disagree with me (as long as they provide a reason; "it just doesn't do it for me" usually suffices), and I don't expect them to mind when I challenge their beliefs.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

My boyfirend requested I post thi here under a...pseudonym?...because he "will get his ass flamed off on fanboy central" otherwise. BOUT he won't see if you do here so whatevs.

"Human Nature" by Dr. Retarded

THE DR: OMG Martha some kind of green gaseous hive mind is following us!
MARTHA: Why don't you just zap the TARDIS into their ship and fuck their shit up?
DR: No Martha that would make way too much sense! Here, I'm going to lose them by changing myself into a human using this transmogrifier that happens to be on the TARDIS for no particular reason which I've never mentioned before in 900 years of adventuring.
MARTHA: But what am I supposed to do?
DR: I don't have time to explain, but I apparently had time to taperecord about 4 hours of instructions you won't be able to follow because I'll be a stupid unpredictable human!!
MARTHA: How are you supposed to change back?!
DR: Here I've put my soul into a clock that I want you to keep laying around in my office instead of in some kind of memory crystal cube on the TARDIS. Don't let me think it's something important or else I'll make sure it isn't ever stolen!
MARTHA: But this doesn't make any sense! In the original version of this story you changed into a human because you wanted to know what it was like to feel human emotions! Now you're doing it to escape from some lame ass aliens that aren't scary or threatening!
DR: That's not important! Whats important is that fanboys get to see the doctor cavort as a turn of the century school teacher and be all unsure of myself! Too bad the writing is horrible and I just come off as a prick-ass!
MARTHA: This is fucking retarded!
DR: ..And Martha, THANK YOU!!

Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

I also liked FEAR HER a lot, so you can analyze WTF is wrong with me.

Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

abbott's boyfriend OTM

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

Hhahaha awesome

Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

OMG I am now terrified. I've skimmed through this thread, and even a cursory reading has informed me that quite a lot of people in ILX really rather like Dr. Who. Here I burst in, blustering about and swinging an indiscriminate axe, unmindful of the 40-strong army sitting at the table, all armed with assault rifles. Shall we...agree to disagree? *nervous cough*

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

*on ILX

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think it's the disagreeing so much as the manner of disagreeing.

ailsa, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I know, it's a bit like slagging off an entire religion because I found one its ceremonies kinda dull. Having a pop at Dr. Who because of its perceived bad scripting/acting/soundtrack/etc clearly demonstrates no understanding of people's love for the show. Keep on worshipping, I insist; we must all pick our own poison.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

*one of

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

Having a pop at Dr. Who because of its perceived bad scripting/acting/soundtrack/etc has been going on for a loooong time.

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

Still, it means Louis could get a job as a UK Gold/Channel 5 program announcer.

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh great, now my contrarianism has been outed as cliched hivemind thinking; you lot are the oppressed and enlightened minority, steadfast in your realisation that dr. who is in fact a work of brilliance. maybe i shouldn't even watch television in future if i'm going to make such a fool of myself over it.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

What's with this "you lot" nonsense - you get to classify everyone on this thread as part of a hivemind, but one person on the thread does it to you and you get all antsy about it?

I don't think anyone's claiming to be any more enlightened than anyone else, btw. Just, y'know, blundering into a Doctor Who thread going "haha you're all geeks and nerds and yer telly programme's shite" isn't really terribly endearing.

ailsa, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

OKAY I just watched part II of episode, which ALSO really frustrated me UNTIL he became the Doctor again. Then at the veterans' memorial I cried and oh it all ended up good feelings equal to the terrible of before. Fuck, I am so easily manipulated, that's why I have a hard time watching movies or TV. It just really wears on me. Good one tho.

Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

I overheard some man speaking in ever-so portentous tones "She is trapped in a mirror...in EVERY mirror! You shall see her in you!"

No ways, not too portentous, MIRROR ON SHROOMS d00d.

Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

Clearly I don't do 'dripping with sarcasm' particularly well. I wasn't accusing the Dr. Who fans on this thread of being nerds, merely observing that most of those who watched it in our common-room were generally science students with limited social skills. I'm not insinuating anything about you lot. Haha, I did it again!

I can't help having opinions upon something I witnessed. I felt like voicing my discontent (it still simmering as I returned to my room), found a thread handily in New Answers, and posted my beliefs. Then I discovered that Dr. Who was practically a way of life for many people. My remorse is indescribable.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)

*no need for word 'generally' (tautology)

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

That was fantastic, best nu-Who yet by a mile

Having just watched this in an admittedly very drunken state, I'd go as far as to say that was the best single episode of any television series yet by a mile. Fuck the haters.

chap, Sunday, 3 June 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking hell, the flash foward to John Smith and Matron's life together, THEN the Doctor coming back all sauve like, THEN the Doctor being an absolute total cunt to the Family, THEN the Doctor and Martha hugging, THEN The Great War, THEN Martha and the Doc turning up at the memorial... That's five THENs, which is unprecidented, emotional rollercoaster, people.

chap, Sunday, 3 June 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think it's the disagreeing so much as the manner of disagreeing.

Incidentally, this gem from Ailsa is the most OTM thing about Louis I've ever read, if a mid-league poster such as myself can be allowed to interject in such matters.

chap, Sunday, 3 June 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

MARTHA: Why don't you just zap the TARDIS into their ship and fuck their shit up?

Weren't the aliens steadily weakening in power over the time between them trailing the TARDIS and finally arriving at the school? I thought it was pretty strongly implied that if the Doctor had come face-to-face with them at the start they would have eaten him or something.

Matt DC, Sunday, 3 June 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

Something I liked about the story was how un-fleshed-out the aliens were: no background, no build-up, just entirely generic RTD-style body-horror bad guys, which made perfect sense when the focus was on the human and collateral costs of the Doctor's adventures.

Groke, Sunday, 3 June 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

Weren't the aliens steadily weakening in power over the time between them trailing the TARDIS and finally arriving at the school?

Yeah, they were born powerful and die within 3 months as they steadily weaken. "Like mayflies" was how the script had it.

I'm not going to get drawn into the LJ saga other than to say the evidence above increases my suspicions nu-LJ is the same as nu-nu-Tuomas, i.e. fake LJ.

aldo, Sunday, 3 June 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was pretty strongly implied that if the Doctor had come face-to-face with them at the start they would have eaten him or something.

alien ated Dr. Who, fans!

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

Louis you know how you think Mansun's 'Six' is a heartrending work of visionary genius and everyone else thinks its a load of old cobblers? This is a bit like that.

-- Matt DC, Sunday, June 3, 2007 12:35 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

YES.

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 3 June 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

live and let live: some people like shit tv/music

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 3 June 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was pretty strongly implied that if the Doctor had come face-to-face with them at the start they would have eaten him or something.
It was the opposite - if the Doctor had come face-to-face with them at the start, he would have been able to whup their arses as easily as he ultimately did. He was giving them a chance to avoid that - by hiding himself, he lets them die naturally. Of course, they wouldn't let it lie, and eventually faced the consequences. This ties in with the "no second chances" thread of this Doctor's personality - he'll give you a chance, but push it too far and you're fucked (Sycorax Leader, Empress of Racnos).

Ian Edmond, Sunday, 3 June 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

I am letting them live! My complaint was a subjective personal diatribe at a television show I'd accidentally watched, without taking its ILX audience into account. Now I've seen how they feel, I reckon I might have short-changed the programme a little, and moreover I might have voiced my complaint in rather stronger terms than was necessary.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

Why does giving it a second chance depend on what we think (as opposed to all the other Who fans in the country)

V, Sunday, 3 June 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not so much giving it a second chance as claiming that my one and only chance was perhaps too hasty to set itself so firmly against the show.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

Great. Another thread I used to like is now spoiled.

Sigh.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 3 June 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

Hello! I am science dropout with quite possibly less than no social skills, though I'm only a casual nu-Who watcher. Social skills = proportional to reciprocal of number of unnecessary hyphens in following post, etc...

It reminded me a bit of the even-worse 'Robin Hood' that the BBC attempted recently.

Cornell wrote for that too, since you mention it. Never watched it myself so I'm not the one to follow that line of thought anywhere.

Anyhow, if you look upthread you'll see plenty of this apparent ILX-Who hivemind "having a pop at bad scripting/acting/soundtrack/etc", 'sjust you're harshing my buzz a little because despite wasting cliffhanger energy and dragging out The Decision etc that (both parts) was my favourite Tennant story by some way. Though I laughed anyway at Abbott's boyfriend's summary all the same because, well, OTM I guess.

That's five THENs, which is unprecidented, emotional rollercoaster, people.

Yes! But no THEN for yr woman's parting contempt for swashbuckling space-coward Timelord village-destroyer vs self-sacrificed human? I was taken with it but it's the sort of thing which gets my boyfriend with older-Who knowledge shouting "the Doctor does NOT do THAT!" (I assume, he was out last night but I'll probably hear some ranting later).

there was something in this about the Doctor having a son (wanting to?) - tho this may not match his 'i was a Dad once' comment from the last series.

(considers in a they-won't-have-and-they-shouldn't-have way bullshit tv/film sex-is-sole-valuable-aspect-of-human-condition tradition dictating how he should have spent his last minutes as human, though would a kid be at all Timelord? I guess no but the watch spoke to JS + Tim and not the others...)

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 3 June 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

That reminds me, I re-watched The Long Game recently and there was a brief - possibly throwaway, but who knows - mention of the Face of Boe being pregnant. It was a news story playing on a TV set (on Badwolf TV) in the background but audible enough.
The reproductive process for a big face in a tank is something to ponder over, but I wonder if the Son/Daughter of the Face of Boe will ever make an appearance.

DavidM, Sunday, 3 June 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

he ate her!

blueski, Sunday, 3 June 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

for a 'family show' Who is doing v well on keeping those in the 18-30 bracket interested enough in sci-fi satisfied generally i reckon. even making it so often a 'history lesson for the kids' seems fair enough.

as far as 'family viewing' goes, what matches or betters Doctor Who really?

blueski, Sunday, 3 June 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

should've said 18-40, or 50 even.

blueski, Sunday, 3 June 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

My 57 year old mother's a huge fan. Last night's made her cry, apparently. When I said the episode made the Doctor out to be a bastard she wasn't having any of it.

chap, Sunday, 3 June 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i cried a bit - i accept the melodrama / suspend disbelief when it's paired with the dr who universe + whoa humanity; that's how it works - emotional roller coaster comment otm

rrrobyn, Sunday, 3 June 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

Mos defs, it ended up being VERY incredible in the last 20 minutes, but before the watch ever got to him, I was still screaming at the TV, "Why didn't you just get wasted on synthahol like Q did when HE became a human?" I just can't handle SUSPENSE.

Abbott, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

the guy who played baines was such a great villain! i hoped they'd bring little psychic kid along for adventures too, i like it better when the doctor has two or three companions.

f. hazel, Sunday, 3 June 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

That kid would make a great companion.

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 3 June 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

He's a great actor.

chap, Sunday, 3 June 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

i don't like his face, sorry.

blueski, Sunday, 3 June 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

That reminds me, I re-watched The Long Game recently and there was a brief - possibly throwaway, but who knows - mention of the Face of Boe being pregnant. It was a news story playing on a TV set (on Badwolf TV) in the background but audible enough.
The reproductive process for a big face in a tank is something to ponder over, but I wonder if the Son/Daughter of the Face of Boe will ever make an appearance.

Something was also made somewhere else later than this about the fact that there were Boemina (?) children somewhere but they died naturally while the face lived on. Someone more geeky knowledgeable than me may be able to elaborate further.

ailsa, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

AND NOW A DALEK MADE OF YARN

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Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 4 June 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

cuetest!

rrrobyn, Monday, 4 June 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

a real stitch in tiem

Gukbe, Monday, 4 June 2007 04:13 (eighteen years ago)

I watched the 2 1913 episodes when down in Yorks. yesterday, and I must admit I really enjoyed them both. I found the ending weirdly affecting, but thought the scene @ the cenotaph was overdoing it a bit. Little girl trapped in mirror nicked off "Sapphire & Steel", maybe? As with some of the other episodes, I like the way they imply that the doctor is a bit heartless in his "ends justify the means" type behaviour, and it was done a little more subtly here I thought. Martha is ridiculously hott.

Pashmina, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

Funny how at the end the Doctor could disguise himself as a human to get in the Famiy's spaceship, thus making the whole blimmin plot totally nonsensical?

Meg Busset, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, why didn't he do the smell ventriloquism right at the flippin start??

I cried at the end though.

C J, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

I, too, thought the girl trapped in the mirror was rather like the girl trapped in the painting in The Witches. And it, and many of the other things in the episode, were also very M R James.

Forest Pines, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, why didn't he do the smell ventriloquism right at the flippin start??

I imagine it only works as a short-term trick. Whatever, the point was that he fucked up the Family with ridiculous ease.

chap, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

I loved the last half of this best nu-Who ever. Genuinely affecting in places.

Funny how at the end the Doctor could disguise himself as a human to get in the Famiy's spaceship, thus making the whole blimmin plot totally nonsensical?

-- Meg Busset, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:11 (3 hours ago) Link

This may be an xpost, but I was under the impression that the Doctor could have destroyed that Family at any time. He chose not to because he wanted them to live out their natural span. The fact that he indulged in almost operatic levels of cruelty when it came to neutralising them seemed to be because he was so pissed that they didn't do this and killed a bunch of people in the process - although arguably he should have known this.

Stone Monkey, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

Also they had to have a good reason for believing him to be human, and to ignore him fucking shit up on the ship. He couldn't have just strolled in there and done all that at the beginning.

ledge, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

I do also wonder where he put the one he chained up. I like the idea that he might have some sort of Gulag within the Tardis where he keeps some of his vanquished foes - you know, the ones where he hasn't wiped out their entire species.

Stone Monkey, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

The fury of a Time Lord = totally totally uber hotttt and I will stop now before this says more about me than I am aware of myself!

Also girl in all mirrors ever = best thing ever.

Sarah, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

As prison cells go it'd have some pretty interesting views.

ledge, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

Also how do you trap someone in a mirror. I think that's stepped too far over the (fuzzy) border from sci-fi to fantasy for my liking.

ledge, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

The girl in the mirror was a bit Niel Gaiman. They should get Gaiman to write one actually, as he is an established fan.

chap, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

More seriously I liked the fury part because now we can take him more seriously as powerful guy who can actually walk the walk instead of putting on silly glasses and gurning, playing with sonic screwdrivers and letting Daleks escape all the time bleh bleh bleh. Also, you know, I really, really must marry him, or just sleep with him or something. (Baines I mean. Haha not really. Or perhaps I would. Haha I would just make him shout ATTACK! and SOLIDERS! and stuff and laugh hysterically at his buggly eyes, he was great too).

Sarah, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was a great scene but I really don't like the doctor-having-arbitrary-superpowers thing they've kept coming back to since McCoy as a way of scaling up the character. I much prefer a Doctor who doesn't have amazing time powers with which he can fuck villains up but beats them with his wits and brains and good luck and - really important! - bringing out the best in the people who he encounters. Doctor as change agent rather than as cosmic avenger.

In fact I like him best when he *seems* to be most ineffectual - how can the best laid plans of villains possibly be thwarted by this funny little man? (That great Eccleston scene with the Slitheen for instance - the new series hasn't totally got away from this, or I wouldn't like it).

The fury scene worked because it was the Doctor pushed particularly far, I guess, and also - you'd hope - because he was angry at himself, since Joan's challenge to him was completely right. (Come to think of it this was one of the few episodes where trouble comes looking for the Doctor, rather than the Doctor stumbling into it.)

Groke, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

What do you mean by saying "arbitrary super powers"? I saw someone else on d-dum saying that and I didn't get it. The "low level telepathic thing"? I saw that far more as a scientific device, and none of his punishments for the Family involved him having superpowers - just 'access to technology' and sharpness. And he HAS awesome time powers in his being and with his TARDIS, pretending he doesn't is just lame.

Sarah, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

He has a piece of time-travelling technology in the TARDIS (and obviously loads of other super-advanced tech too as the plot demands) but I think it's the "in his being" that bothers me - like I say the specialness of the Doctor even in relation to other Time Lords is something they've been building in ever since McCoy and I've never liked it - he's Merlin, he's the original time lord, he's a relative of Rassilon, he's immortal, he's a god etc. etc. So maybe "superpowers" aren't quite the right word - "super-status" is closer to what annoys me.

I don't see how any of that makes the character any more interesting or better! It's a cheap way to get to "the Doctor has a very alien outlook" without trying to write said outlook. It's become a lot easier to do in the new series, because the other Time Lords have all gone so no more characters like Borusa or the Meddling Monk who quite clearly are NOT noble lonely gods who burn at the centre of time.

Anyway the latest episode was in no way the worst offender in this (mostly cos it was excellent). The specifics in the punishment scene are the freezing Baines in time and trapping the girl in the mirror - both very very cool but absolutely nothing like anything we've seen him do before. Which is fine - we haven't seen him this angry before! But it begs the question of why NOT, he's dealt with a lot worse individuals than the Family, is it simply that "this time it's personal" - they've forced him to act in a way that has hurt other people (but he would have hurt Joan anyway). Which leads me back to the sense that some of his fury must be self-directed - his punishments are petulance as much as justice.

I'm not saying the punishment scene doesn't work, it works very well in this context, it just reminded me of things I don't like in Who a bit.

Groke, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

he was pretty angry, cruel and merciless in the Christmas special when he drowned all those spider babies. ha ha "spoider babies".

blueski, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

OMG. i only watched this episode tonight so been avoiding this thread. Louis what the fuck are you on at the moment????

acrobat, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

The fury of a Time Lord = totally totally uber hotttt and I will stop now before this says more about me than I am aware of myself!

i wld have sex with all this time lords

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

NO KIDDING.

Abbott, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

srsly the fury thing was awesome
"it turned out he was just being kind"
POWER
yet still faliable - he was pissed b/c yeah, he did fuck up and people got killed - oh he didn't kill them directly, but you know the doctor and guilt/memory

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

come on ungrateful spurned lover lady, the doctor intervened on our behalf in "city of death" to ensure life would evolve on planet earth! a headmaster or two disintegrated is a small price to pay.

f. hazel, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

yeah rly! he has saved the entire earth and the universe many times!
but thems the breaks
it's hard out here for a time lord

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

i wld have sex with all this time lords

Are you sure you don't want to rethink this statement? I would with ahem FIVE of 'em. Can you guess which ones?

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 08:30 (eighteen years ago)

Would you WANT to? Ha.

Tom, I do see what you mean! By "in his being", I was being far more geekish I'm afraid and thinking of his actual biological and temporal status as a Gallifreyan (the Rassilon matrix hurrah!) - I didn't mean his Merlin-esque status which I also find a bit <I>hmmm, why</i>. But I don't think that's what they were doing in this episode either - they just wanted an Time Lord and he was the only Time Lord around. In the book they do specifically go after The Doctor, but I'm assuming that's because he's still "rogue", ie away from protected Gallifrey, and arguably one of the most 'famous' Time Lords they are more likely to have access to.

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 08:35 (eighteen years ago)

<i>Can you guess which ones?</i>

Meddling Monk
Drax
Rani
Wrinkly Master
Chancellor GOTH

Groke, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 08:50 (eighteen years ago)

No, no, YES, YES, no.

I will give you one for free: RUNCIBLE THE FATUOUS.

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

all the superior powers and cruelty is prelude. argh. must not spoil!

acrobat, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:06 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway while thinking about ALL THIS STUFF I did come up w/a question (and a nerdy theory which may be canon for all I, not having read The Books, know) -

When did the Doctor get control of his TARDIS? He obviously has a degree of control now, the whole "you don't know where you're going" meme has all but gone (I can't remember it in new-Who, the occasional mistake sometimes but that's often due to someone else manipulating time or something). So something's changed. (What's changed is that RTD likes his companions to have a home life so getting back to modern earth when needed is urgent & key - but that requires changes in the set-up too)

The sensible time for it to have occurred wd be the Time War I guess - I vaguely remember picking up on the idea that all TARDISes are powered from the same black hole and all of them have access to said black hole, in a kind of distributed power network through time - so the D's rogue ship would have very intermittent access to the network which might manifest in a lack of control. Post Time War the TARDIS *is* the network which explains a) more accuracy and b) more reality-warping powers for Billie when she messes around with it.

Groke, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:10 (eighteen years ago)

Acrobat you don't need to spoil! Individual episodes can be screwy but RTD does tend to know where he's going with his themes and season arcs so that doesn't surprise me.

But the wider question of "how has the Doctor's place within his fictional universe changed?" is a rly interesting one anyway (to me if nobody else!)

Groke, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

Ha I wondered that too - I haven't seen enough Fat Colin to know if he can control it by then, but certainly by Uggo McCoy he seemed to be in control (I say this by virtue of watching Ghostlight where he certainly directed the TARDIS very specifically to that house in Perivale at that certain point in time).

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:17 (eighteen years ago)

There are Davison episodes where he's clearly in control of it too - maybe being President of Gallifrey helped (you'd think it might, eh?)

Groke, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)

But he's always had occasional control when the plot demanded it - what's gone is the occasional NON-control.

Groke, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

what's gone is the occasional NON-control.

in the Sun one did the TARDIS automatically lock on to the nearby distress signal of the ship? or did it just alert the Doctor to it?

blueski, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

Actually it's not spoiling really, it's just a really cool arc this series has, slightly less heavy handed and a lot more *about* the Doctor. I like it.

Other points.
When they saw the old version of the young boy at the war memorial he was far too young. The boy would be well over 100 now! Perhaps it was taking place in the past but female vicar suggested 2007. If they'd made it obvious it was 1972 or something would that mess things up int erms of him bumping into Jon Pertwee or summat? I'd like them to do thsoe Doctors team up episodes again they were the best! Well the novelizations were. Anyway my pedantary doesn't really matter cos it was a bit of fourth wall breaking, it was a little like the last episode of Dad's Army when Manawring raises a toast to the men of the home guard.

acrobat, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe exposure to all that time lord ness helped him age more slowly and live longer?

Groke, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:27 (eighteen years ago)

In the book, the boy becomes a Red Cross d00d instead of a soldier and saves his school companion, I thought that was a really nice touch and it was a shame they omitted that from the episode. But then perhaps they couldn't do that memorial scene as effectively.

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

I say 'effectively', I thought it was quite overwrought myself - but perhaps that was just Martha's ostentatious pin-the-posey-on-the-Doctor thing (although that would be a novel alternative to the usual donkey at kiddy parties).

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

as i say i think it was almost distinct from the main plot. it felt to me like the "who team" showing sort of respect to the reality of WWI.

acrobat, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

set in a public school in 1913

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have spoken like that, even back then in the good old days.

how do they speak back then? did they rap?

the doctor is such a love rat

ken c, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 10:44 (eighteen years ago)

I WISH

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 10:56 (eighteen years ago)

When did the Doctor get control of his TARDIS?

i remember as kid thinking how cool it was that after he pissed off the black guardian by smashing the key to time he installed a randomizer in the TARDIS to ensure his safety operating on the theory that if he doesn't know where he's going the black guardian won't either! it annoyed romana. who is a time lord i would sleep with.

f. hazel, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

Notoriously the first two places the "randomiser" went were Skaro and Earth.

(which is actually a clever comment on expectations of randomness I guesS)

Groke, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it's just like iTunes

blueski, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

In "Doctor rejecting 'proper control of the TARDIS'" or sthg, there is a RUB bit in a RUB book where he has got the Chameleon circuits working again, but at the end bashes them in AT GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL, o bejaysus...

(disguised as a TIE DYED TENT!)

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

i hate it when it follows up Ska with the Earth Song

xpost

ken c, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

The TARDIS is disguised, I mean, Uggo McCoy is not described wearing tie dyed loon pants.

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

nor is he a tent.

blueski, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

he is a bit camp though

ken c, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! This thread is also available for barmitzvahs!

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe Louis will book it for his next birthday party.

chap, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

we all have affected RP accent innit.

ken c, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

I've worked out how Louis knows why Doctor Who is so bad, and how inaccurate its portrayal of a minor Edwardian-ish* public school was - he's a time traveller himself! S'obvious, innit?

* yes, I know Edward died a while before 1913, but there isn't any other good word for that period.

Forest Pines, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

OMG is there REALLY a Dr Who book set at Glasto?! I might READ it at Glasto! Or at least on the bus down.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

all the superior powers and cruelty is prelude. argh. must not spoil!
so he's just going to get hottter then??

i wld have sex with all this time lords is mere comedy
clearly i wld only have sex with this incarnation rite

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

Matt it is WORSE, it is set in 1977 "the year punk broke" where Bernice (book only companion) is in a punnk band at doctor's request, the TARDIS is disgused as NELSONS COLUMN in the middle of Traf Sq (ie it has materialised round the real one) and Ace (BLOODY ACE) is a war-scarred actual mentalist who wants to KILL THE DOCTOR FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE (nb nobody knows what this is unless you have read like the 10 preceeding books) - or does she really? Aaaah, not aaah.

They end up in Glastonbury right at the end, where one of the punks has been sampled by a hott dance band, and has resurrected his career cos he has a grassroots 'cult' following from his minor punk antics

Sh1t - I am making the book sound GRATE aren't I!

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

no

ledge, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

Ledge doth protesteth too much... (=how they shd be speaking in 1913 obv)

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

Any fule kno what boys at skule talk like, chiz chiz. Master Smith is a WEED.

Forest Pines, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

I WISH

(doesn't make sense any more, does it)

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

Aaaah, not aaah.

If that was actually in it then I could be persuaded to read it.

aldo, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

Like you haven't already, Aldo...

Sarah, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

I HAVE NOT. I tried to read Lungbarrow once and gave up when my brane SPLODED. Now, Target books are a different kettle of fish...

WHAT AM I SAYING, BOOKS ARE NOT CANON.

aldo, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

:-/

Shoulda let live...

Just got offed, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

It's funny reading the youtube comments on Doctor Who episodes - this one joker always goes "did you know the Fifth Doctor fought the Monster of Peladon whilst it was under the control of the Rani in 'Titilation of the Timelord'" or somesuch, and this other joker always goes "That was in a novel and therefore not canon". This fruitless exchange is repeated endlessly.

Yeah, not really funny or even interesting.

chap, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

Dare I say that this model of Who discourse is not confined to YouTube.

Groke, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

You say that, but I've been lurking a bit on OG recently and have been pleasantly surprised by how generally self-aware and articulate the hardcore Who fanbase seems to be (I know it's terribly hypocritical of me to expect SF fanboys to be inarticulate and humourless when I'm a bit of one myself).

chap, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

(and I think I used hypocritical entirely incorrectly there, but you know what I mean)

chap, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't look away. Don't turn your bank and DON'T BLINK.

Did no one else find this teaser tremendously thrilling?

Alba, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

Back, not back!

Alba, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Alba, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

Hull isn't as hilly as that!

(but, watching it in Hull right now, we are greatly amused)

Forest Pines, Saturday, 9 June 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

haven't seen last week's yet and am writing this from work. oh um.

koogs, Saturday, 9 June 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

This week's is ... creepy, and amusing.

Forest Pines, Saturday, 9 June 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

It was excellent - and wonderful for the Core Kid Audience, especially the ending!

(but I wonder if LJ watched it...)

Forest Pines, Saturday, 9 June 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Only two criticisms - I thought the cuts of the statues at the end was overegging it a bit, and FFS ANOTHER RACE "AS OLD AS TIME ITSELF" BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Otherwise, A++++

aldo, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

I've finally caught up with the BBC airings via torrent, so hopefully I'll be round here more often.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Top stuff! Nice and spooky with a clever plot. Bobby was OTM re Sally's hotness.

chap, Saturday, 9 June 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

That would've proper spooked me as a nipper! Marvellous. (Also, "You've only got 17 DVDs?")

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 9 June 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Minor quibble: letter-handing bit totally nicked off Back to the Future.

chap, Saturday, 9 June 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

another good one! endless fun.

f. hazel, Sunday, 10 June 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

Really enjoyed that. Proper creepy too. Sally is ultra-hot. Next companion maybe?

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 10 June 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

That was pretty great.

"life is short and you're hot."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 June 2007 06:31 (eighteen years ago)

wonderful for the Core Kid Audience, especially the ending!

otm. We don't have nearly so many old grey seraphim/gargoyle/etc statues here in Texas, so the ending came off kind of funny at my house (well, I guess we're fine til we move to London?). Whoo for scarin the kids!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 June 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

That was ... astonishingly fine.

Alba, Sunday, 10 June 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

I find it amazing that Steven Moffat could come up with creatures as conceptually brilliant as the weeping angels. Mythologies that good don't come along very often. Beautifully directed as well as written. Carey Mulligan's looks almost got in the way of the story, I thought, but I guess I'll forgive that.

Alba, Sunday, 10 June 2007 11:35 (eighteen years ago)

Moffat takes the cake again, that was perfect nu-Who. and i'd watch Sally Sparrow spin-off in a skipped heartbeat.

blueski, Sunday, 10 June 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

phwoar i'd watch her spin-off etc. (sorry)

blueski, Sunday, 10 June 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

am i stupid for thinking that they were statues and not performers?

Gukbe, Sunday, 10 June 2007 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't realise that till I watched Confidential either. Then I was like 'Duh, OF COURSE it would be cheaper to use actors than make hundreds of statues in different poses'.

chap, Sunday, 10 June 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

To be honest my heart sank when I heard the "it's a bit ITV" line but fuck me that one was BRILLIANT. Not being able to blink in case something kills you = a childhood fear of mine anyway so that one scene properly freaked me out. This one felt properly cinematic though, in a way very few of the others do, like a self-contained film.

My only quibble is that Sally spent rather a long time not looking at the other two Weeping Angels that were in the house, how come they didn't just grab her then? That said I didn't see the 'disappearing TARDIS' bit coming.

Top marks. If I could high-five Stephen Moffat now I would.

Matt DC, Sunday, 10 June 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Also I want to marry Sally Sparrow.

Matt DC, Sunday, 10 June 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Also, taking sides: "You mean friends off the internet" vs "You've only got seventeen DVDs?!"

Matt DC, Sunday, 10 June 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

lol "the boys" = ilx

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 June 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

Little girl trapped in mirror nicked off "Sapphire & Steel", maybe?
-- Pashmina

cosigned. this totally beats yr other suggestions, ile. father's day totally went for the S&S ending. i am catched up now.

what was that in the 'next week' about being so far in the future that the timelords had never something something?

Alan, Sunday, 10 June 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

been there

blueski, Sunday, 10 June 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

and no t-shirt to prove it then

Alan, Sunday, 10 June 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

sorry i bang on and on about S&S and nu-who, but the 'trapped in mirrors' monster was actually a being who 'exists in every photograph' that trapped S&S in a mirror, and they in turn escaped and later trapped him in a kaleidoscope. this story ends with a (now ludicrous looking) view of the being caught in the 3 mirrors while steel sez menacingly "Find every photograph of you that there is. Burn them. Never have another taken." which is SO like the extraneous "never blink" bit at the end of moffat's too.

getting kids scared of statues is way better than scared of photos tho (living in texas excepted). reminds me of some other 70s kids show where statues in a garden came to life.

Alan, Sunday, 10 June 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

The Enchanted Castle? The scary bit in that was where the "ugly-wuglies" came to life with their faces made of painted paper plates.

The statues in the Enchanted Castle reminded me of the Crystal Palace dinosaurs, which I went and saw today and thought of "Blink" and thought "wow, that was scary". There were NO CHILDREN AT ALL in the dinosaur section which I like to think was down to S Moffat.

Groke, Sunday, 10 June 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

that sounds right. ISTR that at one point they are in the belly of a large (dinosaur?) statue when it comes to life too.

Alan, Sunday, 10 June 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

tv cream:

THE ENCHANTED CASTLE (1979)
BBC

MORE FROM THE fortuitously prolific pen of E. Nesbitt, but stuffed full of the usual upper class Edwardian drawing rooms peopled by Posh Edwardian Children, here discovering a "magic ring" with wish-conferring capabilities. Each wish, naturally, had an unfortunate sting in the tail. So, a row of hastily constructed mannekins (an audience for the children's pantomime) unexpectedly came to life as terrifying "Ugly-Wuglies", the thieving cock-er-ney maid's magical shopping spree wrought disastrous consequences and, in the most memorable moment, marble statues in the grounds took it upon themselves to start wandering around at night. Literal wish-fulfilment for those upper class kids who lived up the road from you. For those of us watching not a) Edwardian b) posh c) in a drawing room, all there was to wish for were the delights of riding around in a dinosaur, perpetual invisibility, or an indoor toilet.

[ ...WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST WISH FOR A MILLION MORE WISHES?]

Alan, Sunday, 10 June 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

That's probably my four favourite episodes of Doctor Who that have all been written by Steven Moffat now. I really really enjoyed that.

I liked the thing, like in Love and Monsters, where the Doctor + companion randomly popped up in the middle of doing something more interesting elsewhere. Also Martha moaning about having to work in a shop in 1969 - reminders that they do lots of stuff that we don't see is always a nice touch.

And, yes, Sally Sparrow spin-off, please, though I think Doctor Who really needs to stop making incidental characters more likeable than the main ones.

ailsa, Sunday, 10 June 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

Moffat's stories have always been the ones I look forward to.

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 10 June 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

ok people who think about this stuff. a question. how come the tardis could go back and get the doctor and martha but not any of the other people who had had a run in with the weeping angels? did the doctor sacrifice the police dude and the other girl for his own ends or is there some complex time travel thing i am missing. before billy died he said if he met sally before half the universe would be torn apart, I wonder if that was a lie the doctor had told him? also note recurrence of martha being forced to do menial job.

acrobat, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

The whole structure of the plot, and the way of relaying messages to Sally, was kind of reliant upon the people who went back in time staying there and going on to live their lives, though.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 08:14 (eighteen years ago)

The doctor had to use them to get info back to Sally, Going to get them in the tardis would have interrupted their timelines and destroyed the universe.

Ed, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 08:15 (eighteen years ago)

like those bat things in "fathers day"? what if he got a lift with patrick troughton? does that destroy the universe as well?

acrobat, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 08:19 (eighteen years ago)

The whole story is a causality loop. As Sally gave the entire story to the Doctor after the fact the things that Sally said happened had to then happen or you break the universe.

treefell, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 08:25 (eighteen years ago)

ah, i think i am using back to the future II logic. which i think maybe different from who logic.

acrobat, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not sure the doctor really knows about sally's friend who gets sent back to 1920. sending sally a letter via grandson appears to be her friend's idea... the doctor hadn't anything to do with it. so she could have been saved by the doctor, potentially.

as has already been noted, he can't save billy because he needs the TARDIS to save billy and saving billy means he doesn't get the TARDIS back. well, i guess he could have loitered on earth for 38 years to save billy but martha wouldn't be too happy about that.

f. hazel, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

why did the light stop going on and off after the tardis dematerialised?

was the writing under the wallpaper explained?

Alan, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

If the weeping angels were controlling the light then as the tardis dematerialised they would have quantum locked as the saw each other and lost control of the light?

Ed, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 09:27 (eighteen years ago)

the statues papered over the writing, also fixed the guttering and knocked up a breakfast bar.

blueski, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 09:27 (eighteen years ago)

ed, that's good enough for me.

Alan, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

i think sally put her friend's letter in the folder which she gave the doctor.

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sally seemed like a young actress playing a young actress. in a good way.

also note another recurring theme, the happy human life. sally's friends description of her new life in the past sounded very much like the one the doctor could have had in the previous weeks episode.

acrobat, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

bear in mind that if a time paradox did end occuring, from our perspective there are going to be events in the timeline that simply don't make sense. presumably the doctor, being a time lord, has special insight that would allow him to explain what happened. if he wanted to.

f. hazel, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

end up occuring

f. hazel, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 09:34 (eighteen years ago)

I don't see what the problem is - you see there's this timey-wimey stuff and I have a thing that goes "ding" when there's some and timey is all lovely and like jelly.

That is how they taught it to the Time Tots on Gallifrey AND I SHOULD KNOW.

Sarah, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

Odd - that "timey-wimey" stuff has really got me thinking about how other Doctors would have said that line! With Tennants it was all adorable and slightly Time-Bimbo-esque (which of course I found hott because I am a tragic case) - Ecclestone would have said it through a huge dazzling beam and dashed off - Tom would have LEERED the line (through another display of gnashers) - Peter would have said it like he said EVERYTHING to Tegan and Nyssa (a bit patronising but meaning to be nice, honest, brave heart) and hartnell, well, he would have forgotten his lines anyway.

YEH.

Sarah, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:04 (eighteen years ago)

also note another recurring theme, the happy human life. sally's friends description of her new life in the past sounded very much like the one the doctor could have had in the previous weeks episode.

cross-conspiracy with Life On Mars

blueski, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

(OMG The Enchanted Castle oh my god!)

Yeah, I was really knocked out by this one as well, superb. Very filmic too. I loved the bit where Sally stares out through the rain at the stautes on the building opposite. Then she blinks and they're gone. And then we see them on either side of the window she's looking out of, with an ominous boom of thunder added for good measure.

DavidM, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

Pertwee would be more patronising! Davison would have done his slightly distracted public school supply teacher* "ah, yes, you see, timey-wimey, *claps companion on shoulders*" thing.

*John Smith in Human Nature basically = the Fifth Doctor, innit - hence the cricket ball stunt!

Groke, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

Then she blinks and they're gone. And then we see them on either side of the window she's looking out of, with an ominous boom of thunder added for good measure.

yes! lots of good solid viewer payoff in this one.

blueski, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

The problem Sarah is PEOPLE HAVE DIED! You can't just fly into peoples lives and etc etc </ dr who supporting character>

acrobat, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:17 (eighteen years ago)

Haha yes totally, Pertwee was the only one I couldn't get a handle on - I could even imagine Troughton saying it ffs! And you are v OTM re the cricket ball stunt!

Acrobat: they got to live out their lives, d00d! The Doc still felt sorry for the fact they were robbed of wot they were supposed to do, but you see timey-wimey is a fickle mistress... JUST BE GLAD that they haven't tried to bring in the whole "Time's Champion" load of GUFF that permeates the new adventures like a stink bomb! HEY incidentally where is Dan Perry? (talking of STINK BOMBS haha, no, I mean, talking about Dr Who books obv, ie stink bombs ah and now we come full circle).

Anyway yeh higher body count in Who needed. Not enough planets collapsing for my tastes.

Sarah, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:25 (eighteen years ago)

Pertwee wouldn't go anywhere near a line that unmanly.

chap, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:26 (eighteen years ago)

He MIGHT say it to some BUFFOON at THE MINISTRY.

Groke, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

"Well you see Jo, it's like this... there's... I mean... well you just... you have to... oh, it's just a timey-wimey thing. Now, where did I put that detector I was working on..."

aldo, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

I think it would have to be said with an exasperated sneer whilst pulling a slight face behind the lovely Liz Shaw's back.

Sarah, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

"Liz it's... it's... timey..."

*Liz turns away*
*Doc pulls exasperated "earthlings are all thickos" face*

"... WIMEY".

Sarah, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

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that last episode wasn't really a dr who episode, well not in my head, so the people who's lives got messed up seemed more real than um other people who have got deaded in dr who. cast trivia; baines from the week before was will scarlet in nu robin hood and sally sparrow was in pride and prejudice, also indie spexxx:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/mystery/sittaford/images/notes_mulligan.jpg

acrobat, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)

Troughton would say it in the middle of a blind panic, probably having lost Jamie: "Oh my golly, where's Jamie, blast this timey-wimey stuff!"

chap, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

i watched the confidential for this one. it was all about people working on who now who were fans as kids. HA!

Alan, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:41 (eighteen years ago)

I watched the 15min confidential and then "obtained" the longer version. HOORAY it is David Tennants talking to ME about Doctor Who from the telly, he SO wants to marry me. I just WISH I suited white! But I don't! Unless I get married in Zoe's glittery a.rse suit. Raid the TARDIS wardrobes!!

But erm yes anyway, I haven't watched the longer one yet.

HOWEVER I claim that there is actually a BBC rule which states you cannot show any footage of Television Centre without showing the Roy Castle tap-dancing thing. I *bet* someone sneaked it into a contract somewhere, like that one where Richard Branson and someone else had to lose a stone within the period of the agreement or something. Yes, like that.

Sarah, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

it's weird seeing the actor playing dr who talking about being such a fan. i've read him talking about how who was what first made him want to be an actor from the age of minus four, but watching him interview all the other big who fans (moffat, gaytiss) and getting into such fannish detail (the list of which stories were filmed in which studio ffs!) was not quite disconcerting as such.

also, yay, gareth :-D

Alan, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

"Really Chesterton it's quite simple. It's just a timely whiney staff. Kindly stop buggering me."

aldo, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 10:57 (eighteen years ago)

i can best picture sylvester mccoy delivering the timey-wimey line, much better even than the current doctor managed it!

i had a look at the online edition of human nature, which i read at least twice around the time it was first released, and i can't imagine how i managed to read so many of those NAs.

f. hazel, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

i watched the confidential for this one. it was all about people working on who now who were fans as kids. HA!

i saw this and thought it was alright for once. liked that Tennant was presenting instead of rub Gatiss/Pegg/whoever narration. they still do too much 'let's play 4 seconds of THIS song because it totally goes with the montage for what we're talking about at this point in the programme DYS wow we're so with it' tho - what a waste of money (they pay for the the tracks innit?).

blueski, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

yeah the soundtrack thing annoys me too. tho i think the beeb have some 'all you can eat buffet' deal with prs.

Alan, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

It was like the first season of Confidential, ie ANY GOOD AT ALL (or so I thort - maybe I just tht that bcz it had an homage to all the Doc's SNOGS inc Wiggy McGann's Wigg).

Sarah, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

Aye - it was directed by Tennant as well if I'm not on imagination crack...

Sarah, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

i want to sleep with Sally Sparrow.

ken c, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

Where was this episode actually meant to be set btw? I like that it didn't seem to be anywhere in particular.

blueski, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

comisserations to this woman for no longer being the most famous sally sparrow on the internets.

blueski, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

it's set in london steve

ken c, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't notice anything londony in it tho may have missed something obvious. they avoided the usual landmarks and stuff, making me think it was taking place in another unspecified city/town.

blueski, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Carey Mulligan (S.Sparrow) was Ada Clare in BBC's Bleak House a couple of years ago.

Dr.C, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

They mentioned London a few times, however it clearly was not shot in London, maybe the London that looks like cardiff.

Ed, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

apparently she (sparrow) has already appeared in a who annual. can hardcore peeps plz tell more if poss?

acrobat, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

yeh Moffat wrote a story in the 06 annual which this episode was adapted from except in that Sally was only 12.

blueski, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

when sally's friend cathy fell into hull she was all like "STFU NOOB NO WAI THIS IS HULL THIS IS LONDON LOL"

ken c, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

but is it CANNON?!

the nightingale bloke was very much kris marshall lite, if such thing is possible. on another forum a number of people were saying that sally would have made a far better companion than martha... hmmmm... maybe?

acrobat, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

Rac14lists :(

(But I do wish Martha would get a bit more SPUNK. Yes, I said spunk).

Sarah, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

if i were the doctor i would love sally to be my companion, but then i'm not the doctor.

xpost and yes sally would get a lot of spunk

and yes nightingale bloke is basically BT broadband man.

ken c, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

I really like Martha! WTF is with the Martha backlash? She was terrific in the John Smith two parter.

Groke, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

Also Sally's only been in one episode, they didn't need to flesh her character out over an entire series like RTD has had to with Martha and Rose. We were all "yay Martha she's great" right after her first episode as well.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

oh god, i have this weird feeling now that kris "they say the best thing in life are free" marshall will be the next doctor.

acrobat, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

Tom I think people just object to her whole "oh I wuv the Doctor" thing.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

what backlash?

i just want to sleep with sally that's all.

i'd totally bone martha too.

but not katherine tate.

ken c, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, maybe a My-Family-Kris Doctor would be good, you know, really inept and rubbish and forgetful and not all-powerful and vengeful and feared by all alums ever.

Actually no, that's a shit idea.

The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

moffat wrote a sally sparrow story in a who annual which included messages under wallpaper

there was a "LONDON COUNCIL" (arf) sign on the gate to the house

Alan, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

I like Martha! I would just prefer that we moved on from the Doctor and Rose dynamic zatz all. (ALSO WHY DID SHE NOT COP OFF WITH SHAKESPEARE)!

Sarah, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

seriously he's just the right level of fame, he has a track record of eccentric characters, he's marketable, not super good looking but not ugly...

xp

Move over Martha. You are finished. I adored Sally, she's everything that Martha isn't.

lol i was talking about digitalspy forums lol

acrobat, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

argh i forgot those aformentioned minor London refs. shame as it could've been other places quite easily. good to have London-set stories which don't feature or revolve around well known landmarks tho.

if only 'Fear Her' had been held off until next year then we could've had ALIENS DESIGNED OLYMPIC LOGO TO TRIGGER CHILD PSYCHOSIS type fun.

blueski, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

apparently she (sparrow) has already appeared in a who annual. can hardcore peeps plz tell more if poss?

You can read it for yourself! Here!

DavidM, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't taken much interest in boys yet, because of the noise.

do girls of 12 yrs really say things like "i haven't taken much interest in boys yet"?

ken c, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

Kriss Marshall has been in one decent thing, at least. Only one, mind.

Forest Pines Mk2, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

BT broadband yes

ken c, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

that episode was GREBT!!!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

My Life In Film

Forest Pines Mk2, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

look he has already got the dr who leaping away from / towards unspecified bad thing look down pat.

http://svt.se/content/1/c6/33/18/21/artikel380.jpg

acrobat, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

Stop it, stop it now.

Sarah, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

oh come on, what is a TARDIS if not a glorified home hub?

acrobat, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 08:56 (eighteen years ago)

Can't... fault... logic....

NoOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo!

HOLD ON :)

Sarah, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

looks more like a turlough, or somesuch secretly-bad assistant.

f. hazel, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

God, you do one ad campaign...

I actually really like Kris Marshall, I think he could be a great Doctor.

Also, no Martha backlash in the Monkey House; I never liked her to start with.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

I still like Martha just fine. as much as i wub Sally it was more 'would like as a recurring character tho maybe not companion' i think. there hasn't been a Mickey in this series because Martha's family all too boring or involving them more would be after doing this with Rose's parents and boyf. But can't think of any good way in which Sally could recur because she's not connected to the main characters, other than occasionally popping up now and then due to investigating the same London-based mysteries as the Doctor.

blueski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)

Sally should spin off to become the British Veronica Mars!

Stevie T, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 10:53 (eighteen years ago)

That's not a bad idea!
I'd just like to see more of her curious, squashy face.

DavidM, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

Stevie I am PATENTING your idea!

Sarah, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

Um, but we can see that he had it first. Look, it's there above your post. D- Must try harder.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

i want to squash that curious face of hers

ken c, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

If Who = Veronica Mars then:

Sally Sparrer = Veronica Mars
Hull Nightingale = Mac (in her enabling role I spose)
Blah Nightingale = Wallace
JOHN SIMM = Bad Boy Logan
Doctor = Keith Mars
Martha = er...?

Sarah, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

(The thing is, I love Keith Mars too! IT IS CLEARLY MEANT TO BE. Oh dear but I also love Logan, and John Simm! Oh too many TV Husbands. And that includes Sally and Veronica too).

Sarah, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

Hull Nightingale _ Lily Kane, surely?

V, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha - no Lilly = the pleecemang!

Sarah, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

Okay. WTF with that DigitalSpy thread? The post where someone says that people who like Martha are being politically correct just freaked me out.

Martha's family just annoy me. I'm not even sure whether their ethnic background is supposed to be - are they African or West Indian - it makes a big difference, believe you me. I almost think that the writers have either been too scared (or ignorant of the communities involved) to give them the kind of cultural identity that Black Britons actually have, and have therefore made their characterisation too bland.

I do think the mistake made IMO has been, ironically, not using them enough. One of the reasons Rose's "support group" worked dramatically was because they had were given a bit of time to allow the viewer to get to know them well before all the weirdness started.

Stone Monkey, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not even sure whether their ethnic background is supposed to be - are they African or West Indian - it makes a big difference, believe you me. I almost think that the writers have either been too scared (or ignorant of the communities involved) to give them the kind of cultural identity that Black Britons actually have, and have therefore made their characterisation too bland.

is this at all relevant to their deployment in the show tho? only Mickey's parallel universe grandmother's accent gave any sort of insight into his heritage but this was just a matter-of-fact thing with no bearing on anything. i'd much rather they did the same with Martha's family and kept them v low-profile but by not giving her a boyfriend ala Rose either they've left Martha with this lack of depth i suppose.

blueski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

For character hooks I'd say it makes a hell of a difference - y'know attitudes to life and the like.

Stone Monkey, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

I have not seen this yet, but writing under wallpaper. THAT WAS THE RESOLUTION TO GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART!

Pete, Thursday, 14 June 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

Goodnight Sweetheart *had* a resolution?

Forest Pines Mk2, Thursday, 14 June 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

you thought it was still going?

blueski, Thursday, 14 June 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

Has anyone asked how the Doctor knew exactly what Sally was going to say and when, without being present at the scene?

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 June 2007 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

Also LOL @#4 on the Google results for 'Sally Sparrow'.

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 June 2007 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

The transcript or the weblinks were in the file.

Ed, Thursday, 14 June 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

I was tempted to join Facebook AS Sally Sparrow but...no.

blueski, Thursday, 14 June 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

radiohead msg board: "all the ilx chaps are in love with sally sparrow" ?

Alan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

so, did one of the statues chuck a rock at sally at the beginning, or what?

Alan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

Wrapped in a note saying "my mate fancies you".

Alba, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

One thought that's only just occured to me: had the angels got Sally and thingy, presumably they would've sent them to the past rather than killed them, which makes the whole final sequence a good deal less scary - everyone seemed to have quite a nice time in the past, with the exception of Martha having to work in a shop, bless her.

Actually, why didn't the Doctor contact UNIT while he was stuck in '69? That really would've exploded the poor Brigadeer's head. I suppose there was some kind of Timey Wimey reason he couldn't.

chap, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

hmm yes UNIT. it is a bit annoying that they can probably never ever refer to either them OR Torchwood whenever the Doc goes into the 20th century past. oh well.

blueski, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

no UNIT itself in 1969. though the exact timing canon of when UNIT was formed is notoriously kicked to buggery by Mawdryn Undead so it's best not to look at it too closely.

we've had torchwood in the past obv, and i bet they'll do more of it in future. ahem.

Alan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

Didn't they mention UNIT fairly recently? I remember Mickey asking the Doctor why he didn't just tell them who he was and he was all "well, I've changed a bit since then".

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

didn't they just get offed in that one episode with the sliteen?

acrobat, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

The chaps in charge did, but I think UNIT are still about (witness the "Vote Saxon" websites, tho I doubt that even they count as "canon")

The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

UNIT were in The Christmas Invasion too.

aldo, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

UNIT have been - even more - sidelined ever since RTD thought up Torchwood. It's all about them now.

DavidM, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

They seem to basically fulfill the same function - oh except Torchwood are 'Outside the United Nations, immune to the Congestion Charge' and all that.

chap, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

uh oh due to the "phenomenal fan response" they'll put sally sparrow in the next series of torchwood

acrobat, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

so she ends up in bed with gwen

Ed, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

LOL "next series of Torchwood".

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

so happening.

Alan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

I meant they could never refer to or feature UNIT or Torchwood stories set in the past btw. It seems unlikely at least.

blueski, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

so she ends up in bed with gwen and Martha.

Brain explodes

byebyepride, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

i can see them trying a story set in the past that has some Torchwood-ness to it

Alan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

that'd be neat but it feels like they just see it as a dead meme now.

blueski, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

omg!

acrobat, Saturday, 16 June 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

another great episode! what a run. i wasn't expecting so much explanation so that was nice - i just wish the Doctor's hand had given The Master an 'up yours' in frustration. Simm was v funny.

(took me 5 mins to find this thread because i forgot to just search for 'ice warriors' bah)

blueski, Saturday, 16 June 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

Cor, Sim's got quite an original take on the Master, doesn't he?

chap, Saturday, 16 June 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

NO BEARD NO CREDIBILITY

Groke, Saturday, 16 June 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

(NB I am lovin' it - looking forward to next week sooo much)

Groke, Saturday, 16 June 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

OK, that was really good, after a ploddy start. Reversal of received RTD wisdom re endings :-)

Lol at teh zingMaster "tough!", haha. Kicked myself that I never made the link between Yana and You Are Not Alone until it was quite literally spelt out. Use of flashbacks for the hard of thinking not particularly appreciated, but overall, nicely done. Can this *finally* be an end to the Rose thing now (though I have sneaking suspicion that the Master will invent some kind of Rosealike to confuse the Doctor and Jack, thus justifying the continual referencing of her)

ailsa, Saturday, 16 June 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

Tennant was topnotch this week. Recently there's been a constant hint of the Doctor's dark, steely side in his performances and I fully approve. he's going to really hit his dtride in series 4, as long as he doesn't turn into Bill Nighy in a fortnight.

chap, Saturday, 16 June 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Loved Dame Derek and his insectoid companion; meh-ish to the rest.
Bah to Cap'n Jack.

DavidM, Saturday, 16 June 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

still confused re Torchwood ending

blueski, Saturday, 16 June 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

So they just explained Jack's mysterious story in an offhand way in a couple of minutes, which seems a bit harsh on people who watch Torchwood but not Dr Who. Er, if such people exist, which they probably don't.

chap, Saturday, 16 June 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

I liked the Moffat-written Jeckyll too.

Groke, Saturday, 16 June 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that has potential, despite inclusion of Nesbitt (who I actually quite like, despite complete overexposure in Every TV Drama Ever)

ailsa, Saturday, 16 June 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

I flicked onto it and it had Johnson doing a really poor american accent, so I didn't give it a fair chance.

chap, Saturday, 16 June 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

Use of flashbacks for the hard of thinking not particularly appreciated

I think they sould through in the odd flashback to the classic series, cardboard baddies, ropey VT and all. It would be humorously jarring.

chap, Saturday, 16 June 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

'throw in'

chap, Saturday, 16 June 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

were those little sound clips from old-who when jacobi was remembering his master past, or was i mishearing?

Gukbe, Saturday, 16 June 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Terrific stuff, and great to see the Master back. Supervillains should never die. Shame about the beard, though.

Did they manage to keep this quiet, or was I the only one surprised?

Soukesian, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:04 (eighteen years ago)

They did not manage to keep this quiet, although I hadn't realised that Derek Jacobi was going to turn into him.

I think, now more than ever, that it is vital for the Doctor and the Master to just slug it out, man to man, in a big vat of oil.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 17 June 2007 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

I could hold their coats.

Also, I love John Barrowman. He's just so much fun as Lord Flash Captain Jack.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 17 June 2007 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno about Barrowman. He's got a breed of slightly sleazy charisma, Tennant out-acted him in their scenes together to a level that was faintly embarrasing.

chap, Sunday, 17 June 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

So this is a three-parter then? I've kind of lost track of how far through the series we are.

Yeah I thought the last part of this was fantastic and got very excited. Possibly because I was sitting through the first bit going "nope, RTD space station episodes still shit" and wondering why the fuck the Doctor was doing anything. Then we had the watch reveal and the Master reveal and YAY.

I had expected the sinister looking character in the Gatiss episode to be the pre-regeneration incarnation of the Master, so the Jacobi bit came as a complete surprise. I hadn't thought of the watch-as-hiding-Timelords thing either, although I suppose it gives them carte blanche to bring a load of Timelords back as they choose now.

If those spherical pods turn out to be Dalek temporal shift shells or something similar I will be hugely pissed off. Also when do we get our Ice Warriors?

Matt DC, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

I think the Ice Warriors were just an erroneous rumour.

I was thinking earlier that his was easily the most fanboy pandering of the the New Who episodes to date. As a fanboy I obviously loved it, but someone with no knowledge of the Who mythos wouldn't have a fucking clue what was going on half the time, so consequently it probably wasn't as good an episode as it seemed - certainly inferior to the last three weeks.

chap, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

the use of flashbacks and whatnot was supposed to help anyone who might be watching for the first time (but why bother catering for them really) according to RTD in Confidential.

blueski, Sunday, 17 June 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

They had flashbacks in Bad Wolf as well, it's nothing new.

Matt DC, Sunday, 17 June 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think there was anything in it which wouldn't have been obvious to people who'd watched the rest of this series, and the other stuff was flashbacked.

If you are a kid and don't know who the Master is, someone who used to be nice saying in panto evil voice "I. AM. THE. MASTER." tells you pretty much everything you need to know. "The Master" is not a good guy name - this is why they chose it back in 1971!!

Groke, Sunday, 17 June 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

i love that he scoffed at "The Professor" handle before doing the 'call me THE MASTER' thing, as if it was less lame.

i think i'll actually be really disappointed if Captain Jack doesn't let slip that he once used the Doctor's hand for 'downstairs shenanigans' one time.

blueski, Sunday, 17 June 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

When I said 'people with no knowledge of Who mythos', that doesn't include those who have watched the rest of this series - I was thinking more about someone who had never watched the show before.

chap, Sunday, 17 June 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

Does Derek Jacobi make John Simm Master No. Seven now though? He'll need a new anagram.

V, Sunday, 17 June 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

(I know aldo is probably gonna tell me that he has told me this before and the answer may well be in who threads from the past but...)

I thought the master couldn't regenerate any more and that he was surviving by nicking other people's bodies? Any Who head confirm/deny this? And, if so, are we going to be trated to an explanation of how he has now managed to regenerate?

Ta

Guilty_Boksen, Monday, 18 June 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

According to Wikipedia, John Simm is the sixth generation Master to appear on screen - but two of the previous generations were played by more than one actor.

But, yes, previously he had run out of regenerations - now he seems to have had them restored somehow.

Forest Pines Mk2, Monday, 18 June 2007 10:56 (eighteen years ago)

"The Professor" was Ace's (lame) term for the Doctor - she refused to call him Doc for some rubbish old reason that New Adventures fans will probably say is very important veal BLAH I hates 'em I does.

I'm guessing the regeneration (into specifically, younger, stronger) had something to do with the Doc's preserved hand - which was saved at the ACTUAL point of his regeneration so energy cycles remaining etc, but haven't given it too much thought for the pretty obv reason innit :)

HERE IS A POME ABT JOHN SIMM:

O, John Simm/
with his tiny chin/
I love him.

Sarah, Monday, 18 June 2007 10:57 (eighteen years ago)

well it started well but tailed off rather at the end

blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

she refused to call him Doc for some rubbish old reason that New Adventures fans will probably say is very important veal BLAH I hates 'em I does.

I bet she hated Neil Fox abuse of the term before anyone else ever thought of it too. good on 'er.

blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

Ugh you fancy her bomber jacket you do, ugggggh.

Sarah, Monday, 18 June 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

And you love Sylvester McCoy's AWFUL AWFUL WINKY FACE. And wish you had a question mark umbrella.

Oh Peter D I love you but the question marks on the lapels are where it all went wrong...

Here is where I do my usual request: does anybody remember a ropey 40s-50s maybe comic called QUESTION MARK? He was a guy called MARK who FORGOT STUFF (I have forgotten the rest) but I want to re-read it now in order to REMEMBER... googling 'question mark' has strangely had limited success...

Sarah, Monday, 18 June 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

I definitely liked this ep. My computer overheated right as The Master regenerated, so I had to wait 10 minutes to break the tension!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 June 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

My computer overheated right as The Master regenerated

Coincidence? Remember, THE MASTER CONTROLS ALL!

chap, Monday, 18 June 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

indeed

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 June 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

but he got shot by an INSECT GIRL

blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

"I think the Ice Warriors were just an erroneous rumour"

yes sorry. by rumour deduction it was either them or the macra due to appear, and am severely BAH about how it worked out. I think the properly spoilered fans knew it was macra v early on, but i've been keeping out of it as much as poss. HAVING SAID THAT, i totally knew the master was coming back, knew this ep was a set up for the 2 part finale, and completely guessed that the watch-trick from Human Nature was how the master would have escaped, and that Frodo would be him. so bah this ep = no surprises for me.

this was another cheap looking ep - practically old who in places. blimmin quarries and everything. (though night filming is expensive, right?)

i wonder if the significance of Utopia will be explored at all, or if that was a total red herring?

we guessed all the flashbacks - well done the internet - but it was nice to have confirmation that Rose made Captain Scarlet/Jack the way he was, and a pat explanation for the the one bound that freed Jack from his situation. so what species/race is Cpt Jack then? (that he lives so long) I thort he was just a future human? (or is this rose indestructability at work)

Alan, Monday, 18 June 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/episodes/2007/facts/fact_311.shtml

"Among the sounds heard by the troubled Professor Yana are the words and laughter of earlier incarnations of The Master"

which according to wikipedia amounts to "dialogue from The Daemons spoken by Roger Delgado ... and the trademark chuckle of Anthony Ainley"

Alan, Monday, 18 June 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

Lots of people seem to think that ep was really exciting but there really wasn't anything to it except a) exposition on Cpt Jack backstory, and ii) reveal of Master, as set-up for pt 2. The rest of it was even-lower-than-bog-standard running away from baddies, and The Dr saving the day by plugging some cables in. I don't think it'll stand up to repeated viewing.

Trailer for next week looked fab though.

ledge, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 08:47 (eighteen years ago)

i've watched it twice already. i don't see anything wrong with the first half really - not boring, just building things up at a nice pace. I liked the wait for something to actually happen and wouldn't mind more of that. Pacing pacing...again staging it over several episodes really helps. I'm starting to think that nu-series 5 (assuming there will be one heh) should just be one giant arc with the series theme more prominent in each episode.

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

A Keys To Time type of thing? Could be winningly nerdy.

Got back from holiday yesterday and watched Saturday's episode- I agree that that the community/futurekind/Utopia thing was a bit whatever, but as soon as you saw Jacobi looking befuddled about the "sound of drums" early on, you knew that something good was up. That made it exciting enough for me. I've watched the last 10 mins again, and probably would do a few more times. Can't wait for the weekend... although I'll be at Glastonbury, so will, erm, have to avoid the internet there.

Matthew H, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 10:23 (eighteen years ago)

I thought 'the sound of drums' was going to be Jacobi turning into one of the fangoids - some sort of timeslip thing where he is actually the FIRST fangoid. Didn't link that with the Master at all.

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

(I mean I knew he was coming and I knew it was Saxon BUT...)

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

END OF THE UNIVERSE. HAVE FUN. BYE BYE.

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)

I reiterate: John Simm, Tiny Chin, Love Him.

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 10:43 (eighteen years ago)

that the drums really sounded like the diggerdy-dum theme nailed it for me.

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

I totally missed that! But then again I had volume on nine grillion as there was some sort of reggae sound system right outside my window all night which was ACTUALLY shaking the street! BWOOOMPH. That is wot the bass sounded like. But a LOT.

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

i do hope there is no blether about 'but you ran out of regenerations and turned into a jelly eel and took over a human and went into the eye of harmony (or something) ... HOW?"

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder if the significance of Utopia will be explored at all, or if that was a total red herring?

I'm guessing The Master isn't actually sending the remaining handful of the human race off into eternal bliss, but is actually sending them TO THEIR DOOM!!!

so what species/race is Cpt Jack then? (that he lives so long) I thort he was just a future human? (or is this rose indestructability at work)

Yes, he is. And yes, it is.

I didn't see the master coming either, because I thought we were still too far from the end of the season for any big reveals. My pedantic avoidance of ANY SPOILING EVER pays off! And means I could properly love this episode.

So...when Doc took human form, he still looked like himself. Which means that Jacobi Master must've looked like the actual master too, ie there's been a whole Master generation, in the form of Derek, which we've missed. I'm excited about the potential for more what-really-happened-during-the-time-war reveals, now that the master is around to tell the rest of the story. But what I REALLY want (and will never get) is a time war flashback episode...starring Ecclescake Doc VS Jacobi Master!

JimD, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno about you, jauntyalan, but I have a sneaky theory that the number of regenerations might be quietly let slide... I HOPE SO anyway!

Jim otm80x80 wrt TIME WAR!

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

I can't remember much about the Master from the old days. Why does he want to do things like send everyone to their doom? What's his game?

Alba, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

just a bit of fun

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

srsly tho, they'll want to put proper 'motivation' (*rolls eyes*) on this master for new 'emotionally centred" (*rolls eyes*) who, so i bet we are headed for SOME time war exposition (*rolls eyes*)

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

i am a bit pooed off that i got unintentionally spoilered about Jacobi tho, cos it would have been EYES WIDE WOOOO and i miss that.

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

But what I REALLY want (and will never get) is a time war flashback episode...starring Ecclescake Doc VS Jacobi Master!

But the Doctor must have never encountered Jacobi's Master before, otherwise he would recognise him innit.

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

he is a master of disguise tho

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

I spent the whole episode thinking it was a bloke who looked like Derek Jacobi, rather than Derek Jacobi, so I think this is true.

Alba, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

Er, actually my idea doesn't make sense. If Doctor number nine had ever met Master number whatever in his Jacobi form, then he would've recognised him again this week, wouldn't he?

Also: Possible explanation for master not having run out of regenerations yet is that the two we saw this week were, say, his 6th and 7th, or whatever. We might be seeing a past master, from his pre-delgado years.

oh, xpost.

JimD, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

The Master was in The Delgados??

Alba, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

it is 99% likely the band got their name from the name of the who actor. wikipedia would say this even if it was a lie.

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

Sereiously though, is he just a malcontent with no real reason for his evildoing?

Alba, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

Professor Cadfael call him by his name

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

Basically yes. He has a personal dislike for the Doctor (sometimes also a grudging respect for him) - they used to be close friends. A lot of the time his grandiose schemes seem basically to be to spite the Doctor. He is also very keen on having personal power - not political power particularly but control over doomsday weapons, power sources etc. If there's a consistent theme in his schemes then that's it. What he'd do with said weapons and power sources has never really been worked out.

Groke, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

i always confuse him and ian holm - which is why i said frodo (who i confuse with bilbo). i am rubbish. i resign

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

"they used to be close friends" is this fan canon?

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

No, Pertwee says something like it in his first appearance doesn't he?

Groke, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

There's some right guff in one of the non-canon novels about the doc and the master being childhood friends, and somone bullying the master, and the doc trying to protect him but accidentally killing the bully, and then convincing the master that it was him who killed the bully, thus making the master INSANE AND EVIL, and then both of them forgetting about the whole thing but the master staying evil regardless.

But I prefer master-just-likes-messing-about-and-being-mean explanation.

JimD, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

so it's realactual canon?

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

those master evil plans in full:

http://community.livejournal.com/diggerdydum/87261.html#cutid1

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

note doctor shouting; "everything has changed now!" master clearly unaware of time warz.

acrobat, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

This can't be a previous incarnation of the Master can it? I was under the impression all the Timelords have a sort of Timelord timeline and have been destroyed throughout history. Otherwise the Doctor would be running into pre-Time War Timelords all the time. Daleks as well for that matter.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

Actually know because then everything they'd been involved in wouldn't have happened and ARGH THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

This is the daft one - it's audio actually, not novel:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_%28Doctor_Who_audio%29

JimD, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

OH GOD Jim I have listened to that one :)

"It is eventually revealed that while the Seventh Doctor was Time's Champion, the Master was Death's. This was a result of an incident in their youth, when the Doctor accidentally killed a boy who was bullying the young Master. When Death came to him, the young Doctor gave his childhood friend over to Death (personified as a woman) rather than become its slave himself, causing his friend to take on all the guilt & after-effects for his crime and ultimately become the Master."

This ETERNALS gumph is the worst stuff EVER!

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

I mean FUCK OFF BACK TO COMICS, knowworrimsayin?

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

The way I rationalise these matters is by imagining the Time Lords and Daleks went through some kind of Ultimate Nulification process in the Time Wars which wiped out all traces of their existence from the continuum. I bet even Rusty himself hasn't really figured it out.

xpost to Matt

chap, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

Quite a good ep, though it suffered from TRYING REALLY HARD TO PRETEND IT WASN'T THE FIRST PART OF A THREE PART FINALE. The whole Utopia and rocket thing just got thrown away in the end, we didn't actually see what happened to it I don't think, so there was no actual resolution to the plot apart from The Master reveal. Also The Doctor's reaction to being told about the watch was really odd - he seemed to know exactly what would happen when the perception filter was cleared, and also seemed to know that it was going to be The Master. Was he involved in putting him through the Chameleon Arch as some sort of punishment, maybe?

To answer a couple of questions from upthread:

The Doctor should/would have recognised The Master whether he'd met the Jacobi Master before or not. They get a sense of timey-wimey-ness off each other which lets them recognise themselves - see The Deadly Assassin as an example, where nobody seems to wonder who that chap with the curly hair and long scarf is, despite The Doctor never having been to Gallifrey in the Tom era before. Also the disguises used by The Master are generally to trick other people, I don't think he uses one in the Pertwee era in the presence of The Doctor at all, and the Wet Vet examples get spotted very early by The Doctor (thinking of The King's Demons in particular, where he gets outed almost straight away).

Regenerations is a much harder one to answer. Firstly, the actual number supposedly allowed in canonically dubious - in The Brain Of Morbius we may well see some pre-Hartnell incarnations of The Doctor (although these may be incarnations of Morbius) and in The Five Doctors we see The Master being offered further incarnations by the Chancellor in return for helping (although this could be a hollow promise). Secondly, The Master hasn't actually been a TimeLord as such since The Deadly Assassin so it's unclear how he could actually regenerate anyway. All that said, the simplest answer is probably: <big breath>

Regenerations previously were stored in The Matrix to be called off by the Time Looms. (Differing bits of that statement are canonically differently true depending on book/tv/etc canon levels.) When Gallifrey was destroyed, something happened to The Matrix. If it was destroyed then either all the regenerations were lost because The Matrix had never happened (which we know isn't true because Eccles regenerated into Smiley David) or all the regenerations in it flooded into the sole remaining Time Lords (which we also know isn't true because we've seen the Jacobi/Simm regeneration and The Master was human at the time of the Time War). This only leaves The Matrix still extant, but presumably without a guardian or control since the Time War (The Valeyard killed? Nobody left on Gallifrey to take over?) so open to any Time Lord that wants one. Whatever way, it's a big kettle of fish that maybe shouldn't have been opened.

aldo, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

i have exactly 0 patience for this conceptual continuity grand-universe rubbish.. bring back sally sparrow i say, and let each episode stand on its own, like tales from the crypt

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

O, Aldo... not even *I* had gathered the Loom/regeneration/Matrix link up :)

I thought his reaction upon hearing about another Gallifreyan was spot-on, I was absolutely terrified, shocked, nervous, WHAT - you think you are the only person in the world and there's another one, your world has turned upside down and let's face it - who is the most likely person? The person who follows you around time cackling with a tiny little beard? Or will it be DRAX!

Tracey: you do not unnerstand :)

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

it suffered from TRYING REALLY HARD TO PRETEND IT WASN'T THE FIRST PART OF A THREE PART FINALE

I don't think that's true - I didn't know it was the first part of a three parter, and I didn't realise it was until the last 10 mins or so.

The whole Utopia and rocket thing just got thrown away in the end, we didn't actually see what happened to it I don't think, so there was no actual resolution to the plot

But surely we're not done with the rocket?

They get a sense of timey-wimey-ness off each other which lets them recognise themselves

Even when they're in human form though? I'm guessing this hasn't been tested before...

JimD, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Well obviously not in human form as we saw!

I quite LIKED the idea of the Utopia/rocket thing getting thrown away, that whole nonsense felt like a filler episode of Blakes 7 anyway, I thought it was quite funny of RTD to write some typical RTD shite and then have the whole plot be misdirection.

Quite unlucky of the Doctor to end up in the exact same place the amnesiac human Master happened to be hiding, though.

Groke, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't know it was the first part of a three parter, and I didn't realise it was until the last 10 mins or so.

me neither. and it made me think there was only one left.

perhaps the rocket will be revisisted next series - that might be nice. but the Prof was acting in good faith re launching the rocket. The Master probably knows the truth - that Utopia doesn't exist or was destroyed. They'll probably end up on Rubbish New Earth.

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

umm Aldo..?

One part of me wants to say "Oh My God!" and shake my head at you. Another wants to applaud. I now know who to approach with any Doctor Who continuity questions that might occur to me...

xpost
One thing though - didn't that Chameleon Arch thingy (or whatever it was called from The Family of Blood) serve to hide the Master from the Doctor's timey-wimey sense? Which I suspect is only that Time Lords can see a time energy signature on each other and therefore might not work when the Time Lord has been changed to a human who then doesn't travel through time.

ps Actually I do have a continuity question. Would it not have been the foppish McGann Doctor who fought in the Time War? Given that the Ecclescake Doctor didn't even know what he looked like when we first met him and hence had only probably just regenerated...

Stone Monkey, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

And I just realised. I actually hate myself for that last post.

Stone Monkey, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

Eccles Doctor didn't know what he looked like in 'Rose'?

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

I thought Eccles Doctor had been around for a while before 'Rose', hence there being loads of pictures of him participating in famous events on the internet etc.

chap, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

No, he was running round Jackie's house going "erk, I've got big ears" and stuff, wasn't he?

ailsa, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

(the interweb stuff = timey-wimey stuff he hadn't done yet)

ailsa, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

xpost
Yeah. He looked in a mirror and bemoaned his ears iirc.

Stone Monkey, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

No, I don't believe we're going back to the rocket, I think that part of the plot is done with. There have been RTD rumblings about "a trap through time and space" which might imply the whole thing about 'Utopia' was a plot by the Master's TimeLordly identity to bring The Doctor to him.

Yes, the chameleon arch meant The Doctor couldn't sense The Master's timey-wimey-ness, or at least that was what I assumed.

Wiggy McGann would have been the one fighting in the Time War, yes, although it's generally held that the first event of the Time War may have been Genesis Of The Daleks where Gallifrey tries to stop the daleks from ever happening, or possibly Remembrance Of The Daleks where Sylv blows up Skaro with the Hand Of Omega (BUT OH NOES DID HE cf John Peel nonsense). Mind you, Wiggy blows up Gallifrey and erases it from the history of time anyway...

aldo, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

...cf John Peel nonsense

Should I be glad that I have absolutely no idea of what that means?

Stone Monkey, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

Top Time Lord DJ John Peel used a chameleon arch and took human form as a writer of really awful Dr Who novels that even fans disown.

Groke, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

"it's generally held that the first event of the Time War may have been Genesis Of The Daleks"

who holds this?

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

Who gives a shit about the fucking rocket anyway? That whole plot was k-rub.

Presumably the Master has hidden his own TARDIS or equivalent away somewhere at the end of the universe before using the Chameleon Arch. Maybe the rocket/Utopia thing ties into its actual location.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

just me who hates the term 'timey-wimey' then?

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

Alan I looked that up on Wikipedia the other day! RTD said it in a Dr Who Annual, maybe the same one where he spoilered the whole You Are Not Alone plot 2 years in advance.

Groke, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

didn't they say he was found "as a child"? how would that work?

acrobat, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

Presumably the same way John Smith thought he had a childhood.

Stone Monkey, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

Also: how does Boe know?? If the Master is (in post-Time War timeline terms) living 100 trillion years (minus 5 billion or so) after Boe died.

Groke, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Dude - fake 'human' memories, perception filter... that related to the human Prof, not the Master.

Steve: I hated timey-wimey at first but see above, now I love it!

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

watching simm's hijack, i was totally "so where is the master's tardis then?"

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

Also: how does Boe know?? If the Master is (in post-Time War timeline terms) living 100 trillion years (minus 5 billion or so) after Boe died.

RTD has said we haven't seen the las of Boe, so maybe this will all become apparent. Or it really might not.

chap, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_War_(Doctor_Who)

" Russell T. Davies commented in an episode of the documentary series Doctor Who Confidential that the origins of the war dated back to the 1975 serial Genesis of the Daleks... Further details of the War are sketchy"

Alan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

At first I thought that the watch was the Doctor's and that Jacobi was Tim advanced into the future due to "timey-wimey" - was I the only person lead that way? And even when he opened the watch I thought he was going to somehow split the essence of the Doctor somehow!

But Jacobi = KING OF EVIL LOOKS or what!

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

Boe's knowledge transcends time. He seems to know everything that has happened and will happen.

He used lottery money to buy that handy glass jar etc.

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

At first I thought that the watch was the Doctor's and that Jacobi was Tim advanced into the future due to "timey-wimey" - was I the only person lead that way? And even when he opened the watch I thought he was going to somehow split the essence of the Doctor somehow!

I argued for that too! But Mister Monkey's cries of "No! He's the Master! Oh my god, it's the Master!" were louder, and ultimately more correct, than my suggestion.

I am SO looking forward to Saturday. I think a run up North for some decent beer could be in order.

accentmonkey, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

I'm away travelling for two months on sunday, and I am tragically quite annoyed at myself that I didn't check when the last episode was and move my plans back a week.

chap, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

"Quite unlucky of the Doctor to end up in the exact same place the amnesiac human Master happened to be hiding, though."

It might not have been a coincidence, the Doctor ended up there because the Tardis was trying to get as far away from Jack as possible, and maybe the end of the universe was the best place for the Master to hide (presumably from the time war). When the Doctor hid as a human he mentioned something about how the watch/Tardis would choose the best place possible for him.

V, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

At first I thought that the watch was the Doctor's and that Jacobi was Tim advanced into the future due to "timey-wimey" - was I the only person lead that way?

My first guess was that YANA was the Doctor himself, turned human again at some point in the Doctor's own future. And then i remembered 'oh yea, Master's back this series' and changed my mind.

Has the doctor ever met himself? Surely a decades long franchise about timetravel must have covered this?

Slumpman, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, repeatedly! It is one of the things RTD has refused to do, but I seem to remember him saying "Oh I can't stand the Master, let someone else bring him back"

Groke, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

There have been three instances of the Doctor meeting himself - the Pertwee era The Three Doctors, the Davidson The Five Doctors and the Baker The Two Doctors (also starring Troughton). Three Doctors is enormous fun, but Five Doctors has so many Doctors that there's no room for plot. I've not seen Two Doctors.

xpost

chap, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

trying to de-acronymise ATILLO

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

it's as if the Doctors are cooks and the plot is something that cooks would produce but the quality of that product is compromised by the quantity of cooks.

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

I've saw The Five Doctors at the time and saw The Three Doctors later. I like really liked the weird silvery man that jumped about rocks in one of them. They should bring him back.

Alba, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

that was the Raston Warrior Robot or similar. nu-Who has really been lacking robots (also dinosaurs, but that's another story or perhaps one that could also involve robots).

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

A new multi-Doctor story would be the only way that poor old McGann would get another shot.

chap, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

Less of the "poor old"! He is third on my TV Husband List you know. (maybe fourth, I've been rewatching Veronica Mars, and you know - Logan -).

Sarah, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

that was the Raston Warrior Robot or similar.

http://iaith.tapetrade.net/doctorwho/images/raston1.jpg

That's him!

"The Raston Warrior Robot is, apparently, the most perfect killing machine ever devised. In appearance, it looks like a smooth, featureless silver android with a perfect physique. It moves at lightning speed - with a jump, it disappears, only to reappear and land somewhere else."

Fearsome.

Alba, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Is that actually a perfect physique? Girls, help me out.

Alba, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

it was in 1985. but we've regressed since then.

blueski, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

Personally I never date men with wrinkly ankles

V, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

Is that actually a perfect physique? Girls, help me out.

I guess it depends what you're using it for. He looks ideal for hanging shopping bags on.

accentmonkey, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

There have been RTD rumblings about "a trap through time and space" which might imply the whole thing about 'Utopia' was a plot by the Master's TimeLordly identity to bring The Doctor to him.

That doesn't fit with the TARDIS-reaching-the-end-of-the-universe-cos-it-was-running-away-from-Cap-Jack though. Unless it was the master who somehow engineered the reappearance of Jack too. But based on past form, I don't think the Master would have been able to pull that off.

JimD, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

don't think The Profmaster was really conscious enough of his real self to have sent the rocket to it's doom either, tho it may have turned out that way anyway.

blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:32 (eighteen years ago)

I think the Utopia thing is a set-up for a satirical RTD episode next season on the theme of immigration.

Groke, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

the doctor is still stuck at the end of teh univere without a tardis. perhaps rockets and utopias will help him get back to stop the master and his dastardly plans.

acrobat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

the doXoR said he ran away from jack because he saw his wrongness (or summink), but this wrongness didn't happen til Rose resurrected him, and then he buggered off right after that without looking for jack etc.

so, er, eh?

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

i figure they will use Jack's time and space-hopper to bounce back to wherever The Master went to (they'll figure it out via "timey wimey" residue left by the TARDIS...conveniently).

although it was very cool that the trailer for next week's didn't show the Doctor, Martha or Jack at all.

blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

i thought his time vortex watch thing done broke, hence living for hundreds of years (avoiding self in 1940s) until modern day again.

(a quick rewatch of the intro showed that the doc did see Jack running to the tardis in cardiff)

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

at the end of torchwood didn't jack just vanish?

acrobat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:41 (eighteen years ago)

he heard the tardis materialise and then was gone. we didn't see how in the edit. he obv just ran like hell.

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:44 (eighteen years ago)

We did see lots of things blowing about, though, which implied the Tardis had materialised inside Torchwood. It's *possible* that he saw the hand start to come back to life, heard the Tardis (and Gwen heard it too, I think), and ran, but it's a bit unlikely.

Forest Pines Mk2, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

where is the unlikeliness?

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

(yeah i agree they sort of implied the tardis materialised inside the underground base. which was stoopid)

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

That inside Torchwood's base you would be able to hear the Tardis materialising 100ft or so above, and it would sound as if it was materialising right there.

Forest Pines Mk2, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

The scene shifts to Jack's office, where Gwen and Jack are in conversation. Jacks tells her that although the rift is sealed, it will be more volatile than before. Gwen asks him what vision would have tempted him to open the rift. He says simply, "The right kind of Doctor." Jack walks out of his office to find the severed hand of the Doctor glowing, the preserving liquid bubbling actively, and its tank sounding some sort of alert. His excitement is obvious, a nervous smile mixed with confusion covering his face as a breeze sweeps through the area and the sound of a TARDIS materialising is heard. Jack turns his head to something we can't see and smiles widely, and as the shot cuts to Gwen, the sound of a TARDIS dematerialising is heard.

Gwen enters the room, calling for Jack who is nowhere to be seen. The rest of the Torchwood team enter with coffee and Gwen asks them if they’ve seen Jack. Owen remarks that the Hub has been dishevelled after they had just cleared up. Gwen looks around the emptiness of the Hub, "He was just here." Crossing her arms over her chest, she frowns, "Something's taken him; Jack's gone."

acrobat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

x-post. ok, got you. is cock up.

i never got over the two part story that started in the 6 million dollar man and was continued in the bionic woman. grr.

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine he took the invisible lift. That lift was pretty nippy.

acrobat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

And draughty, no doubt.

Forest Pines Mk2, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

i figure they will use Jack's time and space-hopper to bounce back to wherever The Master went to (they'll figure it out via "timey wimey" residue left by the TARDIS...conveniently).

Martha said she recognised His Master's Voice, didn't she? i.e. she's heard Saxon speak, so they'll work out they have to go back to 2007... using Jack's space-hopper (fixed by sonic screwdriver).

Probly.

Matthew H, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

ding ding ding

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

or maybe the master will come back for the doctor.

acrobat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

"What this country needs now... is a Doctor. Hang on, I'll just go and get him."

Matthew H, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

Or maybe the universe will ACTUALLY END while they're there but Timelord power will refuse to allow the Doctor to end with it, Jack can't die, and they think Martha's dead but she turns up somehow.

Actually that will probably happen. And would be kind of awesome.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

"What this country needs now... is a Doctor. Hang on, I'll just go and get him."

TO KILL HIM DEAD FOR EVER!

acrobat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

WITH A DALEK.

Matthew H, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

Derek Jacobi appears to be starring in a remake of "The Day the Clown Cried": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479341/

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe the Master in pretending to be the Doctor shocker. I mean, from the perspective of merely linear beings, the Doctor's appearance changes all the time, so anyone with a TARDIS could show up and claim to be the Doctor, couldn't they?

ps What's with the Time Lords and their The [Something-Or-Other] soubriquets? When The Father and The Mother were naming The Child did they say:
"Lets call him The Doctor."
"After your Dad. That's so sweet."

Stone Monkey, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

I've just caught up-to-date with this season over the weekend, except for Lazarus and 42. A few iffy moments, but not a bad episode in the run, I thought. Next week's looks very silly, though.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Lazarus and 42 are the bad episodes in the run.

DavidM, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

42 was hamstrung by its 'format' but kind of fun. lazarus WAS rub. i rly didn't like gridlock.

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Shakespare code was naffness and the daleks in new york one was kinda ropey. the series only really hit its stride after the eurovision break.

acrobat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

I was talked round on Gridlock. Shakespeare seems a lot better looking back on it - one of those eps where the bits that annoyed me will turn out to be trivial next to the overall vibe and meaty performances. Lazarus was OK! 42 probably worst, second half of Daleks biggest curate's egg.

Groke, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

1
Blink
Human Nature
Family Of Blood
Utopia (second half)
---------
2:1
Utopia (first half)
Daleks In Manhattan
Smith And Jones
---------
2:2
Evolution Of The Daleks
42
Gridlock
---------
3
The Shakespeare Code
The Lazarus Experiment
The Horrible Runaway Christmas Bride

blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

in Who confidential the writer for Lazarus sed "RTD just said to me MARVEL COMICS" or something like that. hence probs why i found it rub. it was pretty thin stuff. not yet been talked round on gridlock :-/

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Nah, Gridlock was great.

DavidM, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Also, top marks for the Family's all-vaporizing, all-the-time green gun.

The Dalek's Quasar leisure centre skellington gun always seemed a bit ineffectual and non-scary to me.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

I like Gridlock as long as I keep thinking about all those kerazy characters in their cars that the Doctor passed thru (lesbian granny couple! american gothic couple! the upper class twit!) and NOTHING ELSE

blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

we can has who series 3 poll in two weeks!

acrobat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

max normal on tv does not rescue show, ok

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

Gridlock was okay really, but there's one of those hyper-camp futuristic Face of Boe + Cat People episodes in each series and they're never great. I liked Lazarus, it had a good baddie + gothic church scene + foreshadowing so that passes with me.

That one when they were going to crash into the sun, now that WAS rub. Not as rub as the Shakespeare one though. The entire second half of the series = easily as good as the best bits of the Ecclescake series.

My prediction for next week - the Master used the Chameleon Arch to somehow hide some first generation Daleks somewhere.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

all the superior powers and cruelty is prelude. argh. must not spoil!

-- acrobat, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 9:06 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

This + the Doctor talking a lot this week about the differences between how humans and timelords would act as Gods with the power that Rose had (timelords = cruel, humans = benevolent) is making me think it's going in that direction. It's the only thing that can kill off captain Jack too, and he can't live forever.

V, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

If the season's arc is about the Doctor's potential to be cruel then I suppose it'll be him, rather than the Master, that looks into the heart of the Tardis and becomes the demigod villain, which could be pretty cool. At the very least it would mean Martha getting off her arse and sorting something out without relying on the Doctor for a change.

V, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

Family of Blood>Blink>Human Nature>>Utopia>>>Gridlock>Smith and Jones>>Daleks in Manhattan>42>>Evolution of the Daleks>>>>The Lazarus Experiment>The Shakespeare Code.

chap, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

It's the only thing that can kill off captain Jack too, and he can't live forever.

I don't see why not. The universe will always need show tunes.

accentmonkey, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:05 (eighteen years ago)

hopefully in Torchwood s2 Captain Jack will be DECAPITATED as it might be fun to see him walking around with his head under one arm (reminiscent of Auton Mickey).

blueski, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

spike off buffy is in the nexx series of torchwood

acrobat, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

"!" re: Spike.

I thought "Shakespeare Code" was great. Jokes seemed to be better than the usual RTD calibre, anyway.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

Shakespeare Code was written by (one of) the Swiss Tony sitcom writer (s) :-)

Alan, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

Who's left after Shakespeare and Dickens for another episode -- Jane Austen? George Gissing? Barbara Cartland?

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 21 June 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

Roman Britain! DRUIDS.

Groke, Thursday, 21 June 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

sadly HG wells already bagsiesed in most awful manner imaginable :-(

Alan, Thursday, 21 June 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

Oscar Wilde!

DavidM, Thursday, 21 June 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

Chaucer, obv.

chap, Thursday, 21 June 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Marquis de Sade!

DavidM, Thursday, 21 June 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

Poe could be fun. Or Lovecraft!

chap, Thursday, 21 June 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe in 50 years they'll do one about Alan Moore.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 21 June 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

i hope all are aware that this weekend's episode features

SHARON OSBOURNE

and

MCFLY!!!

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 June 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

YAY! but will it top peggy mitchell bawling out 'army of ghosts' dirty den from the vic "you're barred".

Alan, Friday, 22 June 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

as long as there's no Huw Edwards

blueski, Friday, 22 June 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

> Maybe in 50 years they'll do one about Alan Moore.

a dr who written BY alan moore would be awes.

koogs, Friday, 22 June 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

i hope all are aware that this weekend's episode features SHARON OSBOURNE and MCFLY!!!

They're in the trailer! Well McFly are, (along with Ann Widdecome et al) giving their support to Saxon's political campaign (a cheeky nod to Busted's pro-Tory stance from RTD??).

DavidM, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

a dr who written BY alan moore would be awes.

I've mentioned this before, but judging by the love he gives the show on his blog, I'm sure Neil Gaiman would be up for doing an ep.

chap, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

but they HAVE been to the year 3000 :-(

Alan, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

ONE FOR THE FANS!

Jelly baby?

Forest Pines Mk2, Saturday, 23 June 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Bit of a mess, total fanboy fodder, yeah (I think the Master watching Teletubbies was a reference to this). There were some horrible misteps, like that rubbish song by that rubbish band totally draining the big reveal of any impact, and generally too much exposition. Still, I loved it nonetheless.

chap, Saturday, 23 June 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

That rubbish song by that rubbish band was v annoying. It came after I posted that above, though. So there. Up until then, I was definitely impressed.

Forest Pines Mk2, Saturday, 23 June 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

I wasn't. Just when I'd got used to them being good...

I missed the first few seconds (I arrived before the credits, anyway) and have no idea how they got back. Presumably some "oh! here's some magic life-saving technology that's never even been hinted at before if you didn't watch Torchwood, and maybe not even then" moment like all the others. Bah. Grumble etc.

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 23 June 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Even worse - the Sonic Screwdriver magically fixed a broken time-travelling widget that Jack had been carrying around for a couple of hundred years or so.

(a pedant over my shoulder says: "well, it was only 150-160")

Forest Pines Mk2, Saturday, 23 June 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, the shitey song was a bit rubbish, but hey, John Simm was great. And I loved the scary and grim ending. Not to mention how nice it was to see someone finally use the word "decimate" correctly.

It didn't quite live up to my ideal of just having the Master and the Doctor circle each other with sabres for an hour while Captain Jack shouts from the sidelines, but I did really like it.

accentmonkey, Saturday, 23 June 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

John Simm was much much better than I expected, he really tore it up. Makes up for last weeks mess.
Yeah, I enjoyed this one a great deal, probably on a par with Blink and Family of Blood.

DavidM, Saturday, 23 June 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Shitey Song = dig at Tony Blair for using Shitey Song to celebrate coming to power.

Simm very good, all the leads were in fact, but as a whole it didn't really click. Maybe the last part will make it hang together better as an overall piece.

Does Mrs Saxon = The Rani? Don't say I didn't warn you...

aldo, Saturday, 23 June 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

Ooh, I really liked this episode. Loved the sky opening. Puzzled by oddly judged inclusion of Voodoo Child but kind of pleased as it's Izzy off Neighbours. Lolz at correct use of decimate. Took a bit of time to get used to John Simm talking exactly like the Doctor, but better another Tennant than another Barrowman. Only crap bit was the dynamite gaffer-taped to the telly.

Now if only there'd been some Life on Mars reference slyly thrown in, I'd have been over the moon..

Not the real Village People, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

ppl saying "shitey song" please leave ilx. great fun. will now watch it again.

Alan, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

"I think the Master watching Teletubbies was a reference to this"

it was TOTALLY that. obv.

Alan, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

"Even worse - the Sonic Screwdriver magically fixed a broken time-travelling widget that Jack had been carrying around for a couple of hundred years or so."

how much of an explanation of fixing a broken time-travel device is acceptable? Jack never came across something like a sonic screwdriver in those 200 hundred years? i'm outraged. not since an ELO tribute band came together without arguing over who plays bass, has something so unlikely happened on tv.

sorry. i am drunk on perry. glastonbury ARE YOU ALIVE?

Alan, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

it was TOTALLY that. obv.

Well yeah, I was just linking to it for those who might not have seen it and might be amused by it.

chap, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

The trouble with the crap song was that all the other great songs songs 'with drums' started going through your head. Instead it was like "Here come the drums" and The Shadows start playing, quietly. Also I didn't think Simm was that great, he's too clean shaven. Where was scary beard/moustache combo?

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Songs songs?

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Simm was great but he needs a beard!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

evil beard = his 'wife'

Alan, Saturday, 23 June 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

Someone on the Graun board reckons the Master's wife=the Rani.

chap, Saturday, 23 June 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

incongruos music was kinda cool in a deafening wtf kinda way, could have used kula shaker. i for one am looking forward to torchwood in the himalayas special.

acrobat, Sunday, 24 June 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

I had Kula Shaker fear too.

I nearly loved it. The "decimate" thing was great, especially as when he'd said "Decimate? That's a great word. Let's DECIMATE them.", I'd just turned round to Neil and started an explanation of how decimate didn't mean "wipe them all out" and grrr I R a pedant etc, when, hurrah, RTD stops me in my tracks. I was all "oh, OK then, but it proved my point".

Top "oh fuck off" moment = "it's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist"

Reggie Yates is going to save the day, isn't he, hidden wherever he's hiding?

ailsa, Sunday, 24 June 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

Someone on the Graun board reckons the Master's wife=the Rani.

Is that someone very like Aldo, who appears to also think that?

Top "oh fuck off" moment = "it's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist"

Except it did get the response of "you too?" from Captain Jack, which was proper Gay Agenda and therefore good. Annoyingly, though, I suspect that they've only put Captain Jack back in to remind me of how much I like him and to try to sucker me into watching Torchwood again. But I refuse to fall for it.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 24 June 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

simm is interesting, but he lacks the fiendish quality the master should have. and by fiendish quality i mean dark beard and goatee. of course you probably can't get elected prime minister with a beard and goatee... maybe he'll get started on growing one now.

f. hazel, Sunday, 24 June 2007 07:38 (eighteen years ago)

stop going on about beards!

mind you he had a whispered "dok-tor" moment and "so doctor, we meet at last" with nu-who tm LOL after it.

Alan, Sunday, 24 June 2007 09:10 (eighteen years ago)

Please to explain the Rani.

Voodoo Chile was funny but my team of musicologists thought I Want Candy would have been better, with correct drums.

suzy, Sunday, 24 June 2007 09:41 (eighteen years ago)

The Rani is a bad TimeLady played by Kate O'Mara's Triangle. Invented by Pip & Jane Baker and... erm... camper than Ainley's Master. She's supposed to be the biologist to The Master's physicist/mathematician and The Doctor's engineer.

aldo, Sunday, 24 June 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

but "here come the drums, here come the drums" is in the song. also you get the great pump it up loop.

rani is a lady timelord - a timelady - who was also prone to schemes like the Master, but even lamer, and played by Kate O'Mara. o x-post

Alan, Sunday, 24 June 2007 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

lolz at the notion that as you get older your head expands.

acrobat, Sunday, 24 June 2007 10:22 (eighteen years ago)

Thought: what if the Master built Utopia to be a huge robot factory squirrelled away at the end of Time? Humans flock there for saefty, get turned into droids and wait for the Master's instructions. The TARDIS is turned into a Paradox Machine, thus allowing the humanity's future to come back and take the place of the present.

Or it could be Daleks. (but more probably Cybermen, what with the phones being used again).

carson dial, Sunday, 24 June 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

i don't mind that 'Voodoo Child' song at all but i thought it's usage in this was ultra-lame soz.

having 6 billion of these metal ball things invading the Earth not actually as scary as 6 billion (or however many) Daleks doing exactly the same thing in the previous series. new ideas please?

enough fun bits tho, and i liked Valiant being in the sky (a bit Skycaptain & World Of Tomorrow that).

perhaps the Doctor will use the laser screwdriver to turn The Master back into the child we saw him as in Gallifrey flashbacks (woot!) and adopt him as his own, right the wrongs etc. or he'll just get killed off (would be hard for them to bring Simm back i imagine).

blueski, Sunday, 24 June 2007 11:02 (eighteen years ago)

also 'i am in Brighton' lol - Brighton doesn't have any high ground right by the sea like we saw in the background does it?

blueski, Sunday, 24 June 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

haha the master always gets killed off but he still comes back

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Sunday, 24 June 2007 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

I thought Daleks when I first saw the wee sphere toclafane thingies, but now I'm not so sure. The Master said something like you wouldn't believe who/what was in them - it might be all the dead Timelords, which could be unbelievably crap.

Any explanation for why it was the President-Elect and not the actual President doing the interaction stuff? US Presidential elections are usually in November, with the President Elect being such until inauguration in January, so are we on the run-up to the Christmas episode here?

ailsa, Sunday, 24 June 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

which could be unbelievably crap

RTD is writing this, remember, so as an ending that would be true to form.

Good spot on the Presidential timescales. As we know, timelines are not RTD's forte (both Christmas stories have to happen at Christmas 2007 for his timeline to work) so I suspect he's just fucked up.

"And I ran, I ran so far away" - John Simm to regenerate into Mike Score, anyone?

I guess that confirms Lungbarrow as non-canon then. Especially since it also looks like this is a rewrite of RTD's own New Adventure, Damaged Goods. A summary for the non-sad:

The novel is set in Britain in 1987, and involves the Seventh Doctor and his companions Chris Cwej and Roz Forrester living on a working-class council estate while attempting to track down an infinitely powerful Gallifreyan weapon before it falls into the wrong hands. A young boy living on the estate, Gabriel Tyler, appears to be the focus of strange powers, and also for the attentions of Mrs Jericho, whose own grieviously ill young son seems to be linked to Gabriel in some way, through a secret Gabriel's mother has long tried to hide.

Might have suited the end of last series more, but...
"Paradox machine" - only missing 'Faction' off the front...

aldo, Sunday, 24 June 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, I thought that re. "I ran, I ran" as well :-)

re. timescale (notwithstanding the fact that it would mean a parliamentary election in November/December, which would surely never happen - also has it taken two years to depose Harriet Jones?) why, when Saxon was giving it all the "battle of Canary Wharf/Slitheen crashing into the Thames/Sycorax hovering above/Racnoss in the flood barrier" etc "woah, scary things be happening with aliens" speech, did he not mention the hospital getting hoicked off to the moon, since according to Martha that was all of FOUR DAYS ago? Where did the Lazarus Experiment fit in to the intervening three days? Have I missed something?

ailsa, Sunday, 24 June 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

Haha without even touching series 4, the timeline is fuxored. If I can be arsed, I will type in a summary later (DWM covered it well a few months ago).

aldo, Sunday, 24 June 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

(I'm not even asking how Martha bought chips without anyone seeing her)

ailsa, Sunday, 24 June 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha just remembered (i think, i was tired and had acting friend making me read script and giving away ALL THE IMPORTANT BITS) i know what's gonna happen with the timeline stuff, find out next week kids. i'm not telling you.

acrobat, Sunday, 24 June 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

Better song would have been Say I am(what I am) by Stu Mitchell and Doug Roberts.

Ed, Sunday, 24 June 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

nevermind the time frame problem having to do with the president-elect, explain WHY the president-elect and not the president would be there to meet the aliens! the president-elect doesn't have any power or authority, they're just the next president! no way the sitting president would set them up with a task like that.

f. hazel, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

(the obvious reason being them not wanting to find a george bush lookalike to play the president)

f. hazel, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

no way the sitting president would set them up with a task like that.

Unless you'd seen Mars Attacks, in which case you'd be scrambling to find some eejit to send in your place.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 24 June 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha just remembered (i think, i was tired and had acting friend making me read script and giving away ALL THE IMPORTANT BITS) i know what's gonna happen with the timeline stuff, find out next week kids. i'm not telling you.

OK. I will stick my neck out and say time will be reset and the whole era of Saxon having existed in Britain WILL NEVER HAVE HAPPENED due to some Timelordy sleight-of-hand possibly related to the TARDIS having been re-engineered into a 'Paradox Engine'. A 'universal reset'.

RTD has already given hints to this end by suggesting the conclusion "is something familiar to SF fans but the general populace might struggle with it."

aldo, Sunday, 24 June 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

Unless you'd seen Mars Attacks, in which case you'd be scrambling to find some eejit to send in your place.

nah, there's not a chance in hell any sitting president would give the president-elect that kind of task, especially out current president. more likely that RTD just didn't know that being president-elect isn't an actual position in the US government... it's just a descriptive term for a person who has no actual governmental role or power until january 20th.

f. hazel, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

especially our current president.

f. hazel, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

how much of an explanation of fixing a broken time-travel device is acceptable? Jack never came across something like a sonic screwdriver in those 200 hundred years? i'm outraged. not since an ELO tribute band came together without arguing over who plays bass, has something so unlikely happened on tv.

I didn't spend all week thinking "whoas, cliffhanger, how will they ever get out of this exciting scrape?" only to tune in and find them all safe and sound and saying "isn't it lucky that the mortal danger we found ourselves in turned out to be an optical illusion and this pack of breath mints in my pocket conveniently happened actually to be a 3-in-1 laser death ray / security-overriding skeleton key for every door in the universe / 3-person portal back to the exact time and place we need to be in" grumble, etc.

I mean, I don't know why I didn't, it's happened before. The first time you do it, fine, you might get away with "LOOK, I am clever scriptwriter playing with the audience's expectations," but not after everyone gets used to the idea that your cliffhanger will fizzle out lamely within twenty seconds next week. Grumble, grumble, etc.

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 25 June 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

that show was so PROG.

how good was Saxon's business with the door to his office and the screaming behind it as the spheroids attacked the reporter..??

Tracer Hand, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:14 (eighteen years ago)

<i>I didn't spend all week thinking "whoas, cliffhanger, how will they ever get out of this exciting scrape?"</i>

but a lot of ppl did go "oh they have a broken time travel device and the dr can mend things, that'll be it" so you know, YMMV on cliffhangerage there.

the "next week" made it look like there is a protracted war/resistance of many months, and my instinct was what aldo sez about some kind of reset. this could be done badly (see tv movie) or not.

Alan, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

BAH TO HTML

Alan, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

Or no reset, master beaten but escapes - setup for doctor vs master being a feature of series 4.

Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

the cliffhanger was not so much "oh noes we is stuck in the year 3000" but "oh noes the master is back and he's nicke the tardis". still tryin to keep zip but y know one tenth of the world population has just been killed. that's gonna really mess with nu who world continuity innit.

acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

RTD seems quite happy for the Whoniverse to diverge from the universe, doesn't preclude a reset at some point, though.

Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

660222417.5 dead is kind of big a failure on the doctor's part.

acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

I hope he doesn't use that as an excuse to go all emo.

Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry all, I had failed to pick up on Jack's broken time travel thing (I think I have missed two episode starts in a row to slowness at finding drinks) so it was just my attention-deficit self thinking there was a stuck-seconds-before-end-of-universe angle to cliffhanger as well as "oh, that guy". But there has been rubbish cliffhangerage resolution elsewhere in Tennant-Who, I'm sure... I just, er, can't think of any.

Ahem. Carry on!

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

Well, that was a bit of a let-down after the last few episodes, but still in the "clearly better than season 2" league. And it does mark the third (!) time RTD's used the "lots of stuff fite!" cliffhanger at the end of a series.

I was hoping the Master's aging machine would turn DT into Colin Baker. Would've been much scarier. Have you seen Colin Baker lately?

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

but still in the "clearly better than season 2" league

it wasn't really any better than Army Of Ghosts (not counting the Ghostbusters gurnerama).

blueski, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

But there has been rubbish cliffhangerage resolution elsewhere in Tennant-Who, I'm sure... I just, er, can't think of any.

I kind of assumed the cheap cliffhanger resolution was just another of this episode's nods to old-who, when that used to happen all the time. Typical old-who cliffhanger:

Last week: Doc runs down corridor. Doc opens door. Oh no! GIANT MONSTER BEHIND DOOR GURGLES DISGUSTINGLY IN CLOSE UP! End.

This week: Doc runs down corridor. Doc opens door. Giant monster behind door. Doc closes door again, walks off in other direction, gets on with rest of episode.

JimD, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Of course Mrs Saxon isn't the fucking Rani, it was pretty strongly implied with that "my faithful companion" line that she's some sort of Evil Martha equivalent - ie a human. In fact I'll bet everything I own there'll be a big fite between her and Martha in the next episode.

Doubt there'll be any Daleks, that would've been the cliffhanger, although a 'souls of Timelords made evil' trick is a possibility. I'd actually quite like there to be other Timelords at some point in nu-Who so that wouldn't bother me.

Also if the Timelords can be wiped out or at least hidden away from all of time then so can the Master/Saxon, so a reset isn't beyond the realms of possibility.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

HAY GUYS LOLZ
http://www.drunkheretic.com/images/Page_1.png

Here's Gordon Brown's page for just a few minutes after his installment as PM:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/thelovettbbq/gordonbrownsaxon.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 June 2007 06:40 (eighteen years ago)

bigger deus ex than first series finale of nu-who?

liked the togosphere/future human thing.

Gukbe, Saturday, 30 June 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

The Doctor as Yoda = WANK (especially since you said the TCE was the campest thing ever on Who and there was no way EVER you could bring it back while you were in charge)
The Doctor as Jesus = SUPER WANK
Bringing The Master back just to be the man who killed him off = EGOTISTICAL WANK
"You're not my boyfriend any more so I'm leaving the TARDIS" = SOAP OPERA WANK
Captain Jack as Face Of Boe = I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT WHO WRITER EVER WANK
Universal reset = I CAN'T WRITE ENDINGS WANK

In other words, OH JUST FUCK OFF DAVIES.

(This is at least the third time The Doctor will have sunk the Titanic.)

aldo, Saturday, 30 June 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

the deux ex etc. was totally set up better this time tho.

i liked it fine but think it should have been called 'here comes tomorrow'

thomp, Saturday, 30 June 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

Oh come on, that was great. Cheesy as fuck but great anyway. It was pretty obvious that 'destroy the paradox machine' was going to be the way out from early on, but that didn't hamper my enjoyment of it at all. I was quite touched by the Doctor cradling the Master as he died, although who was that picking the Master's ring out of the ashes at the end?

Also OMG! @ Face of Boe reveal.

OMG! #2 @ Titanic crashing into the side of the Tardis.

Matt DC, Saturday, 30 June 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

OMG @ WANK more like.

I am unmoved.

aldo, Saturday, 30 June 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

i'm going to avoid davies episodes in future, that was terrible.

zappi, Saturday, 30 June 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ Flash Gordon bit.

robster, Saturday, 30 June 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

who was that picking the Master's ring out of the ashes at the end?

Lucy, surely.

For the most part that was great, mind-boggling, turbo-nutter-bonkers entertainment. Part Children of Men for kiddies, part Return of the Jedi for adults. Or summot.

DavidM, Saturday, 30 June 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

That was about as bad as any Who I've ever seen (okay, fair enough, not as bad as the Daleks in Manhattan atrocity). How can you rip off Grant Morrison and still be no good? Although the actual big after Doctor as Jesus was touching and interesing (OMG Master as Companion! OMG someone who won't just make calf eyes at the Doctor as Companion!) and really funny - the Face of Boe was genius!

I quite liked the One Year Later business, and the Alan Rickman-as-a-lady scientist, but Jesus Martha can't act to save her life.

But yeah, on the whole bad show.

PS: has regeneration always been a conscious choice?

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 30 June 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

i always wondered about regeneration.

if all the time lords died in the great war, what happened? he said they all burned...does that mean that they were caught in some kind of explosion and just kept dying, regenerating, and dying within the fire over and over again until they ran out?

Gukbe, Saturday, 30 June 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

wah wah wah

Entertaining show.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 June 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, enjoyed this, but I thought playing the Master as a nerdy version of Jack Nicholson's Joker was a really shite idea, and totally undercut the threat of the character.

Still, laughed out loud at Captain Jack being the Face of Bo, and of course the Master isn't really dead.

Soukesian, Saturday, 30 June 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

Right, so no-one noticed that John Simm and David Tennant didn't appear in a single scene together? Tennant as Gollumesque thingy + separate shots + backs of random heads that looked a bit like back of Simm and/or Tennant but not really?

Also, why the fuck should we care that Martha's family were there? At least when Pete/Jackie/Mickey saved the world, they had some history of that kind of Doctor interaction type thing beforehand.

Jack = Face of Boe = NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. WORST REVEALY THING EVER.

ailsa, Saturday, 30 June 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

(I didn't like it. Can you tell?)

ailsa, Saturday, 30 June 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

(I have been led to believe there are reasons Tennant isn't as available as he might have been, hence why I think he might not be around for next series, but it was so screamingly obvious he wasn't around for a lot of the filming of that one too)

ailsa, Saturday, 30 June 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

Right, so no-one noticed that John Simm and David Tennant didn't appear in a single scene together?

What are you on about, of course they did. Y'know, the cliff-top scene and, well, the fucking five minute death scene for a kick off.

You also couldn't have seen Confidential where Tennant had to be 'available' for the lengthy CGI and voiceover process re the mini Dr bits.

wtf

DavidM, Saturday, 30 June 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

OK then, in a single scene after I noticed all the back-of-heads-substituting-for-actual-being-there thing (which was a wee bit in, also I was quite pissed). And, no, I didn't see Confidential, but I'm guessing Tennant could have done the voice-over stuff when he was available rather than at the same time Simm was. Cliff-top scene - were they ever in the same frame? Seemed like it could have been put together quite easily without them actually being there together.

(will watch again tomorrow, and eat humble pie for breakfast if this theory seems completely fucking ludicrous, but there was certainly a lot of things that made me think they weren't there at the same time for large parts of filming)

ailsa, Saturday, 30 June 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

John Simm mock-complained about recieving stubble rash from Tennant during the huggy death scene. So, yeah, they were there together alright.

I presume RTD is a big fan of the James Cameron boat movie then, considering the scene in Queer as Folk where the king of the world scene was re-enacted, and naming two Who characters Rose and Jack.

Despite that I'm really looking forward to the Titanic episode at Christmas, The Voyage of the Damned.

DavidM, Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

That totally was NOT Tennant during death hug, unless he'd had a special nose-job and haircut for it. Bet they TOLD Simm to say that to ward off criticism from people who think they are clever when they've been in the pub all night.

ailsa, Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

John Simm mock-complained about recieving stubble rash from Tennant

Gosh, I...

...

Sorry, where were we? Um. Oh yeah. Meh.

Also, thank you JimD for old-Who typical cliffhanger info. That actually sounds quite classic. In fact it's made me more tempted to watch a bunch of old-Who than anything else yet, I think. Luckily I haven't found any yet or I'd be at the top of a slippery slope.

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

I think Jack = Face of Boe is meant to be ambiguous BTW - someone who can't ever die eventually dying doesn't make much sense. Not that this says much.

TBH I would have been extremely disappointed if Aldo had actually enjoyed this, but yeah, the Doctor as Yoda was K-rub. TBH I thought the original Old Doctor was pretty rub seeing as Hartnoll's Doctor could've done a reasonable job of dealing with the Master.

I don't understand why people get annoyed by the 'Doctor as Jesus' thing though. I mean, come on, seriously, if you came across him in everyday life wouldn't you think he was a combination of every superhuman character you'd ever been told about? It's more unrealistic to suggest that companion's wouldn't be overawed by him.

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 July 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, I can't believe I've stayed awake until this time in the morning, waiting for my torrent to finish downloading, so that I could watch it. I'm MENTAL.

Nevertheless, all you whingers are crackers, that was GREAT! It's weird, before this episode I was thinking how great it would've been if last week's had been the season finale, and they'd just left it looking hopeless, like at the end of The Empire Strikes Back. And I was worried that this ep would be disappointing because it'd fail to carry that hoplessness though. But I was wrong! Loved the fact that so much of the episode was SO dark. Especially things like the botched "3 o'clock" plan (which must've just been another of the Doc's red herrings, presumably...bit of a risky one though, he could very easily have got Martha's mum killed, couldn't he?).

Doctor threatening to give up being the Doctor was ace. Doctor "REGENERATE!" vs dying Master "nah" was lovely and gave me wet eyes. Jack being FOB was fun!

Oh, and Ailsa is insane. (I've taken screen grabs to prove it, but I can't link to them until I stick them on flickr, and they're too spoilerific for me to do that for at least a couple of days).

JimD, Sunday, 1 July 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

matt dc - you has a whole lot of OTM

"Doctor threatening to give up being the Doctor" - hang on, what bit was that?

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 10:01 (eighteen years ago)

tho i don't think "Jack = Face of Boe is meant to be ambiguous". after all what's the difference between "appears immortal" and "lives umpty billion years"

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

I am willing to admit I am insane, it is true. I already said I was very very drunked - it occurred to me round about the middle of MasterDeathHug and then I extrapolated wildly based on not very much.

ailsa, Sunday, 1 July 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

I'm presuming he meant the Doctor was planning on giving up travelling and wild adventures in order to "care for" the Master?

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 July 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

i loved that whole possibility. especially the thought that the entire who slash fic community had exploded at that point.

(i thought starry might have expired in a heap a second time at mention of agatha c, but it turns out she really disliked the entire ep.)

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

That's not Doctor stops being the Doctor, that's John Simm as new companion IE the best idea ever.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 1 July 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

that "who slash fic community explosion" in full http://nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com/1336208.html

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

"it's time to change, maybe I've been wandering for too long"

He's not talking about having a new companion, he's talking about quitting Doctordom.

Very glad to see the back of Martha actually. Wish I could believe it was permanent, but expeect she'll just be away for the Christmas ep then will show up again. The kick-him-when-he's-down timing of her doctor dumping was very harsh though, if I was him I definitely wouldn't tke her back after that.

JimD, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

liked martha, and glad they had a character who left him. it just made sense after the way the rose story developed and ended. doubtless she'll be in and out next series like Capt Jack, though more so. looking fwd to how the tardis crew changes

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

the Doctor seemed to indicate he would stop travelling now he had someone to 'care for' re Master. perhaps they could've done a re-imagined Men Of The World as spin-off (were Tennant to quit).

the whole 'humans destiny is to become heads in spheres' thing is the creepiest thing they've ever done in nu Who. not unchangeable then? something to look forward to eh.

that sequence was great but the whole 'power of words/"Doctor" thing was terrible. and what happened to the spheres that killed the President? where were they initially materialising from (and how) i wondered. hated the Doctor as Gollum thing. have any of the Doctors ever appeared in any book/comic/whatever as an older man anyway?

blueski, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

tom baker was made v old in "The Leisure Hive". i bet it's been done loads in books etc, but the suspending regenerations so he looks all his combined years was neat

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/episodeguide/leisurehive/

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

The best bit was definitely Agatha Christie!

No really - I thought this was so awful after watching, I had such a huge amount of emotional DO NOT WANT for the last 30 mins or so. But putting that aside and after a night's sleep at least I can say that I did love Martha through most of this and really admired the actual gutsy ending where I actually felt connected with the show again. Also she is REALLY good at Saving The World - far better than Rose going glowy eyed. I also liked seeing OMG - the Master HAS won, LOOK, and the intro with him singing and spitting out the tea was genuine lols. Good work from Simm. Whilst I love Tennants he was just lumbered with SUCH a terrible script that... no! Focusing on POSITIVES here...

Sarah, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

WHERE WAS REGGIE??

Sarah, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

yes no Reggie was a positive!

blueski, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

i guess he was still in "Brighton"

blueski, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

missing scenes:
dr realises humangs from end of time are murderous badness
reggie liberated brighton with aid of sock puppet side kick
someone explains the master's plans in full plz
jack pouting says NO I SAVED THE WORLD, not martha jones, grumble whimper (and i could have done it any time i liked... moan, etc)

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

He'll be banging on about that as he is in a three way with gwen and Ianto.

Ed, Sunday, 1 July 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

i roffled a bit at the dr torches teh master's pyre cos it was shot exactly like the bit in spaced where Tim torches his Star Wars memorabilia.

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

I liked most of it, except for the Doctor as Jesus bit, which made me genuinely embarrassed to be watching it at all, and I was thinking "jesus, I hope people who don't normally watch Doctor Who aren't watching this".

And it's a shame, because there were some genuinely really creepy ideas in it. The Doctor being made to live in a tent as the Master's pet for a year, the future humans with bits and pieces stuck in their septums, those things were cool.

I am willing to admit I am insane, it is true. I already said I was very very drunked - it occurred to me round about the middle of MasterDeathHug and then I extrapolated wildly based on not very much.

Weirdly, about halfway through I was wondering why David Tennant wasn't around so much, and why he and John Simm weren't doing more scenes together. Maybe they secretly hate one another. Who knows.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 1 July 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

"banging on"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 July 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

I'm guessing their schedules didn't allow them to be around at the same times an awful lot. I still haven't watched it again yet, mostly because I fear I'm going to feel very very stupid.

ailsa, Sunday, 1 July 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

why are people more bothered by 'Doctor as Jesus' than they were with 'Rose as Jesus'? seems that way at least.

blueski, Sunday, 1 July 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

I thought that was pretty amazing too. I was pretty tired and a bit drunk when I watched it, but found myself cheering along with the bravura of the way the whole thing kicked off. It felt more like a bold, disorienting first episode of a new series, rather than a finale. As it went on it was more like they'd packed a whole spin-off series into one episode. I really loved John Simm, esp. the Doctor-baiting Scissor Sisters sequence. It was like something out of The Singing Detective, when all the doctors circle Michael Gambon and break into Dem Dry Bones. Terrific.

Alba, Sunday, 1 July 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

(as an adult, generally, the baddies v Doctor action episodes are the ones that leave me cold, preferring instead the emo or weirdy ones, so that this kept my attention was impressive)

Alba, Sunday, 1 July 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

<i>why are people more bothered by 'Doctor as Jesus' than they were with 'Rose as Jesus'? seems that way at least.</i>

rose-as-jesus: ordinary human being gets godlike power
doctor-as-jesus: alien who anyway is CRYPTO-PATERNALIST i-know-better-then-you-so-I'd-better-look-after-you type gets godlike power

what is not to get bothered about? there's a reason most xtian dogma insists on the humanity of the biblical jesus, you know!

c sharp major, Sunday, 1 July 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

It's not so much the God-like power that's annoying when characters do the Jesus thing though, it's the benevolence, the way they forgive the people who have betrayed them, the idea that this character is now such a great person who has the power to judge and forgive and bless others. And with Rose you got the idea she was out of her depth with it all but still clinging on to the power, you have to be calm and in control of the power to be Jesus really.

V, Sunday, 1 July 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

why are people more bothered by 'Doctor as Jesus' than they were with 'Rose as Jesus'? seems that way at least.

Because when Rose became Jesus (which I didn't like either) she did it with some power from the tardis or something? I can't quite remember, but it seemed to make some kind of narrative sense at the time. When the Doctor did it just then, it seemed like everyone on Earth just wished for it to happen and so it happened. It was stupid. I also disliked the floaty/electricy effects business, which seemed unnecessary. Also the music was, as usual, awful.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 1 July 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

it was a bit of a turnaround for the Doctor to show such mercy after he told Tony 'Ead in 'School Reunion' that he was too old to be so merciful anymore, but i guess the Master is faaaaamily and the only other Timelord left so he can make exceptions.

he also surely broke/intefered with the timeline by putting everything back to how it was just after the Pres was killed. where are the Reapers now ehhh?

agree that all the Murray Gold music was bad/intrusive as per for a high action episode.

didn't mind the 'Jesus' thing so much because it was better than Dobby Who.

blueski, Sunday, 1 July 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

"it seemed like everyone on Earth just wished for it to happen and so it happened"

they were using the psychic mind control network that the master used to get popular and elected. flip side of mind control from satellites is everyone on earth directing psychic energy back to the doctor who spent the year working himself into the network.

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

which is way better than 'i'll absorb the time vortex - that's a powerful thing(tm) that will help end the episode"

Alan, Sunday, 1 July 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

WHERE WAS REGGIE??

NOT AVAILABLE FOR FILMING!! "Double booked" according to RTD on the com. Though I'd like to see what was better than saving THE WORLD Brighton on Doctor Who.

I liked the ep but thought it a bit overstuffed and hurried. It would have suited a nice feature length episode more. P'raps if the series had ended on the bum-note cliffhanger of Sound of Drums and had this as the crimbo ep would've been better.
But then no Titanic for Christmas, so, I dunno...

DavidM, Sunday, 1 July 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

I bet that's not the real Titanic, fwiw.

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 July 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

they used the real one in the film so yeah can't be

blueski, Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, lord, not the Titanic. Although it *can't* be the real Titanic, because a *real* Titanic lifebelt would say "R. M. S. Titanic" on it, pedant fans.

This finale was both horrible and great. Dobby Who = boo, hiss, etc, awful CGI thing - although, as I said at the time, "at least he doesn't look like Jar-Jar Binks". Martha's line to the Professor - the "know your enemy" one - was so blatant, it was obvious she was going to betray them (poss not obvious to 8 years olds though).

Jack being the Face of Boe - my own gorgeous companion has been researching and double-checking that they have not so far appeared in an episode together, which would presumably have given the game away - apparently, they haven't. Question, though: did RTD plan that reveal All Along from the start of Ecclescake's series, or is that giving him too much long-term credit?

The Doctor-as-God made me think, strangely, of the Discworld universe. In that - if you've never read any of the books - nearly all gods are weak, ineffectual spirits who hang around places humans are likely to be in mortal danger, hoping to attract a random prayer. The more people believe they exist, though, the more they do exist, and the more power they have.* If a god can get a big crowd of people to believe in it wholeheartedly at the same time, it suddenly becomes extremely powerful indeed. Pratchett can deal with this, as a climactic scene, rather better than RTD can.

One thought I had near the end: Agatha Christie would make a great companion! I was kind of hoping The Doctor would say "we could get her out of the house for a few days, take her to a spa or somewhere".

* NB this is the standard Discworld theology as expounded in the later books, particularly <i>Small Gods</i>. Some Discworld books, particularly the earlier ones, have more "standard" and immutable fantasy gods. Describing how Discworld has changed over the past 25 years is probably a matter for a PhD in Fantasy Literature.

Forest Pines Mk2, Sunday, 1 July 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Bah, bloody non-HTML tags. Grr.

Forest Pines Mk2, Sunday, 1 July 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, lord, not the Titanic. Although it *can't* be the real Titanic, because a *real* Titanic lifebelt would say "R. M. S. Titanic" on it, pedant fans.

The Doctor ends up on the set of the 1997 film, the boat is a prop, and RTD continues his tradition of hiring lead actors from his past series' and the Dr gets Kate Winslet as a companion.

V, Sunday, 1 July 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Titanic has already been referened in nu-who, back in Rose, when she goes to visit the geeky guy from the building society ads, and he tells her that the Eccles Doctor was photographed with some family who were about to get on the titanic, but who then mysteriously changed their minds. I doubt that'll turn out to be relevant though.

JimD, Sunday, 1 July 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

i would like it to be set in space please, like that Futurama episode.

blueski, Sunday, 1 July 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

they were using the psychic mind control network that the master used to get popular and elected. flip side of mind control from satellites is everyone on earth directing psychic energy back to the doctor who spent the year working himself into the network.

I got that, but the effect of it was to make it look like everyone in the world just wished really hard and so it happened, and it annoyed me no end.

accentmonkey, Monday, 2 July 2007 07:21 (eighteen years ago)

Just watched this again. Yes, Who-Christ was a bit corny, and Jack=FOB was rather dumb, but I was no less entertained by the musical opening, the Flash Gordon reference, or the surely now-to-be-traditional closing round of "What? What?! WAHT"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 July 2007 08:59 (eighteen years ago)

The BBC have announced Martha is to be the new lead character in Torchwood. OH JUST FUCK OFF.

aldo, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:01 (eighteen years ago)

Fine by me, I don't watch it.

accentmonkey, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:06 (eighteen years ago)

I only watched a few of the first series, not regularly at all. Actually, that finished with Jack as Jesus as well - lay three days in the tomb, ministered by women, before returning to life and ascending to the heavens.

The point I was making was it didn't exactly tie in with the "I cannot do anything exciting, I wants to stay with my mum and that" from the last episode. Or the ZOMG Jack is Boe hahahahahaha with The Doctor (I mean, how could you not bring it up if you were working with him EVERY DAY?). Plus she's going to be back in the second half of the next series of nu-Who anyway, so OH NOES Torchwood crossover bollocks.

aldo, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

can offically confirm that least one person who appeared in the finale (albeit in a minor speaking role) has read the answers on this thread referring to said episode.

acrobat, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

Jack as Face of Boe stuff-

Jack's standing there in 'Utopia' when Martha says, "Remember what the Face of Boe said?" to the Doctor, but doesn't react. He's obviously keeping schtum, or not paying attention, or RTD hadn't yet made up his mind. YOU DECIDE.

I loved Last of the Timelords, loved Simm throughout - what a brilliant turn. Felt a bit uncomfortable about the whole Jesus thing, but I got over it.

Matthew H, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

Captain Jack as the Face of Boe. I don#'t think so, when did he get so wrinkly?

I think its all a Boe-Incidence that's all.

Yr Martha story in full (vague spoiler obv):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6260374.stm

Excellent growing hair as acting action from Freema btw, but I really liked her bit - suckering the Master in. Not keen on human psychic nonsense, but enjoyed the episode pretty well. So Kylie on the Titanic will be a bit of fluff, and then back to business.

Of, a Tweety Pie Doctor - I like the way the Master made him a little suit. Did they also put baby Converse on him?

Pete, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:26 (eighteen years ago)

just thought, rather than the mysterious ring stealer recreating the master, perhaps he/she will gain some awesome powers from the ring = a new nemesis character.

Ed, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:26 (eighteen years ago)

In "Last of the Time Lords", the immortal Captain Jack Harkness speculates how long he may live and how he may look after millions of years, before mentioning that he was the first person from the Boeshane Peninsula to join the Time Agency; there, his good looks earned him the nickname "the Face of Boe", which writer Russell T. Davies deemed "a potential theory" as to the Face of Boe's origins in the episode commentary, prompting Executive Producer Julie Gardner to urge him to be more definite about the two characters being the same.[1]

acrobat, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

> The Doctor ends up on the set of the 1997 film, the boat is a prop

better yet, the doctor ends up on the set of the Time Tunnel episode set on the Titanic.

koogs, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

Surely he's crashed into Madame Tuessauds, and waxwork Kylie will attack, with waxwork Leonardo Di Caprio melting...

Pete, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

STREET FIGHTER 1912

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)

With all these time travellers running around on the Titantic its a no wonder it sank, not iceberg, overloaded and there were enough life boats, the truth must be told.

Ed, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

Not keen on human psychic nonsense, but enjoyed the episode pretty well.

Essentially this is how I feel as well. Possibly I am more disappointed by human psychic nonsense because I was enjoying the build up so much that the resolution really let it down, but oh well. The Master sneaking into the board room in the middle of the night to tell the Doctor they'd located Martha was aces.

accentmonkey, Monday, 2 July 2007 09:41 (eighteen years ago)

I was glad that the four part gun was a red herring, and did not guess it, I was just a bit annoyed by the replacement being so deus ex machinaey (even though it was clear it would be). I was hoping for a fight paradox with paradox thing, and something sciencey (and or finding another chameleon arch) etc.

Still i for one look forward to the Ice Warriors comething next series.

Pete, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently the story arc for the next series has been mentioned already in this one. Some speculation that it's 'Civilisation Zero' from Sally Sparrow's dvd list, the cover of which has a snow scene.

GMTV announced the new companion this morning as the guy who played Milligan in LotTL.

aldo, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

Why oh why oh why did the Doc and the Master not have a MIND FIGHT???

Sarah, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yes! With drowning and horses in gas masks!

aldo, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

"Still i for one look forward to the Ice Warriors comething next series"

OKAY OKAY. it was wishful thinking. rubbish macra, resign. as i've already sed many times now. :-(

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)

campaign for lucy saxon as new companion STARTS HERE

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

Hope that GMTV info is true, next companion relly needs to be male.

Doctor could've dealt with master by putting him back through the chameleon arch then nicking his watch, couldn't he?

JimD, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

Actually Lucy Saxon would be v.good, Doctor showing her that things can be good (but deep down it she would be the Masters dupe!) Though In understand no Master next series (which is probably a good thing).

Pete, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

the plan goes:
1) daleks
2) cybermen
3) master
4) ?

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

GMTV announced the new companion this morning as the guy who played Milligan in LotTL.

Yum yum.

I mean, dramatically good for the series arc. Or something.

accentmonkey, Monday, 2 July 2007 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

Surely Milligan will be Martha's squeeze when she returns, thus making the Doctor jealous and snippy.

More importantly, while I understand that Torchwood were sent to Tibet (not that PC Fringeface and her polyamorous gang would have really helped) but where was Sarah Jane. Surely she would have sorted it all out!

Pete, Monday, 2 July 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

now i'm trying to think if SJ ever met the master.

don't think so. in fact deadly assasin was the ep after she left and was a 'grand return'.

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, The Deadly Assassin was the story after she left, in fact she got deliberately left because The Doctor had been summoned to Gallifrey and non-Time Lords "aren't allowed". Which didn't seem to stop Leela, not much later.

aldo, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait, the 5 doXoRs perhaps?

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

yes, i'm pretty sure ainley meets pertwee accompanied by SJ in the 5drs

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

daleks - cybermen - master - ... valeyard :-D

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

Nu-Who needs Nu-Villain. Have we had any good villaisn from the new series who could come back? (Family Of Blood if they get out of their mirrorses).

Pete, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

even Family of Blood aren't rly new tho are they.

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

Oh yes, so SJ does. Or does she? I can't remember whether Pertwizzle has met The Master before he rescues her from the "slope".

aldo, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

i think that SJ sees the master but doesn't have his importance/name/etc explained to her.

still doesn't explain what she was up to in that missing year. perhaps she helped matha escape to france by sipping red wine, typing and occasionally placing tin dogs on drystone walls.

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh, perhaps as she was sipping red red wine, she may also have been a 1 in 10, and hence ded :-(

Alan, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

No she would have been able to jog away from the Toclafane in her pink tracksuit!

Sarah, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

way upthread i asked about 'ageing previous Doctors in stories' - forgot that McCoy had aged quite a bit at the start of the TV movie.

Martha might hint to Jack about what he'll become but nothing to gain there really, i'm sure it'll be okay. maybe she'll get RETCONNED and forget the lot.

they should bring the Judoon back next season - not bothered about the 'Family of Blood' as a) the people we saw them as weren't their true forms and b) all that 'sister of mine' type talk wore thin v quickly. they're going to have to work v hard to make another Dalek story interesting, esp. if there's only one left (but timelines blah blah).

blueski, Monday, 2 July 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

Next series: return of the Ood!
pls

DavidM, Monday, 2 July 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

What a shame, they were doing so well up until this weekend -- dreadfully bollocks finish to an otherwise really fun season. And Tennant has been much improved. I actually missed him being onscreen during the Doctor-as-Porcelain-Doll bit.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gallifreyone.com/images/news/davidkylie.jpg

acrobat, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

This was the worst kept secret ever.

Pete, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

will there ever be a nu-Who series with 'established Doctor AND established companion'? i know Martha comes back to Who halfway thru next series but still.

blueski, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

I think there were only two or three old-who series where the TARDIS crew stayed the same year-on-year, counting regenerations as different people. 8-9-10 ("UNIT family") is the longest run I think.

Groke, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

Change is a constant in the world of Doctor Whoos. Which is a good thing.

Pete, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

Ever since Kylie was photo-ed with a BBC 8TH DOCTOR ADVENTURE this was on the cards :)

Sarah, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

ghost of lou reed sinks titanic, defeated in plans for further mischief by doctor and perky pop princess

acrobat, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

Sold!

Sarah, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

As long as he does not sing.

accentmonkey, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahaha I guess we all know what David Tennant was doing on Sunday, judging by his teeshirt.

I thought that wasn't the master's ring picked up by woman with vampy nail polish but a bit of the Master's laser screwy thing?

suzy, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

it was def the ring. the design on it was distinctive (the same as the Lazarus Labs logo)

Alan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

omg.

catherine tate is the new companion for all 13 episodes of season 4?? where is the ILX outrage?

Gukbe, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6267680.stm

omfg

Alan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

Oh! I'm rather pleased by that news. No more simpering. And I kind of fancy her anyway.

Alba, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

i have seen her being good in something, and i had no problem with her in the xmo special myself.

maybe tony blair will pop in at some point too

Alan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

I was hoping for Sally Sparrow. :(

Melissa W, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

"Viewers can expect more ambitious storylines and a whole host of guest stars in 2008"

eep :-/

Alan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

noooooo tate nonononono

XPOSTARGH @ QUOTE

there are teats in my home guys.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

there are teats tears in my home guys.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Goddammit.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't think she actually was that bad in the one she was in, it was just that the plot itself was shite. This worries me more: "Viewers can expect more ambitious storylines and a whole host of guest stars in 2008".

aldo, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 07:11 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I liked Donna a lot in the Christmas episode, though I'm guessing her tough no-nonsense attitude will soften into wibbly Doctor-wuv within approx 3 episodes.

ailsa, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 07:28 (eighteen years ago)

Fingers crossed it doesn't, though

Forest Pines Mk2, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 07:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, but Martha started off as being all "yeah, I don't fancy you, I don't do aliens" then turned out to be a simpering schoolgirly "why doesn't he LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE" type. She was jilted in fairly spectacular fashion, and had her eyes opened to the bigger picture of waht's going on as opposed to "Cybermen? Missed that, I was in Benidorm" or whatever, so probably very open to falling for the Doctor.

ailsa, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahaha I guess we all know what David Tennant was doing on Sunday, judging by his teeshirt.

I never understand Suzy :( Does she mean that DT wz SMACKING UP? Surely not.

I don't think Tate is SO bad news - she was definitely not the worst thing about the Wobs Invasion (talk abt damning w/ faint praise). I'm hoping for a good back and forth banter relationship but I share Ailsa's fear of lapse into wibble.

Sarah, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:58 (eighteen years ago)

"Viewers can expect more ambitious storylines and a whole host of guest stars in 2008".

I love how by all rights this SHOULD be a good thing and yet it fills us with dread.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:03 (eighteen years ago)

i think the ghost of lou reed was playing ldn on sunday. that could be waht suzy meant. i am a little worried. "lad" i was speaking to at the weekend said he thought they should give it a rest after 4 or so series and i was all no way but now the crux of his arguement coming to pass, that the longer it goes on the more likely it is to descend into lazy silliness, sort of seems a little more likely to happen.

acrobat, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:09 (eighteen years ago)

I'm assuming Suzy means that DT was at Hammersmith on Sunday watching laughing Lou perform Berlin, correct?

leigh, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

PRIMEVAL will be back soon thou!! i loved that and i liked torchwood. need dr who off-season thread.

acrobat, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not sure that Catherine Tate would be deemed to be "right" for a wuvs and hugs relationship with the Doctor. For one thing, she's not good looking enough. For another thing, she's older than him (David Tennant, obviously, not the Doctor).

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:14 (eighteen years ago)

Oh! I didn't know about Lou. Now it makes sense! ATTN DAVID: it is over between us if you take Lou Reed over John Cale.

Sarah, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:18 (eighteen years ago)

Tate's character is rubbish. This is very disappointing.

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)

Reposted from ELSEWHERE - my optimistic take (some of this has already been touched on by the folk of ILXOR I see):

10 Reasons why Donna will be a good companion:

1. She was good in the Xmas special! But even if you hated her here are MORE reasons....

2. SURELY she won't fall in love with the Doctor?

3. In the Xmo special she was OTT but surely under VERY MITIGATING circs for her character - teleported from altar and discovered that her husband-to-be was a pawn of a world-threatening spider. By the episode end she had calmed down.

4. Having a character who talks back will do Tennant's Doc the world of good and make him less smug.

5. Tegan was bossy and thick and she saved the world loads of times. (& C Tate is a better actress!)

6. Totally new Doctor/companion dynamic - oldest female companion since Barbara surely!

7. Writers may stop giving the wacky comedy gurning bits to Tennant who really really can't do them. Also - joint star power will mean a more independent companion I'm guessing.

8. The fans hate her so expect a 90% decline in fanfic and bad icons.

9. RTD's only writing 4 episodes so opportunities for other writers to get more out of her.

10. There should be some good scenes where she gives the hairdryer treatment to various villains.

Yes my initial reaction was "Oh God" too but on reflection I think it could be good! (The eternal optimism of the Who fan)

Groke, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

#9 is the dealmaker there I think.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

Not sure about #5 but purely for the reason that Tegan was hotter.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not sure that Catherine Tate would be deemed to be "right" for a wuvs and hugs relationship with the Doctor. For one thing, she's not good looking enough. For another thing, she's older than him (David Tennant, obviously, not the Doctor).

-- accentmonkey, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:14 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

She really wouldn't be. But what I think she might be good at is giving the Doctor a companion who's actually his friend

It would also be nice to see if the writers of nu-Who could handle that - no more big, doe eyes and longing glances please - not that I mind big, doe eyes, of course (especially when they belong to Freema) its just that RTD might at least attempt to try a different form of relationship between companion and Doctor.

Stone Monkey, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

Basically my hope is that RTD knows there's a danger of silliness but also a danger of all-fans-together smugness and laziness, and he's casting someone he thinks will force himself and the writers to stretch themselves a bit and create a new doctor/companion relationship rather than Doctor-Rose / Doctor-Someone Trying To Live Up To Rose.

Or it could just be a crappy ratings grab, yes.

xpost

Groke, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

I think her character as we know it would definitely succumb to Tennant's Doctor's charms - eventually, but only in the Old Sarah Jane way.

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not sure if she was though! I could do with a rewatch but strong and bossy companion = GOOD surely? Yes she was OTT but she'd been teleported with no warning into the TARDIS on her wedding day with this odd NUTTER - against all odds she pulls it back to keep things going with the husband and THEN finds out she's just a pawn in his plan to take over the world - by the end of it she'd notably changed and I'd assume she'll have changed even further by the time she comes back.

xpost x about EIGHT! NINE! Jesus be quiet you lot.

Sarah, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:33 (eighteen years ago)

She really wouldn't be. But what I think she might be good at is giving the Doctor a companion who's actually his friend

I agree. I felt sorry for him when Martha decided to stay at home with her family, because he's got nobody. And not nobody in a special somebody kind of way, just really nobody. Tennant is the first doctor I remember feeling that way about. The others always seemed more self-sufficient. He looks like he needs looking after, and not just because he looks like he could do with a bit of a feed.

accentmonkey, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

Writers may stop giving the wacky comedy gurning bits to Tennant who really really can't do them.

but Tate can't do comedy either amirite

all good points tho - i'd just rather not have to feel like i have to put effort into appreciating a character myself and this is going to happen with Tate's i fear

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

isn't doctor-shot-by-the-master-but-now-not-actually-dead coming back as well?

acrobat, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)

I think the awful C. Tate show baggage will be a bit difficult to overcome, depends on what they throw her into I guess.

Acro: so rumour has it (although I ph34r he will just be a bit rub like Adam with the braingina).

Sarah, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

I posted on one of the Who threads in the past a fairly long list of JNT comparisons. "a whole host of guest stars in 2008" is on there.

The more I think about this, the more this makes The Doctor look like some kind of Time & Space Pa3d0 (bearing in mind relative age differences). He'll have asked, almost begged, 3 companions to travel with him, all young(ish) girls, for shits 'n' giggles. He's even groomed this latest one. For comparison in the 'Classic' series:

Ian & Barbara - kidnapped by The Doctor
Vicki - crashed on an alium planet, only survivor (joins out of necessity)
Steven - rescued from an alium prison after he had crashed there (joins out of necessity)
Katarina - by mistake, after carrying in a wounded Steven as the TARDIS escapes
Dodo - enters what she thinks is a police box, which leaves with her inside
Ben & Polly - follow The Doctor into the TARDIS, which takes off without him realising
Jamie - home and family destroyed, asks to come for the adventure
Victoria - home and family destroyed, asks to come for the adventure
Zoe - home and family destroyed, asks to come for the adventure
Liz - appointed by UNIT
Jo - appointed by UNIT
Sarah - stowaway
Harry - ACTUALLY ASKED BY THE DOCTOR
Leela - stowaway
Romana - sent by the Time Lords
Adric - stowaway
Nyssa - home and family destroyed, asks to come for the adventure
Tegan - enters what she thinks is a police box, which leaves with her inside AND DIDN'T WE FUCKING HEAR ABOUT IT
Turlough - sent by the Black Guardian
Kamelion - stuck in the past having been left there by The Master, asks to join, SHOULD HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN AND LEFT TO ROT
Peri - TARDIS takes off by accident after she has been rescued from drowning by Turlough. Stuck on a foreign planet having been left there by The Master, asks to join to get home
Mel - never really explained and NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN
Ace - stuck on an alium planet, having been put there by a 'freak time storm'. Cartmel Masterplan strongly implies this may have been deliberate action by the Time Lords to make sure she travelled with The Doctor
Rose - I WUB YOU PLZ TO COME WITH ME
Martha - CAN I HAS DOCTOR?
Donna - HI DERE I IZ BACK, LUVZ MI YET?

aldo, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

To be fair that list also implies that he has RADICALLY IMPROVED Tardis security Aldo!

Also we have no idea how Donna will be reintroduced! Maybe she gets in touch with him somehow having found weird stuff happening?

I think they realise the "would you like to see my time puppies?" approach is a bit desperate - that fantastic scene with Joan in Family of Blood where he does the "I know, travel with me!" bit and you think, Christ what a dick, he really doesn't get it.

Groke, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

Initial reaction. OH MY GOD. OH MY NOES!

Scurrying to ILX though I remembered that I didn't actually mind her, and the screechiness soon subsided to a quite snippy chumminess. Actually this may well be a good thing. Certainly romance should be out of the question, and there could be a very nice tension when Martha does show up. One assumes Tate will probably only stick around for a season with maybe Martha flopping back in for the "break" / "regeneration" / Moffattisazation of the series (if we keep saying it, it will happen).

And all the above points are very good ones. Leaving the LOL's to the sidekick can actually stretch the show. Yes, good SURPRISING work RTD.

Pete, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

my take will be. since she saw the doxor she realises her life is not as exciting as it was for those brief hours on xmo day and has been looking out for him. she would have seen the pre-paradox stuff on telly about master/saxon

Alan, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:48 (eighteen years ago)

I just love the absolute nonsensicalness of

Jo- appointed by UNIT. TO DO WHAT! SCREAM?

Pete, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

scream if you want a go, master

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:50 (eighteen years ago)

*deletes fan fic*

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?q=lolwho

Alan, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

Jo's backstory is that her Uncle is a UN high-up and got his incredibly thick and useless neice what he assumed was a clerical sinecure as "assistant to UNIT Scientific Advisor", not realising he was in fact sending her into 3 yrs of saying "Golly Doctor", standing up Mike Yates and running away from Ogrons.

Groke, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

golly, what's this, doctor?

Alan, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:00 (eighteen years ago)

walking round the world would be really tiring

acrobat, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:05 (eighteen years ago)

I assume that with being in the eye of the paradox machine, Martha keeps the high level of fitness she picked up from walking around the world.

Pete, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:07 (eighteen years ago)

OMG jus remembered one of the dudes on torchwood was secretly going out with martha's cousin who he turned into evil cyberbabe that got eaten by a pterodactyl. there's gonna be issues when she joins them.

acrobat, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)

H8 TORCHWOOD :(

Sarah, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:17 (eighteen years ago)

did you like BUGS?

acrobat, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

or THE CRIME TRAVELLER?

acrobat, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:23 (eighteen years ago)

CHIMERA

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:28 (eighteen years ago)


What do you think of Catherine Tate being Doctor Who's new assistant?
Out of this world
32.43%
Not bovvered
67.57%
3555 Votes Cast
Results are indicative and may not reflect public opinion

but surely we are bothered etc.

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:32 (eighteen years ago)

I've never seen Crime Traveller! In fact when my ex told me about it I refused to believe it existed! (AND THAT IS WHY WE BROKE UP HAR HAR ok not really :( )

Sarah, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

The more I think about this, the more this makes The Doctor look like some kind of Time & Space Pa3d0 (bearing in mind relative age differences).

No, I disagree. I think being a bit of ladies man is this Doctor's 'thing.' He gets chicks and Converse as Tom Baker got booming grumpyness and a big scarf. Then again, hands up, I fancy David Tennant, so this may colour my vision.

Anna, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

it was amazing. michael french aka david wicks of eastenders and kochanski off red dwarf had a machine that sent them two hours back in time.

acrobat, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

going back to the 'different Doctor/companion combo' per season thing, this is another reason Tate's return annoys me (she'd be unlikely to stay on beyond s4 altho if she did argh horrible ironing). some people may think this constant rotation is good but i'd rather the characters be strong and exciting enough to sustain several series like more conventional US sci-fi shows (trying to mimic/compete with those in some areas probably a mistake but not in this case imo).

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

Catherine Tate lives just a few streets from me. I'll ramp up the stalking*, as a favour to you all.

*That's a joke, Net Chatter Police.

Matthew H, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

<i>i'd rather the characters be strong and exciting enough to sustain several series like more conventional US sci-fi shows</i>

STOP GETTING DOCTOR WHO WRONG!

This is the plus point of the characters who come back. It allows RTD to be good at characterisation 9which to be fair the show is) without turning it into relationship drive soap (the bad parts of the series). It is a 45 mins family adventure show. It is supposed to be exciting, funny and scary. It is not really there to show us truths about human nature (except that we will be around til the end of the Universe and then come back and try to kill our forebears cos some bloke said The Master though it would be a laff).

Pete, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:00 (eighteen years ago)

It is not really there to show us truths about human nature

the show already incorporates this element as much as the exciting/fun/scary stuff. not that i want more of it nor do i think establishing/sustaining a longer term Doc/companion team would automatically result in this.

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

8. The fans hate her so expect a 90% decline in fanfic and bad icons.

yay!

the biblical thing was overdetermined, but i really enjoyed martha as john the baptist! too few christ analogies focus on what made jesus jesus: years of prophesying by others, years of those prophets refusing the crown and laying the groundwork.

i really disliked the way martha's family was used.. the convo about which of them would kill "the master" made me cringe.

but anyway - great schtuff

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

We're just another notch on the bedpost to these recent Doc/companion series pairings. They do not respect us in the morning.

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)

i actually thought, when master was dying in doc's arms, and my washing machine had just reached its top spin speed in the next room, that instead of doc urging him to "just regenerate!!" he had said "just reach around!!" - whoo-ha!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:07 (eighteen years ago)

if only you'd had one of those washing machines that talk

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

instead of doc urging him to "just regenerate!!" he had said "just reach around!!" - whoo-ha!

-- Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:07 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That's probably an alternative scene they did with John Barrowman....

Stone Monkey, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Finally, in other talk for the fourth year, a few more bits of gossip have popped up. Most notable is that one of the old alien races from the classic series (one not yet seen in the new series) is definitely slated to appear, and from the sounds of it relatively early on - probably around the time of the first two-parter. Speculation has already run rife over which ones are returning with the Sontarans, Ice Warriors, Zygons, Yeti, Silurians & Sea Devils being the most likely candidates.

Ice Warriors COMETH!!!

Pete, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

the Master referred to Sea Devils and Axos, didn't he? anything else? maybe nothing in it.

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

oo, we had mention of the sea devils in the finale

Alan, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

(doh, xpost quickness there)

Alan, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

The Ice Warriors will not win the Premiership 2007-2008

Groke, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

Catherine Tate isn't really going to be the next companion is she? God, that's just a bloody awful idea. She is so bad. She didn't do anything in The Runaway Bride except shout the whole way through it.
Why though? Why her? Whyyy? Crap idea. Crap crap crap idea.
Crap.

DavidM, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know, you're the RTD booster, you work it out then tell us how brilliant he is.

aldo, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

The rumour that the next series will be the last one, and nu-Who descoped to 'specials' (think Dalziel & Pascoe, or Only Fools & Horses) has made it to the press, I see.

aldo, Thursday, 5 July 2007 10:43 (eighteen years ago)

The 'specials but no series' rumour bothers me more than Tate as companion, to be honest.

After starting to watch and enjoy some of the older Pertwee serials, I was beginning to wish for more slow, wordy, unwinding plots (ala old Who) and then some decent wizz bang special effects (ala new Who)all occurring over 4 episodes (I can dream, can't I?).

Continuity and character exposition is going to go out the window if we have specials, isn't it?

Guilty_Boksen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

The press release is here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2007/09_september/03/who.shtml

So that's Series 4 in 2008
Three Specials in 2009
Series 5 2010.

That looks like a handover of production staff to me...

Pete, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 11:19 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

So, Voyage of the Damned then.

Good:

Some of the jokes
Not bringing Kylie back to life
David Tennant gamely making the most of a pretty botched job
The exterior design of the ship
Typically exciting series preview

Bad:

Most of the jokes
Contrived fucking character arcs all over the shop
Kylie's acting
The music
The Host being way way less scary than recent angelic villains The Weeping Angels
Catherine Tate's prescence in typically exciting series preview
The Queen showing up - please Russell, stop it

chap, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

I actually thought this was going really well, much better than previous Xmas specials, up until just after Kylie went crashing into the abyss and then suddenly THE DOCTOR WENT ASCENDING UP TO HEAVEN WITH TWO ANGELS and oh god Russell stop it and then THEN FUCKING QUEEN SAYING GOODBYE DOCTOR AND THANK YOU SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE LOST THE PLOT NOW and then a final ten minutes that were utterly pointless.

First 55 minutes or so = highly entertaining blockbuster on the cheap cobblers though. I sort of liked the fact that the posh cunt survived up against everything though.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

Not bringing Kylie back to life

My fault for reading a thread about a show before seeing it.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:04 (seventeen years ago)

The Queen was straight roffles you miserable gits oh god another year of not being able to read the Dr Who threads.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago)

Shouldn't the Queen have been shaking her fist at the Doctor or has his enemy status been revoked since the battle of Canary Wharf? that would make sense, but it would've been funnier if she'd been shouting "bugger orf"

Bernard Cribbins AND Geoffrey Palmer both re-appearing tho, as different characters obv., was nice i suppose

blueski, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

a final ten minutes that were utterly pointless.

Except to make the point that the doctor will only travel with women who are going to fall in wibbly emo wuv with him.

The first bit up until the Hosts started going batshit insane was really REALLY bloody slow. The middle was OK except emo-Kylie ("you should see me in the morning" "OK" GAHHH KILL KILL KILL), the end was rubbish - Kylie saves the world, the doctor can't save Kylie, some moralistic pish about the doctor choosing who lives or dies (Important Point Making for Morons 101, that was), terrible ending, then trailer with way too much Sarah Lancashire in it.

I think I'm the only without the Catherine Tate fear. Mostly because I've never seen an entire ep of the Catherine Tate show and I quite liked the character of Donna (though fear she will be tainted by emo doctor wuv before too long)

ailsa, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

it seems they are settings things up so that she will be the antidote to all that (without being gay) which is the only good thing about her character (so far).

emo-Kylie ("you should see me in the morning" "OK" GAHHH KILL KILL KILL

this was a good line. why is it 'emo'?

basically Noodle Vague OTM you're all moany gets

blueski, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

Because NOT EVERYONE SHOULD WANT TO SHAG THE DOCTOR. Even the blokes at the end were all wibbly-hug at him, can't ANYONE just toddle along in his wake, say thanks for saving me/the world, and just leave it at that? This is why I liked Donna, she was basically quite scared of him and his adventures.

ailsa, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

Robotic angels with halos that work as ultra-sharp death stars = quite scary actually. Max was good as well - insane megalomaniac head in box wanting to crash a ship into Earth purely to tank a share price, this is route one stuff but I like a good batshit villain.

I am fine with everyone wanting to shag the Doctor but I prefer it when the Doctor doesn't notice.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

Also I'm not sure I caught that all correctly but am I right in thinking that the next season will have not only the Romans but also TEH NAZIS?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

I thought I saw some Nazis in the trailer also.

chap, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

I don't tend to watch Dr Who that much, so this is views from a casual channel-hopper, but ugh, it was awful. 'Twas made especially bad due to Everyone Wants To Shag The Doctor stuff - actually, Matt has it right, it's not a problem that people want to shag him, it's a problem that he responds. And I thought that Mr Bucket would have made a great companion, so the Doctor just comes off as an over-sexed prick by rejecting him. Now, okay, each doctor is supposed to be slightly different, and so this could be his schtick, except for the fact that the last Doctor had the whole 'romantic lead' angle as well, so it's just a sign of crappy writing and lack of inventiveness.

emil.y, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

I thought they were old school UNIT but I was drunk and dozy.

xpost

Ed, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

Not moany gets, it's just that it's barely recognisable as Doctor Who any more.

Imagine the Americans start making Match Of The Day, and every description is of about the crosserator a foot throw into the path of the backward attacker who makes a head shot past the net minder for a point. Then we're treated to a 10 minute analysis of what the defense was doing at the other end of the green during the point-score.

THAT'S WHAT THIS IS LIKE.

It's not Stenders In Space or Buffy The Slitheen Killer. It's DOCTOR FUCKING WHO. It's a kid's show by the BBC which has adventure and history and tension and cool stuff. It does not have SEX WITH FUCKING PAVING SLABS. It does not have CHAPS KISSING WITH TONGUES. It does not have CRYING FUCKING CYBERMEN.

My biggest fear about Catherine Tate is that she will bring too much AM I BOVVERED OH LOOK I AM MAKING HILARIOUS POP CULTURE REFERENCES with her. The trailer didn't exactly dispel that.

aldo, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

Aldo, I hear your anger . . but I was prepared to write this off as the now-obligitory joke Xmas special.

However, now that you mention it, if the Doctor is now only willing to travel with female characters with whom he can have SEXUAL TENSION, that's both incredibly limiting, and leads you into the classic soap/sitcom conundrum of setting up situations based on that sexual tension, to the point where you have to resolve it, leaving you with absolutely nowhere to go. You also chuck away that inhuman aspect of the doctor: human beings are incredibly fascinating, but ultimately in a Steve Irwin way. And Steve didn't really want to fuck crocs.

Plus, though self-parody has always been a part of Dr. Who, to me it's the always been the thing that has dragged it down to absolute end-of-the-pier panto awfulness.

Soukesian, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

If the Doctor had been willing to travel with a self-centered con-artist like Bucket, just to see what would happen, that's far more interesting, far truer to the history of the character, and far more truly alien.

Soukesian, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

And Steve didn't really want to fuck crocs.

That's not what I've heard.

Plus, though self-parody has always been a part of Dr. Who, to me it's the always been the thing that has dragged it down to absolute end-of-the-pier panto awfulness

Oh no it isn't (sorry - weak seasonal joek)

Seriously, I think you have a point. There is a place for self knowing parody in Who, but it needs to be applied with a pipette not a trowel. And you are totally correct about Mr Bucket - he would have been the perfect companion to Who, but I'm not sure RTD can do companion's without sexual tension.

Guilty_Boksen, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

It would be much tougher, and much more interesting, to play on that slightly ugly "let's see what happens" thing. Remember Jamie the mad highlander? I remember Who dismissing him after they had separated with "Jamie? Jamie is in deadly danger." This in an offhand way, that struck me as purely inhuman in a shiversome way, like "The Man Who Fell To Earth". Or Bill Hartnell. To me, the key point about the Doctor is that he's not a Doctor, and he ain't no human being,

Soukesian, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

Again I agree, but if emo more human Doctor is done well it can work. I would cite the Eccleston series as proof - the emo Doctor works because we understand the impact that the Time War has had on him and the guilt he is laying at his own doorstep. Even his connection with individual humans (and humanity as a whole) is understandable in this context.

But the DT episodes have got away from this (and this is not DT's fault - I believe he could be a superb Doctor given the right scripts). The emo has become personal to him and one other - it is always Rose, whoever the other protagonist is.

I'm hoping that the next series gets away from this (partly because the Tate assistant does not/will not fancy him and partly becuase it seems to be reaching for some kind of final conclusion to the Rose storyline (again))). But this doesn't change the fact that he should have had a heterosexual male assistant by now and if there has to be an emo thread it should return to the guilt.

RTD hinted at this with the Master's 'death' ending to the last series - this can be built upon, but should not be the overidding theme of most of the episodes. It should be an undercurrent; no more, no less.

Guilty_Boksen, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

Absolutely. DT is great, the problem is what he's being asked to do - for me he needs a partner with a more nuanced relationship. Of course he has feelings, but they're really messed up, because he's not human! This is the interesting part.

And c'mon, the Master isn't dead, any more than the Daleks. He'll be back, badder than ever and with a proper fuckin' beard!

Soukesian, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

and this is not DT's fault - I believe he could be a superb Doctor given the right scripts

I totally agree, Family of Blood is all the proof of this you need - and he was only actually the Doctor for about ten minutes of that episode!

chap, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago)

plus it remains telling that 'Blink' seems to be the most popular (at least among older viewers) episode (with Charlie Brooker even going so far as to call it possbly the best piece of British drama of the last ten years on his Screen Wipe special) with it's reduction of the Doctor+companion action to background.

blueski, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

If the Doctor had been willing to travel with a self-centered con-artist like Bucket, just to see what would happen, that's far more interesting, far truer to the history of the character, and far more truly alien.

but since when has the Doctor travelled with an older man as a companion?

there was no sexual tension before Tennant because the Doctor was always an unsexy older man himself - once you put someone like Tennant in the role there's no going back to that really.

blueski, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

Is Tennant really so overwhelmingly sexy he can't have any other kind of relationship - particularly with a different species? (Plus, are you seriously saying none of the other Whos were sexy?)

Soukesian, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

not in the same way even if it's just a case of the image not being thrust upon them as much as it has been with DT.

blueski, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

Blink was awesome. Who wrote it? Can he do it all, please?

The only bit in the special that really pissed me off wsa the 'sorry, I only travel with hot chicks' bit. Boo to that.

stet, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

"not in the same way"? Pertwee and Baker always seemed like anybody in the room kind of guys.

Soukesian, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

To be honest, complaining about there being too much schlocky sentimental bollocks in Dr Who is a bit like complaining about there being too many foreigners in the Premiership these days, it's how it is now, it's changed and although you can mourn what's gone, there are reasons why it's changed and you should really view it in the context of itself rather than what it was like 18 years ago.

My problem with nu-Who is usually not the 'OMG someone fancies the Doctor when he looks like David Tennant' and usually the annoying reliance on deus ex machina endings and ridiculously camp Independence Day moments (see also running with Olympic Torch, Queen waving goodbye etc). Although sometimes I like the Independence Day moments as well - crashing a spaceship into Big Ben in series one still looks fucking cool. Rusty is surely running out of major London landmarks now, short of Nelson coming off his column and rampaging through the streets of London (note - this would probably rule).

It actually occurred to me last night that Tennant really reminds me of my new housemate and everyone seemingly wants to shag him, so...

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

and you had that nice 80s Colin Baker clone at your party the other week too

blueski, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going for a Hartnell next but its difficult to strike up the right sort of rapport with the silver haired old dodderer from your local.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

Blink was awesome because of SALLY SPARROW who really ought to get down and dirty with the doctor and then Dr Who will be awesome and 4tw

ken c, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

I actually thought this was going really well, much better than previous Xmas specials, up until just after Kylie went crashing into the abyss and then suddenly THE DOCTOR WENT ASCENDING UP TO HEAVEN WITH TWO ANGELS and oh god Russell stop it and then THEN FUCKING QUEEN SAYING GOODBYE DOCTOR AND THANK YOU SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE LOST THE PLOT NOW and then a final ten minutes that were utterly pointless.

^^^ except the first but was crap as well. That's an hour of my life that I want back.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago)

it's changed and although you can mourn what's gone, there are reasons why it's changed and you should really view it in the context of itself rather than what it was like 18 years ago.

Yeah, but I'm not really a traditionalist - my vague interest in Dr Who came solely with my discovery of how brilliant the Radiophonic Workshop were, not with any precious memories of old series. I'm complaining purely about how it is now, and how it doesn't fit with what the programme should be in order for it to be good, not necessarily to fit with how it used to be. My big complaints from limited viewings are 1)STOP WITH THE SNOGGING, HE'S A DETACHED ALIEN and 2)GET OUT OF LONDON, FFS.

emil.y, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

Of course he has feelings, but they're really messed up, because he's not human! This is the interesting part.

STOP WITH THE SNOGGING, HE'S A DETACHED ALIEN

etc etc

Er, yeah, until emo-Kylie planet's "tradition" of big old snogging. It's now a universe-wide thing => snogging galore. Whoop de fucking do.

ailsa, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

the tradition was missing a mistletoe i think.

ken c, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the next Doctor should totally be some old crusty bloke.

chap, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe Gordon Ramsay's up for it.

chap, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

No way! You'd lose all the women and teh gays, and probably most of the international viewers.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 27 December 2007 07:27 (seventeen years ago)

it's clear david bowie should be the next doctor

ken c, Thursday, 27 December 2007 11:17 (seventeen years ago)

I'll side with the non-moany gets -- this was enjoyable Christmas nonsense.

Clearly should have been Geoff Palmer should've been in the Mr Bucket role, though. It might as well have been David Tennant and Mr Bucket on the front cover of the Radio Times, for the meagre screentime Kylie got.

Still, tasteless plus points for GP as sucide bomber ("They're paying my family.") and killing fat people.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 28 December 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Has this been done already?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSMOWO9r8JU

Meg Busset, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

Originally I hated the idea of Catherine Tate as an assistant, but I've actually warmed up to the idea. Bring back Sally Sparrow too!!

When does series 4 start...March?

musically, Friday, 1 February 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

that trailer is major. first shot of Rose (bah). no real focus on major enemies. very worrying talk from Donna re 'found the right man...but ah lost im' - DON'T START THIS AGANE

blueski, Saturday, 2 February 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

awes.

stet, Saturday, 2 February 2008 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

that is one big wasp

koogs, Saturday, 2 February 2008 11:50 (seventeen years ago)

those with an itch to scratch can try giving these radio plays a shot, some of it's not bad at all actually:

http://www.darkerprojects.com/doctorwho.html

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 2 February 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

very worrying talk from Donna re 'found the right man...but ah lost im' - DON'T START THIS AGANE

Surely this is the dude she was supposed to marry who turned out to be an alien or whatever happened?

Matt DC, Saturday, 2 February 2008 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

OK I've just watched the trailer, maybe not.

Still giant wasps = really quite scary.

Matt DC, Saturday, 2 February 2008 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

still too CGI to be scary!

blueski, Saturday, 2 February 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

giant CGI wasps filmed from the back of a theatre and then highly compressed: FRIGHTENINGLY REAL

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 2 February 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

I think Donna's gonna be awesome, guys.

(Although I'm still hoping Tosh runs away from Torchwood and joins the TARDIS crew.)

HI DERE, Saturday, 2 February 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

i think they should film real wasps and then digitally enlarge them. it'd look almost as good as 'Robot'!

blueski, Saturday, 2 February 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

I don't think a large wasp would make a good companion.

HI DERE, Saturday, 2 February 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

A week from tomorrow, people! New thread?

chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

i love that i am so uninformed abt tv lately that all the new seasons of things starting soon are surprising to me and like making my day n stuff
yeah!

rrrobyn, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, new battlestar AND dr who next week?? so awesome

rrrobyn, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

they haven't actually been shouting about this much and been cagier than normal about when it starts, or so it seems to me. 6.20pm is a totally wack time but who cares when i'll watch it on replay/demand anyway.

3 rather pointless 10 second trailery things online showing Ood, Sontarans and Daleks each.

blueski, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

Very. xp

Nicole, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

Sounded like there was a longer trailer on after Ashes To Ashes last night, but I didn't see the screen in time so have no idea what's involved.

Matt DC, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

There's a long trailer somewhere on YouTube, which was only shown in theaters IIRC...looks great and makes me a little happier about Catherine Tate being the new companion.

musically, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

3 rather pointless 10 second trailery things online showing Ood, Sontarans and Daleks each.

They should show a bit of restraint and give the Daleks a rest for at least a series.

chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

"There's a long trailer somewhere on YouTube, which was only shown in theaters IIRC..."

^^^See my post a dozen or so posts upthread ;-)

Meg Busset, Friday, 28 March 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

They should show a bit of restraint and give the Daleks a rest for at least a series.

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Autumn Almanac, Friday, 28 March 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

They're pointless to begin with, but last year's Daleks in America wankfest could have sunk the entire third series on its own. Unless Davros is in it fuck that race

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 28 March 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

I have a vague feeling I read somewhere that they are contractually required to include the Daleks in each new series--it was either that, or Terry Nation (the bloke who invented them)'s estate wouldn't let them use them at all.

James Morrison, Saturday, 29 March 2008 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

Hobson's. Time to move on.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 29 March 2008 02:56 (seventeen years ago)

I'm pretty sure that's true about the daleks. Am I the only one who is actually PLEASED about Catherine Tate's return as Donna? (disclaimer: I hate what I've seen of her comedy show and have never watched an episode of it all the way through thus am basing it solely on her performance in the Runaway Bride)

ailsa, Saturday, 29 March 2008 08:51 (seventeen years ago)

I thought she was really good in the Runaway Bride, but I don't see how she can sustain it for a whole series. I don't think her character warrants more than a one-off.

Gukbe, Saturday, 29 March 2008 09:38 (seventeen years ago)

I'm pleased.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 29 March 2008 12:07 (seventeen years ago)

The only thing series 3 really lacked was a humorous dynamic between doctor and companion. Not that it needed it though. Crikey, what a year.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 29 March 2008 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

I thought the 10th Doctor/Martha relationship kind of rivaled the 4th Doctor/Sarah Jane relationship in terms of easy camraderie. Rose didn't really work that well with the 10th Doctor, at least not without Mickey there as well. (The end of season 2 was all kinds of wo awesome.)

HI DERE, Saturday, 29 March 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

That giant wasp was totally scary.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

The end of season 2 was all kinds of wo awesome.

Agreed. Far, far better than the mess that closed season 1.

There was nothing wrong with the 10th/Martha relationship, it just wasn't spectacular in any way. Mainly because Martha didn't get a proper chance to develop. The show was always about Rose, and when she left the focus shifted to the Doctor (if that makes sense).

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

oh look i dunno, it's sunday morning and despite having been at the gym for the past 90 mins I'm still not awake

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

You're right though, new Who has far too much to do with Rose, whether she's actually in it or not. She was a useful and clever way of getting a new generation of viewers into the world, but has now become a bit of an albatross.

chap, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:02 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah. The entire 2005 and 2006 seasons were about Rose's experience. When she left, the perspective didn't shift to Rose, it just sort of vanished.

If anything, it became all about the Doctor's experience, even though it really wasn't. But everything we discovered through Rose's eyes (the Doctor, time travel, etc.) was now familiar to the viewer, so obviously we couldn't go on the same voyage of discovery all over again. This weird-arse conundrum necessarily left Martha without a real sense of place.

However, without regular changes in Doctor and companion it wouldn't be Doctor Who. Normal perpectives and long-term narrative conventions don't apply.

God I hope all that made sense.

Anyway, none of this explains why last year's season was probably the best ever, though.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

So, with all this in mind, I cannot work out how Donna will fit in. Clearly she will be a better counterpoint to the Doctor's mentalism, and she'll do a fair amount of standing up to him, but can it all be through her eyes? Rose redux? And what's left for Martha? (I've not yet seen the Torchwoods with Martha so I don't know how/if she developed.)

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, none of this explains why last year's season was probably the best ever, though.

Some very good writing sneaked through the gaps in RTD's Rosecentric net. The best three eps (the Family of Blood 2 parter and Blink) could've worked with any Doctor.

chap, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

Very true. Paul Cornell and Steven Moffat are bloody fantastic though.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

I super-dug the final three-parter of S3, as well, so I just remember the season starting off kind of weak (Shakespeare, Traffic jam, meh) and ending REALLY well with all those great eps straight in a row.

They honestly didn't do much with Martha in Torchwood this season besides hint at some backstory that's happened since the end of S3. That said this season of TW is pretty great too, I'd say almost as good!

Nhex, Sunday, 30 March 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

The S3 three-parter was probably the finest contiguous moment in the new show's history, destroyed only by that hideous Titanic xmas special.

The first Torchwoods scarred us so badly that we're still not driven to keep on with the new ones, despite all the good things we've been hearing. We'll get there.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 March 2008 03:49 (seventeen years ago)

hang on, hang on. I'm still catching up. I'm only at the last 3rd of the 1st Tennant season.

kingfish, Sunday, 30 March 2008 07:35 (seventeen years ago)

Oh so you've not seen the bit where he rolls up the rim to win.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 March 2008 07:46 (seventeen years ago)

So, have they confirmed yet if Davros is going to pop up? Has the Ben Kingsley story been completely discounted yet?

kingfish, Sunday, 30 March 2008 08:09 (seventeen years ago)

No idea. The Daleks need something though.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 March 2008 08:15 (seventeen years ago)

far better than the mess that closed season 1

they've never quite bettered The Parting Of The Ways imo

blueski, Sunday, 30 March 2008 12:57 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, I thought the final episode of series 2 was a mess, aside from the seemigly already iconic farewell beach scene.

Torchwood S2 improved on S1 a lot. A couple of straight up bangers (The Sapphire & Steel rip-off/homage, To The Last Man, and last week's origins-of-TW-team ep, Fragments) and a smattering of good quality ones, like Adam and the weird Meat.

DavidM, Sunday, 30 March 2008 13:12 (seventeen years ago)

I've been totally surprised by how much Torchwood has improved this series: less shagging, more character definition and some really neat ideas and writing.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 March 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, torchwood has been much much better, some pretty inspired.

Martha is a UNIT medical examiner iirc.

Ed, Sunday, 30 March 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

Torchwood effects still kinda iffy tho - the skeleton thing that Owen had a fite with was just terrible

blueski, Sunday, 30 March 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

pterodactyl pretty good tho

blueski, Sunday, 30 March 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not a fan of Torchwood's S2 chumminess and miss the "we-all-hate-each-other's-guts" dynamic of S1.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 March 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

Has Torchwood got better then? I watched the first two episodes of S1 then gave up after I'd stopped vomiting. WHen do I need to start watching from to avoid all the rubbish?

The Wayward Johnny B, Sunday, 30 March 2008 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

Parting of the Ways was some unbelievably trite dross. Rose resolves every dilemma by TURNING INTO GOD. Biggest cop-out ending ever.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 March 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

Johnny: Start at about episode 10 of the first series.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 March 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

oh no deus ex machina in a sci-fi show oh no whole thing no longer believable oh no

blueski, Sunday, 30 March 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

^ ha @ this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 March 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

Don't skip "They Keep Killing Suzie". Good ep and important plot-wise.

Nhex, Sunday, 30 March 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

TS no longer believable vs not total shit

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 31 March 2008 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

S3 was way way way way better overall than S2. There isn't a single episode that's as painfully awful as "The Idiot's Lantern" in it, plus the Dalek two-parter ends pretty strongly. Add on to that some of the best stories told so far ("Blink", "Human Nature/Family of Blood", "42", "Gridlock") plus an way way way way hotter companion and $$$$$.

HI DERE, Monday, 31 March 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Rose resolves every dilemma by TURNING INTO GOD. Biggest cop-out ending ever.

TS: Heart-of-TARDIS Rose vs. Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor.

This is no question for me as I really, really disliked Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor.

reddening, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:02 (seventeen years ago)

Dan, apart from the physically painful Dalek ending I agree with everything you said. If this year is half as good it will pwn all television.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:04 (seventeen years ago)

Rose was an awesome introductory character but RTD was a little too convinced that she was, in fact, the greatest companion ever conceived, which in turn made her feel like she was being foisted on us. Martha, OTOH, was presented as "yeah, here's some chick who's kind of totally second-fiddle to Rose 'Awesome-O' Tyler only she kind of managed to save the world single-handedly without being a precious tit about it", which pretty much cemented her as awesome for me. Also they made very good use of the awkwardness of race in some of the places they travelled, something they really couldn't do with Rose.

I think Donna is going to end up being similarly awesome is "Runaway Bride" is anything to go by.

HI DERE, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

Definitely. And Donna has sufficient calls to provide a counterpoint to the Doctor's being-weird-all-the-time-ness.

Issues of race used cleverly with Martha, yeah, very. First chance they'd had, too, apart from Micky who didn't get a chance to do very much.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

calls = balls

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 31 March 2008 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

Still catching up. Just finished the 1st Martha ep.

kingfish, Monday, 31 March 2008 06:38 (seventeen years ago)

Take it all back about Torchwood being better - just watched this week's flashback one :-/

ailsa, Monday, 31 March 2008 07:36 (seventeen years ago)

^What you talking about, that was good! (I think I'm v fond of seeing Torchwoods from yesteryear, though the dominatrixes from that episode < Sapphire & Steel twosome from the 1910s)

DavidM, Monday, 31 March 2008 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

There's no way 'Gridlock' or '42' are anywhere near the best stories told so far, sorry Dan. I'm with you on 'Blink' and 'Family of Blood' though.

The best thing about S1 finale is just the enormous amount of wanton destruction, otherwise the preceding episode is better, with all the Daleks spinning around in space and rotating and Ecclescake's speech and everything.

Matt DC, Monday, 31 March 2008 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

It hurt in my head with trying to make continuity connections. I like the *idea* of past Torchwoods etc, but they don't all reconcile in my head. Where did Suzy fit in? What was Ianto doing with his dead girlfriend before he persuaded Jack to give him a job at Torchwood (and where did their sexual tension go throughout the whole first series)? How was Tosh cutting up alien pigs for the Ecclescake doctor in London as an employee of Cardiff Torchwood when there was a perfectly functioning Torchwood just down the road? And why, as an employee of Torchwood, set up against the Doctor, was she doing that anyway? When did it change function - Jack hadn't met the Doctor by that point, oh, OK, he had because it was in WWII, but not in the real-world timeline which I'm guessing we have to stick to since Jack has been arsing around Torchwood since the turn of the last century? Not even counting the fact that Tosh is not even the medical person in the team anyway! Too many brain-hurty things! Arrrgh.

(yes, Bad Wolf was way better than Parting of the Ways overall - top Lynda-with-a-Y action, bonkers use of TV shows, and THAT SPEECH, plus, yeah Daleks going all mad and flying all over the place which we hadn't had until that point)

ailsa, Monday, 31 March 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

Martha, OTOH, was presented as "yeah, here's some chick who's kind of totally second-fiddle to Rose 'Awesome-O' Tyler only she kind of managed to save the world single-handedly without being a precious tit about it", which pretty much cemented her as awesome for me.

Dan otm.

With S3, the only things I actively disliked were the daleks episodes and the Doctor as Tinkerbell ending. The rest was great, and I hope they can find some way to bring John Simm back as the Master.

Nicole, Monday, 31 March 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

ailsa: Jack first met the Doctor in WWII London, but after Parting of the Ways, his malfunctioning teleport thingy sent him back to the late 19th century (explained at the end of s3). So presumably there were two Jack Harknesses during WWII - immortal Jack in Cardiff, and rogue Time Agent Jack in London.

Torchwood changed function after the events of Doomsday - I'm guessing Ianto was hiding his girlfriend somewhere although how exactly he transported a half-cyberwoman from canary wharf to cardiff is a mystery.

The rest I can't answer but TW never made as much sense to me as Doctor Who anyway. Kind of don't care about the details as much.

Roz, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

Aye, I've just done a bit of reading up on the Captain Jack timeline thing - though surely three Jack Harknesses tootling around WWII if you include the one he took the name from?

ailsa, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

Oh yeah I forgot about him.

The one thing that did bother me was when Jack returned at the start of TW season 2 - it seemed like he had been gone for AGES but surely he had only been gone for just a few days? Martha travelled around for a year - but then when Jesus doctor fixed the TARDIS, time turned back a whole year to the start of the paradox right?

Roz, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

Ah, not-terribly-well-thought-through time travel stories, gotta love em.

chap, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

new thread in time: Doctor Who 2008: Sontarans cometh, RTD Ood 'ave 'im etc.

blueski, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

How was Tosh cutting up alien pigs for the Ecclescake doctor in London as an employee of Cardiff Torchwood when there was a perfectly functioning Torchwood just down the road? And why, as an employee of Torchwood, set up against the Doctor, was she doing that anyway?

And why was she all "OMG? A real space alien?" when she thought the pig thing wasn't from earth? I've been assuming she wasn't meant to be the same character (despite the name), which would explain why Torchwood Tosh isn't all that medical. But they seem to be hinting that she is, and with all the other retcon problems it looks like they just haven't bothered thinking anything through properly.

limón, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

Aye, I've just done a bit of reading up on the Captain Jack timeline thing - though surely three Jack Harknesses tootling around WWII if you include the one he took the name from?
In fact for one evening there must be 4, because of that TW episode where Jack and Tosh go back to WW2 and meet the 'real' Capt Jack.

James Morrison, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

RTD particularly hates nerdy canonising. He probably retcons everything just to make a point.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

You know, I don't know if I love or hate that in this show, they'll once in a while bring up the ol' "Oh no! we can't change the course of history! paradox etc!" chestnut, while in every other episode they are pretty much changing history.

I definitely agree with the whole Martha is awesome because she kicks ass and doesn't whine about it idea, which was part of what made that finale so great. She's already a Doctor! Definitely a good character to keep around.

As for the TW Ianto/Tosh flashback inconsistencies... yeah, I don't think they were really keeping much track. I didn't even realize Tosh was in DW. Still, maybe it's because of Lisa that Ianto pushes Jack away at first.. etc.. ah, who cares, "Fragments" was fun.

Nhex, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 08:40 (seventeen years ago)

The plot of most Doctor Who episodes, especially the historical ones, is usually "hang on a sec, this isn't supposed to be happening in the middle of [big historical event], something's wrong here", so usually there's something else already fiddling with history.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 08:46 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, most of the time they're fixing history, not messing with it. and i don't mind them changing history if it's consistent with the future - like the multiple time loops going on in "Blink" is what makes DW so great to watch because there's actually no inconsistency at all, timeline-wise. Steven Moffat = genius.

The inconsistencies on Torchwood are just lazy in comparison, but strangely enough, it's kind of what I like about it. also chocolate-loving pterodactyl.

Roz, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 09:12 (seventeen years ago)

Hey, they justified Tosh's pig-autopsy! Been really surprised and delighted with this series of Torchwood on the whole, and it cheered me up no end to see they hadn't just left that hanging.

ailsa, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

Heh, what a random throwaway line to justify cross-show continuity that maybe 5 people would have noticed. Great stuff, I loved TW this year. Given the lengths they went to keep everyone alive, I was pretty saddened at the ending.

About the Doctor Who changing history thing, though, I mean it seems even their regular day-to-day stuff is changing history. I.e. "New Earth", they show up and solve this murder mystery, clearly that's doing "good" but also changing history. That's the context of pretty much every episode, whenever/wherever they show up, they're not fighting time-altering villains most of the time, just aliens.

Nhex, Saturday, 5 April 2008 05:37 (seventeen years ago)

'they justified Tosh's pig-autopsy'

they did? i missed that. i know i noticed she was that bird.

did they justify her being the '6th spice girl' in Spice World too?

Alan, Saturday, 5 April 2008 09:21 (seventeen years ago)

About the Doctor Who changing history thing, though, I mean it seems even their regular day-to-day stuff is changing history. I.e. "New Earth", they show up and solve this murder mystery, clearly that's doing "good" but also changing history.

I think they get round it by having the changed history as the real history, the one the Doctor knows about. In New Earth the Doctor was talking about them having "the wrong technology" and curing things they weren't supposed to be curing yet. Although if he never changed history then it then it wouldn't be the wrong technology. Aaaargh, timetravel bollocks.

limón, Saturday, 5 April 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

When Tosh was talking to Owen when he was trapped they were reminiscing about how she'd once covered for him when he had a hangover and she had to go and autopsy a space-pig.

Aargh, have just missed start of nu-Who to post this!

ailsa, Saturday, 5 April 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

The only thing missing from that was the two goons with the guns walking into the blue oyster bar.

Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 5 April 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)


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