THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE SUM UP ILX CLUSTERFUCK THREADS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM.

Can someone do this for How is the rebel flag not a racist symbol? ?

'Boring troll makes 'controversial' statement, ILX indulges in mass yawn'

I was gonna post "Started by CaptainLorax" but MattDC made the point much less obliquely.

• The Death of Cinema pt. 94 [Started by That one guy that hit it and quit it, last updated 2 minutes ago] 153 new answers

3 img per post rule = my heart just isn't in it anymore.

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Knocked_Up/katherine_heigl_and_seth_rogen_in_universal_pictures__knocked_up_-_2007.jpg

http://monroelab.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Forbidden%20Planet-Dr-Morbius-loses-it.jpg

http://www.mchenrycountyblog.com/uploaded_images/Button-Bush-Map-2002-798909.jpg

lzy zing thrd:

http://www.bluehatseo.com/images/middle_finger_flame.jpg

LOL!

http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze27qdt/finger.jpg

LOL!

n/a = http://www.ehponline.org/docs/2005/113-2/crybaby.jpg

hahahahaha otm?

interspersed with lots of http://people.pwf.cam.ac.uk/iar1/kittens/yawn.jpg

Could someone explain why the Chris Benoit RIP thread keeps bobbing back up to the surface of ILX? I don't wanna look for myself.

the "lol WWE culture" zing crew is responsible for that

or "lol WWE" zing culture crew, rather

But, seriously guys: new information that keeps coming up on the case, like the results of Benoit's brain autopsy, the firing of King Booker, and (most recently) allegations that Randy Orton has tried to kill himself. It's moved on from Benoit to the current "WWE in crisis" steez.

I haven't opened the "don't tase me, bro" thread(s?), pls explain?

Jordan: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/09/20/1189881651002.html

it's a global sensation

also if you open that thread you get tased bro

ok thx

crush archetypes

ILXors not gettin laid

Presidential Campaign thread:

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE INEVITABILITY OF QUEEN HIL

Cheers DrM.

What's going on on the bottled water thread then?

plastic = bad; fluoride = bad; metal = possibly okay; Fiji = somewhere in Colorado

yuppies, giardia

Gabbneb inexplicably reluctant to drink out of douchebag.

^lolololol

dawkins thread plz

http://www.defco.org/images/south_park-homage_to_dawkins.jpg

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1013/1013press_cartman_and_otters.jpg

"I’m buggered if I like being portrayed as a cartoon character buggering a bald transvestite (sic). I wouldn’t have minded so much if only it had been in the service of some serious point, but if there was a serious point in there I couldn’t discern it. And then there’s the matter of the accent they gave me. Now, if only I could be offered a cameo role in The Simpsons, I could show that actor how to do a real British accent." -Dawkinsipoo

so what is the deal with luna? i never interacted (uhuhuhuh) with her, but what i'm getting is:

- posted "porn-quality" nude photos on ilx (damn wdyll is crazier than i thought)
- has been a bad bad girl/has been careless with a delicate ilxor(s)
- is maybe a faek?

i think the deal is that we should move on and not further entangle usselves in pointless rehashing and vituperation. it's distracting us from our LZCBC duties.

So why aren't they stalking her around the board harassing her? Let them handle their own shit. Do you seriously have no life or what?

-- Misery, Monday, October 15, 2007 7:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

awesome

Misery and kv_nol are total MVPs on that thread.

How's my "voice of reason" thing working out?

Although Tuomas's "maybe she just forgot five years of her kid's life" schtick is entertaining, and Starry Sarah has at least stopped posting in fucking babytalk for five minutes, so good work all round. **** 3/4 thread, needed more matwork for the extra quarter star.

If that's ILX Heaven then I don't think I wanna know what ILX Hell's like amirite?!

whatis?mvp

most violent player

nobody sees anything strange about "getting involved" with someone online, then leaving ilx when it doesn't work out, though?

i mean, write it down to experience/crazy chick and move on....

mvp is most valuable player?

massive victim 'plex

^^fake

xpost

xpost

but not

"maybe she forgot her son's exact age" is probably the highlight of that, but I like:

Fuck it, flame me all you want now, but if you can't behave on a barely human level here then there is something far, far worse wrong with you as a human fucking being than what you're accusing her of.

-- aldo, Monday, 15 October 2007 21:33 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

as well.

HE'S PROBABLY RIGHT THOUGH

If this is ILX Heaven then send me to ILX hell/ How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer etc etc etc

WHO IS THE REAL CRAZY PERSON, THE WOMAN, WITH A CONFUSINGLY AGED SON AND A STRING OF DECEPTIVE ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS, OR US, WITH OUR SARCASTIC MESSAGE BOARD POSTS AND SELF-SATISFACTION

which former ilxors did she burn?

blount seems like a pretty strong-minded guy on the whole.

Hahaha, I thought it was Blount that got sprung as well. That really would make this ILX's finest hour.

is it accepted that luna was a real person with deception issues, or a straight up headfucking troll?

You don't have to be crazy to post here etc

"Non-loc heaven" may overtake Chicago as most "popular" thread this month.

In the Navy, they teach you how to survive the world's deadliest situations, but they don't teach you how to cope with the most powerful weapon known to man: the heart.

Is this thread now the LBZC/shut-in aspie rube wing of that therad?

could things take a turn for the metaphysical and fling this thread into the very state it's criticising?? initial prognosis indeterminate. needs more partisan self-justification.

Prediction: Old Fart, doompatrol, T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧, modest mickey

people have really got to stop saying "LBZC"

ffs dom i kept on getting xposted and now you have beaten me to the punch by 3 seconds ;_;

Also, Ban Louis Jagger

the three seconds that can define a fighter's career

LBZC.com already registered as a domain name :-(

seriously, ban passantino now before it's too late. you people don't know what you're dealing with.

http://i17.tinypic.com/4xv52yu.gif "Leave Luna alone"

this thread is better than the noize board

it's distracting us from our LZCBC duties.

Jesus christ, dude.

people have really got to stop saying "LBZC"

-- That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007

^ this

duuuude u heard of irony

Ironic or not, it's still scrotum-clenchingly embarrasing.

^^^the work of a potential inductee

Pashmina is totally LBZC.

Dave TV did a list of the top 10 most LBZC people ever, and Pashmina was third.

just behind brian dowling

Ivan Zamorano was #1.

maggie thatcher was fifth, no credibility.

1. Ivan Zamorano
2. Brian Dowling
3. Pashmina
4. Jeremy Clarkson
5. Tiff Needel
6. Jean Pierre Papin
7. Mark Oaten MP
8. The Venerable Bede
9. Miss AMP
10. max r

this is almost grounds for a new santorum.jpg

It's the Photoshop that had to be made.

"Ban Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima"
http://www.wsoccer.com/players/z/zamorano_ivan/zamorano_ivan2.jpg

Remember when he had his shirt number as "1+8"? That shit was awesome.

A teeny bit before my time, but I gather he was one of the shrewder forwards in European football around the mid-late 90's.

Zamorano is maybe third to Schillachi and Stoichkov in my favourite footballers, possibly because he wasn't actually remotely skilled, but he was good at shouting and ruining around a lot, which tbh are two qualities I value in a footballer above all others.

8. The Venerable Bede

kudos.

ruining around

Spurs to thread

lol

Zamorano would have been an awesome member of the "Famous Five".

Ivan Zamorano = Dick
Robbie Savage = Anne
Donal MacIntyre = Julian
Patsy Kensit = Susan
Julian Clary = George

So where are the pics?

To restore the dignity, simplicity, and decorum this thread requires, I submit:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/0/9/90933f583d101119178c11734c013f8f.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/mickeysbee/orly.gif
http://edgarandallenpoe.com/peteandrepeat.jpg

can anyone direct me to the thread with the luna conspiracy, i am bored today and need something to entertain me for about 25 minutes

Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven

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Oh for fuck's sake.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/owangotang/UltimateWarrior.gif

???

1 chaki says luna is fake

2 luna leaves ilx in a huff

3 chaki w/some prodding reveals that luna has had internet romances w/a number of ilxors then been a no show when theyre supposed to finally meet in person

4 more details from chaki: shes posted fake pictures of herself and stalked chaki at his work

5 a number of long time ilx regulars are all lol of course shes fake duh

6 her friends get pissed

7 some truly strange clusterfucking ensues

jhøshea - nice summary; only wot's that "clusterfukkin" mean?

ask toumas

tuomas wouldnnae kno, now would'e?

toumas knows little of many things - but he does have his areas of expertises

hm;

the above summary is missing:

8. a puppy tries to bring reason and parity to the whole debacle and is totally OTM but is not heeded.

so your saying "a puppy trying and failing to bring reason and parity" isnt aptly covered by "some truly strange clusterfucking"

eh, yr right I'm splitting hairs.

Thank Jhoshea

6 her friends get pissed

Misery's friends get pissed! He was really going at her on that thread. Re-read it and imagine that you didn't know about Luna, though Chaki was doing a LOL FAKE TUOMAS thing, then witness vitriol on both sides. Anyway, enough.

^

Can someone explain to me ILE's newfound love with the ^ symbol? What do they signify? "I agree"? "Look at this post"? "He's so wrong"?

It's the new 8080.

it seems to vary- you have to gauge what the person posting ^ would normally think of the sentiments expressed in the previous post, and then double it, or something.

It was something that was mildly amusing until BIG HOOS caught onto it.

Okay. It just seems like a lazy way of commenting things, and often it's sorta unclear what the poster wants to say.

. . .

tuomas 8080

^ is the exponential symbol

6 her friends get pissed

Misery's friends get pissed! He was really going at her on that thread. Re-read it and imagine that you didn't know about Luna, though Chaki was doing a LOL FAKE TUOMAS thing, then witness vitriol on both sides. Anyway, enough.

-- kv_nol, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 4:49 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^this is aaaamaaaaaazing

:-( is the existential symbol

It was something that was mildly amusing until BIG HOOS caught onto it.

-- n/a, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 5:09 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^this

:/

^that

v this

i did it wrong

nice

Careful LJ, don't show him any fear...

my ankles, my precious ankles

^

i still don't know what 8080 means. could someone explain that?

when ilx 2 first debuted 8080 was always featured in the url - referring to the port it was using or something - which caused many people all sorts of connectivity problems - so some started using it sarcastically in the place of otm - i think it was ghost rider - it means otm

did cutty calling someone an aspie get everyone all riled up? plz help.

no

what's going on there?

Nothing, really.

that isn't what I meant

ghost rider not otm

it must be something if nabisco is up to posting paragraphs.

it's all jizz

It doesn't count as a clusterfuck until it tops 500 new answers.

it must be something if nabisco is up to posting paragraphs.

he posts paragraphs about EVERYTHING

THERE ARE RULES, PEOPLE.

xpost this is true

It would appear to be a case of crossed transatlantic lines again with lots of people shouting and no-one listening, and Nabisco feeling remorse for the fisting joke. And quite right too.

I didn't think the fisting joke was about Laurel at all, she just happened to be in the picture that was being referenced.

Could never reference that joke again, please? It makes me extremely uncomfortable and Nabisco has already apologized.

Dan, I am only not going to call you out here because I already emailed you. I swear to god.

clusterfuck indeed...

i seem to have missed the whole fisting thing. thank fuck. and i don't think this would be a very good time to ask: "hey, what was the fisting joke?" ... would it?

no

let it lie.

so has the thread been atop new answers all day cuz of said joke or cuz of aspies or...?

every thread these days is a clusterfuck

popularizations of quantum mechanics & string theory: c/d, s/d [Started by BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, last updated 19 seconds ago] 66 new answers

what a timely bump.

let's not bother w/ ilx

let go

jesus fucking christ

Are there any astrology people here who know whether Mercury's been in retrograde for the past week? If so, it could go a long way towards explaining the weirdness of ILX for the past couple of days, as well as bizarre failures in communication in my own life.

If confirmed, it would make me almost a true believer

traffic was unusually awful today, too

and i just got two letters from the tax department telling me i owe $1000 :(

it is truly a bad week

kortbein: can we talk about fisting again?
ethANP2 3: right so fisting
Dubplatestyle: who on ilx would you most like to fist?
IanAtBrown: we certainly can but you need to pick up the topic and run with it
ethANP2 3: emma or ramosi
a puppy: Wait, I know that one --
ethANP2 3: oh wait anthony
ethANP2 3: come on puppy we're on your turf now
ethANP2 3: do your thing
a puppy: Surprisingly, I don't think I actually want to fist anyone on ILX.
ethANP2 3: puppy you big puss
ReverieFilm: I don't want to fist anyone, ever.
Dubplatestyle: i want to fist steve reich.
kortbein: the minimalist composer, jess?
Dubplatestyle: sure why not?
a puppy: It's just no one on ILX seems particularly fistable.
Dubplatestyle: i want to phase-fist him.
ethANP2 3: i want to fist philip glass
kortbein: hahaha
ethANP2 3: or have some kind of relations with him
kortbein: make sure you get it on tape, he can use it later
Dubplatestyle: that means vibrate my hand real fast inside him.
Dubplatestyle: music for 18 fisticians.
ethANP2 3: do the ryu hadoken on him
a puppy: Or you could use either hand at varying intervals ...
a puppy: Until they sync up and you're using both.
ReverieFilm: also, me fisting someone would really hurt them
ethANP2 3: what if you put a theremin in someone's ass
ethANP2 3: and then fisted them
kortbein: their ass would make spooky noises while you fisted them, then
Dubplatestyle: "good vibrations."
ethANP2 3: HOORAY JESS

http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/j/justice~~~~_backtothe_101b.jpg

JESUS. I would like to note that the above AIM chat was from, like, 2002. It was then posted to a thread with my real name cut and pasted 8,000 times, which a relative later found when googling. And yes, as the one-time victim of bad fisting LOLs, I should know better than to take them lightly. P.S. Screw everyone.

P.P.S. I would ONCE AGAIN not mind having my name snipped out of there, and I'd appreciate if everyone would let it drop so I can continue to apologize to those bothered and the lame joke can die the quiet death it deserves.

trying to imagine the convo btwn nabisco and his relative

Dubplatestyle: music for 18 fisticians.

nothing like ethan pulling out a really long ass, 5 year old chat log to brighten up my workday.

Wow, what is the picture of the woman with her arms thrown out in front of a line of gunmen from? "pentagon.jpg"

I think I found it on the same site that had the iconic "flowers in the gun barrels" photo.

ethan's c&ping of nabisco's name on that thread is really funny though

Someone want to sum up "right to be fat?" Or is it:
fat people may or may not have other physical problems/things going on, everyone eats poorly esp. in America, hating on corn syrup lol fattey

???

right to be fat? = roundtable discussion involving fatteys in denial and a cyclist who waxes his entire body

I don't have the time to image search, but:

1. Troll starts thread
2. Stupid people respond to troll
3. stupid people respond to stupid people

seems like a likely scenario.

note: I have not actually read that thread.

xpost wait that sounds awesome and terrible

has "why americans so fattey fat" rule of constant argument been invoked yet?

Wow! He waxes it himself? Does he wax his own ballsack and taint? Does he wax his toehair?

fattey thread is:

- people are fat
- cutty is not
- cutty is sort of a jerk
- fatteys and ex-fatteys are super-sensitive
- tombot writes in CAPITALS about CORN SYRUP
- cutty eats semen

I'm totally cool w/my ex-fattey status!

More of a chubchubs than a fattey but still.

i was including myself in sensitive fattey/ex-fattey

i was butthurt but was vindicated by the revelation that cutty drinks some kind of semen-rice paste made of mystical "pure energy" whenever hes on his bike

That guy.

People of all kinds of people should not be jerks. Did he talk about his balzac being waxed?

im being mean he wasnt really being a "jerk" just sort of not particularly sensitive

Naw, I know you did not mean him, and if you did you cannot really fault a horse for its actions.

I have the worst driver's license, it's from when I weighed 190 lbs. and was high all the time – I figured if I was stoned for the DL picture cops who might pull me over would think I looked that way just naturally. It is embarrassing.

you cannot really fault a cuttyhorse for its actions.

i for one am picturing cuttyhorse on bike in my head and it's good

he has a good heart. and girl jeans.

I am definitely not sensitive about being an ex-fattey - in fact I was trying to say how counter-productive it is to be sensitive about being a fattey

So the thread is basically that stuff back & forth then?

every thread is basically stuff back and forth

*sighs* Chaki, I know that...

i'm not a jerk. hopefully my sentiments motivated someone to get off of their fat ass and do something.

it's not semen it's an energy gel
and i'm just the devil with love to spare
blowjoooob olympics
blowjoooob olympics

-- max, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:19 (Yesterday) Lin

NEA thread
http://www.sitevip.net/gifs/dinosaur/2377_animado.gif
http://www.sitevip.net/gifs/dinosaur/2391_animado.gif
http://www.sitevip.net/gifs/dinosaur/2377_animado.gif

Thos triceratops are SO CUET! :D

the triceratops is going "yap yap yap yap"
the tyrannosaurus is going "BLAAH BLAAH BLAHH"

actually the tyrannosaurus is going "well *I* started reading chapter books when i was FOUR"

I really thought I had the ILX clusterfuck thread sewn up for today :-(

lol chapter books.
http://sitomemoria.altervista.org/libri/libri_recensioni/the_three_investigators.jpg

indie sirens thread?

Ooh, skinny white chicks. Pardon me while I yawn so hard my jaw snaps out of place.

-- unperson, Monday, January 7, 2008 7:43 PM (Monday, January 7, 2008 7:43 PM) Bookmark Link

Yeah, well, I'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so the flowers of indie rock womanhood look decidedly dingy and drab to me, and always have. The indie world's concept of sexy is very closely related to its concept of "rock": limp, non-threatening, far more interested in talking than fucking.

-- unperson, Monday, January 7, 2008 7:51 PM (Monday, January 7, 2008 7:51 PM)

^^^^all you need to know.

haha i saw that in o_O thread. im just wondering what has sustained it for 215 posts.

I don't got time to read that shit.

another maniacal Armond White review, this time "Fahrenheit 9/11"

EVERYBODY LISTS THEIR COEN BROS' FILMS BEST-TO-WORST SPECTRUM, AGAIN

ooh, I need to go check that out

What I want to know is why it is posted on a Fahrenheit 9/11 thread. ???

i'm enjoying that thread! it's people talking about movies.

save for the triangular bracketing

EVERYBODY LISTS THEIR COEN BROS' FILMS BEST-TO-WORST SPECTRUM, AGAIN

This has happened on every Coen-referencing thread in the history of message boards, what else is new.

Primaries Thread: GABBNEB AS A LIFESTYLE

Primaries: Gabbneb as a lifestyle, Morbius is still a principled old left cranky, and Daria sings "one is the loneliest number"

look at my lawn, get off my lawn, why wont anyone pay attention to my lawn

yes, won't you look at my lawn, jawn

Morbius is still a principled old left cranky unabomber libertarian

I wouldn't have gone to the college of my choice without federal grant largesse, so eat shit, fuckface.

Primaries Thread: Symmetry required gabbneb to start this.

Daria sings "one is the loneliest number"

lol

aw

I wouldn't have gone to the college of my choice without federal grant largesse, so eat shit, fuckface.

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, February 7, 2008 7:39 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

how was med school, anyway?

white person thread

ppl arguing whether it's funny and it turned into...?

Some people: This isn't funny, it's mean! And CONSERVATIVE!
Other people (mostly non-white): Actually some of this is kind of funny.
Some people: NO IT'S NOT!
TOM: I HATE PEOPLE

i.e. every ILX thread ever

thx guys

i cazalled this shit in post #2

yeah you basically did

white person thread = a bunch of white people get really uptight over nothing in order to prove that stereotypes of white people are false

That's every thread here!

you forgot the most important part of that thread: expensive sandwiches.

ok the "cute" thread.

i'm going to guess at:

- omg oh noes CUET like a little boy or a CAT or somesuch!>111!?

surely it should have turned out:

guys with confidence who want to get laid: THE WORST

guys who are just happy to be acknowledged by the opposite sex: SWEET!! I LUVS YOU!

^^^ Talk that is real.

sounds like a lot of rly insecure dudes to me.

or combining the boys/luvs reaction:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-excited-proposal-cat.jpg

created by ilxor alum(?) jeanne fury

big fat capital LOL @ the idea that guys w/ confidence would feel bad about being called "cute"

yeah wtf

plz explains: TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF

http://www.starfish.govt.nz/shared-graphics-for-download/fisher-guy-th.gif http://www.starfish.govt.nz/shared-graphics-for-download/paua-thief-th.gif

Yeah, pretty much.

Also:

http://www.ols.vectranet.pl/~inf/avatarz/alizee150.gif

And:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/misc/coolest-est.jpg

hidden thread debate

iwasneverbreastfed.jpg
lolwhogivesafuck.jpg
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NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY 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RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANGFIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF YOU JUST NIPSIED FOUR PROM QUEENS, YOU'RE EVIL, YOU ENJOY NIPSY RUSSELLS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN BECAUSE OF THE WANG.jpg

OH COME ON YOU ALL SAW THAT ONE COMING

you are costing me my house

Me too :-( plus it's fucking annoying

DEAL

what the shitting tittyfuck is going on here

man people take this board way too seriously.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:06 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

-- sleep, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:07 AM (Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:07 AM) Bookmark Link

no shit. woke up to some ilx craziness today

me too. my coffee hasn't even kicked in yet.

that only fractionally explains it but we can start there

xxpost

What is going on?

this is why hot ladies should be avoided at all costs

xp

In the midst of some tensions as a result of Gershy's controversial permaban, Chaki had a spectacular drunken flameout where he rained down curses on Tom and others.

Also LJ is back and Luriqua has promised to use Ask Chaki as his blog in Chaki's absence.

He did all this while there was a hot chick waiting in his bed.

xp

In one of the most graphic and bizarre events ever to unfold on a Los Angeles freeway, a man with a gripe against HMOs parked his pickup truck on a busy freeway intersection Thursday afternoon, set it ablaze and then committed suicide--on live television--creating a nightmarish, miles-long traffic jam during the evening commute.

Ah, I see. Thank you.

what the shitting tittyfuck is going on here

meta: n. ILX-speak for "things that happen while I'm asleep"

People who get a degree in minding other people's business?

Knowledge kicked, heads shook

your favorite films of the decade (so far) redux

^^^is this just dudes listing films, or is there a hissyfit flail out in the middle of it?

not yet, really

Theo Parrish thread can be summed up by the ultimate Pipecock quote:

Your lack of understanding is great.

Theo Parrish thread can be summed up by the ultimate Pipecock quote:

Your lack of understanding is great.

-- Neil S, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:00 (Yesterday) Link

Just coming to ask about that one in the hope that there might be a simplified picture version.

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osama_thumbs_up.jpg

i was didn't have internet this week, is it worth skimming thousands of election posts for anything besides general jubilation?

Obama won!

i think so maybe, at least the last one, which was moving so fast election night that it's probably the most frantic record of anything ever, but maybe exciting in a vicarious way to read now, esp knowing the outcome. the avg length of posts from that night is like eight letters. it will end up in the smithsonian.

it will probably end up in the smithsonian i should say

i was didn't

age differences?

women be shoppin

srsly? lol

"it's weird to date someone considerably younger than you!"
"what does weird even mean?"
"we call it weird because of evidence!"
"what!"
"what!"

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http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/10/robot-security.jpg
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JOHN JUSTEN FOR PRESIDETN

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this thread is about you wanting to sleep wtih courtney cox?

those ribs have been smashed

she's really skinny i can see how that would happen easily

all my friends are bbq ribs

fwiw

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otm

never gonna post on that thread again btw

cosign

which thread is that

oh the oscars one? yeah never even opened it

im gonna post on it, and enjoy it

;)

i enjoy feeling like a batman fanboy about dark knight dont need challops from morbs & ethan making me *roll my damn eyes*

It's not the Oscars thread, it's the "what criteria do you use for judging actors?" one

PS Dark Knight sux

the star trek thread has unexpectedly redeemed my faith in ilx

best thing is that acting clusterfuk is nabisco's, "this thread is about to get great, isn't it?"

haha yeah

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URATO-MANNNNNNNNNN

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484 new answers? Really?

not a clusterfuck really

id clusterfuck... oh you get it

angie looks so disappointed in us

she's just disappointed that whiney's gf doesn't know who she is

Who's Whiney's gf, Marquis Cooper?

sb threads?

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http://englishrussia.com/images/soviet_photoshop/6.jpg

http://www.myedgesoftware.com/images/girl-crying.jpg

haha thx!

dilla thread?

pipecock, pipecock, pipecock
pipecock & [Name Suppressed] slash fiction
more pipecock
[Name Suppressed] complains about his real name being used in slash fiction
some arguing about intent of slash fiction poster
suicide

Might have been a brief discussion about Dilla and his merits somewhere in there too.

no, there wasnt

It was so brief you missed it.

Maybe someone just thought about it and then didn't post.

the brief discussion of dilla and his merits somewhere in there changed my life

^^^ currently wearing that tshirt

can someone tell me what the 'kings of research' threads are about?

Tuomas

nerds

Just a bunch of know-it-alls showing how clever they are with their big huge branes.
(not that I'm bitter about getting kicked out in the first round or anything).

ffs people sacha baron-cohen is prankin' to a moderately amusing degree now care deeply about real stuff

It's July 2009, and Obama "has broken more campaign promises on Iraq than in any other area":

A certain president will always be better than GWB and unworthy of criticism

nice reading comprehension skillz bro

It's July 2009, and Obama "has broken more campaign promises on Iraq than in any other area":

Dr Morbius isn't a real doctor and has too much time on his hands.

announcing you are going to stfu doesn't mean you won't keep at it on another thread. that's almost... clintonian

it depends how much of a Mother Superior you are, Sister Goole

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Food Wars: Mexican Food v. Italian Food

^^^ Please explain what happened here

british

(well not strictly true, really british vs american yet again)

I find it hard to believe british people know enough about Mexican food to be able to make any sort of informed determination on that poll. Although I imagine that's what the fight's about.

actually the issue is that americans are being ignorant of italian food

give it up

I find it hard to believe british people know enough about Mexican food to be able to make any sort of informed determination on that poll.

most of us, you know, have passports?

lol also the issue is that OMG I NEED A TACO RIGHT NOW

spotted dick taco

are we trying to sum up that thread, or recreate it?

we're offering affectionate, facetious homage

"most of us, you know, have passports?"

Eating something once or twice while on vacation in Cancun isn't exactly what I was thinking.

"actually the issue is that americans are being ignorant of italian food"

Somehow I doubt that.

hmm... who will sum up this thread and where?

There's a lot of mediocre Italian-American food but I think most Americans have a relatively good idea what Italian (or at least Neapolitan and Tuscan) food is and probably better than what most British people know of Mexcian. That said, I don't think most Americans are particularly well exposed to much Mexican food, either.

HEY QUIT CLUSTERFUCKING UP MY CLUSTERFUCK THREAD

Eating something once or twice while on vacation in Cancun isn't exactly what I was thinking.

No Britishes have ever been to America and eaten where Americans eat. The end.

she admits it!

Ailsa otm. (could equally well sum up this one and t'other)

That's When I Reach for My SB Button: redundancy and mob rule taste great together

That's When I Reach for My SB Button: people who act like jerks sometimes experience negative consequences.

bitter

Apocalypse Now, speeding tickets at Indy 500 etc

Everyone else's a jerk too, Morbs, they just persecuted poor lil' ol' you (and gabbneb and ethan and Armond White and Paul Haggis.) Keep telling yourself that.

I have my own stuff to tell myself, thx

lol

love this guy

Maybe we need a new clusterfuck thread summary thread ...

What the fuck could possibly be going on in here for 900 posts?

where does this idea that you'll never have sex or be in a relationship OR be randomly fancied again come from?

civil conversation (SHOCK GASP)

Really thought we'd bumped this for a certain ILM thread

i can kiss of death any thread that becomes too troublesome

Can you go on the Mad Men thread, then?

mad men thread: more tittays less everything else

i think it is more like:

bee 1: mad men is racist, sexist, misogynist, and awful!
bee 2: u mad!
repeat x 350

http://www.directorsnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/evilbee.jpg

racist, sexist, misogynist,awful, house, music

MAD MEN: we love hyped TV

ok dude I am pretty surprised if you don't like mad men, it seems like everything you'd like in a directorial style

how many eps have you watched morbs? 3?

morbs, i'm betting $5 you haven't even watched the show let alone read the thread

for this thread, laurel will be playing the role of dr. morbius

as I said on the MM thread, I saw an episode last year and this week's. It's entirely possible I caught 2 "off" shows, but that's not how I'd bet. J0hn, I would describe the visual style as freeze-dried (probably a '70s phrase).

(ad phrase, instant coffee)

I have my own stuff to tell myself, thx

― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, August 10, 2009 7:02 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Good news is if you run out Dennis Perrin can top you off.

as I said on the MM thread, I saw an episode last year and this week's. It's entirely possible I caught 2 "off" shows, but that's not how I'd bet.

saw the first 5 minutes of 2001 and turned it off because it wasn't going to improve on Gorillas in the Mist was it?

eh morbs i have no idea if youd love mad men or what - but if u ever seriously want to give it a shot start for the beginning and watch at least 3 eps - thats how its meant to be enjoyed

As Pauline Kael said walking out of a movie, "Life's too short"

she's dead

she sends her regards

It's like she was a prophet.

wait so who thinks mad men is racist, and why? just briefly, i don't care that much.

melissa w, because there are no characters of color with substantial lines/story lines.

thanks

to be fair, she didn't say it was racist (ctrl-f 'racist'), she said it is:

"deathly afraid of confronting race or even depicting its characters as racist"

at which point a dozen other people went "omg ur calling our favorite show racist hrhrhbrblrhrlrhjh"

"jeez, not everything is racist, guys"

hahaha why didn't anyone just say "the first episode shows rather strongly that it isn't afraid to make its characters appear racist" and leave it at that

i'm actually amazed at the lack of thatsracist.gif

would be great if that were a little pop-up feature in their dvds.

are today's 400 posts more of the same?

special guest appearance by edith wharton

US politics: Can someone continue summarising what's going on with the GOP?:

Really, no need to discuss substance ever ever ever.

You certainly prove that time and again round here, doncha?

Morbs y'know that's a politics thread where we mostly discuss political strategy, image, that sort of thing.

If you wanna start a Policy Details and Substance Only thread or something that tries from the outset not to get derailed by the political story of the hour I'm completely down for that, suspect a few others would be as well.

News you may have missed: I have washed my hands of politics threads.

you lie!

I washed my hands of Dr Morbius posts. No wait here I am talking about one, I'm full of shit! You see how that works?

politics has no substance duh next question

the question is will Morbs become like Lady MacBeth ... the handwashing becoming a neurosis.

Uhh Kanya vs. Taylor thread? Do I bother?

hey I'mma let you finish but Dave Matthews Band had one of the best ILM threads ever started about them

If it's really 538 posts exclusively of takes on that meme I would totally read just because I can't afford drugs.

T/S THE SMITHS VS. BELLE AND SEBASTIAN:

http://hiphopisland.com/Got2know/Bloods%20and%20Crips/BloodZnCripZ.png

This poll is the only conceivable context where a threat to try beating someone up makes sense.

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, October 1, 2009 8:15 PM (28 minutes ago)

(try underlined in orig)

that thread isn't long enough to be a clusterfuck thread

How is this not a revival for the Roman Polanski thread.

Yeah, someone sum that one up, please, ideally with animated .gifs

Cuz I think everyone understands what the clusterfuck there is.

Alex, you're taking the fun out of this thread.

Ned, so OTM

i stopped reading the roman polanski thread... who's for him, who's against him

for- woody allen
against- dakota fanning

what's happening on the pfork end of decade list thread. no way i'm wading through 3070 messages.

P2K's list is objectively wrong because (a) it isn't "surprising" enough and (b) it doesn't mirror the personal Top 200 of every individual posting to the thread.

so my instinct to not read it is correct?

Wise man.

there's not much worth reading by the people actually posting in the thread, no. go ahead and read the actual list if you like

also if u load all messages a will smith song will play

Meh. There's a lot of interesting posts there. But you've got to dig down into the thread for it.

OTOH, you get to hear that cool Will Smith song over-and-over again if you open the whole thread.

Ahhhhh . . . k3vin got to the Will Smith line first. Kids today, so fast on the keyboard.

What's going on in the Anthony Bourdain thread?

http://www.thehightea.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Cupcakes-Kickass-Cupcakes.JPG

we're talking about cupcakes.

100+ posts about cupcakes?

you must be new

sometimes feigning ignorance is more fun.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, August 17, 2009 5:55 PM (1 month ago)

can we have like a 400 new answers minimum before you can post here?

considering someone already lowered the bar by posting that Smiths vs. Belle and Sebastian thread, I feel that I'm perfectly within my rights to post the Anthony Bourdain thread here.

xpost -- Threads or posters?

i'd be fine with requiring a minimum of new posts for a thread to qualify as a clusterfuck.

you must be new here man

cupcakes the best, man

^^^ lost Kanye lyric

awesome.

threads which contain lines such as, "Agreed. I'm framing this specifically WR2 the mid and late 20th century. Seems like whatever was going on prior to the 40s was so profoundly disrupted by the Great Depression and WWII that it almost ceased to exist, culturally." are threads i choose to hereafter avoid.

lmao

at least it's not discussing the Pitchfork top 20 albums.

Before anone asks the question about the $260 thread.

Tuomas says it's OK for some people to shoplift because of social issues.
Tuomas says everyone should get paid the same wage irrespective of social issues and amount of work done, but people who are better educated shouldn't have to work as hard (and in the original post which states that says it's OK to hire women to work harder than you as long as you don't pay them less).
Everyone else on ILX says WTF.

"anyone"

thank u for giving me an incentive to read thread

aldo, u 4get dan's poorapult.

not even gonna read the "annoying fads" thread but i'm gonna assume it consists of un-self-aware olds complaining about hipsters and twitter

14) complaining abt hipsters

+ coffee argument + kibbitzing

Can someone run down the F2K thred on ILE?

Idolator's F2K

Whiney gets banned and starts a piece with Maura about the worst songs of the decade. The songs and their commentary trickle out of Idolator, and people talk about those songs, a few people say, Hey I kind of like that, and other people argue about what a list of the worst songs of the decade should look like (as in, should they be really, really bad, or should there be a few sacred cows in the mix, &c.).

Then Idolator changes personnel, like, completely? and it becomes about how bad the new editors/contributors are, a few people dig up everything they can about these people's identities and work histories, and then Whiney comes back. Lots of Idolator gossip.

Idolator went the way of Sassy magazine then?

I guess so. It always seemed to toy around with this page six editorial style, but now it's supposed to be hardly dressed press releases.

thankin u

xp - in that it totally replaced all its staff and became more "mainstream" - oh and thank you for the summary, the only thing that makes it less than 100% perfect is the absence of animated gifs

The picture thing seems to say, "This thread doesn't deserve words to describe it," but it really says, "I spent way longer finding the appropriate images and putting them up on my image hosting account than I would have giving you a written summary."

but it really says, "I spent way longer finding the appropriate images and putting them up on my image hosting account than I would have giving you a written summary."

i think that's what i like about it - that degree of dedication

it's kinda like haiku

aporia, yo

that was a perfectly good summary - and now i feel guilty for demanding too much

no see pictures are funnier

there really is an art to it

gif is a picture who moves

A gif is a victim you are sure of.
You love it because it pulls
gentle enough to call you master,
strong enough to call you fool;
because it lives
like a desperate trained falcon
in the high sweet air,
and you can always haul it down
to tame it in your
image hosting service.

please c&p that to w.a.t board!

of all the threads to derail like this u_u

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE SUM UP THE THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE SUM UP ILX CLUSTERFUCK THREADS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM THREAD SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM

^^ Ha! point taken.

that brings a tear to my eye bamcquern

the tribute to the gif, that is

request:

itt a strange man asks if you saw the ass on that one

a strange man asks if you saw the ass on that one

ftr I did not but would have liked to

^ sexist

oh boy

I MEAN GIRL

; )

PBX NY X-SH CHED Y

oh youth

it's pat

I really cannot make it through more than like 10 posts of that strange man thread without cringing and closing the tab

If I have learned one thing from ilx, it's to avoid threads that have anything to do with ass.

I'm gonna make this request again

i've read it from start to finish and i still have no idea

act 1:

lolz, those weird dudes
well sometimes those girls are slammin
yeah this happens to me sometimes
poll results

act 2:

laurel: sometimes this happens and it creeps me out. it's like (comparison to racism)
other ilx girls: yeah tru
some ilx guys: yeah it's kinda creepy and weird
other ilx guys: yeah tru, if you see if from a female perspective
other ilx guys: i do this.
contenderizer: why do you want to control my thoughts??? a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. ilx is doomed.

act 3:

laurel: (more about being creeped out)
hi dere: wait a second...what did you say?
laurel: sorry
hi dere: it's cool
contenderizer: i'm not a pervert and i'm tired of being made to feel like one
deej and max: we never said anything like that.
contenderizer: hi dere is a puritan
hi dere: Do you stick your penis up your ass when you twist it around and see how far up your back it reaches? (started by her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE) on board I Love Everything on Jul 8, 2009)
jaymc: sometimes i think...i could have killed someone

fin

oh my god

I am going to hurt myself laughing here

that is like the best ilx post of this year imo

Yup.

altho constantly putting laurel's parts in parentheses is implying her views were inferior and is therefore ^sexist imo :(

you're thinking of inverted commas

in defence to k3vin, he isn't, altho his point is spurious at best

anyway that is godlike from gear and tbh there's nothing else to say about it

o man just tried to read it and its so long

in defence to k3vin, he isn't,

??

i mean did u see the length on that thread

omg omar I owe you a drink

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jim what are you saying

bad joke, ignore me

i love me some jewass.

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masculinity thread pls

not a clusterfuck; has however become quite boring

ok now ass on tht one thread pls

more plastercaulk than clusterfuck amirite

i think that got summed up upthread?

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE SUM UP ILX CLUSTERFUCK THREADS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM.

start here and read down thru omar's post

pls sum up this thread then

(joeks thx will view prev page)

there was this bottle opener ...

looooooooooooooooolllll at omar's post

masculinity thread pls

― cozwn, Thursday, December 10, 2009 1:10 PM (1 hour ago)

seconding this request

more plastercaulk than clusterfuck amirite

― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 18:13 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

nothing really weird--at the moment it is mostly about "skills" (changing tires, building stuff) and if you should be expected to know them or not.

so it's just dudes talking about what it means to be a dude?

more about things listing skills that "dudes should know" being marketed to dudes, and the actual usefulness or even relevance of much of those skills.

slightly more self-aware than that. but that doesnt make it less boring xp

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42013000/jpg/_42013688_horizongetty416.jpg

act 1:

lolz, those weird dudes
well sometimes those girls are slammin
yeah this happens to me sometimes
poll results

act 2:

laurel: sometimes this happens and it creeps me out. it's like (comparison to racism)
other ilx girls: yeah tru
some ilx guys: yeah it's kinda creepy and weird
other ilx guys: yeah tru, if you see if from a female perspective
other ilx guys: i do this.
contenderizer: why do you want to control my thoughts??? a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. ilx is doomed.

act 3:

laurel: (more about being creeped out)
hi dere: wait a second...what did you say?
laurel: sorry
hi dere: it's cool
contenderizer: i'm not a pervert and i'm tired of being made to feel like one
deej and max: we never said anything like that.
contenderizer: hi dere is a puritan
hi dere: Do you stick your penis up your ass when you twist it around and see how far up your back it reaches? (started by her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE) on board I Love Everything on Jul 8, 2009)
jaymc: sometimes i think...i could have killed someone

fin

― omar little, Thursday, December 3, 2009 9:53 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

amezing amezing amezing amezing amezing

lol, though eep.

metal thread on ILM?

hipsters

i refer you to my above post

kinda like this:
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/united_artists/invasion_of_the_body_snatchers/donald_sutherland/invasion1.jpg

Why are there over 600 posts on the "hipness" of doom and black metal?

because a strange man asked if you've seen the ass on that one ...

What's going on w/ Conan-Leno?

http://news.google.ca/news?hl=en&source=hp&q=conan%20jay&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wn

not really a clusterfuck

STYLUS thread is, sorta

^^
music journalists disagree about pretty much everything. Kid A is so not the album of the decade, even though we keep saying it is on all these damn polls & lists.

ehh its not really clusterfuck-y. it is occasionally boring.

random ppl: "hey maybe music writers have a few biases"
defensive bros: "no we dont, why am i not allowed to not listen to what i dont want to listen to, get out of my head"
thelex: "u are the devil"
tim f: "chill yall [says long otm things]"

you forgot:

deej: "dude be real [says shorter otm things]"

A disturbing proportion of my favourite threads are at least partially clusterfucked.

lol deej

I've been reading the stylus thread from the beginning and I don't even know what it's about

feel like I'm missing out on some backstory w/r/t p4k threads from not having read ilm these past two years

VW thread so infuriating

nah it was good when ice crm was telling us where the best titty bars r in the hamptons

Vampire Weekend; Arctic Monkeys of 2008? 780 743 20 17

it is basically all my fault that this has happened - sorry

eh - I photoshopped some edgy WASPy signifiers on a picture of hot chicks and entertained myself for about 25 minutes doing so, so I'm not really complaining.

really can't believe people care so much about late night tv

i find the hostility between the hosts fascinating.

also, it's also like the endless culture wars fight: "elitist east/west coast" v. "middle america."

xp - considering how many people posted to the socks in bed thread?

watching late night tv while wearing socks in bed: c/d?

I have to admit that other than "jay leno has a lol hueg chin and drives lots of sports cars" and the triumph the insult dog meme being popular a few years ago, both of these guys have consistently been under my cultural radar

xps well it (vampire weekend) began with outspoken brit contingent as the sparkplug but has now gone somewhere i cannot comprehend or can be bothered to read

i mean, did people really care about the socks in bed issue, or were y'all just really bored?

prob salts her food pre tasting^

ice cr?m, how did you know?

what's going on in the vw thread, anyway? (for the past few hours i mean)

has it really come down to "vw's lyrics are inane, compared to a bunch of bubblegum pop artists?" and "vw uses a lot of distasteful upper middle-class signifiers"? (not even sure of what the last one means, so i guess i need a debriefing)

I think it's something like "VW are consciously using these class signifiers to troll you and as long as you recognize that you're being trolled it's okay to listen to and like their music"

some of us were saying that VW is not really using as many class signifiers as everyone says they are

I don't understand how horchata is a class signifier.

well sarahel do you want to talk about vampire weekend? we have a thread for that.

i'd rather not, but thanks for the invite, dude!

just wondering, because when you said that thing about horchata, it seemed like you might have an opinion about vampire weekend

i'm sure there are a lot of people with opinions about horchata that don't know who the fuck vampire weekend are.

horchata reminds me of how my friends in nyc are all of a sudden into 'churros' and will spend inordinate amounts of time in brooklyn looking for churro ladies

this connection would further be strengthened if 'balaclava' was actually the turkish dessert 'baklava' I thought it was at first

ha! at first, i thought vw was singing "clam chowda" instead of "horchata."

baklava is Greek, and my ya-ya's baklava kicks vampire weekend's ass.

baklava >>>>> horchata >>>>>> vampire weekend

really can't believe people care so much about late night tv

― cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Monday, January 18, 2010 7:22 PM

baklava isn't necessarily greek

it is fucking amazing tho

Beavis and Butthead loved horchata so maybe VW are slumming that way.

i really care about socks in bed but a thread isn't a clusterfuck if only 5 people care about it
don't care about vampire weekend though

baklava is more middle-eastern than Greek - its spiritual home is probably a joint claim between Turkey and Cyprus - anyway it is fucking immense, but then I would say that

please post that on the vampire weekend thread.

i have posted enough there - everyone has - ilx has

would visit a clam joint btwn turkey & cyprus tbh

you mean one, in the sea, where you would drown

oh, and

really can't believe people care so much about late night tv

― cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Monday, January 18, 2010 7:22 PM

― tehresa, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 03:53 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

well you're british tbf so no one cares if you care abt late night tv

i am an excellent swimmer, but i must admit i'm not that fond of clams so i will pass on the midsea food fair i think

k3vin your sn is going to ruin searches for excellent Fall keyboardist Julia Nagle

repent plz

i'd look psychotic in a baklava

xxxp Who?

http://bfox.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/tommaso_ausili_slaughterhouse06.jpg

thread?

that thread had me rollin' from "some pigs never get to make a record!" onwards

mcutt was amazing in that thread

wtf 500+ posts on j.newsom

poop jokes

http://lafinjack.net/images/random/unicorn_poop.gif

ok im curious too - why does it say rip blogs now

because blogs died in that thread ;_;

it was sad because they were there a minute ago and then they just died :(

it was lung-collapsingly beautiful

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1960 of them) - did blog lungs collapse under the weight of all these posts

they didn't have a reaction to her whinny-ing voice medieval-Cali-pop song style, and it became obvious that their cords were unplugged

ilx seems to be having a reaction, of some as yet unexplained sort

http://uashome.alaska.edu/~dfgriffin/website/outbreak2.jpg

basically some blogger said Pitchfork was dead because they only convinced 7000 ppl to buy Joanna Newsom's album, then blogs themselves revealed that they were dead due to the horrendously over-florid purple prose they wrote about the album in a misguided attempt to downplay their massive boners

cue riffing

oh no blogs died from boners

they live on in my heart (not the boners but the blogs who died ;_;)

ilx: riffin on blog boners since 2001

My one regret is... that I have... boneitis.

Once the Inevitable 90s Revival occurs which genre will be the most influetial or popular? plz?