How To Tell If You're A Liberal

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You think sexual harassment is rampant, date rape pervasive, domestic violence common and Paula Jones is lying. You hate Hillary jokes.

You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice. You think trees have feelings, animals can conceptualize and the fetus is a blob of protoplasm.

You are convinced that Frank Capra films and Norman Rockwell paintings are lies and distortions but "Platoon," "Dances with Wolves" and "Thelma and Louise" are realistic. You thought Walt Disney was saccharine sweet and terminally cutesy-pie - until it made "Pocahontas."

You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority, while sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are values-neutral.

You agonize over threats to the natural environment (acid rain, toxic waste) but are oblivious to threats to the social environment (pornography, promiscuity, and family dissolution).

You want to legalize cocaine and outlaw handguns. You think cops are pigs and criminals are products of their environment. You believe the National Rifle Association helps criminals while the American Civil Liberties Union protects the innocent.

You think Rush Limbaugh is responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing but are outraged by suggestions that Ted Kaczynski (the suspected Unabomber) and Al Gore have anything in common.

Jesse Jackson makes sense to you. Barbra Streisand makes even more sense. You think Herblock cartoons are funny and Janet Reno is totally hot.

You believe corporate profits are obscene but government spending is too low and the American people are undertaxed. You think deficits are caused by tax loopholes.

You think marriage is obsolete - except for homosexuals. You believe homosexuality is genetically determined, but fascism and spouse abuse aren't. You think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.

You considers the Catholic bishops noble and idealistic when they oppose capital punishment and welfare cuts but dangerous fanatics trying to legislate their theology when they defend the right to life.

You are convinced that proponents of welfare reform hate the poor and opponents of affirmative action hate minorities, but AIDS activists who bash the pope and People for the American Way types who go psycho over Protestant "fundamentalists" are guardians of democracy.

You attribute every minority problem to entrenched, institutional racism and the legacies of slavery and segregation. You think the black middle class is a myth created by Newt Gingrich.

You view race riots as justifiable expressions of rage over injustice and fail to see the similarities between a black mob burning a Korean store and a white mob in the Jim Crow era lynching a black man.

You don't understand all of the whining about affirmative action and are more than willing to sacrifice someone else's employment or education opportunity to assuage your guilt.

You marched against American involvement in Vietnam, thought the Gulf war was unnecessary but believe 25,000 U.S. troops in Bosnia are vital to our national interests.

You see no correlation between welfare and the rise of illegitimacy, judicial leniency and surging crime rates, or addiction and an entertainment industry that glorifies drug abuse. But you believe Richard Nixon is responsible for everything horrible that's happened in the past quarter-century.

You think those child-abusing, religious fanatics at Waco had it coming but the illegal immigrants roughed up by California deputies --after leading them on a high-speed chase-- are the victims of the decade.

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

paging Phil Ochs

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

You are convinced that Frank Capra films and Norman Rockwell paintings are lies and distortions but "Platoon," "Dances with Wolves" and "Thelma and Louise" are realistic.

really?

Alan, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority, while sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are values-neutral.

looking forward to when conservatives move from arguing 'environmentalism is a religion' to 'sex education is a religion'

deej, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

Jeez, how old was this email anyway?

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

never mind my post, i suppose they already do

deej, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

wait, conservatives think fascism and spouse [sic] abuse are genetic?

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

half of it's bullshit.

the next grozart, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

i think the real challenge here is to make more WTF of these

You attribute AIDS to the spread of HIV, but can't understand the link between the size of a tree and the number of rings when you cut through it. YOU IDIOT

Alan, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

How to tell if you're a conservative:

You find tweaking liberals far more interesting than actually discussing the issues you supposedly give a shit about.

libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

Jesse Jackson makes sense to you. Angela Davis makes even more sense. You think Stalinist propaganda is funny and Ted Kenned is totally hot.

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

You want to legalize AIDS and outlaw The Bible. You think nuns are pigs and rapists are innocent. You believe members of the National Rifle Association should be executed while members of the American Civil Liberties Union should be fellated by 10 year olds.

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

You drive courteously enough that you don't accidentally kill bystanders, yet insist on wearing trousers instead of a protective metal oversuit! LIKE THE BUFFOON YOU ARE

Alan, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

You are convinced that proponents of Christian charity hate the poor and opponents of murder hate minorities, but Jeffrey Dahmer and AIDS activists who burn down churches are guardians of democracy.

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

You marched against American involvement in World War 2, thought the Gulf war was unnecessary but believe the Tuskegee experiment was vital to our national interests.

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

I like how somebody feels the need to add another bit after every forward. It's not until the Bosnia line that anything happens after '96/'97, and there's no Monica ref.

And that herblock cartoons thing, which i didn't get:

http://www.loc.gov/rr/print/swann/herblock/

kingfish, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

OMG you could make a random "you know you're a liberal when..." generator out of these.

Few of them make much sense, but "You believe homosexuality is genetically determined, but fascism and spouse abuse aren't" makes no sense at all. I also like the implication that lyching is actually a justifiable expression of rage over injustice.

Jenny, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.loc.gov/rr/print/swann/herblock/images/s03484u-th.jpg

oh that treacherous liberal herb block

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha ha ha i hope i have the fascist gene!!!!

max, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

You think Rush Limbaugh is responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing but Jesse Jackson wants to explore space.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

Stalin had them both!

Jenny, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

fascist jean => http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1965000/images/_1969488_tory150pa.jpg

kingfish, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

You think marriage is obsolete - except for homosexuals.

They know me too well!!

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

You will queue for ages when you've got a perfectly good shotgun in the car, but can't abide the guy in the Orange adverts who tells you to turn off your phone before the film stars. FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, HOW MUCH OF A GOON CAN ONE PERSON BE?!

Alan, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

You see no correlation between the civil rights movement and the rise of illegitimacy, judicial leniency and surging crime rates, or addiction and an entertainment industry that glorifies drug abuse. But you believe George Washington is responsible for everything horrible that's happened in the past quarter-century.

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

You're not bothered that Bill Clinton had extramarital affairs while in office, but you raise hell over Thomas Jefferson's long-term, loving relationship with Sally Hemings.

max, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

You attribute every lynching to entrenched, institutional racism and the legacies of slavery and segregation. You think the black race is a myth created by Clarence Thomas.

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

but believe 25,000 U.S. troops in Bosnia are vital to our national interests

uh

Mark C, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

You believe corporate profits are obscene but government spending is too low and the American people are undertaxed. You think deficits are caused by tax loopholes.

^^ this one is otm

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

You clamor for the resignation of Alberto Gonzalez yet applaud when Clint Eastwood was made an honorary Japanese person for making Letters from Iwo Jima.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

You want to legalize cocaine and outlaw handguns. You think cops are pigs and criminals are products of their environment. You believe the National Rifle Association helps criminals while the American Civil Liberties Union protects the innocent.

so is this one

max, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

otm, i mean

max, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of a Sunday church service constitutes an intrusion on parental authority, while Saddam's rape rooms are values-neutral.

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

You would rather see an American city bombed than have a terrorist have a little water poured on him

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

You pale at the imprisonment of pedophiles, but defend the molestation of children as an expression of choice. You think trees have sexual feelings for you, animals can perform advanced calculus and the fetus is an evil blob of protoplasm which must be extinguished.

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Video-Games.jpg

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

I love how if you switch every of these "hypocrisies" around, you get the conservative view which is just as hypocritical. LOL POLITICS

Will M., Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

REEEEmix

Deficits make sense to you. American people makes even more sense. You think corporate profits are funny cartoons.

You believe Janet Reno is obscene but government spending is totally hot and Barbra Streisand is undertaxed. You think Jesse Jackson is caused by tax loopholes

Alan, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha. video game character has a hat!

kingfish, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

haha kf i just noticed that!!

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

You think competition is something that happens over centuries, turning amoebas into you and me, but shouldn't happen between kids in school, sports teams in the field, businesses, ways of life, or nations in war.

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha awesome

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

You think Jane Fonda should be able to perform unsupervised surgeries on infants, but think the Battle Hymn of the Republic should be outlawed except in cases of rape

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

btw norman rockwell & frank capra were both liberals

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

You lobby to raise gasoline taxes, and in the same breath wonder why our enemies are so rich!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

You want illegal immigrants to stay as long as they want, and then whine about George W. Bush breaking a few laws to keep us free!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

You'd like to impeach the President of our Nation, but god forbid we lock up the hard-core jihadists who want to impose Sharia law on our unborn children!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Haha the gasoline one is priceless trace.

Will M., Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

You think democracy means everybody can come in to this country and do whatever want include kill people without anybody doing anything about it before they do it and terrorists have all these rights and illegal immigrants who don't even speak english can have babies and we have to pay for their damn diapers and islam people could pretend to be mexican with a bomb and you think shiities and sunnys or whatever need to be split up but the confederacy had to stay together because slavery was so bad and you think every culture is so great except for christians because slavery was so bad and you especially love muslims even though they like to blow themselves up all the time!!

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

You thought Walt Disney was saccharine sweet and terminally cutesy-pie - until it made "Herbie Goes Bananas."

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

You think trees have sexual feelings for you

Well, I'm a narcissist.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

No matter how religious you may or may not be, this
could still give you chills. I heard this story
before, but is still kind of cool to send. Great
visual image.

A young man who had been raised as an atheist was
training to be an Olympic diver. The only religious
influence in his life came from his outspoken
Christian friend. The young diver never really paid
much attention to his friend's sermons, but he heard
them often.

One night the diver went to the indoor pool at the
college he attended. The lights were all off, but as
the pool had big skylights and the moon was bright,
there was plenty of light to practice by.
The young man climbed up to the highest diving board
and as he turned his back to the pool on the edge of
the board and extended his arms out, he saw his shadow
on the wall.

The shadow of his body was in the shape of a cross.
Instead of diving, he knelt down and finally asked God
to come into his life. As the young man stood, a
maintenance man walked in and turned the lights on.
The pool had been drained for repairs.

rps, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Diane, a young university student, was home for the summer. She had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked "God" to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it, however, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for "God's" protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley, just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

the police officers wheeled on the young woman. "why did you lie to us, Diane" they said

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

RE: Capra

According to the Joseph McBride biography 'The Catastrophe of Success', "Capra was affiliated with conservative Republicans, spied on labor in the 1930s for powerful producers and collaborated surreptitiously with the McCarthyite witch hunt. "

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

OHMIGOD that diving story!

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit you're right

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CE2DF123AF930A35756C0A964958260

Frank Capra managed to fool just about everyone; even his wife was unsure of his political affiliations. Longtime co-workers who were Democrats assumed he shared their political convictions. Katharine Hepburn, who starred in his 1948 picture "State of the Union," thought him "quite liberal"; others applied the term "radical" to him. And why shouldn't they have, when Variety was calling a sympathetic character in "Mr. Deeds Goes to Town" "quasi-communistic" and The Saturday Evening Post was reporting that in the Soviet Union Capra was "hailed as a comrade"? But as Mr. McBride, the author of previous books on Howard Hawks, John Ford and Orson Welles, tells us, Capra was a lifelong Republican who never once voted for Roosevelt. He was an admirer of Franco and Mussolini. In later years, during the McCarthy period, he served as a secret F.B.I. informer.

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

I hope she used the "scare quote fingers" when praying

kingfish, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

on a slightly more serious tip:

You routinely invoke the term "fascist" when any conservative says anything, but stuff like this is is a-ok:

http://www.kalonaorganics.com/cultrev.html

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC. There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn't exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic. For twenty years, he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever 'really gone against him' (you'll see what I mean later).

Nobody would go against him because he had a reputation. At the end of every semester, on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, "If there anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!" In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, "because anyone who does believe in God is a fool. If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that he is God, and yet he can't do it." And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. The students could do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students were convinced that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up.

Well, a few years ago, there was a freshman who happened to get enrolled in the class. He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about this professor. He had to take the class because it was one of the required classes for his major and he was afraid. But for 3 months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said or what the class thought. Nothing they said or did could ever shatter his faith, he hoped.

Finally the day came. The professor said, "If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!" The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom. The professor shouted, "You FOOL!! If God existed, he could keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!" He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleats of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away, unbroken.

The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man and then ran out of the lecture hall. The young man who had stood up proceeded to walk to the front of the room and share his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he told of God's love for them and of his power through Jesus.

rps, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

Capra complains about all the hollywood gay people in his autobio, which I got to read for film class.

kingfish, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

wtf re: Capra! I'd never heard that Mussolini-Franco-FBI informant stuff.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

wow, i was just about to post "obv capra + rockwell were liberals, since when has optimism = conversatism?". but capra sounds downright creepy.

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

I've always had the impression that in America, Mussolini was the fascist it was cool to sympathize with - see also Winsor McCay, many others

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

haha i still cant believe they sell mao t-shirts at the macy's here

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

well, Mussolini had a good ten year start on the Nazis, i think in the depression a lot of people looked to him as a way out

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

I thought that was common knowlege re: Capra...

Nicole, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

right up with with gerard butler real dolls amirite

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

i await the inevitable frank capra bukkake flick on somethingawful.com

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

haha i never had any idea nic, what in his work would give that away?

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

There was an atheist couple who had a child. the couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night, when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the father shot the mom right there in front of the little girl....then he shot himself. the little girl watched it all. She was then sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a christian and took the child to Sunday school...the foster mother told the teacher that the little girl had never heard of Jesus and to have patience with her. The teacher held up a picture of the Lord and asked, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl replied, "I do, that's the man that was holding me the night my parents died."

rps, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

man i wish my philosophy classes had more proving-god-doesn't-exist and chalk-dropping and calling-christians-fools and less kant

max, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

please stop guys i didnt come here to cry.

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

Mussolini was the fascist it was cool to sympathize with

wasn't dude on the cover of Forbes in 1934 or so, telling everybody to embrace his brand of "corporatism"?

kingfish, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

300 students stayed and listened as he told of God's love for them and of his power through Jesus.

they then went on to attack the persian army, etc

kingfish, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kalonaorganics.com/images/peach.jpg
"organic yoghurt that will transform your taste buds!"

^^^ seriously this is like an encapsulation of everything the right hates about us

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

you should see the great leap forward brand pole vaulting kit

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Geologists working somewhere in remote Siberia had drilled a hole some 14.4 kilometers deep (about 9 miles) when the drill bit suddenly began to rotate wildly. A Mr. Azzacov (identified as the project's manager) was quoted as saying they decided that the center of the earth was hollow.

Supposedly, the geologists measured temperatures of over 2,000 degrees in the deep hole. They lowered super sensitive microphones to the bottom of the well, and to their astonishment they heard the sounds of thousands, perhaps millions, of suffering souls screaming.

rps, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

what kind of vocal cords does a human soul have?

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://snopes.com/religion/graphics/wellhell.jpg

rps, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

wot, peaches?

kingfish, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

five year plan tax and investment consulting

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

i was more offended by milton bradley's 'gang of connect four' game

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

The teacher held up a picture of the Lord and asked, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl replied, "I do, that's the man that was holding me the night my parents died."


That's not very nice of the lorbd & savior to make her witness a murder!

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

less glurge bashing more mao puns

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

little red songbook ohwait

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

Right here, right Mao...watching the world wake up from history.

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g34/talie_costumes/University/In%20progress/DSC01308.jpg

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

Little Red Book of Adobe LiveMotion: A Radical Guide to Flash Animation

kingfish, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~cbrownsf/pirate.jpg

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

wow, i was just about to post "obv capra + rockwell were liberals, since when has optimism = conversatism?". but capra sounds downright creepy.

The conservative subtexts were there from the late thirties onwards! Mr Deeds and You Can't Take it With You are particularly grueling for that.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

abbott i missed a step somewhere but i'm happy you posted that first pic all the same

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

what lady wouldn't want to relax with a cup of organic yogurt and a copy of http://www.e-magazine-subscriptions.com/cover-image.png?img=redbook

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

xposts damn u all

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

why the Redbook not taking pride in its cultural roots what w/the pastels and all?

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

I mean if they want something 'pretty' they could have at least pictured a thousand flowers blooming.

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

9-mile deep hole = teh roflz

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.perfectduluthday.com/hello/95/2036/640/menards_guy.jpg
"Menards Garden Center... let a hundred flowers bloom!"

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://photofile.ru/photo/netnazgul/2557691/large/47983026.gif

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

"organic yoghurt that will transform your taste buds!"

I think the right is a little more comfortable eating Yoplait with Chinese characteristics.

C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060414/060414_walmartGuns_hmed_12p.hmedium.jpg
where low prices come from a barrel of a gun!!

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/02/26/night.light.recall/night.light.cpsc.jpg

Make sure your home has a shining path!

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

Katharine Hepburn, who starred in his 1948 picture "State of the Union," thought him "quite liberal"

in the mcbride book, she talks about how he was a very patriotic immigrant american, and very much not the liberal his movies suggested. the mcbride book is pretty fantastic, btw.

stevie, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg/200px-Harry_Nilsson_The_Point.jpg

and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

haha i never had any idea nic, what in his work would give that away?

It's not really his work, I just remembered reading a few articles that discussed the Mussolini/Franco stuff so I assumed that it was widely known.

Nicole, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

IAWL is republican propaganda to begin with, and basically one ethnically stereotypical surname from being a christian white power movie

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

if only all our lawmakers would just try to open camps for young boys instead of levying taxes and shit

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://insidetheusa.net/images/blogs/jesus-camp.jpg

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

i suppose the anti-potter stuff in it slots easily enough into a fascist contempt for "finance"

gff, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

clmaossic thread

and what, Thursday, 25 September 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

You thought Walt Disney was saccharine sweet and terminally cutesy-pie - until it made "Pocahontas."

Wau. Usually strawman viewpoints still represent SOMEONE's actual view SOMEWHERE.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 September 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

what kind of vocal cords does a human soul have?

― and what, Wednesday, March 28, 2007 6:01 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

soulcal cords

Brosef Stalin (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 September 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

haha i'd forgotten our run of vanguardist retail ads up there

goole, Thursday, 25 September 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

ah, "cultural revolution" was what that yoghurt was called. yikes.

goole, Thursday, 25 September 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/02/26/night.light.recall/night.light.cpsc.jpg

Make sure your home has a shining path!

― gff, Wednesday, March 28, 2007 6:20 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

lmaoooooooooooooo

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 September 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

Frank Capra managed to fool just about everyone; even his wife was unsure of his political affiliations. Longtime co-workers who were Democrats assumed he shared their political convictions. Katharine Hepburn, who starred in his 1948 picture "State of the Union," thought him "quite liberal"; others applied the term "radical" to him. And why shouldn't they have, when Variety was calling a sympathetic character in "Mr. Deeds Goes to Town" "quasi-communistic" and The Saturday Evening Post was reporting that in the Soviet Union Capra was "hailed as a comrade"? But as Mr. McBride, the author of previous books on Howard Hawks, John Ford and Orson Welles, tells us, Capra was a lifelong Republican who never once voted for Roosevelt. He was an admirer of Franco and Mussolini. In later years, during the McCarthy period, he served as a secret F.B.I. informer.

i don't know about the later years but plenty of old-time progressive republicans from the la follette era disliked roosevelt and thought the new deal was corporatism disguised as reform (the first new deal, at least, was arguably modelled not on old-time progressivism but on wilson's wartime socialism). frankly, reading about the national recovery act (which suspended the sherman anti-trust act and, in william leuchtenburg's words, "created a series of private economic governments" or private trusts run by big corporations), it's easy to see what they meant.

that's not to say that capra didn't grow more right-wing in his later years -- i really don't know. but it's simplistic to think he was an insane reactionary just because he didn't care for roosevelt. politics wasn't that simple.

J.D., Thursday, 25 September 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know why it's shocking, State of the Union is very much fascist

goole, Thursday, 25 September 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

I just remember he didn't like gay people too much in his autobio.

Office Cat is Eating the Monitor Again (kingfish), Thursday, 25 September 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

whoa wtf is the story with those insanely creepy religious stories?

where did they come from,who writes them,etc?

is that sort of thing common in america?

i'm far from being a militant atheist but there's something really unnerving about them

robin l, Thursday, 25 September 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

Posted this on the Facebook statuses thread...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/419699_10150768379245744_755180743_12379765_1659794588_n.jpg

This pretty much sums up why there are two types of people in this world who will NEVER understand each other.

The Invisible Superstars (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked "God" to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it, however, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for "God's" protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley, just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Wait, what? God's intervention here was to pass the rape to somebody less religious?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

Sucks to be you, heathen.

ledge, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

have the kids these days even heard of michael moore? get with the time ppl

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

You Know You're A Liberal If... blah blah blah

I can't help but notice that you could choose almost any of these illustrations at random, flip it on its head and claim that it faithfully illustrated how idiotic and irrational "conservatives" are, for example:

You agonize over threats to the social environment (pornography, promiscuity, and family dissolution) but are oblivious to threats to the natural environment (acid rain, toxic waste).

The results of such an exercise would be just as untruthful, unhelpful, smug and narrow-minded. Moreover, the whole thing pointedly excludes any reasoning as to why one might incline to one side of an issue or to another, so the strength of the reasoning can be examined instead of just the author's particular version of the conclusions.

So, who is peddling this stuff and, more importantly, why?

Cosy Moments (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

i prefer the cats

DG, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

Liberalism manifests itself in various ways.

To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone wrong, and refrain from principled argument because he is an old acquaintance, a fellow townsman, a schoolmate, a close friend, a loved one, an old colleague or old subordinate. Or to touch on the matter lightly instead of going into it thoroughly, so as to keep on good terms. The result is that both the organization and the individual are harmed. This is one type of liberalism.

To indulge in irresponsible criticism in private instead of actively putting forward one's suggestions to the organization. To say nothing to people to their faces but to gossip behind their backs, or to say nothing at a meeting but to gossip afterwards. To show no regard at all for the principles of collective life but to follow one's own inclination. This is a second type.

To let things drift if they do not affect one personally; to say as little as possible while knowing perfectly well what is wrong, to be worldly wise and play safe and seek only to avoid blame. This is a third type.

Not to obey orders but to give pride of place to one's own opinions. To demand special consideration from the organization but to reject its discipline. This is a fourth type.

To indulge in personal attacks, pick quarrels, vent personal spite or seek revenge instead of entering into an argument and struggling against incorrect views for the sake of unity or progress or getting the work done properly. This is a fifth type.

To hear incorrect views without rebutting them and even to hear counter-revolutionary remarks without reporting them, but instead to take them calmly as if nothing had happened. This is a sixth type.

To be among the masses and fail to conduct propaganda and agitation or speak at meetings or conduct investigations and inquiries among them, and instead to be indifferent to them and show no concern for their well-being, forgetting that one is a Communist and behaving as if one were an ordinary non-Communist. This is a seventh type.

To see someone harming the interests of the masses and yet not feel indignant, or dissuade or stop him or reason with him, but to allow him to continue. This is an eighth type.

To work half-heartedly without a definite plan or direction; to work perfunctorily and muddle along--"So long as one remains a monk, one goes on tolling the bell." This is a ninth type.

To regard oneself as having rendered great service to the revolution, to pride oneself on being a veteran, to disdain minor assignments while being quite unequal to major tasks, to be slipshod in work and slack in study. This is a tenth type.

To be aware of one's own mistakes and yet make no attempt to correct them, taking a liberal attitude towards oneself. This is an eleventh type.

We could name more. But these eleven are the principal types.

They are all manifestations of liberalism.

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Rr_1GJ2pY

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

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Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

Liberalism manifests itself in various ways.

^^ This one is very clearly originated by an organization much enamored of Stalinism.

Cosy Moments (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

it's mao

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

Posted this on the Facebook statuses thread...

A FB friend unironically posted this on Sunday afternoon, whereupon I unironically blocked him.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

which means I'm an example of the "fifth type."

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

Aimless, it's a similar story to the facebook meme thing I posted. But this time it's a warped misconception of liberal values as mapped/perceived by right-wingers. Like for instance the one about tolerance towards everyone except white Christians, it's almost as though whoever came up with that is saying 'well they love Muslims and other suspect types we don't like therefore they hate us' - it's an assumption that one HAS to hate something in order to be human, discounting the act of hate itself of course.

Maybe this is all obvious. I dunno. Each panel misses the point in so many ways. Like, a: I don't really know any stereotypical hippies who are hopelessly devoted to Apple, but if they were, what's the problem? It's not big business in general that liberal people are against, it's big business that grows in an irresponsible way, and as far as I know Apple is nowhere close to Enron in terms of this.

Just depressed to see people I know - people i generally believe to have brains - posting it on fb and going 'lol, so true, look at the hypocritical liberal dreadlock' as if these are the fundamental values of liberalism and not some bullshit cooked up by a Texan pastor in about 10 minutes.

I wanted to say all that on fb but I'm getting wise to spouting off on social networks, so I'm putting it here. I know this is obvious.

The Invisible Superstars (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

ha the apple one is the only one with any real zing

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

Xpost yeAh alfred, I nearly blocked but put it down to temporary foolishness on the part of a few misguided generally apolitical Englishers

The Invisible Superstars (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

eleven years pass...

Liberal:

We have got to KILL that attitude. https://t.co/H6jEWacJkW

— Adam Tooze (@adam_tooze) September 13, 2023

Commie:

Capitalism will never fall on its own. It will have to be pushed. The accumulation of capital will never cease. It will have to be stopped. The capitalist class will never willingly surrender its power. It will have to be dispossessed. https://t.co/HbKEtGrjp8

— David Harvey (@profdavidharvey) September 12, 2023

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 11:17 (two years ago)

When it comes time to eat the rich, please let me be the first to fill up on that sociopathic POS.

Or I will alternately accept the universe Freaky Friday-ing him into the body of a Walmart greeter.

Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 13:30 (two years ago)

i'd go with bundled into a car and body dumped in the weeds somewhere

School of RAAC (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 13:39 (two years ago)

wow he's the same guy who complained about millennials wasting their money on avocado toast

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 13:48 (two years ago)

That guy looks exactly like an evil property developer

jmm, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 13:53 (two years ago)

i don’t think adam tooze is endorsing the gurner quote in that tweet

flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 14:09 (two years ago)

Jude Law would play him.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 14:11 (two years ago)

(xp) He isn't but that's not the point being made.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 14:19 (two years ago)

https://i.redd.it/apahyb4xzjmx.png

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 14:30 (two years ago)

If you look under your bed it's all pinko and red.

Stevo, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 14:35 (two years ago)

I think because Tooze's grandad was a Soviet spy recruiter, the two Toozes followed him vowed to be as milquetoast as possible to restore respectability to the family name!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 14:51 (two years ago)

i don’t think adam tooze is endorsing the gurner quote in that tweet

Tooze is not only unprepared but also unarmed, he is all talk

anvil, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 14:56 (two years ago)

i don’t think adam tooze is endorsing the gurner quote in that tweet

― flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink

(xp) He isn't but that's not the point being made.

― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Yes, Tooze seems to think he can be talked around. That it's an attitude issue.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 15:08 (two years ago)

if i was being generous to Tooze i might argue he meant "that attitude" in the broader sense rather than specifically Gurner's

but that's irrelevant, it's dumb liberal handwringing either way

School of RAAC (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 15:16 (two years ago)

Tooze also lacks the appropriate physique to go much beyond words

anvil, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 15:24 (two years ago)

food politics is a _fascinating_ topic to me

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 15:45 (two years ago)

i feel like liberalism kind of leans into outrage a lot. the big difference to me is the liberal attitude is "this is a betrayal of our values" and the red and black are "this is an embodiment of capitalist values".

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 15:48 (two years ago)

Maybe you KILL the attitude by killing the person who holds it hehe

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 16:36 (two years ago)

Gurner is just saying what 99% of executives already believe and our Federal Reserve has tried to make happen for almost two years now. Quiet part loud, etc..

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 16:39 (two years ago)

I say old boy, no true gent of hedge fund management or whatever the fuck untrammelled greed shit you do says the quiet part out loud on a public platform

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 16:49 (two years ago)

Maybe you KILL the attitude by killing the person who holds it hehe

While this is true, and obviously Tooze lacks the minerals for such a task, there have to be questions about whether Harvey is any more likely

anvil, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 17:19 (two years ago)

While this is true, and obviously Tooze lacks the minerals for such a task, there have to be questions about whether Harvey is any more likely

― anvil

of course not, anti-capitalist revolution doesn't hinge on whether or not some 87-year-old white professor kills someone or not. it's not contingent on killing anybody at all. liberals look at phrases like "dispossession of the capitalist class" and automatically impute violence to us, while continuing to ignore the structural violence of the systems they endorse. "eat the rich" is a good slogan, but are any of them even gluten-free? i don't eat gluten.

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 17:40 (two years ago)

what's interesting is that tooze is lampshading the violence inherent in the system, if you will... but does he recognize it for what it is?

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 17:41 (two years ago)

Probably gonna have to “re-educate” most of the capitalist class, tbf.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 18:03 (two years ago)

Put them to work in a call center.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 18:04 (two years ago)

anti-capitalist revolution doesn't hinge on whether or not some 87-year-old white professor kills someone or not.

I was referring to the other poster who was in two minds about whether it might be best to kill or not. I wouldn't expect Harvey to take part directly, but incitement or stochastic measures could potentially move the needle in a more direct and significant way than words - unless Harvey is talking about taking power via electoral means, which seems unlikely as that would put him in the same camp as Tooze

anvil, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 18:27 (two years ago)

I'm curious as to what motivated the original post. Lost to time, I expect.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 18:29 (two years ago)

Yes, Tooze seems to think he can be talked around. That it's an attitude issue.

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 11:08 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

if i was being generous to Tooze i might argue he meant "that attitude" in the broader sense rather than specifically Gurner's

but that's irrelevant, it's dumb liberal handwringing either way

― School of RAAC (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 11:16 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think either both or one of you are having a failure of reading comprehension. he’s clearly saying that gurner’s attitude is the one that needs to be KILLed. i disagree that the implied violence is more liberal (pejorative) than Harvey’s tweet, which is just boilerplate and essentially non sequitir. it’s interesting that tooze is so contemptible to uk left to inspire such an uncharitable misreading; in the context of us politics and economics discourse he’s quite far to the left

flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 18:51 (two years ago)

What implied violence? It was Gurner who used the phrase "kill that attitude", he's merely using Gurner's own language against him.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 18:58 (two years ago)

it's always enlightening when an arrogant melt prick accuses you of lacking reading comprehension because you don't support the status quo and consider some prof posting milquetoast criticisms of capitalism from his comfy seat a bit of a nob.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:08 (two years ago)

imo there are 2 ways to read tooze’s tweet

1. tooze is aghast at the violence of gurner’s phrase. “can you believe he said we have to KILL workers attitude of wanting better pay and working conditions?” highlighting the violence of gurner’ phrasing

2. requoting gurner, but now the attitude in question is gurner’s own. capitalizing KILL evokes the guillotine. “we have to KILL (wink wink) this attitude”

xyz and nv seem to be suggesting a third and fourth alternative

3. tooze is emphatically in agreement with gurner. “yes, we do have to KILL workers’ attitudes!”

4. tooze is in disagreement with gurner, but thinks we just have to talk it over in liberal fashion. “i politely disagree that we have to kill worker’s attitudes, and we will debate this like rational liberal gentlemen”

none of which i see any evidence for, either in the text of the tweet itself or in anything else i’ve ever read by AT. the fact that such an interpretation is even considered makes me realize that uk leftists hate tooze to an extent i had not realized

flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:09 (two years ago)

5. He is ironically repeating what Gurner said, perhaps for emphasis.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:10 (two years ago)

it's always enlightening when an arrogant melt prick accuses you of lacking reading comprehension because you don't support the status quo and consider some prof posting milquetoast criticisms of capitalism from his comfy seat a bit of a nob.

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 3:08 PM (thirty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

the fact that perpetually enraged self righteous moron calzino favours #3 in my taxonomy is, imo, evidence against it

flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:13 (two years ago)

5. He is ironically repeating what Gurner said, perhaps for emphasis.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 3:10 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

thats #1, try and keep up

flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:13 (two years ago)

Not exactly, I don't think he necessarily has to be "aghast."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:15 (two years ago)

lol so much convoluted bollox posted in one post over a 7 word tweet, great work.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:16 (two years ago)

The criticism isn’t that he agrees with Gurner but that tsk-tsking his words and implying that ghouls like Gurner can be reformed (as a class) is futile and toothless.

You can never make the billionaires better, you can only hope to make them not exist (either as billionaires or people at all, your choice).

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:16 (two years ago)

3. tooze is emphatically in agreement with gurner. “yes, we do have to KILL workers’ attitudes!”

Are you serious?

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:16 (two years ago)

Talk about misreadings!

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:17 (two years ago)

The Labor MP Jerome Laxale wrote the comments were what you’d “associate with a cartoon supervillain, not the ceo of a company in 2023”.

“Mr Gurner should spend more time running his company, instead of using a public forum to regurgitate his dastardly economic theories,” Laxale wrote.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:17 (two years ago)

uh oh he's one of those guys:

'I get about 250 different tests of my bloods which will say, ''this month you're deficient in (vitamin) D, your testosterone is up or down''. Then the physios, dieticians, doctors on call set my regime,' he told the Australian Financial Review earlier this year.

'I take about 50 or 60 tablets a day. It's always very specific to my latest results.

'We want you to live to 100 but not just live to 100 – but live to 100 feeling amazing, that's the aim.'

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:20 (two years ago)

incidentally i’m actually not a huge tooze fan. his book on the economic history of nazi germany is a great read (although it mostly repurposes earlier research by Avraham Barkai and Werner Abelshauer—i don’t really get how one ends up a tenured prof in history at columbia for popularization but it’s not my field) but he’s fallen off hard in the last couple years as he transformed into an up-to-the-minute pundit liveblogging the financial times. going back and rereading his early newsletter posts shows a lack of prescience, short attention span, and bizarre mix of priorities and allegiances. but as I said I’m coming from this seeing him as a part of the broader economics/policy discourse (where he’s left of liberal and MMT/post keynesian adjacent), not familiar with him in uk pol. so why do you guys hate him so much?

flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:23 (two years ago)

3. tooze is emphatically in agreement with gurner. “yes, we do have to KILL workers’ attitudes!”

Are you serious?

― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 3:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

did u read the words around it too or did you just skip to that part?

flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:24 (two years ago)

"incidentally i’m actually not a huge tooze fan. his book on the economic history of nazi germany is a great read"

I'm in agreement with you there

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:26 (two years ago)

The criticism isn’t that he agrees with Gurner but that tsk-tsking his words and implying that ghouls like Gurner can be reformed (as a class) is futile and toothless.

You can never make the billionaires better, you can only hope to make them not exist (either as billionaires or people at all, your choice).

― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 3:16 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

milo a vote for #4. i personally don’t see it

flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:28 (two years ago)

did u read the words around it too or did you just skip to that part?

I did but that part was so stupid it kind of leapt out at me.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:29 (two years ago)

Probably gonna have to “re-educate” most of the capitalist class, tbf.

― papal hotwife (milo z)

that's the challenge, isn't it? all forms of authority are ultimately coercive... all of us happen to be under forms of authority that disguise their coercion in a largely effective manner. any alternative way of doing things isn't going to have that same privilege, and so isn't going to be effective.

and part of the coercion is deliberately stoking fear, uncertainty, and doubt about what anti-capitalist governance would _look_ like in practice. portraying those of us who oppose capitalism as taking us on a slippery slope to a repeat of what happened under the khmer rouge.

of course it's a risk. whatever happens isn't ultimately going to be up to me, but yeah, personally, i'm not hugely in favor of violent revolution. if someone else has a gun and i don't, it's real real easy for them to turn that gun against me. plenty of tankies out there, plenty of people pretending to be something they're not trying to attain power for its own sake, power for themselves. tankies are dangerous in proportion to the number of tanks they have access to.

saying the quiet part out loud is a _real problem_, not just for capitalists but for anybody who has power that they want to keep. the liberal myth is that of universality, that we all want the same things, share the same values, are in some sense _all alike_. they see tim gurner as a peer, a fellow human, and they are outraged at his words because they believe he has betrayed _their shared values_. the more direct the ruling classes are in their rule, the fewer people think of themselves as belonging to the _same group_ as the ruling elite.

for a long time i thought of myself as being an "ordinary person", meaning a white cishet man. i lived in indiana and it was ok. i was ok with it. then november 2016 happened and i lost my shit. those of y'all who were here then might remember that, i completely lost my shit. the whole foundation of my reality was based on not saying the quiet part out loud, and now that was gone. suddenly i stopped _wanting_ to belong to the same group as them. suddenly there was nothing i feared more than being _like_ them.

well. i guess i'm not much like them. we don't have much to talk about, people like me and people like them.

you see some trans liberals around. not a lot. usually it's people newer to transition.

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:32 (two years ago)

if an american pundit quote tweeted a screenshot with the infamous nyt Tom Cotton op-ed with “we have to KILL protestors” where it was clear that the implication was that the pundit was “ironically repeating the phrase for emphasis” (as jimbeaux put it), would you conclude that they were implying that republican senators can be reformed as a class? it seems like a stretch to me

flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:33 (two years ago)

I did but that part was so stupid it kind of leapt out at me.

― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 3:29 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

if it still isn’t clear i was attributing positions 3 and 4 to milo and/or xyz, i personally think it’s 1 or 2 and that those are misreadings

flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:35 (two years ago)

The fact that you thought 3 was a possibility shows the extremely low opinion you obviously hold of certain fellow ILXors - something that, dare I say, has been demonstrated itt - or maybe just of the *spit* UK Left in general.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:38 (two years ago)

ok, i gotta split, wading through all of this detailed quote-parsing is _agonizing_

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:45 (two years ago)

for it's worth I've read 3 Tooze books, and no I didn't think he wanted to kill workers' attitudes in that seven word tweet.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:54 (two years ago)

i don’t think adam tooze is endorsing the gurner quote in that tweet

― flopson, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink

(xp) He isn't but that's not the point being made.

― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Yes, Tooze seems to think he can be talked around. That it's an attitude issue.


See it’s Number 4

brimstead, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:57 (two years ago)

that's great. I'll be waiting with baited breath for flopson's next detailed analysis of some dull very short tweets

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:01 (two years ago)

I think we'd get more mileage out of expressing outrage over this dude saying that we need to double unemployment so that workers are once again grateful to be given jobs.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:02 (two years ago)

Which, as kate said upthread, is saying the quiet part out loud.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:02 (two years ago)

i don't hate Tooze fwiw but i seem to have been exposed to his meltier tweets i guess

School of RAAC (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:07 (two years ago)

YMMV but it seems to me that Tooze is saying that he is a Viking with respect to his sleeping abilities.

Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:09 (two years ago)

honest, The Wages of Destruction is a brilliant read. He clears out lots of myths and weeds that have grown around the nazi economy in other history books. But at end o' fucking day he's just like any other dickhead prof when he posts on politics!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:12 (two years ago)

More like Snooze, amiritie

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:13 (two years ago)

The notion that calzino is a moron doesn’t stand up, “sorry”.

ydkb (gyac), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:24 (two years ago)

in Crashed he mentions in the foreword about how political discussions with his daughter influenced him, even possibly made him rethink some things. No mention of his grandad!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:29 (two years ago)

Someone called Gibby once told me "you've got a brain, Dowd, but it's just not a thinking brain"

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:32 (two years ago)

Nah you are very well read, but you use too many exclamation marks and too many scary swear words to be considered a brane genius by smug ilx pseuds - we know you’re legit though

ydkb (gyac), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:34 (two years ago)

idk who any of you are but flopson was the first person to point out that melt tweet was a literal quote of davos prick, and therefore that the most likely interpretation was "davos prick quote illustrates that elites are waging violent class warfare against workers"

i don't know who adam tooze is and i refuse to care

budo jeru, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:41 (two years ago)

I think we'd get more mileage out of expressing outrage over this dude saying that we need to double unemployment so that workers are once again grateful to be given jobs.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, September 13, 2023 3:02 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this seems otm though, although hopefully off-tm when seen in context (posting in ilxor.com)

budo jeru, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:42 (two years ago)

xxp
I'm dyslexic and bad at editing, sometimes I scan posts twice and miss out that I've posted double words - but fuck editing out exclamation marks!!!!!!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:44 (two years ago)

xxp nobody cares, don’t talk to calzino like that.

ydkb (gyac), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:49 (two years ago)

idk who any of you are but flopson was the first person to point out that melt tweet was a literal quote of davos prick, and therefore that the most likely interpretation was "davos prick quote illustrates that elites are waging violent class warfare against workers"

It didn't need pointing out. Unless you're assuming everyone else reading the tweet or watching the video is a dolt.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:50 (two years ago)

Well this has gone a few places while I was away lol

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:59 (two years ago)

i don't hate Tooze fwiw but i seem to have been exposed to his meltier tweets i guess

― School of RAAC (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Def not a Tooze hater. His twitter is a pretty amazing account, which is him looking at data points on world events (most of which aren't headlines). He then sorta tries to use his substack to write history as it's happening, which is a dubious enterprise but I can read him and appreciate the hard work.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 21:04 (two years ago)

But as NV and calzino say the guy has melty politics. My reading is based on past behaviour, and it was very funny to contrast him with Harvey (no room for irony or funnies, just straight up "we have to kill them"), but it was just a short tweet so if my reading comprehension is gone then join the queue...plenty of ilxors say this, and worse, about my posting.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 21:07 (two years ago)

i like and value poster calzino fwiw, my point was just about the substance of the meaning of the tweets, but i'm not sure it's even worth trying to discern

budo jeru, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 21:48 (two years ago)

i hate melty dolts just as much as anybody, but it seems to me that the point of a message board is to talk about this sort of thing, so it strikes me as unhelpful that those who do are implied to be pedantic cryptolibs

budo jeru, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 21:53 (two years ago)

Wanna chat to him

A letting agent pulled a gun on a woman and her children during an illegal eviction. Two and a half years later, he was fined £400. Incredible reporting by @hajmedd (and editing by @CharlottEngland) https://t.co/NvAcv8OYjj

— Rivkah Brown (@rivkahbrown) September 13, 2023

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 14 September 2023 09:13 (two years ago)

https://www.afr.com/property/residential/tim-gurner-deeply-sorry-for-wrong-comments-about-tradies-job-losses-20230914-p5e4mi

“My comments were deeply insensitive to employees, tradies and families across Australia who are affected by these cost-of-living pressures and job losses.

“I want to be clear: I do appreciate that when someone loses their job it has a profound impact on them and their families, and I sincerely regret that my words did not convey empathy for those in that situation.”

So he's not apologizing for the actual ideas, just that he didn't make them sound warm and fuzzy enough. Figures.

jmm, Thursday, 14 September 2023 12:59 (two years ago)

I heard from a radio report that he's worth 600m and was born into inherited money, so I doubt he appreciates much at all about how soul destroying poverty can be

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 14 September 2023 13:04 (two years ago)

I think he appreciates it in the sense that he fucken loves it

rob, Thursday, 14 September 2023 13:18 (two years ago)

it's a basic fact that unemployment is an important tool of capitalist employers. it's pretty bleak that people are suddenly claiming to be shocked by this

School of RAAC (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 September 2023 13:19 (two years ago)

A Liberal (or a right winger in a lib newspaper) often talks up a "people's revolt" to discipline the market. Imagine revolting over something as paltry as the high street?

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/sep/14/developers-tory-killing-high-street

xyzzzz__, Friday, 15 September 2023 10:22 (two years ago)

I heard from a number of sources that liberals bed down with fascism really easily. So not sure how you'd spot one if there wasn't a fascist nearby.
Never not seen in the same room together?

Stevo, Friday, 15 September 2023 10:57 (two years ago)

fascists are liberals' shock troops they keep them in the basement until they're needed to protect some property or suppress an uprising

your original display name is still visible (Left), Friday, 15 September 2023 12:16 (two years ago)

liberals despise all the basic principals of democracy just as much as fascists do, they only really like democracy when evil or even worse is on the ballot in a two party system. To liberals the most heinous thing you can do is attempt to overthrow this precious democracy, which I think is a fine idea and even a fascist scumbag like Trump attempting to do it doesn't dissuade me at all from this being a good idea.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 15 September 2023 22:37 (two years ago)

There's a ton of this exact same kind of liberal-bashing from the right. Turns out the "liberal" is just a convenient label that means 'people who argue with my premises'.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:23 (two years ago)

You realise the term liberal means different things on both sides of the ocean right

ydkb (gyac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:24 (two years ago)

If "liberal" is intended to mean "a member of the Liberal Party", then it would be helpful to make that distinction. Otherwise, it's six of one and a half dozen of the other in terms of defining one's enemy according to whatever is most convenient to dismiss them as wrong or evil.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:27 (two years ago)

This particular discussion has been had a million times.

ydkb (gyac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:28 (two years ago)

Didn't think you needed to be told this, Aimless. Don't you know everything?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:30 (two years ago)

It's hard to have a discourse if we can't agree on what words mean.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:30 (two years ago)

Liberalism as an economic and political project is as coherent as any really - I mean you can also argue about the definition of fascist, communist, social democrat, etc. The reason it's become a byword for "left of center" in the US is that any kind of credible left had been very effectively marginalized and erased from the mainstream. As this changes, the US definition of liberal starts to resemble that present in Europe - and obviously a lot of US liberals feel uncomfortable with where that positions them.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:35 (two years ago)

it would help if people didn't pretend these isms are perfect ideal types with clear boundaries

it makes most sense to me to define liberalism as the hegemonic common sense of the societies where most of us live and because that's not always the same liberalism isn't always the same and it has the same tendencies towards faction and syncretism and opportunism as any other political tradition but that doesn't make the word any more meaningless than "christianity"

Left, Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:39 (two years ago)

xp There still isn't much of a "credible left" in the U.S. Meanwhile, the American right has been able to characterize centrist and slightly left-of-center liberals (in the U.S. colloquial sense) as radical leftists.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:39 (two years ago)

Turns out the "liberal" is just a convenient label that means 'people who argue with my premises'.

lock thread, we got it sorted

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:42 (two years ago)

Well, according to xyzzz's post quoting the "Liberal" and "Commie" positions, I qualify as a Commie, since it was clear, succinct and agrees with my perceptions of the world. By comparison, Tooze's tweet was so ambiguous that it was impossible to extract any particular position from it, which is one of the most common complaints about liberals.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:43 (two years ago)

jimbeaux, that is why I said "as it changes", not "now that it's changed". Nonetheless all sorts of leftist positions are now popular, though nowhere near dominant or consensus, amongst left of centre ppl in the US that would have been viewed as insane extremism 20, 30 years ago. The move away from liberal as a self-identifier comes with that, I think.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:44 (two years ago)

I honestly can't think of a single political position that meets that description, but that's probably a failure of imagination on my part.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:51 (two years ago)

Well I don't live in the US but I can say I was speaking to liberal identifying Americans online and reading liberal identified US publications since the early 00's and the idea that there hasn't been a general leftward shift amongst these demographics AT ALL since the Clinton years...that does sound like we live in paralell universes, yeah.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:58 (two years ago)

it's been pretty wild hearing americans saying positive things about labour organising over the last decade or so I thought it would never happen

Left, Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:58 (two years ago)

remember when everyone told the story about getting in trouble for moving a chair like it was something that had actually happened to them

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:59 (two years ago)

also the Trumpian rhetoric that get's widely amplified in the US is wildly inaccurate and quite barmy. Like Kamala and Biden are communists and Marxists etc. Mind you it's almost as barmy as Starmer getting derided as a "lefty lawyer" by Sunak, really.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 16 September 2023 18:00 (two years ago)

Tooze is a very old-school liberal. Likes investment, isn't obsessed with means-testing, sees a lot of dangers with the way the right have been turning out in Europe.

The ones in the UK have totally lost the plot since Brexit and Blairism.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 September 2023 18:00 (two years ago)

xp Oh, no doubt there has been a leftward shift among a, perhaps sizable, part of the U.S. electorate. This is probably mostly among the younger demographic. However, to say that the positions they are taking would have been insane extremism 20-30 years ago ignores the political history of the U.S. There really is nothing new under the sun; if anything, the political left of the Boomer generation was more radical than its successors. If there have been any shifts that would have been unthinkable 20-30 years ago, they have come mostly in the realm of the personal, e.g., same-sex marriage, which truly was a fringe idea just a couple of decades ago.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 16 September 2023 18:02 (two years ago)

if anything, the political left of the Boomer generation was more radical than its successors.

A certain portion of it were so during their youth, sure (I hesitate to make grander pronouncements because I do think a lot of the boomer self-mythology is far from representative of the generation as a whole), but they didn't stay that way! By the time you get to the 90's for instance the economic orthodoxy of the boomer generation is pretty cemented and a lot of the ideas that came crashing down in '08 still taken as certainties.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 16 September 2023 18:08 (two years ago)

You'll get no argument from me on that. Of course, that happens to a lot of leftist movements, at least in the so-called "developed world," as their constituents age.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 16 September 2023 18:11 (two years ago)


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