If They Outlaw The Sandbox, Only Outlaws Will Be On The DC Thred (April)

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Welcome my brothers, sisters, DC-ers and well-wishers. Rest your head in the bosom of this thread.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

Is this a DC thread or a Sandbox memorial thread?

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

as if there's a difference

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

YES.

― John Justen, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

temperance hall 7pm then I get it

― TOMBOT, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

THAT WAS AN XPOST ALL THE RED SCARED ME.

xpost, again.

― John Justen, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

wait there's too many dc threads going on down in this bitch right now

TEMPERANCE HALL PPL

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, did the mickey "I've been banned" sandbox thread ever turn funny? I missed it after my post this morning.

― John Justen, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

no, it did not

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

well, ok, "go to your room peter" was pretty funny

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

ALL DAY MEETINGS SUCK, ESP. WHEN THEY INCLUDE MISSING THE DEPRECATION OF A BELOVED SANDBOX

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

guys i just hope the end of the sandbox doesn't mean bros like john justen, fluffy bear, and pleasant plains stop hanging here with us in dc thread.

(dan, grady, jimmy mod, and kevin i have no worries about)

― ghost rider, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Heh, remember that novel I burned? IT'S A SIGN.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

u sir r wrse tahn hitlers

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT?

― ghost rider, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

Blood Diamonds forever between HSTNGS THRD and DC, bros.

― John Justen, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

hm does this mean we gotta start worrying about gzeus here?

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Why do you think the HSTNGS name change happened?

So, no.

― John Justen, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

Why do you think the HSTNGS name change happened?

I had been wondering about that.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

It seems to be working so far!

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

this thred hasn't caught on. can only dcers start dc threds?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/walrus-kate.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps some pinniped picts?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/walrusteam-kento.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

~~this thred hasn't caught on. can only dcers start dc threds?~~DCers were drunk and didn't see/remember the new one

fixed!

― pretzel walrus, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

i just woke up, basically

― ghost rider, Saturday, 31 March 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

bless

― mookieproof, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

i got two bottles of kosher coke today!

― 69, Sunday, 1 April 2007 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

that's the refined sugar kind right?
I gotta learn how to grocery shop with you at some point

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 1 April 2007 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

hey check it out there's two threads :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

gsuy i just ate soup and it was pretty delicious, now i'm going to go to fiji and none of you will see me again, it's going to basically rule, i'll send pix.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.janeresture.com/fiji_historical_images/fiji_adi_cakabau.jpg

― ghost rider, Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

agh this thing is on my friend's back jesus
[image][Removed Illegal Link]

will this image work or be illegal WHO KNOWS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

lollllz oh well!!!
http://randomcrap.shutterfly.com/action/slideshow?a=67b0de21b32bf2e0c495&auto=0&idx=172&m=1&d=1175457569178

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b7dd11b3127cce98549a8cb2a900000027108QbNWTRs0aO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

that was me, the schef wants it clarified that she is not a crazy person repeatedly posting the same thing over and over and over or something

seriously just type img src in triangle brackets like it were a basic time of ye olde sandbox and then hit the buttom, it works

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

"push the buttom" should have been the title of that chembros album

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

wait, who's going to Fiji?

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

that's the refined sugar kind right?
I gotta learn how to grocery shop with you at some point

-- TOMBOT, Sunday, 1 April 2007 00:57 (22 hours ago)

yeah its so awesome - you can find it anywhere! its only in 2-ltr bottles - theyre the ones with the yellow caps.

― 69, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

ahh i tried that button but it didnt work!

― 69, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

bats are awesome!!!

― jessie monster, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― ghost rider, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://batroost.com/ProductImages/adoptions/egyptianlrg2.jpg

I wub him ^^^^

I WANT A BAT HOUSE.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bathhouse.com/images/bathhouse_home.GIF

― ghost rider, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

gis for "bathhouse" quite nsfw

― ghost rider, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

"bat house" is my favorite dance music genre.

also, fuck this job.

― I DIED, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cmt.com/shared/media/images/amg_covers/200/drd200/d237/d23778gq40s.jpg

^^ this record very 8080

― pretzel walrus, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

guys high noon was awesome! tho i always have quibbles with the ending, i'm like that.

― ghost rider, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

i guess i basically think every single movie ever should end like the third man

― ghost rider, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

we just saw high noon a few months ago it was the awesomes.

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- That would ruin the sweet perfection of Ghostbusters.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

I don't need a bat on my back, but I wish you well.

Goth hazing rituals. A bat on your back.

― Bimble, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

egon walking determinedly past the camera as winston lights a cigarette...

― ghost rider, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

"haven't got a sensible name, venkman"

― ghost rider, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

whaa 60 minutes just said that 6-foot tall penguin skeletons have been found! god damn

― 69, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

awesome thanks pete good reminder: IT"S ROONEY TIMES

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

a basic time of rooney

― pretzel walrus, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha WHY DO CANIDDATES SPEND 400 MILLIONS TO BE PREZIDENTS

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

it's rooney's world, we just live in it

― ghost rider, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

whaa 60 minutes just said that 6-foot tall penguin skeletons have been found! god damn

Wait, you mean Lovecraft was right? Bring on the shoggoths.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

dear drink that consisted of v healthy pour of makers, passion fruit juice, and jalapenos:

you are now my boyfriend :D

love,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

SINCE WHEN DOES ALLYZAY DRINK WHISKEY

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

ugh i been getting up at 530 all weekend gross

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

am or pm

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

AM 8[

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

you said it

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

my roommate, re: ZZ Top: "it's amazing that three dudes can make that much noise and still sound so good. definitely in my top ten concerts to see."

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

this work task is seriously melting my brane in a very bad way.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

What does said task involve?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

trying to mesh a set of comments from an architect in Miami with the drawings I did previously in order to make the permit office in Miami happy. It doesn't sound so hard but the permit office in Miami Beach is the most infuriating I've ever had to work with (twice in five years now), easily beating out NY, DC, and a number of other places and historic districts that have a well deserved reputation for being complete bastards.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

...and, tomorrow morning, contacting a printer in Miami and sending digital files to them so they can get in the right hands by noon. Oh the things I'll do to avoid being sued.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

I would say have some booze but now does not seem to be the time.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

(beartrap) and I'm totally photoshopped out after using it for 6 hours for actual work earlier.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

SEE I REMEMBERED

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

I think I see bourbon happening to my face sometime in the next 2 hours.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha beartrap

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

REVISED SUNDAY NIGHT PLANS:

bourbon
miller's crossing

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

In that order?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

simultaneously, starting now

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure why the only movies i ever want to watch by myself are film noirs.

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

no that's completely OTM

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

my plan upon getting home = miller's bourbon

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

hey brian can we organize a regular movie night wherein a couple people come over to your house and drink all your booze and abuse your projector?

i say this mostly because i still can't get anyone over to watch palm beach story with me, and also i think everyone should see thunder road because i:mitchum::the schef:steve mcqueen

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

oh srsly fuck that button i will never remember to hit it before posting

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/4/1/f_convertm_827904e.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

i have said i would watch palm beach story, but every time i come by your place someone is over there breaking yr computer with rem already.

beartrap -- i like that button better

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

(beartrap) and yes, I am totally down with making this projector + booze + basic time of friends happen on the regular.

And I totally want to see Palm Beach Story.

Maybe we should have a black and white movies and rye only rule.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

brian you know i think i actually would pay money to ensure your continued presence on this thread

(two beartraps there)

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

bitches only want me for my 'shop skills.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

Facebook will dispatch a real live person today to poke a friend of your choice.*

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

BEARTRAP i would do projector time of friends basically whenever everyone else wants to do it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

oh please let the security guard not be in the building hearing me laugh so hard at the facebook thing right now.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

Black and white film + rye = a fine idea. But what's the best such movie for rye?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

all right, the zapruder film it is then

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

Endless loop.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ee.columbia.edu/%7Eana/themovienight/movies/the_big_sleep.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of zapruder film Blades of Glory JFK-Marylin Monroe ice routine between Will Arnett & Amy Poehler = SOLID GOLD

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

CURSED BY MYSELF, FATTY

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

sorry i missed the movie, i didn't get the text until like 9:10 and was nowhere near gallery place :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

ok other things about the internet that are weird.

what the hell with the new gmail service where, instead of you like reading your mail on the internet, they will print out your e-mails and mail them to you at the post office? wtf?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah sorry dude, i was on some roast beef-stylee decision making shit earlier last night and had to see my bro before he went back to LA later

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

no worries, if any of y'all decide to see it I would see again A+

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell with the new gmail service where, instead of you like reading your mail on the internet, they will print out your e-mails and mail them to you at the post office? wtf?

It's almost like they could be kidding about it.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

i also missed you at the black cat, you left while alex and i were backstage awkwardly not actually talking to the electric six. we apparently just missed you, i was gonna grill you on the flick. the bc was nightmare crowded anyway. :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

ned shhhhhh you fucking boxcar

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

*whistles idly*

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

sorry I split probably 10 mins before you guys got downstairs, I was hella wiped out and needed to get to work fairly early today (like before 3pm)

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, why is YSI/Sendspace being a sandy douche such that I can't upload my band's rough demos so I can share them with friends?

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

dear ethiopiques vol. 13

i am really sorry for not listening to you more often when i first bought you - you are a total blood diamonds recording.

love,
ZR

ps raver wolf i've decided to spend a large portion of my day tomorrow making yr mix rather than working. this should make both of us happy.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

Hey work,

I'm done, fuck you.

HAHAHA

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Dear ZR

You are wise re: said collection

Love
The Guy Who Got Tons of Those Discs When Tower Died

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

ok guys my revised sunday night plans were some of the most 8080 plans i've ever made following an entire weekend of totally 8080 plans.

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

also lol i completely forgot that miller's crossing has the third man ending, aka the way all movies should end

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

dear drink that consisted of v healthy pour of makers, passion fruit juice, and jalapenos:

you are now my boyfriend :D

love,
ally

Dear Miss K.

Having heard of your unfortunate dailiance with that Kentucky cad and his even less respectable 'friends' I have no alternative but to call off our engagement.

Your, most sincerely and in great sadness,

Gin

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

raver wolf i've decided to spend a large portion of my day tomorrow making yr mix rather than working. this should make both of us happy.

:D

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

though wtf at me being up for over an hour already

ps - i am actually sitting outside the coffee shop, in the snow, waiting for the place to open because i am an idiot and thought the place opened at 6am, not 630.

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

poor river wolf

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'm inside now, tho, so that's nice

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

and it was a little embarrassing when dude came out to open the place and i'm huddled at a table over my laptop, looking pretty much the opposite of blood diamonds

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

what is the opposite of blood diamonds??

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, don't ask me til i've finished my coffee

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

that button is the opposite of blood diamonds

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

gin breakin up with me = the opposite of blood diamonds

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't want to say anything but i party with whiskey all the time and gin's always been cool with it before.

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, weird that gin would get all uppity about it at this point

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

paper guy just delivered a paper directly to another guy's table??? like walked in and put it down in front of him. is that a service you can order? is that the closest we get to NYC weedmen?

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit i'm tired

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

why do you wake up so early, river wolf?

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

most of the time: http://www.cascadetoboggan.com/images/Cascade-Toboggan-Screen-Shot-Lrg.jpg
today: http://pbskids.org/itsmylife/images/teststress1.gif

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know what that first thing is! skiing and sledding at the same time? penguins in snack canyon?

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

dear gawker media tech team,

fuck you all fuck you all fuck you all fuck you all wtf

yours,
tv's the longcat

ps oh hey movable type fuck you the most

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

i am a ski patroller. the sled is for when ppl get all hurt and shit and then we have to transport them down the mountain. that picture is of a ski patroller getting awesome with a sled.

yesterday i had a 6 year old with a spiral tib-fib fracture who wasn't even crying, just chilling out and digging the sled ride. it looked like he just had a bruise.

most people won't shut up, though: c.f. the kid i had the week before with bilateral tibfib fractures. unstable fractures, moving bones, etc.

most of the time, though, i'm just a glorified combination security guard/janitor.

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

a disconcerting number of my coworkers have mustaches.

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

ok, now you should work up a pilot script for an awesome baywatch-style series about your job called SKI PATROL

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

or study your doctor stuff, either one's cool

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

omg that's brilliant

bitching scenery, awesome shredding, wild parties, heroics, cruel mountain managers, idiotic tourists, mustaches

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

when really it's usually cold and snowy and you can't see shit, most patrollers only think they can shred and are sort of dweeby, everyone's grossly hungover all the time because there's NOTHING to do in ski towns and the paucity of women is alarming (MUSTACHES, GUYS), 'heroics' = courtesy rides for bad skiers from Chicago who are tired, etc

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

'shred' went from being a sort of ironic curio from my childhood to occupying an established place in my day-to-day vocabulary, is this embarrassing y/n

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

SKIWATCH

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

both

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

why do my friends send me things like this?

>>2 questions

>>Question 1:
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>>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
>>who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
>>had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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>>Question 2:
>>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
>>Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote
>>for?
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>>Candidate A.
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>>Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
>>He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
>>martinis a day.
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>>Candidate B.
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>>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>>college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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>>Candidate C
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>>He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
>>drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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>>Which of these candidates would be our choice?
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>>Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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>>Candidate A is Franklin D Roosevelt.
>>Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
>>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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>>And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you
>>said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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>>Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
>>someone.
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>>Wait
>>till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

>>Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs..built
>>the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic
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>>And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a
>>little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
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>>* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>>* 7 have been arrested for fraud
>>* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>>* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>>* 3 have done time for assault
>>* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>>* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>>* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>>* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>>* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
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>>organization this is?
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>>Give up yet?
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>>It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
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>>The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
>>designed to keep the rest of us in line.

/ethan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

AMATEURS BUILT THE ARK. PROFESSIONALS BUILT THE TITANIC. NEVER STOP MAKING PANCAKES.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

congress knows how to party

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

i know, i mean i was just assuming they were talking about my circle of friends to be totally honest.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

MY VOTE IS FOR A QUART OF WHISKEY

also, I would kill all this beethovens.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

CANDIDATE B CANDIDATE B

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

tho A has his good points too!

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD MORNING PS

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000M3439E.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

"you just killed beethoven"

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

everyone u woke up

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i was into candidate b myself

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

Professionals...
:|
B|
...built the Titanic.

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

dudes wtf was wrong with beethoven's mom that she had nothing but retards, btw?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey guys
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4716/andybx6.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ JW's flag cape

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.
Sleeps around. Does not know who your father is.

Candidate B.
Embarrassed the family again. Lost your car.

Candidate C.
Firm handshake. Drinks beer.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

omfg brian ZING

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

also i'd probably go with candidate b there again, i mean i can't help but vote for myself.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

haha i've got a mask exactly like BAMA's, given to me by a very drunk, wealthy Mexican tourist at a bus stop in colorado at 3am.

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

So then you're comfortable with A for the same reasons, then.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

zing?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

but also y

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

friend of mine in new york -- huge, loud, texan -- is a bike messenger, and occasionally likes to recklessly ride his track bike thru heavy traffic while wearing his luchador mask just to freak people out.

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

ugh guys i am really, really sore, like i feel like i was in a car accident. wtf?? i should maybe start doing yoga with mr. que or something.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

i don't do yoga i just haul wood chips and build doors for the garden and then i drink hoppy beers

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

wood chips? building doors?!?! who are you?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

uh, Kate's been calling me The Handy Door Man, so that works for me. the wood chips were for our new plot which is lovely.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

thank god you guys finally got a new plot, i was really tempted to keep mine and just offer it to you under the table but they were gettin real squirrelly over there about the fact that i hadn't shown up and weeded or anything in like a month so i told them to give it away.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i am excited for tomatoes and sugar snaps and lettuce and herbs

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

ok...so there's this lil' podunk fda division called the pr1or not1ce center, where, following passage of the bioterrorism act, importing companies are supposed to send notifications before their shipments hit US shores. nobody ever pays attention to them, including us, so when i stumbled across them i figured that it might be a nice little story to just sort of figure out what the hell's up there, what employees do, some of the stranger import requests they've received etc. - a "fun" piece, so to speak, if a f00d ch3mic4l nooz piece can ever be truly called "fun."

i originally called them directly, and got a generally enthusiastic response to my idea. but they were hesitant because nobody ever gets in touch with them, so they weren't sure of the proper protocol, and said i had to go through normal press channels, which i hate because they are always ridiculously inefficient and a needless pain in the ass. but yes, that's what i did. press person says no, it's another press person i need to speak to, so i call them instead. same thing happens. I GO THROUGH, AND I AM NOT EXAGGERATING, SIX PRESS PEOPLE, ONLY TO BE FINALLY TOLD THAT THE ORIGINAL PRESS OFFICER I HAD BEEN IN TOUCH WITH WAS THE RIGHT ONE.

i have been trying to set this stupid, ridiculous interview up for well over a month now. it has long since become a joke with which i sort of amuse myself, although i'd rather it be easy, somewhat interesting copy instead. so today i sent out my traditional monday morning "any chance we can actually do this thing this week?" email a few minutes ago and, amazingly, got an almost immediate call back from my press contact.

his response? they were really psyched over there to hear my request ("i think it was a real ego boost for them," he told me), because nobody ever wants to talk to them or even realizes they exist. so they held several meetings to discuss who gets to do this interview, and what they wanted to talk about, and official policy on the new lcd album or whatever. however, in the course of these meetings, they sufficiently psyched themselves out over potential security conflicts that actually, THEY DON'T WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE. final answer.

fuck.
this.
job.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

wow

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

the story of asking for the interview should be your story.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

that sucks big time. i hate to say it but i am not suprised because 90% of federal folk i come in contact with are just as ridiculous, but still: that sucks ZR. i was talking to a co-worker about this sort of thing once and we agreed the feds are not even kafkaesque, they are just pure kafka.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha xpost: META!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

if you hear any loud, repetitive crashing sounds reverberating from around 17th & K, don't worry, it's just me slamming my head on my desk

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

I want to work for pnc.

"Bob, are you sure you want me to write up this report? Could be a security risk."

"Seriously, dudes, if we all meet our deadlines our enemies might begin to recognize a pattern."

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/432141759_ef225f08d8.jpg

^^^^ this picture is awesome, guys.

zr let's both quit our jobs today.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

i got the weirdest texts that night

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

good to see JVLB keeping his head while all around him cover theirs in tinfoil tho

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

they look like sloshed roman emperors

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of texting, those "cell phone competition" people want to use the pic of me and you texting, alex. apparently it is a competition that if you can type 100 wpm (no "popular shorthand" whatever that means) you can win $10,000!!!!!!!!!!! i am even more pissed that they didn't just INVITE us as opposed to wanting to steal photos of us.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i don't know why i never clicked on the link they provided to me to figure this out before like 15 minutes ago, to be honest! it would've cleared up a lot of confusion over the weekend, and by a lot i mean all three minutes that i talked about it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

ok if the person who just favorited the picture of me drunkenly flipping off the camera is an ilxor and i'm just not recognizing you, plz come forward and admit it because otherwise that's just weird that a stranger would be all psyched for that picture.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

guys i miss the sandbox, it's really not coming back, is it

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

AND HE AINT COMIN BACK
TO YOUR HOMETOWN
TO YOURRRRRR HOOOOMETOWN
YR HOMETOWN

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

end of an era, bros

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

we need to scan in brian's tribute to the sandbox from friday.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Do you remember Murray the K,
Alan Freed, and high energy?
It's the end, the end of the 70's
It's the end, the end of the century

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm glad i spent seven hours one evening reading that entire fucking thread before it disappeared though

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://spiceol.com/Spice_Girls_CD_Goodbye_B.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

What is the probability that sandbox threads will be archived on ilx2?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

they won't.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

it's not a tragedy dudes. no one cut their finger.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

the mods said they were gonna try to, or try to try to, or something

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

i thought stet said there'd be a static archive but dude has burned us so many times before ;_;

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

it's ok dudes all good things must come to an end the bad ones just go on forever ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://beyondtherim.meisheid.com/wp-images/CappieBox2.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

I am wearing a beard and glasses, you guys are carrying the world

http://www.powellgospel.com/images/toon101.gif

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.carriescott.com/prodimages/CSletgo_1.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

guys, everything worthwhile we said on that thread can be easily found again by going to brian's photobucket account or icanhascheezburger.com, don't worry little bros.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

mr que i like your new mustache but you should put on pants if you're leaving the house

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

and stop being such a hippie you stupid hippie

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

are those wooden shoes??

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

dear ghost rider,

whatever.

p.s. i'm rubber yr glue

best

MW

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

honestly re: sandbox i'm more bummed out that my ilm thread requesting killed by death-ish suggestions has disappeared into the aether electronicus

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

dear mw's other picture,

let god what? let god WHAT???

yrs,
a.p.

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

i miss my dropout thread and i think whoever hosted that picture of the homeless kid stopped letting people hotlink it so it can never be recreated

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

dear ghost rider

let god nipple

best,

MW

P.S. Dear ghost rider,

The sandbox will move from ilx.thehold.net, aye. And if I can fix up the DB, we'll probably use it here on 8090 to test new code on. Or I'll put up an archive of the pages or summat. I'll need to see what's wrong with it first.

Cheers,
Stet

-- stet, Friday, March 30, 2007 4:24 PM (2 days ago)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

that shirt just exists to confuse the shit out of dudes who are peepin titties and make it even extra obvious that they're doing so.

fyi!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

dude i look weird and gross in that above picture! WTF

― 69, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

pete you're making the exact same face you make in every drunk picture of you ever?

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't take the picture!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

dude pete we all look like fucking idiots in that pitcher that's why it's awesome duh

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Reasons why the last weekend was great:

Driving a big yellow catapilla digger
Driving a pickup round the countryside with loud tunes, stopping to shovel mulch onto newly planted hedges
feeding baby lambs
Piglets

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www2.northerntool.com/product-1/200309899.htm ???

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/122088300_0b38125c3e_b.jpg

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think they should be using the digging implement for storage, is the thing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

i guess it was Mulch Weekend and we didn't even realize it

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

i obtain mulch hard one

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

ok i was looking for something sarcastic.jpg to post about puns but found this instead
http://www.digworld.com/oh/puns.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

angry flaming gumby otm

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

gumby's always such a dick. i mean, what is his problem, he has a pony and a pretty good life.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

wait is that a donut?

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

sure, donuts with cream cheese are pretty common.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

that's why he doesn't NEED the cream cheese, you jerk

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait he needs the hole in his head, too, or else he's just bread, nevermind

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D1087~Gumby-Don-t-Be-a-Blockhead-Posters.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

But he doesn't have a hole in his head. He's a torus.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

ALL THINGS ARE EITHER A TORUS OR A SPHERE PICK ONE

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

this conversation sucks.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

<img src="http://www.premavision.com/news/astro_photos/blockhead_lg.jpg">

i don't pokey should look so happy about whatever's going on here

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BASKETCASE BOXCAR ARGH

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

for christ's sake alex, just use the bbcode! it's clear the button doesn't work!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

I HATE THE BBCODE I'M GOING TO GO MAKE LUNCH NOW

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

the button works

http://www.premavision.com/news/astro_photos/blockhead_lg.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mediaspin.com/images/gumby-flex.jpg

BEARTRAP everyone hates it! but it's the only way!

BEARTRAP 2 you're the only person who can get the button to work!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

The only way to get the button to work is to copy alex's text, paste it into my computer at home, and click the button?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

dear grill who held elevator for me five minutes ago,

god damn, you are cute.

love,
ZR

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

He was once a little green slab of clay. Gumby!
You should see what Gumby can do today. Gumby!
He can walk into any book, with his pony pal Pokey, too.
If you've got a heart then Gumby's a part of you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

gumby is a sphere. lol at sexless freak.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

i just don't think there needs to be a button, that's all. oh hey, we'll let you use html again now but we'll set it up in such a way that you'll fuck it up 50% of the time and look like a complete idiot.

beartrap to everyone

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

He was once a thug from around the way. Eazy!

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

dear "supervisor" who really doesn't count as my supervisor anymore yet still is the person signing off on my shit because my actual supervisor is a lazy, confused dude,

hi. you came up to me and basically rushed me on this "6 month" evaluation that has to be done because it isn't on file (because i've been working here TWO YEARS FFS, let's not mince around and pretend this is a 6 month evaluation) and i cannot be considered for a "promotion" i do not want until that is done and filed with hr. so, i crank out a bunch of bullshit, waste an hour of my day A FULL WEEK AGO, and get it to you right away.

so, like, why are you walking around with it still in your hand, unsigned by you?

fuck all of you,
ally

BEARTRAP LOL @ EAZY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

omg I am on the phone with a contractor and he's conveying verbal instructions to his son to open and forward me an email. His son is nine.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

hi dc thread. all of the grad schools I am currently hyperventilating over are in your fine town. so I say hi.

someone hug me. :(

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit guys GIS for "beartrap" is srsly NSFW if safesearch is off

ie - bottom row, third image from left

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

you guys i just saw a thing on TV last night that blew my mind. it was jon favreau, kevin smith, jason biggs, george carlin and somebody else sitting around eating dinner and talking! i was horrified but could not look away. it was like staring into the very vortex of hell itself.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

hi jessie i will give you hugs
http://www.worldhealing.net/hugs/hugs2a.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://omahanightlife.com/images/Venues/Logos/beartrap.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

cuddlestein.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

rvrwolf sorry dude could you gimme yr email address again?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

OMG JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE 9 YEAR OLD

"Brian, it's Matthew. Just send you the email with an attached word document."

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

hey jessie. while we're always happy to have more bros, i cannot, in good concience, recommend that you move to dc.

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

putin_kissing_that_kid's_belly_wtf.gif

BEARTRAP: it is skowly at gmaoooooooooowwwllllll

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

lol i has a nickel

http://images.worldofstock.com/slides/MES1497.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ryan-silva.com/blog/bean/beartrap.gif

^^^^ beartrap.gif ^^^^^^^

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

BUT I HAVE TO LEARNED. xxxxxxpost :(((((((((

thx ally 4 hugz lez be friends.

omg ultra awkward retarded engineering ugrads in office RIGHT NOW:

"hi, we're here to pick up those two tubes. no we're not."
ME = o.O

^^^^ this is what this month's "OMG MY FUTURE WHAT I GONNA DO" nervous breakdown has turned me into.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:f_d8lboeM6SJ2M:http://www.woodpigeon-songbook.com/_img/buttons_beartrap_ay.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

tubes??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://blog01.kintera.com/troutunlimited/archives/Beartrap042504.jpg

GUYS THIS IS WHERE I WENT FISHING THAT ONE TIME, IN BEARTRAP CANYON

btrap: she means the internet, duh

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

"hi, we're here to pick up those two tubes. no we're not."
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BASKETCASES"

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ correct response

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere i'm here to pick up the internets i'm going to put them in my dump truck lol thx bye

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

I think they are building an internets. xxpost

not as funny now.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

ok so is three months enough time to get ready for the gre or should i give myself four?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

fishing in beartrap canyon, saving lives on the ski patrol, river wolf is kinda putting us all to shame here

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

i say take it tomorrow, screw prep

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere i'm here to pick up the internets i'm going to put them in my dump truck lol thx bye j/k no we're not u can't put an internet in a truck there's too many of it!

schef is right don't be a pussy

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

monday AM meeting today ended w/my end of the table whispering back and forth "what's wrong with her, she's on a rampage again" "i need a coffee now" "i could go for a vodka at this point" "a coffee with lots and lots of irish cream" + lots of eye rolling and exaggerated sighs

I wasn't even involved..! for crying out loud

― daria-g, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

wait we're supposed to study for the GRE???

I think I gonna take in september. :(

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

guys who improved the code by making it difficult to post b/c you don't have a choice but to review all messages xposted in between?

― daria-g, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

yeah thing is peter needs to teach me how to conduct mathematical operations first

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

the person suggesting coffee with irish cream tho probably otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider not 8080: i spent saturday night listening to a hippy band and getting talked at by a dude with a BOTTLE of LSD in his pocket and regularly deal with fratboys with chin beards

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

one nice thing, though: ski patrol locker room has a BEER VENDING MACHINE in it.

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

WHO IS THIS DUDE WHAT IS HIS EMAIL ADDRESS DOES HE ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS I NEED TO KNOW FOR THE GOOD OF THE FREE WORLD

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

i think someone MADE it?? like, bought an old pop machine and replaced the buttons with beer buttons and the pop with beer

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I am pretty much resigned to failing the math section(s). I never once finished a math section on the SAT.

LOL YOU SAID "POP"

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

i did v poorly on the math section of the sat, in fact i barely scored over the absolute lowest you could score!! pointless math section.

also vending machine awesome wow

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

big up the minnepop massive, y'all

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

lol pop lol minnesota

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY SAY POP, EVER

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

omg guys did you know they say coke in the south

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

My fun math SAT FACT:

I took the SAT in 7th grade. I scored 560 on the math section.

I took it again in 10th grade. I scored a whopping SIXTY POINTS higher.

UH.

LOL COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE. ALL SODA IS COKE.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

i did pretty good on math SATs which is surprising because i nearly failed every math class i ever took and would've if it hadn't endeared myself to various high school math teachers with my charming incompetence

beartrap everyone says pop in minnesota 100% of the time get over it ally

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

i refuse to believe that claim.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps my inability to differentiate between soda products caused me to do poorly on standardized math tests.

I did really well in math classes, but I can't do any calculations at all in my head, so yeah.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

i avoid embarassing myself out here on the coasts by only ever ordering beer and whiskey

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

i srsly say "pop"

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

guys true confession i took the sat after i left high school out of mostly boredom

beartrap no you do not, no one does that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

dudez could someone borrow me a pop

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

my officemate totally says "pop"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

BORROW ME

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even think that makes sense as a word for something

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

LOL EYE-TALIAN

beartrap shut up you

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god borrow me

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/4/2/f_beartrapm_3820d4e.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

YOU shut up you goddamned canadian

beartrap holy shit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

YES YES YES

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

someone photoshop this (NSFW)

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

or, like, don't

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

at all

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

James hears a noise and starts searching in his kitchen. James then walks toward the oven and the fridge, which he looks behind, while Bridget walks toward the cabinet. Then James looks at the table, he sees the cherry pie with a slice cut out. James becomes aware that someone else was in the house because Bridget is allergic to cherries. He becomes enraged. Bridget stays in front. Then he says "move" she says "no", then he repeats himself. After that he gets angry and says "Bitch, move!!" At this point, the lyrics of this song are reminiscent of the cliff hanger of the first chapter. James opens the door, and the narrator reveals the man is a midget.
^^^^ lol waht r u talkin about r kelly

beartrap that richmond thing makes even less sense than this pop thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

man most minnesota expressions were beat out of me but if i still drank pop i'd still say pop

mw i don't believe you the entire state of minnesota says "pop" and everyone else in the country laughs at us

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

agh fuck river wolf why did you do that to me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

srsly

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

uncool

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

so uncool

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

apparently you guys didn't GIS beartrap earlier

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

no, i'm lazy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

duck duck greyduck guys

beartrap IT IS BEARTRAP.JPG DUDES AND I WARNED YOU

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

woah alex u r right

http://www.uwm.edu/~vaux/coke-ajc-1-27-05.pdf

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

GRAY DUCK YES

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ending "Un-Cliffhanger" line: "Now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget! MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET!"

hahaha guys i'm kind of disappointed i stopped following the trapped in the closet saga after ep 6 or so ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK THIS GOOSE BUSINESS

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

whoops i'm sorry i guess my linguistics prof meant Missouri not every city ever, check it, divided almost in half crazy

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

"Borrow me" is more common in Wisconsin than Minnesota, but I still hear it from time to time.

I say soda, but I grew up saying pop.

Gray Duck allows for superior game play.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

okay, I lived in Georgia for five years and I never heard anyone use Coke as a carbonated beverage catch-all.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

duck, duck, duck... duck... g-grrreeeen duck... duck...

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

fluffy bear 8080 in other words

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i question the validity of that graphic.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

coming up with craaaaazy colors was the best

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

green duck otm

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

coke is actually the least used of the three: pop, soda, and Coke.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

i question the bit where they say "it would be easiest to say 'soft drink'" because UH?

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

HILARIOUS LAUGHING AT FOREIGN PEOPLE'S NAMES:

UFUK
MIAO MIAO (he goes by "Tiger" I swear to god)

okay, I lived in Georgia for five years and I never heard anyone use Coke as a carbonated beverage catch-all.

-- I DIED, Monday, April 2, 2007 2:07 PM (18 seconds ago)

Seriously? It, like, originated in Georgia.

Harvard has a really cool site that breaks down regional sayings and stuff but I am too busy with my real job to find it for y'all.

XXXXXPOST SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS IS MY THIRD TRY.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap - yeah duh it is much easier to say "booze"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

you guys seen a soft drink machine around here i'm thirsty

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

PLS BRING MIAO MIAO WITH IF YOU MOVE TO DC

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

but it would be easier to ask if there was a BEER MACHINE around lol u guys suck

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

"i'd like a booze, please"

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I thought "all-the-colors-in-the-world duck" was pretty clever until dude jumped up an tagged me and was all "that includes gray, DUH" and I was like totally sonned by a wee kid in a gray duck beef.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna start just making up shit and saying it and claiming it is a regional difference and see if it flies.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

HE GOES BY TIGER.

beartrap?

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

NOW YR CATCHING ON

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

awww I feel like the cool kids decided I would be their "fixup" project like Tai in Clueless and let me in the club.***

*** = this actually happened to me in fifth grade.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

ok rephrase - if i take teh gre in september, then apply places, that is more than enough time to start up a program somewhere by fall 08 right? because that is what i'm thinking i'll do. but it doesn't really look like you can sign up for a test date more than 3 months away, so must remember to look again l8r.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

I am going to start using "Michter's US9 Rye" as a general term for alcoholic beverages.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that is what everyone does pretty much. BEARTRAP

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

that should give you plenty of time i would think, yeah

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

dude though ILX 2.whatever is like stepping into a giant Russian nesting beartrap on this thread because you can never get out with everybody posting all the dang time

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

hey walrus i think that's right--you may wanna check to see when apps are due at the places you want to apply to--isn't it usually January?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ that took three tries

GAHHHH

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

the sooner yr in, tho, the smaller the applicant pool

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

awesome! yes now i must figure out a few things, key among them a) where i want to go, and b) what i want to do

yeah see now i miss no xpost notification. grass is always greener, cheaper on the other side.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, January at the earliest, March at the latest. A lot of places have rolling admissions now too so it is advantageous to get the GRE out of the way in Sept.

WHAT THE FUCK BEARTRAP.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

i gotta take the MCAT in a month and a half because i want to get my app in before all the real smart ppl do

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

you know, you don't need to take the gre depending on your program, zr.

BEARTRAPS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

dude you can go to med school with me, it'll be a breeze

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't have to take the gre but then again by program is sort of a joke? and i didn't want to take the gre?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I've only found one school so far that didn't require the GRE :/

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

actually pop vs. soda divides out pretty crazy like all major cities say pop on the east side and soda on the other side, or vice versa, is what my linguistics teacher told me.

also in richmond you say, "I'd like a Coke."
WAITRESS: "What kind."
you say, "Sprite."

-- Mr. Que, Monday, April 2, 2007 1:02 PM (12 minutes ago)

In 2.5 years of living in Richmond, this never happened to me.

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

i don't want to take the gre either but probably will just for the hell of it some day, i mean why not.

BEARTRAP jessie, tom is at gw and didn't have to take the gre! but it is program-dependent there, some of their programs do and some don't :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

also getting a suck score in, say, the math section when yr applying to English or something isn't really a big deal

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT IF YOU DON'T WANT A SPRITE

oh beartrap there's no point

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel: not enough sour cream [frown]
me: ...........in missed cxns?
Laurel: IN MY QUESADILLA
Laurel: [redacted]
me: UH

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm def. going for IR and they are all "LOL WE R STILL PRETENDING WE R 'SERIOUS LIBERAL ARTS' U TAEK GRE" so I think that's why.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

In 2.5 years of living in Richmond, this never happened to me.

-- n/a, Monday, April 2, 2007 2:17 PM (55 seconds ago)

Dear n/a

Sorry.

Love

The City of Richmond.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Also, even if that were the case, why wouldn't you just say "I'd like a Sprite" to start with? EFFICIENCY.

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

i cannot think of a time in which i've ever wanted a sprite.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

I worried when I moved to Chicago that everyone would say "pop" all the time, which is dumb, but only old people say that, it seems.

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Richmond speech is anything but efficient

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

when i was a kid visiting the britishes fam i'd get shanties which were half beer and half sprite.

beartrap: no one is interested in yr 'theories' n/a

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

see i'm sort of counting on it as a big psychic "aw it's ok baby, things aren't so bad" head pat more than anything else, except perhaps as a way to help slightly negate those few years of school i spent taking drugs in bed

BEARTRAPS GALORE

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

when did beartrapping xposts begin?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

this entire thread is making me worried that if i ever leave the eastern seaboard i'm going to be accosted by people screaming "pop" at me.

beartrap: HALF BEER HALF SPRITE OK NO DUDE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Que you're clearly making shit up. Which is totally in keeping with the spirit of DC threads, so blood diamonds.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

THE SOUTH IS NOT ABOUT EFFICIENCY. IT IS ABOUT CARS GOING AROUND IN A CIRCLE FOR SIX HOURS. Beartrap like cwazy

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

i wrote "beartrap is the new x post" in our amazing notebook of amazing things that we wrote up on friday night in the bar, fluffy bear.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

half beer half sprite = pretty rad when you're 12

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap walrus, I know, I am hoping my math score will be semi-okay so I can just assume I got a C in the lowest math class my school offers because I never went to class.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

man just ask them to give you a straight up beer, i mean they're obviously ok with giving you a half of one, why water it down with something nasty.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

thx beartrap

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

THE SOUTH IS NOT ABOUT EFFICIENCY. IT IS ABOUT CARS GOING AROUND IN A CIRCLE FOR SIX HOURS

THIS IS WHY I DO NOT LIVE THERE NO MORE

beertrap

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Harvard has a really cool site that breaks down regional sayings and stuff but I am too busy with my real job to find it for y'all.

XXXXXPOST SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS IS MY THIRD TRY.

-- jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:09 (10 minutes ago)

dude that site is so awesome

― 69, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

"What kind of beer would you like?"

"A martini"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

i wouldn't mind getting caught in a beertrap guys amirite?

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://cfprod01.imt.uwm.edu/Dept/FLL/linguistics/dialect/staticmaps/q_63.html

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

I LIVE MY LIFE IN A BEERTRAP

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

esp if we're going to do this new coke-style thing and use beer as a generic term for any sort of alcohol, which i think i like.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

d. velvet (0.00%)

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, I'd totally like a strawberry other.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

On the Chicago thread we started using the word "pizza" for any kind of delicious snack; ie, "I think I will have cheese fries for pizza." It hasn't really caught on.

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god the idea of ordering a chocolate cabinet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

i've tried using that with ppl out here, nick. so far so good??

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

56. Pantyhose are so expensive anymore that I just try to get a good suntan and forget about it.
a. acceptable (29.23%)
b. unacceptable (67.26%)
c. not sure (3.51%)

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

dear sonic,

i really enjoy your banana split cabinet, but man does that fuck up my equilibrium for the rest of the day. plz to introduce sugar-free cabinets.

thx,
ally

beartrap I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE PANTYHOSE QUESTION AT ALL

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

haha I like that milkshake chart where nobody responded "velvet", like they're just throwing in trick answers.

(beartrap)

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

my roommate says "anymore" in that way ALL THE FUCKING TIME

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

really irritating

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

i'll bet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

he does a lot of irritating stuff, actually

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

110. What do you call the night before Halloween?
a. gate night (0.39%)
b. trick night (0.33%)
c. mischief night (10.84%)
d. cabbage night (1.68%)
e. goosy night (0.37%)
f. devil's night (11.13%)
g. devil's eve (0.78%)
h. I have no word for this (70.38%)
i. other (4.11%)
(10640 respondents)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

j. drinkin island

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

like the other day when he walked out of the bathroom with his beartrap just hanging out all over the place

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

i have no word for this

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

I AM A CAT I HAVE NO WORD FOR THIS

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/icannotusethis.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

k. you just killed beethoven

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha goosy night.

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

WTF i have only even heard of one of those halloween things

BEARTRAP FGOREVER

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/46991.1010.A.jpg

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

82. What do you call the gooey or dry matter that collects in the corners of your eyes, especially while you are sleeping?
a. crackling (0.16%)
b. sleep (37.78%)
c. sleeper (4.23%)
d. sleepy (1.56%)
e. sleepies (5.17%)
f. sleepy seed (1.67%)
g. sleepy bugs (0.75%)
h. eye booger (10.68%)
i. eye shit (0.45%)
j. eye crunchie (0.13%)
k. eye crusties (3.10%)
l. sand (7.77%)
m. kitty (0.05%) <----- wtf
n. gunk (7.09%)
o. matter (1.63%)
p. I have no word for this (8.73%)
q. other (9.05%)
(10627 respondents)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Also "mischief night" is the lamest thing ever.

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

crackling

EWWWW

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

kitty haha

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:L0r_LD8v8HAcGM:http://www.beartrapping.com/images/logo1.gif

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

"sleepy dust" must be like half of that "other" category

xpost UH "mischief night" is CORRECT

― 69, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

SAND?

― 69, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS HANG ON WAIT CHECK THIS OUT
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/251/443878717_8e621a8db9.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

107. What do you call a traffic jam caused by drivers slowing down to look at an accident or other diversion on the side of the road?
a. rubberneck (2.00%)
b. rubbernecking (14.94%)
c. rubbernecking is the activity (slowing down and gawking) that causes the traffic jam, but I have no word for the traffic jam itself (60.53%)
d. gapers' block (2.55%)
e. gapers' delay (1.87%)
f. Lookie Lou (1.59%)
g. curiosity delay (0.80%)
h. gawk block (0.64%)
i. I have no word for this (11.38%)
j. other (3.70%)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i. eye shit (0.45%)

lol .45% of respondents were totally blood diamonds

beartrap jesus christ ally

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

118. What do you call a drive-through liquor store?
a. brew thru (3.44%)
b. party barn (0.71%)
c. bootlegger (0.13%)
d. beer barn (2.84%)
e. beverage barn (0.81%)
f. we have these in my area, but we have no special term for them (31.35%)
g. I have never heard of such a thing (48.26%)
h. other (12.45%)
(10458 respondents)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

oh is THAT what a gaper's block is???? i had never heard that until some blog in chicago

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

I seriously want to murder everyone who uses the word "frappe." It has caused me NOTHING but pain.

Also everyone laff at me when I say "buggy" instead of "shopping cart."

"Aw damn, traffic's all slowed up 'cause of the curiosity delay."

PARTY BARN.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

ok "devil's night" is something i've heard of but we never called it anything growing up. "mischief night" is somehow even lamer than "cabbage night," the mid-atlantic's regional phrases are way goofier than the things minnesotans get shit for saying

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

can we call threads "party barns" from now on please?

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

BUGGY LOL

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:L0r_LD8v8HAcGM:http://www.beartrapping.com/images/logo1.gif

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

cabbage night looks like a mostly vermont thing

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

i've never heard of "mischief night" or "cabbage night" i mean ffs.

also yes party barns is an ok idea.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

I seriously want to murder everyone who uses the word "frappe." It has caused me NOTHING but pain.

WTF do these people wear knickerbockers and ride around in horseless carriages too?

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mdresort.com/images/lodge/barn1sm.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

"Party barn" makes me think of Footloose.

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

it's fucking Boston, so duh yes. beartrap

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

frappe is not as much a WTF as sprinkles=jimmies in Boston.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

frappe = milkshake
milkshake = lukewarm drink consisting of milk and malt powder.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

121. What word do you use for gawking at someone in a lustful way?
a. ogle (43.77%)
b. oogle (15.05%)
c. oggle (pronounced to rhyme with "boggle", but may still be spelled "ogle") (22.77%)
d. I use both oogle and ogle interchangeably (3.65%)
e. I use both ogle and "oggle" (4.45%)
f. I have no word for this activity (7.33%)
g. other (2.98%)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

wait how do you pronounce "ogle" if not "oggle"?

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i say oggle but i know a shitload of people who say "oh-gle"

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

with a long o instead of a short o

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

i say "oh-gle" :/

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

We are learning a lot today

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

about each other

― n/a, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

120. What do you say when you want to lay claim to the front seat of a car?
a. dibs (20.99%)
b. shotgun (69.04%)
c. hosey (0.33%)
d. high hosey (0.11%) <------ these people and the previous group are all insane y/n
e. I have no term for this (6.57%)
f. other (2.96%)
(10648 respondents)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

66. What do you call the miniature lobster that one finds in lakes and streams for example (a crustacean of the family Astacidae)?
a. crawfish (38.82%)
b. crayfish (32.45%)
c. craw (0.03%)
d. crowfish (0.03%)
e. crawdad (19.48%)
f. mudbug (0.10%)
g. I have no word for this critter (5.43%)
h. other (3.67%)

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

77. What do you call the activity of driving around in circles in a car?
a. doing donuts (80.71%)
b. doing cookies (1.74%)
c. whipping shitties (1.43%)
d. other (16.12%)
(10011 respondents)

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

The redundant g in "oggle" works because it is like an onomatopoeia for what lustful gawking would sound like if it made a sound.

It's still spelled ogle, though.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

totally whipping shitties.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

117. What do you call the level of a building that is partly or entirely underground?
a. basement (60.67%)
b. cellar (1.66%)
c. I use both, and they mean the same thing (12.60%)
d. A basement is finished (for example with plastered or painted walls, carpets, etc.), whereas a cellar is unfinished (made up of bare stone or cement, used only for storage). (15.31%)
e. A cellar has an outside entrance (some call this a "bulkhead"), whereas a basement does not (8.40%)
f. other (1.36%)

the people who answered d or e are pedantic assholes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh it's whipping shitties for sure

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Guys I call high hosey on the trip to the party barn, after which let's whip shitties in the middle school parking lot, y/n?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

c/d whipping shitties in the (new) catholic church parking lot

BEARTRAPPING.COM

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

90. What do you call the box you bury a dead person in?
a. coffin (65.82%)
b. casket (18.09%)
c. a coffin and a casket are not the same, and I know the difference (10.25%)
d. other (5.84%) <----UH

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

I am calling high hosey from now on. This will lead to arguments that I am willing to defend.

It's all beartrap at this rate.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

god sendspace and gmail are both being amazingly retardo and nonfunctional, rw is it cool if i ysi?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

there is a high concentration of coffin "others" around providence so I am thinking "trunk of a car."

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

e. big boy bass fishin' cooler

beartrap senduit.com

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

wow it's beautiful out.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

That's the final nail in the "not alive no more box".

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

f. boxcar

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

g. letter to heaven

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

btw guys fishing coolers are blood diamonds for dead bodies if they're missing some stuff

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://files.myopera.com/Eddie_Lopez/blog/The_More_You_Know.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

guys I am seriously cracking up at whipping shitties for many minutes now.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

if there's a non-funny usage of themoreyouknow.jpg i have yet to see it

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

YAY I GOT YSI TO WORK

http://www.yousendit.com/download/QlVqTkFqQzd6RTgwTVE9PQ

HOORAY I AM AWESOME

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

am the only one that actually says "whipping shitties"??????

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

not anymore

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Awesome, Dan. I don't have sound at work, so I will listen at home.

beartrap

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

guys I am seriously cracking up at whipping shitties for many minutes now.

ditto

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

wait i missed what whipping shitties means

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Everybody in Hastings said "whipping shitties". The first time I heard somebody say, "Let's do some donuts," I thought, "You pussies have got to be kidding me with this Mickey Mouse Shit."

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha whipping shitties wow

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

ally whipping shitties means drinking beer and playing wii

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bentleypublishers.com/images/features/gdaz/bentley.gdaz.zanardi-doing-donuts.jpg;jsessionid=amthY4m3w6yh

snowy parking lot = great success

beartrappin'

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

fluffy bear otm re: stupid pussies

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

mickey mouse shit = easy math problems

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

mark you're a liar

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

"liar"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

i regret to say that if we ever referred to such a thing in minneapolis, we'd probably just say "doing doughnuts," but NONE OF US EVER HAD CARS SO IT WASN'T EVEN REALLY AN OPTION

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

John J whipping shitties = Sunday morning.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

lol pussies

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

I once had the high hosey while whipping shitties on my high school football field in a 76 Buick Skylark.

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

there's totally a website dedicated to that

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cinepad.com/images/dazed2.jpg

l-r: nickalicious, fluffy bear, j justen

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

i have done this, but on a motorcycle. it actually was not as fun as it would seem to be, it is more "terrifying". in a car though it is fun esp if you are trying to get someone off the roof of the car.

i do not know how to drive so i had high hosey in all of these whipping shitties experiences.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

dearest van der graaf generator's pawn hearts,

look, i like you - not as much as i thought i would (you are way more like prog proper and not as much like HEAVY FUCK JAMZ as i'd been led to believe) - but i do like you. that said, i think in you i've finally discovered a record that i cannot in good conscience force my officemate to sort of listen to. sorry bro. we'll still have good times, honest. i mean, you've helped me identify a boundary, a definition of the kind of person that i am: i am not the kind of person who will force their officemate to sort of listen to van der graaf generator. and for that, i thank you.

respectfully,
ZR

(ps - that one section of "man-erg" about seven minutes in, where the fuzz sax shit kicks in with that real sharp drumbeat? that is awesome! you should sound like that all the time!)

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Me encanta English.

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

It is so blood diamonds up in this party barn.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

poll what is the most fun thing to do in yr car with yr pals

x whip shitties
x do donuts lol pussy
x ghost ride the whip
x weed
x neck

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

guys I think "whipping shitties" has to be the name of a dance party at the Flying Dawkins

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

where is cruise

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

the strip ain't gonna cruise itself dammit

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

it sounds like a redneck bar band, to be honest

beartrap oops

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

whipping shitty

10 oz whipped cream
10 oz jello
1 shot of everclear

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

someone start a real poll i don't even know how to

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know that "The Whipping Shitties" would be a redneck bar band. "Whipping Shitties" might be the name of a redneck barband song, though.

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

it wouldn't be THE Whipping Shitties. Just Whipping Shitties. But yeah, you're 8080

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

my friend nei1 once picked a bunch of us up at the hard times in his mom's car and proceeded to drive around seward at breakneck speed at 3 a.m. to the sound of "supercallifragilistic-expialidocious." he was probably hitting 90 on residential streets and whipping around corners with tires screeching. he dropped us back off at the cafe just as the song ended and sped off.

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap - check your email broster!

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53043#unread

<janet> ALL 4 U, RIVER WOLF </janet>

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

that was pretty much the closest to car-related hijinks we could accomplish in high school, everything else was bus, bike, or walking hijinks.

beartrap etc

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

John J has an awesome car hijinks story that culminates in him accidentally whipping shitties on my then-girlfriend's neighbors' lawns.

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

freestyle walking

ps - thanks janet ;)

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

pw: got it! v v diamonds of you

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

TS: "blood diamonds" vs "diamonds and pearls"

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

that's not even a question, dan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/4/2/f_fbfw040207m_46cae07.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

fbfw 8080

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure even i don't know what we're saying anymore

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

ahg dhahdhavdvasdvagsvdgasgv asdasdashdvasas!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

omfg the fax machine in this office just suddenly started going insane and making screaming noises and this woman's voice is doing the "please hang up and dial again" and it won't stop someone help foiahfnpgbafhn8ogafpg afvoia paruhrarrrrgh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

YOu need to whip shitties at it.

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh i don't know why that reminded me of this but: apparently on saturday night one of the patrollers took a CHAINSAW to the locker room stereo while it was playing like a journey song or something as an april fool's joke????

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

the chainsawing part was the joke, not playing journey. guys do that seriously.

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

ok that would be a pretty good april fool's joke except i dunno about ruining a journey song like that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

SKI PATROL: IN COLOR

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Rock Singers Wanted 19-23
A Super Huge Rock Band Is Forming Will Be The Only Group That Matters
www.theinternetband.net

― 69, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

The Group Will Have 5 Lead Singing Capable Musicians+ Great Original Songs+ Great Obscure Cover Songs= The Worlds Greatest New Rock Band............I Say Yeah! Yeah Yeah Yeahh..........I Got Fame........Right Here............If You Want It. The Beatles Had 4 Singers, I Want 5. Are You Worthy?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

well then, fuck grad school.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

is it a band of the entire internet???

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

jessie maybe that's what those guys wanted the tubes for

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

actually i gotta say looking over the dude's plan, he's got it figured out pretty well

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

most of us are too old for that band ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

that band is my demographic

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, you left out the part about getting in a slow speed residential chase with the cops. And the fact that it was 11 AM. And the fact that we only got caught because it was so fun that we went back and did it again an hour later.

xpost: perhaps they are looking for a quantity of 19-23 singers, in which case us oldsters can live our RNR dreams.

― John Justen, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

Update Feb 24th- I Really Would Like To Have At Least One Roger Daltrey, Sammy Hagar Type Singer In This Group. Two Or More Would Be Better.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

To The Older Guys That Have Emailed Me, Thanks. I See You Can Do Alot Of Things. Well You Should, You're Had 6-8 Years To Learn More Stuff. Is It Wrong For Me To Think, That If You Haven't Done Something Great By Now That You Won't Or Can't?

ZING ZANG ZONG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I am kind of wondering if this guy is Charles Manson.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

naaaah i already did great stuff

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Update-Feb 24th. I Received 23 Emails Total, Counting The 3 Days Before My Birthday, My Birth Day And The 3 Days After My Birthday. Only One Person Wished Me Happy Birthday.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

If Your Songwriting Is Below Average, Your Looks Should Be Above Average, And Vice-Versa.

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

daerest brian what should i eat at the nooshi tonight?

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ Vice-Versa (beartrap)

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

well that sounds about right

BEARTRAP

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

why can't you write good and look good too.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Curry Laksa is the jam

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

i mean seriously his standards for people in a band are crap. i should've realized that when i read the section he wrote using alice in chains as an example of anything.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

LOL I am going to email that guy in 6-8 years when this hasn't gone anywhere and be all "in yo FACE! Beartrap bitch!".

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

peanut noodles also pretty good. Stay away from the sushi, noodles are the strong suit.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap brian is right curry laksa is the jam

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, you're probably right schef, this thing will never get off the ground :(

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

DO IT ON HIS BIRTHDAY, NICK, THAT'LL SHOW 'IM BEARTRAP

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to punch myself in the face in front of my coworkers and see if that is crazy enough behavior to get me fired and put on disability

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

people will just say you are copying Fight Club. :/

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to punch someone else in the face in front of my coworkers and see if that is crazy enough behavior to get me fired?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

no punching

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

punch a child.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

also fight club

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

jessie otm

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

i'm stone cold out of options here

beartrap YES re: children punching

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna nick cage it up in this bitch and punch some preteen girls

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

their heads are so soft, too, so it won't hurt your hand.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

punching is even dumber than drinking

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

your mom is dumber than drinking.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

your mom is drunk

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

bribe a kid with toys or some shit

BEARTRAP CUT IT OUT

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

your mom's a beartrap between her legs

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

mw, you just don't know how to live.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

MY FAMILY HAS A HISTORY OF ALCOHOLISM SO SHUT UP. ;_;

beartrap

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

i love how you guys think i'm serious!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

MY FAMILY TOO PRETTY MUCH EVERY FAMILY HAS IT

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

stupid or no, i am totally going to pharmacy bar's birthday party tonight

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

no if you bribe it, the kid might not cry convincingly. Tell it you have a puppy in your office and you need a puppysitter. Then POW.

beartrap: dude I was kidding.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh come on so was i

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

ok wtf guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

OH MY GOD A ROBOT WOMAN JUST WALKED IN HERE.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

we don't think you're serious. we KNOW you're serious. ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

MY WEEKENDS AND WEEKDAYS HAVE A HISTORY OF ALCOHOLISM

― John Justen, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

i am not serious cat.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

JJ is 8080

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

YOU GUYS THERE IS A ROBOT IN HERE. SHE MOVES AND TALKS LIKE A ROBOT. SHE HAS NO FEELINGS.

I think she is interviewing for the new position. :( Please do not be my robot-boss.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

you mean "roboss" right lol

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

wait like a real robot?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

ROBOT WOMAN WHAT ALSO JOHN JUSTEN OTM

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

I am not sure I need to take her apart and check.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

i would rather have a robot boss than a 35 yr old virgin boss who bitches me out for getting coffee, which is what i have now

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

"take her apart and check"

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

;)

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

that's weird. i should not ever complain about my boss

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

if your office is run by real actual robots i am interested in applying for a job there

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/hanna/uniblab.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

this was our encounter:

ROBOT: [enters office, stares blankly until I stop typing ILX post]
ME: "May I help you?"
ROBOT: "I have an appointment with [department head] at 4:00. My name is [some robot name]."
ME: "Right down there, second office to the end."
ROBOT: [stares blankly, I swear to god her body turned and her head didn't.] "Thank you."

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

my boss is v v needy and will basically let you do whatever you want if you make him think that he's cool

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

oh so now u r lying to us about robots

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

mw i thought i told you this? "please get your coffee before you come in [bear in mind that i get coffee DOWNSTAIRS and take no more than approx. 5 minutes to do so first thing in the morning when nobody's really expected to do shit anyway] because as the situation stands you're obeying the letter of the law, but not the spirit"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

i want to eat something with cherries. HELP ME BRIAN HELP ME

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

then the next day he wanted to talk about steely dan for 30 minutes

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

my boss is two years older than me and sends me pictures of pandas.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

xpost what the fuck is the spirit of the law as it applies to coffee ffs?

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

<img src="http://www.ubiobio.cl/~gpoo/images/kraftwerk/kraftwerk-the-robots-2004-11-10.jpg">
WE DEMAND YOUR SELF-EVALUATION

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

you work for JW?

beartrap

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

time for another beer

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

"because as the situation stands, i'm a dick, and i'm a dick"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit i was supposed to take a nap

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

some drinking and some punching, that's my plan for the rest of the day

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

then the next day he wanted to talk about steely dan for 30 minutes

-- pretzel walrus, Monday, April 2, 2007 3:52 PM (33 seconds ago)

man boss's r suck dicks, that is lame o

klg u should eat a cherry poptart

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

but you know whatever i'm down for some beers, ain't got shit to do today anyway

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

alex is notgoodatinternetscat.jpg today it seems

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i need to drink more at work i don't know why i haven't applied the lessons of pomegranate margarita lunch to my everyday life

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Q, fritz says the cherry mojito at firefly is really good. Other than that, I'd suggest armacnac soaked cherries as the best possible cherry-based food.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

armagnac

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

ally that is basically all cats, though, i mean have you seen a cat use the internet??

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

fucking a dudes stop posting for like one minute because the way to new xpost thing works basically prevents anyone from ever posting again!! it's like playing the slots or something at this point.

xpost i cosign on cherry mojito

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

My boss just came out to find out about the robot and she had a big blob of ink on her chin. ROBOT LADY WOULD NOT FIT IN HERE.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

i don't want cherry poptart, i want sun-dried cherry creme brulee!

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

fuckers can't even read

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

cats, robots, or cherries?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

all of the above beartrap

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT WAIT ALLY TAKE APART YOUR BOSS TO SEE IF HE/SHE IS ROBOT = PROBLEM SOLVED.

― John Justen, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok so that was a preemptive beartrap

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

maybe i will go to firefly for cherry mojito before meeting mw for the nooshi and the blossoms!

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not anywhere near as happy as notgoodwithcomputerscat.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

i know he's not a robot, robots usually don't eat thousands and thousands of nicotene lozenges a day ;_;

beartrap q when are you going to firefly?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

ppl would probably cool down and not post so fast if they got beartrap.jpg whenever they beartrapped

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

dude KLG what time you getting out of work?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno, five or something?

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

you wanna also have cherry mojito? srsly i am craving cherry

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

hi dc thread. all of the grad schools I am currently hyperventilating over are in your fine town. so I say hi.

someone hug me. :(

I will hug you an welcome you as the britisher gatecrasher; i'm mainly here to insult these guys' srinkin' habits and to try and out manly river wolf, who may well ski down mountains recuing children but I drive bigger construction machinery, bottle feed cuter lambs and orchestrate better campfire food. Also I get my drinkin' on 5 hours before these scunners.

I'd suggest armacnac soaked cherries as the best possible cherry-based food.

what a waste of good armagnac, I wish I'd packed my flask for this trip and i don't feel like trekking down to the hotel bar for a genever.

maybe i will go to firefly for cherry mojito before meeting mw for the nooshi and the blossoms!

do not want unless they are really really sour cherries.

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

ok i might be able to leave here early, just FYI. we should do cherry post dinner

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i do want a mojito but will not be out of work until 6 at earliest :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i remember xtian was trying to bring back "cherry" as an adjective of awesomeness for a little while

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

man it's totally cherry outside right now

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

who is he, vince vaughn

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

he is clearly a tit

xpost

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

"xpost?"

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

yellowcard.jpg, no one calls xtian a tit!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

all hail xtian, king of cherry

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah seriously

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

btw Ed i will fite you u about campfire food

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

so wait we do cherry mojito after dinner or after blossoms or ???

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

after dinner or ???

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

i would vote do cherry mojito during ALL of it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

i propose 1) dinner 2) cherry mojitos 3) blossoms, 'cause it should be dark out by then.

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

schef 8080

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

no why are you fucking up our plans we had good plans and u fucked em up.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

4) WHIPPING SHITTIES

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

I did a fuggin' lamb tagine made with homemade chutney and preserved lemons, and a mushroom stroganoff the night before.

I will come to DC to call xtian a tit.

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

wait, i fucked them up HOW?

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ed we will then fite you and it will hurt

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

xtian would probably just nod and be like, "yeah, you're kinda right" is the thing about this tit business

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

haha Mr. Que sorry yr plans got fucked up by the addition of DRINKING

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh snap, dude

beartrap i got pwned

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

you guys should all come join team blood diamonds at the raven instead of blossoms is the thing

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

these are the plans that are best
1) cherry mojito 2) cherry mojito 3) cherry mojito 4) switch to something else cos yr sick of cherry mojitos, for example you might like to drink some red wine 5) red wine 6 )red wine 7) cherry blossoms 8) ??? wherein "???" means beer

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

9) muddin

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

10) playin with some dogs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey speaking of ??? should I go to this y/n

http://www.montanabeerfest.com/

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

guaranteed: shitty bands

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

idon't see why you wouldn't

beartrap: hmmm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

UH WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

my buddy wanted to organize the World's Largest Shotgun for the Guinness Book but never got his act together 8[

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

is there a reason not to?

beer festivals are about shitty bands and drink so much you don't care. How else do chas and Dave get booked for the GBBF every year?

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Not sure where else to post this but I can't not post it: looking at a farm policy right now, it has this as the livestock schedule (where it would usually say like "3 dairy cows" etc):

TWO PLEASURE HORSES

I am emailing the client some promotional photos from the Harry Potter naked horsefucking play or whatever.

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

10ft tall and 80 proof could be worthwhile, in a Chas and Dave kind of a way.

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i am definitely guided by beer fests that's for sure

what the fuck is even going on in that post nick beartrap

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

oh christ don't even bring THAT up. (beartrap)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i think they're a 'neck band that's probably secretly ok when yr on drinkin island

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.deltamusic.co.uk/image/product_180_38145.jpg

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

aw c'mon they look like total bros

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

damnit I have forgotten the pasword to my secret identity

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sure they are!

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

pw: whippin shitties

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

or however you spell that in England

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

THEY'RE BOTH GIVING ME BEER WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE UNLESS YOU'RE MR QUORBIUSE OVER THERE BEARTRAP

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

ps speaking of bros you are a total bro ZR, thanks duder

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah those guys look basically like a solid time of drinkin buddies, i dunno about calling them lame.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah well, i've see the Broad Comedy ladies before and they are not funny

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

wtf guys i just beartrapped myself??

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

PLEASURE HORSES was joy division's original name btw

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

thruthelookingglass.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

river wolf i really hope you're not talking about beatrap.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE AND THE LYING TODAY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

"beatrap"!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVENT LYED ALL DAY

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

nah just badatinternetscat.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Bea_Arthur.jpg

beartrap oh ok what about the wii and beer thing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

that was a joke

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Are we talking about lying with ladies or with untruth because I haven't done any of either today.

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

don't joke about that

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

"lying with ladies"

...some drunk girl was hitting on me once (DID NOT WANT) and was all "it'd be cool if you stayed, but i'm not sure you could lay with me"

okay lady

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

ladies be crazy

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

who says things like that?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

that lady

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

you know, the one

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

well FUCK that lady in the cosmic sense

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

does everyone know that i'm kidding when i say drinking is stupid? i'm totally kidding, right? y'all know that, right? i mean i sometimes have two to three beers a night!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

ts: cosmic sucking vs. cosmic fucking

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

mw, stop being so paranoid.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

well LAY WITH that lady in the cosmic sense

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

ok cool

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

whoa, what is "cosmic sense" a euphemism for?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

mw, never stop listening to paranoid

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

lay, lay lady, lay?

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

haha fluffy bear's never been cosmicized

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6503/churchsignmg4.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

This is all to do with Stacia, no?

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

this is one of those things that i don't actually remember the origin of

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

wait are you guys following me

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

tho i was there and posting away like always

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

wait have you ever been walking behind someone but still feel like they are following you wtf

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

i should have another beer

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

in the cosmic sense

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

that is called reverse following mr que

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

it's called the box, too

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

now who's lying

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

i always called it cabbage night

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i was drinking a beer, in the reality sense.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

it would be "lie with me," though, right? that girl was insane and evinced poor grammar!

― horseshoe, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

cosmic sense = VW bug?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

uh sure

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theb52s.de/alcover/cosmic.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

that girl was v v drunk

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

i won't have you say such things about kate pierson

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

that is kind of a charming thing to say when drunk. she could have said, "I don't know if I'll let you stick it in."

― horseshoe, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

well it was certainly a delicate thing to say, which gets points, but still

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know if i'll let you do me

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

GLITTER ON THE MATTRESS

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

fact: mw has been reading das beer advocate and investing heavily in the hoppiest of beerz

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

mw otm, then

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

does "investing" = drinking?

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

he doesn't drink.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

you can stay over, but i won't let you invest in me

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

for a beer getting drunk is investing in some guy's stomach as a place to chill with some other beers and maybe mojitos

beartrap haha

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

that's a terrible rule.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

vw bus is a very uncomfortable place to get screwed.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ sexing hippies

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Things about NKLSHS you guys would've never guessed in a million years, no way #2,358b: I have slept in a VW bus.

haha what a xpost

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't fuck nobody in it though.

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

no, you MADE LOVE

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

ahahahalol

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

guys I forgot to eat because of beats

― TOMBOT, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

now you're on the streets?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

let's just nip this one the bud right now

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

this could be the most posted day in DCILX history.

― I DIED, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

the robot just left without saying goodbye. :(

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah good work everyone

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

salutations are for weakwilled meatsacks

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

she was really short for a robot.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

more efficient, y'know?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

not for CRUSHING PITIFUL HUMANS.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

a boss robot would just crush you emotionally, that would be the most efficient use of resources

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

I DONT WANNA BE GODZILLAS

http://hugocalendar.com/pictures/recent/20051031-seanGodzilla.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/204/442896978_a91c49dfe2.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

sorry it just showed up in my "other people's photos" section of flickr and i was like gah that shit again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

accck christ

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

we should never apologize for anything we do on this thread ever

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

i mean anything goes, right?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

WALRUS: i am listening to all these ethiopians, dude A+++++

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

does that mean i can post beartrap.jpg again?

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

(this is what they call a teachable moment)

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

awesome i am very glad you like it!

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Now clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don't give it any help, it knows too much already.

http://www.drainbamaged.com/archives/Tangina_Barrons.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

also, since it seems that i'm almost certainly going to have to spend more and more of my time fleeing my house in abject terror, i might have to start renting rooms at your houses/apartments. i can render payment in ethiopian songs, non-ethiopian songs, pizza, beer, weed, or health food and cum-boo-cha, should you desire. just FYI.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

this thread = california

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

yes, exactly

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

cum-boo-cha what is it?

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i think we'll take payment in beer we like that also pizza and awesome songs

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

NOT UNTIL I KNOW WHAT THAT OTHER STUFF IS

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

wookie weed beartrap

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2005-35,GGLD:en&q=cumboocha

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

how does wookie weed differ from teh regular weed? SO CONFUSED.

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt%3DA9iby4EcbxFG_akA7DijzbkF%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG%3D129ofsom8/EXP%3D1175634076/**http%253A//www.chariot.net.au/%7Edna/kef/honey-kombucha.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

it makes you grow hair

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

where?

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

down there

lol nice one dude!

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

you should know river wolf

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i confused

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Kombucha is the Western name for sweetened tea that has been fermented by a macroscopic solid mass of microorganisms called a "kombucha colony," usually consisting principally of Bacterium xylinum and yeast cultures.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

mw can you pls leave work in 15 min? i am bored and want to leave :(

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

ewww do not want

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

xpost so it's beer?

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

pete swears by it. it is an "acquired taste," but you know i'm sorta gettin into it.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

what happens if you drink this "tea"

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

i can't leave yet sweetcheeks

xpost

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

this is just off the top of my head but

Google makes Kombucha for Google employees. Almost 100 glasses of Kombucha are served every day at Google cafeterias.

The popular alternative metal band System of a Down references Kombucha in the song "Sugar" on their self-titled album. Lead vocalist Serj Tankian screams, "The Kombucha Mushroom people sitting around all day."

Singer-songwriter and guitarist M. Ward listed Kombucha as his "best purchase of the past year" in 2006, stating that "It's an acquired taste, but they tell me it rejuvenates, restores, revitalizes and replenishes." [8]

On an episode of MTV Cribs featuring the home of surfer Laird Hamilton and volleyball player and model Gabrielle Reese, their refrigerator opened to reveal several bottles of "Kombucha Wonder Drink", a bottled tea drink containing Kombucha. Reese removed a bottle and displayed it to the camera, stating that Kombucha is "a very good healthy drink, it helps support mental health and gives energy."[9]

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

whoah trappin all over the place

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

also: mw can you leave in 20 min? Fuck a lawyer!

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Beer in the form of tea? Um, yuck?

beartrap: "acquired taste" = "anus bouquet"

xmillion beartap OK THIS CHECKING IS A BIT TO RIGOROUS, ARGH

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

dude i have work!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

my hippy guilt is rooibos tea which is actually fucking delicious with soy milk so fuck you guys anyway

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

lawyers help pay for our nice things!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

YOU ARE NOT WORKING, YOU ARE POSTING ON ILX. THESE THINGS ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

i can't have nice things

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

i am working actually

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

I can have all the nice things river wolf isn't allowed to have.

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

i end up destroying nice things

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah actually my friend used to make her own kombucha, which was awesome as it involved a giant mushroom having "babies" while suspended in liquid that you would then drink but i sort of think all things involving mushrooms are fascinating and awesome. they sell commercial versions w/out giant mushroom cultures floating in them though.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately dan is totally 8080 ;___;

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah wau

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

dan 8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

(WORD TO THE WISE: DO NOT GIS "yuck" UNLESS YOU LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER COCK)

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

is it in a beartrap??

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

No, it is in a muscle pose.

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

LOOK AT THIS THING: http://www.jepe.nl/images/kombuchaJePe1.jpg

tell me it is not awesome. go on, do it. be wrong.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

zr maybe you should study mycology?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

hey dude i'm with you

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not fucking drinking that.

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Beef broth before you skim the fat off?

boxcar

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

zr maybe you should study mycology?

Or maybe you should study YUCK GROSS GET AWAY?

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

you don't drink the skim do you??? cuz that *would* be gross

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

one more: http://www.alexandriahealing.co.uk/kombucha_mushrooms/kombucha.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

I would puke all of these nasty-ass beverages that look like stoll sampls suspended in goat sick.

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

pancakes?

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

lol u never even seen a stool sample dude

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

ugh ok that looks like something from plastic surgery: before and after.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS PLACENTA

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

FULL OF NUTRIENTS

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

lol at ZR grossing everyone out.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I've never seen a "stool samples" but "stoll sampls" are fucking nasty!

SNAP: ok I could deal with the placenta angle, actually

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

no, you drink the liquid, which is fulla probiotics and antioxidants and glucaric acid and also strands of culture. i'm not even really repping it, i don't drink it unless someone's offerin it to me, but it's kinda neato.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

If the second one is a placenta, then the first one is placenta gravy.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

wait do they have kombucha with pomegranate juice and royal jelly in it because if you drank a liter of that every single fucking day you would totally live for three hundred years

― TOMBOT, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

ZR -- "Not Really Repping (Kombucha)"

tombot otm

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

also good to know that in the future all i have to do to prompt massive dc disgust is post some pictures of mushrooms. placental mushrooms.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

hey man anything goes APPARENTLY

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

You could also GIS "ew" and get the horrifying prolapse picture.

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

anything goes except skin graft hippie mushroom drinks.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

i was not grossed out, you'll have to post medical pictures to do that

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

What, like the dude with the fungus hands that got a thread last week?

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

dude did you see that link i posted to the guy with the crazy hand disease over on noize board? totally sick.

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

that'll do it.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://omahanightlife.com/images/Venues/Logos/beartrap.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha MIND MELD

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

that shit was unbelievable, btw

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

my dad actually operated on a dude with that!

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

guys can i just compliment everyone on the fact that the more impenatrable this thread becomes, the more people come to post on it? i like everyone's style and i hope y'all stick around.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

also i refuse to get involved on this fungus hand thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

link? i know after i see it i'm going to ask myself why i looked but that is in the future, not now.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

in the meantime, ask to see fungus hand, it is shark week after all

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

I CANT GET A LICENSE
TO DRIVEA MY CAR
BUT I DONT REALLY NEED IT. . .

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/03/missionary_enco.html

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap - who are you, m3g?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ SICK, BTW DON'T YOU FUCKERS GO AND SAY I DIDN"T WARN YOU THIS TIME

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

CAUSE IMMA BIG STAR

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

i saw that actually, i love wfmu's blog that shit is NASTY

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

1) mw otm
2) JFHIOPUNUAIPO AHGIFONGPFAOIGOAIHFDG PAH FUCK GROSS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

that fungus shit is totally an excellent way to poison yourself. i'd like to know how many ppl have made themselves sick as shit with this bullshit "health" drink!

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

My skin crawled so hardcore after looking at that link that I seriously thought I was coming down with a fever. Ugh, I'm not even looking at the link and it's happening again.

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

probably less than have made themselves sick with booze tbh

― TOMBOT, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

i actually get a little queasy thinking about it and i actually LIKE weird shit like that

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

TRYING TO SEE YOU
I KNOCK OFF YOUR DOORS

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

DYING TO SEE YOU
I'M DOWN ON THE FLOOR

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

WAU that is the absolute grossest thing ever

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Wait guys, do you remember the dude with no face?????

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

wine probably more healthy than kombucha though and I bet fuckin' Google doesn't have that in the cafeteria

― TOMBOT, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

i guess that goes for booze, too

beartrapped into oblivion over here

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

the guy with a big hole in his face instead of a face, or the guy that cut off all of his face while on pcp?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait, which guy Dan? my dad told me a pretty horrific story about a guy who had his face ripped off by a barbed wire fence in South Dakota

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

how many guys without faces can there be, really

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

i mean that shit's ridiculous

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

that pic fucked me up bigtime

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

APPARENTLY A LOT beartrap

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

He got a fungal infection in his sinuses thanks to bathroom mold and it ATE HIS FACE! He ended up getting A PROSTHETIC FACE to fill in the BIG GAPING HOLE WHERE HIS FACE USED TO BE.

SNAP-SNAP: Ally's former; I'd forgotten about the latter GROSS

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

No face vs. too much face.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

those fungus hands are not even that gross! i mean i have a high tolerance for such things but come on, ppl! childbirth is like 1000X nastier than that.

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

there is only one man without a face and his name is MEL FUCKING GIBSON AND HE OWNS MALIBU AND I WILL NOT HEAR ANY OF YOU SUGARTITS TELL ME OTHERWISE

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit holy shit holy shit

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

that was beartrappin to fungus face guy

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

the guy that sliced off his whole entire face was truly the most disgusting thing i've ever seen in my entire life and that is a stone cold fact. i have no idea how he even lived afterwards!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

My skin crawled so hardcore after looking at that link that I seriously thought I was coming down with a fever. Ugh, I'm not even looking at the link and it's happening again.

-- HI DERE, Monday, April 2, 2007 5:25 PM (3 minutes ago)

I haven't even clicked on it today, and my head is tingling just thinking about it.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

iirc he took his face skin and fed it to his dog, too.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

what are you on about quincie, i've seen childbirth and it's basically *yawn* whatever

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

childbirth is pretty gross because who wants babies coming out of yr vagina.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

not me, at least

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

In all honesty, the horrific prolapse picture I stumbled across when GISing "ew" is worse but GAH THOSE HANDS.

SNAP: Also the dude who cut off his face and (important detail) FED IT TO HIS DOG, gross

SNAP-SNAP: Or what Ally said

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

It puts the dog food on its skin...no wait the dog food is its skin.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

KLG U CRAZYIES BUT I LOVES U

yeah childbirth is basically like the flume log ride at busch gardens without any passengers.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

THE SMELL, DOOD, THE SMELL

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

THANKS FOR RUINING FLUME RIDES

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i am NOT going to be present for my children's birth

fuckin weird-ass fungus-hand shit goin on

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

we've really touched on so many topics today

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, i'll be honest with you guys, most of this stuff makes my face melt a bit, but i'm usually too "WHOAH this shit actually HAPPENS?????" to get TOO grossed out you know?

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

If childbirth involves a big drenching splash, my ass is staying in the waiting room.

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

eeeeeeeeeee i'm getting so grossed out and shivery thinking of man who fed his face to a dog!!! he kinda ended up looking like griffin dunne in american werewolf in london, you know like by the end in the movie theatre and all that.

beartraps galaores

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

ALL THIS CHILDBIRTH FUNGUS FLUME FACE FALL OFF CRAP HAS ME XTRA HUNGRY FOR CHERRIES, BITCHES

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i looked at Sir Fungus Hands LAST WEEK and my skin is crawling crawling with bugs.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

also: i am sort of ungrossoutable

(see: former employment which has probably been discussed too much around here anyway)

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

usually the big splash comes without warning and is a signal to go to the hospital dan, so i don't think that luxury is afforded to you, to miss out on the splashing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

KLG maybe we'll see if vacarros (sp) has something to scratch your cherry itch

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

i'll take tsunami afterbirth over fungus hands any day beartrap

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

ARE YOU A MORTICIAN

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

(btw this party barn is sort of hitting a crescendo of total nonsense)

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

haha something like that, quincie

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

nowhere to go from here but down

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

[image][Removed Illegal Link]

"It's a boy!"

SNAP: tsunami afterbirth wau

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

DOWN THE FLUME RIDE OF DOOM

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit imagonna eat some of those pinola cookies bitches

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

pignola

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

lollolololololll guys lets stop using html and bbcode too we are all terrible at both of these things.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.qando.net/images/dis03.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

whatevs

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

wau! i wanna join their party!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap. fuck it i'm on my way to your office mister

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

this is a v v gross picture of what i used to do

NSFW YOU GUYS

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.safetycarrot.com/archives/log_flume_ride.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

nowhere to go from here but down

Never again after that fungus-childbirth linkage

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

why are those turbos crying like little girls it's only the log flume ffs!

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ehs.ucsb.edu/units/labsfty/labrsc/Lab%20Incidents/facesplash_files/image002.jpg

grr

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

UM RIVER WOLF I HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF THAT PHOTO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

man i totally wish i still had the picture from this but when i was a teenager, my friends and i bought a bunch of fake blood capsules and burst them in our mouths and slumped as we had our picture taken on a flume ride. that was a total basic time of bros.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

UM RIVER WOLF I AM NOT CLICKING ON THAT PHOTO

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

is that what the vag looks like after childbirth? AAAAGH

― quincie, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

I MEAN...WAHT. I THINK IT HAS BROKEN MY MIND, THAT WAS NOT AN EXPLANATION OF "WHAT YOU USED TO DO" AT ALL AND RAISES MANY MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

THAT IS MOST OF AN OLD LADY ON A HOTEL CONFERENCE ROOM TABLE, SCHEF

8[

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

(also I wish I could find a pic of the Real Sex clown girl bouncing up and down on a pie)

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

(um many snaps in there that make my post even more ew)

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

OH, OK. YOU'RE A FIREMAN WTF

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure i wish you could find that picture

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

BUT WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU. WHY. WAHT. I.... 8[

also dan NO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

and on that note, i'm out. i'll be @ pharmacy if anyone's looking for me.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

HE'S A DOG CATCHER DUH

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

What RW used to do = cut up old ladies and put them on conference room tables? What degree prepares you for that, folklore and mythology?

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

"But officer, she was a witch!"

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha i didn't click on it

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Dan Perry,

It may interest you to know that, this past winter, I was employed as a "tissue technician" (read: "roadie") for a medical supply company. My team and I would hold surgical training demonstrations that showcased the tools we had developed for the very same gynecological "malfunction" you describe above. However, since you can't very well practice cutting/sewing/re-vaulting on living people, we had to use the recently deceased. Or, more specifically, most of the recently deceased -- viz. their torsoes and a bit of stumpy leg. It fell on me to see that the specimens were properly thawed, cleaned, situated neatly into the makeshift stirrups (made from PVC piping), and that their assholes were sewn up so that they didn't leak any poop on the doctors.

Where there's muck, there's brass.

Love,

gbx.

-- giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, November 30, 2005 8:20 AM (1 year ago)

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

uggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

search terms "giboyeux sew asshole"

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/captions03211.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

all about the $$$$$$crilla

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

....you guys like stuff?

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

not this kind of stuff

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah seriously

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

you asked

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

besides, dude's gotta pay some bills, right?

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

you could've just said, instead of showing us chopped up vaginas.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

ps now i am really good at pursestring sutures

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

flickr is way easier than stupid ilx search

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

ps now i am really good at pursestring sutures

Well that'll get you a date!

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

well i think it's naptime

peace out guys, keep it clean out there

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/f/3/1f3cbc040e0b72c218d2b7a13c6e4a59.gif

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

i love that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

I felt like we needed some of that what with all of the fungus hands and facelessness and placenta flumes and Vagina Helper.

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

:D
you are a hero to us all!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

alright, time for me to sit around and be fuckin bored!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

ok he just used the phrase "vagina helper" that is not heroic by any stretch of the imagination

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but the fuckyeah.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

yeah think about that, dude

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

^_^

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Another awesome picture re: Rob Liefeld:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/Pandas/liefeldWTF.jpg

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

dear pete,

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/196/444200191_4423495c4c.jpg

they're up, stop complaining that i didn't put up the pix from friday :D

sincerely,
ally

― TOMBOT, Monday, 2 April 2007 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

oops i'm not tom lol i am not good with computer

― TOMBOT, Monday, 2 April 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

HEY PRETZEL WALRUS JUST FYI THEY CANCELLED THE GRE CHANGES, IT WILL REMAIN OLD EASY VERSION

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

― daria-g, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

You fuckers all go to sleep too early.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

no we don't, john, we just get too drunk to type

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

LAST FRIDAY'S HAPPY HOUR DIRECTED BY DAVID LYNCH
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/444173110_00d67a005b.jpg
IF TODAY WAS TWO DAYS FROM NOW YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER THAT YOU OWE AN UNPAID DEBT

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

curses! rock and roll is making me late for work!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

best excuse ever.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

cosine

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

this day already fucking sucks

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

cosine

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

pharmacy anniversary last night was fun! tonight i think i will go see the nats.

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

also jessie that is rad re: gre

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

rich and i were thinking of doing beisbol tour in june of both majors and a bunch of minors!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

hm today's initial wikipedia topic will be...chirality? sure, why not.

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to have the most disgusting bruise on my knee, this is going to rule.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

my head is going to fall off, this is going to rule

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsfromrussia.com/images/newsline/7.11.05_aspirin-ch.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://cigarettes.inreview.com/wholesale_cigarettes.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/cngrtest/ct121101fig6.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.monheit.com/adderall/aderall_image.gif

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.metrodrug.org/images/cocaine.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

uggggggh adderall

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.spokane7.com/images/2005/apr/29/mary.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^ this one is like RETARDED and i'm intrigued by its ASPARAGUS INTERVENTIONS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.opium.org.uk/opium.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

ok i call bullshit on magical opium-releasing floorboards

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.adrians.co.uk/acatalog/STAX60125.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

psh opium's not going to help you, we're trying to help your headache here. beartraps galore

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

no i think opium would do it

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

WTF WHY CANT I POST?

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

ok, thread title is doing my head in. Where's it from?

― Ste, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

no, it'll just make it worse in a little while, trust me on this.

beartrap UH HI PETE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

hey is there someplace to get kombucha tea around here that isn't $3/bottle? that stuff is great.. i like the ginger kind and now i can't even find that

it's the next best thing to drinking beer at work

-- daria-g, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 03:38 (10 hours ago)

whole foods is best ive found at 2.99 :(

mystic mango and gingerade are def my favorites, dar1a

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

lol "mystic mango"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

worse IN A LITTLE WHILE that is key, everything'd be golden there until then oh beartrap

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

(btw, quite a long thread for what contains literally no content)

:)

― Ste, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

who the hell are you

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dont fuckin smile at me

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

ok dude take as much opium as you want, whatever.

also ste i have no idea where it is from actually!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

YOU BOYS ARE TESTY WHEN YOU'RE HUNGOVER

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

NEVER YOU MIND
GO ON AND HAVE A GOOD TIME

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

yes JFK jr Ste - how are you?

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

how were the gay flowers, Mr. Que?

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

"no content" god LOOK CLOSER GRAMPS get with 21st century communication sorry your artificial hip and sciatica can't understand what the kids are saying

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

guys i want to go see the gay flowers ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

SEND ME GAY FLOWERS EVERY MORNIN

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'M SERIOUS WHY SHOULD ONLY VIOLENT MIDWESTERN TOURISTS WHO MURDER ME ENJOY THE GAY FLOWERS I WANT TO ENJOY THE GAY FLOWERS TOO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

pretzet malwrum 8080808080

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

omg bloody mary with pickled asparagus I covet you!!!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

horseshoe 8080, i'm cravin that thing ever since i saw it on gis.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

*ringring*
Ste: hello?
Paradigm: HI WHAT'S UP I'VE SHIFTED
Ste: well, i never!
Paradigm: EXACTLY *click*

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

jfk btw bro

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

bloody marys and mimosas are great because you can roll out of bed at like even 7am if you so choose and start pounding them and no one even suggests to you that you're an alcoholic because those are breakfast drinks.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Dudez, flowers are almost all bisexual hermaphrodites.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

it's like, you wouldn't think it weird if i was drinking carnation instant breakfast, right? well this is booze instant breakfast, same thing. and then your grandma is like, "yeah excellent point!" and gets you some more.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

so fucking hot (beartrap)

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

i want to go see the bisexual hermaphrodite flowers

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

i wish someone's grandmother would get me a drink right now

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Many need a third party to get off.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

it's all sweet.

can nobody tell me what that title is from then? i've heard it said somewhere else recently.

― Ste, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

rye and soda maybe a bad idea? i should probably buy some vodka tonight.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY SO 8080 (that's the first time I've used "8080," guys! you bring such weird things to my life.)

mimosas and bloody marys are probably my favorite drinks and even though they are totally delicious, mostly I dig the total okayness of drinking them at like, 7am.

why do I not have a mimosa in one hand and a bloody mary in the other RIGHT NOW?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nra.org/

beartrap to old man ste

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

[url=[Removed Illegal Link] i guess pick through these results?[url]

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

rye and soda is a bad idea if it is before noon, and probably in general really. you need breakfast booze.

also the thread starter claims the title is from "hitler or some other dictator" ???

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

right yes alex is right

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah about guns

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Monday, aka first night about 10 days that I didn't drink & chainsmoke. This morning feels all right LIKE WO.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

uh if by hitler this mysterious "thread starter" means "gun nuts" than yes

beatrap etc etc WAY TO GO LAUREL

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

best thing about bloody marys and mimosas is that when it becomes noon then you can be totally drunk and it's still ok to switch to whatever you want because now it's noon!!

beartrap heston is maybe what he meant instead of hitler

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

OMG the ticker on the nra site = my new favorite thing forever

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

guys does anyone want to ditch work and go see the bisexual flowers right now is this possible y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap heston wasn't that good a show but the theme song was totally catchy

beartrap ok let's do it

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

yes and then if whatever you switch to no longer involves champagne, you get the awesomeness of champagne drunk without the pain of champagne headache.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Ste,

The title refers to the fact that on weekends, we tie each other up and force whiskey down each other's throats. We're weird like that. Here are some pictures to help you out.

Best,

Mr. Que

http://www.sanbenitocountyfair.com/images/cf_wild_west_express.jpg

http://www.wwsells.com/Old%20West.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.public.iastate.edu/~chart/Sam/OldWest.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

dudes PLEASE PLEASE google "if outlawed only outlaws" and see the vast breadth of subjects covered!

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

ONE OF THOSE WOMEN HAS NO ARMS

IN THE OTHER PICTURE, NO ARMS

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to the capitol to pick up my new press pass and then having lunch w/my family so i will get to see them :D

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

(flowers, not old west types)

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

ok wtf are you talking about, she has arms

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

but not actually in quotes - ooh thats a tough meta-issue to articulate??

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

dear pretzel walrus,

WELL AREN'T YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPECIAL

sincerely,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

ack quintuple beartrap

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

<img src="http://www.wwsells.com/Old%20West.jpg">

NO ARMS

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

OH FUCK I'M TOO FREAKED OUT TO HIT THAT BUTTON ALERT THE NRA THE GOVERNMENT HAS CONFISCATED HER ARMS

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh well i'd look at that illustrative example of no arms except i can't see it what with the improper html and all ;_; BEARTRAP

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO BLACK OPERA GLOVES ALEX GET ONE CLUE ABOUT BURLESQUE WEAR

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO HOW DOES SHE NOT HAVE ARMS, I CAN SEE HER ARMS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

dear alex,

hi, we're on your keyboard and we're lonely. do you not like us? do you like me? do you love me? will you go with me?

love

[ ]

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

you would think someone from siberia or whatever would be familiar with gloves but i guess not.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

dear brackets,

you are to be used only for unamusing [ --ed] jokes

yours,
-alex

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

we wear mittens ally

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

o that is so gay

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

and we don't go to no queer operas neither we ain't rudy giuliani out there in the heartland

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

you can't smoke in mittens. you. can't. smoke. in. mittens.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

you can't really do anything in mittens.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://swimmingillz.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/hobogloves1.jpg.w300h346.jpg

WE ARE WAY AHEAD OF YOU

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

MITTENS ARE FOR 5 YEAR OLD GIRLS WHO LIKE UNICORNS

beartrap nice tripod.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

WHO ARE YOU TODAY, JON WILLIAMS?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

AL3X P@R33NE EVERYBODY! INTERNET SUPERSTAR

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://electricelf.org/images/button_hobo_glove.jpg

HOBO GLOVES, IT WAS SUPPSOED TO BE HOBO GLOVES, LIKE THESE ONLY WITH THE MITTEN BIT THAT FOLDS BACK

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK ALL Y'ALL

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

THINGS YOU CAN DO IN MITTENS, A LIST:

1. slap a ho
2. punch a drunk
3. beat a meat
4. smack a hack
5. EXTREME PATTYCAKE

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

You guys, I want to quit my job and go to powerpop shows and work on bikes and cook for people non-stop. A perfect weekend.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

well, you can slap a ho but it feels like a caress!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

HOBO GLOVES ARE FOR PEOPLE LIKE TOM WHO HAVE JACKED UP THUMBS AND REAL GLOVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK FUNNY.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

AND MITTENS ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

CHRIST.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT DOES THAT EVCWEN MEAN GLOVES LOOK NORMAL ON EVERYONR YOU BASKETCASE

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Re #3: really?? No. Wool, so scratchy....

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

JUST MAN UP AND BUY REGULAR GLOVES YOU GAYWADS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

PS I DON'T EVEN WEAR GLOVES EVER BECAUSE GLOVES ARE FOR GAY HOMOSEXUAL 5 YEAR OLDS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

YES LAUREL 8080

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

I just lose gloves, but it is kind of bullshit to go through a Chicago winter without them.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

i have been in many many weathers with no gloves. i do not appreciate smoking while wearing any kind of thing on my hand. so, i just do not wear gloves. though people keep giving me gloves, like i want them at all. the best were the ones that looked like MUPPET HANDS, i still have those because they're hilarious.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

guys, the girls + electronic music thread on ILM is just a bunch of dudes talking about what girls do, right? I shouldn't read it, right?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

YOU DON'T WEAR GLOVES BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM SOME BULLSHIT PUSSY-ASS CLIMATE YOU GET COLD WHEN IT'S 50 DEGREES OUT FER CHRISSAKES

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR MOM,

I KNOW THAT THIS WAS YOUR PLAN, BUT SRSLY, CAN'T SMOKE WITH MUPPET HANDS SO YOU WASTED YR MONEY.

LOVE,
YR DAUGHTER WHO YOU BASICALLY BLAME FOR ALL YR OTHER KIDS TURNING OUT CRAZY HOS.

beartrap YEAH I GET COLD VERY EASILY BUT LOOK AT ME--NO FUCKING GLOVES EVER, OR EVEN A REAL COAT OR HAT AND CERTAINLY NOT MITTENS. MAN UP, YOU BASTARD.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

horseshoe don't read any thread about girls/women on ilx ever they're all infuriating variations on "women be shopping and WHY WON'T THEY LOVE ME"

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Suede gloves are great for smoking, they give a better grip than regular (drunk) fingers esp in the cold when yr skin is so dry. Stop wearing knitted things and switch to dead animal hides, y'all.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

also horseshoe, yes, probably, i refuse to click on anything that is basically ilmers saying "women be shopping" because it's just like a bunch of dudes who haven't seen boobies in real life in at least 5 years all moaning about bitches.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

People read ILM??

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

laurel, leather gloves are expensive considering how often i lose random shit all over the bars. i lost a BELT once for god's sake.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

haha ghost rider you are a treat, as the kids say!

xpost thanks guys, you've strenghthened my resolve not to read things I know will piss me off. at least until the next racist images thread comes along.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

i've been really good at not reading threads that will piss me off, i stopped reading that locked up sick people thread the second fake-british kate started in with the americans-be-shoppin nonsense.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

SMOKING MITTENS HOLLA

http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca/officialgallery/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/tobi_wong_final_home_canadi.jpg

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

ok do you guys not understand that it isn't necessarily about the physical construct of the mitten not having finger slots that makes it difficult to smoke with them?!?! i'm just not going to explain this any further, obviously everyone but me is completely insane.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

i don't like gloves.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

the thing is, gloves are worthless because they don't keep you warm unless they are gigantic ski gloves, which I am too vain to wear. so mostly I try to wear coats with pockets.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

whatever ally you're just being purposefully obtuse in not understanding that smoking in hobo gloves is simply not difficult you must be REALLY REALLY BAD AT SMOKING

beartrap yeah pockets otm

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

you know who else hated gloves? Abraham Lincoln

After Lincoln became President he scheduled a ride in the Presidential carriage with an old friend from Illinois. Neither man had worn gloves in the days of their former acquaintance, except when it was cold, but it was now the custom in elite Washington society to wear gloves in social situations. Both men, aware of society's dictate, considered beforehand whether to wear gloves or not. Lincoln decided to put his in his pocket and don them only if his friend had his on; his friend decided to wear his, but to remove them if the President wasn't wearing his. When they were seated in the carriage Mr. Lincoln, seeing that his friend wore gloves, slyly began to draw his on, and his friend, seeing that the President wasn't wearing gloves, was as surreptitiously removing his. "Discerning the state of affairs," Mudge writes, "they both burst into a hearty laugh...and were soon talking earnestly together ungloved, and on the old familiar footing.... A good-sized volume" Mudge continues, "might be made of such illustrations of Mr. Lincoln's freedom from the pride of station.... [even] while in the exercise of an official power which shaped the destinies of millions of the human race"2

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

OH MR QUE DOESN'T LIKE GLOVES IS IT TOO HARD TO POUR YOUR SOY MILK INTO YOUR CONSTANT COMMENT IN THEM

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

um, does that passage read like a coded description of gay sex to anyone else?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'm backing gloves, all you haters be crazy. They're no arctic-expedition puffbag mittens but they make it possible to smoke and carry packages at the same time in this fucking windy, miserable, walking-everywhere city.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

I back pockets for warmth, gloves for style

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

is that presidential slash fic? yes horseshoe beartrap

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

gloves aren't meant to keep you warm, they're meant to vaguely keep you warm + look good. WARMTH IS ABOUT THE POCKETS OF YR COAT.

i'm not being purposefully obtuse, i think mittens look completely gay. how obtuse is that? it's a very obvious statement, and i'm sticking with it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

no mittens look stupid i agree with you

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

I have yellow fleece mittens that are awesome, they make me feel like Paddington Bear.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

see? this paddington bear thing just proves my point.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

here's what was in Lincoln's pockets the night Lee Harvey Oswald shot him

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pockets2.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

that's why I have a variety of cold weather handwear.

BEARTRAP

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ four eyes lincoln

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.metrodrug.org/images/cocaine.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

man why don't $5 look like that anymore

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha (unintentional?) beartrap

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

ok it's bad that i'm eyeballing the drugs to try to mathematize how many $5 you need for that amount, i'm going to stop.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

you don't need any $5 if you have a straw

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

i do not enjoy to use bills for such a purpose, i am prejudiced against it and have always tried v hard to avoid such situations. good thing i have thousands of straws in my house!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

but bad thing i do not have those drugs depicted u_u

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

Naturally, you can't use it to add stylings that are unsupported by ILX, such as font colors and sizes, which were purposely omitted 'cause they're obnoxious.

i hate these people who put them in charge

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey everyone, feel like you're wasting too much time on ilx? read the mod request board and you'll lose all desire to ever post here again

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

dude you shouldn't do that to yourself

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

don't you know you'll stain the carpet

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

OH DONT YOU KNOW YOULL MESS THE CARPET

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

BEARTRAP YOU GET UNDER MY SKIN / I DON'T FIND IT IRRITATING

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/445009887_80e6e0eb57.jpg

screw the bi flowers, let's go see this

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit yes

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Famous Jew TV's the Wankette, star of internets,

There are many great things you can do with rye, including drinking it, making and old fashioned, a rye whiskey sour with a claret float, a manhattan or a false julep. Adding soda is not one of them.

Putting vodka in rye is an experiment you should try.

Yrs

Ed

Arbiter of Taste and Mixology

― Ed, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

i only have rye left and only soda in my fridge, ed. and it just seemed to early to drink it straight.

i will try your vodka experiment someday but it seems like even more of a mistake than soda!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait i forgot there's like a whole bottle of gin

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Morning Fizz OTM!

http://cocktaildb.com/recipe_detail?id=1538

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

That looks 8080

― Ed, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

guys i don't know about that drink

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, egg white????

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

haha the morning glory daisy is the exact same thing except it's like "uh whatever you have in your house as liquor, i mean let's not get picky, you're obviously really hungover if you're even considering this"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

cocktails withe eggwhite are OTM.

― Ed, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

how many cocktails with eggwhite are there?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

There's a moment of redemption when the robins appear at the end of Blue Velvet. I think he saw that as sarcastic, and I've always taken that as completely sincere. Related to that, I was reading up on your comic strip, "The Angriest Dog in the World", and somebody said, "The comic strip originated from a time in Lynch's life when he was filled with anger." And your films can be very harsh, but I've never thought of you as an angry filmmaker. I think there's a lot of romance in your films. Do you think that's fair?

Yeah. "The Angriest Dog in the World" wasn't really about anger in me, it was more. . . anger in that dog.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

All the sours for a start.

― Ed, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

the angriest dog in the world is basically my favorite comic ever.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Off the top of my head, there's
The White Lady
The Pink Lady
The Pisco Sour
The Ramos Fizz
The Jamaican Daisy

― B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

hi blam!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

What's the haps? I've been laying low out here in the West. Skating, trying to get a real job, etc.

Daytime bartending, I have come to discover, sucks major ass.

― B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

i would drink in your bar in the middle of the afternoon if i could, bro

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

me too!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

We need a magic DC thread only barcopter.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

well that would end badly

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

LET'S DO IT

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

8080 i'm already researching how to pull off

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

magicalrealismhelicopter.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

hey, I just got back the office but I wanted to chime in and say fuck all the egg white haters.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

aw man i am stuffed as a motherfucker, but so glad yr back on, BLAM.

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

if you went to hunan again, i'm going to shake my head sternly at you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

nah i walked to cali tortilla in chinatown - but the walk was kinda hot, and now im just like uncomfortably full :(

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

I just feel sort of stupid now about hating on egg whites because I dig whiskey sours just fine. I didn't know they had egg whites in them! It just seems like a very 80s bodybuilder thing to drink!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

"caltor"

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds like a major hardware store

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i ated a spinach salad and gigantic oyster po boy and drank all the beers with my folks and it was fun and now i feel sort of disgusting, but you know, i'm gonna power through and get past it. good rec. on the johnny's brian - perfect for my dad.

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

oh don't even tell me oyster po boy, goddamnit i'm hungry now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

nice, ZR! I haven't been since they changed locations because they are much farther from my house ;_;

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

btw, I am billing you for all this dining suggestions.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

payment in beers per standard services agreement

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

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GIVE THIS MAN A GRANT.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://daysthatendiny.com/uploads/171921643344c170dbe0af31.69747732.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

!!!!!!!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

it's pretty much like a truffle but with a rice krispie treat instead of a chocolate shell and beer instead of ganache. I approve!

Chocolate dipped beer bottles next.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

ooooohhhhhhhhmygoddd

― gff, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

wait, whiskey sours have egg white in em??

― gff, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

what actually needs to be done is that someone needs to start making these things a helluva lot bigger.
http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/anthon-berg-chocolate-liqueur-773230.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

where is the drinking man's willie wonka

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

also ally i've heard the chocolate martini story, it's probably for the best that no one is making huge chocolate-covered alcohol drinks

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

I like how the principle of the beer truffle, rather than chocolate seems to be carbs.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/48/203360247_7214e1e4de_m.jpg
they need to be at least 4x this size. preferably more like 20x but i'm not sure the limits of chocolate.

beartrap SHUT UP

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

what is the chocolate martini story plz?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

first (and most entertaining) time I threw up from drinking was after white chocolate martinis on a valentine's day

(beartrap, not the chocolate martini story)

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

the chocolate martini story boils down to that i'm not supposed to eat sugar yet decided that like 10 chocolate martinis was a wonderful idea and basically acted like i had done 3x all the cocaine, flipped out on everyone i was with, stupid ass hyper and shrieky, and also passed out. if you've ever seen that snl skit where mike meyers plays the little kid who has to be chained up because he has hyperactivity disorder, it was like that but also 30x drunkener.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

ugh those little chocolate liquor guys are sooooooooooo groooooooooooss wtf is wrong with you people i would eat seven million kombucha placentas before putting another one of those horrible things in my system

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

similar things have also happened on "17 cosmopolitans plus a motorcycle is a wonderful idea" night, and "dollar margarita night means we need to bring $40 each with us" night FYI.

beartrap yeah but imagine it was gigantic, and also better.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

OMG ME FEAST ON KOMBUCHA PLACENTA

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

PLACENTA

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

(back to awesome lil happysad jam)

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Guys I think it's time some of you joined htis thread

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53044#unread

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

this

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

In my chocolate martini story I ended up back in my apartment sitting on the toilet because I was too drunk to piss standing up. Unfortunately that was right when I threw up INTO my white pants which were around my ankles. I was on the floor and threw up a couple more times without being able to lift my head up to the bowl. A few hours later I woke up and somehow broke the doorknob behind me when exiting the bathroom, so I couldn't get in the next morning and had to go three blocks to the closest school building to find a toilet. Then I had to drill out the doorknob just to be able to get in and clean up the stale puke.

chocolate martinis = BAD

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

the cosmo night mentioned ended up with me completely bloodied, but somehow NOT because of the motorcycle.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

i just need to stop drinking things that have mixers

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Pete: and dude "kombucha" was supposed to take the place of the first "placenta"
!
in summary we BOTH love ariel pink
me: i see, sorry yo
it was not clear at the time
fog of war
Pete: hahahahaha

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

guys, that thread will help really!

i am home today, being a househusband.

also my beer guy found me a single Bell's hopslam, i am excited to drink it.

i am now going to make a chocolate chesnut cake for post dinner tonight.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

I've only ever tasted a chocolate martini once but you guys have convinced me never to drink one again. especially because a friend of mine once told me my personality is naturally "a cokehead's personality." ;_;

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

you know i think there are internet tests floating around that can tell you if your friend's assertion is true

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want to know.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Hi DC! I posted this in your sandbox thread right before it went off the air, and writer-talk has driven me out of the Chicago thread for the moment, so I will repost:

My sister and her BF are moving to DC this summer from B'more, so I hope to be visiting soon to see the town and drink all these east coast beers. I kind of miss Yuengling. More news on this as it develops.

Horseshoe as a cokehead? Wacky.

― dan m, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

(addicted to Hot Doug's, maybe)

― dan m, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

why do friends say things like that? my old roommate finished reading less than zero and then proudly proclaimed to everyone else we were living with at the time, THIS BOOK REMINDS ME OF ALL OF YOU. this was maybe a month after she watched girl interrupted and said that she figured the angelina jolie character was "based" on me. lesson: don't have friends.

beartrap awesome!!! i will drink all of the yuengling with you!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS

YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE FB/JOHN DRINKING THREAD AND MARVEL AT PICTURES

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, sometimes I feel like you are speaking directly to my own soul. I dearly love said friend of mine, but jesus. sometimes you can actually censor yourself before you say shit.

also, Dan, thanks for being nicer than my stupid friend.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS

WE HAVE TO GET TOGETHER AND ALSO DRINK THE BLOOD DIAMONDS BUT DO IT RIGHT

beartrap i know!! as hard as it is to believe, i don't blurt out every single thought that comes into my head so i'm not sure why it was so difficult for stephanie to control herself.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

uh hey guys

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/BLOODDIAMONDS.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^ that is correct

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

best facial expression ever

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

hey dan yr welcome to drink beers here whenevs although dude missing yuengling for real? that shit is mis

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

i don't blurt out every single thought that comes into my head

First of all I'd just like to say UH.JPG. Second, I am a class-A blurter so y'know, whatever, anyway...

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

shut the fuck up pete

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

laurel if you knew the shit that goes through my head that i don't say you'd be amazed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm really really hyper i should've eaten lunch

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I would host blood diamonds drinking + movies at my apartment this weekend.

Mr. Que you are invited!

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

hey dan yr welcome to drink beers here whenevs although dude missing yuengling for real? that shit is mis

SHUT UP PETE YOU ARE MIS

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

pretzel walrus 8080

brian i will bring supplies to your shindig if this actually happens!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

I'll go to the liquor store and get blood diamonds stuff if you want
we need more gin, I think I want to get hendricks this time? we can stick to rangpur though that's all right too.

pete I am getting more enthused about this hit-all-these-embassies idea except there's like 200 of them, aren't there? plus the secret taiwan/cuba joints.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

beer is awesome all beers are awesome except foggy bottom

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

dude yuengling tastes worse than the following:

budweiser
miller lite
cadbury cream eggs
my phone
irving street

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

You can't get Yuengling in Chicago! If our situations were reversed it'd be a longing for Old Style.

Wait, what am I saying, that shit is fucking terrible.

― dan m, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Okay step off of the cadbury cream eggs, sucka.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

what's in the blood diamonds? I probably already have the ingredients.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

right so confession i love how four of those beartrap things taste

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

I was about to say. cadbury cream eggs rule. also those caramel filled ones.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/aldo_cowpat/cathunter.gif

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

BLOOD DIAMONDS

3 parts champagne
1 part Chambord/raspberry liqueur

Serve over crushed ice.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

YES! beartrap

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

you people enjoy sierra nevada
things that taste better than sierra nevada

sulfur water
peroxide
toes
corona
heineken

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

dear pete,

this is yet another thing that you're pretty much 100% wrong on. i love you dude but seriously i question as to whether or not you actually have tastebuds on a regular basis.

sincerely,
ally

dear brian,

champagne + chambord + a bunch of crushed ice.

i will still bring over extras cos i will drink 18 of these,
ally

beartraps ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, use real Chambord and have grenadine on hand to experiment. Fill the glasses half full with ice. Note: it is easier to pour the champagne into the glass and then add the ice. The champagne will fizz when pored over ice.

BEARTRAP JJFBWDI

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Blood Diamonds sound pretty delicious, guys.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

If it's a hot summer day and someone offers me some toes to quench my thirst, there will be punching.

SNAP: thx horseshoe! It's my recipe.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I think we can sub cherry heering for chambord in honor of cherry blossom season!

Also, the movie we will watch is going to be that Cat242 gif. I gotta get an apple TV and make this happen.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

btw brian i am so happy that we can continually find common ground on cornoriffic old goth and industrial music

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

nonstop gif loop on the projector until we all settle in to watch "otters holding hands"

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

by apple tv do you mean nintendo wii

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

well done, Dan! also 8080 on Cadbury cream eggs. this time of year, it's a daily struggle not to get one every time I'm in a drugstore.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

i would watch otters holding hands 17,000,000 times

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

also we should get a shitload of Cadbury cream eggs and make Cadbury omlettes.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

ok now this is going into "ally's going to go crazy and insane and then pass out" territory isn't it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

!!!

you guys + Fluffy Bear + John Justen=geniuses of our time.

what goes in a Cadbury cream egg omelette?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap AKA TUESDAY

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh braaaaavo

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

jfk allyzay :D

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

cadbury cream egg omlettes filling = bits of the shell!

maybe just scrambled cream eggs would be easier

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

that seems like it'd look really really gross is the thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

bonus!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

ice goes in blender, cream eggs go in blender, vodka goes in blender, kahlua goes in blender, rum goes in blender

blender activate

pulse

pulse

pulse

blender deactivate

BUNNY'S RUIN comes out of blender

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

you could put some cola in there too to really give the kids a push

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

!

maybe you guys should make Hastings drink that as a test run.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

or was that the point?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

tombot i think you just came up with a name for u and xtians band

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

I read that as "Bunny's Run" at first.

― dan m, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52778632@N00/442350536/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

we are stealing that for the flying dawkins y/n

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

guys is the Flying Dawkins going to be in a helicopter now? did I miss something?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

well we were going to put it on a boat but a helicopter should definitely be involved.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

no, a boat sounds awesome. I interpreted barcopter to mean bar on a helicopter, but that would be a bit cramped.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

it will be on a boat, and the boat will be perpetually carried from town to town via helicopter

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

we should buy airwolf, guys.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

WINWIN

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

it had red buttons that when you hit the button and it plays is it the only thing to hit MIAMI? BOTH

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

lolololol i am so glad all the art supplies were brought to the bar if just for the fact that we have that phrase engraved into permanency.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/4/3/f_diamondstm_2327c18.jpg

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

haaaaaaa

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

808080808080808080808080808080

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

ETERNALLY 8080

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

WOW THAT IS THUMBS UP 8080 TIMES

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

WOAH awesome

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

CAFEPRESS?

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

hey welcome nick!

― 69, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'll zazzle that bitch when I get a chance

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

+++TOM STOP YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT SN ALE STOP+++

― Ed, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

you guys have to listen to this

The police can, on the day if during you during demonstration to protect surrealism you do anything silly

― Ed, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

bah

The police can, on the day, impose conditions, if during you during demonstration to protect surrealism you do anything silly

― Ed, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, that t-shirt design is priceless.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/whispers/graphics/cheney_020607.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

I went looking for prosecco for the BDs and discovered RIESLING EXTRA TROCKEN which apparently means TINY BUBBLES

also yeah wtf hendricks gin and chambord cost $$$S jesus

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

gonna hold out on premium handcrafted gin-buying until I see an actual real paycheck this week, I'm not doing all this sleeping in and sitting around for nothing after all

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

dear alex,

you are correct re: the cheney video posted on wankette and i'm upset that i actually watched that instead of heading the warning.

terrifiedly,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah wtf, Dick Cheney?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

dear tom,

i like that you are already purchasing the chambord and champagne as if any time or place has been set for this. live every week like it's shark week. or at least like you're married to an alcoholic. :D

thx,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

I will not have you calling my RIESLING EXTRA TROCKEN "champagne" or some such other girly nonsense

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah cheney's on some BOB shit

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

i don't understand the name of that beverage btw. why would that imply it is bubbly? the drier riesling gets, it becomes more carbonated? it's confusing me a little.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

in germany "riesling extra trocken" means any generic drink, then you have to specify like "champange" or "8080" or "giant chocolate liquour"

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know but it was next to the prosecco and it has serious cork

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

and I asked the balkan wine buyer "sparkling... riesling?" and he nodded

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

that dude can tell you anything and you believe him is the thing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

guys let's go to germany

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

he has never been wrong, except the one time he kept telling me some good stuff from like uruguay was coming in "next tuesday" over and over and it never did

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wolffvonrechenberg.de/wp-content/images/dirndl.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

you and dan pavl1k are on a mission to make me really sick of julia stiles aren't you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

god this fucking office

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

guys I just landed a $200k design proposal!

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

I credit the wacky topical photoshop humor on the cover page of the proposal.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

Can't be Julia Stiles, beer girl has boobs.

― milo z, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

"we need a hundred funny 'for better or for worse' photoshops and a dozen internet meme caution signs"

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

Rojos del Águila de Veracruz is my new favorite baseball team guys

xpost i have seen julia stiles in person many, many times and trust me, when she ain't doing a film chick has t&a. i think she starves herself for movies and then just eats weed brownies 94/7 the rest of the time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

"we need a hundred funny 'for better or for worse' photoshops and a dozen internet meme caution signs"

yeah, this was pretty much the RFP

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

congrats brian, was this for that club you were talking about?

also.. I would like more wine. anyone? it's 6:30. send me one (1) txt.

― daria-g, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

i think she starves herself for movies and then just eats weed brownies 94/7 the rest of the time.

aw, this is endearing Julia Stiles to me for the first time.

congratulations, Brian!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a, it's for a different project that we only had a pitch for last week. Yeesh!

I'd would drink all this buckets of wine BUT I'm stuck at work pretty much forever now.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

I would drink wine with you! But I am in Boston. ;_;

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit you guys i'm tired

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

mega shredding

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

mega shredding

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

ugh what happened to me i'm so angry and stressed out that i'm actually using prescription drugs for their prescribed purpose: to make me not as angry and stressed out.

the baseball game was fun though - $5 tickets!

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wolffvonrechenberg.de/wp-content/images/dirndl.jpg

― Ed, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

because she is cute mainly, and I like beer.

― Ed, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

dear ed,

any advice? i've kinda got a bit of a conundrum right now.

yrs,
ghost rider

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

So my badge for my new job was authorized the day after I started my new job but no civil servant could be bothered to find out or tell anyone until yesterday. I love you, DC. I love you, GS culture. I love you, contracting. Keep your fucking thumb up your butt forever, and buy some more real estate while you're at it.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

100% guarantee this new job sucks 85-95% as much as the last one did because at the end of the day it's still a GS-15 or an executive CS who's spending the fucking money. I walked right back into it. Fuck this fucking town and all the money in it. Fuck.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

See you guys in two weeks

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

mornin tom.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

Advice for which conundrum? Girl or beer? I choose both.

― Ed, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

otm, thx

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

She clearly has enough to share and I am fairly magnanimous and offer to buy the next stein.

Fuck these consultants who will never buy anything. Go away so I can pack up, drive brussels-»london and go to psychodahlia.

― Ed, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

She is mine, though, you can have the dark haired one behind for the following reasons:

Her hair suits my jacket
Dirndl
Boobies

― Ed, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

"her hair suits my jacket"???

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

ed-gein.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

j/k ed blood diamonds

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

hullo everyone. this weather is making my hair look BAD.

― quincie, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Also: there are now more Macs in my house than cats.

― quincie, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Advice pls.

― quincie, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

dear quincie,

this weather is making my hair look bad too. i tried putting in a LOT of hair product but no dice. i have no solution.

i also have more macs in my house than cats, as well. i've tried complaining but there's always some reason the broken and completely smashed one is "necessary" to keep? so, get more cats is the thing.

hope this helps a little,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

awesome i love cats!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

me too high fives

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

there are FOUR macs in my house so i need THREE more cats to outnumber them and it seems like an unreasonable dream to have ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

I too have more macs than cats.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

I am wearly a lovely sand coloured linen Issey Miyake Jacket (I was wearing it at Hand's Wedding); if she leant her head on my shoulder it would set it off beautifully. (also lovely baggy herringbone tweed trousers and a brown cardigan and distressed boots, I am quite dapper today).

― Ed, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

cats = 2
macs = 1

this is clearly the proper ratio

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

how to shot man with auburn jacket, he will clearly be the person i am looking for

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

i have neither macs nor cats

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

XM disco station is the ultimate bro this morning for playing Paul Parker, Martin Circus, The Bar Kays, Lipps Inc, and Pretty Poison.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://vmedia.rivals.com/images/eComm/026/9035-AUB_250.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

yes, bring me a man, wearing that jacket, clearly he will be dreamy and we will get along very much.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://crumleydotorg.chattablogs.com/archives/images/Auburn%2520Elvis.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh nevermind

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys when we do blood diamonds + projector movies day/night/multiple day festival can we work in at least one coen bro movie that i haven't seen? which is quite a few because every time i've ever selected one of their movies at the video store, no matter who i am selecting with, has announced "i have already seen that and i do not care to see that again," whereas it seems like alex and brian are more like "i have already seen that and we can totally watch that again." and that thread is cracking me up (especially the tuomas posts!!! i can't even comprehend what he's saying).

beartrap good job "blogger"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

;_; how do i shot xm disco station

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

ok i was just getting really pissed off because my friend "j-lol" (raisedeyebrow.jpg) sent me some e-mail forward joke called "your name dictates your job" that i had to OPEN AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET TO READ but the thing is i just learned my ideal job is "top gun pilot" and i'm like btw spreadsheet you are v otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

omg I love John Turturro that thread has turned crazypants

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

guys, Tuomas is not real. "what came first, boots or boot fetishism?"??????

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

mygoditsfullofstars.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

i mean seriously that question kind of blew my mind. i just imagine that he's high 94/7 is the thing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

pretzel walrus, get one (1) XM tuner (helps if your office has it) and set it to channel 83.

And then think it's AWESOME because they are playing LAID BACK.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

there are so many threads today that i'm clicking on that i have no understanding of. emergency underwear? quiz show? boot fetish not-porn? waht?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

guys, Tuomas is not real. "what came first, boots or boot fetishism?"??????

-- horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:25 (7 minutes ago)

hahahahahaha

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

dear pete,

i just put your name into the EXCEL SPREADSHEET OF JOB PREDICTOR and your ideal job is LUMBERJACK!

sincerely,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

I AM NOT ARGUING ABOUT JOHN TURTURRO ON THE INTERNET

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

guys this is the single most retarded thing i have ever seen
http://images.thinkgeek.com/products/front/wiihelm.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

But it hovers, I mean, that's cool.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

omg dudes i am having way too much fun with this stupid spreadsheet. btw ghost rider and quincie, you are BOTH suicide bombers.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

holy crap!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

why not just tape the wiimote to a roomba?

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS IT'S NOT A ROOMBA OR A HOVERCRAFT, IT'S A HELMET THAT YOU STRAP YOUR WII ONTO FOR GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sorry, "wiimote"

it'd be better if you had to strap the whole wii to it, honestly

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

dear ally,

plz tell me what the spreadsheet says about my future

thx
-j.

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

dear mookieproof,

enjoy being a stripper.

come visit us sometime,
sr. airman a. millar

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

omg guys i just clicked by accident on someone's name which brought me to that webmail link which requires you to type in mystery letters to prove you're a real person and i SWEAR TO GOD ilx just asked me to retype "hitlers"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

today is the day where everything will be amazing to me, obviously

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

yo brian you should check out the c. swamp thread

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

cuz i think somebunny just got called out

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

i wanna know my job

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

also beergirl.jpg's shirt looks like it would suit the floor of my bedroom pretty nicely amirite guys high five

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

river wolf,

you are a spinster with cats. ;_; sorry but hey cats are cute.

xo,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

wait but my mac:cat ratio is 1:0 right now

i don't think i can afford to buy a bunch of kittens right now :(

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

right now

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

well if you change your real name to "river wolf" you can be a human shield.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

also everyone knows that kittens are free, you crazy man.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'll just be a spinster with catlol.jpgs

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

oh right, i forgot! just hang out by the river and roll the next old lady coming down to the banks with a squirmy burlap sack

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, me too, catlols don't require litterbox-cleaning BEARTRAP.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

old lady coming down to the banks with a squirmy burlap sack

Worst euphemism ever

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm going to kill every single person at my workplace, perhaps it is me who should become the suicide bomber, and do the world a favor.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

NEEDED: one lady who looks like a bunch of cats in a sack. Pls to appear on the riverbank.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

thing is, nick, that i don't even know what that could possibly be a euphemism for

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

wait, looks like a bunch of cats and is also in a sack???

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

throw the cow over the fence some hay, etc

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

seriously can someone let me know if i am the crazy person here? we had one product that we sold (very rarely), that has apparently been replaced with another, more complicated product. no one bothered to tell the sales staff this. i mean god forbid our managers make decisions and consult us or even LET US KNOW WHAT THEY ARE amirite? so i've been working on this project based on the old product for FIVE FUCKING MONTHS and now that i got everything together they're like, oh no wait there's this other thing we do now that is more complicated and stupider and also isn't actually going to alter ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON, it just takes more work and will probably drag this out another month.

what the fuck??? IT'S A FUCKING E-MAIL JUST SEND THE OLD STYLE IT'S A FUCKING E-MAIL.

oh and the kicker is that of course i'm not going to get any commission on this because they changed my territory during the period after i started working with this client so hey whatever.

srsly they couldn't have at least TOLD US there was a new thing?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/crazy_frog.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

that's insane, Ally. seriously, your job is the worst.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

it's like my bosses are a bunch of vain, stubborn, capricious five year olds.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

suck city

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

five year olds you can push over and make fun of though

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

alright i'm going to go on washingtonpost.com for a while and look at definitely not job listings at all.

beartrap i know, that's why i'd rather work for the five year olds ;_1

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

also this is the best picture of me ever guys
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/445660589_dd7b379ab6.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

i mean speaking of vain, capricious five year olds

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

secretly helmets are probably a good idea for a lot of drinkers

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, i'd be at least $1500 richer if i had been wearing a helmet one night

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

i had to wear a hockey helmet when i was two years old because of seizures from the MMR vaccine. i was banging my head on the walls of my crib.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

:o

yikes!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's funny to think about now though!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

it's kinda hardcore that it was a hockey helmet though, at least it wasn't some pussy helmet

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

are you Canadian, ghost rider?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

yes i am dog latin, and i am from canada, and i wear mittens

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i'm sure my mom was freaked out but we laugh about it now.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

I thought the schef was dog latin?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap - be honest she was singing you joy division lullabies

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

no, i'm dan perry

beartrap WOW ZR YOU WENT THERE AND THAT IS AWESOME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

dear washingtonpost.com jobs section,

uh plz to start actually loading up and working why are you doing this to me.

sincerely,
allyzay

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

no we joke about it it's fine, i usually make a headbanging/Led Zep joke but Joy Division works.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

dude you've pointed out that everyone jokes about it now like three times!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

i just want to make sure everyone knows about my past and is okay with joking about it.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

have i ever told you guys how much i hate husker du & karaoke?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

i want to let everyone know that i'm not telling any of you about my past and it is not ok to joke about it, except for the goat thing, that's ok.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

WAH I WANTED TO MAKE THE PUSSY HELMET JOKE

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

well duder who says you can't?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

dan perry, your ideal job would be shoplifting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

that is what the spreadsheet says at least. i am jealous.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, do mine, do mine!

― Laurel, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

you are a......PORN STAR

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

As a black man who grew up in a semi-rural white town, I imagine Dan would be the most paranoid shoplifter ever.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

My mother will be so proud; she already thinks I have the morals of an alley cat. I know this because she told me so just the other day.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

such awesome spam today:

Lucky the bell—still full and deep of throat,
To pick up even the quickening of wind
Is the moon to grow
Across the heavens' gray.
the old men burnish stories of Yaz and the Babe
The winter road from the St. Simeon farm
The earth beneath his feet, in its dark cape,
Through the back of the picture at the patch of white
In white, in paint too representative
Dim, and die tonight?
The mortal architect had brought to life,
The ordinary, wide scene which begins
snowdrops and crocuses might be fooled
IV. The Paths to Cathay
Sits at the limit of a kind of world
At San Biagio, in the most intense room
That square—Oh, 56 x 56
That images of roads, whether composed
A matter of getting all that right...

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START DOWNLOADING NOW!

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

Yaz!!!

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

baudelaire!!!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

baudelaire needs to stop ridin ms office's jock already

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

Hi DC.

Question for you: which airport is best to fly into if you're staying near the convention center? Does it matter?

― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

National.

Are you coming for ALA?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

the best airport to fly into without exception no matter where you are staying within the city limits is reagan. it's the only one that is actually convenient. next would be bwi, but you'd have to ride an amtrak once you get off the plane.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

also BWI suuuuuuucks if you check bags. National is the nicest airport by a mile.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Excellent! Thank you. No Southwest for me then (they only fly into BWI). Is there subway access from Reagan? Is National IAD or DCI?

Yup, I'm coming for ALA. Prepare for 25,000 librarians invading your city in June.

― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

it's DCI and there is Metro access!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

wait, it's DCA, I think.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

300 loyal dc residents will fight these librarians to the death

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, wtf is going on at BWI with the bags btw? their handlers seem to like to take their sweet fucking time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

Southwest has some kind of deal/agreement with ATA and they "fly" into National via ATA or some such thing. Anyway, I fly to St. Louis on Southwest for very cheap, but I do have to switch planes in Chicago.

librarians make the world go round!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

grr, I used to fly Southwest into BWI when I lived in DC because I worked at a nonprofit and had no money, but then I would inevitably be waiting at the airport for like 3 hours on Sunday night for my bag and thereby miss the Amtrak to Union Station and end up paying for a cab back to DC. until I got smart.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, DCA. Whoops.

Get ready for Birkenstocks, applique cat shirts, pant suits, and rolling backpacks. (feel free to fight those people)

― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

I am sorry that I use your thread to discuss banal details of my former DC life, guys. apparently I have a lot to say about airports and tourists and 2 Amys.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

we all have lots of things to say about all those things horsehoe do not apologize

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

i hate all of those things, except 2 amy's, which i'm basically indifferent towards

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

how do you feel about Union Station? I miss it. once I got pulled over driving by it and the cops thought I was drunk but I wasn't and they administered a field test which I failed stone cold sober. ;_;

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

i am pro union station

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

i hate union station

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

with like a burning passion so strong that i cannot even express it the majority of the time

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

i would literally kill almost every single person i ever see in there

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

wow!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sorry for finding that story so funny horseshoe ;_;

i don't mind union station but i used to like it a lot more when i could sit in that bar in the middle and smoke a cigarette with my last drink before i got on the train, it all felt very civilized in a '40s sense.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you, DC, for your travel help. I'm sure I'll be back later asking for suitable drinking establishments (this is what one needs to do after spending excessive amounts of time with ill-dressed and anal retentive librarians).

― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

union station is a lot more tolerable when you're on your way out of dc, is the thing

beartrap yeah come drink with us when you get here, molly, that's the only thing we're good at

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

drinking with librarians=underrated

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

no worries, ghost rider, it's totally hilarious; I think part of the reason the female cop didn't believe me when I said I'd had nothing to drink was that I kept cracking up that apparently even when I'm sober I have the capacities of a drunken mess.

and yeah, what I dug about Union Station was that it had a 40s vibe! if you ignored the shopping mall.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

right. my pro statement up there should include a disclaimer about the mall.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

excellent! i promise not to repeat last year's ALA in new orleans, where I drank 3 hurricanes and passed out in the hotel bathroom (on the toilet with the tap running).

srsly, this is what being a librarian does to you.

― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

I love Union Station. I saw Con Air at the movie theater there by myself.

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

the station itself is totally fine and nice it is the people and the people who work there and the homeless men who harrass me there 94/7 the second i set foot into it and the tourists and the actual way they run their trains and especially the people and also the people in the mall that make me hate union station.

it is the perfect symbol of EVERY FUCKING THING i hate about this town. it'd be really ok if like 87% of these people weren't here, ya know!

also yes we must all drink together. i swear i'm not this unpleasant in real life.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

although i did buy a tiki barber jersey there once

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

that makes sense, Ally. also, I don't mean to diminish the harrassment you've experienced, but I think of all the DC thread coinages "94/7" is my favorite. also if I ever meet you I'm hoping you're exactly like you are on ILX, i.e. awesome.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

HI ERRYBODY.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

94/7 was my invention though i cannot recall exactly what point i was trying to express!! we should start bringing a tape recorder to bars to try to figure out the chronology of these things.

also i am like i am on ilx but i try a lot harder to not get bitchy. COUNTDOWN TO SOMEONE CRACKING A JOKE ABOUT THAT IN 5...4...4...4....

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm going to go drinking RIGHT NOW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

Nick, why would you see Con Air alone? I don't think I ever saw anything in the Union Station theater.

hi Jessie!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

94/7 was really more of a wilmington coinage

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

but what were we specifically TALKING about. it wasn't wilmington.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

...it can't possibly have been about wilmington.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Um basically when I was living in DC from '97 to '99 I was really miserable and friendless and spent a lot of time by myself?

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

read "in DC" as "in the DC suburbs"

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, someone stop me from eating all the sour cream in our caf for lunch, it will be horrible to my stomach...but taste SO GOOD.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

or were you asking "why ConAir"?

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

or "why Union Station"?

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/436145278_a39e96940e.jpg

^^^ this is all the explanation 94/7 needs, surely

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

aw! I'm sorry. I was miserable when I lived in DC partly because I hated my friends. I should have spent more time by myself, frankly.

xpost I don't know, when I see movies alone it's usually because I love them so much that I need to see them for a second time right away (cough Dreamgirls), and it was hard for me to imagine loving Con Air that way. I like seeing movies alone, though, I didn't mean to sound snotty about that.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

man did i seriously go through that much gin on that train ride is the thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

i don't remember you drinking any more than me. there are at least two hidden scotch bottles in that picture

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

there were two trays i think so the bottles might not be "hidden" so much as they are "in the other tray that isn't in the picture". we should've staged that shot better.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh god, better hope Mr. Que doesn't see that picture

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

I like imagining those are normal tanqueray and dewars bottles and a HUGE bottle of sam.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

the sad thing is that that picture was taken as we pulled into newark

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

css

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

i saw it. looks a okay to me, i mean, that's what i've always pictured newark looking like anyway.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

newark wishes it looked like that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Metallica may work as a name for a heavy metal band, but a Swedish couple is struggling to convince authorities it’s also suitable for a baby girl.

Sweden’s tax agency rejected Michael and Karolina Tomaro’s application to name their 6-month-old daughter after the legendary rock band, whose hits include “Enter Sandman.”

“It suits her,” Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday of the name. “She’s decisive, and she knows what she wants.”

these ppl rule

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

although metallica tomaro sounds like the name of someone who would live in newark and have a lot of bad highlights and fake tan.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i forgot, highlight of last night - so we were there for my friend/old roommate's bday (he is bro since old times) and got $5 nosebleed seats and drank a lot of overpriced beers in commemorative aluminum cans and were fairly trashed by the time that sad charade of a game came to an end.

anyway our usher/whatever they're called at baseball stadiums dude comes over to tell us we gotta finish our beers and clear out since we're pretty much the only ones left in the stadium, and we're all "oh, but it's our friend's birthday! come on!" and he asks how old the dude's turning (28), and says "oh come on man, you're just starting out! of course, you never know when god's going to decide to take you - could be tomorrow."

we're all "uh....." thinking he's about to get super jesusy on us, but bro totally saves himself - "that's why you gotta do what you're doin now - come on out, get some tickets for $5, get your drink on! party like it's 1999!"

you, charles, were a gentleman and a scholar.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

wait how can Sweden tell people what they can name their kid??

beartrap charles is 8080, live it up ppl

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

wtf engineering students who do not know how to shot stapler.

yes, I do have a "stapler-taker-outer."

I hope I survive this week so I can go see GRINDHOUSE and JOHN WATERS.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

you guys, Sweden is weird. I remember a story on NPR about Sweden post-tsunami (I guess a lot of Swedish tourists had died) about what a hard time, like, THE NATION, was having, because it had constructed itself around happiness and had no way of dealing with darkness and I was like, uh? I guess Sweden is the nice fascist state?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

“It suits her,” Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday of the name. “She’s decisive, and she knows what she wants.”

if so then her middle name must be "...in 1986 but not anymore, not after they cut their hair anyway"

― gff, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

NAME HER ALTERNATIVICA

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

also lol @ stapler-taker-outer

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

omg i can't wait to see grindhouse.

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

they'll never let that middle name fly

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

it would be awkward if they kept that middle name and made her change her first name to "ingrid" or something tho

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Image]

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

my life exists for grindhouse. :(

oh kurt russell, let's get married.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

ok i just found a really creepy flickr page that is nothing but pictures of women wearing pantyhose. wtf human race.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

what came first, pantyhose or pantyhose fetishism?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap still not as crepey as "ohio friend's wife"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

it is pretty creepy though especially since it seems like he moved on from just random pictures of really unattractive models/possibly men taken off websites to pictures he's taken himself, by following women around and trying to upskirt them.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap.jpg IS as crepey as ohio friend's wife, tho

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

though yeah ohio friend's wife's last known pictures was really disturbed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

this is my favorite picture on flickr so far today
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/446266940_d568703c9d.jpg
^^^ guy rules

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW IF IT'S HIM

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

EXACTLY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/4/4/f_movie1m_375fc02.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

:D :D :D :D

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

awwww i wanna go to movie night

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah srsly! palm beach story!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

also i want a blood diamonds t-shirt

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

i can bring food snacks that people can eat fyi!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

also i want snacks

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

wait this is my favorite picture on flickr today
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/243/446283001_d209fb7903.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

this is my fav. i can haz cheezburger pic of recent memory, this and hoverkitty

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/thisnottoilet.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

why do I keep buying sandwiches from convenience stores?? u_u

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'll be in DC on Friday, the 27th. A buddy's 30th birthday party that weekend. Anyone up for Hunan that lunch time?

― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

YES

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

oh hell yeah

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap - residual guilt over childhood misdeeds?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

also YES AWESOME ANDY I AM SO THERE

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

i'll do hunan just remind me when it is closer to the date and i'll be there

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap - I dunno. this is allegedly turkey but it tastes like ham.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh god i hate that so much

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

AND ALL THIS TALK OF HUNAN IS NOT MAKING ME LESS HUNGEE.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

FB and I once spent an entire year eating only things that could be purchased at the Super America a block away. True story.

BRTRP

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

hey i'm gonna be in dc friday april 27 as well and i think i owe blam a beer

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

also: cuteotters

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

april 27 is going to be awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

GO TOGO
GO SIERRA LEONE

1749 - First performance of Handel's Fireworks Music in Green Park, London.
1773 - The British Parliament passes the Tea Act, designed to save the British East India Company by granting it a monopoly on the North American tea trade.
1805 - First Barbary War: United States Marines and Berbers attack the Tripolitan city of Derna (The "shores of Tripoli" part of the Marines' hymn).
1810 - Beethoven composes his famous piano piece, Für Elise.
1813 - War of 1812: United States troops capture the capital of Ontario, York (present day Toronto, Ontario).
1861 - President Abraham Lincoln suspends the writ of habeas corpus.
1865 - The New York State Senate creates Cornell University as the state's land grant institution.
1865 - The steamboat Sultana, carrying 2,300 passengers, explodes and sinks in the Mississippi River, killing 1,700, most of whom were Union survivors of the Andersonville Prison.
1936 - The United Auto Workers (UAW) gains autonomy from the American Federation of Labor.
1945 - World War II: Last German troops are expelled from Finnish Lapland (the last day of World War II going on in Finland). The day is the national war veteran day in Finland.
1945 - World War II: The Völkischer Beobachter, the newspaper of the Nazi Party, ceases publication.
1960 - Togo gains independence from French-administered UN trusteeship.
1961 - Sierra Leone is granted its independence from the United Kingdom, with Milton Margai as the first Prime Minister.
1972 - Constructive Vote of No Confidence against German Chancellor Willy Brandt fails under obscure circumstances.
1974 - 10,000 march in Washington, D.C., calling for impeachment of US President Nixon
1977 - 28 people are killed in the Guatemala City air disaster.
1981 - Xerox PARC introduces the computer mouse.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

rip voelkischer beobachter and guatemala city air disaster victims, tho. ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i meant to take those out ;____;

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

wait no FUCK THE NAZI NEWSPAPER

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU ONTARIO

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

rip steamboat sultana as well ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

RIP steamboat sultana

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

and yeah you know what sierra leone did after it gained independence? started producing BLOOD FUCKING DIAMONDS.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

bummer

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

yes dude, those diamonds you love so much? they are full of blood. because they are blood diamonds.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait guys according to wikipedia the first your mom joke was told on my birthday, in 1930. i am not sure how that's a verifiable claim but i'm liking it :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

On the 27th, the laplanders all eat a huge tuomassundae.jpg in memory of the war dead.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

what came first, the tuomassundae or the tuomassundae.jpg?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

lolz

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

ok guys just forget everything i've posted about anything ever and go here http://flickr.com/photos/dirfoto/
^^^^^^ this guy is just 100% of the time blood diamonds as far as i am concerned

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

wait why the arrows

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

my birthday:

1904 - Probably the first Ice cream cone was sold at the Louisiana Purchase Exposition in St. Louis, Missouri.

:D

1929 - Fascist government in Italy ban the use of foreign words.

;_;

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

dude whatever, you got ice cream!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

ICE CREAM DESTROYS FASCISTS

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

who wants to use foreign words anyway

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

* 1930, First your mom joke told.
* 1931 - Ådalen shootings, five people are killed in Ådalen, Sweden, as soldiers open fire on an unarmed trade union manifestation.
* 1935 - Northamptonshire County Cricket Club gains (over Somerset at Taunton by 48 runs) what proved to be their last victory for 99 matches, easily a record in the County Championship. Their next Championship win was not until 29 May, 1939.
* 1939 - Lina Medina becomes the world's youngest confirmed mother in medical history at the age of five.
* 1940 - World War II: The Netherlands surrender to Germany.
* 1943 - Sinking of the Australian Hospital Ship Centaur off the coast of Queensland, by a Japanese submarine.
* 1948 - Israel declared to be an independent state and a provisional government is established. Immediately after the declaration, Israel was attacked by the neighboring Arab states.
* 1955 - Cold War: Eight communist bloc countries, including the Soviet Union, sign a mutual defence treaty called the Warsaw Pact.
* 1961 - American civil rights movement: Freedom Riders bus is fire-bombed near Anniston, Alabama, and the civil rights protestors are beaten by an angry mob.
* 1970 - The Red Army Faction is established in Germany.
* 1977 - In Milan, Italy, during a demonstration of the far-left, a hooded extremist shoots at police, killing a policeman, Antonino Custrà. The scene is photographed and the picture [1] of the hooded man shooting in the middle of the street will appear in many magazines around the world.
* 1986 - Formula One Italian driver Elio De Angelis has a terrible crash with his Brabham at the Paul Ricard circuit in France during a test session. He will die the next day at the Marseille hospital.
* 1988 - Carrollton bus disaster: A drunk driver going the wrong way on Interstate 71 near Carrollton, Kentucky, USA hits a converted school bus carrying a church youth group. The crash and ensuing fire kill 27.
* 1998 - The finale of Seinfeld airs on NBC, with 76 million viewers tuning in.

IN A POST 1930 WORLD, MY BIRTHDAY IS NOTHING BUT BUMMERS ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/445660589_dd7b379ab6.jpg

BEST CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP EVER.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, what? That was supposed to be a picture of bike guy my computer is posessed WTF.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

haha uh

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

allyzay: sponsored by beer

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I got Arthur Ashe's first win at Wimbledon, the debut of the bikini, spam (the meat) and Seinfeld, and the birth of RZA

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah ok, i mean whatever, i'll let a corporation sponsor me, that's fine.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

or beer or whatever.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

ally that's funny i gave birth to seinfeld, and you KILLED HIM

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

shut up i don't want to talk about it ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

i gave birth to israel ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

pancho villa and eudora welty died on my birthday ;_;

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

I got Arthur Ashe's first win at Wimbledon, the debut of the bikini

I still remember the shock on the line judge's face...

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

rita hayworth died on mine ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

ted williams and ken lay died on my bday

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

you killed rita hayworth and seinfeld.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

OH MY GOD AND FRANK SINATRA DIED ON MY BIRTHDAY TOO WTF

i'm never celebrating my birthday again.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/242/446319036_e5fbeda97e.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

hey can anybody tell me what happened on the coen bros thread? I didn't read it today and apparently it has nothing to do with the coens or anything else anymore.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Que for a second I read that as Ted Williams and Ken Lay died on my body and was like whoa.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

wait i didn't even notice that his shirt said that, that's awesome

beartrap retarded people showed up, brian.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

what happened on the Coen brothers thread=I muddied it up.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Inevitable rule of movie/racism/tipping threads was invoked.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

ally why r u complaining? your day is flag day in paraguay!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh well that makes up for everything

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

btw everyone on this thread who is contributing to the coen bros thread is basically otm and NOT retarded just fyi.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

it did feel a lot like a racism thread, actually!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

no i mean alfred lord whatshisfuck was kinda the death knell of that thread. and i say this as someone who first arrived on it drunk and called everyone a fucking moron last night.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

that's why I only start discussions here, duh

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Edward is still fighting the good fight on that thread, i.e. making sense and not telling people they have problems.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

what happened on the Coen Bros. thread = me trying to make Shakey Mo's head explode

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

alex i think you should show up and call people fucking idiots on more threads is the thing, because that's generally a correct statement to be making.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

that's the excuse I've giving anyways

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

he's got a lot of disproportionate rage, that shakey mo

and yeah, alex, your entrance on that thread led to a brief period of it being good.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

shakey mo is basically one of the worst people on ilx and i don't care who knows that i think that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

just in case you couldnt decide whether or not to love columbus OH's awesome band, psychedelic horseshit:

psychedelic horseshit is in desperate need of a female gtr player.
your skills as a guitarist are unimportant, however your physical appearance is very important. we only want cute or hot chicks. uglyies need not apply. we are assholes we will not be nice to you, so, be hot. we need to start practice right away and we will need you to be off of work on the 20th as we have a very cool gig in philadelphia. we also have a gig on the 19th in athens and 15th here in columbus. we need commitment and recklessness, we have fun,take drugs and act stupid if you ain't down don't reply.
we know yr out there somewhere...

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

"we will not be nice to you, so be hot"

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Do you guys get "Sound Opinions" on your NPR station? They are these two douchey CHicago "rock critics" who have a radio show. ANyways, a couple of weeks ago they had their coverage of the "BEST AND WORST OF SXSW." ANd that Psychedelic Horseshit band was one of their examples of THE WORST.

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

have you heard PH nick? they are really really fun and awesome. eff the h8rs.

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

for the first time ever, i wish i lived in OH

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Someone help me kill all the late people. (More later -- like, say, hours from now.)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i'm on the next flight out

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

I have not heard them.

― n/a, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

YOU GUYS

http://nintendo8.com/toplist/

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Cryptic Ned koan.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

bearbearbeartrap all the LATE people are dead u brain kings

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

lol yeah you brain kings

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

XM, we are so bonding right now what with you playing The Andrea True Connection's "More More More" and it being my ringtone. BLOOD DIAMONDS.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN NED FOUGHT TEH ZOMBIES FOR HATING FREEDOM?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

WTF @ no megaman dudes

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

aw, Brian, I love that song so much. if I were in DC I would buy you a drink just for having it as your ringtone.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://nintendo8.com/game/486/mega_man/

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

they have thru 6

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

my ringtone is tragedy by the bee gees

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

okay, now the coen brothers thread is just gross.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

guys I hate to keep harping on this XM thing but for real I never thought the office radio would be playing the Latin Rascals.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

my dad has xm radio at his work. i think he just uses it to listen to a lot of steely dan though is the thing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

RW: YES

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

does xm have a smooth station

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

or a "bleak, cynical, el lay session muso" channel that's like nothing but steely dan and zevon all day, because i would sign up for that shit

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

the steely dan and warren zevon channel is the one my dad listens to, i just said that ffs.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

well then your dad is 8080, ok, lay off

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

dude lets all just watch yacht rock

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

it is actually channel 8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

she watch channel 8080!?

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

*slow clap*

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

it is actually channel 8080

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, April 4, 2007 3:18 PM (2 minutes ago)
she watch channel 8080!?

-- ghost rider, Wednesday, April 4, 2007 3:20 PM (1 minute ago)
*slow clap*

-- pretzel walrus, Wednesday, April 4, 2007 3:21 PM (8 seconds ago)

v v funny would hang out with again A+

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

this is now the 17th time i've explained "how to transfer phone calls" to this dude here. wtf. it's ruining my enjoyment of funny. and also there's a big button on the phone that says "transfer," plz to explain mystery.jpg here?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

your coworker is tuomas y/n

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

y you win a prize

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

you can tell by whether or not he's sitting in a shopping cart btw

xpost

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

well alex can't figure out how to use the big button that says "convert to html" so let's not be too harsh here ok?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

excuse me JFK JR

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

wait these are all excellent points being made

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

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Apache/1.3.34 Server at fuckyou.com Port 80

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

dear search bar in my browser,

why is one of my previous searches apparently "smoking cats"?

thx,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

dear search bar in my browser,

why aren't all of my previous searches "smoking cats"?

thx,
JJ

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

yeah seriously ally DUH

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mypsace.org/Images/Funny_Pics/images/smoking_cats.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.larubberworks.com/images/2216c.gif
i'd like to say 2216c is the new slang for going for a smoke break but i know i'm never going to remember that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS SRSLY YOU GUYS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNqUJCw79YQ

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

that just made my day

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

whiplash did a TACO JOHN commercial

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

woah, that little boy riding that dog is really really small!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

old news

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

NEW TO ME

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not h8in, tho

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH SUCK IT RIVER WOLF

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

man mw, that ain't right

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

i know that little boy should be riding a pony, not a dog.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

the dog might eat that little boy

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

i meant no offense river wolf!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

little known fact: ponies have killed many people.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

whiplash did a TACO JOHN commercial

i did a series of stories involving a large E. coli O157:H7 outbreak associated with TACO JOHN restaurants

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

exactly, i keep telling the wife this but still she wants one.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

...beartrap?

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

beartraps have probably killed a lot of people but not as many as ponies have.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

everybody chill, let's just take a little 2216c and increase the peace

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

river wolf 8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

2216c=chorizo burrito?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

no. we covered this already.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Subject breathing device too fuckin LOUD
From Lord Vader <xVaD✧✧✧@empirem✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Date A Long Time Ago 12:20 AM
To Nardo Pace <np✧✧✧@empirem✧✧✧.c✧✧>

yo hey i still dont understand whats going on with this thing

can u put a knob on my breather apperatis so i can turn down the volume when im in the library or sneakin up on maintenence droids? why did u put a speaker on this thing in the first place lol

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

lolz i think i've sent similar emails to stupid nardo pace

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god I need to smoke is that a Marlboro give me that.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

agggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh guys
http://flickr.com/photos/soderbladh/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Ally,

I wish you hadn't linked to that page. And I wish I hadn't clicked on it.

Best

Mr. Que

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

SOME END OF DAY ROFFLES FOR YOU ALL IN THE FORM OF CORRESPONDENCE FROM A DUDE WHO MIGHT BE KNOWN AS MR MTN GOATS:

I'm in Gothenburg and I just saw a 7-minute, umm, celebration of black athletes on Eurosport - it was set to a Curtis Mayfield-esque song (which I didn't recognize) and was footage of Ali & a lot of Olympians & Serena Williams & African villagers playing games and on and on, and in between every five/ten-sec shot the screen would wash over with a stock psychedelic pattern and round-edge mod fonts would appear:

BLACK ATHLETES ARE THE BEST!

DO IT BROTHER!

RIGHT ON!

LET'S GO MAN! (this was my favorite)

BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL!

WE CAN DO IT!

I seriously had, and have, no idea what to make of it - it was the strangest, most dated confluence of a probably good intention ("let's pay tribute to black athletes") and some really weird fetishism ("when talking about black people, it's best to adopt a sort of ersatz Panther/hippie amalgam")

oh, europaws

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

this is my apology for everything today
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/441824800_4ee0ab80b7.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

SNAP: ugh, Vegas Juggalo

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

seriously Europe + race=wtf

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

RIGHT ON! horseshoe

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

also, I thank you for the minutes of my life you've saved posting that here and not starting a new clusterfuck thread about it, one that I doubtless would have spent hours tearing my hair out over.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

omg do not tempt me wow

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

DAN

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

okay i need to learn about the immune system, dudes

2216c,

rw

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

that idea = http://www.mcga.gov.uk/c4mca/red_flag.jpg
me = http://www.elpasorugs.com/hornproducts/fighting%20bull.jpg

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

I know what you mean, Dan; I kind of want you to do it, but in that way where I kind of want to destroy myself, you know?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53075#unread

I leave it in the hands of ILE.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

I should probably start looking for images for the forthcoming summary thread now, huh?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think you can beat this one:

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/33500/33922mumm_w.jpg

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

I have been amazed and dumbstruck by that image ever since you posted it!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

True.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Of course, you wouldn't have expected the Coen brothers thread to elicit bondage photos and tuomassundae.jpg, now would you?

Your thread is still young, let it breathe and grow beautiful gossamer wings of CRAZY TALKING BULLSHIT.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

ok so when someone you work with forwards you an inquiry implying it is yours and you open it and not only is it not yours but actually it is IN HIS TERRITORY ACTUALLY SURPRISE SURPRISE is this the point that you e-mail back "fuck you"?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

Also, the britishes might be busy sleeping, or eating crumpets or whatever it is they do.

brtrp yes.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

dear schef,

you need to get the fuck out of dodge and then go to the gunstore and drive back to dodge with basically all the guns and shoot up the place

best best,

rw

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

but maybe make it a paintball gunstore or something because i don't want to see motherfuckers getting killed over intraoffice email beefs

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dan you'll want that post to start while the americans are still at work and the british are still awake

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

alright that's the best advice i've ever received tbh

wait now it's kind of not ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe just kick a 2216c and know that all those dudes can just go fuck themselves anyway, at least you've got pals

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

oh man "kick a 2216c" kudos, rio lobo

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

I would email back something like "I think this is in your territory." Then I would think "I EAT YOUR STUPID BRAINS" at him until my veins burst.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

:D

high fives river wolf

beartrap like a sucker i'm responding to the person's inquiry :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

I hope yr response includes Spike Lee's "Jungle Fever Book".

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

From Cosmic Schefter <sch✧✧✧@compa✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Date time to quit fucking with me already
To that fucking guy <douc✧✧✧@compa✧✧✧.c✧✧>

I think this is in your territory, and you know, you should probably stop sending me stuff like this.

Plus you might die.

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

PS: btw you are very pretty.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

that is pretty much otm

i just kind of feel bad for the customer, they sent their inquiry to the wrong person to begin with, who then forwarded the inquiry onto the general line instead of the correct person, and now it is forwarded to me. i'm just not mean enough, i mean it's obviously been floating around since THIS MORNING ffs. :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT GUYS APPARENTLY, AGAIN UNBEKNOWNST TO ME, THEY ACTUALLY MOVED HALF OF THE MIDWEST INTO THE TERRITORY CALLED "SOUTHEAST" WHICH THEY CLAIM IS MINE YET REFUSE TO PAY ME FOR SO ACTUALLY THIS IS MY INQUIRY NICE OF THEM TO ACTUALLY UPDATE WHEN THEY DECIDE THAT PLACES LIKE "OHIO" ARE ACTUALLY "SOUTHEAST" THO.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

how do i shot self in head

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

if you find out, please let me know

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

lol that is practically a lyric in one of your songs actually

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh you two

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Soden, who keeps a Bible on her countertop and displays on her wall a business partnership agreement between her and Jesus, said she was not bothered by Young's posted image of Satan.

"It didn't offend me, but I know it offended Christ," she said.

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

did they tell ohio??

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

srsly both of you need to get jobs on submarines run by otters or something, ASAP

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

we should've been the suicide bombers, instead of a top gun pilot and a fluffy bunny trainer ;_;

beartrap i would hope that they told ohio but really who knows with this group.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

btrp - my job is responsible for about 17.5% of current woes bro

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

i would worry about getting a job like that, though, ghost rider because i don't know how good otters are at submarines??

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

but it would probably be fun while it lasted

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

ok these are the places i am responsible for: CT, DE, MA, MD, ME, NH, NJ, NY, PA, RI, VT (this previous group are the ones i get paid for), (the following group are the ones i am responsible for yet inexplicably unpaid for) AL, AR, DC, FL, GA, KY, LA, MO, MS, NC, SC, TN, VA, WV, Puerto Rico/Carribean

these are the places d4ryl is responsible for and is fully paid for: IA, IL, IN, KS, MI, MN, OH, OK, WI

these are the places stalin is responsible for and is fully paid for: AK, AZ, CA, CO, HI, ID, MT, ND, NE, NM, NV, OR, SD, TX, UT, WA, WY

SERIOUSLY WTF i am really sorry that i asked for the new breakdown list, i was better off not knowing?

beartrap why wouldn't otters be good with submarines

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

uh they have to pay you more then, wtf?

also you work with Stalin bummer

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

hey, you know, forget i said anything

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

no i cannot forget it now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/gocalifornia/1/0/K/t/SandO-sw.jpg

Looks pretty good at submarines to me.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A SEAL YOU DUMMY

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

wait i just posted the old list actually a couple of random other states are now in the "southeast" too??? ugh whatever.

i'll stop bitchin also that is a seal!!!!!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pellbooks.com/images/Sports/DARRYL.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

otters would also be better than seals anyway because at least they have little hands. seals would be all swatting the switches and levers and dials and shit with their flippers making shit go haywire and crash into africa

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://gocalifornia.about.com/od/casdphoto/ig/Sea-World/SandO-sw.htm

See, you assumed that the one on the left wasn't otter.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

if i could find the excelsior thread i would've excelsiored that post river wolf.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

there's been a couple of those today, this new "threads older than three hours disappear forever" system is A++++

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

ATTN: GHOST RIDER

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/219/446382882_43d4f75225.jpg

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, I totally was going to put your "this salad dressing is ultimately soulless" post on excelsior, but a search brought up 3000 other threads

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

aww

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh you know some brit has it bookmarked or something

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

lol britishes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

found it! /britishes

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

cheneymacro.jpg and horseshoe u r both treats

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

btw kudos for steel "bear trap" device

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.roanoke.com/news/images/0829_ottermap_600x230.jpg

;_;

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

is that where they are landing the submarine??? i should probably buy a plane ticket

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.strangebirds.com/DHC-3-Flight-Manual-lg.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

lol britishes

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, April 4, 2007 11:09 PM (37 minutes ago)

what are my insane fellow countrymen upto today. (I have been out this evening and found no girls to compliment my attire)

― Ed, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

(were you wearing a yellow jacket?)

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

Don't worry, Ed, you're one of the "good ones".

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

happy friday

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

hott

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 5 April 2007 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

Wankette why is your 'serious' political blog trying to sell me ladies underwear?

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

"I like how being macho and being gay are really the same thing."
"I like how being macho and being gay are really the same thing."
"I like how being macho and being gay are really the same thing."
"I like how being macho and being gay are really the same thing."
"I like how being macho and being gay are really the same thing."
"I like how being macho and being gay are really the same thing."
"I like how being macho and being gay are really the same thing."
"I like how being macho and being gay are really the same thing."
"I like how being macho and being gay are really the same thing."
"I like how being macho and being gay are really the same thing."

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

lady if you have to ask etc etc

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

wait no dan just explained it better than i could

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/4/5/f_perspectivem_b51ba29.jpg

would you snort mountains of coke at all this club Y/N?

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

I would set fire to that club and all who sail in her.

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

wait what

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

is that club five-dimensional something i can't make sense of it

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

Is this about your, admittedly quite cute, girly y-fronts or my desire to commit arson against pretentious after starck, post-modernist design hellholes?

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

The "chandeliers" are a crime against humanity! AWESOME

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Also I like the seating area within the dimensional prison from "Superman II".

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

brian stop using the sims to design architectural projects is the lesson here.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

no wait i meant to say ONLY use the sims to design architectural projects.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

saturday night at the phantom zone

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

pretentious after starck, post-modernist design hellholes

thanks ed I will use this in the design pitch

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

you should replace one of those people with 80s al pacino.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

and the sketchy dude all the way off in the corner with the giant from twin peaks

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

U+K: Where is the breakdancer?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Needs less car crash of faux french empire furniture, arts and crafts wall hangings, and mixte 60s part and martha stewart fabrics.

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

i mean it might look cool in real life when it's not full of forcefields and translucent ghost people and the geometry is euclidian, but what do i know, i just go places where drinks are cheap and lighting is dim and no one knows if it's after starck or not until they kick you out

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT LISTEN TO ED, SANITY SHALL NOT PREVAIL HERE

I would also include Batman doing the Batusi.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

wait no it looks good with the forcefield, more places should have that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

Ed is all for austerity, futurism and modernism and probably should be ignored.

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

IT HAS A FRICKIN' FORCE FIELD, HOW MUCH MORE FUTURISM DO YOU NEED????

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.phinnweb.org/links/cinema/directors/kubrick/pic/korova5.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

everyone but Dang is missing the "mountains of coke" being integral to the concept here

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

no, ally correctly noted that it needed more pacino

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

I JUST TOLD YOU TO PUT AL PACINO IN THE PICTURE, HOW MUCH MORE OF AN ACKNOWLEGEMENT DO YOU NEED

fuck boxcar

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't want to delete that because it was in all caps and totally awesome and it's too much effort

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

i need to actually do work at some point today

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

also frankly i'd need to see the bathroom stalls before i decide on this mountains of coke business

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

like they're not full of semi-transparent narcs, are they?

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh, Ally OTM. I'll put in girl and guy pacinos, it will be like being john malkovich.

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

why do you need to see the stalls? the tables are mirrors!

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

I DON'T WANT TO SHARE

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Bathroom stalls in the restaurant in Brussels I was in the other night had transparent glaass bathroom stalls that went opaque when you locked, them. Not opaque enough for those washing their hands outside though.

That restaurant had clearly taken cues from Conran establishments in London, what with the terrible service and running out of things.

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

so then don't share

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

i need to actually do work at some point today

A feeling I am trying to avoid, but alas.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

a friend of mine had a rotating mirrored coffee table, i think i was telling you about this one night, brian. it was probably the best table ever.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Elvis Telecom once had a round coffee table that was also a artistic map of Africa, which was lit from inside. It was something.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

all these coffee tables OTM

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

I once had a coffee table that was a lacquered Chita Rivera singing the Chiquita Bananas jingle. It shot fireworks out of its nipples.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

U LIE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T GET MY HOPES UP THAT SUCH A THING EXISTS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

dear person who has sushi in the fridge, presumably for lunch:

u r gross.

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why I want all these coffee tables. I don't even drink coffee!

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

in the presence of evil my coffee table bursts into flames and steals souls

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ooh, is that Ikea?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

i have NEVER seen your coffee table burst into flames

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

my coffee table's only regret is that charles xavier had to die for its dream to live

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

in the presence of evil my coffee table bursts into flames and steals souls

What about your armoire, and your bidet?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

I assume you have those too, you see.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

my coffee table doesn't do anything but weigh 17 trillion pounds, it needs to man up.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

"Which came first, the bidet or bidet fetishism?"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

ned, you've obviously never been to alex's house.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

I can but construct the image of Alex's house in my mind. (Doubtless said image is 100% lies.)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

my armoire has seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. it's watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

i once had an armoire. i broke it :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

it didn't do anything very interesting ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

proposed coffee (beer) tables for The Flying Dawkins:

http://www.1stdibs.com/furniture_item_detail.php?id=138608
http://www.1stdibs.com/furniture_item_detail.php?id=138834
http://www.1stdibs.com/furniture_item_detail.php?id=134945
http://www.1stdibs.com/furniture_item_detail.php?id=135179

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

THE LAST ONE PLEASE HI DERE PRINTING PARAPHERNALIA

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

Hm that was a little hasty, it's just a sign and not actually a plate. Still, the other three are mildly horrifying.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

Glass topped wagon I think.

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

of those four but I am suspicious.

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Flying dawkins should all be planks on beer crates.

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Or those giant wooden spools from construction sites.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

My grandfather worked at the Government Printing Office for a long time and had a glass top coffee table full of type set letters and fonts and things. It was AWESOME. He also had a pachinko machine. Inexcusably got rid of both.

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Flying Dawkins should be entirely furnished with loot from Uday Hussein's palace.

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

you should just have girls/dudes standing around at the dawkins that hold your beer for you

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

wait, no, robots.

someone find out where jessie's new boss was manufactured and spec this thing out

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

i liked the third one

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

At the flying dawkins they will drink it. Although naked human coasters is not a bad idea.

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/pictures/robot-bartender-1.jpg

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/01/robotbartender.jpg

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ ok yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/johnny5.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

a smart choice for a great age

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

can robot bartenders and otter bartenders work side by side in peace?

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT

ROBOTTERS

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

ROBOTTENDERS

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

8080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080808080

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/05/08/inside-lange.jpg

"SOLID!"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

alright, we should probably deal with this sooner rather than later: will the flying dawkins also be a submarine?

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

because if so, then i know who we definitely SHOULDNT be hiring

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rogueamoeba.com/utm/archives/20051214izacfut.gif

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

Dirigible, travelling from city to city hovering above to give people a brief taste of the exuberance, the good ale and the rye sours.

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

we'll have to change the sign from "plus you might die" to "you will absolutely die, we are not kidding"

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

will the flying dawkins also be a submarine?

I'll be the judge of that.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/359360331_88fd4306c7.jpg?v=0

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

We shall be filled with helium and will not have to fear from the huge manatee.

― Ed, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

wait mw that is awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://hazel.spps.org/sites/1204a3f6-2967-4cfa-81d3-25b283fe292c/uploads/otters.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

"OH NOES" "MY WORD!"

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3448/fdwaterslideev1bb2.gif

just go here for the rest of the day ally

http://boards.giants.com/forums/1/297481/ShowThread.aspx

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

omgomgomgomgomg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/Cail/bdawk-elian.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h319/zims666/whack-a-mole.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1381/imbrandonjacobsbitchzt5.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

if this actually happened i'd be so psyched
http://freeshare.us/127fs306250.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b313/sonofwalken/dawksheet.gif

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e233/scollum/ween.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

ughh i hate this place do i apply to job at gtown despite many, many warnings from dar1a about how this is not bestest place in world y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

If you hate your job, you might as well look elsewhere. If you hate the new one, at least you'll have something novel to hate.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

ok that's entirely true.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Sara speaks wisdom.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

ok i haven't been able to get the washingtonpost job search to load up correctly for 3 days straight. nice redesign, assholes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

{i]Sarah speaks wisdom[/i]

I's generally wasted on the Hastings thread. Pearls before swine. I hope somebody puts it to good use, here.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

I love Ned and FB. EVEN IF THEY NEVER LISTEN TO MY SAGE ADVICE. (And FB mis-spells my name after I've known him for years...)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Haha.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

a guy with a thick southern accent wearing a t-shirt and shorts just asked me about the price of parking in nyc.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

ally where @ gtown? some offices bring the crazy more than others

― daria-g, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

office of advancement?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

it's a position working donor/alumni relations and events

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

lol u will b wrking with senatadores

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

no comment (not here)

― daria-g, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

why can't i just work here
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bill_h.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.weaverco.com/stuff/hunter.jpg

― daria-g, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

am i wrong for thinking this is funny
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a902/a902_bm.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Those otters are so ridiculously cute. Have you seen the video of the otters holding hands while swimming!?

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god HAVE I, i think i watched that 100 times in a row the other day.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

At first I was like, ok - maybe this is just coincidence but then when they seperated and the one otter sought out the other's hand AGAIN? SO CUTE!

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it was a very emotional moment for the whole dc thread

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

and shortly thereafter the sandbox died ;_;

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

omg when they start holding hands and getting cuddly all over again i get all misty-eyed and like awww now that is true romance.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna go watch it again.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

its on my myspace page!

― 69, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

I know - they really love each other!! I'm watching it again now.

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Also on my myspace page, under "heroes". 3 times.

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

because I think it's awesome when seals hold hands.

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

guys

i watched it again

;_;

so cute

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know if i can handle watching it again right now :\

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to put it on my myspace page too

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

HOORAY MYSPACE

― 69, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

I think I am too. The only video I have up now is from Extras and has Kate winslet grouping her boobs and pretending to lick them which is pretty great but nothing beats the otters!

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

by grouping, I obv meant groping. whoops!

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

this is the first video i've ever put myself on my myspace page :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Well, it's certainly a good first one to have there!

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

guys can one of you just for once in your life get a pet otter so i can play with it, ok

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

actually get two so they can also hold hands

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

don't they need a pool?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

everyone has a bathtub.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

ewww. otter scum.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

dont' ever say that again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.alterra-research.nl/pls/portal30/docs/folder/otter/nachthok.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lightandmatter.com/html_books/0sn/ch05/figs/otters.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh man they're kissing, that is so cute

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fuzzyco.com/news/archives/mime/otter.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Look at its little webbed hands!

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/95/230134214_918eb39a25.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

i hope that made up for what i said.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.seaworld.com/seaworld/ca/_downloads/otter-1024.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.otter.org/Harris%20Otter2.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

they really are very cute.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

i know! it's unfair almost how cute they are.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

they're cute and THEY SWIM

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS I FOUND OUR OTTER WE SHOULD BUY
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/447431232_3321788f18.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

It's a helper otter who knows what I like. I must have him!!!

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

he is already trained to fetch us beers, he is a good bro :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

where is that otter, i need to move there

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

And in this slide we have the Flying Dawkins future bartender, Otto.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

laurel i hope you aren't offended but in my flickr stream i referred to him as otter laurel because of the proximity to your bud photos. tho if you are offended by being compared to an adorable, adorable otter who is helpful and awesome, i don't think i know who you are anymore.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

I want to know where this otter is too. I can't stop looking at it!! Must have now . . .

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

lol "I HAS A BUD"

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

LOL I'M JUST AN OTTAR WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT GOOD BEERZ

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i will not rest until i have that otter.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS OMG JAILBIRD OTTERS
http://birmingham101.com/otters-web.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

SWING LO

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Their eyes - OMG.

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

they are innocent of their crimes, just look at them

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

oh man good work guys

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

guys i told you i saw an actual otter on the river a few weeks ago, right?

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'm only offended by it being a Bud Light, Allz.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

i'll see if i can otter-nap him

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

NO YOU DIDN'T TELL US

beartrap that is the best i could do ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

I HAS A CWAB

http://www.iwebquest.com/oceans/images/otter.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

He did tell us, I saw it! barrrrtrap

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

actually, no, scratch that, that would not be very blood diamonds of me -- i'll offer him a bud, and if he's into it, i'll tell him about the flying dawkins and also tell him about the submarine

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, dude was swimming across the rapids like it was his job!

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

because it is!

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

wow that's the best story

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

is there some kind of online photoshop website???

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

excuse me british people but wtf are you ruining otters for
http://www.randomhouse.co.uk/vintage/seaotters/ecards/images/SeaOttersLondon.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

NO NO NO NO NO

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

Offer him a Bud, he will be into it. If there's one thing otters know, it's good beer.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT
THE
FUCK

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

THOSE FUCKING GUYS

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha that otter is pink

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

we were drinking coronas at the time -- that might be why he was swimming away from us ;_;

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

i run away from people drinking coronas ;____;

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

i had to drink coronas at my sister's wedding ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

NEVER FORGET

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

my sister is into. . . corona LIGHT

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT A MINUTE SCHEF THAT MEANS WE WERE DRINKING CORONAS AT THE SAME TIME

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm still really upset about that pink otter!

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-460.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v66/48/124/508715896/n508715896_42460_9486.jpg
^^^^^^^^ ;_; corona proof no no no also i have no idea what is actually going on in this picture so if anyone would like to help me out that'd be ok too

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

is that.....the funky chicken??

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

also, dude in the green shirt is doing the gym teacher point, kudos

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

ring a round the rosy?
pocket full of shitty beer?
ashes ashes, we all are drunk?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

prince harry or whoever this british person is has an otter sidekick guys
http://www.maths.lancs.ac.uk/~rowlings/Otters/otters/otterplay.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

not fair

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS WTF
http://www.randomhouse.co.uk/vintage/seaotters/ecards/images/SeaOttersJapan.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell is that thing?!

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

you can't just SWIM into mordor

ok beartrap

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

it is apparently felix the otter and btw felix is not a girl's name so it is a little questionable to me that random house uk decided felix should be hot pink and have blow job lips.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

You can totally swim into Mordor with Otter-Frodo at yr side. See above.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT GUYS
http://www.randomhouse.co.uk/vintage/seaotters/ecards/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK BRITAIN

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

SERIOUSLY EXPLAIN YOURSELF

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Felix's Postcard from San Francisco

The US immigration official was a balding, flabby man with a bushy moustache and piggy eyes who bore more than a passing resemblance to the man in the statue he held to his ear.

‘It’s not a bomb,’ I said, sitting back in my chair and crossing my arms.

He glared at me and raised his index finger to his lips.

When he was satisfied that it wasn’t ticking, he placed the statue back on the table and sat down.

‘Mike, what do you think?’ he said, turning to his similarly lardy colleague.

‘Well, Drew, technically speaking, it’s a heavy, blunt object, it could be used to assault a member of staff and seize control of the plane.’

I tried to imagine the scene. A mid-air struggle, me bludgeoning the captain with the otter.

‘It’s not a bomb and it’s not a weapon either,’ I said forcefully, ‘I mean, do I look like a terrorist?’

Mike sucked in his cheeks. ‘Terror has many different faces.’

‘Sorry, let me get this clear, you think Osama Bin Laden has been recruiting English schoolboys to undertake suicide missions on the US armed only with—‘
‘Kid, don’t get smart with us,’ interrupted Mike, ‘this is a serious business. Lives are at stake every day. We’re the thin line that protects America from its enemies.’

http://www.randomhouse.co.uk/vintage/seaotters/ecards/images/SeaOtterSanFran.jpg

srsly wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

also whi is felix making that gesture w/his hands

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

I MEAN, TO SUM UP, THEY DON'T TIP, THEY HATE BLACK PEOPLE, AND THEY THINK OTTERS ARE PINK

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

because he's a gay 16 year old otter thief.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

I think Felix is having a teenage gender and or sexual identity crisis. Poor Felix.

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Please make that lippy mouth go away is all I'm saying, it's creeping me the FUCK OUT.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

guys it's not exactly easy to get a picture of emmitt otter and his jugband for some reason.
http://www.toughpigs.com/images/xmasanother11.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

glad to see someone's trying, though

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wolavers.com/data/Unsorted/Mai-Bock-22-oz-label.jpg

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

ugh i just accidentally saw otter furry nonsense

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wolavers.com/data/Unsorted/Holy-Otter-22-oz-label.jpg

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wolavers.com/data/Unsorted/Cerveza-Cacao-22-oz-label.jpg

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

felix isn't the only otter on a world tour

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

ok i need to go to vermont

BEARTRAP OK CEVERZA CACAO YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY NEW BOYFRIEND

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

uh yaaaaaooooow?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

see that is a much more acceptable, if still batshit insane, way for otters to travel the world sending postcards, if you really need that to happen.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

well at least they look like otters, and are serving alcohols.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

The brewery's resident Otter is traveling the world in search of unique, interesting and unusual brewing styles. Whenever he finds something new and exciting, he teams up with Brewmaster Steve Parkes and his capable team to produce Otter Creek's interpretation of the world's best beers!
These limited edition brews will be available in 22 oz. bottles and draft.

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Otters + Beers is kind of the definition of NOT-INSANE, if you ask me.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

dude's on a mission

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

dear 22 oz bottle of otter aztec beer,

please come to my house. bring your brothers, i heard you had five of them.

thank you,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

dear allyzay,

do you want a case of otter beers to be what i offer in trade for MS Word for Mac?

just wondering,

Mr. Que

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

i'll take that trade

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

dear mr. que,

YES. LET'S MAKE THAT OCCUR. even just one otter beer will be ok.

yrs,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

dear allyzay,

ok cool. i will look into procuring otter flavored beers. i just really like the idea of trading software for beer.

You know, like the Indians did back in the day.

yours,

Mr. Que

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

old times were best for beer and software bartering

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

dear ally,

DON'T TAKE HIS OTTER BEER IT HAS SMALLPOXX

worried,
ghost rider who is 1/4 indian and remembers this shit

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

if only you knew what my ms word has.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

dear ghost rider,

i'll have to check with my old lady on this, but I'm pretty sure beer can't carry the smallpox whatever thingie.

yours,

Dr. Que

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

btw mw it is the entire ms office SUITE and not just word.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

wow that rules. in that case you get at least six ottery beers, no arguing allowed.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

hold out for more beers

― I DIED, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

in that case you get at leastsix ottery beers

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

i'm totally fine with this trade guys!! i was ok with ONE and now i'm getting AT LEAST SIX, i'm winning here!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

If a number can't come real
Then I don't need that stumper
The concept of the variable
Can take it in the dumper

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

don't be like x is 5
if 5 is what you mean
if 5 is what is on your mind
then baby just come clean

― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tnschoolcounselor.org/findX.jpg

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

guys it's really difficult to find excerpts from american psycho on the internet for some reason.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh man that IS a bummer, sorry dogg

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i dunno what i'm gonna do with the rest of my day if i can't read detailed descriptions of bullshit clothing and whitney houston ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Holmes has got a point.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

i am soooooooooooooooooooooooo ready to leave work

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm done with school already and i have tomorrow off and tomorrow is also beerfest :D

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

SHOW OFF

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

ps i can also do flips

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

now yr just rubbing it in ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

TOO FAR

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

(obv SNAP)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

i'm a straight shooter, dudes, deal

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

ps should the hypothetical DC thread band be called "Blood Diamonds" y/n

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

i just want to leave this workplace.

beartrap yeah i don't see why not

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

duh

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

=0 - HELP!!!!!!!!

So, hello..my name's Art. I'm in a bit of a spot here..I'm writing you from NYC. I moved here last Nov. to be with my girlfriend and well, the thing happened and now I'm moving back--which is very okay cause NY really really doesn't have the good flavor that the Bay Area does.

so i know it's really difficult and I've got a long shot in hell being that I'm way the hell out here and I can't use my charm on you, but...here's my situation: I will be in SF by or around the 13th of May (driving across)...I do have a few friends and a brother in town that I can call on in a last-ditch situation, but the quicker the better...I'm a trance dj originally based out of Santa Cruz and have lived in the Bay Area off and on for a while. It looks like i needed to move out here to really realize what i was missing. Um, I do not have a bunch of cash (maybe shouldn't tell you that..) but I am very responsible once I get cemented, I'm really really cool :] and I won't give you shit for being you. I'll be 29 in June, but my spirit's on a whole different timeline which means I don't take life too seriously and I do take it very seriously, if that makes sense to you.

I have opened back up connections with previous employers and have a few good options regarding getting work right away. Basically put, I can't offer you many of the prerequisite factors of a new rommate (butt load of cash for move-in costs, stability, etc...). What I can garauntee is a kick-ass roommate that does maintain all known factors (unless you're freaky in some way) of what a good roommate situation is.

Another possible situation is this: my best friend Robert (another dj) was originally going to meet me out here (he's in Fresno *gasp* now saving money) until NY proved to be only a shadow of what SF is and is now working his way to meet me in SF on June 1st. He also is as copecetic as me, both being very mellow guys, fun, sincere, very aware and reflective, responsible, and respectful. He, however has been planning for this for a while and does fulfill those other aspects of the new roommate equation (he got money) and we've left open the option of the plausibilty of sharing a room (-both of us are single [now]...he's bi and intermitent / I am very not interested for a long while). Basically, both of us are moving to SF (..were going to do this in NY) to bring to light our musical (and spiritual) culminations, both producing and performing within the underground scene starting with our first event June 30th in San Leandro. We are both from in and around the area and are very poised to bring very special events into being throughout the area (--if you're having 2nd thoughts with having djs in your home, let's get back to that "respectful" aspect...we understand and will work with you).

Third scenario (a short one): I am not financially all too stable right now/ Robert is..if I don't look good and both of us together can't work, please consider him for the room..he is really one of the absolute sweetest guys I've ever met (a humanic anomoly when compared to the general type of population). He has the money, a job, and I know you'll like him.

Well, that's our lot. If you've made it this far, either my writing's gotten better or you actually think we're cool..so now to the good stuff :
[contact info]

ps..there is a picture of both of us attached. I'm on the left, he's on the top, the guy in the middle's Steve --he's the Knome king from Santa Cruz

so, I hope you're mulling this over in your head or at least thought it was interesting. Please contact either of us if there's a possibility with you or if you might know of someone else who's looking for roommates or if you (or someone else) has a closet or living room or garage or basement/washroom that shouldn't be housing someone but it would help your rent, we like that stuff...

Anywhichway, hope to hear from you of course but if not, i sincerely hope you're having fun here on Earth and try to remember what's it's really all about sometimes...

love, light, and walkabout-thinking

spaceshipgaiacollective theChiaroscuroProject__

(copy pasting because i can't figure out how to link to spencer's blog)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

so i didn't read that but i think i'm going to start signing everything with love, light and walkabout-thinking

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

no you really need to read it also

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

the guy in the middle's Steve --he's the Knome king from Santa Cruz

I'm a trance dj originally based out of Santa Cruz and have lived in the Bay Area off and on for a while.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I'll be 29 in June, but my spirit's on a whole different timeline which means I don't take life too seriously and I do take it very seriously, if that makes sense to you.

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a trance dj originally based out of Santa Cruz and have lived in the Bay Area off and on for a while.
I'm a trance dj originally based out of Santa Cruz and have lived in the Bay Area off and on for a while.
I'm a trance dj originally based out of Santa Cruz and have lived in the Bay Area off and on for a while.
I'm a trance dj originally based out of Santa Cruz and have lived in the Bay Area off and on for a while.
I'm a trance dj originally based out of Santa Cruz and have lived in the Bay Area off and on for a while.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

MAINTAIN ALL KNOWN FACTORS

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Basically, both of us are moving to SF (..were going to do this in NY) to bring to light our musical (and spiritual) culminations

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

I WON'T GIVE YOU SHIT FOR BEING YOU

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

aww ;)

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm starting to like fall asleep

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

JUICY JUICY JUICE IT UP

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

schef: http://www.larubberworks.com/images/2216c.gif

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

that cat is so 8080

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i got about another half hour before i can go 2216c but it'll happen sooner rather than later

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT WAHT

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

OH GOD RIVER WOLF WHY

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

jesus fucking christ what the hell

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

THAT ISN'T EVEN HOW YOU GET AIDS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

wow that is awesome!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

That scared the crap out of me, thanks!

― ENBB, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

A West Elm catalog shoot gone horribly awry.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, I'm pounding cold water hoping it will wake me up, but I can only muster enough energy to post to DC.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

ugggggggggggggggghhh god

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

wow that is awesome!

This simple sentence and its context tells me more about Mr. Que than hours of conversation possibly could.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

no i gotta say mr que OTM

― 69, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

whether or not he's 8080 it still says something about him and now also you, pete.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i mean you think the scorpion would at least wrap it's claws around the dude to show some affection and tenderness but I guess dude's pounding the shit out of that exoskelton and the scorpion's all "OTM OTM 8080 8080"

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

ok do not want

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

                   /"

                    |./|

                    |   |

                    |   |

                    |>~<|

                    |   |

                 /'|   |/'..

             /~|   |   |   | 

            |   =[@]=   |   |  

            |   |   |   |   |   

            | ~   ~   ~   ~ |`   )

            |                   /

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                   _____    /

                |--//''`--|

                | (( +==)) |

                |--_|_//--|

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, elmo porn baiting guy

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Do not besmirch my jocular juxtaposition of Elmo and vulgarity with your arachnid-bothering ways!

oh god i'm turning into lj help

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i guess spiders give good head?

http://files.myopera.com/Eddie_Lopez/blog/The_More_You_Know.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

okay that is css

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

you've been married how long dan and you're still a virgin???

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

that is more 8080 than blood diamonds, and more blood diamonds than css, id say

</meme-pedant>

― 69, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

I said "turning into"! Many more sentences like that and all that mad pussy I've tapped won't count anymore!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Also I do not think it is conclusively proven that "spiders give good head" is 8080 but that assertion + TMYK = css

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

what is css again? i forgot.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

cock sucking spiders?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

CONSTANTLY SURPRISE SURPRISE

i guess i slipped meta and thought we were talking about mark posting TMYK, instead of TMYK reinforcing the assertion of the AWESOME ad campaign

kthxgay

― 69, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

sup everyone

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

so at my new job they're going to have some work for us to do and we have to show that we did work, or something

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

in other miraculous facts I sat in on a meeting today where we blazed through the agenda and nobody said anything irrelevant, then action items were reviewed once over for consensus and everyone ditched for lunch right on time

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

nobody is going to expect me to answer the phone constantly just to redirect calls that have nothing to do with the operation

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

and there is a deli across the street called BOOEYMONGERS that does semi-decent coffee and bagels on the cheap

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like things are looking up

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

pretty much

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

i like the patty hearst @ booeymongers, turkey, bacon & provolone

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/Lifes-A-Beach-Tin-Sign-C12197628.jpeg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

I met some old coworkers who came over before I did and we all had a laugh at how fucked up that shit is back at Tha Hoovah

I have determined that the bacon at booeymongers is not to my liking unfortunately

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

bummer, dude. oh well, they have lots to choose from.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

guys, what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNVYWJOEy9A&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ephp%2FMain%5FPage

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

FALK:AJFIOEWNf;oejfo;ijfioapeniopfunopj;aefmak;lv c/kl;fn'fkljfpioemn:fekM;lkpn:klfn:kl ;FJDJFA;KLfm[knmf;aklfmea;fimviao;jf!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 5 April 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, just needed to get that off my chest

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 5 April 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

hey man i got some beers

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

may i have all of them please

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 5 April 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

i'm keeping one

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

if that's cool

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

wait are we doing happy hour again what is happening

besides my wife getting another T@2

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 5 April 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

hey.. erase errata live 4/9 (Monday) @ rock n roll hotel - y/n?

low @ 9:30 4/10 (low are so great live, i'd see them again)

― daria-g, Friday, 6 April 2007 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

yo dar1a i'm considering that - will update.

btp to rw - yeah that's cool, yr a gent for even offering.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/448199890_74296472ac.jpg?v=0

― Ed, Friday, 6 April 2007 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

as opposed to ed, who is not a gent for offering that

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

Why the hell am I awake. Oh, right, work. >:-(

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

dude ned you live on the west coast it's still yesterday evening ffs what the hell kind of "work" could you possibly have to be doing that doesn't involve killing and dismembering hookers

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

Precisely. Oh wait.

Nah, I just have to get up around now to get myself together to go to work to etc. I start at 7 am each day. (Happily I'm usually home and relaxing by 4:30 pm each afternoon while the majority of people around here are sitting on the freeway for about two hours after work.)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, all you would need to add to your job is politically-conservative pumas wearing suspenders and berets and it would basically be an exact replica of my personal vision of hell.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

guys ow

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

also lol @ Low, lol @ duluth, lol @ mormons

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

That would be grim, Dan. (I actually don't mind getting up early, I tend to be a morning person regardless, so it suits me. The pumas et al would be a different matter. But what about pumas in Zubaz?)

Wait, what about Low now?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

Cause Low stayed on my floor once. Many many years ago. Very polite.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

no, very polite, those kids. i still find it funny that they're, like, "famous." that's all.

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

i have never gotten so drunk, and then felt so hungover, from so little liquor. it's embarrassing, frankly. apparently losing a pint of blood and then throwing back three or four ryes is a... bad idea?

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, are you in Duluth now??? Because if so, lol @ u.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/4/6/f_pumam_f9b0a58.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

no no no dan i was just lol'ing at duluth.

beartrap omgwtf

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

boxcar boxcar do not want (lol) noooooooooooooooo

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

ok i've made peace with my demons now, awesome

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

I hope so, because that puma is the door guy for the 'Dawkins.

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

so cute

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

i mean if lou dobbs was actually a puma, i'd have no problem with him being a lunatic

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to fucking kill my employers

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/4/6/f_dobbsm_221d58d.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Don't do it, Alex, I don't want to read about you in the papers OR the blogs.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

puma dobbs has helped the situation

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

otter laurel > puma dobbs

― mookieproof, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

haha wait

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

guys i feel great

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

puma dobbs only improves upon my great

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Well duh, otter laurel brings beer, while puma dobbs only brings fake tanner and BROEKN BORDERS OH NOES.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

i mean i don't feel that bad, i'm just surprised that i have a drinkin' headache despite drinkin' so little

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

also i hate the people who direct deposit my paycheck, css

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

you should've been a three beer queer instead of a three rye queer, my head doesn't hurt at all. though i probably lost a lot less blood than you did last night.

beartrap DON'T WE ALL

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

Okay STOP and explain about this blood loss, pls.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Also someone please stop me from listening to Scottish bagpipe music at my desk, even if I DO have to spend all day tomorrow flinging in the fucking cold on the Staten Island ferry docks. GAHHHH

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

alex and i had a knife fight ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, you should always keep a Mennonite around for those.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

no it was awesome :D

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

I am so pleased with the pumas.

Scottish bagpipe music? Voluntarily? Are you high?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

IM HI ON LIFE, NED

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's weird.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

Also, hey hey we have a mutual friend in Boston, btw. Do you know EVERYONE IN THE WORLD??@?!? BARTRP to Ned

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

yes actually, ned has even had e-mail correspondence with my mother before. he does actually know everyone who has existed in the last twenty years.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

I thought so.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

and why are you flinging on the docks

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Don't ask me, it wasn't my idea to be on Staten Island at 8.30am on the coldest motherfucking morning in April.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

8:30 AM? HOW DO YOU LIVE????????

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

The opposite of Livin' Large, apparently.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Even I'm not that crazy.

Laurel: plz to say which friend!

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Most people live their lives in a constant battle with their own mind and their own behaviors.

spam e-mail subject header 8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

he does actually know everyone who has existed in the last twenty years.

Except when I confused Evan with Nickalicious and made ~~the Baby Jesus~~ Noize board cry. With rage.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

that's easy to do though.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

What, confuse those two or make the Noize board cry?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, noize-board-as-jesus combined with natty-conservative-puma-pundits is making my brain melt.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

oh one of the guys last night at the shop reminded me of jon williams!! while i was getting ready for bed actually tom said to me, "hey did that one guy kind of remind you of..." and we both said "jon" at the same time. he had more hair though. u_u

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

no, sorry for the confusion--it's easy to make the noize board cry is what i am saying

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

John C4p1es, apparently!

Uuuuuhh you confused river wolf with someone who ties TIES around his head?? NED WHY U BRAKE HAERT ;_;

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha he sorta was an indie jon williams wasn't he

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

I was more braking my own haed.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i mean he looked a little like jon and then the whole let's make everyone watch the internet thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

WILL IT BLEND? I BET THE ANSWER IS, CSS, YES YET AGAIN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Although thank you for reconfirming for me who river wolf is, Laurel. One mystery less!

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh man y'all are still trying to figure out who ppl are? i thought we had already sorted this all out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Actually the only one I'm still unsure about is who Gear! is on here.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

You know I have no idea who Brian & Christian are on here, right? Or IRL, actually. One of them is Mr Que? I only know names from Ally's flickr, is the problem.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

no i'm mark

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

I am Malcom X.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

i do not understand today's achewood at all

beartrap xtian doesn't post here. he just lurked on ilx sandbox and old ilx but he cannot access this ilx from his workplace so i don't think he lurks anymore. brian is I DIED. mr que is mw!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

special time of explaining

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Wait no, actually I am o)+>.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

i'm adam schefter :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

i'm the guy fucking the scorpion

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

(j/k)

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

hahaa wait guys we won the internet almost, if you google adam schefter schefterblog and http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.html are both in the top 7

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

wait also jon williams's blog is in the top ten

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

DUE TO A REFERENCE TO GOING DRINKING WITH ME LOL

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, SCORPION-FUCKER
YOU'RE CHITIN-CRUNCHING CUNT, SCORPION-FUCKER

(etc, thx south park for ruining my mind)

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

:-D

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

aggressive o)+> is aggressive

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Ned only smiles when I call someone a cunt. This may be problems.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

(wow my parents would be mad if they knew I was frittering away their anniversary doing stupid shit like this)

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

excuse me?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

I was quoting South Park: The Movie. I am not actually mad/aggressive.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit sorry. i was getting ready to start a thread where we duel, but cool dude rock on.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

knife fight knife fight knife fight

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Ned only smiles when I call someone a cunt.

HYPERBOLE

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

also happy anniversary HI DERE'S parents, thanx for bringing HI DERE into the world

xpost no sorry no knife fight

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

I was looking for a picture of "aggressive 0)+>" to post and could only find this:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/1/Prince.jpg

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS I AM SO HYPER :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

I CAN'T WAIT TIL HAPPY HOUR, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

West Coast obv. You still have time to catch a JetBlue flight out here.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

GAH WHY DOES EVERY PICTURE I'VE POSTED IN THE LAST TWO DAYS GO AWAY AFTER REFRESHING THE PAGE, I MIGHT AS WELL BE POSTING TRIPOD IMAGES

http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/1/Prince.jpg

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, hyperactivity is what happens when I finally get some sleep!! But I can't go out tonight, I have a lousy rehearsal. :(

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

wait it's back

why did they rewrite ilx to make me look crazy? ;_;

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Also haha I got sleep last night too which apparently makes me offensively aggressive! RAWR oh no a puma eek

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

i got 2 or 3 hours of sleep last night. yesterday, when i had 7 or 8 hours of sleep, i basically fell asleep for like 20 minutes the second i left work. i'm obviously jacked up.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

is there any way we can make it so that it's next weekend and i'm in nyc/not here?

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

time machine

http://www.townschool.com/academics/departments/humanities/humanities_6/medievil_europe_fair/images/Big%20time%20machine.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

you could just go to nyc this weekend

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, waht? Z, what are you doing here next wkend??

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

oh just hangin, is all! i think i'm gonna be staying w/carly for at least some of the weekend, we should hang at some point.

btp - sadly no, one of my best bros is coming back down actually for easter and i really want to hang out with her, also i have to go to church with my mom because she's into the illusion of family togetherness and i figure it doesn't really hurt me much to sit through an hour and a half to help her maintain it. plus then we're having dinner and will be hosting a woman with dementia and what kind of idiot would i have to be to miss something like that.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

hey 69 I would like you to talk to the people here about the project you mentioned last night. We can pool our talents and make it happen.

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

The director of my entire department just said that such-and-such a thing needs to be "re-looked-at." AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRLRLLGLGLG.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Stoning's too good.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'd settle for a "The Lottery"-type deal.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh brian, pete has the day off, you should just tell us about the project:runway that you two discussed yesterday

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- "It's not fair!"

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

i kind of loved that guy jeffrey from project runway

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

something about doing a flash animation of a winged colin powell flying over cities and zapping them with lasers while "immigrant song" plays or something. This could be wrong, I'd had a lot to drink by that point.

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

yes, ok, i really should've predicted it'd be that sort of thing

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh come on surely he's told you about the colin powell thing before!

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

it's one of his four favorite topics

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE DEFINITELY HEARD ABOUT IT BEFORE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://catfish.colorado.edu/~gregorys/viking/default.htm

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

the other three:

twin peaks
FLIPPER RULES OK?
omg but is she teh one for me?

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha 8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

lol guys this week's cover of sciUHnce magazine does not feature anything scientific at all but rather a dalmation wearing a red bandana running with a chihuahua in the woods.

WAHT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

he had not told me about it before, but was compelled to call last night and tell me.

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

wait, I think we have a genuine shot at making cosmic schefter the real cover of sciUHnce

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

wait he CALLED you to tell you this??

i believe the time i was informed about the colin powell thing, pete was not even drunk bt rather we were riding a metro together to work.

beartrap yes this is what i was just thinking!!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

god this conversation going on in my office ftw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

weird--you think they'd lead with a picture of the Dust Bowl or something

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Come back, come back. Office is DEAD here, one person already asked me why I am in the office with the Jews.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

I GET TO LEAVE WORK AT 3 :D :D :D :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ahaha Ally I was just cleaning out txt messages and found a mystery.jpg one from you last weekend: "Don't be calling me fucking shorty, Nathan" or somesuch, which you eckshully sent TWICE. Care to explain?

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

dude, it's self-explanatory. just don't call me shorty anymore.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

seriously i was just quoting a girl i heard screaming into her cell phone on the street earlier that evening or maybe the evening before.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

alex sent that message to me as well

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

That's a load off my mind, ZZ, I thought I was being singled out for Nathan-calling which would be WTF WHY AM I EVEN HERE??

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

LOOK JUST DON'T CALL US FUCKING SHORTY, OK, NATHANS?

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

no one can judge me but don, dudes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

i'm never going to find that tattoo again, am i ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell is going on, guys, i'm so hungover ;________;

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

Drunk.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

that's unnecessary

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

i am off today! one of the few perks of working for a catholic school

― daria-g, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

that and free bread on Sundays, right?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

:D that rules

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

also i don't look anything like nickalicious (dude has HAIR) and also i blew it TWICE with ladies last night on account of (1) crutches and (2) not being able to offer a ride home because i rode my bike in the snow like a chump

also: cockblocking by girl (also a friend) you've already made it clear you won't be getting with: dud or what the fucking fuck, lady, did you really just cut between me and that girl while we were in the middle of a conversation???? like, really???

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

HEY GUYS WHO HERE IS GOING TO

A) HAPPY HOUR TONITE
Z) MOVIES NITE AT BRAIN'S HOUSE TOMORRROW

(THE CORRECT ANSWER BTW IS "ALL OF US HOORAY :D :D :D")

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

wait did Ned just call me out? THAT fucking guy.

beartrap ;____________;

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

poor river wolf, i wish i could buy you a drink tonight and contribute to tomorrow's hangover

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

i've really got to stop riding bikes to the bar sometimes

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

omg that basically sucks re: cockblocking beyotch. i have seen some female friends of mine do that and it's kind of infuriating. i mean sometimes it happens not on purpose but usually that's not the case.

beartrap should we just go back to big hunt for happy hour btw? i like temperance hall better really but the outside area is a big reason for that and with it being -13 outside we can't sit outside.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

the upside: i'm not at school or work today, my friend Merv is visiting, i'm going shredding in about 30 minutes here, i'll probably get stoned, and tonight is beerfest :D

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Don't worry, RW, soon it will be warmer and then you can walk bike home from bars w/ girl on other arm. Bikes are hawt.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh man remember how when i was 15 and it was always totally fun to ride on someone's handlebars?? nostalgic kick coming right up. probably doesn't work as well drunk though.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

dude, it was basically the most infuriating. i'd go into more detail but i'd only make myself irritated and also it would be embarrassing because it would involve admitting that i was at a JAM BAND concert last night

beartrap not when it's freezing cold and the cute redhead on crutches (who said "you've been checking me out all night, dance with me y/n") is not all that interested in riding on yr handlebars

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

she broke her foot climbing ;________;

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

aww

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

breakin my heart river wolf

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Nono it works totally awesome drunk because you don't see anything wrong with cozying up behind someone on the banana seat and/or landing yr ass right between their hands on the handlebars. BARTRP to Ally

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

she broke her foot climbing your handlebars

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

I am down for happy hour and movie night at my house. I can pretty much leave whenever today since I've already got about 20 hours of overtime for the week.

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

ok well you already admitted the jam band thing, dude, so you're losing already.

also poor crutches girl

beartrap laurel, i don't see anything wrong with those things sober, it's more like the fear of everyone crashing that bothers me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

Uh she was on crutches and wanted you to dance with her? I smell a discrepancy.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

but it was like this latin jam band thing with horns and shit, and there was dancing and stuff

i mean, i guess i understand why ned thinks i'm nickalicious sometimes???

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap i think she wanted me to like super manly dance/protect her on the dancefloor or something. it was a test, and i pretty much failed it because i had a beer in one hand and a crazy cockblocking "fwiend" in the other

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

if bummerz are outlawed, only outlaws will be losers

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

ANYWAY

i'm a go eat breakfast now

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

NOTE TO HISTORIANS: ONE (1) BIRD IN THE HAND NOT NECC WORTH TWO (2) CRUTCHES ON THE DANCE FLOOR

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Wonkette!-meet Barack Obobble.

if i ever see that subject line in my inbox again i will quit my job and move to south america

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

i will be testing that theory shortly

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

wait i'm already moving to south america, you jerk

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway you'd think a girl who climbs and breaks things hardcore would be more okay with the possible romantic mishaps-potential of the handlebar ride. C'mon, you're going to be going v slowly anyway, there's snow to fall on, plus crash is practically guaranteed to have sexy results!

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

yr a pal, Laurel

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

ps redheads :D

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

thanks :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

maybe she will be at beerfest!

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

but she might get in the way of delicious beer

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

also will you guys paypal me $20 for beerfest cuz i'm hell of broke

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, not to make light of adorable redhead who I'm sure is like the coolest girl in your mountainous, X chromosome-deficient state of the union, but, hey, some things just have to flow.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

ALTHOUGH: SOMEONE WAS TELLING ME LAST NIGHT THAT THE THREE BEERS YOU GET WITH ENTRY FEE ARE ONLY 6 OUNCES????? IS THAT BATSHIT Y/N

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Y, WHY TF WOULD YOU PAY TWENTY DOLLARS THEN??

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

wait did Ned just call me out? THAT fucking guy.

I would never be so mean. I think.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

beerfest=beer tests

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

you should have yr own beerfest

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Eighteen ounces, that's like having three square inches of pancake for breakfast.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

i have beerfests pretty much all the time

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, that's gotta be erroneous information right? $20 for bad music and 18 oz of beer????? BONKERS

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck a beerfest, have a porch party instead.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

i chose lasagna

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

oh man can i come to your porch party

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

duh

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

me too, i'll bring snacks

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

I like that "I'll bring snacks" is ally's new party catchphrase

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

by "i'll bring snacks" i generally mean "i will forget to do this and instead drink your booze" but i do make good crabcakes dudes, never forget.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

my boss kicked me out early and told me to give him resumes for anybody I'd like to work with

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

and some dude who just finished divorcing his wife is renting the Rhino Bar in gtown for 4 hours next week

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

you are already at home?

beartrap oh man i am totally going to do that when i get a divorce, thank him for the idea :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S TIME TO LEARN PORTUGUESE

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://tintin.francetv.fr/uk/aventures/dossiers/autres/images/portugais.gif
this will help

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

my new party catchphrase is "gazpacho's back"

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

wait i meant "pluf"

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

hi deres i cannot make movie night b/c of FREDERICK

― quincie, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

but i can have maybe one (1) beer at BH tonight but it will be way early, like 5:03 p.m. EST

― quincie, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://tintin.francetv.fr/uk/aventures/dossiers/autres/images/allemand.gif
i don't think tin tin is using vielleicht correctly is the thing with this.

beartrap 5:03?!?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/8746/hoooozo2.gif

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://tintin.francetv.fr/uk/aventures/dossiers/autres/images/chinois.gif
^^^ lol chinas

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

is that panel like the tintin rosetta stone or something? i srsly have no fucking clue what's going on there

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

the basque word for splash is the new beartrap

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

yes
http://tintin.francetv.fr/uk/aventures/dossiers/autres/images/arabe.gif

and it never stops being funny to me at all it seems

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

BLAUST

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

how come arabs don't get to splash ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

mohammed never splashed therefore it is hadith

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://tintin.francetv.fr/uk/aventures/dossiers/autres/images/indonesien.gif

PLUNG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

those squiggly lines are arabic script for splash

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

q what is frederick

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

so I guess you agree with all of these panels as my selection for ginormous back tattoo

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Porch party w/ my bro in CA!!!

http://a321.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_b36d2965256e4202486128d0b7617860.jpg

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

BLAUST

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

yes, a doi

beatrap yr bro is a bro

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

wait, what the fuck am i still doing at home

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

I swear to god, my poor sainted mother. She got a lush and a dirtbag for her first two offspring.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

my mom got both in one convenient package!

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

i'm cool with the dirtbags

beartrap yeah, ditto

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

so ok here i am - dar1a will you lend your flash animation skills to this project?? basically i want a picture of colin powell (like in the style of those quiznos/mclusky cats?) with BAT WINGS, swooping over a city, breathing fire, all to the tune of "immigrant song." i think i want the entire thing to be "shot" from like 15 feet in front of colin looking back at him. so youll see his face/front and he'll be singing along, as you see the landscape fly by

whoa "do you really think id go from marrying a slut to running off with a psychopath??" that was a line in this soap that just came on after jeopardy!

anyway, youll see the city in semi-ruin as CP flies by

― 69, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

yr a visionary

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

i'll have what he's having

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

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― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, that is some next level shit

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

slut/psychopath as if there is a difference

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

there is definitely a difference, i have known some v prude psychopaths.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

also obviously the answer to that question is YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

srsly mark that is unfair to the sluts i have known and loved

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

wow soap opera!

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

I was actually going to refer to myself as a "tramp" but it didn't incorporate the 6-days-a-week drinking thing.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

which one is your day off?

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

it's one of those logic problems i think. alex they were psychopaths bro that's what makes them sluts. god what am i saying. if you are a slut you are a psychopath but if you are a psychopath u dont hafta be a slut

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

why is being a slut a sign of psychopathic behavior? perhaps, sir, it is you, and indeed society, who is the psychopath for calling a sexually assertive and experienced young lady a slut!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

i was calling a slut a psychopath i was not calling a sexually assertive young lady a psychopath.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

srsly this is some "i hate drinking"-level nonsense

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

when did i ever say i hated drinking?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

fuck you and your double standards, mr. que.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I was being conservative. I'm sure there's one day a week when I don't have more than like two beers.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

.......isn't there?

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

david koresh was not a sexually assertive young lady

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

the thing i am sort of figuring out is that everyone is a psychopath, slut or no

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

that's very sunshine positive, zr.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

unless it was "game night," if you know what i mean

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

no, i don't.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

If I drank 6 days a week, I would probably be divorced. ;_;

Also there are some very sane sluts out there! Most of them have wanted to sleep with me ^_^

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

show off

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

see that doesn't mean very much though because dan's definition of a "very sane slut" = one that wants to sleep with him

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

okay sorry i'm not making much sense, did not mean any harm hope i didn't piss anyone off!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

basically i'm going to stop with the psychological pathology.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

MY BFF JUST TXT ME:
"HELLO FROM A 13 YR OLD GRRL'S BEDROOM"

I WORRY ABOUT HIM V MUCH STARTING NOW Y/N

beartrap i just want you to stop calling me a psychopath ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

wait. dude i didn't call you a psychopath!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

I would worry, esp. if the next txt is "HELLO FROM A 13 YR OLD GRRL'S CHOCHA"

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

DAN HONESTLY DUDE

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

"GREETINGS FROM SUNNY CHOCHAVILLE"

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

My roommate from school has a friend who had a train run on her by his brother and a bunch of hippies. Apparently they made her say “choo choo” while they were doing it. Priceless.

guys i just found this on the lns forums and i can't stop laughing my ass off

beartrap arrgh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

o.0

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

like i actually just did that with my face

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

okay that is way worse than any awful joke I have made today (yet still roffle)

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

there's another one about a girl rubbing coke on her ass to make anal less painful? how does this even make sense? wtf lns. YOU CRAZY KIDS AND YOUR CHOO CHOO.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

wait waht hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/teanah/I_Choo-Choo-Choose_You.gif

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Watching GF with another dude
Posted By: Morals on 04-05-2007 12:15 pm Report as shockingly offensive

is it legit to allow this to happen?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

RE: Watching GF with another dude
Posted By: Ken Noisewater, MD on 04-05-2007 1:15 pm Report as shockingly offensive

I like to pretend my penis is a rocket ship.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS IS TOM AND MY FRIEND TONY I AM CERTAIN OF THIS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

WHY IS HE POSTING TO LNS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chem.hawaii.edu/Bil301/image/rocket.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/440523_mchammer2_200x200.jpg

Watching GF with another dude
Posted By: Morals on 04-05-2007 12:15 pm Report as shockingly offensive

is it legit to allow this to happen?

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i mean i am 100% certain this is him, he goes by "ken noisewater, md" all over the internets.

RE: Watching GF with another dude
Posted By: Stilicho on 04-05-2007 1:35 pm Report as shockingly offensive

I’m inspired by Noisewater’s comment. Has anybody on here ever slapped on a glow in the dark condom (yes I know nobody on LNS wears condoms) and pretended that their penis was a light saber, complete with sound?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

so this friend of mine has a dad. back in the old times (the 70s??), her mom bought him a brick of shitty weed for his birthday. he figures he can sell it, and gets into his car with his buddy and drives out on some country road in the middle of the night to split it up into eighths. naturally they are smoking all these spliffs. nearly done, a cop rolls up on them.

RURAL SOUTH

COP: what are you guys doing?
DAVE (his name is Dave): ...uh, well nothing, officer
COP: ...smells like grass. you guys been smoking grass?
DAVE: uh, well, yes actually
COP: uh-huh
DAVE: ...see, we're gay, and smoking marijuana relieves some of the discomfort of anal sex
COP: UH.JPG
DAVE: yeah, pretty much. it's his first time, you know?
COP: wtf
COP: ok, um, cut it out, i'm leaving
DAVE AND PAL: *high-five*

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

true story

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

that was re: rubbing coke on the butt

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

RE: Girl Friends looking at text messages
Posted By: Spencer Pratt on 04-05-2007 9:10 am Report as shockingly offensive

Dudes, all you have to do is get a “homeboy” phone and a “girlfriend” phone. I’m not going to change, I was born a player.

^^^^^^^ this guy 8080 btw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

spencer pratt has his shit DIALED

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

btp wow norml should hand that out in their "know your rights" pamphlets

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

what about a down-low phone?

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

that gets complicated, i mean now you have three phones and i'd never be able to figure that out

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Prat" is right.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, DOUCHEBAG 8080

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

maybe 2 phones, depending on how tight you are with your homeboys

beartrap schef

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

dear netflix:

Recommended: Steamboat Bill, Jr.
Because you enjoyed:
Apocalypse Now
Blue Velvet
Das Boot

i do not understand your recommendation system AT ALL.

sincerely,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Steamboat Bill=boat
Das Boot=boat
Apoc. Now=boats, right? I haven't seen it
Blue Velvet=UH

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha ok but when i click to see more films that caused this recommendation to try to make sense of it is also suggests that Steamboat Bill is somehow similar to Dog Day Afternoon and Psycho!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

i mean neither of those fit into your neat little boat theory!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh okay that's crazy. i had a boat theory but it got done busted. Dog Day Afternoon is awesomes!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

yes, I love Dog Day Afternoon

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

and i guess i'm writing AN onto my list of movies to see b/c WTF am i waiting for?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

well y'know they're all movies that wouldn't have been made if a little guy named noah hadn't once built a boat

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

whoa pretzel walrus my mind is blown

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/7/3/T/O/evanalmighty2007prev.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

jesus died today for these movies

beartrap ok luke wilson srsly fuck you already

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

wait that's the other dude!!!!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

luke wilson huh wuzza

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

it's steve carrell

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh who fucking knows. let's watch dog day afternoon because that movie IS awesome, everyone 8080.

beratrap that is what i said, it's not luke wilson, it's the other guy, it looked like luke wilson to me though.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

but fuck him anyway!!!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S MORGAN FREEMAN

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha Dan!

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn it ally little known fact not all white people are luke wilson

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

dan's is funnier though

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is full of racism

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even know who Luke Wilson is anymore. Is this something I'd need a tv to understand?

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

i can't tell any of you apart, you're all basically luke wilson to me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

l-r: Luke Wilson, Chris Tucker

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

no luke wilson is a movie star, you need a projector and a theatre.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

hey KLG since you never look at http://www.icanhascheezburger.com

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/i-has-sockses.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

hey who else got the aftrnoons off and want to get some half price talibanditos pantalones?

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Serious Question
Posted By: Ken Noisewater, MD on 04-03-2007 2:24 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Should I tell my girlfriend I have the black plague? We’ve been seeing each other for a few years, but so far she hasn’t noticed the oozing puss, black skin and subdermal hemorrhages yet. Should I tell her…or just hold out?

beartrap oh my god i would so want to do that so so so much but i don't know if i will be leaving at 3 or not :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

^^^one of the few dog pictures that works as a haha

xpost

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

I do not have afternoon off even tho my TOTALLY JEWISH boss will be leaving early for shabbos.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gothamgazette.com/iotw/photo-essay-nyfilms/images/dog-day-afternoon.jpg
this is the only white man who doesn't look like luke wilson to me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh and steve mcqueen obvs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

I DIED I HAVE THE AFTERNOON OFF

BLAUST X3

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

WTF USE A PHONE?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

dog day afternoon=moment of transition where al pacino moved from hot to not hot?

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

i get deniro and pacino confused am i racist, y/n

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/invisible_buttsecks.jpg

wau

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

yes dude that site is a treat

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

okay meet at talibanditos pantalones bar at 3:15. I have not had lunch in order to have room for all these tapas.

― I DIED, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Then you will all be gone from this thread and I will suffer through my last two hours alone. ;_;

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

al pacino is still hot

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

laurel i am still here until 6 no worries

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i probably can't leave at 3 but will keep phone tabs on pplz going to tabernera alabamapants

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh, Ally, I have some weird taste in men, too, but no. but it's weird because he used to be beautiful.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

DeNiro was never really hot, but he had a strange appeal. they look nothing alike, Racist Mr. Que!

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

ok that white chicks and gang signs song is pretty catchy, on the youtube.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

listen no one is going to convince me that i'm wrong about the al pacino thing, many have tried and no one has succeeded

also yeah horseshoe 8080 it is basically impossible to get de niro and pacino confused

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

i just get them confused b/c they're from the same era of acting? i think pacino is pretty hot.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

a cursory gis reveals that several people have named their horses al pacino btw

beartrap do you think that joe pesci is also them?!?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

i've never seen raging bull

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

o.O

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

dude...seriously?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

My wife thinks that Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are the same person.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

ok say what you want about al pacino's choices in films in recent years but he's never been in anything like rocky & bullwinkle, people.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the list of movies i have not seen is pretty embarrasing

Dan your wife sounds awesome

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

She is!

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

sweet dude, mine's totally awesome as well!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

HI 5

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

WOO HOO PARTY

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

tell me more movies you haven't seen, i'll tell you if you should bother or not

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Raging Bull
Serpico
The Devil Wore Prada
Citizen Kane
Soul Plane
White Chicks
Dead/Alive
Dude, Where's My Car?

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

pacino and deniro are nothing alike rational people 8080

beartrap you should see all of those probably except i haven't seen devil wears prada

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

We still have state religion ergo today is off therefore I am drunk and going to meet my family for my brother's birthday, however, I have drunkenly forgotten his present, arse. I blame all those people saying today is a drinking marathon not a sprint and then buying me beers. Also, I has a badge, it is blood diamonds. Now is a basic time of bloody marys.

― Ed, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

I like Devil Wears Prada and weirdly identified with it.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Raging Bull <---- you should see this it is good + it has joe pesci
Serpico <---- this is also real good
The Devil Wore Prada <---- eh. meryl streep and stanley tucci were funny in it. if it is on the tv, watch it, otherwise do not fuss
Citizen Kane <---- cannot answer, unfair bias against this film thanks to f___ s_______
Soul Plane <---- this is worth watching to peep the stewardess outfits
White Chicks <---- no. this is an offensive act against everyone on earth. do not support
Dead/Alive <---- eh? this kind of sucked, dude
Dude, Where's My Car?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

wait it cut off dude where's my car.

anyway

Dude, Where's My Car? <---- SEE IMMEDIATELY. SEE ALL ASHTON KUTCHER FILMS BTW, THEY ARE ALL AWESOME IN THEIR OWN SPECIAL UNIQUE WAY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

FRANK SINATRA MADE YOU HATE CITIZEN KANE?

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Devil Wears Prada: I liked but didn't identify with it, if there's one industry in New York that is the opposite of glamorous, it's children's publishing. The things I've seen GAWD.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

it's a long story

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

FRENCH STEWART MADE YOU HATE CITIZEN KANE?

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

I can buy the Ashton Kutcher argument as both "Guess Who?" and "The Butterfly Effect" were awesome.

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

BEARTRAP: ACTUALLY YES, HAHAHAHAHAHAH

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

omg guys i just searched ashton kutcher on imdb to pull up his filmography and it redirected me to a super creepy flash ad for TWIN PEAKS and then back to ashton's page wtf!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

citizen kane is really good but i love the movies that are "the best movies of all time" that no one "actually likes" like that and casablanca -- they're both really good and entertaining and young orson welles is v v cuet

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

i have seen:

guess who
the butterfly effect (both versions)
my boss's daughter
just married
dude, where's my car

and all of them were basically fantastic

beartrap dude whatever take it up with frank sinatra

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

the butterfly effect theatrical cut is not even nearly as good as the director's cut because the ending of the director's cut is so completely batshit insane to be like...i don't even know. that movie completely blew my mind, with laughing hysterically 94/7

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

ok say what you want about al pacino's choices in films in recent years but he's never been in anything like rocky & bullwinkle, people.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, April 6, 2007 1:37 PM (6 minutes ago)

"Devil's Advocate" to thread.

― John Justen, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR JOHN JUSTEN:

THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE IS A GREAT FILM.

SINCERELY,
ALLY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

OMG "Just Married"!

Ashton Kutcher = fast-track to lifetime Oscar

SNAP: "Devil's Advocate" was awesome! Charlize Theron sticking glass into her neck + Keanu Reeves fucking his sister + Al Pacino chewing the entire set = PURE QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

"Dead/Alive" is Peter Jackson movie, right? What is the Kenneth Braunaugh thing called then?

beartrap You are both insane.

― John Justen, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha guys let's have an al pacino film festival some weekend at my place ok

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

1. dog day afternoon
2. the insider
3. scarface
4. any given sunday
5. the devil's advocate

^^^^^ this is the program

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

John, maybe you missed the bit where I wrote "Charlize Theron sticking glass into her neck + Keanu Reeves fucking his sister + Al Pacino chewing the entire set"; I kind of don't see how you can ask for more out of a move except maybe a donkey that kicks field goals...?

SNAP: I WOULD WATCH ALL OF THESE PACINO MOVIES

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel, it was absurd that I identified with Devil Wears Prada, because the former job that I had that was the source of the identification was a paralegal at a civil rights nonprofit. but I identified nevertheless.

ghost rider otm about Citizen Kane and Casablanca--I love both these movies but the way people talk about them is really offputting and sometimes obscures that they're well-written and tell a good story. also Orson Welles was hot hot hot then.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

haha awesome ok I go hang with machine now

― TOMBOT, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god if devil's advocate had a donkey that kicks field goals + pacino at some point makes his pregame speech from any given sunday for some reason i would never, ever stop watching that movie.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

it would be infinite jest

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

and you would die

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

ally 80808080808080

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

also horseshoe 8080!

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

and wheelchair terrorists from Quebec would try to destroy america with it

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

Braunaugh was "Dead Again". Not that anyone should care.

― John Justen, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

*taking notes madly on all the movies I've missed*

I haven't seen The Devil Wears Prada, but I read the book with my bookclub. One of my friends identified with the evil boss the most. Love her.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, I can understand that, L, but srsly children's pub is chock-full of those flowered button-up dresses with loose dropped waists, worn with like Easy Spirit huraches, and/or running shoes as office-wear.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

see alla y'all later i'm outtttt

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

c u next september! kit!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha Laurel, then you totally win best-dressed everyday, I bet. that's how I felt at my paralegal job, actually (in DC, natch). one day I wore a dress and my boss was all like, "hot date?" and I was like, no I just take care with my appearance unlike everyone else in this town! (DC thread excepted, of course)

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

I"M SORRY EVERYONE

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

FOR WHAT

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

I AM ABOUT TO DO

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.oklacon.com/html/oaaa/2004/ok-2-4-2.gif

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha waht

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

i gised 2+2 is 4 and that was like the 5th result

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

also horseshoe otm about dc. it never amazes me how i show up into work in basically beat up half the time unwashed crap that drives me nuts and makes me fret about how i hate basically everything i own and wish i was back in a city that actually sold nice clothes without unreasonable amounts of searching BLAH BLAH BLAH, meanwhile i walk in and everyone treats me like i'm a goddamned supermodel sportin some balenciaga samples or something.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

i mean srsly dc man up

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing about that is bad except for the FOX TITS floating in the last frame.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

it's really funny to see a woman in my office wearing a dress/skirt that is not part of a suit it's usually like WTF

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah fox tits really makes it for me

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

it's really funny to see a woman in my office wearing a dress/skirt that is not part of a suit it's usually like WTF

i do this every day and kind of get treated like some kind of fashion pioneer by some of these people for it??? i mean you people SEE how i dress. i am not exactly the world's most kempt and put-together person.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

it's kind of like o.O 94/7. i need to move to a real place

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

one of the lawyers I worked with in DC (i.e. one person in the whole office) was really fashionable and was perpetually nonplussed by DC non-fashion.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

i also know a woman that works here, she wore a (pretty short) skirt and she told me that she was never wearing a skirt again b/c of all the comments she got "WOW NICE SKIRT OMG OMG OMG WTF", etc

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

My current office is probably the best-dressed place I've ever worked, hands down, and even here most people seem to stock their closets from like Banana Rep & French Connex. Which is okay for basics, I guess, esp if their trousers are a really good cut for you or etc etc but not for yr entire wardrobe, dudes, and fuchsia is not workwear ANYTHING.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i had to retire my miniskirt cos that was creating too much stir. i mean it was really, really short but srsly it is like people in dc have never seen anyone's legs before, ever.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

i mean my business miniskirt, i can still wear my casual miniskirts :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

The entire concept of the "business miniskirt" is original Allyzay.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

i have two of them :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

"dress for success" postfem'nist etc etc

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, to me, that is like saying "my Antarctic winter platform sandals."

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

And I don't want to hear any nonsense from the peanut gallery about my impractical footwear choices, either.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

dude i was gonna say i mean neither of us are famous for "sensible dressing"

i feel like murdering everyone in my department at work

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

i definitely don't dress sensibly for the office, but we had a sales rep here who used to come to work in track tops & sweatpants, so it's hard to under-dress compared to THAT

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

It's only 3:30

;___;

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

UH we'll call this is DCILX deduction

"Form 6478, Credit for Alcohol Used as Fuel"

― 69, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck i guess i should do my taxes or something! i'd rather forgotten ;__;

― quincie, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to keep right on forgetting forever if that's okay with the federal government. It's...not? Damn.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

And it doesn't even do me any good to leave early, since I have to be on the UWS at 7.30. ;______;

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

you mean our taxes!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

mine are confusing because

- i moved from VA to DC on 1/14/06
- i forgot to tell my employer, a NC-based organization, that i had moved from VA to DC until 8/06
- i worked at a MD leadership camp that was convinced i still lived at my parents' house in MD

4 state returns?????? WTF

― 69, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

MD fucked us over pretty hard last year and i had to get w-2's from 1999! we just like last week got the rest of our MD refund

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

laaaaame - right, actually, ill only have to do two returns, for the two states (one state one district blah blah blah) where i lived.

― 69, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'm wondering if ppl at my work are gossiping behind my back about how much my dry cleaning bills are. probably! i was wearing a black skirt and ankle boots yesterday and felt like awkward quasi fashion victim even though it really wasn't that strange an outfit, but, this is DC

― daria-g, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

awes! looks like i will exactly enough to cover my residency mistakes, while waiting for my accidentally paid VA taxes to be deposited in my acct!

― 69, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys i'm going to the big hunt in like 10, you all should too

― ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

seriously dar1a please tell me if i can exploit you for your flash animation skillz

― 69, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to a bar called Jimmy's Corner. I predict awesome.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

i am not THAT knowledgeable of teh flash to be able to do all that pete! i wish i were! I can try and figure stuff out.. but it'll have to be next week b/c I don't have it at home

― daria-g, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

but hell, it's as good a project as any with which to better learn teh flash, that'll at least mean i have some useful skillz @ work now that we hired a web designer who's actually qualified (unlike myself)

― daria-g, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

perfect! lets touch base next wk

― 69, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

BEERFEST

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

dc thread i love you but i can't post to you any more. it's not you it's me. this week started really, really, REALLY badly for me but i stopped doing the things that were making me think crazy thoughts and i came out of it. tonight i was with a girl i had a mad crush on for a long time and it made me crazier than i've ever been. my plan is out the window, i don't know what i'm gonna do but know that i loved you dc thread, you were always a good time. always blood diamonds. i'm sorry.

― chicago kevin, Saturday, 7 April 2007 10:03 (nineteen years ago)

you, sir, are a wizard and a scholar.

― I DIED, Saturday, 7 April 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

kevin, dudester, you do what you gotta do. all i'm sayin is that if i come to chicago for work in a few months and we don't get to bro down it's gonna = bummerz.

also wait wait wait it actually snowed? that is...either stupid or awesome. i'm going with stupid.

― pretzel walrus, Saturday, 7 April 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

LIVE EVERY WEEK LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 7 April 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

you know jimmy when it's actually shark week (well, you know what i mean), they install a gigantic inflatable shark GOING THROUGH the top of the discovery channel building here in silver spring

― pretzel walrus, Saturday, 7 April 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

it did actually snow. i walked from mt pleasant to dupont at 3 in the morning last night and it was snowing like crazy

― daria-g, Saturday, 7 April 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

BEERFEST

― river wolf, Saturday, 7 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Already?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

T-minus 20 days until I return to our nation's capital. Who's getting pumped for some Hunan?

― B.L.A.M., Saturday, 7 April 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

You better not be abandoning us out here (we have yet to do another FAP).

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

so the $20 cover charge included a wee beer tasting glass (6 oz) and three tokens for beer. Additional beers cost one token apiece ($1). They only took cash, so I was only able to buy two more tokens. That meant 5 mini beers. But then something amazing happened: everyone stopped caring about payment.

I think I had something like 20 minibeers for basically 0 dollars :D

― river wolf, Saturday, 7 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

you know jimmy when it's actually shark week (well, you know what i mean), they install a gigantic inflatable shark GOING THROUGH the top of the discovery channel building here in silver spring

-- pretzel walrus, Saturday, April 7, 2007 11:21 AM (3 hours ago)

I do know! I had a friend who lived down the street from Disc. Bldg!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 7 April 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT, last night, around 230am: your sweater has stri-youre pretty hot. blood diamonds

― 69, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

BEERFEST '99!
http://images.salon.com/ent/music/feature/1999/07/27/woodstock/woodstock.gif

― John Justen, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell you guys

get some culture for chrissakes

― river wolf, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

that is awesome

― Mr. Que, Saturday, 7 April 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

pete i hope we didn't freak out your poor date, we were pretty far fucking gone by the time you guys showed up.

― ghost rider, Saturday, 7 April 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhhhhhhhhh god jesus what the fuck did i do to myself i'm gonna be a little late for movies

also pete texted me that his date loved everyone ESPECIALLY tom. i'm going to start using nice stripes! you're hot! all the time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, 7 April 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

it's the new btw you are v pretty

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, 7 April 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

A fine, fine line.

Meantime Ally I hope you are not going to be overly disturbed by the presence of my voice thanks to a few files I've sent along...

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 April 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know about the busking article, I wouldn't know a virtuoso performance on violin if it bit me, quite frankly, and during my commute I'm on autopilot, even if a very pleasant string quartet is playing in the concourse and I walk away smiling (as has happened).

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

laurel u crazy. did you watch the video clips??? i actually got a little emotional, for real.

― river wolf, Sunday, 8 April 2007 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

also: thai curry + good beer ACTIVATE

― river wolf, Sunday, 8 April 2007 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

Hm I hadn't watched it before, just did, and even though I find Bach and his sense of order and circularity deeply satisfying and I like that passage, I prob still wouldn't stop and hang out if I was supposed to be at my desk. Sheepish shrug emoticon here.

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

ok, dc thread, someone buy the black and whites single on douchemaster records and tell me if the a side isn't the most perfect song ever. seriously. don't confuse it with the one on shattered (because despite paying for it a month and a half ago, jay still hasn't shipped it) because i haven't heard it.

seriously, buy it and tell me. perfect.

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 8 April 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

pretzel walrus, i don't know who you are or used to be on the other ilx or the sandbox but i'll be around until at least august. so if you're here before then i will get you totally fucked up in the best meaning of the phrase. trust me.

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 8 April 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

and i still love you all.

seriously.

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 8 April 2007 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

awww

― river wolf, Sunday, 8 April 2007 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

depresso activate!

also, someone (THE SCHEF?????????????????) left their kiehl's lip balm here.

― I DIED, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

BRING HOT SHIRREY MACRAINE SHRURPEE

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

"hot shirley maclaine" = a sexual maneuver in which you take girl to your crib, get her incapacitated with chemicals, and then give your boss from work the key and go sleep in the park

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

just wanted to document that

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

put on some coffee and pray

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that was me with the lip balm, sorry.

sincerely,
the schef

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

everyone shut the hell up

― ghost rider, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

yo kevin i r zack/ZR

― pretzel walrus, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

AWAKE

― river wolf, Sunday, 8 April 2007 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

Awake, and house is quiet because roommates didn't come home until after 5am. Think I will make biscuits and laze around for a while.

PS: roommate wants to have "spring cleaning" day ON EASTER. Okay, I'm not really celebrating Easter but JEEZ.

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

Going to have to ride to grocery store first because biscuits need milk. Rats.

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

I had to be somewhere at 9 and now I am too awake to go back to sleep. :/ at least I got to dance last night!

― jessie monster, Sunday, 8 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Yay dancing!

I am awake because...well, I'm not sure why. Guess I'll get breakfast.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 April 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

i am awake because teh booze wore off

― pretzel walrus, Sunday, 8 April 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Quiche in the oven, green salad on the way, house still asleep. Sun!

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

also kicked out roommate is here picking up stuff, i think i will hide in my room :/

― pretzel walrus, Sunday, 8 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

3 hours until Easter GRINDHOUSE.

― John Justen, Sunday, 8 April 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha, I join you, sir. Under 2 hours for me. This must become the new holiday tradition.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/450934597_aaef5e793f.jpg

blood diamonds :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 8 April 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

nice. sorry.. i feel asleep way early, i was out so late the prev night and sorta hung over!

― daria-g, Sunday, 8 April 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

the drink was weird, i think it was better when brian decided to make it with aquavit instead of the champagne but i didn't really have more than a sip of that version. i mean the champagne version was pretty ok but very sweetISH if that makes sense?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 8 April 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

the aquavit one was v v good! kudos brian! thanks for having us over! sorry i told everyone to shut up a lot! would have movie night again A+++

― ghost rider, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

What some people looked like two weeks ago (was it only two weeks ago? jeez):

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/450888616_3571e594d3.jpg

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I look back at the way I used to look at life
Soft, white dreams with sugar coated outside
It was great, so great
Young and innocent days

― ghost rider, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

ok i look kind of pissed off there.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'm now rethinking my own tattoo goals. You kids.

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

laurel, may i suggest the one on the right
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/450877993_4990afe6dd.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

You may not.

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Altho you know I'm partial to snakes and varied cthonic imagery, I'm looking for something my mother stands at least a chance of someday getting over.

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

the one on the left?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

just put her name where it says "YOUR NAME" she will love you forever

― ghost rider, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

I'm actually planning on either a Tasha Tudor or a Trina Schart Hyman illustration of a bluebird in some photogenic position. The hunt is on-going.

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

that would be pretty cool. put it on your hip/stomach or on your shoulder. those are easy places to hide if necessary.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Is that Brian's house for reals?? I'm speeshlesh.

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

brian's house is pictured in the photos of us drinking blood diamonds, alex's house is the one where we're all just hanging out doing nothing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

No, sorry, I meant the sheloxes.

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's his place!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

anyone want to come over and watch some mystery science theater or something? it's a good day for sitting on the couch and not accomplishing anything

― ghost rider, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

i've got a pack and a half of cigarettes and a bottle and a half of gin, gimme one good reason to leave my apartment once in the next 48 hours

― ghost rider, Sunday, 8 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Not to be the bearer of bad tidings, but thirty cigarettes are not going to last you 48 hours if you smoke indoors and are drinking gin.

― Laurel, Sunday, 8 April 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i am sunburnt

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

The Fast and the Furious is on tv, I'm full of Shrimp Creole and beer, and I haven't made the peach cobbler yet but I might. Sometimes life is good.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

Yay the good life. I am digesting a basic but good dinner and happy my taxes are done and etc.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

I am drinking scotch and doing work I've avoided all weekend.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

gin and depressing music, sunday night what

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

i may go out soon as an area celebrity dirtbag owes me whiskey

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

I'm also busy being horrified at the picture I posted on the LeDuc thread.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap HOLLA

(replace gin with other sundries)

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

and i love that celebrity dirtbag

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

come to the red room bro

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, who wants an MP3 of my band?

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh man awesome wkd dudes - v v fun date, baby pumpkins, hang time with rents, an easter basket prepared by ms jan3t datsk0 (mother of MY ukranian bff amy not zacks ukranian bff amy, whose last name is SO CLOSE to my amy's WTF @ synchronicity bad album amazing concept blarga blarga)

sorry i missed blood diamonds night, but you know it's forever in my heart und loins.

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

guys i am shredding the guitar right now!

ps dude u wasted

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

im wasted on life, jung

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

also yes dan please remit

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to someone's house for an EASTER FEAST

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

FEASTER

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

also i learned a new knot today

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

my band, let me play you us

SNAP: The Gordian Knot? hahahaha sigh

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

Dan's mp3 is goodness. (If it is the same mp3)

Granny knot.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

Accordion knot.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

pussy knot

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

wtf you guys it was a butterfly knot

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT GRINDHOUSE SO GODDAMN GOOD.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

beartrap maybe thats what YOU call it, "river wolf"

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

don't

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

even

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT GRINDHOUSE SO GODDAMN GOOD.

Happy holidays!

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

NED

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

srsly cut it out

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

ps drunk on jesus' blood

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

Cheers.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'm bored skipping 2449 messages.

NOEL COWARD is Striding Down K-Street DC MCMXL The Centre for Professional Alcoholics

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

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