America's hometown hates you: DC bullysquad part 7,802

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yup.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

fuck yes. crash that wall bus!

who are we going to bullythread today?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh man i love this thread title :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

chicago is beating us in obnoxiousness, we should have three active threads on new answers

SUCCCESS

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh man we rule!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

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― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

OMG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

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― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

uhhh

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

ok yes

SNAP: lol x

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

important commemorative graphics, must keep easily accessible:

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― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

good job "blogger" uh beartraps

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

i am this close to starting a fourth thread called

BRETT BUTLER once said nice things to me: DC 8080

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

chicago threads are still more awesome because they represent a clear dichotomy: light and dark.

― kenan, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

GET ONE THEME

― kenan, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

kenan: no (sorry)

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

omg that is such the best, i mean so far this entire morning has been nothing but delightful and it shows no signs of ceasing as long as i know morbs was a stand-up comedian.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

ours represent the trichotomy of blood diamonds, 8080, and css

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

YE OLDE CROSS POSTS KENAN THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

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― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

yeah kenan what people are trying to say here is that shut up

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

ghost rider 8080 is what i meant to say there

GODDAMNIT STOP BEARTRAPPING ME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

what people are trying to say here is that shut up

T-SHIRT PLZ

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

i like this new thread better than the other new thread

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

i like the college pictures thread better than either

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

oh noes dc civil warz

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah also kevin, i would say my chances of a chicago appearance are 100% presuming i don't get another job soon (1ns+1tute of f00d t3chn0logists is having their annual conference like aug. 1 or something and i'd definitely have to cover that). but i'm trying to get another job, so we'll see.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

this is a better thread

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

awesome

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

righteous!

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

gnarly

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

bourbon

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

awesome walrus, pencil in some quality hangover time ok?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

the other thread is better

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

i just like the idea of us hating everyone it is fairly OTM, plus "bullysquad"

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

what do you know

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

yes i think i can probably dispense with the "penciling" and just get a tattoo of it or something

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

guys i don't want to work on this stupid proposal. i should have liquid lunch and do drugs before presentation y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

fantastic life

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

PCP powerpoint presentation

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

yes, now turn to page 184

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

PCPPP

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

(ep)

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

PCP powerpoint presentation

-- I DIED, Friday, April 20, 2007 10:02 AM (1 minute ago)

i would pay money to see this, not just ally doing this, but ANYONE doing this.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

this is so gay i mean i don't even know what half of these product are? at what point was management planning on telling their sales ppl about the "collection book" whatever the fuck that is

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

awesome thread guys

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

rock and roll will never die

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

yeah this is a pretty good one but the other one is pretty good too, we don't have to choose

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

it's cool, we can save this one for future use

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

no the thing is that we got to talkin road trips on the other thread so it's popular right now but that's kind of like, you know, how sometimes we go to pharmacy, but some other times we go to temperance hall, and sometimes people are at the raven instead, you know?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

yo which DC thread is John Justen posting to, I need to ask him if he wants to form an e-mail band called the Pooptown Dingers

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

i have a feeling he's going to say no

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

STOP FORMING BANDS THAT DON'T EXIST

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

not sure, what do you want from me mandolin wise, and which DC thread is for talking about phasers?

beartraps

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

yeah John FYI fender blender is fucking awesomely awesome and i think i can do serious damage to myself and others using it 100% satisfied good job

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2007/4/20/For_Better_Or_Worse.590.g.gif

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

Ed all I need is some jangly jang-a-jang. I can work with whatever.
If you feel inspired or tipsy it would also be great if you could do some rubato melodic jams and send those too.

If you would like to mumble some things about being drunk and having crushes on the ladies of finland that would be awesome bonus

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

OK, All I have is a boundary mic for that but that should beinteresting.

I need this

http://www.prophecysound.com/images/ifmkII2006/ifmkII2006sun1.jpg

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

STOP FORMING BANDS THAT DON'T EXIST

new myspace slogan?

― kenan, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

daria is otm about brickskskskskseller though, it is the only place in DC I can think of right now that I was told beforehand was "totally cool" that actually was.

-- Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Tuesday, January 18, 2005 9:34 PM (2 years ago)

ALLYZAY PWNED BY HISTORY

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahaha where the hell is that from pretzelmc

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

teh original dc thread, which seems v. quaint and weird now

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

y'all had powdered wigs back then

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

lololololol wait that has to be made up because it indicates that not only am i propping for that place, BUT SO IS DAR1A?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

2005 was when i was having a nervous breakdown at the rapidly approaching prospect of being forced to move here actually, man i don't want to read whatever thread that is from.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

DCDCDCDCDC. Brickskeller rules it. Here in New England it is freakin -15 with the wind chill. Our kitchen pipes froze. Again.

-- daria g (daria g), Tuesday, January 18, 2005 7:51 PM (2 years ago)

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

it was a dark time for all of us, really

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/20/f_yeahm_caa0602.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

everything was a lot cooler in dc, before i had to live here, is the lesson i have learned today.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

what may be the case is that the brickskeller was not totally awful and horrible prior to late 05?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

I mean let's be empirical and logical here. I am Detective Man after all.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

"late 05" = january?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

good work, inspector detector

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

brickskeller was not great then but it wasn't nearly as shit as it is now.

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Now we have settled, any of you guys got a favourite phaser, because I think I am going to get that one up there unless someone can show me something with more knobs lights and decor.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200312/pro-tos-phaser/320x240.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

I have no suggestions Ed every phaser I've ever used has been in software

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

I want Dr Scientist to make me one but he seems to be busy, he has a resonant filter on the blocks which will probably be next down the line. Unless I find something amazing tomorrow I am going to order that australian knob box with extra expression pedal inputs and the LFO speed mod.

it sound the absolute bizniz

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

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― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha fuckpants

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

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― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

[This picture removed at the request of Hackey Joke and Dunnit, Esq.]

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

seriously dudes, road trip? i'm not kidding, i'm like a 20 minute cab ride from midway and maybe a half hour from o'scare. let's go somewhere.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

[Remove Ya]

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

i would go on a road trip

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

Packages in the mail, bitches.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

rockers otm

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

schef, round up your husband and as many other dclxors as you can and i'll meet you guys in like, south carolina or something.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

blurgggggggggh you guys so hungover wha happen

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

lol let's meet at south of the border and buy some fireworks

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

STATELINE is way better.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ tequila and fireworks!!!

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

jessie, stateline in salem new hampster?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

RW cut it out driving steamroller over head.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha ok so we're editing right now and the layout dude (nj shore type) is always rockin some really terrible "club" music v. loudly and it's usually annoying, but right now he's got some remix of some dandy warhols song cept the vocals are replaced with a house diva belting "horny horny horny horny horny tonight" and it's way awesome why can't my job always be like this

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

oh wow i want that song really really badly.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

i've the penetrators simultaneously being both 20 years ahead and behind their time by playing the ever loving shit out of this "kings of basement rock" lp.

rock it, spike.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

DAMMIT SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHANGE THEIR USERNAME TO horny horny horny horny horny tonight

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

i need to quit cigarettes

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

that's what NEEDS to happen

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

shit, i might as well change it to that on my driver's license.

beartrap.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8240/alexdz7.jpg
^^^^^^ this is an album cover

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

uggggggggggghhh i do not want to go do this presentation at all

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

maybe you should smoke some angel dust.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

yes ally, maybe you should smoke some angel dust.

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

i say that every morning

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

i am finishing the beer i left open last night, am i a degenerate y/n

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

you are blood diamonds

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

if y, you're not the only one

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

that's called "cleaning up"

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh you guys

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

pretzel walrus, did I meet you in DC? At the Black LIps show at the Black Cat? I don't know who anyone is.

― n/a, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.feelosophee.com/img/bully-squad.jpg

attn I DIED needs phtshp

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

i've met you before. in chicago.

<3 henry

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

yeah n/a, you and yr lady and sister met me and pete, i believe.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

hey n/a when are you getting married, btw?

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that needs hunter age 3 front and centre

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

state line is also a chain of fireworks stores along the NC/SC border. They are usually situated near somewhere selling beer.

heap big beartrap.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

well of course they are

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

who shoots fireworks without beer?

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

your mom.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

stateline is also the name of the state-owned liquor stores in new hampshire. they are so named because they are placed on the side of the road at every interstate coming from massachusetts into cow hampshire to take advantage of nh's no sales tax. i know fireworks were legal for part of my time there.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

i only shoot heroin with beer.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure fireworks are still legal in NH, but not to the extent they are in SC.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

MA ppl are all "let's go to NH and buy ROMAN CANDLES HOW BADASSS" and I am all "uh, let's blow up a house."

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but roman candle fights are pretty fucking fun

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

dude ZR i had met N/A and S/M a long-ass time ago, like really close to like a whole year ago, so dont come to me with daggnt tendencies

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

but not as fun as STUMP

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

not as fun as setting off state fair style fireworks within inches of your garage. beartrap

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

btp - guess i'll be sleeping where the maggots be ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ say that in a pirate voice

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

8080

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

Jessie and I agree about fireworks.

Last guy fawkes, I organised my old housemate's 20kW rig and a load of display grade fireworks and blew things up to hair metal. (Unfortunately after organising the tunes, the rig and the fireworks I was too ill to participate and had to stay home)

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

this is the thread where we post like our momz:

Tuesday, the day after the trouble at VA Tech, the 7th graders had to take a standardized test. So he said they put 1/2 the 7th grade in a big room and passed out the tests. It was the reading and writing test, Jake said that about 20 minutes after they began, there was an announcement over the intercom from the principal:
"there is a problem in the school"
at this point girls gasped, fearing a shooter was on the loose, but then the principal continued:
"we handed out number 2.5 pencils to the test takers instead of no. 2 pencils"

then, Jake said "everyone in the room looked down at their pencils. Girls gasped again."

Jake has taken to calling it the "2.5 pencil crisis" and tosses it out in conversation like this "during the 2.5 pencil crisis, David Rokke got in trouble for talking about what he'd do if there was a shooter at school" (David would run by the way)
or "my hand still hurts from the 2.5 pencil crisis"

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ guy fawkes

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

wait LOL @ what alex posted nevermind

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

I will burn you like so many catholics, motherfucker.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

guy fawkes is a pretty diamonds holiday as far as i'm concerned

also, i sent my buddies an email re: punching me in the face if i smoke so many cigarettes. then my friend reminded me that he bought a 75 cent cock ring from a vending machine (which fell in the toilet (the cock ring, not the machine)), and suddenly i didn't feel so bad

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

lol I want a 2.5 pencil crisis

SNAP: Wait, they sell cock rings in vending machines in MT???? TRULY THE LAST FRONTIER

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

i'm pretty much permanently in a 2.5 pencil crisis

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

that didn't really come out like i intended it

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

ohhhhhhhhhhh that was so awkward and retarded i should've done the drugs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ guys I hate vi

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

see, i say THAT every morning

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

wtf can't they put emacs on this thing

unix is for assholes

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

yr fucking crazy, TOM

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

i heart vim all over town

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

your nerd badge is revoked.

beartraps

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

I am all about BBEdit

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

Excuse me, I'm lost. Where's the men's room?

― Kerm, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS I JUST HAD TO GO SIT IN A ROOM FOR 40 MINUTES AND PRETEND I DIDN'T KNOW MY TWO BOSSES AND TRY TO PITCH THEM AN ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN WTF WTF NOW I THINK I AM BEING FORCED TO TAKE A JOB I DON'T WANT OR SOMETHING I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY LIFE.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh i'm going to go smoke

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

in the men's room

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

Wedding is June 2 - coming up soon.

I don't remember meeting ZR in Chicago? Where/when was that?

― n/a, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

I will join all of these imaginary internet bands.

Good morning.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

srsly guys they pretended to be other people. with like, different names. and it freaked me out so much that i really could not do this at all.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

that's bonkers

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

you should've gone all deniro method and started bitching about how much you hate your bosses

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

john seriously let's start an e-mail band, the Pooptown Dingers

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

i should've just done the speech from any given sunday. i mean, they could've warned me it was improv hour

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

I am totally down with this "pooptown dingers" project, as long as I don't really have to do anything particularly adept or talent-based.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

i wanna play

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

vim and vi are trash for anybody who doesn't practice with them daily, I need a program that doesn't require me to keep a man page open in another window to use

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

I seriously have a track by "Magic Poopers" entitled "PP Nights"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Oh TOM, I dropped by just in time to insult your IT mansauce. :D

I'm pretty shit too, but the regexps keep me coming back.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Also, glad the Blender is coooo. And I don't like phasers that much, so I don't pay much attention to them, but that thing you posted upthread might be able to change my mind.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

I think that catches me up, so far.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm in.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

it's highly likely in the absence of any alternatives that I'm going to have to practice with vi daily so oh well

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

Why do sysadmins insist on living in 1976.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

john all I ask of my collaborators is that they make a bunch of sounds, possibly vocal, and send them to me so I have something ta fuk wit in ableton besides my own operator patches until I finally buy that field recorder

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

Q: Where is the worst place in the world to work on "420"?

A: RIGHT HERE AT TEH GEETAR SHOP URGH DO NOT WANT.

xpost OK.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

heh heh do you have any guitars shaped like a bong heh heh

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

I shall do this on sunday in between mixing spangle maker.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO START CARRYING A BLACKBERRY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Why do sysadmins insist on living in 1976.

Job security. Also emacs 8080.

― dan m, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO START CARRYING A BLACKBERRY

blood diamonds

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

haha ally you are now the enemy

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

I'M THINKING ABOUT BUYING A BOAT THIS YEAR

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

what have i done

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

Emacs is for assholes.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

Emacs is a ship. Vi is a boat.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

we can send each other PIN messages.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

your city's a sucker. my city's a creep.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

WTF IS A PIN MSG??? I'LL SEND YOU ALL THE MSGS.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

Ally does all of this blackberry-carrying mean you at least get a raise?

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

ally they will take your blackberry away from you once you figure how to post to ilx

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

It is a message internal to the blackbery network, faster than email, bigger than SMS (also free I think)

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahaha well that solves your current phone's text-msg-rec'd vibrate death problem

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/adresaklumea/funny-cats/cat-die-scumbags.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

q, yes, a really, really hefty 50% one which is why i said yes, like a jackass

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

you're meant to be in the other DC thread

beartrap

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

OH BTW DUDES TURBOTAX IS REFUNDING ALL MY MONEYZ BECAUSE THE SYSTEM WAS DOWN WHEN I TRIED TO SUBMIT AND ALSO THEY WILL PAY MY FINES

FB is always diamonds

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

ALLY HOLY CHRIST 50%

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

I am gently ribbing, the barriers are down now.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

HAY didn't we promise to talk about lingerie all afternoon? What time shd we start that, do you think?

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

oh whenever you want.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

Also the blackberry is wide, this makes cell guzzling more of a challenge.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

lol i can afford all this agent provocateurs now bitches

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

start before I go out drinking, i.e. now, then I can get my disapproval of thongs in early.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'm eating lunch and will have to do some bookshelf-clearing later. Maybe around 3.45?

O U BICH

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

yeah let me know when you're ready.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

In fact let's start now

I disapprove of thongs, they are ugly.

verdompt

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

dear zr,

my mom has asked me to ask you "What's the story with this pet food investigation? Now they're finding this crap in animals for human consumption"

i don't know what it means but perhaps you do.

sincerely,
allyzay

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

thongs are fine in the right circumstances, ed.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

They do not set off the buttocks in an attractive way.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

I approve of the underwear TV's The Wankette is hawking.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

well many are very poorly made which makes them unflattering and, like every item of clothing, it does depend on the body.

beartraps i have 1700000000 pairs of the underwear wankette is hawking, i do not need more of those.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

I have like two of them for absolute necessity but honestly cutting out pants and socks has made my life so much easier, laundry-wise.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

ok, there's a show i'm going to tomorrow night where the doors aren't until 12:30 at the earliest, first band goes on around 1 or 1:30 a.m. and it doesn't get over until 5 a.m. now there is an afterparty that will go to at least noon.

how do i shot this without help?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

stay up late late late tonight

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

fall asleep early saturday morning

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

Kev just sleep all afternoon tomorrow. A three-hour nap ought to totally take care of you.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

HEY EVERYONE I JUST WANT TO ALERT YOU ALL TO THE BEST NEWS OF THE DAY

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-04-20T143556Z_01_KUA046209_RTRUKOC_0_US-NUTRITION-COCKTAILS-ODD.xml

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

i would like to talk about the lingerie, esp as i must procrastinate writing a FAQ for the site WTF?

i need undies. Sylene is going to happen this weekend! No thongs. Cotton only.

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

i like girls in boyshorts

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

amen

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

instead maybe i'll make an adjustment to my pledge and change it to "i won't buy help".

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

The study did not address whether adding a little cocktail umbrella enhanced the effects.
oh reuters you guys are such cards!

q, you should get the american apparel underwear ed is raving about non-stop this week every time he reads wankette. they're very comfortable and cute!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

i like girls in ~~boyshorts~~

fixed.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

dang, i suppose "in" should've been struck as well.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

yeah the way you've got it you're just leaving us hanging

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

I was disappointed in AA when I went into their stores, what looked like nice knitwear was all made out of velour and stretchpants

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://wonkette.com/images/thumbs/91f1a5bcd76ba82db2313383b3868cd0.jpg

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to Macy's w/ my giftcard after work and buying a new bra that I don't goddamn hate. Because otherwise mine are all a disgrace but I dislike almost everything I see under $200.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

i really should not be laughing at that as hard as i am

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

that's just the section that is up in the front, the stupid velour and lame things. you have to ignore the front racks because they're full of nonsense no one in their right mind would ever wear.

beartrap ok the thing is that picture is hilarious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, i'm totally gonna get like 2000% of the usda recommended monthly allowance of juniper berries tonight.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

i can't believe every day bras cost $200 dollars

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

like, they keep your boobs in

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

It is a message internal to the blackbery network, faster than email, bigger than SMS (also free I think)

IMAP IDLE FTW

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

that was all the way through into the basement, mind you the UK flagship AA is tiny.

Uniqlo is where it's at.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

the one i want costs $135

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

i remember going shopping with my ex wicker park honey and being astounded that a) three bras and some matching underwear cost almost $400 and b) that she had almost $400 to blow on three bras and matching underwear.

worth every fucking penny though.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

the other one i want costs $180. this is without the underpants! this is why i basically stick to just wearing aa boyshorts and some completely tattered bra if any bra 94/7. if other people (like, EVERYONE, not just chosen ppl) were able to see all this expensive underwear that would be a different story but $180 for something that is under my shirt that probably cost $10 and is 8 years old, i mean come on.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

boyshorts are utterly unflattering on me. a nice hipster brief with high-cut legs is more my thing.

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

They don't really, Evan, but I'm so sick of the designs of which there are apparently only about two choices because almost everything under the luxury market looks exactly alike. I actually suspect that a TON of the big department-store brands are using the same suppliers overseas or something.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

aa makes those and those are pretty good there too! they have some cute ribbed cotton ones in bright colors.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

that's pretty cheap for implants

brtrps

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

i predict this thread is going to drive me insane in less than 100 minutes.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

It would explain why the seashell-shaped push-up bra is EVERYWHERE GOD I HATE THOSE THINGS.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

hey kevin let's go get drunk or something

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

I get upset when I have to pay more than $10 for a three pack of target boxers.

This is not an appropriate time to utilize DOGTITS, so I will use BRTRP

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

it is never a badtime to use DOGTITS

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

will someone pls post these aa undies? i need visuals.

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

BARTRIP

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

wait, seashell-shaped push-up bra? i have no idea what this means but if it is ACTUALLY seashell shaped and mermaid-like i would like you to tell me where to purchase.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

Jaymc's band playing MPLS tonight do I go Y/N?

DOGTITS TRU DAT
DOGTITS DOGTITS DOGTITS GRRRRR.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

wolf, i've been trying to find someone to go go with. i'm ready. i think i'm going to rainbo however. i need to find a new local.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think they'd be your style, John, but ymmv

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

ugh i have to go to class here

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

q, i like these ones: http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa3304.html and these ones: http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa8326.html and can vouch for them both being comfortable. they also have these ones: http://store.americanapparel.net/4318.html but i don't know anything about them.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

John, I WOULD GO and wave spreadsheets at the stage!

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna go kill myself

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

wait what the fuck with aa models with, like, CUTTING MARKS ON LEG?

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

Not really seashells like Teh Littlest Fishgirl but you know those basic "cup" shapes. I hate them.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

wait what the fuck with aa models with, like, CUTTING MARKS ON LEG?

BIKE PEDAL ACCIDENT MARK

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

It would explain why the seashell-shaped push-up bra is EVERYWHERE GOD I HATE THOSE THINGS.

ONCE AGAIN LAUREL = YIN TO MY YANG.

xpost- wolf, wait until yr back in chicago then we can jump in front of the blue line together or something. or better yet, leap off the wabash bridge onto one of the architecture cruise boats. scare the crap out of some tourists as our final act on earth.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

q, i noticed that too and was like BUH? they should've covered up all that scratching with makeup i think.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf, never kill yourself on a Friday; it's bad luck.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

guys check this out
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c8/Coat_of_arms_of_Nunavut.png

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

what's weird about those is that sometimes you can see the "lip" of the bra and it's like wait yr boobs are actually an inch lower and it just looks like your wearing battle armor??

XP THAT HAS BEEN MY DEKSTOP

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

i actually thought about getting a tattoo of it but i've never been there

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

After yesterdays kerblammo, I'm imagining this could easily go down as:

ME: HI DERE JAYMC I AM "JOHN JUSTEN" OF TEH INTERNETS.

(long awkward pause.)

DGTTS They aren't hippie jam band or something, right?

WHAT WILL I DO WITH ALL THESE DOGTITS?

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

Ally's pic/heraldic standard = "so gonna happen"

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

YOU WILL SHARE DOGTITS WITH OTHERS

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

what is so awesome about that orb that it inspires both the elk and the narwhal to hump it?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

I love the narwahl, in all it's forms.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

JJ http://www.canastamusic.com/audio/

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

narwhal is an a+ bro incredible animal

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

can we go back to talking about ladies who buy bras that are evidently too large for them even though the ostensible purpose is to make it look like their boobage is more substantial? like, do these girls not have friends or sisters or someone to tell them that they look sort of ridiculous?

or fuck it let's just talk about narwhals and nunavut

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

OK, dudes, I'm out to drink some beers.

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

I won a narwahl toy during a secret santa thing last year. It's so awesome and everyone was jealous.

― ENBB, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf when are you coming back to chicago?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

wait, wait, the bras that are too big for them--go back to this, i'm not sure what you mean?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

guys i want to hunt narwhals

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

La Perla prices are making me cry.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

day made infinitely better by the following:

friend calls me from Copley Place (where she is interviewing) to inform me that apparently there is an ANIME CONVENTION this weekend and the joint is crawling with FURRIES, GOTHS, AND COSPLAYERS.

And I quote:

"ohmigod there's a guy who looks like Dwight Schrute except he's wearing a kimono and he obviously wants to be asian and OH MY GOD there's a girl in a bikini with a FOX TAIL I NEED TO TAKE PICTURES OKBYE."

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

i mean wouldn't the bra just be bunched up and saggy? not make anything bigger?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

La Perla prices are making me cry.

jen wore la perla (hope by invoking her name it doesn't bring kenan down).

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

also I like those panties but I don't 11 dollars like them.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

wait, wait, the bras that are too big for them--go back to this, i'm not sure what you mean?

when there's more cup than boob. the cup is rigid enough that it doesn't bunch or sag.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

i'll be back to visit sometime in.....july?

re: bras -- i've seen some chicks on campus walking around bras that look like troughs for their boobs or something: like, there is a distinct lip at the top of the cup that is basically a drudge siren for THIS IS A PUSHUP bra and is not flattering at all

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

what kevin said

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

ok I am two blocks away from furry madness, should I go look? y/n

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Ha Jessie - my parents are coming to visit tonight. I'm thinking I should take them downtown but not mention the convention and act like that's just how people in Boston roll.

― ENBB, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK YES TAKE PICTURERS FOR US

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

endemic among flat-chested rural montanan 19 year olds

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

holy christ dan what a fucking moronic question

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

dan you are obligated to go visit

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

In Inuit legend, the narwhal was created when a woman holding onto a harpoon had been pulled into the ocean and twisted around the harpoon. The submerged woman was wrapped around a beluga whale on the other end of the harpoon, and that is how the narwhal was created.

lol inuit legend = as a result of this, there are narwhals

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

but ok i would think it would still like pucker in, unless they are also padding. the weirdest was my ex-gf used to wear those outside-implants all the time, which was just liek OMG YR BOOBS JUST FELL OFF WARRRGH WTF LOL but she still did it. i was like, ok so when you're with the little dude, how do you explain this? i was kind of fascinated by it and she was like oh well usually i mean it's enough to have a topless girl in an apartment that no one questions the chicken cutlety things lyin around and i'm like ok yeah blood diamonds.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

agh sorry, back to talking about coverage of carnal treasures

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

wolf, pretzle walrus will be here beginning of august. i'm just saying.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

i know what you are talking about with the lip thing, i think

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

oh they're definitely padded

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

o rly??? well, we'll see. some chicago will probably be visiting me this summer, so i dunno

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

she was like oh well usually i mean it's enough to have a topless girl in an apartment

otm8080otm

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

I have returned, momentarily to announce that the bloody mary in my bike bottle is blood diamonds

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

Plz to post roving reporter on the spot furry pictures when they arrive, Jessie.

It's rare to observe them in their natural habitat.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

ok let me finish this thing I was supposed to finish Tuesday, then I will go look

FUCKING SNAPS, BEARTRAPS AND DOGTITS EVERYWHERE (note: I haven't gone yet)

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

lol actually there is pictures of this chicken cutlets ex-gf on the college thread now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

PLANET EARTH PART 12: THREADBARE HOTEL BALLROOM.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

Ed 80808080808080

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

Last night Ugly Betty just had some of the nicest cleavage I've seen in a while. I couldn't stop staring.

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

I mean the rack on Vanessa Williams is pretty fucking awesome, tho MW did not so much agree???

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

re: bralip phenomenon: I've seen this and I agree, but I think it's more the balconet-style + padding that's a problem than anything else.

Also re: furries in boston--they will be here all weekend. Friend and I are debating getting up early tomorrow specifically to go stand and laugh.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

there really is something hypnotic about spectacular cleavage.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

the receptionist had better cleavage and is cuter

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

Oh yeah her cleavage was fucking fantastic. Need pic!

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

8080

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

the way to avoid the lip thing with any kind of push up apparatus is to only wear demi bras your nipples stick out of.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

Even before the transcontinental railroad, when San Francisco was just a few muddy streets thirty miles north, you could buy at least ten varieties of booze in this small room in the middle of nowhere, a spot that was on the way to nowhere. History, you're just like me.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

omg wtf STUDENTS OF ENGINEERING not understanding how to work a fucking stapler. I COULD BE HANGING WITH FURRIES RIGHT NOW.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe I have to HIDE THE STAPLERS to make sure you guys do not use one unattended.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

Jessie - I really don't think there is anything to debate. DO IT!

― ENBB, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of wanted to applaud "Ugly Betty" last night re: cleavage. It was awesome.

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/7/c/1/-/-/becki_newton.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

well there IS the getting up early, getting not-sober, and then riding the T factor. beartrap

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

no cleavage no cred

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.abcmedianet.com/showcontent/primetime/uglybetty/uglybetty_i/newton.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

ok that cleavage is not v good.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

that ain't great. that might be opposite of great.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

that makes her look like she needs to sue some plastic surgeon in encino.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

ewwww. I hate great rift valley in cleavage.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

ally 8080

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

no that is weird unfortunate cleavage, the kind where it pulls breast in opposite directions rather than pushing them together do not want.

ally jessie 8080

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, they look like bad aftermarket bolt-on's there. ALWAYS GET GENUINE GM PARTS.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

A RACK DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

what is this woman's name, i apparently need to investigate this.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

I think her bra is too small.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, Ally, the kind where you have to reach down and stuff 'em back in from time to time. Not opposed to that. Also: smoother line through clothing.

BARTRIP UNCANNY VALLEY

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

she had much better cleavage last night, honest

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Her name is Amanda Tits-Like-Horse-Eyes.

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

WAU THAT'S A GREAT NAME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

it'd be better if she was amanda mctitslikehorseeyes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

wtf is up with the vacancy flash ads taking over the ENTIRE PAGE on imdb. :(

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

because i like for every nickname to include "mc"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

www.figleaves.com has great balconette selection.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

LOOK I AM SORRY PEOPLE I CANNOT FIND THIS WOMAN'S "PERFECT" CLEVEAGE FOR YOU TO SALIVATE OVER I AM TRYING MY BEST JESUS CHRIST

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

THOSE WERE THE BEST BOOBIES I COULD FIND OF HER

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

JESSIE:
ADBLOCK PLUS OR FLASH CLICK TO PLAY

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

those boobies are inadequate, as your bloodline might be

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

OK her cleavage looked like 1000% more awesome on last night's episode. she wore a low-cut red sweater with exposed black lacy bra stuff. The breasts did not look unnatural, but like she was just genetically gifted or something!

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

i have at least 4 bras where my nipples stick out of them, they are easy to find.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

wau

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

the way to avoid the lip thing with any kind of push up apparatus is to only wear demi bras your nipples stick out of.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, April 20, 2007 11:44 AM (6 minutes ago

i had no idea these even existed

-- river wolf, Friday, April 20, 2007 1:53 PM (20 seconds ago)

the nearly $400 bras ex wicker park honey bought? demi cut push ups, 34C. victoria's secret on north near clybourn. went to peets for coffee then back to wicker park for thai. watched the muppets in bed. BEST DAY OF THE YEAR.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

I do not own any of these nipple-sticking-out bras I mean what is the point of wearing a bra then, really?

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

i have at least 4 bras where my nipples stick out of them, they are easy to find.

the bras or... ?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

i mean apparently i'm just not around bras enough these days

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/68/34/0000036834_20070110124517.jpg?y=626&sig=PJeBGTTEmNjrZt1iASYskQ--

yeah Jon I have flashblock at home but I guess now it is time to have it at work too. :(

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

victoria's secret is terrible, though.

beartrap to lift up yr boobs!

beratrapas both i reckon

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

also about the photo: a) EW b) where her boobies go?

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

see her tits look much better there

― quincie, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

I fully support these nipple exposing bras.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

oh also i found out last night that the girl i've been sort of interested in is actual TWENTY YEARS OLD???? am i a degenerate y/n

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

NOOOOOO, KEVIN BE STEALIN' MY JOEKS

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

why is she waltzing on the red carpet with robin williams?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

SNAP: You're still WELL within JJ's acceptable age gap!

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

lol river wolf likes jessie

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf: your age, divide by 2, plus 7. That is your limit.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

younger girl with older dude is working out for me ok.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

ok that math works

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

apparently this girl is an ugly man magnet and we need to have an intervention:

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/75/49/91/10f.jpg

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

why hello jessie *disrobes*

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Dating a college student is not ok ever though.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

wait wait why is jon disrobing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

so my lower limit is 19? reversing that formula would mean my upper limit is 34.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

this is reasonable.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

25/2+7=19.5

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe you didn't know this rule guys.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

Good thing you were on the DC thread to tell us, Jon.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

yeah the neat part is the older you get, the larger your age range becomes.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

THE DISROBING THING, GUYS. WHY DID THAT HAPPEN.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

*pounce*

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

childrencrying.jpg

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

jon is naked and horny

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

css

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

happy 4/20 guise (burble)

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

horny horny horny horny horny tonight

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

so..uh...anybody going to see hot fuzz this weekend?

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if local head shop is having a sale.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

is that what your furry name is, hot fuzz?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

no it's Jenna Jamefur

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

that's great.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Fuzzy Zoeller

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

I've got big balls

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PUT JON'S CLOTHES BACK ON THXBY

― Laurel, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

for real

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

no, i'm ok with it now that i understand it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

if you had to have sex with one, who would it be: a furry, a goth, or a cosplayer.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

goth

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

what's a cosplayer

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

goth duh

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

what's a cosplayer

lady, if you have to ask...

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

okay i just checked it out and i say cosplayer

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

mw <3's fatteys

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

my boss' ex-fiance is apparently a cosplayer.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g217/misterbuckets/cosplayer-weirdo.jpg

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle1872.jpg

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

um i guess a goth

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

actually cosplayer is dependent entirely on the subject matter. if it's like catwoman or princess leia or uma's yellow outfit from kill bill that's one thing. all the mangatastic final fantasy shit with the green hair or whatever, oh hell no

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

yeah please sign me up to fuck big fattey shut ins in princess leia outfits

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

esp if it's a dude, that's hott

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Okay!

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://sin7.100megs6.com/myspace/1162284090717.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

I think goth/furry/cosplayer all have similar rates of fattey incidence, ZR

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

PLY LOL

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

all cosplayers do not appear to be fatteys, according to my copy of Encylcopedia Britannica here.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh that is so cute!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://letsbrog.blogspot.com/2006/05/jap-cosplayers-hot-white-cosplayers.html

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i mean singling out cosplayers as the fatteys of this group seems a bit unfair.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

lol my sister used to do this actually

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

the cosplayers that are actually booth girls who are being paid big bucks to be scantily clad and hock merch are ok.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

and not like one of the socially retarded anime freak sisters that you would expect

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

my sister also did the ren faire thing whatever that counts as

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

god my sister is retarded

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

okay ren faire or trekkie

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

ren faire

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

wait no trekkie because their weird sex dress up game would involve me wearing a minidress instead of some corseted thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

too late, enjoy having sex with a turkey leg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

yeah actually i guess you're right, freakdom accepts all creeds colors and BMIs

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.aye.net/~gharris/blog/cosplay_img002.jpg my head is exploding right now.

I really hope Dan is off at Copley Place getting his fill of lolz right now.

Also...I am leaning towards Trekkie, Ren Faire people are usually Wiccans.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

I think I'd go with a furry, just so I could stop any argument I ever got into by saying "Hey, you guys know I fucked a furry once, right?"

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

listen I'll bone whatever just no fatties ok

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

jessie you seem to know a lot about this... you're a japanese major right?

hmm

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

no i can take it back, you didn't say no backsies

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

sorry I didn't get to it sooner dang, I had a lol hueg conference call

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/20/f_bullysquadm_aeba76c.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

I need to use "right now" more in my posts like right now.

No I'm an IR major specializing in Sino-Japanese relations. There is a girl in my japanese class who wears yaoi shirts every day though. It's pretty disturbing.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

*ooooh turkey leg, you are so tender and juicy***

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

AWESOME

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK, BRIAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE START WARNING ME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

why didn't i bookmark the anime messageboard thread where they were arguing about depicting of characters in anime were supposed to be Caucasian and if so, were they racist (done using SCIENCE: comparing pixxx of japanese cosplayers to anime screengrabs)?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://a744.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_2d4b8dfb440e32b163ad26d163aba1df.jpg

come on guys, emma frost ok

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

oh god tombot in the middle of that picture is gold.

Jon, just look up every slashdot post about anime EVER for that argument.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ I have just outed myself as the biggest dork on the east coast.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

agggghhh that picture

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Slashdot is sub anime ezboards

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

I should go apply this technique to some threads as a test.

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

to be fair, I haven't read it since like 2001. beartrap

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

JJ I am 100% behind your effort.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

damn you ghost rider 90% of the time I spent on that pic was trying to give you some semblance of a tan.

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

jesse, i know at least two people at anime boston this weekend, but they are not furries nor cosplayers

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

okay A++ to Emma Frost

Also I am off to photograph furries! lol

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

jessie, sorry xpost

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

oh i am still laughing at that picture

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

Guys I just told my boss about ;_;

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Oh I know several people at anime boston this weekend. I'm not knocking the normal people, I'm knocking the furries. I am probably the last person who can justifiably mock someone for going to a convention.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

“tyranny of small differences”

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

what did yr boss say

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh ally, you can tell your mom that what's happening re: pet food is that a commercial hog farm around modesto, calif., appears to have received some of the melamine-tainted pet food as scrap, which was then fed to the hogs, whose urine and feed has tested positive for its presence. the farm's under quarantine and officials are trying to determine what exactly happened and if any of the hogs were slaughtered, and then if any of their meat could have entered the human food supply.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

dudes, a girl i know said she's gonna give me some cookies. i've been using cookies as a eumphemism for so long that i was kind of let down when i realized it's just cookies. and that's nuts because hey, cookies! y'know?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

never stop "making cookies"

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

ok so this has nothing to do with animals that, for example, she actually has at her house?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

tho god only knows, she might very well have purchased a hog at this point

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

i mean unless she's planning on eating any of the animals in her house, it shouldn't - she should check the pet foods she has though against CVM's list of affected products though, downloadable at http://www.fda.gov/ora/fed_state/recalls/Recall.xls

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

ok she did that, her doggies have been sickly recently and she was thinking it was because of whatever this additive is so she threw out the dog food and bought something else. she is more worried that the dogs will die than whether or not she will eat the dogs???

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

just cos i am an asian woman doesn't mean my family eats dogs u jerk

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

what did yr boss say

She said, and I am not joking: ":-P"

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

ok wait you guys SAID these things, or WROTE them because the difference means a lot in how hilarious this is to me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

colon minus pee

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

oh hey i get to work a convention 9am next sunday lucky meeeeeeeeeeeeee

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

yo where do people want to get beverages tonight.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

we have to wait until then? i met the intercontinental champion of crazy at my work yesterday, and i am still trying to recover

― daria-g, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

you guys:A TRUE MEETING OF THE MINDS IS ON THE HORIZON

― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

from an on-line review of my local:

1. The Sad Sacks. My first impression of Tuman's were seeing two pregnant women drinking in the front room. Little did I know that the shock of the memory would stick with me as much as the one guy who lit his sleeve on fire and just watched it burn. Or the folks who, during the Winter Olympics, decided to luge down the bar counter with an inflatable Budweiser float. Or the memory of the regular who came in every night and sat at the end with a defeated frown on his face, wearing a glittery hat that had replaced "Happy New Year" with "Just Give Up."

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

lol awesome

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha john i saw that, kudos geir

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

oh wow i want to drink there tonight.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

2. The Decadent Disarray. The stools had been replaced with empty beer kegs. Pool was free because they never replaced the broken glass that kept the balls on lockdown. A Dracula painting hung over the entrance to the women's restroom. A ratty couch near the entrance, where drunken patrons peeled layers upon layers of lead-based paint off the walls. I always wondered how the swinging saloon doors somehow always stayed up.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

HI THERE

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

empty kegs and plywood sheets used as tables and chairs are gone. pool table is gone. dracula picture was stolen but there is a PHOTO of the dracula painting still there. the couch is gone and the walls have been stripped. it's not the same and another reason why i'm looking for a new local.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

WE SERVICE AND INSTALL HANGOVERS

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― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

oh dammit...

[Removed Illegal Image]

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

oh man t4n1 is trying to send me cameraphone pics now and I can't download them. :((((((((((

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

ok wait a PHOTO of a dracula painting is even better

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, this is the local:

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― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

fuck, i didn't even put an img tag on that one!

[Removed Illegal Link]

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

or that one!

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

lol we are not allowed to see that place it is too big and real for internets

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

hey mr. que is this the cleavage you were trying to find? it better not be
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Becki_Newton_UB.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

clavicle boobs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

oops
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Becki_Newton_UB.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

her nipples must be of opposite magnetic polarity and are trying to flee each other

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

that shirt makes those boobies look weird.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

mr and mrs que have bizarre taste in cleavage, that is the lesson we've learned today

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/AmericaFerreraGoldenGlobe.jpg
I mean seriously much, much better

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

the cleveage looked different last night & the angle on the camera was higher

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

tombot 8080

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

tombot 8080!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha seeing the circulator halfway thru a brick wall still makes me happy pretty much every time i click on the thread

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

listen if I had a cap from a beer bottle and I flicked it at becki newton's boobs I would expect it to ricochet around the room violently.
that is not what you want to have happen.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

so it goes.

her boobs looked fantastic last night.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hallandoates.org/Hall_Oates.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

aw America Ferrera so adorable

― horseshoe, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

dude, how many times are you gonna repeat yourself re: last nite's boobs

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

guys there are no furries here

also my camera is being a douche ;_;

all i've seen is a wpman who should know better in hideous tights

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.inkycircus.com/photos/uncategorized/cdc_cat.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

zr i kiss you

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

elmo i'm not the one that keeps bringing up the boobs.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

kudos to tom as well but zr is on some next level shit

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't have all day to just sit here and draw at my desk okay

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.airmagination.com/shoes_elmo.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

oh man i didn't even know zr drew that himself pls design my next tattoo

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

wait UH is that picture ally?

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

IT'S HALL AND FUCKING OATES BRAIN KING

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

HES NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT PICTURE CAPTAIN BLOGGER

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE SHOES

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

mr que really on the ball w/ the sesame street zing woooo

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

that wasn't a zing

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

i like the shoes, why?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

I will give the que family an inch or two though in that I think sometimes "train wreck cleavage" can be just as mesmerizing as "incredibly hot awesome cleavage" hence the modifier "train wreck"

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

see

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

"train wreck"

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

yeah elmo it's generally a poor idea to interpret any post here as a response to any other post, ever

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

"post"

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

yay my camera works again

still no furries but I did see a goth before rebooting

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

what does a goth look like before they reboot?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

stripey socks?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

i saw my little red namesake there and assumed i was somehow involved, but hey

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

wolfowitz-style toe holes?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

oh also KLG check yr email - somebunny's got a long-awaited forward to read!

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'm in love with rock 'n' roll and i'll be out all night.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

goths look like rainbow brite before rebooting, so stripey socks = yes

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

stripey socks = Wicked Witch of the East

― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

tomorrow I need to fix my plan so I can txt from my phone again and send ppl silly pix

also sara 8080, wizard of oz is a total goth explosion

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

You are a tech wizard. I have only learned to text... well, text.

Re-watching Wizard of Oz at the earliest possible opportunity with new eyes, thx Dan.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

goths look like rainbow brite before rebooting, so stripey socks = yes

-- HI DERE, Friday, April 20, 2007 4:39 PM (7 minutes ago)

is this a sexual thing

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

someone tell me how to fix my phone so I can receive picture messages they is not working.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.scooterandferret.com/ask_maridee/images/fark/rainbowbrite.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

2xbeartrap

youll have to forgive me for not even 0.1% searching for context in prior posts. i just cant be bothered LOL

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://coolest-homemade-costumes.shippony.com/images/characters/rainbow-brite/rainbow-brite-costume-01.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.uwgb.edu/circlek/rainbow%20brite.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

have you tried popping the battery? that's what I did to get my camera back

snap: NO but lol

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://secondlife.blogs.com/photos/nwn/goth_mens_chains_and_locks_by_fb.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

NURSE! GIN AND TONIC, STAT!!!

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Hillary Duff is... giving me very conflicted feelings.

― kenan, Friday, 20 April 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://bp0.blogger.com/_uYTbZGDfHCY/RijH-yCzSDI/AAAAAAAAAlM/z2uDkejNEa0/s1600-h/saucisson+dauvergne.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

dammit

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/20/f_saucissondam_216e8db.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Dish_of_the_Day_from_HHGG.jpg/200px-Dish_of_the_Day_from_HHGG.jpg

― kenan, Friday, 20 April 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

t-minus 1.5 hours until i am inundated with cyclists

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

packing, one hopes, boobies

― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

We need an update! Is river wolf inundated with cyclist boobies?

― HI DERE, Saturday, 21 April 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Bovine growth hormone is no laughing matter, Dan.

― John Justen, Saturday, 21 April 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

i have no idea!

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 April 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

as in: came home last night, late-ish, and they were all (TEN OF THEM) asleep on the floor.

in other news: dancehall nights in Bozeman, Montana are not well-attended (SHOCKER), but fuck the haters

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 April 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

THE HOME TEAM SIZES UP THE COMPETITION (river wolf 2nd from left, next to strumpet):
http://www.philaprintshop.com/images/hpc71786.jpg

― John Justen, Saturday, 21 April 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

dude i wish that was me because then i would have that sweet ride

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 April 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

btw ZR i am listening to Muziqawi Silt right now and i want it to be the soundtrack to the rest of my badass life.

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

getatchew mekuria?

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

get at you more like

there is a baby here staring at me and he looks like a mouse lemur and is basically acting hilarious because he's tiny and having fun with pretty much everything in the world

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

like grabbing stuff just because it's stuff and he's never grabbed it before or probably forgot the last time he grabbed it because he has a tiny brain and can't even make memories yet

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

Whose baby?? Where is baby?

Yeah yeah yeah and when he grabs something he tries to put it in his mouth all the time. Ohhhhh babies.

― Laurel, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

the baby belongs to the lady at the table next to me at the COFFEE SHOP, LAUREL, THAT ONE, and he is on her shoulder, staring at me, so we're hanging out pretty much and moms has no idea even.

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

Is anyone else important at the coffee shop?

― Laurel, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, duh

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

i am trying to figure out how to invite her to my KEG PARTY tonight

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

sweet jesus i knew this would happen: roommate apparently did not adequately warn the cyclists about this party he planned and now some of them are all "wait a party? dude, we have to get up early tomorrow and be in a bike race, wtf, let's find another place to sleep."

which, to me, is a perfectly rational response, but the cat's out of the bag and now there's going to be a bunch of ppl showing up

this fucking guy

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 April 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

At least you know you're not the only one whose last nerve he works. Plus grill/s might come to party. I think that's a win.

― Laurel, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

Plus AS USUAL you get to look like Super Life-Skills Guy who shakes his head over roomie's antics and can still afford to be gracious about it.

― Laurel, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

houseguests here are GONE!

― JW, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

Fluffy Bear has beer, booze, a backyard, and a suddenly appeared pool table. He is now the ultimate ultimate bro, and the rest of my friends can go fuck themselves.

― John Justen, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

I want a friend who can make pool tables suddenly appear.

― Laurel, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

congrats on 86ing the hobbitses from your house, JW.

xpost I KNOW.

― John Justen, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel i think there is a pool table for the building in my basement

― JW, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

Is there also a dart board?

― Laurel, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

Did I forget to mention keg-o-rator? Oh yeah, I did.

― John Justen, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

O SHIT SON

― JW, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

Did I forget to mention ~~keg-o-rator~~ that I am white trash? Oh yeah, I did.

― John Justen, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

haha xpost

― John Justen, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

I have beers and smokes and, soon, curried chicken w/ green beans & basil. Who will I share it with??

― Laurel, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

I would volunteer! Distance might be a problem, however. :(

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 22 April 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

guys i think it will all work out

and yes, there are grills here, but currently they are being used for meats, and not, uh, biblically

― river wolf, Sunday, 22 April 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

FINALLY SAW 300

SPAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

― HI DERE, Sunday, 22 April 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

Sara, I'd make you all this chixen but you'll have to come to Brooklyn.

― Laurel, Sunday, 22 April 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

I would totally be on a plane tonight if I didn't have class all afternoon tomorrow and a seriously $%^&ed up physiology test to do over the weekend. But thanks. I'm envying the curry, YUM.

I hope everyone else on this thread is out having fun right now. I will have to live vicariously through you.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 22 April 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

Well, you can live vicariously through my chocolate chip cookies served hot over ice cream, my really pretty bad samurai revenge movie, and my night in, which I think will culminate with a hot shower. Please contain your excitement.

― Laurel, Sunday, 22 April 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

Not to brag, but pool table keg patio party was just enhanced by surprise guest puppy appearance.

― John Justen, Sunday, 22 April 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

Stop taunting me you guys. I'm trying to apply Kantian ethics here. FAILING.

(That being said, I'm totally stealing the chocolate chip cookie thing next weekend. Also - whose puppy? Puppies are CUTE.)

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 22 April 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

pete, did you really think that picture was me? really? i mean, you've seen me in person before.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 22 April 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

This puppy was like a cute puppy, but somehow more cute, like a pluperfecute puppy.

It may have been the worlds most cute and perfect puppy, but I don't want to assume.

― John Justen, Sunday, 22 April 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

So, a white Samoyed puppy then, obv.

So envious! I'm going to sleep now. Party on, people.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 22 April 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, yes.

― John Justen, Sunday, 22 April 2007 06:25 (eighteen years ago)

I lost my wallet last night and tubular bells is not what I need as hold music right now.

― Ed, Sunday, 22 April 2007 07:48 (eighteen years ago)

1. science club, you can be v.v. cool w/ your patio and cigarettes and negronis and such
2. saloon, u r blood diamonds 4 always plus a LIBRARIAN from ALEXANDRIA was there!
3. i dunno, i've had quite a but to drink

― I DIED, Sunday, 22 April 2007 07:54 (eighteen years ago)

I am up early to deal with lost wallet pain and feeling drunked still

― Ed, Sunday, 22 April 2007 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

last ray smuckles blog entry SOOOOO OTM.

― I DIED, Sunday, 22 April 2007 07:59 (eighteen years ago)

hey ed it is still nite here! my wallet is accounted for, I hope you can resolve yr wallet situation with the expected amount of british stoicism.

― I DIED, Sunday, 22 April 2007 08:01 (eighteen years ago)

seems painless and the wallet had flaws anyway, it was dollar sized and did not like UK big monies. Just have to stay home on tuesday for cards to trickle in. I think I had spent all my beans anyways. Last night was good though, really good soundman who managed to make us sound pretty good with only a 2 minute sounds check.

One card company though their lost and stolen line is broken which is not good.

― Ed, Sunday, 22 April 2007 08:06 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit you guys.....

― river wolf, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:03 (eighteen years ago)

explain? have you been worn out by the coed bike team?

― Ed, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:05 (eighteen years ago)

no. they went to bed early times. beers are what wore me out

― river wolf, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:07 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, i wish

― river wolf, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:08 (eighteen years ago)

The headline band last night were so so hott, but could not be tempted to the east end den of sin I was off to, they had to drive their gear home.

― Ed, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

want a friend who can make pool tables suddenly appear.

-- Laurel, Saturday, April 21, 2007 7:14 PM (Yesterday)

billisa have one in their loft. i was over there last night but did not play.

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 22 April 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

Hot Fuzz is hilarious, guys

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 22 April 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

I'm making a valiant attempt to see that today, but FB ISN'T ANSWERING HIS PHONE. HINT HINT.

― John Justen, Sunday, 22 April 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

ALERT: OTTERS STARING DOWN CROCODILE RIGHT NOW ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL HD PLANET EARTH.

― John Justen, Sunday, 22 April 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

I tried to see Hot Fu yesterday and was told "SO NOT GONNA HAPPEN" so instead we watched Gerard Butler chop up "Persians" (aka "black people") while wearing leather panties.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 22 April 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

just saw Hot Fuzz

could have used some editing but overall blood diamonds 8080 etc.

― I DIED, Sunday, 22 April 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

OK, "Hot Fuzz" awesome, also, did everyone see the preview for the ping pong movie?

― John Justen, Monday, 23 April 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

i wanna see hot fuzz

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

john, yes, i can not WAIT for the ping pong movie. christopher walken man.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 23 April 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

Okay I just got home after being gone all day and my husband defrosted the freezer. Which is good, except that there's a frozen turkey in my bathtub now.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 23 April 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

Or maybe I should say "thawing" turkey.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 23 April 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.davinciinstitute.com/new/admin/content/FCKeditor/uploads/2007_bate-en-cara.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit

(bemused guy in black shirt, haha)

― HI DERE, Monday, 23 April 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

i have some things i would like you to photoshop

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/131673530_eeb4ae3d93.jpg?v=0

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.medgadget.com/archives/img/76546exo.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

TOMBOT's birthday at Temperance Hall, a reinterpretation...

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/22/f_longcatattam_e559fe2.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 23 April 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

i like how tv's the wankette is the midget, there.
all told a massive triumph rivaling ENGLANDE. I am proud sir, to call you a friend. Very proud. also, hoo-haa. holy shit son.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 23 April 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

oh and also that shark is fucking more OTM than nabisco

― TOMBOT, Monday, 23 April 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

if you know what i mean

― TOMBOT, Monday, 23 April 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

that is amazing

http://accel15.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/28/67/16/shark_big.jpg

― daria-g, Monday, 23 April 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

omg omg omg

― ghost rider, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

I would write off the ping pong movie on principle, but that Patton Oswalt cameo might be worth a matinee.

― milo z, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

wait brian's picture is amazing.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh that was ally not tom. last time that'll happen!

― TOMBOT, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

Remember when "adam schefter" was always a poll option? Those were good days. I miss those days.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, April 23, 2007 1:24 AM (34 minutes ago)

― ghost rider, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

this is important

― Ed, Monday, 23 April 2007 07:09 (eighteen years ago)

Why the fish? What is the bouncing monster at the end?

― Ed, Monday, 23 April 2007 07:13 (eighteen years ago)

hi gize i m died

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 23 April 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://soccernet-akamai.espn.go.com/design05/mediaUS/20070419/redbullsfan_412.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT

Inventors have created a soap infused with caffeine which helps users wake up in the morning.

The soap, called Shower Shock, supplies the caffeine equivalent of two cups of coffee per wash, with the stimulant absorbed naturally through the skin, manufacturers say.

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

lol i thot it sed 'cocaine' not 'caffeine'

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

i want whiskey-infused soap for night showers

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Someone give elmo a grant.

― John Justen, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

just showar w/ whiskay y/n?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

And what about the booze patch? Wasn't someone working on the booze patch?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

HOTT FUZZ ON FUZZ ACTION

still roffling

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 23 April 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

there's an ice cream truck outside Marsh Plaza! I just ate a sundae! yeahyeahyeah!

― jessie monster, Monday, 23 April 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

Did everyone die again?

― Ed, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://readigg.com/img/deep/6.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://readigg.com/img/deep/11.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://readigg.com/img/deep/16.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://readigg.com/img/deep/25.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit the ocean is fucking weird

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck the astronauts, we should be sending the dumbo octopus into outer space. Clearly it came from there to begin with, we'd be doing them a favor.

― Laurel, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://science.readigg.com/description/16137.html

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

wow, those are amazing

― Ed, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://readigg.com/img/deep/4.jpg

^^^ it is a lemur???

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://readigg.com/img/deep/5.jpg

srsly what the hell

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

BARTRIP OKAY HOLY FUCK speaking of outer space villains who will devour us all, HI DERE DRAGONFISH

― Laurel, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

someone get photoshoppin' plz, i gots shit to do

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

dumbo octopus is adorable. he can be my friend and we will combat the evil dragonfish together.

― jessie monster, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

I want this for my bath.
http://readigg.com/img/deep/26.jpg

― Ed, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

worth a rental:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/programmes/tv/blueplanet/programme2.shtml

― kenan, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

I saw that a couple weeks ago and decided that Vampire Sqiud from Hell (Vampyroteuthis infernalis) is the best animal name ever.

― ENBB, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

HOT FUZZ

― Ed, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/23/f_deepseahuntm_9b57010.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

30m!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

that is also HOTT FUZZZ

― Ed, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

FACT: Hunter Age 3 is the earth's largest mammal

― I DIED, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

Who would win in a fite between hunter aged three and the enraged bull dumbo octopus.

― Ed, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

we would. we would win in that situation.

― gff, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/470220556_34a51d1511.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

MY DUMBOOCTOPUS

LET ME SHO U HIMS

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/23/f_dumbom_4ce5e25.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

oh thank you

― river wolf, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Plus, he's literate.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

ok i am taking a break from my self-imposed exile to say that these are all very funny and win everything.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 April 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Why exile?

― Ed, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

jon post your chats with me and zack

― 69, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Just thought I'd rep for my homestate in the grand otter system of measurement:

WORLD'S LARGEST OTTER

― John Justen, Monday, 23 April 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

octopus vs shark

― Ed, Monday, 23 April 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

"World's Smallest Version of World's Largest Otter visits World's Largest Otter"

My favorite sentence of the week.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 23 April 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

is most of actual dc in exile or what? this is weird

― daria-g, Monday, 23 April 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

i am in exile

― mookieproof, Monday, 23 April 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://hometown.aol.com/heartsinexile/hearts-front.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

i like that band, the homosexuals

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

fuuuuuuck i am still at work

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

yeah they are v. classy.

i'm not in ilexile, just busy, and i'm pretty amused that this thread can keep going for as long as it does without anyone from DC chiming in.

― teenagequiet, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

also rw good job on the aquatic monstrosities, and on the dumbo octopi - they look like they'd make great pets

― teenagequiet, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

damn it i want a new login

― teenagequiet, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

FUUUUUUUUCK still at work

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

GO HOME DAN!

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT?! You are still at work? That's just plain wrong. I've already been out for drinks and dinner and returned home. BTW - new Wagamama's in Fanueil Hall = very good!!! GO HOME! x-post

― ENBB, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT THAT'S OPEN????????????? YAY TOMORROW LUNCH = SORTED (even tho it's a train ride/long walk)

PS: Am now home with a beer ^_^

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

Yep, it opened today! My friend who I took to one of the locations in London emailed me and was like, "We're going tonight and I won't accept no for an answer." We had to wait about 10 min but it was worth it. Glad to hear you're home. I hate my job but am glad I rarely have to work late - that must be tough.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

Guys, Tom Ewing is the greatest man on Earth:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=57368#unread

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

dudes come on back. the chicago thread took a sharp left turn now i'm out in the weeds.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

well go fix it

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

I'm packing up my office & files. :(

― Laurel, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

Where you moving, or have you been given the heave ho?

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

dang. i guess i'll just wander the empty streets of dc by myself, alone except for the occasional tumbleweed. kicking pebbles on deserted sidewalks, passing abandoned stores reading marquees of movie theatres long closed.

i'll whistle to keep myself company.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

the lns people are getting sick of each other, and smith point, and want to start not only going to other bars but also leave georgetown and even 18th st.

this isn't good news at all.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

Whole company is moving to a different Manhattan building, about 8 blocks away. Unfortunately still in Midtown.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

xpost, are they zoning in on you?

Ah, the chaos of the office move. However, if it was my company we'd be moving by the Subway.

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

nice thread title and pics DCers. Always liked this regional thread but like most, you just move way too fast.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

kevin, do you want to go to the movies tonight?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

hot fuzz is at webster place.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

hmmmm, i'll think about it.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

oh man at this hearing i'm watching right now some dumbshit representative actually said "one thing about e. coli is it can lead to irresistible cuteness"

also i'm drunnnnnnnnk

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

whaat?

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

dogfish 90 u r a 9% abv treat

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

Not only are we NOT moving via MTA, we are also getting a day and a half OFF while the movers do their thing. Kicking us out by lunch on Thurs WHO WANTS TO RIDE BIKES??

― Laurel, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

wait ZR U R drinkin in capitol? wait capitol serves Dogfish 90 min delcisiousness so confused????

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh right, ed to explain i decided i would be alex today and drink beer and work from home and i am watching a hearing i decided i would play a fun game where i drank every time someone said something stupid, and i was doing sort of ok but that "irresistible cuteness" thing drove me to slam what was left of my beverage

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

i will ride a bike with you

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

damn you. damn you to hell.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

oh man at this hearing i'm watching right now some dumbshit representative actually said "one thing about e. coli is it can lead to irresistible cuteness"

also i'm drunnnnnnnnk

is the first statement related to the second?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

not you RW

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

guys i'm not drinking this week

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

but that sounds like fun!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.genx40.com/images/beerblog/dfh90ipa1.JPG

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

so good. so many money quotes today: "i can't protect my daughters from spinach. only you can do that."

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

ok you're making all this up

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

Is there a smokey the bear for spinach danger?

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe Dumbo Octopus can be the chracter?

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

HAVE A TACO, MUCHACHO

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

I INSIST

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

and oh god the story about the mother-in-law who only ate peanut butter and had some of the contaminated peanut butter in the hospital with her and kept eating it even as they tried to figure out what was wrong - teh humanity, it is overwhelming

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

man i thought bringing the kids with you to the desk was a corny move there but actually they're way more interesting than the rest of this shit, one little girl keeps pulling on her dad's tie and hitting him with her stuffed animal as he's tryna testify

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

why do they let people bring their own food into the hospital? I think I'm afraid of peanut butter now. And pet food.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

So anyway. I have been working from home today waiting for replacement cards for my drunken wallet loss. Amex and visa turned up just fine, special delivery in the post lovely. No sign of my debit card, which was the one they'd said they'd send out by courier. So I call them up and they say no it's going out be registered post we only do courier for Royalties Gold customers (I've refused to pay for the so-called benefits of royalties gold which appear to be a gold debit card and a 'discount' on their overpriced home insurance). For you we just send out by special delivery.

If I'd know that I wouldn't have had to wait in all day in case the courier missed me and i had to trek out to the back of beyond. If the special delivery misses me all I have to do is go to the post office which is 5 minutes from my home and 5 from my work. ARRRRRRGGHGHGHGHGGH.

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

Oh and someone posted all the cards from my wallet back to me, but not the cash, of which I'd drunk most of it, and not the wallet itself

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

waiting for replacement cards for my drunken wallet loss.

Oh that sucks, Ed. I have the phear of losing my wallet as I use on out of town bank. (although that's going to change shortly). Did you have a particulary nice wallet that they would've wanted to keep?

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

Plain black leather billfold with card slots, nothing special.

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe they were just too cheap to pay the extra postage.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway back to our regularly scheduled ranting and pictures of sea creatures.

http://www.mbari.org/data/info/grimpo.jpg
http://www.exploretheabyss.com/photo/gallery/gallery/best/images/CirrateWeb.jpg

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/24/f_spinachm_44e90d0.jpg

― I DIED, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

omfg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ my typos writ large

― I DIED, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

ok now that i'm out of beer this is really, really, really boring again

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

i need to quit, or get fired

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

the rest of this day will be spent looking for jobs

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

YOU DRANK ALL FOUR ALREADY

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

hot fuzzy blood diamonds

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

i only had three left this morning, mother!

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

WAAAAAAAAAAAASTED

dumbo octopus yay!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

I Died, my brain is so set to making typos I had to re-read your photo over and over to find the mistake. That creature looks like one of those rubber-weinie things you squeeze to make its eyes bulge.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand I was so wasted I was so fucked up I was so messed up I was so screwed up I was out of my head I was so jacked up I was so drunk up I was so knocked out, I was out of my head I was so wasted I was wasted

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

I DIED, that is great.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.preisvergleich.org/pimages/Black-Flag-Wasted-Again_280__83240018861016627_40.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha XPOST

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

the rest of this day will be spent ~~looking for jobs~~buying more beer THIS IS A BETTER SOLUTION

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

also Dumbo Octopus OTM

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Well, at least temporarily, which are my favorite kinds of solutions.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

We nee dumbo octopus in a hard hat to protect us from industrial accidents, he is the safety octopus.

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

god who the fuck pronounces "produce" as "prahduce"?

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

guys should i drive 11 hours to portland oregon immediately after my last final to go see Acid Mothers Temple???

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

John, buy beer and drink it forthwith.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

I've never heard them before, but maybe?

― Laurel, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

drive to portland just for the good times available in that fine fine city.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/TigerDM2304_468x336.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

i should probably move there, i'm thinking

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

portland, i mean, not the metal ball in the middle of the tiger park

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

i fucking love portland

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

hm dunno if amt alone are worth the 11 hr drive but if you've got the prospect for lots of portlandian fun i'd go for it

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

rw, do you have a vehicle that you would trust for a 22 hour journey? if so then yeah, wtf, why not?

beercaps- ugh. portland. lots of friends there but douchebags outnumber fun people like 25,000:1.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

well there's also END OF FINALS ROAD TRIP YAY potential. like, i could go climbing in Bend, for instance

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

!!! tigerball

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

the solution of course would be to bring a lady

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

or pick one up on the way.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

lady or tiger???

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Make sure you poke some airholes in the trunk first.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Pick up a rural montanian or backwoods WA hotty.

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, pick up some astronaut diapers, trow the lady in a the trunk, tiger in the back seat, and you will have the best acid mothers temple road-trip story ever.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

wait i told you guys about that pee-on-the-road device my friends made and then gave to some college kids as a beer bong, right?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf, I vote strongly in favor of long road trips to see shows. go for it.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/24/f_balerm_4ec7996.jpg

― I DIED, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Never -- no, I mean, always -- always keep a little bag in your car for trash. When it gets full you can just throw it out the window.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

A++++++++++++

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050523/trucker_bottle_poster1.standard.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

"Litter and it will hurt."

It wasn't the littering, it was the gonorrhea. Duh.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

wait what

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ first GIS result for "trucker bomb"

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

omg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

haha, my brother used clean up the lot at truck stop. I'd never heard of trucker bombs until he told me of his disdain for them.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

IF IT'S NOT A URINAL THEN WHY IS THERE PISS IN IT ALREADY

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

It's a URINDONT

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

i think URINOT would be better.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

Why are we not an advertising agency. I can do concept, I DIED can be on art, chicago kevin on copy...

― Ed, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

man this fuckin hearing just keeps on goin and goin

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

guys i'm eating a huge ass brownie and drinking sugary coffee, shit's about to get real.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

that sounds like a great way to restart a day.

I've got a cold so I'm gonna go get some SOUP.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

Is brownie your carrot cake, Ally?

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

god i hope not

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

carrot cake is also my carrot cake. i'm not supposed to have sugar :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

but i don't like spontaneously start my period or whatever she does when she eats carrot cake, i just start thinking everything is hilarious and get hyper.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

hm i gotta say being home in the daylight and being able to, you know, actually see my room makes it look a lot less "charmingly cluttered" and a lot more "superfund-worthy"

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

I think you have special brownies.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

'ULYSSES'

James Joyce was probably an excellent writer. Man's inhumanity to man, the loss of innocence, the mystery of death and all that. He might have even been relevant at one point. But his masterwork is largely incomprehensible.

Two pages in and one is already half asleep, dreaming about little baby James Joyces running around screaming about the pope and whatever the word "corpuscle" means.

The book gained notoriety in the early 20th Century when it was banned for obscenity. What's most surprising is that government officials got through enough of the book to declare it much of anything, let alone obscene.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

is that "huge-ass brownie" or "huge ass-brownie"?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

oh god, we were going to get a friend a carrot cake for his birthday but we may have to rethink that now

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

"Happy brithday! Here are piles of spontaneous menses."

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

My boss made me the most fantastic carrot cake ever for my birthday. I think all was cool though.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

ABANDON SHIP

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

8090

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

...

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

guys i kind of hate .NET

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

― I DIED, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

.NET

― I DIED, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

spreadthatthing.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

putemonthegarbarcollector.jpg

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

What don't you like about .net?

― JW, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

8090 is blocked @ work ;_1

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

Part of it is lingering snottiness about how a good 75% of it is stuff Java was doing 8 years ago, but most of it is reading coworkers' code and going "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, EXACTLY HOW MANY SUBCLASSES DID YOU NEED HERE, OOP-ABUSER?"

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

DO .NOT WANT

― daria-g, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

yeah well i said i wasn't drinking byt then G__ came over with J___ and we watched VERTICAL LIMIT (so fucking hilarious you guys) and drank tallys and i basically abandoned not getting drunk all week after one day.

a loser is me

― river wolf, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT

A

LOVELY

DAY

!

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 29 April 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

Are we back in this office now?

― Ed, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know any more

― river wolf, Sunday, 29 April 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Well, I better extoll the virtues of fever tree tonic water over here then.

Fever Tree Tonic Water

BEST TONIC EVER.

― Ed, Sunday, 29 April 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Also

MOST EXPENSSIVE TONIC EVER

200ml single shot bottle, the same price as a full sized schweppes.

― Ed, Sunday, 29 April 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

OKAY DC LOOKIT...

[Removed Illegal Image][/url][/img]

― Jenny, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT NO I MEAN LOOKIT NOW:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/477683955_53f2ee4024_o.jpg

― Jenny, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

also here:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/200/477683759_09b9aa22a3_o.jpg

― Jenny, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking awwwwwwwwww

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/477682581_139cc886c7_o.jpg

― Jenny, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

Look at the waitress up there wondering if she should call the police or what.

― Jenny, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

I am married to this talented man:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/477663842_74c6d97082_o.jpg

― Jenny, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

That's all. Welcome to Chicago. I am going to eat a grilled cheese sandwich now. Bye.

― Jenny, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

awwwwwwww

― ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

Never puled off the double header, DC Time to kick it up a notch.

― Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

guys, eastern market caught on fire!
:(

― daria-g, Monday, 30 April 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/30/AR2007043000272.html?hpid=topnews

― daria-g, Monday, 30 April 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

glad to see others adopting our memes, germs

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

it's called "beating you at your own game"

― n/a, Monday, 30 April 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

I've been swallowing my phone for at least the last 6 years.

― Jeff, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that picture of jaymc & kate is pretty cuet

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

nice to check in on the DC thread and see Chicago. Are you guys going to start making dis tracks and stuff?

― Ms Misery, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

yeah. Texas dis tracks.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

ohhhhhhh snap

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― n/a, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Bring it Que! I'd love to check your flow.

― Ms Misery, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

also, last night i learned mr. que is pronounced "mister queue" not "mister kay" as i had assumed.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

and it's his real name. I did not know that.

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

oh we're back over here?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

good job with the phones, dudes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

I demand an raise on the double header from the DC squad (4 can nibble on a blackberry).

― Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

Hopefully the restoration of Eastern Market will be quick, and maybe it will also (finally) spur the restoration of the O Street Market.

Eastern Market was designed by Adolf Cluss, who was probably the best architect of the 19th century in DC. He also did the Smithsonian's Arts & Industries building which is falling to pieces now.

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

(quick in this case = at least a year at best)

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

the eastern market thing is a huge bummer even though i never make it over there anymore

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

maybe on the bright side the temporary loss of eastern market will aslo make the city rethink handing over the entire florida avenue wholesale market are to developers...

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

are = area

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

I am really bummed out, I go to eastern market about every other weekend!

― daria-g, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

EASTERN MARKET BURNS
Capitol Hill Home Prices Plummet

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

you know what's funny? You could hardly pick anything more covered in germs to shove in your mouth than a cellphone.

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

yeah we switched to shoving surgical gloves in our mouths for a while but it wasn't as much fun without the sense of bacterial danger.

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

i can come up with quite a few things that are just as covered in germs, or MORE covered in germs, than cellphones.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

brian you need to learn not to barf when sticking beautiful hops in your mouth

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

xpost Ok, maybe you could.

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

sticking public bathroom door handles in yr mouth, so not good.

― Ms Misery, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. Que I imagine you getting home from a long day at work and just chowing down on a bowl of hops.

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

chowing=drinking

bowl=bottle

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

when i was a kid i licked a metro pole to impress some friends, but they weren't impressed, just disgusted, and they were right.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

"pole"

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

OOOOO BURN

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

when i was a kid i sucked off a metro employee to impress some friends, and it totally worked

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, a toothbrush that has been sitting out on your bathroom counter probably has as many or more germs than a cellphone. what are you DOING with your cellphone, kenan?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

ewwwwwww. although i am impressed. xpost

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

i just read a reference to adam schefter and i forgot he was a real person. i was momentarily shocked that peter king was mentioning ally in his column.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

any thoughts about good cell phones to get, dudes?

― 69, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.grooveking.com/blog/uploaded_images/g-741710.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

one that has been in as few mouths as possible would be my only suggestion.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

zing zing zing the dc story

― 69, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

what happened to yr motorollllllla

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

toileted

― 69, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

Hi guys. Right now I should be in a "breakout session," but I fled at the thought of group activity and instead am going to go have hot chocolate at the amazing hot chocolate place.

― quincie, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

Oh actually never mind I think I'll go expense lunch at Frontera Grill.

― quincie, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Guitar_Wolf_-_Live%21%21.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

kickass

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

aw, guitar wolf. poor dead bass wolf.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://papercraft-world.blogspot.com/

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

steak!!

― gff, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

what are you DOING with your cellphone, kenan?

touching it with my hands! There's nothing dirtier.

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

your mouth is usually as dirty, or worse

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

nah. I sterilize my mouth with alcohol.

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

dude, wtf is going on in this city. the georgetown public library is on fire

― daria-g, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

ok i'm going to start setting shit on fire too then.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/05/22/fire_girls500x565.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/1984/posters/firestarter.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

WILL SHE HAVE THE POWER...

:|
B|

TO SURVIVE?

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

at some point internet people will learn that impawards.com does not actually let you link their movie posters

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

that point is around about the year 2014

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

actually, I think it's just you.

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

Were you trying to post a black box with IMPAWARDS.COM in green text.

If so, success!

― John Justen, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

wow, really? I tried it on two other browsers with no cache for this thread, and it showed up just fine!

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

I just stopped by to let you all know that I ate my weight in meat yesterday.

― John Justen, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

Some new brazilian all you can eat restaurant called "Fogo de (somethingbrazilian)", which I have decided can be literally translated as "Fog of Meat".

― John Justen, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that picture doesn't work at all, kenan.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

Fogo de Chao. It's a chain. We have one here, too.

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I knew it was a chain...just opened up here though.

Does this mean that Mano Chao translates as "Man Meat"?

― John Justen, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

I want mongolian barbecue now

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

Chão = Earth
Fogo = Fire

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9458/libraryao2.jpg

― daria-g, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

fuck. that sucks. although that library was pretty sad compared to a MoCo library

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fogodechao.com/history.htm

I keep reading that as Groucho culture and the Groucho way.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

dude where did you go to school

"fogo de chao" means Fuck You American Fried Cheese Bullshit

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

GAUCHO

http://www.geocities.com/sd_archive/gaucho.jpg

GROUCHO
http://www.spurgeonworld.com/blog/images/groucho.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

yes those are basically the same thing

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not interested in real answers here. Now that I see the actual name, I shall rechristen the restaurant "Fog of Chow."

Also, mongolian barbecue is always a good choice.

DOGTITS X 1000

― John Justen, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

It was like being drunk on meat, like swimming through a dense fog of chow.

― John Justen, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/221/473760197_b7b187b3e2.jpg?v=0

^^^ this is neat

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

it's like the earth rose up and made a chair for you 'cause it likes you so much.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf that reminds me of this maya lin field

http://www.plantext.bf.umich.edu/planner/sculpture/north/wave.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Licking a toad might get you high, but licking FB when he's wasted does not get you more drunkerer. Sad truths.

http://a447.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_3786d3ec22969c6a8480e9e4a105f456.jpg

Also, yes, that grass chair is cool.

― John Justen, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

do you know how many germs are on that chair? you should not put it in your mouth.

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

who's the lesbian in the hat?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

whoah that field is rad

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

guys what is wrong with this dog
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/475863041_6f91e549d4.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

thermometer

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

beartrap

Suprise butsecks.

― Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.px.yelp.com/photo?id=tjhfrJ9tJeCYtB3CIohwHg&s=l

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

he looks exactly like broccoli dog

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

rong

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

ok guys our dirtbike friends flickr group btw is like the funniest pool ever, it's all pix i took of you people and then inexplicably in the middle ACTUAL DIRTBIKING

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

That's Rip Taylor's dog.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

new 23" apple cinema display at work 80808080

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

tech guy who put my post it notes back on the new monitor while I was at lunch 80808080

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.antiquetech.com/pictures%20full-size/Intel8080Ad.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/Apple-cinema-display-map.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53302

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

zing!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.worsethanfailure.com/Images/200704/bunny.png

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh man bunny grew up so quickly

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

bunny in 12 step program?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/cocaine_bunny.png

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Nuhgh?

― John Justen, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell

awesome, that's what.

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

btw i have found my tattoo!

[Removed Illegal Image]

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

whoops.

http://www.dearauntnettie.com/images/dodecathalon.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

ok kenan stop

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

wtf

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

seriously I thought I was thankful before that I have images turned off so I didn't have to scroll past huge GIS results for 8080 etc. now I'm just like ok fuck you dude

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

sorry dudes

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

that tattoo idea is pretty sweet btw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

kenan no more coke bunnies, kay?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Guadalupe_Posada

this guy is pretty cool

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

you are correct about that. here's Don Quixote

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― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

sorry guys, i'm in a mood. I will leave you alone now.

― kenan, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Posada_03455u.jpg

^^^ huge, and awesome

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Posada1.Quijote.jpeg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

i mean any one of these would make an excellent tat

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.c3.hu/~eufuzetek/18_19/gfx/04_Jose_Guadalupe_Posada_metszete.jpg
cuet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

I AINT NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH

― 69, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

misfits 80808080808080808080808080

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

so sleepy

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

WAKE UP

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DEKC5pyOKFU

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FG6H4hMWu7g

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

>:-/

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

:-D

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

cio arcade fire o-faces

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Stalin_exile_1915.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

who the fuck is that

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

stalin = borat? INTERESTING TELL ME MORE.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

I feel ill and I am supposed to be writing a paper. :(((( please send ponies who are knowledgeable about China.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

you say this like there are other kinds of ponies

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

also I know at least one person with a day of the dead-type tattoo. they look really good.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

some ponies know more about european communism.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

psh, some ponies is right

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not even a pony

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

some ponies wander by mistake

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

pony = a certain type of girl

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not even a girl

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

french ponies they want cartier

― ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

gives a lot of rides around the barn, amirite.

argh leninism why.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

some ponies get shot on the antarctic plain

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tgfa.org/comics/jimmy_olsen/images/JOlsen_67_04.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

THIS DESIRE ME LIPSTICK WILL MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A DOLL

― ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

thanks jimmy

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

rouge doesn't cover freckles, you idiot.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

he isn't a girl, either

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

well, neither am i but i still know that's a damn lie.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tgfa.org/comics/jimmy_olsen/images/JOlsen_67_09.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

he's right about the bubble baths, though

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

i like how he thinks his girlfriend would've stayed with him if he explained that whole story.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.classic-tv.com/shows/images/bb4.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://blogs.smh.com.au/entertainment/archives/tootsie470.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

Pony, a girl, a type of girl
Misfits, an 8080 band
Otters, a river sort of wolf
Stalin, a man who had a plan
Posada, an engraver from the paaaaaast
Jose, the first name of Posada,
Pants, they cover up your aaaaasss
and that brings us back to Pony (Pony Pony Pony)!

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

o peter scolari what happened to you?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha my roommate got peter stormare and peter scolari mixed up the other day.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lucyfan.com/berlecolor.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

middle expression totally otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

1. Global fundamental economic conditions are nearly perfect and have been for some time.

3. Animal spirits and optimism are therefore high and feed on themselves through reinforcing results and through being universally shared.

7. Every bubble has always burst.

10. What is wrong with this logic? Something I hope.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

GOD DAMMIT WHERE'S MY VISIO

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

I want an animal spirit.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

I am so gonna eat this tomorrow

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/food/07/04/30_restosandwich_lg.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

WOW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

i mean i have never seen anything like that in my life

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

You guys I'm sick AGAIN. I can't remembering not being sick, at this point, and my new office-space is AWESOME and looks out into the interior atrium NOW WITH ACTUAL DAYLIGHT, but my cubicle neighbors are going to KILL ME for this cough.

Naturally this means I'm going to MNDC in a few hours, I mean, jeez.

― Laurel, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

next level

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

that pig is a wake-up call to other pigs

― ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

stop being so delicious

― ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno i couldn't eat pig snout

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

rip hogzilla ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

everything else looks OTM tho

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/photogallery/explorer_hogzilla/images/primary/01.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

link explaining pig head sandwiches plz

― dan m, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

lol why build a grave for hogzilla just eat him amirite

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAc5pvgOJyk

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

why the fuck did they have to shoot hogzilla bro was just holdin it down all copacetic and swinelike

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

hers da link for hogzilla head

http://nymag.com/daily/food/2007/04/sandwich_of_hte_week_restos_te.html

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

HOMER LET GENERAL SHERMAN GO, YOU TOOLBOXES

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god that youtube just actually made bile come up jesus christ

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

there's an old-man puerto rican bar in chicago that river wolf has played at that will from time to time, instead of paying the band, put out an entire roast pig with head and feet and snout and everything still attached. so you're pretty much 'faced on pbr and grabbing succulent meat off the bone with your bare hands in a disgusting but delicious lord of the flys type free for all.

i can remember my friend todd walking around with a snout on his nose. but man, nothing like a slow-roasted pig.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

Wasn't actually aiming for that, sorry. baconlips

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

no i'm not saying you were, i am of v sensitive constitution though

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just glad that bacon lips made sense this time.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/478956119_7fbbd0d71f_o.png

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

kevin that was the very first thing I thought of when I saw that pic

― dan m, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

dan, what was the last show we saw there? was it cococoma? was there a hog there? 'cause there wasn't for the vicious or the canadian rifle show.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

oh ronny

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

*sigh*

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

visio 2003 handles font spacing in a way I do not like and consider to be unprofessional at best

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

cococoma/yolks/someone else, yeah

― dan m, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Visio takes the pain of drawing in powerpoint to whole new levels of excruciating.

― Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

what is going on in this picture

http://www.lshtm.ac.uk/prospectus/images/general/boysinamazonriver.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

mud bathing

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

that's how childrens is made. out of mud.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

guys how can get into the london school of hygiene and tropical medicine

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Children who are GOLEMS, maybe.

― Laurel, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

no, all of them.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

all children are golems.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, help me out here

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

pregnant women are just faking it for sympathy and presents.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

bullshit

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

it's true. I wrote a paper on it and was admitted to the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

the last true baby was born in 1976.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

link plz

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

It was only published in an obscure Indonesian Medical Journal.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

due to a Freemason conspiracy.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

oh shut up

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

fine, FREEMASON.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

Through the front door on gower st, thanks folks I'm hear all night.

I don't know but I know a few people I can ask.

― Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

apparently they're still taking applications for the 2007-2008 year, but i might not be qualified? you english seem to take prior qualification much more seriously than we americans

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

I need to move out to Hackney so I can house all these student Bros at reasonable rates.

Let me speak to some esteemed london doctors and medical researchers. Which course is it you'd be applying for?

― Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Epidemiology, in all likelihood

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/93/242707806_d55b400d71.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

I have a friend in HIV research at the MRC round the corner who may, at least, be able to point in the right direction.

― Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

That would be most excellent, and very appreciated, Ed. I had been hoping to fill my "gap year" with public health study, but the doors to a lot of American programs have already closed, I think? Also: I really want to live in London.

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

Send me a list of questions and I'll try and get answers.

― Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

will do. just use the emailer deal on ilx?

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, you'll get my primary address by return.

― Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

wikkid

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

then again, i'm also tempted to just fuck off next year and try to live in Europe or something

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

Working would be hard although not impossible.

― Ed, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a dual citizen! so working wouldn't really be all that hard

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

wait wait what's this now about you being a communist?

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

no i am an irish

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

I think you are brave to admit that in public.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

fuck school

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

at least it's not british

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

You spelled britisher wrong.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

you know what's british is Lord British

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tleaves.com/weblog/images/articles/ultima-2-eur.gif

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

i am drinking a samuel smith india pale ale, now THAT's british

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm drinking a Black Label, now that's ~~Canadian~~ milwaukeeish.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

battle strange creatures across the face of the earth is the title of the first pooptown dingers album. this I have Proclaimed.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

Think about that, John Justen, when you Lay Down the Licks.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

OH SHIT YEAH.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

You realize that this may force me towards the "distorted synth bass" direction.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)

Or a dramatic "Dragonlance" reading.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

Amazing quote of the day, from the Post's story on the Georgetown library fire.

Lely Constantinople, 35, a photographer, sat on a stone ledge with her 4-year-old and 5-month-old daughters and watched firefighters. She said children's story hours regularly drew as many as 100 kids. "It was invaluable," she said. "There are so few things for kids in this city before they turn 2."

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

I think Lely Constantinople sent me an e-mail the other day, asking if I would Get banged by my dick with Handsome Woman.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS

SPIDERMAN COMES OUT THIS FUCKIN WEEKEND! WHO IS GOING WITH ME?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

kids in the city before they turn 2!

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

jesus this thread is slow this morning, do we all have work to do or some such shit

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

Uptown, Chinatown or Georgetown? Will it play at the Uptown?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

it is going to play at the uptown

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

uptown vision

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna see it

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

alright let's go at the same time by ourselves and text each other during it, i suppose.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry, is my special fx interfering with your txt msg? O HAU RUD OF ME :P

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

hi guise

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

sounds like a plan

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

hahahah waht is this about
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/12778.jpg?is=325,325,0xffffff

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

ok wait forget about that what is this about
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/11/TOBEYMAGUIRE%20HITLER.JPG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

well it's noon and i'm out of internets. great.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.areyousuperbad.com/

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

dudes tobey maguire is really old

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=+site:www.youtube.com+youtube+gong+show

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

very poor showing today everyone

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

leave me alone i'm busy

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

i have roland the headless thompson gunner in my head, i blame dan p4vlik for this.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000C9ZK6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
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― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dslrphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/fireworks-5.jpg

http://www.chromasia.com/images/international_fireworks_2_b.jpg

http://www.digi-hound.com/wp/img_wp2/fireworks.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

man i am never not drinking beer while watching hearings again, this has improved my life like 1000%

also this was my sunday:

http://a259.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_2fc0ab98605afafe9e2e7d30016a0c9a.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

nice.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

you joined R.E.M. on Sunday???

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

this was my sunday:

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― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

probably at one point i did

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

grrr...

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/05/miller_products/image/miller.jpg

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

my sunday looked a bit like both of those

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

i wish my backyard looked like Murmur ;___;

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

this was my sunday:

http://mechanical.rutgers.edu/directions/tpemb.gif

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

this was my sunday
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/476330363_905c4c1617.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

this was my sunday (evening)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPO/505198~Talladega-Nights-Posters.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

I watched The Royal Tenenbaums last night, for the third time. I can safely say it is still sooooooo awesome.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT I FUCKED UP THAT WAS MY SATURDAY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

you're still a racist

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

And here I was impressed by your Sunday drinking skillz

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

that's not my hand, do i look like i drink mgd

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

kidding!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

my sunday morning was this ;_;
http://content.ll-0.com/signal/signal_e_a000226185.JPG?i=031204091706

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

mine saturday was just like my sunday only far more of it and with more insane conversation.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

I imagined you also with a beer in hand as the Ally-Tom household kicked back to enjoy Jim Crow memorabilia.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

that is matt's hand. he has the racist things. and really cute cats.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/476309647_789fa962f8.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Sunday night:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Enter_The_Dragon_Poster.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

I love multi-colored kitties.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

bleeggggggggg the temp is eating tuna in his cubby and it smells. . . .

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

ok guys ppl who just keep calling you over and over again despite fact that you told them you'd be up and down v frequently from your desk and you gave them an e-mail to use (which is also clearly posted on the website which they got your phone number from anyway): wtf is wrong with these ppl.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

this was actually my sunday

http://practicalpedal.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/new/IMG_8144.jpg

bike race yay

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

blackberries and beer = tuesday is great!

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

I LOVE TUESDAY

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

Tuesday's gone, dude.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

tonight i'm going to get drinks with my weirdo lawyer ex-roommate and he's going to hit on girls and i'm going to be embarrassed by his hitting on girls and it's going to rule too

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

everything all at once

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2007/04/30.html

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

THAT IS NOT NEW ELEVATOR TECHNOLOGY THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE HAVE IN OUR BUILDING FUCK YOU "JOEL ON SOFTWARE" LEARN SOME FUCKING TECHNOLOGY ABOUT ELEVATORS NEXT TIME YOU'RE ALL TALKIN ABOUT 9/11 OR WHATEVER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IN THERE.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

also the random reference to the apartment? "JOEL ON SOFTWARE" YOU ARE NOW ON MY LIST

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THAT BULLSHIT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

lol i'm just kidding guys

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

PIZZA DOESN'T COME ON A BIKE

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

IT DOES IF YOU ORDER IT FROM PIZZA BIKE KIDS

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

though i'm totally not kidding about wanting to punch "joel on software" in the face for pretending that is "new technology"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

did you highlight the missing paragraph??

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

yes!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

the missing paragraph happens in my building every day of my life!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

oh.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

PIZZA ON A BIKE

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

i was hoping the missing paragraph said something like "the thing is, this technology is the one MOST likely to blow up your entire building!" or something awesome.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

pizza doesn't come in morningside heights.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

no that technology is chlorine on trains ok duh

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

just a little bit hammer

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

HAMMERS ARENT SCREWDRIVERS DR FISHPANTS

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS THIS IS THE SCARIEST MOST TERRIFYING STORY EVER TOLD ON ILX

A woman my husband and I know recently experienced bad cramps and period so heavy that she went to the emergency room after two days thinking she might have a cyst or something. She was examined and told she was in labor. Her response? "I'm not pregnant!!" Well, she was and now she's a Mom. She spotted monthly throughout the pregnancy and didn't gain any weight of course she also drank and smoked for the duration as well. Anyway - I guess this doesn't have much to do with birth control but Laurel's post about the unpredictability of a woman's cycle reminded me of it. Plus, it's a ridiculous story and I still can't believe this happened to someone we know. Babies happen indeed.

-- ENBB, Tuesday, May 1, 2007 2:21 PM (1 minute ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

HOW TO BABIES HAPPEN IF THERE IS NO OJ FOR THE SCREWDRIVERS

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

christ you are doing things all wrong if you think that is how babies occur

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

Some kinds of love
Marguerita told tom
Between thought and expression lies a lifetime
Situations arrive because of the weather
And no kinds of love
Are better than others

Some kinds of love
Marguerita told tom
Like a dirty french novel
The absurd courts the vulgar
And some kinds of love
The possibilites are endless
And for me to miss one
Would seem to be groundless

I heard what you said
Marguerita heard tom
And of course you're not charmless
For a bore is a straight line
That finds a wealth in division
And some kinds of love
Are mistaken for vision

Put jelly on your shoulder
Let us do what you fear most
That from wich you recoil
But which still makes your eyes moist

Put jelly on your shoulder
Lie down on the carpet
Between thought and expression
Let us now kiss the culprit

I don't know just what it's all about
Put on your red pajamas and find out

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

velvet underground 8080

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

pretty, pretty, pretty drunk

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

i love the red pajamas line.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

PIZZA DOESN'T COME ON A BIKE

it does where i order from. and last year it sometimes came via extra-cuet girl on bike.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://duncanwilder.blogspot.com/Galatic%20Pizza%20car.JPG

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

ok i would buy all of this pizzas from that guy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

he kinda looks like mr. que!

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

lametrain^^

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

although i do look like him ;__;

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

lameStain, cob nobbler

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

sorry to put you in a harsh realm, bro

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

you blew my mind. it's cool, you and peter buck should write a song about it.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

KIDDING

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

It is not just one man, it is a fleet.

http://img.citypages.com/imagebank/articles/25_1233/25_1233a12318_m.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

cheap pitchers there if yr eating in

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Okay HEL-lo who is Supergirl there in the red tights?

― Laurel, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

star spangled butt

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

Because her outfit looks awesome.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

LUAREL U COSPLAYA

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

WonderWomanUnderoos.jpg

― Laurel, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT THIS PLACE EXISTS AND IT IS IN THIS CANADA YOU PPL ARE ALL FROM? I NEED TO GO THERE ASAP, AND GET THIS PIZZA, AND ALSO SEE THE GIANT OTTER AND THE "STATE FAIR" OR WHATEVER. AMAZING.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

WE ARE MADE ENTIRELY OF MAGIC.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

AND BOOZE.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

SAME DIFFERENCE.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

I HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT ALL OF THESE YEARS ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf, that is no bike race, that is a fixie skid.

In belgium again, I should just buy a house here.

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

guys wtf
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/438938535_c4c2e04ba4.jpg

is this actually a cat or some kind of muppet?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

whatever it is it's about 3 seconds away from ripping the photographer's throat out.

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

its face is so wide and flat

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

Its face is pissed off.

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

it's a maine coon!

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

If you look closely at the head, you can see it's in the process of changing color to match its surroundings....it won't HAVE to attack the photog because in about four more seconds it'll be invisible.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

GALACTIC PIZZA IS TOTES AWESOME.

I ate there about 10 days ago and had the Paul Bunyan, the Mexicali, and the Alamo pizzas. When we left, we noticed on the sandwich-board outside that we could have gotten 1/2 off if we had dressed like Richard Simmons.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

ok the thing is this is a maine coon:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/476282538_c465b251e1.jpg

is THAT maine coon up there like retarded or deformed or something? that would make me a little sad, but it is not the same cat as this one i am posting now that is attractive and normal-looking.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

it's a bobcat

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T READ THE PROSIMIANS THREAD:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/images/050809_lemur_photo.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE I AM LIVING ANIME.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

dudes ohio friend's wife guy is back and favoriting shit in my flickrs again. SCARY Y/N

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

Is it boobies or phone fellatio?

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

no it's more wedding pictures

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

DUH, those are the only kind he likes.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

i know, it's outta control

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

OK!

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Difference between g/f material and WIFE MATERIAL
Posted By: Would you think less of me on 05-01-2007 1:25 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Would guys think less of other another guy like me if i settled down with a girl who’s not considered beautiful but has a bunch of other qualities i’m looking for? Ie, good birthing hips, good family, very nice and pleasant, intellectual, and likes to cook/bake a lot, and give blowjobs. I am used to dating hot girls but i just recently started dating a “cutie” but i know after a few kids gravity is going to work against it. However, she is not g/f material, but wife material. I need to know if this will hurt me in business and socially, but i know she will make me happy. A good gf fucks you a lot and looks pretty, and keeps her mouthshut, however a good wife cooks it nice, sucks my cock, doesn’t spend all my fucking money, and nurses the kids/ reads Edith Wharton. Looking for advice..

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

Edith Wharton sucks.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

[quote[I need to know if this will hurt me in business and socially, but i know she will make me happy[/quote]

like, i always sort of forget (or try to forget) that people like this actually exist????

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

and yeah ed, it was a skid, whatever, it was after the bike race

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

ps ed you should read my friend's magazine linked to there...it is about bike commuting!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

I would advise him to euthanise himself for the good of society.

We had the European cycle messenger championships in London a few years back and the fixie skid competition was the last one of the weekend. and some would say highlight, but they clearly had not been to any of the associated raves. (the london teams all lost due to being too caned to compete against the clean living swiss and danes)

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck the LSHTM you should just come to London and ride courier for a year.

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, you're probably right

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

whoah holy shit that's totally what i should do!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

Would guys think less of other another guy like me if i

this is hilarious, he was so close to trying to write up the whole thing as a hypothetical and then he realized he doesn't know how to do that

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

cheesecake robots

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

ok that wouldn't be v boring

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

I have a lodger from this weekend, for 6 weeks; will she be hot? Who has the magic 8-ball?

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

wait you do not KNOW the person who is "lodging" with you?!?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

for six weeks?????? BRITISHERS CRAZY

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Don't ask me, I answer "signs point to no" or "outcome does not look good" for everything.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

She is a good friend of a friend. I trust them not to land me with a crazy person. (Phd student from chicago)

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

ok but 6 weeks? seriously?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

What is so crazy about that? I have a spare room that has been doing nothing for 9 months, extra money = good.

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

you've never met her. who are you, jude law?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/395123.1010.A.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

wait, what does jude law have to do with this?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i laready explained myself with a movie poster. that is how i will be communicating the rest of the week.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

Or the Holiday, (fuck me that movie as awful, my sister still does me, big time, for dragging me to see that)

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/8970000/8977747.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

i should netflix that movie

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

That movie poster is more like my life (except I appear to have a bear right no)

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

does = owes, i hope

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

I do not have a bear, I have a beard.

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

that movie is kind of awesome. seriously. pun intended.

― kenan, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

does does = owes ( I really need to see Apple about my 'w' key).

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

you should probably see brennvin about yr drunk key amirite

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

lololol

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

what should i make for dinner

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.emovieposter.com/images/fixed/200/kentucky_fried_movie.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

pizza.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

please answer in the form of a movie poster

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

i don't feel like making dough for pizza, and that movie is overrated ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

may i suggest mystic_pizza.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

tonight I am in a belgian hotel room and sober. Eurotunnel gave me a half bottle of wine, but this was not enough an dI didn't feel like either the awful hotel bar or trekking into town for something else. The drive was pretty shocking.

Ally, cook something in beer. Possibly some pork or chicken with asparagus. Once cooked reduce down and make a cream sauce.

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

If yr drunk, it will be "pizza" no matter what it is.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

fourth meal = pizza.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

i had a bagel for pizza the other night

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god i had a deep fried burrito for pizza wednesday night that was insane. i also called the cops for the first time in my life that night. immediately before ordering the insaneritto.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

whoah who did you call the cops on last night?

...last night was a brawlin' night in bozem4n. three dudes came through the ED, all messed up. also: 14 yo girl OD'd on ibuprofen, wtf

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

there was an arguement in the intersection of ashland and fullterton, i asked amy "at what point do i call the police" almost as a joke but then the dude (about 6'3" or 6'4" and well over 220lbs) PUSHES/TRHOWS THE CHICK TO THE GROUND! and that's when i said "right about now".

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

googleproofin' the b0zemans

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

(girl was fine, but took something like 75 of them??? WHY???)

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

jesus it took me too long to figure out that by "girl was fine" you meant health-wise and not that she was hot. wtf.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

she was 14

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

her friend was terrified :-/

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not even 14

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cinemasterpieces.com/highanxiety.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

find a bigger one

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

find a bigger one

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, May 1, 2007 5:52 PM (1 minute ago)

http://www.poster.net/mission-impossible/mission-impossible-mission-impossible-9913299.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

a bigger what?

― kenan, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Whoo boy, free beer from birthday waitress for the last 2 hours = trouble.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Ooops. Just looked at the clock. 3 hrs.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

so much success obtained since i left work

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

what is a birthday waitress and where do i get one

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

Well, you could probably "get her" at the turf club in about 2 hours.

This is why I am not going to the Turf Club.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

Happy 21st, birthday waitress!

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

!!!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/space_arp_2.jpg

BEST NEW MASCOT

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

awesome haul: i came home from work today and had an 800 page historical non-fiction hardcover and a new record waiting for me. the record was (i shit you not) addressed to "blood diamonds".

when ilx and real life collide weird things happen.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

THIS MAKES ME SAD, BUT ALSO AMUSED.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5797/catinmicrowaveqs2.gif

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

sad?

― kenan, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

POOR KITTY YOU HEARTLESS KITTYHATER.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4500/Dick-Cheney-Cat-Hater--4519.jpg

WHY KENAN WHY?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

seriously though fuck school

I'm going to go ahead and call out all chump mothers who ain't gonna hang out with me and drink sojutinis after I have my final meeting with my advisor on Thursday and polish this grad degree off once and for all

PUNKASS BINACAS

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

UNFAIR.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

i am done with school next friday!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

FIVES UP HIGH DOGG

WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD -
WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD -
WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD,
DISSIN ALL THE SUCKAS

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

double-H FD, start the panic

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/32460nsns.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

oh no i think i'm drunk

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

wait all you jerks are too

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

dude you and me a team

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

i wanna looping pedal

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to go ahead and call out all chump mothers who ain't gonna hang out with me and drink sojutinis after I have my final meeting with my advisor on Thursday and polish this grad degree off once and for all

Do another one, it's Phd. time.

― Ed, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

guys i'm listening to sad bastard music

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

I need $30,000 to start

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

SAY A PRAYER FOR JIMMY BROWN

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

by "sad bastard music" I assume you mean you are listening to Drive by The Cars because otherwise you would have just said "i'm listening to emo" right

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

oops i already messed up

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

I am listening to badass with a techno death wish music

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

HE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN AT ALL

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

i can't even get being drunk and sad right, what the hell

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

JIM BROWN DOES NOT NEED YOUR PRAYERS

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

lol only thing i can get right

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait i think i said i was only going to post on pretend sandbox from now on, i got drunk and forgot

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

hi, deeznuts. who are you.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFWdobNIcPQ

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

whoah you're doing a heck of a job over there ghost rider

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6USa0zUMmqI

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

i think if jim brown did not play for the browns i would find it much easier to find youtube clips that did not invole james brown, the soul musician

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

ok the end where he just throws confetti on himself and takes a picture of the audience is fucking class

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_drEFOaPaK8

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

you guys, so cute

ps not tombot

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

lol wait i shouldn't have clarified

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

i had no idea that telex looked like a bunch of sketchy dads from 1976 until tonight

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

i have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore so im going to bed, i just came here to discuss robert frost

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

next one down

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

woo

― strgn, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)

lol only thing i can get right

-- ghost rider, Tuesday, May 1, 2007 10:21 PM (16 minutes ago)

sky me

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.invisiblerecords.com/bands/pigface/graphics/phead.gif

that sandwich I had yesterday was pretty good, but the pig bits were a little overcooked, I thought. Would have liked it to be a little more gelatinous like a more traditional testa.

― brian miller, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_chuck/2007_04_kikid_skull.jpg

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

guys go say happy birthday to that big bastard known as fluffy bear

SNAP: and also send him that, wow

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

wtf scary deli

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

arggh i have to go to boston on SATURDAY afternoon and spend all of sunday there now HAD NO PLANS THIS WEEKEND GUYS, THAT'S COOL.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, THIS Saturday???? IE the Saturday I'm going to be all busy doing opera shit?

Fuck that. Make them move the conference two weeks.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

yo schef just drop the timemachine on 'em!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

schef = secretly randy moss

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

OK WHO ELSE JUST TOTALLY ORDERED THEIR STONED LIGHTNING SHIRT?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

man when that package arrives it'll be like christmas and hannukah and arbor day combined

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

oh man dan that sucks. do you have any free time at all? actually i wonder if there are tix left to opera shit? i've not got any PLANS or anything on saturday night, i just have to get there in the afternoon and sit around, apparently.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

also would order stoned lightning shirt but it is in boys sizes only ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Tix are completely sold out. ;_;

Also wait, the performances are Friday night, Sunday afternoon, so unless the vague plans a friend of mine made with us are actually set, we might actually be free...? ^_^

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/shop/rsrc/img/app_detail_ltg_lg.gif

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

dan that would be awesome if you had some time to meet up!! i'm staying at the lenox?

also stoned lightning is basically awesome.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/grease.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

Woah The Lenox = awesome location! That is right on Boylston St in the middle of Teh Gauntlet of Tacky Bars!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i was originally staying at the sheraton with the original sunday/monday stay plan but it was somehow CHEAPER to stay at the lenox?? that was kind of a wtf moment but i'm ok with it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

(altho due to both Opera Sunday and me & J singing small solo quartet things in church Sunday morning, the likelyhood of many drinks being consumed = slim to none ;_; still gotta eat, tho)

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

is the lenox the place that houses the roxy?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

if so you guys should totally explore the tunnels that run underneath that whole area.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

i have to go to work sunday morning so many drinks are off the plate for me BUT i can buy $25 worth without providing an actual itemized receipt to the company for reimbursement so there will be a round of drinks for everyone on sciUHnce!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

The Lenox is in Back Bay, not the Theatre District (ie, it is 10 blocks away).

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, you should sing to Ally. In fact, that is the only way you should communicate with her this weekend. Both you and J03i.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

then don't go in any tunnels in the back bay. they will either be flooded or filled with morlocks or chuds or something.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that's why I don't go to the Copley T-station: MORLOCKS

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

if i have to go to the seaport convention center, should i just get a cab or is it walkable? i'm not getting on the t, every time i do that something weird happens.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

CAB! if it's the place down off atlantic ave, near black falcon terminal that i'm thinking of.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Cab. It would be over an hour to walk there. (You could take the silver line bus from South Station but that is for chumps.)

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.search.com/thumb/b/b6/With_honors.jpg/200px-With_honors.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

AN HOUR!!!! WTF

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

You're sure it isn't at Hynes? Hynes is practically next door to the Lenox.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

no it's definitely at the boston convention & exhibition center. i have no idea why several people in my company are staying at the lenox to be honest.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

I think the "Tacky Bar Central" thing might be factoring into their decision.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

(That spot is also "Holy Shit Mad Expensive Bar Central", fyi)

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

i can expense a certain amount of food/drinks but not too much. i have to reread their stupid guidelines.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

i miss expensing shit

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

i can't really go all out though, they have kind of low levels they're willing to expense without heavy supervisor approval.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

actually we were just bitching about that yesterday? because they're really heavy-handed with this policy that hotels need to be under X amount per night, and it's like virtually impossible to find a hotel in boston, nyc, san fran, or london (ie the places our dept goes the most) for under that dollar amount.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

i used to have a $50 per diem, which worked out perfectly since I only overnighted, which meant $50 on dinner, and $50 on breakfast and lunch

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

i think our per diem for food/drinks is $60 BUT if the meal costs more than $25 you need to provide an itemized receipt? i guess so they can reject your claim if it's just $60 of PBR.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

i usually just got all this steaks and a few glasses of wine

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

my plan, if no one can hang out, is to go up to a restaurant with a bar, sidle up and have $25 worth of booze, and then switch to the dinner tab which will have two (2) more boozes and an expensive whatever i feel like eating.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

hey river wolf - was it you that was talking about psychedelic horseshit before? or one of the fake accents doods? Anyhow, I think we are playing a "festival" with them and other bands in a couple few weeks

― n/a, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

also Spoon and the Roots are playing but it's like totally seperate

― n/a, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

PH are totally rad, dude - i think it was pete that was talking about them, but we caught em w/TNV in Chapel Hill a few months back and they were great. pete's got two 7"s and they are high quality noisy feedback folk sorta stuff.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

nick, it was me. that is SO AWESOME. ian said they were really cool dudes to hang with in NYC, and im maybe more psyched about their LP this year than any other?

― 69, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

do we get another TNV record this year or is that wishful thinking?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

I loved 'em, Nick, when they played with TNV in April. Do it do it!!

― Laurel, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

Oh we're already doing it, with borrowed instruments I guess.

― n/a, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

nick, as stated, my jaguar is your jaguar. but, uhm, the bridge issues still aren't 100% worked out. i think i need some teflon tape to keep one of the post screws in the bridge from threading down when it's played. lisa used it once and it stood up but i noticed the other night when i was dicking around that the "floating bridge" was not, in fact, floating but rather sinking.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm their matador record may come out this year - im not sure!

― 69, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

I think we're going to be ok for gear, Ben has a pretty nice Tele that I can use for a while, and a bunch of people have offered stuff. Plus we have some cash saved up from shows so I think we're going shopping this weekend.

― n/a, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/2007/05/01/screenhunter_01_may_01_2120.gif

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks though.

― n/a, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/481631772_c04b460eb1.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

that shit ain't real

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

if i have to go to the seaport convention center, should i just get a cab or is it walkable? i'm not getting on the t, every time i do that something weird happens.

I took the T to south station and walked it once, it's not that bad.

You should eat at the POUR HOUSE Saturday night if you are staying at the Lenox. Half-price burgers!

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

jessie come hang out!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'd like to! I won't be around either Saturday or Sunday but I dunno which yet.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

awwww i think this is just a bad weekend for ppl to hang out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

the obvious answer is to sneak a keg into the boston opera.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

we are reaching a new bro
WE ARE REACHING A NEW BRO
WE ARE REACHING
A NEW BRO-oh-oh

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

the obvious answer is to sneak a keg into the boston opera.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 11:48 AM (46 minutes ago)

ok that's an awesome idea

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

you have to do this

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://inlinethumb19.webshots.com/5714/1393477624074003517S600x600Q85.jpg

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Failure to do this thing will result in great sadness.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

i'll just hide it in my huge purse

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

we are reaching a new bro
WE ARE REACHING A NEW BRO
WE ARE REACHING
A NEW BRO-oh-oh

tell me are you feeling rotten now?

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

There better be a trampoline out of sight in that pic, Ev.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Welcome to the world of the business traveller. Largely, it sucks. I have fairly free reign with where I stay and how much I spend on food as long as it is reasonable. I don't feel any need to go wild and I revel in finding good cheap places to eat. On this trip though I am stuck at the Brussels Airport Novotel, paying too much for a room, and having eaten a pretty poor, overpriced meal. This is mainly because the campanille I mainly stay at is full; it's not a great hotel but its a short walk to the market place in vilvoorde where you can sit in the sun and get a reasonably priced half-decent meal and sit in the sunshine and drink beer.

Mainly we let the people we are working for choose the hotels. Tonight I am stuck with a view of the Zaventem highway and watching the French presidential debate.

― Ed, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Also, my lodger has been flirting a little with me by email. Magic 8-balls again: Is this a good thing?

― Ed, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

ask 4 nude pix

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

magic balls otm

― I DIED, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

The magic 8-ball has never ever ever come up with that response.

― Ed, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

give us her email we will vouch for you

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

"vouch"

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

The magic 8-ball has never ever ever come up with that response.

ENTREPRENURIAL IDEA, DOODZ

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

EROTIC 8 BALL

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.edenfantasys.com/ProductImages/LC338_2.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

i'm certain those must exist

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

eh, i was thinking more along the lines of an 8-ball where every suggestion is a terrible one but if y'all wanna take it blue go right on ahead

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

lol that is a real magic 8 ball tho

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

"ask 4 nude pix"
"why don't you try snorting it?"
"OBIE TRICE"
...and so on

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

you realise they probably sell that magic 8-ball in urban outfitters.

― Ed, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

ASK AGAIN LAMETRAIN

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

you realise they probably sell that magic 8-ball in urban outfitters

damn it i'm a terrible viral marketer

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― I DIED, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

WOAH WE COULD MAKE A MAGIC 8 BALL OF DRINKING

― I DIED, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

hey wait that is v similar to our wheel of drinking idea that was never accomplished because i forgot to do it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

take box cutters and cardboard to Boston and do it bored in your hotel room with a bottle of rye. Remember to take box cutter in your carry on, they love that.

― Ed, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

i'm only there for one night, if they do not allow me to take my carry on i will murder everyone in the airport immediately.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

with my box cutter, i suppose.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

or my mind powers.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

YOU DRINK TOO MUCH
YOU DONT NEED ANOTHER, BROTHER
BOTTOMS UP
WHO THE FUCK PLAYS JOY DIVISION AT A BAR
YOU SMELL LIKE A GAS STATION
$%$#%@&^&@^##^^
BOXCAR
YOU SHOULD CALL A TAXI

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

with your greater than 100ml of liquid or gel product.

― Ed, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

mr que, 3 of those will never be featured in our magic drinking 8 ball, guess which ones they are.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

the limit is 3oz right? i mean 3oz bottles are actually decently big.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it's a little more negative than i was aiming for

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

I was thinking more like

WHISKEY
GIN
BOURBON
RYE
SIGNS POINT TO SHOTS

― I DIED, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it's a little more negative than i was aiming for

Mr. Que's theme song

― I DIED, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

hey at least mine were creative.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

VISION HAZY, ASK AGAIN

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

NICE STRIPES

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

DON'T COUNT ON IT

― I DIED, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

actually, I guess we can just use a normal magic 8 ball when we go drinking.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

BE SPONTANEOUS AND ORDER A LAMBIC

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

A fine pun, sir.

― Ed, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

ok i'm going to buy a magic 8 ball while in boston

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

apparently newer models of the magic 8 ball say these things
* Yes, in due time.
* My sources say no.
* Definitely not.
* Yes.
* You will have to wait.
* I have my doubts.
* Outlook so so.
* Looks good to me!
* Who knows?
* Looking good!
* Probably.
* Are you kidding?
* Go for it!
* Don't bet on it.
* Forget about it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

"FUCK YOU"
"FUCK YOU"
"FUCK YOU"
"FUCK YOU"
"FUCK YOU"
"YAAAAAAAAOW! FUCK YOU"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

I hope that's the new Fake Accents tshirt design

― I DIED, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

8080 yes 100% A++++++ would agree with brian again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

guys i found an activity for us

LNS / The Deck - Flip Cup - May 19th
Posted By: LNS on 05-01-2007 2:59 pm Report as shockingly offensive

2 - 5 pm @ The Deck

6 people per team

Sign up at: http://dc.latenightshots.com/flip_main.php

Prizes and nominal entry fees to cover all beer to be announced shortly.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

oh man that actually sounds like a fucking amazing opportunity

― 69, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

WE WOULD SO WIN BECAUSE I AM AMAZINGLY GOOD AT FLIP CUP IS THE THING

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

oh man that actually sounds like a fucking amazing opportunity

-- 69, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 4:39 PM (29 seconds ago)

to barf on people

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

THAT IS MY BIRTHDAY

― I DIED, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

oh hey triumph the insult dog!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

I am positive we would kick ass at whiskey flip cup

― I DIED, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

i meant to go there, dress up all fancy and late night shots like but then drink so much you barf on the late night shots people

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

i am not so great at flip cup but i do love to play

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

we would kick ass at any kind of flip cup!

mr. que, it is only a 3 hour long afternoon tournament, i think most of us would find it difficult to get that drunk in 3 hours on cheap beer. the curse of being hardened alcoholics.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

you drink beforehand and eat a lot of bad food beforehand what is so hard to understand about my plan?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

no, what we're trying to accomplish here is victory over the lns people. not vomiting. we can always hurl shit at them after we win whatever the prize is.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

"YAAAAAAAAOW! FUCK YOU" <--- this is our team name btw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

vomiting is victory

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

ok bulimia

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, there is now a stoned lightning T in woman's sizes.

― Ed, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

wait dudes it is almost my birthday

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

HINT HINT HINT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

it is almost brian's birthday too!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

HINT again let's all buy each other these shirts and be a flip cup team

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

Man, we should do a DC versus London drinkin' and softball competition.

(discount for 12 packs)

― Ed, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit, i know someone with a birthday tomorrow and i'm too broke to even buy her a card! fuck me.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

sounds like a birthday present!

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

guys maybe listening to the takeover on the way into work is not a great idea for making me less aggro towards everyone in this joint.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ mookie you killed this thread dead

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.doe.mtu.edu/news/news_images/worlds_largest_bear_trap1.jpg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ wtf baltimore why do your shows run til like five in the morning

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ wtf baltimore why do your shows run til like five in the morning

what's wrong with that? i was at a show last week that didn't start until 1:30 in the morning and went until about 4. it was great, i'd much rather go to a show after the 2 a.m. bars have their last call than go to a 4 a.m. bar and hear a shitty dj.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

ok what world do you live in that your only two options at 2am are "go to a rock show" or "hear a shitty dj"??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

if you're going to a bar at 2 a.m. what are the choices in dc?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

alex's house

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

after parties are for after.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

it's a fucking wednesday, just go to bed!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

haha nothing's wrong with that per se, although some of us got jobs where we put everything off until the last possible minute (i.e. today) and then have to spaz the fuck out when we get like two hours of sleep and realize the enormity of the godawful task before us and our almost certain inability to accomplish it. also i have a phone interview today and i feel...fuzzy.

good time though - big warehouse/art space thing, more like a house party than a show, kids smokin bowls and b'in their own b and rocking out. also big plus: bmore girls are, on average, 40% hotter than their washingtonian counterparts.

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

shitty dj's are shitty

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

also RIP all the music on my work computer, cruelly taken from me by evil boston IT overlords ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

it's a fucking wednesday, just go to bed!

I should write this down

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

WAKE UP EVERYONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

you guys all fuckin suck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ mookie you killed this thread dead

;_;

― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

New Order youtube videos 100x funnier than Rick Astley sorry. :(

― jessie monster, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

ok RONG but also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6a8T5Z5wkk

what is going on here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

"rickroll"

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAM_31SU0U

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

i guess they are female cats in heat?

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

oh ewww

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

beat that pussy up

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

hi ya'lls I have tomorrow off YAY!

― quincie, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

I'm thinking I might skip drinking this afternoon to celebrate being done with all my schoolwork and just go home and take a fucking nap what do you guys think

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

note: I plan to nap until tomorrow, since that is a good way to save money

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to take a nap in the grass after last class!

― jessie monster, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

ps yay the smiths!

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna eat a ton of leftovers tonight and clean my apartment. i'm psyched for tonight!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www2.i-dressup.com/fashion/Gucci_Spring_2007.php

hey this is cool

― jessie monster, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.memorygongs.com/waht.png

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

thanks noise board css feed

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

wow that snowmobile/beartrap pic comes from my alma mater's website

― dan m, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

you're welcome, dr. morbius

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

;)

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.
I like Georgetown for its class. Georgetown is for people who act with decency over properly made cocktails at a well polished bar.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

RE: Smith Point and your Significant Other
Posted By: Optimus Prime on 05-03-2007 2:14 pm Report as shockingly offensive

I never take my gf to SP. She asks why I like it and I have to lie each time and say it’s a fun bar to hang out at with my friends. When in reality it’s a fun place to hang out and achieve Alley or Canal takedowns or ATD’s & CTD’s.

RE: Smith Point and your Significant Other
Posted By: Optimus Prime on 05-03-2007 2:15 pm Report as shockingly offensive

God Damn it, I have to report myself as shockingly offensive.

I just realized I put a pic of my gf up then told everyone I cheat on her at SP.

:D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

OK YOU ARE ALL V BORING

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

I WAS EATING LUNCH GIVE ME A BREAK

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

STOSSEL.JPG

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

STALIN.JPG

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

lunch rip ;_; i have no $$$

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

that sucks!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

i know, i know

i'm going to go drink tea ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

also phone interview turned into real interview :D

now i have two real interviews next wednesday afternoon. what clever lie can i construct to get out of work next wednesday afternoon? some current possibilities:

a) dr's appointment
b) eaten by bears
c) too drunk
d) FUCK YOU I QUIT - YAAAAAAAAAOW! B-/
e) [your suggestion here]

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

good job bro

f) non specific ailment: call in and say uhhhhh my stomachhead/food poisoning

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

I am having a sumptuous lunch of crappy premade generic cheese crackers w/peanut butter "sandwiches".

MULTIPASS

― John Justen, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS SOME DAYS I HATE WORKING IN "RETAIL" SO FUCKING MUCH.

If one more dude tries to barter with me on a price and uses the "c'mon, you own the place" line, I'm going to beat him to death with whatever guitar he's trying to buy.

At which point, I will offer it to him as a "scatch and dent" special.

― John Justen, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Time to open your own bar instead, obv.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

hey, it looks like i may be in dc area at the end of sepetember or the 1st week in october. beer?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

we like beer!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Beer is not the question, beer is the answer.

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

beer, check.

next topic; gin.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

no beer

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

vodka

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

oh, and hey, where would a couple of garage/punk bands play in dc if they didn't want to wind up playing to a bunch of trannys in baltimore like they did last time?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sorry, vodka was not the correct answer.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

u mad

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

but uh maybe black cat/red and the black/velvet lounge (bleh)/dc9 (bleh)?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

erg, i'm guessing they'd need local support for the black cat. hmmf, well, hopefully i'll be there. but nyc and boston will not be spared.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

YAY

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

wait wait who are the garage/punk bands in question?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

oh hey i have a wedding in virginia in late august. chances are likely that i'll be doing East Coast Tour 2007 YAAAOW, so maybe i will stop in DC?

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

where in VA

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

and, you know, grab some beers with strangers

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

richmond

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

we can always meet in between in fredericksburg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

multibeers

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

i will totally hang out with all of these broskis

i wish we could change our usernames still because i would change mine to frecks and crack ho thighs right now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

wait wait who are the garage/punk bands in question?

these people (hasn't been updated in a while) and these people.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

well, i'll probably be driving north to NYC afterwards, hopefully, so ain't no thing

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

(tentative)

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

hm well kevin all i'm sayin is that local support is not necessarily out of the question

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

should i bring a rock band with me?

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i think that's a plan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

all i am doing with my day is looking up pictures of lindsay lohan, this pretty much rules

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

that does rule.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS i just got this in my e-mail

Cannibal Chimp
By D4n P4vl1k

Run throught the forest
Cannibal Chimp
Feast on the enemy
Cannibal Chimp
Outright bloodlust
Cannibal Chimp
Primitribal warfare
Cannibal Chimp

Whoah oh no it's a jungle out there
Whoah oh no it's a jungle out there
Whoah oh no it's a jungle out there
Flesh blood palmtree nightmare

Patrol the parameter
Cannibal Chimp
A tribe of strangers
Cannibal Chimp
Conflict for resource
Cannibal Chimp
Only one can survive
Cannibal Chimp

Whoah oh no it's a jungle out there
Whoah oh no it's a jungle out there
Whoah oh no it's a jungle out there
Flesh blood palmtree nightmare

Cannibal Chimp, Cannibal Chimp
Cannibal Cannibal Cannibal Chimp

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

I have not achieved expensing one good meal in Belgium this time. This sucks, however the lady in the hotel restaurant gave me an extra steak because my first one looked a little small.

― Ed, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

ok everyone, i once posted a picture of henry rollins and ian mackaye that looked just like a pic of me and christian, that i also posted. i looked through some DC threads, but i cant find it. anyone? anyone? here is the pic of me and CH, linked exactly as i did before:

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/38/62/812683/22246120641208l.jpg

― 69, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rockphiles.com/all_images/Act_Images/SteelyDan/steely_dan260.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

― ghost rider, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

lollllllllllllz

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

zing-a-ling-a-ding-dong

― 69, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

new poll everyone!

― 69, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

Nougat, Torrones, Fools

― Ed, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://oliverwillis.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/03/queen.jpg

― daria-g, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

CAn you keep her and her wretched family. At least one will join your army, that's got to be worth taking the rest of them?

― Ed, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

Yo dudes I got an inside tip that tomorrow is FREE LIQUOR night at ARTOMATIC which is in Crystal City but FREE BOOZE + 90,000 square feet of I guess "art" and some performance pieces or some such shit will be going on I think

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

we should also go to the revolving bar if we're going to cc

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

well yeah I mean the art is only until 1am so of course revolving bar has to figure in somehow, when is last call in arlington again?

also FIRE DANCING IN THE COURTYARD

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

i'll be there for sure

― daria-g, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

what should i get for dinner. not nougat or hummus

― daria-g, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Sushi?

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

can't.. make.. decisions..

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/341/spacearp2ka4.jpg

― daria-g, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

I ordered something called "garganelli" (I think) at an Italian restaurant this weekend. It was good, but I just kept thinking about Smurfs while I ate it.

Maybe it's best to just get Chinese.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

yo dar1a rock some ethiopian that's what i'm about to do

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

ETHIOPIAN YUM

GOING HOME TO EAT NOW,YAY

― HI DERE, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/483225438_07a85542f5.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

wait no
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/483225438_07a85542f5.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

wtf

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

haha wait i'm posting as tom, he has imgs turned off, doens't he? sorry.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/483225438_07a85542f5.jpg

― ghost rider, Friday, 4 May 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

I thought abt getting ethiopian @ dukem but.. didn't want anything too oily and heavy.. so i went to the health food cafe on pennsylvania ave (the pour house is overflowing with hill staffers, i don't know if for debate watching or beer specials) and got a spinach avocado wrap and kombucha tea

john mccain just made some remark abt following someone to the gates of hell that unfortunately was not a deadpan joke

http://www.hairyfishnuts.com/hecubus.jpg

guiliani is going to win the nomination just because he's the only one that can answer a question without making everyone feel uncomfortable b/c of awkwardness

― daria-g, Friday, 4 May 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/483225438_07a85542f5.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

guys i have centerfield by john fogerty in my head--wtf.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

what you need is to listen to EFFIGY by CCR

― 69, Friday, 4 May 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

what i need is a bath and like oh more than 3 hrs sleep

― 69, Friday, 4 May 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

challah

DC i love you and youre making me erect

― 69, Friday, 4 May 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/483225438_07a85542f5.jpg

― Dr Pow, Friday, 4 May 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/218/483181636_065cb4cc89_b.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

wait wait i retract that statement, i meant to say this
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/483225438_07a85542f5.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even HAVE any ccr

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/483225438_07a85542f5.jpg

― alkie cat, Friday, 4 May 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

:D
8080
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/483225438_07a85542f5.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

ok i should stop demanding MORE booze at this point

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

you are owners of longcat???

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/dude-34672.jpg

― deeznuts, Friday, 4 May 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lU-kDLMmXE&mode=related&search=

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 4 May 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

yo that video is something special

― 69, Friday, 4 May 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha awesome

― HI DERE, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

guys I had Twix for breakfast

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

it ruled

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

i had coffee for breakfast

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

twix is sweet

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

hey hey, hey hey, i'm gonna fuck you up today
hey hey, hey hey, i'm gonna get fucked up today

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

more like hey hey, I don't have any beer
hey hey, later I will have many beers

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

see how mine is more fun and accurate

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

i'm having a hangover for breakfast.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

my latter statement is v. v. accurate

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

i just got spam that says only this:

Mr. STARTET DIE HAUSSE!?

and it's making me laugh way too much

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

i can't wait for today to be over. it's payday, i've got both discs of "we jam econo" waiting for me at home, a fridge full of lasagna, and i'm going to get a half a rack of pbr and celebrate not having to go to work tomorrow by getting so loaded that i couldn't go to work tomorrow even if i had to.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

i've got both discs of "we jam econo" waiting for me at home

awesome! doc is fine, but the footage is radsville

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

still haven't seen american hardcore :-/

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

i've heard the doc kind of sucks, no new ground being covered and it skips over a lot of stuff. i really want to see the live footage from SIXTY TWO SHOWS??!?!?? how is that even possible without mtv style jump cuts?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i don't give a fuck about the narrative - i'm pretty sure it'll blow and i've got the gist of things already (too much "man this was pure music we were totally extreme blah blah blah too bad about those meatheads post-85"); i just want the footage.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

the acoustic blowout part is so awesome and hilarious

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

keith morris's dreadlocks to thread

― Mr. Que, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

flipper is in it for like 2 minutes, and id seen the footage on youtube, but i still cheered in the theater.

― 69, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

fuck you guys and your undanceable bullshit

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

dude slam dancing

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

we'd go drink and pogo

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

dude TOMBOT guitars!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

i don't actually like this thread anymore

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

goodbye!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

HARDCORE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/4007_12_hawkgoodbye.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

being an asshole means getting to say sorry on a constant basis

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

if only someone could make a flipper-associated lolcat we could squash this beef

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

mr que, did you dl that television stuff?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

YES IT IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU KEVIN

― Mr. Que, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit that live version of Double Exposure! And all of that Eno stuff makes all the songs new--which is good because I've listened to those songs for what, 14, 15 years ehhhhhh--so yes, awesome!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

um hey can you send me a link to that plz?

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

well ally, i tried...

http://www.ladaplihalova.com/TRIKO_FW.gif

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

goddamn it

http://www.schmittent.com/webpic-video-Jones Cat Coyote.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

beartrap- cool, i wasn't sure if it even worked because win rar shit the bed when i was compressing it. it SAID it was 100% but it also hung my system so... anyway, glad you like it. that girl also gave me another disc labeled "television first farewell show bottom lounge, nyc 7/29/78". i haven't listened to it yet but if it's any good i'll put that up too.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

um hey can you send me a link to that plz?

http://www.sendspace.com/file/mf6u7t

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

bless

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

Awesome, Kevin. ZR I emailed you the links.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

― Mr. Que, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

excuse me, "the bottom line, nyc" the bottom lounge is a bar in chicago.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

it would appear there is a 15 minute 47 second version of marquee moon on here. i think i might be too hungover to deal with this right now.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

sound quality sucks, it's a crowd recording, not from the soundboard. i'm not gonna bother putting this up.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

hm actually that website w/the hardcore cat trapping shit is both awesome and depressing. awesome because it's got tons of videos with names like this:

CALLING THE ELUSIVE COYOTE
FULL TIME SHANG’N
GET THE NET!!! - HARDCORE TROTLINE FISHING (Wayne's World? srsly?)
The ART of PROFESSIONAL BEAVER CONTROL
OTTER’LY SIMPLE

and depressing because it's all about catching and skinning said animals!

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

AFTER THE CATCH ... $39.95
PRO FUR HANDLING for the FUR TRAPPER & HUNTER
The ultimate fur-handling video! If you’re new to trapping or a crusty old veteran, this video is sure to put money in your pocket. It is a 4 hour 2 volume video set, covering land and water animals. Proper skinning, fleshing, and stretching as well as drying and fur storage is included in the video. Basic trap sets for canines and cats as well as mink and otter are also shown to get the new trappers started off on the right foot. Everything you need to know in order to handle coyote, bobcat, red and grey fox, raccoon, skunk, river otter, mink, muskrat, and beaver. This is a fun plus educational video that anyone will enjoy. Shows the small things that make a big difference.

o rly?

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

The ART of PROFESSIONAL BEAVER CONTROL

deborah jean palfrey?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/fractals/collect/1995/FOCUS.GIF

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

izzat from noize geometry thread?

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

i googled focus - not sure why.

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

good decision

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://data.tumblr.com/1431228_400.jpg

― mookieproof, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

great, something else I fucked up and forgot

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/12/93850388_00ec00d22f.jpg

― alkie cat, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

yay no pants day!

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

my roommate has foisted another unannounced, unwanted kegger at my house again. do i (a) punch him in the face (b) make a scene when the party's at critical mass, resulting in (a) or (c) just fucking roll with it, maaaaan, maybe there will be chicks there

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

― Mr. Que, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

b, obviously. can i hang out here today?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

I WOULD GO W/C

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

man what a poop friday this is turning out to be

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

d) cockblock your asshat roomate at every turn, then sleep with the girl he has the biggest thing for.

― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

ignore kenan, there's no reason to resort to douchebaggery.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

no, seriously, go with C, after you yell at him about it before the party. Then you're righteous AND cool about it.

― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

My latest spam gem: "dead drunk girls group fucked on a party".

― Laurel, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Underaged first-time anal is one thing, but there's necrophilia spam now??

― Laurel, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus.

― G00blar, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

I think "dead" is meant as an adjective modifying "drunk"

― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

"fucked on a party" is more suspicious. Or more abstract.

― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

I just got one that started "over all manner of break-neck places, a party of english people get in" which is pretty coherent and seems like it could be kind of exciting to read about.

REALLY KENAN IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK THEY MEAN OH SHIT

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1986/user7561159247906cv0.jpg

― alkie cat, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Oh that is the future right there

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

why is that cat wearing a parachute?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

in case he needs to dismount?

― G00blar, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

oh wow, this is beautiful:

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― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

omg its them the mice sitting on a cat sitting on a dog - i have seen them with my eyes in person - i have spoken to their disgruntled trainer.

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

WHO iS IN CHARGE

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

the mice

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/199/484047863_1358ccd2bc.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

he had a generic sort of new-age hippie look hemp cloths and whatnot when i asked him how he did it trained them with food or whatever he bitterly: no i use their own natural psychology besides they get all the food the want they get everything they want.

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

i gave him a dollar

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

then i came back w/my camera and they were gone

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

she's on a hidden tableau

― mookieproof, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

i came back from my infuriating lunchbreak to find a tiny little laptop sitting on my desk.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

what did you have for lunch

― mookieproof, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

how tiny is it

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

i had no lunch
it is very tiny

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

wow

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

is it made of wood and polished brass

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

thats funny cause i came back from my infuriating lunch break to find a tiny little laptop sitting on my desk with a tiny little ipod sitting on top of it and a tiny little flash key on top of that. sweird.

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

this image keeps making me laugh:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2553/nerdjy8.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

what are we doing this evening, you nerds!

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

daria said she is down for artomatic? alkie rider appears down with rotating bar in crystal city? waht happens

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

i'm going to be busking on a street corner in chinatown

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna be punching my roommate and laying his girl

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

....at the SAME TIME

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

hardcore, high fives

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm...uh...I have no plans. Yet.

― Laurel, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

then i have to study my BRANES OUT

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

i've got some movies that i'm probably going to sleep through unless i have some help. if help arrives i'll probably go out and get loaded.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

I thought you were going home to sleep. O you early morning good intentions....

― Laurel, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna be punching my roommate and laying his girl
....at the SAME TIME

you are such a turn-on.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

dude, i know

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

i've got some movies that i'm probably going to sleep through unless i have some help. if help arrives i'll probably go out and get loaded.

-- chicago kevin, Friday, May 4, 2007 1:16 PM (8 minutes ago)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I thought you were going home to sleep. O you early morning good intentions....

-- Laurel, Friday, May 4, 2007 1:18 PM (7 minutes ago)

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

Too many probablys

― Laurel, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

two, separated by an if.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

how is it possible that food made my hangover worse?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

the food was terrible?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

it was a turkey & provolone sub on wheat, wasn't great but damn. i feel like a bag of ass now.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

I kinda want to visit Chicago just to do 5-day bender with kevin.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

sounds good! i swear, i was only going out for three beers last night. i was going to clean my filthy apartment. instead it was a poor choice marathon that took me to three bars and lasted nine hours.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

the poor choices of Mr Bad Example.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

actually as far as mr. bad example's history of poor choices go last night wasn't too bad. no real mistakes with any sort of lasting consequences.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

i just should have not gone out. or maybe only gone to one or two bars.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

the tacos at la pasadita were a tremendous idea however.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

what are we doing this evening, you nerds!

-- TOMBOT, Friday, May 4, 2007 1:52 PM (59 minutes ago)

i'm not sure why anyone bothers posting this question anymore

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

i'll def be @ artomatic around 7.. can stay a while or go somewhere else

― daria-g, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

i'd be willing to go to crystal city but i can't stay out v late

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

ally is you still coming to boston?

― jessie monster, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

yeah! i arrive on saturday, tho i'm working most of the day sunday :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

I will be up around that area tomorrow afternoon for HAIRCUTS.

― jessie monster, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

oh awesome!! is yr e-mail on ilx the right one for you? i can give you my # and if you have some time we can meet up. i have no idea if/when anyone else might want to do anything, it seems like ppl are busy this weekend.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

yesssss it is correct.

― jessie monster, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

lol you won't be able to go to bars!

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

SIX DAYS.

― jessie monster, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

haha uh we can buy an $80 bottle of jack from room services and have a hotel party

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

OR WE CAN FLASK IT IN A COFFEESHOP LIKE 17 YEAR OLDS which would be totally awesome too

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

or we can go to bukowski's/the pour house and you can drink beer and I can eat a burger and look sad.

― jessie monster, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

I snuck beer into the movie theatre last night.

― jessie monster, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

that is the best way to watch a movie. we had whiskey at ghost rider!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

but ghost rider has whiskey all the time

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

2 bottles!

― 69, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

and we drank those two bottles

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

and then we drank some more

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

those were the good days

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

anticipation, it's making me wait.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

ALLY TXT ME FOR DINNER

― HI DERE, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

OK I WILL TXT WHEN I GET IN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

someon txt me some dinner, i don't feel like cooking ;_;

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

you guys drank TWO BOTTLES of whiskey in the movie theater???????

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

gangsta

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

lolz @ my boss signed in on my coworker's AIM screenname, informing her friends she is going to be fired (not really).

― jessie monster, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

ok my boss is already calling me on my cell phone wtf i only gave him the number liek a half hour ago so he can call to arrange meeting sunday morning in boston wtf wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

HE MISSES YOU.

― jessie monster, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

he wants me to come to dinner with him tomorrow! ;_;

i said no :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

stick it to the MAN, man!

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/483225438_07a85542f5.jpg
revolving bar tonite it is

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.madeinfirenze.net/foto/zoffoli030b.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/5/4/f_comic21013m_a3081fa.png

― brian miller, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

HORSEY BIRTHDAY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/429777070_7b072bb219_b.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

fat four-eyed pets

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

the VP of the co. just handed me a corona OK dude!

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, not my fav, but whatever happy cuatro de mayo

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

I would go for a corona right now!

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

I already had one. Have moved on to an office-quality margarita.

― Laurel, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

me too! i'm still in school!

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

BEARTRAPPIN

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

maybe i will stop off for a beer.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

maybe i'll just sit at home and drink an entire bottle of makers

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

Where is the place for beer?

a) Temperance Hall
b) Big Hunt
c) Crystal City

― brian miller, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

God I want a cigarette a cigarette this margarita is making me need to SMOKE.

― Laurel, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know! i have been trying to sort that out actually. i would go any of those places for drinks.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

wait i dunno i've been to the big hunt already 2 or 3x this week, i vote either a or c

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

maybe that's what i need, a cigarette.

or a margarita.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

i would meet for trinken but i am getting dinner with @nnie - lets hang sunday night maybe? im going to see my super-sick gma on sunday, and i will probably want to get a beer or five after that...

― 69, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.statelibrary.tas.gov.au/tasimg/nov1999/normal/AUTAS001126075019.jpg

― brian miller, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

ok i think temp hall, 7ish? is the best option after some mental deliberation but will dar1a have a problem getting up there?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

nah i has a car

― daria-g, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

a car, i has it

― daria-g, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

i bet my roommate will be drunk by the time i get home this evening.

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

:D ok i will come by temp hall later then, i gotta go home pack a couple things and make dinner first

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

i bet my roommate will be drunk by the time i get home this evening.

well that should make the punching that much easier.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

what if he SHOOTS me

― river wolf, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

somtimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull, and cut a six inch valley in the middle of my skull

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, 5 May 2007 07:00 (eighteen years ago)

at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train runnin through the middle of my head

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, 5 May 2007 07:01 (eighteen years ago)

then i'm like PLANE IN THE MORNING and i'm all go away freight train i guesssssss

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, 5 May 2007 07:01 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know that last song there.

― chicago kevin, Saturday, 5 May 2007 07:08 (eighteen years ago)

ysi?

― river wolf, Saturday, 5 May 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

how did it happen again

― river wolf, Sunday, 6 May 2007 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

ok ok ok so my company is nothing but irresponsible idiots and somehow i'm the most responsible and intelligent of the bunch and i'm like wtf i spent the night before the conference drinking cans of champagne and watching spongebob and some cartoon claiming to be the replacements until 2am+ how did you guys somehow BEAT me in being an asshole.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

cans of champagne?

― mookieproof, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

btw today's opera performance = A++, would perform again ^_^

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

cans of champagne, a francis ford coppola production.

srsly my boss scheduled a meeting with me in the VERY EARLY AM and then failed to show, calling me after we were suppoesd to meet (ie WELL after i was up and out of bed insanely early prior to the conference) because he went out and got trashed. this is one thing, but it's another thing to spend the next EIGHT HOURS bragging about it to everyone you possibly can talk to, including ppl you call on the phone, at a business function. then he invented a road trip to jersey that me and him are going on. lookin forward to that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

other than that tho :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

another hilarious thing: my boss's boss didn't show until 3 PM to the conference, came in very importantly and urgently says that he has to tell us all something. that something was the fact that roger clemens is a yankee again. he then says, "ok! i'm going back to the hotel guys, see you at the bar tonight!" and leaves.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

fuck that guy

― mookieproof, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

ahahaahahah i hope to never have a job again

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

eh :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

btw: http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?lang=uk

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

it's too late to be this fucked up on a sunday night. brain hurts.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 07:04 (eighteen years ago)

it's too early to be this not-in-bed on a monday morning

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

my boss's boss didn't show until 3 PM to the conference, came in very importantly and urgently says that he has to tell us all something. that something was the fact that roger clemens is a yankee again. he then says, "ok! i'm going back to the hotel guys, see you at the bar tonight!" and leaves.

pimpin, not easy.

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

ain't dat da troof

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

A world become one
Of salads and sun
Only a fool would say that
A boy with a plan
A natural man
Wearing a white stetson hat
Unhand that gun begone
There's no one to fire upon
If he's holding it high
He's telling a lie

I heard it was you
Talkin' 'bout a world
Where all is free
It just couldn't be
And only a fool would say that

The man in the street
Draggin' his feet
Don't wanna hear the bad news
Imagine your face
There is his place
Standing inside his brown shoes
You do his nine to five
Drag yourself home half alive
And there on the screen
A man with a dream

I heard it was you
Talkin' 'bout a world
Where all is free
It just couldn't be
And only a fool would say that

Anybody on the street
Has murder in his eyes
You feel no pain
And you're younger
Then you realize

I heard it was you
Talkin' 'bout a world
Where all is free
It just couldn't be
And only a fool would say that

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

word is bond

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

YO LISTEN UP: I will be in yr city takin yr buses as of Friday eve. So excited guys!

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

dude don't take the buses waht

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

some people need those buses, to get crushes

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Daer Hi Dere and Schef,

Just so you know, margeruleps or juleritas or whatever were consumed on Cinco de Mayo, and they were v v pretty.

Details later, because now I have to go to work.

― John Justen, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

I need them for getting there, the train is mucho dinero.

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

finals sux. :(

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

those buses are not ours they belong to china

― I DIED, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

chinatown runs buses to dc now?

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

greytown chinahound

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

omg grad students who break one stapler and then need my assistance to use another.

omg some idiot in china class convincing professor to give us 10 questions and ask five of them on the exam--YOU HAVE MADE THE EXAM HARDER JACKASS.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

lol collage sry

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.examiner.com/images/ap/da654e3c-3cd3-4205-ae7f-53d246c92624.jpg

― daria-g, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

whoa look what the kitten did to that neighborhood

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Daer Hi Dere and Schef,

Just so you know, margeruleps or juleritas or whatever were consumed on Cinco de Mayo, and they were v v pretty.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

lol i didn't bother showing up to work until 11 guys

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

i mean i was up but i wanted to listen to lcd soundsystem and "i think we're alone now" instead

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

yo schef you want more steely dan records for your birthday right

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/tornadocat.jpg

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

no i want this: http://www.timelife.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=9572

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

i have that

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

its on oink - highly recommended

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

i watched the infomercial like 5 times - utter absorbing

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

OK LOL
http://www.reellifewithjane.com/images/wallace&gromit1.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

I have never seen this infomercial, is it only broadcast in Boston

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

the informercial is amazing, it's like air supply's talk show. YOU ARE SO RIGHT, ANGELA! THIS IS AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

NO WAIT FUCK IT DISC 2 HAS A HORSE WITH NO NAME ON IT, I HATE THAT SONG A LOT, FORGET IT. FUCK YOU AIR SUPPLY.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

wait disc 2 also has sailing on it. so torn.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

haha I wondered if you were going to notice that. don't worry, you can take individual songs out of the album playlist when you put them on an iPod. Also, I promise to only sing along with that tune when you are not around.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

well fuck you you can't pick a birthday present and be all like "no wait not that birthday present" that is a lot of crap

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

lol this collection has my secret favorite song ever on it :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

my other favorite part about the informercial is that they kept playing the beginning of the pina colada song but like never actually would admit that the pina colada song was on the collection.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

and theres just something abt that music - like the complete rigid fascist commitment to mellowness - when you hear tons of five second clips of those songs played back to back to back on the infomercial - its just, well... magical.

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

the ultimate seventies: 1977 disc that you get for free with it is basically amazing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

ok im listening to it right now

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

how caribbean queen didnt make the cut ill never know

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

too much groove

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

i am convinced, and will steal this collection this evening.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

lol this collection has my secret favorite song ever on it :D

tell us.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

lol this collection has my secret favorite song ever on it :D

ok waht is it

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

you guys have to guess

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

"Love Will Keep Us Together" by Captain and Tennile

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

sAILING

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

no tho they are both pretty good choices.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm Not In Love" by 10cc

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

omg this guy joshua kadison

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

She asks me how the cat's been, I say, "Moses he's just fine"
But he used to think about you all the time
We finally took your pictures down off the wall

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

i'll give you guys a hint, it is on "Classic Soft Rock: More Than a Feeling"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

dust in the wind

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

"Africa" by Toto.

If this is not the answer, it should be.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

this is it by kenny loggins

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

Did anyone else get suckered into buying that Time Life/Rolling Stone Magazine "Best Rock Ever In The World Ever" collection that had shit like old Bonnie Raitt and "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" for some inexplicable reason?

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

omg Tombot doesn't know? How are you ever going to win on the newlywed game?!

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

kenan wins

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

also i would never buy ANY cd that had "little miss can't be wrong" on it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/images/gays_mock_god.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahah the schef's actual favorite song just came on the tv in here

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

wait your office is playing africa?! or is there a different favorite song because i admit there is at least 57 of them.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.heinz.com/images/hnz_57sauce_10oz-2.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

listen I know a lot about Africa by Toto and nowhere in Africa by Toto does a crazy cokehead tell you to turn around bright eyes, even though africa by toto is pretty awesome, in a prequel to born slippy kind of way

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

i should put out a time life series of my favorite songs.

OMG TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART IS ONE OF MY OTHER FAVORITE SONGS EVER

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

"Sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti" <--- this is like duran duran level lyrics right here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

omg that keyboard vamp/tinkly part in africa - rick ross is on line one he says its important

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

seriously you were talking about africa by toto the whole time? they're both on the more than a feeling one

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

i was just listening to total eclipse of the heart this morning actually when i decided it was time to just listen to music in my underwear instead of go to work

beartrap lol i was talking about africa by toto but the thing is that BOTH answers are actually right

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

actually all of these answers are right, who am i kidding

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

if you guys didn't know already one of our main goals as a couple is to break the guinness record for number of differently-sourced rips of The Cars' "Drive" in a single iTunes library

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

what are you even talking about

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

you know what is funny is that a lot of my mp3s from my laptop are tagged badly so when they go on the ipod they are all fucked up in how they are organized so i think that they aren't on my ipod and i'm like "wtf why is my favorite song not on my ipod" and i go and redownload it and then it's like lol 18 copies of "kung fu" by ash on my ipod how did this get here i am not good with mp3.

also lol at me listening to all 18 copies saturday at the airport.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

HEYO I LOVE ASH. Someone at my office has that album on iShare and I am roffling all the way to the headphone jack.

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

dude kung fu is such an awesome song also tim wheeler was totally cute

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

i hate when i'm making an on the go playlist and wind up picking a song i didn't mean to pick because i have 3 different versions of a black lips song or i have the goddamn dirtbombs covering the cheater slicks or whatever.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh i wsa having that problem for a while, i basically went through and got rid of live versions of most songs because usually those are not the versions i want to hear on the metro, and it was starting to make it crazy to find things on the ipod.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

I hate it when I keep getting jobs where I am not allowed to have an iPod or music with me at my desk ever because there is an outside chance I would decide to break all these laws and download national secrets onto it for transport out of the controlled access area

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

guys also regular intake of vitamin D appears to affect a stronger reduction in your overall chances of getting cancer than the increased chances you incur by smoking

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

not if you get blown up at a rave by a cancer-causing mercury-triggered dirty bomb.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

tom, i can't connect my ipod to my workstation anymore either. i remedy that by connecting the external speakers to the headphone jack. drains the battery pretty harshly though.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

"blown up at a rave by a dirty bomb" is the new "he died"

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Do you have an outlet charger? You could plug it in with your other desk electronics and play through speaks at the same time.

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.

DAD: O.K.

GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.

DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.

UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.

DAD: We all are.

MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.

DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.

MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.

FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!

DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.

MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!

DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!

MOM: Now everything is fine.

DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.

MOM: There was a big sex.

FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!

(Everybody laughs.)

MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!

GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?

ALL: Yes.

GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

mom otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

no, no outlet charger. that's going on the shopping list though. this is a new policy put in place in the last week or two, every external storage medium has be encrypted now. millions of thumb drives just became key fobs here.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

wait by "mom otm" i meant "that is my mom being spoken about"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

you can get ipod stuff like that from radioshack now.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

beartrap to kevin hahaha what a lot of crap, are they seriously going to demand every DVD-R with the workstation ghost image on it be encrypted? good job thoughtful IA policy dipshit fucks

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

UHH no more job talk

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Kung Fu do what you do to me
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong
With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Last night Jackie Chan came around
I played pool with him and we hung out
Mr. Miagi and the X-men
Called in for a while as well

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Gary Glitter!
Scooby Doo!
Rock McMurray!
And last but not least
Ladies and gentleman
I give you...
JOHNNY WONG!

Kung Fu do what you do to me
I can't live without my Kung Fu movies
'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road'
My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed

Oh I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he's in love with you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

rediculumous, i know. the acting cio here basically said he was going to ignore the directive because it's so impractical it's bound to be reversed.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

let's go see spiderman

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

gallery place has the most showings

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

uptown 10:15?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

wait are we going tonight??? i mean pplz should all come to see spidermans.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, tonight, all people

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

ok but no one said they could go tonite, ppl do trivias tonight and stuff

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

i was thinking like wednesday or friday

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

or tomorrow

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

thurs doesn't work because i think they have work bullshit nonsense again but i'm not sure because no one tells me anything

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

I thought the only person still doing trivia was JLbomb

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

he should come to spidermans

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT IS WRONG WITH GMAILS THAT NO ONE RECEIVES MY CHATS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: i used to sing "africa" in this band i used to be in back in colorado

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

i haven't received a single chat

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

from you

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

i ignored the person i was chatting with for 54 minutes. it was working fine 54 minutes ago. for me anyway.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

i cannot send a chat, to anyone but jon williams

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

everyone else, it says "so and so has not received your chats"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

the only person i ever gchat with is laurel

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

i would chat with all this peeps, but i don't knows ya

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

i would gchat with all this etc

i only ever gchat with jw

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know his gmail

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

wizardisfattey

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

you can add me on gchatz as
jon
at
wizard
is
hungry
per10d
youknowcom

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

ok now gchat's pulling the same shit with me

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

didya miss me?

― Ed, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

yes

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

WELCOME BACK

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

btw ed that was you that texted me friday night or whenever talking about how the "banger goatee is a hit" right?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

i read "per10d" as per-ten-d, or "pretend" I was like "pretend you know com? The fuck's that?"

Took me a while.

― Will M., Monday, 7 May 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

http://www.fborfw.com/strip_fix/strips/2007/may/m2k/070507erg.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

GRANDPA JIM 8080808080808080808080808080808080

― ghost rider, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

WHY ARE THEY BLINKING???????????

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

they're not blinking, they're both obviously on crank.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

I love gchat at work, it is so sneaky. Also I love how the smileys turn right-side up. I bug Laurel a lot.

OK FIRST (AND MOST DIFFICULT, OR AT LEAST THE ONE I CARED ABOUT THE MOST) FINAL IS DONE, DO I:

a) Smoke a bowl (turn to pg. 31)
b) Take a nap (turn to pg. 98)
c) Study for exam tomorrow (turn to pg. 2)

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

i'd pick nap

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

i am having the same adventure!

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

i might turn to page 31

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

PG. 31

YOU ARE EATEN BY A BEAR.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

PG. 98

LINDSAY LOHAN DOES COKE OFF YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODY.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

ok i'm glad i picked b then

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

man, page 98 is the best on a couple different levels, eh?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder what would happen if you got coke all stuck up in your belly button.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

belly button swirlie courtesy of ms. lohan.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

There...wouldn't be as much room for regular lint?

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

I think you would probably get a rash.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

i think you'd probably die, is how i understand these things to work

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

i think i would probably spend about 20 minutes just poking myself in the tummy and being weirded out that i can't feel anything.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

noo, that's what happens if you are eaten by a bear. beartrap

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

I used to be really convinced that if I stuck my finger far enough into my belly button I could touch my insides.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

it feels totally weird if you poke yourself in the belly button, like your belly button is connected to all of your body's nerves or something

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

really? if it didn't involve unbuttoning my shirt and shedding the t-shirt beneath it i'd give it a try right now.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

its true abt the belly button being super nervy

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

it is totally true!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

u r wierd ppl

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

kevin just lift your shirt up.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

whoah i just dug a payload out of there

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

i think you'd probably die, is how i understand these things to work

-- pretzel walrus, Monday, May 7, 2007 4:11 PM (4 minutes ago)

i think i would probably spend about 20 minutes just poking myself in the tummy and being weirded out that i can't feel anything.

-- chicago kevin, Monday, May 7, 2007 4:12 PM (4 minutes ago)

ok hilarious, that is also what I plan to do after I die

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

kevin just lift your shirt up.

ok, i must be dead inside because i felt nothing.
does this mean i have no soul?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

well my belly button is really deep, maybe that is part of the thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

haha chicago kevin got blown up at a rave

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

your soul lives in your bellybutton.

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

SOULLESS.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Cutting off the Turbette
Posted By: Dexter Manley on 05-07-2007 4:25 pm Report as shockingly offensive

I need some advice - My older brother just went through a bad divorce. For a while he was doing alright, hunting cougars, getting drunk and puking on carpets, etc. But now he seems to have stooped to a new low and is dating a turbette. I feel bad for him and know that he is only doing this because he is trying to get over the divorce, but I cannot just stand by and let him continue to make this horrible mistake. Any tips for ending this debacle?

let's invent what this euphemism must mean

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

what's a turbette?

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

BOMB THE LION

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

ask rolling gay thread 2007

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

do you guys really not know what cougars are?

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

listen some of us never worked in a kitchen with guns

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/renaseveados/bear_pride2.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

of course we do, we've all been to a zoo

SRSLY tho i want to invent a new euphemism that uses that phrase.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

squirrels were the problem, there, though

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

cougars is in urban dictionary already. I am far more interested in defining turbette.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

no, that's my point! "cougar" IS a euphemism!

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

turbette's syndrome

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

also a turbette is like the same thing as bridge and tunnel or guidette or jersey trash as far as i can tell.

I WANT TO MAKE IT A NEW EUPHEMISM, LIKE REPLACE IT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FUNNIER IN CONTEXT OF THAT POST

sheeeeesh forget it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

river wolves have lots of experience hiding from cougars.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

"cutting off the turbette" = cockblock

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

turbette = female turbo, is my guess

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

a cougar is a female equivelant of a chickenhawk.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

oh ok nevermind just forget it

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

this was a debacle

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

i have the phone number of a cougar :-/

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

hunting cougars = lookin' for love in all the wrong places

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not looking for love, u dummy

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

I really half-assed this one, substituted a font for my normal arduous letter-by-letter cut and paste.

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/5/7/f_fbfw050707m_b0ad885.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

COME ON. FREESTYLE.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

omg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

guys there are knife salesmen in my house??????????

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

ok your house is a constant source of confusing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

buy one. good for hunting cougars.

― I DIED, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

ask them which knives are best for throwing and which are best for killing men.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

wait no it is a vacuum salesman and my roommate i think is BUYING ONE

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^^ TRUE

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

ok that is not as cool

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

HE IS TRYING IT OUT

"do these have to have paper bags in 'em?"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

unless it was the Oreck guy from the Oreck commercials. That'd be pretty cool.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

"pretty cool little transmission they've got in this thing"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

is it one of those awesome futuristic bagless models?

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

"so what do you think is worse for your carpets? all this hair, or all the dirt and sand stuff?"

"oh, dirt and sand, definitely!"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

sand?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

"sand"

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

remember when Lucy bought a vacuum from a door-to-door salesman, and then Ricky got mad and made her go out and try to sell it door to door to recoup the money?

You should totally do that to your roommate.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

we work on bikes in the living room sometimes

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

"coke"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

once i bought a vacuum from a crackhead who came to my door at 11pm when i lived in boston

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

"not gonna lie, you gotta talk an hour and a half about a vacuum cleaner, and you know, i'd rather just smoke a bowl or whatever"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

we turned a vacuum cleaner into a bong once. It was v. wasteful.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

"so this one time, i smoked some blueberry out of a three foot bong or whatever, trying to remember my words, somehow get into this $600k home, and all i can do is whisper 'dirt....it kills dirt...'"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING. ROOMMATE JUST OFFERED TO SMOKE HIM OUT

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

KEEP IT UP RIVER WOLF

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

o_0

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

START A THREAD

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

AND NOW THEY ARE HAGGLING ABOUT PRICE.....APPARENTLY IT IS A $1500 VACUUM CLEANER?

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

sorry guys, this is just sort of blowing my mind right now

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ cut it out

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

no dude you need to keep reporting on it, perhaps even take a picture

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

of both the vacuum and the dude and yr roommate smoking cheeba

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

THIS GUY IS NOT A VACUUM SALESMAN, HE JUST CONS COLLEGE KIDS OUT OF THEIR WEED. OBV.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

wtf does your roommate know you can get a $30 vacuum at target?

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

It's a Rainbow, isn't it. My parents let someone come and try to sell them one of those once, it really DID do an amazing job of getting the dust out (as evidence by the clean water turning FILTHY) but SRSLY for like $1100 almost ten years ago?? NO WAI

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

roommate is making him clean the whole carpet!

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

GO ROOMMATE.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

COUNTER CON BY ROOMMATE!!!!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

i love america

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

trying to figure out how to take pictures...

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

"that transmission is pretty awesome, not gonna lie"

"...yeah, it's a pretty badass vacuum"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kirby.com/Portals/0/Skins/kirby/images/home/main_home_image.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

wait you're a woman, river wolf?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/488866533_d421665ac4.jpg?v=0

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ coming to you live

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

no, but he does identify as an african american female.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

nice lightning bolt

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/488866445_49ed9f3629.jpg?v=0

i am not responsible for the decor

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahaha THIS IS AWESOME

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

ceiling fans rule dude

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

wait is yr roomie backwards baseball cap guy or cell phone back to us guy

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

MAKE HIM VACUUM THE DRAPES

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

guy sitting on couch, obscured by standing salesman

brtrps HE OFFERED TO VACUUM OUR MATRESSES

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

DO IT

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

also make him vacuum the ceiling fan

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

good job team

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

ooh snap, roommate just dropped the hammer...."thanks, dude, gotta get back to studying"

although, now they're talking about how you could use one of the attachments as a BB gun???

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

he is looking for BBs in his closet!!!!

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

dan you are full of good ideas

xpost WHAT NO KEEP HIM THERE HAVE DINNER WITH VACCUM GUY

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

just keep the vacuum man there with you forever, he can also be a roommate, i mean fuck, he has a vacuum.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

i wish we had some beer!

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

guys, it's a pretty fucking nice vacuum

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

it's too much money!!!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

"How does this work on upholstery? Could you clean a couch with it, like maybe this onee my roommate is sitting on?"

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Now I understand the promise of live blogging.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

"If I go out and get you some beer, could you show us how this could get dust bunnies from behind dressers and armoires?"

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

I am expecting rw's next post to be "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH MY EYE FUCK"

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Entertaining, but no "Fuck me in the ass" Couch

― milo z, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

make him shoot your roommate with a bb.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

btw people, i've never read the fuck me in the ass couch thread could someone find it or describe it to me so i can find it? thx

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

ok so we just shot BBs with the vacuum in the backyard

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

PICTURES

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

BEER

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

also, could someone synopsize it for me so i don't actually have to read it? thanks.

beertaps.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=28146

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

SYNOPSIS:

GEAR: My roommate is having loud sex on my couch because she doesn't know I'm home. I want food from the kitchen. What should I do?

ILX: (many standard comedy answers)

GEAR: Fuck it, I'm leaving my room.

(time passes)

GEAR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGH

ILX: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

uhoh getting awkward

"so, you gonna buy one?"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/488863262_072763a23b.jpg?v=0

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/228/488863370_2796a5f60b.jpg?v=0

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

she's gone from suck to blow!

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

The correct answer to "are you going to buy one?" is "are you staying for dinner?"

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

HI DOGGIE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

things are winding down, some small talk, some expression of regret

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

a promise of "i'll call you in the morning" and knowing that he never will...

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

FUN WHILE IT LASTED

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

they'll always have paris.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

they'll always have ~~paris.~~ my living room

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

omg my roommate jokingly offered to trade his motorcycle for the vacuum cleaner and dude's boss just called back and ACCEPTED. roommate in awkward backpedaling lolololol

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

RIDE YR VACUUM TO CLASS, SPORT

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

this is so elaborate

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

RIDE YR VACUUM TO CLASS, SPORT

why not, it's got a great transmission.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

"sorry man"

"no worries. bummer we didn't get the BBs to work....you know i'm going to try and sell you this thing until i leave, right?"

"yeah, i know"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

HAHA he is letting the guy SMELL THE WEED HE GOT LAST NIGHT

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

(sorry guys, i'm bored)

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

why not just trade weed for the vacuum

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

YES

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

that is being discussed as we speak

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

lol trade the HOUSE for the vacuum, that would be irony!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

jokingly, but it definitely got put on the table

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

oh river wolf u r a treat

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

this is gonna wind up with at least one person dead.

― I DIED, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

btw ed that was you that texted me friday night or whenever talking about how the "banger goatee is a hit" right?

this was not me

I blame gareth and his failure of a beard experiment.

― Ed, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

(on phone, pointedly) "yeah, the only reason he offered his bike is because he didn't think you'd take the deal....yeah, i know...well, i'm all packed up, you can pick me up whenever"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

oh c'mon, give him the motorcycle, i mean he has no ride!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

uhoh, now it's just me and guy

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

roommate has a test right now

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

where's your roommate? did vaccum guy shoot him with bb gun? get high.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

Offer him an omlette for it.

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

i guess they actually did end up smoking???

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

perfect time to entice him with omlettes, then.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

now i feel bad, the guy is standing on the sidewalk in front of my house, waiting for the boss to pick him up in his minivan

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

oh dude

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

smoking a cigarette

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

with his vacuum

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

awesome. awesome awesome awesome.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

i feel so helpless

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

dude you're trapped in a raymond carver short story

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

he has to work 5 more hours

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

please just go buy his vacuum

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

Give him a Hot Pocket.

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

i think you should give him two, at least, if you're hoping to trade them for the vacuum tho

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

i don't have that kind of money ;_;

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

or that kind of hot pockets

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

lol trade the HOUSE for the vacuum, that would be irony!

I give you my new short story, "The Gift of the High Guy".

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

it's a ploy though. his boss is probably right around the corner, waiting for you to CRACK and feel sorry for the guy and buy his $3000 vacuum

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

THIS JUST IN: FROZEN PEP PATTIES DELISH

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

i'd told him i'd buy one when "i was older, you know, like with a house and stuff"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

he has moved down the street a ways, out of view, to sit under a tree

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

and wait

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

this is breaking my heart into a million pieces

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

like an O. Henry story, this has a bittersweet ending.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

O Henry stories have twist endings

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

i hope the twist is river wolf gets high with the vacuum cleaner

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/214/488922812_e88dcc1458.jpg?v=0

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

AWESOME

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

guys i didn't even have any beers or anything :-/

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god that guy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

ride came, back on the beat

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

the twist is the guy isn't a vacuum cleaner salesman at all but a robber and he has stolen a vacuum and posed as a salesman to enter your house and avoid the police.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

that dude looks like 23.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

in person he looked like 19

...mostly because i think he is

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

awww life is hard in MT. :(

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

i want to adopt him

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

especially when yr "weed man moved to missoula last week"

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

can't blame him for wanting a taste of the big city.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

CAMPERS people have campers where you are! And one-story houses. I'd forgotten about these things.

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

plz also note the amount of BIRDSHIT on my car, birds cut it out

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

I was thinking that the vacuum cleaner was just THAT GOOD.

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

(ps: me cio)

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://photos-803.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v71/39/103/911080/n911080_34543803_5186.jpg

I hope this works

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

that costume is so fucking with that kitten

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

OMG DANGLY THINGS ABOVE MAH HEAD.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait guys did you see the picture of my fam's new puppy?

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

kitty will keep trying to attack the headset but it'll never catch it, it's just gonna be sad and pathetic

and no i did not

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

He's probably a mistreated indentured servant like the magazine sales kids.

― milo z, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/488778776_917a551906.jpg?v=0

i was wondering that, milo, because i've had one of the magazine kids come here before, but this guy was local (or so he claimed)

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

now dan has me worried that dude was here to scope our stuff for stealing

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kirby.com/Home/KirbyOpportunity/CollegeStudentsWanted/tabid/898/Default.aspx

― I DIED, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, me???? Dude, I just said to give him a Hot Pocker and that the vacuum made you spoog on yr car! Jessie said he was an OH NOES THIEF.

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

no, dan m, the other one

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

CURSE ALL THESE OTHER DANS

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

lolpocalypse @ "Hot Pocker"

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

No love for "spoog"?

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

First of all, it's "spooge". Second, no.

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

My weekend
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/488991407_cc02969041.jpg

― Ed, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

that is a pretty amazing picture but sadly no match for Abbott's basset hound pit bull crossbreed on the pit appeal thread

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ british merry go round

― I DIED, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

that puppy is cutest evar

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry dude, but the guy was just too non-vaccum-salesman looking to me. I guess I shouldn't stereotype.

― dan m, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.daytona500.com/handler.cfm/form,poll/cat_id,44231

― alkie cat, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.daytona500.com/images/CarsonDaly_lg.jpg

― alkie cat, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.daytona500.com/images/JasonLee.jpg

― alkie cat, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.daytona500.com/images/BradyQuinn.jpg

― alkie cat, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.daytona500.com/images/LeahRemini_lg.jpg

― alkie cat, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.daytona500.com/images/KellyRipa.jpg

― alkie cat, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.daytona500.com/images/CowboyTroy.jpg

― alkie cat, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.daytona500.com/images/MichaelStrahan_lg.jpg
http://www.daytona500.com/images/MichaelStrahan_lg.jpg
http://www.daytona500.com/images/MichaelStrahan_lg.jpg

― alkie cat, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

stop

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://a1272.g.akamai.net/7/1272/1121/20070108235055/www.drsfostersmith.com/images/Categoryimages/larger/lg-27591-37168P-cat.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

This is what I look like drinking fabulous margerita/mint julep hybrids with a puppy.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/189/489193847_4e3125822c.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

NOTE: THE PUPPY IS NOT ACTUALLY DRINKING THEM, IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH. OR SOMETHING.

Also, I would never feed a puppy alcohol. I only give booze to human babies.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

Okay you totally win everything.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

Hey DC fuxxors, Boxcar!!! to all y'all.

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

SOMEOME PLEASE CONFIRM THE BLINKING IN THE LAST FRAME BEFORE I COMMIT TO FULL-ON HALUCINATORY PSYCHOSIS.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:18 (eighteen years ago)

i so confirm

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

Creeeepy.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

So creeeepy.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

so wait, the margarita mint juleps were...good?!?! i'm going to have to try this myself then.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

How does one shot margarita mint juleps?

― Ed, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

one part margarita of your preference and one part mint julep

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

I will drink that.

― Ed, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

hang on are we in a flashback to yesterday brought on by the speed of alkie cat's picture posts or did I happen to see the boxcar comic and read the Kentucko de Mayo conversation yesterday thanks to an accident of quantum gravity in my mind? Is this how crazy Spiderman 3 was?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

ok srsly the drink conversation was had at indique, with me and brian and dar1a and alex, not on the internets

but yeah that is basically what spiderman 3 did to all of us, created accidents of quantum gravity.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

guys the michael strahan age 3 picture, it is important

― alkie cat, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

ffs i already went to the nascar website and voted for it!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

it is basically amazing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

how were spidermans

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Daer Hi Dere and Schef,

Just so you know, margeruleps or juleritas or whatever were consumed on Cinco de Mayo, and they were v v pretty.

Details later, because now I have to go to work.

-- John Justen, Monday, May 7, 2007 10:32 AM (23 hours ago)

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

spidermans was mind-blowing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

also seriously strahan is a precious dude but the Vernon Davis Option 2 beats all comers AFAIC

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

kids, who do you use to book airfare? i gotta get out of town.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

cheap travel kills thread dead.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

orbitz?

usually what I hear is that you go find the rate from an online agency and then book it on the airline's website. I forgot why though.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

don't use expedia

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

if you're just looking for airfare and not a hotel as well you should check airline websites first because often times places like travelocity and orbitz only offer the discounted rates if you purchase packages. but it depends on how soon you want to fly out, as well. airline sites are often shit if you are looking for short-notice tix.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

i don't use expedia. right now hotwire and travelocity are the cheapest but i'd have to fly united on the way home and i've sworn never to fly them again and i haven't for 8 years. oribitz is $30 more expensive but i could fly american both ways. actually, the same itinerary is $7 cheaper from AA.com.

fuck it, i guess i'm not going to san diego.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

southwest doesn't fly to san diego?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

southwest flys out of midway, there's no way i could get there after work in time for the last flight.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

ahhh bummerz. take a half day?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

plus even with swa's "nationwide sale" it was still only about $30 cheaper and i'd prefer to get my miles so i can use them on my trips to memphis or ny/boston.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

can't, i want to fly out july 3rd, i'm taking the 5th and 6th off already. if i could take another day off i'd take the 9th, 4th-8th are "peak travel days" and ticket prices are through the roof.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

also southwest is the worst airline in the entire universe

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

besides like, i don't know, maybe some shit like airtran or something.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

southwest gets me places for cheap.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

Ryanair, they took the swa model and bolted on an arrogant fuck of a CEO, sprinkled walmart style labour practices and travel from the most overcrowded airports in the world.

― Ed, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

they're hideously deceptive, not particularly good to their employees, and i've rarely noticed them being dramatically cheaper than any other airline unless you're going to one of their major hubs. i refuse to fly them unless it's basically a dire situation in which any other airline would double my ticket price (ie when i have to go to phoenix)

oh i've never flown ryanair but i've heard they're basically terrible??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno i don't think about airlines too much. they all seem the same to me. southwest is just like people's express before they went bankrupt. as long as the plane doesn't crash and i get there at a decent time.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

i love their ad where they make a big deal about the fact that on other airlines, watching the film or having a drink COSTS MONEY but on swa they will never charge you for those things! and i'm like that is because you do not offer drinks or films you torturous bastards.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

wait does southwest not have alcohol?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

I have found that only in rare circumstances are the 'budget airlines' cheaper, but I'm never really booking when the have the offers or inconvenient times. And, quite frankly, getting to an airport in half an hour rather than two hours is worth quite a lot to me.

― Ed, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

the last time i flew was the beginning of april out of laguardia, i passed out before we took off and had to be woken up by the flight attendant after we landed at o'hare. there's something to be said for being absolutely out of your mind at the airport.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

I always fly out of Laguardia and take a cab, and LGA is cheaper than JFK anyway. Sadly tho JetBlue doesn't fly anywhere I'm ever going (ie Michigan, usually).

― Laurel, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

laurel, jet blue is coming to chicago (if they aren't already here) it's only like $40 for a flight to grand rapids from here.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh, and off topic, from in the red:

Just a heads up.

JAY REATARD Night Of Broken Glass 12" EP

Four brand new songs from the man who needs no introduction. Just in time for his nearly two month European tour, here's four brand new songs guaranteed to blow you away, given you have taste. This EP was pressed in a black vinyl-only edition of 700. These are available on this website, the Shattered website and Jay's merch table only. Not available in stores. When these are gone we will not re-press.

VOLT S/T LP/CD

The debut album from France's incredible, the leaders of the current Cold Wave movement (or Glue Wave, if you read Victim Of Time) is an event that surpasses any and all hype that has preceded it. If you enjoy dense/harsh analog synths, even harsher guitars and subject matter that covers a pack of wolf-dogs barking, a romantic man in love with a nun, communicating without understanding, sex and new stuff, feast of snakes, couples, and mental paralysis. This stuff is so good you won't believe it!

MARK SULTAN The Sultanic Verses LP/CD

Mark Sultan (aka BBQ the one man band).....singer/guitarist of Mind Controls, drummer/singer of Les Sexareenos, singer of The Spaceshits, collaborator with The Deadly Snakes, Jack Oblivian and The Demon's Claws. The Sultanic Verses, his first album as 'Mark Sultan', foregoing the one man, Sultan decided to do an album recording many of the instruments himself and inviting friends to fill in the gaps. Recorded in Berlin and Montreal, the results are perfect. Proving his reputation as one of the world's finest rock'n'roll singers and songwriters, but also expanding his repertoire by throwing experimental, psychedelic and punk rock into his trademark mix of RnB, garage, soul and REAL rock'n'roll. The Sultanic Verses is 11 songs of creative genius that sets a new standard in modern music. A juke-box blowout of styles and effortless hits with NO FILLER AT ALL. Fans of The Velvet Underground, The Falcons, The Saints, Brian Eno, Eddie Cochran, The Human Expression, Phil Spector, Buddy Holly and great music in general, rejoice. But two copies for when the grooves wear out. Nobody does it like Mark Sultan.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, otm about the airport travel times and waits as well.

the only airline that has ever lost baggage on me is also swa, and they've done it more than once! though i'm not entirely sure that is swa's fault, or the fault of the people at bwi since it always seems to be a catastrophe to retrieve luggage at that shithole.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

awesome.

matter that covers a pack of wolf-dogs barking, a romantic man in love with a nun, communicating without understanding, sex and new stuff, feast of snakes, couples, and mental paralysis. This stuff is so good you won't believe it!

I love the French. Are Volt any good? I think I met the two chicks from the Splash 4 a looooooong time ago.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

oh bwi luggage retrieval is the worst

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

u.s. air lost my luggage from boston to dallas when i was there for work. me and the guy i was with had to call the dude we were supposed to meet and tell him we'd be late because we needed to buy clothes because what we were wearing smelled like a bar after last call.

xpost- a lot of people i know really really like volt, they just don't do it for me. i'm not as enthralled with the dissonant sound of synths as some are.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

do they have like mentally disabled people working baggage handling there or something? it's insane.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

oh bwi luggage retrieval is the worst

fact: i was once thrown out of logan airport for passing out on the baggage retrieval conveyor belt.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

i was detained by the massachusetts state police, questioned, then released. they did the good cop/bad cop routine where one of them really wanted to arrest me and the other was all "why don't we cut him a break".

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno golf looks like fun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciiNLUfsMWQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin%2Ecom%2F

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

ok so saturday before we go to rock 'n' roll hotel for my birthday we're going to go ride in golf carts

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

god i'm bored

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Wait what is rock'n'roll hotel plan??

― Laurel, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

motherfuckers at american raised the price $51.20 for that itinerary in the last 90 minutes. god damn pirates.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha pirates of the sky

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

fuck, i can't afford to go now. i just emailed my friend setting this thing up and i can't fucking go. what the fucking fuck you fucking dickheaded asshole fucks?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

fuck it, i bought it anyway.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

afford, schmafford

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Word

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/471343503_51653cfb0b.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

once that dog was a shield head

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/5/8/f_20049175200m_11d96e9.jpg

― I DIED, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

that's what i felt like yesterday ^^

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

new york i love you but your state legislative website blows chunks compared to like every other state

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lsb.state.ok.us/docs/email6.gif

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

oklahoma, you rule^^

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/490045496_c63b3a2b59.jpg http://farm1.static.flickr.com/215/489380221_0ac8821f9d.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh no flickrs do not make photo unavailable :(

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/489354352_f2bee69368.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/489378271_d763ba40ff.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.vidalicious.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/salt1.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

saddogsinpartyhats.com

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

why do ppl wanna put a hat on dogs.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

they don't like it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, that reads like a "Q:? A:!" setup.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Q: I CAN HAS BIRTHDAY HAT

A: SPACE COCAINE

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

do you like peppers?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/490085123_251ae178cc.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS omg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/490060804_2addbae74e.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

Shhhh I haz a seekrit

― Laurel, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

l-r: Madonna, Babyface

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

guys this is the most horrifying spam e-mail i have ever received

Hello my friend!I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://kingtouch.hk) are bad.Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..My dog and I are still alive :)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

This guy is completely 1-800.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

PASS IT ON:
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/animals/assets/shepherd.jpg

xposts: ;_;

― John Justen, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

wow what is going on there!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

frottage

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, just German Shepards being the worlds best at everything.

xpost: U A DICK.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

this asshole will not let you repost her creepy crap elsewhere so you have to follow the link ;_;
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maryannemc/143438797/

WTF!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

ok no

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

That German Shepard is the worlds best at being in desperate need of rescue.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

there are hundreds of photos of that poor dog posing with people with cat heads on. we should rescue this dog immediately, yes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

OK GUYS OMG
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/111/291928420_0ab1f8dc6a.jpg

this is the last one i will post but omg omg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.badcolonies.org/spaceballs.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

awesom^

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

i had fish tacos on friday!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bachmeiergsds.co.uk/murs.jpg

Ok, now I'm done too.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

oh man those dogs are the best

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dcist.com/attachments/dcist_sommer/2007_0508_arcade_fire.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

I DIED that picture needs some help

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/5/8/f_phonesm_83fbc83.jpg

― I DIED, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

U ROCK

Check's in the mail

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5662/arcadestrikeee7.jpg

― daria-g, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

ok this is random but guys, seriously, is there anything all these lifehack blogs can't make into a 50 step rube goldberg machine process to be covered in which they go on and on and on like quentin tarantino with fake expertise and annoying blather for several pages at a time!!!

― daria-g, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

guys all of these pix are great

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

yo why are you reading lifehacker bullshit

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

"hipster pda"

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

guys look
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/33044001_e333aaf17b.jpg
=
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/417091851_01777b7b84.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

let's buy xtian that dog, i think i will make his life a lot better and plus they make the same face

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

you're the lawrence weschler of dog photos

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

tom - last fall i was experimenting with the getting-things-done approach. it's not bad for helping one adapt to it workplace filled with chaos, but.. on the other hand it's like, david allen, please save me from your followers! evangelicals scare me

― daria-g, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

all i do is look at the "everyone's photos" page on flickr

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

or you're like a version of that commerical where they show food and then a picture of someone who looks like the food, only you're using dogs not food

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

well i can't help it that the dog looks like him, and that it showed up on my flickrs today, being all cute and stuff.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

tho i will search for some more dogs, that look like ppl on this thread, brb.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

i was trying to give you a compliment

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

oh i thought you were angry

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

no why would i be angry?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

i mean that dog looks just like him, it's so cute! i guess it means i think xtian is cute o__0

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

lol gaaaaaaaaay

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

whoah holy shit you guys i basically just woke up and it is TWO IN THE AFTERNOON

― river wolf, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

did vacuum guy sleepover y/n?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

ok how do i apply to be river wolf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.montana.edu/admissions/apply.shtml

― river wolf, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

rw do you know anyone in y'alls graduate writing program?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

nope

― river wolf, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

do you?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

guys it is actually pretty hard to do the dog to human comparison, i can't believe how lucky i was to find that jack russell puppy.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i know one person.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

ilxor:

http://images.worldofstock.com/slides/PPT1882.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.voipafriend.com/dog.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.voipafriend.com/dog.jpg <--- this one should be zack

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

wait who is it?

brtrps

― river wolf, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Wait it's a blank window for me

― Laurel, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

omg you guys, this is a driect quote from the petition sent to Schwarzenegger asking him to pardon Paris Hilton:

"If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we hope and expect the governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton."

PARIS HILTON IS THIS GENERATION'S NIXON

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS PARIS WHITNEY HILTON

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

that sounds like an animal that would be in the eukanuba tournament of champions with a foretitle like "ch.", not a human being.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

what is adam schefter's middle name?

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

WHITNEY HOUSTON

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

oh ffs it's 45 days, she's been drunk for longer than that.

― kenan, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

what is adam schefter's middle name?

awesomes

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

ch. adam whitney schefter of national eisenschefter kennels

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

omg where is that thread with all of the fucked up show pet names

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

cosmic schefter

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

whitney houston is not in the graduate writing program at montana state university

― river wolf, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.josephinewall.co.uk/surreal/key_eternity.jpg http://images.nfl.com/photos/img8318732.jpg
http://images.nfl.com/photos/img8318732.jpg http://www.josephinewall.co.uk/surreal/key_eternity.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

i would have sex with all this whitney girls

― brownie, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

wow

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

brownie is ready for valtrex

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

pirate prentice

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know anyone by that name

― river wolf, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh sorry that's not her name.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

eli3ab3th

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

I am making a cosmic schefter track

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

like, that is what I am doing right now

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

I am making a cosmic schefter track like, that is what I am doing right now

http://chervokas.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/crystal_ball_lg.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

There is a Boys and Girls Club across the street from my new apartment.

Should I start paying them a dollar an hour to do my dirty work?

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

they'd be fools

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

Oh Yeah

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

well today's looking like one for the record books

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for the present, but it's not my birthday

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

give it back

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

so whoever rented a douchebag to ride the train this morning how did you know i would be riding the train? traffic looked backed up on wisconsin, so i slipped down the hill to the metro. and boy am i glad i did. anyway, douchebag was white guy with curly hair tucked under a kangol hat like this one but worn BACKWARDS

http://www.chapellerie-traclet.com/hat/images/kangol_cap.jpg

he was reading this book and mouthing the words to himself

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cUrNX2jEL._AA240_.jpg

and he had a sapphire pinkie ring. i was speechless and the guy totally fucked me up. Thanks you guys!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

wow, that's so awesome! perfect combination.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

wau

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/archives/e4.gif

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/sci_nat_enl_1178708664/img/1.jpg

― Ed, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.spin.com/features/hotbeef/images/2006/07/060724_steelydan.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/images/hiyoko_rudo_l.jpg

I'm working on a "pets in need of rescue" theme here.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

everyone u died

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

true

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

We were all eaten by Zombie Shari Lewis.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

and her wittle wambchop

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

If you ain't eatin' whamchop, you ain't eatin' lambchop

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, you should put that in context.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

has anyone reading this thread received any strange postcards recently.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

yes, but it wasn't that strange it was awesome blood diamonds

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

How awesome is this?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/116/260791532_84f7bce01b.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

Somebody photoshop a guitar.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

somebody photoshop a dog for that kitty to straddle

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.photoshopsupport.com/tutorials/or/cubism/guitar-final.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/101/260791599_80814a06ff.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.avbros.com/pagecurlpro/images/gallery/galpcp_ext_dog.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

was the postcard related to a certain terrible movie y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

that cat has ninja powers

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

whoah that cat rules

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

ally: n, and i knew who the sender was.

tell us more about yr postcard

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

wait i didn't get a postcard

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

fuck it let's not post here anymore but send awesome postcards to each other alla time

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf i will send u a postcard

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

i will reciprocate

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

and mr que is 8080

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/491516506_ffecd1768d.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

round robin postcards here we come

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

ok river wolf send me yr address at allyzay (at) gmails (dot) com and i will send a postcard to you

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

That cat should be in AC/DC.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/491536305_831e69853c.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

omg needs guitar BADLY

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

I was thinking Van Halen.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

these pix are basically amazing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

PANAMA=perfect.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm kind of disappointed by this cat taking all the attention away from owen wilson steely dan jpg that I dug up

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36765166@N00/491365413/in/pool-381431@N23/

hi dere, would you like a bean pie?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

aw it is a sad dang

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

guys ppl can come to the big hunt tonight if they want, i'm going to be there and my friend is going to be there and we are gonna eat and maybe drink something and probably i'm gonna put on some joy division and garth brooks on the jukebox.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

nice pic dan

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36765166@N00/491350644/in/pool-381431@N23/

lol deamon

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

ok wow!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

best sports team ever.

http://babygotbooks.com/hobo.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

dang perry vs the loldemons of gay boston

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

LAUREL HILL HOBOES 8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/196/491575575_38a91becbc.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

yup

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

As that loaded, I just assumed that my blood diamonds picture was going to end up there.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

John, you are not as off the rails as Nick Nolte.

If the Pearl Fishers pic was a still from a video, what band would Dan be in?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Sigh. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36765166@N00/491350704/in/pool-381431@N23/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36765166@N00/491350722/in/pool-381431@N23/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36765166@N00/491365837/in/pool-381431@N23/

this guy = awesome

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36765166@N00/491394093/in/pool-381431@N23/

rowr

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

HOTT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Who's the cutie on the left? Do you have her number?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

Part two:

http://www.deltastate.edu/images/housing/Okra.JPG

That would be the Delta State "Fighting Okra", btw.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

that is basically terrifying

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

Worst pep rallies ever.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Okay that is just no.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

did that okra just take one in the chimes or is it in gastronomic distress?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

let's go vegetables!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

the terry schiavo state fighting vegetables?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

THE CHIMES

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

ok I am really kind of pissed that the hardening checklist for our unix workhorses here apparently demands the removal of tree from the bin

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

also ONLY vi, no vim or emacs or anything

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

some foreigner's talking moon-man under Tom's pseudonym

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Okay I've been away from the UNIX world for a good nine years now but this doesn't appear to make logical sense? What's their rationale?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

This is my new favorite patriotic picture:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b8/180px-Sebastian_the_Ibis-photo.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

U GONNA GET RAPED

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

I, in good faith towards you all, am not going to post a picture of "Scrotie", the mascot for RISD.

Go ahead and google it if you want.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, RISDpaws

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

I want to curbstomp most RISD kids

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

even more so than Brown kids

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

wait, waht, ONLY vi??? can't you just install vim or emacs if you want to?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

ok i actually need to share this with everyone:

me: i'm going to kill stalin
Alex: hahahahahaha what now
me: he's been working here how long now would you say?
two months? a month?
Alex: at least a month i think?
me: it's like two months right?
HE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE FREQUENCY DISCOUNTS WORK?
Alex: hahaha
me: i have to tell you the person he was talking to on the phone is actually a personal friend of mine
so i just shot her an e-mail
"Can't help but overhear half of this conversation. Texas Tech should be on the 6x rate already but he has no idea what he's doing. You can probably argue him to the 12x rate on the basis of future advertising. Call me if you have troubles and I'll do it myself."
wtf
she emails back
"HAHAHA I'm gonna call you but he's sitting right next to you"
Alex: hahahaha
me: she used to work here so she's got to be laughing her ass off
listening to him with this
when are they going to move my fucking desk
christ
Alex: hahaha
awwwww
me: srsly let me explain this to you. if you book a certain # of ads you get moved to a new price tier, you get like a discount on the next ad. alternately, an hr dept or something can contract that they WILL place a certain # of ads, and they can get that discount to start
easy, right?
Alex: yes
me: he just asked me, "if someone buys 6 ads at the same time, this price here" (THE DISCOUNTED PRICE THAT IS LESS THAN REGULAR PRICE FOR ONE AD) "this is the total charge for all 6 ads"
where would he even come up with this?!?!?!
am i the crazy person?
Alex: oh man i think he actually is stalin and is using his job to sabotage capitalism??
me: hahaha
"yes, actually that is correct. and if someone buys 96 ads all at once, we only charge them $6180 for all of them, instead of the normal $9160 per ad. usa, what a country!!"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

whoah ads are expensive

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

i commend your company's dedication to hiring the handicapped ally.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

those prices are for full pages

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

our jobs are dickshow

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

OH EVERGREEN STATE COLLEGE YOU ARE A TRAET

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

that is totally awesome

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

I saw mike rowe pull a bunch of those things out of the mud on my tv once

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.

― alkie cat, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

Can someone plz go slap college?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

who is alkie cat

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nefsc.noaa.gov/faq/images/geoduck.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://troyandgay.com/pix/Geoduck06240520002.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

FRAT BOYZ R CLEVER (AND SECRETLY GAY)

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

i won't be going to dc in september ;_; nyc/boston/montreal/toronto instead.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

^_^

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah dan perry you know we'll be getting drunk.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

Discussions have also begun on a FB and John Justen NYC/Boston/DC weeklong free-for-all.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

that would be so sweet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

when

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

YES WHEN

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

See, I have extra vacation that I need to burn off.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

lodger is totally owrking out, she made me fried potatos and eggs for breakast, although I am not attracted to her in any way. However I was introduced to this totally hot human rights lawyer from San Diego today.

― Ed, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

win/win

― gbx, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, as for when, keep in mind who the two people involved in planning this are.

So, fall. Probably.

gbx, you should come with us. Although this will probably end up with one of us getting killed or incarcerated.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

Also I talked to my friend who knew about the London School of Hygiene and tropical medicine. Turns out her old boss teaches one of the courses on the epidemiology programme and that she considered applying for it. It is highly competitive, one of the best programmes in the field, but you should absolutely apply whatever stage oyu are at in your studies. Plenty of non-doctors are on that course. The statistics programme is apparently a good alternative as well.

― Ed, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

fall would be good as i will be going out there around end of september/beginning of october.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

We shall call it 8080palooza.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

we'll need t shirts and beer

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

thanks Ed! finals has seriously distracted me from longer-term plans at the moment, but that will all pick up next week. i am, in truth, probably not the most competitive applicant (i think they got lots of students that have been actually working in the field, vs students who are merely interested in it), but then again int'l students are a cash cow for british/european universities, so maybe it'll work out.

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

w/r/t roadtrips: i've got a wedding in VA in late august (as mentioned), so that's when i'm planning on hitting the east coast (tentative)

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

summer of fuckin awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

i sure hope so

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

ps it starts at 10am on Friday :D

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

On the flipside my lodger appears to have brought me a dose of the chicagoan death flu.

― Ed, Thursday, 10 May 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

pretty much a bad flipside

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/fallout3conceptart.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/050907/blood-diamonds.gif

― Brent, Thursday, 10 May 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

yo tracer where is that from? they got a fallout 3 website up somewhere? or is that old?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

also guys should I become a Clutch fan

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh hell no

― daria-g, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

that is apparently from fallout 3 but i don't even know what that is, so i don't know if it's old or not

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://fallout.bethsoft.com/

WORD THIS WILL BE AWESOME

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/brb.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

gbx, you should come with us. Although this will probably end up with one of us getting killed or incarcerated.

Yes please, I would like to reduce my odds.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.imgigapop.org/images/img_2.gif

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/442098251_9c8c130c17.jpg
I R SERIOUS OTTER, FUCK U

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/439895507_67fbe24d7a.jpg?v=0
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/439896822_cd7e4a43c3.jpg?v=0
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/439894611_ddbee3d6eb.jpg?v=0

― alkie cat, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

dude that otter is militant

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/132784805_81f9be3473.jpg
:D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

NINJA CATS: THE MOVIE

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.funn.no/

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

those otters are so about to fuck with somebody's world in a major way

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

fuck with them in that you will die from how cute they are being then yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

btw those otters, i named them. they are named steve mcqueen, james garner, richard attenborough, charles bronson, james coburn, donald pleasance, and james donald. having three of them named james kind of screws things up occasionally i gotta admit.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN HOW TO SHOT LIVE IN TOWN WHERE OTTERS GIVE BACK MASSAGE?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/223335210_41b37b3348.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

that otter is gnawing away at that woman's spine ewww

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

NOM NOM NOM

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

lol that's ok too

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.iol.ie/~thedeans/b3ta/seaotter.jpg
I shoots u ded.

― Caledonia, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

wau i love him

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

ok will someone make this cake and bring it to my birthday on saturday y/n
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/142439045_58e0e397b0.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

I R SERIOUS OTTER, FUCK U

this must be photoshopped, as it is v useful

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS!!!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/186782932_3b5540ad70.jpg
<3

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

why is that otter wearing a tree suit!!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

COSPLAY

― Laurel, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

guys those otters are so gross and also i love them

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno how i feel about this one tho
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/115/307984204_e09e1ffbe2.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

that's what true love looks like

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://bp0.blogger.com/_9oio0Uh5uqQ/RgtJ4oi5uUI/AAAAAAAAACM/hskOF_6R39M/s1600-h/uflavur.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh that is scary, mw.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

otters be whispering

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

doing deals

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

no they are kissing and it is because they are in love

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

muskrat love

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

otters are experts at love

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/468343504_c04bf2ea05.jpg
this fuckin guy!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Hi guys.

― n/a, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/images/050809_lemur_photo.jpg

I come here to bring you the news that lemurs are the new otters.

― n/a, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

RONG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

summer of fuckin'? awesome!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

No, nevermind.

― n/a, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

I changed my mind. We saw these lemurs on Planet Earth that were awesome but none of the lemurs online are as awesome.

― n/a, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

they are cute!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

Otters are just wow, apparently.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

Guys, I think I broke the Public Enemy/Skr3wdr1v3r trolls brain.

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

Prehistoric flying mammals are the new lemurs.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/12/images/061213-flying.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

Guys, I think I broke the Public Enemy/Skr3wdr1v3r trolls brain.

How? Where?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

HOW: By being completely fucking awesome
WHERE: Check first the original thread, follow John's link, then go check our mod board. lolz

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

OMG

You do realize that this is a Christian website, right?

Not really. I was just googling shit, and came across this

MWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

Link please? The search sucks and I don't keep up with ILM much.

― dan m, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=41&threadid=33660

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

thx!

― dan m, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

wow that thread

Let me get out my crackaphone, bro.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

I know!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

Also deej's response to him is classic:

agnostic bisexual centrists! dude if you're going to make your mind up about SOMEthing does it have to be pro-white rap groups?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Officials in Apex, N.C., finally confiscated the 80 sheep that David Watts had long been keeping in his home as pets (he slept upstairs, they downstairs), with the final straw coming when some of the sheep wandered into the local cemetery and munched on fresh floral arrangements. The town had apparently tolerated Watts's eccentricity for years because of his pleasantness. Said a next-door neighbor, "(Officials) felt like he was (merely) living an alternative lifestyle." [News & Observer (Raleigh, N.C.), 3-27-07]

I am a dull and simple lad
Cannot tell water from champagne
and I have never met the Queen
And I wish I could have all he has got -
I wish I could be like David Watts

And when I lie on my pillow at night
I dream I could fight like David Watts
And lead the school team to victory
Take my exams and pass the lot

He is the head boy at the school
He is the captain of the team
His is so gay and fancy free
And I wish I could have all the money he's got
I wish I could be like David Watts

And all the girls in the neighbourhood
Try to go out with David Watts
The try their best but can't succeed
For he is of pure and noble creed

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

Shhhhhhhh, be vewy vewy quiet; We'we hunting wabbits:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=56&threadid=1673#unread

Still stringing him along.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

OH MY GOD

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit you guys

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

lol i'm back from the pug store guys! one for everyone!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/492765746_874dd276fb.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

I want the one on the lower-left. He looks chill.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

Aw, one is getting smothered.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

He's the reason the one on the upper-left looks so surprised.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

PUG BUTT TICKLIN

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

TRAP HAS BEEN SPRUNG.

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

OMGGGG

Thanks for the contact, dude. I guess I'll just message him, and see what happens.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

ok GUYS this fuckin dog!!!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/451055739_14a6d9319f.jpg

i want to get him for our party estate!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

wait where is the party estate

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

surely there is a picture of zack doing that face

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

i want to get him for our party estate!

Is that on Drinkin' Island? I haven't been paying close enough attention.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

the funny thing is why does yeahimatrollsowhat need to unregister so bad

― jhøshea, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

the party estate is going to be in pennsylvania it doesn't really belong to us per se tho.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Pennsylvania??? Why there? Are we blowin' up the Poconos?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.livingonthenet.com/trips/Ohiopyle/Falling%20Water.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

yuenglingville?

― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

FLW in the house.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

ding ding ding

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

pennsylvania has generous local laws regarding the maximum size of helicopters

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

"ding ding ding" applies to all of the previous posts fyi

guys i just ate TWO cookies and a brownie shit is about to get real! then i'm gonna pass out :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

Pffft. If that's why, we could go to Hastings, MN and party estate there; he built a building there that is currently functioning as a medical clinic (granted it doesn't feature a waterfall but it does look like a turban).

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

HASTINGS MN YOU SAY?

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

ok but you can't blow up the poconos from hastings is the thing about that plan.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

Don't sleep on Hastings folks' ability to fuck shit up, even from afar.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dakotahistory.org/images/Fasbender.jpg

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

"lol turban clinic pwns u, poconos"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/63/177169297_858185ecd4.jpg

― crackaphone bro, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/492935177_38a053379d_o.jpg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

anyway completely mind-boggling

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

my dad basically presides over a party estate as it is

― river wolf, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

even a cursory reading of Foucault should have told us that

― HI DERE, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

OKAY DC I BE YR CITY TOMORROW if I maek the bus cos I"m drunk now and haven't packed a thin gyet.

― Laurel, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

what is a thin gyet?

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

i'll be here all night

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

literally

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.billrotelladrumbeatings.com/rimshot.gif

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

I hva eavoided coming to belgium, again , next week. A whole week at home, joy.

― Ed, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

wait, i meant YAAOOOWWWWWWWW

shit

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

guys laurel is drunk

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

I am ahead, I am hungover.

― Ed, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

dudes i just walked in and i have to leave for work in 8 minutes.

color me fucked.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

i should be showering or something but all i can do is sit in this chair and look at the ceiling and say "FUUUUUUUUUUCK" over and over again.

goddammit i only have one cigarette left. shit fuck piss.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

ok, i'm at my desk.

this is never gonna work.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

call in a bomb threat

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

that would only make the day go longer.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

people whose names start with chicago

:|
B|

don't get sick days

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

i took half a day yesterday for a doctor's appointment, it would seem odd to bang in sick today.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

I should come down for the Nationals game in September if they braek the 1962 Mets' record of 120 losses.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

Your doctor told you you wuz contagious!

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

I think that's NON-odd, Kevin. Going to the doctor only make the sicko more believable.

― Laurel, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

it was the eye doctor.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

GUESS WHO'S GOING BLIND!

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

and here i thought that was just an old wives tale...

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

ok what is this a seinfeld episode now? are you george?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

maybe if you start running again & cut drinking down to 5 nights?

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, good idea morbs, i want to live long enough to be fucking sightless.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

you know, today would've been a good day to stay on the couch and listen to cheap trick records all day.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

and watch dune with the subtitles on

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

i suppose any day is a good day to lay on the couch, watch dune with the subtitles on, and listen to cheap trick records though isn't it.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

+beers

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

no, not a good idea.

ok, i think it's time for me to go throw up now.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

+spice

― mookieproof, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

+the universe

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

i'd kill a man for some bacon right now.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

once again, this is different from any other day how?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

I mean if life was like video games and killing people sometimes resulted in free bacon appearing, seriously, people be getting killed a lot

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

well it's different because i'm hungov- uh, because i REALLY want some ba- ... fuck it dude, just another day.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

in sunny dade county metro

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

rock 'n' roll is my bread and hummus.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

wow guys what the hell

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.uwm.edu/Dept/CUTS/signs/otter.jpg

― alkie cat, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

guys that thread about bizarre kissing just like basically freaked me out

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

also i just walked into a door, really, really hard and scraped up my arm really bad. i'm not even hungover or anything wtf.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

purposefully avoiding it. i can't stop reading that "what americans think of britishers" thread though and it's driving me crazy. i think they just spent 40 minutes debating how mary, marry, and merry are pronounced. i pronounce it "i wanna shoot myself in the head".

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

Harsh.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

i mean trayce's story on that thread about a guy biting thru her tongue on the street to the point she was pouring blood out her mouth--wtf!!! i was just gonna tell the story about how my hs bf drooled and everyone knew about it because he made out with everyone but that story is really fucking boring compared to MOUTHFULS OF BLOOD.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

why did i read that americans perceptions of british ppl thread. damn you, kevin.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/493692190_03939c81b5_o.png

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

LOL

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

seriously, i think at this point it would be less painful to pound carpet tacks into my gums than to continue reading that americans perceptions of englanders thread.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

ok who arranged for the elaborate intervention, i appreciate the birthday thoughts but really you shouldn't have.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

― mookieproof, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

ok what the fuck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

i'm done with school yay

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

congrats

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

"Through an extraordinary alchemic transformation, Paris Hilton's life has been given meaning." - Dallas News

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

I want to know MORE!

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

No more school ever ever?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

no, no, lots more school in the future. more than ever before, in fact.

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

i'm just done with school for the semester, and then i take summer school, and then i fail to successfully be admitted into medical school

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

MASTERPLAN

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

failure IS an option

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Go forth with God or a facsimile thereof.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

yay rw!

― horseshoe, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

an A and an A- so far

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

we'll see about this

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

well done, you now get your allowance :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

alright!

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

Looking like I won't break 3.5 for my cumulative on my M.S. :(

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

No 2007 Jeep Patriot for me :(

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

whoah man, i only get to pick out a video at blockbuster, maybe hit up burder king on the way home, none of this entire automobiles business

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

you obviously belong to wrong country club

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

jamesspader.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

there's a Kurt Russell double feature tonight! yayaya

― jessie monster, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

he's just the man to see when you need some new kitchen knives

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

wtf according to wikipedia they are remaking Escape from NY with Gerard "SPARTAAAA" Butler as Kurt Russell. saddoface.

― jessie monster, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

and probably no Harry Dean Stanton.

― jessie monster, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

yeah wikipedia is very reliable!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Fluxblog is an mp3 blog created and updated by Matthew Perpetua. The blog began in 2002 and began to host mp3s at the end of that year. Two mp3s are commonly posted every weekday along with descriptions, links to artist websites or places where an album or single can be purchased. Alongside Fluxblog, Perpetua also writes for URGE, Asap and Pies and Piemen.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

well let's hope they are wrong again.

― jessie monster, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh man my friend just sent me one of those stupid online "quizzes" that basically are just that you put in your astrological sign and it tells you something about yourself that is batshit insane and stupid and this is what it just said to me:

Taurus: "...enjoys sex-play with ice cream"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

wait, i want to see this stupid quiz

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.quizpox.com/zodiac/zodiac.php

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Scorpio: "...sex-machine of the zodiac"

Scorpio's reputation as the sex-machine of the zodiac is unwarranted. This is actually a very sensitive sign, and they are far too emotionally involved with the act of sex to be as promoscuous or as lustful as is often suggested. Many like to cultivate that image, but the reality is a different story - this is one of the more prudish signs of the zodiac.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, why isn't escape from new york at the top of my netflix queue?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

css, yr a scorpio

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

awwwww. It makes me sound so cute!

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

I'N THENTHITIVE YOU GUYS, REALLY!

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

you're high

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

css, mw seems to know the profiles of astrological signs?!?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

i know that scorpios like sexin, that's about it

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

Traditional
Taurus Traits

Patient and reliable
Warmhearted and loving
Persistent and determined
Placid and security loving

On the dark side....

Jealous and possessive
Resentful and inflexible
Self-indulgent and greedy

;_; i AM self-indulgent and greedy, they are right

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

guys i'm just gonna do this for the rest of the day http://www.astrology-online.com/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

Traditional Scorpio Traits

Determined and forceful
Emotional and intuitive
Powerful and passionate
Exciting and magnetic

Jealous and resentful
Compulsive and obsessive
Secretive and obstinate

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not basically anything like this profile i am reading, besides the whole drunkenness and sluttiness thing they keep bringing up.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Aries wants beef jerky and a cold bottle of beer

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

scorpios are apparently basically difficult and insane, and of course drunk and slutty.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

AND EXCITING AND MAGNETIC YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

* LIKES Stability
* Being Attracted <------------ wtf does this mean?? i cannot confirm y/n do i like this
* Things Natural
* Time to Ponder
* Comfort and Pleasure <---------- UH this seems like everyone should have this on their list

* DISLIKES Disruption
* Being pushed too hard
* Synthetic or "man made" things
* Being rushed
* Being indoors

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, attracted...to what?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

I pretty much hate being indoors today! It's too fucking nice outside

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

lol ally is a big hippie

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

i think it means you don't like people and things that you find repulsive. in other news, sun rises in east, water still wet. film at 11.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

"Allied to their taste for all things beautiful is a love for the good things of life pleasure, comfort, luxury and good food and wine and they may have to resist the temptation to over indulgence, leading to drunkenness, gross sensuality, and covetousness."

;_; i should've read this sooner, no one warned me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

gross sensuality

oxymoron

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

not if yr a fattey

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

Big Fat Sensuality

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

It takes courage to enjoy it.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

man that was a way to spend 10 minutes, now what

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

a little purple prose for you:

Scorpio is the symbol of sex and Scorpians are passionate lovers, the most sensually energetic of all the signs. For them union with the beloved is a sacrament, an "outward and visible sign of an inward and spiritual grace." Their overriding urge in loving is to use their power to penetrate beyond themselves and to lose themselves sexually in their partners in an almost mystical ecstasy, thus discovering the meaning of that union which is greater than individuality and is a marriage of the spirit as well as of flesh. They are thus capable of the greatest heights of passionate transport, but debauchery and perversion are always dangers, and Scorpians can become sadistic monsters of sensuality and eroticism. Their feelings are so intense that even when their love is of the highest and most idealistic kind, they are nevertheless frequently protagonists in tragic, even violent romances, "star-cross'd lovers" indeed.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/493692190_03939c81b5_o.png

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/personalization/hp/muggle-counter-sash-300._V24725905_.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LGE6F6lcxY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

obv defanged, or the baby wouldn't have lived until the end of the clip.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

that's not the point

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

but it's kinda cute! That's an unflappable baby, right there.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/483677768_19caa436db.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbK1eCt97ag

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

Capricorn: "...enjoys making love"

Capricorn is one of the least highly sexed signs. Many capricorns can, and do, do without sex altogether, as other areas of their lives are much more important to them. Some are embarrased by it, and many are old-fashioned and tradional in their preferences. The majority lead prefectly happy sex lives, but they need to be in a solid and trusting relationship before they will enjoy making love.

― HI DERE, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

o_O

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

tilt

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

Many capricorns can, and do, do without sex altogether

HI DERE

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E_s0IevBhUY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

some achieve celibacy, others have celibacy thrust upon them etc etc.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

janet reno was apparently toto's drummer

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1IpgebOIwmE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

it's helpful the way they keep showing africa on the globe. Geography lesson!

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

HURRY BOY IT'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS

someone in my office just asked "what is velveeta?" which resulted in a long conversation in which someone finally asked, "why do you need velveeta? ARE YOU MAKING SALSA?"

wtf!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

hurk glurk

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

velveeta battles for everyone

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

I think velveeta battle might be the librarian in that video

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

hey are you still at work? laurel is here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqKJN1nJXT4&NR=1

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

every single thing in that H&O video is way smoother than velveeta.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I'm leaving soon. where is laurel, what is a telephone, how do I use one, who is the commander in chief, when do we get there, help etc.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

this is the most important cultural touchstone of our generation, the only thing that everyone between ages of 20-30, regardless of race or nationality, is familiar with FYI: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0VLwxtkV8

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

OOH OOH say hi to laurel, she is also v v smooth and i like her.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/05/cake-pan-mario.jpg
pikachu cake pan

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

tom

a) check e-mail
b) i want pikachu cake pan for my birthday

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

my pokemans kake. let me bake u them

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

if someone can figure what this video has to do with this song or anything else, i will give you 40,000 bjs.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s22ufU-67iM&mode=related&search=

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

hey schef what day is yr actual birthday

― mookieproof, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comcast.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

mookie, it is monday

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

i'd like that exchange better if comcast had said OK this party is out of control

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY FRIDAY GUYS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlAstW1rafg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS I KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT SRSLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtn0NX4PWhs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

i care, i care, i really don't care.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

youtube being blocked at work and all.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

indeed adam schefter, indeed.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

UPTOWN GRRL U BRAEK HEART THE SHCEF

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

i'm now watching the rock dj video for the 8 billionth time

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha christ this video is fucked up

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

who thought robbie williams was a good idea?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

robbie williams IS a good idea, A++++++ would have drinks and hella drugs with him any day of the week

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

i got an email 42 minutes ago that said "do you want to get drunk and play records on the radio tonight?" and the answer to that is always yes but i haven't heard back so i don't know, maybe i'll just get drunk and play records in my apartment instead.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

i just...don't understand how the record label okayed this video is basically the thing. i'm glad they did but srsly? robbie williams walks in fucked up out of his mind and says "two words: disco gwar" and they say...yes???

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

i mean *I* would say yes to that but this is why i'm not a high ranking exec, anywhere.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

but that is also why you SHOULD be.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

and, of course, why you never will be.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

i am so cutting out of work early today.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

it's a conundrum

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

where is that crush of shame thread not that i haven't already probably posted "robbie williams" there before

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

I am cutting out early, too! Only for me, "early" means "6:00". ;_;

― HI DERE, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

i'm leaving 10 minutes early because the stupid suburban bus only runs every half hour to bring me to the el. i'm catching that early fucking bus.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

seriously, 'black vinyl shoes' by shoes is a fantastic fucking lp.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

Woah, Chicago has special buses for fucking????

Oh that's right, I'm supposed to hate sex, nvr mind.

― HI DERE, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

just that early one. you can see why i'm kinda eager to bust early.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

and it's just the 'burbs, not chicago proper.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Y3WH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

that's kevin in the middle there.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

aw, i'd much rather be the midget on the far left there.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

you are not a midget.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah well i'm not a douchebag either so as long as we're suspending reality here we might as well go whole hog.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

guys i just had all this sushis do i (a) stay at home and smoke weed and watch Rockers or (b) go out to the bar and try and sleep with girls who graduate tomorrow??? /crepe

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

(ab) smoke weed, go to bar, sleep with girls while watching Rockers.

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN. at least temporarily.

― John Justen, Saturday, 12 May 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

best things about vegas trip thus far:

- hearing Rick Astley over the speakers on MGM Grand's casino floor
- having dinner at 4 restaurants tonights, including best sweetbreads ever at l'atelier joel robuchon
- lamb brain salad
- I generally do not gamble, but I cannot pass up any slot machine named after a hall & oates song (Rich Girl you are my nemesis)
- and, uh, having 13 drinks last night and getting kicked out of one casino and having 911 called on us in another

― I DIED, Saturday, 12 May 2007 06:44 (eighteen years ago)

oh, and assuming my flight gets in on time tomorrow evening I'll see all ya'll at this:

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/5/12/f_roomservicem_b0c4b3a.jpg

― I DIED, Saturday, 12 May 2007 06:46 (eighteen years ago)

...and you guys still want to go to Disneyland instead. So rong.

― kenan, Saturday, 12 May 2007 06:47 (eighteen years ago)

having to wake up the TSA employee so they can check your ticket: clasic or dud?

― I DIED, Saturday, 12 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Corned beef sandwich?
Think again.
This is one meal
You will not win.

The beef replaced
With pure beef taste
Brushed onto
A meat-like case

Close your jaws
Depress the plunger
Your head explodes
Inside-out hunger

oh shiiiiiiiiiiit!

― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 May 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

Any other poor, unfortunate assholes at work?

― John Justen, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

I knew it. Woe is me.

― John Justen, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

All work and no play makes ~~Jack~~ John a dull boy.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

It won't be dull when I lose my shit and attack this 15 year-old guitar kid for playing THAT GODDAMN SUBLIME SONG FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW.

That will be exciting. Pls to send bail.

― John Justen, Saturday, 12 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

Why is Dan not being punished with work today? unfair. Wallow with me in my pain, Dan!

― John Justen, Saturday, 12 May 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

I think you need a vaction, dude.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 12 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sort of on call if that makes you feel any better.

― HI DERE, Saturday, 12 May 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

i am done with school for two weeks and i don't have a job so i can do whatever i want, you guys are LOSERS

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

except that i'm broke

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

See, now I just hate you.

― John Justen, Saturday, 12 May 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

That ~~will be exciting~~ is happening again, now w/ Pantera's "Walk". Pls to ~~send bail~~ shoot me.

― John Justen, Saturday, 12 May 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

Only two weeks off school? That seems a little brutal. I need to hand in (and uh, finish) my physiology final, then I'm down to two classes. But they end in mid-July, so I will get a break for 6 weeks or so.

― Sara R-C, Saturday, 12 May 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

GUISE I AM GOING TO VEGAS ON THURSDAY

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

i am so excited that i think i might start packing right now

also, i'm a little stoned, so organizing gear is fun!

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

MGM grand is the place to be, sit at the bar where the girl dances so you can stare up her skirt, me and the wife did it, it rules

I'm going to have another beer? that makes five drnks by 4:30. Tonight is going to rockkkkkkkkk

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 12 May 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

oh i am going to be camping

the idea is to climb this but i don't know if i'm good enough shape

i might have my first beer....right now!

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

TOMBOT OTMFM

― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 May 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

about the beers--i've only been to the bellagio

― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 May 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

wait, no, now i might be going somewhere closer than vegas

xp i did a bunch of shrooms the last time i was in vegas and ended up walking through caesar's wearing hospital scrubs and a track jacket, unclean from 1.5 weeks of camping in the desert, looking like a mental patient and totally enthralled/repelled by everything i encountered

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

i won $75!

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh fuck all this flight delays and changing planes and STILL sitting in phoenix. Should still make the gig tonight, but I'll be a little late.

― I DIED, Saturday, 12 May 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

also thank you usairways.com for giving me more current delay information than your staff here.

― I DIED, Saturday, 12 May 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Home now, drinking, all is well.

― John Justen, Saturday, 12 May 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

oh man sky harbor is such a shitty airport, too

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 12 May 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

oops this is ally

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 12 May 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 12 May 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

holla

― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 May 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

rw what did you do last night

― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 May 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

i got drunk, at the bar, didn't get a lady, and then came home and smoked weed and watched Rockers

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

4 out of 5 ain't bad

― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

I got drunk saw a band, danced to some psych, go hit on by my also drunk lodger, but no weed due to supply chain issues. I has a new guitar though.

― Ed, Sunday, 13 May 2007 10:23 (eighteen years ago)

i woke up at 7:30, got out of bed around 8, went to a show at 10. syz were awesome as always. times new viking bored the shit out of me. standard issue indie rock circa 1998 to my ears. what's the difference between them and mates of state? skipped out on them (and the ponys but i saw them last night so i don't feel too bad) and went to friends for records and beer. came home for gin and records.

sleep is for squares. hope everyone's early morning dance parties are treating them well.

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

I am working out guitar tuning string tensions.

― Ed, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

i've been up since 4.30am

― river wolf, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:35 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell, no place is serving breakfast until 7am

― river wolf, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

THAT'S LIKE AN HOUR AWAY

― river wolf, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

bacon, fried eggs, black pudding, fruit pudding, pancakes and eggs, I love living with another foodie.

― Ed, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

STOP TALKING ABOUT BREAKFAST

― river wolf, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

i'm so hungry!

― river wolf, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

Facebook is hilarious! A random dude from my high school class just tracked me down and added me to his friend list; if I'm not mistaken, his family used to live across the field from mine up until we were about 5 and we played together a lot up until then.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

Also I think I should change my name to Self-Involved Non-Sequitur Man.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

sorry, i think i've got dibs on that

― river wolf, Sunday, 13 May 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

I has a new guitar and a date. Life is good.

― Ed, Sunday, 13 May 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

i heard there was some drunk dialing last night

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Guys, I'm sorry that as far as I can tell, I drank all the beers last night. I should have saved some for all of you.

Also, good morning.

― John Justen, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahahahaha

That's okay, last night I drank all the gin and all the chardonnay and don't actually remember going home. However, as a bonus, I'm work now!

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

Signs of a great evening:

A) The presence of a pocket moneyball nest to your wallet.

― John Justen, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

B) Rumors of "yelling at and threatening" a stand-up comedian wasting your time at teh rock show.

― John Justen, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

C) the need for food that is so intense that YOU JUST MIGHT DIE.

I'm going to breakfast.

― John Justen, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

I'm glad you guys survived your evenings. Jeez. I spent the night trying to keep my temperature below 103. FUN.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

Surprise parties are totally awesome, especially when the person you are throwing the party for is left in suspense for two days beforehand and thinks all of his friends suck and have forgotten his 40th birthday.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

That IS awesome. Good job!

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

D) Deciding to cut yourself off at 4, and then allowing yourself to mete out more alcohol by finishing off all the unfinished drinks in your house.

Also, there is no such thing as a 40th birthday.

― John Justen, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

i just got a new tone bar and am drinking a beer and it is beautiful outside and we might go to the paradise valley and go climbing :D

― river wolf, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Also, there is no such thing as a 40th birthday.

Let's see what you say in 2013. (Probably it will be "BRAINS!")

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

i was swigging serrano infused vodka straight from a bottle at some point last night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

He's just afraid we'll forget his birthday, Dan. I know you won't let that happen.

Ally... wow.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

ally...ugh.

― mookieproof, Sunday, 13 May 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Ally... BLOOD DIAMONDS

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

i've drank one (1) gallon of limeade today, i think, but my mouth still tastes spicy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 13 May 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

lol southwestern/mexican spices?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 13 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

I am imagining mixing spicy vodka with limeade. YUM

― HI DERE, Sunday, 13 May 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

lol tryin to talk to my mom while POSSIBLY still drunk

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 13 May 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/483225438_07a85542f5.jpg
if you imagine he is listening to africa by toto this cat is me, basically

GUYS my mom is seriously going to call me again tomorrow, this time of the year is ridiculous.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 13 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/193/496559602_057b8ccf61.jpg

― Ed, Sunday, 13 May 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9849/stuffsl6.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 13 May 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

One of my drinking buddies from last night just called me and told me that halfway through going to church with his mother this morning for M-day, he had to excuse himself and go sit in the car. While there, he apparently felt so hungover and awful that he started to cry.

GOOD TIMES!

― John Justen, Sunday, 13 May 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

uh wow i no longer feel terrible and guilty about last night because i'm just feeling so hungover that i want chinese food

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 13 May 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

John has delivered your absolution! Just don't count on him to deliver your Kung Pao chicken.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS

― river wolf, Monday, 14 May 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

BIRTHDAYS!

― river wolf, Monday, 14 May 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

VACATION!

― river wolf, Monday, 14 May 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

I AM ABOUT TO SMOKE A ROLLIE

― river wolf, Monday, 14 May 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

AND DRINK A BEER!

― river wolf, Monday, 14 May 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

but i broek a guitar string and i don't have any spares ;_____;

― river wolf, Monday, 14 May 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

Allllllie I WISH there was Chinese food in my present, but there are beers and some whipped-together faux chili out of leftovers, and it will suffice. Also I totally lucked out on the ride home and was seated next to hot guy in v clean white Tshirt whose chest I really wanted to collapse onto but I was so tired & in funny head-place that I didn't even manage to give or get numbers at the end. Oh well, at least it wasn't boring.

Tom, I started reading that graphic novel Black Magic of yours this morning and realized I already have Appleseed on dvd at home! I am going to watch it now.

― Laurel, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

FUCKED UP.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

need sleeps, plz.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

I do not want to drive to grimsby and back today.

― Ed, Monday, 14 May 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

I would like a pile of girls though (cf. above)

― Ed, Monday, 14 May 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

guys, i give up. i'm gonna go join a gym, and hang out with some tool lobbyists, i think.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 May 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

I would like a pile of girls though (cf. above)

i asked santa for a pile last christmas.

i got some pyrex bakeware instead.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

hah that "STUFF" picture is so good! is it from last night?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

ladiez be bringing the cuetness

― kenan, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

From Saturday, Tracer. Brought to you by the letters & numbers C2H6O and the movie "Sayonara", which we discovered jumps the shark about seventeen times in a row and which made me cry at the end.

― Laurel, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

eternal struggle, sex and the new york yankees

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 May 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

guess what i saw today. two rocks that got married.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 May 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

when we were kids my older sister used to call stupid people rocks so i find that v v funny.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

Ahahaha Ally I was just going to post the rocks but then I checked my online banking and discovered that someone withdrew all my money at a Citibank ATM on Canal Street even though I haven't lost my ATM card in fact it's RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ME. Have been on phone w/ bank ever since.

― Laurel, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

oh, yeah, i needed to borrow a couple of bucks. you don't mind do you?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

ok wow wtf? i mean i remember you withdrawing money from an atm down here so at least you have proof you were nowhere near canal st, that's insane.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 May 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ chinatown magstripe readers

― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT A MINUTE THERE IS NO CITIBANK ON CANAL STREET

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't even used my deb card anywhere in Chinatown in several months except there was an online transaction for my bus ticket...but I bought that about three weeks ago, not this weekend.

― Laurel, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

LNS Barback Has Launched

10 May, 2007 (16:50) | Announcements | 0 Comments

You can now go to any member’s profile and buy them a drink for $4 that can be redeemed at The Deck in Glover Park. Drink options include Bud Light, Bottom Shelf Bourbon, a Rancid Tequila Shot, Vodka Tonic, Sex on the Beach, and a Blow Job. Recipients will receive an email and an LNS notification which they can print out and present at the Deck for their drink.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 May 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

also i think there is a citibank on canal st, like way way towards the end of canal, it's across the street from, uh, a chinese restaurant. i'm not being v helpful but i'm certain i've been to a citibank on canal before.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 May 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

ok, except for the vodka tonic, i'm not even sure i'd accept any of those. and they're fucking FREE. xp.

i have to find a better way to spend my weekends other than smoking a thousand cigarettes and staying up til dawn listening to gun club records.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/218/498111987_62d4d6c5bc.jpg

whut

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

You gotta respect the non-lateral insertion technique. Man likes a challenge.

― kenan, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

Oh yeah it's on the corner of Elizabeth Street I think. How could I forget. How many times did I extract the cash necessary to buy just ONE MORE JAPANESE VIDEO GAME there. Answer: many, many times.

I'm sorry about your card Laurel, that must feel really spooky :(

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Actually I'm not fussed, it's pretty much impossible to NEVER get stung these days, right? I always cover ATM keypads with my other hand and visually check over the face of the ATM to see if anything looks like an add-on, but for all I know this could have even been an online capture, so who can know? And the bank makes allowances and credits tne $ back basically just on my say-so, so that's painless.

― Laurel, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

If anyone in the bully squad doesn't particularly hate me, I will be in my old hometown this Sunday, May 20 - well, Arlington technically, so really across the river from my hometown - for a one-night, double engagement:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=30840831&blogID=182930294&MyToken=f01668df-3640-4039-9f55-aaeea58d7337

― Hurting 2, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

the only thing that stopped me going to the bar at 11:30 Sunday morning was it was closed.

― jessie monster, Monday, 14 May 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

nobody in dc is still posting to the dc thread u_u

― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

the only thing that stopped me going to the bar at 11:30 Sunday morning was it was closed.

my local opens at 11 on sunday. the polish bars open at 7.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

fucking polacks

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 May 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

i love it in the summer when i'm walking to the bus late for work at 7:05 and they have the doors to the bars open and there are already 60 year old dudes in there who are absolutely 'faced. just positively shattered. i love those dudes and their cirrhoting livers.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

DEAR TEH SCHEF.

http://www.triangleyoga.com/images/DrunkPix.jpg
DO NOT DO THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

― John Justen, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT NO MAYBE DO.

― John Justen, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

let me think about it and I'll get back to you.

― John Justen, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

that's pretty much what the polish bars are like!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

c/d drunk polish dudes hanging out in yr hallway when you leave to go to work

― jhøshea, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

That's like an Edward Hopper painting gone awfully, awfully wrong.

― kenan, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

they still have so many beers to go

― jhøshea, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

hey those are totally photoshopped in there wtf

― jhøshea, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

no those bottles are all filled with their urine.

― kenan, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

xpost you're right... that's a weird thing to do

― kenan, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

i was gonna say, the original did not have a bunch of fulls heinekens in it

― river wolf, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7517/drunks7je.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 14 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

that squirrel died

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 May 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://oz.plymouth.edu/~cbisson/gfx/Dumbkins/squirreldacanter.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

wait, waht

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

srsly if someone poured me a drink out of that i would shoot first and ask questions later

― kenan, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

dude, enough with the masturbation talk

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

[embed rimshot.mp3]

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

thankyew plz tip yr waitstaff

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

wow, brian, that already arrived? when i bought that for your birthday it said on amazon it wouldn't arrive for another 3-4 weeks!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 May 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

WANT.

― John Justen, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

PERHAPS NEED. DEF WANT.

― John Justen, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, we should take that thing to Valleyfair and drink out of it.

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

VODKA + MR. MISTY, SERVE IN HOLLOWED-OUT SHELLACKED SQUIRREL

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

that thing is insanely crepey

― kenan, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

I think I can make one of those, but I don't think it would be safe to drink from.

― John Justen, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Oh like that would stop us

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Not to say I'm not willing to try.

upside: We might get high on ded squarl.

haha xpost

― John Justen, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

TS: squirrel vs gopher vs WOODCHUCK

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

GOPHER

― Mr. Que, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

yeah if you do a gopher you could make some money from the county, too

― river wolf, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

BEAVER.

― John Justen, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT NO, PUG.

― John Justen, Monday, 14 May 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

Okay I am now envisioning myself in line for Excalibur drinking martinis out of a shi-tzu.

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

One of the best things about this time life soft rock collection is that I can imagine that as lyrics, totally unironic, bad-ass yacht party magic lyrics.

I AM NOW ENVISIONING MYYYSELF
STANDING IN LINE FOR EXCAAAALIIIIBURRRRR
DRINKIN' MARTIIIINIIIIIS
OUT OF A SHIH TZU (out of a shih tzu dog)

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

toot toot snoot snoot bell tree triangle reverse crash etc.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

There needs to be a video game that unlocks the secret level by pressing toot toot snoot snoot bell tree triangle reverse crash.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

that video game is called America

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

SOMEONE NEEDS TO BUY THIS AND SEE IF IT WORKS.

http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/journeyon.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

YES YES YES YES YES

PS THIS IS ALLY BUT ALSO YES

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

guuuuuuuuuuuys it is basic time of total eclipse of the heart

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

Do I spend the night drinking and listening to Foreigner on repeat Y/N?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

did someone mention "journey"? or "steve perry"?!?

"oh sherry"

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kenlowe.com.au/_borders/dragsc3.jpg

This probably doesn't even exist, but I want it to.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

i could seriously watch the warriors every night for the rest of my life and feel that i'm living a good life.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

John let's go to Skip Barber school together. And flask it with little red panda decanters the whole time.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

"you can't throw me out! I'm drinkin from a red panda! Let me drive the hornet!"

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

kevin!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

i am about to watch the warriors!

well, actually, i'm trying to decide whether i should watch memoirs of a geisha (roommate rented it, may as well?), or the warriors, which i've seen 1000000 times

― river wolf, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

from here it just seems like that question deserves a giant cosmic hunter age 3

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.quizilla.com/N/NakedInNJ/1089171439_ratioCaine.JPG

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

This Skip Barber School is where I really should have spent my undergrad.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

I basically think that I was meant to race cars while drunk, so this seems to be the logical conclusion I should have reached before submitting my FAFSA.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.vinalita.com/images/Louise_drunk.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

which i've seen 1000000 times

hopefully you made it 1000001 times.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

Memoirs of a Geisha isn't really that compelling from a narrative persepctive, but from an ogling-gorgeous-Chinese-women-playing-Japanese-women persepctive it is A+++++++++++++++++.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

Damnit I need to get more than 3 hours sleep one of these nights. I drove 2100 miles in the last fortnight.

― Ed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't watch either -- i read a book and fell asleep

― river wolf, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

oh I am so hating the people I work for AND the people who work for me right now.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

i hate all the people i work for and all the people i don't work for.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

I hate all the people

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

I hate all the people

Weird Al version of Imagine.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

I also want to do a cover of christopher cross' Sailing except replace sailing with baking

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

baaaaa-king
whoa oh whoa oh

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

I don't hate all the people but I don't want to see them, hear them, or interact with them in any way, except for a double-handful of ILXors and the MNDC. Pretty much.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

everyone can go shit in their collective hat today, as far as i'm concerned.

present company excepted, natch.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

gosh today is a cranky tuesday.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

YOU'RE BASTARD PEOPLE

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

i have the feeling that if someone presses my buttons today i might hit them in the mouth.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

I'm in a fine mood. I'm well-fed, fairly well detoxed, rested, and going to the gym after work. My job is interesting right now and my cats love me. It's all ok.

― kenan, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

*ducks kevin's punch*

― kenan, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

I might hit a woman today. Will don a bearsuit beforehand if it looks like it's going to get to that point.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

dude you shouldn't hit anyone, especially a woman. what is up with today?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4f/Frankie_says_relax_t-shirt.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.neystadt.org/john/album/NZ/New-Zealand-Queenstown-ChCh/DSCN1100-New-Zealand-Queenstown-Hang-gliding.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

getting f'ed in the a at 2,500 feet.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

I went to the gym yesterday and now all my muscles hurt. Then I drank a pitcher of beer.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

did ally die on her birthday?

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

She was still alive when I left but the landladies might have murdered her for playing Toto & the Replacements at the volumes I remember until about 6.30 am.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

landlesbians?

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

Ach nevermind I keep thinking her bday was actually Saturday.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

So for all I know she might have died.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

as opposed to sealesbians and airlesbians

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

LANDSHARK

― Laurel, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

seriously, just hit me behind the ear with a plumber's wrench, please.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEIr_LAm2xc

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

wtf professors getting all sandy vagina'd over caps & gowns and acting like I am incompetent when I AM HANDLING IT, YOU ARE JUST BEING A MEANIE.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't die, and i only got weepy very very briefly so all in all one of the most successful birthdays i've ever had.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 15 May 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

i think, technically, i got a phone call on your birthday. but jesus tapdancing christ, you guys had the music so loud and your words were so slurred i couldn't understand what anyone was saying.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think i spoke to you, unless you are also gordon. tho i heard there were some drunk dials going on in the house.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

i was also drunk so maybe i didn't speak to you. i know i spoke to tom. (checking incoming calls on phone)... it was approximately 5:50 a.m. eastern time.

blood diamonds dc dance team, blood diamonds.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

ok i think i was passed out by that point, sorry i missed you!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

i remember thinking "phone call at 5 a.m.? gotta be from dc."

sure enough...

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

Ed hasn't said what he thought of the FIVE MINUTE shouting-match voice-mail message we left him.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

"phone call at 5 a.m.? gotta be the ny blood center"

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/silfactor3/cormcat.gif

― river wolf, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

SOUL-SUCKING KITTY REQUIRES CORN!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

<I>what is up with today?</I>

it's been a weird couple days! i've been in a horrible mood (ally I apologize X 100 for not going out on your birthday.. um.. I got all ready and then.. I don't know, I just couldn't make myself leave the house, I tried!).. I realize I hate the internet and should find a new career (color field painting has been done, sadly)..

― daria-g, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ranum.com/security/computer_security/editorials/point-counterpoint/badness.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JPFS4DG9L._SS500_.jpg

― daria-g, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

Kevin does a lot before he goes to sleep: line things up neatly, push in the desk chair, ask his mom the same questions over and over. If he doesn't do those things "his mind gets sweaty," and he is afraid to tell his parents. What if his mom's an alien?

http://www.any-book-in-print.com/images/book_covers/m_web/mr_worry.gif

― daria-g, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

HOLY FUCK GET OUT OF MY HEAD LADY.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh man my mind is getting sweaty right now.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't actually listened to my voice mail.

Chicago Kevin, I need you to perform a small service for me.

― Ed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

In my teens and early twenties, i always managed to be smartly dressed, hip, um..."hot." Then i moved to Washington, DC.

― daria-g, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

Chicago Kevin, I need you to perform a small service for me.

dude i don't know what they told you but i don't do that kind of thing anymore.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

I NEEDS YOUR MIND SWEAT STAT

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

i think that would involve trepanation so i'm gonna have to decline.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

I need someone in Chicago disappeared.

― Ed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

BUT BUT WAHT IF MOMMY ISA ALIEN

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

Then ask her please.

― Ed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

*pushing in desk chair*

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

who do you need disappeared?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

someone's boyfriend.

― Ed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

what's the dude's name?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

Why don't you just post it here, so when he meets his end under the wheels of a city bus, it will all be google-able.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

I have no idea, unfortunately. Also I'm now thinking it is not such a good idea to go into details on a public forum mail me if you want gory details.

― Ed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

i'm got such little faith in the cta these days they probably couldn't kill someone even if they drove a city bus over him.

the cpd, on the other hand... well, i'm sure it would be "justifiable".

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

mmmm coffee high.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

post lunch low

― Ed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

We scammed some businesspeople out of a free lunch yesterday and I had a food coma for four hours.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

does anyone know where I could get those postcards that you break apart into puzzle pieces and send them and then the person has to put it back together?

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Caldor's

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Food coma has morphed into falling asleep at desk. Stupid day, why will you not end.

― Ed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

Caldor's

i haven't seen a caldor's in 20 years.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

i slept in until 9 am today yay

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

I have been on about three hours sleep a night, for good reasons, but it is killing me.

― Ed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

pretty much my entire childhood there was this tv commercial for a company called new england brick master. i'm sure kevin knows of what i speak. it had super cheesy production values with tons of exterior shots of terrible looking jobs they did. i think their main product was some weird brick facade thing ala vinyl siding. seeing it thousands of times during my formative years left the voice-over burned in my mind we specialize in brick, masonry, stucko blah blah blah... when caldor, the store that has everything, wanted one thing more - the right look. they called us!

i'd never been to caldor. but they had everything. i wanted to go, bad.

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

i think their main product was some weird brick facade thing ala vinyl siding.

BRICKFACE!!!!

brickface, stucco, and stone. holy crap, yes i remember that commercial. and there was a caldor in methuen, ma, next to what was once the methuen mall. and it had this weird exterior that was made of what appeared to be mortar and polished rocks.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

does anyone remember zayre's?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

like it was yesterday.

― Ed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

BRICKFACE 8080 LOLOLOLZ !!!

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

my cousin used to work at caldor's

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

does anyone remember zayre's?

-- chicago kevin, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 11:48 AM (1 minute ago)

HA I was going to post about Zayre's. I think Zayre's is where I got my 1st Star Ward action figure.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

guys I found a place where you can buy pantera badge lanyards

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

no wait i think it was a BRADLEES

http://www.deadmalls.com/stores/bradlees/20010324-024.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

8 more minutes before I can leave, and nap.

― Ed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

the "Stores that have Disappeared" section is like every retailer that was ever in my hometown.

caldor
bradlees
lechmere
service merchandise
zayre's

all gone. pobrecitos!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

I got hella LEGO sets at Caldor.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

there was a bradlees in the old rockingham mall in salem, nh. it (along with the previously mentioned methuen mall) was put out of business by the much larger, much swankier, much more lux Mall at Rockingham Park. because nothing says class like having a shopping mall share a parking lot with a horse track.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

lechmere had a whole T stop named after them

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

i think i bought a walkman there once

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

my sister's boyfriend picked me up at the lechmere station when i crashed with them back in november.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

god i could never go back to living in boston. i would put my self under a train within a half hour of being back.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bostoncitylinks.com/boston-map.gif

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

ha the green line gets fucked there

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

sullivan square used to be my stop. i'd get off 93 at exit 28 take a right, a right, then a left, then another right at bunker hill and park there. get on the orange line transer at north station, take the green line to kenmore square.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

i think i need a cigarette.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

i grew up at the end of the D greene line. worst subway in history. such a trek to harvard square for poor lil 13 y/o me. later when i grew up i lived on the orange line.

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

they don't even have the part of the b line I live on. :(

the green line is the worst part of the T, which says a lot.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

lol you grew up in riverside???

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

well in newton - there's not any place called riverside really.

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

i spent three years in scituate

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

(elementary school)

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.macleod-consulting.com/Photos/Lawson_Tower_1902.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

hey, i used to take the green line all the time when i lived on comm ave in allston.

ride that b train to allston
gotta get the fuck outta boston...

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

mr. que, there's a water tower that looks like that in the next town over from where i grew up. lemme search...

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Newton is a fancy place.

I live right off comm ave in allston.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

NEAR BARS.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

AND RATS.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

not the best angle...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/High_Service_Water_Tower_%281895%29%

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

whoops.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/High_Service_Water_Tower_%281895%29%

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

AND "FASHION MULLETS"

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

fuck it, it doesn't want to work.

allston is a student fucking ghetto.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

I am, unfortunately, another B line resident. We were going to move this July but just wound up taking another apartment in the same building. Thankfully, I take a bus to work so don't acutally ride the T that much. School's almost out though so things should be a lot less horrible for the next few months in the Allston/Brighton area. YAY! I love summer.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

mr. que, there's a water tower that looks like that in the next town over from where i grew up. lemme search...

-- chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:19 (2 minutes ago)

http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/coasters/history/img/wdw_castle.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/High_Service_Water_Tower_%281895%29%

^^ that's the address.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

ARRRRRGH

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

ah, okay. cool kevin.

also: fuck cinderella and her fucking house

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/High_Service_Water_Tower_%281895%29%2C_Lawrence%2C_Massachusetts.JPG/450px-High_Service_Water_Tower_%281895%29%2C_Lawrence%2C_Massachusetts.JPG

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

i has a learning unability.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

Jessie - that means you also live near Mr. Butch!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Butch

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

in doing a GIS for the town i grew up in i got this:

http://www.crossway-church.org/images/Jim%20baptism3.JPG

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

some sort of dude-on-dude encounter group it looks like.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

They seem to be sharing a very beautiful moment.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

omg mr butch has a wikipedia page. he used to hang out at my drug-dealing friends house smoking their weed compulsively repeating mr butch is the life of the par-tay!

strange fellow

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

this used to be the home of the guy who basically built the town, later it was the public high school in the '30s and now it houses the town offices i think.

http://host229.ci.methuen.ma.us/Images/Methuen.jpg

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, Tom, I know I make do with shitty equip so I don't know what "good" sounds like, but these headphones you loaned me are WILDLY better than anything else I've ever had. Sadly my ipod has now conked out until further notice.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

I lived near this when I was in Illinois

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-07/world-largest-ketchup-bottle.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

largest pipe organ in the us, i used to work next door and never actually saw this thing:

http://pipedreams.publicradio.org/gallery/pix/northeast/massachusetts/methuen_musichallaeolian.jpg

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

with some perspective:

http://www.danmillermusic.com/images/Methuen2-op.jpg

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

x-post to Jhosea - There's even a movie about Mr. Butch somewhere out there! He's always hanging around outside my friends' place right off Harvard Ave so I see him all the time and he knows me now. He's pretty much a legend. Also, the name of his band - Mr. Butch and the Vagina Lappers!!! Oh my.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, where is that??? I think I recorded an album there...!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

THANK YOU Right-click->Properties I DID RECORD AN ALBUM THERE IN THE SPRING OF 1992

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

weird, googling yr elementary school and the audiotorium has NOT CHANGED SINCE YOU LEFT MANY YEARS AGO

http://www.scituate.k12.ma.us/wampatuck/photo/tour/cafe.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

spring of '92???? I WAS WORKING RIGHT NEXT DOOR!!!!! or maybe smoking out by the dam next to the mmmh or the river behind it.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Our conductor, in talking about one of the uptempo pieces we were recording, made mention of a section where the organ danced. I was standing next to one of those massive dudes carved into the wood and I looked at him, then turned to the person next to me and said, "Okay, if this thing starts dacing my ass is out of here." I think it was the first thing I'd said to this person all year.

xpost: WOW COINCIDENCE

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

wait, that's not an audiotorium that's a cafeteria

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

that's weird you guys

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

aaahhg my elementary school has a web page

http://www.newton.mec.edu/Burr/home/gifs/burr-rebuilt.jpg

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

so wait, dan are you telling me you've never seen an organ dance?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

it's a lunchatorium

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Alleluia-Randall-Thompson/dp/B000001YLM/ref=sr_1_2/102-4922787-1905748?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1179334118&sr=8-2

hi dere out of print cd

SNAP: You have to appreciate how fucking massive that organ is to comprehend the terror of it dancing.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

my question is, when it dances does it Make a Joyful Noise??

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.newton.mec.edu/Burr/home/gifs/garden2.JPG
WIlliams Extended Day Garden at Burr

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thestormtrack.com/images/2006/05/1147697727_5067.jpg

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

dan got et al-ed. harsh.

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Those are all composers! I didn't write any of the shit, just sang in the chorus.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

you got et al-ed, it's ok. *hugs*

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

[img][Removed Illegal Link]

fuck it's like they they haven't even bothered to change anything. they're all about to get into their volvos and listen to all things considered on the way home. then there will be wine.

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

uh
http://www.ci.newton.ma.us/newtonserves/PhotoAlbums2004/Burr%20School/images/BurrSchool%20Team_jpg.jpg

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

yeah what blew me away about that cafeteria picture (and really, this shouldn't blow me away) is that even the floor was the same. 3rd grade flashbacks woah

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

public library, where i spent most of my time:
http://www.golfcoursehome.net/doc/communities/emerlibrar3356.jpg

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

nice!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Radiant-Light-Trinity-Choir-Boston/dp/B00002SWN6/ref=sr_1_3/102-4922787-1905748?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1179335104&sr=1-3

I got TOTALLY et al-ed here!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

fuckin dan always getting et la-ed wtf

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

My Glee Club CDs aren't on Amazon otherwise I could link even more glorious et al-ing. ;_;

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

harsh times for the et al-ed bro

;_;

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

This is the best GIS result for "dan et al" so far

http://geo.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/B/bb5/media/news/46/0135_dandad_1.jpg

Thought I'd save you all the time.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

This is a close second:

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/rather_moonbat.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

i'd go w/dan rather and the robot @ #1

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

yeah pretty much

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

Upon further investigation, this pulls ahead.

http://www.rogerlsimon.com/mt-archives/pepcid.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

that just doesnt make any sense et al

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

ok wow

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

By page 7 of any GIS the glue that binds the fabric of the universe together goes tits-up.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

qed:
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7228/legup1kh4.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

ha!

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

tits up, indeed

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/yyy/0capsop2.jpg

i am moving here guys

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

err that's inside my new house:

http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/yyy/0capsop11.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.capsulehotel.info/images/P1010471.JPG

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

swingin bachelor pad, that.

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

whoah i want one

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Say, why don't we go back to my... buoy.

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if drunk girls would think it was hot if I told them I was a cosmonaut.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

You don't want drunk girls inside of watercraft. You are asking for messes.

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

BILGE PUMP

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

BOOZE CROOZE !!!

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

MARY J BLIGE PUMP

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Out in Allston we think Brighton is pretty fucking fancypants, ENBB.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

should I bother microwaving these spaghetti-o's?

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

yes, cold spaghetti-o's are gross and depressing whereas warm spaghetti-o's are just gross.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

they also cost 80 cents.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't eaten them in like ten years so we will see how this goes.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

shoot em in your veins, that's the way my mom always did it

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

I am also eating a cheap tomato-and-noodle based product that calls itself "lasagna," assumedly because the noodles are a bit curly. Apart from that, it is indistinguishable from Spaghetti-O's.

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait make sure you cook them in a spoon before you inject them. my mom always let me hold the lighter to do that.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

xpost It is also delicious, in a uniquely American way that makes me almost proud of our singular processed cuisine talents.

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

You mom did not inject Chef Boyardee. This is pure fantasy.

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

allston has been "for faggots" since I was in short pants.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

so are short pants.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

OOOOO BURN

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

allston is where infinite jest is set=i dig allston

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

i just realized that, like jw, i read wmmna too

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

its like boing boing for people who don't like to be talked down to

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

the verdict:

kraft macaroni and cheese > spaghetti-o's > chef boyardee ravioli

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

DUH

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

chef boyardee ravioli is so fucking bad. my mom bought a crate of it at sam's club once and it was the worst six months of my life.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

even worse than the time she bought a crate of yoo-hoo's and refused to buy any other beverage until we drank them all.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

chef boyardee ravioli is so fucking bad. my mom bought a crate of it at sam's club once and it was the worst six months of my life.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/durrr.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

even worse than the time she bought a crate of yoo-hoo's and refused to buy any other beverage until we drank them all.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:25 PM (33 seconds ago)

RONG

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

you have clearly not been force-fed yoo-hoo.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

holy crap that cat is choking on a flaccid penis!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

you have clearly not been force-fed yoo-hoo.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:27 PM (0 seconds ago)]

well, i kind of have. do you consider an enema "force feeding" y/n?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

as a youth i used to go to a lot of parties in allston. one thing is: there's always jager in the freezer, always.

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

no that is the opposite. xpost

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

yoohoo is sorta gross

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

yoo hoo is weird stuff.

I don't mind the ravioli. The trick is to cut them in half before you heat them, so that the odd meat-like stuff in the middle can mingle with the yummy Spaghetti-O syrup outside.

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

yeah maybe i should up about yoo hoo--haven't had it in awhile, plus when i drank it i was a kid and all i would eat was bologna?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit i just got a fucking kickass recipe for tikka masala from my sis

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

WHO WANTS CURRY????

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

BECAUSE I AM MAKING SOME!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

these foods will kill you guys srsly

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

uh not curry, curry is nice.

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

PDF ME THAT MASALLA

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

do i post it here? would you also like a curry recipe?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

the meat-like stuff doesn't taste like anything remotely resembling meat is the problem. xxpost.

at least I will die knowing I saved $30/month on groceries.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

I had yoohoo this morning for breakfast drink

now I am having ICED COFFEE FROM A CAN

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

NO I WANT YOU TO SEND ME A SERVING VIA ELECTRONIC MAIL

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, jhoshea i was gonna say. also, may i ask you a question about buddhism?

brtrps i'll take a picture

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

Chicken Tikka Masala

Ingredients
1 lb boneless chicken tenders (chicken breasts are ok, but strips of chicken are better)
1 large onion, pureed
1 sliced up green bell pepper
1 small onion, diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
8 oz tomato sauce
¼ - ½ cup heavy cream
2 in fresh ginger, finely chopped
¼ cup yogurt
½ tsp cayenne pepper (or to taste)
¼ tsp garam masala (or to taste) (if not available, use cumin, crushed clove, and a touch of cinnamon)
1 cinnamon stick
½ cup chopped coriander/cilantro
1 tsp ground cumin
¾ tsp salt
½ tsp turmeric
vegetable oil

Directions
Marinate the chicken in minced garlic, ginger, diced onions, ¼ tsp cayenne pepper, garam masala, and yogurt. Marinate for 4 hours or overnight. Marinating for a few days makes the chicken very tasty

Cut chicken into strips, if not in strips already. Bake at 350° for 20 minutes.

Heat vegetable oil in a skillet, so the oil covers the bottom of the pan. Cook green bell pepper and cinnamon stick in the hot oil until stick unfurls [btw – I, Áine, never saw the stick unfurl – I gave up after 5 minutes]. Add pureed onion (watch out, the oil and the water make fireworks in the kitchen). Cook until the onion turns grey (about 8 minutes). Add coriander, cumin, ¼ tsp cayenne pepper and turmeric. Cook for 1 minute. Add tomato sauce. Heat until oil and tomatoes separate. Add cream and salt. When adding the cream, add about a quarter cup at a time. Stir well and check the color of the sauce. Stop adding cream when the sauce is between a bright orange and peach. The salt helps balance the flavor of the cayenne pepper. If you accidentally added too much pepper, try adding a bit more salt to get the blend right. Simmer for 5 minutes. Add chicken to sauce and cook until chicken is cooked, about 10 minutes. Garnish with coriander leaves and serve with rice.

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

maybe it will be like that kids in the hall sketch and I'll get a lifetime supply of macaroni and cheese and ketchup.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

(i usually never take the time to marinate, and i don't have a processor, but i know that pureed onions are clutch)

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/boorn-in-teh-usa_r.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

the meat-like stuff doesn't taste like anything remotely resembling meat is the problem.

no, i know! That's why you have to let the sauce penetrate it and redeem it with its sugary beneficence.

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

a friend of mine won a year's supply of Aspen Edge when we were at some art gallery party in actual Aspen and Evander Holyfield was there too

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

they never paid up, though, the fucks

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

wtf that is not cool.

things I would enjoy a lifetime supply of:

1. bagel bites

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

2. beer
3. coffee

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

you are welcome to ask me any questions about buddhism - i will try not to get too testy like i did that one time

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Jessie - compared to Allston a lot of Brighton is pretty fancypants. I've lived all in a lot of places around town yet feel most at home in this general area. I think it's because my first apt was in Allston. Good bubble tea places, korean bakeries, spikes, The Common Ground, Inbound pizza . . . For all its shortcomings, it has a lot to like! I just found out that I got into grad school so it looks like I'll be in Boston for a while now knowing me, I'll end up staying around here.

Also, I love SpaghettiOs and I would like curry!

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

why not just rub the chicken with the seasonings and poach it in the sauce and save a couple of days?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

4. curry
5. sushis

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

sushi would probably be a bad idea, unless it was trucked in fresh every day

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

you don't know anything about marinades, sheesh

(unless you mean rub --> poach --> save --> serve

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

i just want 94/7 access to sushi and curry and beer and coffee and blowjobs and a swimming hole with otters in it

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

you'd just get a card, redeemable for any sushi in the world

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

I can't decide if I would truly enjoy a lifetime's supply of hot pockets or simply resign myself to it.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

pizza sushi

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

I have never had a hot pocket. Am I missing out?

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

............yyyyyyyy...no.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

jhoshea my question was sort of vague, and had to do with reconciling alcohol/weed/whatever consumption with buddhism. a friend of mine started studying very seriously a few years ago (went abroad, had a formal ceremony that i don't really understand the significance of?), gave up all drugs, now will have like three drinks if he's feeling wild

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

6. pizza
7. gin
8. tonic water
9. limes

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

haha a friend of mine had a funny experience on the subway where a bunch of tourists were all standing on the train, eating hot pockets. where the fuck did a bunch of tourists get hot pockets?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

the hot pocket vendor of course.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

10. money

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

11. miller high life

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

oh the champagne of beers.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

12. champagne

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

you guys' choices are boring.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

Which they sell in cans at The Model. If that doesn't make a bar great, I don't know what does.

x-post

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

Model Cafe?

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

I have a pack of miller high life tall boys in my fridge right now.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

13. Wuv

― Laurel, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

looks like SOMEone won't be getting any of my champagne or sushis

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah, way to pussy the whole thing up, Laurel, sheesh

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

Yup, the one and only. It's really cheap too which, aside from a great jukebox, makes it a worthwhile place.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

My needs are few, Jessie. I've already got 94/7 access to Budweiser and Marlboros thanks to the miracles of modern bodega service, and with enough of those two the other aggravations of my life are pretty well blunted.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

14. pu- no.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.szechuan-restaurant.com/menus/pics/pupuplatter.gif

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

i would eat all this pu pu

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

xp to river wolf - well there's a large monastic influence in buddhism which certainly looks down on those things. outside of that there may be some sort of sense that drinking etc is somewhat self-indulgent or counter-productive or just pointless.

i drink and smoke weed and occasionally indulge in whatever, but my parents were students of chogyam trungpa rinpoche the notorious drunk - so i might have a slightly different perspective than is typical in buddhist culture.

i would say that cultivating any of these things as a habit is at least somewhat antithetical to buddhist teachings.

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

ok that's what i thought

did any solid book recs come up on the buddhist thread? i sorta stopped reading when things went pear-shaped/the thread went off the bottom of the screen

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

I have a case of Miller High Life unfortunately sitting in my living room warm instead of in my fridge cold because I got drunk and forgetful last night.

15. Dinty Moore Beef Stew

― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

my recommendations: what makes you not a buddhist dzongsar jamyang khyentse or the essential chogyam trungpa. both quite outrageous, unconventional, cynical teachers w/a good sense of western language and culture.

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

16. Dr. Pepper

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

17. Diet Coke
18. Peppermint Patties

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

19. Marcies

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

20. TWIX

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

candy is the most overrated you guys

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

twix is sweet

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Hi DCers. Any tips on finding sociology/social science internships with the gov't? I don't have a dcilxorjobs.xls file but I'm guessing at least some of you are on their payroll.

― dan m, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

state dept website

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

lol office is closing because it's scary outside

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

It is scary! I want my office to close. Boo.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

tomorrow in my apartment there will be a weiner dog and this:

http://www.motorbooks.com/Store/UserDirs/motorbooks.com/coverimages/139281.jpg

i don't think there are any shows i want to see this weekend so i think me and the dog will get some quality time in the backyard during the day then watch movies all night.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

i have never seen vanishing point

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

have any of you ever played this? that's the only other thing i miss about new england.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

dear getty,

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/5/16/f_57430857m_10c1eac.jpg

thanks for being awesome.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

dan m you can try usajobs.com but I'm sure you already have.
I dunno who does the social sciences around here, I work for the mil/ind complexxx

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

HOW DO HE GET THE BEER IN HE MOUF

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

a close friend of mine works for getty images, she had dinner & drinks with michael ochs last night! i guess they just acquired a huge chunk of his archives.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

in new england I played tarot quite a lot, it's a really cool game. similar I think

― daria-g, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/TAROT_EXCUSE.jpg/180px-TAROT_EXCUSE.jpg
l'excuse (the fool)

― daria-g, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

wow ok what circumstance would anyone need that stock image?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

advert for a post-ren faire kegger?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

guys all the pollen in brooklyn just raped my cranial orifices ;_;

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

probably my other orifices too

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno, I think it should be the number 1 result for "awesome + party + everyone else will be jealous + solitude"

uh, bar trip

― I DIED, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

OKAY I THINK TOMORROW MY COMPANY WILL BE GIVING ME FREE BEER AND WINE AT LUNCH, WOOT

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

kevin - never forty fives but hows abt halfball!!!!

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

announcement: TOMORROW THERE WILL BE FREE BEER AND WINE AT LUNCH FOR EVERYONE - JORDAN, KAREN, FRANK, BOB, MANEESH, SARAH ET AL.

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

no, never halfball. i played wiffleball regularly until i moved to chicago though. at work we had a 15 person league. any game that you can play with both a cigarette and beer can in your hand with no negative impact is the game for me.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

frisbee golf

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

the only bad thing about frisbee golf is the kind of people who play frisbee golf

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

crazy rain is crazy

― I DIED, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

i went to the grocery store after work yesterday. when i got off the el it was misting, when i left the store it was raining, when i got to the bus stop it was pouring. the bus wasn't coming so i decided to start hoofing it and i'd catch the bus when it came along. it's a mile from my apartment and that goddamn bus never came. i was so soaked that my jacket, hoodie, and boots were all still unwearable this morning.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

"hi kevin, would you mind dropping what you're doing and looking something up for me because i'm too lazy to google it my own damn self? i honestly thought it would be easier to get up, get on the elevator, come down to your desk, interupt you while you're obviously doing something else and ask you for this information. oh, and i'm going to stand here next to your desk and look at you until you get it for me. thanks. oh, by the way, i don't need this for anything official i was just kind of curious."

that was a conversation i just had. it wasn't those exact words but it was pretty much the gist of it.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

at least it didn't happen at like 4:55--quite

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

it wouldn't, my tour is 8:00 - 4:30, meaning i've been off the clock for 7 minutes now. which also means i should start making my way to the door.

ciao kids.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

wait doesn't noiz- and except-er sexyDancer work for getty images?

(/jaymc)

maybe he can tell us why that picture exists. the answer, i suspect, is "why not?"

frisbee golf is actually fun, but kenan otm w/r/t the douches who play it. that said, smoking bowls and wandering around the frisbee golf course in hstngs was pretty fun back in the old times

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

that was a conversation i just had. it wasn't those exact words but it was pretty much the gist of it.

haha

yes... I had one of the women in the office yesterday com eup to me and ask, "What were aluminum cans made of back when they were really hard to crush? Was it just really thick aluminum?" WTF lady, get a job.

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

sexyDancer does film stuff for them

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

:-D
^_^

is there a smiley more joyful I can use?

― Ed, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

Also, WTF, JW, how do you shot live in escape pod?

― Ed, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

is sexyDancer in nyc? someone in the nyc office hooked me up (via my friend) with these television bootlegs i've been digging for the past week.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Did you all died? Herro DC?

― Laurel, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

no, we just all hate each other

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

yay hate

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, whatever gets you up in the morning.

― Laurel, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Image]

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thecrystalgarden.com/About_Us/CDOpenYourHeartToLoveFrontCover.JPG

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

MUSCLE AND HATE
FORCE IS MACHINE
JOIN IN THE CHANT
MUSCLE

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, whatever gets you up in the morning.

speaking of that, my bus crush wasn't on my bus this morning. ;_;

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

your life is a cold penis

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

as long as my lunch isn't i think i'm ok with that.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

Name me some places that are easy and cheap to get to from Chicago an London.

― Ed, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/63/197375913_48b5b5d93e.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

purgatory
limbo
icsoelse triangles
pepperoni land of magic micemen

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

None of those appear in expedia.

― Ed, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

if you're flying, everyplace is easy to get to from chicago. if you're driving, fewer places are available. if you're walking, i dunno, i guess you could make it to gary, indianan but why would you want to?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

GARAY, INDIANAN. the extra "n" stands for "no".

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

holy fuck now i have to figure out what the hell that extra a stands for.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

The Land of Nod

― Laurel, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

F*CK EXPEDIA.

seriously.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

the extra a stands for abstinence

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

it's not abstinence if there's no other option, right? i mean, you can't abstain from something that isn't available to you correct.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

EXPEDIA is fucking awful, but we have no orbitz in the uk and lastminute.com and the other sites they own are worse. I guess opodo is ok.

― Ed, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

whut

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

Ex-PeeFreely: "no, you can't change that ticket"
me: /calls airline
VirginBabe: "uh whut, you can totally change your ticket lolz"
me: "so let's change it"
VirginBabe: "you booked it through expedia, sorry lolz"
me: /small dark cloud fizzles above head
me: /calls expedia again
me: "ok, so let's change my ticket"
Ex-PeeFreely: "no, the airline's own rules and restrictions say that you can't change that ticket"
me: "look you COCKFARMER i talked to the airline and they said you're full of SHIT now CHANGE IT"
Ex-PeeFreely: "can i put you on hold?"
me: "sure!"
me: /grows old, dies, is reborn as slug, learns humility and honor, finally is reborn as me again
Ex-PeeFreely: "hi! i am sorry about that long wait sir"
me: "all is forgiven. all is one."
Ex-PeeFreely: "what i can do is call the airline to see if they allow me to change your ticket. do you mind if i put you on hold?"
me: "YOU COCKING C--"
me: /grows old, dies, is reborn as slug, learns humility and honor, finally is reborn as me again
Ex-PeeFreely: "hi! i am sorry about that long wait sir"
me: "..."
Ex-PeeFreely: "sir?"
me: "what"
Ex-PeeFreely: "sir, i can change that ticket, sir."
me: /hallucinates angels singing
me: "oh crap am i going to die again?"
Ex-PeeFreely: "sir?"
me: "never mind. that's great. now i want to be really clear that i don't want to actually change it until i know how much it's going to cost to change it."
Ex-PeeFreely: "right."
me: "so how much will it cost to change it from [date x] to [date y]?"
Ex-PeeFreely: "sir, i don't have that information to hand."
me: "what??"
Ex-PeeFreely: "sir i cannot tell you the additional cost until we make the exchange."
me: "what do you mean 'the exchange'?"
Ex-PeeFreely: "i mean that until we make the exchange, sir, i cannot tell you what it will cost."
me: "you mean i have to change my ticket first and then find out what it costs!?"
Ex-PeeFreely: "um... yes sir."
me: "but that's ridiculous!"
Ex-PeeFreely: "i'm sorry sir. is there anything else i can help you with today?"
me: "wait, why can't the airline tell you?"
Ex-PeeFreely: "if you want sir, i can put you on hold again and call the airline and find out for you sir."

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

haha NEVER EVER BOOK THROUGH AN AGENT WHEN YOU CAN BUY DIRECT

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.turtletrader.com/images/paul-tudor-jones.jpg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

ok wow

I have never had a problem with Expedia but I've hardly used them and I never change travel arrangements once they are set unless I miss a flight or the arrangements are work-related.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

This is why I almost always buy direct from the airline but package deals make the expedias of this world attractive.

― Ed, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

Ed likes a good package, hur hur.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

Given that the reason that this comes up is I have very little work to do and I am plotting/fantasising an intercontinental booty call, that is a appropriate comment mr DP.

― Ed, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

ed, since o'hare is a hub for a lot of airlines and most have connecting flights out of chicago it's very easy and relatively cheap to get anywhere from here. that's one redeeming thing about being in the middle of the goddamn continent is that you're only four hours from the four corners of the country.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

what's even better is that i went through that exact process twice, because the first time i was so delirious with irritation that i stuck the phone in my pants as a joke, and hung up by mistake

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

the look on emma b's face at that moment: sheer disgust

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

u can all die under my umbrellahellahellaheheheheh

― jhøshea, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

Does your phone have speaker phone? Because I am going to enliven my frustrating customer service experiences by sticking my phone on speaker and sticking it down my pants.

― Ed, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

Can you die from sleep deprivation? I KNEW I should have watched The Machinist instead of just returning it.

― Laurel, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

I which case I must have died by now.

― Ed, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Can you die from sleep deprivation?

...

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

There are many phases before you die of sleep deprivation. Step 1: Being sleepy. Step 2: Being a purple dick to everyone. Step 3: Being really sleepy. Step 4: Mild hallucinations, loss of speech and motor control. Step 5: Pants-wetting. Step 6: Constant screaming.

Etc.

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

ha friend just randomly sent me alkie cat2 and the site is like whoa

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20061204-SYDNEY.jpg
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20070515-Clarita.jpg
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20070513-Odin.jpg

― jhøshea, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

ok whole page alkie cats

― jhøshea, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Image]

― jhøshea, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

Dudes, I just got back from Philly via Atlanta. Delta Airlines fucking blows cocks. At one point, one of the professional placaters actually said to my wife and I "Yeah, they don't really care about late arrivals missing their connections. They won't hold up departures even for 5 minutes because people stress that on-time departures are what they want."

I am sure, when phrased as a "On-time or late?" question. How about "On-time, or delayed slightly so that half the plane doesn't have to spend the night in a Clarion Inn by the Atlanta airport, miss work, sleep and time at home?"

Seriously. Fuck Delta Airlines, all they stand for and especially the flight attendant who said "Oh, sure. There won't be a single problem with making your connection." Right before we sat on the FUCKING TARMAC for an HOUR and a FUCKING HALF!!!!!

So glad to be home.

― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20070205-Mugsey.jpg

oh noes kitty is just a pawn for BIG PHARM

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

BLINDED BY THE LITE
WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE
ANOTHER BONER IN THE NIGHT

― TOMBOT, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:50 (eighteen years ago)

THAT'S WHAY YOU HANG AROUND, PEEPS

that is why you keep stikkin aOd

― TOMBOT, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:51 (eighteen years ago)

WITH A BONER ON MY SHOULDER FEELIN KINDA OLDER

― TOMBOT, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:52 (eighteen years ago)

beenada deenada beenada
deenada beenada deenada
beenada deenada beenada
deenada beenada deenada
beenada deenada beenada
deenada

she wuz
BLINDED BY THE LITE
WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE
ANOTHER BONER IN THE NIGHT

― TOMBOT, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

GIN OCEAN, Dudes, GIN FUCKING OCEAN

― Ed, Friday, 18 May 2007 09:05 (eighteen years ago)

boners

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

so is everyone in dc dead, hungover, or both?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

it's overcast here

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

no yr just hungover

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

when i left for work it was 35 degrees in one of the near west 'burbs. it was fucking ninety degrees on monday for christ's sake.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, shock of the day: there's a missed cx on craigslist titled "LAUREL FROM MICHIGAN" and it's ACTUALLY NOT ME.

― Laurel, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

there was a chicago one about 3 weeks ago for a tall, skinny guy with brown curly hair wearing a black jacket and a hoodie on a street i walk at least twice a day that wasn't for me.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

ok can someone explain to me why the racistbait thread hasn't been locked?

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

mods don't care anymore.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

seriously. or why people are still posting there.

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

come on, dan, we all know your kind loves to kill white people. NOT THAT I'M RACIST.

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

yeah what is the deal?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

I am on the verge of demanding mod powers back.

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

what's the matter, are you afraid of OPENING YOUR EYES TO THE TRUTH??

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

cop + weed brownies = 911: help we're dying

― jhøshea, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

And srsly guys, my post was not a request to bring the "roffles" from that thread over here.

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nbcsports.com/2007/0518/1520392_400X280.jpg

― mookieproof, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

That is the greatest 911 call ever.

Cops are so smart.

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

GL = awesome

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

AND I THINK WE"RE DEAD TIME IS GOING BY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SLOW

― jhøshea, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.conelrad.com/conelrad100/images/pota_110404.gif

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

How can you be a cop and not be aware that marijuana does that to you? Or that it is NOT EVER FATAL?

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.democracymeansyou.com/images/planet-of-apes-lg.gif

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

you maniacs ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

complete weed brownie 911 audio

― jhøshea, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

whats the red wings score? i just wanna make sure this isnt like some sort of hueg
hallucination i'm having

― jhøshea, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://fawny.org/blog/images/44StJoseph.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.motorcycleroads.us/roads/ma/ma_us44e.gif

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/Harold-Wyllie/US-44-Gun-Frigate-Constitution-Print-C10383564.jpeg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.suathletics.com/images/Football/2005/11/9/FBHallofFame_44-exhibit8_web.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dailyolive.com/images/plymouth.jpg

― mookieproof, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

44, gin 8080, although someone recently told me i was an aspirational peasant for preferring vodka.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

i prefer my drinks to be colored, which makes me something something

― mookieproof, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

HOMO SEXUAL

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

j/k

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

FANCY PANTS

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― mookieproof, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

It's 2007, no one says "colored" anymore.

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

HIGH FALUTIN

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.drphil.com/shows/show/904/

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh but if you drink leinenkugel then you're all man, eh toughie toughster?

― mookieproof, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

jesus goddamn christ i don't think it is possible for me to be any more bored or less inspired today. i should go tell my boss "hey, it's just not happening today. i'm taking off." i would do that if i didn't need a job anymore.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~jem307/40/drugsfawty.jpg

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND GUYS

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

alex can you ban all these gwkermedia commenters plz?

― daria-g, Friday, 18 May 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

i died

― I DIED, Saturday, 19 May 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

all I remember about the last few hours of last night is telling a lot of people that I love them and then throwing up.

― I DIED, Saturday, 19 May 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

my bag, containing my ipod, check book, pay stub, w2 (with SSN), several books, and some work papers was stolen from the bar last night. fucking fucks.

― chicago kevin, Saturday, 19 May 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

oh that is a bummer, dude

― river wolf, Saturday, 19 May 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

i lost my dignity at a bar last night, though

― river wolf, Saturday, 19 May 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

bad decisions, made in public

― river wolf, Saturday, 19 May 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

I came home with someone else's camera. That is SO NOT COOL. I didn't stel it maliciously or anything, and in fact my friends all but forced it on me, insisting it was mine, but thing is, it's not mine. Anyone missing a camera?

― kenan, Saturday, 19 May 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit, Kevin. that's terrible. assholes!

― horseshoe, Saturday, 19 May 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

My stubborn refusal to bend my Friday night behaviour to fit the fact that I work on Saturday mornings is starting to get the best of me.

And yeah, Kevin, that's awful.

― John Justen, Saturday, 19 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

holy crap, kevin, that's a lot of shit to be stolen at once! I'm so sorry.

Anything I can do? Something along the lines of buying you some drinks?

― kenan, Saturday, 19 May 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

so I soaked a few of the habanero stuffed olives in the remnants of brian's serrano-infused vodka and I just ate one, I am basically high right now

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 19 May 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

they aren't kidding that capsaicin is a contact narcotic

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 19 May 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

wow

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 19 May 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

also my mouth is hot

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 19 May 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/59/Cthulhu-elections.gif

― river wolf, Saturday, 19 May 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Ahahahah.

Kevin: WAY TO GO, AWESOME, DUDE. So glad to hear the good news.
Evan: Wait, where's the part where you tell us what you did last night?
Brian: Throwing up is okay, it makes the next morning way more blood diamonds -- plus your friends love you too so that's good.
Kenan: Put the camera on the craigslist lost and found and see who salutes.

― Laurel, Saturday, 19 May 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Drinking my roommates Natty Ice to break the powerful hangover spell? NOT RECOMMENDED.

― John Justen, Saturday, 19 May 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not entirely sure i should be sharing the details of what happened last night online

― river wolf, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

why I am drunk posting on ILX? u_u

― jessie monster, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

why am i sober?

― river wolf, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

I DUNNO GET ON THAT.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

raspberry vodka is delicious.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

yes, but: bad decisions

― river wolf, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

wow this must be a doozy of a bad decision if it has stemmed the flow of alcohol into your belly.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ that post was a bad decision

― jessie monster, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not actually sure it was THAT bad of a decision (on my part), but it certainly was on someone else's, and i'm party to that

― river wolf, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh noes Mr. Que is gonna die of drinking tea and reading the new yorker!

― I DIED, Sunday, 20 May 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

"tea"

― mookieproof, Sunday, 20 May 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

We should set up a private list for stuff we want to discuss off board. I could do with asking some advice of you guys but I'm not doing it where everyone can see.

Plus we can find out about river wolf's bad decisions.

― Ed, Sunday, 20 May 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ shes not worth it morrissey

― 696, Sunday, 20 May 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

Screw you, marr.

― Ed, Sunday, 20 May 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

oh noes Mr. Que is gonna die of drinking tea and reading the new yorker!

-- I DIED, Sunday, 20 May 2007 04:25 (8 hours ago) Link

I was quoting Metallica. We just watched the Metallica doc, it was hysterical. That line was so awesome and I can't believe that they sing it and I wanted to share. It was not a comment on anyone's life, or death, style.

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 20 May 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

We're gonna play the game the playstation all day,
With metal gear solid to tekken 3.
And from omega boost to resident evil
Just play for the fun
Cos we got it going on.

Tekken 3, metal gear solid
Resident evil, gran turismo, omega boost,
Bloody roar, x-files, all over the world
Come on
Ridge racer
Odd world
Winning Eleven
The game on the playstation

P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.

Tekken 3, metal gear solid
Resident evil, gran turismo, omega boost,
Bloody roar, x-files, all over the world
Come on
Ridge racer
Odd world
Winning Eleven
The game on the playstation

P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.

We're gonna play the game the playstation all day,
With metal gear solid to tekken 3
And from omega boost to resident evil
Just play for the fun
Cos we got it going on.
Ridge racer
Odd world
Winning Eleven
The game on the playstation

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

i got my bag back. bar back thought i left and stowed it in the back room. bartender did not know this. everything is still there but i'd already called my bank so i'm pretty sure i'm without cash until at least tomorrow.

this is my first sober sunday in i don't know how long.

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 20 May 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

congrats!

― mookieproof, Sunday, 20 May 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

(on the bag, not the sobriety)

― mookieproof, Sunday, 20 May 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Congrats! (On the sobriety; if I ain't drinking you mofos are not drinking right along with me.)

― HI DERE, Sunday, 20 May 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

I LOVE THAT EIFFEL 67 OR WHATEVER THEY WERE CALLED SONG!!! IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 20 May 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

yeah someone was hating on Eiffel 65 on ILM so I vented my frustrations here, thanks again DC thread

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 20 May 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh yay, Kevin!

hi DC!

― horseshoe, Sunday, 20 May 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

WHEW dang dude

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 20 May 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

I am waiting on a friend to get out of graduation shit with soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend so we can play Katamari. DO I START DRINKING NOW Y/N?

― jessie monster, Monday, 21 May 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

Y, but only because I support more ILXors turning into alcoholics

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

Shockingly, I vote Y.

― John Justen, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

i had a couple glasses of red and a couple of champagne today. sunday brunch that ends up going on for about 10 hours.. classic or classic?

― daria-g, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for the well wishing. to recap my weekend: i didn't go to 21 year old girl's party saturday because i couldn't remember where she lived even though i know i walked home from there. so i took my beer and went back and listened to records with the little dog i'm watching. today i cleaned my apartment and while i was doing that said little dog took a poop under my bed. despite this i am in total little god love again and when they go to get him a brother in 8 days i'm going with them because the woman they're getting the brother from also breeds chihuahuas. i'm half-tempted to go into serious debt for a little friend.

right now i'm absolutely LOVING this song "flash and crash" by rocky and the riddlers. 1965 two-chord guitar stomp with requisite cheesey organ beat. it's fucking killing me, so good, so basic it's almost elemental.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

lately i am kind of obsessed with 'stress' by justice. so great.

― daria-g, Monday, 21 May 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

HAY GUISE I DONT KNOW WHY IM UP I HAD TO CLEAN TEH PUEK OFF MY BROOM FLOR LOL

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

the coffee place by work gives free extra espresso shots on mondays! yahoo!

― jessie monster, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

I support the idea of Kevin getting a little friend.

― Laurel, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

dc threads = ilxaa

― jhøshea, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

I support the idea of doggies everywhere.

― jessie monster, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

I support the idea only if he gets a large handbag to carry said little friend around in.

― Ed, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

it has to be pink. and preferably alligator-skin-patterned

― jessie monster, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

Is there any other kind?

― Ed, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

i think so, yes

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

some of them are furry with leopard print.

― jessie monster, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

Srsly Kevin, if I meet you face to face and you have a dog in a bag, I may be forced to kill you.

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

omg u guys yesterday on planet earth i saw otters fighting a crocodile!

and the otters won!

― jhøshea, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

dude, if i ever walked around with a little dog in a bag consider that i plea for someone to kill me.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

oh office scrabble, how I love you.

― jessie monster, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

i just spent a leisurely morning drinking coffee and watching oprah. i'm going to go outside and smoke a cigarette then i'm going to go to the park and read and watch girls.

today = reason for living.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

I get next monday off, maybe I will do similar things.

― jessie monster, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

omg u guys yesterday on planet earth i saw otters fighting a crocodile!

and the otters won!

-- jhøshea, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:00 (1 hour ago) Link

link plz

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5308

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

epic battle is in this ep http://www.mininova.org/tor/498736

so epic

― jhøshea, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

these otters hold hands float around fall asleep cute

― jhøshea, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/4408/otterzhg4.jpg

― jhøshea, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

whoah

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

my homies

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

that was my favorite scene in all of the Planet Earth series.

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

guys wow

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

ok cool jhøshea, i didn't notice you linked to a torrent of that episode! Thanks!

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

my pleasure - i havent watched all the planet earths yet but i really appreciate the whole were just going to show you the absolutely most bonkers stuff interspersed w/beautiful aerial shots and forget everything else approach

def recommended

― jhøshea, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE
-- Mr. Que, Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTAR:

http://www.oma.eu//images/photocache/stories/RAK_Convention_Centre/061221collage1b_451x329x90.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

ooh, i should netflix that shit

xp rad!

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

you can buy wild kingdom dvds for like $6 it is awesome. there is one dude who is obsessed with jumping on elk-type creatures from a helicopter.

― jessie monster, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still partial to Attenborough in the nature show department. "Life On Earth" is amazing if you can get all 13 hours of it. The idea is to start at the very beginning of life on the planet and take you through the evolution of increasingly advanced animals and plants. Lotsa amazing camera work, and very educational.

I kinda noticed that Planet Earth was missing a lot of Why and How of the animals they were showing... I think I heard Sigourney Weaver mention evolution, like, once.

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

like less than 15% of old school DC posters post to the DC thread anymore

― TOMBOT, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

did mary die?

― mookieproof, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

I was asking quincie about @@ron Gr0ssman when she was here. Is j-lu still around?

― n/a, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/tombstone.php?line1=NO%20&line2=ONE%20&line3=DIED%20&line4=DUDES&line5=LOLOLOLOL

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

17.39% of schefterblog visitors come to schefterblog by doing a search on "adam schefter" on the internet. this is good but not as high as hoped. however, 8.7% come on a search for "rich eisen" and another 8.7% come on a search for "IAN SVENONIUS" and this is the best thing i could've ever hoped for.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

j.lu still posts on ilx i think, btw. just not here. mary comes out to hang out with us very regularly but doesn't post.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

this is because she is intelligent.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/173/bikeclubpl3.jpg

― daria-g, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

it's like someone took a scan of my brain!

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

what a magical, fantastical contraption!

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

I know a dude who bought one of those things and is trying to turn it into a business here in Minneapolis.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

it's real? i thought it was a photoshop!

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll

Say you don't know me, or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays La Bamba,
Listen to the radio -
Don't you remember?
We built this city,
We built this city on rock an' roll!

We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll

Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares - they're always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

Marconi plays La Bamba,
Listen to the radio -
Don't you remember?
We built this city,
We built this city on rock an' roll!

We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll

It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold, oh, but we just lost the beat

Who counts the money underneath the bar
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars
Don't tell us you need us, 'cause we're the simple fools
Looking for America, crawling through your schools

(I'm looking out over that Golden Gate bridge
Out on another gorgeous sunny Saturday, I'm seeing that bumper-to-bumper traffic)

Don't you remember? (remember)

(Here's your favorite radio station, in your favorite radio city
The city by the bay, the city that rocks, the city that never sleeps)

Marconi plays La Bamba,
Listen to the radio -
Don't you remember?
We built this city,
We built this city on rock an' roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll

(We built, we built this city)
Built this city (we built, we built this city)
(Repeat until fade)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

my dad sent me that photo, he's from minnesota.. must've been from one of his friends

― daria-g, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still waiting for my sassy profile

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

I am fucking sleepy.

― jessie monster, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

He bought it in Holland or something. A European company makes them. They're pretty rare in the states.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

guys I think I am going to try and make szechuan peppercorn vodka.

― I DIED, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Hi you're crazy. I didn't even have any of that crazy hot stuff, Ally made me smell it and I knew it wasn't gonna happen.

― Laurel, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

I used to make Chinese food flavored vodka. It was just Tso-Tso.

― brownie, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

damn, this day just keeps getting better!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Re joek: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT etc. There was one of those sock-and-underwear booths at the street fest yesterday and the proprietor was trying to drum up business with jokes like "I just opened a kosher Chinese restaurant. Yeah, it's called 'So Soo Mi.'"

― Laurel, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH

― brownie, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

DEAR TV'S WANKETTE, JEW, AND $BLOGGER, CAN YOU HOOK ME UP W/ THE JEZABEL GRRLS? THEY SEEM NICE AND TEHY LOOK LEIK TEHY MIGHT PUT OUT IF GIVEN BOOZE/DRUGS. PLS ADVISE

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

i'm going to take out the trash and gun a stick then watch a movie and have a stella. BEST DAY EVAH!!!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

yeah wtf are you doing HERE?

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

wait... "gun a stick"?

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

jon, sassy profiles come out every thursday but i can move it up to tuesday if i'm real bored again tomorrow.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Wait. So the idea is that you peddle yourself and your fat-ass friends around while drinking beer...?

YES FREINDS, I SAID "FAT-ASSED", WE ARE NOT IN OUR 20S ANYMORE

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

i am

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

and i have an amazing ass, fwiw

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

i'm fat and my heel hurts

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

but i still got it

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

and i have an amazing ass, fwiw

pix plz

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

bicycle butt, ahoy!

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

ohhh man that jezebel blog rich is referencing upthread is so, so, so, so bad it is actually making jesus sob up in heaven sad tears of regret for saving humankind.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

why do you need a gossip blog especially for women? note to (BLOGGING ENTREPRENEUR'S NAME HERE): yr gossip blogs are only read by wimmens and gays anyway, because they are gossip blogs, so there is no need to create special separate blog for wimmens and gays! c'mon.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

i googled it, but nothing came up. link plz.

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

still one of those girls is cuet and i endorse jimmy teh mod making the fucking with her.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jezebel.com/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/39/2007/05/meettheeditors.jpg

heavens

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, what do girls who might put out look like?

― Laurel, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

that, apparently

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

I think the "if given booze/drugs" bit is kind of essential to meaning up there.

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

they look like any girl since any girl might put out. the trick is to find the ones that do. speaking of which, i has a daet for thursday, TODAY I AM HAVING THE BEST DAY OF ANYONE EVER.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, what do girls who might put out look like?

Determining this is more art than science.

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

does ghost rider put out?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

so sweet they call him Sugar.

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

Determining this is more art than science.

No, it's pretty much science; see Kevin's answer.

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d163/Pyrokronik/dmt_contraindications1.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

RE: sex vs. making love
Posted By: yeah on 05-21-2007 3:07 pm Report as shockingly offensive

youâre reading too much into this and arenât helping yourself move on at all. youâre broken up. youâre lucky he talks to you, and he has absolutely no reason to tell you who heâs sleeping with. that has nothing to do with respect.

and iâve made love to hookers that i didnât love. itâs just a matter of going slower and whispering a lot of bullshit.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

damn you static screen names.

― I DIED, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

i've made love to hookers that i didn't love is one of my favorite magnetic fields songs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

OK LOCK THREAD hahahahaha

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

guys let's migrate this bitch over to late night shots y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know from late night shots.

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

SECRET HANDSHAKE.

― John Justen, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

it's myspace for doucheholes

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

Okay wait, so it's myspace?????

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

for doucheholes

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was more like facebitch

― TOMBOT, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

they are less judgmental than the ppl on ilx. unless yr alex, then they hate you. also they say awesome things like "i have made love to hookers that i did not love".

they are douches tho.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

It's a douchehole wrapped in a myspace wrapped in an enigma wrapped in facebook, Dan.

I also have no idea what we're talking about, so bear that in mind.

― John Justen, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

There is a critical piece you are missing here, Que: MYSPACE IS ALREADY FOR DOUCHEHOLES, HAVE YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN A MYSPACE PROFILE?

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://dc.latenightshots.com/main.php

xpost lol that is true

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

most people on late night shots looks like this

http://www.ivygateblog.com/images/poppedcollars.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

problem is LNS is CLEARLY not related to anybody's job anywhere, while ILX resembles nothing so much as a document.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

WOWEE WOW WOW

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/7695/db8037np9.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

i was just reading the jezebel blog. i wanted to really hate it 100% but i am a sucker for anything fashion related. though it's kind of sad that they're mostly about the same celebrity crap, just making sure that you know they know it's crap

shoulder pads are back.. debating whether or not to cut the shoulder pads out of some of my 40's tops that still have them.. but i already have wide shoulders, it could be a bit ridiculous

i suppose penance should be to go read pandagon or feministe the rest of the afternoon

― daria-g, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Does getting invited to be a member of LNS lead to going to the revolving bar in Virginia? Because that is the only way I back it.

― Laurel, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

"Where'd you park your DeLorean?"

― TOMBOT, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

there is a difference between the pillars of the community and the turbos, mw.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

ok no one takes a picture like that first one without either A) a HUMONGOUS sense of irony; or B) fucking their mom with a toaster.

The second one = Northampton party.

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

(Tho in fairness those girls are approximately 60% less hairy than the Northampton girls I've seen in their college habitat)

(I = bitch)

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

(I = bitch)

would have been a much better film than I, Robot

― I DIED, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

MR QUE THAT IS THE GREATEST BLOG IN THE UNIVERSE

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

my blog is totally better than that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

fucking their mom with a toaster.
fucking their mom with a toaster.
fucking their mom with a toaster.
fucking their mom with a toaster.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

MR QUE THAT IS THE GREATEST BLOG IN THE UNIVERSE

-- HI DERE, Monday, May 21, 2007 9:12 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

COSIGN

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DBOldNo7B-777984.jpg

ahahahahahahahaha

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

srsly WHERE is the dragon ball z haircut still cool???? i mean, i know the answer is Jersey, but honestly?? why?????

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

wait I'm not really sure I understand what's going on with a lot of things on his head, like also his eyebrows and makeup and face.

― I DIED, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

dudes, ghost rider is here, scroll down!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007_02_01_hotchickswithdouchebags_archive.html

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know if all of you are using your tongues for taste, but those women are almost all perfect counterparts for their douchebags. Just FYI. Keep dreaming, though.

― Laurel, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, they're not all really "hot" but the "pictures" sure are "funny"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

the dudes are funnier

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-04/sgt-dan-volkswagen-beetle-police-car.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Er, dreaming about what? A world where skanky girls don't drape themselves over gigantic twats? DO YOU HATE FUN???????????

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

so tomorrow for our trip to trader joe's we're to go to the embassy row westin hotel and pick up our ZipCar from the valet.

should I wear a bowtie?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

U+K clarification: Will you be wearing pants?

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

(Because in my book, that's fancy enough.)

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

bow tie + pantsless = how fancy?

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

can't be fancy without fancy pants

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

i'll buy that.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

I just got back from trader joes and I swear to god every other person there was a GW student in their pajamas.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

i watched my friends dog for 5 days and in return they brought me back a GALLON of tanqueray. i now possess a half gallon of gin. my friends are the best friends.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

wait, have you consumed a half gallon of gin tonight????????

― river wolf, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

i'm calling poison control

― river wolf, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

srsly, gin is bad for you, ask the teeth of the english

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

wait, have you consumed a half gallon of gin tonight????????

me and bill did. lisle stuck with beer.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

that's still kinda rough, man

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

don't get me wrong, i'm no moral authority. I've drank that much in a night, easy. Maybe not a Monday night, but a night.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

dean & deluca didn't have any schezuan peppercorns - any other suggestions, people on this board who actually live in DC?

― I DIED, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

super h mart? of course, you have to go to fairfax..
i mean, i go there, i would drive to fairfax but i can't until at least wednesday. they have all sorts of crazy stuff. i got some sake there last time to bring over for movies one sunday and then couldn't manage to leave the house, so i still have it

also what is that fancy ass market on new mexico ave by chef geoff's.. balducci's? you could try there?

― daria-g, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://hmart.com/images/product/l-061005-1.jpg

― daria-g, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

i will have all this kimchi

― daria-g, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

DRNK OH NOES.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

PRHPS OH YESSES.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

gnight.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

yesterday I:

stayed home from work
lazily drank coffee all morning
played with a little dog
went to the park and read a book
cleaned my apartment
got invited out for dinner and drinks with the one traditionally beautiful woman i've ever dated
watched "vanishing point"
drank beer
was given a gallon of gin
had an impromptu bbq in the back yard with my two best friends, my upstairs neighbors, neighbor's parents/in-laws, and a couple other people.

yesterday was the best day i've had in years.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

Sounds sweet. I was up at 5 to get to Imminghan and the way things are going I will be doing the same thing again tomorrow.

― Ed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

It seems, as well, that I'll be in chicago in august.

― Ed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

come on out ed. august is probably the worst possible time to visit chicago (or january, depending on your tolerance for oppresive heat/hummidity or bitter cold and insane winds) but luckily most bars are air conditioned.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

brian, try whole foods? i've seen them there before.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

I made shrimp Caesar salad last night it was delishus.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

Right now I would visit chicago every day.

― Ed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to whole foods tonight - will check.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

Right now I would visit chicago every day.

people live here, too!

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

I forget, where is here?

― Ed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

put down the pipe.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

hey dc, 10/1/07 we're getting drunk on your turf.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

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