Seriously, what activities would not be enhanced by a blowjob?

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Blow jobs are awesome. They can turn any event into a party.

Things to do that are made better by blowjobs:
driving
videogames
eating a steak

Things that are not made better by blowjobs:
appendectomy

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Can a blowjob enhance a blowjob?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

i would imagine taking a piss would not be enhanced.

Things to do that are made better by blowjobs:
...

eating a steak

i have a new goal for the summer.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

I do not think that visiting Grandma would be enhanced by a blowjob.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

running for your life from bengal tigers would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

dentist visit would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

bicycling.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm kind of on the fence re: running from bengal tigers!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

it would be hard enough (no pun intended) running from a tiger without, well, THAT going on.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Can a blowjob enhance a blowjob?

-- HI DERE, Thursday, April 26, 2007 9:11 AM (33 seconds ago)

Dude, that is one of the major staples of the porn industry. Duh.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

Landing a plane? I can see how it would be fun I just want my pilot to be paying full attention.

― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

Not if she had skateboards strapped to her knees. xpost

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

I think I feel the same way about driving actually. I'm not sure I like the idea of driver's being blown while actually driving. Unless it was a big straight empty road.

― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

I think that in these scenarios, YOU are the one getting the blowjob.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

i was talking to a former flight attendant and it turns out pilots are the biggest overcompensating macho dipshits ever put on earth so i'm sure that it's happened.

xxxpost.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, that is one of the major staples of the porn industry. Duh.

Okay, unless you're talking about two people giving one person a blowjob I have no idea how this could possibly work.

RE: the tigers: If you were able to still get away, you would clearly and incontrovertibly be THE MAN.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

I am not sure of taekwando would be enhanced by a blowjob.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

but you wouldn't get away unless being chased by an only somewheat peckish tiger and it got to the blower instead of the blowee.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

You seriously underestimate my ability to multitask.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

a circumcision probably would not be enhanced.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

dude you seriously overestimate yourself if you think you can outrun a tiger while getting a smoker.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

teaching primary school kids road safety

― Alan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

If I was a surgeon, a blowjob would be just the right thing to steady my nerves.

I am imagining Adam and Eve surgical masks with a flap in the middle. they come in various animal patterns. Only people who live in trailers buy them.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, i'm not even willing to debate on this point.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

teaching primary school kids road safety

-- Alan, Thursday, April 26, 2007 9:21 AM (5 seconds ago)

hahahaha

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

i guess a blowjob is a more realistic substitution for full sex in George Costanza's 'trifecta'. sandwich, tv, blowjob - you could make that work.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

oooooh spicy mustard

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

What if the Tiger was the blower?

― Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

What if the Tiger has teflon-coated saucers strapped to it's feet?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Tiger_yawn_teeth_bite.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

no^^^

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.africanamericans.com/images2/TigerWoods.jpg

NO

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

juggling chainsaws

― kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

ok now you're just being rediculous. i'm trying to have a serious conversation about fleeing bengal tigers whille getting my pickle worked on and you people are trying to make a complete joke of it with talk of teflon-coated saucers strapped to the tiger's paws. LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah how are you going to remain stiff while RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah how are you going to remain stiff while RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, April 26, 2007 9:25 AM (4 seconds ago)

So you've never dated a psycho.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. QUE OTM 8080 BLOOD DIAMONDS ETC ETC.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

lol gurlz

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

So you've never dated anything but a psycho.

fixed.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

i've dated a psycho, she's never chased me with a knife.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Castration would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

"Deep Throat, mon tigre!"

― Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

you people are ignoring my concerns on this thread, dodging the issue, and i don't appreciate it.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

See, you have to channel that into getting away from the tiger.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

Skydiving with only one parachute.

― the next grozart, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

competing in a long driving competition at a golf course. i mean, it would not enhance your chances of winning but who would rather win a long driving competition?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Interrogating a prisoner.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

That wouldn't work for me, but who am i to judge?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm blowed if I know.

― Michael White, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, are we listing this that ARE enhanced or ARE NOT enhanced?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Posting on ILX .. oh WAIT!

― Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Shoveling manure.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Heroin is not enhanced by blowjobs. A blowjob seems like a minor distraction at that point.

― kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

give it 20 minutes kenan.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

running down 50 flights of stairs while fleeing a fire.

actually, anytime you need to flee is probably a bad time for a beej.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

What if you're wearing cleats?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

If you gave the tiger a blowjob it might stop chasing you.

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

dentist visit would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (36 minutes ago)

Totally untrue

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

prove it

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

"You know, doctor, I think my dentist visits would be a LOT more regular if you arranged for your hygienist to blow me every time I came in. Just sayin."

― Michael White, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'M BACK FOR MY DAILY CHECK UP DR. STEIN.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

puking

― braveclub, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

drilling would not be enhanced by sucking is all i am saying here

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i had a story to tell but i dont :-(

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

Experiencing vertigo would probably not be enhanced by a blowjob.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Debating political opponents.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

drilling would not be enhanced by sucking is all i am saying here

What an interesting choice of verb. You are, however, wrong.

― Michael White, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

would being punched in the testicles be enhanced by a blowjob? i'm really not sure about this one.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

so you could get drilled and sucked at the same time?

xpost

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

job interviews

― braveclub, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

depends on the position

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Boxing. Vomiting. Pole vaulting.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Is this some sort of weird triathlon I haven't heard about?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

look for it at the 2008 olympics

― kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Bungee jumping. Physics says so.

― John Justen, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but what happens when the bungee jerks back upwards? where's your physics now?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Not lying on the ground with my severed dick, probably.

― John Justen, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

ENHANCED:

death

NOT ENHANCED:

birth

― nickalicious, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

'scuse me, ma'am, while I put my head in your vagina

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

would being punched in the testicles be enhanced by a blowjob? i'm really not sure about this one.

some people are quite, quite sure about this one.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Bungee jumping. Physics says so.

-- John Justen, Thursday, April 26, 2007 10:14 AM (16 minutes ago)

Yeah, but for about 5 seconds it would be awesome.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

Spelling bee

― Mark C, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

genital gangrene

― Stevie D, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Playing with your kid.

*Tuomas*

PS Actually I think saw this Filepile pic of a woman giving a BJ whilst trying to stop her kid crying. Very... VERY weird. It was a Japanese family.

― stevienixed, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

wau

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

HOW TO STOP YOUR CHILD FROM CRYING:

1) Stop giving blowjobs in front of said child.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

dentist visit would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (36 minutes ago)

totally untrue, cf the 'have you ever gotten an erection from a dental hygenist' convo in white noise

― deeznuts, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

dentist visit would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:14 PM (3 hours ago)

RONG

xpost

― ^@^, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

PS Actually I think saw this Filepile pic

WHAT IS THE FIRST RULE OF THE PILE???

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

A brojob would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Bros before blows

― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

is there such a thing as the opposite of a high five, because that's what I'm giving you right now

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

"sandstorm" by darude would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

― ^@^, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

However, an actual sandstorm would be enahanced by a blowjob.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

But a blowjob would not be enhanced by sand.

― braveclub, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a Zen Koan or something?

― John Justen, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Hunting robots.

― M.V., Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

a dream about disembodied chomping teeth

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

or even embodied ones

― kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

and especially embedded ones

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://i17.tinypic.com/2ns8l7b.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT???

http://i14.tinypic.com/2ns8l7b.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

(ok, there was another pic there just now - what's going on, tinypic?)

― StanM, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, she really wants to hear that song, eh?

xpost

― Michael White, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

the one Stevienixed saw of a woman feeding her baby while, er, yeah. Censored but still NSFW, so I'm not embedding it.

http://i19.tinypic.com/2ihw2zc.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Is she giving head or head-butting

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

(that was an xpost obviously)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

I will, without relating the actual story, personally attest that puking is not enhanced.

― John Justen, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Nor shitting

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh jesus john

― deeznuts, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.poopsheetfoundation.com/covers/little-billy-blumpkin.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

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