― That one guy that quit, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)
lol may as well use this thread for the Brown/Blair handover.
lol paddy ashdown in government
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:09 (eighteen years ago)
lol currently watching The Thick Of It
― Just got offed, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:15 (eighteen years ago)
lol emigrating
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:41 (eighteen years ago)
Ashdown in government is a pretty good way of killing off the Lib Dems, to be honest. A kind of "Hey, remember when this party was going somewhere? Before the pensioner and the alkie?"
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:43 (eighteen years ago)
Nicky Wire (in a banana suit)
― acrobat, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:44 (eighteen years ago)
lol coxhill
― Tom D., Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:51 (eighteen years ago)
cocyx, morelike
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)
Harriet Harman.
Harriet fucking Harman.
I'll send y'all a postcard from Uzbekistan.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
is Harman worse than Blair/Brown?
― milo z, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
harman > blears
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)
i say give the little lady some support.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)
blears is v disgusting but harman is even worse
― RJG, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
How Harriet Harman voted on key issues since 2001:
* Has never voted on a transparent Parliament. votes, speeches * Moderately for introducing a smoking ban. votes, speeches * Very strongly for introducing ID cards. votes, speeches * Very strongly for introducing foundation hospitals. votes, speeches * Strongly for introducing student top-up fees. votes, speeches * Strongly for Labour's anti-terrorism laws. votes, speeches * Very strongly for the Iraq war. votes, speeches * Very strongly against investigating the Iraq war. votes, speeches * Very strongly for replacing Trident. votes, speeches * Very strongly for the fox hunting ban. votes, speeches * Moderately for equal gay rights. votes, speeches
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
oh well!
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)
* Very strongly for the Iraq war. * Very strongly against investigating the Iraq war.
This makes me chuckle.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00180/harman2_180464a.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 June 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
IN UR GOVERNMENT, MAINTAINING YR BLAIRISM
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 June 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)
in b4 "Never a frown with Gordon Brown!"
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
"b4" would haev been 1995, Estie.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 08:33 (eighteen years ago)
i had it in mind harman was sort of left-wing. then i remembered why: a labour activist acquaintance of mind told me she was. doh!!!!!!!
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 08:35 (eighteen years ago)
Her husband was famously the Labour party treasurer that failed to notice millions flooding into the party accounts during Cash For Honours.
― aldo, Monday, 25 June 2007 08:39 (eighteen years ago)
Does anybody know what the average rainfall is in Tashkent?
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 08:41 (eighteen years ago)
So lay me down, for a while, Join my body with my mind, And I cried at the common one, For weeks aft’ he died.
― onimo, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:04 (eighteen years ago)
xpost, less than here
― Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:05 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah I looked. And it's 33 degrees today. I just need to persuade Naomi.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:06 (eighteen years ago)
Blair & Brown shaking hands in front of a big fuck off Union Jack looked not half Mosley-ish.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)
Samarkand's maybe even more beautiful.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)
you lefties should stop moaning. britain is booming. there are over one hundred branches of nando's chicken resturants now across this land. from the metropolitan hearts of finance to the hard working provinces everyone is united in peri peri chicken. we've never had it so good.
― acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:16 (eighteen years ago)
sub 696ian at best
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:17 (eighteen years ago)
wonder if they have ID cards in Uzbekistan.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:19 (eighteen years ago)
we've never had it so good.
But isn't this actually true? When did we have it better? I'm not saying it couldn't be better, or indeed should have been.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:20 (eighteen years ago)
"we"
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)
wonder if they have krispy kreme doughnuts in uzbekistan
― acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)
Ok, "most" people have never had it so good?
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.spectropop.com/remembers/250Mickie%20Most.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/military/story/0,,2110574,00.html
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:23 (eighteen years ago)
Other people who have a name a bit like "most":
http://www.movieactors.com/photos/producers484.jpeg http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mos-Def-Photograph-C12035695.jpeg
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.gosh.org/news/celebrity/sport/images/Sir-Stirling-Moss-lrg.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:25 (eighteen years ago)
Islam Karimov
Mr Karimov takes a ruthlessly authoritarian approach to all forms of opposition. The few Western observers who monitored parliamentary elections in 2004 condemned them as having failed to meet international standards and pointed out that all the candidates supported the president.
Mr Karimov has been accused of using the perceived threat of Islamic militancy to justify his style of leadership. Observers say the combination of ruthless repression and poor living standards provides fertile breeding ground for violent resistance in a volatile region.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:26 (eighteen years ago)
No Harriet Harman then?
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:27 (eighteen years ago)
http://business.guardian.co.uk/story/0,,1886010,00.html
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1763410.stm
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)
Mr Karimov has been accused of using the perceived threat of Islamic militancy to justify his style of leadership.
way to make a point ned!
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:29 (eighteen years ago)
lololololololol
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:30 (eighteen years ago)
don't bother with this lot ned. they only want to grouse and complain. take away their waitrose and virgin media packages, they'd soon see the current situation for the golden age it is.
― acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:30 (eighteen years ago)
I knew someone was going to do that but if anyone seriously thinks that living under Karimov is better than Blair then I really do think they ought to try it.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:31 (eighteen years ago)
I want to live on the Silk Road, srsly. I wasn't planning on causing no trouble. Also lol "you've never had it so good".
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:33 (eighteen years ago)
my mum always used to say to be "if you don't like it, move to cuba."
i should have called her on it tbh.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:34 (eighteen years ago)
'be' meaning 'me' and 'it' meaning 'capitalism'.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:35 (eighteen years ago)
It'd be sunnier in Cuba than it is here now.
Also, no Harriet Harman.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:36 (eighteen years ago)
CON 36% (-1): LAB 39% (+4): LD 15% (-3).
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)
Where's that from Dom? It's hardly unexpected, since Labour seem determined to stay to the right of the Nu-Conservatives.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)
And this is not the case where? I'm not arguing that this is the best the government could have done, nor have I argued that the poorest are not getting poorer nor the richest getting richer. The fact is we are drifting towards electing a government who will do nothing but make the worse aspects of this government even worse. I'm no supporter of this government but I'm old enough to remember the previous ones and I don't want to go back to that.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:42 (eighteen years ago)
Ipsos-Mori poll, as reported on politicalbetting.com xp
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:42 (eighteen years ago)
They don't have Eat. in Cuba, Enrique.
― acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)
xpost
And how does the poor getting poorer - under a Labour government - square with "we've never had it so good"? And how does anger and sarcasm and lollery at the Labour party being destroyed by right-wing scum equate with "I want the Tories back in power"? And just how evil does a Labour government have to get before we can stop supporting them "because the others are even worse"?
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:46 (eighteen years ago)
and how early will Brown call the next election? if he's a player he'll call as early as possible
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:49 (eighteen years ago)
http://politicalbetting.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ICM%201990-1991.JPG
Major came to power in November, btw.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:51 (eighteen years ago)
what did the liberals do to gain ten points in that year i wonder?
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:53 (eighteen years ago)
1) As I said 'most' people have never had it so good. I didn't say everybody. I also think this is a disgrace but the alternative, which I remind you is a tory government, would not have made this any better.
2) Did I say YOU want the tories back in?
3) Well, I didn't support them in the last election for just this reason. But I also knew that the tories weren't going to win. Next time I don't have that luxury.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:53 (eighteen years ago)
you're stupid
― RJG, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)
Eh?
Meanwhile back in the real world...if there really was an alternative I would vote for that alternative. But there isn't. Under the present system you are going to get a Labour or a Conservative government. And I still think that a Conservative one would be more evil.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)
Moving off the commons room discussion for a second, Harman was the #1 choice of rank and file Labour party members. What does that actually mean in real terms?
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)
It means RIP the Labour Party.
I mean, I was depressed at the prospect of Johnson, but this is some next level deadness. My guess is she's there to safeguard Blairism under that krazy Trot Gordon Brown.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:00 (eighteen years ago)
tbh i don't think this means jack. i doubt brown gives a fuck about it anyway.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)
In all seriousness, it's also difficult to see how a Nu-Tory government could be radically worse. Cameron's manifesto will stop them from doing anything to radical in a first term, at least.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:03 (eighteen years ago)
haha this was started as a parotty thread of the "What will change if David Cameron gets in?" thread.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:05 (eighteen years ago)
Shd've really left them both blank.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)
DEPUTY LEADER RESULT 1. Harman: 50.4% 2. Johnson: 49.6% 3. Cruddas: Out 4. Benn: Out 5. Hain: Out 6. Blears: Out The final result comes after eliminated contestants' next preferences reallocated
Brown aim 'to reduce union power'
― acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:07 (eighteen years ago)
No difference between Bush and Gore, so why bother voting, right?
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:08 (eighteen years ago)
Question for the "never had it so good" naysayers: what period, in the past 100 years or so, has it been better in the UK?
― Zelda Zonk, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)
September 18th 1971, around about 2pm.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:10 (eighteen years ago)
xxpost
I cannot bring myself to vote for Labour now, sorry. It's not the same as a Presidential election really. I'm just sayin' Cameron will end up promising not to rock the boat in order to win the election. Of course, Thatcher didn't really get medieval until her second term.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)
Also 'Cameron's manifesto'? - he has one?
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)
-- Zelda Zonk, Monday, June 25, 2007 4:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
http://lloydyweb.com/vintage/1966_world_cup/_gfx/07.jpg
j/k?
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)
what period, in the past 100 years or so, has it been better in the UK?
You do realise what a stupid question this is, right?
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)
Of course, Thatcher didn't really get medieval until her second term.
There was that whole thing in South America...
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)
-- Ned Trifle II, Monday, June 25, 2007 4:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
this is a good thing, kind of. new labour has been hyper about "doing stuff": massive overload of new legislation, continual reorganization of the health sector, fucking dipshit ID cards, increase in tests for schoolkids, "liberal interventionism", etc.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:15 (eighteen years ago)
Which I'm prepared to accept wasn't entirely of her engineering, and she used the subsequent wave of support to win her second term.
Yeah, Togtq OTM. Labour policy is mostly based on whatever scare story the Sunday papers come up with.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)
"That is why no amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party that inflicted those bitter experiences on me. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin. They condemned millions of first-class people to semi-starvation. Now the Tories are pouring out money in propaganda of all sorts and are hoping by this organised sustained mass suggestion to eradicate from our minds all memory of what we went through. But, I warn you young men and women, do not listen to what they are saying now. Do not listen to the seductions of Lord Woolton. He is a very good salesman. If you are selling shoddy stuff you have to be a good salesman. But I warn you they have not changed, or if they have they are slightly worse than they were."
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:17 (eighteen years ago)
Saxon 507 +507 46.3% Labour 84 -263 17.2% Conservative 27 -186 19.2% SNP 19 +13 2.6% Lib Dem 7 -53 8.1% Plaid Cymru 3 +1 0.7% Green 1 +1 2.0% Others 2 -2 3.9%
― acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)
I thought Saxon was Labour.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.sovereignty.org.uk/siteinfo/newsround/saxon2.jpg
"five more years"
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:23 (eighteen years ago)
its like people are living in a dream. if i borrow a big bunch of cheap cash and splurge it a holiday to cuba and a new car, am i really having it so good? easy credit and pumped up money supply, funfunfun!
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:42 (eighteen years ago)
BTL crash happening already according to the obs.
― Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)
to be fair to the govt, the credit fuelled boom has been a worldwide one, with commonalities and easy credit across most western nations, so it follows that the downswing will hit it all more or less together also
still doesnt really explain brown cutting rates just a couple months after the election last time around - would have been ideal time to try deflate things more painlessly than will now presumably occur (unless he really believes its all truly global and all the govt/boe can do is try ride the rapids)
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:50 (eighteen years ago)
Brown did not cut anything. MPC did.
― Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:50 (eighteen years ago)
which is why if he's a player he'll risk an earlier election and try deal with the chickens coming home to roost later on.
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)
lol
indeed
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:55 (eighteen years ago)
doesnt look anything like this does it?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ahayes/404436750/
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:55 (eighteen years ago)
or maybe more like this?
http://www.lloyddevelopments.co.uk/Leeds%20St.htm
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 10:58 (eighteen years ago)
What they were saying is that rental yields have fallen below savings rates.
― Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:00 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-15065900.rsp?pa_n=6&tr_t=buy
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-14935978.rsp?pa_n=1&tr_t=rent
even a cursory pressing of a few buttons of a calculator should have told us this
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)
Harman was the #1 choice of rank and file Labour party members. What does that actually mean in real terms?
Not much of a mandate there; - she got 24.1% of members' first preferences votes, followed by Benn on 21.6%. What was more stunning was how the tribunes of Blairism (Blears and Johnson) only got 25% of members' first preferences, 24% of affiliates (40% of MPs).
However, 99% of Cruddas' MP/MEPs reallocations went to Harman , cancelling out the fact that Johnson, weirdly, got 92% of Cruddas' members' reallocations.
― The Boyler, Monday, 25 June 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)
You pommy bastards should try living under over a decade of jingoistic conservative rule!!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 25 June 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)
Reported the Daily Mirror on June 9:
'ARSENAL fans got some good news on Thierry Henry last night - from the next Prime Minister.
'Gordon Brown, who takes over from Tony Blair on June 27, reckons the striker will be staying with the Gunners.
'The pair met last week and the current Chancellor last night revealed to a gathering of sports journalists at No 11 Downing Street that he thought the French star would not be moving.
'Brown was asked if Henry had said to him whether he was going to Barcelona. He replied: "I rather got the impression he would be staying at Arsenal."'
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)
As opposed to three decades of jingoistic conservative rule?
― onimo, Monday, 25 June 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)
Frenchman in lying to British politician shocker.
xp
― onimo, Monday, 25 June 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)
Touche.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 25 June 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)
so whats the betting on a spring election?
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)
there's an article in the daily mail about that, it could have been the express actually, the sun's going with it as well.
― acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)
Is this another BB thread?
― HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)
5/1 looks a good bet for a 2008 election, or you can get 16/1 on Brown being a real player and calling one in 2007.
― onimo, Monday, 25 June 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)
problem with 07 election is looks to much like panicking and getting it out of way
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)
a few months ago cameron threw down and said brown should call an election post-post-haste. if brown does it in the next few months, cameron will be eating word salad.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)
problem with 08 election is The Great Crash may have happened/kicked in by then.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)
Brown may do well to call an election either before or well after Euro 2008.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)
Cameron's covering himself to avoid 'backlash' likely to thrive by the time the election would otherwise be due (you ain't seen nothin yet, literally). Funnily enough it seems an early election may well suit both of them in this respect (the electorate not so much).
― blueski, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)
irrelevant - neither England nor Scotland will qualify!
― blueski, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)
Labour's currently electoral strategy appears to be "we can lose votes to the Tories as long as we take them from the Lib Dems", but they appear to be attempting this without actually moving to the left. Good work guys.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
god knows what's going on with the lib dems. what point of principle is ashdown defending not to take the northern ireland job?
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)
That with the current NI situation, the job would basically entail smiling broadly at Paisley and McGuinness and nothing else.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)
Also, the Rachel Cooke point of principle that Ashdown isn't as HOTT as Zac Goldsmith and that's what matters.
― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)
-- That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007
yes thats kind of why 07 would look like a panic (admission of choppy waters ahead). he might get lucky with an early 08 election, difficult to tell. presumably he thinks he can stave things off till then, but if the global cycle is coming to the end of an easy credit period then i dont see how much he can hold things off (guess it depends on china here and if they really are running into problems with own economy)
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)
doesn't everyone just assume choppy waters ahead anyway? what difference would 12-18 months make anyway? how choppy are we talking anyway? and who's controlling this chopometer anyway?
― blueski, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)
price of money. is it cheap, or is it expensive?
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
low rates, cheap credit, markets booming, gold rush, consumer spending, incentives to borrow/invest/spend. problem with booms (and with capitalism in general) is it requires constant growth, bubbles occur and need more impetus or they.......
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)
Lib dems and their voters in not being to the left of labour, shocker!
― Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
what difference would 12-18 months make anyway
http://people.few.eur.nl/smant/m-economics/images/1929dow.jpg
;)
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
probable ___________
possible
― blueski, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
nice dead cat bounce there.
― Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)
-- Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:54 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
How's life back in 1993?
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)
*cue Ace Of Base*
― blueski, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)
They may be more progressive, but to the left, not a chance.
― Ed, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)
We are not heading for a 1929 type crash.
I put this here so that in the future people can copy it and then put the Nelson haha gif underneath it. If they have enough electricity to power their computers.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)
no-one knows what they stand for. there is cross-party consensus, pretty much, on issues of taxation, public spending, and economic management. so i don't think the lib dems are significantly to the right or left of labour. but on social issues, the war -- sometimes they look a bit more left than labour.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)
To the "man in the street", the Lib Dems are the party of the left.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)
what man? what street? lib dems seem to be the student choice in my experience.
― acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)
all of the students I knew at uni who were into politics were in the lib dems, but that was a long time ago (89-92).
― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
i think dom is right there. less so under ming. remember they used to say they'd raise taxes by 1pc. for a lot of young middle-class people who don't have jobs, that'll serve for 'left-wing'.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)
Plus The Sun's advice to readers at the last election was "vote for anyone except the Looney Lib Dem Left"
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)
maybe not this time, its either going to be 70s style or 1991 style (with china standing in for japan?), and im sure everyone saw the massive bubbles of those times coming didnt they? maybe cheap credit never comes to an end and we can grow for ever and ever at capitalisms golden 5% (or to put it another way double our resource usage every 15 years)
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)
i think this will have a noughties flavour all of its own.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)
also if you pump an economy full of cheap money what do you think happens in the end?
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)
peanuts come out the other end?
― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)
well it certainly could do with resource usage doubling every 15 years or so (shows "at current levels" platitudes for the rubbish they are). and capitalism is basically another word for growth, right?
and since when do things ever stagnate at 'the top'?
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)
lots of fatteys with ipods?
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
noughties flavour:
-personal debt, not just mortgages but credit card lifestyle -instability of resources (gas) -compared with seventies, no alternative political vision -the old instead of the unemployed
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 25 June 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)
boom market of the 10s: homes for the elderly. transfer of wealth from young to old, hospices and care for the elderly is where all this money is headed. houses sold to pay for the care
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
not counting the boomers who pissed it up the wall on 2nd homes in spain, buy to lets, 2nd cars and sainsburys taste the difference goats cheese and fig pizza
― 696, Monday, 25 June 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)
was this thread you? New Austerity Aesthetic and the decline of Conspicuous Consumption: When?
― acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)
oh no it can't be
― acrobat, Monday, 25 June 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)
Any nu-Cabinet speculation then? I wish I'd made that £50 bet on Alistair Darling as new Chancellor two weeks ago.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)
that one guy that ran ID cards and is now a junior health minister will become the actual health minister.
― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)
problem with 08 election is The Great Crash may have happened/kicked in by then
Didn't stop Major winning bang in the middle of a recession that he was at least partly responsible for starting.
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
trudat -- but voters seem to go to the right during economic crunches.
― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
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Do we do the cabinet reshuffle discussion here?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)
What Will Happen First During Gordon Browns' Terms As Prime Minister Bet Until : 18:30 28/06/2007 Announce Complete Withdrawal Of Troops From Iraq 6/4 Call A General Election 2/1 Raith Rovers To Win Promotion 3/1 Labour Party Lose A By - Election 5/1 Gordon Brown And His Wife To Have Another Child 20/1 Call A Referendum On Withdrawal From The Euro 20/1 Cease To Be Prime Minister 50/1 Scottish Independence 100/1 Call A Referendum On Withdrawal From The European Union 100/1
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)
Let's imagine - it's far out but bear with me - that somehow Labour manages to win the next election, either with a fractional majority or as leaders of some kind of hilariously infighting coalition. If that were to happen, would Brown still be Prime Minister by this time next year? And whether he was or wasn't, what impact would this miracle have on the policy and direction of the Labour party?
In short I'm thinking that if I vote for them next time and somehow the unthinkable happens, will I have contributed to giving comfort and encouragement to the most inept and destructive gov in the history of the Party?
― eman moomar (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:22 (fifteen years ago)
I had been coming round to the thought that they might yet pull the next election out the bag, or at least make it close. I hadn't considered this angle though, but it can't be good. How can they possibly be elected if they look like they might pull themselves apart within six months of getting in?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:31 (fifteen years ago)
Who's the alternative? Darling?
How can they possibly be elected if they look like they might pull themselves apart within six months of getting in?
hey, it happened to us and we made it work!
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:31 (fifteen years ago)
oh, sorry, we're actually badly fucked. my bad.
I dunno, the main criticism (other than bad handwriting and "lol he's a mentalist") of Brown is usually "But we didn't elect him or his government, give us our election now". I can imagine that would continue even if he won an election every week, though.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:39 (fifteen years ago)
the most inept and destructive gov in the history of the Party
really tho? it's only been about 2 years since ppl really started thinking of them as inept
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:40 (fifteen years ago)
i mean beyond the usual 'they are the government therefore they are inept' default level
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:43 (fifteen years ago)
Well we have had the worst financial crisis in 70 years over the last two years. It's kind of a big thing.
Answering the question, Brown would still be leader, it would be seen as the endorsement he's so far lacked. The only reason Labour MPs want rid of him is because they're terrified of losing and are panicking.
I'm thinking more and more that winning the next election would be an absolute disaster for the Labour Party, and those of us who desperately want a credible centre-left party that actually gives a shit about social democracy and reduction of inequality.
The economy may well get worse before it gets better. They've already committed to spending cuts. Big ones - bigger actually than those the Tories have explicitly outlined. A Labour party that's slashed public spending will lack the moral authority to argue anything when they're finally in opposition again, they won't be able to win any arguments against the Tories. There'd be strikes and unrest across the public sector. Grass roots Labour support would atrophy (lol even more than it already has). It would give the Tories another four years to get their act together and present a credible alternative vision.
In short, I think it would be the worst thing that could possibly happen for Labour. If they lose by a narrow margin this time (as will probably happen) they're more likely to keep their heads and stay in with a possibility of winning the next election. If they win, there'd be a Tory landslide in 2014 and they'd likely be out of power for a generation at least.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:45 (fifteen years ago)
Also, it is far from clear what will happen to the banks on the public books, whether we'll ever get back the money that's been put into them, and what to do about the deficit.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago)
it would be quite funny tho, Cameron's face, Have Your Say having to be scrapped due to cataclysmic meltdown etc.
― mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:50 (fifteen years ago)
^^^Frankly it would be worth it for that. Fuck anything else I want to see Cameron lose and Boris Johnson become leader in a (not necessarily) bloodless coup.
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:55 (fifteen years ago)
I despair, I really do.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago)
If they lose by a narrow margin this time (as will probably happen)
Is this really so probable? I'd say the battle is to avoid losing by a landslide, not to avoid losing at all. I think the most likely outcome is a comfortable majority for the Tories, with a risk of a Blair-97 style majority. I'd agree that it's probably not in Labour's interests to win the next election, in the same way that the Tories would have been better off in Major had lost in 92.
― Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago)
in = if
For the Tories to win outright *at all* would require the biggest swing since the 1930s. For them to win by a landslide would make this the most unpopular government in modern history.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:04 (fifteen years ago)
Doesn't mean it won't happen
― Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago)
where the hell are the smaller/alternative parties that should be cleaning up here? i've not heard of the lib dems since their last leader went to the priory.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago)
tory win by default is the most depressing election outcome there could be.
In a sense they already were the least popular government of modern times when they won the next election: not so much in terms of how many people hated them (or how strongly they hated them), but in terms of how few people felt much enthusiasm for them. I'll raid wikipedia for some figures...
― Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:07 (fifteen years ago)
True, we're in exceptional times, and Brown's government may well actually be the most unpopular in history, but I'm not sure that there's enough enthusiasm for the Tories to push them into landslide territory. I still think they'll win, but we could be in for a weak Cameron government that becomes unpopular very quickly.
Problem is, in the next parliament they could argue with some justification that it's Labour that got everyone into this mess. Conveniently ignoring that they would have done exactly the same thing.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
Doh! next election = last election (obviously)
― Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
Looking at votes cast...
1979: Tories 13.7m Labour 11.5m1983: Tories 13.0m Labour 8.5m1987: Tories 13.8m Labour 10.0m1992: Tories 14.1m Labour 11.6m1997: Labour 13.5m Tories 9.6m2001: Labour 10.7m Tories 8.4m2005: Labour 9.6m Tories 8.8m
...what's striking is the collapse in both main parties' votes over the last 15 years. At the last election neither party was that much stronger than Michael Foot's Labour.
― Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:14 (fifteen years ago)
If we assume Labour are going to do significantly worse this time around than in 2005, then the only thing saving them from oblivion is the relative lack of enthusiasm for the Tories (compared to the past).
― Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:16 (fifteen years ago)
quick question, then- will other parties rise with that tide, or are people just not voting?
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:17 (fifteen years ago)
It's a curiosity that, with these figures, the 1997 and 2001 results were almost identical.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:17 (fifteen years ago)
and that's w/o taking into account population increase xps
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:18 (fifteen years ago)
britain needs a new left-wing socialist party, preferably one that has 0 to do with the lib dems - i aim to be involved
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago)
Also John Major got more Tory votes than Thatcher did at any point. Still didn't save him. Imagine what a collapse in votes on a similar scale would do to Labour.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago)
I don't believe new parties work in the UK's system. Better to try to work within the Labour Party to move it in a more socialist direction. Matt has kind of summed up what I've been thinking - I don't think I can go to the ballot and endorse this shower in good conscience.
― eman moomar (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
I'll be endorsing the shower. I honestly think there is zero chance of Labour winning the next election (or even getting a hung parliament), so I just want to help them avoid total meltdown.
― Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
tbh I think there's precious little chance that the Party will ever be recovered from the hands of the technocrats and authoritarian Liberals running it now - let's face it, they've always been part of the mix - but if there's a chance to move away from Blair/Brown then it's now.
― eman moomar (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:30 (fifteen years ago)
they should rebrand. genuinely. calling themselves 'labour' seems to be confusing them and you guys both.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago)
They still have some need of what's left of the old working class support tho, which is why they didn't go thru with a name change in the mid-90s.
― eman moomar (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:33 (fifteen years ago)
I meant the name change should be forced on them, tbh. trading standards or something. i know they'd love to be able to convince everyone from traditional labour sources to vote for them, but they're in no way prepared to actually do anything to make it happen.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago)
Brown should change his name to 'Susan Boyle'. As long as he doesn't sing, no one will notice.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:41 (fifteen years ago)
It's kind of sad come election time when the BBC drags themselves into some working mens' club and interviews some old boy of 40 years' party membership and he's still trying to kid himself that the gov is just about to inaugurate the socialist millennium.
― eman moomar (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago)
I suspect a hung parliament, or even Labour doing a bit better than that, is likelier than most people think.
There's a fairly well established pattern of voters returning to the governing party as a general election gets close. The "cling to nurse for fear of something worse" effect. Thatcher and Major were often well behind in polls taken before elections they subsequently won.
I think Labour are particularly well-placed to benefit from this. People hate the government because of the financial crisis. When polled many will be itching to take a risk-free swipe at Brown. Even those who fear the Tories would be even worse in an economic crisis will welcome the chance to inflict pain on a government they hold responsible for the mess. In a general election, the calculation will be different. OK, Brown got us into this, and I can't stand the bugger, but being honest isn't he a safer bet to get us out of it than a couple of lightweights like Cameron/Osborne?
Even at their current 10% lead an overall Tory majority isn't guaranteed. If it shrinks even a bit we're well into hung parliament territory.
The fear for Labour is it still looks obvious they're going to lose come election day. That could precipitate a rout. For the nervous floating voter, a vote for Cameron suddenly looks risk-free - they're going to get in anyway, so I can give a V-sign to that bastard Brown without affecting the outcome anyway, and I get the satisfaction of voting for the winner. I'm pretty sure that thinking like this massively contributed to Blair's first landslide - many who'd have held their noses and voted for Major if he'd been in with a chance took the opportunity to stick it to the sleazy Tories.
― frankiemachine, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
^ really good analysis, I think.
I'd disagree only that the risk to the tories isn't the economic crisis, because that's more likely to work in their favour as unemployment will continue to rise - it's that they get self-indulgent and squabble to the extent that they stop looking like a government-in-waiting. Other than when the future of Brown is up for debate, there's still enough self-discipline about Labour to make them seem quite impressive as a unit.
The Lisbon thing is really damaging, I think, not because voters care about it (they don't really) but because voters see the tories caring more about it than they care about looking like a serious outfit. Ultimately that's what an opposition has to do - look more like a government than the current mob. The rest is just window-dressing.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
just been hearing from the boss of ipsos about public opinion. people have more confidence in education than they have had for 20 years, more confidence in the NHS than they ever had, and even though there is lots of fear of unemployment, it's way lower than it was during previous recessions.
where people think things have got worse is crime and anti-social behaviour - as well as race - despite the fact that crime has fallen, there are more police than ever and more criminals put in prison. aside from general malaise and brown's personal unpopularity, the support for cameron on this analysis seems to be about daily mail anxieties: "broken britain" is his "education, education, education".
OK, Brown got us into this, and I can't stand the bugger, but being honest isn't he a safer bet to get us out of it than a couple of lightweights like Cameron/Osborne?
he covered this directly. the public see cameron as much more likely to be good in a crisis than brown, and that's one of the main factors associated with winning elections. (rather than honesty, for instance: people regularly vote for the candidate they say is least honest.)
― joe, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
I would have thought "good in a crisis" was the one thing Brown could count on. It always struck me that it was the day-to-day stuff he was shit at.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
What's depressing is that there HAVE been good things under Labour and yet no-one (not even labour ministers seem to be able to put this across). I heard Tessa Jowell on the radio to-day and I was swearing like Malcolm Tucker. Hopeless. But I won't be voting for Tessa Jowell I'll be voting for my mum's free bus pass.
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
You'd hope that by now they'd be able to talk about a bit more than free bus passes but yeah I got your point. Tessa Jowell has been trained in that terrible NuLabour culture of "don't tell anyone what you're actually doing in case the public suddenly think you are (gasp) taxing or spending their money and they will hurl you out of office because these are vile sinful things".
What's REALLY irritating is that circa 2001 they'd won the argument in favour of higher tax and higher public spending and yet I can barely think of one new idea from the second or third terms that hasn't depressed the fuck out of me.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago)