she's freaking me out
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)
i know she is getting weirder and weirder and more and more prevalent. i would still totally hit that tho.
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.snorg.org/
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.carolineoncrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/BigDeal_F_Fullpic_3.gif
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)
yeah that's cool but every time i load up wankette now she's staring at me with that maniacal grin and this look in her eyes that says I WILL EAT YR SOUL LOL SRSLY and i'm just like i can't read any of this, you snorg girl, you are ruining my day.
it's a lot better when i load up that site and it's the american apparel "just a girl's ass, nothing but a girl's ass" ad.
GAAAAAH XPOST
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)
Here are some things I have written:
* why I believe in God
Here are some lists:
* what I value in others * good mechanics around LA * good websites for when you are bored * good computer products * ...view all lists...
Here are some things I like:
* fish tanks * static electricty * crawdads * sprinting
lol adblock
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)
i don't like to use adblock, i might miss out on the american apparel girl's ass.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)
wtf is snorg anyway, i've never gone to their site because i'm afraid that girl is going to try to convert me, religiously, to her cult.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)
funny thing is its not just wankette any more shes on tmp and huffpost too - theres some sort of blog fueled nervous breakdown happening
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)
oh man now i have gone and i see it is t-shirts one would find at urban outfitters, t-shirts for douchebags. i'm disappointed.
i've got kind of a big rack.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/snorg_girl/images/snorg12.jpg http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/snorg_girl/images/snorg6.jpg
this one is my absolute favorite
http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/snorg_girl/images/snorg8.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)
aw fuuuuuck
wait wait this http://www.snorgtees.com/snorg_photos.php
xpost lolololol
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)
so many douchebags!
― n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)
that photo page is like combining capitol club with neighborhoodies.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=72470664
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)
The best thing in those picturers is the Giant Baloo!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorg4.jpg http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorg31.jpg http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorgteesgirl.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)
http://a797.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00742/69/76/742896796_l.jpg
GAHDIGONFOPGN FUAGPFOAN8FUGBNPARDGUBIP NO NO NO BOXCAR BOXCAR
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)
WIAT WHERES YOUR SNORG!!1?!!
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)
i mean it's just bad crazy. she needs to be good crazy, like this http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/74191083.jpg then i'd be a lot more ok with her
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)
well yeah
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)
She is Jessica Simpson's retarded, chained-in-the-attic younger sister who is not Ashlee Simpson.
― n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)
snorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorg aaaargh my day is ruined
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)
born in '88! making me feel old
― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)
ok wtf lohan
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)
so creepy that 19 year olds are 5 years younger than me.
next year ppl born in THE NINETIES can buy cigarettes
― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4615/snorgvx8.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)
THARES UR SNORG BABY!!1
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)
"I'm kind of wearing a hideous dress"
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)
so creepy that 19 year olds are 5 years younger than me
deej, that makes you like 10 years younger than me.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/7552/snog2ab1.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)
abnvfpa pru9agnwijha 8080808080
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/135/snog3sg1.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)
Well done.
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)
somehow that isn't on schefter blog yet? wtf
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)
all that, AND she believes in God. Hold me back.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/CustomerPic_000101.jpg
ok I can actually deal with this.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg BRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)
tyty
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)
kenan, from that photo there appears to be absolutely nothing remarkable about that girl whatsoever.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)
I actually kind of like this one:
http://myspace-296.vo.llnwd.net/01246/69/26/1246146296_l.jpg
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)
She keeps like she's trying to dislocate her jaw so she can swallow an alligator whole.
― n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)
"alligator"
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)
kenan, random girls in idiotic t-shirts are not the same thing as the snorg girl.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)
but she has a nice big nose.
ok, i guess i'm alone here.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)
http://a270.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00791/96/27/791747269_l.jpg http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00987/69/44/987124496_l.jpg
ok now im afraid
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)
My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)
http://a255.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01530/45/27/1530457254_l.jpg WATCH OUT! SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BRO!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)
pron intro up there. ^^
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)
She's cheerful on the outside because she's dying on the inside.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)
Can't you see it? The barely contained emotional agony?
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)
the snorg girl is a tragic figure, indeed.
i sympathize with her
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)
tho i still think she's going to eat my soul
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)
imagine for a moment if the snorg girl was a coworker.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)
She has Corey Haim Chronic Open-Mouth Syndrome.
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)
she'd be an improvement over many of them, admittedly
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)
i'd probably eat the barrel of a pistol for lunch.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)
Or else she would.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)
jesus christ those shirts are aggravating
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)
I GO TO AUBURN AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)
ok i shouldn't be making fun of the snorg girl when <a href="http://www.ringo.com/photos/photo.html?photoId=93442899">pictures like this</a> exist of me on the internets huh.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)
lololol i suck
I REGRET GOING TO MICHIGAN
yeah, she would grin and say something WAY creepy about Satan and then kill herself in front of you
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)
ally, you don't look deeply troubled, you just look like you're faking it a bit
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg
IM WATCHING U ALLY AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)
Not sure so much "kill herself" as much as "tear chest apart w/ her fingernails to reveal the rotted, malevolent thing inside, wearing the physical form like a cheap suit".
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)
that is why i don't have pictures of myself on teh internets.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)
kenan, i don't ever trust your opinion of deeply troubled, you know this
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)
I can see it already, the face would unzip down the middle first and begin to fall off her as she tore downward....
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)
like her human form is some sort of chrysalis? i can see it.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8076/snog4nx8.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)
i LOVE braves games...they're my favorite. i also have a strong appreciation for food..baby carrots and sushi are my number ones. I love my brother Rad, probably because his name is Rad, and he teaches me crazy things. I make cookies as a living so, i also enjoy working out. Also coloring is excellent.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)
I love my brother Rad, probably because his name is Rad, and he teaches me crazy things. I make cookies as a living so, i also enjoy working out. Also coloring is excellen
oh my god, she's retarded. i feel bad now.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)
laurel, that happens in the movie Naked Lunch, actually. And inside the woman suit is... ROY SCHEIDER OH NOES
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)
this girl is going to be successful and happy and there's nothing any of can do about it
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)
she looks like she's about to go down on something in all the pictures.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)
this girl is going to be successful and happy
no, she's already desperately unhappy, do keep up.
She will marry rich, though.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/pandrews/walk4tookie.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)
ive been meaning to make some scoopsnoodle adam schefter pages w/the snorg girl for a while but the inspiration just never cam - tanx guys!
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)
i just like that little dude, guys
i cannot believe y'all found other pictures of the snorg girl
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)
RUN AWAY, JIMMY TEH MOD
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorgteesgirl.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)
lololol i like that joek A+++
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2006/HandFace.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)
there is nothing wrong with this photo
xpost there is something very wrong with that photo
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)
theyre on her myspace xp
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)
he appears to be having the best bar mitzvah evar
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)
"Guys, I have a great idea; let's all make a face... OUT OF HANDS!"
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)
also schefterblog is down - some sort of universal balance is gone wrong - we have angered the snorg girl
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)
I KNOW I KNOW I CANNOT GET ON SCHEFTERBLOG PLZ SNORG GIRL I AM SORRY BRING BACK THE INTERNETS A+ PREMIER BLOG ;_1
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)
i got no problem with this girl
― and what, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.virtuescience.com/pazuzu.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)
offerings to snorg girl for mercy on schefterblog http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/babyanddog.jpg pt 1: this fuckin dog or seal or whatever this is
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)
ally, i believe that creature is a dragon.
http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/3516/falkor_smiling.gif
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)
A LUCKDRAGON
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)
that dog/seal/Falcor and adorable baby combo = so much cute that it almost makes up for the terrifying pictures of snorg ho.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)
the first panel caption just sez "I PUPPY" so I guess that is a dog
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)
SHHHHH
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)
Also, Tom reads Korean now?
snorggirl would pop that baby and puppy/seal into her gigantic mouth like they were so many mentos or something.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)
tom has always known korean??!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)
I CAN READ ENGLISH AND THE TITLE OF THE JPG IS BABY AND DOG
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)
no, i think enbb is right, that is falcor
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)
I did not actually know korean until 2001 tbh
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)
some asian you are
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)
in summation
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)
i would carry that dog on my shoulder always.
that girl with the dog is fat.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)
i'm having trouble figuring out if the pic strongo posted is the most amazing or disgusting thing ever
BUT IT IS NOTHING IN BETWEEN
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)
I like happy girls. The Snorg girl looks happy. I like the Snorg girl.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)
venn_diagrams.xls
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)
the only problem with that pic geoff is that it's not "one in a series"
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)
did you guys know Die Hard With A Vengeance is kind of an amazing, amazing movie?
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)
yes
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)
wait, that's one with chris rock?
guys is she a snorg model, or is she running the shit?
xp ah yes, "01.jpg," i know it well
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)
dudes this is the princess from the neverending story, today http://www.neverendingstory.com/images/tami-15.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)
omfg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)
not that she's hot or anything but MAN do i feel old
http://www.tamistronach.com/
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)
midwest is chock full of girls like this, btw
xp, no, not like that
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)
eighthead
― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)
i move to the midwest
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)
oh hell yeah we need a fivehead thread don't we
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/469761052_6f055c51e9.jpg ^^^ the cat in the back is the thing here
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)
this thread makes me inexplicably happy. like some sort of internet mystery has been solved.
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)
she was born a day after me
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)
and, uh, a decade later
try as you like but i'm not buying your'e the same age as snorg girl, jess
oh goddamnit xpost
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)
reading over that myspace profile i can't believe this isn't the work of some evil supercomputer hellbent on creating the perfect "iconic" college freshman girl
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)
even physically
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)
yeah, we never have to read that shitty tom wolfe book now, so that's something in the plus column
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)
omg maybe this is tom wolfe's fake myspace profile
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)
"lol send nudes"
childsnorglike empress
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)
uh guys i just found this on wankettes
http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/40/c3/40c37aceeeff7ff0d4c973c7ebf9925f.jpg
u r not snorg girl! what u do with snorg girl!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)
i do not like her as much
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)
its like when they replace an actor on a sitcom but keep the character
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/Thisshirtisnotblack_F_Fullpic_8.jpg
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)
j'accuse wankettes of killing snorg girl u_u
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)
it is like when naomi watts starts wearing the bonnet and overalls
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)
damn u nick
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)
gis result for "snorg":
http://speaker.seanbot.com/random/pandadog.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)
guys i'm really upset over this new snorg girl
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)
wait jess what wait no waht ok that thing what??!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)
PANDA DOG
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz564outcome1.jpg
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-11/15/xin_151101151403262203173.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)
that's just...they take a thing that i like, a dog, and then turn it into the worst animal in the world, a panda, and i'm not ok with this
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)
omg I can't believe the selfish cruelty that is the domestication of animals! Who do people think they are?
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)
help
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)
"you are worse than even the sharpei" is my new insult of choice
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)
red panda dog would be way better
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)
after "you have been deemed wack by public opinion."
this is just not right
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/girl-on-girl-tshirt.gif
"up to 5XL"
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/404015428_117add4d55.jpg ESP WITH DOGS
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)
roffle at all of this
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6928/snorg6cu5.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)
WAU
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e167/Dinz4/hilarious.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)
ROFFLE
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)
NO NO NO BOXCAR
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)
sorry dudes
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)
i rue the day that picture leaked onto the internet
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)
i blame my hangover on the existence of panda dogs
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)
were you drinking booze from fermented panda dog
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)
just the head
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)
Okay so I need a pandadog decantur do go with the squirrel decantur now.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)
that's what the snorg girl said
DAMN YOU DAN
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)
It was absinthe, obv.
That is some gothic shit, right there.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)
TONIGHT WE QUAFF FROM THE SKULL OF OUR PETS
lol snorg girl can fit more than just the head u make no sense
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)
yes but she is saving her DSL for marriage
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)
cmon perpetua's t-shirt is pretty funny
― and what, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)
plz don't reference perpetual and destroy my snorg-on
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)
... Do I even want to know what DSL stands for?
also lol ethan
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)
it reminds me of "Shit Happens When You Party Naked" from Bad Santa.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)
dan:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=d-s-l
it stands for "dial snorg line" dan
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)
Do I even want to know what DSL stands for?
did you go to high school in a different country?
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)
oh fuck i give up
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)
Ha, I just learned it a few months ago on ILX.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)
snorg girl doesn't really have DSL so much as an airplane hanger with tonsils
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ok I just got confused by technology (also confused by the fact that most use the DSL in order to save the vadge for marriage so I was coming up with things like Dick-Sized Lovehole and getting worried)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)
http://a47.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00791/64/09/791749046_l.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)
i would have sex with all this SUV
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)
Dick-Sized Lovehole
omg No, but I'm going to remember that one
as opposed to what other size, really?
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)
Dinosaur?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)
i need to become a college professor or something
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)
in the midwest
and age about 20 years and become "fatherly"
Dirigible
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)
xxxpost
Dabney (Coleman)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)
beard, elbow patches, ruminating - yr all set go get em!
xp jess
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)
snorg girl is the new hughesnet bitch
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)
hughesnet bitch is scarier
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)
Oh well, despite being nearly ten months late to this party, I fully stand behind my belief that Alice, The Snorg Tees Girl is prepared to DOMINATE in 2007. Hereâs hoping that this resurfacing of one of Americaâs Next Top Hotties catches the eye of someone of some importance, someone who could get advance her career with a profile or a layout or something. At least until Amanda Bynes resurfaces, that isâ¦
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)
FLAARRRBBGBGBG
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0247475/photogallery
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)
(xpost) OKAY WHO LET THE TEENPOP THREAD OUT
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)
wtf internet:
http://www.geocities.com/alicefansociety/&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a">http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:ia4dtXHwHZAJ:www.geocities.com/alicefansociety/+http://www.geocities.com/alicefansociety/&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)
i don't quite know what happened there
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)
Hahaha, me & my friends refer to Scarlet Johannsen exclusively as DSL. If I misspelled her name, it is because the correct spelling is DSL.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)
there ain't nothing wrong with scarlett johannson either. other than her preference for wearing her cleavage like an endtable.
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)
I fully endorse ostentatious cleavage, esp. when sported by someone like ScarJo.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)
I TOO ENDORSE CLEAVAGE AND PILLOW LIPS
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)
wtf have you been doing to yr pillow?
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)
gentlemen, a toast to women we will never have sex with
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)
no no no KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)
more like what have YOU been doing to lips?? xxxpost
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)
Ok, I'm v v slow. What is DSL?? [/Tuomas]
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)
xpost not sleeping on them
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)
DICK SIZED LOVEHOLE
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)
Really? Oh. Thanks.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)
Dangling Shame Labia
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)
dimpled shaved legs
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)
Diligently Sodomised Labradors
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)
nope
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)
dime store lobster
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)
Dank, Smelly Linga
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)
deluded sandinsta! listeners
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)
dolphin sex lovers
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)
dee synder's lawn
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)
Dwarf Sodomizing Lord
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)
dick sucking lips
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)
ooh... good one... i think we can use it!
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)
Discount Surgery Land
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)
Disturbing Snatch Leak
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)
down south, loose
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)
i think disturbing snatch leak is my favorite
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)
Done Shit Liquid
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)
Drums, Sodomy and the Lash
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)
Damn Snorg Lady
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)
I'd rather have a DELIGHTFUL Snatch Leak
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)
dog saves lives
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)
digital subscriber line
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)
oh god I just thought of one that is possibly too gross to post
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)
dude says "later"
xpost now you have to
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)
dmitri shostakovich LIVES!
― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)
Delicious Snatch Liquid
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)
hahahahahahahahahahaha thats not as gross a disturbing snatch leak
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)
i mean at least that liquid is delicious
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)
I must now leave this thread
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)
douche sauteed lice
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)
xpost and it sounds vaguely natural unlike "snatch leak" which sounds like something broke
diseased saliva lagoon.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)
That's not gross, dare I say that is desirable.
xpost to jess fucks sake man
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)
ok, i'm grossing myself out here. DONE READING.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)
dong-swingin' lithuanians
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)
-- chicago kevin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:00 PM (Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:00 PM) Bookmark Link
OK this is my new favorite term for vag.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)
Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day.
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)
how do we all have jobs again
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)
DSL
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)
Dumb Supervisor, Likely
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)
xpost
i am sad we seem to have run out of photos of snorg girl
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)
i should do some ms paint drawings
Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day. Any day I end up with delicious snatch liquid in my mouth is probably a good day.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)
now i want to think of scenarious where nicka gets delicious snatch liquid in his mouth and it is NOT a good day
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)
y!
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)
xpost it was his mom's snatch
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)
Or it was in a gatorade bottle or something and he was expecting and entirely different flavor.
― C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)
and=an
― C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)
does gatorade make snatch flavor?
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)
COOL ICE SNATCH
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)
WILD SNATCH BERRY BLAST
so guys anyway there is apparently a person who works at my office named pr1ncess g4mble wtf is that about?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)
God damn you Kenan.
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)
SNATCH COOLER FREEZE
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)
SNATCH RIPTIDE RUSH
kind of a rush job:
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2764/snorgbx1.png
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)
VAGINADENTATADE
― C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)
jess, i apologize for not voting for you in the top 20 ilxors poll.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)
address all e-mails "to her magesty, pr1nc3ss g4mble"
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)
it sounds like a character from a nintendo game
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)
i'm also dealing with a client whose last name is M4NTEY$ which is hilarious to me
Um... Thanks guys. I think.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)
man t's
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)
chompers = zoinks
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8127/manatee2cs3.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)
hahaha uh thanks for that flattering comparison
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/snorgy.gif
― Abbott, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)
hahahahahahahahahaa omg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)
5-colored eyes = abbott is a genius
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)
I don't have time to read this clearly amazing thread, but that picture of Lindsay Lohan and Krazy Karl Lagerfeld upthread is basically the pinnacle of our civilization.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)
woah
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)
Yeah I hope that picture is from another attempt to make Dune into a profitable feature film
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)
hahaha ally that's not what i meant
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)
i know, right? like, dig the stoic, staring into the middle distance expression on lohan's face and try to square that with her BEDAZZLED HEADBAND. that picture rules us all.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)
omg abbott wins
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/pinksnorgy.gif
― Abbott, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.nasm.si.edu/exhibitions/StarWars/images/BookImages/jawa.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)
REFINED:
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9514/manateedivers01gh6.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)
I DON'T LIVE IN THE OCEAN. I JUST DON'T.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)
STOP RUBBING IT IN BECAUSE IF I COULD LIVE IN THE OCEAN, I WOULD, JUST TRUST ME. ;_1
abbott you are amazing
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)
there are many snorg girls of whose delicious snatch liquid i would like to taste, but abbott i think i would like to have draw me pictures forever
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/511222969_28488ab58d.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)
OMG with the way that sentence stated I was terrified to read the second clause, but it turned out to be a relief.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)
haha im many things but i am not deeznuts
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)
8D <--- snorg girl emoticon 8| <--- + :| is horatio sanz emoticon 8[ <--- reche caldwell emoticon
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)
Don't have much to add other than I'm enjoying this.
I'm wondering if everyone else is weirded out by the true.com video ads on myspace?
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)
I guess that is something to add.
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/7959/triptosnorgkj2.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)
Hahaha, OMG Jess.
― C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)
no the horatio sanz emoticon uses a capital B not the 8 he is not wearing some kind of john lennon bullshit
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)
Plz make one for Baby's Meal.
x-p
― C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)
her teeth look like fake fingernails
― stevie, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)
omg omg omg jess
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8114/teletubbiessunxi1.png
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)
i would watch that show 94/7
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)
i don't even know what to say about any of this
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)
prepared to DOMINATE in 2007. ...At least until Amanda Bynes resurfaces
where the fuck is this from??
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)
A: prison
Wait so is Amanda Bynes aquatic now?
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)
snorkbynes.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)
this has been a good day.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)
ilx days like this are vaguely exhausting
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)
http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/7641/snorgallyuk3.jpg
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)
lol
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)
yes plz
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)
I would buy a t-shirt from that girl. She looks nice and friendly.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)
Also, I have lost my CBGB shirt, and isn't there some kind of law about owning one? I don't want to go to jail.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)
alex, i hate you
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)
GUYS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
DID YOU KNOW THAT RUSH DID A SONG ABOUT GHOST RIDER ON THE VAPOR TRAILS ALBUM?????
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)
An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry
Yippie yi Ohhhhh Yippie yi yaaaaay Ghost Riders in the sky
Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat He's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet 'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky On horses snorting fire As they ride on hear their cry
As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name If you want to save your soul from Hell a-riding on our range Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride Trying to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies
Yippie yi Ohhhhh Yippie yi Yaaaaay
Ghost Riders in the sky Ghost Riders in the sky Ghost Riders in the sky
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)
DID YOU KNOW THAT RUSH DID A SONG ABOUT
...and then I stopped reading.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)
punk's not dead; cbgb lives on as a lucrative licensing property
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)
Pack up all those phantoms Shoulder that invisible load Keep on riding North and West Haunting that wilderness road Like a ghost rider
Carry all those phantoms Through bitter wind and stormy skies From the desert to the mountain From the lowest low to the highest high Like a ghost rider
Keep on riding North and West Then circle South and East Show me beauty but there is no peace For the ghost rider
Shadows on the road behind Shadows on the road ahead Nothing can stop you now
There's a shadow on the road behind There's a shadow on the road ahead Nothing can stop you now
Sunrise in the mirror Lightens that invisible load Riding on a nameless quest Haunting that wilderness road Like a ghost rider
Just an escape artist Racing against the night A wandering hermit Racing toward the light
From the white sands To the canyonlands To the redwood stands To the barren lands
Sunrise on the road behind Sunset on the road ahead There's nothing to stop you now Nothing can stop you now
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)
Peart, who remains the group's main lyricist, opts to conquer such challenging subject matter as the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on "Peaceable Kingdom," while bits of the lyric to "Ghost Rider" ("Pack up all those phantoms/Shoulder that invisible load") leads the listener to believe that perhaps the drummer is sharing his personal healing process with the fans.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)
xp
― kingfish, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/g/images/ghost-rider-0.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)
Why has no one ever noted the Ally-Lohan resemblance before?
― milo z, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)
pre-cokewhore phase, I guess
― milo z, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)
Phantoms are difficult to pack up. You need a special container. You should always just let the pros at the UPS store pack up your phantoms for you.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)
Also, don't carry them -- mail them ahead of yourself. You will thank me for this.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)
neal peart=too many drums
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)
http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/3846/jessnorggw8.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)
i'd follow that bald little girl into battle, for sure!
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)
now that's what i'm talkin about
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)
blue moon is my favorite beer
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)
also re: the lohan thing, it's ok, you didn't need to add the cokewhore caveat, i know what you meant ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)
blue moon is nast
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)
-- milo z, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 4:17 PM (Wednesday, May 23, 2007 4:17 PM) Bookmark Link
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-- milo z, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 4:18 PM (Wednesday, May 23, 2007 4:18 PM) Bookmark Link
which one?
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)
The wankette has moved on from hawking pants? What does this wide mouthed frog flog?
― Ed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)
ugly t-shirts
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)
i resent the implication that i look like a frog
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)
The price of freedom is eternal shit t-shirt slogans.
― Ed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)
I will imply anything until I have found a glass big enough for the gin I intend to drink.
― Ed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)
-- gff, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
agreed. someone photoshop jess a better beer
― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)
it was all they had, as i recall
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)
my memories are...hazy
strain a bud select through a loaf of sourdough and throw and orange in it why don't you
xpost this post is directed toward the brewers and not the choice-constrained drinkers of blue moon beer
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)
Glass, cleaned, gin mixed, I love you jess and you are no frog to me.
― Ed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/JoshCalvert/100_1946.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)
jess is looking mighty sinister in the back there.
― Ed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)
Jesus Christ this is a bar, have a DRINK, not a Pepsi. Fucking gross.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)
Best thread in months!
Enjoying Carlsberg. I lack class, I know u_u
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)
I have a bigger problem with the can of soda than I do with those costumes, which is really saying something. And I'm not talking about the hottie with the beershelf in the "maid's" "uniform".
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)
blue moon isn't as good out of a bottle. You need it on tap and with an orange slice.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)
I have a bigger problem with the can of soda than I do with those costumes, which is really saying something.
There are 37 things wrong with that picture. See if you can find all the mistakes!
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)
Also very delicious: Sam Adams Light. These are my non-PBR standbys.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)
lol hi dere 100 dollar bill can i please deposit you in my account lol?
lol u r burning a hole in my pocket!
― g®▲đұ, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)
-- deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:29 (5 hours ago) Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)
(ok now to read rest of thread)
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)
she looks more like a million bucks to me, eh? eh?
― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)
there is no hottie there, even jess is disgusted.
― Ed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)
can we have a thread of ILXors doing the snorg face
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)
i was thinking of having a friend take one of me tonight but i'm not wearing a "graphic t-shirt"
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)
I am wearing a t-shirt that says "BITE ME"
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)
i think this is definitely the look to shoot for:
http://a270.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00791/96/27/791747269_l.jpg
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)
lol hueg boobs are U+K
when i'm 75 years old, a group of girls who look like this will move into the college rental house next to my house where i live as a widower with my cats and they will make my impotent life a living hell
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)
...coming soon from fox
you have 45 years to make old-man-fucking the hot new trend.
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)
this chick is cuet
― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)
xpost or get rich
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)
snorg girl is quite attractive in many ways, but CAN'T YOU SEE THE CRAZY?
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)
MORE PICS OF JESS TAKING OFF SHIRT TAHT SAYS "WE'RE GOING STREAKING" PLS
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)
i post on ilx and im obsessed with it
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)
max otm
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)
I would like to see more skin from military strongwoman Jessica Harvell
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)
JEWESS HARVELL LETS GO STREAKING
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)
who's going to myspace her to ask if she wants to come post on this thread
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.teentoday.co.uk/music/musicimages/cleaclothes.gif
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/214/511399012_d5dcc3da80.jpg
― milo z, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)
!!
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)
thread now at crest of wave
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)
t/s snorg girl vs. louis
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)
get yr photoshops at the ready
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)
sooo three months ago.
― g®▲đұ, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)
I really really really want a thread of people make the snorg girl face.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/jiggersnorg.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)
sorry
Louis did know how to work it.
― milo z, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)
that's almost a little too...something
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)
the fact that its right after a jessie post makes it.
― g®▲đұ, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)
I started doing that before Louis even made the photoshop dare
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)
Curtis, I bow to your photowizard magesty, but now we need one with her and that kudos guy
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3453/jiggersnorgcx7.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)
xpost to JM - snorgteegirl face thread = fantastic!
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)
can we add her to santorum.jpg?
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)
plz make t-shirt read:
WE'RE GOING POPPING
― g®▲đұ, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7081/snorgteesgirlve0.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)
is there any ROOM on santorum? what about hulk hogan 9/11?
awesome, jess!
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)
KUDOS, jess!
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/193/511424826_5f33787b20.jpg
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)
jess we just need you to position momus' cock just so.
― Ed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)
omg @ snorgtorum
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/189/511460303_39729a78a2.jpg
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:38 (nineteen years ago)
it's like all the jpg memes have all gotten together for a historic, one-off summit and swapped heads :-D
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:42 (nineteen years ago)
dying here
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:58 (nineteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/snorgtorumani.gif
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 00:12 (nineteen years ago)
Kudos to you all
― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 May 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)
can't believe i missed this thread
― latebloomer, Thursday, 24 May 2007 00:16 (nineteen years ago)
snorg girl thank you for being cuet and crazy and inspiring funnies
stop exploiting snoggirls' tragic past
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 24 May 2007 00:23 (nineteen years ago)
this felt like old ilx
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 24 May 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)
I have to say, the best part about the Jess pic is the disembodied third hand.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 May 2007 00:47 (nineteen years ago)
the hand is a metaphor for the universe perpetually fueling jess's alcoholism
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)
OK WHY AM I IN A COMPLETELY RETARDED TIME ZONE.
― Trayce, Thursday, 24 May 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)
This is seriously even better than the gear couch thread omg.
― Trayce, Thursday, 24 May 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)
Abbott and Curt1s I want your babies etc.
― Trayce, Thursday, 24 May 2007 01:02 (nineteen years ago)
wow wow wow guys wow
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/creepy-advert.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 24 May 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)
can't breathe
― gff, Thursday, 24 May 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)
this thread really has renewed my faith in ilx
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 02:28 (nineteen years ago)
hair kuato. m.
― msp, Thursday, 24 May 2007 02:28 (nineteen years ago)
yes, i'm drunk
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 02:29 (nineteen years ago)
http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter9b.jpg
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 02:36 (nineteen years ago)
we need phrase/alert thread for when a meme reaches santorum status.
― g®▲đұ, Thursday, 24 May 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)
bingo
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 24 May 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)
Doodoo Shit Lasers
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:06 (nineteen years ago)
that seems kind of redundant.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:09 (nineteen years ago)
ok i just cant figure it out will someone please explain the i heart lamp tshirt to me?
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.leelefever.com/archives/brick%20(Custom).jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:21 (nineteen years ago)
people like lamps
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)
oh its something that the dumb guy in anchorman says ok i dont remember that but that guy was total lolz
i understand the kids these days watch that one over and over again
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)
why is neu shirt not in meme
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:37 (nineteen years ago)
i want to live in her bum
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:38 (nineteen years ago)
Dong Slobberin' Lubers
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 24 May 2007 05:37 (nineteen years ago)
dead sperm linguini
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2007 05:42 (nineteen years ago)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: alice Birthday: 2/22/88
jesus christ, i was old enough to watch SNL by this point
― kingfish, Thursday, 24 May 2007 05:49 (nineteen years ago)
downing some lingums
― kingfish, Thursday, 24 May 2007 05:50 (nineteen years ago)
lingums or linghams?
http://www.emforster.info/images/lingham.jpg
― Ed, Thursday, 24 May 2007 05:54 (nineteen years ago)
whichever fits down such a proper DSL-sized throat
― kingfish, Thursday, 24 May 2007 06:02 (nineteen years ago)
Deez thread!
Ed, the word is Sanskrit (so phonetic spelling applies) but the most popular spelling is LINGAM.
― suzy, Thursday, 24 May 2007 06:35 (nineteen years ago)
yall slept on the hottest snorgette, this freckled redhead with the most bountiful cans on god's green urf. the lesser snorg up there looks like a mudflap with boobs in comparison
― cankles, Thursday, 24 May 2007 08:38 (nineteen years ago)
Silly Americans, why must you sleep when this thread needs more rofl!
― kv_nol, Thursday, 24 May 2007 11:02 (nineteen years ago)
that picture with the phantom fingers is freaking me out in the same way the 'ghost kid' from Three Men And A Baby freaked me when i was a kid
― stevie, Thursday, 24 May 2007 11:11 (nineteen years ago)
lol @ "the lesser snorg"
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:18 (nineteen years ago)
What's the legality of selling t-shirts that are almost entirely quotes from or references to movies? I want Will Ferrell to sue Snorg and put them out of business:
http://www.snorgtees.com/tuxedotshirtjesus-p-297.html
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:18 (nineteen years ago)
novelty t-shirts are basically the shadiest "legal" business on earth
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:20 (nineteen years ago)
cf. many hilarious justifications for quasi-legal activities i had to cut out of big johnson story
http://images.ecampus.com/images/d/010/057001170010.gif
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:22 (nineteen years ago)
lol @ offhand references to your "big johnson story" that only one or two people here will know the context of
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:24 (nineteen years ago)
there's an entire thread on the noise board
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:25 (nineteen years ago)
just fyi
is Cafe Press still around? whatever happened to the DIY spirit of making your own shitty unlicensed movie merchandise?
(xpost: again, I have no idea which "big johnson" there would be a noise thread about)
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:26 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.jdbucksavage.com/photos/buck_thumbs_up.jpg
and yes, it is http://www.cafepress.com
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:31 (nineteen years ago)
okay uh
http://www.wackyshirts.com/wsotm/oct2002/maryhadlamb.gif
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:39 (nineteen years ago)
Genius!
― kv_nol, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)
everything that has ever existed is contained in this jpg.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)
what's up with the ninja?
― jergïns, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:51 (nineteen years ago)
You can see the ninja? He has failed!
Hari KIRI all round...
― kv_nol, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)
its actually woman in a burka - that was from before it became a meme container, when it was just for general rofflz.
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)
That is what ninja want u 2 think!
― kv_nol, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)
cuttyhorse is not in that jpg
actually, could someone photoshop snorg's head onto cutty.jpg? and maybe vice versa? and then do the same with the horse?
― Just got offed, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)
oh yeah cutty horse should totally go in there - someone show me cuttyhorse.jpg
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)
cuttybeach is not in that jpg
― jergïns, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)
cuttyhorse.jpg
― braveclub, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)
*blink*
An entire universe, this thread.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)
it never fails to disturb, does it?
― kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)
xpost... OR MAYBE NOT
someone make a crude extension to the dimensions of the jpg pls...
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)
someone make an animated gif where you travel into the snorg girl's mouth and the santorum universe photo is in there
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)
-- HI DERE, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 5:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
I missed joek I was in PA ;_;
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)
Whare there is not internets?
― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)
http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter9c.jpg
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)
lol @ Wrinklepaws in that jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)
something needs to be emerging from black and white girl's loins
― Ed, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)
louis jagger^^
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)
he wishes
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)
someone also should make up a guide to every image, an index.
he looks so v afraid
re wrinklep
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)
xposts: i very much do not :-|
― Just got offed, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)
you r fake louis
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)
the only one im unclear on is chucky - was chucky popular on ilx or did someone just ask me to put him in there for lolz
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)
if you were real louis you would post a new picture of you dressed as a woman that none of us have seen yet.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)
someone also should make up a guide to every image, an index
dude pitch it to slate
― gff, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)
like the cover of Sgt. Peppers!
― kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)
i like how snorg girl evil bert and cuttyhorse make a triangle of openmouthed psychoness
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)
not forgetting the chucky doll
― Just got offed, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)
actually, it's more like two straight lines of openmouthed psychoness, one from snorg to bert via chucky and one from cuttyhorse to pastor ted via snorg
― Just got offed, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)
and psychocat, and whoever that dude is behind Santorum
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)
THAT'S JAKE GYLLENHALL FFS
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL HIS NAME BUT YOU GET MY DRIFT
that's Jake gyyyyllneshallls
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)
woah I didn't recognize him!
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)
they're going like AHRGGG in a round
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)
i might get a tattoo of cuttyhorse
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)
DRUNX GYLINHALLZ
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)
guys I'm at work, someone plz add Neu! Jon
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)
cuttyhorse is terrifying
i might get a tattoo of that entire jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)
HERE'S JAKEY
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)
not neu jon, sombrero jon
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)
aren't they the same thing
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)
I think this thread has made my head reach full ILX meme capacity
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8927/jonhatoo3.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/03/jake-gyllenhaal-preoscar-2.jpg http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/03/jake-gyllenhaal-preoscar-1.jpg http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/03/jake-gyllenhaal-preoscar-3.jpg
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6783/riverwolfgl6.jpghttp://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6548/me06ex4.jpghttp://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9718/svenoniuscm8.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)
wait i love jake gylllllleeenhaaaalmaj, a lot
JAKE NEEDS A SOMBRERO xxposts
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)
Dian Svenonius Lonius
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)
somebody "sassy" this one http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/03/jake-gyllenhaal-preoscar-1.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)
total bro: gillimahallys
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)
riverwolf wins SBIA
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)
ornaldo bloomps is missing
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)
http://myspace-146.vo.llnwd.net/00958/64/19/958349146_l.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)
i have an amazing photographic memory of where every single meme that has ever existed resides on the internet, fyi.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)
dancing Spiderman?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)
or you have a del.icio.us account?
― kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)
i do not have a del.icio.us account, wtf does that even mean
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)
http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/
http://gayspiderman.com/gayspider_flip.gifhttp://gayspiderman.com/gayspider_flip.gifhttp://gayspiderman.com/gayspider_flip.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)
wait did those last spidermen show up? http://www.branford.k12.ct.us/user/site/staff/cmiller/photos/spiderman.gifhttp://www.branford.k12.ct.us/user/site/staff/cmiller/photos/spiderman.gifhttp://www.branford.k12.ct.us/user/site/staff/cmiller/photos/spiderman.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)
kudos
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)
"Revenge of the Gabber Robots"?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/msmarvel/toys_dance.gifhttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/msmarvel/toys_dance.gifhttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/msmarvel/toys_dance.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/flash/
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)
me with the bear
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)
THAT'S ON MY HOME COMPUTER ;_; | | | | | | __________________________________
will post tonight!
i do have this dude with the bear: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/204/508786056_b5e3877134.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)
river wolf wins most things. Ultimate Bro, Montana Edition, for instance.
BARTRIP is that JESSE?
― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)
btw, when are we re-enacting that group dance and posting it to Youtube?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)
never
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)
j/k tomorrow works for me
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)
AS SOON AS YOU CAN GET TO EITHER DC OR NY, FOR SERIOUS
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)
i call being mr. clean, or whoever the topless dude behind the main gundam is.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)
rw does not look sassy
― deej, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)
you have a limited definition of sassy
THAT IS HIS KITCHEN
― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)
rw owns sassy
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)
deej has shotgun envy
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)
he just took the other sassy contestants out back and SHOT THEM, that's how fucking sassy he is
Snorggirl? Is that some superhero?
-- Tuomas, Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:12 AM (4 hours ago)
― gff, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)
i.e. on your myspazz
― Ed, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)
i am starting sassiest ilxor poll
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)
that jpg = the definition of word in the cosmic sense
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)
jess 8080
In the beginning was the .jpg, and the .jpg was with ILX, and the .jpg was ILX.
― max, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)
it is not as crazy as it sounds
― kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)
is it like de.licio.us snatch liquid?
― max, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/stompino/200601231655000.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)
SASSIEST YOUNG THING ON ILX
it is done
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)
http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/5/24/f_snorgm_2c1da51.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)
omg
― Just got offed, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)
wow
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)
Beautiful.
― kv_nol, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)
A++ Better than Cats etc
― kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)
brian, you are the best
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)
Wo
― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)
winner
― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)
ALL THAT AND ARCHITECT GLASSES, TOO
― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)
...said Alex.
― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)
― ghost rider, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)
the glasses are pretty much amazing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)
holy shit where the hell have i been
― river wolf, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)
There is not enough water in the world for me today, guys. And I only made it 3x worse by having GIANT COFFEE for brek.
― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)
breck girl vs. snorg girl
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/john-edwards_locust.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)
woah I thought this thread was over but I was rong.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 24 May 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)
he's still handsome
― kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)
You would be, too, if you had $400 antennae.
― jaymc, Thursday, 24 May 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)
U GUYZ CAN WE ALL MAKE THIS HAPPEN
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/9239/snorgwr9.jpg
THX
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)
another winner!
― Just got offed, Thursday, 24 May 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)
NOW UR TURN COME ON GUYS !!!! YAY!!!
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)
http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/5/24/f_streakingm_d641ea5.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 24 May 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)
applause
― kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)
wau
ok i'll get a picture of me doing snorg girl later
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)
i am gogin sreaking
yay!
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)
rawr
― jhøshea, Thursday, 24 May 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)
sry
more snorg impersonations pls
― braveclub, Friday, 25 May 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)
Interview! http://jalopnik.com/cars/who.s-that-t_bird%3F/interview-with-a-snorg-girl-263973.php
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)
she seems pleasant enough, really
― kenan, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)
Ally as Snorg Girl YES. Soon?
― suzy, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)
okay i still seriously have no reason to believe that interview wasn't computer generated
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)
Oh, and I love driving my Daddy's BMW. So, I'll take one of those.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)
I drive a black Ford Escape with stickers all over the back; It's definitely a hippie car. However, I don't get to drive the little guy at the moment due to stupidity. I love big cars and I would love an environmentally friendly one that's not ridiculously expensive but until that day I think I'm just going to stick with my bike. Oh, and
strike one: "hippie car" w/stickers all over the back. strike two: not "get[ting] to drive the little guy at the moment due to stupidity" which i'm taking to mean as a dui. strike three: "I love driving my Daddy's BMW."
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)
in an alternate universe the T-shirts all say "I LOVE SLEEPING" and "BEING WITH MY LOVIES AT AUBURN" while the interview reads "I love lamp" and "I'm kind of a big deal"
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)
Thinking about penguins (it's kind of an obsession)
i love snorg girl.
― g®▲đұ, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)
yeah, I think she sounds pretty charming.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)
Snorg Girl: Oh yes, I pick D because he is wearing glasses and he has some scruff going on!
:D
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)
the dude has pretty much your exact frames, latebloomer
― stevie, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)
She is smart
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)
http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2007/05/4guys.jpg
I thought B was an amputee!!
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)
oops, wrong code
revive
― braveclub, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)
no
― Ste, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)
hi i still love you stay crazy baby
― jhøshea, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)
I still want a "What do you look like doing the Snorg girl face?" thread.
― ENBB, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)
i want to father her snorgbabies
― latebloomer, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)
SNORGBABIES!
― ENBB, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)
the snorgbabies taste like snorgbabies
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)
hahahaha
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)
roffl
― jhøshea, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)
This is a great idea, I may do this.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)
GOD GO AHEAD AND DO THAT ALREADY U GUYS
― jhøshea, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)
Jalopnik: Indeed. Out of all the sites your Snorg T-Shirt ads appear on, which is your favorite? Snorg Girl: Well MySpace is always good and that's where a lot of people recognize me from but I really like CollegeHumor.com.
Oh snorg girl.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)
she's 19! cut her some slack.
― kenan, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)
dude CollegeHumor.com gets no slack.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)
I don't know, Kenan has a point. 19 should be a all-things-forgiveable age. When I was 19 I was in a Primus cover band.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)
what was the name of said cover band
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)
she's hawt! cut her some slack.
― jhøshea, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)
Primal xpost
― jessie monster, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)
hah primus cover band - no slack!
i was in a bluegrass band :-/
― river wolf, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)
marching band
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)
I was in a church choir.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)
i was a (sorta)goth
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)
on my 19th birthday I drank a fifth of rum and had to be carried home. I don't really remember the rest of the year.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)
JCM cover band
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)
ska band.
― gff, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)
We settled on the name SEAS OF CHEESE after briefly considering SECUNDUS.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)
EXCELLENT
did all your band mambers take up alter-egos based on primus songs (ie mr.krinkle, harold of the rock etc)?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)
(... nature boy)
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)
i am afraid of people who know too much about primus
― kenan, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)
Name some good things about Primus.
1) Fuck, well at least Mike Patton was never a member.
― kenan, Thursday, 7 June 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)
there are far better reasons to phear me
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 7 June 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1279/553300786_c99c31cdaa_b.jpg
― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)
that is not really snorg face but whatever i was bored
― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)
good job RW, but fyi its lamp singular.
― gr8080, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)
i know, i got carried away
― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)
putting this here so i dont forget about it
― gr8080, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)
http://i16.tinypic.com/4xxxoy0.jpg
― jhøshea, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)
zwesome
― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)
SNORG GIRL SPEAKS
-----Original Message----- From: ma✧✧✧.j0hns✧✧✧@xx✧✧✧.c✧✧ [mailto:ma✧✧✧.j0hns✧✧✧@xxxxx✧✧✧.c✧✧] On Behalf Of maura @ id0lat0r Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 10:22 PM To: Jess Harvell Subject: Fwd: Snorg Girl Interview
:-O
---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Hank Worrell <k1dut3✧✧✧@gx✧✧✧.c✧✧> Date: Jul 5, 2007 10:13 PM Subject: Snorg Girl Interview To: t✧✧✧@id0la✧✧✧.c✧✧
We have all seen her. We all love her. She is Alice (The Snorg Girl), the undisputed queen of blog advertising. She was kind enough to answer a few questions for us, and I must warn you: don't read this unless you are ready to have an even bigger crush on her. She is pretty much awesome.
http://winningtheturnoverbattle.blogspot.com/2007/07/interview-with-alice-snorg-girl.html
― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)
"I got involved with Snorg through my older brother Rad."
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:40 (nineteen years ago)
WTB: Finally, the question that could break a million hearts...single? Alice: Yes actually. I am indeed single. I do like a guy right now but he is being stupid at the moment so we’ll see what happens with that.
Sorry, Alice. I'm just...in a weird time in my life right now.
― latebloomer, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)
we're already living in some bad L. Ron Hubbard version of the future, aren't we
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)
auburn tigers, andruw jones, harry potter, facebook and food. and t-shirts. really.
you get so much more out of person by their dislikes, I wish you fuckin' bloggers would remember this.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)
well, she hates the Yankees. That's a step.
― kenan, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)
i, too, like food and t-shirts. but alas i hate harry potter and am indifferent to or ignorant of the rest.
― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)
WTB: Are you involved with any clubs or organizations?
killer interview, guy
― gff, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)
WTB: What do you like to do for fun? Alice: I really like reading. I’m kind of a closet reader.
BECAUSE READING IS SOMETHING YOU REALLY NEED TO BE ASHAMED OF.
― jessie monster, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)
i think i hate the snorg girl now u_u
― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)
I got involved with Snorg through my older brother Rad.
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)
it bears repeating.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)
haha my bad. still...
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)
maybe she likes to read in the closet?
i must remember to take pictures of random people doing snorgface next time i am drunk
― braveclub, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)
"I didn't get to Epsilon 5 until after the first colony rebellion"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, May 23, 2007 1:00 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
dear tombot:
i will sing this ned-style over one of yr beats fyi
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 July 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsGetHammered_F_Fullpic_13.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)
Oh my.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)
she looks like she can unhinge her jaw
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)
schef that's some steve reich shit right there
― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)
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― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)
where snorg becomes a loop
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)
^ otm
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/hkdoghouse.jpg
it's a teleportation pod for pets
― latebloomer, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)
oh wait you're tryin' to crown a successor to the snorg girl
― latebloomer, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)
Snorgone accumulator
― latebloomer, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)
Snorg girl's friend from Taiwan!!!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)
Chinese snorgbaby
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)
an army of international Snorg People
― latebloomer, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)
more jazz hands
― kingfish, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)
Team Snorg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)
http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/9/7/11/f_psychom_7aeeb49.jpg
― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 06:44 (nineteen years ago)
very good, but martin balsam would not have approved such jaw hijinx
― kingfish, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 07:11 (nineteen years ago)
and that doghouse looks dalek-inspired
― kingfish, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 07:12 (nineteen years ago)
snorg girl = ready to take on an army of dicks = "line 'em up like a circus seal"
― kingfish, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 07:21 (nineteen years ago)
has this one been posted already? it makes me arrgggghhh.
http://lads.myspace.com/07_05/MS-70518-59-SNOR-MC-US/ChooseWisely_425x600_8.jpg
― chaki, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 07:31 (nineteen years ago)
why does it make you arrggghh? :-(
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:22 (nineteen years ago)
i always thought i could make a mint with an "i'm with stupid" t-shirt where instead of pointing to the side the arrow points directly down towards your crotch
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:33 (nineteen years ago)
I really looked at that tee chaki posted and for a moment was like "I dont get it - rock, lounge chair, scissors?"
God. I brained my damage.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:35 (nineteen years ago)
i still love snorg girl. i'd let her win at rock paper scissors.
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:38 (nineteen years ago)
how would you do that??
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:39 (nineteen years ago)
i mean, i don't think that's possible
don't ruin my fantasy
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:43 (nineteen years ago)
i'm trying to help you realise your fantasy by making it concrete and detailed!
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:46 (nineteen years ago)
Some day moley marry snorg girl. Not matter that she eat him alive after copulation.
― moley, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:48 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.robotbreeder.com/Robotblogger/uploaded_images/cassowary-730418.jpg
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:51 (nineteen years ago)
it's possible to cheat or let someone lose at rock paper scissors. all you need to do is follow your opponent's movements closely. it helps if they're a sibling or friend or someone else you know well because you already unconciously have a feel for how they move.
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:53 (nineteen years ago)
"cheat or let someone lose"
rofl i obv. meant "cheat or let someone win"
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 09:54 (nineteen years ago)
she looks crazy in a bad way. is the love ironic? i hope so.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 10:23 (nineteen years ago)
I have also had this idea
― DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 11:08 (nineteen years ago)
she is not crazy, she is so sane she's blown your mind
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 11:17 (nineteen years ago)
She is the terrifying face of desire. SHE IS KALI.
― moley, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 11:28 (nineteen years ago)
-- latebloomer, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 12:17 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
lololol
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 11:30 (nineteen years ago)
I've seen these around. The ones I've seen looked homemade.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:09 (nineteen years ago)
-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 11:30 (1 hour ago) Link
quoting Kramer = not snorg girl's style. her shirts usually quote Will Ferrell.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:24 (nineteen years ago)
my dad did a faux-surprised expression the other day that was disturbingly snorglike
I cannot wait to move out
― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)
tbh the makers of 'anchorman' deserve a big ol' cut of snorg's profits.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)
ha i forgot i was quoting kramer
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/TSHIRTS/STUPID.jpghttp://www.goodstorm.com/files/images/4334D990_DCCFED45.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)
I think Johnny Depp wore one of those in Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)
omg snorgo
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)
This might be old news but I just discovered that there are 7 facebook groups about how hot the snorg girl is, one about how much she sucks, and once about who shows more teeth when smiling, Alice or Gary Bussey. Hmmmmm.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)
Snorgo did not get the adulation it deserved.
― kenan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)
also, i kinda like the rock-scissors-paper shirt. I want one.
http://www.blipsy.com/graphics/layouts/donald_duck_thumb.jpg
― Cocaine, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)
can we get a steve reich themed t-shirt?
― Will M., Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)
this is this a this steve this reich this t-this shirt is this is a is steve is reich is t-is shirt a this a is a steve a reich a t-a shirt steve this steve is steve a steve reich steve t-steve shirt reich this reich is reich a reich steve reich t-reich shirt t-this t-is t-a t-steve t-reich t-shirt shirt this shirt is shirt a shirt steve shirt reich shirt t-this is a this is steve this is reich this is t-is this is shirt this a is this a steve this a reich this a t-this a shirt this steve shirt this steve t-steve t-a reich is shirt steve reich a steve is t-steve shirt reich reich t-a reich this steve steve t-a t-this reich is reich this t-steve is
― Will M., Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)
snorgo is my new desktop wallpaper.
someone needs to do another "Snorgo" parody for that old godzilla ripoff movie "Gorgo"
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)
i'm waiting for the inevitable snorgo hulkington 'shop myself.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)
al otm
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)
oh god why didn't someone think of that already
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)
I thought of that when I saw "snorgo"! I have no shop skills, tho.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)
someone who is stalking strongo do a shop plz.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)
wouldn't it jsut be easy to shop a dumb phrase on my shirt int he one where i'm basically making angry snorg face
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)
i guess it's not clear enough
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5246/vomiteg6.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)
If I didn't have to leave soon I'd totally be shopping the snorg girl in there.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.cst.cmich.edu/users/dietr1rv/peachpits/pchpt-2.JPG
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)
[troll]
― hausgt01, Thursday, 19 July 2007 13:38 (nineteen years ago)
shut up
― carne asada, Thursday, 19 July 2007 13:40 (nineteen years ago)
... kenan?
― kv_nol, Thursday, 19 July 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)
I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it! I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm swallowing cum I'm happy.
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 July 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)
― hausgt01, Thursday, 19 July 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)
ghost rider is indeed a professional troll.
― Ed, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)
Ed, it's pronounced blogger in America.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)
j/k :)
man this is going to turn into one of those fights were you americans and us britishers just don't understand each other. Before it does, let me just tell you that I love you guys.
― Ed, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)
what the fuck?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)
hahahahahaha
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)
schef u missed it :(
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)
where a snorg becomes a LOOOOP
http://www.meisterkuehler.de/forum/image.php?u=645&dateline=1133810338
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)
no it's where time becomes a snorg
duh
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)
so guys do you think the snorg girl likes to swallow a lot of jizz y/n
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)
i need to upload pix of my & baby sister both making snorg faces :) :)
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)
yes. yes you do.
i need my mom to take the picture of me age 3 makign snorg face off her damn wall and scan it!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)
Isn't "snorg" the onomanopoetic word for "swallow lots of jizz"?
EXAMPLE: The reason Amanda is so popular is because she snorgs. </urbandictionary>
― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)
no no it's like "snog" except with biting and at the end she rips your head off and lays her eggs inside you.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)
snorg girl doesnt swallow
― max, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)
actually maybe she does but you probably have to ask her like its a favor or something
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grons
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)
wtf do you think she does with it? spits it across the room onto a wall or something? beyond my comprehension this is.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)
you can always tell by the ass - big ass = swallows, no ass = won't even touch the stuff.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)
B RING ME SNORG GRIL'S ASS
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)
ok that ass thing is ridiculous
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)
yeah the ass thing is demonstrably false
― max, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)
The United States Centers For Disease Control
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)
EXAMPLE 2: It was so gross; all you could hear from back seat was moaning and snorging.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)
i have put a decade of research into this people.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)
DP: Well, obviously, we have been snorging our forces during that time. We have added five Army brigade combat teams, two Marine battalions, and a Marine expeditionary unit, and some enablers, as they're called. And over the last month, that snorg of forces has turned into a snorg of offensive operations.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/_38671001_holding.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 3 August 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)
― river wolf, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)
so that's what a snorg hatchling looks like
― latebloomer, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)
Gelfsnorg
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)
he isn't ready for budweisers yet
― river wolf, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)
he is so excited for that bottle tho
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 3 August 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)
awww! XD
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)
i know. squee!
― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)
Everytime I see this thread title I think it's about the Snork Maiden from Moomintrolls.
― Jon Lewis, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)
awwwww snorg i luvs u
― jhøshea, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/9/8/3/f_snotterm_aa7dfe0.jpg
― I DIED, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/soderatusbp2.jpg
xpost HAHAHAHAHAHAA
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 3 August 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)
brian u r a wizard and a scholar
snorg otter == a victory
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)
the snotter
― I DIED, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)
http://i14.tinypic.com/6hfvgoo.jpg
― jhøshea, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)
I may see that in my nightmares later
― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)
WAU WAU WAU
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 3 August 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)
plz dont tell teh furries
― jhøshea, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)
BABY OTTERS DO NOT HAVE HUEG LOLBOOBS, THAT PICTURE IS ALL WRONG
― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)
admit it kenan you want a piece of that snorg-chimera
― jhøshea, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)
snorg mask replica
― latebloomer, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/Alice_the_Snorg_Girl
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)
#3!
― HI DERE, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)
http://i17.tinypic.com/4pyqelw.jpg
― jhøshea, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)
― Just got offed, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)
The Snorg Girl Looks Crazy, But I Would Totally Hit That by ilxor.com
wait thats not the thread title lol
― jhøshea, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)
ok on the first page of gis results is the shefterblog football diagram
wtf?
― jhøshea, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)
and on the second page a picture of julia roberts also fomr shecterblog and on the third page some bails of hay and a small dog and maybe a dead body from scheferblog
― jhøshea, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)
oh 2 more pix on first page from schefterblog too
― jhøshea, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)
schefterblog is not funne lately
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 5 August 2007 09:06 (nineteen years ago)
Guys, look at all these Miss America Pageant winners! Are they all ex-snorg girls? Is snorg girl going to win the Miss America Pageant this year?
http://i19.tinypic.com/6fp8ye8.jpg
― StanM, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)
I already can't believe I made that collage just for this thread and I just posted it.
― StanM, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)
I can, frankly.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)
snorg is in, and snark is out. take note of that stanm.
― uhrrrrrrr10, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 23:20 (nineteen years ago)
It's one thing to have that expression after winning a pageant, something you've always dreamed about doing. It's another thing to wear that look all the goddammed time.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 23:41 (nineteen years ago)
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/snorgy.jpg
― kenan, Saturday, 18 August 2007 07:40 (nineteen years ago)
No, see kenan, we can tell you have a certain ironic, parodic distance in this shot, and that flattens the intensity of your snorging.
― moley, Saturday, 18 August 2007 08:05 (nineteen years ago)
:(
― kenan, Saturday, 18 August 2007 08:07 (nineteen years ago)
Sorry mate. Snorging is like metal, you have to mean it.
― moley, Saturday, 18 August 2007 08:09 (nineteen years ago)
Do not snorg. Let it snorg.
― moley, Saturday, 18 August 2007 08:10 (nineteen years ago)
I will remember that in the future.
― kenan, Saturday, 18 August 2007 08:13 (nineteen years ago)
Do not remember. There is no remembering.
― moley, Saturday, 18 August 2007 08:15 (nineteen years ago)
you lost me.
― kenan, Saturday, 18 August 2007 08:16 (nineteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1372/603148228_e0aa7471b6.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 August 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)
The girl on the far right is snorging reasonably well, though, personally, I would've asked for a tad more blank-faced delight and a smidgen less aggression. The other two are amateurs.
I have a theory that, in general, women are better snorgers than men.
― moley, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 03:46 (nineteen years ago)
See, this is a perfect fullfaced snorg:
― moley, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 03:47 (nineteen years ago)
Particularly the one on the far right.
― moley, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)
ok who the fuck is this:
http://cache.opt.fimserve.com/contents/320/6/6320/Bears_160by600_2.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 10 September 2007 07:54 (nineteen years ago)
i don't understand modern modelling. biting lip is not as bad as looking crazy though.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 08:36 (nineteen years ago)
eh id snorg it
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 12:13 (nineteen years ago)
shes a more sophisticated snorg referencing clobert and all
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 12:18 (nineteen years ago)
i thought the bears thing was another 'anchorman' reference?
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 12:26 (nineteen years ago)
do they both hate bears?
and how come i can never remember anything from anchorman i mustve seen it like 3 time now if you piece together everything from tv.
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 12:29 (nineteen years ago)
no im pretty sure its colbert. anchorman just fights a bear at the end right? but colbert always talks abt how bears are #1 enemy
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 12:30 (nineteen years ago)
in anchorman there's this stuff about bears and periods?
at least three other snorg t-shirts are based on lines from 'anchorman'.
wtf is this shit though?
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_Fullpic_1.gif
is that even trying to be piven?
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 12:37 (nineteen years ago)
OK what the fuck you guys?
http://cache.opt.fimserve.com/contents/838/7/7838/ThatsWhatSheSaid_425x600_36c.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)
i wouldn't say 'no,' probably
― river wolf, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 September 2007 06:30 (nineteen years ago)
thats what she said
― jhøshea, Saturday, 15 September 2007 08:21 (nineteen years ago)
I miss the real snorg girl.
― nickalicious, Saturday, 15 September 2007 08:35 (nineteen years ago)
I also miss being able to find sleep by 5 AM EST, but whatever.
― nickalicious, Saturday, 15 September 2007 08:37 (nineteen years ago)
The way her fingers are curled up on the phone is an abomination in the eyes of our Lord.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 15 September 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)
http://i21.tinypic.com/206iixv.jpg
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/laurae55/jonlaurabeach.jpg
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)
No more boners ever.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)
the boner era is officially over
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)
rest in peace, li'l boners
― river wolf, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)
cio
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)
Boner Jamz '07, never forget.
― kenan, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.nndb.com/people/340/000044208/bonerz-sized.jpg
RIP BONERZ
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)
new snorg girl. http://www.campusfood.com/img/ad/affiliate/McLovin-2.jpg
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 06:52 (eighteen years ago)
McLovin is the Vote for Pedro of yesterday.
― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 January 2008 06:55 (eighteen years ago)
-- nickalicious, Friday, September 14, 2007 10:35 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Monday, 7 January 2008 07:04 (eighteen years ago)
me2
― latebloomer, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:07 (eighteen years ago)
does anyone think that Hillary Clinton has oddly Snorg Girl-esque qualities in her typical campaigning photos?
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:48 (eighteen years ago)
Hillary/Snorg photoshop smorgasbord begins in 5... 4... 3...
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:47 (eighteen years ago)
"snorgasborg" lol
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:54 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/hilary_open_mouth.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:56 (eighteen years ago)
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080109/capt.0d0ec7e2d5a444978fa742c0eae56d46.clinton_2008_nhea231.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080109/i/r1889593026.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.filminamerica.com/Movies/InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers1978/invasion23.jpg
― latebloomer, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
― s1ocki, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:54 (eighteen years ago)
why is that always funny xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)
ahaha
― gbx, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://i16.tinypic.com/8fy2ya1.jpg
― jhøshea, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
OM NOM NOM
― Kerm, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
oh no.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://i2.tinypic.com/6nt35du.jpg
― Kerm, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
― gff, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)
jesus!
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
kerm ftw
― gr8080, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:13 (eighteen years ago)
oh god
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:14 (eighteen years ago)
I bow to Kerm's superior shop-fu.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
ha i didn't even notice the shirt!
― gff, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://i1.tinypic.com/6ku2tjr.gif
― Kerm, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
wau dude
― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.4colorrebellion.net/media/pics/06/02/valentine/you-touch-my-heart-lossy.jpg
― gff, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
OMG KERM!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
amazing
― Mark Clemente, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:35 (eighteen years ago)
that shit is just WOW!
― carne asada, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
A new snorg girl story.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 January 2008 19:28 (eighteen years ago)
best part of the article:
"The brothers who launched the company 3 1/2 years ago credit much of its success to Fraasa, who's paid only in free T-shirts."
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 January 2008 19:34 (eighteen years ago)
A new and yet hauntingly similar snorg girl:
http://cache.opt.fimserve.com/contents/772/39/39772/ItsOkayPluto_160by600_21c.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080201/capt.a91a20b15114403d9c039fba089f8ad5.aptopix_chelsea_clinton_la113.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
When I was nineteen I stole golf carts and watched reruns of Alf.
― Colin_C., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 19:11 (eighteen years ago)
http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/2/14/f_captd3a35f6m_672ca22.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 14 February 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.turn.com/r/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.turn.com%2Fimg-data%2F160by600_Lamp.jpg
a new one?
― Mark Clemente, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
Oh yeah... of course, if that girl wanted to hang out with me I'd be all like "Ugh! No way!" I mean, obviously...
― Bodrick III, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:10 (eighteen years ago)
I would snorg her as soon as I got the chance. She's buglyful.
― moley, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
That shirt's been on here already: the snorg girl looks crazy
― StanM, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:57 (eighteen years ago)
snorg girl finally making it to the (web)pages of the grey lady http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/4135/snorgxc0.gif
― circles, Saturday, 23 February 2008 06:59 (eighteen years ago)
i would bless new snorg girl with burning sage
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/8278/adimagephpfilenamewithaaw3.jpg
― jaxon, Friday, 25 April 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 April 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)
Hmm, I can see why.
― Mark G, Friday, 25 April 2008 08:41 (eighteen years ago)
competition:
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CJykr7Tq27PDRBCsAhjvATIItBRysWB2hRs
― sanskrit, Thursday, 1 May 2008 01:20 (eighteen years ago)
nah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 May 2008 01:32 (eighteen years ago)
bad kind of crazy
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 May 2008 01:47 (eighteen years ago)
not hot, but NOIZE BOT!
― jaxon, Thursday, 1 May 2008 02:53 (eighteen years ago)
this thread
― gr8080, Thursday, 1 May 2008 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
CRAZY LIKE A FOX
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6475/652aafeb9b518027fbfe2b51c56f621eiz8.jpg
― Edward III, Thursday, 1 May 2008 05:46 (eighteen years ago)
^ new low
― Edward III, Thursday, 1 May 2008 05:49 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ Is this the "before" picture of the banned Appetite for Destruction cover?
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:52 (eighteen years ago)
Competition!
http://badcontrol.com/?p=949
― StanM, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:09 (eighteen years ago)
Guys, nobody but the original inimitable snorg girl looks crazy, all these other girls just look like teenie soft porn without the nipple.
― kenan, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:12 (eighteen years ago)
Not even Hillary?
― StanM, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
I don't know what sick bastard dragged hillary into this, but I am not acknowledging that part of the thread.
― kenan, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
hilz make snorg face constantly
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
shut up, she's an american hero.
― kenan, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
snorg girl is kinda a big deal
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:20 (eighteen years ago)
hilz make snorg face when sexing 42
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:22 (eighteen years ago)
Like that ever happens.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:18 (eighteen years ago)
hilz make snorg face when sexing http://conservablogs.com/nuke/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/huma.jpg
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.turn.com/r/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.turn.com%2Fimg-data%2FIDrinkYourMilkshake_300by250_18d.jpg
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 03:08 (eighteen years ago)
i'd hit it. Can I get that phrase on a shirt?
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 03:10 (eighteen years ago)
i still love original snorg girl
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://i28.tinypic.com/2s0g38w.jpg
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
A+
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 03:20 (eighteen years ago)
og snorg is best
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 03:22 (eighteen years ago)
i hope that wherever she is in life she'll keep on snorgin'
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
My caption was "what, THESE nuts?" but hey.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 08:45 (eighteen years ago)
hey, you guys. http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t391672.html
― Creeztophair, Saturday, 31 May 2008 18:16 (eighteen years ago)
Another reason to stay on ILX. We have the best snorg thread by a long shot.
― kenan, Saturday, 31 May 2008 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
OG Snorg Girl up there has an impressive package down there
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 1 June 2008 04:16 (eighteen years ago)
http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/18/a2/18a2e33ac220d0198af2c33bca7dcb1e.jpg
― Mark G, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 22:00 (eighteen years ago)
ooooh, i finally get it. her shirt says "we're going streaking". i thought she was just trying to be crazy/sexy/cool
― Creeztophair, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/18/alice-the-snorg-tee-girl-todays-crush/
― Alan, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 13:27 (eighteen years ago)
How to Shoot Sexy Art Instructions from Richard Kern.
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/features/arts/music/blog/Submit%20to%20me%20Now%2C%20Richard%20Kern.jpg
― ian, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
YOU KILLED MY T-SHIRT!!!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 14:58 (eighteen years ago)
lung leg girl looks crazy
― Edward III, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
nb; I had major lung leg crush in high school
― Edward III, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/creative/TH/thoseshirts-Jul08-225x200.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 29 August 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
it would be really cool if someone bought up like a thousand of those shirts & handed them out to homeless dudes
― deeznuts, Friday, 29 August 2008 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
Hilarious Conservative T-Shirts
― gr8080, Friday, 29 August 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
the progessive insurance lady looks crazy
― mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 11:35 (seventeen years ago)
Half of ILX is inexplicably in love with her.
― ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)
Half of ILX is understandably not
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:36 (seventeen years ago)
no one ever answered my question on the other thread about why the one where the husband buys the boat is funny
― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)
Lung Leg used to (or still does) live in Minneapolis.
A person I know was at some noise show in an abandoned church (i think it was)...
anyway, they wanted to smoke and they asked Lung Leg for a light because she was smoking....She turned and said "Where I'm from there is no light"
― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)
she is clever
― csa, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)
church rip!
― goole, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)
awesome anecdote
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)
Am still in love with Lung Leg.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)
http://cache.fimservecdn.com/contents/635/223/223635/rawr_160by600_4.jpgLOL camel toe
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)
I think for camel toe, you have to be wearing pants. Those are painted on.
― tits akimbo (kenan), Friday, 3 April 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)
http://cache.fimservecdn.com/contents/760/288/288760/derive_160by600_3.jpg
Hold me.
― bachmann boehner overdrive (kenan), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:45 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, in case anyone missed it, this is now *officially* a soft porn thread.
― bachmann boehner overdrive (kenan), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:47 (seventeen years ago)
yoo someone wet nuts w/the transform on her right boob there
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
ya, it looks fuggin weird. good eye.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:37 (seventeen years ago)
Skipping 830 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
someone wet nuts
Did you mean "went nuts"? Because I hope you didn't.
― bachmann boehner overdrive (kenan), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, and thanks for ruining the boobs for me. Not I can't see anything but a bad shop. It's like one of those whaddyacallits... optical illusions.
― bachmann boehner overdrive (kenan), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 22:00 (seventeen years ago)
NOW I can't see etc
rawr i'm a dinosaur rawr
this just appeared on the frickin Huff Post ffs
http://i44.tinypic.com/30ixmk5.jpg
― your son rip is on line toot (iiiijjjj), Sunday, 14 June 2009 07:56 (seventeen years ago)
Is there a thread for
http://blstb.msn.com/i/C4/1D84A61D9C4B437157A0DF1C922A.jpg
Results 1 - 10 of about 204,000 for progressive insurance girl. (0.10 seconds)
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:32 (sixteen years ago)
yeah it's called WS '10
― Joannon HOOM (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:35 (sixteen years ago)
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8420/snorg.jpg
― fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Monday, 8 November 2010 22:11 (sixteen years ago)
okeedokey
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 8 November 2010 22:13 (sixteen years ago)
that hair is totes agl!
― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 05:25 (sixteen years ago)
I like that tiny space between her thighs.
― Flavors: Onions and other flavors (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 05:36 (sixteen years ago)
No regrets!
easily one of the best threads ever
we need phrase/alert thread for when a meme reaches santorum status.― g®▲đұ, Thursday, May 24, 2007 2:44 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark
― g®▲đұ, Thursday, May 24, 2007 2:44 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ esto ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 05:48 (sixteen years ago)
― Flavors: Onions and other flavors (Abbbottt), Monday, November 8, 2010 9:36 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark
it's a pretty good space yeah
always so happy when this thread reappears
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:05 (sixteen years ago)
just wanted to
because
http://artatm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/18_real_super_mario.jpg
yeah
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:15 (sixteen years ago)
idgi w/ insurance lady. new snorg girl otoh i get
― hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:48 (sixteen years ago)
I like that tiny space between her thighs.― Flavors: Onions and other flavors (Abbbottt), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 5:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkNo regrets!― Flavors: Onions and other flavors (Abbbottt), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 5:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― Flavors: Onions and other flavors (Abbbottt), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 5:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Flavors: Onions and other flavors (Abbbottt), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 5:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
abboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooott
― HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 07:14 (sixteen years ago)
abbott otm
― meta machine music (crüt), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 07:21 (sixteen years ago)
new snorg girl is generic and terrible!
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 15:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CLD6kPyi8e7CRBCgARjYBDIID8zMT5bBb4E
― jaxon, Friday, 21 January 2011 00:34 (fifteen years ago)
less about snorg tee than smang pants
― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
but yeah, tiny space otm
― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
the smang pants look crazy
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:57 (fifteen years ago)
off with the flap and on with the blap
― bigdawg (crüt), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:58 (fifteen years ago)
wait waht?http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad%3Fid%3DCICCn_P7rrzHOBCsAhjvATII1cOJOkL3MHw
― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 April 2011 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
try that again:http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3hgkEjLx1qzyx8yo1_400.jpg
― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 April 2011 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
OG Snorg gir Alice still my favorite and I hope life is treating her well
― das reboot (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 April 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
OG Snorg girl
― das reboot (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 April 2011 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
oh gee, snorg girl
http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa356/fugexlac/snorg.jpg
― Frightening, but full of facts that are difficult to argue with. (dan m), Monday, 11 April 2011 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
the really busty one got a breast reduction, apparently
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 April 2011 20:26 (fifteen years ago)
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CLC5ivmKmruimwEQrAIY-gEyCMvZ9lZcs4gQ
― Land of Rap and Homies (kkvgz), Sunday, 24 April 2011 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
more to the story
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CO_E4NHZtMnB4AEQoAEY2AQyCFwU4FwzZCHz
― Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 27 May 2011 19:45 (fifteen years ago)
I bet shes got a bush like a 40 yr old serbian
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Friday, 27 May 2011 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
now that would be really different, instead of 'fake alternative' ;)
― Ludo, Friday, 27 May 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
God I would tear into that
― Trip Maker, Friday, 27 May 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
lol, that face
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 May 2011 20:21 (fifteen years ago)
feel like that's Janeen from accounting and the model couldn't make it and everyone was freaking out and Janeen was like, FUCK _I'LL_ DO IT
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 May 2011 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Ti3iA.jpg
― (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 06:40 (fifteen years ago)
"Couldn't eat a whole one.. oh WAIT I CAN!!!!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 08:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.alicekiplingfraasa.com/
― markers, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 08:16 (fifteen years ago)
ayo markers i see both pizza and chocolate chips on her resume
― (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 08:20 (fifteen years ago)
you are correct
― markers, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 08:22 (fifteen years ago)
Keep going back to that pic, the one before the pug one.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 08:28 (fifteen years ago)
that pug's face looks like its melting off
― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 09:40 (fifteen years ago)
I bet shes got a bush like a 40 yr old serbian― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Friday, 27 May 2011 19:47 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Friday, 27 May 2011 19:47 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:49 (fifteen years ago)
i just want to say that I actually know a 40-year-old serbian - well, OK she's 36 - and she would probably break your collarbone if you sjoked about her bush
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:51 (fifteen years ago)
As we went through 10m and there was no available light already. Inside of the Walled City was totally dried out. As we walked around, a lot of dust flew around us but we didn't know what was the dust made from.
The dustproof masks were really necessaries at there. There was no indication of living creature. Once I stepped on something soft and I found out it was dead body of cat.
Once the Walled City was still alived, the passages were always got wet and glistened by fluorscent lamp.
The water drops fell from upper plumbings sometimes. I didn't know where the drops were coming from and wiped them immidiately.
Now, all of the residents were forced left, all the electricity and water supply were stopped from 8 months ago, they were complately dyied out and let them been dust. The dust seemed transformed into the powdered crystal and covered whole city.
We called out to each other and sneaked into the Walled City. Then, we came out to the street which ran east-west.
The street was too narrow to walk with whole party. There were a lot of openings anywhere, also. Soon we knew our party was not efficient.
― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
The snorg girl plays D&D? Or is she part of our first stargate-powered expedition to a strange and mysteriously depopulated other world, at first glance not so much unlike our own?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
you get a great reward if you can locate the website that text is from
― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
Its from that site where the female biker rode into Chernobyl, right?
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
one google later:
The complecated creature emit queer circumstances___www.docstoc.com/.../The-complecated-creature-emit-queer-circums... - CachedYou +1'd this publicly. Undo22 May 2011 – Once the Walled City was still alived, the passages were always got wet and glistened by fluorscent lamp. The water drops fell from upper ...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
nope! good guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
I think you are on the right track mark G!
― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:59 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't bother to google it, just sounded like that biker girl's blog to me for some reason.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:59 (fifteen years ago)
what! You have google in your mind!?
― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://img.mp3fiesta.com/covers/56/56254/alb_399992_sm.jpg
"Mmm, what a google is in yr mind..."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
"Google will produce over 104,000 hits for the “snorg tees girl”
― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
And about 145,000 results for "the snorg girl looks crazy," although if you search the whole phrase in quotes it goes down to just 3.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/43jFZ.jpg
― (gr8080), Monday, 19 September 2011 04:50 (fifteen years ago)
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5138/rickperrygestures1.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 September 2011 05:24 (fifteen years ago)
:O
― ice cr?m, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
:( )
― goole, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
haha
― ice cr?m, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
nightmarish lol
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
You know what that reminds me of?
― Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 15:28 (fifteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mG3tkgAiMKY/TYfKphntetI/AAAAAAAAAPY/FtlVo4HkDO0/s1600/Francis%252520Bacon.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 15:29 (fifteen years ago)
Mmmm... bacon...
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:49 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Robert-Blake-Lost-Highway.jpg
― HOOTERS FOOD AND BEVERAGE (Pillbox), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 05:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/yCmFE.jpg
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 17 March 2012 01:38 (fourteen years ago)
who tf is this interloper
http://i.imgur.com/fh5bc.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNXDJlEhCYQ
― Chris S, Sunday, 1 July 2012 12:02 (fourteen years ago)
Boxxy
― starfish succulents (unregistered), Monday, 2 July 2012 22:54 (fourteen years ago)
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/1731512374172142123
― jazbay crostata (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 January 2013 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
I can't think of a better place to put this but wtf is up with all these shirts reading
GEEKNERD
etc, in collegiate lettering? I like the semiotic potency of jock couture proclaiming the wearer is the opposite of that, but that's become smooshed out by these shirts' ubiquity, so we're just left with these nonsense objects. IDGI.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
i blame diesel
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
those t-shirts are the kicking off point for this silly-season filler
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2013/sep/02/rise-geeks-outsiders-superhero-movies-dork
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
i look forward to DICK/HEAD and ASSHOLE shirts next year
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
We already have those tbf
http://www.jumptopshoesclothes.com/pic/2009101813513799028.jpg
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
touche
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)
http://mediacdn.snorgcontent.com/media/catalog/category/geeknerd.jpg
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:21 (thirteen years ago)
GEEK NERD bracketed by big tits.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:22 (thirteen years ago)
this is a whole thing tho right
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22fake+nerd+girl%22
― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
About 84,500 results (0.24 seconds)
goddam
― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/qretsZF.jpg
― D-30 (gr8080), Friday, 24 July 2015 19:10 (eleven years ago)
i would still totally hit that tho.
― jhøshea, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 12:08 PM (8 years ago)
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 24 July 2015 20:15 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMD1fCRXAAEhTZ5.jpg
― the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Monday, 10 August 2015 16:23 (eleven years ago)
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 16:26 (eleven years ago)
the snork girl looks subaquatic
― Corn on the macabre (Jon not Jon), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:56 (eleven years ago)
Anyone going to care if I step in here and BLOW YOUR MIND?
http://i.imgur.com/JqUJuq3.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:27 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/7S2mokml.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EMSV8WO.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:28 (eleven years ago)
what you want, when you want it
― goole, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:30 (eleven years ago)
that upper lip crease is intense
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 19:30 (eleven years ago)
i bet she, like joanna n, is a person who looks dramatically different when she's smiling w teeth/when she's not
― La Lechera, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:24 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/qN8hCEz.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:32 (eleven years ago)
loool
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)
omg backpack woman exists xxxp
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 20:40 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/TzAKigQ.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:46 (eleven years ago)
She's from Missouri!
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:47 (eleven years ago)
how on earth do you know that? was there longread expose on backpack girl that i missed
― goole, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:48 (eleven years ago)
pixels, i studied them.
http://i.imgur.com/hOj4Ngd.jpg
(Also found this.)
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:54 (eleven years ago)
why is my first reaction when i see "missouri" to think "oh i bet she has lots of bad ideas"
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 20:56 (eleven years ago)
whoa
http://www.istockphoto.com/portfolio/dsteller?facets={%22text%22:[%22hf7%22],%22f%22:true}
― goole, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:57 (eleven years ago)
Same reason why Minnesotans think the same thing about Iowa and Missourians think the same thing about Arkansas.
And we all think it about Louisiana.
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:58 (eleven years ago)
if you ask my family, anything south of des moines might as well be missouri
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 21:00 (eleven years ago)
getting conflicting messages
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/1601050/6/stock-photo-1601050-young-adult-woman.jpg
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/1546603/6/stock-photo-1546603-peace.jpg
― j., Monday, 10 August 2015 21:01 (eleven years ago)
I've been called a Yankee because I'm from north of Little Rock.
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)
i'd claim you
snorg girl, not sure, she look crazy
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)
lagoon took this photo in nepal a few years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Hqfeguu.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:07 (eleven years ago)
― pplains, Monday, August 10, 2015 3:58 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there's a great essay in an old baffler about how the mississippi river makes people stupid, rolling along, getting dumber and dirtier and more thieving and violent as it goes
― goole, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:15 (eleven years ago)
My theory is that it's because all the Cajuns are drinking everyone else's pee.
xp- And it's the only sign that makes any sense!
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:15 (eleven years ago)
I like Louisiana more than the Ozarks but that's probably bias due to personal experience
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 21:23 (eleven years ago)
Ozarks have more ticks, but fewer alligators.
Anyway. Speaking of gators and getting back on topic, I've got bad news for some of you fellas.
http://i.imgur.com/EroSny4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WwYzGcv.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:56 (eleven years ago)
omg @ pic #2
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 21:57 (eleven years ago)
omg does the schef know???
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:59 (eleven years ago)
I wonder if I've ever been as happy as snorg girl appears to be
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 22:03 (eleven years ago)
Well, you could always huff more freon.
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 22:05 (eleven years ago)
the snorg girl looks happy
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 August 2015 22:34 (eleven years ago)
Congratulations mr and mrs snorg girl
― Treeship, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:38 (eleven years ago)
All you ever wanted to know about "Parked Domain Girl."
http://www.quora.com/Whats-the-story-behind-The-Most-Infamous-Girl-in-the-History-of-the-Internet-a-k-a-Parked-Domain-Girl
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 08:29 (eleven years ago)
I hardly think she is "the most infamous girl in the history of the internet" come on now
― Treeship, Monday, 24 August 2015 02:57 (eleven years ago)
No, I'm not going to doxx Tub Girl, but thanks for the suggestion.
― pplains, Monday, 24 August 2015 03:23 (eleven years ago)
http://benaqua.org/post/10534896269
― r|t|c, Monday, 24 August 2015 18:54 (eleven years ago)
http://s12.postimg.org/pfzkvo72l/IMG_0437.jpg
― controversial but fabulous (I DIED), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 23:03 (ten years ago)
I keep wanting to ask my coworker if that is his sister-in-law in the trump pic
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 23:39 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/iVaD9Gu.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)
awesome
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:22 (ten years ago)
worthy of a deepdream revive imo
― sleeve, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:23 (ten years ago)
wut
http://www.tshirthell.com/truthor.htm
― goole, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:04 (ten years ago)
I would give long odds that Truthor is not the Snorg Girl, however crazy they both might be.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:09 (ten years ago)
good old snorg girl
― j., Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:19 (ten years ago)
how is the snorg girl doing
is there any snorg girl news
― j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 02:41 (eight years ago)
This girl was really cute. I remember her on banner ads on websites when I was in high school. Don’t want to read the thread but have a vage memory of ilx investigating her in a Loftus kind of way. Not sure I support it.
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 02:48 (eight years ago)
she is somewhere good, forever wearing a t-shirt and laughing or screaming at something perpetually out of our view
― mh, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:00 (eight years ago)
Had a boy. Named it Bob.
Some funny pix of him doing the snorg face, but I think it might be time to let Snorg Girl go, let her go snorg on her own.
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:00 (eight years ago)
pal this is not your first day here
― j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:03 (eight years ago)
I reversed-image searched those wedding pix, and we're the only ones on the internet who has them.
What if Snorg Girl starts stalking me? Then what?
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:09 (eight years ago)
fair's fair
― j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:10 (eight years ago)
She gave birth to The Chive.
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 04:24 (eight years ago)
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/one-sketchy-photo-shoot-landed-this-womans-face-on-ever-1825216879
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 18:18 (eight years ago)
https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/daca_images/simgad/13492724772986564059
― omar little, Monday, 9 July 2018 01:37 (eight years ago)
^I think Herman's Hermits are playing at a nearby Indian casino this week, too. They may not all be the original members, tho.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 July 2018 04:54 (eight years ago)
Taken as a whole, Indian Reservation gambling produces more revenue than Atlantic City and Las Vegas combined
― rip van wanko, Monday, 9 July 2018 11:09 (eight years ago)
The best part about that deadspin article was the rabbit hole that led me to this piecehttp://thenervousbreakdown.com/jdelsignore/2014/02/is-standing-a-crime/
― El Tomboto, Monday, 9 July 2018 15:22 (eight years ago)
Thx. This part was good:
In those days the turnstiles still accepted tokens, and you could sometimes glimpse the now-lost art of “token sucking.” To pull off the scam, a particularly desperate grifter clogs a turnstile token slot with debris and waits. Soon an unsuspecting mark drops in his token and painfully slams his thighs into a mysteriously unyielding turnstile. The token has not gone through, but is seemingly impossible to retrieve! After some general cursing and banging about, the victim gives up, plunks another token into a functioning turnstile, and moves on with his life. Here our villain swoops back into frame and, lowering his lips to the little token slit, sucks out the precious prize straight into his mouth. He spits it back out into his hand with a piratical grin, and then the token, dried off and rehabilitated, is ready for resale at a slight discount. The decidedly unromantic MetroCard put an end to all that.
And there's more good stuff than just that.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 July 2018 17:45 (eight years ago)
Getting snorg vibes from Mahogany Lox, star of the MasterCard ad on Twitter that has been shitting up my feed for the last couple of weeks
― badg, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:53 (six years ago)
Glad I'm not the only one haunted by her, she's taken over my IG feed with promoted posts too. She seems inescapable.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:56 (six years ago)
Of course the latter might be my fault because I made the terrible decision to google who tf she was after she got plastered all over Twitter.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:58 (six years ago)
If you google her she kills you in your dreams, I heard.
― treeship., Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:20 (six years ago)
Or at least chase you through and endless hallway, mugging all the way.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:23 (six years ago)
"Mahogany Lox" has to be a Pynchon character.
― Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:24 (six years ago)
hahaha
― sleeve, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:26 (six years ago)
snorg vibes despite only half a head being visible
https://i.ibb.co/RcSZP8K/snorg-vibes.jpg
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:40 (five years ago)
the snorg girl tattooed "hakuna matata" on her foot, got married, had kids, went normcorehttps://www.instagram.com/alicekipling
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:46 (five years ago)
what a wonderful phrase
― Change Display Name: (stevie), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:49 (five years ago)
It means “no worries”
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 00:09 (five years ago)
i got an ad for "snorgtees" on fb.
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:02 (three years ago)
snorgnftees
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:08 (three years ago)
Did we ever discuss this https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna22689315
― serving aunt (stevie), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:09 (three years ago)
Or indeed this https://www.primermagazine.com/2008/love/40-semi-interesting-facts-about-alice-the-snorgtees-girl
― serving aunt (stevie), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:12 (three years ago)
literally everyone 35 yo and younger gets all of their t-shirts from the internet now
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:14 (three years ago)
Counterpoint: my teenager buys all his T-shirts at H&M at the mall
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 18:27 (three years ago)
and that H&M is constantly full of people and I am the only one over 35
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 18:28 (three years ago)