This will start as soon as my compatriots fix themselves drinks ( I have already fixed myself several Hamms) and we settle into the inevitable.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)
1 Hour 29 minutes.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)
Working out some connectivity issues at the moment for phantom laptop, plz to be patient.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES? SURMOUNTED! (no, not that guy.)
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)
i r excited
wait, what is this again?
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)
Caledonia will watch it too! BRING IT!
"Sorry I accidently domed your one"
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)
Anal Princesses Vol. 64
― milo z, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)
We found the remote. We got past the initial failiure of the disk. So much work. Now we will be rewarded for our efforts. 10...9...8...7...
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)
"Sorry I accidently domed your one son"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)
AND. GO!
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)
I hate technology.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
Apparently, this movie is about teh smoking of teh weed.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
Now barbecuing questionable looking ham hocks.
The meat looks good. I can't identify all of it.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)
"Yes, my meat is ready."
First Yo Momma Joke sighted at 2:47.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)
First DEEZ NUTS joke sighted at 3:32.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)
*looks into the camera and winks*
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)
BBQ apron says "EAT MY MEAT" in big friendly letters.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)
guys, be careful
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)
Token mexican named "Pedro" sighted @ 5:35.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
Oh oh. Nobody has bud, but the Mexican mafia.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
Dude . . .
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
This is a recipe for disaster.
― molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
Big tough "Friday"-style musclebound trope has just arrived. Demands meat. Informed he can't kidnap people. Named Ray-Ray. Just got out of prison 2 hours ago. Will "Kill all of you motherfuckers to sit down and eat cheesecake!"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
"You just got out of jail two hours ago. Where'd you get htat gun?"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
This feels like watching your loved ones take PCP and flay themselves while you are trapped behind soundproof plate glass, watching every bloody slice and rip but unable to do anything but bang fruitlessly on the window and wail hopelessly, only with a hell of a lot more laughs.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)
I Think I know far too many people who would "Kill all of you motherfuckers to sit down and eat cheesecake!"
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
Ray-Ray is now about to eat his pastrami, and smoke some, or all of these fools. Gives sidekick funny, undersized gun.
Gratuitous lip-smacking noted by Caledonia.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
Ray-Ray now shot. Someone is supposedly sleeping with a 12 year-old?
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)
Ray-ray is dead dead.
Musclebounfd trope has red slime mold growing out the side of his head. This may or may not have been caused by a shot to the head.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)
Bad ass fighters now part of the deal. We are in the desert now. Not sure why.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)
Caledonia claims to have spotted a "real life gay" in the entourage of players.
I think he may be the son that will be domed.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
Wait, so who is Ray-Ray??????
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
I think this was made possible by an elaborate system of teleprompters.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
The gay guy is gonna get domed?
― molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
Yes.
"Sorry I Accidentally Domed Your Entire Cast"
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
Ray-ray has the mold problem.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
I'm confused. And now craving cheesecake. Bastards.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
"Hairy-horse nuts" used as a pejorative.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
I would like to see what the folks confused by "POTC: AWE" would make of this movie. I suspect crying followed by spontaneous combustion.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
Dad is actually kinda funny.
I'm still looking for an accurate definition of "domed" here.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)
Mexican head honcho of mafia is now giving our heros candy canes for calling him "Fred" instead of Mr. Sanchez.
He has a very nice kitchen. In which they are discussing illegal boxing matches.
Now, he is angry about being called Fred, and is threatening them with a serving spoon.
I have no idea what is going on. This Mexican fellow playing Fred is doing a bad job of playing a hard-nosed Mexican fellow.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)
Term "bounce" causing confusion w/Fred that is not to be called Fred.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)
PRETEND CONFUSION OH SNAP.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
"domed" = what happened to Ray-Ray.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
NOT HELPING DANIEL
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
I have no idea why they are having a boxing match in the desert.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)
I say it again: dude . . .
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)
"The Highlander" and "Mariano Big Dog" are now fighting. Our heroes appear distressed.
KNEE TO TEH GROIN ILLICITS "OH NOES" EXPRESSION.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)
worst fake stomach kick EVER
The dust, she flies
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)
This is baad fake fighting.
Worst death scene ever. Embarrassing fight noises phoned in from soundstages. Man in black suit upset (not Fred.) Excuse of having shits and needing cork invoked for escape from situation by our heroes. Soon to be domed son just stole money from dad/fred/not fred, leaving w/heroes.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)
"The shits" used as an excuse.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)
SHITTIEST FAKE DOPE EVER LOOKS LIKE PARSLEY.
Parsley?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
They appear to have set the dope-smoking scene in Kurupt's garage.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
Just admit it, you guys: you've smoked parsley. Jeez.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
Thanks for the expository, filmakers. They are explaining the wrong things to us.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
BUDGET CONTROL. Use of "Bomb-diggety" to describe the quality of Parsley. Hand-held camera work officially OUT OF CONTROL to indicate crazy use of the marijuana cigarette.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
They are not using good weed smoking circle etiquette and that makes me upset. They should know better!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
Manners are important in every situation.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
diggity is an important and useful word
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
Worst fake brains ever on sidekick t-shirt. Part of it appears to be mustard. I don't know why.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
Yes, manners are important, even if one is going to get domed.
― molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)
Next time I am setting up a WebEx meeting and we are all going to join and watch the movie together on our computers.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)
what the hell is going on here
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)
"You remember that ugly bitch I got pregnant?"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)
Dan, you are brilliant and funny.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)
(Hi River Wolf)
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)
"Blood, brains, and pastrami meat all over me."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)
"Raggedy ass gun" in sidekicks hand appears to be a portent of things to come. Escape from Ray-Ray ascribed to "that ugly bitch I got pregnant" named Shaniqua. This turn of events seems to have been edited out of the film due to time constraints.
xposts.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
ok wtf at this movie and I'm not even watching it
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
(RW, in case your question was serious - John, FB, and Caledonia are watching a terrible film, drinking, and live-blogging for the entertainment of the masses. They are also distracting me from re-writing my lame paper, which I REALLY APPRECIATE.)
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
OK, the "doming" of the son literally had nothing to do with anything that happened up to this point.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)
Sidekick is named "Hey Love." post-doming of son, he is labelled as a "stupid ass retarded idiot." The solution appears to be to kill "Hey Love". Realization that "Hey Love" has the only gun. Plan revoked.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
DVD operation error due to the drunk means that we will be watching this crucial scene for a second time.
"What you need to do is smoke this joint. And calmmmm dowwwwnnnnn. Frommmm the Moooonnnn!"
missed that quote the first time through.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)
Wow, they really are smoking parsley, aren't they.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://lol.ianloic.com/cat/1/430810726/What%20you%20need%20to%20do%20is%20smoke%20this%20joint.%20And%20calmmmm%20dowwwwnnnnn.%20Frommmm%20the%20Moooonnnn!
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)
"She ugly, and her son ugly. That little ugly motherfucker saved my life today. And today, I love ugly. Viva la ugly! Viva la ugly!" Last "Viva la ugly" accompanied by emphatic gesture which leads to doming of son.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)
wtf
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)
Was it the doming really accidental, or more "accidental on purpose?"
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)
I BELIEVE THEIR TRAGIC STORY, DOUBTING THOMAS.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)
Movie name quoted at 32:04.
PAUSING DUE TO INTERNET DIFFICULTIES.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)
OK, so we need a smoke break.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)
PROTECT YOUR SPICE RACK CALEDONIA
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)
srsly what the hell you guys
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)
i am so lost right now, and i'm not even on W33d
also, as far as i know, "doming" means "(thunder)doming," which means seeing who can drink the most beers in the least amount of time in order to determine who will be captain of a sports team next year
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)
I think that reflects on the quality of the film more than it does on your state of mind, River Wolf.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)
Also, thank you for that new working definition of "doming." I'm not sure how that could be accomplished accidentally, however.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)
RIVER WOLF:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353545/
It is happening.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)
"Well kill him with garden tools, and they'll think we was mad." -strategem 1: kill Hey-Love and say that he was a burglar who killed Cesar. Exact revenge upon burglar.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)
was it just dumb luck, or was it the bud?
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)
YES
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)
jesus, now i want to go buy another 12 beers and watch a dumb movie with my fri....WAIT A MINUTE
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)
Current freeze-frame on sad Pedro, why you braek hart?
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)
I feel that we're not giving this move a fair shake because we're losing its momentum . . . just saying . . .
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)
KURUPT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)
ANYMORE
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)
"Hold on, you damn maniac gardners, I'll do it!"
They are about to call Fred to let him know that they have accidentally domed his son.
I think that this is a smart move on their part.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)
but then he will know :-/
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
"Domes mean we just shoot him in the head, by accident though."
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
switching to whiskey
i blame YOU
Hey-Love is calling the soon-to-be berieved parent.
"Hello, we just accidentally domed your son. Oh, Domed means 'shoot him in the head'."
Oops, it is the parent of an eight-year old. Hey-Love doesn't see the problem. It has to be explained to him.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)
Pedro is making bad decisions.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)
Surprising.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)
Brisco will be killed slowly times five for his involvement in this terrible error.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)
my name is not pedro
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)
Not anymore it isn't.
So says "not Fred."
Apparently, the solution is to call Krego. Whoever that is.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)
Crazy berieved parent scene is unconvincing.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)
bereved
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)
"sweetie, for the right price, I can find Tupac."
bereaved
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)
Mr. Fred seems to be having a break with reality, and is feeding a puppy made out of a sock candy while showing it pictures of domed sons dead mom while discussing the torments he is about to visit upon our heroes.
berwhatever.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)
Poolside scene accompanied by what sounds a lot like Insane Clown Possee(?!)
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)
Kurupt has arrived on the scene.
Gun barrel kissed. Shit appears to be about to get serious.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)
WE HAVE POOL SCENE.
A moment of wisdom from Karupt.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)
Merely switching ID's will not be sufficient, says Krego.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Plastic surgery is the solution. Follow up line to be transcribed by FB.
Plastic surgery is the solution.
Isn't is always?
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)
I need another beer.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)
OK SO THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)
After the street wisdom soliloquy, Karupt springs the plastic surgery plan.
"You meen like titties. Hell no."
"No, like on your faces."
"Titties on my face?"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)
NO SERIOUSLY HOLY FUCK THIS IS MAYBE THE BEST MOVIE EVER.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, Hey-Love.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)
Sorry, that was, "I'm gonna get some titties on my faces?"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)
Inspirational message from Krego that plastic surgery will only change who they are on the outside, but could never change who they are on the inside.
It seems that discreet plastic surgeons only operate out of...ARIZONA. This is explicitly stated by our spirit guide Krego.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)
Invention of the word "Insoquently." TAKE THAT OXFORD OED.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)
Another scene in Kurupts garage. Heartfelt love is exchanged. Escalade is fondled with great affection.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:13 (eighteen years ago)
FUNNY OLD PEOPLE. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE THEY HAVE CANES.
http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/im-gonna-get-some-titties-on-my-face.jpg
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)
They seem to have been unable to afford actual old people, and have replaced them with our heroes in really shitty rubber masks and fat suits.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:15 (eighteen years ago)
THIS SCENE MAKES NO SENSE AND IS MAKING ME SORT OF ANGRY.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)
"Liza, you can go pee blood on the side of that tree for all I care, you're the one with the bad kidney."
I think these two old men are trying to fight, or they are trying to fuck each other, or both.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)
OK, it's Elijah. And they were trying to fuck each other. and fight. my head hurts.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)
This is very painful.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)
(no one appreciates today's greatest lolcat ;_;)
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)
This stripper can not act. She is a hit man, but really, she is obviously a stripper/actress in real life.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)
OH I DO DAN I DO.
Dan, I'm totally appreciating your lolcat. Very awesome!
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)
^_^
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)
OK, maybe stripper/stripper/model/hooker/stripper/actress.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)
Paper = finished; I'd better go to sleep (early class tomorrow). But THANX guys, UR all v. funny.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)
OK, so Pedro is from the Count Floyd school of acting.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)
I am so not regretting throwing this onto the top of my Netflix queue.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)
Stripper/stripper/hitstripper now in pool, Kurupt has muscleboy pointing gun at him.
Stripperlady in thongsuit, muscleboy in sensibly comfortable sweatpants.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)
hitstripper has terrifying overbite. Krego talking wise.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)
river wolf, Hey-Love is making the argument that it was the weed. I, for one, am not convinced.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)
Drill to eye. Krego unimpressed, says "Quit fucking around and get to drilling". Location of our heroes acheived through encyclopedia brown use of pencil impression on paper. Not drilled.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)
Back in the desert.
WACKY PISS GAG IMMINENT.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)
in the desert.
NO WAIT, IT WILL BE A POOPING IN THE OUTDOORS JOKE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)
Two toughs, a weight-lifter and an actress/stripper (or is it a stripper/actress) in a bikini, threaten Karupt with a drill and snap his neck. They get an address off a pencil rub on a pad.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)
Can I call it or what?
"You all messing with my shit time! This ain't healthy!"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)
WE FAIL AT XPOSTS.
Hey-Love, behind a bush:
"Y'all messin with my shit time"
"How'd you wipe your ass?"
"I was gonna take care of it next time we stop."
"You gonna have to ride in the trunk you peanut butter ass motherfucker."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)
Oh no, after being exiled to the back of the truck for wiping his ass with his hand (!), Hey Love manages to drop the card (that I failed to mention before)that is the only way to gain entrance to the exclusive gangland plastic surgeon.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)
"Homeboy one of them CAJUNS!"
.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)
http://kscakes.com/LolCats/Detail.aspx/you-all-messing-with-my-shit-time-this-aint-healthy-1/
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)
THIS SCENE CANNOT BE DESCRIBED.
The plastic surgeon is in his underwear, he just brought out his son who has recently been run over by a monster truck.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)
grr
http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/you-all-messing-with-my-shit-time-this-aint-healthy-1.jpg
xpost: waht
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)
"I'm retarded."
"Boy, you not retarded. You head just got smashed and your face is burnt. You aint retarded."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)
30 minutes to go.
xsxpost: I HAVE NO IDEA.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)
Also, I feel I should mention that this film seems to have some sort of unhealthy obsession with fishing hats.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)
"You're more like a 4 or five year old, but you're dumb as fuck so more like a 2 or 3 year old or something."
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)
Pedro "The moneys all there sir."
Rufus (underpanted plastic surgeon): "Shut up before I pull your panties down, boy"
Not-retarded monster truck victim "How you mean? Like a girl?"
Rufus too Pedro:"Shut up boy. And that goes for you too, little senorita. Uhhhhhuh. Cha ching"
Confused looks.
"I know the money's all there, cuz if it isn't, I'd shoot all you all in the head with a shit-stained bullet, huh?"
N-R MTV "Can I see your panties?"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)
"Uh, Sir."
"Call me Rufus, pretty eyes."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)
I think they just drank jizz-lemonade. It is a mark of the quality of this film that I am unsure.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)
you guys are driving me to drink
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)
We are now in the desert. "Pink Panties" and "Seniorita" were forced to stay behind.
This is getting kind of long.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)
Hitthong has just arrived. In the desert. For no reason.
Uh-oh, the two toughs foungd the escalade in the desert. Two of them are looking for the card. They found it. Gosh, but here are the toughs.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)
LONGEST LEAD UP TO A FIGHT EVER, IMPROVISED BY IDIOTS.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)
"Man are you alright."
"Motherfucker, I'm hiccupping blood. Do you think it's alright to be hiccuping blood."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)
WE ARE TOO DRUNK FOR TEH XPOST AWARENESS.
Hitthong is following them, using her wily stripperskills.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)
Guy whose name I don't know has just promised to show Monster truck his panties in order to not be killed by Rufus, but instead shows his "man drawers."
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:04 (eighteen years ago)
OH JESUS FUCK.
Monster Truck is now masterbating voraciously.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)
The noises of this are unpleasant OH SHIT.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)
The orgasm sound effect was taken from the same stock as the defecation sound effect.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)
horrible squishy finishing sound.
thongoverbite has just requested closure with guns after arriving and has been disarmed by Rufus. Implication of sexing, not sure by whom, heroes escape.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)
"I wonder what happened."
"Me too."
Thanks screen writer. I guess I do to.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)
NAUGHTY NURSES IN PLASTIC SURGERY OFFICE.
Plastic surgery office also in Kurupt's garage.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)
"Make me look like that little faggot on Soul Train."
We progress through Billy Dee and Denzel, but these celebrity reconstructions are too expensive.
"What's the cheapest celebrity you got?"
"Spike Lee."
Forget it, then."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)
SIX WEEKS LATER
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)
Rufus has delivered stripperoverbite and muscleboy to plastic surgeryman.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)
tHEY LOOK TOTALY DIFFERENT, BUT THEY ARE STILL DRIVING THE SAME eSCALADE.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)
Random different actors are now our heroes, and I feel like I should know them, or at least I would if I hung out with Kurupt.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)
Mysterious unveiling of stripthong and musclefella now looking like our former heroes. This comedy appears to end in them being domed by Mr. Fred.(accidentally get it huh OH YEAH!)
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)
AND THAT'S IT.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)
Correction: credits read "Hay Love".
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)
OH WAIT FUNNY SECOND ENDING WITH ODD OLD PEOPLE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ?BEEN TRYING TO HAVE THE SEX OR FIGHT AND NOW THEY ARE SMOKING TEH WEED BECAUSE ITS FUNNY AS THEY ARE OLD AND NOW ITS ALL OK.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)
Random email address at the end of IRONHO✧✧✧@A✧✧.C✧✧.
I will now email this person for an explanation.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)
Movie was dedicated to eight dead people.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)
FUCK AN EMAIL OBSCURER.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)
body of sent email: Dear IRONHO✧✧✧@A✧✧.C✧✧,
Your email address is at the end of the credits of "I accidentally domed your son."
What's up with that?
-j.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)
Conclusion: I was very drunk, but not drunk enough.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://blogs.smh.com.au/mashup/images/applause.gif
― ghost rider, Saturday, 2 June 2007 06:16 (eighteen years ago)
I must know the answer to the e-mail.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 June 2007 06:55 (eighteen years ago)
Haha monumentally awesome. Well done!
― Trayce, Saturday, 2 June 2007 08:00 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.waao.info/Pix/kudos.jpg
lmao
― strgn, Saturday, 2 June 2007 11:02 (eighteen years ago)
very, very good
― Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)
Inspiring work guys!
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)
this cannot have been a bad idea
― kenan, Saturday, 2 June 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)
ok what's next?
― kenan, Saturday, 2 June 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)
you guys are really awesome and should be awarded some kind of ILX medal
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 2 June 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)
I'm especially happy to know what "domed" means now.
― Casuistry, Saturday, 2 June 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
Help me pick our next movie.
1) Horror of the Blood Monsters
or
2) King Dinosaur
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
just based on the name i got to go w/1
― jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)
wow, that's tough.
Plot summary for King Dinosaur (1955) advertisement
A new planet moves into our solar system
OK OK STOP RIGHT THERE.
― kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
BECAUSE OF THIS THERE ARE DINOSAURS
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
uh, In the near future with a intergalactic vampire plague threatening earth,
― jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
this seems like an obv double feature
― jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
...for someone else to watch.
― kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
dinosaurs? vampire cavemen? uh, Horror of the Blood Monster=winner
― Mr. Que, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
A little bit about the directors:
Bert I. Gordon, director and writer of King Dinosaur.
Al Adamson, director of Horror of the Blood Monsters
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
that is truly a little bit.
― kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
I'm actually a little heartbroken that "...Domed Your Son" wasn't about accidental blowjobs.
― nickalicious, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
If it's any consolation, "shoot him in the head" is a little ambivalent.
Based on the special effects, I'm not certain that we can say that he was shot in the head with a bullet.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
Horror of the Blood Monsters it is. Are there any strenuous objections?
Date of next viewing: TBA.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
Your Netflix queue or mine?
― John Justen, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
good shit, fellas!
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
Horror definitely sounds the better bet. (I've seen King Dinosaur via MST3K -- and without Joel and bots it seems like it would be deadly.)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
So I gave "SIADYS" 5 stars in the "rate this for more recommendations", and it recommended "The Blues Brothers" and "George Carlin: Back in Town."
RONG.
― John Justen, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)
Rating it one star?
"Lewis Black: Red White and Screwed." and "Trading Places".
Just in case you were wondering about the Netflix recommendation algorithm? SUXOR.
― John Justen, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
Why not watch Crossover (2006) IMDb's lowest rated movie?
I'm not a sadist or anything I promise.
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
C'mon, Wayne Brady is in it. That's like license to get 9AM plowed in it of itself!
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
Horror of the blood Monsters is in my queue. I will bump it up when we decide on a date.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
You guys, what are we watching when I come out over Labor Day? (ps don't tell J031)
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 June 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)
We'll compile a list. We'll have plenty of time to break it down by then. *rubs hands together* Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)
I only have one request/requirement:
NO WAYNE BRADY
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)
DRACULA 3000.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)
ok I could get behind that
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)
FOR THE UNINITIATED
― John Justen, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)
Caspar Van Dien, Udo Kier and Coolio = must watch.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)
READ THE MEMORABLE QUOTES.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)
(ps don't tell J031)
I can take J031 out for rum drinks if you need someone to distract her. I'm not sure you should just surprise her with "let's watch this terrible movie and live blog it, too!"
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)
"Anne B. Real" looks like it's way more entertaining than "Crossover" : ANNE B. REAL is the coming of age story of a young female rapper, who finds her inspiration by reading the Diary of Anne Frank.
― clotpoll, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)
For future reference:
Dünyayi kurtaran adam'in oglu, aka Turks in Space
Keloglan kara prens'e karsi * User comment: Also, never watch a Turkish comedy that tries to emulate the American ZAZ movies of the 80s.
Santa with Muscles * tagline: He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!
Ghosts Can't Do It * tagline: Only her desire can make him rise again
The Horror of Party Beach * taglines: FOR YOUR PROTECTION! We will not permit you to see these shockers unless you agree / The first horror monster musical!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)
Also, never always watch a Turkish comedy that tries to emulate the American ZAZ movies of the 80s.
Improved.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)
I have The Horror of Party Beach on tape in MST3K episode form. Notable fact: one of the first girls to be attacked by the monsters looks suspiciously like my husband's ex-girlfriend, Amy.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)
MST3K fans, thanks for pointing out MST3K episodes. We want to go into virgin territory.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)
Same as it ever was. (And wait, you mean you're a Minnesotan who is not a fan of said show? What's wrong with you?)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)
BTW, Ghosts Can't Do It is possibly the worst movie in the universe. Special guest star: Donald Trump!
And wait, you mean you're a Minnesotan who is not a fan of said show?
I love the show. I accidentally stumbled upon it sometime in the first or second season. Never learned the name of that movie. I think the story was supposed to be set on the moon, but it looked more like New Mexico. As an irregular TV watcher, I only caught maybe a half-dozen episodes.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)
FB, you realize you can put lots of MST3K in your netflix queue, right? I mean, if there's any room.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)
OK SO THERE'S ALSO THIS, IF WE CAN FIND IT.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100028/
― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
If you find that, I will loan you a pair of legwarmers.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)
Plot Keywords: Workout Video / Breasts / Independent Video / Aerobics / Shower Scene
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212559/
― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265587/
― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)
Quotes: 187: Did I ever tell you how many times I'd see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas... All the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda, and dreamed about your snow-white ass
― The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)
first time i read that i thought it said bazookas and it seemed funnier.
Actually, perhaps this film, specifically the sequel. According to a random review I found, "...the ultimate so-bad-it's-good movie, unendingly hilarious for everyone's ability to do the stupidest possible thing they could be doing at any given moment. Highlight: A young boy prevents his family from eating poisoned food by pissing all over the dinner table!"
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
So many possibilities!
More on Troll 2:
remember the way RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK starts off on a high of adventure with that cave escape and then keeps trying to top it? Well, TROLL 2 starts out atop the Mt. Everest of stupidity and then miraculously keeps upping the stakes. It's the zenith of moron creativity! When you're holding your sides for the tenth time from laughing and think to yourself the "actors" can't possibly deliver another so-called line of dialogue in a way that's any more disjointedly absurd yet painfully sincere to top the last one, THEY DO IT!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 June 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)
Troll/Troll 2 now added to my queue.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 June 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)
Psyched by the 4-D Witch has been added to your Queue at position 471
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
Troll/Troll 2
Enjoyed By Members Who Enjoyed
Leprechaun House II: The Second Story Children of the Corn 4: The Gathering Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Pet Sematary 2
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)
I think I might have actually seen one of the Troll movies on video when I was in high school.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 June 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
YOU GUYS
― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
oh shit!!! --->> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnuRQR-3Ui8
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 15 June 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
OH SHIT
― HI DERE, Friday, 15 June 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
Wow. There's a sequel with Fred Astaire!
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51D5HF4T9FL._SS500_.jpg
― Mr. Que, Friday, 15 June 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)
And Barbara Eden!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 June 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)
omg, now I have the theme song from "Harper Valley PTA" in my head.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 June 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)
Psyched by the 4-D Witch is on it's way. If anyone else wants to netflix it/dig it out from underneath a rock, you are more than welcome to join in our pain. Screening date TBA.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)
Can't wait to read your commentary. Will consider participating, but I can barely get the Netflix movies that are supposed to be *good* watched at my house...
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
This is happening tonight, maybe, if I can find FB. Probably sort of likely unless he's forgotten or I was drunk when we talked about it and planned the dates wrong. Only time will tell.
― John Justen, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
JJ and FB, you are also needed on the State Fair Madness thread of dread.
― suzy, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)
THIS IS HAPPENING TONIGHT, SYNCHRONIZE WATCHES TO UH WHATEVER TIME WE GET EVERYONE HERE AND GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO START.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)
9:00 CST bitches. That's 50 minutes from now for those of you that live in incorrect timezones.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)
Plus, we get to watch this faaabulous movie from the comfort of my couch that we just moved into our place today.
I require pizza and beer.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)
The complete title of tonight's feature is Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology), made in 1972.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)
Beer is already here. I R drinking it. Pizza ordered. Plans acquiting themselves famously so far.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.geocities.com/dekko2_2000/psyched.JPG
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)
Go go go!
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)
From IMDB:
Tagline: A Psychic Freakout from the Underground.
Plot Outline: Novice witch Cindy is transported into a world of safe sex by the voice of Abigail from the 17th century.
From The Netflix sleeve:
In "Psyched by the 4-D Witch" (tild primarily in psychedelic effects), the sex-crazed spirit of a salem witch possesses innocent Cindy, but her brother becomes "The King of Sex Vampires."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)
Transported into a world of safe sex? That doesn't sound very exciting.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)
it is responsible evil. well ahead of its time.
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)
I'm sure that you'll all be glad to know that I am posting this evening from a lightning fast g3 graphite tampon-case styled mac with a dead battery and a wireless card.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)
Are you going to have safe sex with your tampon case?
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)
Having penetrative sex during your/your partner's period: classic or dud
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)
Although I can understand where you might get that impression from the devil may care attitude we've brought to the proceedings, I think my compatriots might find that rude.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)
xpost, and whoah.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)
No Tuomas? That's unpossible!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)
81 minutes of pure entertainment awaits. We aren't starting until the pizza arrives, which should be soon.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)
Also, I'm pretty sure that I have to get a lot more drunk before this starts, which I'm moving towards with great velocity. (Black Label, you are the wind beneath my wings.)
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)
We each prepare in our own way:
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)
Caledonia:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1226/862322268_7914aa2525_o.jpg
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)
Yours truly:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1369/862322256_0a494184e1_o.jpg
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)
FB, stylish as always:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1152/862322244_314ad22002_o.jpg
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)
Cor, I really want pizza now. I also promise to do this exact same thing soon. I have some good and terrible things I've been meaning to see.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)
DARE TO DREAM!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)
OK, the previews include "The Curious Dr. Hummp."
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)
Some woman just felated a snake in another preview.
A man was just shown slowly undressing a baby doll's panties
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)
"have you ever had an Egyptian feast?!?!"
-from previews
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)
This is shaping up to be WAY better than "Domed." But we'll see.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)
This DVD is a double feature, so depending on how this goes, we may also watch "Monster A-Go-Go."
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)
kenan = blasphemer.
A snippet of the theme song is playing over the select screen, and it is promising.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
I sowwy. :(
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
"A psychic freakout in Trans-Etheric Vision"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
SMOKINGLY INEPT GEETAR SOLO.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)
we may also watch "Monster A-Go-Go."
Wait, THE "Monster A-Go-Go"? If you survive it unMSTied you should proclaim yourselves superheroes.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)
Launch!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)
PRESSING...PLAY.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)
That FB pic is making me sing "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria"
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)
Bad shadow dancing.
"dancing."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)
R rated!
xpost: hah!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)
here we gooo!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)
What time is it over there? It's 3:20am British o'clock, and I'm truly jealous I'm not watching Psyched by the 4-d Witch.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)
"Beware of the 4-D witch, she's in your mind, she's everywhere."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)
"we live in a very solid, very matter of fact three dimensional world
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)
Philosophical narrative on the supernatural in our modern world.
Wise scientist voice-over accompanied by first TITTAYS of the film.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)
Good witch = silver pasties and bejeweled panties
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)
The 4th dimension is time. It's not supernatural. Read some Hawkings, witchy.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)
Bad witch = ...blackface?
Estorica as the witch
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)
credit given to "a host of astral demons"
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)
Wow, boobs within the first minute or so? Sign of quality.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)
Apparently we get another run through of the theme song.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)
i hope they're not just 'getting them outta the way'
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)
boobs, that is
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)
AMAZING WORLD OF VOICE OVER STOCK FOOTAGE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)
boobs and candles!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)
Enter, our heroine, Cindy:
http://www.surfindead.com/4dwitchd.jpg
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)
Sounds like she looks.
The narrator sounds like she is telling a children's story
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)
Cue "Night on Bald Mountain"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)
Two more boob shots already. No worries Gukbe.
Proven by ta-tas number four while typing.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)
major tan line on the ta-tas
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)
Cut "Night on Bald Mountain" without ceremony or even at the end of a measure.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)
About six weeks ago I decided to "bone up" on sexual witchcraft.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)
wow . . . the camera work!!!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)
Special effects were so much more impressive when done by idiots with no skill.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)
Cindy has never "achieved the power of sexual climax...even through masturbation."
Poor Cindy :(
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)
Seriously! I'm a librarian . . . if this woman cleaned up her act she could do a reading hour at the library!
"Let's fantasy fuck right now!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)
I could make these special effects with a paper clip and a wad of gum.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)
"And I still remain a virgin for my daddy?"
-Cindy in little bubble-head voice.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)
I need to imbibe more.
Much, much more.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)
Her witch ancestor promises to help her out on that though (teh climaxing and such). Her witch ancestor is also the same actress talking really low and gruff.
xpost: to clarify, both of the above are quotes, people.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)
We had to pause for a second to catch up and to get our fucked-upedness up to speed.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)
Better.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)
Mission accomplished. On with the show.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)
much better
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)
The magic words are, "let's fantasy fuck right now."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)
the soundtrack! swelling violins!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)
Stock footage of college campus.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)
Idyllic pan shot of Kent State before the belltower incident at the moment.
xpost
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)
Music cuts and enters without transition.
Sousa marches?
Titties!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)
The great thing about the soundtrack so far is that you can hear the needle-drop on the non-licensed worn out vinyl.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)
wowzers. this film sounds bountiful in its bosoms.
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)
power vag mirror magic
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)
"YOUR VAGINA HAS VAST MAGNETIC POWER."
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)
The witch is giving step by step instrucions about masturbation
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)
Panting over oil light shot
Fake orgasm noises so loud that the neighbors are probably not going to talk to me for a while.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)
That was her best orgasm? Amature!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)
Mount of Venus Afterglow Effect
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)
Witch: I was born in colonial times . . . a prude.
"Adventures in climaxing" doesn't really have the same ring as "Adventures in Babysitting."
Mr. Jones is gonna get fantasy fucked.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)
They're bleeping out "fuck" in "fantasy fuck" now for no reason.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)
Pulling up dress "daringly, until he got the point that something was up."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)
Mr. Jones confesses to be "A HOMO"!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)
And then the angry red demon face from the astral plane. Astral demons be hating the gays.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)
Exposing her midriff to Mr. Jones. Something about stroking her belly?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)
If there's one thing I'm learning from this experience, it's that porn must have been really crappy in 1972.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)
In 1972, astral demons hated the gays. According to the republicans, now they're all about it. How times change!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:48 (eighteen years ago)
"Slowly pull my hot hot panties down."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)
"off to the races"
Her psychic witch powers are ungaying Mr. Jones.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)
So it's a pro-gay AND feminist film. PORGRESSIVE.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)
Asscrack, pubic hair. GROSS finger licking prior to implied finger insertion.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)
i feel dirty
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)
is 'ungaying' akin to 'curing'?
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)
Cut to crappy violins with atom symbol floating in psychedelic fogmachine effect.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)
Seriously, so icky. icky icky icky icky.
Terrifying worry arising that swirling color shapes are in fact closeups of 70's genitalia.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)
No actual sex. THANK GOD. Not in this movie. Not in this movie.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)
Happy music. Duck feeding.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)
Now foreboding.
This movie is built on the twin auteur towers of stock footage and public domain songs.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)
"Jan is getting jealous of all the attention Jan's father is paying attention to me in my sexy new outfit."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)
All of the classical clips are completely inapropriate.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)
Jan should kill her father, Janie's Got A Gun stylee
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)
She's about to get in touch w/ mother nature
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)
Her "sexy new personality" has weirdo beehive 50's hair.
She is persuing newly dehomoed Mr. J on foot.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)
Worst tongue kiss ever.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)
Mr. Jones is "game" for de-homosexualization.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)
Funniest tongue-kiss ever.
Panties have mirror-image of "look" embroidered on them.
This is the most confusing movie ever.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)
Getting closer to actual sex shots...
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)
kool
she just licked cum off her hand
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)
I feel like I've already learnt a lot from this film.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)
Fireworks?
xpost: OH GOD WAY TOO CLOSE.
It's like a full on assault on the senses.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
Popcorn fat and vacant looks. A hairy, grunting bald dude.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
You should have taken acid. Like for 2001.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)
Best worst art-film self-parody ever.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)
I think we're leading up to her fucking her friend's dad. In front of her friend.
Or her friend in front of her dad?
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)
Vampire foaming at the mouth.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)
The ducks again. WHY?
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)
Vampire teeth probably made out of broken tips of white chopsticks.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)
"These tremendous climaxes were making me think that life was worth living."
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)
THE FUCKING THEME SONG AGAIN?
ducks are "leading her into evil"???
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
"She came from the belly of devil bitch."
-from 4-D Witch theme song
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
Climaxes shockingly leading her...to EVIL!
ha xpost
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
surely this is the most reasonable thing said in the movie
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
I'm missing about half of the screamingly funny quotes from this, btw.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
She's going to get it on with her aunt!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
OK, now she's going to throw it into her Aunt Fanny.
Her breast is hanging out. It is an unpleasant looking breast.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
Theory: "fuck" is now bleeped out because they reached their limit from the censors.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
Boob touch. Bush shots.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)
Aunt Fanny fussing with Cindy's pants.
Excessive teeth licking.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. AGAIN.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
Aunt fanny is licking her teeth. she's so into it
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
Music again makes no sense.
Three way? Couting Abagail, we guess.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)
There's seriously something wrong with Aunt Fanny's breasts. They need to not be here anymore.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)
I demand a breastexorcism.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)
HOT RAKING AND LAWNCARE SCENE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)
"Maybe the flowers couldn't answer my exact question."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)
If she fucks a dog I'm done!!!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)
Sitting on the lawn next to a picture of Anton Lavey. Why? Who fucking knows.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.lastdriveinontheleft.com/Pictures4/4dwitch2
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
I can not drink fast enough to make this OK.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
That is Aunt Abagail.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
Cindy just "pondered deeper than ever."
There was a serious concern in the room a minute ago about the possibility of dog fucking.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
Pretty hydrangeas!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
They're playing "Night On Bald Mountain" again.
Godzilla puppet floating in psychedelic background.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
"I'm gonna ponder you so hard you won't shit right for a week."
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
It appears that the director only owns two records.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
Cindy on bad trip.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
I'll I could do was stare and stare and stare--Cindy
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
"If you want my help you will have to eat this one out."
-Abagail
"This will be hotter than normal incest between a brother and a sister."
-Abby
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, I don't like this! This is becoming less randy and more sexually explicit at every moment! Our once baudy tale is turning into a tawdry tale of pornography! I don't like it!
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)
I think she is going to fuck a snake.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)
This film is presented in nonsensicovision.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)
Specific references to snake plan O_o
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
Goblet of "spider broth mixed with human blood"
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)
"Spider broth mixed with human blood."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)
The secret ingredient is menstrual blood.
menstrual blood from her girlfriend Jan. I was trying to think of an appropriate emoticon, but I'm drawing a blank.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)
"The s nake;s been in her asshole for nine hours in suspended animation
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)
Rectum? I nearly killed 'em!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)
'im
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)
SAVE YOURSELVES. GO TO ANOTHER THREAD.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)
It's not too late for the rest of you.
xpost I did already. But like a car accident, I couldn't look away.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)
EVEN CRAPPIER SEXY NOISES MIXED WITH (brace yourselves) SQUISHY SOUNDS.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
"From her rectum? Oh no! Get me out of here, Abagail!"
-Cindy, in squealy girl voice.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
I can't tell if Jan is having a nervous breakdown or trying to beatbox.
BeLEEEEEVE me this is better when you're not watching the movie. Then you can chuckle away the revulsion.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
Weird retarded glossolalia coming out of Jan.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)
Well, now I know which previewed movie had the snake fellatio in it. Thank god for the solving of small mysteries.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)
Ooh, ooh, nnnnn, braaaaaaaa...and then? Beat-boxing. Yes, beat-boxing.
Cindy's masturbating to this fantasy. AND there is parade music!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)
Is that Jack White?!!!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
Cindy is now bringing the snake downtown.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
Jan is biting off the snake head.
Bolero accompanying rubbing of rubber snake on Cindy tittie.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
Jan will have to be destroyed. She knows to much and she has been identified.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
Cindy feels "betrayed and hostile". WELCOME TO THE CLUB, SISTER.
Jan is dead. A traffic victim.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)
Jan has been killed...by an otherworldy...uh...traffic accident?
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)
Yes! Necrophilia!
Confirmed!
Purity test, here we come!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)
It's a movie with everything!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)
Awesomest purity test score ever!
except talent!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)
We're really only a donkey show away from a home run here, people.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)
Please don't kill me now. I do not want to have this special moment last forever.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)
Jan was killed while driving in a bikini?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
"Revenge for stealing a boy of mine in colonial times, in a previous life."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)
You really don't want to know where the concept of "sex vampire" comes from.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)
Wow.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)
Abby will drain Jan's blood by "sucking on her."
*shudders*
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
Calls Aunt "Witch Bitch."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)
OH SNAP.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)
I think Jack White is a good witch? Or is he an astral demon?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)
Chinese dragon masks. Mexican day of the dead masks. So multicultural
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)
I think this is supposed to be a spiritual war.
"It's all so bewildering"
-Jan's father
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)
That should have been the tagline.
Random new narrator says "Abigail put Cindy in a deep sleep for 24 hours so she could watch (unmemorable bad stuff and things) happen to (uninteresting characters I don't recall). Then she came after her next victim, her older brother Mark. Hey, wait, that's me!"
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)
Mark is studying to be a doctor at cindy'[s jr. colledge
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)
He lives behind the cemetary and persuing his "doctor" (not doctorate) in parapsychology.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)
Brother is smoking a pipe.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)
"What gives?"
-Brother (again, OTM)
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)
Mark will be turned into a sex vampire. Abby assures him that it's "nothing personal".
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)
They ivoked the evil eye
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)
Brother being turned into a "sex vampire."
Mark has proto-morrissey hair.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)
CRAPPY THEME SONG AGAIN.
We just saw this image, apropos of nothing: http://www.surfindead.com/4dwitche.jpg
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)
The cinematography of this movie is truly breathetaking.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)
I believe that was an image of a sex vampire? Or perhaps an astral demon?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)
Oh no, brother is going to Chinatown to get back in touch with reality. Accompanied by utterly jarring fake "Chinese" music.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)
her borther smokes! And he's planning to be a doctor!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)
Now they're playing "Sakura", famous chinese folk song.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)
Brother/Sakura montage filmed at dusk. Film quality is grainy and dark. No daytime scenes interspersed , though.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)
No results were found for the search term 4-d witch theme. Dogpile suggests that you:
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― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)
"I walked in and boldly turned on my transistor radio."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)
Boldly?
Yannow. With UMPH.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)
More masks.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)
He looks like Zoltron from BIG.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)
Vampire chop-sicks in mouth, eating dogshit.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)
He is now a sex-vampire.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)
IT'S NOT OVER YET? Jesus. This thing is a monster.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)
From earlier, butt-snake and Jan: http://www.surfindead.com/4dwitchf.jpg
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)
We are pausing regularly to give the best information possible.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)
"sex-vampire" sounds like a really terrible Tom Jones song.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)
From page one of GIS of "4-D witch sex vampire": http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c265/safira05/d4d14a6a.jpg
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)
Not actually in film.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)
"What is this evil *pause* plan in your mind, Abagail?"
Interesting choice.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)
Mark is Jan's ex. Also he is to become "king of the sex vampires".
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)
foaming at mouth = full-fledged vampire
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)
Smoking beverage, in a clever homage to early Karloff films.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)
OH WAIT NO THIS MOVIE SUCKS.
Those are the worst vampire teeth I've ever seen.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)
Gross mouth-foam makes Mark look like he's been spending some time on the docks during shore leave without a washcloth.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)
Chop-stick sex vampire brother is now drinking incense.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)
Not better than Domed. I stand way way corrected.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)
CSSVB just t-boned a car...while walking.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)
Sex vampire has been foiled by his mortal enemy, the sedan.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)
Enter, sexy, sexy Jan.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)
Bad scream overdub.
Mark apparently cast due to ability to combine zombie lurch with speedwalking skills.
Running/skulking brother is indescribable.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)
"Hunched over like a monkey fucking a football" springs to mind.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)
An actual quote from a co-worker about our hunch-backed boss.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)
My coworker.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)
dress is ripped open. more tata's
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)
Mark looks a lot like the lead singer douchebag from "My Chemical Romance" at the moment.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)
Caledonia just decided against writing, "OK, now he's fucking her eyeball," but I thought better of it.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)
Yes, Cindy, this is a nightmare.
Cindy OTM.
Cameo from floating plastic frankenstein mask.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)
Good witch showing up, pasties and all.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)
"mouth-fucking her eyeball" actually.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)
THEME SONG AGAIN, but now in some sort of white-boy funk version.
More bad fog-machine psychedelia.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)
You can tell she's the good witch because she has the decency and decorum to wear pasties.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)
Upstanding member of society in the context of this movie.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)
a gun that looks like it is made out of a pencil taped to a bicycle handle.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)
Old man does arthritic commando roll, shoots Mark.
Stranger from car (t-boned by CSSVB) shoots CSSVB.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)
IT WAS ALL A DREAM trope invoked.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)
Hypnosis referred to as "mental telepathy" seemingly without knowledge of the inherent distinction involved.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)
Pipe-smoking doctor hypnotizes Cindy.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)
Learned psychologist informs Cindy that she "may be the victim of Fantasy Fucking for the rest of her life."
OH NOES.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)
I'm pretty sure we are all the victims of fantasy fucking.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)
Qualifications of psychologist subject to question due to pimp-daddy disco gold pinky rings.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)
You guys have just been PSYCH'D!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)
Cindy to undergo "electrical treatment."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)
There has been literally no actual dialogue in this film, only voice-overs and meaningful? looks.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)
Doctor did not beware the 4-D witch.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:13 (eighteen years ago)
THEME SONG AGAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:13 (eighteen years ago)
Doctor is sexing Cindy. "Call me Ambrose, Cindy."
Doctor (did we mention that he is Jan's dad?) now licking Cindycalves, removing cindypanties.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)
DOCTORCOCK SPOTTED AT 1:15:54.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:15 (eighteen years ago)
Good witch is overseeing real doctor sex.
"If only my daddy could see me now," mews Cindy.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:15 (eighteen years ago)
"It sounds like she's talking about him coming to her graduation."
-Caledonia
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)
Theory: tassel-tit good witch, will save Cindy through real "wholesome" sex.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)
Yep, only 6 minutes left in which to wrap this whole tangled mess into a neatly concluded shitty softcore porn.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)
Yes, Cindy said "wholesome".
Never before has a film made me so happy about terribly lackluster digital remastering.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)
Doctor's O-face unpleasant to observe.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)
Lessons learned:
1) Evil hates gays. 2) Sexual fantasies are bad. 3) Fucking your psychologist is wholesome.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)
THEME SONG AGAIN TO CLOSE OUT THE EXPERIENCE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)
Just...keeps..going.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)
One last shot of Cindy's breasts.
I think I need to take about fourteen showers.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)
Still not over.
Beware of the 4-D witch, beware/ She's in your mind, she's everywhere/ Born in the belly of the Devil's bitch/ Beware of the 4-D witch.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)
"But the good doctor didn't know he was having his last climax...and his last seconds of life, now did he?"
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, probably not. Good catch, mediocre witch narrator!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)
"mediocre" is generous
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)
More stills from the film:
Cindy, practicing witchcraft in beginning of "film": http://www.surfindead.com/4dwitcha.jpg
From bad art-film montage near beginning of movie: http://www.surfindead.com/4dwitchb.jpg Yes, those are feather-dusters.
Jack White mask, originally pointed out by Caledonia: http://www.surfindead.com/4dwitchc.jpg
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)
There was just a mask of the burger king guy
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)
4-d witch is concluding the film by threatening me that she might visit me tomorrow and visit the terrors of fantastic climax upon me.
Teh horror!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)
Rubber Godzilla is back.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)
The lip color on the jack white mask looks more like Michael Jackson . . . very lipsticky outside the lines . . .
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, if this movie was supposed to evoke the bogeyman possibilities of the 4-D witch visiting adolescent viewers and forcing them to masturbate, I'm not sure the filmmakers did quite enough demographic research.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)
More spastic shadow dancing to Bald Mountain (mirror of opening sequence) followed by "THE END?" strobing white on a red background.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)
ummm . . . yeah, uh . . . I don't even know where to begin or end with this one
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)
Theme Song: "Beware of the 4-d Witch" Words and Melody: Joe Bisko Vocalist: Johnny By The Way Music: Attila Galamb
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)
Two narrators doing at least six voices.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)
SO MUCH TO ANSWER FOR.
Closing on a high note with cut-off psychedelic colorfield nonsense.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)
Cuts off abruptly during the middle of the theme song at the end.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)
We lost everybody and I am not ashamed
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)
Was this Ned's fault?
I'm boxing up some poo and sending it to Raggett.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)
most likely
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)
OK, I'm suing somebody.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)
I wouldn't go toward litigation, FB. If there is one thing that I have learned while watching this movie, it is "beware of the 4-d witch"
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)
For a more coherent summary:http://www.geocities.com/dekko2_2000/psyched.html
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)
YOU picked the film, dude. I was just sitting here making rosemary lemonade and a peach salsa.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)
Nontheless, an example must be made.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)
What a west coast fancy-pants
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)
Aftershock photos:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1058/862942120_5aa5282a82_o.jpg http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1021/862942140_d120d40bb5_o.jpg http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1331/862942162_d3f1fa73bd_o.jpg
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)
John is going to travel to Ned via the astral plane and give him multiple orgasms.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)
Beware the 4-D Justen.
Hey, you can call poo in a box whatever you want, dude.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)
BTW, none of this helped to soften the blow:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1334/862963164_6a6056fed1_o.jpg
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)
Hmm...
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)
I'll have to take more than a cursory look at this tomorrow, but it looks like you guys did more medal-award winning work tonight. Well done!
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 21 July 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)
In hindsight, still feeling violated by this film.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)
Oh you love it.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)
i will second ned's concern... you guys aren't REALLY going to watch 'monster a-go-go' are you?
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 21 July 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)
I've read through all of this now and maybe you guys should take a break before Monster A-Go-Go. I've never seen that MST3K, though, so I won't try to save you from it.
Also your aftershock photos are A++++
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 21 July 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
i've seen many, many MST3K episodes... and i really believe that 'monster a-go-go' is the worst movie they see... barely edging out the coleman francis movies ('red zone cuba', 'beast of yucca flats', 'skydivers')
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 21 July 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)
You are reminding me of how very far behind I am on all things MST3K, my friend.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 21 July 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)
"Yes...but then what."
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)
The double feature is in my bag. I've chosen not to destroy the disk. Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets. Until then, yer on yer own, fuckers. Be warned and beware: the 4-D Witch!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
Oh my God, you guys.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 21 July 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)
I gotta say that if it wasn't for the Halleluwah fest in Portland this Labor Day attending a live drink-and-watch session of this would be my plans for that holiday.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)
haha, my friends surprised me with a copy of I Accidentally Domed Your Son last night (we've been trying to find it ever since it was first mentioned in that other thread) and reading through the play-by-play captured my feelings more or less perfectly.
most underappreciated aspect of movie: kurupt neologisms ("insequently", some other hilarious one that I forgot)
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 21 July 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
xpost Not to worry, Ned. There are other holidays.
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 22 July 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)
SEEKING SUGGESTIONS FOR NEXT INSTALLMENT, PLZ TO AVOID ANYTHING RESEMBLING "SATANIC SEX ROMP."
― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283054/
― kenan, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
WOW
― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
No boobs, but I figure you guys could use a break.
― kenan, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
Thunderpants has been added to your Queue at position 247. This movie is available now.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365957/
i dare you
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)
If you leave Thunderpants at 247, it's going to take a while before you get around to it. Not to point out the obvious or anything; I'm just saying that you should get to work before I have great-grandchildren.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 26 July 2007 04:15 (eighteen years ago)
You Got Served is no Drumline but it's really not awful
― milo z, Thursday, 26 July 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)
Just read this, and it was great, and I want to add that Monster A-Go-Go is indeed the very worst movie they ever did. It's a film in which nothing happens and -- SPOILER ALERT -- in the end, it turns out the nothing that happened didn't really happen after all!
― Casuistry, Thursday, 26 July 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)
I JUST WATCHED "THE NUMBER 23" WITHOUT FB, AND NOW I REALIZE THAT I WASTED A GRAND OPPORTUNITY.
― John Justen, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)
For fucks sake, that was awful.
― John Justen, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)
Ha ha, I just sent you a response email to your Netflix note suggesting you guys live blog this movie. IT'S NOT TOO LATE YOU GUYS
― Sara R-C, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)
I WILL NEVER WATCH THAT AGAIN. THE SCARS, TOO DEEP.
― John Justen, Monday, 6 August 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)
Batman Forever director Joel Schumacher reunites with his Riddler (Jim Carrey) for this psychological thriller about a man obsessed with a book that seems to be based on his own life.
Did you not read this?!?!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 6 August 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
I was going to say, John, all the money/drinks in the world...
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)
Oh for god's sake you guys, MAN UP.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 6 August 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)
-- Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, August 6, 2007 2:50 PM (1 hour ago)
If I wanted to read, I wouldn't be watching a movie, now would I?
― John Justen, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
And you'd be running the video camera, I'm sure.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)
No, no; I have enough problems with nightmares as it is.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/26/23_070423120041905_wideweb__300x450.jpg
― HI DERE, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
The Man With the Golden Parachute
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)
saxy
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
That dude had a rough week at band camp.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
NEW YORK'S ALRIGHT IF YOU LIKE SAXOPHONES
― sanskrit, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
Oh man, Jim Carrey in The Lee Ving Story. I might actually watch that.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)
topsy krets
― Gukbe, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
^^^YEAH, THAT WAS ONE OF THE FINER ENIGMAS WRAPPED IN A RIDDLE IN THIS MOVIE^^^
― John Justen, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
has this really not been requested yet?
STEALTH
― sanskrit, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)
That movie isn't actually bad enough and features too many shots of Jessica Biel to qualify.
― HI DERE, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)
BEST THREAD EVER!!
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 11 January 2009 05:40 (sixteen years ago)
hahahahaha i have zero memory of any part of this movie.
― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Sunday, 11 January 2009 07:22 (sixteen years ago)
we should do this again.
Yes indeed.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 January 2009 07:42 (sixteen years ago)
I have found a movie for you, thanks to Nabisco:
I don't have one of these, I don't think. BUT I would like to mention that I watched like 30 minutes of a movie called One-Eyed Monster because it starred Amber Benson from Buffy. It was about a snowbound porn set on which some kind of alien takes over Ron Jeremy's penis, and then the penis goes around killing everyone. At some point there was dialogue roughly as follows:MAN: If we stay here we'll be sitting ducks for that thing.WOMAN: It's not a thing.MAN: Ron Jeremy was a great guy. I know you dug on him. But he's dead now. And that may be his dick out there, but it's a mass murderer.― nabisco, Friday, August 7, 2009 3:19 PM
MAN: If we stay here we'll be sitting ducks for that thing.WOMAN: It's not a thing.MAN: Ron Jeremy was a great guy. I know you dug on him. But he's dead now. And that may be his dick out there, but it's a mass murderer.
― nabisco, Friday, August 7, 2009 3:19 PM
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)
I recommend a completely unrelated double bill with this movie:
http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Rock__It_s_Your_Decision_1982.aspx
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
Tonight
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:17 (fifteen years ago)
No bear
Leonard
Part
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:18 (fifteen years ago)
6
Title screen alone fills me w/ terrible memories
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)
Bill Cosby, smirk, terrible astronaut jumpsuit
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:20 (fifteen years ago)
24 year anniversary of release, give or take 11 months
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:22 (fifteen years ago)
Joe don baker!
Title sequence is terrible warning of flash animation to come
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)
Tank camaro!
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:24 (fifteen years ago)
Ballet
Ostrich riding foreshadowed
Fish interrogation
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:26 (fifteen years ago)
"this was I believe the first occasion of a CIA agent being eaten alive by a rainbow trout"
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:27 (fifteen years ago)
Oh see the gunfight in the kitchen is making great surprising dishes, good thing that joke just lasted 4 minutes
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)
Hahaha oh you brave man. [Agony Booth's take on this film = one of their finest moments.]
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)
Killer housecats and squirrels, murderous gophers, controlled by a maniacal vegetarian and ecologist
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:33 (fifteen years ago)
"you don't need me, you need the ASPCA"
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
"his wife thought intelligence work involved running around the world jumping into bed with a lot of blond people"
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
Oh no poor grace zabriskie, you really needed money in 1987
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:38 (fifteen years ago)
Wow coke product placement is less subtle when you can tell the director is actually yelling offscreen to turn the bottle logo directly at the camera
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
Oh they are about to kill a dude with frogs
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:40 (fifteen years ago)
Terrifying slo mo frogs
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)
Floppy noises emanating from slo mo frogs
They have hopped his car into the water and he us powerless to escape
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)
Oh I did not drink enough to make it through this
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)
No, no you did not.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)
Oh the butler wants to listen in to the conversation so he is picking up the same clothes and putting them down again in the same chair OH GOD MY ACHING SIDES
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)
Bill Cosby getting ready for date with wife musical montage
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:47 (fifteen years ago)
Bc now doing aerobics in half shirt
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ u
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)
Jane Fonda breaking the aerobics tape 4th wall
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)
Keeps kissing butler, potential love interest
^^^what HI DERE said
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)
As is par for the course Cosby wife is unrealistically hot
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:52 (fifteen years ago)
we saw this together at the old HSTNGS movie theatre, didn't we?
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)
If I took a shot every time there was a patented Cosby smirk i would be in the hospital already
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)
Yes. Yes we did.
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:54 (fifteen years ago)
Worse than I recalled
Wife pouring stuff on the cos, I do not understand
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)
I remember I loved this movie
my excuse is "I was 12", except that apparently I was 14....?
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:56 (fifteen years ago)
Consulting his Albanian fortune teller now
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:56 (fifteen years ago)
Breaking my head
She gives him ballet slippers
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:58 (fifteen years ago)
Speaks only albanian, which appears to be hilarious boorski boorski yalk
sounds accurate
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:59 (fifteen years ago)
Oh Christ this doesn't even make enough sense to make fun of
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:00 (fifteen years ago)
His helmet says "ipso facto" across the front because well I don't know but it does
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:01 (fifteen years ago)
Camaro tank!
Oh the special effects you guys
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:02 (fifteen years ago)
i had never heard of this movie before
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:02 (fifteen years ago)
thank you for informing me of this movie
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:03 (fifteen years ago)
The cos is obv doing his own stunts because they look like they are being done by an old man who rarely jumps over stuff
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:03 (fifteen years ago)
That Agony Booth review I mentioned:
http://agonybooth.com/leonar6s
PLENTY of screencaps. You will be baffled.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:04 (fifteen years ago)
Oh my god
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)
We are now meeting the vegetarians
Who are dancers
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:06 (fifteen years ago)
With chicken heads
And bowler gats
Thanks a lot Ned, YOU JUST KILLED JOHN
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:06 (fifteen years ago)
Or not
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
Hats
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
And claws
The cos has put on the ballet shoes
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:08 (fifteen years ago)
Oh wow you guys
He is engaged in dance combat
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:09 (fifteen years ago)
This is amazing
(spoiler: pretty sure ballet fighter is not actually the Cosby, since he is about a foot taller)
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:10 (fifteen years ago)
Ok now he is brutally plucking a vegetarian
Sexy bee noises of lovemaking
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:11 (fifteen years ago)
This is like some dada what the hell
40 minutes to go. I can do this!
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:12 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yay self surgery puns
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)
Haha that's not a surgical clamp oh my sides
Whoohoo new laugh riot the dude in the terrible play his daughter is in is dying of
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:16 (fifteen years ago)
Wait for it
Hepatitis!
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:17 (fifteen years ago)
Hilarious!
O_o
And the backstage area is full of piles of lava soap
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:19 (fifteen years ago)
Why?
Who knows?
Bill Cosby cashing some payola checks imo
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:20 (fifteen years ago)
I do not understand this film.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:22 (fifteen years ago)
Intermission for sanity
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:22 (fifteen years ago)
This film doesn't understand this film
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:23 (fifteen years ago)
I'm going back in
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:28 (fifteen years ago)
Pray for me
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)
Attack rabbits
I will light a candle for you
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)
It probably will be a scented one, not a religious-type one, but I can only do what I can do
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)
"she must be planning to pump that into the water supply"
"like dishwashing liquid"
*blank stare*
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)
Albanian psychic is giving him meat products
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:33 (fifteen years ago)
Jesus what is happening to me
Intense cosbying going on
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:34 (fifteen years ago)
Powerful
I'll believe this only if you start wearing Cosby sweaters
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:35 (fifteen years ago)
Bad lady just called him a restaurant spaz
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:35 (fifteen years ago)
She has told the animals the truth
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:36 (fifteen years ago)
Henchmen wear tight clothing that makes audience uncomfortable
Attack lobsters
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:37 (fifteen years ago)
Belching ostriches
Ok I did not need a close up of cos crotch
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:38 (fifteen years ago)
My grandma took me to see Leonard VI in the theater. I never forgave her.
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:38 (fifteen years ago)
Lobstercam or no
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://countercosby.com/ccDONTalbum145.png
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:39 (fifteen years ago)
They have been repelled by the power of melted butter
What the goddamn hell
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:40 (fifteen years ago)
"quellish in 16 seconds!"
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:41 (fifteen years ago)
crap, now I'm hungry. THANKS
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:41 (fifteen years ago)
(to clarify: it was the talk of lobster and butter - nothing else - that made me hungry)
He is destroying vegetarians with the power of meat
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:42 (fifteen years ago)
That is literal btw
Ok vaguely homosexual henchman just was helpless to control himself when confronted with a hot dog
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:44 (fifteen years ago)
Which he bit
And then his head exploded
Now there is alka seltzer destroying the death fluid
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:45 (fifteen years ago)
Henchmen drowning in icee foam
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:46 (fifteen years ago)
Ostrich riding escape as promised by opening sequence
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:47 (fifteen years ago)
All is well and wife is pouring food on him again
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:49 (fifteen years ago)
If you have that people covered on food fetish and an unnatural desire for bill Cosby, this end credit sequence is your dream come true btw
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:51 (fifteen years ago)
This is actually totally disturbing and gross
And endless
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:52 (fifteen years ago)
Wow fuck this terrible movie in it's filmhole srsly
Thank you for proving it is possible to live through it, though.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:53 (fifteen years ago)
I need a shower for my brain
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:53 (fifteen years ago)
"love song from leonard (part 6)" performed by Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:55 (fifteen years ago)
Actually the entire song soundtrack was performed by Peabo
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:56 (fifteen years ago)
Apparently a motherfucker with some dark secrets
And the cos knows where the bodies are buried
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)
Well, his name is "Peabo," so that's kind of a given, isn't it?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)
shellshocked into silence. going to bed
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 07:15 (fifteen years ago)
Sleep will help you recover. I think.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 07:25 (fifteen years ago)
Revive, to make sure everyone is aware of John's latest review.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)
holy hell, dude
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
body of sent email: Dear IRONHO✧✧✧@A✧✧.C✧✧,Your email address is at the end of the credits of "I accidentally domed your son."What's up with that?-j.― John Justen, Saturday, June 2, 2007 5:25 AM (3 years ago)
― John Justen, Saturday, June 2, 2007 5:25 AM (3 years ago)
never got a response back on this btw.
― blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
nominate unthinkable
― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
I still can't believe you rewatched Leonard Part VI
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
wait is unthinkable a movie? because i was just about to get won over by aero vouching for beware! the blob! on the horror movie thread but i am malleable
― blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
I am about a bazillion percent certain that you want to watch "Beware! The Blob!" over "Unthinkable"
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
ok since i have lost fluffy bear to some godless east coast lifestyle, i have to watch death bed: the bed that eats on my own
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:06 (twelve years ago)
fantastic followup to the vp debate replay imo, which i drank my way through so hey good luck to all of us.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:07 (twelve years ago)
Good luck, Scurvy. You're going it alone now!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 12 October 2012 06:14 (twelve years ago)
Oh man, first ten minutes alone
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago)
Going to be handicapped by iPhone only option here.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:27 (twelve years ago)
Apples, champagne, generic fried chicken bucket. What could go wrong
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:30 (twelve years ago)
Hahaha what the fuck
Haha best low budget wipeEver
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:33 (twelve years ago)
Fear the backwards tying of the bed curtains, fear it!
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:34 (twelve years ago)
Death bed, the bed that snorez
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:35 (twelve years ago)
Newspaper headline "strange munching sounds at night"
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago)
This behind the painting guy is a dick to death bed
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago)
Lunch
Stupid bed, why don't u live in the city?
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:38 (twelve years ago)
Echoey internal monologue, thx for bringing back the 4d witch feel
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:39 (twelve years ago)
This is going to be difficult
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:45 (twelve years ago)
Aggggh what the shit nooooo do not eat that
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:49 (twelve years ago)
Followed by wtf is happening to me
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago)
Well this took a turn for the creepy.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:52 (twelve years ago)
"you're nothing if you're not grotesque.l
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:53 (twelve years ago)
Pepto bismol joke
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:55 (twelve years ago)
What is happening to me, how does this exist
Hahaha old lady reading oral lesbians mag, bed eating tropic of cancer? Amputees? Artificial lodestones and magnets? Calliope circus music? What is happening to me?
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:58 (twelve years ago)
What in the fucking fuck
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:00 (twelve years ago)
On some level this is maybe brilliant?
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:01 (twelve years ago)
"shut up, deal, and then you talk"
still going on, is it?
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:02 (twelve years ago)
Good god this is amazing
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:03 (twelve years ago)
You should all watch this, but I assume Netflix only has one copy, so you will have to wait until saturday
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:04 (twelve years ago)
I try not to be this guy, but I feel confident that no person involved in this was not massively and selfdestroyingly fucked on hallucinogens.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:07 (twelve years ago)
"this place looks clean for having been abandoned for so long, I hope there's not a maniac around"
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:11 (twelve years ago)
DINNER
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:12 (twelve years ago)
Uh oh someone is sitting on the bed
Look out lady! Furniture!
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago)
Ok finally they bother to have the one special effect promised by a bed on a pedestal, which is someone falling through the bed.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:18 (twelve years ago)
Nightmare on elm street on notice, yawn, has been done before.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:19 (twelve years ago)
Really this should be called "death bed, the shitty waterbed filled with acid that has a mediocre coverlet."
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:22 (twelve years ago)
As terrible as this is, if I met a dude and he said "oh hey, ever seen death bed, I made that", I would run screaming in the opposite direction.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:26 (twelve years ago)
Hahahaha omg hands what the shit
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:30 (twelve years ago)
This dude seems pretty calm for a dude with no hands
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:31 (twelve years ago)
Yep we have crossed another border of the totally insane
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:32 (twelve years ago)
THE JUST DESSERT
"first, throw your handless brother down an embankment."
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:34 (twelve years ago)
Got some alternate titles for yhis
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:39 (twelve years ago)
Death bed: the bed that makes no sense
Death bed: the bed that eats 80 minutes of your time
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:40 (twelve years ago)
Death bed: the bed that is less scary than beds in general, which is a low bar.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:43 (twelve years ago)
oh god that movie
― call all destroyer, Friday, 12 October 2012 10:29 (twelve years ago)
Hahaha so sad missed this
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 12:38 (twelve years ago)
DRACULA 3000 NOW ON STREAMING NETFLIX
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago)
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago)
on the one hand, I could talk about open enrollment for benefits with my wife tonight so we can figure out whether we're switching to mine over to mine on Jan 1, since she has to apply by tomorrow
on the other hand, we could set up another Google hangout and drink and watch this terrible movie together
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago)
this is a decision?
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago)
we could set up another Google hangout and drink and watch this terrible movie together
THIS IS GENIUS. Why haven't I thought of this before?!
― ENBB, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago)
can we all do it with like salo some time?
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago)
I'm having drinks in the city after work--not sure what time I'll get home--but if not tonight, then tomorrow?
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago)
I need to see what is going on tonight but yes we will google hangout and drink and watch this movie if not tonight then soon
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago)
Of course it's Lions Gate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJitkgM9gow
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago)
I actually like Tommy 'Tiny' Lister.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago)
I dream of someday joining you in this type of venture.
And I pray for your continuing sanity.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago)
1. Do you own the Internet2. Do you own the Netflix3. If so
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 09:17 (twelve years ago)
are we doing this, we should do this, when are we doing this
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago)
I have Netflix and the Internets but I'm going to Rochester for the next few nights, so I will miss any funtimes. But keep me on your future slate, plz! (i.e. any time next Monday or after...)
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago)
YES YES YES YES YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIbpVaOkFhw
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 February 2013 00:42 (twelve years ago)
maybe slightly nsfw for the first 5 seconds or so
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 February 2013 00:43 (twelve years ago)
hahaha and also jesus do not have the sound up if you are at work or have people in your house that you like
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 February 2013 00:45 (twelve years ago)
oh uh actually its just str8 up nsfw in a couple spots
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 February 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)
Are you familiar with this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oWpRNQqnEo
― sarahell, Friday, 1 February 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)
get with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RLwuDQSkDI
― Kadeem Hardson (rip van wanko), Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)
http://www.videodetective.com/movies/i-accidentally-domed-your-son/568463
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 13 March 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)
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