hottest disney lady

comprehensive u_u

poppins runs this shit

more like poppins that ass amirite julie andrews?

hi five!

No Jessica Rabbit?

;_;

goths, hot or not

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/2a/Maleficent.jpg

Jessica Rabbit - not Disney.

like Alvy Singer, I vote for the Wicked Queen.

wheres that goth bitch from the incredibles

DOES NO ONE KNOW WHAT A DISNEY FILM IS ANYMORE

ethan, i used same criteria as other thread: pixar no welcome

Wish i could find a pic of the animated bit from Annie Hall

x-post

jessica rabbit = touchstone which was disney @ the time.

(you sick fuck) should be added after all the entries surely

why would perving on a young julie andrews make me a sick fuk?

Pocahontas had a hot friend, I seem to recall.

Pokeahotass

they are all sick to perv on except fred mcmurray

Ariel smelled funny.

well that doesn't make sense

OK, never mind, I looked and she's not hot.

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/5/28/alkiecat/f_jonm_c6161f2.jpg

You forgot Mad Madam Mim.

obvious answer is belle but dont sleep on mulan!

also where is adam schefter

only when she turns into the hot version of herself

xp

Totally Jasmine.

Everything related to Mulan MAD GAY SO NO.

xpost

this is thhe most controversial thred since the other disney thred

u_u

?Cruella DeVille no esta?

http://www.bdayparties.com/images/disney/mrs-potts.jpg

wait yeah cruella

Where's Lady????

http://www.techliving.com/archives/lady-tramp.jpg

The Tramp = Colin Farrell
Lady = Lindsay Lohan

no angela Lansbury in Bedknobs and Broomsticks no credibility

(Angie vs. Julie battle of the cockney bimbos)

john justen you disappoint me. mulan = hot, and "to be a man" is the all-time #1 jam of all time

edward iii i was all about to be waht about malificent but you got it covered ;)

um julie no contest?

Turn cruella vote into wicked queen vote = everything OK again.

xpost: including lady would draw furrie fan fic writers to ILX so no.

guys guys guys

RE JESSICA RABBIT
1) seriously go to some hentai site, you sick fuck
2) i am using same rules as other thread, ie must be actual disney

RE LADY
1) you sick fucks

RE POCAHONTAS
1) that hot ass joke is like my mom's, from 1997. wtf, way to be a mom.

ariel cf redhead thread

including lady would draw MOREfurrie fan fic writers to ILX so no.

FIXED

i never said this was a comprehensive poll, i don't know all of these things, i have never seen many of these movies even the ones that i referenced in the poll itself :(

ALSO the answer is fred mcmurray anyway so who cares?

http://disney.go.com/vault/archives/characterstandard/images/daisy_portrait.jpg

that is weirdly unsettling to me, i mean considering i started this poll

YOU SICK FUCK

WAIT WAIT DO OVER DO OVER I FORGOT AURORA MIRANDA WTF WAS I THINKING

a vote against julie andrews is a vote against loveliness itself

a vote for fred mcmurray is not a vote against julie andrews, kenan.

spoonful of sugar, babe.

that tears it.

the answer is Ariel cause you know what they say about mermaids, "once you go mermaid, you don't go back but instead drop anchor right there so you can constantly have sex with her."

no. no one has ever said that.

people say it all the time, read a book

make me.

maleficent likes to get her kink on

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/maleficent.jpg

read some Ernest Hemmingway, it's there

i mean, really, how do you even HAVE sex with a mermaid.

i hate all the pussies who are too afraid to vote for the hot cartoons so they take the easy out and vote for mary poppins

http://deadasadoornail.com/deadpeople/e93d6c0787428f2fdf6a29457e0fred_macmurray.jpg

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1388/5722_0178.jpg

even ironically there is no contest

(teh shcef r we still bros? i have to agree to disagree)

of course we are bros i mean we were singing a whole new world at each other not two hours ago, i can't turn my back on that kind of luv.

<3

^^^^^^gooogle heart

i mean, really, how do you even HAVE sex with a mermaid.

lady if you have to ask

i mean, really, how do you even HAVE sex with a mermaid.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, June 13, 2007 6:57 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Ask Tom Hanks.

u_u

<3 <3 <3

also fred mcmurray is lovely, don't be hating

xpost i'd rather just find out for myself how to fuck a mermaid than have to talk to tom hanks, christ.

i mean, really, how do you even HAVE sex with a mermaid.

i'll give a clue: various holes on the mermaid body

listen buddy there is one hole on a mermaid body as far as i can tell, i mean do you even know how fish work

i should've really specified land ariel v sea ariel, that would've cleared all this up, huh?

You forgot Mad Madam Mim.

John Justen beatin me to it

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_castaway_allyourbase.jpg

how do mermaids poop/pee

any time you got one hole on an organism you are practically guaranteed another somewhere else

i mean, really, how do you even HAVE sex with a mermaid.

i'll give a clue: various holes on the mermaid body

So, it's basically like fucking a fish, but you have to cuddle afterwards? FUCK THAT.

girl who voiced princess jasmine is cuet
http://services.windowsmedia.com/vidpic/pic200/drV000/V032/V003237H873.jpg

i just don't think you understand how fish work, i mean that hole wouldn't really be appropriate or big enough, you'd end up killing ariel. unless you just want blowjobs, which is ok but you should just say that.

chick from the end of the jungle book

eva gabor

mermaids are half woman/half fish/half fully functional vagina. I choose to believe.

kenan shut up with using words like vagina all the time

i can win for losing.

CAN'T

http://www.deadprogrammer.com/photos/siren-book.jpg

ONE POSSIBLE SOLUTION

why does she have a wolly mammoth belly?

Ariel is cute in redhead teeno impetuous way, but FUCK she's 16. And this pedo rapist guy I knew (before I knew he was a convicted rapist) was ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with Ariel, had his walls decorated w/original cels of her from the film. So I can't see Ariel without thinking of pedo rapists.

They have three halves? XP

ok but in fairness that is not ariel

uhhh xpost!!

MERMAID FOR STARFUCKS

No Madame Medusa??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rescuers_Madame.JPG

http://www.whatsitsgalore.com/disney/villainart/medusa.jpg

Giant belly is a sign of fecundity, a measure of female beauty in the area of "there be dragons" woodcuts, I'm assuming. "Wooly" is just shading.

but if there is only one tail, then i guess all you can have is scaly frottage?

area = era

GOD DAMN XPOSTING FXN

you could totally fuck a fish

you guys are thinking of dolphins

Ariel is cute in redhead teeno impetuous way, but FUCK she's 16. And this pedo rapist guy I knew (before I knew he was a convicted rapist) was ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with Ariel, had his walls decorated w/original cels of her from the film. So I can't see Ariel without thinking of pedo rapists.

Ariel voters, it's never too soon to start hoping that ILX is subpoena-proof.

in the area of "there be dragons"

that is a dangerous area, i hear. cause there be fuckin' dragons.

guys what happens is Ariel enters mating season and then disgorges all her eggs from her butt into a steaming eggpile and then you have to fertilize the pile

sorry but this is true from nature

THANK YOU ELMO

seriously i think they are thinking of dolphins

No, I think they are thinking of Elmo's scenario.

Would she give you a handjob at least?

But, arguing from nature, Arial makes milk, so is mammalian, and mammals also give live birth.

So we're worried about Ariel being 16, but not worried about LILO being on this list? Isn't she supposed to be like 10 or something?

yeah you could fuck a mammal

Hey guys, did you know deposited fish sperm is known as MILT? I had a dream once that in a grocery store, I used a sharpie to change all the MILK labels to say MILT, and laughed x10 at my ridiculous prank. Even in dreams I am a barely funny nyerd.

what the hell proof do you have that ariel's breasts are functional?

Lilo's older sister was hottt if I remember correctly.

http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/64diz.jpg

Yes but see the organs you are concerned about are on the half of her body that is FISH. So no go.

xxxpost Nature does make purely decorative breasts, as far as I know.

The scales on a mermaid are an invention of fantasy. "Fish." Pffft. Ally is right, she IS more like a dolphin.

LILO's older sis was k-hott. So was her boyfriend for that matter:

http://www.lafm.com/LILO%20&%20STITCH.jpg

kenan goddamnit, those breasts do not contain MILK they are goddamn SWIM BLADDERS to regulate BUOYANCY

oh god, the look on the stupid dwarf right there next to Mickey

Nevermind, her nose is weird:

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1114489/LiloStitch-photo_03_hires.jpg

Clicking on the dot by Lilo sends you directly to FBI.gov.

xp u racist

Would she give you a handjob at least?

for you, a finjob

SHE HAS ARMS

c on shells

WHAT? THAT's the post that kills the thread?

I'm pretty sure it was some R. Crumb-style LEG MAN who gave Lilo's sister those adorable, disproportionate piano legs.

SHE HAS ARMS

she also has a tail, WITH FINS

BUILT FROM THE GROUND UP WUT

xp

besides who ever heard of an armjob

do you even understand how to have sex? with a fish?

ally, who is alice?

IN WONDERLAND

as I understand it there is some egg-laying and some kind of sperm foam involved

guys human ursula looks exactly like a goth ariel and has all her pseudo-scalie appeal with none of the catch a predator factor

why is this thread so fast moving it took me like five tries to post that

cue jumbo shrimp joke

she had a sister?? a/s/l?

seriously guys, whole futurama episode about this, you are all beating a horse who has rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible c. the invention of rum

I know I couldn't find a still from the Atlantis episode ("I love your wiggly doodads!")

xp otm

it was told by Donovan

alice's sister is like the lady in the beginning and end, reading the book to alice, telling her to do recitations or something. she's really bitchy and seems to be about 25.

I was just loving Lilo's sister's legs..."disproportionate" is such a strong word....

I like the fact that we've spent this much time on mermaid lovin', and yet the logistics of Tinkerbell have yet to be explored.

THIS IS NOT A SUGGESTION FOR FURTHER INQUIRY, BTW.

Although, if so, JW to thread.

http://www.craphound.com/images/alicepopup.jpg

you cannot fuck tinkerbell, you sick fuck

LOOK NONE OF THESE CHOICES HAVE GENITALS AT ALL, EXCEPT FRED MCMURRAY

sometimes i wonder about you people

in Russia, Tinkerbell fucks you

yeah, tinkerbell? ewwwwwww i mean you'd kill her or something

tinkerbell is all about pegging and she IS the peg

You could use...oh god never mind. Haha yes.

i'm going to be kept out of heaven because of this thread, aren't i

yep.

Q: WHY DO YOU WRAP TINKERBELL IN DUCT TAPE?

A: SO SHE DOESN'T EXPLODE WHEN YOU FUCK HER

Tinkerbell isn't out-of-bounds, I mean she totally wanted a piece of Peter Pan's ass

Anything is possible in Never Never Land

Tinkerbell makes your dick look huge, at least.

i was waiting for someone to say that

yeah, ffs the lost boys were all furrays

http://www.essentialart.com/mh/Disney_Peter_Pan_and_the_Lost_Boys.jpg

xpost

Chris Hansen is lurking somewhere to the right

where is N@t3 P@tr1n when you need his valuable expertise anyway

"Excuse me, Mr. Pan. Why, exactly did you come to Never Never Land to see these 'lost boys' tonight?"

I hate meetings.

"Excuse me, Mr. Pan. Why, exactly did you come to Never Never Land to see these 'lost boys' tonight?"

Michael Jackson is a different thread

Announcer: We now return to the classic story of "The Little Mermaid".

[ open on Sailor coming to in the sand on a deserted island ]

Sailor: Oh.. the shipwreck.. I survived.. but how? [ sees Little Mermaid sitting on a rock ] You! You're the beautiful creature that saved my life!

Little Mermaid: I've been watching your ship from afar.

Sailor: I've never seen anyone so beautiful.

Little Mermaid: Nor have I.

[ singing ]

"I thought I had seen all the wonders of the sea."

Sailor: "I thought I had known all the beauty of the shore."

Little Mermaid: "But here at last, where our two worlds meet."

Together: "I finally felt my true heart soar!"

Little Mermaid: "I feel brand new!"

Sailor: "I feel so free!"

Little Mermaid: "I feel an increased flow of mucus in my fish genitalia!"

Sailor: "I feel like I never.." [ stops abruptly ] ..whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What was that?

Little Mermaid: I said, I feel an increased flow of mucus in my fish genitalia.

Sailor: I'm not following.

Little Mermaid: Well, you see, when I feel this way about somebody so special, I release extra slime to lubricate the scaly membrane that closes off my egg sac.

"So now my heart feels.."
Sailor: No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Hang on a second! You mean to tell me that, down there, you've got fish business going on?

Little Mermaid: What'd you expect, silly?

Sailor: [ grossed out ] But, wait.. when you get up on land, you grow legs, right?

Little Mermaid: Of course, I do!

Sailor: Oh.. thank God!

Little Mermaid: Yes, the legs are human, but believe you me, the hoohah's all mackeral!

Sailor: [ thinking ] Okay. Really nice meeting you. [ gets up to leave ]

Little Mermaid: Oh, I get it! You think I'm ugly because we're different.

Sailor: No, it's not like that.. it's just that..

Little Mermaid: Well, we may be different on the outside; but inside, I think you'll find we share the same heart.

Sailor: [ thinking ] Maybe you're right.

Little Mermaid: "Below the waves, our hearts will know the differences outside."

Sailor: It's true!

Little Mermaid: "I love all creatures equally, wherever they reside."

Sailor: That's lovely!

Little Mermaid: "I get it on with tuna
I've gone down on a shark!
I've got films of me with a manatee..!"

Sailor: Alright, alright! That's enough! That's enough!

Little Mermaid: What's wrong?

Sailor: You have sex with fish?!

Little Mermaid: Fish, shrimp, turtles.. I'll pretty much bend over for anything with fins.

Sailor: Okay, I don't think it's gonna work out between us. In fact, I think it's physically impossible.

Little Mermaid: Oh, it's possible, alright! It is. Where do you think I came from?

Sailor: Well.. wasn't your father a Merman, and..?

Little Mermaid: What?! Oh, no way! My father's just some dude who got drunk one night and broke into an aquarium to get freaky with a halibut.

Dad: [ walks across the sand clutching a fish in his arms ] He-ey-ey! There you are, darling! I was thinking of getting some ribs with your ma here!

Sailor: [ appalled ]You had sex with that fish?

Dad: Oh, yeah.. I've had sex with a lot of stuff!

Sailor: Where am I?!

Dad: "Oh, I've had sex with a lot of stuff
from a can of soup to a dirty old mutt.
But this old dirt-bag got his wish
When he found a fish filled with dirt-bag fish!"

Sailor: Okay, that's it, I'm out of here..

Dad: "Deep down below the waves."

Fish Chorus: "Deep down below the waves."

Dad: "Down in the deep."

Fish Chorus: "Down in the deep."

Dad: "It's no crime to hump a fish
On Interspecies Beach!
On Interspecies Beach!
On Interspecies Beach!"

Announcer: "The Litte Mermaid" will not return, due to pending legal action.

Little Mermaid: What?! Oh, no way! My father's just some dude who got drunk one night and broke into an aquarium to get freaky with a halibut.

EXACTLY

NOT FUNNY

I really hope that script is quoted from somewhere.

scans like SNL

it was an SNL skit with Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon. It's not like I'm Nabisco over here working up special scripts just for ILE. (xpost)

aw reese - I used to love her. I wish she would make a couple good movies again.

lulz

that is like basically one of the most godawful things i've ever read

that is like basically one of the most godawful awesome things i've ever read

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, June 13, 2007 8:02 PM (1 second ago) Bookmark Link

godawesome

now i know you are just fucking with me

http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/item_1840_1.jpg

a young ann coulter at right, there

Oh yeah, didn't recognize her with the hat.

(I really liked Amy, especially when she had to be recessitated after the ants got slaughtered by the sprinker).

Well, that's one way to fuck Tinkerbell.

Ugh, another list thread.

FRENCH CLASS

Being a tit man, I have to say Ariel, cause all those mermaids were just one little broken string away from gettin' 'em out for the boys in uniform.

Are all the Julie Andrews boosters gay? Seriously.

no

just the Wicked Queen's

Mary Poppins was a freak. You know she kept a like 7 foot glass dildo down in that magic black sack of hers somewhere.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

He didn't say it was bad, he just said she's a freak.

FUCK AROUND FELL IN LOVE WITH A FREAK

(here I would pretend to be DEVIN TEH DUDE if I could change my screen name)

THIS THREAD=keeps on giving, like a hidden seven foot glass dildo

okay who's seen S.O.B.

chimney sweeping joke goes here

spoonful of sugar joke, maybe as well

and that talking parrot-head on her umbrella, yeah

dick van dyke disease

It destroys your cockney.

sleeping beauty roofies joek here.

Where's Lady????

I had such a crush on Lady when I was small. and on Maid Marion. People have never really done it for me since.

I had hardcore crush on sweater vest Roman-nosed songwriting husband in 101 Dalmatians.

Sorry to bring this up on LADEEZ thredd.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

this one's a shoutout to the teenpop doodz
http://www.dreamstarlets.com/features/!bios/kim_richards22.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/mulan.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/snowwhite.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/ursula.jpg

W!T!F!

hi it's me and this is when shit stops being lame and starts being real. fred mcmurray real.

ha wait i'm not tombot.

The fact that Ursula was based on Divine just makes that all the more appropriate.

I would've totally voted for Lilo's big sister, had she been on the list. But out of those options it's Mulan for me, since adrogyny is always hot. Mary Poppins seems a bit too Victorian and frigid to me to be considered "hot".

where's Annette???

Oh snap! Where's Annette indeed? Singing "Jamaican Ska" with Fishbone.

guys, i just watched "back to the beach" two nights ago. i was probably more entertained than i should have been.

anyway i always thought princess jasmine was the hottest.

oh man back to the beach is a great, great movie.

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TInkerbell pushed forward by ILX pro-pegging contingent. ON YOUR WAY TO ACCEPTANCE, STAY STRONG.

HOTTEST DISNEY LADY ROUND II: JAZ VS MARY

who the fuck is Jasmine?

how did ursula "tentacle hentai" sea witch not get 1 vote?

She looks just like my 7th grade science teacher, who was so fat she couldn't get out of her office chair one day & the janitor had to come say the handles off. Srsly.

WAS YR JANITOR A WIZARD?

W1Z4RD J4N8R

http://albums.mouseplanet.com/MPPromotional/MMC.jpg

Britney Spears is the hottest.

used to think this was ariel easy but mulan is on tv right now and i'm wavering

http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_21589.jpg

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110322023133/aliceinwonderland/images/5/50/Margaret-1951.jpg

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21200000/Mary-Poppins-gif-julie-andrews-21288258-500-224.gif

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_letto1sWD01qbrs65o1_500.gif

mistead titles

honest dinner lady

this thread is fucked up... snow white's not even in it