BEST BAN LOUIS JAGGER THREAD

Hey, with any luck he might hop over to ILE and start posting about his sex life or something. Think about the entertainment we might miss out on!

-- Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, July 28, 2006 9:42 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

wau

NEEDS MORE DISCUSSION

first one wins for that Matt DC post and for blount's immortal IRM passage

oh guys

threadid=1388 has blinking subliminal image

The way I see it, the longer I actively practise solitary ejaculation, the longer I should be able to withhold the dreaded payload when it comes down to actual nookie. In theory.

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), November 18th, 2006. (Haberdager) (later) (link)

lolololololol Louis u rule bro

Dear Louis Jagger's mom, don't worry, we're talking about another Louis Jagger.

Yeah, 1388 has blinking CSS, Ethan's "who the fuck knows?" gag, and BAN CHARLIE HOWARD. My vote is there.

that was me with the subliminals

i like how it chops up text on nu-ilx

that Matt DC post is still one of my favorite posts of all time.

1312

and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom.
and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom.
and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom.
and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom.
and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom.
and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom.
and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

"thread bump"

A more interesting poll would seek to determine the best zing I've ever received. Probably one of Dom's, although caek caught me square between the eyes the other day with the following pearler:

Louis, My retorts are ad hominem because I have _no interest_ in the actual content of anything you say. It is all the most banal, self-involved, ignorant, humorless crap (e.g. you on this thread). I feel no need to respond to it per se, but I piped up to object to the way you KILL EVERY FUCKING THREAD YOU POST ON BY SUCKING OUT ALL THE HUMOUR AND INTELLIGENCE.

You seem to have rationalised your posting style persona as, by turns, the worst kind of unambitious, turgidly written Oxbridge whimsy, or a deeply patronising undergraduate. It's boring _and_ irritating, and the worst thing is you seem to think you're bringing us pleasure as some sort of ILX jester or wit, who occasionally gets serious and tells it like it is. Actually, the worst thing is the way you can never just be silent for a while, read what other people have to say, or walk away from the computer. Just calm down a bit.

OWWW IT STINGS

FFS Dom LJ, get a room!

with a boxing ring in it

I think Dom would rather wrestle.

mine got no votes despite being the first BLJ thread by two months ;_;

oh hang on i mean mine got five votes and won :D

:-(

(xpost)

:-)

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omg onimo

Louis keep ya head up

ok, this is now officially the BEST THREAD EVER

it would have to be a football trivia competition, and I still think he'd have me beat :-(

1. THE LESSER PART OF VALOUR
by Louis Jagger

It's a play set in a bar, acted out in a bar, involving characters whom you'd generally find in a bar. There's romantic farce, a dilemma involving the slaughter of an innocent beast, confrontations, comedy, and an ending so kickass that it defies belief. What's not to love? Last orders at Peterhouse, June the 12th 2007...

Auditions in Peterhouse bar, Saturday 19th and Sunday 20th, 4-6pm.

No experience necessary; ability to sit in a bar with a drink essential.

Pinteresque I'm sure

PINTeresque.

third hit for louis jagger on the goog:

http://tinyurl.com/2blw26

no idea why, but it made me laugh. all disammbiguating like some sort of wikilxia

went quite well, if you're asking! shame the free publicity came three weeks after the performance...

http://education.guardian.co.uk/universityaccess/story/0,,2238962,00.html

missed a bullet

A more interesting poll would seek to determine the best zing I've ever received.

-- Just got offed, Saturday, 16 June 2007 01:37 (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

DO IT

Louis when you were at school did you organise competitions to see who could kick you the hardest?

can someone give me context as to why louis posted that story that's on ytmnd on ilx?

i.e. what thread

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/03/rippingyarns_1_396x222.jpg

ban that charlie guy who may as well be louis jagger *but is actually somehow worse*.
-- EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Wednesday, September 27, 2006 9:00 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

He's the boring Louis.
-- Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys (noodle vague), Wednesday, September 27, 2006 9:44 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Ban Shakey Mo Collier
-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, September 27, 2006 2:09 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

ban everybody in that 50 cent thread
-- and what (ooo), Wednesday, September 27, 2006 2:33 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

YES.
-- s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, September 27, 2006 3:33 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Can't bring myself to open that one- already got enough with the garage band thread.
-- Run Ruud Run (Ken L), Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:03 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

i'm willing to be banned if it means taking out that whole thread. the needs of the many outweight the needs of the few, etc.
-- gear (gear), Wednesday, September 27, 2006 5:21 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

suicide banner
-- s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, September 27, 2006 8:13 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

^^this is great

can someone give me context as to why louis posted that story that's on ytmnd on ilx?

-- J0rdan S., Friday, 11 January 2008 10:52 (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/media/gallery/videos/downloads/CNI-MoviePoster-small.jpg

The thread is called something like "Summer Crushes".

Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys

hall of fame username

j0rdan: are crushes awesome or what?

for further contect, it was a few weeks on the heels of this clusterfuck: I have never had sex.

further context i mean

You know, this is going to be a typical "gurl" answer, but I would advise having sex for the first time because you really like and are attracted to the person you want to have sex with. Not because you feel some pressure - physical or societal - just to have sex.
-- The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 12:51 (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

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You know, this is going to be a typical "guy" answer, but I would advise having sex for the first time.
-- Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 12:52 (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

^^^straight-up lolz, Feargal Hixxy also made me lol as a username when someone explained it to me

wau @ threads

g-kit: underrated component of a clusterfuck thread

Srsly, most passive-aggressive poster of all time, in a *very* crowded field.

poll

Yeah we haven't had a good Friday clusterfuck for ages*

*probably not true

I've said it before, every day is Clusterfuck Friday with the zing crew in town.

:/

Feargal Hixxy also made me lol as a username when someone explained it to me

please explain to me too

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bonkers-Silver-Mixed-Hixxy-Sharkey/dp/B0001HM5GY

Too many of the key protagonists have been found out, moved on or just aren't considered that much of a threat any more.

http://kandidaten.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/keown_01.jpg

L-R: LJ, Mickey

Louis when you were at school did you organise competitions to see who could kick you the hardest?

What? They loved me! Ha, actually the ones who knew me better used to do this in the form of verbal repartee (with my tacit encouragement). It was both a blessing and a curse, having witty friends.

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http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/images/blog/bad-amazon.gif

http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/martin/01.jpg

Ha, actually the ones who knew me better used to do this in the form of verbal repartee (with my tacit encouragement). It was both a blessing and a curse, having witty friends.

Dear Louis Jagger's mom, don't worry, we're talking about another Louis Jagger.

-- StanM, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:00 (6 months ago) Link

^^^StanM can bring some lulz, y'know?

BAN LOUIS JAGG3R (this time 4 realz)

http://barkerville.net/barkertree/photogallery/lincolnbabies/countdown%20clock.jpg

;_; rip dawg see u when i get there

i would have bet on dom posting "wake me up when september ends" lyrics in that thread

Gone til September.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/americas_vietnam_mia_laid_to_rest/img/5.jpg

R.I.P.

heaven needed a

er

louis?

Heaven neeeded a 6,000 word post on Youthmovies

j0rdan s. may also wish to investigate this follow up thread
Mods, PLEASE can you delete this thread now that I have learnt my lesson the hard way

i think my favourite part of all this, is the way that lj is sort of just waiting, waiting, like somebody hiding in a cupboard getting ready to jump out and surprise someone, in a week or so if he can hold out that long with,....

"hi guys im back:D"

-- 600, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 07:17 (9 months ago)

Still holds true.

lol that's what i was talking about deej

whoops i thought this was the otehr jagger thread

Test

bump

Happy Birthday Mr Jagger!

May you remain forever unbanned.

unban foxes

http://www.top-footballer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/darren-fletcher.jpg

<3 this guy, wish i was around for his return. CONGRATS!

Also, remember to vote in the all time footballers poll if you are still around.

"it's not that easy to get a job straightaway, you've got to write out your CV and everything" - Britain's Long Term Unemployed

don't blame me, i voted for l0u1s j4gg3r

louisjagger l0u1s jagg3r
Now arguing about the shape of the Big Cheesecake. E wants a pyramid formation, I'm gunning for the 'large-large-large' cylinder of joy
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You must surely agree, November 19 is as propitious an anniversary for the eating of hazardous amounts of dairy foam as could be devised.
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We were researching cheesecakes, obviously. Our big cheesecake will be consum(mat)ed in November. It will be rich, sweet and fattening.
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A day of speculative preparation research has led us to 'wedding cheesecake' and the sudden, unbridled urge to feast on the stuff

he's consummating a cheesecake?

Yes, that's a Cambridge degree in English at work.

"When come back, don't bring pie"

ban me

― imago, Tuesday, July 16, 2013 5:15 PM (2 hours ago)

i've got another confession my friends

<3

why does this guy keep getting the hammer

http://i53.tinypic.com/w1ecd3.jpg

sometimes, if i think of going to heaven, i become l0u1s jagg3r. it is beautiful.

boy's lair

started a shop in copenhagen, apparently
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/t31.0-8/11334286_10152826221126401_7759026209683781571_o.jpg

Mods can you ban LJ/imago pls

All of the other fucking ban LJ threads are locked ffs

what's the cheeky beggar been up to?

dmac it's just music, lighten up

excelsioring & finesting by implication rather than by replication, it seems

I would link deems' explanatory post here but

Ban l0u1s jagg3r was robbed btw

Is this about a sad irish ballad

it just about is

RIP "BAN l0u1s jagg3r 2007"

what a funny thread

Ayo LJ, dropped you an email via ilxmail, pls to check ty <3

will check at home! ffr my main account is firstname dot lastname at you-know-what dot com

guessing u know whot is geemail, sending it again!

:)

Sent!