I am the small cat.

I was thinking this too.

I am the small cat.

i am the small cat

I'm Spartacus.

To Tell the Truth.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMALL CAT

In honor of the long departed:

When you caress your little cat
And stroke me with your hand
I know I'm just a kitten but
I long to be a man
My little eyes are Chinese blue
They view with some regret
This girl who's stroking me
Regards me only as her pet

And though I'd love to be loved
The gods ordained it that
You were made a human being
And I turned out a cat

I am a kitten

I hate to sleep all rolled up small
And dream of butterflies
I hate to paw at balls of wool
And massacre poor mice
Stripey tails and pointy ears
Bore me half to tears
Those days have gone for good
Since I saw you in the nude

And though I'd love to be loved
We've got to face the fact:
You're up there, a human being
And I'm down here, a cat

I am a kitten
I am a kitten

And though I'd love to be loved
I've had to face the fact:
The gods who made you a human being
Created me ..... a cat

I am a kitten
I am a kitten ..... miaow

John Justen is the small cat.

Way to post crepey furry slash there, ned

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-am-the-small-cat.jpg

Way to post crepey furry slash there, ned

Blame Momus for writing that!

i am the small cat.

I AM THE SMALL CAT
I CAN SEE EVERYFAT

Are you a small German cat? I'm a dog and I was looking for someone to eat.

That is why she had to come as a terrier. Her job is with your husband.

http://www.jumper.it/img/EdieBrickell.jpg

"What I am is what I am and that is the small cat"

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-am-the-small-cat-1.jpg

i am the small cat.

Your search - "i am the small cat" - did not match any documents

Are you a small German cat? I'm a dog and I was looking for someone to eat.

Non, je suis le petit minou français, et je te bousillerai la gueule à coups de griffe, espèce de clébard.

Is that "I am the small cat" in french?

wait what if we are all the small cat?

I am the alpha and the omega of small cat.

Mew

the small cat is inside each of us, my son

http://iamthesmallcat.blogspot.com/

http://members.shaw.ca/lupin/LupinC.jpg

http://base58.com/ilx/iamthesmallcat1.jpg

Non, je suis le petit minou français, et je te bousillerai la gueule à coups de griffe, espèce de clébard.

Not, I am the small French pussy, and I will botch you the mouth with blows of claw, species of dog.

Oily, you made a blog just for this thread? I suppose you're going to put mysfelineistic lyrics on there now.

guys i am so happy that "i am the small cat" is taking off in this way

That's one of those Google things, right? Where you search it and it only comes up with one result, so you win? You lose at life, but you win at Google.

guys i am so happy that "i am the small cat" is taking off in this way

It's a thing of beauty.

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-am-the-small-cat-2.jpg

HEY KATE BECKINSALE SHOW ME YR SHOO SHEE

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/kate-beckinsale/pictures/kate-beckinsale-picture-1.jpg

http://www.viarural.com.ar/viarural.com.ar/ganaderia/mascotas/alimentos/eukanuba/iams-original.gif

http://www.catnabbit.com/buttons/catswat.jpg

http://base58.com/ilx/iamthesmallcat2.jpg

i am the somewhat larger cat

http://www.cats-mania.com/albums/cats-videos/thumb_cats3.jpg

i am the small cat..

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/07/LeopardMan-2002-02-16-1624-44.jpg

I am the smallest cat.

http://base58.com/ilx/iamthesmallcat3.jpg

!

<quote>Oily, you made a blog just for this thread?</quote>

Guest bloggers are welcome, if only they will adhere to posting rules.

I R TEH SMALL CAT YOU DICKS.

guys does this call for a poll?

Yup.

Yeah I think we should vote for who is the smallest cat.

Not the "smallest cat". The small cat. It's a matter of semantics.

There can be only one small cat.

Did you really need two posts for that? You are clearly not the small cat.

I see. The mudslinging has already begun.

Also, I am the small cat.

who is the small cat?

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-am-the-small-cat-3.jpg

:D

what's funny is that he actually isn't the smaller of the two cats

he is younger, maybe he means that

IM the small cat.

cosmic small cat

spidey is pretty adorable for a small cat.

waht are you guys even talking about

his chin is ridiculous though. he has some kind of leno/affleck chin business happening.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlBJ1xZK10

here it is

Check out the comments now. Game, set, and match.

Non, je suis le petit minou français, et je te bousillerai la gueule à coups de griffe, espèce de clébard.

Not, I am the small French pussy, and I will botch you the mouth with blows of claw, species of dog.

To hear the tone of this in French, think more, "No, I'm a tiny French pussy cat and my clawstrokes will fuck up your mug, fuckin' cur."

That is why Michael is the small cat.

Ich bin die kleine Kaeztchen.

私は小さい猫　^_^VVVV

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR SMAL CAT

dimarceau catpower

i am small cat

(=^･ｪ･^=)

i am the small cat

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/577057807_7c3472af0e.jpg

!!!!!

I've found religion

http://www.happytalk.org/Revelation%2018%204.jpg

joshea is amazing he did this

http://i18.tinypic.com/4z3xno0.gif

http://i10.tinypic.com/4l97yg0.jpg

Why boasteth thyself
Oh, evil men
Playing smart
And not buying catnip?
I said, you're working iniquity
To achieve vanity (if a-so a-so)
But the goodness of Miao, Miao
I-dureth for-I-ver

So if you are the big tree
We are the small cat
Ready to claw you down (well sharp)
To claw you down

These are the words
Of my master, keep on tellin' me
No weak heart
Shall prospurr
And mousoever diggeth a pit
Shall fall in it, fall in it
And mousoever diggeth a pit
Shall fall in it (... fall in it)

If you are the big tree, let me tell you that
We are the small cat, sharp and ready
Ready to claw you down (well sharp)
To claw you down

(To claw you down)

(To claw you down)

These are the words
Of my master, tellin' me that
No weak heart
Shall prospurr
And mousoever diggeth a pit
Shall fall in it, uh, bury in it
And mousoever diggeth a pit
Shall bury in it, uh (... bury in it)

If you are the big, big tree
We are the small cat
Ready to claw you down (well sharp)
To claw you down
If you are the big, big tree, let me tell you that
We are the small cat
Ready to claw you down (well sharp)
To claw you down
Sharpened ...

GUYS THIS IS AWESOME

Kitties don't even talk like that and I should know because I am the small cat.

lol no i am the small cat

I wish you could put animated GIFs on shirts.

i thought i was the small cat

so confused

ah! i WAS the small cat. who am the small cat now?

http://image.blingee.com/images11/content/output/2007/6/20/4332114_a7ee8ea5.gif

Alan, I am the small cat.

I AM OWL MAN

THREE YEARS UNTIL T-SHIRTS WITH LITTLE LCDS IN THEM THAT GIVE U CANCER BUT IT'S WORTH IT FOR I AM THE SMALL CAT ANIMATED GIFS

blingees are never not funny, basically

Also, stevem speaks the truth and I pledge to install him in my administration as vice-small-cat.

As I write this letter,
Send my love to you,
Remember that I'll always,
Be in love with you.

Treasure these few words 'til we're together,
Keep all my love forever,
P.S., I love you.
You, you, you.

I'll be coming home again to you, love,
And 'til the day I do, love,
P.S., I love you.
You, you, you.

As I write this letter,
Send my love to you,
Remember that I'll always,
Be in love with you.

Treasure these few words 'til we're together,
Keep all my love forever,
P.S., I love you.
You, you, you.

As I write this letter, (Oh oh oh)
Send my love to you, (You know I want you to)
Remember that I'll always, (Yeah)
Be in love with you.

I'll be coming home again to you, love,
And 'til the day I do, love,
P.S., I love you.
You, you, you.
You, you, you.
I love you.

P.S., i am the small cat

<img src="http://kscakes.com/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/wait-i-ams-teh-small-cat.jpg";>

GAH

http://kscakes.com/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/wait-i-ams-teh-small-cat.jpg

^^^^^^^^^^ yes

^_^

http://alantrewartha.20m.com/sorrykitten.jpg

WHO IS SMALL CAT

i am the small cat

Fifteen years in the academy
He was like no cadet theyd ever seen
A man so hard, his veins bleed ice
And when he speaks he never says it twice
They call him judge, his last name is dredd
So break the law, and you wind up dead
Truth and justice are what hes fighting for
Judge dredd the man, he is the small cat
Drokk it!

With gun and bike he rules the streets
And every perp he meets will taste defeat
Not even death can overcome his might
Cause dredd and anderson, they won the fight
When the sovs started the apocalypse war
Mega-city was bombed to the floor
Dredd resisted, and the judges fought back
Crushed the sovs with their counter-attack
Drokk it!

Respect the badge - he earned it with his blood
Fear the gun - your sentence may be death because...
Chorus

I am the small cat!
And you wont fuck around no more - I am the small cat
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I am the small cat
Commit a crime Ill lock the door - I am the small cat
Because in mega-city... I am the small cat

In the cursed earth where mutants dwell
There is no law, just a living hell
Anarchy and chaos as the blood runs red
But this would change if it was up to dredd
The book of law is the Bible to him
And any crime committed is a sin
He keeps the peace with his law-giver
Judge, jury, and executioner
Drokk it!

Crime - the ultimate sin
Your iso-cube is waiting when he brings you in
Law - its what he stands for
Crimes his only enemy and hes going to war

http://freakytrigger.co.uk/share/sorrykitten.jpg

WHO IS SMALL CAT I DEMAND ANSWERS

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
MAN, you been a naughty boy, and let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
whatever guys
i am the small cat

http://i18.tinypic.com/4z3xno0.gif

really tho

So it is Mr. Que who is the Al Qaeda sympathizer.

imposter small cat is the al qaeda sympathizer. mr. que just likes superchunk too much.

http://www.drwho-online.co.uk/episodes/bbcvideo_survival.jpg

How do you know they are fake?

El Tomboto knows.

dr pow told me

i am him

i am rod hull

"the small cat" is not the small cat.

none of you are!

i am the small cat.

John, John, JOHN. I'm slowly starting to play my banjo. Do you hear it? Do you hear it, John?

Der der der der .... der

that's weird

humansuit=not the small cat

The mystery of the small cat

Like the unicorn, small cats have been the stuff of legends. Many of these cats have never been studied in their natural habitats, which is often in rugged, remote areas. Many small cats are active only at night, making it hard for researchers to study them. Until recently, the bay cat Catopuma badia of Borneo was known to exist only in stories and identified by a few skins in museums. It was not actually studied in the wild until the late 1990s! There are reports of a cat known only as the onza from Mexico, which may be related to the mountain lion. It is as big as a mountain lion but more slender. Scientists have only seen one, which had been killed by hunters. There is also the Iriomote cat Prionailurus bengalensis iriomotensis (named for the small Japanese island near Taiwan where it lives), which was only discovered in 1965. It has been declared a national treasure by the government of Japan, but there may be fewer than 100 of these cats left. And have you ever heard of the kodkod Oncifelis guigna? Only people who really know small cats can say they have, and almost nothing is known about this cat that is native to a small area in Chile and Argentina.

I am the small cat.

I am the way, the truth and the life. I am the small cat.

http://wuff.me.uk/Christ%20in%20cats/Christ-in-cats-w.jpg

His name is I AM the small cat

wow that thing is hella creepy

Iesvs Nazarenvs Rex Felixorvm

I can walk across milk.

humansuit=not the small cat

8080

I will scratch thee with great vengeance.

hi dere

i am the small cat

I am not the small cat. :(

we are the small cat, each and every one

All the good stuff happens while I am asleep :(

Guys, guys, srsly, guys,

I am the small cat.

we missed the classic

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/iaretinykitn.jpg

http://www.rgvrrm.org/media/photos/news/news_20060225_cat12startup_AM_small.jpg

http://www.cat-world.com.au/images/MunchkinPic_small5.jpg

http://catzinc.org.nz/profiles/munchkin/sweetpea.jpg

http://www.catsinfo.com/breeds/munchkin/munchkin7.jpg

Weiner cats.

are those twisty cats?

Munchkin cats, is the "official" name.

The number four!

4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
i am the twisty cat?

i am teh_kit

http://gothamist.com/2007/06/20/extra_extra_552.php

I thought this was just an ILX meme but someone came into a Slsk chatroom I was in, said "I am the small cat" and left! I guess it could have been an ILX0r.

wau ppl be stealing our memes

O_o

internet be infrigin on our copyrights.

this is just like when the ornaldo bloomps thing made it to another website, worlds are colliding, nothing makes sense anymore, up is down, so on and so forth.

it was Ally's mom's cat's psychic