who is the small cat?

Where's Blueski you communist?

GHOST RIDER

I am stevem the small cat.

O

That's my O face.

No Rev Jesse Jackson ;_;

whoops :\

joking apart i think it probably IS Cruise

THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE PLEASE KEEP CAMPAIGNING AND GREVIANCES TO THE "I AM THE SMALL CAT" NOMINATION THREAD.

(I am the small cat.)

david r. 8080

Wait. I am the small cat.

Don't vote for John Justen. He is anti-semantic. Also, anyone who puts parentheses around their small cat assertion is a communist.

were i not the small cat, i would be no cat at all. a cat must be small if it is to be me.

i am the small cat.

i am the small cat.

i am the small cat

At the Battle of Chalons (also called the Battle of the Catalaunian Fields or the Battle of Campus Mauriacus) in 451, a Roman coalition led by General Flavius Aetius and the Visigothic king Theodoric I clashed violently with the Hunnic alliance commanded by King Attila. This battle was the last major military operation of the Western Roman Empire and the apex of the career of Flavius Aetius.

i am the small cat.

I'm speaking for spidey here.

i am the small cat.

(I kind of hope Tom Cruise wins.)

I must die. Must I then die lamenting? I must be put in chains. Must I then also lament? I must go into exile. Does any man then hinder me from going with smiles and cheerfulness and contentment? I am the small cat.

spidey is the small cat, this is true

small cat is small???

Would a true small cat call themselves "humansuit"? I think not. They would call themselves "small cat." or perhaps "John Justen" if "small cat." was already taken.

Otherwise this stone would seem defaced
beneath the translucent cascade of the shoulders
and would not glisten like a wild beast's fur:

would not, from all the borders of itself,
burst like a star: for here there is no place
that does not see you. I am the small cat.

i like you people, i feel i learn a lot from you people and i get a good feeling from you people generally. i am the small cat.

Dammit John J. Communist. I will take off my humansuit to show my true animal form at you.

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-am-the-small-cat-4.jpg

I can very well understand that there are interested parties who profit more from war than from peace, and I also understand that for a certain variety of international journalist it is more interesting to report on war than on peaceful activities or cultural achievements, which they are incapable of either judging or understanding. And finally it is clear to me that there is a certain Jewish international capitalism and journalism that has no feeling at all in common with the people whose interests they pretend to represent, but who, like Herostrates of old, regard incendiarism as the greatest success of their lives. But there is still another reason why I feel obliged to voice my opinion. I am the small cat.

this is nothing to do with small cats but it is cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j08n_XyEScM

britney can i get your sister email why because i am the small cat

fremme neppa venette

Soy el gatino.

i am the small cat...

我的小貓

It just so happens, stevem, that that happend on June 20.

http://image.blingee.com/images11/content/output/2007/6/20/4075028_fc4c8dd7.gif

even a cursory reading of the small cat should have told us that

oh my god

i voted for spidey already but that blingee makes me want to vote for the little guy twice.

i really want to see poll results, we need to know who the small cat is.

Y DOES SMALL CAT NEVER WANT TO ROCK?

it will end in 3.5 hours!

NOT SOON ENOUGH: THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW NOW

Also I don't know who to vote for.

You should vote for the one who is not a pedophile.

Well, that hardly narrows it down.

Each one of us should submit a pic to prove we don't have pedophile-smile.

i heard bloomberg may be running for samll cat

Well, Sara, at least you know not to vote for PEW, right? That's one out of the running.

We may be forced to disagree again, John.

KIDS IS NASTY THINGS I WIN.

WHO IS KANTLIPS

The Most Mysterious ILXor.

I think it's Momus.

Not really, but it would be awesome if it was.

It's someone with a vaguely disgusting screen name. This much I know.

whois humansuit

I'm not sure, but he/she certainly isn't the small cat.

Excuse me, John, but if I may speak for myself, at least I am not a pedophile.

inside out boy

I think the voters will observe your use of scare tactics, humansuit, and support me and my true calling as the small cat.

If nothing else, I think we can both agree that HI DERE is not the small cat, pedophile or not.

ans: wrinklepaws

We can all agree that HI DERE has some connection to dog fighting and Al Qaeda, I'll give you that.

i am the small cat

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=42

i am the small cat. whoomp there it is.

really it is spidey

it's always the person you least expect.

this is so easy, this question

does that mean its rjg?

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/BLOODDIAMONDS.jpg

i am the small cat

I've been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door
Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
Because you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I am the small cat.

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again
How much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello!
I've just got to let you know
Because I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying I am the small cat.

Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
Becuase I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying I am the small cat.

wait there is now an imposter small cat on this very thread

Who's the small cat, what's the small cat?
Don't know who I am, or when I'm coming so u mad
Wasn't in my room, wasn't in my sphere
Knew not who I was, but listen here
s-m-l c-a-t, yes I get murinae start
If it's all right with you, I'll rip ottoman apart

if spidey is not small cat i will start a goddamn riot

he IS v v cute

John Justen is the small cat.

that's what i'm sayin

So Mr. Que, small cat, and John Justen are all caught up in a tangled web of online adolescent pornography.

oh now there's TWO fake small cats, great, v clever guys.

I am El Tomboto.

a lot of people like to talk about who is the small cat but they ain't sayin nothin

You know the two small cat threads are very confusing to me.

John, John, John. If I were you I wouldn't go on any more rafting trips, because odds are two old hillbillies are going to violate you in the woods for pretending to be small cat.

http://static.flickr.com/104/311153043_8574146a24_o.jpg

that is the adorable cat

http://secretsociety.typepad.com/darcy_james_argues_secret/images/lime_1.jpg

cat is mad fluffy

shallow depth of field cat

Humansuit, I can not be asked to "squeal like a pig", because cats are not pigs, and I am the small cat.

I think cats sexing might sound worse than squealing pigs.

that is actually 100% true, cats doin it is like the most godawful noise in the entire universe.

that is actually 100% true, cats doin it is like the most godawful noise in the entire universe.

No more snooping around my bedroom, foos.

http://s94153639.onlinehome.us/AmyCakes/2001SoccerFoosCake-1.jpg

that cake is amazing

http://www.ojaiwan.net/cwimages/pussinboots.JPG

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j142/Amarana_Bloodfang/Funny%20Images/Fun_Cat_Eat_Cake.jpg

i nap now

'the small cat.' is an imposter. I am the small cat.

I love your cake thing though. May your nap be filled with catnip.

xpost: bullshit, quit copping my steez.

i am the small cat

Just to point out that his name is THE small cat whereas you are merely small cat.

At any rate suck it, both of you.

Who is the small cat? I am an American, thanks.

I am the small cat.

Hope that helps.

I am the small cat. 'The' being a definite article used to proclaim my singularity. Suck it.

(I am also the only American in the running, so I think you know where your patriotic duty lies.)

xpost to the yellow kid

i am him

you am not.

^..^

*miaow*

MY GOD WILL THE WAITING NEVER END?!

The suspense is killing me.

hey guys, just checkin' in (sorry im so late, im american)--i am NOT the small cat, so cross me off your lists! thanks, bye

GET YOUR ME VOTES IN THE POLLPILE YOU FUCKS.

http://www.miaauw.co.za/images/StaticIcons/cat5.jpg

That KANTLIPS person has a certain persuasive charm.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

I can accept this.

serenityprayer.jpg

lots of responses. this might be ILE's first scientifically valid poll!

DRIVE YOUR SMALL CAT INTO YOUR ASS STUPIDS.

^^^^^^See what I mean; persuasive and charming!

I am the only one without any votes? How can this be possible? I campaigned brilliantly.

That's me in a nutshell. Alwasys the bridesmaid, never the small cat.

wtf how the hell have you guys have invented a meme, revived multiple threads for da meme,got a >100 post memethread that's already been excelsiored, and started & finished a memepoll, all in the space of six hours? ilx moves fast these days.

And there are too many Asians on ilx these days too.

Gzeus? Is that you?

the ledge raises an important point

Did you shoot coke out of your nose all over your keyboard while reading it?

did i miss a racist non-sequitur meme too? xxxpost

ledge thats what I was thinking! I got up a few hours ago and was instantly completely confused.

I'm scared to go to bed now. Who knows what this place will look like in the morning.

well, see, in UK/NZ/CA, they give people work to do while they're in the office. the US, particularly in DC & the twin cities, doesn't really bother anymore.

:D

We've sort of transcended this hackneyed "work" concept.

Wait, you surely dont think I do any WORK at my work!

I'm not even AT WORK today. Jeez. Gimme some credit.

I think because we have a society based on merit as opposed to all your namby pamby dole queue state-knows-best-shit we can slack at work and still get shit done

well ok that just was said

this poll and the pet psychic came to the same conclusion therefore your mom should just start polling ILX to find out whats wrong with her pets

who the hell oted for me i voted for cruise

i am the small cat

I'm scared to go to bed now. Who knows what this place will look like in the morning.

-- ledge, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:58 (Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:58)

OTMFM

Good work guys!