what do you call weed

'weed'

my mom calls it 'grass'

tea or muggles

tea or trees

mommyplant

I am posting on the internet from the year 1926.

DOOBAGE

(also "bibles" - as in, "time for bible study")

purple stick-y punch

maui wowie

had a friend who sold once, but being the paranoid type to tried to develop a system for talking on the phone where asking for a "SLICE OF PIZZA" would really mean you wanted ONE EIGHTH.

get it?

yeah, neither did i. it didn't catch on.

whatever Mary-Louise Parker calls it

i like when the old folks call it dope

I call it awesome.

destroy all pot snobs & erase all 'boutique weed' variety names

OH YOU HAVE SOME FUZZY KUSH? WTF DOES THAT MEAN TO ME, i.e. THE CASUAL CONSUMER?

"the small cat"

I call it pot. IS IT A CRIME???

that slice of pizza story reminds me of how i had a group of friends who insisted on referring to cocaine over the phone as "buying sweaters"

i mean wtf?

i call it pot sometimes but mostly weed

xxpost

those variety names maka me laugh

my dad calls it "dope," as in, "max, why did you eat this whole box of croutons without any salad? stop smoking so much dope."

i heard canadians call it "kron" (yes spelled with a k)

maui wowie

My father once called it Maui Wowie while warning me about the perils of workplace drug testing. He has a German accent. It was one of the funniest "lectures" ever.

I call it weed - mostly.

weed sometimes pot

I would love to smoke dope and eat a whole box of croutons. While watching non-stop action movie extravaganzas.

Possibly this would be the thing to turn me around on the whole Scarface issue.

schef, my knitwear dealer has informed me that he has just imported a bunch of sweaters and they are like really really good sweaters, like 100% uncut columbian alpaca wool, i don't know, just go in for some sweaters with me cuz i'm kinda broke right now

but it's the middle of the summe....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i see

I know someone who calls it "weeds". Stoner friends in high school code was "listening to cds".

My housemate years ago called it Swamp Thing.

"grass" cause it sounds tuff and it makes my ex-gf's little sister & boyfriend (who ususally get it for me) look at me like I'm an alien.

trees
smoke
herb
bud
tea
weed
pot

CHRONIC

Let's brainstorm for future one-syllable slang referring to marijuana

"grass" cause it sounds tuff

No, it doesn't.

in college for awhile there we called it "chachi" cuz of "Zapped"

ned

-- boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, March 6, 2003 9:30 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Pot, weed, bud, tea, cannabis - before partaking.

Afterwards, who knows?

No, it doesn't.

or maybe just "old"?

herbal jazz cigarettes

pot
bud
crippy
herb
t-shirts (on the phone, as in "i want 8 t-shirts"

"slang for marijuana cigarette" is a whole 'nother ball of hash entirely

Stoner friends in high school code was "listening to cds".

ned

-- boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, March 6, 2003 9:30 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

-- kenan, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 8:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

smoke a pound of that raggett

wacky tabacy

sticky icky redhead

i knew a girl in school that went by the same name

heyo!

weed
w33d
pot
doobz
funny cigarettes
yes have some
smoke?
let's go outside for a minute ok. ok.

Stoner friends call it 'watching Batman,' and when I ask for clarification of series or modern films (still) I get roll eye.

"raggett" is a highly specialized strain of ned, affecting chiefly the hair.

"small cat" nip

"high performance Marlboro's"

let's get small

the good shit

i call it pot

http://hotkai.hp.infoseek.co.jp/allkaidora2/f15.jpg
"You're on the pot!"

marijauna, weed, pot

cigaweeeed

dro

swazi

swayze

my friends from London put tabacco with the weed when they rolled a joint. is this a common practice in the UK?

russell
bronson
noris
van damme

xpost

no you should not put tobacco in yr weed

i wasn't down with it but it seemed all the rage to them

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lookin for some art bell, who got the hookup???

It's pretty common amongst Europeans, carne asada. I don't mind tobacco with hash but it's wasted on <i>l'herbe</i>.

my friends from London put tabacco with the weed when they rolled a joint. is this a common practice in the UK?

-- carne asada, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:26 PM

the only thing i want in my weed is more weed

i have heard arguments from both sides on the tobacco-in-weed issue but i just did not grow up like that and also most tobacco is pretty gross tasting esp if you've got nice weed!

tobacco in joints --> spliffs

a pretty euro practice, i guess? i don't like it myself but it can be useful if you're trying to stretch resources

yeah its totally a Euro-carryover (and a practice that makes way more sense with hash) - personally I can't stand it, way too harsh.

oh i forgot that i sometimes say
reefer

and someone was telling me yesterday that if you smoke weed, even just one toke, you will sweat less! i think this is kind of true! it is an autonomic nervous system response or something

rrrob, do you say "kron" or is that an ontario thing?

I mix with tobacco when rolling joints. If the weed is strong, a whole joint of it is a waste. And I already have the tobacco anyway...

(i have been not smoking lately :/ and it has been hot and i have been sweaty. soo...)

i have never said 'kron'!

see, this is why everyone just needs a pipe - efficiency!
xpost

If it's low-grade leafy shit weed, then yeah, go for it, roll up a couple dozen.

xpost Yes a pipe is the way to go. Nothing fancy. Bongs are also wasteful beyond a modest size.

vapezilla

back in the day i used Tron. Then we called it Tr3vor O'N3ill (obscured in case that's some dude's real name) because TRON was way too sketch, and TR from Trevor + ON from the other part.

We would sometimes cut it w/ t'backy for smoother burning and better efficiency. And we were Canadian thru + thru.

Since then I gave up THE KUSH and my docta put me on Ritalin and life is like 42 times better.

Dub
Refreshments

xxpost
those vaporizers are weird. where's the smoke?

Oh, and if we were having a "tron" (interchangeable phrase for the plant, the bud, or the J), we were "Galving" it.

I'm gonna go galve-a-tron.

weed + ritalin is like my entire junior year of college

haha boys
i think my brother has like 76 names for it / refs to partaking in it

xpost

the weed counterbalances the ritalin nicely

I usually call it "Where did $MISSINGFRIEND go? Oh hi there you are. Hi, pay attention, what is wrong with y--oh."

the weed counterbalances the ritalin nicely

i find they counteract each other and i might as well be on neither. i like me more on the ritalins though!

Dr. Morbius

my friend made me this case for my pipe, both of which she gave me as a christmas present yaay :)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1431/577412877_a11eff3ced.jpg

gotta take care yr things

Re your awesome brown knit case:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ama/lowres/aman98l.jpg

i broke my pipe not long ago and haven't the funds to replace it

haha yeah :)
xpost
:(

THATS WHY THE GOOD JESUS INVENTED APPLES

xpost

laurel plz explain what that has to do with crochet

it looks like a whale face!
and it is knittteded not crocheteted

anyway
reefer

I reefer you to rrrobyn's post on my behalf.

SKINTEE

I don't recommend tobacco mixing for anyone who doesn't already smoke it, and it does necessitate making a filter (we always used rolled up sections of metro tickets in Paris), and I even kind of prefer my weed straight in a proud Californian way, but if the stuff's really stony, a little nicotine perks one up, I find. Quando sei a Roma, vivi come i romani.

Where do they say 'bammer'?

(or "skints")

xxp

ned

-- boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, March 6, 2003 10:30 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^I AM GOING TO USE THIS

how can you call weed 'blunts' or 'dro'?? thats like calling pens 'bics' or 'india ink'.

i wish i called it reefer but i dont.

oh i have also heard
chemo-weed
re: govt-subsidized weed that some people get for med issues

THATS WHY THE GOOD JESUS INVENTED APPLES

somebody needs to do a spoof of the Kirk Cameron/banana/intelligent design clip.

it looks like a whale face!

you guys are trippin

Aren't 'blunts' when you stuff one of those dime-store, nasty cigars with herb?

Not I, said the cat. xp

Michael - yes

Does NED RAGGETT smoke weed?

that is why it is funny

yeah a blunt is a swisher sweet with the tobacco replaced with weed.

i had a substitute teacher in high school once who used the phrase 'smoked him like a swisher sweet'. it was awesome.

If the weed is strong, a whole joint of it is a waste.

yes. also, sometimes shit is too fresh and won't burn when rolled up, so the tobacco keeps it lit. also the high is more intense.

Michael - yes

Why not just eat a brownie made with broken glass and sand, while you're at it? Those things are exceedingly harsh.

xpost yeah in the olden days we chased a bowl with cigarettes or bidis(remember them?) to enhance the high and it worked

yeah they are totally harsh and its only worth doing if you have a bunch of shitty mexi-weed or something.

oh and i call it bud 90% of the time.

there are a lot of pussies on this thread

i bought a new bat today that actually cleans itself out when you push in the end

i guess you have to see it to understand, but whoever invented it is a fricken genius

When not referring to a specific strain, I would use nugs or herb.

Also, with regard to blunts, my friends and I used to just get entire tobacco leaves (called "Fronta Blunts")and roll up an ounce or more with extra goodies thrown in. It's a good way to ruin your lungs.

everyone i know who has never smoked calls it 'pot.'

no one i know who smokes calls it pot.

i have called it a lot of things, but primarily "weed" or "green"

and blunts are the way to go, yankees.

get civilized

RONG

xpost to cutty: holy shit really? I want one.

I call it w33d on teh internets.

oh dudes i have owned many a pipe and bong and bubbler etc (emph on the "have owned")

nothing can match a swisha for me.

Taste the treat, not the cheat, dude.

i have never once smoked a 'blunt'!
and i am from BC! i don't run in those crowds i guess

i am also pro vaporization

i smoke way too much pot and i call it pot all the time

This reminded me of an awesome crazy guy I used to work with and his crazy weed lexicon. Some examples that I haven't yet smoked out of my memory...

marouelli (after NHL referee Dan Marouelli)
smog
schmog
lil'buddy
budwig
hits
dabs
dabbers

i have never once smoked a 'blunt'!
and i am from BC! i don't run in those crowds i guess

-- rrrobyn, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 10:35 PM

i was about to say 'black people love hoos' then thought better of it.

I am also a firm believer (and I believe I have stated this elsewhere on ilx) in eating before you smoke, so's to prevent munchies and consequent buzzkill from filling your belly.

I suppose I might be considered an unorthodox stoner, but I believe that I'm actually a strict fundamentalist.

Wait, Dan, if I start smoking will it help me forget the terms on that list? Because whoah that is some help-it's-eating-my-brain stuff right there.

lolz @ li'l buddy

maybe the only time i've ever agreed with oilyrags

I pretty much always mix my weed with a little tobacco, and I smoke cones not spliffs. But thats just how I was introduced to it, and it's pretty common down this way. Makes the weed last longer y'dig?

Got me onto smoking cigs though, grr.

'pot' is how they would refer to it on different strokes or something, i'm way too with it for that

anyone who thinks calling pot "pot" is "wrong" is missing the "point"

bhang, charas

Oh, I just remembered!

Sometimes, to honor Schooly D and his ilk I call it "Cheeba."

Ooo! I forgot "dank." Dank works all on it's own, or as an adjective: "dank nugs."

In the Phish parking lot days, it was frequently referred to as "headies," which I thought was pretty dumb.

Sometimes I call it choof. I think that's a really bogany aussie term.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

haha max weed xpost

i gotta start calling it "grass" more, that's totally joni mitchell

When I used to smoke it, 'some other shit' ('draw').

I wonder if there are more weed smokers than actual smokers on ilx? I'd be curious to find out (lol poll rite)

cannabis

i was gon say, wtf @ all the smokers on ilx.

who knew etc

i call it pot all the time, had no idea that that was herb-ish

(haha)

Got me onto smoking cigs though, grr.

This happened to me too Trayce, grr indeed. And I've even given up the worthwhile stuff now because of mad apathy and paranoia.

weed keeps foolin me -- sometimes i'll get all excited to smoke, get high, and then realize that wait this isn't what i wanted to do right now at all

c.f. booze, as well, if we're being honest

god i'm such a doofus, i meant to say "MAD LIFTED" instead of "get high," srsly guys, I swear I'm cool

grass is grass. the shitey resin i spent many years caning was usually hash. or -- yes -- dope.

at school it was "biff", which i still think is the best one ever. that mutated into "beef" (we had a thing about long vowel sounds) and, wonderfully, into "beef sandwich" and then just "sandwich", which made lunchtime fun, viz "when i've had this sandwich, i'm off for a sandwich".

Hahaha.

I really enjoy it way too much. I'm probably lucky it isnt that easy for me to get. I think the drought here is really fucking shit up.

usually "weed"

sometimes "reefer"

sometimes "marihuana" (carefully enunciated with a very prominent "h" sound)

but usually just "weed"

PS nothing grosses me out more than people who say "hoot"

"erb"

Herb.

http://blueopossum.homestead.com/files/Tarlek.jpg

Ha!

"Yo, man, can I get an ounce of Tarlek?"

ooh... I like it. Such is the birth of slang.

Also, according to Wikipedia Herb Tarlek's middle name was Ruggles, same as Thomas Pynchon!

As far as I'm concerned, this proves Frank Bonner wrote Gravity's Rainbow.

There are many WKRP varietals. Tarlek is known for making you see crazy mismatched patterns. Johnny Fever is classic stoner stuff, and you will likely play classic rock after smoking it. Nessman is schwag.

weird, I'm reading The Crying of Lot 49 right now

Vanus Flytrap makes you feel alllllll sexy-like.

A quarter of Bailey will have you on that understated, intellectual buzz for at least a week.

Dudes should stay away from the Jennifer, because it can give you boobs.

gimme a pinch of the pynchon

The Travis is mellooooowww, with a little twang to it. Willie Nelson smokes it.

Carlson makes you paranoid. Avoid.

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan...

o wait.

somebody should call it Dalek

if kenan smokes, i quit

I don't do it too often anymore. Used to every day, but no longer. Maybe we can work it out that we're never smoking at the same time.

also, what about my comments on this thread would lead you to believe I DON'T smoke pot?

wo ist der kind?

good 2 know ur asshattery is not due to being under the influence but from being sober ;)

ok thnx

my asshattery is usually alcohol, as a large percentage of asshattery is.

hey elmo, my dealer uses that term, too. "hey you around? i just need a slice of the deluxe." very funny phone conversations.

i call it weed. i also call it 'the MJ.' or 'crippy.'

what about getting high? i usually say 'let's get high' or whatever, but i've also used:
- 'getting booted'
- 'getting blizzy'
- 'getting criptastic'
- 'going to the top'

i smoke a lot, tho.

'get lifted'
'smoke up'
'stop by the mile high club'
'get cloudy'
'puff one'

note i have never actually said 'stop by the mile high club'

zooted

if big hoos passed me a joint i would refuse

u mean

i would get mad lifted with the steendriver

am0n what is your asshattery due to? or is it such an essential and longstanding part of you that it's impossible to determine?

hot stewardess: hey, wanna join the mile high club? ;)
HOOS: shucks ma'am thanx but i don't smoke!
hot stewardess: wha? (lol virgin)

due to me h8ing u, granny sock puppet

people who hate as much and as often as you, almost always are unhappy with their lives and themselves. you is a sad man.

if big hoos passed me a joint i would refuse

I dunno, if he asked me to join the mile high club, I might buy him a plane ticket. Then again, I've never met him, and that might be awkward.

loooooooool :` (

I CALL IT YOU FUCKER WHERE ARE U I NEED U

i call it marijuana pot weed. and it's "smoking drugs" as in "hey you wanna go over by the dumpsters behind the VONS and smoke some illegal drugs"

"yeah man sure why not that sounds like a real gas"

doep

also it's 'colombian'

http://www.cannabisculture.com/uploads/545733-FREEDOMtorn.gif

http://www.cannabisculture.com/uploads/538505-pottextrotate.gif

you are an experienced, self-assured smoker of authentic marijuana who also incidentally is conversant with airborne sexual relations; we all bow in your general direction

I call it "weed" on my new album, but I probably call it "pot" more often in real life.

some other shit (specify)

Specify when you call it shit? Cause, sometimes that's what we call it.
But mostly weed/marijuana.

cheeba

DOOBIE

I CALL IT YOU FUCKER WHERE ARE U I NEED U

lolol OTM.

"friend"

what about getting high? i usually say 'let's get high' or whatever, but i've also used:
- 'getting booted'
- 'getting blizzy'
- 'getting criptastic'
- 'going to the top'

zooted

you are an experienced, self-assured smoker of authentic marijuana who also incidentally is conversant with airborne sexual relations; we all bow in your general direction

you are kind of an ass

I call it dope. LOL I am old.

Also WTf "Bammer"? New one on me (LOL I am old...)

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1181outcome1.jpg

you are kind of an ass

And that's why you love gabbneb. wink wink nudge nudge

I feel like I do this thread once a month, every month, whether I'm on ILX or not. I'll leave it to the caners to work out variants. So, in alphabetical order:

blim, blimmage, can'o'bees, cheeb, dope, doobs, dubage, green, pepe, jazzbac, Madge, P-O-T pot, rocky, solids, sump'n-sump'n, THC, weed, widow, zoot.

'un joint' pronounced in Franglais.

gabbneb give me hyperlinks to nearest weed spots ya goob

Ding or green. Green obv only referring to grass, ding being resin.

I've been hearing resin referred to more often as 'council-brown', bizarre term.

in glasgow, when i was living there, it was referred to as "hash" regardless of whether or not it was actually hash

Brown means something else too...

TH, did they pronounce it 'heesh'? I have heard heesh in Scotland. I also forgot bogie, chingy, greenage and whackback.

you are kind of an ass

well duh, but at least i'm good at it. (also, my honoraria was bestowed upon am0n, not you. even a cursory reading of foucault should have told you that.)

I have heard heesh in Scotland

I haven't and I'm Scottish.

"Joss Ackand's Spunky Backpack"

Um, granted I'm not a Scot, but 'heesh' is all from Leith men of a certain vintage.

weed
weedman
dope
dopesack

and someone was telling me yesterday that if you smoke weed, even just one toke, you will sweat less! i think this is kind of true! it is an autonomic nervous system response or something

I went for a hike yesterday and smoked on this rock that hung out over the river and then hiking back up I was thinking I was actually sweating MORE wtf, but I realized after about 30 minutes that it was probably more likely because this time I was going UPhill.

i would get mad lifted with the steendriver

-- max, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:13 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yea muthfuckas
I figured you run, I figured you run, when I pull
Triggas to guns, that triggas to guns P.A. fool
A nigga named Bun, a nigga named Bun, no more sun, no more shine
Say hello to the nine milly (Buck!) millameter (Buck! Buck!)
Money tight glock, bustin them shots
when I break yo ass off somethin hot
Niggas steady catchin lead to the head, I never aim for the chest
Muthafuckas sportin bulletproof vests
So I guess, when I start blastin, niggas start passin away
Dearly beloved, I had yo ass gathered today
So I can lay you hoes in a line, draw you to a square
Put them hands on yo ass, and bail on out
Pass the pen, Pimp C and Bird, I take the blunt
Now surprise, surprise
I'm gettin chinese eyes
In this bitch here's a switch
I might slang, bang then bail and burn
Scope mean now its the return of the trill ass niggas

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

weed prevails

i have heard use of the slice of pizza routine before back in providence, ri. i still sometimes call it "pizza you can smoke" as a result.

i use weed a lot, though i tend to use "reefer" more often. but not surprised that there isn't as much "reefer love" here -- that term is kind of REAL old-school (as in 1930s).

I call it daddy, heh heh heh

i would get mad lifted with the steendriver

― max, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:13 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYs3ttE2VFA

I always called it weed or hash until I had a girlfriend who called it "pot" and I just thought it was so cute I've called it "pot" ever since. Makes me think of Reefer Madness.

Yeah I had a girlfriend once who called it "bathtub meth." She's dead now.

I CALL IT YOU FUCKER WHERE ARE U I NEED U

― jergïns, Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:00 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

LOOOL

Uncharacteristically been wanting to get ripped lately. Kinda need to wait until I'm gainfully employed and not anticipating a drug screening, but looking forward to it.

Herb

pot is the best name by far

and yes i would still like to get lifted with hoos

becoming more partial to "grass" as time goes on.

hippie

Haven't heard 'draw' for a while, does anyone still call it that?

Scousers I assume.

It was the default term in London maybe fifteen years ago.