World Wrestling Entertainment is deeply saddened to report that today Chris Benoit and his family were found dead in their home. There are no further details at this time, other than the Benoit family residence is currently being investigated by local authorities.
Don't know what to say yet. Shocked.
― alex in montreal, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
fuckin' terrible. rip l'il dude.
― hstencil, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
uh waht
― HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)
was just coming here to start this. one of my favorite wrestlers, RIP.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
what??
― rrrobyn, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.wrestlingobserver.com/wo/news/headlines/default.asp?aID=20000
Benoit family found dead
The WWE just told its talent and released on its web site that Chris Benoit was found dead by Atlanta police.
Benoit, wife Nancy aka Woman and son Daniel were all found dead. We have no other details at this moment. It is believed that Chris Benoit's two other children were in Canada.
All plans for Raw tonight have been scrapped and they will do a show on the life of Benoit.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
You know why I watch wrestling long after I stopped being a kid? Because once in a blue moon, we got genuine real emotion out of it, like watching a movie or listening to a song that means something to you. The last moment I've experienced was Benoit winning at WM20 and Guerrero coming to the ring to hug him, that despite all the years of political bullshit and being told that they were too small and too bland, they finished the biggest night in the pro wrestling calendar on top.
― alex in montreal, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
He missed last nights PPV (he was supposed to fight C.M. Punk for the ECW belt) and nobody knew what was up.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
:( haven't watched wrestling avidly for a good few years but he was a consistent fave entertainer oh man :(
― rrrobyn, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
his flying headbutt was nutz. great wrassler
― hstencil, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
WHAT!?!
i can't believe this.
jesus christ.
the way they coded his thumb-across-the-throat into WCW/NWO Revenge was awesome, and he was one of the reasons that game ruled.
fuck.
― kingfish, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
Is any reputable news organization reporting this? All the links are to wrestling pages and I figure the AP would notice a triple death of a even a minor celeb?
― Alex in SF, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)
Someone wrote "This event could be a worked wrestling angle." on wiki but what the hell would be the point? Faking Vince's death is one thing, but Benoit wasn't involved in any big angles beyond having just been drafted to ECW.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
and afaik Wrestling Observer doesn't report worked stuff as real, they've been bitching about how stupid the Vince death angle is since it happened.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)
I would say that after Eddy, there's no way they'd pull some bullshit like this, but you really never know with these guys.
― kingfish, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
the AP would notice a triple death of a even a minor celeb?
i figure atlanta local news would mention a triple death.
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)
here's what the newsfeeds are saying.
No legit confirmation, yet.
― kingfish, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah the fact that we even have to question this really fucking sucks.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
this takes a while for newswires to get confirmation, as well. yesterday i heard about rod beck's death like 4 hours before ap reported it.
i hope there's not a third likable celebrity sportsman about to die. x____x
― hstencil, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
IMO if this is for real they just cancel the Vince angle and have McMahon come out and apologize for the whole thing, including virtually ignoring Sensational Sherrie's death but that would be giving him too much credit probably.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=a76b6326-1f90-4539-988e-cf4eb2b8cd7f
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
MORE DETAILS ON DEATH OF CHRIS BENOIT & FAMILY By: Bob Ryder 6/25/2007 6:36:57 PM
Details remain very sketchy regarding the tragic news today that Chris Benoit and his family were found dead at their Atlanta area home.
Benoit had been scheduled to appear on a WWE house show on Saturday. Sources tell us Benoit called to first say he would be taking a later flight, and then to say he would not be attending the house show due to a family illness. According to one source, Benoit said both his wife and son were throwing up blood and he needed to stay to take care of them.
At last night's Vengeance pay-per-view, Benoit was replaced in his match by Johnny Nitro.
No other details are available at this time and police are on the scene at the Benoit residence investigating.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
Jesus, that just sucks.
― J, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
That sounds unbelieveably weird.
― Alex in SF, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
:/ RIP.
― jim, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)
ebola
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)
wtf: sensational sherri died TOO? jesus.
― kingfish, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)
RIP. I never really liked wrestling much, but as a child, I watched it...at the time, he was probably my favorite. :(
― Tape Store, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)
RAW starts early tonight so we'll see what's up in about 20 minutes.
x-post yeah kingfish, Sherri died a couple weeks ago and people were pissed they were doing the fake Vince tributes instead of talking about her.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)
Good grief -- I don't follow wrestling at all but if this was some crazy virus or something, Jesus. What a horror.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)
wtf
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
VINCE IS ON RAW, GOOD MAN
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
No cable, will have to wait to watch it thru the usual means.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)
he was crying guys, this is real
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)
there's no audience in the arena either, show was cancelled.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)
RIP :(
it kind of makes the whole vince's death thing seem even more stupid than it already does doesn't it
― ken c, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13567642/detail.html?rss=atl&psp=news
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)
R.I.P.
:(
I haven't watched wrestling in a full decade now, but man... Benoit was always a favorite and a sure-fire reason to tune in when he was scheduled to appear. This is so unbelievably sad.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)
I dont know anything about wrestling but the circs around these deaths is mighty creepyweird. Vomiting blood and sudden deaths?
― Trayce, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)
wow.
rip chris & family.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)
sadface.
― Dy, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)
from the AJC, nothing really new, but how classy is this line:
Officials would not say how the family died, other than to say they weren't shot to death.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)
the Benoit vs. Malenko match they're showing now is pure awesomeness. what a loss.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)
One of Chris' first tag-team partners died last month, as well.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)
for some reason the wikipedia page on pro wrestlers has this bizarre paragraph on benoit right in the middle:
The WWE community was struck with tragedy on June 25, 2007, as Benoit was found dead in his home with his wife, Nancy and his son, Daniel. Autopsy results revealed prior heroin abuse, which may have resulted in what some theorize was a suicide/murder. Among other controversy, the charred remains of child pornography were found among Benoit's possessions after his house was investigated.
― max, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)
seems to be gone already, and weird cranks coming out of the woodwork and writing shit like that on wikipedia are the reason his main article's been locked for the time being. I haven't seen anything of the sort anywhere else.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)
Sadly these highlight clips they're showing on RAW have probably been the best matches its seen in some time. The Road Wild match versus Malenko brought back some good memories.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)
Yah I like those outdoor matches, and Woman was in his corner and involved in the finish, so it was a good match to show.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)
oh wow they just showed a masked Japanese match against Jushin Liger
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)
What What WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)
I know, Estie :( I am seriously bummed out about this.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)
I know that wrestling deaths are unfortunately like clockwork (as Sherri's death recently proved) but this is something else. I am totally in shock right now.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)
it's because HE WAS THE BEST WRESTLER OF IN EVER man
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)
Easily one of the best, yeah.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)
And Woman is dead too. And one of their kids. Fuck.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)
The last moment I've experienced was Benoit winning at WM20 and Guerrero coming to the ring to hug him, that despite all the years of political bullshit and being told that they were too small and too bland, they finished the biggest night in the pro wrestling calendar on top.
They are showing this match at the end of RAW tonight, jsyn
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
*JSYK*, gah I can't even make internet shorthand at the moment
wow. he was an artist. m.
― msp, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)
seems to be gone already, and weird cranks coming out of the woodwork and writing shit like that on wikipedia are the reason his main article's been locked for the time being. I haven't seen anything of the sort anywhere else.-- marmotwolof, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 1:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
-- marmotwolof, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 1:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070626/ap_on_re_us/wrestler_dead
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
(obv not the heroin and child porn stuff, but the murder-suicide speculation)
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)
well yeah that's what I meant. suicide pact was the first thing that occurred to me.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)
Uh oh:
http://www.abcnews.go.com/Sports/Story?id=3315501&page=1
Wrestling star Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and their 7-year-old son, Daniel, were found dead in their suburban Atlanta home Monday. The deaths are being investigated as a possible suicide and double homicide, authorities told ABC News.
Lt. Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department told ABC News that Benoit had missed several appointments over the weekend, leading concerned parties to ask police to do a "welfare check." When sheriffs arrived at the Benoits' home, they found the wrestler, his wife and their son dead.
There were no signs of gunshot wounds or stabbing, according to Pope. Authorities are not ruling out other causes, such as poisoning, suffocation or strangulation. Pope told ABC News that his department is looking at this situation as a "possible double murder, suicide."
Pope said "the instruments of death were located on scene," but he would not specify what those instruments are or where in the house the bodies were found. Pope added the department is "not actively searching for any suspects outside of the house...
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)
That's not exactly a pact.
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)
D: D: D:
Worst news I've heard in long time, and I haven't been following Benoit or any wrestling for that matter for months. RIP my favorite wrestler, I loved your missing tooth.
― Leee, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)
I'd be getting drunk now if I weren't a teetotaler.
― Leee, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)
Oh dear.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)
No, but the details we're getting don't add up exactly. If Woman and his kid died over the weekend and Benoit today, and if it's true that they were throwing up blood on Saturday and were not shot or stabbed...perhaps either his wife poisoned herself and the kid then (or he did it to them) and it took him until today to make a decision about himself. It's hard to say.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)
THis might get pretty grisly, pretty quick:
WWE.com
Benoit's death part of a double murder-suicide Written: June 25, 2007
According to lead investigator Lt. Tommy Pope, of the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department, in Fayetteville, Ga., the deaths of WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, wife Nancy and son Daniel were the result of a double murder-suicide, WWE.com has learned.
Benoit failed to appear both at Saturday’s live event in Beaumont, Tx., and WWE’s Vengeance: Night of Champions in Houston Sunday night, after informing WWE of a family emergency. Several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning prompted concerned friends to alert Richard Hering, VP of Government Relations for WWE, Inc. Hering, in turn, spoke with Fayette County sheriffs Monday, and requested that they respond to the Benoit residence to check on him and his family.
Authorities representing the Sheriff’s Department initially had a difficult time entering Benoit’s new Fayetteville home Monday afternoon, which had been guarded by two large German Shepherds roaming freely around the property. Once authorities entered the residence, they quickly located the bodies of Benoit, Nancy and Daniel. WWE was notified of the discovery at approximately 4 p.m.
At 10 p.m. Monday night, Lt. Pope held a press conference in conjunction with Scott Ballard, the district attorney for Fayette County. The press conference officially ruled authorities’ findings as a double murder-suicide from within the home.
WAGA, a FOX-owned and operated television station in Atlanta, reported that investigators believe Benoit killed his wife and 7-year-old son over the weekend, then himself on Monday.
The three bodies have been received by the Georgia Bureau of Investigation’s crime lab, in Decatur, Ga., where autopsies will be performed Tuesday morning. Toxicology reports will not become available for at least two weeks.
WWE.com has further information relating to both the investigation and the cause of death, but the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department has requested that WWE.com not release any additional details at this time.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)
The hardest thing in all this is to reconcile the fact that he was my favourite wrestler and someone I respected with the possibility that he did kill his wife and kid. For all the tributes and tears poured for Chris Benoit in the upcoming weeks in the wrestling world, it will be difficult to forget (if indeed it is true) that a murderer is being honoured. How do you add up a lifetime of achievements with a final unspeakable act? I don't know.
― alex in montreal, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)
OMG!
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, this is getting fucked up. Word is leaking out about where they found the bodies, etc. I'm wondering at what point even Vince will have to say, "okay, this is fucked up, we're changing how we're doing business," or will that have to wait until Shane takes over the company? I mean, all these wrestlers are dying over the past few years, either by their own hand or what they had to do to their bodies to succeed. I wonder if Eddy's death finally made him re-examine his steroids policy, and who he pushed, but i doubt it.
One of the horrifying things about all this is what these guys do to their lives and their bodies in order to entertain dorks like me. I hope that guys like La Parka and Hijo de Santo are taking care of themselves.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 05:54 (eighteen years ago)
Not to change the topic, but Kingfish/others, do you like Lucha Libre? If so, check out Super Amigos. It's a doc about wrestlers using entertainment to do great things...
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d165/HarpoGarza/chrisbenoit1.jpg
― cankles, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)
I like how some ppl are trying to spin it from Chris Benoit: Dude who murdered his family to Chirs Benoit: Angel of Mercy.
― cankles, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 06:44 (eighteen years ago)
<I>The hardest thing in all this is to reconcile the fact that he was my favourite wrestler and someone I respected with the possibility that he did kill his wife and kid. For all the tributes and tears poured for Chris Benoit in the upcoming weeks in the wrestling world, it will be difficult to forget (if indeed it is true) that a murderer is being honoured. How do you add up a lifetime of achievements with a final unspeakable act? I don't kn</I>
In these cases, it's sheer desperation. (God, how crap does that sound?) Of course I don't know the exact reasoning behind his acts (if he indeed killed his wife and kid.) but I suspect it wasn't really joy and happiness prompting to kill him, just the inability to realize there was life after a confrontation with his wife. I have heard that in these cases, a guy usually thinks his wife and children can't *survive* without him. So they drag everyone (in the family) with them. Or maybe he just couldn't picture a life without them.
What I mean is, one act, no matter what, can't wipe out his successes, I think. The guy was a good wrestler and this doesn't change it.
Probably doesn't make sense, but I'm trying.
― nathalie, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 07:35 (eighteen years ago)
wtf is that cankles xxpost
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 07:38 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.search.com/thumb/f/fb/Benoit_and_Guerrero_celebrate_at_WrestleMania_XX.jpg/250px-Benoit_and_Guerrero_celebrate_at_WrestleMania_XX.jpg
This seems a _LONG_ time ago now.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 08:38 (eighteen years ago)
And yeah, I'm kinda too much in shock to write anything coherent here about this right now.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 08:39 (eighteen years ago)
Meltzer says:
Sources in the Fayette County Police Department are now working under the theory that Chris Benoit killed Nancy on Saturday, son Daniel on Sunday, and then killed himself earlier today.
Benoit was found dead in his weight room. Nancy was found dead in the lving room. Daniel was found dead in his bedroom, accordig t an unnamed source in the department.
Lt. Tommy Pope told ABC News "the instruments of death were located on the scene," but didn't specify what those were or where they were found. Pope said the department was not actively searching for any suspects outside the house.
Look, wrestling is a scummy business and this isn't going to change a single thing about it. There's my reasoned response.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 08:43 (eighteen years ago)
couple more Meltzer posts since that:
The WWE web site reported that Chris Benoit sent some curious text messages early Sunday morning, which concerned friends to alert Richard Hering, WWE's VP of Government Relations to call Fayette County sheriffs on Monday to check the residence.
Benoit sent the text messages to Chavo Guerrero, one of his close friends.
The story said WWE officials learned of Benoit's death at 4 p.m. from the local authorities. They gathered the wrestlers to the ring area where they were told only of the deaths of Benoit, wife Nancy and son Daniel. They were told the live show was being canceled.
WWE will go on with regular programming tomorrow in San Antonio, with Raw & ECW tapings not based on either a tribute to Chris Benoit or continuing the Vince McMahon angle.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)
WWE isn't looking too good right now after broadcasting a "tribute" to guy that people are now know murdered his family.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 09:42 (eighteen years ago)
OK, that last post didn't make much sense...
WWE isn't looking too good right now after broadcasting a "tribute" to a guy that people now know murdered his family.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)
No matter what? So I tell my 7 year old son one of his heroes murdered his 7 year old son but "don't forget how great he was at Wrestlemania! Killing a kid your age can never take that away from him"?
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 09:48 (eighteen years ago)
xspot
Yeah, but what do you do in circumstances like that. You've got to fill the airtime somehow - how were they to know?
― mitya, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 09:49 (eighteen years ago)
WWE is so fucked right now. They got lucky with the Eddie thing, they got lucky that Kurt didn't drop dead on their watch, this is where they take the hit.
Google news has this as the fourth most reported story in the world right now.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)
(xpost)
I'm not blaming WWE. They didn't know the full story at the time and there wasn't anything else they could do.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:00 (eighteen years ago)
Onimo, so his success as a wrestler should be *erased* because of what he did? Of course the murder is wrong (and the suicide) but that doesn't mean you should forget he was a good wrestler.
― nathalie, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)
Also, I'm sorry but I wasn't talking to a 7 year old.
― nathalie, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:04 (eighteen years ago)
In Nathalie's defence, people still show love to Jimmy Snuka, who's probably the only person to have topped this.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:05 (eighteen years ago)
-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 09:52 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
This is pretty incredible. I'm no wrestling fan and up until to-day had only vaguely heard of this man. I never realised it was such a big sport.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)
I didn't say anything should be erased, but the life of a child killer isn't generally to be celebrated.
I can still like a Gary Glitter song even if he turned out to be a fucking deviant but he isn't getting any RIP messages from me when he dies, and neither will this murdering fuck.
wrestling is a scummy business and this isn't going to change a single thing about it
Dom OTM, sadly.
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)
was wondering how long it would take for someone to mention Snuka, now there's a guy...and he just wrestled on Sunday's PPV!
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:08 (eighteen years ago)
All true, but we have no idea of the circumstances (do we?). Someone who kills while insane for instance would probably illicit a different response.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)
The more I read the weirder this world seems...here's something you don't read in the sports pages very often...WWE’s creative team re-write the planned Chris Benoit vs CM Punk ECW World Title match. With Benoit scheduled to win the ECW title, creative agree on having Johnny Nitro take his place and beat Punk for the title.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)
True, but there's a bit of me that says no-one in their right mind kills their children so we'd have to accept insanity pleas from anyone who does this.
xpost
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)
Roddy Piper did an interview recently where he talked about how depression was really common in wrestlers, especially guys who worked the Japanese or Southern styles and thus took a lot of head trauma. He actually mentioned Benoit as an example of someone with this "sickness".
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)
xp Agreed
For someone new to this, this all seems truly bizarre.
WWE: RECAP OF WWE’S CHRIS BENOIT TRIBUTE SHOW
Michael Cole and JBL said that Benoit being quiet didn’t mean he didn’t have emotion. JBL alluded to Benoit kicking people out of the locker room for not having respect. HHH was next, and said that it’s tough to sum up Benoit’s life in a few moments. He said Benoit was about respect, and told a story about Benoit teaching a lesson to someone who disrespected Shawn Michaels. HHH said there is no one in the world he respected more than Benoit. They ended the show with Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. HHH from WrestleMania XX.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:18 (eighteen years ago)
And the amount of steroids he took just so he could be a WWE main eventer doesn't even bare thinking about, let alone the roid rage that would occur from all that.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:23 (eighteen years ago)
Plus, y'know, what's the point of stealing Kevin Sullivan's wife if you're then going to just kill her?
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:28 (eighteen years ago)
Lucky I've got wikipedia on hand to make sense of all these references.
Once Sullivan sent Pillman packing, the Dungeon and the Horsemen rejoined forces to get rid of Hulk Hogan and his friends. They brought in The Giant, Maxx Muscle and Big Bubba Rogers to help. They even formed the Alliance To End Hulkamania with the Horsemen in a failed attempt to do so. When they couldn't get the job done, Sullivan and Chris Benoit of the Horsemen picked up where Pillman left off and started a feud. This was a brutal feud and lasted over a year. Benoit stole Sullivan's real life wife Woman from him onscreen and ironically, in real life, too. Sullivan brought in Jacquelyn to help him and also added Konnan to the Dungeon.
Ok, maybe 'sense' isn't the right word.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)
Her wrestling name was Woman?
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)
yah man we mentioned that like three times already
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)
plus hahaha dom you are a bad man
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)
This is completely insane and incomprehensible
Benoit definitely did a lot more extreme type of stuff due to his time in Japan, but it's hard to imagine how any head injury could lead to this
I don't know what else to say
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:40 (eighteen years ago)
Dearest WWE, please forget that the dude's a murderer and replay Radicalz and HHH vs The Rock, Mankind, Rikishi and 2Cool from early 2000 Raw. kthxbai
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:44 (eighteen years ago)
If its true he killed his wife then waited over a day and killed his son and THEN himself, something was VERY fucked up, cause thats not heat of the moment roid rage. This is pretty bizarre, and again I know nothing about the WWE environs.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:44 (eighteen years ago)
Dearest WWE, just play old matches from now on. You're done, right? Nobody really likes John Cena.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)
John Cena vs Umaga > Benoit vs Liger.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:47 (eighteen years ago)
You remember when Princess Di died the commentators on the funeral were all "And here comes the Queen Mother, attending a funeral she must have never imagined she'd go to"? That must be how Dynamite Kid feels right now.
-- marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:35 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Yeah, I think I must have just skipped over those before assuming that it was some kind of weird wrestlerfan talk meaning "wife".
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)
Nearly 400 different "Chris Benoit RIP" groups on Facebook already.
It's kind of hard to explain the wrestling industry to an outsider, it's basically the equivalent of the scummiest, gonzoist porn, and the wrestlers are the girls being raped day in day out.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:53 (eighteen years ago)
I just hope he didn't do that thumb across the throat thing before he did it :-(
― ken c, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:55 (eighteen years ago)
Preliminary timeline has something to the effect of:
1) Went home, possibly to deal with what he told the office was a "family emergency", possibly because he just vanished 2) Killed his wife and son, not by gunshot so possibly by beating them to death 3) Spent at least 24 hours still in the house 4) Text messaged WWE personel, including Chavo Guerrero, to say that his wife and son were "coughing up blood" so he needed to look after them 5) He then kills himself, again not by gunshot (overdose?) in his weight room. Possibly surrounding by burned paper, which possibly is child pornography 6) Police discover him around 5-10 hours later.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:57 (eighteen years ago)
lol
Dean Malenko has to be updating his life insurance around now, right?
Sometimes literally.
And we haven't mentioned the shitting in people's gym bags yet.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)
So when it comes to the worst people in wrestling, Benoit is above or below Antonio Pena and Fritz Von Erich?
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)
Well that Benoit/Liger match didn't seem that hot, it was just cool to see him in the mask. I assume you mean the Royal Rumble match I haven't seen. xxxxx-post
Yeah don't worry Ned. We should link you to that epic wrestling urban legends thread if it still exists...
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:00 (eighteen years ago)
Yes.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:04 (eighteen years ago)
Nobody really likes John Cena.
My kids love John Cena, though not as much as they love Rey Mysterio.
I don't think I'll tell them about the gonzo porn male rape shitting in bags aspects of wrestling till they're at least 10.
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)
It's kind of hard to explain the appeal of the wrestling industry wrestling to an outsider, it's basically the equivalent of the scummiest, gonzoist porn, and the wrestlers are the girls being raped day in day out.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:07 (eighteen years ago)
Wrestling = dance + action movie + soap opera
In basics, at least.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)
Ned the point is about exploitation and lack of control over one's destiny, which is about the industry; comparing wrestling itself with scummy gonzo porn could be a point but you've yet to make it - i certainly don't associate tanaka's powerbombs or muta's green mist with rape
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)
Dom that equation sounds about right
damn the old death valley driver link goes to some anime poll now.
P.S. I am well aware that Cena is in fact massively popular :D
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)
I didn't say anything should be erased, but the life of a child killer isn't generally to be celebrated
Nor that of a person who killed his wife. In that sense you are right.
It's just extremely sad. :-(
I'm not even a wrestling fan. The closest I got to wrestling is reading Barthes' defense of wrestling. heh
― nathalie, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah ok bringing rape and shitting into it is making me a bit WTF guys.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)
Rape and shitting makes pro-wrestling what it is, Trayce.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)
That and the hookers.
Raping and shitting is just scratching the surface of this rather sleazy business.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:23 (eighteen years ago)
-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:11 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Yeah, sorry. I actually meant to get rid of rest of the sentence so that it just said...It's kind of hard to explain the appeal of the wrestling industry wrestling to an outsider..but I got confused with all the formatting - I being dumb.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)
And I've fcked it up again...sigh
so hey im not guna read this whole thread but whats the tally on wwe dudes that have died now from weird sucky situations (not from old age) ??
― chaki, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:39 (eighteen years ago)
Do you _really_ want to know? We're probably talkign at least 40 people here.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)
http://steveswrestling.com/info/obituaries.html
― Lynskey, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)
ok here's the lovely first page of that urban legends thread, Ned: http://web.archive.org/web/20041126020259/http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.php?showtopic=19896
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)
Srsly is this a common thing for WWE? WTF!?
― Trayce, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)
4/12/87 Mike Von Erich Suicide 23 9/12/91 Chris Von Erich Suicide 21 2/18/93 Kerry Von Erich Suicide 33
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)
5/23/99 Owen Hart Fell From The Rafters 34
I have to look this up now.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)
In recent times:
Chris Benoit (murder/suicide) Sensational Sherri (drunk herself to death) Mike Awesome (hung himself) Bam Bam Bigelow (deliberate overdose) Earthquake (cancer whilst broke and working as a shoe store salesman) Johnny Grunge (sleep apena caused by morbid obesity) Eddy Guerrero (heart attack caused by overuse of pain killers to ensure he could keep wrestling, he apparently hadn't slept in the two weeks befoer his death) Chris Candido (staph infection caused when he broke his leg in a match on unclean canvas) Big Boss Man (steroid induced heart attack) Hercules (steroid induced heart attack) Road Warrior Hawk (steroid induced heart attack) Pitbull #2 (suicide pact with wife) Miss Elizabeth (drug overdose, could have been saved if her boyfriend Lex Luger hadn't also been overdosing at the same time) Mr Perfect (steroid induced heart attack)
That's just the past four yaers.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)
You forgot Crash Holly
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:50 (eighteen years ago)
I just got a text from ILX's very own Ferg O'R which reads "Oh god, I thought you were just gonna tell me that Barry Darsow was dead or something. Seriously, fuck this shit". Which kinda sums it up.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)
Crash Holly died in 2002 didn't he? Anyway, he killed himself in Stevie Richards house because of a divorce with his wife.
November 03, according to wikipedia.
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)
I've just hunted down a wrestling forum - the postings are alternating between anger, remorse, rememberance and trying to decide wether to use "In Loving Memory" by Alter Bridge or "My Sacrifice" by Creed for a YouTube tribute.
― Lynskey, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)
I thought Crash Holly choked on his own vomit after having a few refreshments at Stevie's?
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)
From Dom's link:
Kerry Von Erich really had his foot amputated because he thought he could walk across a room on his just-surgically repaired foot for a cheeseburger, thus crushing it.
omg.
Didn't Kerry wrestle on with only one foot for a while, before topping himself?
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)
The DVDVR Forum at each other's throats on this issue is perversely amusing.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)
Yep.
DVDVR's on-going battle between 15-year-old morons and guys who need to valdiate themselves by arguing with 15-year-old morons is always a treat.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)
Can we get the RIP taken out of this topic title, as well? I'm sure at the time it was appropriate, but it's a little creepy now.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)
is my link (actually I think Alan Conceicao was the first to post it on ILX)
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)
Sorry marmotwolf. I've read a few pages and I'm beginning to hope it's all made up.
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 12:05 (eighteen years ago)
5) He then kills himself, again not by gunshot (overdose?) in his weight room. Possibly surrounding by burned paper, which possibly is child pornography
Ok, where is this part being reported? Besides the already deleted wiki entry? This is fucked up enough without rumor and speculation being passed around as fact.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)
Dom basically OTM throughout the thread. Wrestlemania XX is basically ruined now. It feels like a million years ago.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)
AFAIK, wrestler's deaths aren't nearly as common in Japan. I've often thought that was due to the vastly different style of touring over there -- six weeks wrestling a tour, six weeks of break (more or less), rather than the American style of constantly travelling and wrestling 12 months of the year. If American wrestling *really* wants to clean itself up, then the schedules need to change more than anything else. It'll never happen though.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ this
Although there are exceptions to the rule (Shinya Hashimoto, Jumbo Tsruta, Plum Mariko)
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, re WM20. I mean...whatever feeble enthusiasm I could still muster for this stuff post-Guerrero has been totally annihilated now.
I'm pretty much still at the slack-jawed incomprehension stage and I'm not really sure what to expect beyond this, at least Guerrero went in a way where I didn't feel too ridiculous about crying like an infant over it.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)
nobody's perfect and i'm not trying to defend somebody who kills their wife and kid (a likely theory)... but we're all susceptible to insanity. if you've ever known or cared about somebody that flipped out and did the impossible, the unthinkable, you'd realize how even benoit deserves a RIP. (at very least so he won't rise up and give us a double ju-ju'ed, rot-oovered figure four!!)
i'm not trying to wipe his crimes clean... i'm just saying that we're all voyeuristic benefactors of the attention-whore wild men of the world. it doesn't feel quite right to completely abandon and malign the guy.
eh, m.
― msp, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, OTM.
I really wish they'd just not do any TV shows for at least week, though they obviously will. I don't quite trust them to to not exploit this in any way, on their past track record.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, I'd like to think that Randy Orton won't be on RAW in six months, cutting a promo about how Benoit is in hell, but you never know.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)
I mean, it's one thing for them to have a wrestler die and be able to ring the bell ten times, do a tribute to him and carry on, slightly tastelessly, "it's what our fallen comrade would have wanted" way, but how the fuck do they react to something like this? They were running a fake death storyline on RAW and Jonny Nitro's gonna look a bit awkward on ECW carrying a belt an apparent double-murderer was booked to win instead of him, who's gonna feel comfortable watching this shit anytime soon?
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)
I guess they got to justify the Guerrero storyline stuff as keeping his name alive and generating money for his widow and kids, but in this case, uh-
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/KoC/isvincedead.gif
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)
Via Metafilter: ---------------------------------------- this was posted at Arstechnica:
Talic 2007-06-26 01:48:33 AM Grain of salt, naturally. But this is coming from someone who lives in the area
A Cousin of a GBI (Georgia Bureau of Investigations) has heard in his circle is that Chris Benoit's wife killed their son Daniel, called Chris and told him to rush home because of an emergency which is why he missed last Sunday's Vengeance PPV. Upon arriving home Benoit killed his wife in a rage for the death of his son and then killed himself Monday morning. His wife's body was found in the master bedroom, strangled with the cord from an alarm clock. The son's body was found in his room apparently suffocated with a garbage bag. Chris then wrote a suicide note explaining what had happened, apologized to his family, his other children (from a separate relationship), and his fans. He then fashioned a slip-knot noose from from rope taken from the garage and hung himself from the banister in the foyer of his suburban Atlanta home.
― Ben Boyerrr, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)
That doesn't seem to fit the facts as I've heard them so far.
― treefell, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)
There's just a whole lot of speculation at this point. I read last night that Benoit was found in his weight room.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)
this calls to mind oj simpson and kobe bryant for me, with the whole "you think you know someone" deal, or at least, "you think you'd like to pretend you know someone because you see them on TV a lot".
anyway, i watched a ton of wrestling as a kid, and it never completely went away for me, because benoit was one of those guys that had me watching. he was so ridiculously good at what he did, that no matter how silly and intelligence-insulting pro wrestling could be, he always stood out as someone i had to pay attention to.
― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)
aw shit, Mike Awesome is dead, too?!
that GBI bit doesn't make sense. wasn't he found in the weight room, not the foyer?
xp
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
i had no idea that mike awesome hung himself. i saw him vs. tanaka, during one of their epic series of ECW bouts, at the elk's lodge in queens - probably the best match i've ever seen. iirc they EACH got powerbombed through a table that night. man this thread is full of such horrible news
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)
Hell, i still remember Mike Awesome doing one of his suicide dives over the top rope when I saw ECW in 1999. Jesus.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)
Anybody got a quote from Bret yet?
I haven't watched RAW yet, as I just got home from work and I'm trying to keep up with everything happening thus far.
If nothing else, Chris Benoit went from "debatable legend" to "immortality" tonight as far as wrestling fandom for the ages goes, although probably in the worst way possible. I'd like to pretend that his name won't get dragged through the muck and that it was just a horrible accident, but I think by now we all know there's a very seedy underside to wrestling that no one talks about, and this is more evidence of that.
Ideally, I'd like to remember Chris for what he did on-screen: The humble guy from Canada who was deemed "too small" by promoters and who had to fight for every push he got, who won pretty much every title there was to win and had nothing left to prove in the ring, who could be counted on for at least one good match on every PPV, and sometimes two of them. I've followed his career for 20 years, from his start in Calgary to now, and although it saddens me that he died, it saddens me more than we had to learn what kind of a person he really was on his way out of his life. If he did what they say he did, then I'm glad he killed himself rather than having to watch him (and wrestling) get dragged through the media circus of a trial and conviction.
It's just all kinds of bad on every level. I'll be appearing as a guest on Sideshow Radio at www.sideshowrn.com on Wednesday night, and hopefully we'll have more facts by then. Obviously Benoit discussion will dominate my interview.
Scott Keith still as much of a douche as he was in his 2001 heyday.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://calsun.canoe.ca/News/Alberta/2007/06/26/4290834-sun.html
Eric Sulczewski's ham-fistedly trying to bring Dostoevsky into it on insidepulse :/
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
Kayfabe and real life came into serious conflict on June 25, 2007, when the actual death of Chris Benoit necessitated an appearence on the "memorial show" for the character of WWE chairman Vince McMahon. The episode had originally been scheduled as a memorial for McMahon, whose character had been "killed" in an automobile explosion on a previous episode, but the actual deaths of Benoit and his family lead to McMahon appearing in person on the episode to establish that he, the person, was alive, although his character was apparently dead, but that Benoit in actual fact WAS dead, and that as such the episode that was to be a memorial to McMahon would instead be dedicated to Benoit.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayfabe
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
The Awesome story is bizarre, he was making a decent living on the indie circuit wrestling, then he left wrestling to work in real estate and spend time with his family, and then about six months later a bunch of his friends find him hanging from the light fittings in his home.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
It was inevitable that someone would shoot die during the McMahon limo angle, I just assumed it would be Viscera or Eugene.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)
eric s is a waste of internet space, as is 98% of the IWC.
― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)
98% sounds generous.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)
I look forward to RD Reynolds blaming this on Stephanie McMahon, though.
"He died to save wrestling"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)
Props to Scott Keith on getting that "by the way, I'll be on some shitty net radio" plug in at the end.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)
Whoa, I hadn't heard those things about Mr. Perfect and Lex Luger!
RIP Chris Benoit. It's been a while since I watched wrestling but you were a bad ass. And Canadian :(
xxx...post wow@ tracerhand, breaking kayfabe on tv and stuff? do they ever do that?
― Will M., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
I liked Scott Keith better when he wrote Fluxblog.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
Me, I'm looking forward to the Pat McNeill song parody.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
OTM on scott keith
i cant wait until chris hyatte works pat patterson into this somehow
― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)
Is Hyatte still going? The guy's like watching some band who had a top 10 single a decade a go playing smaller and smaller venues until they're being ignored at a county fair by a crowd of 20
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)
I haven't read Hyatte in years but I think he has a blog or summthin.
Fun Fact: I once contributed to a Hyatte column!
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://hyatte.blogspot.com/
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)
There you go.
I'm going to check the Ultimate Warrior's blog to see if he's put his unique spin on things yet.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
nice to know hyatte hasn't changed
going out of his way to volunteer information, check attempt at being tasteless with unfunny joke, check
on a semi-related note, does anyone know whatever happened to mike micasa? that guy rocked
― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
Micasa is now a lawyer.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)
The compiled death valley driver sleaze/urban legends list:
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html
Wish I could be more on topic re: Benoit but I really don't know what to say.
― g.makalin, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)
Eric S is cool, I've always liked him. Everyone else is wringing their hands over the sad state of the wrestling biz, and Eric S is saying "hey, random people have serious problems and can do randomly stupid and violent things. It happens." It's as good as any other "theory" currently floating around.
I'll give the benefit of the doubt to guys like Keith. A great wrestler just died, I'll forgive everyone who writes something that will look stupid in hindsight six months from now. If he, and anyone else, is still lionizing Benoit one minute while going on about how much they lost respect for Steve Austin because of *his* personal issues, then fuck them. (this is not a defense of Austin or what he's done, obv.)
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)
The pro wrestling industry seems to me like the porn industry described in Boogie Nights. A lot of emotionally fragile people (the "talent") are put in trying situations on the job, and pumped up on drugs and a wild lifestyle. And a lot of them wind up dying -- young, and tragically.
What gets me is how the leader of this circus atmosphere eggs it on. While he obviously isn't directly responsible, I'll bet when the dust settles, there will be grounds to believe that Vince McMahon bears some responsibility. How many modern-day pro wrestlers have died tragically in just the past decade? If that many high-level stars died in the NBA or NFL under similar circumstances, it would be a national scandal.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)
Benoit and Eddie are exceptions though (at least I hope so) in that they died while still stars. Plenty of ex-football players have had heart attacks and died in their 40's and 50's, but drug use in the NFL is the worst kept non-secret in American sports. It should be a scandal, but it isn't.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)
... there will be grounds to believe that Vince McMahon bears some responsibility.
not to be a dick, but this is about as fatuous as saying bud selig bears some direct responsibility for providing home-run sluggers with steroids.
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ this.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)
Off-topic: the worst comments on this, by far, have come from Bret Hart. FFS Bret, everytime a wrestler dies it's not like reliving Owen's death all over again. Nuclear war will break out and Bret will be talking to the cockroaches, telling them about Owen and how Vince is trash and how he'll never forgive him for screwing him.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)
No offense taken. Actually, I think your analogy is headed in the right direction. Selig doesn't bear direct responsibility for a player taking steriods, but he (or, maybe better put, the persons responsible for managing pro baseball) can set a culture that encourages players to take steriods, or at least is "willfully blind" when they do it. Same in wrestling, except even more so (given the circus-like nature of the "sport").
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)
A Cousin of a GBI (Georgia Bureau of Investigations) has heard in his circle is that Chris Benoit's wife killed their son Daniel, called Chris and told him to rush home because of an emergency which is why he missed last Sunday's Vengeance PPV. Upon arriving home Benoit killed his wife in a rage for the death of his son and then killed himself Monday morning
This sounds like spin. Yes, he killed, but he only killed a child killer? I bet this is the story that goes around years from now. "They say he killed his family but the real deal was this..." Why can't anybody wait (even for an autopsy!) anymore?
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)
selig has gone after steroids harder than any other commissioner in history
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)
Hahaha
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)
Landis was such a softy on steroids.
look i realise that it's not saying much but still
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)
You guys are reminding me of Chuck Tanner during the coked-uppedest days of the Pirates. Willfull ignorance is a wonderful thing.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.icebin.net/upload/milk/mark_mcgwire_l.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
To be clear, I'm not saying otherwise. I'm just working from the analogy.
I just checked. In the past 15 years alone, the death list (including non-wrestling "talent") includes:
Buzz Sawyer -- 1992 -- Drug Overdose Kerry Von Erich -- 93 -- Suicide Dino Bravo -- 93 -- Gunshot Wounds Owen Hart -- 99 -- Fall From Ceiling to Ring Bobby Duncum, Jr. -- 00 -- Drug Overdose Rhonda Singh -- 01 -- Drug Overdose Chris Adams -- 01 -- Shot to death Curt Henning -- 03 -- Cocaine Intoxication Miss Elizabeth -- 03 -- Alcohol/Painkillers Crash Holly -- 03 -- Drug Overdose Eddie Guerrero -- 05 -- Drug Use Bam Bam Bigelow -- 07 -- Drugs Mike Awesome -- 07 -- Apparant Suicide
There are many more. And if you include those who died of conditions often aggravated by drug-use, e.g., steriods, the list skyrockets to include, among others, Brian Pillman, Bobo Brazil, Yokozuna, Rick Rude, Davey Boy Smith, Rocco Rock of Public Enemy, Hawk (of the Road Warriors), Ray Traylor, Alfred Hayes and others. I've excluded wrestlers who had retired long before death.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
hey, at least Vince McMahon has started juicing himself up with the 'roids! he shares the burden!
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)
I didn't think this could get any more tragic.
― Leee, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
bam bam bigelow too???? christ amighty
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
Associated Press' 12:52 p.m. updated story says Benoit strangled his wife and smothered his son before killing himself. The article says steroids "may have been a factor," but test results will take weeks or months.
AP Story
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
Fucking hell, Chris Adams is dead?!
Also, i thought Eddy died due to heart damage from steroid use.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)
Christ, this might be a bit too morbid, but should we start a list of "Wrestlers who are surprisingly still alive"?
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)
Still Alive, somehow: ---- Joanie Laurer Kurt Angle Jake the Snake Roberts Raven
Sean Waltman got cleaned up, didn't he?
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)
Chuck Tanner was on coke?
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah. Apparantly, Adams' best friend shot him to death. According to the linked article, the two began roughhousing. The other guy claimed he began to be in fear of his life; he reached over to the nightstand, grabbed a :38 caliber pistol and shot Adams to death.
I didn't know Adams had also served a federal prison sentence for attacking an airline pilot "during a drunken rage."
Adams Story
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
god i didn't even know yokozuna was dead
― impudent harlot, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)
granted i haven't "followed" wrestling since like seventh grade but still
― impudent harlot, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)
OMG. New reports (admittedly, gossip at this point) suggest Benoit "may have strangled his wife on Saturday and waited until Sunday to smother his son in his bed," with one source saying "Benoit was text messaging friends during Sunday's WWE 'Vengeance' Pay-Per-View program and may have been watching the show with his son before killing him."
CTV Story
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
This is now the lead story on cnn's website ... wow.
Now that the facts are coming out, WWE has removed virtually all mention of Benoit from their website, incl. tributes.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
It's past time to remove "RIP" from this thread title.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)
The grownup thing to do is to just think of it as "Rot in Pieces"
― A B C, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
Unfortunately, that cnn bit is just a link to an AP story.
World Wrestling Entertainment said on its Web site that it asked authorities to check on Benoit and his family after being alerted by friends who received "several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning."
is this timeline correct? that the texts were sent in the morning, not during the PPV?
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)
DA press conference on CNN now
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
DA sez: Woman died friday Daniel on saturday morning Chris later on saturday
?! Who the fuck was sending text messages on Sunday?
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)
Benoit put bibles next to their bodies, huh.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)
This is turning into some sort of Blair Witch Project backstory.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)
Chris was a motherfucker with some dark secrets I don't think we want to know.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
6 Degrees of Kelsey Grammer
― Eazy, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
Apparently some of the things mentioned here were raised at the news conference:
They went on to note that "60 wrestlers" have died under the age of 45. "It's astounding. Astroniomically astounding. Nobody really focuses on it because wrestling is kind of a circus, an athletic soap opera. We don't really care about the players, apparently, because this is a continual cycle or drugs, road shows, alcohol, and they're travelling 250 days a year. The more wild your show is, the more money you make. That in the end turns out to haunt you. The doctor said typically wrestlers take more steroids than their should. Reporter Trace Gallagher and Shep Smith agreed that WWE is "under the fence."
Smith and, I think, Gallagher are FOX anchors, thus not to be trusted. But this isn't a political issue, so the only objectionable contribution from them was just a needlessly smarmy gloss on the subject.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)
Latest is that Daniel had needle marks on his arm from being regularly shot up with growth hormones...
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
(this was on CNN Headline News)
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)
This is going to get worse, isn't it.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
Yes. This sucks in a completely different way than I first thought.
― J, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
They said Woman was bound by her hands and feet, held face down with a knee in her back and strangled. Daniel had no marks but may have been strangled with some sort of choke hold. Benoit hung himself by his weight machine cable.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
Good Lord. He's a monster.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
Urgh, re growth hormones...
The Sun reporting rumours that the "curious text messages" contained biblical quotations and details of Benoit's will.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
another announcement reposted at Scott Keith's blog:
2007-06-26 22:31:49 Latest from WWE….
WWE® Shocked At Latest Developments In Benoit Tragedy, Concerned By Sensationalistic Reporting
STAMFORD, Conn., June 26, 2007 – World Wrestling Entertainment is stunned and saddened by the details released by local authorities concerning the double homicide-suicide involving Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son, Daniel. However, WWE is concerned with the sensationalistic reporting and speculation being undertaken by some members of the media following the press conference held by the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department and the District Attorney. During the press conference, the investigating authorities made the following points, all of which run contrary to the media speculation that “roid rage” was a factor in the senseless murders and suicide:
1. The authorities stated that all drugs found in the house were believed to be legal prescriptions.
2. Steroids were not, and could not, be related to the cause of death (asphyxiation). Authorities had no factual basis to speculate as to Benoit’s state of mind, and rightly did not do so.
3. Toxicology tests have not even been completed, so there is no current evidence that Benoit even had steroids or any other substance in his body. In that regard, on the last test done on Benoit by WWE’s independently administered drug testing program, done on April 10, 2007, Benoit tested negative.
4. The physical findings announced by authorities indicate deliberation, not rage. The wife’s feet and hands were bound and she was asphyxiated, not beaten to death. By the account of the authorities, there were substantial periods of time between the death of the wife and the death of the son, again suggesting deliberate thought, not rage. The presence of a Bible by each is also not an act of rage.
5. WWE strongly suggests that it is entirely wrong for speculators to suggest that steroids had anything to do with these senseless acts, especially when the authorities plainly stated there is no evidence that Benoit had steroids in his body, pending the toxicological reports, and that they had no evidence at this time as to the motive for these acts.
WWE is continuing to monitor the ongoing investigation being conducted by local authorities.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
good ol' Vince, doing CYA all the way
Stay classy, WWE.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
Sorry; I meant to say, ''Nice way to stay classy, WWE!''
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
The presence of a Bible by each is also not an act of rage.
interesting conclusion
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
Speaking of which, CNN just updated:
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2007/images/06/26/newt1.1545.benoit.fm.jpg
WWE star killed family, self Police: 'Roids found at scene of Benoit murder-suicide Posted: Monday June 25, 2007 9:24PM; Updated: Tuesday June 26, 2007 6:03PM
[...]
The bodies were found Monday afternoon in the house, situated off a gravel road in this suburb about 20 miles south of Atlanta.
Benoit's 43-year-old wife was killed Friday in an upstairs family room, her feet and wrists were bound and there was blood under her head, indicating a possible struggle, Ballard said. Daniel was probably killed late Saturday or early Sunday, the body found in his bed, the district attorney said.
Benoit, 40, apparently hanged himself several hours and as long as a day later, Ballard said. His body was found in a downstairs weight room, his body found hanging from the pulley of a piece of exercise equipment.
A closed Bible was placed next to the bodies of the wife and son, authorities said. [...]
Monday's show was supposed to be a memorial service for WWE owner Vince McMahon. In a storyline concocted by the WWE, McMahon was supposedly "assassinated" in a limousine explosion two weeks earlier. McMahon appeared at the beginning of Monday's telecast and acknowledged the bombing was made up.
The McMahon storyline has been dropped.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)
nice selection of ads for the wwe press release page: http://b.casalemedia.com/V2/41973/45105/SSad_300x250july.gif right under CB's pic
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)
holy fuck. I hadn't heard about this.
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)
WWE YANKS ALL CHRIS BENOIT MERCHANDISE FROM SHOPZONE WEBSITE by Mike Johnson @ 10:42:00 AM on 6/26/2007
In light of the Benoit family tragedy, WWE's Shopzone merchandise website has pulled all merchandise related to Chris Benoit. Searches for Benoit's name in the website's search engine are returned "discontinued."
Benoit's name has been removed to the degree that the listing for the DVD of Wrestlemania XX now reads, "Triple H defends his World Heavyweight Championship against Shawn Michaels."
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)
People are gonna be pretty pissed at the ending of that one
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)
At this stage my real concern is what Matt Hardy thinks of all this
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.1wrestling.com/news/newsline.asp?news=29062 http://www.1wrestling.com/news/newsline.asp?news=29060
― deej, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)
WWE - Hard Knocks - The Chris Benoit Story (2004) Amazon.com Sales Rank: #33 in DVD
It was 600 something when I looked yesterday IIRC
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2917133
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
0 of 7 people found the following review helpful: * R.I.P. Benoit. U WILL NOT BE MISSED., June 26, 2007 By Gabe R. Sloan (Toms River, New Jersey USA) - See all my reviews now me bein a wrestlin fan n me first hearing of this i was so sad to hear benoit. n i thought he shouldve been in the hall of fame. but learnin about todays events. he doesnt even deserve to be mentioned again. i would personally burn this dvd to know about this. also the wwe pulled evry single thing involving benoit n thank god. i hope u dont rest in peace benoit. may the devil own ur soul n torture it forevr. u will not be missed.
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5 of 19 people found the following review helpful: * Burn in hell, June 26, 2007 By GOPmetalgod72 - See all my reviews No matter how talented he was the fact is that he murdered his wife and seven year old son. This man is human scum and hopefully is burning in hell. R.I.P. to his wife and son I hope your in a better place. One star because this dvd is gonna go up in price once the gory details are more widley know. Also thanks to the WWE for pulling him off their website I bet they wish they would have waited on that tribute to what a great family guy he was. As for the dvd review sorry fanboys it doesn't matter cause in the real world he was/is a scumbag and a baby killer.
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― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)
Sometimes i really need to ask myself: ARE these reviews helpful to me? (YesNo)
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)
Some wrestling rumor site is reporting that Nancy Benoit had a safe deposit box with evidence of Chris Benoit's past violent outbursts, which was to be opened in case of her death.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)
and they opened it AND TUPAC WAS INSIDE
― nabisco, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)
GOPmetalgod72
;_; for the days of username changes
― max, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)
Haha god even everyone at my work is talking about this, its big news.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)
Bret Hart on Scarborough now, talking about depression and such
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)
Hart acquitted himself well. I guess out of necessity, he hit the WWE's talking point ("Don't jump to conclusions about steriod abuse"). But he also candidly acknowledged that steriods might have been responsible. And no mention of Owen Hart at all.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.google.com/trends
1. nancy benoit 3. chris benoit woman 4. nancy daus 11. nancy elizabeth daus sullivan benoit 21. wrestler murder suicide 22. woman wcw 23. world wrestling entertainment 30. wrestler kills family 31. miss elizabeth 33. dead wrestlers 43. kevin sullivan 45. chris benoit text messages 56. pro wrestler chris benoit 58. benoit murder 62. owen hart 63. wrestler dies 67. chris benoit and wife 79. chris benwah 90. wwe wrestling 97. wwe manager woman 100. chris ben wa
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)
101. benoit balls
Vince in a clip at the start of tonight's ECW said that there will be no more mention of Benoit now that they are aware of the circumstances, and the show is instead dedicated to everyone affected by the tragedy. They've even put Cena in the first match to get on with things. (He is not normally an ECW wrestler, non-fans)
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)
hah when I clicked that link Dom, I got: 1. asphyxiation
thousands of wrestling fans going "waht does this word mean"
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)
They probably should go dark for a few weeks, but in the absence (financial inability, I suppose) of that, just going out there and putting on matches may be the best option.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://i13.tinypic.com/6fuhabo.jpg
― cankles, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)
I'm guessing a bit here, but I'm pretty sure the WWE isn't finacially unable to go dark for a few weeks. It is unwilling to do so.
x-post
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/NakedReporta/come2daddy.jpg
― cankles, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)
Too soon.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)
I don't think I get the first one.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)
Apparently, the contents of Benoit's text messages has been revealed:
Early Sunday morning, between 3:51 and 3:58 a.m., Benoit sent five text messages to co-workers:Text Message 1 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone “My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”Text Message 2 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone “The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open”Text Message 3 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:54am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone “My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”Text Message 4 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:55am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone “My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215"Text Message 5 to one co-worker (sent 6/24 at 3:58am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone “My address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”
Text Message 1 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone “My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”
Text Message 2 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone “The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open”
Text Message 3 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:54am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone “My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”
Text Message 4 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:55am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone “My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215"
Text Message 5 to one co-worker (sent 6/24 at 3:58am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone “My address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”
The story is linked here.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)
this is my fav
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x224/ravenmackewa/benoit.jpg
― cankles, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)
the 'i did it' t-shirts (that were referencing the carbombing of mr. mcmahon's car) have also been taken off the site.
― maura, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://tvweek.com/news/2007/06/mcmahon_to_apologize_for_benoi.php
(this already happened, but...)
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
The comments there, yeesh.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)
You know things are bad when WWE drag out Rowdy Roddy Piper in an attempt to distract us from reality.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/6687/toysrusut4.jpg
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)
Detailed timeline, fyi:
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/detailedbenoittimeline
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)
I never, NEVER thought I'd see the day when Bill Apter was on Fox News. Fucking hell.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)
I love the fact that you have to watch 30 seconds of WWE *commercials* before you can get to McMahon's message about how appalled WWE is about the tragedy.
Fuckers.
― mitya, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)
Unfortunately, it doesn't just feel like three lifetimes ago when the Texas crowd chanted "We Want Benoit" during the ECW Championship match between C.M. Punk and Johnny Nitro at this past Sunday's Vengeance Pay-Per-View ... it WAS three lifetimes ago.
I'm tempted to start a rolling BenoitBalls thread on ILWWE.
One of his neighbours said that his kid had fragile X syndrome and Benoit tried really hard to keep it quiet.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)
Text Message 99 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone “I am the small cat”
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)
I laffed
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)
Oh dear, I just remembered Edge & Christian's kazoo rendition of Chris Benoit's theme music.
"Chris Benoit is here and he's really mad / Chris Benoit is here and he's really an-GRY"
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)
IIRC, they also did kazoo themes for Crash Holly (RIP) and erm, Kurt Angle. Uh oh.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)
I don't know what that is, but fair enough, surely?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)
FRAGILE X: ON TNA PAY PER VIEW THIS SUNDAY
CHRIS SABIN, JAY LETHAL, JERRY LYNN, AND AUSTIN STARR IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH OVER MACROORCHIDISM AND THE DEADLY TNA HIGHWIRES
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)
Well, yeah. Apparently the neighbour's kid had it too and they wanted him to be a celebrity face for the cause but he didn't want it to get out at all. But they thought he was undersized and were injecting him with stuff.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)
what goes around, comes around, I guess.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)
We probably need a "Chavo, what a poor cunt" section of this thread as well, considering how his past two years have involved him finding his uncle dead and being alerted to the fact that one of his best friends has killed their wife and kid.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)
It sounds like you're saying that Daniel's parents -- on their own intitiative, and without an expert opinion -- concluded that Daniel was undersized and they were therefore injecting him with growth hormones. Is that correct?
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)
they thought he was undersized and were injecting him with stuff
I can't help thinking this had something to do with Benoit being repeatedly told he was too small for wrestling.
― onimo, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, for sure. (also Kerwin White).
Rolling Benoitballs Thread
Benoitballs thread ^
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)
xposts
Seriously. I feel really bad for Chavo. The guy had what he thought was a casual chat with a man who'd just killed his family, and he had no way of knowing it. Perhaps he should simply get out of the business at this point, like that one living von Erich brother did.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
Daniel, I don't know whether there was an expert opinion, but the investigators found needle marks on his arm and theorised that that was what they were doing.
But yeah it makes Benoit's whole obsession with the business and the STRUGGLE AND SACRIFICE aspect of his persona seem a whole lot less wholesome now.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
They should really just give Chavo a fat pension and let him take it easy.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)
In other news, Mark "The Undertaker" Calloway has invested $2.7 million dollars into building an office complex in Colorado.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
Chris Harvard chimes in with probably the sanest thing I've heard in regards to all this.
Christopher Nowinski, a former professional wrestler who worked with Mr. Benoit, and who was forced to quit because of head injuries, said he believed that repeated, untreated concussions might have caused his friend to snap.
“He was one of the only guys who would take a chair shot to the back of the head,” Mr. Nowinski said, “which is stupid.”
Mr. Nowinski has written a book called “Head Games: Football’s Concussion Crisis” (Drummond Publishing Group, 2006), about chronic traumatic encephalopathy, a condition that can cause memory loss, depression and “bizarre, paranoid behavior.”
Mr. Nowinski said that he had been trying to persuade the coroner examining Mr. Benoit to allow a brain exam to look for the telltale neurofibrillary tangles in the brain’s cortex, but that he had thus far been rebuffed.
“Part of me hopes there was something wrong with his brain,” Mr. Nowinski said. “The Chris Benoit I knew was always more concerned about everybody else’s well-being than his own.”
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)
OK, apart from the last paragraph.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)
"How to talk to your children about Chris Benoit"
http://www.abcnews.go.com/Health/Story?id=3318243&page=1
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)
The Onion probably need to do their own one for that.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
"because murder-suicide is such a severe form of domestic abuse"
As opposed to just murder, obviously.
― aldo, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)
In a non-shocker, ESPN Radio's Colin Cowherd is sounding off on the WWE press release (&, by proxy, wrestling fans, consisting of only boys and socially retarded men, because wrestling is like cartoons, and adults don't watch cartoons, except The Simpsons).
― David R., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
"Chris Benoit got unhappy because he had a pain in his head and it made him do some bad things, so he has gone away to the sky to be judged by God. However if you don't go to sleep by 9pm he will appear under your bed and German suplex you repeatedly."
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
I roffled like mad when I saw that abcnews piece earlier today. Unfortunately, I googled for "how to talk to you children about Katie Vick" + "abcnews", "how to talk to you children about Dr. Heinie" + "abcnews", and "how to talk to you children about Eric Bischoff's implied rape of Linda McMahon" + "abcnews" and didn't come up with anything.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)
Positives to come out of all this:
1. Dave Meltzer making enough money out of extra ad hits to his website to hopefully finally get a fucking sub-editor
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe he'll hire a hot new writer who'll revolutionise the IWC because he's such a straight-shooter who tells it like it is
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
My ears are burning...
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)
Internet Rape Jokes Community
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)
Beth Ditto being raped: ***** classic
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)
New Bret interview: http://video.canada.com/Video.aspx?23863&ch=global
Bret first mentions Owen 45 seconds in.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
I'm going to steal that for 1p3.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)
Hey, why haven't CNN/MSNBC/Fox gotten New Jack on to discuss all this?
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)
Whatver happened to that CZR dude?
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://the-w.com/
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha yeah, only New Jack could properly put these things into perspective.
what was it, there was some little "wrestling behind the scenes" docu that came out about 2 years ago or so which interviewed a bunch of guys like New Jack, Vampiro, DDP, Chyna, et al. It really wasn't all that good except for the part where they talked to New Jack in a bar, and then it was hilarious. Seriously, it should have been like 2 hours of just talking to him.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
Seeing that guys like CRZ, Bob Ryder, and Scott Keith are still out there is like encountering high school classmates on Myspace; you haven't thought about these people for years, and then you only knew them in one certain context, and now here they are, still here only fatter with wife & kids & other quotidian aspects.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)
Something like 101 Reasons to Not Be A Pro Wrestler, I think.
New Jack is the best interview subject ever. On the topic of Bubba Ray Dudley: "I hope you buy a boat, and the boat has a hole in it, and you go out to see and drown you nasty bitch"
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)
"YOU CAN BE DENZEL'S FRIEND!"
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)
Man, if I ever buy a racehorse I'm calling him "Denzel's Friend"
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)
man i love the dudley boys - best heels ever
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Hyson
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
Probably best you don't watch their TNA run, TH. "Brother Ray" is probably the worst wrestler in the big two promotions right now. Or, if he isn;'t, he's second behind Domino.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
MELTZER SEZ:
Benoit was using steriods as far back as the late 80s when he was training in New Japan
I GOT NEWS BUDDY: THAT WASN'T A MASK
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Lionsault-wmlefront.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)
I assume that, by this point, if Daniel Benoit had an actually-diagnosed condition that required his parents to inject him with growth hormones, it would have become public by now (on the other hand, maybe HIPAA -- the federal law that protects private medical information from disclosure -- prevents it at this point). Given Chris Benoit's business and his own possible use of steriods, I wonder if a doctor would have permitted the parents to oversee the injections.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
dom to me there's something about their crapness that makes them even more effective heels
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
Ah, good ol Spike Dudley. Haven't heard about him since the ECW/WWE ppv two years ago. Dude looks like Trotsky/Leonidas or something.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)
CHRIS BENOIT TRIBUTE TRAX SUGGESTIONZ
Husband don't know what he's done Kids don't know what's wrong with mum She can't say, they can't see Putting it down to another bad day Daddy don't know what he's done Kids don't know what's wrong with mum
So this is how it feels to be lonely This is how it feels to be small This is how it feels When your word means nothing at all
Black car drives through the town Some guy from the top estate Left a note for a local girl And yet he had it all on a plate
Husband don't know what he's done Kids don't know what's wrong with mum She can't say, they can't see Putting it down to another bad day
So this is how it feels to be lonely (Feels to be lonely) This is how it feels to be small (Feels to be small) This is how it feels When your word means nothing at all
Nothing at all Nothing at all
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)
Old story now, I guess, but:
Wade Keller, founder of PWTorch.com, a professional wrestling Web site, said that steroid use is simply part of the WWE culture. "It's considered the price you pay to be a pro wrestler," Keller said, placing the blame for rampant steroid use in part on Vince McMahon, the chairman of the WWE board. "The No. 1 guy who runs this industry has a body fetish," Keller said. "He's obsessed with bodies, and he's always pushing muscular guys to the top because they have that comic-book image."
"The No. 1 guy who runs this industry has a body fetish," Keller said. "He's obsessed with bodies, and he's always pushing muscular guys to the top because they have that comic-book image."
For some reason, when I've heard up to now that "Benoit may have used a chokehold" to kill his son, I assumed he smothered him (like with a pillowcase). An ABC News story I read says that "chokehold" may mean exactly that: That Benoit used a wrestling chokehold to murder his 7 year old son. If I remember right, I think a chokehold was one of Benoit's big wrestling moves.
That's just so unspeakable. It's so personal. Things about this story continue to amaze me.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
Keller's a fucking idiot.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)
Debra McMichael on a Fox affiliate:
- She called the domestic and drug abuse in WWE "out of hand" and brought up the statistic of 60 wrestlers under the age of 45 having died in the last ten years.
- Debra went as far as claiming that her story is very similar to Nancy Benoit's story, mentioning that Nancy had sought help from law enforcement in 2003 for domestic abuse.
- Debra also stated that like Nancy, Austin had basically forced her to write a letter to authorities saying the original complaint was a mistake.
- Debra said that she had personally seen Steve Austin take steroids.
- Debra said that had she spoken up earlier about how out of control domestic abuse is in wrestling, maybe Nancy and Daniel would still be alive today.
- Debra said that she "knows what it's like" to have someone who is really big sitting on top of you hitting you.
- Debra said she is glad she is alive after going through what she went through with Steve Austin.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
the statistic of 60 wrestlers under the age of 45
where does this stat come from? Does anybody have an actual list?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)
This all certainly beats the actual rasslin' for entertainment value. ("This" being the speculation/media frenzy, not the murders themselves.)
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)
OK, as many wrestlers who were of at least mild note who died under the age of 45 since 1997:
"Gentleman" Chris Adams 46 Gary Albright 36 Randy "Pee Wee" Anderson 42 Angel Azteca 43 Mike Awesome 42 Chris Benoit 40 Big Boss Man 41 Bam Bam Bigelow 45 Battlekat 40 Chris Candido 33 Chris Cash 23 Brian Hildebrand 37 Big Dick Dudley 37 Bobby Duncum Jr. 34 Earthquake 42 Miss Elizabeth 42 Terry Gordy 40 Johnny Grunge 40 Eddy Guerrero 38 Russ Haas 27 Owen Hart 34 Shinya Hashimoto 40 Curt Hennig 44 Crash Holly 32 Junkyard Dog 45 Mike Lozansky 35 Plum Mariko 29 Giant Ochiai 30 Brian Ong 24 Brian Pillman 35 Pitbull #2 36 Renegade 33 Rick Rude 40 Rhonda Singh 40 "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith 39 Louie Spicolli 27 Jeep Swenson 40 The Wall 35 Biff Wellington 42 Yokozuna 34
That's 40, which is just including wrestlers of "note". If you start including indie dudes, I'm sure you can easily push it to 100.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)
haha new jack is the best. check youtube for some of his interviews, with bonus clips of the stabbing!
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5167/benoitpl4.jpg http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/77/Chrismeetschrist.jpg-file.jpg
― cankles, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)
He died so image macros may live.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)
LOLverines
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
rabid LOLverines, even
this was way upthread but can somebody fill me in on why Superfly Snuka's an asshole? whatever it was, I missed it
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)
Easily. Again, if this was a list of comprarable MLB or NFL players who died this young under these circumstances, it would be a national scandal.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
He beat his girlfriend to death and then got Vince McMahon to cover for him.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://web.archive.org/web/20011202075138/site.yahoo.com/muchnick/supsnukandgr.html
Dammit, the wiki on Snuka doesn't have the info.
In other words, Slayer is currently the featured article on the frontpage.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
yowch
thanks Dom
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
MCMAHON MADE a remark at one point in their discussions that was at once insightful and chilling. "Look, I'm in the garbage business," the promoter said. "If you think I'm going to be hurt by the revelation that one of my wrestlers is really a violent individual, you're mistaken."
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, that kinda ran through me that line.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
Yet Balls Mahoney still walks the earth. The injustice.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
What did Balls do?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
RIP BALLS MAHONEY HOPE U HITTING ST PETER WITH THE STIFFEST CHAIRSHOTS RIGHT NOW.
I've just joined this group on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2381599608
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
Balls Mahoney is a practising Satanist, right?
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)
uh ...
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2313476
I guess the difference is that football is played by good ol' American boys, whereas only the worst scum would get involved in pro wrestling.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://wfigs.proboards48.com/index.cgi?board=wrestlingfigs&action=display&thread=1182832952&page=1
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)
Not the same. First, the entire focus of the article is on NFL players dying young because of obesity problems ("'Clearly, these big, fat guys are having coronaries,' said Charles Yesalis, a Penn State professor of health policy and sport science."). The article doesn't mention steriods or drugs.(n.1) That's not comparable to the types of deaths mentioned in Dom's list or my list upthread, i.e., the way these wrestlers died.
Second, a 2004 USA Today article -- published before Benoit's incident -- notes that "research shows that wrestlers are about 20 times more likely to die before 45 than are pro football players, another profession that's exceptionally hard on the body." _______________________________ (n.1) To be fair, I'm sure steriods are a problem in the NFL, too.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
Sorry, that was an x-post to NoTimeBeforeTime's comment.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)
xx-post "once this blows over"
I'm somewhat baffled that people over 10 years old "play" with wrestling figures...
*cue some wiseguy posting "I'm somewhat baffled that people over 10 years old watch wrestling."*
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)
Again, if this was a list of comprarable MLB or NFL players who died this young under these circumstances, it would be a national scandal.
Or rappers, as I was thinking yesterday.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
Rappers dying violent deaths, that is.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah. I haven't really watched wrestling since I was a kid. But something about this story made me very sad and -- I admit -- morbidly fascinated. Maybe it's because of all the pro wrestlers I remember, Chris Benoit seemed perhaps the most level-headed and normal. Maybe it's the horrible nature of the crime. Maybe it's because I have a 6 year old daughter. Who knows.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, I think that's a better analogy. Someplace upthread I analogized pro wrestling and the porn industry as depicted in Boogie Nights, and everything I've read over the past few days reinforces that view.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
The fact that Benoit was kinda looked on as a bastion of all that is good and holy in an industry full of sleazebags certainly adds an extra dimension to all this.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)
I have been having that wiseguy thought, but it's not bafflement, just surprise: I knew wrestling was popular, obviously, but I'm amazed by the number of people around me who apparently have a long-term working knowledge of it.
― nabisco, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
Most of the knowledge I have is from about 88-93 (age 8-13) and 98-00 (when I first got on the net and started reading all the smart-mark stuff), other than that I've gone through long periods of not paying it any attention.
I play catch up on the net once in a while but the reason this really got to me was I had just started watching wrestling again in the past few weeks and I was excited to see Benoit drafted to ECW since he would be the biggest star there and finally be a relatively big deal again after sort of being lost in the Smackdown shuffle. I even considered ordering last Sunday's PPV to see him (surely) win the ECW belt, but then it was forty fucking dollars and I wasn't that excited. When I read the results and found out he no-showed I was like "well, thank god I didn't order that!" but jeez...
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)
Similarly, my years were from '86-'90 and from '99-'02 or so, with here & there since 2004 after moving to Portland and finding a group of guys at the local dive bar who regularly watched the stuff on sundays.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
92 to 94, then 98 to the present day, although fuck me 01-04 was a tough period to get through.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
I watched a fair bit of wrestling during the 90s boom. Saw most of the wwf attitude era, bits of the demise of wcw and once in a blue moon ecw. Kept one eye on it through the web and only recently started watching the occasional bit of TNA as it's popped up on one of the channels on Virgin cable.
― treefell, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
01-04 I basically have no knowledge of, I didn't have cable or internet for most of that time. What made it suck so bad Dom, the merger?
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)
Mine was through the 80s, and I guess a few brief returns since (e.g., the big Steve Austin and NWO storylines had me briefly interested). I thought the Brett Hart movie -- Dancing With Shadows, I think -- was pretty darn brilliant, but that was more about back-office politics than it was about wrestling per se.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)
Don't be so quick to jump on this guy if you thought he was such a good guy all this time. Maybe he still is. He's just a good guy who killed his family and then himself. See, he wasn't trying to get something for nothing, right? That's good. Maybe they were askin' for it? You just don't know.
― dean ge, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)
oh god we forgot about the googlers
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)
Warrior still hasn't blogged yet. :( Could it be that for once in his life it occurred to him that maybe he should keep his mouth shut?
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
I must say I'm tickled that wrestlers have blogs now.
― nabisco, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
I think it's just him, and "wrestler" is kind of stretching it.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
I've enjoyed Samoa Joe's livejournal for a coupla years now. Doesn't post much on it.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
oooh link
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
nm, found it: http://xsweatpeax.livejournal.com/
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
haha, even big-ass pro wrestlers get hooked on Oblivion
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
he has pretty ok taste in music
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
I watched wrestling as a kid, but then lost interest around the time of the first Wrestlemania. So I'm pretty much one of those people who blame Vince McMahon for "ruining" rasslin'. That in itself would be bad enough, but add to that what a tremendous sleaze the guy seems to be, and- gah.
I remember pretty vividly when that Snuka incident happened. Afterwards I could never really get excited about him again. That archived article linked to upthread is horrifying.
I love this Tom Snyder report from '79 on the Memphis wrestling scene. The crowds are having so much fun in it; to me it really captures what pro wrestling at it's best could be. Pre-'84 or so, it was such a unique phenomenon, with all kinds of interesting regional differences...There is something about the footage of the crowd's reactions in the piece that I find to be very poignant.
― dell, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
its, it's, bah.
― dell, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)
He's just a good guy who killed his family and then himself. See, he wasn't trying to get something for nothing, right? That's good. Maybe they were askin' for it? You just don't know.
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, there's a (twisted) song in there, somewhere.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)
New information, about the alleged degree of Daniel's "Fragile X" condition. Allegedly, the couple were arguing about how to care for him.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)
Keith still flailing away:
I think that more interesting than the story itself is the range of reactions, not just on this blog but everywhere. I don’t think anyone’s defending him or even attempting to, but it’s interesting to me that reactions are ranging so wildly between shock and disbelief (which is mostly where I fall at the moment) all the way to outright hatred and comparisons to Hitler. In all fairness, Hitler killed a LOT more people before doing himself in, so Benoit had a long way to go.It does raise an interesting question — do the deeds of the performer retroactively affect the quality of the performance? Someone noted in another thread that defending Benoit’s in-ring work is like trying to seperate Hitler the dictator from Hitler the painter. I don’t think that’s such a crazy notion, frankly. If you have moral high ground enough to judge the entire body of work of a man because of his deeds in real life, then bully for you. It must be nice to be so righteous. I think it’s sad, and it’s a tragedy, and Benoit proved to be a horrible human being who got exactly what he deserved, but in the end unless you were related to Nancy and Daniel it’s hard to justify acting like you knew them any better than Benoit’s longtime fans knew him. In the end, there’ll be a TV movie or an episode of Law & Order, and we’ll all go on with our lives doing the best we can to cope or mourn or forget about it or whatever. I’m glad I didn’t know Benoit the person, because it would have made it a lot tougher to like Benoit the performer, and if nothing else positive can come out of this whole sick situation it’s that I can at least still get enjoyment from his matches and hope that one small bit of happiness can overcome the crushing horror that the past two days have brought. I’ll take what I can get, I guess.
It does raise an interesting question — do the deeds of the performer retroactively affect the quality of the performance? Someone noted in another thread that defending Benoit’s in-ring work is like trying to seperate Hitler the dictator from Hitler the painter. I don’t think that’s such a crazy notion, frankly. If you have moral high ground enough to judge the entire body of work of a man because of his deeds in real life, then bully for you. It must be nice to be so righteous. I think it’s sad, and it’s a tragedy, and Benoit proved to be a horrible human being who got exactly what he deserved, but in the end unless you were related to Nancy and Daniel it’s hard to justify acting like you knew them any better than Benoit’s longtime fans knew him. In the end, there’ll be a TV movie or an episode of Law & Order, and we’ll all go on with our lives doing the best we can to cope or mourn or forget about it or whatever. I’m glad I didn’t know Benoit the person, because it would have made it a lot tougher to like Benoit the performer, and if nothing else positive can come out of this whole sick situation it’s that I can at least still get enjoyment from his matches and hope that one small bit of happiness can overcome the crushing horror that the past two days have brought. I’ll take what I can get, I guess.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)
District Attorney Scott Ballard said the autopsy indicated that there were no bruise marks on the child's neck, so authorities are now assuming he could have been killed using a choke hold.
Creepy.
― mitya, Thursday, 28 June 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)
wait, can someone define "these circumstances" here? because there IS a rash of nfl players who have died young, and there is an increasing amount of evidence that the demands of the sport are the reason for the suicides and illnesses, and it is a brewing low-level scandal. but suicide without murder isn't really a "glamorous" story so it's not getting a lot of attention. so, this seems disingenous to say? the reason why this is getting a lot of attention right now is because the dude took people with him--i wouldn't say the early deaths in wrestling HAVE been a huge scandal until now?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 June 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)
Make me love Chris Benoit
Because you lot all do and I think he's a charismaless roided up midget with no psychology or ability to tell a story. Point out what I'm missing here. -- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, November 29, 2004 2:56 PM (2 years ago)
― gershy, Thursday, 28 June 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)
What I meant was the number of bizzare circumstances associated with pro wrestler's deaths, e.g., Benoit's situation, Chris Adams being shot to death by his best friend, Dino Bravo being murdered, Bruiser Brody being stabbed to death, Owen Hart's fall from the rafters, Brian Hauser being shot by police, and the Von Erich deaths (David from Acute Enteritis; Mike, Chris and Kerry from suicide), to name just a few (and limiting myself to high-profile performers (or at least those whose names I know, with the exception of Hauser)). And as I mentioned upthread, a 2004 USA Today article indicates that pro wrestlers are 20 times more likely to die before 45 than are pro football players. That's a huge disparity. ,
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 06:17 (eighteen years ago)
You keep trotting out that stat, but it's very misleading for two reasons:
1) there's nothing special about Age 45. It's simply a convenient cutoff age that somebody used for making their point stand out. The issue is this: football players and wrestlers are both likely to die long before (as in decades before) other presumably healthy and fit human beings would. The reasons for this are inextricably linked to drugs and to the wear-and-tear on their bodies from many years of playing the sport. You said upthread, "I'm sure that drugs are a problem in the NFL too", which is a huge understatement and leads me to believe that you don't appreciate the seriousness of football-steroid connection.
2) "death rates" aren't nearly as important as "sample size" in this discussion ... football generates probably 100X the revenue compared to wrestling and involves probably 1000X as many people (pros, college players, high school -- what kid doesn't want to try out for the high school football team) so overall participation in football is MUCH higher which means more overall drug intake, more cumulative deaths, more cumulative long-term injuries (bad backs, knees, post-concussion traumas, etc.).
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:14 (eighteen years ago)
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070626/i/r1277901619.jpg http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070626/i/r2440170537.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:15 (eighteen years ago)
Listen, I'm not defending wrestling here and saying everything is OK, it's a scummy business with scummy promoters and scummy guys taking all sorts of drugs. But arguing that wrestling is in a more dire state, health-wise, when it comes to the long-term health of its athletes, that's a tough sell for me.
Hell, everything I just wrote could apply to the music business -- we could compile a really impressive list of music stars who died before age 45, or even age 30 -- but people don't even bother going on about the "dangers" of the music business anymore.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:20 (eighteen years ago)
More Meltz:
"It's such a complex issue, but there are two different Chris Benoits. I think that's the key, because the one thing is is that the Chris Benoit that we all knew was not this guy, but this guy did change in the last year and I believe -- there's many issues -- but it was the preponderance of dealing with many deaths led to increased drug use and I think it drove him crazy.
But at the same time, there were seeds of this early because you look at the 2003 thing where Nancy got the protection order against him so it does go back before the death of Eddie Guerrero, the death of Johnny Grunge, the death of Victor Mar all in a seven week period, and I really look at that as the turning point of Chris's life where he lost his best friend, he lost his best friend in Japan, and he lost the guy that would make him laugh when he was in the worst mood possible.
It affects everyone, but the deaths affect Chris really bad, and I'm not just talking about those three guys, but if you look at from Davey Boy and Owen and Brian Pillman and Larry Cameron even though Larry Cameron was years ago, but if you look at guys that Chris was close with, even Stu even though Stu was old. The list is really long and I just think that that depression from all of that, you know a 40 year old guy. They were closer to him than to most people. Brian Hildebrand is another one. So many of his closest friends, most of his closest friends had passed away at a young age. And I am not making any excuses for what happened, but I am saying that these were the things to a guy who had a very dark side.
Chris loved professional wrestling, but at the same time he was not stupid, and I think that that was an inner conflict as well. I think that all of these deaths had to tell him that there was something horrible, even though he would always say you cannot blame wrestling, the fact is that he had to at some point go, what's happening here yet at the same time he loved wrestling so deeply and a lot of other things led to more and more paranoia. Chris had gotten incredibly paranoid about everything and his drug usage had upped most likely over the last couple of months, and everyone pins the point from Eddie and those other two deaths."
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:24 (eighteen years ago)
He didn't look after his lawn either by the looks of things. xp
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:25 (eighteen years ago)
Is there no end to this man's monstrosities?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)
I'd say there was. It was on Monday.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:29 (eighteen years ago)
is that kid holding ghost rider in the other hand?
― funny farm, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:30 (eighteen years ago)
Or late Saturday/early Sunday, technically.
Yes I must know who the other action figure is.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:33 (eighteen years ago)
WHO IS GHOST RIDER
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:36 (eighteen years ago)
-- NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, June 28, 2007 7:20 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Yes, you could. But I very much doubt that the death rate for musicians is any higher than the death rate for 'normal members of the public' (i.e. nonpro musicians, non sportspeople, non-wrestlers)
― Mark G, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)
The issue is this: football players and wrestlers are both likely to die long before (as in decades before) other presumably healthy and fit human beings would. The reasons for this are inextricably linked to drugs and to the wear-and-tear on their bodies from many years of playing the sport. You said upthread, "I'm sure that drugs are a problem in the NFL too", which is a huge understatement and leads me to believe that you don't appreciate the seriousness of football-steroid connection.
That's fair. I do appreciate the seriousness of steroid-abuse in football. And there's nothing wrong with the way you frame the issue: Pro wrestlers and pro football players die young far too often.
However, the "deaths before age 45" statistic is meaningful. Sure, sure, there's nothing magical about age 45. But every death-benchmark is significant, and when a given population is statistically more likely to die at an earlier age, it's noteworthy and it provides a critical data point for evaluating the severity of the situation and possible remedies. If NFL players were 20 times more likely to die before, say, age 30 than pro wrestlers or NBA or MLB players, that would be a significant statistic, too.
And, yeah, I think pro wrestling is a (sometimes morbidly compelling) circus, and the performers are abused and exploited in ways that other athletes aren't. So these types of statistics are meaningful, especially in terms of policy analysis. They might help justify unions for pro wrestlers, who could then collectively-bargain for protections.(n.1) They might justify closer public scrutiny of an industry that, in many ways, typically operates under the radar.
__________________________________ (n.1) I’m an attorney, but I don’t defend or represent unions in these types of matters, so this discussion isn’t connected to my area of practice.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:59 (eighteen years ago)
dude the footnotes
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:00 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:13 (eighteen years ago)
Jillian Hall could perhaps do with some footnotes on her Myspace:
Well, by now the whole world knows of the horrible news that took place this week. With all of the comments and messages from people saying how sorry they are for our loss, I figured I would speak in general. I am 100% in agreeance with WWE and Mr. McMahon on completely erasing all tributes to Chris Benoit. While he had always been nice and polite to me and most of the WWE talent, what he did is completely disgusting and unforgivable! This man who could have been a legend has demolished his reputation. My heart goes out to Nancy and the adorable Daniel and the family and friends they left behind!
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:14 (eighteen years ago)
people don't even bother going on about the "dangers" of the music business anymore.
If the premature death rates are statistically similar, people should look into it. But I think Mark G's point upthread is probably right (although, in the case of one genre –- rap -– there may be a legitimate parallel to pro wrestling in terms of the premature death rate).
But stay with the music industry as a point of contrast. Try to draw a parallel –- in terms of their fame and influence, both culturally and within their industry -- between the pro wrestlers who died early and recently and contemporary musicians. Benoit, Gurerro, Eddie Gilbert, Davey Boy Smith, Road Warrior Hawk, Rick Rude, Owen Hart, Yokozuna, Miss Elizabeth, Crash Holly, and Ray Trailor -- all working performers at the time of their death -- are comparable (again, only in terms of their fame and influence within their industry) to, what, members of some vital current bands and a few upper-tier stars?
So assume, for example, that Wilco, The New Pornographers, My Chemical Romance, My Morning Jacket, The National, The Arcade Fire, a few solid, lesser-known bands, Joanna Newsome, Morrissey, and Kelly Clarkson all were promoted and managed by the same small company. Further assume that each band had a regular member die from, say, stab wounds, being shot by their best friend, suicide, or drug overdose, and that Morrissey and Clarkson both died in bizarre circumstances (like, say, Bravo and Benoit). And assume that all these horrible events took place within a 10-year period. You don’t think it would prompt a major investigation into the promotion/management company, especially if there was evidence that the company tacitly encouraged its stars to use illegal drugs? It certainly should.
Look, I’m not suggesting an exact analogy by any means, and many of you are far more knowledgeable about the music industry than me, so maybe I’m wildly off-base in terms of the parallels I’ve tried to draw. For instance, maybe you think the dead wrestlers I’ve named are more comparable in terms of fame and influence in the industry to a bunch of technically proficient, no-name session musicians. But I think it’s a useful exercise to evaluate the seriousness of the problem.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:51 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003560001-2007290539,00.html
Note subtle shot of Bobby Lashley's disgusting, rippling torso occupying centre of article about steroids.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 09:14 (eighteen years ago)
I spoke to Powerslam editor Fin Martin about all this the other day. I truly am the Suzy of child murder.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)
He's giving you 6000 words on this, right?
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 09:27 (eighteen years ago)
I am not at liberty to divulge this information.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 09:29 (eighteen years ago)
Just make sure the phrase "roided up midget" makes it in there somewhere, plz.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 09:32 (eighteen years ago)
What's PowerSlam going to do on the story? I hope the new issue doesn't have him on the front cover smiling - I checked the newsagents this morning but it wasn't on the shelves yet.
― MacDara, Thursday, 28 June 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)
I got the new one that comes out... today, i think, through the post the same day that this news broke. Amazingly, there's no pictuers of him in the issue, and just one mention of him "being harmed by losing to MVP in two straight falls". Compared to the issue that was on asle when Eddie died, which was "WHAT WILL LATINO HEAT DO NEXT?".
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)
And obviously I can't say what's gonna be in the issue for next month, but rest assured it won't be "RIP CHRIS HOPE UR GERMAN SUPLEXING JIMI HENDRIX AND ISAAC NEWTON IN HEAVEN"
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 11:23 (eighteen years ago)
New Benoitballs champion,
Now I must go forward and address the issue at hand with Chris Benoit. I will not state the facts, because I am still seeing two different stories based on what my friends are showing me and the notes from the police conference. I do know that other writers here have gotten hate mail for just saying good words about Benoit and trying to recap the tribute on Raw last night. What I am about to say will generate hate mail, I promise that. And I don't care. I simply don't. This is my opinion and if you don't like it, you can send me whatever you wish. I will take none of it personally, I might even laugh at some of it, but I not be surprised by any of it.
Now, for my opinions of the whole situation, I look at the facts of what the reaction is, and I am utterly upset and disgusted at the view of people and the WWE. The WWE has come out and said that have to apologize for showing a tribute to Chris Benoit last night. So let me get this straight… you have to apologize for honoring one man's amazing 22 year career that you did BEFORE you knew exactly what happened. YOU HAVE TO FUCKING APOLIGIZE FOR THAT????? You have to pull his merchandise, fine. But you have to remove his name from the listing on Wrestlemania XX where he won the World Heavyweight Title??? Tell you what, how about removing Eddie Guerrero's name from that title as well? How about not acknowledging that Rob Van Damn ever held the WWE and ECW Titles?
Let me be point blank here. If you are the WWE or any fan who says they now have no respect for what Chris Benoit did for the last 22 years, but have respect for Eddie Guerrero, RVD, among others… you might say that I am calling you out as a hypocrite. You are going to tell me you have no respect for a man who gave everything to the business for 22 years with no issues EVER except for now, but yet you respect those who should have never been employed in such a public view. You tell me you have no respect for Benoit, but you respect Rob Van Damn and Sabu, who were arrested for having drugs on them and were allowed to keep their jobs. Some role models those two are. You have no respect for Benoit, but you love what MVP has done lately, forgetting that the man was in jail for a ten year sentence for kidnapping and burglary. Oh, let me not to forget to mention that bodysuit is to cover a certain Malcolm X tattoo he has. You can have no respect for Benoit, but you can respect Eddie Guerrero, Brian Pillman, and every other wrestler who died because they were drug addicts and alcoholics, whether they died directly to it or from the lingering effects that led to heart attacks. Chris Benoit until this past weekend was a gentleman outside the ring, he wasn't an asshole like Randy Orton or Kurt Angle, two men who could NEVER hold a job anywhere because of how many sexual harassments suits would be thrown in their faces. So to tell me you can't respect what he did anymore because of this one incident outside the ring, but you can respect all the men listed above with no questions asked, you are nothing but a hypocrite in my eyes.
For all of these people I listed above, including Chris Benoit, I respect what they do in the ring and I thank them for putting on a show for us and risking their lives. As for everything else, I personally don't care what they do outside of the show they provide us with. I don't care how big or small the infraction outside the ring, I only care about what happens on my television and in the squared circle. Chris Benoit, I still respect you and I will never stop respecting you because of what happened.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 11:39 (eighteen years ago)
My favourite bit:
Oh, let me not to forget to mention that bodysuit is to cover a certain Malcolm X tattoo he has
Malcolm X tattoos = as bad as strangling your seven-year-old retarded son to death
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)
THAT'S what I meant to post on the Benoitballs thread, but when I went to post it I couldn't remember where I'd read it.
I prefer the parts about van Dam ... pot smoking is as bad as murder! Either way, you're a poor role model.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 28 June 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)
Chris Benoit until this past weekend was a gentleman outside the ring
He'd only been reported for domestic abuse twice! Randy Orton, on the other hand, SQUIRTED HAND LOTION INTO A WOMAN'S HANDBAG. It is claer who the real villain is here.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)
That is without doubt the current leader, yeah.
you are going to tell me you have no respect for a man who gave everything to the business for 22 years with no issues EVER except for now
"In 2003, Chris Benoit did not murder his wife and son in his Atlanta home. In 2004, Chris Benoit did not murder his wife and son in his Atlanta home. In 2005, Chris Benoit did not murder his wife and son in his Atlanta home. In 2006, Chris Benoit did not murder his wife and son in his Atlanta home. In 2007, Chris Benoit...murdered his wife and son, in his Atlanta home. In 2008, Chr-"
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)
if benoit hadn't killed himself i wonder if this guy would be... calling for the death penalty? or not?
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 28 June 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)
He'd possibly be at the trial shouting SHUT UP AND WRESTLE
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)
THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)
But you have to remove his name from the listing on Wrestlemania XX where he won the World Heavyweight Title??? Tell you what, how about removing Eddie Guerrero's name from that title as well?
when did Eddie win the World Heavyweight Title?!??!?!?
― ken c, Thursday, 28 June 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)
There goes that guy's credibility
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 12:42 (eighteen years ago)
look at the facts of what the reaction is, and I am utterly upset and disgusted at the view of people and the WWE.
Who wrote this column? These wrestling bloggers/internet commentators are awful! I haven't read them before the Benoit incident, but what I've seen the past fews days is . . . ugh.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)
the undertaker's deadjournal is great though.
― ken c, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)
From what I know of it, you basically have at the top, guys like Scott Keith and Eric Szulczewski. They can string a sentence together but are complete douches. Then under them you having a teeming mass of complete douches who are completely unable to write or think.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)
Scott Keith as a "top guy" still is a bit like saying Staind are the biggest band in the world.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)
Nah, it'd be like saying they were the best band in the world if all the other bands in the world were The Others.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)
Wrestling journalism can best be described as Scottish football if Celtic and Rangers merged, and that guy is Meltzer.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)
you two are the phats and small of wrestling blogs then?
― acrobat, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)
If Celtic and Rangers merged the resultant entity would be torn apart by its own inner sectarian self-hatred
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)
Acrobat, you're fucking disgusting with your heartless sarcasm, you worthless piece of hate-filled, misanthropic selg-loathing cunt.
regards, SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE
an RIP thread is not the place to cut and paste flame war. take it to graham poll.
― acrobat, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)
this is a "burn in hell, roided up midget" thread in all but name
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)
show some respect.
― acrobat, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)
Paul isn't on roids xp
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)
he was a good wrestler, i have been told.
― acrobat, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)
harf harf
― kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)
So has the next WWE game been finalized yet, or are they having the gamedevs go thru and strip out everything about the guy, Ric Flair-style?
― kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
Just replace him with Dynamite Kid on a legends deal, if they can insert a wheelchair into his entrance.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, somebody's already writing up a "how to create Woman and Daniel Benoit characters in Create-A-Wrestler" guide.
In other news, the best bit of black humor i've seen was somebody on SA posting that "chris benoit will live on forever in our owen harts"
― kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)
god mcmahon was a fucking fake "somber" shithead on the today show today.
― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 28 June 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)
On a related note, I've seen many people say that the WWE's Monday tribute to Benoit was understandable, even commendable, at the time. I don't see it. Admittedly, the WWE didn't know, at that point, that Benoit murdered his family. But they had many reasons to suspect that something was very wrong with Benoit, something that related to the death of his family, e.g., the bizzare phone calls to co-workers, in which Benoit -- very out of character -- stammered "I Love You," the last-minute failure to show up at shows, the unnerving text messages, sent from two different phones owned by the Benoits, at nearly 4 a.m.
We'll never know what WWE executives were thinking at the time. But would it surprise anyone if, upon hearing the news on Monday, WWE executives' thought was, "How do we capitalize on this media coverage for tonight's show"?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)
Nah, I don't fault them for the tribute show. S.O.P. since Owen died, plus the details didn't really begin to leak out until the show was already underway.
― kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
Ok Bret
― onimo, Thursday, 28 June 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
I'm serious. They didn't do a full tribute show when Pillman bought it, did they?
― kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
No, this is true.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)
They would have if he was a main eventer, but he wasn't.
I remember when that happened; it was on the day of a pay-per-view (can't rememeber which one) and Jim Ross announced it right at the start of the show. That was mostly it. But I'm pretty certain they would have done a lot more had he been a bigger star, or around longer (I'm discounting his WCW days from this, as he'd only been in the WWF about a year or so before he died).
― MacDara, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
Pillman had headlined a PPV in the year before his death, Owen hadn;t.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)
But Owen had been in the WWF for close to eight years before his death, and had been in a number of main event programmes (or at the very least, programmes with main eventers) up to recently before. Pillman, in contrast, was really just a part of the 'new' Hart Foundation, aside from his feud with Austin, and at the time was far better known from his long WCW tenure. It's a matter of long-term WWF guy against WCW interloper.
― MacDara, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)
-- kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:03 (Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:03) Bookmark Link
I know, I was just playing on the "raise Owen's death at every opportunity" thing Bret is accused of.
― onimo, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
Kingfish, here's my question. Assume it was your decision, and you knew that the Benoit family had been killed (not just Chris) and you knew about Benoit's erratic behavior just prior to the killings. Your choices are:
(a) Do the tribute show WWE did or (b) Do a very short minute expressing regret for the circumstances, promising to report more news when it became available, and announcing that -- in light of the circumstances -- you were suspending that evening's program.
Which option would you choose? Would you opt for something else entirely? If so, what? And if, instead of a pro wrestler, it was some TV star -- say, a David Caruso (I'm not familiar with too many TV stars these days) and his family under the same circumstances -- what do you think ABC would have done?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)
Hell, I dunno. But remember, this is Vince we're talking about. Ain't no way in hell they were going to do a rerun.
― kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
I hear you. That's my point. "Vince" will think differently than executives at, say, a TV network. Network executives, I think -- even setting aside other considerations -- would do something restrained and tasteful in order to maintain the proper level of dignity. I'm guessing the Vince thinks, how do we (a) spin this effectively and (b) get high ratings from it, while it's still breaking news?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)
something restrained and tasteful in order to maintain the proper level of dignity
haha, c'mon man, we know what industry we're talking about here.
― kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)
-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 12:32 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
in 2009 there was the incident with the possum
― Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
Imagining the above with Steve Coogan's voice from The Day Today gives it a whole new dimension.
― MacDara, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
darraghmac?
― kv_nol, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
xpost: no, that was the intended dimension. jesus, i'm explaining a joke. lord help me.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
Ban Louis Jagger and/or Darramous
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)
Nope, that's not me, sorry.
― MacDara, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)
I was half-thinking it might have been, so I'm the one to blame for stating the obvious. D'oh is me.
― MacDara, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
dom in vaginal sand shockah
i mean, it's sad that yr man has gone all frankie teardrop on us, but keep it together, we'll pull through this, me and you
― Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)
oh haha now i see that the day today jokes have been done already (twice) on this thread's mod req parallel! if that's what got yr goat, dom, then don't blame me, blame mr. annoyman. the 'ben-oyt' one = kudos.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)
http://members.aol.com/kennycasanova/kbenoit.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
the best bit of black humor i've seen was somebody on SA posting that "chris benoit will live on forever in our owen harts"
I liked "Benoit: Biggest heel turn in wrestling history."
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)
Dom Passantino is hoping beyond hope that Chris Benoit did the "ironic slow heel golf clap" just before he finished off his son. 5:06pm
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
If after he'd killed Nancy he'd pulled her up slightly by the hair and pointed at her head whilst shouting at the cameraman "YOU'RE NEXT DANIEL", that would be a great way of making light of double homicide.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
I felt that my TDT reference justified itself by being a pertinent response to that demented wrestling blogger, whereas Steve's just seemed to be an admittedly funny non-sequitur based on a (deliberate?) misunderstanding of why the proposed revision to the thread title would result in there being a lot of dates. There's no accounting for taste I guess.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
xpost, he'd possibly have to do that thing where he mouths it really deliberately and repeats it about eight times in case the commentators talk over it.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)
"Chris Benoit appears to be sending a message to his son there King"
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.mediagab.com/story.asp?id=2350
― gff, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
This is just....
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
"Does Chris Benoit look cool? Does he? What about now? Does he still look cool?"
― Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.wsbtv.com/2007/0628/13589245.jpg
Photo of Benoit taken a few hours before the murders. Thus he killed his wife wearing a Bruiser Brody t-shirt.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)
New development: Police Raid Office of Benoit's Personal Doctor
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah they said he was signing autographs and taking pictures and shit on the way home from the doctor's office to go kill his wife.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
HMMM. . . .
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
yeah gff just posted that, kinda hard to do a cover up about how much they knew about this before the cops got there when some genius at the company leaks it to wikipedia.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:15 PM
i feel soooooooo bad for thinking this is kind of funny.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
you can totally hear Jim Ross saying it is all
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not normally this enthusiastic about recent-dead lulz, but under the circumstances he's left us precious few coping mechanisms, it's kind of a weird feeling.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/696/696778/randy-orton-interview-20060317112642794.jpg
“Everyone who’s in this organization, to my knowledge, is well-adjusted, family people.”
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)
“Everyone who’s in this organization, to my knowledge, is well-adjusted, family people.” "Look, I'm in the garbage business. If you think I'm going to be hurt by the revelation that one of my wrestlers is really a violent individual, you're mistaken." “Everyone who’s in this organization, to my knowledge, is well-adjusted, family people.” "Look, I'm in the garbage business. If you think I'm going to be hurt by the revelation that one of my wrestlers is really a violent individual, you're mistaken." “Everyone who’s in this organization, to my knowledge, is well-adjusted, family people.” "Look, I'm in the garbage business. If you think I'm going to be hurt by the revelation that one of my wrestlers is really a violent individual, you're mistaken." “Everyone who’s in this organization, to my knowledge, is well-adjusted, family people.” "Look, I'm in the garbage business. If you think I'm going to be hurt by the revelation that one of my wrestlers is really a violent individual, you're mistaken." “Everyone who’s in this organization, to my knowledge, is well-adjusted, family people.” "Look, I'm in the garbage business. If you think I'm going to be hurt by the revelation that one of my wrestlers is really a violent individual, you're mistaken."
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
This story just gets more and more curious (and tragic).
So, Chris Benoit's Wiki page is updated to indicate that Nancy is dead 13 hours before police discover her body. The police discovered her on Monday, June 25, at roughly 4 p.m. Thirteen hours prior to that is Monday morning, at roughly 4 a.m. When is that in relation to when Benoit sent those cryptic text messages to his co-workers?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)
Marmotwolof''s post would make a good Zappa or Negativeland sound collage,
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha yeah or My Life in the Bush of Ghosts I do wonder what would've went down if the Today show would've thrown that quote in Vince's face.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
In other news, I'm sad to find out that Droz is still quadropilegic. At least WWE still has him on the payroll, using him as a writer.
― kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
my god I can't wait till the Law & Order: SVU episode
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)
x-post what you thought he was gonna magically heal and form a tag team with Dynamite Kid?
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
No, I thought they'd give him his own rickshaw, with Dusty Rhodes to pull it around.
― kingfish, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
-- marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:48
ya rly
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
Curtis more OTM than anyone has ever been before. (but it'll be reg'lar law and order and they'll nail the Vince McMahon character for something)
― milo z, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)
nice save, kingfish
― hstencil, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)
When is that in relation to when Benoit sent those cryptic text messages to his co-workers?
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)
A day after.
ABC News' latest story says "Text messages released by officials show that messages from Chris Benoit's cell phone were being sent to co-workers a few hours after the Wikipedia posting." (emphasis mine).
Also, I think the Wiki posting says that Benoit missed a match two days earlier -- I guess that would mean Friday, June 22 -- because of Nancy's death.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)
Nah, Vengeance on the Sunday.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/69.120.111.23
Note also "replaced page with 'piss'" further down. Looks like a hoax, but it'd be a weird coincidence.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chavo_Guerrero%2C_Jr.&diff=prev&oldid=138444926
:/
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)
There's a chilling possibility here. If -- and, I know, it's a big if -- but if the Wiki entry came from inside WWE headquarters, then someone at the WWE knew at some point between Friday, June 22 and Monday morning, June 25, that Nancy Benoit had been killed. Daniel apparently died sometime after his mother. So did someone know about Nancy's death early enough to have possibly prevented Daniel's death?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)
Actually, it's a chilling possibility whether or not the Wiki entry came from inside the WWE.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)
The Wiki staff must've been shitting themselves to call an urgent meeting so they could be all "WE HAVE A PERSISTENT VANDAL WE NEED AN IP BAN STAT"
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
I think this is PWInsider:
Fox News is reporting that an anonymous user out of Stamford, CT edited Chris Benoit's entry on Wikipedia to feature the comments, "However, Chris Benoit was replaced by Johnny Nitro for the ECW Championship match at Vengeance, as Benoit was not there due to personal issues, stemming from the death of his wife Nancy." The comments led to Wikipedia volunteers contacting Fayetteville, Georgia authorities.
However, the I.P. address in question also made a series of other edits to different entries, including former WWE Diva Stacy Keibler, WWE star Chavo Guerrero, NBA player Ron Artest and the HBO series The Sopranos. Many of the edits were misspelled or explicit in nature, leading one to believe that the postings were made by a hoaxer. You can read this person's past edits here.
Even though the IP address is being traced back to Stamford, CT, it's also entirely conceivable that the user was concealing his true IP address. One person who knows a lot about internet technology said, "They have software out there that you install on your computer that will change your IP address and location or origin that people will see on the Internet. IP spoofing is a little more technical so with this user, based on the grammar, looks to be someone young using a software program of that nature."
More than likely, this person made a wild guess regarding the Benoit situation at the time, and this person turned out to be right.
that doesn't make sense then that "messages from Chris Benoit's cell phone were being sent to co-workers a few hours after the Wikipedia posting," the wiki updated 12:01 a.m. Monday and all five text messages were sent between 3:53 AM and 3:58 AM on Sunday, June 24.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)
There does seemed to be a marked difference in tone between a bunch of posts calling Ron Artest a nigger and a rapist/saying that Chavo Guerrero is a rapist with no penis, and inserting a factual claim about Chris Benoit's not that well-known wife.`I guess if was a shared WWE IP the earlier stuff was probably just all Bradshaw though.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
Nancy Grace just said "theories fly that Benoit himself was actually murdered." Where?
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)
I should really be asleep instead of rooting through this shit, but by this stage I'm expecting to wake up and find out Eddie Guerrero's grave is empty
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)
Papa Shango be necromancing
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
Current Benoit Wiki:
On June 25, 2007, Benoit, his wife Nancy, and their 7-year-old son Daniel were found dead in their Fayetteville, Georgia home. Subsequent investigations are ongoing as to whether Chris Benoit had murdered his wife and son and then hanged himself, or whether circumstances appear to be different from the facts.
Good to know protecting the article kept out the poor-quality edits there kids
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)
Jericho on Grace now
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)
He really is the most well spoken man in wrestling, even though he was being interviewed by a complete retard.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)
Watching these Cable News shows the past few days has been a (depressing), eye-opening experience. Nancy Grace seems like she's just making up "rumors flying around," e.g., Chris Benoit was murdered and it was made to look like a suicide.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah that's the first I've heard anyone say that, even on the net.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)
Nancy Grace is a fuckin moonbat.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)
the wiki thing = red herring
― hstencil, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)
She just went off ranting BENOIT WAS A HERO!
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)
This woman has to be an actress playing a character, I don't buy she is for real for one second. I'd only briefly seen her before.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)
This is so right. I've never seen her show before. Where to start?
NANCY GRACE: I AGREE WITH YOU 200%!TALKING HEAD: [What criminal liability does Benoit's Doctor potentially face?] ACCESSORY TO MURDER -- THAT'S ALL!
TALKING HEAD: [What criminal liability does Benoit's Doctor potentially face?] ACCESSORY TO MURDER -- THAT'S ALL!
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)
You may be right. Why do you think so?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)
This is all so fucking insane. Grace is not helping.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)
And I *wish* she wasn't real.
Nancy Grace: "Susan Moss, weigh in!"Susan Moss: "IT AIN'T OVER 'TILL IT'S OVER, AND THIS AIN'T OVER!"
Susan Moss: "IT AIN'T OVER 'TILL IT'S OVER, AND THIS AIN'T OVER!"
Brilliant
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)
That sounds like especially bad wrestling dialogue.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)
^^^^ OTM.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)
You have to see the guest(Moss) deliver that line. So falsely impassioned, so immediate! She's! Telling! You! Like! It! Is! WHEN NO-ONE ELSE WILL!
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)
Although to be fair that is kinda the standard delivery for all Straight Shootin Pundits that are Lookin Out For You tm.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)
Yes. By the way, an ex-wrestler on MSNBC now is speaking more calmly, straightforwardly and in a more articulate way than anyone I've heard this evening. His real name is Mark Mero. Who is he in the wrestling world?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)
nobody.
― hstencil, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)
He used to be Wildman Mark Mero, then Mark Mero, then "Sable's husband," then "Sable's ex-husband."
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)
aka nobody
Marc Mero was an awesome worker that vince saddled with a JOhnny B. Badd/even-more-effiminate Little Richard gimmick.
http://img.search.com/thumb/6/6c/Johnny_B_Badd_1.jpg/180px-Johnny_B_Badd_1.jpg
He later married Sable, then divorced
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)
oh shit i forgot johnny b. badd ha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)
Mero just spoke again. He may be a nobody in terms of his wrestling profile, but he sounds much more level-headed and smart than others I've heard on cable news shows tonight.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)
Marc Mero sounds smarter than Jericho IRL? This I gotta see. What show was he on?
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)
btw Susan Moss was hideous in tone and appearance, where do they find these people
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)
Marc Mero sounds smarter than Jericho IRL?
Yes, I thought so.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)
So this was on Scarborough or something? There's a replay later tonight.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)
lol @ wrestling fans getting mindz blown over nancy grace.
― gr8080, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)
Yes, on Scarborough's show. Mero pulled out a list of 25 wrestlers who he's competed with or against who are now dead. He spoke candidly and coherently. Maybe I'm giving him too much credit because of how foolish many of the others sounded, but I thought he acquited himself very well.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not a wrestling fan anymore, and I haven't watched it in years. But -- after watching just one episode -- I'm even less of a Nancy Grace fan.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)
Steve Austin's ex-wife was on Hannity & Colmes tonight. She said Austin took steriods, then beat her so badly that wrestling co-workers saw the obvious bruises on her. But the abuse was covered up by the WWE, because Austin was the company's top performer:
Marshall was asked if anything was ever said to her about the bruises. "No. They're not going to rat on the top moneymaker in wrestling and everyone else knew this was going on but no one was going to stop it because Steve would make millions of dollars for Vince (McMahon). I just knew when this happened to Nancy and her seven year old little boy. Maybe if I spoke up before, I could have saved Nancy and her boy."It was said that there was a cover-up by WWE of "all this domestic abuse." Debra nodded and said, "Yes. To WWE, the wrestlers, we're nothing but tools. We're moneymakers. The people that make all the most money - you don't want bad publicity on them. They're the ones that sell the T-shirts. They're the ones that make the most money. They make the draw. For to have Stone Cold Steve Austin arrested? Oh my God. They so put that under the table. They hush hushed it and had me sign a gag order on me for a year that I couldn't talk about this because I could totally bring down their top star."
It was said that there was a cover-up by WWE of "all this domestic abuse." Debra nodded and said, "Yes. To WWE, the wrestlers, we're nothing but tools. We're moneymakers. The people that make all the most money - you don't want bad publicity on them. They're the ones that sell the T-shirts. They're the ones that make the most money. They make the draw. For to have Stone Cold Steve Austin arrested? Oh my God. They so put that under the table. They hush hushed it and had me sign a gag order on me for a year that I couldn't talk about this because I could totally bring down their top star."
Yikes. The type of attack she described has an eerily familiar ring to it. Austin allegedly "jumped on me with his knee in my back pounding me in the back and in the face."
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CHRIS-BENOIT-RIP-Background-Digital-PORTRAIT-WWE-L-K_W0QQitemZ150136344786QQihZ005QQcategoryZ73416QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)
I think this is the first time under the new ILX that the most read thread of the week isn't a Balkan thread. So kudos to Nancy Sullivan and all her fans on a tremendous achievement.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:09 (eighteen years ago)
Don't underestimate our standard ILX trainwreck threads, which will hill 1K+ within 8 hours.
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pictures/n/nancy-sullivan/nancy-sullivan.jpg WOMAN woe-man whoooa-man.
She was a thief you gotta believe she stole my heart and my cat Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats they make me horny, Saturday morny girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins I want to to be Betty's Barney Hey Jane get me off this crazy thing called love.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:30 (eighteen years ago)
has anybody talked to Kevin Sullivan yet?
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)
"So I married a Suplex Murderer"
― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:42 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah kingfish he was interviewed in one of the articles...I'll see if I can find it.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:53 (eighteen years ago)
Nancy Benoit Remembered By Ex-Husband Kevin Sullivan By Gia Cortina Jun 27, 2007
Former professional wrestler Kevin Sullivan was shocked and sad when he heard about the death of his ex-wife Nancy Benoit. Nancy was discovered dead in her home Monday along with her 7-year-old son Daniel and husband, WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, in an apparent murder-suicide.
Sullivan married for the former Nancy Daus in 1985. The couple were still married in the 1990s when a scripted rivalry between Benoit and Sullivan in the now-defunct World Championship Wrestling (WCW) resulted in Beniot as the victor on the mat, reports Fox News.
Besides his mat victory that night, Benoit also was victorious with Nancy, as a real-life romance began in 1997.
Ultimately, Nancy divorced Sullivan and married Benoit in 2000. The couple did not have any children.
Sullivan resides in Tavernier, Florida, within the Florida Keys, where he and his now wife Linda own and run a gym called 'Froggy's Fitness'.
Sullivan told Fox News that he had not spoken to his ex-wife since their split...and that he learned of the grisly crime, which reportedly took place over several days, from television news on Monday evening.
"It's surreal," said Sullivan. "She was a nice person. We just went our separate ways. She was nice and very loving and I'm sure she was a good mother."
Sullivan also said that he did not know Benoit well outside the ring. "I never associated with him, so I really don't know his personality," he said. "(But) I'm sad for all three, especially the child."
Nancy had her big break in professional wrestling as a valet and manager 26 years ago.
In June 1984 she was featured on the cover of Wrestling All-Stars Magazine. Before this break, she worked as a model and sat ringside to watch pro-wrestling matches.
One month after her magazine shoot, Nancy and Sullivan met. Reportedly, they quickly fell in love and soon, Nancy was a part of Sullivan's entourage in Florida Championship Wrestling. As part of the 'Santanists," Nancy became known as 'Fallen Angel'.
They were married the following year and Nancy's career in professional wrestling grew.
In 1989, she joined the WCW and sat ringside to support brothers Rick and Scott Steiner. She took on the persona of Robin Green, who was supposed to be obsessed with Rick Steiner.
It was during that match though that Nancy revealed herself as a new character...Woman...her distraction cost the Steiner Brothers the match.
Now, with her new persona, Nancy left the WCW.
However after several years assisting Sullivan independently and doubling as a valet in the ECW, most notably for Sandman and 2 Cold Scorpio, both Nancy and Sullivan made a move back to the WCW in 1994.
By the end of the year, Nancy became the manager of the Four Horseman...Ric Flair, Brian Pillman, Arn Anderson and Chris Benoit.
It was then that Nancy began her on-screen storyline relationship with Benoit, which eventually turned into a real-life relationship and the dissolution of her marriage to Sullivan.
But there may be more to that divorce than meets the eye.
According to Fox News, Sullivan's supposed intent in the late '90s was to retire from wrestling and focus on a career in booking, according to various media reports. However, Kevin is said to have caused Nancy to quit wrestling when he created a pay-per-view skit where she would appear topless; Nancy refused.
Sadly, the storybook beginning of Nancy's life in professional wrestling ended in tragedy.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:57 (eighteen years ago)
To be fair, it wasn't Vince. Johnny B Badd was his WCW character, so blame Jim Herd for that.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:08 (eighteen years ago)
That Mero interview is on again right now.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:10 (eighteen years ago)
I only realised a few years ago that Marc Mero wasn't black.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:12 (eighteen years ago)
These things take time.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:13 (eighteen years ago)
Oh shit Meltzer is on Scarborough, too. I've never actually seen him on TV before.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:17 (eighteen years ago)
Most of the mainstream outlets that refer to this scripted rivalry fail to mention that Sullivan wrote that shit himself and lost his wife as a result
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:39 (eighteen years ago)
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER
[link to www.johnnyleeclary.com]By Johnny Angel
(Former Pro Wrestling Champion)
Now known as Rev. Johnny Lee Clary
World-Wide Evangelist IMAGE ( [link to www.johnnyleeclary.com] Kevin Sullivan (Is he the real killer of Benoit and his family?)
The late Chris Benoit and his wife Nancy
The tragic deaths of Chris Benoit and his wife Nancy and son Daniel have shocked the wrestling world. The police are calling it a double-murder-suicide, but is it really? Let’s look at some facts. It has been 10 years exactly since Nancy divorced Kevin Sullivan to marry Chris Benoit. In the 1980’s Sullivan, along with his then-wife Nancy, were running a gimmick in wrestling of how they were Satanists, and Nancy was known as “The Fallen Angel.” She later became known as “Woman.” The trouble with the Satanists gimmick was it was for real, and was not a work, or fake. In the 1990’s Kevin Sullivan was the booker for WCW, and he scripted his wife Nancy into having an affair with Chris Benoit who was a member of the Four Horsemen. This made for a good angle, except, the acting became reality as Chris and Nancy actually fell in love and Nancy divorced Sullivan to marry Benoit.
Benoit left the WCW to go to work for the WWE which was then known as the WWF. It is a fact that Sullivan threatened Benoit and told him he would kill him. Yes, that was 10 years ago, but Kevin Sullivan is no dummy. He is known for being a calculating, cold-hearted individual. Today, according to a source close to me, Kevin Sullivan is a high ranking member of the Satanic Church. The police need to consider the possibility that Sullivan carried out these gruesome murders in order to have his revenge, which is what Satanists live for. He could have entered the home, with an accomplice or accomplices and held the Benoit’s at gunpoint, Sullivan could have then bound up Nancy, and made Benoit and his son watch as he strangled the life out of her. Then the next day after making Benoit and his son spend the day in agony, murdered Benoit’s little boy because of his hatred for the offspring of Benoit and Nancy. Then he could have made Benoit wait an entire day before killing him to by hanging him in the basement.
By doing this, not only would Kevin Sullivan have lived out his Satanic Church creed with his lust for revenge, but he would have destroyed Chris Benoit’s reputation which is what has happened now as the wrestling world is attacking the memory of Chris Benoit remembering him as an insane baby killer and wife killer instead of the great World Champion wrestler and friend that he was.
Satanists hate the Bible and the police have stated that a Bible was found next to the bodies of Benoit’s wife and son. This would serve as a bizarre calling card as if to either say “What good did your Bible do you?” or to throw off investigators to keep them from suspecting Sullivan and his Satanists would have been involved.
Another thing to note is the fact that Kevin Sullivan was also associated with Sherri Martel, who died just a few days before the bodies of Chris Benoit, and his family was found, and the full details of Martell’s death have not been made known as of the time of this writing.
I wonder why the police have not even considered investigating the possibility the Kevin Sullivan killed Benoit, Nancy, and their child. It is certainly a possibility worth looking in to.
Also, Benoit was going to be crowned ECW World Champion on Sunday night. Why would he murder his family and kill himself when he was going to be on top again and make lots more money?
Why would he tie his wife up before killing her? He would have no reason to, but Kevin Sullivan sure would!
Sure he had some problems with Nancy, but that was 4 years ago and what married couple doesn’t have problems? Remember also that they reconciled and as far as everyone knows there has been no other incidents reported.
One also needs to consider the fact that Benoit loved his kids and was so proud of his son that was killed. His kids wore suits and ties to his wrestling events and was proud of their dad. He was loved and respected by all those who knew him.
In my opinion, there is no way he would have murdered his family. This whole murder case has Satanists written all over it and Sullivan is a Satanist and has the motive to murder them.
I am encouraging anyone who reads this to send this to police authorities and circulate it on the internet, so these facts can be investigated, before the case is closed and Benoit is written off in history a murderer. If Sullivan is the real killer, justice should be served! As a former Pro Wrestler myself, now a born again Christian and world wide evangelist, I am hoping and praying for justice no matter who is responsible.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)
Dude I was on the Blame Sullivan shit days ago
Who is to Blame?
Your child could understandably be feeling betrayed, angry and confused by events, not knowing who to blame or who they can trust. You may find it helpful to explain who Kevin Sullivan is, and basically just claim it’s all his fault.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:42 (eighteen years ago)
I'm kinda hoping Hogan turns up at some point soon. Then the lulz will kick into overdrive.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:45 (eighteen years ago)
It might be that Rob Van Dam was right too though, and Benoit really was the victim of demonic possession - this would explain why it took K-Sul so long to kill him.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:46 (eighteen years ago)
xxx-post YAY, was wondering how long that was gonna take. I have an old book called Wrestling's Great Grudge Matches with a pretty awesome picture of Sullivan and "Fallen Angel" and some other girl looking like Mercyful Fate groupies or something.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:48 (eighteen years ago)
this isn't the one I meant but it's similar: http://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/photos/sullivn1.gif
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)
An update on Blatt's post from this afternoon: according to Wade Keller at PWTorch.com, the Wikipedia edit "has now apparently been traced to someone who has made previous prank posts, and who also may have been able to falsely make it appear as if Stamford was the originating IP location even if it wasn't." Adds Keller, "the IP address used has been linked to previous vile sexual, anti-gay, and racist prank posts on Wikipedia in the past related to Stacy Keibler, The Sopranos, and Ron Artest. That IP address has also been linked to a highly offensive post on Chavo Guerrero's Wikipedia page."
They make it sound like it was some high-tech 24 shit instead of clicking "history" at the top of the page
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:58 (eighteen years ago)
hoo boy read Johnny Angel's wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Lee_Clary
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:10 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not sure where this edit fits in the timeline:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chris_Benoit&diff=next&oldid=140551735
― onimo, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)
That's the kind of thing that can send a man over the edge.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)
8 of those 3000 Chris Benoit memorial pics on eBay were sold, a shameless $7.92 cash in.
― onimo, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:15 (eighteen years ago)
x-post hahaha the things a kid will edit in when he just blew $40 on a bullshit PPV where the best match scheduled didn't happen.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)
Wiki vandalism case solved:
http://spring.newsvine.com/_news/2007/06/29/808872-the-college-student-who-knew-about-the-benoit-murder-suicide-before-police
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)
"At one point he also replaces the entire page on the African Wild Ass with, simply, 'piss.' "
Worth it for that.
― aldo, Friday, 29 June 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)
-- marmotwolof, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:10 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
Or even better his website...xkkk.org I believe Ann Coulter is the greatest Christian Motivational Political speaker alive today.
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 29 June 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.torontosun.com/FrontPage/2007/06/29/torcover.jpg
Beautiful.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.newsvine.com/_vine/images/users/nws/spring/809002.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe get Ron Artest to pull his pants down and make him walk the streets of Connecticut while he follows him in a small car
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)
OH SHIT HERE WE GO:
Former WWF champion Ultimate Warrior will be on Fox News on Hannity & Colmes tonight, at 9 PM Eastern discussing the Benoit situation.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, thank God. I was worried I wasn't going to hear his opinion.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)
MOMMA SET THE TIVO
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)
Why? What do you expect him to say? Is he just a loose cannon?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)
Google "queering don't make the world work", Danny.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)
Or "destrucity".
damn someone best youtube that shit immediately!
― creme1, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, my.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
Man, there's no justice is there? Benoit dead and the Ultimate fucking Warrior on Fox News gloating about Vince McMahon because of it. I guess if Warrior had tried to kill someone he'd just have collapsed sucking wind two minutes into his pre-murder promo though.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
He's perfect for Sean Hannity, though.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 June 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
Let's open up the book for what line of thought Teh Waryr is going to bring to Fox.
2-1: "Everyone in wrasslin' is and was on drugs except me." 7-2: "Benoit was from Canada and Canada is full of liberal queers and liberal queering don't make the world work." 8-1: "It was the A-rabs that did it!" 1,000,000-1: "But Vince McMahon wasn't at fult."
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)
haha, i had forgotten about this episode, when Warrior went after Lowtax
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)
I guess that's another good thing that might come out of all this -- with so many current/former wrestlers going on TV and talking shit about other current/former wrestlers, maybe we can get some fresh feuds and dream matches out of this. I'd seriously put 5-1 odds on Wohyah putting some blame on HHH -- you know, because HHH has been sucking Vince's teet for so long and holding so many guys down that it's created a culture of despair in the WWE, all which directly led to Benoit's suicide. This will set up the long awaited Wrestlemania XII rematch between Wohyah and HHH in the main event of WM XXIV. Admit it, you'd pay money to see this.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
whoa, the wikipedia entry on wrestlemania xii is blowing my mind. i wasn't watching back then, but wtfffff? this makes NO SENSE TO ME. "Match ended in a no contest after the Huckster and Nacho Man "died" after the Huckster hit the Nacho Man with a chair and the Nacho Man hit The Huckster with a ladies shoes"
ok what "Nacho man"? died from being it by ladies shoes? is this vandalism?
― Will M., Friday, 29 June 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
I'd be happy with the main event just being Wohyah and HHH just cutting promos and/or busting on each other, since Triple H can be funny and Wohyah is batshit.
And i'd have Kevin Nash along, just to add more fun.
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
ok what "Nacho man"?
This was during the years when Vince was smarting from getting reamed by Nitro every week, so he felt the need to put on stupid skits mocking the old guys in WCW.
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
So Billionaire Ted, The Huckster, and Nacho Man = Millionaire Ted, the Hulkster, and Macho Man? That makes a bit more sense, I suppose...? Still, the died from ladies shoes?
― Will M., Friday, 29 June 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articlePics/article2624.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
Italy, which until recently was the WWE's #2 money earner, has dropped all WWE coverage from national TV.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)
oh shit, really? wow.
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.repubblica.it/2007/06/sezioni/spettacoli_e_cultura/italia1-abolisce-wrestling/italia1-abolisce-wrestling/italia1-abolisce-wrestling.html
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
When these names are cross-referenced on the social-networking website facebook
This is like that ep of South Park where they found the terrorists via MySpace and got to their hideout via Google Maps.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)
That's a ridiculous reaction.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)
On the AP wire:
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070626/capt.87b906527a774a00b569ae52274e485a.wrestler_dead_flday104.jpg?x=319&y=345&sig=9EmGi7o2nl1_w1_WD5VAxA--
In a Feb. 10, 1986 Daytona Beach News-Journal file photo, 'Fallen Angel' Nancy Daus wears makeup from her ring attire when she wrestled for the National Wrestling Alliance professional wrestling circuit. Daus-Benoit was the wife of WWE pro wrestler Chris Benoit. Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday. (AP Photo/Daytona Beach News-Journal)
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070626/capt.a42b1f54a6504857b1cc4f4b0717ec8b.wrestler_dead_cpt111.jpg?x=273&y=345&sig=.1SvajDY1oR0f7pFoqYUmQ--
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070628/capt.707576a58f0e4054976883b0101b0db9.wrestler_dead_nyrd101.jpg?x=380&y=276&sig=xB5ZyZxMbKT43mvoG9mQCw--
Modern haircuts don't work so well on vince.
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070626/capt.e3953f7f25d542618e1b0584757f2899.wrestler_dead_gajb101.jpg?x=380&y=327&sig=Ly6tOYDD_vgwPCRVfqYURg--
and they're making a shrine on the front gate
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
Vince probably regrets that whole head-shaving thing now that he's all over mainstream news, eh?
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)
http://tinyurl.com/226hhu <-- that italian article trans'd to english, via the goog. it doesn't seem like they're pulling it permanently, but who can tell? google engrish is magical.
― Will M., Friday, 29 June 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)
They are much sad one to feel that this is happened. Much sad for all Italia is a day in order to lose the relative television programs fighting. I have enjoyed watching shining muscles of these splendid boy, poichè have blinked in the mat to a way much erotico. A lot was arousing and has often obtained hard while I had dreams of similar nature.
― rodman, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
x-posts but ok waking up to find some clueless Fox news show is putting Warrior on TV = OH GLORIOUS DAY
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
Just you wait - Warrior might even get his own show on Fox News out of this. He is their target audience, after all.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
lol syntax:
Hannity & Colmes…. Posted in Uncategorized on June 29th, 2007
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Hello warriors. Yes, I have agreed to make a rare public appearance on Hannity & Colmes. Yesterday, I tentatively agreed to this evening, Friday. This morning we were contacted by the show and told there was a shift in programming due to the London Bombing attempt. So, I decided that Monday would be better.
Of course, I’ve been paying attention to how this has unfolded. I’ve drafted up a post — your typical Warrior masterpiece — and will put up the polished piece after my appearance over at Fox. I’ve some original ideas about this incident — what’s new? — and want to showcase them on TV, first.
I’m not sure yet, still have to do some howling atop my mountain for further enlightenment, but probably just go on Fox with my typical eloquent knack to say what others are thinking but don’t have the courage to let slip past their lips. You know, the usual brilliant, “self-destructive” stuff.
Your Founding Father of Ring Intensity,
Always Believe,
Warrior
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
WWE MSG Classics played a Warrior/Andre the Giant IC bout from '89 last Wednesday and it was THE DRIZZLING SHITS. One of those things where the most exciting spot is a body slam (duh, it's Andre) but it went on for 10 minutes with a DQ finish as well.
Still, the insane pop Warrior is always bragging about is completely true. It was loud as hell on that show, and I saw him fight Rick Rude at a house show around that time and it's still the loudest audience pop I've ever heard, at other wrestling shows (and I've seen Rock and Stone Cold), rock concerts, what have you. Kids loved the guy.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
Still, the insane pop Warrior is always bragging about is completely true.
It's all about the theme music.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)
No dude, the pop on MSG happened as soon as Fink announced it was an IC bout, kids were that excited.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
pop = cheering?
― gr8080, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)
what version of poppage are you using?
― gr8080, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
yeah that's what they call it when a wrestler gets a big response on entrance
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)
To the eight-year-old me, Warrior was the coolest shit ever.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
Same here man, it wasn't until the WCW comeback that I realized how crazy and boring he is as a wrestler.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)
What I meant that it was the music was a bit part of what made the Warrior such a hit. The anticipation of that first 'DUN.... dun DUN DUN DUN' always made the crowd electric.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)
me too.
i had no idea he was still in the public eye, no less as a batshit right winger.
xxp
― gr8080, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)
Remember how WCW just had him come out and rant at Hogan for 15 minutes? oWn? Yeesh.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)
A lot was arousing and has often obtained hard while I had dreams of similar nature.
and now we have the new version of "obtain much hard one"
and "pop" = positive audience reaction = people "popping" out of their chairs to cheer
Classic warrior PPV pop: Summerslam 88, where he ran to the ring and squashed the Honky Tonk Man in 30 secs for the IC Title. I can't remember if he blew up on the way to the ring or not. I was 12 years old at the time and we had about 12 of us(my siblings & my dad, neighbors & neighbor kids) in the family room cheering.
Fun Fact: the late Sensational Sherri played Honky Tonk Man's valet "Peggy Sue", and it only took a blonde wig & big sunglasses not to be recognized.
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
That should have read 'it was the music that was a big part'. I've got one eye on SmackDown so I'm not paying much attention.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
actually, besides noticing Dom making references here and there, I had no idea wrestling was popular at all outside of the US.
― gr8080, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
ok yeah it pretty much is the greatest theme music ever, but I also thought New Jack coming out to Natural Born Killaz was some cool ass shit. Has the similar DUN DUN feel.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)
WCW/WWF/WWE that is.
― gr8080, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)
Fun Fact: the late Sensational Sherri played Honky Tonk Man's valet "Peggy Sue"
WHOA. Someone find a pic of that.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
I had no idea wrestling was popular at all outside of the US.
It's hugely popular in the UK and Ireland, ever since Sky started showing WWF in 1989.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
I like how Warrior/owN even ruined other wrestler's careers, i.e. that stupid trap door hurting Davey Boy Smith's back so that he had to go on painkillers and got fired by WCW.
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)
that Lowtax vs. Ultimate Warrior thing is awesome
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, it's shit like that oWn business that -- the nWo stuff aside -- made me glad I didn't see any WCW after ITV dropped WorldWide in 1995.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah I was going to mention that, speaking of which I thought it was kinda funny that on the Today show when they were showing pics of dead wrestlers during the Vince interview they showed a pic of Owen Hart under the name Davey Boy Smith, but they fixed it with a pic of Davey Boy when it was replayed on Scarborough.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
x-post to kingfish
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
And yeah, the music always played a big part, and I liked the fact that they even amped it up for shorter attention spans in the late 90s, when they added a sound effect to cue the music(e.g. Steve Austin).
Macho Man's Pomp & Circumstance, Hulk Hogan's Real American, Ric Flair's, etc
Hell, even WCW lucked out once or twice, since with the Goldberg viking funeral theme, it was perfectly timed to fit in chants between bell rings.
Of course, everybody's WWE music went nu-metal/fake-RATM in the late 90s and it SUUUUUUUCKED.
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
Has anybody read any of the "Death of WCW" books, either from Scott Keith or the WrestleCrap guys?
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
OTM. They'll never again have anything as good as Jake the Snake's theme, or the Hart Foundation's, or Demolition's.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
Ric Flair's theme is still Also sprach Zarathustra to this day. Did he ever change it?
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)
On SmackDown right now Chavo is getting his post-bereavement push against, um, Sho Funaki and, er, Jamie Noble. Oh dear.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
How the hell do you get Smackdown that early? It comes on at 8 here.
Fuck I can't remember how Jake's theme went, I loved him though. After his blindfold match with The Model one friend and I spent the whole summer when I was 10 doing blindfold matches.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)
I'm in Ireland, watching it on Sky Sports. It starts at 10pm -- we always get it earlier than the US, ha.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)
Haha, Jake vs Rick Martel and Rick Rude, classic feuds for the future crackhead
― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)
Say hi to Hornswoggle for me.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
(who is haha actually from Wisconsin)
― marmotwolof, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)
Fiddle dee dee, begorrah, etc.
― MacDara, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)
The one recent theme that was great was when Rock went to Hollywood in 2002 and came back in '03 as an arrogant showbiz asshole to wrestle Hogan, and they had this stupidly overblown 90-second helicopter flyby video with beatific organ music, which eventually became a slowed down version of his entrance music so he could stride out at 1/4 mile an hour and look menacing.
The subsequent gleefully abusive Hollywood Rock promos ("aw yay! He said Toronto! That's where WE live! Yayyy! AH SHUDDUP") are basically my favourite two months of WWE TV ever. Fucked if I can remember any of the actual matches.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)
Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard has reported that his office is receiving all sorts of communications, including conspiracy theories, as well as psychics offering their assistance into understanding what went on at the home during the crimes.
Reporters say they are also receiving emails from fans. One suggested that Johnny Nitro be investigated, as the sender believes Nitro may be responsible so that he could replace Benoit in his match on June 24. Another claimed they believe a dead wrestler, whose name was not provided, came back to life in order to murder the Benoit family.
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 30 June 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)
and wiki vandals strike again:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kurt_Angle&diff=141549966&oldid=141547310
― kingfish, Saturday, 30 June 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe wiki is like Death Note now. If someone finds Angle's body tomorrow we'll know for sure.
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 30 June 2007 08:23 (eighteen years ago)
One suggested that Johnny Nitro be investigated, as the sender believes Nitro may be responsible so that he could replace Benoit in his match on June 24.
Ha ha! Just imagine! That would make him wrestling's all-time ultimate heel! He still wouldn't get over, though.
― MacDara, Saturday, 30 June 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)
Wouldn't the ultimate heel be whoever came back from the dead to kill them all?
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 30 June 2007 08:56 (eighteen years ago)
Nitro isn't so bad. They should probably just stick the belt on Punk now though.
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 30 June 2007 09:00 (eighteen years ago)
Benoit DVD gone from Amazon btw, but not before cracking the top 30 in sales. Marketplace has 13 used & new available from $55.00, of course.
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 30 June 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)
The Rock's "Hollywood Heel" entrance is easily the best ever. And those heel promos in Canada and feud with The Hurricane ("You're The Hamburglar! Go get The Rock some cheeseburgers!") were total fucking instant classic. Too bad it fizzled out with Austin and Goldbeeeeerg.
Also, WWE lucked out even more when they re-used The Patriot's (!) music for Kurt Angle and ended up with the "You Suck" chants.
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 30 June 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)
Three DVD Hollywood Rock compilation available from certain online suppliers:
Vol. 1 (2:01:52) 01. The Rock vs Brock Lesnar (8/25/02 Summerslam) 02. Vince McMahon interview, announces Rock-Hogan II, introduces The Rock via satellite (1/30/03 Smackdown) 03. Rock promo via satellite (2/6/06 Smackdown) 04. Hulk Hogan promo, The Rock interrupts via satellite (2/6/06 Smackdown) 05. Rock-Hogan video (2/13/03 Smackdown) 06. Rock-Hogan confrontation (2/20/03 Smackdown) 07. The Rock vs Hulk Hogan (2/23/03 No Way Out) 08. Rock promo (2/24/03 Raw) 09. Rock & Hurricane (2/24/03 Raw)
Vol. 2 (2:05:23) 01. Battle Royal (2/24/03 Raw) 02. Rock & Hurricane (3/3/03 Raw) 03. The Rock in his dressing room (3/3/03 Raw) 04. Steve Austin promo, The Rock interrupts (3/3/03 Raw) 05. The Rock chats up Eric Bischoff (3/10/03 Raw) 06. Rock & Hurricane (3/10/03 Raw) 07. The Rock interrupts Steve Austin interrupting Eric Bischoff (3/10/03 Raw) 08. The Rock vs The Hurricane (3/10/03 Raw) 09. Rock & Teddy (3/17/03 Raw) 10. The Hurricane vs Rodney Mack (3/17/03 Raw - The Rock interferes) 11. Steve Austin vs Eric Bischoff (3/17/03 Raw - The Rock interferese) 12. Steve Austin promo (3/24/03 - Austin is booted from the building so as not to disrupt The Rock Concert) 13. Rock & Bischoff (3/24/03 Raw) 14. The Rock Concert (3/24/03 Raw)
Vol. 3 (2:18:40) 01. The Rock vs Steve Austin (3/30/03 Wrestlemania) 02. Eric Bischoff fires Steve Austin (3/31/03 Raw) 03. Rock Appreciation Night planning (3/31/03 Raw) 04. Rock promo, Goldberg interrupts (3/31/03 Raw) 05. Rock & Bischoff (4/7/03 Raw) 06. Rock, Trish, & Jeff (4/7/03 Raw) 07. The Rock vs Jeff Hardy (4/7/03 Raw) 08. Rock promo via satellite (4/14/03 Raw) 09. The Rock arrives (4/21/03 Raw) 10. The Rock Concert II (4/21/03 Raw) 11. The Rock Concert II Encore (4/21/03 Raw) 12. The Rock vs Goldberg (4/27/03 No Way Out)
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 30 June 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
I was at WrestleMania X-8; the pop for Hogan was unbelievable, but the Rock still got a great reception, at least in my section.
But once was enough. And the dome totally emptied out after that match. Can't really blame them, as the card went on forever (Jericho-HHH didn't start till well after 11pm).
― MacDara, Saturday, 30 June 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2007/06/a-wiki-mystery.html
Someone on Wikipedia posted the fact of pro-wrestler Steve Benoit's wife's death more than fourteen hours before the police found the body
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 30 June 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)
Oh man, where do I get a Hollywood Rock compilation? That satellite interview was great, where it just of gradually became apparent that he was definitely being an asshole, putting the Hogan rematch over going like "on one hand you have a legend, an ICON, the man who made the sport what it is today, and on the other, you have (disinterested sniff) Hulk Hogan."
Also, instead of following offense up, just sitting in the middle of the ring applauding the quality of his own vertical suplex, whatta guy.
I did actually like Rock-Austin pt.53 at WM19, I like when they do gruelling "one guy dead but refusing to go without getting half killed" type finishes instead of standard WWE booked "oh I thought the one guy was gonna win but the other guy won" artificially snappy stuff.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Saturday, 30 June 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
"dead but refusing to go without getting half-killed" not the best sentence ever, in retrospect, Rockballs
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Saturday, 30 June 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
WON highlights from MJ Styles at the F4W board
"Dave confirmed he used a form of the Crippler Crossface on Daniel. This is interesting since Bryan was adamant that the story was bullshit. Apparently investigators found marks on the boys arm and neck that they didn't understand and upon watching a tape of a Benoit match and seeing the move it made sense. They just said it was a "choke" as to not further sensationalize an already sensationalized story.
-Dave said Bryan was closer to Benoit (he found his writing hilarious) then he was and that Dave hardly ever talked to Chris (while Bryan seemed to indicate semi regular contact). Thought that was interesting as we rib Bryan about getting all his sources through Dave but I never thought he'd have more access to someone like Benoit then Dave.
-Benoit got a prescription for the anti-depressant Xanax at the doctor's visit on Friday.
-Benoit started going downhill after Eddy died because he lost the one guy who he could confide in and shared his problems with. Apparently close friends always knew Benoit had the same problems as Eddy (pills, etc.) and suggested Benoit seriously needed to see a therapist but no one suggested it since he wasn't the type to be open to that sort of thing.
-Apparently the death of Johnny Grunge hit Benoit even harder then Eddy since they were neighbors and him and Nancy fighting was somewhat common and he'd be the one to come over and defuse situations and make Chris laugh. After he died, Chris didn't have that buffer when things got out of control.
-Chris and Nancy had recently separated for a period of time, and Dave received a change of address form for an apartment different then their house (I believe Bryan mentioned he got a different address too).
-Chris recently opened up a new life insurance claim naming his ex-wife and his older 2 kids as the beneficiaries and refused to include Nancy or Daniel.
-When there were rumors of him leaving for TNA, Dave asked him about it and Chris was paranoid thinking Dave had inside info that WWE was going to release him. He apparently may have thought ECW was a demotion and the next step would be out the door. He was reportedly obsessed with establishing himself at the HHH/HBK level. He had grown increasingly paranoid that someone was out to get him and didn't let Nancy leave the house at night or Daniel to play outside and would take different routes from the airport home each time in case he was being followed.
-Nancy confided to a friend in wrestling days before the murders that she feared for her life and the friend told her to go take Daniel to her parents place in Florida (as she had done before when Chris became violent) but she didn't this time. Apparently she had a lockbox at the bank with notes indicating if something happened to her, it was Chris.
-Theory is that she told him she was leaving him for good and taking Daniel and that's when he snapped on her. Loved his son and when she filed for divorce all he wanted was joint custody. Theory is he killed Daniel because in his mind he couldn't bare to let him be alone without his parents and in his condition so it was a "mercy killing".
-Someone in WWE informed Dave before the RAW show that Chris had killed them, but others in the company were unaware but at least someone high up knew before the tribute show was put on the air.
-Dave says he can't write a proper obit/career retrospect and doesn't know if he ever will."
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 30 June 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)
Christ, this just keeps getting better, doesn't it
― kingfish, Saturday, 30 June 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)
Dave confirmed he used a form of the Crippler Crossface on Daniel* * * *Theory is he killed Daniel because in his mind he couldn't bare to let him be alone without his parents and in his condition so it was a "mercy killing".
* * * *
Theory is he killed Daniel because in his mind he couldn't bare to let him be alone without his parents and in his condition so it was a "mercy killing".
This doesn't add up. A mercy killing via Crippler Crossface? That sounds like a horrible, painful way to die, and a very "personal" way for Beinoit to have killed Daniel. It isn't, for instance, like Benoit smothered his son with a pillow, where I suppose Benoit wouldn't have to hear or see his son's agony. But in that wrestling hold, Benoit would have absolutely seen and heard the pain he was causing Daniel. It just doesn't sound like a way to inflict a mercy killing.
There's a lot more to this story yet to unfold, I think.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)
Sorry, I re-read the post and didn't intend it to be so gruesome sounding. What a horrible story.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)
You just know some shithead has already made a photoshop of Daniel in the crossface, and cankles will be along to post it in 3..2..1..
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)
I'm just surprised that Johnny Grunge could afford a house in that nice a neighborhood.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 1 July 2007 08:50 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe he sued Rivers Cuomo or something.
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 1 July 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)
Didn't they say that the Benoit home was their new house? That might explain it.
― MacDara, Sunday, 1 July 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)
This double murder is now perilously close to warranting a star rating.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Sunday, 1 July 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)
"Would have been five, but Nancy didn't sell the effects of being abused for five years. **** 3/4"
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 1 July 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)
I wasn't buying Daniel holding out in the crossface as long as he did. That finish takes it down about 1/2*.
I'm making jokes to reconcile my sanity with the notion that Benoit killed his son with the FUCKING CRIPPLER CROSSFACE !?!!!?
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 1 July 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)
News just in: Hulk Hogan kills family with the Legdrop of Doom TM.
― MacDara, Sunday, 1 July 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)
Meanwhile, police have questions for the Wiki anonymous poster.
And I find this article especially interesting. It rehashes the now familiar statistics about wrestlers dying young, but it also discusses what existing policies aren't working and what policies might work better. For instance, the article suggests unions for wrestlers, which could help them put in place working conditions that don't, essentially, require steriod use for performers to succeed. Also, it points out two major loopholes in the WWE's current steriod-testing policy:
A WRESTLER can pass with a testosterone to epitestosterone ratio of 10:1. Under WADA rules, athletes are in violation from 4:1; the average is 1:1. A WRESTLER who tests positive can be excused if he produces a prescription and a medically justified reason to take the drug in question.
A WRESTLER who tests positive can be excused if he produces a prescription and a medically justified reason to take the drug in question.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 1 July 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
An ESPN Article today has some interesting comments from Nancy's parents:
But Atlanta-based lawyer Richard Decker, who represents Paul and Maureen Toffoloni, told ESPN.com's Elizabeth Merrill that the grandparents babysat often for Daniel and noticed no medical issues. "To them, he's always been a normal, healthy, happy child with no signs of illness," Decker said. "And that's not from a distance. That's from day-to-day contact."
"To them, he's always been a normal, healthy, happy child with no signs of illness," Decker said. "And that's not from a distance. That's from day-to-day contact."
It's too early to draw conclusions, but what -- aside from the WWE's lawyer saying so -- has confirmed that Daniel had Fragile X condition?
I feel for both sets of parents/grandparents in this situation? How, for instance, do Chris Benoit's parents possibly cope with the loss of their son while knowing what he did to their grandson?
Anyway, the full article is here.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 1 July 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)
As far as I recall, Jesse Ventura tried to unionise wrestlers back in the early 1980s but he was completely shot down. Vince's national expansion (and the resultant TV exposure/payoffs) probably contributed to that.
― MacDara, Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)
But now the public's mood and the intense media attention may make it possible.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
I think Hogan was heavily working against it, too. Still is, probably, but one wonders if Triple H would come down as heavily against it as well.
Meanwhile, is Wohyah still gunna be on the tube tonight, or are they going to do more glasgow stuff?
― kingfish, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)
He hasn't posted anything about it being canceled, but he has redesigned his blog over the weekend, I guess in anticipation of getting mad hits. http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/
― marmotwolof, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)
the H&C website(ewwww) lists no warrior tonight, only bomb stuff.
― kingfish, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
WARRIOR STILL ON, they just said it at the top of the show.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)
and seriously browse through some of those blog posts if you haven't already holy shit
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)
Same thing with queers. It doesn’t make me a homophobe because I find homosexuality abnormal (queer). It IS abnormal and I have the freedom to make my OWN moral choice that I believe it is, just as a queer has the freedom to make his OWN immoral choice to be ONE if he wants. I don’t want a queer to lose their freedom to choose, but neither do I want MY right to judge it as I SEE IT taken away. I am not a homophobe. I have no fear of any queer. The unvarnished truth, which I’ve found out many times firsthand, is that queers are “heterophobes,” pure and simple. They fear, even hate, heterosexuals.
This may be the train wreck live news interview of all time.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)
i wonder what the iron sheik thinks of all this
― creme1, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)
I have no fear of any queer.
A poet!
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)
No Sweat. Iron Sheik’s Ass Kicked by Warrior’s Mind. http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/2007/05/12/iron-sheik/
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)
Jesus H&C are talking to Mark Fuhrman right now and he's doubting the suicide
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)
Ted DiBiase on Greta next, too
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)
Jesus H&C are talking to Mark Fuhrman right now and he's doubting the suicide-- marmotwolof, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:36 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- marmotwolof, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:36 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
this is getting too good.
― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)
"UNFORSEEN TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES" NO WARRIOR. :(
Couldn't get the satellite hook-up from Parts Unknown, I guess.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)
The guy probably demanded 2 million dollars for the sweat off his neck.
― Lynskey, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)
They filled time with a quasi-racist clip of some local Fox weatherman rapping. That's not a joke. It was like watching your dad try to rap with exaggerated hand gestures and random "Word!"s and beatboxing. Best part was when he started singing Nelly: "It's getting in here, I'll take off all my clothes - that's a song!" uh-huh.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)
*HOT
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)
-Records show that Dr. Astin prescribed over 1 million doses of numerous drugs over the past two years, many of them prescription painkillers and anabolic steroids, and many of the prescriptions were un-dated, which is illegal in and of itself.
-Quote from federal agent giving the press conference: ""Dr. Astin allegedly prescribed these drugs like candy.""
-Another quote from federal agent giving the press conference: ""Dirty doctors should be on notice that they face federal prosecution and federal prison time.""
--The agent also said, "Alleged in the complaint that Dr. Astin prescribed a very large amount of anabolic steroids to Chris Benoit," including a new ten-month supply of anabolic steroids every 3 to 4 weeks.
-Dr. Astin was arrested and subsequently released on $125,000 secured bond with numerous conditions, including surrendering his medical license and agreeing to home detention with an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet.
-Investigators are still searching through Dr. Astin's record, and there were lots of questions that yielded "no comment" responses. U.S. Attorney David Nahmias said additional charges are ossible as they have "voluminous" records to search through.
--Astin's attorney, Manny Arora, is the same attorney who is representing Adam "Pacman" Jones of the Tennessee Titans. He is well known in Atlanta for representing prominent athletes, and worked with Ed Garland representing Ray Lewis in his murder trial.
--New Jack was on WSB-TV in Atlanta saying he has used steroids, knows who does and doesn't and that the guys all have a doctor they can call 24/7 to get them. He said he was good friends with Nancy is mad at Chris.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:13 (eighteen years ago)
ah great, here we go, 1993 all over again. vince's body fetish will lead to his downfall yet.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)
What's interesting is that in those documents the two guys that the majority of steroids supplied to the WWE locker room in these documents (ie, the those who were seemingly acting as the go-to guys for roids) are listed as "OG" and "MJ". "OG" must be Rey Mysterio (Oscar Guttierez).
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:27 (eighteen years ago)
Well Rey is like 5'3" so he might have some compensation issues as well. Which wrestlers have MJ initials? I'm drawing a blank.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:49 (eighteen years ago)
Mark Jindrak was the only one I could come up with.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:52 (eighteen years ago)
Marty Jannetty hasn't been with WWE since December, hmm.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:53 (eighteen years ago)
Looks like Jindrak still does house shows and dark matches and shit, would be an ideal fall guy if it came to that.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:54 (eighteen years ago)
MELTZ SEZ:
This is the first time when I truly fear that wrestling as we know it not only will be undergoing great changes, but that as bad as Vince McMahon's reputation is in some circles, and even with his history of rebounding from negatives, this will tarnish it to a level that he may never live to fully turn around. There will be a far increased number of cries in the media over the next week, which have already started, to do something about the industry. Between the advertisers, sponsors, and those action figures with the muscular physiques, this is not a story going away soon."
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:56 (eighteen years ago)
I, too, have been checking Meltzer about 5 times a day, it's addictive.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:57 (eighteen years ago)
"HI, DOCTOR NICK!"
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 08:15 (eighteen years ago)
This Astin guy is so fucked. Talk about it all crashing down on you.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 08:19 (eighteen years ago)
The only other MJ wrestler I could come up with is Mike "Virgil/Vincent" Jones, but he's a math teacher in Pittsburgh now.
Unless it stands for MCMAHON JUNIOR. :D
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 08:26 (eighteen years ago)
I was just thinking that too! But which one could it be?...
― MacDara, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe thisis old news, but I found this portion of The Sun's article new and interesting:
But District Attorney Scott Ballard said: "There are additional reports that contradict the earlier information suggesting that Daniel Benoit may have suffered from Dwarf Syndrome or Fragile X Syndrome."Daniel's family denies that he suffered from either condition."As a result of the family's concerns, the Fayette County Sheriff's investigators and the District Attorney's Office have inquired into this matter."A source reviewed Daniel's medical reports and they do not mention any pre-existing mental or physical impairment."Reports from Daniel's educators likewise contradict the claims that Daniel was physically undersized."They report that Daniel graduated kindergarten and was prepared to enter the first grade on par with the other students."
"Daniel's family denies that he suffered from either condition.
"As a result of the family's concerns, the Fayette County Sheriff's investigators and the District Attorney's Office have inquired into this matter.
"A source reviewed Daniel's medical reports and they do not mention any pre-existing mental or physical impairment.
"Reports from Daniel's educators likewise contradict the claims that Daniel was physically undersized.
"They report that Daniel graduated kindergarten and was prepared to enter the first grade on par with the other students."
I remember Nancy Benoit's parents saying they'd never heard that Daniel had Fragile X syndrome. Indeed, now that I think about it, the only place I've heard about Daniel's alleged Fragile X condition (and, for that matter, about the alleged marital tension Daniel's condition caused just before Benoit's rampage) is from WWE sources.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)
Yeaaaaah um, if WWE just made that up...WHY?
"No, see, his kid was retarded. That's hard on a guy. Nothing to do with steroids. Prove it? Uh...hey what's that behind you?" *runs away*
From Todd Martin's Raw TV report for last night:
In the current climate, just about the last guy that I would set up for a push as the next title challenger is Bobby Lashley. It’s beyond stupid. I don’t really care for the push of roided up muscleheads in the first place because I think it leads to a less entertaining product. But there is incredible media scrutiny on steroid use in WWE, and the big story today was the massive quantity of steroids that Chris Benoit was taking leading up to him murdering his family. Given that reality, the decision to continue a massive push of a walking neon steroid billboard is absolutely idiotic.This was the first edition of Raw since all the news broke last week. If anyone from the media or the real world tuned in to see how WWE handled the situation, they had their negative stereotypes about the industry confirmed. WWE can’t possibly be serious about steroids when this is who they are pushing.Aside from people outside the business, it sends a clear message to people inside the business as well. No matter how much bad publicity WWE received in the past week, Vince McMahon is as wedded to physiques as ever before, even if it means pushing mediocre wrestlers who can’t talk and have very little charisma. Even if Vince gives the roster a pep talk about how they are serious about cutting down on drugs, how can you possibly take him seriously when the featured performer on the first show since all this broke is the most jacked up guy on the entire roster?
This was the first edition of Raw since all the news broke last week. If anyone from the media or the real world tuned in to see how WWE handled the situation, they had their negative stereotypes about the industry confirmed. WWE can’t possibly be serious about steroids when this is who they are pushing.
Aside from people outside the business, it sends a clear message to people inside the business as well. No matter how much bad publicity WWE received in the past week, Vince McMahon is as wedded to physiques as ever before, even if it means pushing mediocre wrestlers who can’t talk and have very little charisma. Even if Vince gives the roster a pep talk about how they are serious about cutting down on drugs, how can you possibly take him seriously when the featured performer on the first show since all this broke is the most jacked up guy on the entire roster?
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
Lashley's being set up to job out to Cena, who while probably roided up to some degree, was a former bodybuilder so at least knows how to cycle better. Expect to see Umaga, Khali, and the like pushed over the next while as well.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
Umaga just got his IC belt back from Pointless Racial Stereotype. Oh, wait.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
Which would surprise you more: WWE lying about Daniel having this condition or (a) Daniel's grandparents not knowing that he had the condition and (b) Daniel's teachers failing to recognize the condition and (c) Daniel's medical records failing to mention it?
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
Or, if not lying about it, basing it on rumor or anecdotal evidence or supposition. How would the WWE know it if Daniel's close relatives didn't?
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not defending WWE man, I'm saying if they're dumb enough to think they can get away with lying like something like that they deserve whatever's coming to them. Fuck this shit, take Vince's show off the air, replace it with ROH or something and start all over again. I'm starting to not care what happens to them.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
WWE aren't "lying", they're latching onto supposition and circumstance like everyone else in this whole matter is.
What this week has proven is that the WWE has fantastic lawyers but a really fucking useless PR department.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
Right, who supposedly floated the Fragile X rumor out originally? Some neighbor of the Benoits?
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)
What _is_ very likely is that Benoit had convinced himself that his son had Fragile X, and told both his neighbor and the WWE (and maybe even Nancy).
Hello warriors. The reason given for my non-appearance last night is legit. The hookup was set to happen from the State Capitol building in Santa Fe. When I got there, there was one tech and he could not get an audio signal to go out. The young kid tried as hard as he could up till only ten minutes remained in the show — at that time they killed any chance of my appearance happening. As the kid let me out of the empty building he turned to me almost ready to cry and told me he’d always been a huge fan and really was sorry he let me down.
Those of you who immediately assumed I flaked don’t belong here. Nothing I’ve ever done in my life is inconsistent with the man I’ve long been honestly telling you I am. I never flake — every single second of my life I show up. You write and comment that you have been let down. Let me be clear about something, here. My life is not driven by a concern whether or not I will let you down. It is driven solely by my concern that I will never let myself down. And when I don’t, you won’t be.
I’m making the trip to Albuquerque this afternoon. Tonite I will be on the show. What I have to say has not been said by anyone else. Remember, I blow up bridges, I don’t just burn them. I’ve come too far in building up the principles and man I am to ever sell either out. It’s Always Believe, not Sometimes Believe.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not defending WWE man.
I know that. Sorry if my post suggested otherwise. I was citing it to make a point.
True, except they've been very aggressive in characterizing as "fact" the suppositions that favor them, e.g., Daniel had Fragile X syndrome, steriods obviously couldn't have been even partly to blame.
What this week has proven is that the WWE has fantastic lawyers but a really fucking useless PR department
I don't think we've seen the WWE's lawyers in action yet. But I'm sure they're very good. The WWE's public relations department strikes me as similar to the GOP echo chamber, albeit far more clumsy.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)
Very possible.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)
Also expect to see Chris Masters' neck reappear once again. I think the last time I saw it was around the time the Wellness Program first came into effect...
― MacDara, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)
LANCE STORM SEZ: Cena isn't on steroids
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah I just read that over a DVDVR. His body doesn't exactly have that ridiculous balloon man look to it, so who knows.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)
What this week has proven is that the WWE has fantastic lawyers.
After watching the WWE's lead counsel on Scarborough County, I'm not sure I agree. He is, however, the perfect attorney for the WWE: quietly confrontational and quietly aggressive.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)
Sorry, I now see the WWE's counsel was on "Live with Dan Abrams," whatever that is.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)
Supposedly Warrior on in the next segment, if he says anything batshit I'll transcribe.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)
START TRANSCRIBING.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahahaha this guy is a fucking tweaker. I'm convinced.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)
It was more his body language than anything coming out of his mouth. He seemed jittery, irritable and slightly confused. What he was actually saying wasn't so bad, in fact he straight up said that steroid use is rampant and the drug tests are a ruse.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)
This is probably the best pull quote: "I think there are sacrifices that professional athletes at that level will choose to make to succeed at the business that they participate in. When you talk about roid rage...roid rage for me is a pie in the sky theory that's thought up by people that have no business discussing the frame of mind of an elite physical athlete. The point is, you're trying to say taking steroids is bad, and I don't think it is. I'm all for personal freedom."
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)
Goddammit, I didn't notice the first time through but they cut him off right when he was about to quote something Mark Fuhrman said yesterday. :(
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)
Fuck transcribing the rest, just watch it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5TLdhN886Io
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 06:31 (eighteen years ago)
So...just read the Wikipedia on Fragile X, and I'm slightly confused. Is it full-out mental retardation, or is it just a mild case?
― Tape Store, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 06:47 (eighteen years ago)
Todd Martin OTM about Lashley. At least in 1992 Vince was careful about not pushing the roided-up monsters for a couple of years. If he cares so little about public perception then he should go back to the "who killed Mr. McMahon" storyline. Hell, at least that was bound to produce some entertaining TV moments, unlike the uber-boring Lashley.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 07:00 (eighteen years ago)
If Lashley had some sort of gimmick where his voice box was destroyed and couldn't talk anymore (or had to use an electrolarynx like Kane used to) it would actually improve his charisma. Maybe even put a mask on him. And teach him to do something besides a spear.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 07:10 (eighteen years ago)
Lashley is a basic example of ignoring Booking 101. If you have a powerhouse wrestler who is still green and can't cut promos, you book him as a heel that destroys the entire midcard for a few months until he can start messing with the big boys, then you turn him face because he's just destroyed a shitload of people.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 07:15 (eighteen years ago)
Just like Goldberg. Which was perfect. But this is WWE Creative/Stephanie McMahon we're talking about here -- they/she don't like good ideas, especially when they come from outside of their own heads. Indeed, they'll do their very best to sabotage said ideas (ie Paul Heyman; possibly Court Bauer when he was booking Velocity; etc) just for the sake of it.
― MacDara, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 07:42 (eighteen years ago)
I just watched Warrior on H&C:
1. "I don't have a 'stupid button' that I can push to become stupid" 2. it was hilarious to see those dudes abruptly change the subject when Schwarzenegger's name was mentioned in relation to steroids 3. Warrior says he knew Benoit? Hahahahahaha what bullshit
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)
He could have met him in '98, right?
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:35 (eighteen years ago)
or just like batista, duh
― hstencil, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:37 (eighteen years ago)
Warrior and Benoit were in WCW together for two months, yeah.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:37 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, they were working for the same company, but do you really think they were in the habit of sitting down and talking together?
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:38 (eighteen years ago)
It's not like Warrior was doing hard time on the road with other WCW workers, they might have bumped into each other a couple of times at TV tapings but that's it.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:39 (eighteen years ago)
Well he didn't claim to be his best friend or anything.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)
frank thomas has been a blue jay for less than six months.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)
Let's just say that out of all the wrestlers that have thus far been commenting on the Chris Benoit they "knew", Warrior is the last guy I would have gone to for any new insight.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:43 (eighteen years ago)
Ahead of Steve Blackman?
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:45 (eighteen years ago)
BTW I'm watching tonight's ECW on DVR and they just replayed the Nitro/Punk match that Benoit was supposed to win. I had heard there were "We want Benoit" chants but they must have been edited out. There was a generic "EC Dub" chant at one point that could have been dubbed in, and the announcers stopped talking during Nitro's entrance so the explanation of Benoit's no-show could have been chopped out, just guessing since I missed the PPV.
I'm actually starting to really like Nitro though, he had some cool moves during his match with Dreamer tonight.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:47 (eighteen years ago)
Let's just say that out of all the wrestlers that have thus far been commenting on the Chris Benoit they "knew", Warrior is the last guy I would have gone to for any new insight.-- NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 8:43 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 8:43 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
lolz, looking at wrestlers for "insight"
but seriously the whole point of this shocking crime is that apparently "nobody really knew him." looking to anybody for insight is meaningless.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:48 (eighteen years ago)
I like Nitro against my better will. He's like your bog-standard "FLASHY INDIE D00D" as rebuilt by Cornette.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:49 (eighteen years ago)
x-post Yeah Warrior putting his fucking wrestling panties and tassels on next to him in the locker room for two months was probably about as close as most of the guys that knew him for 15 years got.
he's kinda cute, too. uh...
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)
they were like trying to put him over tonight by bragging he was an ex-gymnast with 4% body fat
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:53 (eighteen years ago)
well that puts him over ilx, anyways
― hstencil, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha they could have tried to sell him as the long lost Hardy Boy or something, he'd fit in there. Johnny Hardy.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:02 (eighteen years ago)
Sorry, can't stop roffling as you guys try to argue that Warrior (who is batshit crazy, hasn't been in the business for ten years, and who enjoys taking advantage of wrestling tragedies as an excuse to make himself appear knowledgable or relevant about the current state of the profession) might be equally worth listening to on the subject of "knowing" Chris Benoit compared with, say, Chris Jericho.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)
Well, have fun with that.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:23 (eighteen years ago)
Warrior was a better worker than Jericho
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)
They brought him on to talk about steroids being rampant in the industry, which he did. They only asked him if he knew Benoit to steer away from the Schwarzenegger used to take steroids and look at him now thing, and Warrior just kind of casually dismissed that with a "yeah, I knew him" and didn't go into it. It's not like they brought him on as a character witness or something to talk about what a nice honest guy he was until this happened. I get the impression that none of the WCW guys were very fond of Warrior when he was there, so if he has any memories of Benoit they probably weren't pleasant.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)
Warrior also effectively killed Davey Boy Smith, in a Butterfly Effect theory.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)
From Figure4Weekly:
police now believe that some time after Benoit killed Nancy, he killed Daniel, who may have been sleeping at the time, with a version of the crippler crossface. I was very much against the sensationalistic reporting of that claim early last week, largely because the DA had stated that Daniel didn't have any external bruising consistent with that type of hold, only internal bruising inside the neck. My feeling was that Benoit had used some version of an MMA-style rear-naked choke, a hold that cuts off blood to the brain and causes the victim to pass out fairly quickly. I hoped, and again, this was a best-case scenario in discussing one of several different levels of Hell, that perhaps Daniel had at least gone quickly, perhaps without ever knowing what had happened. The reality is much worse. As it turns out, Daniel did have external bruising on both his face and his arms, and at first investigators had no idea what would have caused such a thing. Later, upon watching tapes of Benoit matches, they came to the conclusion that he had used some form of a crossface on Daniel, probably a modified version where he hooked an arm, sat up more on Daniel's body and pulled back. They deliberately did not release this information publicly due to the belief that it would intensify what was already a ridiculous media circus. Daniel is believed to have been killed early Saturday, perhaps in the morning before he'd have woken up. Due to the way the house is set up and its size, the death of Nancy upstairs could probably have occurred without waking the child up.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)
Looks like I was right about those audio edits.
Ryan Capuano:
A replay of the ECW World Title Match from Vengeance is shown for some reason. And not just a highlight package, but the entire match. The audio was HEAVILY edited as the "We want Benoit" chants were replaced by simple "ECW" chants, and a lot of cheers are pumped in.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2316/4749ib9.gif
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)
Damn, I didn't realize Bad News Brown died just a few months ago. That guy was cool.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 5 July 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)
OTM. His 'Harlem Sewer Rats' gimmick/feud with Jake the Snake was one of the first things I remember from when I started watching wrestling.
― MacDara, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)
oh yeah, i remember BNB now:
http://www.cranfordjkc.com/images/bad-news-brown.jpg
also in the GIS results:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/ec/Hart_Foundation-LOD-90.jpg
and, strangely:
http://www.pigs-in-lipstick.co.uk/images/deadhorse.jpg
― kingfish, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)
Wrestlers in Doc Charges Named
Posted Jul 5th 2007 2:51PM by TMZ Staff Filed under: Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned that current WWE SmackDown wrestler Rey Mysterio (real name: Oscar Gutierrez) and former WWE wrestler Mark Jindrak, are the two other wrestlers named in an indictment against the physician currently involved in the Chris Benoit double murder/suicide investigation.
― jeff, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)
oh wow i can post again
Actually, from that photo, BNB has the look and the build where you could stick him against Samoa Joe and get a great series of matches. (i don't remember BNB's workrate, but dude was japanese- and stu hart-trained)
His judo skills would have been a great counterpoint, too.
Hmm. According to his wiki, he quit after Vince didn't make him the first black wwf champ, which vince had promised.
― kingfish, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)
There's also that great story of BNA pulling a gun on Andre after Andre called him a "nigger".
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, one of the few times Andre STFU, that. I bumped his RIP thread on ILWWE: Bad News Brown/Allen Is Now Attacking People With A Broken Wine Bottle In Heaven
Good work on the Jindrak deduction, Dom.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)
The TMZ story has apparently been pulled. I'm not saying that Dom is wrong, of course, but it looks like the names are still speculation -- legally speaking -- at this point.
― MacDara, Friday, 6 July 2007 07:49 (eighteen years ago)
Big Sexy sorts shit out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Nfr3KrMlM
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
Nash bitchslaps the interviewer here
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)
That was great, Kevin did a good job in a bad situation. You could tell right from the start that he knew what he was in for, when Combs goes 'You don't mind if I call you Kevin, do ya?' in that dismissive, 'get a loada this guy' tone.
And what the hell is up with that other one? Does she call herself a journalist? I bloody well hope not.
― MacDara, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)
is there a transcript for that? i can't watch YT at work
― kingfish, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
kiaullee (29 minutes ago) Marked as spam that blonde broads got no business on the show, the interview was going fine until this bitch with her cock envy spoke up. When grown ups talk, you just shut up n look pretty for the republicans you WASP cunt you.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
Youtube comments: Democracy's bastard child.
― Cunga, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
WASP cunts are the worst cunts of all, apparently
― kingfish, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
FOX 5 in Atlanta, Georgia reported this evening that the Drug Enforcement Agency is looking into the death of former ECW and WCW World Tag Team champion Mike "Johnny Grunge" Durham as part of their investigation into Dr. Phil Astin, who was indicted last week on charges of illegally dispensing medication. Astin's indictment came about after an investigation into the Chris Benoit family tragedy led to numerous DEA raids on Astin's office and home.
Durham passed away in February 2006 at the age of 40. According to the FOX 5 report, Astin had written a prescription for the muscle relaxer Soma to Durham, who had been turned away by pharmacies in Tyrone, Georgie just before his death. The day before Durham's death, Dr. Astin had prescribed 120 tablets of Soma, but when Durham was found deceased, the prescription bottle was empty.
When Dr, Astin's name surfaced in theBenoit investigation of Chris Benoit, Tyrone police turned over the case file for Durham over to the Fayette County Sheriff's Drug Task Force. Fayette County confirmed to Fox 5 in Atlanta that have launched an investigation into Durham's 2006 passing. The investigation would be into whether Astin was improperly dispending medication to Durham prior to his passing, not whether Astin was responsible for Durham's death.
An autopsy report obtained by FOX in Atlanta listed Durham's passing from a coronary artery blockage and morbid obesity, but the medical examiner found Soma and Hydrocodone (a painkiller) in his system. The report said, "The combined effect of these drugs would have likely resulted in toxicity and probably contributed to the death, although the drug toxicity would not be expected to have been fatal by itself in the absence of heart disease."
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 7 July 2007 02:07 (eighteen years ago)
I don't know what "The Nat'l Ledger" is, but there's an interesting series of articles in it lately about the Benoit situation. Here's the most recent:
What exactly went on inside the house of Chris Benoit during those last fateful hours? The killings stunned fans of the entertainment sport, World Wrestling Entertainment, and even casual observers wonder how the man known on the mat as the Canadian Crippler could reach such an awful decision.After Nancy, Chris Benoit Drank, Prayed Before Killing Daniel, Mag Does anyone really know? Probably and one magazine claims a source has revealed that the tormented wrestler spent his last hellish hours agonizing over whether to kill his son, praying for salvation, drowning in grief and firing off bizarre text messages to pals.***An investigation by the National Enquirer's investigative team uncovered what they report as the "real" story of what happened on the tragic weekend that superstar wrestler Benoit snapped - killing his family and then himself. Many have blamed steroids but the report claims that there was booze involved. The online item claims that Chris was guzzling beer and wine in agony and the popular grappler made sad, slurred phone calls to friends as he prepared to snuff out his life. "When he killed his wife, his life was over and he knew it," an insider told the weekly magazine. "But he still had his beloved son, and who would take care of him? That's why it all ended in the ultimate tragedy."***The magazine reports that investigators have now reconstructed in detail how they believe the horror unfolded in the Benoits' once-peaceful dream house — resulting in the death of Chris' wife Nancy, 43, and son Daniel, 7.
After Nancy, Chris Benoit Drank, Prayed Before Killing Daniel, Mag
Does anyone really know? Probably and one magazine claims a source has revealed that the tormented wrestler spent his last hellish hours agonizing over whether to kill his son, praying for salvation, drowning in grief and firing off bizarre text messages to pals.
***
An investigation by the National Enquirer's investigative team uncovered what they report as the "real" story of what happened on the tragic weekend that superstar wrestler Benoit snapped - killing his family and then himself. Many have blamed steroids but the report claims that there was booze involved.
The online item claims that Chris was guzzling beer and wine in agony and the popular grappler made sad, slurred phone calls to friends as he prepared to snuff out his life. "When he killed his wife, his life was over and he knew it," an insider told the weekly magazine. "But he still had his beloved son, and who would take care of him? That's why it all ended in the ultimate tragedy."
The magazine reports that investigators have now reconstructed in detail how they believe the horror unfolded in the Benoits' once-peaceful dream house — resulting in the death of Chris' wife Nancy, 43, and son Daniel, 7.
The Nat'l Enquirer -- which is the ultimate source of the information in the article -- is a tabloid, but, if I remember correctly, it's done some serious investigative work in the past. I think it will only do so if the story involves a celebrity or entertainer.
Anyway, if the investigation quoted above is correct, it underscores the fact that there's still much more to this story than we now know.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 7 July 2007 06:33 (eighteen years ago)
Looks like Cena got the night off from Raw to go on Larry King this Monday night, along with Bret Hart and Chris Jericho. Looking forward to that, now.
― MacDara, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
Jacques Rougeau, Superstar Billy Graham, and Lanny Poffo on H&C: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD7YzSiAk18 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOSrL9VuJlo
I haven't watched these just yet but wtf when are they going to interview Doink or something.
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 7 July 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
Nick Busick is a former police officer turned professional wrestler who competed in the (then) World Wrestling Federation as "Big Bully" Busick, utilizing the gimmick of a vintage bully complete with cigar and bushy handlebar moustache.
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 7 July 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)
Haha I just watched those links and on the second one Graham talks about how much he and Schwarzenegger enjoyed taking steroids together and Colmes pulls the same exact shit he did with Warrior by cutting him off and saying, "You knew Chris and Nancy pretty well, didn't you?" Also lol at The Mountie trying to plug something at the end, the prick.
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 8 July 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)
When are they going to be speaking to THE GOON??
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)
I'm interested in the Brooklyn brawler's take on this.
― jim, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)
haha The Brooklyn Brawler was Doink at one point, though not the original one. I know! Barry Horowitz, The Super Ninja and Mr. X/Dangerous Danny Davis! Book it, Nancy Grace.
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)
They could get Brutus Beefcake for cheap. Just enough for one small bag of coke, I presume.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 8 July 2007 07:31 (eighteen years ago)
So, any new horrifying details come out today?
― kingfish, Monday, 9 July 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)
Just that Meltzer was apparently told it was a murder-suicide by a WWE official well before the tribute started:
Although it will be denied until the end of time, WWE was aware that Chris most likely killed Daniel and Nancy well before 6:15 p.m. Eastern time.They will deny it. But how was I told at that time by someone, who got the info from one of the top people at WWE at 3:15 p.m. Pacific time.Maybe they were in disbelief, but I can't say that either. I was in disbelief when told the news and didn't accept it until midway through Raw when it became apparent. But the person who repeated it knew full well and believed it. It wasn't said as a maybe, it was said as, this is what the company was told.Keep in mind many people have denied this within the company, but that fails to explain how I was told the explanation at 3:15 p.m.I believe the wrestlers didn't know. I believe the wrestlers believe Vince didn't know.I believe everyone was in a state of shock and won't knock them for doing what they did.But the key person had to know 2 hours, if not significantly more, before that show started.
They will deny it. But how was I told at that time by someone, who got the info from one of the top people at WWE at 3:15 p.m. Pacific time.
Maybe they were in disbelief, but I can't say that either. I was in disbelief when told the news and didn't accept it until midway through Raw when it became apparent. But the person who repeated it knew full well and believed it. It wasn't said as a maybe, it was said as, this is what the company was told.
Keep in mind many people have denied this within the company, but that fails to explain how I was told the explanation at 3:15 p.m.
I believe the wrestlers didn't know. I believe the wrestlers believe Vince didn't know.
I believe everyone was in a state of shock and won't knock them for doing what they did.
But the key person had to know 2 hours, if not significantly more, before that show started.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 9 July 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
BTW this is probably the best thread on the net for keeping up: http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.php?showtopic=38096
A lot of these youtube links and stuff I've posted are from them.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 9 July 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)
speaking of which:
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2007/07/08/2007-07-08_a_prescription_for_pain.html
drugs and drugs and drugs
and they talk to some ex-WCW/WWF guys.
― kingfish, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
oh joy:
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/larry.king.live/index.html
Monday's show
Why did wrestling star Chris Benoit kill his family then himself? As mysteries multiply around his indicted doctor and his murdered son's health, his closest wrestler friends try to make sense of it all. Watch tonight, 9 ET.
GUESTS: • Chris Jericho & Bret Hart: Close Friends of Chris Benoit • John Cena: First interview since the Benoit tragedy -- he is the first Current WWE Superstar to speak outside the WWE tribute.
― kingfish, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
Florida representative Clifford Stearns, a Republican from Ocala, FL, spoke today about a potential investigation into the drug issues in pro wrestling stemming from the double murder/suicide of Chris Benoit, wife Nancy and son Daniel.
This will be a major topic on all of the prime time news channel talk shows tonight.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)
HAHAHA Larry
"You were known as The Lethal Weapon, right?" "Yes." "A killer!" "That was my gimmick, yes."
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)
Ok I was just flipping through channels and a Nancy Grace headline said "Another Wrestler Dead" but I missed them saying who. Anyone know who that was about?
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)
Dunno. Maybe they're talking about JOhnny Grunge, who was linked.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/07/08/eveningnews/main3029575.shtml
― kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
That's what I figured, reporting old shit as ANOTHER WRESTLER DEAD. Fuck you Nancy.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
aaaaaand the transcript's up!
Y'know, you could get one helluva shoot interview dvd series just by getting all these guys like jericho, dibiase, bret hart, steve blackman in a room and give 'em beer.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)
it was such a dumbass interview: "Does the audience know it's not real?" etc
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
throw raven and tom zenk in there, and its a party
― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)
Grace was talking about Grunge, but I only watched the replay long enough to make sure. "Another body turns up..." What a horrible show. And that Susan Moss was on again, who is ugly enough to be one of my ex-girlfriends.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:10 (eighteen years ago)
ugly enough, you say?
― kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:13 (eighteen years ago)
that's a joke, son
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:16 (eighteen years ago)
a joke, you say?
― kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:17 (eighteen years ago)
Sad but true
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:19 (eighteen years ago)
No they weren't nearly that hideous.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)
Metallica had a song called "Sad but True"
― kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)
james hetfield is not a member of the taliban.
― hstencil, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 07:20 (eighteen years ago)
well, of course not. he cut off his hair, duh.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 07:27 (eighteen years ago)
his lifestyle determines his death style, much like Chris Benoit
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 07:30 (eighteen years ago)
yup, eaten up by a giant sand worm. Predictable, really.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 07:54 (eighteen years ago)
New desktop wallpaper:
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/544/konnannancygrace3me5.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:01 (eighteen years ago)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dotmusic/20070706/ten-metallica-terrorist-threat-31c8aba.html
that's what i meant.
oh, konnan.
― hstencil, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:22 (eighteen years ago)
I keep seeing Konnan hobbling around on crutches on AAA but I don't understand Spanish so I don't know what he's doing other than being a cornerman. He was managing a team of rudas last weekend from what I gather, but they lost to the other girls.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 09:05 (eighteen years ago)
a face for radio: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/JaytheGamefan/SusanMossYelling.jpg
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 09:36 (eighteen years ago)
Why did wrestling star Chris Benoit kill his family then himself?
Would have made the records if it was the other way around: first suicide and then murder!
― nathalie, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)
omg the post after that one with those pics on DVDVR:
that bearded guy and Konnan and when the other dude said "I TOOK MY STEROIDS TODAY NANCY, IM READY TO FIGHT YOU!" and Nancy said NOT FUNNY! and shushed him.
PLEASE tell me that's on youtube, whoever said that to her is now my hero.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)
First wrestling positive in a long time: this t-shirt:
http://www.wweshop.com/newimages/images/W00844X.JPG
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 10:17 (eighteen years ago)
This is the only wrestling t-shirt I waer currently:
http://shopzone.wwe.com/newimages/images/w00284X.JPG
Which i insist on wearing to art galleries, new plays, cocktail bars etc etc. Because I'm a dick.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)
Harley Race to JYD on MSG Classics a couple weeks ago: "They're gonna have to haul your black carcass out of the ring."
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)
The same day they showed an episode with Piper saying "I make James Brown look like Lassie!" and "[Rude and Heenan] met each other calling 976 numbers in the middle of the night because they're lonely people! I'm lonely too!"
I miss those old promos where they just had guys ramble at a camera for five minutes and inevitably say something completely bonkers.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.metrodrug.org/images/cocaine.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)
"I'm Rick Rude and this is Madus - we're gonna beat ya, mistreat ya, and then we'll cook your goose"
― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)
haha I haven't thought of Madusa in years. She drives monster trucks now?!
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)
The best thing about the old promos was the obviously thick-as-pigshit Marty Jannetty bouncing up and down and shaking his head like he was coming up on two Mitsubishi's.
― Lynskey, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)
Still a banner ad on myspace:
http://cache.opt.fimserve.com/contents/246/1/1246/gfb_multi_ipod_survey_vmcmahon_die_160x600_std.gif
― kingfish, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 05:44 (eighteen years ago)
Linda McMahon on Bill O'Reilly tomorrow? That should be fun.
Also: http://www.justiceforbenoit.com/home.html
I <3 Internets
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 08:05 (eighteen years ago)
oh dear
― kingfish, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 08:41 (eighteen years ago)
More names come up in Astin probe
by Dave Meltzer
WAGA-TV in Atlanta has just reported that federal investigators have seized all medical records of Dr. Phil Astin and patients Larry Pfolhl (Lex Luger), Marcus Bagwell, Mark Jindrak, Bob Howard (Bob Holly), Chris Benoit, Nancy Benoit, Mike Durham (Johnny Grunge) and Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio).
The station also reported that M.J. and O.G., the two wrestlers involved in the indictment of overprescribing pain killers were, as speculated, Mark Jindrak and Gutierrez.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)
Oh man, this is only going to get funnier(and/or worse) by the involvement of Buff Bagwell.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)
dammit, I won't be able to watch Linda on O'Reilly until the replay. Someone let us know how it is.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)
Luger and Bagwell are gonna be key here, being as they're two guys who have nothing to gain from being nice to Vince.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)
Tho Lugar is complicated, due to his girlfriend ODing
― kingfish, Thursday, 12 July 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)
DVDVR:
uh, that O'Reilly segment was pointless. He said that Vince declined to appear, so they re-ran a segment with Linda from 2002 about kids imitating the moves. Odd.
Figures.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 12 July 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)
Steriods and Xanax and hydrocodone
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)
The painkillers I expected; the positive on the steroids, too, doesn't shine a very good light on the 'wellness' policy.
― MacDara, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)
Also, the kid was sedated before he was killed? Just gets fucking weirder and weirder. Where's Columbo when you need him?
― MacDara, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe he sedated them to make it psychologically easier for him to kill them, e.g., less resistance, less screaming, and so forth.
But that, of course, would be very deliberate behavior, quite inconsistent with the idea that Benoit went into a steriod rage. I'm by no means apologizing for the WWE, by the way (which I think might bear a sizable amount of responsibility here), just making an observation.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
World Wrestling Entertainment Issues Statement July 17, 2007 STAMFORD, Conn., July 17, 2007 – WWE understands that the toxicology reports for Chris Benoit indicate that he tested positive for testosterone and negative for anabolic steroids. On Mr. Benoit's last drug test in April 2007 administered by Aegis Labs, he tested negative for anabolic steroids and for testosterone. Given the toxicology report of GBI released today, it would appear that Mr. Benoit took testosterone sometime after his April 2007 test and the time he died. WWE understands that his dealings with Dr. Astin are currently being investigated, and WWE has no knowledge of whether Dr. Astin prescribed testosterone for Mr. Benoit at some point after the April 2007 tests.
For over 20 years, the WWE has been demonstrating our concern for the well being of our contracted athletes, instituting drug testing in 1987 leading up to our current Wellness Program which began on February 27, 2006, administered by Dr. David L. Black of Aegis Sciences Corporation – one of the world’s foremost drug testing authorities.
We believe our Wellness Program is at the very least comparable to those of professional sports and is a program that will benefit WWE Superstars for generations to come.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
"So, we're cool right? Right? Guys? Hey..."
George Bush and Vince McMahon have the same public relations team.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
Guys, plenty of NFL and MLB players grow about five hat sizes without murdering their families.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
In fact - all of them?
<i>For over 20 years, the WWE has been demonstrating our concern for the well being of our contracted athletes</i>
― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, that boggles the mind.
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)
In other news, apparent Monty Brown 'no-showed' the ECW taping last night. First casualty of the WWE's contingency plan?
― MacDara, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)
That should be 'apparently', obviously.
― MacDara, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)
Speaking of ECW, they changed Johnny Nitro's gimmick in the middle of a title reign! He got a Jim Morrison haircut and now he's John Morrison.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)
KRONUS RIP:
John Kronus was found dead today at his girlfriend's apartment in New Hampshire. At this point, no other details are available.
Kronus & Perry Saturn, as The Eliminators, were pushed by Paul Heyman as "The Best Tag Team in the World," during much of 1996 and 1997, as multiple-time ECW tag champions. New Jack & Kronus also held the title.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 19 July 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)
Jesus Christ.
― kingfish, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)
f*ck
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 July 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/23/kimmels-benoit-burntoo-hot-for-tv/
During last night's four-letter fest in honor of the "Flavor of Love" star, Kimmel was poking fun at the fact that Flav has several children with several different women, when he said that "Chris Benoit is a better father than you." What, too soon?
― marmotwolof, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
Kinda sad that he spent years perfecting his craft, and it took killing his family and himself to get over with the mainstream. Damn. All The Rock has to do was raise his eyebrow...
― MacDara, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:27 (eighteen years ago)
Hogan: I thank God I'm alive http://www.thesun.co.uk/printFriendly/0,,2003560001-2007351002,00.html
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 4 August 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)
Hogan's scouting around for money to start his own promotion again, my guess is he's gonna pitch it to the networks as "pro wrestling without the overdoses".
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 4 August 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
yeah that's what the article sez
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 4 August 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)
Haha, I didn't actually read it. Whoops.
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 4 August 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
Regal and Benoit hadn't been close for some time, due to issues related to Benoit's divorce. Benoit was pretty weird to Regal, to boot, once asking him to come over and watch some AJPW, then refusing to let him in when he showed up.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
Regal is probably my favorite wrestler now. The way he pranced around the ring after winning the Battle Royal on Monday (with the old "hide outside the ring until only one other guy is left" routine) was absolutely priceless.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 10 August 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)
Bryan "Crush/Kronik" Adams is dead as well now. Kinda surprised he's the first of Demolition to die.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)
Kimmel joeks that Flavor flav is a better father then Chris Benoit. waht say you?
― carne asada, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)
I lolled
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)
Actually, it was the other way round
oh yeah, right.
well it's getting some backlash
― carne asada, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)
i thought that the idea of a roast was that there are no lines you can't cross
― carne asada, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
professional loudmouth says something stupid, film at 11
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)
slow news day
― carne asada, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
odds on Kimmel's joke being written by Bill Simmons?
― milo z, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)
what exactly is the moratorium for making jokes about dead guys that murder their family?
― carne asada, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)
dude I linked the Kimmel thing three weeks ago
― marmotwolof, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
missed it. just saw that show last night
― carne asada, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)
Bryan 'Crush' Adams found dead
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/bryanadamspasses
(don't know if he's famous/this should be on a separate thread - feel free)
― StanM, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
DUH you guys were already talking about it! :-/ ignore
― StanM, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)
haha there's a lot of that going around
― marmotwolof, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
If this is now the rolling dead wrestler thread, The Missing Link has crapped out aged 68.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 16 August 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
When will we end the tragedy of these wrestlers dying young?
― Raw Patrick, Thursday, 16 August 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)
When they get older?
― nabisco, Thursday, 16 August 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)
For every week that Congress investigates the WWE's drug testing policy, Vince McMahon will kill one over-60s wrestler. Next week: Rollerball Rocco
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 16 August 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)
WWE today officially suspended 10 of its performers based on information received from investigators in the Albany, NY district attorneys office.
None of the names have been released but it will likely be obvious over the next week who at least some of them are.
The suspensions would likely be based on proof that performers were using Signature Pharmacy or another Internet prescription type firm after the implemenation of the Wellness policy.
The company also has informed all performers that beginning 11/1, the company will publicly release the names of anyone who is suspended under drug policy violations.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
Top wrestlers Randy Orton, Charles Haas, Jr., Adam "Edge" Copeland, Robert "Booker T" Huffman, Shane Helms, Mike Bucci, Anthony Carelli, John "Johnny Nitro" Hennigan, Darren "William Regal" Matthews, Ken "Mr. Kennedy" Anderson and Chavo Guerrero were all identified as clients of Signature Pharmacy in Orlando, the site raided by Albany County and Florida law enforcement agencies in February for distributing steroids and other prescription drugs to clients who had not been examined by doctors. The investigation is part of a probe into illegal Internet drug distribution by Albany D.A. David Soares.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
Eleven names there, Bucci isn't an on-air talent currently, so that's your ten.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
Randy Orton, Robert "Booker T" Huffman, Darren "William Regal" Matthews, Ken "Mr. Kennedy" Anderson....aw fuck there goes the show. Those are their best dudes! Edge was already out on disability.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
There's actually some big names there. I know it's probably a stunt, but still.
Anyone for John Cena vs The Sandman at the next PPV?
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)
hahahaha you'd have to fucking pillage the other two shows and put everyone good from them on Raw if that actually happens. Cena vs Punk, etc.
Orton was just now becoming the awesomest heel they've had in years. Last Monday they had him pull "Cena's father" (fuck if I know what Cena's father looks like, but maybe it was his legit dad) out of the audience and kick him in the head.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
http://home.hkstar.com/~momo/In/sid.jpg
Welcome back, big man
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)
wtf sho funaki??? (according to espn)
― alex in montreal, Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
Funaki famously is very very close with both Austin and Shawn Michaels... I think that may be the reason why.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 30 August 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
The next RAW will be 2 hours of Mr. Kennedy shouting his name into a vintage broadcast microphone and will therefore be the best its possibly ever been.
― Lynskey, Thursday, 30 August 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
Wow the list was so long I didn't even see him in it.
― Lynskey, Thursday, 30 August 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)
Haha Kennedy fucked up his mic spot last ep and was all "I meant to do that."
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 30 August 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)
First casualty of all this: Eugene just got fired.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 2 September 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)
CM Punk is apparently the new ECW Champion, so I guess The Lizard King is one of the ten suspended. Not one of the ten suspended is Randy Orton, so it's still raping and bag-shitting all round despite all this.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)
this is good. raw was excruciating last week.
― adam, Sunday, 2 September 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
Dom is that Chavo Sr.? my childhood hero? :(
― J0hn D., Sunday, 2 September 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)
No, Chavo "Jonah" Guerrero Jr, his son.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)
Chavo Sr still does the legends circuit I believe, teaming with his bros against assorted Villianos.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)
Eugene just got fired.
Fucking yes! I was just thinking last Friday that Eugene was the most pointless character ever. That was a pretty good Smackdown aside from his bit and Vince's.
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
Also fucking yes to CM Punk finally getting belt. Maybe they can stop booking the same ECW match every PPV now, and indeed the same three matches every ECW show.
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
Cryme Time have gone as well. That undercard gonna be looking a little light tomorrow.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
Never paid Cryme Time any attention. I remember their "selling shit to audience members" gimmick but either zoned out or fast-fowarded when they were actually wrestling just because I kind of hate modern tag matches, though that MVP/Matt Hardy shit was pretty funny last Friday. Were Cryme Time any good as wrestlers? I don't even know their names.
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 2 September 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)
Thank God. Seeing Chavo Sr. at the Olympic Auditorium circa 1978/9 1) defeat Roddy Piper during the 9th and last match of the night (don't even remember what the headline was, probably Al Madril vs. Bad Bad Leroy Brown) which everybody in the building knew was the real main event and 2) co-win a Battle Royal with Andre the Giant were some of the most emotional spectator experiences of my life, dude was larger than life in L.A.
― J0hn D., Sunday, 2 September 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)
Chavo v Piper was the feud where Piper called the Guerreros "spics" or "wetbacks" or something, then the following week came on, "broke character" and apologised if he'd said anything racially offensive to Mexicans and how he doesn't hold those beliefs in real life, etc etc, then gets a band to come in and play "the Mexican national anthem" as a mark of respect. The band then play "La Cucaracha", crowd explodes.
Piper was _the_ best race-baiter in wrestling history.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)
Anyway, Benoit brain scan report is in: http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3560015&page=1
He apparently had the brain of "an 85-year-old Alzheimer's sufferer"
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)
Shit maybe Vince can raid the retirement homes and we'd get some decent matches on TV. Morrison losing to Punk wasn't bad, though.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)
Washington Post, August 16, 2007
Pathetic.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)
Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter
In the latest edition of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, Dave Meltzer reports that Robert Huffman (King Booker) quit WWE when he was told that he was to be suspended for 60 days, as a punishment to the Signature Pharmacy bust. He was believed to have failed a Wellness Program test before, hence the 60 days suspension instead of 30.
While WWE is still trying to negotiate Huffman's staying with them, they're going on under the impression he's done. The two sides had been having troubles recently, with a major setback being John Laurinaitis' call to go with Florida for a developmental territory - where WWE would start from scratch - instead of going with Booker's already established PWA, which WWE had been loaning wrestlers to. After they made the call to stop that, Booker went to his friends at TNA and booked them for his shows instead, which didn't sit so well with anyone backstage, but they couldn't say much having pulled WWE talent from PWA.
Booker is pretty much set financially and has wanted out of wrestling for a while. At age 42, he's accomplished a lot, and thanks to his hip hop store doing well in Houston, and his two wrestling schools up and running, there's really no need for him to stick around.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 9 September 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)
Pretty soon RAW's just going to be Vince and HHH calling each other gay for 2 hours a week.
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
You mean it isn't already??
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 10 September 2007 09:15 (eighteen years ago)
They've just been doing that for about 10 minutes a week since HHH came back. Or so the Wrestling Observer Raw reports seem to say. I dunno, I just DVR it and fast forward through anything without Orton, Kennedy, Booker, Finlay or Regal. I did watch HHH whomping Umaga with the sledgehammer, that's a good way to write someone out for the month.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 10 September 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)
Wait, Finlay's Smackdown. I'll watch him, Rey, Matt Hardy and MVP over there. Punk and Richards are generally the only dudes on ECW I have time for. Fuck a TNA.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 10 September 2007 09:44 (eighteen years ago)
I can't be bothered with wrasslin' right now. Except Matt Hardy & MVP as the highly unlikely Tag Team Champions that hate each other ((C) Vince Russo) - a convicted armed robber and a whiny MySpace blogger together at last!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 10 September 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)
You can't beat being tagged in by a slap to the face.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 10 September 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)
Man, I go away for a few weeks and half the WWE roster disappears. Crazy.
Well, I did have an opportunity to go to the Raw house show in Johannesburg last week, but I couldn't be arsed in the end. Good decision, I expect.
I am liking the Hardy/MVP saga, though. Think they could make it last all the way till the Rumble?
― MacDara, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
Wait, Randy Orton tried to commit suicide??
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
Sometime within the last year, they say.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
lolololololol at Cena FINALLY catching a steroid injury. WWE is gonna suck so fucking hard for the next year
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha I guess I should have looked for the Benoit thread, I put that on the Cena thread.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)
I feel sorry for the poor bastard, tbh. The guy made Randy Orton look like a headliner, that's some fucking Flair-in-83 levels of starmaking there.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
TNA's top star arrested last week
Kurt Angle was arrested on the afternoon of 9/28 and charged with driving under the influence and careless driving in Moon Township, PA.
According to a report on WPXI in Pittsburgh, police got a report of an erratic driver and the description of the car, a white Cadillac Escalade, and driver matched Angle. They found him at his home, and he admitted he had driven the car home from a local bar. He failed a field sobriety test, and was taken to a local hospital. He refused a blood test.
― marmotwolof, Thursday, 4 October 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)
The Fabulous Moolah RIP, heaven needed whatever it was that she brought to the table.
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 November 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)
Aw man, moolah was always fun. You get the idea she coulda had a nightclub act(like Roddy Piper) where she just told stories for 2 hours.
― kingfish, Saturday, 3 November 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
Also, DH Smith (the British Bulldog's son, for the unitiated) getting suspended a mere month into his WWE career for taking steroids after his father died aged 39 from... well, guess: awesome.
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 November 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)
Vince McMahon will be leaving quite a legacy someday.
― kingfish, Saturday, 3 November 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
WTF DH Smith already? Bahaha good going, kid. I can't even watch this shit no more. Maybe when Jericho finally shows up.
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 3 November 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
Jericho's gonna show up, slip during his second Lionsault, and cripple himself like Hayabusa
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 November 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 3 November 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Hayabusavinnieshane.jpg ^photoshop Jericho's face in here
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 3 November 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)
In the meantime, Ezaki has been pursuing a career as a singer and usually appears in a wheelchair.
http://fmwwrestling.us/Hayabusa2.html
Hayabusa's second CD would come out on September 6, 2006 and it would be his first CD that would be able to be bought by American fans on websites such as amazon.com. His next concert will be on September 10th.
Hayabusa continues to work three hours a day rehabbing to be able to live a normal life. He is also busy keeping up with his own personal Blog, as well as his concerts with friends GOEMON & Masahiko. Hayabusa spends much of his free time reading about paralysis and the struggles that people go through life with it. He also wants to work on nursing medical treatment for handicapped people. Although so much has happened to his life since October 22, 2001 when the tragic accident took place, he still tries to stay as strong as possible, and still states that he will be able to get into the Hayabusa costume one more time in the ring because that is what he promised the fans. Hayabusa will always stay positive no matter what, and even states himself that he has no regrets about anything.
― kingfish, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)
Wow, I had no idea.
― jeff, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/huskerhav/198720.bmp http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2977/dynamitekidtodayjr5.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
RIP Chris Masters, TNA needed another gassed-up reject.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/09/chyna-changes-name-tells-vince-mcmahon-to-bring-it/
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=12wRbugqgGY
Youtube video of the year, as Iron Shiek, Honky Tonk Man, and New Jack bring some much needed calm and restraint to a discussion of this subject.
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 29 December 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
The point where Shieky goes "Ah don maaaaand you kill Nonsy Sooo-livan", and it pans back to reveal that New Jack and Honky are sitting next time him trying to work out if they should say anything is A++++ would stare at opened mouthed again.
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 29 December 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
Youtube video of the year
fucking DECADE, this is completely awesome, good lookin out Dom
― J0hn D., Saturday, 29 December 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)
another category tuomas missed
― gabbneb, Saturday, 29 December 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)
holy fuck.
― sean gramophone, Saturday, 29 December 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
i ain't been convicted of chocking no ho.
― Mr. Goodman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
Great video, in a morbid way. But also trivializes a horrible subject. It makes me want to reach into their "shoot interview" and tell them to shut the f--k up. I'd be scared they'd choke-slam me, of course.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 29 December 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
Great relationship advice there from New Jack.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 30 December 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)
never ban passantino
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)
"I hope your kids are born retarded cos that shit don't make no sense"
― DJ Mencap, Sunday, 30 December 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)
Too many choice quotes here but surely truer words were never spoken than New Jack's "I had some bitches in my day that I wanted to choke the fucking shit out of".
I couldn't believe that Honky *defended* (sorta) Nancy's killing by saying "we don't know what buttons she pushed".
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 30 December 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)
Chalk another one down to "fired due to inability to not look like shit without steroids":
On the forum of his official website, www.BobbyLashleyOnline.com, Lashley commented, "Circumstances, which are out of my control left me no decision but to leave the WWE. I can't go into details of this now but like I said before, sometimes people will hate you personally and try to destroy you, which has happened here. Evil has prevailed. However like I said before, if you continue your struggle, doors will open around these people. You have not seen the last of me, so please don't stop your support. Add Bobby Lashley to the list of RECENTLY RELEASED!"
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 16:57 (eighteen years ago)
Evil has prevailed
Bobby Lashley: Straight-Talker.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
It's even funnier if you imagine it being said in his weird ass T2 ft Jodie voice.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
serious wrestling question:
was watching raw a few nights back and 2 dudes (i think one of the hardy bros?? i haven't actively followed wrestling since i was like 12) got taken off on stretchers after an outside-the-ring stunt in which one dude jumped onto another from some type of scaffolding structure and they both landed on the arena floor concrete. it looked pretty real? anything come of this or was i duped?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:56 (eighteen years ago)
That was Jeff Hardy doing his weekly stuntman spot with Randy Orton to hype their match at a PPV this weekend. It was some kind of wooden platform, not concrete, and it was all planned out.
LOLOLOL at Lashley, that guy was always useless
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
figured!
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:01 (eighteen years ago)
those paramedics were good actors :/
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, Lashley sucks. He'll be in TNA with a rat in a bag over his head or some shit in no time.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
He'll be in TNA with a rat in a bag over his head or some shit in no time.
Stay classy, Bobby Lashley!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 19:46 (eighteen years ago)
It was some kind of wooden platform, not concrete, and it was all planned out.
It wasn't even all wooden - you could see where the black-painted foam had broken on impact from the fall when the cameras finally peered in (you will notice on replay that they didn't show the actual impact on camera -- the foam would have been even more obvious).
Here's a simple rule of thumb for new fans: if the cameras are all up in their faces, it's a work. When the cameras turn away to the crowd and the feed cuts to a vignette or something (a la Owen Hart) it's a shoot.
― MacDara, Friday, 1 February 2008 08:54 (eighteen years ago)
There are a few exceptions to that, however. Remember when Scott Putski fucked up his knee on PPV about 10 years ago? They zoomed right in on his kneecap, which had already slid down his shin. Ewww.
― MacDara, Friday, 1 February 2008 08:58 (eighteen years ago)
Or when Sid Eudy's shin snapped in half on a PPV in 2001, which they then re-ran multiple times on the next night's Nitro.
― kingfish, Friday, 1 February 2008 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
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― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 9 February 2008 11:46 (eighteen years ago)
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― kingfish, Saturday, 9 February 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)
There was a Benoit documentary on CBC's "The Fifth Estate" (you can stream it here: http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/fighttothedeath/video.html)
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 10 February 2008 12:02 (eighteen years ago)
oh fucking hell: http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/Pages/testvideo.html
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 06:26 (eighteen years ago)
Steven Regal, 60 day drug suspension.
Way to rep for the UK, Darren.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.superbirthdaysupply.com/members/1017430/uploaded/UNI21344.jpg
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 09:47 (seventeen years ago)
shit
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjkRFF6zabI
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 19 July 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
QueenofKane (4 days ago) I love you Benoit. No matter what you did or didn't do I will always love you.
elscer1324 (3 days ago) who are you his wife?
QueenofKane (3 days ago) Uh no smart ass I am not his wife.
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)
Jimmy Kimmel to Flava Flav: "You're a worse father than Chris Benoit."
― Frogman Henry, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)
"In the aftermath of the Benoit family tragedy, other WWE wrestlers have begun using the crossface as a regular move, such as Triple H and Shawn Michaels."
I can't process this. They've begun using a different crossface move, maybe?
― milo z, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)
nah, it's pretty cripply looking when Shawn does it
― MPx4A, Sunday, 20 July 2008 12:31 (seventeen years ago)
The idea is they're "reclaiming" the move, so people associate it with three-and-a-half star PPV main events rather than throttling the life out of a retarded six-year-old.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 12:39 (seventeen years ago)
I think they should just be more like Japan where loads of wrestlers do variants on the same moves, rather than exclusively associating signature moves with one wrestler. It would be a shame for Randy Orton to murder somebody and for there to then be a stigma attached to a 3/4 turn neckbreaker or a chinlock.
― MPx4A, Sunday, 20 July 2008 12:48 (seventeen years ago)
Hey, HHH-Cena II was 4+ stars!
At least they don't call it the "crippler" crossface anymore, it's just the plain, ordinary, non-life threatening crossface. WWE is family friendly entertainment, you know.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 20 July 2008 13:50 (seventeen years ago)
It would be a shame for Randy Orton to murder somebody and for there to then be a stigma attached to a 3/4 turn neckbreaker or a chinlock.
If only! Then we might be spared the boredom.
― MacDara, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)
http://johnnyr.com/images/ncp2008-08-04.gif
― jeremy waters, Saturday, 9 August 2008 02:39 (seventeen years ago)
I NO MIND U KILL NANCY, BUT VY U KILL DANIEL VYYYY
― cankles, Saturday, 9 August 2008 05:57 (seventeen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldkVia1NpwY
"I'm still alive... I'm speaking for the dead, man"
― farcottonloco, Friday, 12 June 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
why was this never renamed
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 03:11 (nine years ago)
A catastrophic demiseImmeasurable regretsShit builds up, fills upToo much, goes overboard (What the fuck am I doin?)Oh lord, pressure storedEXPLODED, unloaded (What the fuck am I doin?)I had to, it's really too bad tooWent koo-koo (Gone there, dude)Grab bat and STAB foolsWho knew? Sad news (What the fuck am I doin?)I-I-I-I-I-I brokeIt took some time (Slowpoke)I finally gave way, went under deed (Don't flow)?No longer steering, choosinOn auto-pilot, cruisinHaywire, crash. VirusPull your tongue out with pliersCHRIS BENOITNo longer steeringLost all controlManipulationIt won't let me goThe pain explodedThe pressure burstI dropped the wheelHeaded for the worstStrobe lightLet go, hold tightWake up to this, cold sightYou did this, this, youWhat the fuck am I doin?You got issuesWhat happened? Shit, i'm steppinAll bloody myself, i'm slappinOne day, all the sudden itAll became too much, wouldn't it?Yes! Finally released (What the fuck am I doin?)Unleash the beastHe jacked my controller (What the fuck am I doin?)Took me overI had to. It's really too bad tooWent koo-koo (Gone there, dude)Grab bat and STAB foolsWho knew? Absurd newsI'M CHRIS BENOITNo longer steeringLost all controlManipulationIt won't let me goThe pain explodedThe pressure burstI dropped the wheelHeaded for the worst"On any given night, I can take you oot. Permanently. Because life is aboot pain. I'm the crippler, Chris Benoit."A catastrophic demiseImmeasurable regrets (Headed for the worst)The crippler
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― ian, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)
omg
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)