defend the indefensible: romy and michelle's high school reunion

I liked part of it. I think it was just really satisfying to see smug high school girls become dull stay-at-home moms - just like you know the ones from your high school have. No need to invent glue for post-it notes!

I perhaps over identified with the characters. This is really quite a worry.

I haven't seen it for years and years.

"This dress exacerbates the generic betrayal that is my legacy."

also, the scene where one of them (can't remember which one) gets hit by the limo will always make me chuckle.

maria loves this movie!

i like it fine.

i hadn't seen it but the title sounds dull and should have been a warning.

sounds like it may be good to watch this and "my big fat greek wedding" in one sitting, though.

this might actually be maria's 2nd favorite movie. i'll have to ask her.

the last time i watched this i was really, REALLY drunk and also humoring someone, so i'm sure i probably found it hilarious

given my general taste in movies i'm sure i'd probably find it hilarious stone sober

it's pretty funny.

oh shit, mira sorvino's bizarre "accent"! okay yeah this is funny

i think i walked around talking like that for a week

keep in mind this was like six months ago

it's funnier than legally blonde, that's for sure.

speaking of accents, this is maria's favorite movie of all time:

http://blogs.citypages.com/amadzine/images/7)Faces_of_Dr_Lao.jpg

she's a weirdo.

does dr. lao know if you've been bad or good?

I LOVE DR LAO

(but was a teeny bit disappointed when I saw it as an adult and realised he was Tony Randall)

It also has Justin Theroux in it. Against much of my better judgement I find him wonderfully attractive.

i really wanted to see this at the time, never got round to it. nothing about the premise is wrong at all!

oversexed hispanic garage attendent - check

is this a common stereotype or something?

http://www.umich.edu/~ac213/student_projects/fp/images/ChicoandtheMan.jpg

I never could quite tell if Richard Edson's character in Ferris Beuller was supposed to be hispanic or not.

the girls finally achieve respect from their former classmates by dancing really well, which they can do because they used to go out clubbing every night - so why is their dance some "interprative" sub-modern ballet crap that they would never do in a club? (and why is the respect of these odious people even important in the first place? i.e. the vogue editor is snide and up herself - so why is it some big validation when she compliments romy and michelle's ho outfits?)

the message of the movie is that success is relative and what's important is to be yourself - so why do the girls then get to fly off in a helicopter, gawped at enviously by everyone else?

why does kudrow's dream about what the reunion will be like match so closely with reality? how could she possibly know that the A-girls are pregnant? how could she know what the reception hall would look like? why did the dream go on for SO LONG??

the A-girls jeering the both of them for their ludicrous lie about inventing post-it notes was mean. romy and michelle jeering the A-girls for having kids makes is even meaner!

dude it was the 90s

that's our generation's "it's chinatown"

theory: that half the "hilarity" lay in seeing mira sorvino cast "against type"; now that 10 years have passed this underlying joke has been forgotten

you're right, Tracer, it never should have won that Oscar.

the entirety of pop culture had been ceded to 28-year-old stoners with a grudge against popular kids and in an advanced stage of whimsy-induced dementia. i don't know why this is so hard to understand.

You should sock it to The Breakfast Club and Predator next.

haha if tracer won't sock it to the breakfast club, i will

now that's some bullshit

i gots no problem with predator, however

WHY DOES HE HAVE A GERMAN ACCENT WHEN HE'S A U.S. SOLDIER?! WTF?! SO DUMB.

this is a weak defense you're putting up, da croupier

oh this is all pretty par for the ilx course these days

tracer what is your favorite "dumb" comedy?

the entirety of pop culture had been ceded to 28-year-old stoners with a grudge against popular kids and in an advanced stage of whimsy-induced dementia.

man this almost makes me miss that decade

My defense is that I like Janeane Garofalo, Lisa Kudrow, breezy one-liners and goofy ballet sequences. I don't think the movie was taking itself that seriously so I wasn't bothered by how "telegraphed" it was.

we're only thinking that now because we're now the 28+ stoners, tom

but disenfranchised

Romy and Michele vs Grosse Point Blank

even lisa kudrow is more palatable than cusak

I'm just curious what movies the AFI or whoever recommended this movie to Tracer compared it to, so that he DIDN'T expect what he got from "Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion" starring Lisa Kudrow & Mira Sorvino.

if movies like this are so inconsequential as to be beyond discussion then why don't you go post on some other thread dude

someone told him it was really the final reel of the magnificent ambersons

strongo i have so many dumb comedy favorites i don't know where to start. all the farelly movies are great, friday, school of rock, even freakin ELF is a masterpiece of comedic timing and artful plotting next to this total disaster

okay everything there except friday is...no.

alex in nyc, pabulum, standards raising, etc.

i don't even know you any more

"and why is the respect of these odious people even important in the first place?"

human race to thread

It's not as high-concept as Elf, I'd admit.

tracer i say that as a man with a deep and abiding love for talking chimp movies

i would like to see this movie remade today if only because i think it would be meaner

and still star Lisa Kudrow!

it could be da croupier's type of attitude that's responsible for this movie being so dire; i.e. it's "just" comedy - no need to have anything make any sense (comedy needs to be played with MORE sincerity and intensity than straight drama in order to actually be funny; the moral and practical stakes need to be even MORE clear and logical, so that the stuff that doesn't fit is thrown into comedic relief)

I never saw this movie during the 90s and figured it was probably the worst thing ever, but I kind of liked it when I saw it on tv a couple years back! Then again, I also saw Night at the Roxbury in the theaters back in the day.

if only lisa was still with us ;_;

Oh hell, I just referred to the late 90s as "back in the day"

the moral and practical stakes

Hold on.

this movie is now a decade old

one decade

10 years

3652 days

comedy needs to be played with MORE sincerity and intensity than straight drama in order to actually be funny; the moral and practical stakes need to be even MORE clear and logical, so that the stuff that doesn't fit is thrown into comedic relief

HI DERE Me, Myself and Irene.

it could be da croupier's type of attitude that's responsible for this movie being so dire; i.e. it's "just" comedy - no need to have anything make any sense (comedy needs to be played with MORE sincerity and intensity than straight drama in order to actually be funny; the moral and practical stakes need to be even MORE clear and logical, so that the stuff that doesn't fit is thrown into comedic relief)

I apologize for being amused that you found Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion so commonplace and sloppy.

or rather, being amused that you were ANGRY that Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion was so commonplace and sloppy.

i actually think its basic incompetence is really quite rare, that's one reason i started the thread

the thing that you guys maybe don't realize is that i was expecting very, very little! i ended up thinking that it was practically fascist!

i guess working at a video store has made me cynical beyond my years

this is like when i thought "shake a tailfeather" represented a musical nadir, isn't it

yes

perhaps tracer is also living in olympia and slowly losing his mind to the drink

lol @ the magnificent ambersons

another thing i thought was kind of amazing is that there's actually very little difference between michele's dream and what actually happened. isn't comedy supposed to be about the disjunction between dreams and reality? the pregnant A-listers get told off and humiliated; michele nabs the geek-turned-billionaire; they both end up leaving the party envied and admired. (romy doesn't get billy christiansen in real life but she's let off that hook because he's a drunken lech with a gut; EVERY good guy/gal gets let off EVERY hook; nothing is difficult. good comedy is ALWAYS difficult!!)

are you Brian Cox in Adaptation?

the thing is, guys, that this movie IS terrible.

half of the cast has horrible put-on accents that are just WAHT, i mean is it really that hard in l.a. to find actual southern californians or at least people who can kind of sound like them. also alan cummings actually has a lot to answer for, in my book.

mira sorvino's accent is the only thing i would salvage from this movie if forced at gunpoint to pick only one

i'm going to talk in it all day now

you're just being difficult

i mean really what kind of person comes on record as not liking elf but then talks about mira sorvino admiringly

a modern day iconoclast

I actually haven't seen it in years! I probably wouldn't laugh as much now if I saw it for the first time today, but I liked Malibu's Most Wanted when I saw it a few months ago so I doubt it would cause much furor.

I still haven't seen Elf. I think my girlfriend wants to watch it with me around xmas or something.

the reason you didn't like the movie, besides it not being especially good, is that it's not *for* you

how could she possibly know that the A-girls are pregnant?

uh

of course, some people like this movie because of LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW LISA KUDROW

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/273/citizenkanekw0.jpg

xxpost to ally

i have a crush on mira sorvino

she's like a super-genius or something eh

what kind of 1996 thing is it to have a crush on mira sorvino OR lisa kudrow, honestly

i actually really liked alan cummings' bit where he's like "successful? i guess... if you consider a house in cabo san lucas, one in tuscany, a penthouse in new york, a bentley, a gulf windstream, a yacht, and a 24-hour waitstaff successful, then sure.. i'm successful. but all my life i've been missing one thing. and that thing - is you." - he carried it off PERFECTLY (earnest and straight ahead)

sorvino was really amazingly bad. it was like she was high. in a bad way.

we never got over being 19

i know right... hanging on to my youth (xp)

it's like those old dudes still going on about racquel welch

(the old dudes being some horny old has-beens i just made up)

gotta say that i never found any of tv's "the friends" all that attractive

what kind of 1996 thing is it to have a crush on mira sorvino OR lisa kudrow, honestly

8080

mira sorvino always appears to be high in a bad way, she's a terrible, terrible fucking actress.

xpost lol i've seen that happen tho.

uh the racquel welch thing

hey, what about me?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/247116~Marisa-Tomei-Posters.jpg

tomei lookin okay

marisa tomei >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mira sorvino

i wouldn't mind contracting tomei poisoning

"ha ha, someone knew who i was once, i swear!"

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/elizabeth-shue/elizabeth-shue04.jpg

"don't even ask me what i'm doing on this thread, i have no idea."

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/239370~Leelee-Sobieski-Posters.jpg

agh not her

okay stop

YOU LOVE LEEEEEELLLEEEEEE ADMIT IT!

wait scott post 1 (one) clare danes and 1 (one) alicia silverstone and then you're free to do whatever

if we're gonna take this all the way sad i mean

clare kinda scares me these days

her and billy crudup are on some sorta next-level type meth or something.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070122/claire_danes.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHHv9HlNWFZVEPV7B-dUvIS_dT0SQ

...

clare and billy on the streets of soho, looking for the precious

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pmKacuH_xOU

http://images.popsugar.com/uploads12/claire-danes-6.11.jpg

dude enough with the gap ads already

clare is v v shiny

where did the rest of her go

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/aliciasilverstone/alicia_silverstone_23.jpg

accurate representation of these photos cumulative effect circa 1995

:/

still, alicia's mother should have told her at some point that only whores go braless, regardless of size

j/k

alicia silverstone's tits could have directed a better movie than this all by themselves.

i think i was just so offended at how nothing paid off.

remember the 20 movie minutes they spent trying to a) lose weight b) try to find boyfriends c) get better jobs? what became of all that? what was the payoff? how about the backfiring jaguar? it could have, i dunno, broken down at the worst possible time, like right after their roadside argument about who got to say they invented post-it notes! instead - nothing! they just left it in tuscon while flying off in a helicopter! thanks, hispanic lecher, sorry about that jag! and your job!

i love marisa tomei.

"hey waitaminute where the hell did i go???"

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/C55924~Bridget-Fonda-Posters.jpg

90s actress elephant's graveyard

Leelee was last seen slumped against a wall with her eyes crossed after getting kicked in the face by Nic Cage.

Oh wait, after that she was seeing hitting on James Franco.

wtf happened to claire danes, this is like that girl from high school I run into every couple years around town and she goes between looking good and looking like something the cat dragged in

"monkeybone? kiss of the dragon? who the fuck is my agent???"

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/news_bridgetfonda_thumb.jpg

seen hitting, gah

x-post danes has a lot of movies coming out

my favorite part of the wicker man was indeed the nic cage/leelee sobieski fist/kick fight.

i'm just gonna take some "abyss gazes also" time with alicia's navel

"lemme tell you a little something about agents..."

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/mary-stuart-masterson1.jpg

THE FLOCK is the story of hyper-vigilant federal agent (Gere) who, while training his young female replacement (Danes), must track down a missing girl whom he is convinced is connected to a paroled sex offender he's investigating. Working against the clock they unravel the twisted details to track the potential killer.

leeloo sobieski

STARDUST

In a countryside town bordering on a magical land, a young man makes a promise to his beloved that he'll retrieve a fallen star by venturing into the magical realm.

Based on a Neil Gaiman novel. Danes plays "Yvaine."

So who's the young man?

Robert DeNiro plays someone named "Captain Shakespeare."

paul rudd

Ricky Gervais plays "Ferdy The Fence."

wau wait you are not making this movie up

rupert everett is in it, speaking of 90's acting graveyard

never underestimate neil gaiman, ally

sienna miller and michelle pfeiffer are in it too

ian mckellan will seriously do anything, won't he

Due in August!

For money, yes.

xposts

http://www.thebeefboy.com/images/chicks/SiennaMiller02.jpg
http://home.austarnet.com.au/davekimble/catwoman.jpg

sienna miller in looking not too shitty shockah

RESERVATION ROAD: A drama that revolves around two fathers whose families and lives tragically converge with the death of a child. In the aftermath, Ethan (Joaquin Phoenix) and Dwight (Mark Ruffalo) each react in unexpected ways as their families struggle to cope and an emotional reckoning looms. Jennifer Connelly plays Grace, Ethan's wife; Mira Sorvino plays Ruth, Dwight's ex-wife. From the director of Hotel Rwanda.

After that Mira's got a comedy with Jeremy Sisto and a role in a Timothy Hutton drama about an architect-turned-playwright.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VDPSY8FKL._SS500_.jpg

i know that sienna miller thing is a shop but i really wouldn't be surprised to see her just walkin around dressed like that like it ain't no thing. someone should lolcat caption every single picture of her with that "look at me! i'm an attention whore!" thing.

i'd like her for this if it wasn't that she always wears hideous, hideous clothing.

o madeline stowe where did u go?

Mary Stuart Masterson occasionally shows up on L&O:SVU.

there are a lot more nudie photos out there of sienna miller than i expected

i'm not sure why you'd be surprised by that fact, jess

what were you expecting!?!?

Madeline Stowe will celebrate her 25th anniversary to Brian Benben this year.

i mean she showed up to the factory girl premiere wearing control top tights and a waist-length sweater.

WAIT WAIT MADELEINE STOWE IS MARRIED TO BRIAN BENBEN?

well i really had no idea who sienna miller was until today

i'm not exactly sure who the hell sienna miller is either, i just know she's basically naked, all the time, and i think she's a british.

apparently jude law's one time semen receptacle turned actress? or have i gotten this backwards?

is there a internet cut of factory girl where it's just a two minute clip of sienna miller near-nude or nude? i heard the film wasn't that great but i have some interest.

leelee is forever

"rupert everett is in it, speaking of 90's acting graveyard"

rupert's role-model:

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050905/21/3199092538.jpg

she basically gets boned by darth vader in that movie, is my unseratasnsnsding

she was an actress first, jess, I think you're confusing her with his nanny

x-post

jude law is ok in strongo's book

gabbneb, do you like a single person anyone else on ilx likes?

from Brian Benben's filmography:

Surf's Up (2007) (voice) (scenes deleted) .... Chunk

"(scenes deleted)"

...

poor bastard

wot no dominique swain

JULIAN SANDS HOLEEEEEE SHEIT

she was too young to count

xp

shit is hot n heavy on this thred

so many ill conceived rentals

this is why i still like ilx

"like"

the first gis result for dominique swain is her naked, i like her already

thing is, i have 2 memories of romy + michele, and they're both funny!

l kudrow accepting some kind of award (why?) in her bra: "um, i can't find my top") funny b/c women call shirts tops, i don't know why, it's retarded

dude w shitload of plastic surgery (the 'success' guy i guess? this is alan cumming? rly?) being asked why if he's so happy he isn't smiling: "i ~~paaaauuuse~~ cannot"

the rest, no idea. i defer to the judgement of this fine thread

okay that photo

xxpost

fuckin PETA ads dude

apparently dominique swain was in the "we are all made of stars" video, i have to reconsider my position vis a vis liking her.

we're forgetting something:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/16/lyonne_narrowweb__300x400,0.jpg

nevr 4 get

so it turns out my 2 page summary is actually supposed to be like ten or eleven pages of detailed analysis broken down by category and sector and whatever

okay what

http://www.furisdead.com/page/ad-ross1.jpg

where is dennis franz

that's my way of saying KIU this thread

this job can eat itself

who the hell is that person

at least you are not natasha lyonne right now

um xpost

dennis franz is the bunny

http://www.peta.org/feat/pinup/dt/lee-800.jpg
speaking of the 90s

noted wererabbit Dennis Franz

dennis franz is the bunnysmall cat

oh where's that space bukkake promo pic of paris hilton from that house of whacks movie or whatever

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/house_of_wax_back_cover.jpg

never 4get 90's sienna miller:

http://www.marilyn-monroe-memorabilia.com/other%20legends/otherstars/New%20Folder/patsy_kensit2.jpg

speaking of wtf

http://the-feeding-tube.com/media/1/20060918-winona-Ryder-Nude-01.jpg

lol @ "paris gets it"

who is this sienna miller person? is that her real name?

patsy kensit and liam gallagher really actually kind of looked remarkably alike

she's jude law's ex girlfriend or something

i am going to name my kid periwinkle or cornflower

or maybe "burnt umber"

okay why in the fuck is there now a crayola color called "jazzberry jam"

never 4get 80's patsy kensit

http://www.crazyape.com/creatives/acapulcocathdress.jpg

Thank you for the thread idea, Strongo.

catherine oxenberg married to casper fuckin' van dien by the way:

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/3015/CatherineO_Vespa_4833038_400.jpg

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The twin peaks cast brings in a whole new shade. WE STILL LUV U MADCHEN AMICK

I refuse to believe that any combination of search terms containing the word 'nude' return no pages.

okay, guys, this thing:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/519CS7E1Z3L._SS500_.jpg

can't wait by the way:

Starship Troopers: Marauder (2007)

Johnny Rico is now a general, and called back into action to defeat the bugs.

who the hell are those people

oh denise richards and neve campbell, you have forsaken us all

the lovely emma b: "why are american movies always about high school?"

i had no answer

uh

why are american movies always about sharks

Deep Blue C Grade

Boomers be youth obsessed superannuated teenagers with chips on their shoulder about not being prom queen, and they rule the world.

for example, goodfellas xpost

wait, emma b? was she wearing a banana suit?

the tolerable patsy kensit/sienna miller:
http://www.nriinternet.com/ENTERTAINMENT/Model/Hurley_Arun/Hurley.jpg

I would have countered, "Why are French films always about sexual deviants", but that's no argument really, just an observation.

Is Romy even a name? I remember liking Cummings in this, but that R&M characters were much more unrealistic than anything had ever seen to the extent of being somewhat mentally subnormal.

oh you're kidding xpost to schef

COMPARED TO PATSY KENSIT?

goodfellas is totally about high school

liz hurley has the best smile of any of the ladies on this whole page

goodfellas is about the book of job

GOD PEOPLE

that we have posted pictures of, I mean

VOODOO PEOPLE

^^^ cya post y/n

uh xpost

liz hurley is terrible

http://vespa-club-des-savoie.chez-alice.fr/affiches/calend/1996_07RaquelWelch.jpg

i would take 100 lethal weapons II over any liz hurley movie

wait that's carzy talk

liz hurley is the best thing about any of the austin powers films

haha faint praise

uhh that is not saying much xpost

ok liz hurley is also the best thing about permanent midnight

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Natalie_Imbruglia.jpg
^^^ what happened to this person btw

xpost lol ok now tom really

hahahah ally

if we're moving it into music then we're fucked

i know imburururkrloriieriririrhuhuglia acted too

why would anybody think liz hurley is terrible!!

other things liz hurley is the best thing about:

1. the bedazzled remake
2. her relationship with hugh grant
3. any photo of versace hanger ons all hanging out together

^^^^ none of these things are really fantastic things to be the best thing about is the problem. tho the bedazzled remake has its charms.

http://garfieldridge.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/4306b_lisa_loeb_02.jpg

oh dammit

hahahaha every recent photo i've seen of lisa loeb is a picture of her with some life-sized sanrio character. i think japan purchased her or something.

okay waht

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/01/lisa_loeb3.jpg

http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/010/943/10943254.jpg
^^^^^^^ my dad had a HUGE crush on her

hahaha is that meredith brooks??

y

JILL SOBULE NEVER FORGET

it's weird how little romy and michele have to do with the whole mid-90s earnest indie thing - i think it was ahead of its time!

r&m just bolsters my argument that nothing has changed in style or fashion in the last 10 years

oh god i was just googling "90s music compilations" to remember the name of other female singer-songwriters of the era and just was reminded of the fact that that song "breakfast at tiffany's" indeed existed.

The 90s are our 60s, which explains why we already have our own classic rock radio

I LOVE THE SONG BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS

You are with the terrorists.

max that is my least favorite song ever

and I said WHAT ABOUT breakfast at TIFF-A-NEEES and she said i think I remember the FILM

arrrrrrrgh fuck

Ally, quite frankly you are being a fifth column right now.

my best friend in junior high LOVED that song and listened to it A LOT

she also had a big crush on KATO KAELIN and wore FLORAL DOC MARTINS

basically i don't know why we liked each other.

ed i have no idea what that means but i think i'm offended

You went to high school with Blossom.

uhhhh if you dont want your jr. high best friend anymore i will marry her

FLORAL PRINT DOC MARTENS!

jess will appreciate this, the girl in question looked EXACTLY LIKE this 1990s teen sitcom actress:
http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/boymeetsworld-topanga.jpg

By putting the lyrics into my head you are giving succour to the enemy (The Boomers).

max she is married already ;_;

this aniston picture still cracks me up. in what world is that a pose for a sexy photo? maybe if you had a wall fetish. i dunno, maybe people think it's sexy.

http://www.britneyspearswatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/gq-jennifer-aniston.jpg

i loved topanga! she was an underrated sitcom actor.

it looks like she had a horrible accident

AHHHHH I WILL MARRY ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE TOPANGA EVEN IF SHE IS A NAZI

hot for a midget
http://www.p45.com/photos/lotta_2c.jpg

god, Lisa Loeb pictures are just depressing.

more lisa loeb pls

dude, that's Liz Phair.

Lisa Loeb is basically an anorexic librarian now.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/02/lloeb-bra1.jpg

TOPANGA NEVER FORGET

wait guys http://www.monkeycube.com/archives/2006/01/confirming_what.php

dude i can tell the difference btw lisa loeb (hot) and liz phair (not)

and thus are the differences between the older and the younger generation most clearly rendered

at least we come together on topanga, max

i mean, IDEALLY, amirite

I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THIS WHITE GIRLS

gross

seriously guys don't make me get work done here

OH ID LOVE TO COME ON TOPANGA ANYTIME

xp see great minds think alike

i'm starting to have visions of me adopting max, cf. bart goes to live with mr. burns episode

where's that thread where jess and ethan are chatting about bitches and ethan sez he would piss all over hilary duff

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1998/nov/11-12-98/photos/garbage.gif
^^^^ does she still exist?

"yes, that's to correct your posture. soon you'll have a mighty hump."

all would be fun and games until the episode where topanga comes to town and we get in a standoff over her

i have some things to say. these are those things:

1. mega-yes to liz hurley. all y'all naysayers are fucking crazy-ass LIARS.
2. i would rather sleep with spike lee than leelee sobieski.
3. LOL @ jill sobule
4. MEGALOL @ topanga

thank you. xposts.

Shirley Manson is still hot, I think

more aniston rofflz

http://www.filmski.net/slike/slike/aniston-novviins.jpg

i dated too many girls who were interested in subscribing to shirley manson's newsletter circa late high school/college

Full House meth addict:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/images/jodietaco4.preview.jpg

at least we come together on topanga, max

-- strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:20 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

:D

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
http://www.greatestcities.com/0299pic/916/CP18916.jpg/Sophie_Ellis_Bextor_for_PETA.jpg

gibler never forget

xpost?

sophie ellis bextor is a spoonface and she has dead animals

spoonface

XPOST FUCK

hahahaha

yahoo answers never forget

http://www.zurke.org/primeri/Britney%20Spears.jpg

Where did it all go wrong?

http://www.unmistakables.com/_k_/kirsten_dunst/mainpic01.jpg

spiderman

http://zabava.ultrapc.cz/hvezdy/Lisa%20Kudrow.jpg

wau

http://zabava.ultrapc.cz/hvezdy/Renee%20Zellweger.jpg

wow, apparently there's a RealDoll named Jewel. Eww.

http://zabava.ultrapc.cz/hvezdy/Christina%20Ricci.jpg

http://www.cookie45.freeserve.co.uk/SherilynFenn006.jpg
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I think this thread peaked with Bridget Fonda.

http://zabava.ultrapc.cz/hvezdy/Charlize%20Theron.jpg

lol she's out on the street eating an ice cream cone on her lonesome, creepy!

ally why

http://zabava.ultrapc.cz/hvezdy/Cameron%20Diaz.jpg

I thought Ally's pic was Dita von Teese for a sec.

why what

http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/reneesourslo.jpg

http://www.visi.com/~lazlo/gallery/jewel_grammy_dress.jpg

why fenn

ok, time to stop looking at this @ work

I had so many "butch vig with a gutenberg press" "butch vig hangin out at kinko's" "butch vig with a magnetic poetry kit" jokes to make about "shirley manson's newsletter" and then I was like "these are all TERRIBLE" and then I didn't post them but at this point in the thread I think I will

nothing anyone could post could ruin Charlize Theron.

xp: ah, homeless chicks with big boobs. Now that's a combination.

if sophie ellis bextor is a spoonface, its a metal one, dipped in butter.

also, RIP sherilyn fenn

why NOT fenn

http://www.badassmofo.com/images/slice/mira2.jpg

hold on y'all

wait a minute

we almost forgot

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/F/U/D/breakup05220625.jpg

guys is that kevin spacey in that picture of jewel's titties? when did he get basically a new face? do i just not know what kevin spacey looks like? did he get really fat?

"also, RIP sherilyn fenn"

she was great on gilmore girls. total milf city.

back in 15

xpost AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgggggggggggggggtz`xkygf2q

mira sorvino is no sherilynn fenn

tee hee

chasing amy-face is joker-esque. or mary tyler moore-esque.

why

that last lady is the worst one yet

http://saranair.com/gallery/gallery/liv/thumb/24.jpg

aaaaaaand we're back

aerosmith never forget

Mallrats FTW
http://www.girlskickbutt.com/images/profile/claire_forlani.jpg

that girl is v v skinny

http://alicias.chat.ru/alicia-silverstone-0605-03.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/robin-tunney/pictures/robin-tunney-picture-1.jpg

http://www.celebgallery.us/pictures/MillaJovovich1.jpg
^^^^ looks amazingly hot in the new Resident Evil or whatever

Someone else will have to post Lori Petty.

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/F/U/D/breakup05220625.jpghttp://blogging.la/archives/images/2006/11/parking_meter.jpg

don't follow leaders

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(nb. just pointing out similarities. the 'time expired' bit was a happy coincidence.)

hahaha mark

joey lauren wtf happened 2 u

http://www.gabrielleanwar.co.uk/paper/6-1024-768.jpg

even run lola run gets into the act

http://www.peta.org/feat/frankapotente/page/left.jpg

robin tunney gives me the creeps

only a fat guy who grew up in jersey could possibly have cast JLA as an unattainable lesbian goddess

http://home.fuse.net/swedishchef/LJ/empire_records.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/248474~Fairuza-Balk-Posters.jpg

zellwigga pout almost unbearable on empire records poster

is that botticelli venus blowing a gumbubble

rip jordan catalano

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/petealtra/09240620Jared20Leto204.jpg

when i'm, like, 45 and college girls have started to revive 90s fashion it's going to be unbearable

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops150/rebecca_gayheart2906040045.jpg

wait wait that picture of jared leto

http://cdn.channel.aol.com/getty/E/2006-03-16/57098526FH037_Fox_Searchlig_E.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_19286~Jennifer-Connelly-Posters.jpg

http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/tara_pool.jpg

JESUS CHRIST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Tara Reid's stomach is so disturbing.

that's not Courtney Love?

she looks like e.t.'s momz

her boobies look dead

when did tara reid turn 65

omg omg omg omg omg

her boobies look dead

-- Mr. Que, Monday, July 2, 2007 11:51 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

dont worry. she fixed them.

how did it turn out that rose mcgowan actually ends up looking normal and relatively sane these day?

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/11/63/0000001163_20060919144028.jpg

COCAINE

oh, wait.

Rose McGowan got a scary nose job sometime between that photo & Grindhouse

how did it turn out that rose mcgowan actually ends up looking normal and relatively sane these day?

androgynous cyst removal

i think rose mcgowan had some kind of work done on her eyes too.

rose mcgowan is aight in strongo's book too

you might remember her from such hits as Urban Legends and for running over some poor kid in LA. I give you Rebecca Gayheart.

http://starz.ru/celebrities/Rebecca_Gayheart.jpg

noxzema!

i was gonna say that i just posted a picture of rebecca but fortune city says otherwise apparently. she has hypno-eyes. and is actually pretty funny.

RmG had a botched eyejob last winter but chalked it up to an injury sustained in a minor car accident. I'm not buying it. Why do I know these things?

good thread

well thank god BIG HOOS has weighed in

OH MY FUCKING GOD JESUS CHRIST ON TOAST TARA REID'S BOOBS SAG AND HER TUMMY HAS A CRINKLE!

you are all such assholes.

cap'n save-a-ho

well thank god KENAN has weighed in.

huh

TUMMY HAS A CRINKLE!

you are all such assholes.

Actually - that crap on Tara's stomach is from botched Lipo. Trust me, I'd be the last to say a word if it was just pudge.

i think it's really sad tara isn't getting proper recognition for her role in pan's labyrinth

http://www.thedougjonesexperience.com/panimage~9.jpg

kenan i really doubt she's reading

defending tara reid is some next level ho-saving shit.

http://www.bitetv.ca/blog/archives/Tara%20Reid

enbb otm also plz to not forget her boobs aren't sagging, that's a botched, uh, shop so to speak.

lesson: do not pick plastic surgeons while high and drunk

those... were..... the........ days, my friend
we thought they'd never end
ornaldo bloomps - just a twinkle in someone's eye

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/12/28/tara-reid-st-barts-bikini-11-thumb.jpg

"adhesions"?

Scott is right. I LOVE Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion.

gabrielle anwar sadat x

^^ girl is in that new spy show on usa, i saw her and went "oh, claire forlani, saddd"

^^ double sad

also i recently espied l.l. sobies k on a SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE w/ sean astin, so this thread is really making poignant the shitty insomniac tv of my last several days

I've never seen any of these movies but I like Liz Tyler a whole bunch. Plus former NYC ILXor known to some of you used to make deliveries to her from a certain WVillage eatery and he said she was ALWAYS nice and smiley-giggly and tipped well, unlike lots of other sleb clients. He fantasized of stealing her away from scrawny brit rocker husband but no luck.

Liv. Liv Tyler. Was thinking of work author at the same time.

I can't read this whole thread - lemme just say who cares about "the message"? If there's a message, it's "be yourself" or "be silly" or something. It's like a 2-hour version of what Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" is about. Also, I love anything about high school and have had fantasies about going back to my reunion and "showing them all" and so this movie tickles a sensitive part of me and makes me laugh about it. I also recognize some of the characters -- the guy who was all that in high school but who's now a loser contractor philanderer, etc. It's silly! It makes me feel good - and it reminds me of a sweet time with my friend, aimurchie.

It's like a 2-hour version of what Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" is about.

Yeah but it's "Time After Time" that plays during the climactic dance scene! (This is the only scene in the movie that I actually remember.)

topanga i miss u ;_;

BEST FRED EVAH!

gillian anderson, we forgot about her, she still exists!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/74977038.jpg

i like liv tyler too. her husband is ugly and short in person

SCULLY NOOOOOOO xpost

wtf that dress

http://i.ivillage.com/E/Tracker/E_MelissaJoanHart_250.jpg

I WOULD LIKE HER TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS

WE'VE BROKEN MORE THAN THE 4TH WALL HERE PPLS

i guess no one explained condoms ;_;

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/ny11504120036.widec.jpg

Not bad.

WRONG DECADE

the 90's hotties were so WHOLESOME!

guys i see topanga around my hood all the time. shes BIG now but still looks bangable. i told her that 'i loved her work' once and her bf cracked up. also i delivered something to fenn's house a year or so ago. she answered the door and was SO SKINNY it was scary. she had NO FURNITURE except an elliptical machine and had a fat son running around.

http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/danielle_fishel_lakers.jpg

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/daniellefishel/danielle_fishel_1.jpg

huh.

it's hard enough following über threads like this on a computer at work but trying to keep up on a cell phone is impoosible

in summation, I love you all </ned>

Hey Eli, (and since this thread can always be bumped) here's one for your wish list:
Romy & Michele: In The Beginning!

related:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490822/

in what way?? (i still haven't seen the bring it on sequel, crazily)

pete, er, the messageboard comments there are all like "what a disappointment after the brilliance of the original"

lisa kudrow is hilars in this movie

I love the climactic dance scene because the whole dance is ... not just unrehearsed but ANTI-rehearsed. Like the point isn't that they're great dancers, but that they're above caring what anyone things about their dancing.

Full disclosure: I love this whole movie and can't think critically about it.