I have, like, many gay threads on ILX

You first.

Hey baby, you got boyfriend vietnam?? Me so HAWNY, baby!! Me fuckie suckie!

Subtle.

okay so we're supposed to use this one now?

What was wrong with the other thread -- too big for you?

what is this like the mark of perversion that we had to get a new thread? the old one was too getting too infested with filth?

After 1000 posts or so it's time to change the wallpaper.

Although yes at one point in the last thread I admit I was tempted to start "I have, like, many gay episodes of My So-Called Life to watch".

Start one!

hehe okay but u really shoulda put a pic up neath the thread title

i mean if we're talkin wallpaper

If there's one thing the gay threads have taught me, it's that I don't share the same taste in "pix" that other gay men do.

Oh wait, no, I knew that already.

lol

http://www.beyondchurchstreet.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/gay%20boys.jpg

http://www.notwinks.net/no-twinks-tm1.png

FUCK i didn't realize that was nsfw. can we get that deleted?

The one on the left is cute!

really i like the one on the right!

i mean either rly but

oh so i went to the bathroom at work today and who's there but my somewhat older work crush person, and of course i see him as i'm heading into a stall and he's a urinal, zipping up

i mean i look over and he's blatanly just like zipping up his pants, and i know and he knows that that's like the only thing really happening at the moment, while i have to look at him and say "hi!"

it was pretty entertaining tbh

Surmounter, please do give us picture. Or at least email me your screen name so you can send it to me on aim!

wait a picture of what this guy or of something more naughty? cuz this guy i'd have to wait til tomorrow to get it, and something more naughty i rly don't know.....

whats ur aim??

I had a slice of pizza topped by/with fresh garlic and now i'm sweating and smell garlicy.

anyone hungry?

OMG and I had the MOST AMAZING bubble tea!!! It was a strawberry grapefruit smoothie (the slushish kind w/o dairy). I live a block and a half down from the best bubble tea place in NB :D

anyhow my screenname is "have fun Wilson" so anyone feel free to IM me

I am samsajk1 on YIM. If anyone wants to email me some kind of filth.

I mean IM me, not email.

ORLY.

http://www.timbiedron.com/images/drawings/DRAWING_17.jpg
http://www.timbiedron.com/images/drawings/DRAWING_13.jpg

More pics of the style of tat I want.

i'm watching sex and the city now. my night has been annoying and fruitless. life goes on, and there's never enough time. people help.

After wanting to be home so bad, this is what you do when you're there?

OMG I LOVE SATC!! Let's SATC chat!

Jesse has me blocked or something. :(

What??

Stevie is IMing me! Try harder!

You haven't come up as online on my YIM for like a year. I thought you had switched over to something else.

OK, problem solved.

well i TRIED to do music tonite and it was just fucking hot OK?? so i had to sit on my ass and watch sarah jessica parker be an idiot

i'll do all the IM stuff later i don't have it in me right now

omg and the stupid DVD is like so loud right now, and i don't wanna get up to turn it off

i mean down

since we're all doing it: je suis "the jew magnet" on AIM (if you actually IM me i'll explain it)

fine: rrawn

hah

hi stevie!

lol i'm still watching this fucking show

Hey look, new thread.

Welcome!

Speaking of AIM, this dude has totally been flirting with me for a couple of days.

lol who??

Some U of C student that just randomly messaged me on Myspace. Seems like a cool guy, we're talking about our dicks now. And I get to share it with all you gays that are awake for some reason.

he msgd u tonight on myspace and now ur talking about ur dicks? god gay people are so fucking weird

me included obv

it's like what's with men and their dicks, what is that? is it just a distraction thing? like look, if i touch this i don't have to think about life?

No, we've been chatting for about a week and we just got to the dicks. Which may be even weirder?

We mostly talked about music and dorky stuff. Turns out he's fucked to Scott Walker's The Drift.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol i don't know which is weirder... no i think a week is pretty normal

i mean so is 1 minute, but whatever

so what's his cock like then

He said it was "thickish", but that it doesn't matter much since he's a bottom. Uh.

hahahahahaha

thickish??? that's really not much to go on. this is all so funny to me i have to be honest

classic. Someone needs to compile all of these gay threads into a book.

It's not much to go on at ALL.

i mean if u have a thick cock just call it thick, not thickish

and if all he said was thickish, what's going on with the length/shape?

Dude's small. I pretty much decided that when he posted that. Ah well.

I need to be up in less than five hours. Damn you thread! Good night.

http://www.mystore.cc/stores/weselleverything/prodimg/59573-cos-tuna.jpg

maybe he's just modest?

or lumpy, tapered, uneven ... of mean thick(ish) girth?

http://www.gdusa.com/seen_noted/MrsBBottle.jpg

HAHAHA!!!

MRS. BUTTERWORTH-COCK!!!

hehehe

I hv no IM. or computer. or phone.

You are posting via psychic connection?

"the jew magnet" is a terrific IM name.

work computers don't count, Jesse (but don't post WDYCLL pix here, pleez -- that counts).

I am not posting pictures of my cock on the internet, don't worry.

wdycll?

http://www.preneo.com/nwylde/babysarm/baby2.jpg

mornin

your clone?

Le fils Surmounter got some sleep!

hehe

not enuf i stayed up too late chatting.

It's not really the sort of thing where I am like wanting to get off looking at pics of other people's equipment, but I am always curious about what people I know are working with.

A few of the guys I work with (straight guys) have told me their dimensions (god bless the restaurant work culture). But I take straight cock descriptions with a grain of salt b/c I don't think they have as much info for comparison.

Straight guys and their notorious lack of rulers.

lol that's an interesting need for knowledge jesse

Weirdly, I think Casuistry has already seen a photo of my cock.

Why isn't there a convenient fruit-based system, such as the wonderful citrus system (as big as a kumquat, lemon, orange, grapefruit...) for describing tumors?

We need fancier banana or cucumber varietals. Get to work on it, agribusiness!

Yes, I have. The weird thing was that seeing your cock photo wasn't the weird part about seeing your cock photo.

what????????????

we don't hafta know.

I almost got to see John's cock, but I stopped at a bar on the way back from the bar.

A certain other (str8) ILXor was also present that night, and apparently made NUMEROUS requests to suck jaymc's cock-- "just a little bit!!"

omgosh jaymc u have a popular one

haha what???

lol i dunno his piece is gettin some shout outs 2day. this is ridiculous.

jaymc: "I have, like, many episodes of bi-dom on ILX"

welcome to the Bi-o-Dome

I am NOT talking about jaymc's cock on the internet!

what has like everyone seen it in real life or something???

Jaymc quotes posted on ILEpitaphs! :

Joseph, did I mention I was bi?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), August 19th, 2005 6:58 PM. (jaymc) (later)

I wish I had more awkward bi makeout stories!

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 1:39 PM. (jaymc) (later)

this is where i have to join the hetero camp, sorry

-- jaymc

:/

i only met jaymc for about 10 minutes last summer, maybe I shoulda stuck around, heh.

jaymc now stalking himself

He heard the stories about his potted meat and wanted to try it for himself.

lol

Hi guys!

hey hey howdy. :P

Hi. Did you come bearing a new conversation topic?

I think I do: at what point do you tell the girl throwing herself at you at a bar that you DO NOT WANT? if I was into pussy at all I could have had some last night. I didn't end up telling her, even though she bought me a drink and gave me loads of unsolicited hugs and grabbed my ass???

I mean, I was at a karaoke night and I sang 'Black Velvet' by Alana Myles, wasn't that a strong enough indicator of gayness?

No, not really, Chris. I could talk about my parts but, um, maybe not right now. Interesting what you were saying about straight men not knowing enough about dicks - it's a strange but true fact that EVERY straight male I know with whom I have had this conversation (silence your suspicious whispering!) has claimed to be packing 7 inches, no more, no less.

ridic. btw i think ppl measure weird, cuz some people who'll say they have like 7 8, i look and i def see like a 6. i mean, 6 looks pretty big guys!

I once managed to add an inch and a half to mine while apparently "proving" an extremely generous length to an ex-girlfriend. Careful manipulation of ruler-placing, I'm sure you've all been there.

well, i think ur supposed to measure like on the top side, u know? cuz if u measure on the btm side u have more room to go down

...

So much potential in yr second sentence there ;)

=)

What a wonderful discussion to wake up to. Also it's freaky how much bigger shaving your pubes makes it look.

Although I have never shaved my pubes. I'd probably end up slicing something.

the gayz are takin over ILX!

I have, like, many gay threads on ILX
Sex & the City
Chest hair good or bad?
Taking Sides: Ayn Rand vs. sweatpants

trimming is enuf for me.

It should be:

Taking Sides: Ayn Rand vs eating snatch

the pink revolution

(eating any rand's snatch)

Mmmmmmmm, snatch. Sigh.

Any Rand? I think Ayn is enough.

lol mark i thought u were on the otha side

I'll go sailing off on any old rand that blows

I don't think shaving your pubes actually makes you look any bigger except maybe to people who haven't seen much in the way of shaved pubes.

depends on how deep you gouge with the razor

Granted.

haha jaymc's first "bi quote" was directed to me! i forgot abt that.

i did not go to work today

also, definitely not talking about my penis on the internet

hehe

just not feelin th ework 2day?

for some reason I read that as "just not feelin th' ewok 2day?" and thought it was some strange reference to him not talking about his penis on the internet.

lol lol

the work, shoulda corrected i'm typin and eatin

don't lie, we all know what you meant there!!!!

hehe hush

haha as you might recall, i was v. drunk and stressed out last night and woke up feeling like shit

right =)

did u have a big breakfast?

when i'm like rly drunk i definitely plan my breakfast the night before

It's not so much that trimming/shaving makes it look big, as having a big nest of pubes makes it unimpressive, if that makes sense. It's a shroud.

definitely that's like a thing, why are we back on this?

Adam Sandler and Kevin James called. They're concerned this thread might give gays a bad image.

There is a castle on a cloud I like to go there in my sleep ...

http://www.castleonacloud.org/castleneuschwanstein.jpg

In other news, I think it's time to cut the Boy loose. He's too flakey. While we didn't make Solid Plans yesterday, we did agree that we would hang out in the afternoon and do something or other. But then a meeting of mine got pushed back by an hour, so he said that he was going to go to the lake with his friend, but maybe we could get together tonight. Maybe I'm high maintenance, but I think it's reasonable to expect someone to wait an hour for me.

gays already have a bad image no?

nice castle

dump him

I'm fixin' to.

Well, that didn't work out like I was hoping. Instead of breaking it off, I made dinner plans. a;sdoifjas;diogifjhaew;

hahahaha

good going. dessert

Fuck.

I am so bad at breaking up!! It's especially hard when whatever you're breaking off is really amorphous and undefined. I don't want dinner, I just want an end of flakiness.

that's not all u want jess

who needs definition? early, anyway.

It makes it hard to say, "let's stop _______" when you don't know quite how to fill in the blank. I mean we're not quite dating, but we're more than friends, so I dunno. Anyway, I wish he were as stable and together as he is cute.

This is why I can't have gay friends (except on ILX, apparently) person--it winds up turning into something else. Like I said at the very original "I have like, no gay friends"--gay guys are for dating/doing, str8s and women are for being friends with. Add to that: message-board friends.

I thought that said, "On your mask, get set. . ."

well u know i used to feel this way but i finally met my 1st gay friend this really cute thing named Ben. aww. he's away now but he'll be back soon.

How are things different with Ben?

well, it took a really long time for us to become friends, not that we didn't get along at first but it was just like oh yea he's nice but not like my friend. but then like months and months went by and we just kept talking more and more, hanging out more and more, laughing more and more - oh and also we egg each othr on when it comes to going out/prowling

so yeah it's just really easy to get along with him. sweet dear ben. i call him 'little boy funny ben'

But he's not boyfriend material for you?

he's cute too look

http://www.myspace.com/benjidotcom

i mean i guess he won't mind

wel u kno i alreadyd have one of those

OH! I forgot!

actually my bf is in the background of ben's picture there! hehe small little world i live in

I don't understand your life these days, Jesse. You're dating someone who is not the same guy you visited in DC? Another reason we need to "hang out" soon.

No, he's the same guy. He lives here, but I went to DC to see him while he was there for a little while, just to get away for a weekend.

you have entirely too much going on. Get old!

Another reason we need to "hang out" soon.

o_0?

gay guys are for dating/doing, str8s and women are for being friends with = me in 2007.

Surm: What a small word when your boyfriend can end up in a photo of another of your friends?

Get old

You know what? At 32 I have WAY more going on than at any time before. I have had more going on in the past YEAR than in the previous 5 combined. And I'm not talking about hookups. The older I get the more guys seem interested. It may have to do with confidence or something.

Anyway, I don't have that much going on right now, just this guy, and the a handful of others who I have been IMing and planning on seeing, and a couple I've gone out on dates with.

okay fine it's not that small OK? i live in a big fucking world

yeah me too. currently dating/doing someone who i was friends with first. i drunkenly suggested we make out and he told me i was in his 'friend slot.' now we are making out and i wish i was still in his 'friend slot.' ah life you are so ironied.

x-post

My world is like 6" long x 6" around.

Boy be on his way over to my place for the first time. It's a right mess here.

I'm ridiculous. I make up my mind to put my foot down until I talk to him, then I think, well, this is OK....

What I need is to get back into therapy.

jst hav fun

ull kno wen u need 2 get the fuk out

how'd you guys meet, Jess?

Online.

The funny thing is that I'm overly analytical (paranoid), so it's ironic that the solution would be therapy where I would further analyze shit. I have a hard time "just having fun."

In this sort of situation, that is.

me too, so just try then

lol sorry i'm in a pissy mood

I wouldn't have known if you hadn't told me. I didn't read any pissiness into it.

k

Nice bump kind of.

My friend just brought me the funniest gift, a red tissue-paper packet very tastefully tied with a piece of string, containing:

One (1) Trustex Vanilla flavored lubricated condom
One (1) LifeStyles Ribbed Pleasure lubricated condom
One (1) Durex Enhanced Pleasure lubricated condom
One (1) Durex Warming Pleasure lubricated condom
One (1) Classic One lubricated condom
ID Passion Fruit water-based lubricating gel, one (1) 10ml pouch of
ID Cool Mint water-based lubricating gel, one (1) 10ml pouch of
ID Banana water-based lubricating gel, one (1) 10ml pouch of
ID Piña Colada water-based lubricating gel, one (1) 10ml pouch of

I have no idea when the fuck I'm going to use them though...

thanks ivan

there are always ways to use them stevie =)

Piña Colada water-based lubricating gel, one (1) 10ml pouch of

At worst you can use this for cocktails when you've got people over.

tisk

http://www.turkeyfryerexpress.com/images/bc0723.jpg

that's a really handsome ladel (is that what those things are called?)

i'm in the same situation as you jesse, so it's comforting/awful to know what i'm in for. do let us know how that goes

i know, u2 are in the throws.

omg my cat is doing that manic meowing thing she does where she like freaks out sprinting all over the apt

I went to this party last week, and the co-worker I have a big crush on showed up. As he left, I told one of my friends that he was cute, in a most likely lascivious tone. Apparently, he heard and was somewhat freaked out by it (he's straight, they say). It's funny though, because we didn't talk at all before the party, but we've been talking pretty consistently since then. Can't be that freaked out if we're actually talking now.

So straight guys knowing gay guy thinks they're cute: C/D?

ummm C

Either they take it as a compliment or they are stupid. So it's C unless it goes to their heads too much I guess.

i used to have a bad habit of crushing on straight men, and sticking with it for like years before i figured out it wasn't a good thing

then there was that phase where straight men started crushing on me. no just kidding.

there was this one kid tho, at school, straight like guy? and he'd always go "oooh ramzi, if i were ever to hook up with a guy - i mean if i could"

i was like rly, can't u just say u wanna lick me?

u know u wanna lick me

hehehe

i'm fuckig starving

So straight guys knowing gay guy thinks they're cute: C/D?

Uh why else do you think I hang out on this thread?

Not that any of you have come onto me yet (as it were)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! mark do we know what u look like yet?

Some of you do. I'm not much of a catch.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/busmark.jpg

total catch!

hi mark ; )

Hi! You flatterer, you.

TMZ:
In the latest issue of GQ, Matt Damon talks about how, when they were younger, he and Ben Affleck wanted to buy the exact same car. But each tried to talk the other out of it, "Because we knew it would just be so gay to get the same car."

In my experience only people in relationships try to make sure they don't buy the same thing as the other.

Hey surmounter, you are getting quite the reputation on that Lohan thread. You ARE taking the piss, right?

wait what does taking the piss mean?

It's a watersports thing. They're very big on it in the UK.

hahaha right

ah ok so on taking the piss (consulted urban dictionary): i've found it far more enjoyable to just talk about whatever it is i want to talk about, and to let other ppl take pisses at their own leisure. it's really not that important.

i think lindsay's fuckin hot and that's really the bottom line of any lindsay lohan thread

http://wwwimage.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/images/2007/05/18/image2825450.jpg

You still haven't shown that they aren't big on watersports in the UK.

u still haven't commented on how hot that dress is

http://www.qag.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/image/0017/5246/RILEY_Bridget_Big_Blue_(2.jpg

ha jaymc otm, total brig riley tip. love her; love the dress, too

well.. that IS a very nice dress

thanks boys, for indulging me ;)

No problem! Would you like me to post more pics of hott chix for gay approval?

yes! perfect

keep it gay, keep it gay

My current favourite: young British actress Amanda Ryan:

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/pigasuspress/photos/amandaryan.jpg

(there aren't many good pics of her on the internet unfortunately)

Sorry Morbs, am I ruining things?

so tasteful. tasteful good looks. hot

Those lips, though. Mmm. She also has quite a big nose which is A+ in my book.

good angle for it there tho. love a man who loves a big nose.

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/4028/03960556judygarlandposthy5.jpg

Are you a friend?

Sorry Stevie :(

Mark likes the girls who look like hot androgynous boys.

Hahaha! I dunno, the nose thing, maybe. And I do like short hair. and cock

LOL mark we'll take u up on the challenge no worries

I remember months ago when I skipped Psych and went to the library and we had this rapid-fire discussion about bears and otters. That was fun.

Mark likes the girls who look like hot androgynous boys.

Hi dere.

jay bakker--hot or not??

whotf?

gays havin standards for female beauty = WEIRD

no standards, just preferences

morbius: aesthetic, not erotic, standards

yeah, like w/ everything ;) Still weird.

Surm, I was at Excelsior last night for 2 beers. It was OK, but I just talked to bartender & owners (as usual).

sweet, i'll probably windup there tonight

I don't understand how all stripy things are now Rile-esque or whatever. Does that mean that the little black dress is a Reinhardt rip-off?

Anyway, I'm probably just cranky cos I've been trying very hard to be in on this thread, but you guys have stamina! I can't be on the computer every day for practical reasons! I don't know how you do it.

I don't actually think Lindsay's stripey dress is all that Riley-esque. The stripes are too wide, for one thing. I just wanted to post something else that was stripey.

I dunno, there's definitely some Riley-ish optical vibration going on with the gradients laid out side by side, so it's not quite a throwaway comparison

Has Riley done a lot of Horizontal stripes, I always thought of their verticality having a lot to do with a kind of formal dominance. And there needs to be a lot of them. That said, that dress would make a pretty good painting.

i don't know what the fuck Riley is, all i know is that dress is fantastic and she's a sexpot.

also, the only reason i've been on this damn thing so much is cuz my job is SOOOOOOO FUCKING SLOW in the summer. i'm really starting to wonder if it's quite moral tho, u know, or if i should be cleaning the office or something.

also, i just got that new fone i've been wanting and i'm in a good mood! and it's sunny and i have a big highschool reunionish party tomorrow night back home on Long Island! at a friend's house in the woods and her parents are away! i love life!

YAY FOR LIFE

I'm having a party tonight and you are all invited

I only really cared about Lindsay Lohan for that scene in Mean Girls where her and the plastics walk down the corridor and you suddenly understand why they have the power they do. They are unbelievably glamorous. Apart from that... well the album wasn't as good as it could've been was it?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/busmark.jpg

I'd hit it.

=P

tell the "i'd hit it" thread! (there is one, ya kno)

Apart from that... well the album wasn't as good as it could've been was it?

She's had a couple albums. "First" was my 4th favorite single of 2005.

seriously? I thought Speak was the only one. Hang on...

I'm not gay, but earlier I let my boss (who is gay) feed me ice cream on a busy San Francisco street. It was certainly an interesting moment!

That's my contribution to this thread.

:D

hahaha cute

It was sort of an accident. He wanted me to try it and I leaned in to take the spoon and he just shoved the ice cream into my mouth. It was good ice cream!

Was it nutty?

was there a lanolin aftertaste?

i didn't have dinner 2nite

do we think jesse's sucking face bout now?

-- Surmounter, Thursday, July 19, 2007 11:45 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

i didn't have dinner 2nite

do we think jesse's sucking face bout now?

-- Surmounter, Thursday, July 19, 2007 11:45 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

lol that was meant for the other thread no more chest hair observations from me ; )

-- Surmounter, Thursday, July 19, 2007 11:46 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Ha ha, I just found this on the Chest Hair thread.

Oops, I ctrl-v'ed twice.

lol hi there... hope it was a fulfilling night then? i'm watching Footballers Wives and bout to fall sleep. Heaven

so yeah i did wind up at excelsior last night. and i had the distinct feeling someone was looking at me. okay i know boys look at you when u go out and stuff, but in that "i think i know him way"

i dunno! good nite

anyone on this thread from toronto? i'll be there for three weeks from next weekend.

None of the ILX Torontonians are queer, I think, but they are quality people. I want to go back to Toronto! What are you doing there?

i'm visiting friends - my best friend from school-days went off and married a torontonian about 5 years back but we're still tight.

finding out years later that the video camera u lent ur friend and his brother back in high school had a tape left in it of u jerking off in ur office wearing sunglasses -- C/D?

classic, obv.

um?

heh

I know, right?

finding out years later that the video camera u lent ur friend and his brother back in high school had a tape left in it of u jerking off in ur office wearing sunglasses -- C/D?

If it's a Prince song on Controversy, sure.

um?

Why was there a tape made originally. In this "scenario", that is?

um becuz it was high school and gay boys are weird then?

Oh, okay then! For fun? : )

OTM

xpost

=P

I just can't imagine bringing it up in conversation. How did that happen?

um we woke up, and he like started drinking again (i know, the ppl i hang out with)

so he was like definitely tipsy and he goes "can i ask u a personal question"

i really didn't know where to look

Stevie--I thought you were on my buddy list on YIM, but now you're not! IM me again sometime (samsajk1). That goes for the rest of you as well.

hey jesse

Hi. What's your real name, Surmounter?

ramzi. surmounter is too long. i'm thinking of changing it to RRRR

I was talking with a friend of mine who went to a very gay BBQ (in Portland). I asked him if the people there were just gay or GAAAAAAAAY and he said they were most gay but there were a few GAAAAAAAAAYs including one nice but kinda meh kid.

I think that, if you have more than three gays together, one of them has to be GAAAAAAAAY?

Well anyway then he said one of them was interesting and single and 30ish and I was like "that is impossible, do I know him already?" and as it turns out I know his older (also gay) brother. So, haha on tiny Portland gay world.

Bump.

Should I go watch live boxing tonight? (free)

YES

Yes.

smoke up first

nevers

ha i would be so scared in a good way

on the no side, it's an exhibition match btwn two writers who can't box well, probably. However, that prob increases likelihood of KO or blood.

Wallace Stevens vs Hemingway

Can they write well?

Mary Higgins Clark vs. Dean Koontz

This thread has slowed down too much over the past few days. I know I'm not helping simply by pointing this out, but I hope it picks up again.

It was a little hyperactive before that though. Is there anything you want to talk about?

I am not feeling very chatty. But I want you all to entertain me with your banter.

I have a little Boy-I'm-sorta-seeing update: I've been working like a MADMAN so I haven't seen him in person much except on Thursday when he spent the night and we cuddled while watching a movie, and we started to make out, but then he got all distant.

Later we talked on the phone and we were sort of hedging into a conversation about sex and relationships, so I said, "so I assume that you are not interested in having sex with me, right? Because it's fine if you're not, I just want to know." He said, "Where would you get a silly idea like that?" Then he started talking about the job he was applying for.

: |

Oh, I almost forgot! There was a woman at the restaurant tonight that I was sure was Amanda Lepore. She looked a LOT like this

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1833651_1b443aaf9f.jpg

but with less makeup. She was accompanied by two young handsome men. She was very sweet, soft-spoken, articulate, and she paid with a Amex Black card. Her name was something Polish.

brrrrrr

Jesse, alert me via email if late Tuesday drinking (ie after 11 & my theatre engagement) fits yr schedule, or earlier hrs Monday are better.

I was too busy to go to boxing.

that woman scares the hell out of me

jesse that doesn't sound too bad, play it slow and take the nookie u can get?

i know this thread has slowed down. i'll take your comment as my cue to interject completely random tidbits about my life whenever i feel like it, jesse.

just be sure to keep it relevant/gay!!

u know i willl =P

At least keep the thread rolling so that monstrous photo becomes hidden.

haha word

amanda lepore: way to go, legendary new york club kid! you've succeeded in terrifying us all with your take on "gender." :D

did anyone else see that mac cosmetics / heatherette ad starring lepore & directed by la chapelle? truly wtf. i'd find a link for it but you'd all probably hate me for it

i've seen a pic of my freshman year college roommate with amanda lepore (poss. at a heatherette party, actually)

Amanda LePore is totally fab... There was a time when she looked rather pretty and normal, but much like Lil'Kim she just kept going On and ON with the plastic surgery and now she looks strange and sort of scary...

http://wesclark.com/am/jocelyn.jpg

lol yeah, and her.

ok strange and sort of scary is definitely an understatement, me thinks...

um, please? i haven't even had food yet today?

yikes! van wildenstein?

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as usual, I have no idea who this Lepore is

better off.

What I don't get about Mrs W is her chin. I mean, the rest of her face is at least a (grotesquely misguided) attempt to achieve certain standards of beauty. But her chin?

Keeping it gay... hmm, suggestions on how I can keep things thread-appropriate and still take part, plz!

you can see an earlier incarnation of amanda lepore in the following clip -- of the joan rivers show (!!), also some of the other new york club kids like michael alig & james st. james.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAm1RcsCOEg

Morbius, I would recommend you watch Party Monster as a primer into the late 80s/early 90s club kid phenomenon, but it's kinda awful and Macaulay Culkin cannot act his way out of a wet paper bag.

Seth Green is GREBT in it, tho. Also, LOL Valderama.

Party Monster RULES. It's just so campy and terribly-acted, it's hilarious. Plus, it has Chloë Sevigny in it and Marilyn Manson as a crazy truck driver. GO RENT IT ASAP.

I wish to remain ignorant about that denmimonde.

yea that was a memorable viewing i suppose. college. mark just keeping being cute and i think it's fine =P

not to get all perez h. on everyone but, um, COUGHiknowaguywhoclaimshesleptwithw1lmerv4lderramaCOUGH

ha, not really surprised. i hardly think he's cute, tho

pic pleasee?

Wilmer was surprisingly hunky in Fast Food Nation.

"No, I'm never gonna do it without the fez on..."

(I wonder if anyone's ever sung that while fucking him.)

Topher Grace

from trusted source dlisted.com:
Openly-homo actor Rupert Everett doesn't want kids and he also doesn't think gay dudes should have kids either. He said that he's a Godfather to 10 kids and he's always forgetting their Birthdays and doesn't buy them gifts on Christmas, because he doesn't like the holiday very much. What a grouch!

He doesn't think kids should go through the embarassment of having two dads. He said, "Oh God, I could never do that to a child. Can you imagine what it would be like, having your two dads coming to school speech days? And hearing those awful queeny rows while you are trying to get to sleep?"

Well then I'm just as glad he's not a papa, I guess.

mhmm

i want kids dammit

i mean obv everyone has to thin kabout that but to say it out loud in the public eye isn't really helping anything is it?

no, it isn't.

Not helpful at all. I don't want kids, nor do I like them. But that's fucked up--that just gives reasonable people a reason to side with radically anti-gay folks.

exactly! thank u

I am filled with a great deal of positive will toward my fellow fags tonight--I went to my favorite gay bar, B|g Ch|cks (http://www.bigchi cks.com/) and met 2 really nice guys who I could be friends with and reconnected with the bartender who I hooked up with last summer. (He said, "We've met, right?" And I said, "Yes.[knowing look] We have met." He said, "We did, didn't we? And then we came here for brunch?") Plus I had a "hummus plate" that was basically a humongous crudite (organic broc., cauliflower, kalamatas, red, green, yellow bell peppers, lettuce, carrots--all for $8!) platter with a side of hummus and pita. Then I paid got free Ketel shots, plus the usual complimentary midnight shot for the whole bar. And they were playing Dog Day Afternoon.

I'm kind of sorry for being down on fags.

I had a good afternoon with WishyWashyBoy--we watched TV and he bought me lunch and he gave me a fucking incredible massage. Still....ya know.....

niceeee ;)

Dr. Morb:

I really hope that next week works out for drinks! The thing that might get in the way is that my work is super short-staffed and I have asked off for a number off days for job interviews and some subversive restaurant union meetings >:)

So impatient, Jesse.

morning.

hi there.

how are u today?

I came home last night and turned on my light and found a naked guy in my bed.

O.o

lucky goose!

like, he was just there. in my bed. with a baby-blue t-shirt and no pants. i'm not joking.

okay first of all, WDHCLL

I don't know. i didn't know him. i just turned off the light and walked out. there were awful circumstances surrounding the incident; i just thought i'd be coy and teasy.

where dd u sleep?

Well, as posted, I've had a very exciting past few days... how about you guys?

nope. losing weight is as exciting as my week has been. oh that and my new phone.

we need to talk. who knows the weekend DJ at eastern bloc?

i rly think i'm in love. i don't know that i've ever seen someone that CUTE before. i mean he was hot too but he was foremost REALLY FUCKING CUTE.

AND he played 2 songs for me. it's like, do ppl not talk to the DJ anymore? i feel like i was the only one.

dude put on Britney's Do Somethin and Janet's Pleasure Principle for me. i rly think ppl were gonna hit me i was screaming so hard when they came on. he took care of me. and then i made out with this hot like spanish kid for an hour.

actually i think that was at Mr. Black.

no rly if u know this DJ u need to talk

i've only tried going there twice. first time it was a desert, second time it was super-crowded

also uh hope yr bf doesn't read ilx?? unless he's cool w that

so crowded. omg and this one go go boy was definitely jerking off on the pole, and it was exciting. he was wearing one of those wrestling outifts u know? mm. what's the rule on grinding with the go go boy?

oh he's totally coo, he was there with me and was about to go home with someone else until i pulled a dramatic cinderella on said spanish kid, said "i really have to go!" at 5am, called the bf and saved us both from unnecessary seediness.

i'm still kind of shocked he picked up.

what's the rule on grinding with the go go boy?

If you have to ask...

"Unnecessary seediness" should be on your business card, surmounter.

hehe

it's so fucking gross out i feel like i'm wading in fucking soup

Thunderstorms in St Louis do nothing to lower the humidity. The 'bear' bar is OK.

Oooh!! Tell about the bear bar!

not much to. by NY standards it ain't one.

Compared to what in NY?

When Stevie finally goes to a bear bar it will be the most disillusioning day ever. It'll be like finding out Santa Claus doesn't exist. And is straight. And just isn't into you.

!!!!IS NOT TRUE!

how many actual "bear bars" are there in nyc? i know of big lug and...that's all i know, really.

god Escapade sounds so good right now (Ms. Jackson).

sorry i don't kno anything about bears or where they drink ; )

yeah, Big Lug is the only one I know of, and it's still nowhere as bearish as say the SF Eagle.

Most notable thing about the St. Louis bar: Bass Ale for $1.75!!

wow. i went 2 barracuda and the other thing, The View last night. i'm fucking pissed i didn't tkae anyone home. i was so ready, and then i was so drunk.

There is also the Dugout at the end of christopher

I thought Morbs reported that the Dugout wasn't all that bearish anymore.

HOLY SHIT!!

Man Parrish DJs at Big Lug on Saturday nights!!!!!?!!!

i always planned on going to big lug with my bear-loving friend but now he's moved to SF :(

This isn't a gay interest story, but did you hear that a guy jumped to his death inside of Chicago's Macy's? (obligatory fuck you to Macy's for taking over Marshall Fields)

From Chicagoist:

Ultimately, this erodes Macy’s reputation even further. Be assured that we do not mean to make light of a tragedy. But if we were unusually cruel people, we’d speculate that if this man was dead set on suicide and also a Field’s supporter, he might have chosen Macy’s on purpose, whether for the many-storied atrium in the middle, or to make shopping there even less palatable

OH MY GOD I FORGOT!!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1329/950967345_33a1c9b59c.jpg?v=0

when did that happen and why

her lips are 10 times as big as yours.

I was stumbling down Halsted going from one bar to the next, and there she was with her...handlers or whatever. I bugged her for a picture. She had lipstick on her nose and I wiped it off.

i just don't understand the lips. i mean i'm all for fake beauty, but why dress urself up in lips that look like a swollen c-u-next-tuesday?

congrats tho, funny

She looks like a cartoon. Imagine having a serious conversation with her. It's hilarious!

It's all about making an exaggerated version of an ideal.

haha, amazing

http://faculty.evansville.edu/rl29/art105/img/willendorf_venus.jpg

lol

is that an exaggerated version of an ideal?

Well that's what my art history lecturer claims. I'm not gonna even try and get inside that man's head.

where do u take art history? and how have u been?

Oh, I do painting in Limerick Art School. But that gem of wisdom comes courtesy of Fred, who was my lecturer in GTI where I did a pre-college course. He was a lot cooler than my current lecturer (friends with Joan Baez) who despite being so tweedy and almost made up English accent sounding, is in fact Italian.

I'm good. I gotta 60 hour week this week starting tomorrow of night shifts (yikes) but then I'm off to Stockholm on Monday (hooray) and from there, Riga, Tallinn, St. Petersburg and finally Helsinki. Its just for three weeks but I'm wetting myself about it. I just have to get my passport back off the Russian Embassy first!

You?

surmounter my friend dave just got hired at B4M, he's good ppl tho i doubt you'll cross paths much

dave reilly???

if so, we'll definitely cross paths a bunch =)

that sounds awesome, i know! congrats on the big vacation. i've been good but i'm pretty broke right now, went out too much. sucks. u sound like ur doing well tho

haha yeah!!

omg!!!

Well, minimum wage is pretty good in Ireland!

well i asked him if he knew you and he wasn't sure, but then again he just started and all. lots of employees and suchlike

okay this is officialy bizarre now! he's cute? quiet nerdy cute? i didn't get a good look yet. he called me the other day about a thing, a ticket order or osmething. ha i'll email him now

he works in the president's office woot

okay but now i'm forgetting ur name now, will u like email it to me? i don't wanna email him and be like "hi yah i know ur friend, u know the harlot?"

YES he is way cute! v. tall and skinny. (also straight :( )

REALLY? dang

SO Funny i just saw outlook had an email for me, guess who it was?? ur cute little friend, emailing all of bAM about the passing of ingmar bergman. at first i was like oh my god this is too incestuous does he know we're tlaking about him?

btw i luv how ur like concerned about protecting my personal information and i'm just like BAM BAM BAM! i hope i don't get stalked.

so anyway. ireland huh. i did not know that is where u spawn from, I Know. i've a deep desire to go one day. i love irish culture. my boyfriend is irish italian and st. patty's day at his house is one my favorite things.

sur: just tell him joe g sez hi

hey guys :)

right, joe, thx ;)

hey dude

apparently i passed out at a party on saturday night that quickly got out of hand (with sexy results)

i am somewhat disappointed with myself

i would've been too!

i mean -- apparently there was some drunk martial arts exhibition on the street which quickly shifted gear to... blowjobs?? also on the street. thank god the hostess had everything under control. ;\

oh my god why does that sound like my favorite kind of night

haha my bud and i -- who until that point, i had assumed was completely straight? i guess not! -- had to place a few phone calls at brunch the next morning. fact-finding. it was that kind of night.

ah yes ,the fact finding morning after phone calls. good sign

i think i'm gonna become a profession rabblerouser and you can all hire me when you want your parties to get out of hand. i've been getting a lot of practice.

honestly, i just want to rent out one of the warehouses round here and fill it with music & booze & cute artsy bike-riding boys i see in this town. admission == $5 or 5 spanks on yr bare ass.

wait what town?

providence!

gay scene is pretty lame, but the west side kids are fun!

aaah

What's with all these dudes trying to holler at me through Myspace now? I will leave my orientation blank.

No dude has ever hollered at me through any of those sites.

I mentioned this once on F'ster, and a F2M hollered at me. He was a friend-of-a-friend, and seemed interesting, but I really am not so into the F2Ms, although they are often cute and good people, but I am an authentic cock purist I guess.

wait wait what ? F2M?

Yes. Female-to-male.

ooooh. yah i like dick.

Who knew?

I DO TOO! OH MY GOD, WE'RE LIKE SISTERS!!!!!

hahahaha... sisters of spaghetti? rigatoni actually - i'm havng some for lunch and though it's completely off topic, i have to tell you i like it almost as much as the other thing (i'm at work).

yum

I just posted this over at Chicago, but this guy sent me a message. He's teh yum. http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/personals-1149558693-874194

he is cute!

yah!! but listen make sure u get another current picture before u jump the gun, u know sometimes they post them from like better days? that happenedt o me recently and i was definitely teh disappointed

i really can't stop thinking about that DJ at Eastern Bloc. Short blond hair, toned/built, black wifebeater, white smooth anglo skin, incredibly delicate features and the SWEETEST smile u have EVER seen. and he had all my tunes! what am i gonna do? just go back on the same night? i wanna hold him and make him feel better about not getting along with his father, or something.

I am a little confused...is your relationship of the open variety?

oh yes, sorry i feel like i should change my thing to Open Surmounter or something ppl get so confused

i wanna hold him and make him feel better about not getting along with his father, or something.

why don't you just give him your therapist's number in exchange for your tunes?

Jesse, he's not bad, but the Sendak appropriation offends like a poster of Scarface on the wall.

i mean the thing is u know in New York it's all about the attitude right? but this guy's SMILE i'm telling you it's like haunting my brain. he was just LOVIN the fact that i was asking for all my girls too.

lol Alfred... u know, he had that cute puppy u want to confide in you look!

It also says he goes to church weekly.

Surmounter, I will not allow you to talk to me in Princespeak.

It also says he goes to church weekly.

Dammit. The guy I'm currently sort of seeing or whatever also does this. And he's Catholic.

Which is fine, of course, but might not be the best match for you? I don't know your feelings on the subject.

weekly church attendance ==> momma's boy, could be?

a DJ that's happy to take requests? rare specimen, that

I would prefer to be with someone who has similar feeling about religion as I do:strongly suspicious at best, glad to be free of it--that sort of thing. (Disclaimer: I worked for a religious-affiliated labor organization last summer in New Orleans, but even one of the upper-ups in the org said, "Once you get rid of all hokey religion, this is really a great org."

Yeah, but religious guys often have the best gay sex.

)

That was my closing parentheses.

After I got back from N.O. I thought about hanging around with the Unitarians for social reasons since you can pretty much be an atheist and still be a Unitarian.

i went to a unitarian-sponsored valentine's day dance in high school, it was weird

I went to a Unitarian church with my parents on and off for a couple years in high school. (We'd all kind of grown collectively disillusioned with Catholicism.) I've kind of wanted to check out the one down by the Briar Street Theatre, though it seems like the value of Unitarian services is often determined by who's in the pulpit -- we had a great, funny female minister at the church in Naperville, IL, but when I went to a service in Kalamazoo a couple years later, it all felt so dry and dreary (and was in a gymnasium besides).

UNITARIAN, STR8T, DRY, NOT DREARY:

http://www.wisdomportal.com/Emerson/Emerson(4x6).jpg

i really don't know if i have the energy to go out tonight. i just put on like all this makeup annd i look amusing. and my friend ben (who's back in town!!!) like wants to kiss someone too, so he's like being a bad/good influence, i don't know. my lips look ridiculous.

pix please

anyway, you should go definitely find someone to kiss, otherwise why the ridiculous lips?

er are you at work now?

i think what i mean is, i've had way too much wild craziness the past few days and i'm asking you to carry the blazing fun torch while i get some sleep :P

kung fu and blowjobs sure are exhausting.

i leave for berlin tomorrow! anticipating a (quite literally) gay old time

haha ; ) thx for advice. yes i'm at work, and i can't post a pic right now. i'll describe tho. lips = sparkling nude color by neutrogena, highlighted/partially lined with hot pink and a shiny balm.

...

whoa BERLIN?? that's crazy! what are you doing there?

what's that first line of Kate's Saxophone Song?

"You'll find me in a Berlin bar, in a corner brooding"

chills.

getting horizontal with beautiful teutonic men, hopefully. also, going to a big art show, probably several littler art shows, shopping, generally enjoying myself all around. vacation stuff.

wowza, that sounds fantastic

day will not end.

otm

dyin over here

wow this thread essploded. i have lotsa catching up to do

ha. stevie thx again for that song, passed it on to the bf i was so xcited by it ; ) i'm behind the times when it comes to certain things

so um, i'm wearing my skinny jeans, and they look good. medal please.

ha, i am not wearing my skinny jeans today, i can only wear my super crotchy jeans for so long before i begin to cramp ;/

teehee

Finger in my hole getting into the dig
There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig

yes so great. great voice(s)

whaaaa?

this song stevie's working on. no jk it's a fischerspooner song he sent me that i like and is dirty

I saw a Surmounter wannabe lookalike in Chelsea today.

I don't know if this is surprising or not.

lol WHAT??? a Surmounter wannabe lookalike???

He had your sunglasses, level of hairiness, and talked (into his cell) as if he would use a lot of "lol"s and question marks when he typed. Also he was wearing some sort of bright fuchsia shirt. I don't know if you'd do that. Maybe. Once he took his glasses off I didn't think he looked as much like you.

FUSCHIA IS ALWAYS my "what would my perfect outfit be today" COLOR!

that's funny dude.

Well, I mean, were you in Chelsea today? Also this guy was like 6'1"-ish.

btw my second and last visit to the St Loo bear bar, I kissed a nurse. He had to work in the morning.

Now I am coping w/ G.I. upset on a 95-degree day in Chicago. :( Still going to a play, fly home tomorrow if I live.

lol no i wasn't there 2day, but i'd love to meet him ; ) i'm 5'11ish
geez 95 sounds awful

ugh i might go out again tonight. but rly i'm gonna need to drag the flask along cuz i'm like out of funds. in this really not funn y way./

do you go out every night? does the boyfriend go?

oh right i alrady warned u about my possible outing. i just don't know if it's a stupid idea or an opportunistic one.

no, that's the ting, i really don't go out that much usually! usually i much prefer staying at home and working on music. but i've made a commitment to the boyfriend to go out on weekends more. so when that started it like got me in the mood and i just wanted to go out and be weird more in general. well, he and i went out on friday night which was like the debauchery night, but then on sat night i just called up Ben. which he doesn't know about acutally cuz i kind of wanted to go out without him just cuz i hadn't seen ben in a while, but u know i didn't wanna hurt bf feelings.

...

i r caught up.

my skinny jeans have holes in the knees now and it's v annoying and they're only sorta kinda skinny when I've just freshly washed/dryed them.

yea but ur like alrady skinny so u don't relly need them to be skinny

fuck my typing i'm tired

Sorry I missed you on your visit, Dr. M. (I don't know if you read about it over at the Chicago Zit Thread, but I had to work tonight to make rent b/c last night I lost a bunch of cash at work, so even after my hourly wage I walked out $120 lighter than I walked in. What a fucking mess.)

Also, as I said over in The Zittiest City, your pity is welcome, whatever form that may take (pity hugs, cash, and sexual favors are all acceptable).

hi jesse!

also jesse i'm sorry, i'm relatively broke now too.

and last night didn't help. guys, i acted a fool! and i was too drunk. and i made out with this like italian person on a bench. outside a school playground or something. and then he put me in a cab xcept i didn't have any money and i had to make the cab wait for me to go to the bank. and i was drunk. and i went out at like 12 30 which is never a good idea?

AND NOW i'm at work. THIS CLOSe to calling in sick.

What sex was this Eye-talian person?

man, he was a man. and he had a beard. i mean like the facial hair. i just don't know, i was being way too ridiculous. i always get really like slutsville, u know after too many.

going into manhattan from brooklyn at 12:30 while drunk = fool's errand

what the hell are you still doing here

but listen you, the cab was only 10

i'm getting my haircut today! eee

can i ask the gay thread for hairstyle advice? i'm considering a pretty big change and i'm a bit nervous haha

something sexy. and speak up if you don't get really particular with them you only have yourself to blame. that's it.

my car's picking me up at 2

what change exactly elmo?

i'm thinking of keeping all / most of the length on top and going v. v. short on the sides and around the back, like a fade up to a long shaggy top -- i want it to look a little retro but not too severe

http://img.timeinc.net/surf/content/images/mullet_2003usopen.jpg

http://www.friseur.com/trends/images/2007/coiffure-de-paris-2007/coiffure-de-paris-2007-s-47.jpg
^^^ this is nice, but i wouldn't style it so much

http://www.slickville.com/sections/brylkeen/avantgarde/av048.jpg
^^^ love this, my hair isn't quite this long tho, and i'd maybe want it a little tighter on the sides

http://www.slickville.com/sections/brylkeen/avantgarde/av012.html
^^^ waaaaay too severe and styled, but something related to what i want

http://www.slickville.com/sections/brylkeen/avantgarde/av012.jpg
^^^ this, i mean

haha i was actually gonna say "like mike patton ca. faith no more?"

if you could somehow get it perpetually windswept like in that 2nd photo that would rule

You'd look like a member of Visage circa '81.

harlot YES exactly like FNM mike patton, why didn't i make that connection?

listen, i've never had a crazy haircut but i want one, damnit

i can always shave my head if i decide it looks dumb, right?

Elmo you'll be totally handsome whatever cut you choose.

my combination receding hairline + curliness when it grows out = v. limited in the hairstyle dept.

http://www.perplexingtimes.com/media/story1055.jpg

the shape of that child's head is far more disturbing than the tattoo on it

the first pic is great. too much styling tho. work is really annoying.

i know, i can barely be bothered to put product in my hair. i hate excessive styling on guys -- i will never ever be a rockabilly boy.

i mean i like it but i hate wearing it, it's like, i can't touch my fucking head. i love touching my hair.

agreed. anyway, there will be pictures, trust that.

yes!!

I was involved in a mutual cruising moment at the gym this morning.

...and?

yes and

i'm involved in a huge fucking headache right now

Sorry! I was at the library and my computer died!

ya rly wtf

So yeh, I had a personal training session and I was showering and this guy was giving me the eye and being all naked right in front of me (he wasn't wagging it in my face or anything, but he was facing me at all times). His locker was right next to mine and he nodded and checked out my goods. I said, "Hey, how's are you doing" and we exchanged pleasantries. He had a nice body and nicely formed goodies. I was in a big hurry so I got ready and dressed quickly, but he remained naked and there was significant mutual semi-turgidity. I winked at him and we said bye.

It left me a bit...agitated for the rest of the morning.

At my former gym the steamroom was the site of a LOT more than what I just described. That one was (is) the gayest gym in Chicago and while guys were careful/respectful of those who might not appreciate PDE (public displays of erection), I saw a lot and once was involved in a little tickling.

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME AS A WHORE!!!!

I cannot WAIT until things like this start happening to me.

One day, my son. One day. :)

haha, seeing the guy you brought home at a different gay bar the very next night, C/D??

omg i'm just not sure about that elmo.

jesse that sounds very fun but very unfinished

never been to a gym lke that. i actually really don't know how i feel about public showers. maybe one day i will know how i feel about them better. not today.,

haha, sur, it was definitely awkward, especially since i was running late & totally unsuccessful at waking him and had to leave him stranded to take the bus home that morning :/

guyyyyyyyys i'm soooo hungover

27 more minutes til i can go pass out

! my boyfriend came and spied on all of us and found out i went out without him on saturday night =P i was askin for it

he was gonna post but couldn't right away, waiting for his name

ha

i feel better btw

so your bf is an ilxor now?

lol he's waiting on a username. i know, all in the family = weird?

he prolly won't post much at all tho

What, was Mrs. Surmounter taken?

omfg

jesse that sounds very fun but very unfinished

The thing in the other gym's steam room was decidedly "finished." I'll just tell you that my foot was suddenly sticky.

The gym I used to go to is gay-owned, and in the heart of Andersonville, The Other Gayborhood (a more laid back scene with more homeowners and a lot more lesbians). The gym I go to now is a big chain place on the very edge of Boystown, so it gets a great deal of gay clientèle (Firefox's auto correct provides accents!) as well. It does not, however, have a steamroom.

jesse do u smoke?

Very, very infrequently--only after a number of drinks. Why?

I cannot WAIT until things like this start happening to me.

Well, I'm a quarter-century older than you, Stevie, and I'm still waiting.

I mean, all he'd have to do is join a gym to get that shit to happen. And bat his eyelashes at whoever he'd like some tickling from.

I keep thinking of Phil Collins in the film version of And The Band Played On.

I need to add that to my queue.

so I go into the salon yesterday, and my girl asks me what I want. I say, "I think I want morrissey hair." and she spins around, grabs her cd copy of bona drag off the top of the stereo and holds it up: "like this?"

so that was pretty great. I like the cut, too, but I'm not used to it yet.

i am experimental (haircut).

and you're not miserable now??

hey Jesse, jaymc told me about yr work disaster; sorry to hear... We'll try next time (when I don't get sick from St Louis hotel food).

I was nodding off at Big Chicks on Monday night (v. long day).

I once tried to get that Bona Drag hair. The problem is, I don't have much hair.

I listened to Viva Hate for the first time in a long time yesterday and when I woke up this morning I had "Hairdresser on Fire" running through my head.

morning.

i don't know j i was just asking.

At the time "Hairdresser On Fire" made me want to squeeze into an empty page of Moz's diary.

What a dump!

Who said that?

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/age/1960s/waovw6.jpg

I'm walking around my apartment and that's all I can think: "What a dump."

Pour yourself some bergen.

The Morbs is back in town?

Why is it so fucking hot and humid on my birthday. UNACCEPTABLE.

wait wait wait

is it... YOUR BIRTHDAY?!??

There's a thread.

xp
I am, and I hope I will be able to eat 3 meals tomorrow.

I didn't think I was being coy about mentioning it.

oh, i just didn't see the thread is all. happy birthday!

allo zum berlin! wie geht's, sie schwulen??

(herzliche geburtstag chris!)

So I'm about to visit Buck 15, the hip gay/met bar I haven't hit in months; but the ex invited, I haven't hit the scene in a couple of months, and I'll be sure to hear Madonna's "Gambler," Ciara, and Justice. I do so hate late weeknights.

i luv late wknights. hey joe!

My (gay) cousin's boyfriend used to have Morrissey hair. I saw him today and he had buzzed it off -- what a shame. He still has a sexy white streak in his eyebrow.

Ugh. A night of blueballs. The ex's friend, who leaves for Princeton to write his dissertation, was grinding with me all night. During Timbo's "Give It To Me" it got quite heavy. I felt bad hitting on him when my ex is a couple of feet away.

"You're sending confusing signals," he said.

"I have to keep up appearances."

"You're a pussy."

We got water and croquettes at the end of the night. We all had to work.

aww sorry Al.

I'm at work now. Time wounds all heels.

nothing good comes from TIMBO

well i went out and had one of those Let's Talk To People times, which was much needed. this one guy was showing me his iPhone. when i asked him what his plans were for the rest of the night, he said he was going to go to the corner and bend over to see what would happen.

I like to say that I'll go to the sidewalk and bend over and see what falls in.

My life has really been all downhill since meeting Amanda Lepore.

Happy Birthday, Stevie D.

thank you thank you! :-D

hope ur havin fun stevie. my dad is so slow guys, and i'm developing a neck ache. it's really boring.

um and btw am i theo nly person who didn't know u could change the way ILX looked? i'm doing this black thing now, where all the writing is in white...

it's simply CRAZY

I actually JUST discovered this 2 days ago.

ha!

I don't know this, and I don't wanna know.

I knew, but I didn't care.

I did not post this (but could have):

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4m/391405069.html

Did you write him? He sounds dreeeeeamy.

Ha, yeah, a total dreamboat... across the River Styx.

haha

guys i am DEATHLY bored. i just wanna go HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

1) Replace final "E" with "O".
2) Insert space before "M".
3) Delete "M" and append "Y!!!!!!!" to end.

Those are options, not a sequence of instructions.

I am 19 and I went to a bar and they didn't card and my friends bought me drinx and I had a large glass of hard cider (faggy) and a large glass of copper ale (5.9% a.p.v., not faggy at all; puts me in Morbius range) and then I had 2.5 shotz o' spiced captain and I'm drunx0rs again. AND THIS CUTE KID I THOUGHT WAS GAY WASN'T AND HE WAS JUST BEING FRIENDLY OMG FROWNEY FACE :-(

-- Stevie D, Thursday, April 5, 2007 1:28 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

just found this. Morbius comment referred to discussion back in April on original gay thread how we all didn't act/come across as gay or whatever you would call it ("straight acting" sounds like it's a charade). god that was a fun night/horrible morning.

oh :-)

stevie ur funny

Oh boy.. when I am drunk, I am a force to be reconed with. For one thing, as Morbs knows, my chattiness increases in direct linear proportion to the amount of alcohol I've consumed. My fabulousness might, too.

I'm bored. Can we talk about cock again?

I thought we were.

Wait. We were?

I want some grilled chicken.

guys, my date for my friends' gay wedding called last night to ditch me. wedding's on sunday. ugh.

I'd be your arm candy any day ;)

It was a totally non-committed, open, longish-distance thing we had going for about two years -- with bi-crush-dude previously mentioned on other gay threads.

Now, within the past 2 weeks, he's met some girl, started dating her, and decided to be monogamous with her. Now he can't come to the wedding because he "wouldn't feel comfortable" seeing me Sunday.

I was totally blind-sided by this. I really liked him.

I feel hurt and truly awful right now. Ugh.

:(

I'm sorry to hear that. It's a pretty common way for those things to end, though -- we have all (or, many of us have) been there before. Sigh.

aw thanks, Jesse, I still have an RSVP +1 if you can make it to CT by Sunday :P

but whatever, I wrote him a pretty venomous kiss-off so hopefully he won't be bothering me again

Sorry, I'll probably be stumbling down Halsted during Market Days (basically Pride II) on Sunday.

I hate to say it, but I was the bi dude brushing off the gay guy one time. Needless to say I was not bi, but srsly confused.

Ugh, I've always tried to be open-minded about this sort of stuff, but enough bad experiences are making me really hate bi dudes. Fucking tourists! Just immigrate to Gaytopia already, or go back to Heteroland. I am no longer honoring any temporary visas.

I'm not sure it's because he's bi?

(Unrelatedly, maybe someone on this thread knows who/where at Stylus I should send a copy of my new CD to? You can reply off-list. Thanks.)

u have a CD? that is so exciting! congratulations!

I will not date bi guys. Not no more, I won't. I know it's sort of considered a divisive prejudice in the GLBT world, but I steer clear as much as possible.

Though I have hooked up with a couple married guys, but that is different somehow.

Ugh, I've always tried to be open-minded about this sort of stuff, but enough bad experiences are making me really hate bi dudes. Fucking tourists! Just immigrate to Gaytopia already, or go back to Heteroland. I am no longer honoring any temporary visas.

yeah, i feel like dude is just a flaky asshole (ugh, sorry to mix metaphors) and that this has nothing to do with him being bi!

i need a new sexual passport, mine's out of date :(

I don't know about its having 'nothing' to do with it. Bi guys I've known have tended toward flakiness.

Unlike the gay and straight guys you've known.

HA HAHAHAHAH LOLOOOLO I KNOW, RIGHT!??

Like I've never been flakey, right?

AM

I

RITE????

But srsly, I am still mistrustful of bi men.

gayz r flakes

True.

That's one thing I find so attractive about straight guys: they seem simpler and therefore more dependable. That and their lack of self-consciousness-- their air of insouciance.

mmm

http://www.webalice.it/elenamorelli/homer.gif

Mmmmmm...insouciance....

I don't really know if this guy's bisexuality has anything to do with him being a total inconsiderate fuck, but I am having a hard time making sense of what happened. The last thing I know, 2 weeks ago, I was drunk dialing him into flirtatious half-hour conversations, and the next, last night, he's telling me he was never really into me in the first place and that it would have never worked out between us anyway.

Miserable cuntfucker. I am full of spleen and rage. I am drunk enough to want to knock his motherfucking teeth in.

ugh, i have had the opposite experience in my openly closeted bisexual experience: flaky homos who cloak their own fuck & chuck attitude under the guise of my utterly-sincere awkwardness

let's neuter america

Elmo, it sounds like what happened was that he met someone new who he's excited about and who maybe is more practical, and he wants to sever his emotional ties with you. Saying things like "I was never really that into you" is an easy and effective way to do that. It's probably not a conscious choice on his part, though, to be such a dick about it.

Remy, I don't think I totally get your cloaking comment -- are the homos fucking and chucking you, or are they cloaking themselves in awkwardness similar to yours in order to fuck and chuck, thus making people misinterpret you, or...?

guys STOP ARGUING

haha what?? who's arguing?

=)

Great! So let's talk about how many gay guys like Janet Jackson.

YES i'm still listenin, like right now, this sax meltdown thing YUM

Chris, I don't think he ever intended to be such a prick, especially since he was constantly advocating communication and honesty and experimenting with polyamory and all such happy long-hair sensitive horseshit that entails. It makes the brush-off that much more disappointing / infuriating.

Anyway, guys, I'm sorry to turn this thread into a group therapy session. You guys are all awesome.

Elmo, it sounds like what happened was that he met someone new who he's excited about and who maybe is more practical, and he wants to sever his emotional ties with you.

This makes a whole lot of sense to me. There was a girl from Texas whom I had a six-month phone relationship with a couple of years ago, and then she abruptly disappeared -- wouldn't answer my calls or e-mails or anything. When she contacted me again a few months ago, I was excited to hear from her, but I realized that I couldn't really re-establish the relationship because I'm seeing someone else now, and though I'd like to think that our relationship was more than just sexual, I also know that that's how it started out and that's what a large amount of the appeal was for me. If I'd started talking to her regularly again, I'm afraid I'd have been too tempted to move into that territory again. So we talked once, just to catch up, and then I kind of blew her off the next time she called.

nobody's arguing! and casuistry brings up a good point. i was being glib when i typed last night. what i meant is that i've often found gay guys stigmatize bi- folk as indecisive, or lacking commitment in a broader sense, or dishonest with themselves, and then don't take them at all seriously in their sexuality except for the occasional fuck, queuing up 'conflictedness' as an exit-strategy on the far side of an orgasm.

(err, x-post)

i was KIDDING DUH! arguing is for sissies. shoot i think i forgot my windows open and it's all rainny

Having experienced the three scenarios, let me ask: are you guys more irritated by a "bi" boy who calls the whole thing off for another girl, another boy, or is just uninterested?

uninterested

Well, and even if you don't believe in the stereotype, the fact that it exists ("it must exist for a reason") means that it doesn't take much confirmation to convince you that the stereotype is accurate.

I would be most irritated by the bi boy who I was most into, no matter why he broke it off, I think.

Well, the temptation is to assume the most cynical reason – he's not "really" gay.