Jon Lovitz beats the shit out of Andy Dick at the Laugh Factory in L.A.

hmm

I really *don't * want to link to Dennis Miller's site, but he interviewed Lovitz right after this and got the full details.

Bottom line, go Lovitz!

"I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

What did Dick say to provoke this? Can't say I feel sorry for Andy Dick TBH.

It's in the article Trayce

we consume media too

Anyone think Andy will eventually kill himself?

I'm surprised he hasn't already.

That Dennis Miller interview is great.

All this just reminds me of that depressing last season of Newsradio where Lovitz replaced Hartman in the cast (especially depressing considering that earlier in the series, Lovitz had guested on the show as 2 completely different and much funnier characters).

"Lovitz was still stewing over what he perceived as a tasteless Dick joke, ..."

Does Eonline see what they did there?

Anyone think Andy will eventually kill himself?

WTF? No. Andy Dick may be a bona-fide, dyed-in-the-wool asshole, but he's not doing fucking Subway commercials. Or, you notice, talking to Dennis Douchenozzle Miller.

the two signs of suicide.

No, but Lovitz has one of the saddest comedy careers ever without actually going all Belushi on everyone.

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

best part

if only we'd heard jared's cries for help

No, but Lovitz has one of the saddest comedy careers ever without actually going all Belushi on everyone.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:00 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

i disagree. there are many much sadder careers in comedy. much, much sadder.

i mean, we're talking about the world's sad sackest industry here. lovitz is on top compared to 95% of the people in that business.

ok, good point.

but man... those subway commercials.

Anyone think Andy will eventually kill himself?

I was thinking more along the lines of drinking/drugging himself to death.

That just makes me think of Swans songs for some reason.

yeah, dude's movie/sitcom cameos are usually mad weak but "The Critic" alone puts Lovitz in probably the 80th percentile for post-SNL careers.

Season 15: 1989-1990
Starring:
# Dana Carvey
# Nora Dunn
# Phil Hartman
# Jan Hooks
# Victoria Jackson
# Jon Lovitz
# Dennis Miller
# Mike Myers
# Kevin Nealon

also... not to sound too mercenary, but for a working actor to actually have a commercial campaign like that is a big deal.

Does Jon seem dissatisfied to you? I think it's funny that he puts no effort into those Subway commercials. He's doing the "actor" character voice with no rhyme reason to it. Maybe he's supposed to be the stoned cameo on Friends, I don't know. "Eat fresh!" Must've been an easy paycheck.

oh man... I miss "The Critic."

ok ok you guys are right. It just sounds to me like Lovitz trying to kick anyone's ass is an act of horrible frustration. And not even with the ass-kickee.

kenan you are the only person on the planet in the last five, maybe ten years who has expressed something approaching empathy for andy dick getting his ass kicked. bravo.

i think he was mad because a man who he suspected as being at least partly responsible for his best friend's murder was making jokes about it.

man, kevin nealon. what happened there?

OK now explain to me what the suspicion is of Dick having anything to do with Hartman's death, I must've missed that one. (xpost)

i saw an interview with lovitz once where he talked about hartman, who seemed to have been a big brother/mentor type to him. he was clearly devastated by his death.

Lovitz has one of the saddest comedy careers ever without actually going all Belushi on everyone.

How quickly we forget (understandably).

man, kevin nealon. what happened there?

-- ghost rider, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:09 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

he's a regular on a successful tv show!

alex - andy dick gave phil hartman's wife coke, even though she'd been sober for about ten years, a few months before she went nutzoid.

I mean ...

man, kevin nealon. what happened there?

-- ghost rider, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:09 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

he's a regular on a successful tv show!

-- s1ocki, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:10 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

also trolls craigslist for sex! now THAT'S success!

Andy Dick gave Phil's wife cocaine after she had been sober for 10 years. This is unconfirmed. Also, this happened many months before she shot Phil? And Lovitz blames Andy Dick? That's a little assholey, too.

kenan is cap'n save-a-dick

never mind, someone said it twice already.

Kenan, just stop. Andy Dick is the king asshole and Lovitz just did here what many others have wanted to for a long time. That's why it's being shared. Don't be Captain Save-a-Dick.

DAMMIT STENCE!

Andy did cocaine, rumors went around, later touched a BIG nerve with Lovitz as some kind of ill-advised "revenge." Comedians in asshole shockah.

Trolling craigslist for sex = our goddamn God-given right!

PS - holy fuck kenan are you trying to be lex or Tuomas?

I wouldn't be saying any of this if Andy Dick wasn't funnier than Jon Lovitz.

Sorry, I'm in a boat rocking mood today, I guess.

ban kenan

i sincerely worry for you if you think that andy dick is funnier than anyone.

He's only funny b/c he's a walking train derailment and you know he's always moments away from getting his ass kicked.

Did his MTV show really mean SO much to you that substantiated reports of him making fun of a murder / suicide of someone's close friend makes you actually want to come to his defense?

xpost - I guess it did. :\

Kenan, I think the part of the story you're missing is that Lovitz didn't just go kick Dick's ass (heh) because of that rumor, he did it because Dick had the bad taste (heh heh) to joke about putting a "Hartman death hex" on him.

I wouldn't be saying any of this if Andy Dick wasn't funnier than Jon Lovitz.

http://today.ccopinion.com/images/uploads/2006/12/andy-dick.jpg

miss misery OTM. But it's funny.

Avenge Andy, kenan!

xposts fuck!

eh, if i wanna see unfunny, drunk, coked-up assholes, i just walk around in my neighborhood.

or look in the mirror???

he did it because Dick had the bad taste (heh heh) to joke about putting a "Hartman death hex" on him.

which was tasteless, sure, but he also felt unfairly blamed for... Phil Hartman's death? He can't be blamed for that! That's ridiculous.

Dick apparently got Hartman's wife off the wagon, and off the wagon led to her killing Phil Harman.

Your friend gets murdered, goof comes up to you and says "You're next" and then asks you to be in his movie, nothing wrong with fighting back.

the andy dick show was funnier than SNL. whatever that's worth.

this whole story is horrible.

there are many much sadder careers in comedy. much, much sadder.

Building on Eric's link -- that's for sure.

asks you to be in his movie

This is key.

Kenan, you are seriously broken. Regardless of the rumors, telling someone that you're putting a death hex on them named after their murdered best friend pretty much guarantees that you need your ass beaten to a bloody pulp. This is not rocket science, budget fake-Tuomas.

The funniest thing about this is that I think Andy Dick is maybe one of five people that Jon Lovitz could successfully beat up.

So the story here is that Jon Lovitz is still hurting about the Hartmans and Andy Dick has pretty much always been a coked up... dick... who has trouble empathizing with other human beings.

So the story here is that Jon Lovitz is still hurting about the Hartmans and Andy Dick has pretty much always been a coked up... dick... who has trouble empathizing with other human beings.

Sounds about right. Great party, huh?

Yes, Kenan, if you keep poking the turd, the stink will stop.

Haha, like Kenan's going to stop poking the turd!

or look in the mirror???

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:17 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

not a big fan of coke, dude. nice try.

Funny, I don't feel as stupid as you say I am.

tartlet.

Hey, you know what? Maybe Andy overheard Jon talking about him behind his back. Andy said, "You know why I said that? Because you said I killed Phil on the first day..." Maybe Jon did say something like that to someone and totally forgot about it. Andy might've heard and that would explain his behavior wrt Jon.

But, I doubt it.

croissandwich

tartlet.

-- ^@^, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

OTM

jon's part of the story on the DM show where he's talking about how he has huge and great reasons to kick Dick's ass is really kinda squirrelly and timid and unconvincing.

kenan, don't you think both guys' reputations speak for themselves? On one hand, you've got everyone loving Lovitz and on the other hand, Dick. Everyone hates Dick.

i think we're getting a little too worked about kenan's feelings re: andy dick.

worked up.

worked up about Dick.

HOW CAN KENAN WRAP US AROUND HIS LITTLE MIDGET FINGERS LIKE THIS????

;_; ;_; ;_;

(ps: sorry about "LITTLE MIDGET FINGERS", that was just funny to me)

So what could Lovitz have otherwise done?

Kenan! Avenge Andy!

xpost

xpost Broken a sweat and started stuttering like the sad little fat fool he is

Everyond loves Jon Lovitz? I did not get that memo.

So what could Lovitz have otherwise done?

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

" (grr)

The funniest thing about this is that I think Andy Dick is maybe one of five people that Jon Lovitz could successfully beat up.

OTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTMOTM

Lovitz was one of the few things I liked about Happiness.

Haha, I'd love to hear Andy Dick's take on what happened, though I think we'll have to wait until Dick shows up at court in a comedy neck brace to sue Lovitz for medical damages or something.

xpost He was great, yeah. :) But let's not fight about Happiness. I really like that movie.

I'd love to hear Andy Dick's take on what happened

Why do I feel like this will mainly consist of armpit farting noises?

Does anyone not know someone who has seen Andy Dick doing coke?

Andy Dick does coke! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Maybe he doesn't do coke. Maybe it's just ACTING! GENIUS!

dude

maybe he's a just yr usual comedian sociopath

and/or sociopathic comedian

Dick's mother, Hollie Greene, had a brief relationship with Lou Reed in the 1970s. Reed once claimed that "Andy's Chest" was written for the young Dick, though some claim it is actually about Andy Warhol.

Everyond loves Jon Lovitz? I did not get that memo.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007 10:40 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Seems there are a lot of memos you aren't getting on this thread.

AVENGE ANDY!

lol andy dick got shot in the chest too?

Kenan, you think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause i'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit.

a friend and I are playing a very violent game of FMK on chat. Who would you rather beat up?

Jon Lovitz or Andy Dick?

Matt Damon or Ethan Hawke?

Zach Braff or Dane Cook?

(he picked Andy Dick, too, btw. Huh.)

xpost HA

the human race is doomed

like, not just because the sun is going to blow up.

I wanna kick some BRAFF ASS

Dick, Hawke, Braff, all pretty easy choices.

yup

Hawke is easy, I think, but Dane Cook needs to be... ok remember that scene in American History X where he makes the dude bite the curb and then stomps on the back of his head? That's what needs to happen to Dane Cook.

it's called gettin' curbed.

I liked Andy Dick's mtv show.

Haha, I realized that I've never actually seen any of Dane Cook's stand-up, so I went to youtube, and the first clip that came up starts with this

"...I call that a relationSHIT!" (crowd: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

I believe that's all I needed to see.

I'd much rather beat up Cook than Braff. Braff is so cute! He's a dreamboat! Just kidding. I know why you all hate him, but I think he's pretty funny, unlike Cook. But, I am a dork like that, so anyone who can act like such a dork on tv is okay in my book. He makes fun of his chinlessness and general lameness, while Cook seems to fall in line more with the Ty Pennington brand of "entertainment."

That's called Russian Mouthwash, Kenan.

ha ha

yow

dane cook sucks but he sure schooled that mencia faker. this has been a great year for batshit comic-on-comic violence.

A nice Russian Mouthwash + Columbian Necktie = yr ready to face the day.

LOL

I thought it was Joe Rogan (yet another shitty comic) that "schooled" Mencia?

Yeah, Braff is sickeningly precious, but come on. There's some 16 year old girl out there who is just discovering cute, precious boys, and comedy at the same time, and they think Braff hung the moon. Why you wanna beat up Braff and make that girl cry? She'll grow out of it, even if Braff won't.

fuck i have no idea who's who, they're comix. scum of the earth as far as i'm concerned.

http://www.echonews.com/pictures/12_32/sport%20-%20croquet.JPG

I have little interest in continuing this Braff/Cook debate but I will just say "Garden State."

Wait, is Cook a Kristian Komix?

oh those heights kevin nealon fell from

16 year old girls are too cool to watch "scrubs" or "garden state", most braff fans I know are 40-year-old ladeez and gentlemenz

Dane Cook: Joke thief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz3_ZYYE9II

I have little interest in continuing this Braff/Cook debate

What would you rather eat, dog poop or cat poop?

garden state was hideous, especially that cliff scene

but okay, i won't beat up braff

xpost I think the word you're looking for is "powerful." ;)

see this is what's wrong here. instead of being another thread about how awesome phil hartman was, this is another thread about dane cook, andy dick, and zach braff. we're barely even talking about lovitz at this point.
doomed.

phil hartman was great. his sinatra was rad

I think there's a certain presumption that if someone like Jon Lovitz beats you up, you MUST deserve it. And in this case the presumption is true.

tartlet.

waozomg at this argle-bargle

tombot OTM

jon lovitz as artie ziff is classic

"Sweet dreams are made of this ... i am watching, you through a camera!"

Yeah, when has Jon Lovitz not ruled?

He's always amused me. I have no idea why. He's sort of like Dom Delouise (sp?) in that regard. He walks on camera, I smirk a little bit.

I now get "tartlet."

http://www.domdeluise.com/images/dom-ani.gif
F U N N Y

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gcl7aGzmyFY

"i'm a lot like my character in city slickers 2. i'm very open, i'm very honest."

"Vote for Duke! Duke is Life!"

Lovitz is doing stand-up now, right? Has anybody seen his set yet?

kenan, the subway commercials are hilarious, don't be a douchebag.

i dont even mind andy dick and i don't understand why defending him on the internet is sooooooo vile but yeah jon lovitz basically rules, even in shitty shitty things

i'm lol'ing just imagining those subway commercials. hero to a generation

EAT THE SANDWICH!!!

"Subway - Beat Dick!"

wait for some reason that just made me think of that skit with phil hartman and joe montana from snl and i have NO idea why

i like lovitz but think those commercials are pretty annoying

reggie bush, much as i love him, is not of joe montana's caliber. yet.

http://www.geocities.com/perry_peterson_1999/burger.jpg

xxpost those commercials aren't even annoying it's just like wha? they needed you for this?

"you won't disturb me. i'll be in my room, masturbating!"

what the hell is this

http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/0/8390-large.jpg

master thespian santa claus > comedy

though phil hartman as frank nelson has as much to do with it as lovitz

i've seen rat race twice somehow not recommended

oh my god rat race is the most insane film i've ever seen

i cant remember whether it ends at a smashmouth or hootie & the blowfish concert

Better than "Speed Zone"?

Rat Race is terrible.

SPOILER ALERT - it ends with the entire cast dancing at a Smash Mouth concert, with the band playing "All Star" over the closing credits while Cuba Gooding Jr. breakdances.

i don't remember any specific element of the plot besides the smashmouth concert and lovitz driving hitler's car

Rat Race is terrible.

SPOILER ALERT - it ends with the entire cast dancing at a Smash Mouth concert, with the band playing "All Star" over the closing credits while Cuba Gooding Jr. breakdances.

Wait. There are two conflicting thoughts here. How can the movie be terrible if it has such a great ending???? o__0

xpost and his daughter saying she's "prairie dogging"

yes yes lovitz driving hitler's car into the wwii veterans!!!

"'So what?!' So let's dance!"

Mystery Men, Shrek, Rat Race - in "All Star" in every shit movie of the past 10 years?

On a highway location, while traffic was clearing, the motorists would rubberneck to see who the star was. One day, Cuba Gooding Jr. decided to "moon" the motorists driving by.

Ha ha - This is the first feature film ever to co-star African-American Academy Award winners (Whoopi Goldberg and Cuba Gooding Jr.). !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok and cuba gooding jr with all the lucy impersonators -- this was kind of amazing

Cameo: [Charlotte Zucker] Director Jerry Zucker's mother, Charlotte Zucker, plays the elderly Lucille Ball impersonator.

Elmer Bernstein composed a rejected score.

on paper, this sounds like a shitty movie

seth green, cows, hot air balloon
john cleese & the dudes gambling on whether the hooker will do it or not
neumann and mr bean in the same vehicle together

john cleese is also great in this movie

mr bean is like mentally challenged in this movie, right? i mean that is his story?

oh wait it's not on the hooker taking the trick it's on HOW MUCH she'll charge for whatever crazy shit they make the guy ask for

I think mr bean is mostly just supposed to be weird and foreign

oh kathy bates was in this too as the lady selling squirrels on the side of the road so at least three academy award winners in rat race

YOU CAN'T PLAY HITLER'S HARMONICA

guys i have to buy this movie

also the weird random gloria allred cameo?

everyone was in this movie

i think my ex-bf actually bought this on PAY PER VIEW and made me watch it

i really don't want to say i saw this twice in the theater, but i think i may have seen it twice in the theater

lovitz's subway commercials are better than most things i've seen andy dick do, except for when he was on newsradio.

and i kinda liked him on that less than perfect show, too.

i have sat thru rat race at least three or four additional times since the first viewing

also, kevin nealon is fucking awesome in weeds.

Kevin Nealon is so likeable.

Escaping the Rat Race can have a number of different meanings:

* A description of the movement, of either the Home or Work Location, of previously City Dwellers or Workers to more rural locations, possibly beyond the "urban growth boundary".
* Retirement in general or no longer needing / having to work.
* Moving from a high pressure job to a less intense role either at a different company or within the same company at an alternative location or department.
* Changing to a different job that does not involve working 9 to 5 and a long commute.
* Working from home.
* Becoming financially independent from an employer.
* Becoming a hobo or hippie.

LET ME CLARIFY A FEW THINGS FOR YOU GUYS:

JON LOVITZ = FUNNY (SEE: THE CRITIC)
ANDY DICK = "FUNNY" (ANNOYING)
RAT RACE = AMAZING
MR. BEAN IN RAT RACE = FOREIGN = RETARDED, FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES
KEVIN NEALON = FUNNY (SEE: WEEDS)
PHIL HARTMAN = FUNNIEST OF EVERYTHING MENTIONED (SEE: THE SIMPSONS)

"All Star" wasn't in "Magnolia" or "The Hours" so it wasn't in every shitty movie of the past 10 years.

(I have no idea if it was in "Boat Trip" or not.)

yeah, 'the hours' used 'walking on the sun,' right?

"honey, of course they're going to be mad at us. they're NAZIS. it's their JOB."

I'm pretty sure "Magnolia" used "Steal My Sunshine".

i would've liked magnolia A++ 100% better if they all sang steal my sunshine at the camera instead of that aimee mann song. and also if brett favre showed up, in hitler's car.

the original ending of 'crash' featured don cheadle lip-syncing to 'i'm a believer' FACT

crash the james spader jd ballard-based movie or crash the oscar winner? cos if you're talking about the james spader movie that'd be even better.

Ally speaks much truth.

Wasn't the original "American Beauty" scored based on "Oops (Oh My)"?

if james spader played tom cruise's part in magnolia, on top of everything else i said, it would be really a very good movie.

especially if jon lovitz played the father.

the spader one had an extended "flagpole sitta" montage

oh my god flagpole sitta wau

I thought brett favre showed up in hitler's car in like every movie ever made

oh wait that was only on Ultimate Earth

Brett Favre should show in in Hitler's car in EVERY movie, especially the Pixar ones.

http://www.movieactors.com/freeseframes-1026/Crash118.jpeg
OHHHHH I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELLLL

i liked the use of the impression that i get in the brett favre hitler car scene in toy story 2, it was a little left field but i see what they were going for.

http://www.movieactors.com/freeseframes-1026/Crash126.jpeg
AND IT'S SO HOOOOOOT

ok, Hours/Magnolia caveat: every shit movie of the past 10 years features either "All Star" or Julianne Moore, but never both

other films that feature "All Star" - Digimon: The Movie and Inspector Gadget

hahahahahahahaha Alex, I can get behind that

how can you forget the classic scene from Ghost World

http://www.squibkick.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/brett-favre-mouth-open.bmp
CYBER INSEKT
IN ITS ESCARPMENT
BURNING OVER ALL PLANES AND TRAINS

was inspector gadget the absolute low point of matthew broderick's career y/n

XPOST OK WAIT

that scene wasn't from ghost world it was from the sponge bob square pants movie

oh well whatever I can't keep track of this shit and you know it

well they're pretty easy films to confuse in the steve buscemi ouvre.

ok, I didn't realize that Julianne Moore was in The Ladies Man, we might have a Moore/"All Star" collision here

Wait, "The Ladies Man" was... well, not awesome, but I laughed while watching it (and not in an "oh look, unintentional train wreck" way).

was it like rat race awesome?

This bit in vanilla sky actually still freaks me out
http://www.rickchapman.com/espy/images/BrettFavre_ESPY.jpg
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop this is planet earth

http://us.imdb.com/SearchSongs?for=Smash+Mouth&Go.x=0&Go.y=0&Go=Go
# American Werewolf in Paris, An (1997)
# Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
# BASEketball (1998)
# Big Fat Liar (2002)
# Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
# Cat in the Hat, The (2003)
# Clockstoppers (2002)
# Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
# Go Tigers! (2001)
# Inspector Gadget (1999)
# Lot Like Love, A (2005)
# Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
# Mystery Men (1999)
# Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
# Orgazmo (1997)
# Rat Race (2001)
# Shrek (2001)
# Sweetest Thing, The (2002)
# Wild Things (1998)
# Zoom (2006)

wait scarybrettfavre.jpg

Orgazmo? i do not remember that being in there.

ghost rider would know, his favorite band ever is smash mouth.

actually - the only song i rmember from that movie is the "now you're a maow - MAOW MAOW MAOW" song.

by the way --

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

I think this means "slammed his head into the bar" but if he really grabbed his head and fully lifted him off the ground that wld be pretty rad

Haha. This goes a long way to show that "All Star" is the theme song to the dot com era.

what about that song how bizarre

especially if he did it to Smash Mouth.

bah xpost

Culture officially disappeared up its own butt when Smash Mouth sang "All-Star" at the 1999 MLB All-Star Game.

the original ending of 'crash' featured don cheadle lip-syncing to 'i'm a believer' FACT

I would watch any movie to see this ending, even if it featured Julianne Moore.

(Smash Mouth is my favorite band)

i thought it was dave matthews

But let's not fight about Happiness. I really like that movie.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007

No great surprise there.

Gabbneb's favorite band is Phish, Ghost Rider's is the Replacements, the end.

Ghost Rider's favorite band is Jimmy Buffett

color me impressed

xp

MY FAVORITE BAND IS SMASH MOUTH

IT'S SMASH MOUTH. I WOULD KNOW THIS OK.

HEY NOW IM AN ALL STAR GET MY GAME ON GET LAID

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOOLD

BAND SMASHMOUTH

HIS FAVORITE SONG IS ALL STAR. I HAVE HEARD HIM SING IT IN A BAR. HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS.

william h. macy was pretty awesome as The Shoveler

ALL STAR, MORE LIKE BIG STAR, YOU ALEX CHILTON FREAK

zing!!!!!!!!!!

JAYMC'S FAVORITE BAND IS ROCKET FROM TEH CREEPY

ALEX CHILTON RULES HATERS

WHAT'S MY FAVORITE BAND

MR. QUE WHO ARE YOU EVEN THROWING THAT COMMENT AT IN THIS ROOM SRSLY

http://www.abrooklynlife.com/images/emmet_otter.jpg
THE SCHEF'S FAVORITE BAND

DRIVING IN MY BIG BLACK CAR

NOTHING

CAN GO

WRONG

PRETTY CLOSE GHOST RIDER BUT ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE BAND IS NOT OTTER RELATED AT ALL IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT

http://www.jkkonsult.se/nostalgi/utseendet/Stryper_pudel_OKEJnr14-88.jpg

Losing a whole year
Losing a whole year
I remember you and me used to spend
The whole goddamned day in bed
Losing a whole year
Lying in your room wed lay like dogs
The phone would ring like a joke thats left unsaid
Losing a whole year
Rich daddy left you with a parachute
Your voice sound like money and your face is cute
But your daddy left you with no love
You touch everything with a velvet glove and
Now you want to try a life of sin
You want to be down with the down and in
Always copping my truths
I kind of get the feeling like Im being used
And now I realize you never heard
One goddamned word I ever said
Losing a whole year
Losing a whole year
I took your stuff and put it in the basement
When I found out what the smile on your face meant
Ive seen you pop that check
Craning your neck at my car wreck and
It always seems the juice used to flow
In the car, in the kitchen you were good to go
Now were stuck with the tube
A sink full of dishes and some aqualube
And I remember you and me used to
Spend the whole goddamned day in bed
Losing a whole year
And if its not the defense then youre on the attack
When you start talking I hear the prozac
Convinced youve found your place
With the pierced queer teens in cyberspace
When you were yourself it tasted sweet
But it sours into a routine deceit
Well this drama is a bore
And I dont want to play no more
Losing a whole year
I remember you and me used to
Spend the whole goddamned day in bed
Losing a whole year

JON WINS ^_^

THO MARCY PLAYGROUND IS PRETTY GOOD TOO GUYS

http://jamesspader.org/images/i-crash-1.jpg
PARANOIA PARANOIA EVERYBODY'S COMIN TO GET ME

schefs fave

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I LISTEN TO PHISH ABOUT AS OFTEN AS I LISTEN TO THE REPLACEMENTS (I.E. NEXT TO NEVER), JAYMC.XLS

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andy breckman, host of wfmu's 7 second delay, wrote rat tace.

ILX users and the musicians/bands we associate with them

GRACE JONES!!!

ghost rider = smash mouth

*race

warm sun feed me up :: i'm leery loaded up :: loathing for a change :: and i slip some boil away :: swallowed followed :: heavy about everything but my love :: swallowed sorrowed :: i'm with everyone and yet not :: i'm with everyone and yet not :: i'm with everyone and yet not

just wanna be myself :: hey you said that you would love to try some :: hey you said that you would love to die some :: in the middle of a world on a fishhook :: you're the wave :: you're the wave :: you're the wavehttp://img.funsmileys.com/preview_confused_smileys.gif

swallowed borrowed :: heavy about everything but my love :: swallowed hollowed :: sharp about everyone but yourself :: swallowed oh no :: i'm with everyone and yet not :: i'm with everyone and you're not :: i'm with everyone and yet not

piss on self-esteem :: forward :: busted knee :: sick head :: blackened lungs :: and i'm a simple :: selfish son :: swallowed followed :: swallowed oh no :: i'm with everyone and yet not :: got to get away from here :: i miss the one that i love a lot :: i miss the one that i love a lothttp://www.qaforums.com/frown.gif

You gotta admit, "Walking on the Sun" is pretty good for 1990s radio.

And "All Star" is better crafted than that...that soundtrack song they had.

I OWN FUSH YU MANG ON BOTH CD AND CASSETTE

I NO LONGER OWN A WORKING TAPE PLAYER THO. WHAT WILL BECOME OF ALL MY PHISH TAPES?

MAKE MP3's OF THEM AND PUT THEM ON YR ZUNE

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT AN MP3 IS

ASK YR GURU

What does all this have to do with beating up Andy Dick?

ASK YR MOM, KINGFISH

I will defend Walking on the Sun, even though All Star is one of the most irritating songs ever written.

Persona all thugged out loud and clear
Sayin fuck the straight Henny, just grab me a beer
You see I'm reppin now, and my mamis, I got a weapon now
Shoot at them clowns at they feet, they high steppin now
Left that wack label cause I don't like pricks
I'm like a hammer that you hold on your hand, I make hits
At the white boy club while I'm buyin the bar,
They like, "Hey now, you're an all star"

good thread

I will defend Walking on the Sun, even though All Star is one of the most irritating songs ever written.

-- Hurting 2, Thursday, July 19, 2007 10:49 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

lol how did it get from lovitz beating on andy dick to this

amazing race.jpg

thread of smashmouth

people have some strong feelings about andy dick and jon lovitz

mostly kenan was just rong

but the amazing race discussion was otm, i lolled @ "prairie doggin'" which may be the one thing i remembered from the movie also

Wau, this thread is magical!

rat race is hilarious

and mr. bean is narcoleptic

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dean ge = am0n

right?

is he in jail?

hmm

-- Surmounter, Thursday, July 19, 2007 1:59 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

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MURRIETA, Calif. — Comedian Andy Dick was arrested Wednesday morning in Murrieta, Calif., for investigation of drug use and sexual battery after he allegedly pulled down a teenager's top, police said.

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jesus

i thought richard lewis had relapsed or something

that pic reminds me of twin peaks

Log Lady: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yet there are those who open many eyes. Eyes are the mirror of the soul, someone has said. So we look closely at the eyes to see the nature of the soul. Sometimes when we see the eyes - those horrible times when we see the eyes, eyes that ... that have no soul - then we know a darkness, then we wonder: where is the beauty? There is none if the eyes are soulless.

Jesus. I'm not saying I would look all that good in an altered state, under the harsh mugshot flash and in an orange jumpsuit - but DAMN. Dude looks bad.

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lol

he looks like edward norton's primal fear character, after 10 years in jail.

looks like martin short

He looks like Dourif.

it's andy dick

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Oh whoops, that was supposed to go on the wdyll thread

Did anyone add this guy to their deadpool this year?

/morbid

More like Michael Stipe dressed up as Sideshow Bob for Halloween.

that is such a stilt walker smile.

Also a wilty stalker one.

he looks ok given the circumstances but idont know wht he usu. looks like; cd be all c.bale slickness I guess

Nah he's always looked like a slightly nerdoid crazed git.

which occurred about 1:15 a.m. in a Sam's Club parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings in Murietta

Jesus, that's grim...

"Something happened to me sexually when I was a child that tweaked my reality." - from an old Salon interview with him

I feel bad for the guy; you'd hope someone would help him. He has 3 kids for christ's sake.

I was once in a video store in L.A. when he came in with 2 of the hottest women I have ever seen in my life. They rented a documentary about Max Ernst. He chatted with the clerk for a while and seemed calm and nice.

nuthin was funnier than that vid of him gettin punked off stage by jimmy kimmel

i can't even imagine having this man as a father

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The 'NewsRadio' actor with a reputation for crude public behavior is still scheduled to face a judge later this week on misdemeanor drug possession and battery charges. But he escaped felony charges after prosecutors reviewed video of the incident

"Dick won't face sex battery"

not surprised kenan is a dick fan.

I thought that link would be about Lovitz.

that mugshot, though

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classic:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/45048/newsradio-jumper#s-p5-so-i0

'Jon Lovitz Starts Uni CityWalk Comedy Club'

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400 seat comedy club? isn't that a little big? there is no need for that. this will close within one year.

why do you say that?

because it's never been a safer bet to say "this will close within one year" about almost anything?

Cobb's Comedy Club in SF is 400 seats/650 standing. Last time I was there, it was packed w/standing room only.

and probably has been for about 20-25 years or so

what ever happened to this?

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/05/31/lovitz-to-play-laugh-factory-for-rest-of-his-life-if-only-we-can-find-a-way-for-him-to-live-forever/

Last time I was at CitiWalk, it was all tourists and underaged teenagers. Would they even go to a comedy club?

If they would willingly go to Citywalk, all bets are off.

We’re offering great comedy, great food and an atmosphere of a tropical beach resort. It’s so real, the club’s indoors and I still got a tan,' said Jon Lovitz."

he's still got it!

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HUNTINGTON, W.Va. - Actor and comedian Andy Dick has been charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse in West Virginia.

Dick was arraigned this afternoon in Cabell County Magistrate Court. Court documents say Dick is accused of grabbing a bouncer's crotch earlier in the morning at the Rum Runners bar in Huntington. Magistrate Patty Verbage Spence set bail at $60,000.

Spence set a Feb. 2 preliminary hearing date for the 44-year-old Dick, who was in Huntington to perform at the Funny Bone Comedy Club. Funny Bone managing partner Tom Schaefer says Dick is "absolutely still on the schedule for today and Sunday" and says he planned to post Dick's bail.

A telephone message left at the office of Dick's manager, Michael Green, was not immediately returned Saturday.

Wow, Andy Dick can still get shows?

andy dick actually has a huge cult following in west virginia, it's weird

Andy Jerk, morelike.

I've been watching NewsRadio, and it's hard to forget that there was a time when he was funny and not a complete fucking mess. I'd just checked his Wikipedia page the other day which said he'd been sober for a year. Guessing that's over.

Side note: Two of the three blurbs on the back cover of Truth In Comedy, iO's improv manual which has apparently been reprinted for years without any modifications, are from Chris Farley and Andy Dick. Not exactly the best advertisement.

'easy to forget'

what's wrong with chris farley

he died, like a loser

if you had to kill one comedian...

Nothing wrong with Farley. It's just seems problematic that two of the three comedians (the third being Andy Richter) blurbing the book (and, by extension, the theaters) have extensive drug/alcohol problems.

jon stewart landed two solid zings on ol andy tonight

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hahahaha!

nerve.com rated the snl cast before xmas and i don't think they gave lovitz enough respect. he is HILARIOUS.

wtf is with ppl dissing mystery men 4 years ago that movie is great

That Nerve list was utterly halfasses and seemed like it was organized almost at random by someone who based all of his opinions on what other people had written about the cast members elsewhere rather than, y'know, actually deigning to watch people's performances critically.

Totally halfasses.

nerve list was stupid and uninformed

so Andy Dick has a comedian son?

Andy Dick having a kid might be funnier than any jokes he's ever told

wtf is with ppl dissing mystery men 4 years ago that movie is great

― if you ever leave me peggy, leave some propane at my door (zachlyon), Sunday, January 29, 2012 10:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that movie is horrible -- one of the few movies that i've both paid to see and walked out on.

that movie was great!

it is a horrible Mystery Men movie

rematch?

http://www.dennismillerradio.com/ (from the second link itt) - funnier than anything here or discussed here.

Someone on /r/LosAngeles asked "Is Andy Dick's public behavior as bad as people say?" and within two days, the thread fills up to over 350 posts of drugs, sexual assault, and surreality - spawning another thread "Is Andy Dick the most 86'd person in Los Angeles?"

It’s pretty amazing that this thread is 17 years old and Dick is still alive