Come with me, come to the land of batshit Facebook communities

woops, maybe ungoogle that dude's name!

Group Info Name: I don't care what you think, I love the Daily mail

Type: Organizations - General

Description: For years I've been bashed as a Daily Mail reader, but I don't care, because I can say that I read the Daily Mail and am proud to do so. Standing up for right wing middle England, it dares to say what no one else would. With the best sports pages and the best stories, headlines and editorials, is it any surprise it's one of the best selling papers in the land?

Come on, I know you're out there readers, stand up and be proud of the fact that you love the Mail, the paper for Great Britain. Let's stop this Mail- bashing and stand up for one of this nation's great institutions.

strongly resent the implication that most Daily Mail readers have a lower IQ than those who read the Guardian, or other such broadsheets. Although it is true that many of the Mail's readers would be just at home reading the Sun, likewise many would be just at home reading the Telegraph. I fall into the second category.

The Mail's strength lies in its combination of celebrity-related and female-oriented magazine-type coverage and serious political coverage and comment. Much of its political comment is of the same intellectual level as you would find in any broadsheet: just take Melanie Phillips' column as an example. Before working for the Mail, Melanie Phillips wrote her column for the Sunday Times, and, before that, none other than the Guardian. She was recently voted one of the country's top intellectuals, and appears on Radio 4's most intellectual discussion programme, The Moral Maze.

The Daily Mail is a hybrid. Stop insulting those of us who read its intelligent sections

Luk3 Antv3l1nk (Western Michigan) wrote
on Feb 8, 2007 at 7:53 PM

You think it is bad with bush? Think about a women complaining about her period and shit to the whole cabinet all day long and having that be judgment if we went to war or not.

Ex:
"Mrs. President, should we blow up their headquaters?"

"ummm, well, there place is kind of pretty. do u guys really think they should die?"

Am4nda P0ll1na (UConn) replied to Luk3's post
on Feb 20, 2007 at 7:07 PM

i never really thought of PMS as the problem with a woman president as much as the motherly instinct...how can a woman run the entire military? the maternal instinct is too protective to launch a proper attack. and women are usually too easily swayed. they're not as strong mentally as men. we need a father for the country, not a mother. call me sexist, i don't care, at least i'm female, so i'm allowed to say that shit. plus, i'm studying science. the female brain is just legitimately different in terms of structure and priorities and these differences, for the most part, disqualify them as competent leaders for one of the most powerful militaries and countries in the world.

hate me all you want, i can handle it.

http://cambridge.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2202389028

frankly i think these names should be UN google proofed

that's not really "batshit" is it louis? more whimsical really.

maybe. but the creator is also in CICCU, who definitely, absolutely ARE batshit.

http://cambridge.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2202319860

not really pulling your weight here, louis.

S*ira Iqb*l wrote
at 1:38pm on July 23rd, 2007
call this deceitful man yrselves and tell him yr views 07793704516

THAT'S GEORGE GALLOWAYS MOBILE NUMBER. possibly.

Oh, I've learned long ago to limit the amount of exposure you get from trolling thru rightwing message boards, but if you want some lolz from someone who puts up with it, read this

ok, i'll admit that as a bit of a facebook fiend i ought to have uprooted some better examples.

here: http://cambridge.facebook.com/wall.php?id=2204511209&page=0

start at the bottom, work your way up

copy - paste please, louis. also i didn't specify "right-wing". the socialist worker wonks on facebook are pretty mental as well.

"call me sexist, i don't care, at least i'm female, so i'm allowed to say that shit. plus, i'm studying science."

^^^ amazement 0_0!

the fellow involved in mine has crossed swords with me NUMEROUS times on a cricket group

here is a transcript of the 'debate' (again, start at the bottom and go up):

Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 2:47am on February 8th, 2007
You got that correct but why name a group called Proud Roman Catholics' when you'll wont do squat of making this group popular at all. Good luck with your empty ideas.
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Conr4d Tsang (University of Toronto) wrote
at 3:01am on February 2nd, 2007
No. That isn't what I mean. The internet is not a way to show our faith. We show through actually doing things. Attending mass, visiting people we care about and reach to others who need our help. So not greeting people on Facebook Merry Christmas is not too big of an issue though it would be better if one did so especially on a Catholic wall.
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 11:43pm on February 1st, 2007
You could do whatever you might want, going and reaching out to others as you say. Then in that case your also implying that one need not go for Christmas mass and spend time opening gifts and having a get together for Christmas.
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Conr4d Tsang (University of Toronto) wrote
at 2:33pm on January 31st, 2007
In that case, what does it mean when you say to someone that "I don't think your a Roman Catholic in that case". Yes, no doubt Christmas has been commercialized in this secular world. Michele even said it, Christmas is not just "I wish you a happy holiday season". It's about going out there and caring for people especially the ones that are most dear to you. So, I guess what Mich3le was trying to say was that unable to greet someone on facebook "Merry Christmas" is alright,so long that you actually practice the true meaning of Christmas beyond the cyberspace and the computer monitor.
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 2:04pm on January 29th, 2007
exacto i don't judge
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Conr4d Tsang (University of Toronto) wrote
at 10:45pm on January 27th, 2007
Wow.. Cool it people. The season of Christmas is about the Lord showed His love to humanity. Presents are just another way to show our care to people, but it cannot be compared with the great love He has shown to each and everyone of us. We have no right to judge anyone,"Do not judge, or you too will be judged" (Matthew 7:1). We have no right to judge others, but only to give advise to others, but the final decision is up to each and every one of us to take. The judgement of each person at the end is up to the Lord.
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 1:32pm on January 16th, 2007
I don't judge and who are you to destroy the spirit of Christmas.
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Mich3le Anderson (Shawnee) wrote
at 3:56pm on January 15th, 2007
who are you to judge?
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 3:16pm on January 15th, 2007
Yes you seem to have a damn problem with it I don't think your a Roman Catholic in that case.
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Mich3le Anderson (Shawnee) wrote
at 12:58am on January 14th, 2007
and the whole purpose of christmas isn't to make sure I wish you a happy holiday season
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 1:24pm on January 12th, 2007
You'll call it holiday season but not even the season of advent you'll seem to have forgetten the whole purpose of Christmas. Looks like it is too commercial for you nowadays thats why you are busy.
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M1che1e And3rs0n (Shawnee) wrote
at 6:34pm on January 8th, 2007
the kind of Catholics that forgive someone for forgetting to wish someone else a Merry Christmas during the very busy holiday season
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Gal3n Bowen (University of Toronto) wrote
at 4:56pm on December 25th, 2006
This group is so lame you'll couldn't take the time to wish someone Merry Christmas, what kind of Catholics are you'll supposed to be
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G4l3n B0w3n (University of Toronto) wrote
at 3:24am on December 12th, 2006
Speaking of Roman Catholicism, England used to be a strong Roman Catholic country under the rule of King Richard, until the bastard King Henry 8th made his way into history.

oh dear, two of those need googleproofing

These need to involve Predator ships more.

White Nation
Type:
Organizations - Clubs & Societies
Description:
This group is not for the faint of heart. All members are athletes of Caucasion descent. DISCLAIMER: In no way are the following memebers intolerant of others, we are just doing our duty of protecting the Arian brotherhood.

!#%!@#!

Group InfoName:
A fetish 4 white girls!!!!!!
Type:
Common Interest - Beauty
Description:
So it's obvious as hell that bros, got a fetish 4 white chicks now, cuz what else can u say, they just the shit sometimes. So this group is 4 all the sexy ass white girls in the world, much power 2 ya'l!!!!

Michael S Jackson rip :'(

I'm a member of "If You Like Ayn Rand I Hate You, Motherfucker"

Hell no to a £100million pound mosque

Type: Common Interest - Beliefs & Causes

Description: http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/ScrapMegaMosque/#detail

They are trying to build a 100million pound mega mosque in the docklands, it is meant to be the biggest thing in England, bigger than st. Paul's, bigger than Wembley etc. etc. as a show piece of Britain, how can a Christian Country have a Mosque as their show piece, please sign this petition and register your vote to abolish this scheme. Come on people it is time to show our nationality and stand up for ourselves, Multi cultural society is a brilliant idea and I don't have a problem with that but at least lets keep some national pride at the bottom of all that, lets at least hold on to our foundations, hold on to what hundreds of thousands of people have fought and died for on our behalf... Sorry getting a bit emotional but you know im right!!

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/ScrapMegaMosque/#detail

some interesting debates going on in "Objectivism: Ayn Rand is an Awful, Awful Writer"

"Biggest thing in Britain"

Mosque BIGGER THAN HEATHROW AIRPORT.

Not really batshit just total "people's front of Judea" stuff:

D*ve Is**cson (Leeds) wrote
at 9:54pm on May 23rd, 2007

Gregory there certainly was a critique of the SP's approach to the question of a new workers party, but to say that there was no alternative kind of ignores the ten points of our amendment. If you want to actually criticise their substance then that would be great! We might get somewhere then...

There is no dispute as to the fact that this is a campaign, the issue is what *sort* of party it is a campaign for. A party based upon the politics of the working class - i.e. a Marxist party - or one that must in the final analysis be based upon the politics of another class, such as a *bourgeois* workers party.

As to the fact that the committee includes Pete McLaren from the rump Socialist Alliance (who is barely politically differentiable from the SP) and a comrade from Workers Power (who look likely to flounce off any time soon) what does this prove. The old Socialist Alliance had more numerical and vocal minorities on its leading bodies, yet the SP still called it an SWP front.

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though you could swap all the socialism stuff for rockism / popism and lol it's an ILM post.

Group Info Name: I always wear sun glasses because the sun never sets on the British Empire

Type: Common Interest - Beliefs & Causes

Description: A group for those who know that the sun is always ablaze some where over the British Empire.

Contact Info Country: England

Group Info Name: Keep The Falklands British
Type: Organizations - Political Organizations
Description: For those of you who would fight to keep what is British, British.
Contact Info Email: bringmemy✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falkland_Islands
Country: Falkland Islands

Recent News
WE ACCEPT BOTH SIDES OF THE DEBATE THE BE ARGUED. OBVIOUSLY WE ALSO ONLY ACCEPT ONE SIDE IS TRUE.... OH AND SO DO THE FACTS.

Islanders are starting to consider whether independence from The Crown is the way forward....

They don't want it, but they worry about the threat from Argentina. If they gain complete autonomy as a separate state then the dispute may be settled... However there is no dispute!

The British had declared the Falkland Island as British territory more than fifty years before Argentina had been formed.

So how can Argentina think that they have a claim on the Islands?

RECENT DEVELOPMENTS:

Argentinian re armament of the Air force.....

Is Britain able to send a task force with such wide spread Military forces Globally and lack of British flag bearing merchant ships.Would Iraq mean that Defence of far out parts of Great Britain such as the Falklands be tricky?
please do tell us any news or interesting facts from the islands.

DISCLAIMER:
This group is in NO way associated with any right wing groups such as the BNP.

N1chol*s W*st (Birmingham UK) wrote
at 5:51pm on July 25th, 2007
'Ju*n Rom*n Riqu*lme ': When I get rich I'll buy you a one way ticket to Buenos Aires so that you can practise fellatio on the menfolk of Argie-land.

That's what you really want, isn't it?

I think Juan Roman Riquelme should be left non-Google proofed, it would be quite good if he came here and had an argument

"You are half the player Fernando Carlos Redondo was"

Juan Roman Riquelme would fail to adapt to the rigours of the Premier League, the greatest league in the world

that isn't a Facebook group, I'm just saying it.

You'd have him at Villa in a shot! T/S: Juan Roman Riquelme vs. Eric Djemba-Djemba Gavin McCann...

it would be kind of bittersweet to do a passantino themed thread revive friday today. NB MODS THIS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. NO ONE WANTS TO BE BANNED.

Eric D-jemba D-jemba is better than Juan Roman Riquelme. Juan Roman Riquelme's fancy dan shit is all well and good but Gavin McCann would break Juan Roman Riquelme's legs and then smirk while being booked for it.

I suspect that thread revive problems arise from people actually wanting to be banned just a little bit, and attempting a sort of online equivalent of police assisted suicide as a result.

Not D-Pass though, he'd do anything to be back among the living right now, rendering the new answers page slightly less navigable

yeh, but henry k never took a bullet.

Just another example of victim culture, really.

Let's all hear it for Eric Djemba-Djemba: http://cambridge.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2262414990

Eric Djemba-Djamba is a fucking lazy defensive midfielder for Christ's sake

Henrique = the Abu Hamza before he got deported to MC's Menezes

I've heard Italian Dub Foundation are releasing a single to raise awareness of the Passantino case. Next month they and Primal Scream are chaining themselves to the Paper This Walls server.

Eric Djemba-Djamba is a fucking lazy defensive midfielder for Christ's sake

Oh yes? I hadn't realised! I always thought of him as one of your more influential players, and that the dominating central midfield union of he and Mathieu Berson would perhaps gain you a much-vaunted Intertoto Cup slot. Sadly, this proved not to be the case.

Sorry I was just making a Facebook Community reference

Villa's midfield is all about the afterbirth-flinging Bulgarians these days

Ah, I see. Big Ron to thread...if I'm not mistaken Villa's second-greatest modern manager after John Gregory!

I'll tell you who pioneered the Premiership Bulgarian: US. R.I.P. Radostin Kishishev, you were so very endearing in your ineptness.

Bontcho Guentchev 4 life.

Stiliyan Petrov only actually threw an umbilical cord, not an afterbirth, I didn't mean to sensationalise it.

WTF WE HAS WINNAH

ONE OF THE GIRLS IN THE GROUP IS CALLED YUMMY A1R FFS

BATSHIIT BATSHIT BATSHIT

how has this not been mentioned: The best of Marc Loi : Facebook Feminist

Eszter M0lnar wrote
at 9:26pm
Word Renata :-)

I think the essential flaw in both socialism and communism is the misconception that people are equal.

We are NOT.

Facebook groups are basically where I get off the internet train.

I only do WORTHWHILE things on the web, har har

Marc Loi's Facebook postings will be all that survive of us for future generations to marvel at.

The question of no platform is that of weather you think the BNP represent legitmate political discorse or not. I don't I do not think it is acceptible for people to have a hate groupe in the facebook community as facebooks acceptence of there legitimacy makes facebook a less safe place for Black Jewish LGBT Muslims on facebook.

The Facebook group postings of a J*shua F*nton-Glynn are really a treat.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2210671912 - is a treasure trove of stupidity.

i see you went trolling for yanks, DL. snaffled quite a haul as well!

seriously, the pro-ana groups make me want to die of obesity-related heart problems

I was seeking out some batshit facebook groups and I came across this one that was anti the Australian Labor Party, and this moron was saying all this ridiculous shit, including something like how Fox News is better than the Aus Govt run channels' news programs (complete horseshit), so i joined the group and wrote on the wall "dude, you suck."

I got a message back from the guy last night which said:

Can you explain why I suck when I merely defended myself against uncalled and undeserved comments regarding my intelligence?

Should I supposed to just accept something that insulting and untrue?

If you have an iota of decency in you I trust you will delete that comment.

Y0R $0 N4uGHTY

Should I supposed to just accept something that insulting and untrue?

You went looking for batshit stuff and you found it, I don't know.

Gaze not long into the abyss & all that.

ya.

GUANO LOCO

just to reiterate/flog the dead horse, this is why i bothered posting this:

undeserved comments regarding my intelligence

+

Should I supposed to just accept something that insulting and untrue?

PHEW

words cannot describe

lol britishes, don't come to the south, we'll scare you to death just by LOOKING AT YOU

Secret group but 8th Graders need to back off 9th grade guys especially other peoples BF'S is a favorite.

Women who don't wear high heels unite!!!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2229838905

RULE BRITANIA

Initial progress may be slow.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2417532143

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4725417123&ref=nf

These "hilarious" kinda groups always end with an exclamation mark!

Makes me slightly angry!

Amusingly there appears to be one guy in that group whose pic looks like he has poo smeared on his face. I hope I'm seeing that wrong.

Hey yeah.

o_O

I guess the cheap TP got revenge or something.

Not really batshit just total "people's front of Judea" stuff

lol i can actually follow what he's saying there and i think have had that same discussion. the gf used to call me "people's front boy"

NOT FUNNY

16/08/2007
"Faggots" and "Pillow Biters"
TO ALL NEW PROSPECTIVE INDUCTEES:
As STRESSED in the The Cool Guy's Dude Club For Boys handbook "Faggots" and "Pillow Biters" are STRICTLY not allowed to join The Cool Guy's Dude Club For Boys. Due to the fact that (this member's name will be written backwards so to leave his true identity a secret) llebpmaC sirhC is indeed a gaybo. THIS MUST NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN MY BROTHERS! or further sex with hot babes may decline.
SO if you are a prospective member to The Cool Guy's Dude Club For Boys please do not join if you (If any of these next circumstance occurred in prison and ONLY in prison you still may join):
1. Find your self in occasions involved in sodomy.
2. While watching porn focusing on the man.
3. Do not find our hot babe examples "hot".
4. Referred to by your peers/parents as "Homo", "Poof" etc.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4363340556

lebpmaC sirhC is indeed a gaybo. THIS MUST NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN MY BROTHERS! or further sex with hot babes may decline.

Logic.... eluding... me. Brain... broken.

I just saw that one of my friends belongs to "I Have Questionable Taste in Music" and "You Had Me At Shalom." Aww.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4229748502

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/546/57/n716846828_5610.jpg

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2211249603

Marc Ryan Rees (no network) wrote
at 9:28am on August 19th, 2007
I live in Africa and the only thing I don't despise about it is the fading colonial spirit.
We could well do with a recolonisation here in the south. Even the old colonisers could do to be recivilized.

James Isaacs wrote
at 8:24pm on August 22nd, 2007
Never ever let Denis Brown redecorate your house.
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James Isaacs wrote
at 2:41pm on August 19th, 2007
So Solid Crew and now landscape gardeners (apparantly). They have 21 crazy paving path slabs to go (and a water feature and pond, but a proper one not one of those two foot dug down gypsy ones with tarpaulin and dangerously exposed electrics).
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James Isaacs wrote
at 9:19pm on August 18th, 2007
Apparantly Biggie did not die from being whacked by one of Suge Knight's mob, rather he held a fart in at Church which caused his heart to explode. You can understand why Puff Daddy would rather us think he was shot though. Deaths from fart holding don't go down well in the rap community.
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James Isaacs wrote
at 2:30pm on August 17th, 2007
Barry White apparantly used to do such huge dumps on tour that one of his roadies had to double up as a turd cutter. If this wasn't done the whole concert hall's sewerage system could explode and shut the venue down (apparantly this happened at The Rainbow in Finsbury Park)

I am told (by Nan) that it was usually the Drum Tech that did it. Tony Robinson could do a series called the "Worst jobs in Rock n Roll" in which he could start with Barry White's drum tech/turd cutter. Perhaps the next week it could be Courtney Love's used syringe collector the next week after Cliff's bag emptier and I am sure Greg Isaacs could feature in at least one show.
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James Isaacs wrote
at 8:47am on August 17th, 2007
Teddy Pendergrass apparantly has globaphobia - ie an irrational fear of balloons. He has to wear a blindfold at his own children's parties.
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James Isaacs wrote
at 8:01pm on August 15th, 2007
Nan says that Color Me Bad split up because their manager gave them the option of that or him telling the world that they were all homs. Surely this can't be true? She has just said that Biggie Smalls has just blocked the only lav in their section of heaven with a real "biggie" as she puts it. A few angels are frantically trying to unblock it but apparantly Biggie is more concerned about getting a skid mark out of the white suit he never takes off up there.
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James Isaacs wrote
at 9:06pm on August 14th, 2007
Nan thinks that Claire Elizabeth Perry is fit. Oh stop it Nan your'e dead, and your like my nan, helllo!!??
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James Isaacs wrote
at 9:23pm on August 13th, 2007
Nan hopes that Gregory Isaacs goes down well at Jazz Cafe tonight but hopes he doesn't shit himself on stage again like last time as that sort of thing doesn't go down well in the black community.
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James Isaacs wrote
at 9:48pm on August 12th, 2007
And now Irene Handl is in here with Metal Mickey.
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James Isaacs wrote
at 9:03pm on August 12th, 2007
Nan wonders who here remembers Musical Youth and which member did bird for holding up an offy to pay for his bones? Nan is at the end of my bed with a naked John Innman next to her, it's weird trust me!

disappointed by lack of poos in nan's flange

Lily Allen ( http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510326959 ) is a member of two groups:

Groups

*Palestine is not a country; delist it from facebook as a country.
*Alright Still?....Lily Allen Rocks!

LJ: you hang with these dudes?

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2202799601&ref=nf

I'd be proud to be British if Britain wasn't full of pikeys and freeloaders

AA Gill: Genius

Noteable quote, "i kind of prefer giles coren but i can't be bothered making a fan club for him so gill will have to do: he's ok."

My ex-girlfriend is part of this group. WTF?

I'd be proud to be British if Britain wasn't full of pikeys and freeloaders

Olly Pechey (London) wrote
at 1:40pm
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Post #1
1 reply E**a Holland (Wales) wrote
on Aug 17, 2007 at 2:57 AM
I think that peodophiles and people who murder people under 18yr olds should defo be tortured and then killed. Fucking sickos!!!!
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Post #2 S***n Gray (Wales) replied to Emma's post
on Aug 17, 2007 at 5:49 AM
i agree an eye for an eye as it says in the bible, also say if you kill someone whilst drunk driving let say, that then is neglagence, the same penalty should apply not five years in prison
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Post #3 S**a Thomas (Wales) wrote
on Aug 31, 2007 at 2:41 AM
I agree - anyone who kills somebody does not deserve to live. Whoever shot 11 year old Rhys Jones should be sentenced to death.

Maybe then people will reconsider owning weapons such as guns and knives.
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I think that peodophiles and people who murder people under 18yr olds should defo be tortured and then killed. Fucking sickos!!!!

let's spell it out, shall we?

Get Huntley Off Facebook

omg that truly is like staring into the abyss

but there's loads of louis jagger style cheeky chappie trolls saying things like:

"Besides being raped by an angry bear, I also think he should made to sit through a evening with Neil Warnock. "

Note to LJ: this thread is not a good place to rewrite Warnock's famous "He's come in here and given him a slap" interview to refer to the sexual assault and murder of two young girls.

that ain't my style. i leave such groups well alone. people have gotta be WORTH zinging, see? i am the gary megson to their warnock.

how has this thread gone on for so long without anyone pointing out that the first post is just a quote from Boondock Saints?

(although admittedly, liking that movie way too much could be considered "batshit"...)

Guys - I have a (probably dumb) question. If someone sends me a mail saying they added me as a friend on facebook, but I don't have a facebook profile, is this spam, or did someone make a profile using my email address and I should register to go check it out?

:-/

thx!

Facebook groups that my (otherwise lovely) cousin just starting Oxford belings to:

Anti-Organic Movement
Green hypocrisy
Stephen Fry Fans
Stay in Iraq until the Job Is Done
End Liberal Racism
Scrap the CAP
Free Markets Within Reason
David Mitchell, we love his chubby face
Free trade not Fairtrade!

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vindicated

We need to start popularising Peep Show Conservatism as a term asap.

can you like peep show, not be conservative, and still refer to 'peep show conservative'?

same applies to 'south park republican'.

Comment on my blog, from a friend:

Isn’t decrying a type of person (’Peep Show Conservatives’) and referring to them as ‘they’, little better than decrying another (’Chavscum’) or referring to another as ‘them’?

My response:

acrobat83 // Sep 25th 2007 at 8:05 am (edit)

Sort of, but there is a power dynamic at play here. Like:
“Isn’t decrying a type of person (”BNP Members”) and referring to them as ‘they’, little better than decrying another (’Imigrants’) or referring to another as ‘them’?”
Though yeah inverse snobbery a go go. The danger as you imply is that it is a strawman, painting a huge heap of people, people who are all different and wonderful individuals, with the same cynical brush. I find it useful as a way to tie together a few observations. It is not a true reflection of a person but a sketch of a social stereotype. Also it’s not like I’m starting groups with names like “Britian Would Be Great If We Castrated Every Peep Show Fan In Britian”.

We need to start popularising Peep Show Conservatism as a term asap.

I like Peep Show but this is OTM.

Have you looked at this, sometimes slightly baffling, thread: The Great Moving Right Show II: The Kirsty and Phil Years RP?

oh wait, that's why i remembered 'south park republican', it was dom's inspiration for PSC.

Yeah, that's a good thread. I'm usually too busy at work to post whilst the action's going on tho'.

Alright..so, we love chicken, right? And porn? Well, maybe you don't. Or maybe you do. Either way, we want to know! We're going to have porn. We're going to have chicken. It's going to be a blast. If you want to, bring snacks, ok?

UPDATE:

Ok, guys. Let me clarify this. We will be having a discussion about pornography and it's role in society. We will be comparing it to classic works of art that include or are nude forms. There will be pornography there but it will be purely as a reference material. Reisdents are NOT to bring any pornographic material. This program is to neither endorse nor degrade pornography. It is simply to discuss it. And enjoy chicken. If you have any questions, I encourage you to please contact me. I will be more than willing to answer any questions or address any concerns you may have.

WHAT? i like both porn and chicken!

link please

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5595578914

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6804421078

Group protesting against something that didn't actually happen, ten years ago, in Birmingham: great work!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5819688173&ref=share

What the fuck?

What do I have to do to stop 106 people inviting me to all these batshit communities and 238972938473928479 bloody HOW SEXY ARE YOU OMG applications????

Last week I didn't check Facebook for a week, and had to acknowledge/delete 31 invitations to just complete shit.

You can say "ignore this app" or "this app is spam", can't you?

Can you? I've tried, and all I can find is a thing to stop them emailing you, but even that doesn't work some of the time.

botw

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5650313405

I no bloody 10% days tryin 2 get ya in 2 coz its gna b busy wat a load of shit!!! family n friend wednesday duno neva in!!

Um... pardon?

Arnie V (Horace Greeley High School) wrote
at 10:06pm on December 30th, 2007
anyone who opposes christmas should be shot in the face

Oh for the days, etc

someone's keeping busy

http://bbk.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7059440771&ref=nf

^^^Was waiting for this to make ilx

Oh, uh, theoretically interesting but I couldn't read more than a few paragraphs before reading something else.

http://oberlin.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2200151252

not really batshit, but this is my favorite facebook group. i am so proud to be one of the original members.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7681833508

My favorite - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2201356906

when i met loujag we went to the pub he mentions and the landlord was a drunken dick. i think the students like him.

http://bbk.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5974569913

Ron Paul, the Snakes On A Plane of US election hopefuls.

Adolf Hitler

My wife has joined a nail polish fan club.

Stumbled across this thread topic while looking at my (religious) cousin's FB:

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=10252486289&topic=3792

Topic: How does God feel about tattoos and piercings?

The justifications for no tatts/piercings are completely o_O

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2207273345&ref=mf

Group Info
Name:
Legalize the Castration of Sex Offenders
Type:
Common Interest - Politics
Description:
Most sex offenders will do it again once released from prison. It must be stopped.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6466327337&ref=nf

Labyrinth would make a good musical. No way am I joining that group though, wouldn't sit right with my hard man image.

Don't let them ban the Red Arrows for being too British!!! Disgraceful!!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6367912129

"God thinks nipple piercings are teh sexy"

Don't let them ban the Red Arrows for being too British!!! Disgraceful!!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6367912129

Related Groups

* Campaign for our Troops to have Welcome Home Parades on the streets of UK
Common Interest - Current Events
* I Was Born In The Uk. So Why The Fuck Do I Have Less Rights Then Immigrants
Organizations - Political Organizations
* we support the british army WHEREVER they may be fighting!
Common Interest - Beliefs & Causes
* Jeremy Clarkson should be Prime Minister

BLOCK THIS APPLICATION

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8469081911

^ wau

haha

my 2 groups
I HATE ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
This one attracted a hell of a lot of people from Turkey. I assume Gondry is from there.

dashboard lighter down your back sweet subtraction because you lasted worn
This one I express my love of red red meat and califone lyrics by making a collage of them all.

excerpt:trout silk dissection wise half onion stone stuff your mattress loose dog loose waking to a pirate's breath hot and sour on the nape of your neck calls you by your mother's name trout belly silk a brace of shakes you tell your man my hands are itching lose your shame see it slow lane cyclone red let your backbone ease let your hands forget bottles and bones (shade and sympathy) nervous john rescues all the whores bleeding nose and all taste of metal when you're hit straight on frozen dimes and throwing flashes

^ disenfranchised nin fans support group

Don't let them ban the Red Arrows for being too British!!! Disgraceful!!

well thought through

In America troops have an honoured place in society. They are cheered in the streets, given priority in queues, on transport and in shops!!!!

They also get unlimited figgy pudding and lots of attention from fit birds!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8469081911

LOUIS JAGGER POSTING TO THIS GROUP; HE IS STILL AMONG US

PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DIS GROUP

You have a Donuts from Kirk request.

^ this, on the scale of wtf facebook shit, is up there

sned me one

win

From the first page of members for that group: this guy

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/219/101/n639610906_9250.jpg

There should just be one big I AM FUCKANG RACIST group.

Why is all the board talk on that racism group about the definition of indie?

Other than the fact it's sweeping the nation.

lol indie racists

Okay the woman who invites me to 800 shitty facebook applications every second has just joined the following group:

Official Facebook Petition: To ban the inviting of friends on Applications

Here's a tip love: FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF.

(this retort should have been more considered but I'm far too angry for reason)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9026413417&ref=share

Love how the guy who started that group combines violent anti-semitism with wearing a really tight t-shirt.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9801981146

On May 15th 2008, everybody needs to go out and panic buy CARROTS.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8129012973

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object2/294/54/n8129012973_5850.jpg

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2406164800

o_O

hahaha o man

Do they still have that picture of her standing there looking ridiculously smug every single week in G2

I raise you:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2398761482

Plus, the grate woman herself is part of the group, as proved by her profile!:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=519783592&hiq=caitlin%2Cmoran

god i hate caitlin moran.

weirdness between her and taylor parkes iirc.

More info.

Taylor is posting at the OTF board these days.

OTF has more mid 90s music hacks than ILM does. Maybe LBZC has scared them off?

OTF has a v different type though dunnit. Suede-likers and Numanoids and their stripe. As for LBZC, it's certainly v civilised over there.

I'm always interested in what Taylor writes though.

You know he writes for WSC regularly now, right?

Didn't he write pornography for a while, or am I thinking of a different old-IPCer?

Yeah but I know literally nothing about football!

i can't remember where i read about parkes/moran. they were both on 'melody maker' before she landed her inexplicable 'times' gig.

Can't find it online, but google does reveal that he schtupped Lauren Laverne for a while. So well done on that.

nice

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2245543773

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=10752262037&ref=nf

"Will Revera" looks like a wholesome kinda guy

I have a younger sister and if anyone touched her I would kill them... No word of a lie. And the worst thing is my sentence would be worse than that of the animal who I would have killed...

Although I wouldnt regret it.

Tony Montana type issues

several weeks ago i found out about a relative's death when one of my cousins invited me to join an "in memoriam" facebook community. this is somehow both horrible and funny.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12488259548

o_O

BTW you may not want that in your browser history.

ah jeez man not cool

http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=2208564859#/group.php?gid=2208564859

if your friends are thinking of becoming communist there are only three words you need to bring they to reality,"The Great Purge". WHAT THE HELL COMMEYS

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9356570204

Huggy Bear?
really?

Related groups: Jeremy Clarkson should be Prime Minister.

communism is bad
2 posts by 2 people Created on May 5, 2008 at 6:54 PM.

I like that the group that objects to Communism because it's been responsible for so many deaths is called The Only Good Communist Is a Dead Communist.

also, http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=7567904927

or rather, http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7567904927

heard about u making the owen falls dam clog due to ur buchtery. ur wife kay amin's story made me chuckle. wanted u to be in power for longer time.milan oblente should hve been killed. isupport all kakwa tribesmen and hate king freddy

Idi Amin fanpage attracting some interesting types

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=2546176744&ref=nf

so who ever made this group, i love you, i am like on eof the biggest troops supporters, im Canadian and i support all the troops from all the nato countries that are over their frighting for our freedom, in 4 years i even plan on being there myself. recently i lived in London,Ontario. there were ALOT of afghani students that went o my higschool, many of which did not liek canada, i found out who these kids were and went out and bought over a dozen support your troops stickers magnets and pins and walked down what we caled the afghan hallway. i took these stickers,etc and started canvasing for all the troops over there fighting for everyones freedom, the afghani students did not liek this very much and started to mouth at me in their language, whcih i dont understand so i took it as them saying"yay go canada" and i handed them a sticker, they did NOT like that, a couple of them jumped me the next day, i beat up all 5 of em . they did not speak ill of canada ever again :) good luck all

sounds like a cool guy

http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?gid=28406901260

Just deleted the guy who invited me to this from my friend list.

If you come across any ads, product placement or sponsorship on the licenced channels please make a note of it here.

EG:Score BBC1 16:30 sept 13th 2008. Use of sponsorship ie barclycard premiership, coca cola championship.
Eastenders BBC1 19:30 sept 12th 2008. Product placement dot cotton smoking RICHMOND MENTHOL cigarettes.
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how about top gear 3 cars and a complet detaild review including the price.how about all the holiday and fasion programs even blue peter plugs place's for kids (familys) to spend money on days out
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and remember that comedy programme with Jasper Carrot, all the massive models of products in the back ground?? If that wasn't blatant advertising I dont know what it.
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Paul Potter (Nottingham) wrote11 minutes ago
Oh yes Carrot's Commercial Breakdown. I always wondered how they got away with the massive products.

Noel Edmonds Boycotts TV Licence
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Well that just about says it all really.

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Council passes controversial bill on stolen guns
Source: www.pittsburghpostgazette.com
Pittsburgh City Council gave its first approval today to legislation requiring that anyone report a lost or stolen firearm report that within 24 hours or potentially face a $500 fine.
What "Change" Really Means #1:

"Who really cares about it being unconstitutional?" says this Pittsburgh City Council member.

Remember how only 29% of Obama voters believe the Supreme Court should base rulings on the Constitution? http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/mood_of_america/supreme_court_ratings/supreme_court_update

Remember, friends, with Senate approval, Obama could appoint two new justices to the Court and overturn the 5-4 majority. That Second Amendment opinion? Well, who cares about the Constitution anyway?

It's worth noting here that aspiring dictators have historically disliked such limitations on their power. FDR and Hitler-circa-1933 come to mind. I bet they're sitting together in hell having a good laugh about this right now.

Okay I think we are all agreed that social services overlooking parents who beat their toddlers to death is generally speaking a bad thing but there is no excuse for this.

rolling facebook baby p-balls thread

^^ don't forget to crooss-post that to this important ongoing resource

I Hate People Who Talk in Foreign Languages on Public Transport

Although the similarly batshit YOUR IN ENGLAND NOW..... SO SPEAK FRIGGIN ENGLISH!!! has a far better title.

With what I hope is an excellent attempt at trolling:

hahaha u ppl seriously need to get a fucking life if your in england SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH. i agree that its rude, only speak your own language indoors where evry1 else speaks it otherwise you are segregating yourself (and then have the fucking nerve to get pissed off when we segregate you) due to the fact that you are only speaking to a select group of people. i am not a racist i just have strong views about these things, and seeing as i was born and live in england (the most tollerant country in the world) your just gonna have to fucking deal with it. n if u dont like it thats your problem. hahahahahaha :D

I can't look beyond the slow-walking people punch brigade...although I AM a member of that last group you posted

surprise surprise

Ryan Jameson-Fuller wrote
at 01:33 on 28 December 2008
People are always caling me gay because I love horses so much.

All I can say it - The jokes on them ha!

Man, people make me laugh.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=38247598183

Call me batshit, but how come if you search for "g20" or "g20 protests" on Facebook, all the smaller groups and events with less than 50 members are listed before the larger ones that have thousands of members?

Alistair Darling - You're Barred.

I know I'm out of touch with the GBP but the level of violence threatened against him there is shocking. Isn't there a law against that kind of thing?

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=61233024202

This is Global, so even if your not living in the Uk you can google for your country and there should be a petition for you to sign, and petitions are just the beginning, this is about a shift in consciousness and a re-Empowerment of the People of the World!

We are the One's we've been waiting for!

So first off lets be very clear about our response to this information.
(some info links are below if your not already aware of the situation).

Lets not go in fear about about its possibility and lets not empower its possibility with our thoughts and words.
Let us not speak of it as if it is going to happen, in fact lets do the opposite and speak of it as if its not going to happen and Empower that Reality... Because its not going to happen!

We all know about how our Thoughts Create Reality, and Now is a good opportunity to put that wisdom into practice.
Its very clear from previous media campaigns that often the very people who wish to put an end to a situation can unwittingly empower that situation by their inappropriate use of language and thought.

We're going to Win this One, and in the process we can all step up into our full potential as Co-Creators of Reality.
Have no fear, this insanity will not come to pass if enough of us Live this Truth in our Thoughts, Words, Hearts and Deeds.

The Key is to use our feelings to feel the world we want into Existence. Thats why fear is used as a weapon, as if people feel fear about something, their feeling is what creates the reality regardless of what their mind may be wanting.

Now is the time to reclaim this forgotten art by Creating the World We All Feel is Ours! Forget the stories, get Real and Feel!
Be clear about what the World you want to Live in Feels like and Feel it!

The World is just a reflection of who we are, so if we want to save the World lets Live the Impeccable Truth of who we Truly are! Insanity in the world can only exist if we are not living our Truth!
So its time to be selfishly selfless and Save yourself so YOU can Save the World!

I LOVE YOU.

We are One & Free.

We have All the Power!

WE ARE THE POWER!!!

"The hippie unity crap in the intro is enough to put anyone off supporting what is a otherwise a legitimate cause, the group is actually doing some good by raising awareness about an issue of import and concern. If you don't bother to read further than the above introduction then, it is unsurprising that you will be put off!"

Quite right, people need to be alerted to the real issue, the sinister CODEX ALIMENTARIOUS
http://www.natural-health-information-centre.com/codex-alimentarius.html

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&gid=387113115536

the wall is getting like ten "I'm not paying for facebook no fukn way!!!" posts per minute

tried to become admin, couldn't :(

basically lol tho

J*** L*** No way Hose
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hilarious at the people still getting irate even after been shown a statement directly from FB owners that this isn't true. FB users are fucking stupid.

# of copy and pasteable lols in that group incredibly high

One of the posts on the wall is purportedly from the kid who started the group saying "you are all thick as fuck, I made this up to see how stupid people were and half a million people joined, there's not even an admin any more", but it had been shunted down the page by furhter misguided outrage within 30 seconds

Barack Obama is a Muslim.

Nancy Spungen They should charge more to keep you fucking chavs and pikey scum out.
59 seconds ago

^kudos

the fakeposting troll brigade make everything beautiful again

What a wonderful smorgasbord of poor spelling and grammar.

Wally Pitt: I am sorry I hardly have time for it now, I spend far to much time with the activities of yhe RDA and the EAST HOLTON DRIVING CENTRE, itwill be the end for me, Wally

why should we pay for a social networking site, making the public pay will only drive down networking rates, oh you are clever people

givin' it to the tickos

there were 14 pretty much identical messages posted in 25 seconds; that took up the entire page

it is a machine powered only by infinite human stupidity and it will never die

Richard Guest I reckon we get Rage against the Machine out again!
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^^^like the idea of ratm being some sort of all-purpose superheroes for morons.

group got an extra 200,000 members over the course of today wtf

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&ref=nf&gid=75944715427

As far as I can tell here someone set a Jade Goody RIP Big Man tribute page, accrued 4,000 members and then changed everything about the group so it was an advert for his mobile disco business. It's a jungle out there

omg

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/feb/11/facebook-prisoners-taunts-jack-straw

I listened to him on the radio this morning, he sounded like he was telling off some wayward 14 year-olds.

Think he told them it wasn't big or clever and they should think about their actions.

"So essentially if they get a notice from us that this site is improper then all they have to do is not make a judgment about it, but press the delete button. That's what we are working towards."

Sounds like his usual M.O.

"We are getting much tougher about people smuggling telephones into prison and using them. I'm afraid we're dealing with crooks. Devious, manipulative people who actually have no respect for their own bodies so they push these mobile telephones into their body orifices."

Oh man they didn't broadcast the best bits.

Ashley Cole feeling pretty bad right now.

I'm afraid we're dealing with crooks. Devious, manipulative people who actually have no respect for their own bodies so they push these mobile telephones into their body orifices.

wtf... i doubt even peter cook could have come up w/ this

Straw's bitter history of childhood bullying totally messing with his mind now.

spoiled for choice on the display name front

Straw shd probably just introduce a 5 year sentence for logging into somebody else's Facebook or sump'n.

indeed

xp

Come with me, come to the land of batshit Facebook users (explanation)

came here to post that

incredible

massive, massive lols

I hope these people don't use online banking.

dear God

depths upon depths

This thread reminds me of the time my grandfather typed his phone number into the microwave's keypad, then wondered why his kitchen was on fire.

(Seriously, that happened.)

i just

unsubscribe

Log in Please

158. it never fails the crappy aol that nobody likes teams up with facebook which everybody likews then change it all around

THANKS A BUNCH TO UR KENYAN SOCILIST PRESIDENT B. HUSSAIN!!!

Surely a good chunk of those must be people taking the piss?

it'd have to be close to 100% piss-takers for the information not to be really scary

449 Comments

at the beginning of the comments thread, people definitely aren't kidding. after that, it's more people mocking them. for the best ROI, just read the first thread "pages" of the thread.

just read the first thread "pages" of the thread.

just read the first several "pages" of the thread.

reading all that made me appreciate ilx so much more. thanks guys.

oh man, this one too (linked too from that metafilter page): http://okcancel.com/archives/link/2004/09/google-answers-hci-phd-program.html

canel cancel cancel this cursed Google

Genius:

for those of you that want to get in face book now just go to Bing..put in face book and search (or it will pop up) hit on face book login and it takes you to your password page...i did it....
if this ever gets back to normal I will use the address bar from now on.....

I actually went and looked at the FB profiles of some of those morans and hmmm they are all "sarah palin" fans.

if only they had written the correct url on their hands, we could've avoided this whole mess

My friend went and joined this one

http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?v=wall&gid=295238346134

Troll pretends to be a serial killing paedophile clown, people believe him and start demanding that he's "hunged" and that Facebook vets people before letting them join.

why dont they vet people be4 letting em on fb !!!
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^truthbomb

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bob-Harris-should-go-back-to-jail-He-should-never-be-released/313027817813

"Tell your friends and family about Bob because he is free and wont stop now."

You'd think a basic requirement for setting up a group like that would be to explain:

A) Why Bob Harris should go back to jail?
B) Who the fuck is Bob Harris?

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00129/Untitled-1_129561t.jpg

i only just read that facebook and aol page, wow lolz galore

At the time of writing it looks like you're disagreed with to the tune of 187 to one, Tuomas

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&ref=search&gid=45986873749

Anne Frank was a Vampire

"Look at the facts surrounding Anne Frank's life.

She had to live in an attic during the Nazi internment of the Jews? Well she is Jewish, but she could also be sensitive to the light."

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&ref=search&gid=5983184389

I'd have Ian Curtis' epileptic baby

"dreamy babies with deliciously morose voices born all over america. sources not sure whether shaking was a fit or simply rocking out."

STOP POLICE TRYING TO BAN ENGLAND SHIRTS IN OUR PUBS: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&ref=nf&gid=114593718557452#!/group.php?v=wall&ref=nf&gid=114593718557452

oh yo... such a sea of pointless aggression, and selfish moronicism, and ill-placed and undeserved persecution complexes...

i see there is a skrewdriver video posted on the wall too. nice.

level up here guys

level fucking up

http://www.facebook.com/pages/CORNER-SHOP-CAN-I-SEE-YOUR-ID-CAN-I-SEE-YOUR-BRITISH-PASSPORT-/115271058499717?v=info&ref=nf#!/pages/CORNER-SHOP-CAN-I-SEE-YOUR-ID-CAN-I-SEE-YOUR-BRITISH-PASSPORT-/115271058499717?v=wall&story_fbid=114746518551880

80,710 People Like This

delete britain

That does seem to be basically Youtube-levels of letting Nazis have fun on your website without seeming too fussed.

You're gonna have to get rid of that display name, you're making me look inappropriately prolific.

I'm scrolling down this wall and it's doing a good job making me want to fucking move to Norway and watch as Britain gets nuked from orbit

I haven't actually been posting so much of late, but ok

Who the fuck gets ID'd in a corner shop anyway? Racist strawman circle jerk.

not so sure norway is the racial harmony centre of the world.

I was thinking 'Sweden' but for some reason a voice in my head cried 'no not that one'

(The credit crunch was caused by fukin imigrants, did you know that?)

ha, sweden would have let me post this picture though!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/John_Ausonius.jpg

WHERE IS LIBERAL COUNTRY, WHO AIMS RACIAL HARMONY

What's the story behind the "ban england shirts" one?

Apparently it's racist now to scream racist abuse at somebody and then try to kick them to death.

In a soccerball shirt.

Ah, the English disease.

I'm sure if we made any attempt to play international sports, our fans would act just as badly.

Oh wait, apparently we play football now and there are hooligan gangs in New Jersey.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Jersey_Firm_%28NJF%29

without looking i am going to guess that these guys occasionally raise their voices and chalk their gangname discreetly onto local brickwork

nah there looks like legit bone-headed racist cuntery afoot on that group

http://www.myspace.com/njskin

First google result is a myspace page. I withhold comment.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=410103692176#!/group.php?gid=410103692176&v=wall

Support group for Kial Cottingham, one of the ringleaders who tormented a man with learning difficulties to death.

breaking news: people are hateful

http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Hate-Pressing-1-For-English-When-I-Live-In-America/243068182083

read through the comments if you feel like spending your evening banging your head against a wall.

I Hate Pressing 1 For English When I Live In America! I went through 9 Wal-Mart employees before finding one that spoke English and could actually help me find my product!!!!

Steve Meier Probably deodorant, wouldn't surprise me they don't know where this product is located.

Latinos be smelly!

I Hate Pressing 1 For English When I Live In America! Who knew that the state New Mexico, would actually be the new Mexico.

well, you know it was named-- oh, never mind.

James Stewart I think I would support giving California back on the condition that all of the illegals go there and get out of, say, Texas, which is a legitimate state. I'm just saying...

Joshua David Hey my backround is German too! Im a sexy German too. Well 75% German. 25% norway. So are u a cute German babe? Anyways if our country gets worse by next year with these illegal spiks we gotta start WAR! If they dont want to leave and protest and wanna be stubborn fucks! I say war.. Put up gatling guns all around the borders and build big ass stone walls and guard it way better! My sister was raped at the age of 16 by a 27 year old illegal mexican! He left! Fled back to mexico.. Still there! That was 6 years ago and not oncd did he send her any help! Yet they can come here and have 50 kids to a family in a one bedroom appartment! Ahhhh.. Flicken shizer! Im sorry people for sounding crazy but im so upset! Ill stop.. Bye German babe.

I Hate Pressing 1 For English When I Live In America! Do you like my math? There are 12,000,000 illegal immigrants in the United States, imagine if each of them payed only $ 1,000 in taxes. That would be 12 BILLION a year, talk about putting a dent in our nations debt.

talk about putting a VERY TINY dent in our VERY HUGE national debt.

I Hate Pressing 1 For English When I Live In America! Watch the video. This girl is upset because her parents have been arrested for being here illegally.

ILLEGAL still means a crime has been occured and people usually get arrested for that, right??

Carley Welch BOTTOM LINE...if you come here illegally, it's against the law!!!!!! It's a crime. You deserve to get arrested!!! Why should you get to live here for free??? We pay taxes, you don't...not fair. Then you go and get pregnant...who pays for that??? Get the f*** out!!!

Kathleen Cassi Michael Miles And I belive that the Criminal Justice System is completely Breaking the Laws of the United States of America by refusing to enforce the laws of our country. Didn't they take an oath? they should all be charged with treason.

Vicki Schmille Doing something illegal makes you a criminal. It doesn't matter what law was broken...Illegal is illegal, there is NO middle of the road!

very nuanced understanding of the Criminal Justice System (TM) in evidence here.

Just now experiencing one of these. There's a group reminisicing about the old days in my town. I joined thinking it would be cool to learn stuff like, you know, why they renamed the numbered streets to alphabetical streets, etc.

No.

It's old people (and I'm 37) starting a new thread every day with the same posts. SHAKEY'S PIZZA! followed by 26 comments. PIKE LANES! followed by 32 comments. Three days later, and someone else starts a thread with SHAKEY'S PIZZA! REMEMBER THE OLD GUY WITH THE APRON? followed by 15 completely new and some not-so-new comments. It's like a Facebook dictated by senility. I want to post "Didn't you all just talk about the Interstate being a dirt road?" but I don't think that would deter anybody. Now I just read the board because I can't look away.

"Jerrry..you have the memory of a computer…." <--- You can't make that up.

J••••• M••••••-T••••• - I had a welcome sign on my front door about a year ago. This black lady was sitting on my front porch and said she was going to spend the night there, when I asked what she was doing there. I told her she could not stay there and to leave. She said the sign said welcome and she was gonna stay. I took my sign off my front door and called 911. they were familiar with this woman.
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"Just now experiencing one of these. There's a group reminisicing about the old days in my town"

WHAT IS THIS?! All of a sudden these "You Know You're from [insert wherever you grew up]" groups are popping up all over the place, huh? Weird that it happened all of a sudden and to everyone.

I haven't joined mine but I did look at it last week and it was pretty much the same. I was reminded of the twin teachers in our district one of whom died of AIDS and found out that they made a movie about them starring Lithgow. Dude really likes playing identical twins, I guess.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mbHgbfcTL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Oh but shit did get heated for a while when one of the old HS teachers joined and refuted earlier claims that he supplied girls with pot and in exchange for sexual favors. That was sort of gripping.

Everyone in this group got upset when a woman said she "hated this fucking group" after receiving 200 text messages in one afternoon, one for every post that had been made.

lol

do shitposting groups for old-timey things exist on FB? like Gilligan's Island Three Hour Tourposting? Herman's Hermit's Henryposting?