If you want to be a sandy douche, do it here so you won't ruin other threads.

NU SANDBOX

who dey?

hey i'm going to be in boston again in two weeks!

^_^

Wait, that's the week of my brother's wedding, I will be in New Bedford.

;_;

When are you going to be here? If it's before Wednesday (8/8), I can hang out.

I'm sorry. I've been talking about hott boys on the Shoegaze thread. It's all my fault. Imagine that.

i should be there at least 8/7, possibly 8/6? through 8/8. ddt conference :\

YAY I'm actually off work that week so WOOT PARTY

PS: People are being way to apologetic and not nearly douchey enough on this thread except for me and Ally (because making meetup plans in public when you could really do it over email is superdouchey IMO). LESS RECRIMINATION, MORE ANTAGONATION (<---- douchey rhyme)

whut now?

IM SICK OF PEOPLE WHINING ABOUT STUPID SHIT

I INCLUDE MYSELF IN THE ABOVE ACCUSATION

yeah, fuck you, Stence, you're just jealous!

(Was that douchey enough?)

Although maybe being sardonic is douchey; despite my best efforts, I don't have a good handle on international douchedom. (If so, I would apologize to Kate for questioning the douchiness of her contribution but that wouldn't be douchey enough for this thread.)

(Haha all of my work avoidance strategies are superannoying)

(xpost to Kate: ^_^)

i'm confused.

THATS BECAUSE YOURE HIGH AND LISTENING TO A RODAN BOOTLEG

i'm listening to my mom talk on the phone, dummy.

HA HA YOUR MOM IS RODAN

SQWWWWAAAAAAWWWWK HEY STENCIL DID YOU GET THOSE CUPCAKES I SENT YOU

http://www.monsterlandtoys.com/godzilla/pmag-rodan.jpg

no she's better.

OK, Stence, you insulted my latest crush, so I said you were just jealous coz you're not my favourite DDB any more.

I mean, uh, YEAH, FUCK YOU ALL, DICKWADZZZZ!!! You can't tell me what to do, Dan! Blow it out yr contralto vibrato, suckah!!!!!

and she doesn't send cupcakes ;_;

i love rog, kate.

Ah this place is making me feel WORSE for procrastinating and not finishing my chapter. Get entertaining, people!

HOTTBOYWITHJAZZMASTER.JPG x1000

i love rog, kate.

WHHHHAAAAT?!?!?!?

DDB slash and you didn't tell me? You didn't INVITE ME?!?!?

Now I'm jealous, and I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOU!

ok i will update on my plans soooooooon, my boss is being (surprise) flake city on giving me actual real salient details on what i'm meant to be doing in boston.

uh slash? like fanfic? no thanks. gross.

ally's boss SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.

there, i was contentious.

Fine. I'll have an avocado, somehow. *takes ball home*

ps mom's off the phone now.

Aw, but I'd have paid good money for DDB slash. You could have paid yr way to the Dream Machine on that! Ah well. I'll keep my ill gotten gains to myself.

FLAKEY BOSSES MUST ALL DIE!!!!! KILL THEM WITH EXTREME DEATH!!!

i don't understand other people.

saying my boss sucks isn't being contentious, it's being honest

I am sad to miss Ally/Dan party. ;_; But I'm sad to miss all parties.

your boss mightn't agree, ally!

This thread is underwhelming.

oh btw my roommate is out of town tonight. PARTY AT MY HOUSE.

xpost shut it nick

Stence I was suggesting that you prostitute yourself for the plane fare in a contentious, douchbaggy sort of way.

Never mind... no one ever gets mine jokes anyway. :-(

we are all prostitutes

/pop group

xpost that's because you're not funny =)

i'm thinking of starting a t-shirt company

shut it mr. que.

ps you're not gonna finish the recognitions.

Posting to ILX while talking on the phone to your mom sounds kind of rude.

Where's the douchieness?

Ally, it's been done. What innovation would you offer? Perhaps small cats. ..

schef girl

xpost jaymc bite my crank you wuss

the innovation would be the fact that the slogans on the t-shirts, instead of being tired rips from will farrell movies, or puns on states, will be completely inscrutable claims like "i am the small cat"

Blinded by the light.

you can aaaaallllllll blow me.

i think lolcat t-shirts already exist?

xpost hey kev! what's shakin' fun buns?

i]shut it mr. que.

ps you're not gonna finish the recognitions.

-- hstencil, Friday, July 27, 2007 2:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

HAHAHAHA STENCIL OTM, i didn't finish it the first time:

i read it once, and stopped 100 pages from the end, and I never do that. i did read the last few pages--great ending.

no it's not a lolcat shirt, it will have no graphics on it. and i only used that slogan as an example because it was already mentioned! i don't want to give away all my ideas to you pplz.

if you already read the last chapter then you don't need to worry about it

the innovation would be the fact that the slogans on the t-shirts, instead of being tired rips from will farrell movies, or puns on states, will be completely inscrutable claims like "i am the small cat"

This I would like. But Stence something beyond CafePress would be an improvement.

the ending is great. giving up with 100 pages is totally wussy-style tho.

that said i still haven't finished jr.

shut the fuck up ally. like you've ever read a book! LOLOLOL

i thot i can has cheezeburger has shirts?

y kant ally read

yawn

HAHAHA FUK U STENCIL I HAVE READ ALL OF JR SHIT DUDE IT'S ALL DIALOGUE WHAT IS DIALOGUE TOO COMPLICATED

you didn't understand it, dude.

n/a sucks at being a sandy douche.

i read it once, and stopped 100 pages from the end, and I never do that.

I did the same thing with "Carpenter's Gothic." I didn't finish The Recognitions either, though I only got about halfway through before getting sick of it. I am excited about the day when I can read part of JR and dismiss it.

(this is weird, we're all trying to be sandy douches about William Gaddis???)

I HAVE READ ALL HIS BOOKS EXCEPT 4 END OF RECONGITIONS

(and Agape Agape, and the essays.)

stence, ALL of those sites' shirts come from cafe press or zazzle!

you didn't understand it, dude.

n/a sucks at being a sandy douche.

-- hstencil, Friday, July 27, 2007 11:04 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

You are good at it.

hey stencil, why is your arm in a sling? have you been to south america?

you're all douches in different ways though

xpost you didn't finish carpenter's gothic? that's the easiest one! and really fantastic too.

i have que beat.

xxpost fuck if i know ally, i only wear band t-shirts that are like 10 years old.

xxxpost hurting i learned it all from you

i have seen you, in shirts that aren't band t-shirts.

t-shirts tho?

Only a boring fuck like hstencil would think 400 pages of dialogue and fake legal documents = "really fantastic." PS you didn't finish it either.

But I'm sad to miss all parties.

there's always tomorrow's parties. *badabing bada.... snore*

hahaha yes i did you wussy!

Only a boring fuck like hstencil would think 400 pages of dialogue and fake legal documents = "really fantastic." PS you didn't finish it either.

THAT WAS FROLIC WITH THE FAKE LEGAL DOCUMENTS LOL LOL DO U KNOW HOW 2 READ?????

this is weird, we're all trying to be sandy douches about William Gaddis???

I was gonna say.

I HAVE READ THE GADDIS PARIS REVIEW INTERVIEW HA HA HA HA

of course it's frolic

yes i believe t-shirts. i have to check my iphoto.xls at home

you have pictures of me you haven't sent, allyzay? ;_;

h, i don't know what fun buns are nor do i know what it is that's shaking them.

you lie like a dog, kevin.

THIS THREAD IS UNAMERICAN.

THUS BRITISH.

THUS SUXOR.

gaddis wrote the great american novel, dude.

I am also slogging through JR - key is to trust the flow of the book and not get hung up on catching every joke since there are 500 per page.

Well fuck off to NoiseBoard you damn American hamburger eating Budweiser guzzling freak.

WILLIAM GADDIS ONCE SMOKED HSTENCIL OUT AT A BRENTANOS IN THE VILLAGE

That was a xpost and, I hope, douchey enough.

NATHALIE OTM!!!

oh cool hurting! good luck.

xpost who are you mr que

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/HansMemling.jpg

Kate. :-) I was saying the obvious. We should all send them off this board and give them some own little webniche so they spew little gif files to eachother and leave us alone.

I AM ON A ROLE.

Mr. Que = http://www.mikedoughty.com/blog/archives/fat_celebs_tom_crue.jpg

ATTACK OF THE LIMEY RETARDS

i smoked up with hans memling, you're no hans memling.

n/a=http://leonardkirk.comicbloc.com/wp-content/ROSIE4.jpg

stence, i meant old pix! they have been put on internets, before, in a past life...

I've taken too much codeine to be douchey any more. I just wanna sit around listening to Cluster and floooaaaat through the rest of the day. I love everyone. You're all wonderful. Have I ever told you how wonderful you are and how much I love you? I'm gonna just lie down and have a little nod now.

i have never read gaddis. i read that Franzen essay tho. essays > fiction. at least make-believe is better than dogs.

you're all douches in different ways though

douché

y kant ally flickr?

Well fuck off to NoiseBoard you damn American hamburger eating Budweiser guzzling freak.

Haha, you're mad. Hamburgers rock but bud sucks.

I agree about many of these ILx0rs fucking off to Noize board though.

JUST GOT OFFED, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR OPINIONS AND SHOVE THEM IN THE POCKETS OF YOUR DRESS.

dude jorel i'm at work

i am banned from noize bored, lest i remind y'all.

no flickring at office? it's not like you're working now.

Hstencil, fuck if I care, buzz off anyway.

John, John, John, no need to USE ALL CAPS YOU BUMWIT. Shove that caps key in your tiny PENIS.

Sam, I'm being a faux douchette. I love hamburgers. You're still a bunch of freaks though. ;-)))

i am banned from noize bored, lest i remind y'all.

WE KNOW WE KNOW, YOU MENTION IT EVERY OTHER POST

yeah that's kinda the point, que.

not sure what i did to offend this nathalie person.

I've taken too much codeine to be douchey any more. I just wanna sit around listening to Cluster and floooaaaat through the rest of the day. I love everyone. You're all wonderful. Have I ever told you how wonderful you are and how much I love you? I'm gonna just lie down and have a little nod now.

Hey then maybe you should GET OFF OF THIS FUCKING THREAD.

Hamburgers rock but bud sucks.

Tell it to Laurel.

xpost to rosie

kudos, rosie. kudos.^^^

stence, i find it v strange that you think i have access to 4 year old jpgs that are on my old laptop while i'm at work!!

I'm being a faux douchette

Aren't we all?

I'll tell anyone that Bud sucks!

chillaxxx, man, no need to be such a thread nazi, N/A. I mean, no need to throw a fuckin' TANTRUM.

JPGS OF FOUR YEAR-OLDS MORE LIEK

ally you would if you had teh flickr!

Nick has years of nasty attitude stored up just behind his eyeballs. You can tell. He should let it out more. :)

HERE NATHALIE HOWS THIS WORK FOR YOU

I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY IF YOUD LIKE

mind-boggling

i HAVE flickr

my flickr does not contain 4 year old photos of you!

i mean, why WOULD it.

I HAVE DRESS YOU HAVE BEARD WHAT IS DIFFERENCE

because you uploaded them because you wanted to see your friends? fuck if i know, ally.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/435291985_16821ee7db.jpg
LECHERY

tho not in a t-shirt ;_;

IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE I SAY FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK ALL Y'ALL FUCK IT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHITCOCK FUCK

yeah i don't see why not

YEAH YOULL BE GOOD ON THIS THREAD TOMBOT

lechery photo: A++

oh wait I guess that would be called TITTWIS FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK ALL Y'ALL FUCK IT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHITCOCK FUCK

let it all out

i really love that photo, god bless jimmy the mod for taking it.

also i love tom, you guys should come back to nyc soon.

the innovation would be the fact that the slogans on the t-shirts, instead of being tired rips from will farrell movies, or puns on states, will be completely inscrutable claims like "i am the small cat"

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, July 27, 2007 2:58 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

dear schefter i have access to machinery that can help make this happen, become business partners y/n?

i'm never going to nyc again

xpost YES

Is it good or bad to hear that Ally's boss is a multi-use douche applicator leak puddle in regards to more than one city? Is consistent douchery better than unpredictable douchery?

goddammit ally y u brake hart

Is it good or bad to hear that Ally's boss is a multi-use douche applicator leak puddle in regards to more than one city? Is consistent douchery better than unpredictable douchery?

SHUT UP YOU OLD COOT

CANT HEAR YOU TOO BUSY SHOUTING

lol i was j/k i'll probably be back in nyc soonish. i have a vacation on labor day weekend and i have to go somewhere in mid-sept tho so i'm money-conserving.

i knew it, i knew it.

You guys all kind of suck at being douches.

http://www.onlinecooking.net/news/NewsImages/Coconut%20on%20a%20Beach.jpg

SOME MORE THAN OTHERS

do I suck at being a douche?

gabbneb's pretty damn good at it, i'd say

;-)

http://a.abc.com/images/20050919/moviesandspecials/castaway_big.jpg

some of ilx's best douches have not appeared in this thread yet.

You guys all kind of suck at being douches.

I beg your pardon!

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

Trouble is, it's no good to be a douche in a special cordoned off area. It's like a legal graffiti wall or a special protest zone.

Dan is THE MAN trynna keep us douches DOWN

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Many of these ILXors I would fuck, but John Justen I would marry

dude, this is the douche thread, not the make everybody throw up with your homosexual advances thread

He told me,I see you rise
But, it always falls.
I see them come,
I see them go
He said, "All things pass into the night"
And I said, "Oh no sir I must say you´re wrong
I must disagree OH no sir I must say you're wrong.
"Won´t you listen to me
You told me ,I`ve seen it all before
I've Been there,
I`ve seen my hopes and dreams A lying on the ground
I've seen the sky, just begin to fall
he said ,”All things pass into the night"

And I said, "Oh no sir I must say you´re wrong
and I must disagree,
oh no sir,I must say you´re wrong
"Won`t you listen to me

Chorus
Good-bye horses I`m flying over you
Good-bye horses I`m flying over you
Good-bye horses I`m flying over you

Good-bye horses I'm flying flying flying over you.
(Repeat chorus)

YOU'RE NEXT KENAN

lol at q lazarus

xpost lol

at ally, i mean

"would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me."

Well she was an american girl
Raised on promises
She couldnt help thinkin that there
Was a little more to life
Somewhere else
After all it was a great big world
With lots of places to run to
Yeah, an d if she had to die
Tryin she had one little promise
She was gonna keep

Oh yeah, all right
Take it easy baby
Make it last all night
She was an american girl

It was kind of cold that night
She stood alone on her balcony
She could the cars roll by
Out on 441
Like waves crashin in the beach
And for one desperate moment there
He crept back in her memory
God its so painful
Something thats so close
And still so far out of reach

Oh yeah, all right
Take it easy baby
Make it last all night
She was an american girl

ok i'm not going to post hip priest and beat the joke into the ground

post "real men" ally!!!!

Take your mind back - I dont know when
Sometime when it always seemed
To be just us and them
Girls that wore pink
And boys that wore blue
Boys that always grew up better men
Than me and you

Whats a man now - whats a man mean
Is he rough or is he rugged
Is he cultural and clean
Now its all change - its got to change more
cause we think its getting better
But nobodys really sure

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

See the nice boys - dancing in pairs
Golden earring golden tan
Blow-wave in the hair
Sure theyre all straight - straight as a line
All the gays are macho
Cant you see their leather shine

You dont want to sound dumb - dont want to offend
So dont call me a faggot
Not unless you are a friend
Then if youre tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

Time to get scared - time to change plan
Dont know how to treat a lady
Dont know how to be a man
Time to admit - what you call defeat
cause theres women running past you now
And you just drag your feet

Man makes a gun - man goes to war
Man can kill and man can drink
And man can take a whore
Kill all the blacks - kill all the reds
And if theres war between the sexes
Then therell be no people left

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

That one?

uh, not it, kenan.

Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

go back to lauriol plaza.

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye

Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

go back to yoga class.

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!

Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY!

go back to my chemical romance

what is lauriol plaza?

ally go back to staten island where you belong

the worst place on earth

that was an xpost to stence, i'd gladly go to staten island over continuing to live in dc.

i'd take the ferry to come visit y'all.

surely you could have thought of a better zing than "my chemical romance"

Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky tacky
Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes all the same,
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses
All went to the university
Where they were put in boxes
And they came out all the same
And there's doctors and lawyers
And business executives
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf course
And drink their martinis dry
And they all have pretty children
And the children go to school,
And the children go to summer camp
And then to the university
Where they are put in boxes
And they come out all the same.

And the boys go into business
And marry and raise a family
In boxes made of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same,
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=EGLC,EGLC:2007-20,EGLC:en&q=staten+island+apartments

HEY I ASKED FOR SOUR CREAM ON THIS BURRITO, YOU ASSCLOWNS

yeah but it was the first thing that came into my head, curtis. i don't even know what i meant by it.

my mum used to sing me the first verse of 'little boxes' without ever getting onto the remainder :-/

now i am a broken man

"now"

"man"

we agree with broken, though.

hey Dan I fixed you the reflux special, c'mon over for some tomato puree, red wine and spicy Indian cauliflower in a cream sauce

U WILL NEVER BREAK ME
I WILL B STRONG

if i ever have children i think i might name one Sandy Douche

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE RIGHT LYRICS FOR "I WILL SURVIVE".

xpost

IT IS MY OWN VERSION, feat. KELIS

this is the thread where we abuse LJ

"the"

Isn't that every other thread on ILX?

HE SHOULD PAY US

lj fwiw you look much prettier in that photo than your friend buffalo bill does

Here's to the ladies who lunch--
Everybody laugh.
Lounging in their caftans
And planning a brunch
On their own behalf.
Off to the gym,
Then to a fitting,
Claiming they're fat.
And looking grim,
'Cause they've been sitting
Choosing a hat.
Does anyone still wear a hat?
I'll drink to that.

And here's to the girls who play smart--
Aren't they a gas?
Rushing to their classes
In optical art,
Wishing it would pass.
Another long exhausting day,
Another thousand dollars,
A matinee, a Pinter play,
Perhaps a piece of Mahler's.
I'll drink to that.
And one for Mahler!

And here's to the girls who play wife--
Aren't they too much?
Keeping house but clutching
A copy of LIFE,
Just to keep in touch.
The ones who follow the rules,
And meet themselves at the schools,
Too busy to know that they're fools.
Aren't they a gem?
I'll drink to them!
Let's all drink to them!

And here's to the girls who just watch--
Aren't they the best?
When they get depressed,
It's a bottle of Scotch,
Plus a little jest.
Another chance to disapprove,
Another brilliant zinger,
Another reason not to move,
Another vodka stinger.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
I'll drink to that.

So here's to the girls on the go--
Everybody tries.
Look into their eyes,
And you'll see what they know:
Everybody dies.
A toast to that invincible bunch,
The dinosaurs surviving the crunch.
Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch--
Everybody rise!
Rise!
Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!
Rise!

Let the cats all criticize,
Joke about my baby's size;
She's reet with me
Because you see:
I like 'em fat like that.

When she bounces down the street,
She's a whole heap o' honey, and ain't she sweet?
Feels so fine
To know she's mine:
I like 'em fat like that.

You have all those lean chicks,
Tender and tall,
But when it comes to mean kicks,
My big fat mama is the best of all.

After I'm through workin',
I reach and grab my hat,
Hurry home,
Don't want her to be alone:
I like 'em fat like that!

QUIT HITTING ON LJ, ALLY, HE'S DOMS GIRL.

i came third in that particular tranny pageant FYI.

9 times outta 10, posting lyrics isn't funny. /sand

i came third in that particular tranny pageant FYI.

What a particulalry revolting vignette.

i read that as "tranny pregnant" at first

resisting urge to GIS that

give in

hmmm.

http://www.jhuccp.org/mmc/db_images/imagebas/UGA56.JPG

I suspected it might titillate your sense of the grotesque.

the rest of the GIS results are disappointingly pedestrian blowjobs. :(

Whoa, is that old man/young man illustration supposed to represent an ancient Greek style teacher-pupil sex relationship?

i'm not a real people person (x12)

yes, because the greek tradition is alive and well in africa, you twat xpost

Oh sorry, I thought this was the purposeful obtuseness thread, you sanded cunt

scarf my arsehole

lol :D

thread begins

why, is it cold?

xpost (LJ being in the way as usual)

(you being unfunny as usual)

this is the thread where we abuse LJ

This is the thread where Kenan can spin something so much so it's sexxeecreepy.

no, i think that's just you.

I resent that remark, <B>FUCK</B>face. ;-)

SQWWWWAAAAAAWWWWK HEY STENCIL DID YOU GET THOSE CUPCAKES I SENT YOU

-- Mr. Que, Friday, July 27, 2007 2:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

this was funny!

I resent that remark, <B>FUCK</B>face. ;-)

you make an unconvincing douche as well. Maybe it's the smiley that gives it away?

I'm also a hypocrite.

if smileys precluded douchiness i wouldn't want to punch the screen every time i read a surmounter post

;) lol

omg

i'm gonna die from a bee sting

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1008/765259109_416f8464a0.jpg?v=0

NOT BAND

be more lecherous

TEAM

no still band ;_;

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/435291979_9b6cf9f13c.jpg

with creepazoid thred started about me and some dude i never met

xp lolz i didn't see that one!

you look v lively in it!

that's going beyond lechery into Falstaff

Seeing how those damn Yankees are now at work, wasting time on ILX, we'll see how witty and douchey Americans can be. I'm expecting about NOW we'll lsee a flurry of phunny gifs and jpegs.

check out girl with tattoo over carey's shoulder, too. cool!

who are you, kate? xpost

No, I'm from the mainland. So not a damn limey nor a freaky american. I'm PUREBRED.

Looks like a botched sea star (or however you call those things).

I R HAVING PEDIGREE going back to 1066. I demand RESPEKT!

i am finally done with a three-day course in perl, a computer scripting language i have NO INTEREST IN EVER LEARNING but which i had to deal with because well, my boss has to put SOMETHING in my yearly evaluation about "progress" and "development" and it was taught by the biggest TWAT of a teacher i have ever come across, EVER!!!! he bragged at the beginning about working out "in the states" during "the dotcom years" and how he sold his company but "lost it all" in the "crash" (so i guess you accepted stock options YOU DOUCHE) and proceed to blow through about 300 slides that were riddled with not only typos but plain INCORRECT STUFF which our resident brusher-upper who was also taking the course had to point out to him.

TIP FOR TEACHERS: never EVER say "this is easy" or "it's not rocket science" or "did you get that, tracer? this one's pretty easy" - if it was easy we wouldn't be here, you gangrenous cockfarmer. EXTRA FREE TIP: don't split the class into the "slow" group and the "expert" group and the SPEND ALL YOUR TIME TALKING WITH THE PEOPLE FOR WHOM THE LESSONS ARE NO PROBLEM.

EXTRA BONUS TIP PPS: DON'T WASTE OUR TIME WITH SLIDE AFTER SLIDE OF TECHNIQUES AND PRACTICES WHICH YOU YOURSELF SAY ARE POINTLESS AND THAT NO ONE EVER USES ANY MORE OH JESUS GOD I HATE YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH

HAHA YEAH RIGHT ALL U PEANZ ARE JUST DESCENDANTS OF TEH DOUCHES WHAT KILLED WHOEVER WAS THERE BEFORE XP

I evolved from ape-like primates.

uh yeah, you're right actually. apparently my family comes from lincolnshire. so much for being "pure" and shit. *sigh*

kenan i think that's open to debate

Evolve being a big word.

lauriol plaza was a popular neighborhood tex/mex restaurant in DC that moved a few years ago into a large, modern-ish space (immediately adjacent to a primarily residential area) with copious outdoor seating that rapidly became packed to the gills at many hours with lots of loud margarita-drinkers and could be said to be a destination restaurant for "douches." i have never been there.

http://fixedreference.org/2006-Wikipedia-CD-Selection/images/26/2682.jpg

Yes, I understand, tomorrow it'll maybe rain, or maybe it'll be hot.

apparently my family comes from lincolnshire. so much for being "pure" and shit. *sigh*

having no idea what this means in no way impends its hilarity

i have never been there.
i have never been there.
i have never been there.
i have never been there.
i have never been there.
i have never been there.
i have never been there.
i have never been there.

i'd just liek to point out to anyone who starts a thread "(major city here): what should i do there" and reads a gabbneb post on it, he strongly recommended lauriol plaza to dc tourists. despite never having been there, supposedly. and, like, argued with the ppl who had been there who strongly recommended against sending the poor tourist there.

ban gabbneb, basically

ban ally

ban lolz

i once recommended it to someone looking to take some out-of-towners for something not too expensive in the middle of the day, yes

I LIEK DRINK RITAZ !!!!

ooh! Busted like you was sitting in front of Charles Schumer!

really i do. im gonna hit some of those up 2nite on a roof maybe

gabz - where should i go?

having no idea what this means in no way impends its hilarity

DOn't understand it either. I don't speak English.

We had the fucking wackiest clients today. One actually came in... right to the back and then said:"Do you sell jewellery?" Another came in running asking "WHERE CAN I RENT A HOUSE?" Another pointed at a silver cross, asking a dozen times if itw asn't gold and then, when I pointed to a white gold cross, said he didn't like white, but wanted YELLOW gold. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THEN POINT TO A CROSS IN WHITE METAL, YOU FREAK.

ban banning

(okay, i admit, a little girl on the street saying "look mommy there's jesus" the other day has kinda gone to my head)

i recommend all sorts of things not necessarily within my personal experience. often in reliance on the recommendations of people i've determined i trust, but sometimes on instinct.

i just can't wait until ally makes up with gabbneb like she made up with Dr. Morbius and has her smiling picture taken with them and they are pals. seriously, this is the sandy douche thread but stop with the hate!

que quit trying to steal my jesus-steez.

HI GUYS I'M BACK FROM A PARTICULARLY DOUCHEBAGGY SESSION OF WORK

Ally, I've been babbling about starting www.inscrutabletshirts.com for at least 4 years now! We should do this.

fyi i meant to write "impedes" not "impends" but i wrote it "impeads" and then just blindly took whatever the spellcheck suggested

STENCIL IS JESUS

GABBNEBBB I HAVE REQUESTED A RECOMMENDATION 4 THE BEST ROOF TOP MARGARITA IN NYC HELLLLOOOOOO

who in their right mind would ever pay attention to a gabbneb recommendation?!?!?

(sorry jews, jesus sez ur fuct)

CAN YOU RECOMMEND A PARTY THROWN BY CUTE GIRLS ON THEIR ROOF SERVING RITAZ? THIS IS WHAT IM IN THE MOOD FOR 2NITE THX

http://www.brokeland.com/tracerhand/omg.jpg

i have eaten lunch with chuck schumer tho, kenan

hay guys I hear the Hard Rock Cafe is *the* place to be

gabbneb wins

you can get a "good" margarita in NYC???

i feel lost since planet hollywood closed

i have eaten lunch with chuck schumer tho

Did you eat lunch with Chuck Schumer, or did you just hear about someone eating lunch with Chuck Schumer?

hahaha

shut the fuck up, mw

you weren't there that weekend

OH DAMN

don't play a "in real life ppl" are different card because some of us know that...they're not

you know where has good ritaz that place on st marks on the corner of 1st (is where i think it is)

also that place on 14th w/the backyard and sol in its name is fun to goto

Planet Hollywood is no more? :-(

ally, i wonder if you could appreciate the puzzling slogan t-shirts i have amassed, such as:

"BABIES ARE A PIECE OF GOD WE GET TO HOLD"

and

"DATA GENERAL SOBO DOES IT RIGHT EVERYTIME"

yah i know right xp

ally i'm just sick of yr negative shit!

http://www.brokeland.com/tracerhand/99problems.jpg

and this is the sandy douche thread, so. . .

the only "negative shit" i've said recently is pointing out that you are v v creepy on lohan/paris threads, which everyone else agreed with, sorry to hurt your sensitive yoga flame ;_1

i smoked up with chuck schumer.

i only drink at daddy's.

daddy's is a pretty good place to drink

i was talking about your above mentioned negative gabbneb shit, that's all, dude.

also take your lame o positive away from this thread.

http://www.brightsidetie-dyes.com/images/ts-ps-purblk.jpg

is that one of the inscrutable t's?

gabbneb's not going to heaven, who cares

God. He's happy?

ugh now bnw being creepy hai guize i can still read threadz even if band

it's funny; when i see that t-shirt all i want to do is pound someone's head through the floor

anyone's head? because I steer clear of the actual people who wear that shirt. They are teh stink.

http://media02.liquidblue.com/upload/upload_approved/1151441254_n1492200350_30024923_6632.jpg

wait, i'm a creep? i'm a weirdo? what the hell

sorry to hurt your sensitive yoga flame ;_1
sorry to hurt your sensitive yoga flame ;_1
sorry to hurt your sensitive yoga flame ;_1
sorry to hurt your sensitive yoga flame ;_1
sorry to hurt your sensitive yoga flame ;_1
sorry to hurt your sensitive yoga flame ;_1
sorry to hurt your sensitive yoga flame ;_1
sorry to hurt your sensitive yoga flame ;_1

yeah you could ask me yourself bnw. no i did not go by hstencil in college.

i know you were dying to know that.

also u like bright eyes and the st. louis cardinals but i love u anyway.

http://www.brokeland.com/tracerhand/satanpaysavisit.jpg

bnw.xls

haha, sorry, thats how the guy's statement to me. at least i didn't use your name like other people!!11

nice try jaymc but i've actually met bnw and hung out with him, as opposed to just having xls for all posters no matter where in the world they are.

we smoked weed.

with conor oberst.

Too bad we didn't smoke out with indie rock stars Stence, so I could sound all douchey.

Jorel = Jeffrey Lewis

we did more fun stuff, didn't we like watch tv? i was so tired.

possibly.

wow was that during the era when conor oberst was the new bob dylan - heady times indeed!

I once had a threesome with bnw's ex-girlfriend. Does that count?

we watched the neverending story! (true fact: there were people from louisville there!)

it counts as a story I don't ever want to hear, yes

xpost

The Neverending Threesome

jaymc is so lying.

man tour managing is hard work, for serious.

jaymc had a threesome with bnw's ex and chuck schumer

brotisserie with chuck

xxpost

Yeah selling those t-shirts seemed pretty rough.

(j/k)

UGH, GOD

xpost

jaymc is so lying.

I'm not, but if you don't want to believe it, that's cool.

She was dating a friend of mine in St. Louis at the time.

touring with a former member of bright eyes did not mean extra combat pay!

it should've.

xpost like you've ever slept with a woman and not cried, jaymc

okay, now that was mean. sorry dude.

Sandy Douche might be a good pseudonym. I write a lot of columns under fake names...this one might be a good temporary replacement for Penelope Parvenu.

don't get all butthurt.

Not so much mean as inscrutable!

to be fair he never mentioned not crying

i'm crying a little now. But in a fun way.

I smoked out with a midget who was a drummer for some band staying at our house. We had like 18 people crashing that night. At least he had some good weed. Or so I said at the time; weed does not really make a difference.

wow i just found out jon lewis's wifey is a good friend of mine from college days, that's sooooooo cool!

xpost kenan are you near a woman?

xpost

Abbott, you have an interesting life.

Something certainly weeps when you sleep with a girl. Or so in my experience with men.

hstencil you're funny when you're mean

Something certainly weeps when you sleep with a girl.

hopefully not your herpes

kenan you're creepy when you post

IS IT THE DICK

hstencil and kenan should smoke each other out and listen to bright eyes

bright eyes, the art garfunkel song

i've gazed into kenan's bright eyes once, and that was plenty.

turn around, bright eyes

romantic

TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES

oh, you're too fast for me

Abbot, that was not meant as insult. I've never even seen a midget drummer.

that's what she said, kenan

iirc, my eyes were none too bright that evening

i looked into kenan's eyes, then left town the next day.

ah, life on the road

but not before eating at that magnolia place and swimming in some amazing cold springs and staying at a days inn.

s'allright. I knew you couldn't stay.

;_;

I don't know any midget drummers, but I know a midget pothead.

On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again,
And I can't wait to get on the road again.

On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again

On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the road again

Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
And I can't wait to get on the road again

get some midget head

current chicago thread title is fucking gross and i'm sick of seeing it

already have.

xpost

but not before eating at that magnolia place and swimming in some amazing cold springs and staying at a days inn.

Ah that's right, I had a beer with Kenan that night as well. Forgot.

yep. and like every friend i had in austin at the time came out. it was good times.

tour went to hell shortly after.

when you're truckin with ford you're truckin with a friend

AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN

let's go, mothertruckers

i am so with you on the chicago thread title, but every time i bring it up, someone dodges and parries with the fact that i talk about pussies all the time, because you know, it's so much more fun to talk about zits.

point being, we need a new chicago thread pronto

i saw you eating ice cream... ice cream eating motherfucker.

one time is high school there was this midget and i was walking down the street and i passed this alley next to a dunkin donuts and the midget and this other guy were in the alley and the other guy said to the midget all excited like OH MAN YR GONNA BE TRIPPIN BALLS DUDE I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT and the midget laughed manically and it is all kinda seared into my brain

i may be too creeped out by jaymc's revelation to ever post again.

this is how it ends
a total eclipse of the harp

HEY EVERYONE LETS GET ICE CREAM IN AN HOUR... SEE YOU THERE

ICE CREAM CURES DOUCHINESS

YAY

ICE CREAM CURES DOUCHINESSEVERYTHING

fixed

I should send you some homeopathic sugar pills.

wait that's not what i meant to do

right now i need 'em

ok then that is what i meant to do!

i don't think i'm diabetic. yet.

What is a homeopathic sugar pill?

i don't know

What is a homeopathic sugar pill?

-- Ms Misery, Friday, July 27, 2007 6:47 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

placebo

i saw you eating ice cream... ice cream eating motherfucker.

-- hstencil, Friday, July 27, 2007 2:38 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

THIS is otm

GUY P. OTM

The homeopathic is what I was questioning. I was thinking maybe a pill made out of that Sugar in the Raw. Would be good for coffee on the go.

this is actually what i need

http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/images/limbaugh_oxycontin.jpg

Kenan you douche, the point is that when you talk about pussies it makes some people v v creeped out and uncomfortable and zits do not have nearly the same effect.

xpost stencil you need rush limbaugh's thumb up your ass? ewwww

zits make me uncomfortable, more so than pussies.

"some people"

it makes the sensitive men creeped out, please stop kenan.

que, no, the oxycontin duh

uh i think he's talking abt his "thumbs up attitude"

also please to think of the hermaphrodites.

and not in your usual way, big k.

Every morning on East 142nd Street, some longtime friends play what is perhaps the oldest established permanent floating domino game in Nueva York.

this link is for kenan, NOBODY ELSE CLICK IT UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES (ie about as NSFW as CAN BE)

This is very, very tempting to click on.

aggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

if it is on e 142nd every day, it is hardly a floating game, mr nathan detroit

i would say wait til you get home but if your wife sees that in your browser history, you're fucked.

and not in a good, husband/wifey way, dan.

xpost lol at schefy I TOLD YOU

aw dude no

worthwhile, recommended

weeping

I love the fingers on the right. "Now where did I leave my keys, again? Shit!"

will never get that image out of my brain

I WARNED YOU

I HAVENT CLICKED DOUCHES HAHAHAHA

http://d.chronowing.org/20020812-livingwall_00.jpg

QUE U SHOULD CLICK

elmo u a magic nerd?

Damn, so tempted. Must wait.

i last played m:tg in freshman year of highschool? so long ago

ILL CLICK AT HOME IN THE SAFETY OF MY HOME

but yeah "living wall" artifact creature is the first association that sprung to mind when i saw that pic

hi, i'm a gay nerd

i was gonna hold back from posting "it was so obvious, elmo"

then i remembered it was the mean douchey thread.

so don't hate me.

that link must be especially hard to take for a gay

well, jaymc might cry.

actually kenan might too.

cannot clique @ work, someone please describe with literary precision plz

oh jesus h. fuck

that's my name, don't wear it out.

SOMEONE DESRIBE IN THE MANNER OF WILLIAM "BILLY" GADDIS

jesus h. fuck

I let about 10% of that load and totally got the idea

it's like the back cover of that aphex twin album, only kind of a lot worse

too bad i can't change username on ilx2 to jesus h. fuck.

It's kind of hilarious to me imagining what it looks like, even though there's no way I'm going to click at work.

lemme guess: penises and such

RONG

sudder @ the realization someone probably put HOURS OF EFFORT into that image

^shudder, damnit

yeah its super well done actually

oh kenan will put "hours of effort" in, all right.

THE HITS JUST KEEP COMING

ps where is morbs today?

morbs def needs to see this - can someone plz email it to him

i'm already on his shitlist for being too poor to go to baseball games.

Morbs is in St. Louis, I believe.

hey why is everyone being mean to joel? this thread is too long!

no one's being mean at all to me, baldy.

oh kenan will put "hours of effort" in, all right.

anyone who yanks it to that image is, in fact, a serial killer. There is no more doubt, send the psychiatrist home early.

ilxortravel.xls

GO CARDS

only if you mean UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE, que

tony la russa can get fucked

yeah he's a freak.

a legal vegan dog lovin freak

whatever you fat old failure

BOTH CARDINALS ARE IN FACT UNACCEPTABLE

what are you guys tlaking about

and an alcoholic don't forget!

not that i'm one to judge.

xpost hi chaki!

we are tlaking about blaseball

jhosea so wrong

Little fat man who sold his soul, little fat man who sold his dream, chubby little loser . . . pathetic little fat man, no one’s bloody laughing.”

louisville cardinal baseball was good this year!

Should I send Morbius a message when I see him on Tuesday?

http://www.sethkushner.com/brooklynites/photos/gallery-1/5-kenan.jpg

“One time when I was younger, about 17, I was going to live in California for a while and I was very nervous. My Godfather could see that and I remember he told me one thing to make me feel better—he said 'Hey, you're from Brooklyn. You're already two steps ahead of everything and everybody.' I always think that way—even today—wherever I go. When I first built this room it was never supposed to be this big. It sort of got out of control. It's really an analysis of where I'm from and the environment that made me who I am. It was my way to reflect on this place and a way to record my experiences here.”

college baseball? really?

hi scott!

xpost yeah they went far in the cws for like the first time ever!

i don't even know why i posted that. i was looking for a picture of jonathan lethem...

hi!

yeah i don't know who that dude is but hi scott! u rule.

DON'T CLICK ON THIS LINK TO A PICTURE OF JONATHAN LETHEM HIS HEAD LOOKS REALLY WEIRD!

http://www.sethkushner.com/brooklynites/images_01.html

I HAVE BEEN A SANDY DOOCHEEEEEEEEEEE ALL DAY.

NOT SCOTT FOR WORK

Huh, the dude in that picture's name is Kenan.

my week was too long. today the straw broke on the camel. ugh. so hot and tired...i need a gin rickey.

i just noticed that, too.

EEEEWWWWW WALL OF JONATHAN LETHEM RIBBED TURTLENECK

"RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQPmu0DKk0

yeah good luck with that

xpost

why is brooklyn boosters the most annoying?

wow looking for kenanz is fun:

http://www.sparkleandsweezie.com/images/kenan_sparkle3.gif

http://www.digitalscrapbooking.de/pp/data/500/medium/Kenan_Gozne.jpg

that is so kenan in 10 years

the first one, i mean

http://www.shaken.net/kenan/kenan1_slice.gif

kenzans:
http://www.leevalley.com/images/item/gardening/bc201s1.jpg

http://www.kenan-az.narod.ru/virtual_life.jpg

yikes!

http://media.scout.com/Media/College_Football/74100_Kenan-Arkan.JPG

http://pathology.mc.duke.edu/website/images/grad/kenan.gif

http://www.ncsu.edu/kenan/image/head.gif

http://www.ncsu.edu/kenan/image/Kenan%20Center%202K-12%20Outreach%203.jpg

okay that's enough kenanz sorry

but what really goes on at the kenan institute?

HAY SCOTT, ANY RELATION TO THAT GUY WHO MADE THAT FOLLY, AKA ALASKA???

a friend of mine lived in carolina on the campus that features the Kenan institute, and said it took a while to get used to streets and parks and all manner of things being named "Kenan."

some day all that you see will be yours

like Yertle the Turtle

haha they used to call my friend curtis that. also they called him the muffin man.

seriously today is like the longest summer friday ever.

OTM

this thread makes it so much better! keep it going, nerds.

i'm trying to buy a rug

i am also in the rug market, because i thought having brown and black everything would be "handsome" but it's actually just "depressing"

what do you think of this one?

area rug
the jogger
fantasy football
whole foods
digital watch
the jogger

http://www.todaystylist.com/menwigs_LL_191_196%20big%201%20new.jpg

he's better bald. all Malkovich-ian

that's the rug for you, kenan

http://www.outdoor-weblog.com/50226711/red_rocks_2.jpg

yes i got the pun but thanks i have plenty of hair

kenan that rug is hideous but thanks for reminding me to check overstock.com!

man i haven't been swimming all summer.

mark that appears to be a magical and wonderful place and I want to go there now. Where is it?

??? dunno i just googled swimmin hole! I will check though

http://www.sugarbushvacations.com/GRABBED%20PICS/3308Dive%5B1%5D.jpg

http://www.todaystylist.com/jr_perfect%20blend%20big%201.jpg

my criteria for a rug are: 1) colorful 2) kinda retro-mod looking because that's the kind of couch I have, and 3) won't show cat hair as badly

it's here maybe??

i'm kinda into this rug but i have a black cat - dnw white background :\
http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Fine-Spun-Bubbles-Cream-Rug-67-x-96/2479983/product.html?IID=prod2479983

i haven't either! gone swimming, that is. which is kinda silly really cuz the water is like four feet from my front door. but i never said i wasn't silly.

i'm not just the president, i'm also a client

awesome times article about swimming holes from a few years back

http://www.wigsalon.com/img/full/toupee.jpg

oh scott invite me to your magical martha's vineyard island of enchantment! i need to go swimming in the ocean somethin' fierce.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/08/19/travel/swimm.583.2.jpg

this one is pretty awesome! not in a "i would buy this way" but wau!
http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Hand-hooked-Vintage-Poster-Salad-Collage-Wool-Rug-6-x-9/2307141/product.html?IID=prod2307141

i mean what the hell!! get that one, kenan

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=travel&res=940DE2DE1130F93BA35755C0A9659C8B63

this is barton springs pool and jorel mentioned it earlier. It's about 65 degrees all year round, because of, yannow, the spring. And that's stupid cold.

http://www.austintex.com/images/swimming/barton-springs-pool.jpg

http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Sports-America-Rug-43-x-66/2532108/product.html?IID=prod2532108

hahahahahaha wait guys
http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Ultimate-Poker-Wool-Rug-6-x-9/2522424/product.html?IID=prod2522424

i didn't go to barton springs, kenan. i went somewhere else that i forget the name of.

somewhere west of downtownish?

You went to Deep Eddy. Which is also nice but I prefer Barton Springs.

It is closed now, b/c of the flooding.

oh, well you should have gone to barton springs, because it is awesome in the most testicle shrinking way possible

65 degrees is way too cold! brrrrrrrr.

they're both that cold.

omg those rugs frighten me. Except for the bubble one. I love that one. And it would match my place perfectly.

We always go to the free side of BS, just outside the pool. It's cool b/c you can take your dogs and beerz. But crusties bathe there so not completely cool.

get a dead guy rug!

http://opinenetwork.typepad.com/opine_blog/images/deadfred.jpg

crusties bathe?

ew crusties

ew crass records

scott how to buy that

DON'T CLICK ON THIS SCARY PICTURE OF JOHN TRAVOLTA'S FAKE HAIR:

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/john-travolta-toupee.jpg

that dead guy rug is more like residue leftover when a crustie dies.

speaking of which, who's been to philly lately?

oops i didn't mean to do that.

i don't even know what i'm doing anymore.

is that a wax travolta?

there's more than one scary thing about that picture.

but thank god you didn't post him as a fat lady.

he's got so much foundation on

or are you just happy to see me?

xpost

the company my mom works for has pretty rugs http://www.angelaadams.com/

crusties bathe?

They have to soften the crust up every now and then. In water where dogs swim.

http://www.angelaadams.com/images/01653_main_beauty.jpg
i want this one

ooh... those ARE pretty rugs, bell

btw, mrs labs, ur rugs are v v pretty

and those tiles are sick. waaayy better than the ones I just bought for an old fireplace.

THREAD CONCLUSION: everyone wants to be a sandy douche

i like the dog better than the rug, sorry.

http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/53-x-76-Planets-Rug/1959152/product.html?IID=prod1959152

maybe this rug is more to your liking jorel

if I had kids, I would make them have the planets rug

PUG RUG PUG RUG PUG RUG

I always wanted a planets rug as a kid!

my kid would be all rebellious and whiny like, "I want the Superman rug!" and I'd be like, "Superman's a faggot, and you don't learn anything from Superman except how to be a faggot. You'll get planets and like it."

WOW

don't worry, I'm not having kids

otherwise, I would be Christopher Titus's dad, and my son would grow up to be a shitty comedian who doesn't have anything to say except "daddy drank"

you cannot have children am i correct? i seem to recall reading this and being like well those are some brain cells i will never reclaim, that will be used to contain this tmi.

ilx.fertility.xml

I took steps to never have children, yes. Lo, but the fruit of my loins is without seed.

"Son, how many girls called you today? Zero? And how many called
yesterday, lemme guess, zero? You know what they say, son, zero plus zero
equals FAG! Zero times any other number always equals FAG! Think about it,
ya little mathematician."

http://chaoskids.com/RUBS/V5/scissors.gif

aw. I killed a thread. I'm sorry.

no no no i killed it

Naw, I think it's just quittin' time on the East Coast.

i have another hour ;___;

uughh this thread is stupid.

go to the beach dood

-- chaki, Friday, July 27, 2007 9:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I AM THE SANDY DOUCHE.

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/261592~Sandy-Duncan-Posters.jpg

http://picturesonmyharddrive/thedriveletterisC/itsapictureofmycatwhossmall.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK

YOU ARE NOT THE SMALL CAT LOL

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE

IF YOU CAN EVEN FIND YOUR ASSHOLE WITHOUT A MAGNIFYING GLASS LOL

small asshole is an insult?

WAIT THAT DIDN'T WORK RIGHT

SHUT UP

lol dude i bet your poop looks like needles!

oh, that's a kneeslapper

YOU CATCH ON QUICK

I CANT FIND NOTHIN ON THE RADIO

Kenan, dude, did you actually just get pwned by a guy named KANTLIPS?

I'm late to the party but big kudos to hstencil for that nsfw link.

you're welcome!

suuuuuuuuup bitches

the 2007 SABR Convention in St. Louis, July 26-29

i hava do everytthing myself around here

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nicely done.

GAAAAAHHHHH FUCK

aww que finally saw it

:((((((((((((

Y U DO DAT

Y U MAEK DA BUDDHA CRI

Kenan, dude, did you actually just get pwned by a guy named KANTLIPS?

ha

Funny, I don't feel pwned!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

600 posts, gj folx

Kinda makes you want to take your brain out and scrub it, doesn't it?

xpost... OR NOT

Funny, I don't feel pwned!

-- kenan, Sunday, July 29, 2007 12:55 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is why you keep posting.

"

dude, I would have stopped YEARS ago

i know, your obliviousness to pwnage is sorta endearing, in a weird way.

at least i don't get petulant about it and post 500 words everytime someone pwns me. Like NO ONE I KNOW AT ALL.